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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,410 - [man] That's showbiz baby! - [dings] 2 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:22,631 [majestic orchestral music] 3 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,916 [ominous music] 4 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,709 [computer] Results of cognitive skill test 5 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,233 part two finished compiling. 6 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,149 Subject possesses strong deductive reasoning skills, 7 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:03,976 but lacks basic empathy. 8 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,370 Commencing cognitive skill test, part three: 9 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:08,590 visual spectrum differentiation. 10 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:11,288 Ten bucks says the bastard doesn't get the next one right. 11 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:13,638 [clanking]-[squawking] 12 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,727 [scientist 1] Hey, can you not do that? 13 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,164 [rumbling] 14 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:19,340 He doesn't like it when you do that. 15 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:20,950 [inhaling] 16 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,801 And can you not eat your lunch in here? 17 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:28,914 This is supposed to be a sterile environment. 18 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,526 [computer] Prompt number one: shapes and color. 19 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:33,267 Which key opens the door? 20 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,312 [growling] 21 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,793 [buzz] 22 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,012 [chiptune melody plays] 23 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,711 A for yellow, B for blue. 24 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:43,886 [growling] 25 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:52,721 [suspenseful music] 26 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,681 You have five seconds remaining. 27 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,770 [music intensifies] 28 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:01,904 [clanking]-[beeping] 29 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,081 A is correct. 30 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:07,127 The yellow key opens the yellow door. 31 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,303 Positive reinforcement: achieved. 32 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,434 [clanking] 33 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:11,740 [thudding] 34 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,045 [roaring] 35 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,004 [beeping] 36 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:17,137 [munching] 37 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:24,144 We raised one smart invisible raptor. 38 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:27,059 We raised the only invisible raptor. 39 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,670 Poor guy doesn't have any family. 40 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:30,324 Oh, here we go. 41 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:32,152 You know what? Family's overrated. 42 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,631 And speaking of, I got to run out 43 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,285 and get my kid a birthday present. 44 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,895 Oh, yeah. When is it? 45 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,549 Uh... Two weeks ago? 46 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:41,204 [laughs] Ouch. What are you gonna get? 47 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,293 Uh. I figured I'd stop by that old dinosaur museum 48 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,816 gift shop off the highway. 49 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:46,470 I mean, it's on the way home. 50 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:47,839 Oh, yeah. The one with all the giant dinosaurs. 51 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:49,386 I love that place. 52 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:52,346 Yeah. Get him something the, uh, ex-wife will bitch about. 53 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:53,738 You know how that goes. 54 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:56,306 Not really. I'm solo. 55 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,134 No family, no kids, nothing. 56 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,354 I could be dead on the floor in here 57 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,834 and no one would think to look for me for two weeks. 58 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:04,967 [sighs] 59 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:07,230 Well, you're lucky. Can't escape mine. 60 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:08,362 Oh, do me a favor. 61 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:11,147 If Dr. Tyler comes by, cover for me. 62 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,409 I'll keep an eye out. 63 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:16,021 [whirring, beeps] 64 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:17,936 [computer] Access granted: John Sykes. 65 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,201 [door closes] 66 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,552 - [ominous music] - [low growling] 67 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:30,601 - [keys jingling softly] - Whoa! 68 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:32,951 What you got there? 69 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,651 [scientist 1] How did you get those? 70 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:37,845 Come on. You want to give 'em to me? 71 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,915 Come on. 72 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:41,762 It's almost like you know what those are for. 73 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:46,661 [beeping] 74 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,706 [suspenseful music] 75 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:53,668 [beeping steadily] 76 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:00,631 [beeping rapidly] 77 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,677 [suspenseful music intensifies] 78 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,682 [music stops] 79 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:11,729 [chuckling] 80 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:14,428 [growling, burping] 81 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:15,777 Ha! 82 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,474 [screaming in pain] 83 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,520 [screaming] 84 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:26,309 [foreboding music] 85 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:32,924 [creaking] 86 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,450 [clanking] 87 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,626 [breathing heavily] 88 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,107 [roaring] 89 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,849 [whistling] 90 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,596 Oh, shit. Of course. 91 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,642 [suspenseful music] 92 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,869 [John] Willie, I forgot my keys again. 93 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,436 Can you toss 'em over? 94 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:09,874 Can you toss 'em over for me? 95 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:11,659 [raptor grunting] 96 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:19,492 [keys rattle] 97 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,626 [John] Thanks, dick. 98 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,149 Have a good weekend, Willie. 99 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:25,412 [machine whirring] 100 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,675 [computer] Access granted: John Sykes. 101 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:32,288 [ominous music] 102 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:36,640 [breathing heavily] 103 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:45,083 [whirring, beeps] 104 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,608 Access granted: William Walsh. 105 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,133 [roaring] 106 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,840 [suspenseful orchestral music] 107 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,016 [heavy footsteps] 108 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,647 Oh! Goddammit. 109 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:35,090 [raptor exclaims] 110 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,602 [majestic music] 111 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,388 [bellowing] 112 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,789 [announcer 1] Dino World guests and dino campers, 113 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,394 please make your way to the dig zone 114 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,222 for a special fossil presentation 115 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:21,963 by our world-renowned paleontologist, 116 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,878 - Dr. Grant Walker. - C'mon, Boo Boo, 117 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,116 we don't want to miss the show. 118 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,968 - Okay, Mom. - Okay. Let's go. 119 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:35,759 [announcer 2]...and other tools are used to remove the rock 120 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:37,761 covering the bones to see how much 121 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,633 of the skeleton is present. 122 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,505 Special glue is applied to the cracks and fractures 123 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:44,594 to hold the fossils together... 124 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,772 Can anyone tell me what this is? 125 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,034 [kids] A claw! 126 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:53,603 That's right. This is an actual raptor claw 127 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,432 dating all the way back to the Cretaceous period. 128 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:59,522 Oh, just around over 75 million years ago. 129 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:00,958 And believe it or not, 130 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,719 that's older than all your mom and dads put together. 131 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:03,918 [laughter] 132 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:06,573 My dad's in Mexico with Sally. 133 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,966 Okay. 134 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:12,709 Now this claw was located right on his middle toe 135 00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:15,582 and it was retractable like a switchblade. 136 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,845 The raptor would extend the claw 137 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:22,632 to slash at its prey just like... 138 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,983 - this! - [kids groaning] 139 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,813 [groaning continues] 140 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,772 [gentle music] 141 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,997 Okay. Okay, everyone calm down. 142 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,173 Now raptor... 143 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,177 [mutters] Fuck. 144 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:47,787 Hmm. 145 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,661 All right, you chickenshit motherfucker, 146 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:52,793 you listen to me. 147 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,535 All right, that shit was a long time ago. 148 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:56,971 All right, you're a grown-ass man 149 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,669 doing grown-ass man shit now. 150 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,280 All right? 151 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:05,545 Hmm. No one's gonna pants you. 152 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:08,504 No one's gonna see your dick. 153 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,507 All right. You got a full-ass dinosaur costume on. 154 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,943 You got a zipper and everything. 155 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,181 - It's impossible. - [dog barking in distance] 156 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,643 So get out there and dance your dick out. 157 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,601 - D-Dick, dick, dick off. - [barking continues] 158 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,298 Jeez, Mr. Beagle. 159 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,344 I'll be right there! Hold your nuts! 160 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:25,216 [Grant] Now can anyone tell me what this is? 161 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:28,002 No? 162 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,395 This is coprolite. 163 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,486 Also known as fossilized feces. 164 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:38,534 Or raptor poop. 165 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,144 - [kids] Ew! - [laughter] 166 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:43,495 Don't worry, it doesn't smell... anymore. 167 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,281 That's just this place. 168 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,152 All right, everybody, take a whiff. 169 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,676 You don't smell anything, right? 170 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,678 It's really old. 171 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,899 [gentle music] 172 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,601 [door creaks open] 173 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,225 Now, something you may have noticed 174 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:09,609 is that raptor droppings are very unique. 175 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,108 In fact, there's nothing quite like it 176 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,350 in the animal kingdom. 177 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,004 You notice the distinct impressions 178 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,137 and patterns throughout. 179 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,834 Kind of looks like a big croissant 180 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,641 - made out of old tires, right? - [laughter] 181 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,403 You know, when I was doing my fieldwork 182 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,754 to get my PhD in paleontology, uh, I actually found... 183 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,627 How do they pee-pee? Does it have a penis? 184 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,107 [girl] How does it have sex? 185 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,153 [mascot] Hey, Doc G, it's almost showtime! 186 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,722 Actually, that is a great question. 187 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,114 Uh, we don't know for sure. 188 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,726 They either had a penis or a cloaca, 189 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:42,816 much like modern birds and reptiles today. 190 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:46,080 And a cloaca is a tiny little flap 191 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,559 covering a little hole. 192 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,841 - [mascot] Hey kids! - [kids exclaiming] 193 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,432 Did someone say "Dino Pal"? 194 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,931 All right, that's pretty much it for today. 195 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,696 So if you want to get out of here, it's... 196 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,177 [kids] Boo! 197 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,096 Remember when I said that dinosaurs were closely related 198 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,271 to modern birds? 199 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,838 Well, another thing raptors did 200 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:07,057 that's similar to the descendants 201 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,190 are mating calls 202 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:13,673 and a ritualist mating dance. 203 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,024 [announcer] And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, 204 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,939 it's everyone's favorite dinosaur, 205 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,288 - Dino Pal... - [cheering] 206 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,944 here to perform his famous dino rap dance. 207 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,512 [upbeat rap music] 208 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,222 ♪ I may be old But I'm no fossil ♪ 209 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,833 ♪ Rapping about dinosaurs Small and colossal ♪ 210 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,314 ♪ I'll teach you about dinosaurs And so much more ♪ 211 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,969 ♪ Is that a carnivore Or an herbivore? ♪ 212 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,885 ♪ Some Dinos eat meat And some eat plants ♪ 213 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:54,365 ♪ Now check out T-Rex While he does the mating dance ♪ 214 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:57,064 ♪ Let's get down ♪ 215 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,501 ♪ It's mating time! ♪ 216 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,199 ♪ My rhymes are fresh And his moves are classic ♪ 217 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,811 ♪ Rocking this Earth From Cretaceous to Jurassic ♪ 218 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,291 ♪ This is how dinosaurs Used to get down ♪ 219 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,816 ♪ Attracting a mate With a rhythmic sound ♪ 220 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,470 ♪ How exactly did it happen? Well, it's hard to tell ♪ 221 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,256 ♪ But what came next Is a dinosaur shell ♪ 222 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,301 [upbeat instrumental plays] 223 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:23,090 ♪ This could be yours For a new low price ♪ 224 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,614 ♪ The dinosaur gift shop Is really nice ♪ 225 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,225 ♪ The gift shop's a place You don't want to avoid ♪ 226 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,924 ♪ Now I'm dropping this mic Just like an asteroid ♪ 227 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,490 [thudding, clattering] 228 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,493 [laughter] 229 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,456 Thank you for visiting Dino World. 230 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,937 Be sure to try our fossil funnel cake. 231 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,635 It's... DINO-mite. 232 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,768 [announcer] Now, join us on the second floor 233 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:51,118 - in our state-of-the-art... - And please kill me. 234 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,684 For the prehistoric ocean exhibit 235 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,122 featuring the megalodon in 3D. 236 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,209 You heard me. 237 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,778 Kill me. 238 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,391 [mascot] Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle! 239 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:07,134 Ooh, there he is! 240 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:10,920 You know you can't be out here doing the show. 241 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:14,228 No, you can't. You know I love you. 242 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:17,187 You know I'm your best friend. You're my best friend. 243 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,362 Yes, you are. 244 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,495 All right. I'm sorry buddy, okay? 245 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,976 I'm gonna give you a Flintstone-sized bone later. 246 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,152 Okay? Yabba-dabba-deuces. 247 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,503 [announcer] Dino World will be closing in 15 minutes. 248 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,287 Please head to the exits. 249 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,811 Make sure to stop in our gift shop 250 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,595 before you end your visit today. 251 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,858 A lot of these sales will go extinct. 252 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,122 - Did you learn anything today? - No. 253 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,646 Shit. 254 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,127 Uh, okay, Elliott, 255 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,409 why don't you be a good little raptor 256 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,782 and run off with your raptor pack? 257 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,697 I don't have a pack. 258 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,743 Okay, well, why don't you go find anybody else? 259 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,443 Here. Have some dino eggs. 260 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:58,489 On me. And you can use those to make friends. 261 00:13:58,576 --> 00:13:59,727 - Okay? Go! - [Elliott grunts] 262 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,318 [cheering weakly] Yay. 263 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,452 I see you still have a hard time letting people get too close. 264 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,628 Amber. 265 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,632 What's it been? Ten years? 266 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,155 What? Since you dumped me? 267 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,158 [chuckles] I'm just messing with you. 268 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,685 It's just water under the bridge now. 269 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,596 Uh... You look good. 270 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:22,557 This old thing? I know. 271 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:26,082 Hey, listen, the way I left things off... 272 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,693 could very well be perceived as wrong and I'm just... 273 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,608 Hannah, why don't you go get yourself a gift 274 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,827 in the gift shop? 275 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,394 We have some catching up to do. 276 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,571 [sharp exhale] 277 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,182 So, you, uh, still into this stuff? 278 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,532 Um, not since grad school. 279 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,901 I mean, not all of us were lucky enough 280 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,014 to drop everything and everyone 281 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:50,454 to go become world-famous paleontologists in Morocco. 282 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,239 Well, you can see how that turned out. 283 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,893 [announcer] Dino World employees, 284 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,416 report to the dino lounge 285 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:58,593 to sing "Happy Birthday" to Trevor. 286 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,334 Uh, what brings you here? 287 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,379 Just working on restarting my life 288 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,077 after divorcing my Prince Charming. 289 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,861 Divorced? 290 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,447 Well, at least now you don't have to sneak boys 291 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,579 into your window after midnight. 292 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,648 [laughs] 293 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,215 So what are you doing back here? 294 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,435 Besides starting your new rap career? 295 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,915 What happened with Morocco? 296 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,004 I did hear something about a discovery? 297 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,702 - Yes, you did. - [Amber] And then a lawsuit? 298 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,138 Yes, you did. 299 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,793 I discovered the first fully intact and preserved... 300 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,709 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've heard it a million times. 301 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,406 You discovered the world's most preserved 302 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,931 dinosaur butthole and your business partner 303 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,107 screwed you over and took all the credit. 304 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,370 So now you can't get close to people. 305 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,807 Blah, blah, blah. We get it! 306 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,070 Okay. You know what he's about to discover? 307 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,942 His paycheck's gonna be missing a few zeros 308 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,813 because him and his friend, Dino Pal, 309 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,033 destroyed all of our artifacts. 310 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,251 Do better, dude. 311 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,908 So things seem to be going well? 312 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,235 [Hannah] I got a coloring book. 313 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,781 [Hannah] Hey! 314 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,131 What happened out there, Doc G? 315 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,133 We got to work on our cues. 316 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,327 I feel like I knocked something loose on that fall. 317 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,671 Will you help me with this zipper? 318 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,461 Before I fill up this tail full of human crap-alite. 319 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,877 [Grant] It's coprolite. 320 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,879 Uh. You guys seem to have your hands full here. 321 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,752 Yeah, not as full as this tail's gonna be. 322 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:14,843 Hey, mama... mama... Ma... Ma... 323 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:19,152 I'm Denny, Head of Security Detail here at Dino World. 324 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,805 Dancing's just my passion. 325 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,460 Well, I'm Amber, Grant's old friend 326 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,114 and big fan of interpretive dance. 327 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,289 Uh-huh. 328 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,770 Uh. I've got to go, but take my number. 329 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,991 Yeah, sure. Moving a little fast, but... 330 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,078 Not you. 331 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,256 [Hannah] I'm not a table. 332 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,092 - Call me. - Yeah. 333 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,052 Wait a minute. I know this. 334 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,882 Um, it just happened to work well with my outfit today. 335 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,406 Uh, I have to go. Come on, Hannah. 336 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,061 [romantic music] 337 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:02,238 Attaboy. I let you have that one. 338 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,980 Somebody wants to get their little mosquito 339 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,938 stuck in Amber. 340 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,376 [grunting] 341 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,182 Do you have fun today, honey? 342 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,685 I had so much fun. I love you, Mommy. 343 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,372 [announcer] Dino campers, be sure to meet 344 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,751 your loving parents in the pickup zone 345 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,255 and give them a big hug 346 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,866 for bringing you to the place where the dinosaurs are. 347 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,130 [footsteps] 348 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,281 [announcer] Today we'll learn about 349 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,089 how dinosaurs became extinct. 350 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,135 For over 100 million years, 351 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,920 dinosaurs were the dominant form of life on Earth. 352 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,792 The last dinosaur died off 70 million years ago 353 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,405 after a huge meteorite crashed down off the coast of Mexico. 354 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,972 The last remaining link to the existence of dinosaurs 355 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,887 is the modern-day chicken. 356 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,933 [dog barking] 357 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,370 [raptor roaring] 358 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,546 Your life sucks. 359 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,769 What happened to you, Grant? 360 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,992 [whispering] You're dressed like a Lego man. 361 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,298 Look at you. [scoffs] 362 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,561 Stupid. You look stupid. 363 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,086 [Denny] Is that you, Dr. G? 364 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,002 Nope. This isn't Dr. Grant. Sorry. 365 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,010 [Denny] Don't lie to me, man. I know those shoes. 366 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,355 I saw your shoes. Look, don't worry about earlier. 367 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,878 We can work on our moves tomorrow. 368 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,532 We'll stick the landing next time. 369 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,317 You know what? Why don't you just stick to being security. 370 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,624 And, uh... 371 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:24,712 [exhales annoyedly] 372 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,119 whatever you're doing in there. 373 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,107 All right, good talk! 374 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,152 [Denny] Hey, Dr. G, wait-wait a minute, let's... 375 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,111 Hey. 376 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,871 [announcer] Thank you for visiting Dino World 377 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,115 and have a DINO-mite day. 378 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,076 - Make any friends today? - No. 379 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,774 Jesus! What have you got in there? 380 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,776 You didn't steal any old rocks, did you? 381 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,909 No.-Good. 382 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:51,913 Because people that steal are piles of shit. 383 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,045 You don't want to be a pile of shit, do you? 384 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,352 No.-Good. 385 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,809 [Elliott's mom] Put your seatbelt on. 386 00:18:58,833 --> 00:18:59,921 What are you doing? 387 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,849 Hey, what'd I tell you about taking out your retainer? 388 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,590 I don't want this stupid retainer. 389 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,854 Bradley Whitmore has Invisalign, so why can't I? 390 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,381 [mimics a kid's voice] "Why can't I?" 391 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,639 Because we don't like 392 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,119 invisible things in our household. 393 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,990 [rattling]-Okay? 394 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,471 And Bradley Whitmore's parents spoil him rotten. 395 00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,647 He's gonna end up being a pile of shit too. 396 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:31,842 Now put your retainer back in 397 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,433 and don't forget your backpack! 398 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,651 [sighs frustratedly] 399 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,350 Hey, hey! 400 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,004 You call that chick yet? 401 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,136 - No. - Why not? 402 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,572 It's been like ten minutes. 403 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,531 [indistinct PA announcement] 404 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,378 What the hell happened in the equipment area? 405 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,927 - Shit. We got a 10-59. - [radio beeps] 406 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,103 [woman on radio] I don't know what that means, Denny. 407 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,628 Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle! 408 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,543 [air hisses] 409 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,501 Here, boy! 410 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,547 [mysterious music] 411 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,463 That's weird. 412 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,945 [announcer] Welcome to the Cave of Wonders. 413 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,209 [indistinct PA announcement] 414 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,038 [Denny grunts] You thinking coyotes again? 415 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,476 Must be big ones. 416 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,826 Where is that damn dog? Mr. Beagle! 417 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,481 Come on, boy. Mr. Beagle! 418 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,226 Fucker probably heard a call of the wild again. 419 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,663 Chewed through his damn rope. 420 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,925 [Grant] The hell? 421 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,452 What? 422 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,543 Just peculiar. 423 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,241 He's probably out chasing coyote ass. 424 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,459 He'll be back. 425 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,418 - [beeping] - Oh, shit. 426 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,680 Got to go, Doc G. 427 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:48,769 I got some, uh... 428 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,772 business to attend to. 429 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,948 Sure. 430 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,517 [announcer] Scientists are still unsure what dinosaurs 431 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:58,779 actually sounded like. 432 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:01,782 [growling, roaring] 433 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,567 [thudding, clattering] 434 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,353 [ominous music] 435 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,616 [Elliott's mom] Hey, quiet down up there! 436 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,705 I'm going out. So you're on your own tonight. 437 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,056 [thudding, clattering] 438 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:22,933 Dusty. 439 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,936 You piece of shit. 440 00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,374 Right on time. 441 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,420 [car door closes] 442 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:36,382 Pfft. Ooh, ooh, Gina. Why are you with him? 443 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,361 - [Gina grunts] - [Dusty] What are you? 444 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,473 Pick it up. 445 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,865 [Denny] Oh, yeah, pick it up. 446 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,086 Bitch. 447 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,097 [grunting] 448 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,926 [Denny] Deploying USS Brown Trout... 449 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,275 - [rustling] - Ah, deployed! 450 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,631 [sneaky music] 451 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:22,123 [Dusty] Gina! Hey, where's my beer, Gina? 452 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,733 You left the beer in the car. 453 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,216 Go get it! I don't have all day. 454 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,655 [door opens] 455 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,530 [door closes] 456 00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:39,575 [mysterious music] 457 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:12,129 [creaking] 458 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,088 [ominous music] 459 00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,655 [raptor growling] 460 00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,700 [music intensifies] 461 00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:27,362 [raptor grumbling] 462 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,059 [soft music] 463 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,018 [low growling] 464 00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:54,955 [mysterious music] 465 00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:02,919 [growling] 466 00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:04,965 [suspenseful music] 467 00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:09,970 [heavy footsteps] 468 00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:17,717 [low growling] 469 00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,677 [munching] 470 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:36,649 - [footsteps] - [low growling] 471 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:40,914 [munching, snarling] 472 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,003 [heavy footsteps] 473 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,529 [light music] 474 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:53,796 [rumbling] 475 00:24:56,146 --> 00:24:56,756 [roaring] 476 00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,279 [crunching] 477 00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,280 [man] ...may cause headaches, dizziness, scalp loss, 478 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,499 difficulty wearing hats. 479 00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,109 Ask your doctor about Revitaxanax... 480 00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,372 [woman] Do we have a lot of chickens? 481 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:08,942 We got so many damn chickens here at McCluckskey Farms 482 00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:11,684 that Colonel Sanders even called wanting some. 483 00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:14,600 And I told him to go cluck himself! 484 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:18,429 Go get your own, you Kentucky Fried old fart. 485 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,736 Are my chickens the best? 486 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:25,132 Yeah, well, does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 487 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,221 Come on down and get you some. 488 00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:29,397 ♪ McCluckskey Farms ♪ 489 00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:32,966 ♪ You're gonna love our eggs! ♪ 490 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,142 [news jingle] 491 00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:36,447 Good morning. 492 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,667 Tom Jennings filling in for Chet Williford. 493 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,235 We start with disturbing news out of Spielburgh County 494 00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:43,150 where a young boy appears to be missing. 495 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:44,847 Our own Gloria Aviles is on the scene. 496 00:25:44,934 --> 00:25:46,457 Gloria, what can you tell us? 497 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,676 Thanks, Tom. 498 00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:50,461 I'm here at the home of Debra Kintner, 499 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,507 who claims her 10-year-old son Elliott 500 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,813 went missing late last night. 501 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,379 [Grant] Elliott? Nice tux. 502 00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,401 [Gloria] ...she returned to his room this morning, 503 00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:01,429 all that was left was this mysterious mound 504 00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:03,300 of an unknown substance. 505 00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,954 [Debra] It-It-It's shit! 506 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:08,654 It-It's a big pile of shit with his retainer in it. 507 00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:10,264 Oh, my God. 508 00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:13,093 [Debra] He hated that retainer, but I made him wear it. 509 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,356 Oh, God, people are going to think I'm a bad mom. 510 00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:17,243 I should have never called him a pile of shit, 511 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:20,274 but now look at him! My son is a pile of shit! 512 00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,710 [Denny] Hey, sorry I'm late, Doc. 513 00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:23,843 Maybe it was a bear. Do you think it was a bear? 514 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:24,970 Bears are getting smarter. 515 00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:26,125 There's a bear problem in the city. 516 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,455 I don't know what's happening! 517 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,718 Oh, where'd you find last year's Christmas cookies? 518 00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,154 [spits] 519 00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,201 [Gloria]...for Elliott Kintner and any information 520 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,376 about his disappearance should be given 521 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,378 to the state police... 522 00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:41,251 Dr. G., I-I still can't find Mr. Beagle. 523 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,079 [Tom] ...that is one big pile of shit. 524 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,342 [announcer] Welcome to the Cave of Wonders. 525 00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:48,345 Here you can hear a variety of dinosaur sounds 526 00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,999 echoed throughout its chambers... 527 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,088 [Grant] Same size. 528 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:54,177 [mysterious music] 529 00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,391 [Denny] What's got your butthole puckered? 530 00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,888 Did you catch the news this morning? 531 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,020 - Hmm? - The shit? 532 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:13,893 The shit left at the boy's house? 533 00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:18,245 Whoa, shit. That made it on the news? 534 00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:20,813 [exclaims, laughs] 535 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:23,642 How hard did he stomp on the bag? 536 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:25,940 What are you talking about? 537 00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:28,124 The missing kid report? 538 00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:30,866 Elliott from Dino Camp? 539 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,781 Yeah. What happened to that little turd? 540 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,742 Well... 541 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,180 I think he became one. 542 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:42,835 [pensive music] 543 00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:46,534 What? What are you talking about? 544 00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,492 The shit they found in Elliott's room 545 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,625 had very distinct markings 546 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,845 and only one animal has droppings like that. 547 00:27:54,063 --> 00:27:55,978 [music intensifies] 548 00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:58,372 [keyboard clacking] 549 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:05,074 [rewind whir] 550 00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:06,380 Wait a minute. 551 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,730 Does this have something to do with Mr. Beagle? 552 00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,950 - Whose blood was that, Dr. G? - [barking] 553 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,778 [barking] 554 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,780 [mysterious music] 555 00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,747 - What is he barking at? - [Grant] I don't know. 556 00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:18,609 Camera six is down. 557 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,394 - [guttural growl] - [barking] 558 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,267 - [munching] - [Mr. Beagle whimpering] 559 00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,485 Oh, God! 560 00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:26,313 [Mr. Beagle whimpering] 561 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,400 [rewind whir] 562 00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:30,491 - [barking] - [low growling] 563 00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,449 Please tell me Mr. Beagle's okay! 564 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,105 Listen.-[barking] 565 00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:37,672 - [guttural growl] - Do you hear that? 566 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,414 Yeah, of course, I hear it. You played it for me twice. 567 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:44,505 - [guttural growl in slow-mo] - [barking in slow-mo] 568 00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:46,246 [Denny] What is he barking at? 569 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,464 I don't see anything. 570 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:53,253 I don't know how this is humanly possible, 571 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,299 but I think we're dealing with... 572 00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:00,695 a raptor. 573 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:03,829 What in the shit are you saying to me right now? 574 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,850 You're telling me that you think Mr. Beagle's out there 575 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,954 running around chasing a dinosaur that's on the loose 576 00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:10,226 that's turning little kids into doo-doo? 577 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:15,057 I'm saying that the evidence supports that hypothesis, yes. 578 00:29:17,233 --> 00:29:19,714 Well, saying I'm on board with your hypotenuse, 579 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,672 or whatever. 580 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,849 Who is gonna help us with that, Doc? 581 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,200 I don't know. 582 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:34,468 [deputy] Hey, you know what the coroner told me 583 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:37,079 the other day about that John Doe that came in? 584 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:40,909 He told me you could tell how old a person is 585 00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:45,261 by counting the spokes around their butthole. 586 00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:49,483 Yeah, that's how he knew that that John Doe was 32, 587 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,702 which means I got like 45 spokes. 588 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,750 And you got 64, and a baby has zero. 589 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,013 Or maybe they start with one. I don't know. 590 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:01,800 Boy, I don't ever want to hear you talking about 591 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,845 my butthole ever again. 592 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,934 [secretary] Wait, stop. You can't go back there! 593 00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,240 Citizens on patrol, ma'am. 594 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:11,592 Well, if it isn't Dinky Denny. 595 00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:14,464 Looking to drop off another failed application? 596 00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:17,250 Well, shit. While I'm here, might as well. 597 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:19,121 I'm never growing up! 598 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,950 Sheriff, we might have information on the disappearance 599 00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:23,212 of Elliott Kintner. 600 00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:25,432 - Who the heck are you? - I'm Dr. Grant Walker. 601 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,129 I work up at the Dinosaur Museum. 602 00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:30,176 - You mean the fun park? - [laughs] 603 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:33,701 I'm a paleontologist and I have reason to believe... 604 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,183 that there's a raptor on the loose. 605 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,662 [deputy] A rapper on the loose? 606 00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:41,883 Should we be on the lookout for LL Cool J or Tone Loc? 607 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:45,800 - [laughter] - Okay. No, no. A rap-tor. 608 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,238 From the Cretaceous period? 609 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:51,762 Like Jurassic Park. 610 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:56,419 Well, what does it look like? We'll put out an APB. 611 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,638 I haven't actually seen it. 612 00:30:57,725 --> 00:31:01,642 [chuckles] So tell me something, doc-tor, 613 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,775 if there's a dinosaur running around this town, 614 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,604 how come nobody else has seen it? 615 00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,824 - I don't know. - You couldn't have a wet fart 616 00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,174 in this town without a couple thousand people 617 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,349 posting about it. 618 00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:14,716 Sir, this thing is killing kids. 619 00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:16,962 All right, and it's turning them into dookie piles. 620 00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:18,249 So I suggest you look into it. 621 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:19,878 Yeah, you too, Ron. 622 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,924 You have to listen to me. Okay? Just take me to the boy's house. 623 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:26,406 I have the fossilized feces to prove it. 624 00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:34,588 [laughter] 625 00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:37,417 Oh! Get the hell out of my office 626 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:39,245 before I have you committed. 627 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,334 And take your turd with you. 628 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,379 And whatever that thing is. 629 00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:45,686 [muffled laughter] 630 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:46,774 Come on. 631 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:49,037 - Oh, hey, Dinky. - [Denny] What? 632 00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:50,821 I'll file your application for you. 633 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,912 Why don't you file this? File that! 634 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,740 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! A little respect here. 635 00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:58,501 - Come on. Come on. - [sheriff] A little respect! 636 00:31:58,525 --> 00:32:00,048 [Denny] Respect my ass. 637 00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:03,008 [chuckles] Nothin' but net! Whoa! 638 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:11,233 What am I doing? 639 00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:14,497 They're right. 640 00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:16,108 I just told the authorities 641 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:18,980 that a dinosaur is running around town 642 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,373 yet no one has seen it. 643 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,114 And I'm dressed 644 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:24,768 like a shitty low-rent safari man. 645 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,424 Of course they think I'm crazy. 646 00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:29,991 This is stupid. 647 00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:31,819 You know what? Fuck those cops. 648 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:34,474 Well, I know you're having some sort of internal debate, 649 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:35,736 but I believe you! 650 00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:38,347 You're the smartest science doctor I know. 651 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:40,567 And I know a few. 652 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,874 What else could it be? 653 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,442 In the cave, there was all that blood, 654 00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:46,486 and the footprint... 655 00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,447 You think Mr. Beagle's all right? 656 00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:55,974 Yeah. Yeah, we'll find him. 657 00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:57,976 He's a, uh... 658 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:00,543 good boy. 659 00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:03,938 He's the goodest. 660 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:07,986 Um, what was that dinky stuff about with the sheriff? 661 00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,510 Oh, just some juvenile grade school bullshit. 662 00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:12,227 I don't even know how they know that stuff. 663 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:13,445 Now that we're partners and all, 664 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:14,949 just tell me one thing. 665 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:18,822 How in the hell does a dinosaur exist? 666 00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,435 I have no idea. 667 00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:24,654 But first, we have to make sure. 668 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:27,527 We have to match the coprolite with the droppings. 669 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,790 All right. Where to then? 670 00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,661 Elliott's house. 671 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,576 You're gonna go up here to the left. 672 00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:34,795 Left? -Yeah. 673 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,407 How do you know where that kid lives, weirdo? 674 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:39,582 I stole the police report 675 00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:41,229 while they were making fun of your dick. 676 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,564 [Grant] All right, now we just got to get past his mom. 677 00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:47,460 [Denny] I got this. Just watch my six. 678 00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:55,381 What are you doing? 679 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,127 What are you wearing? 680 00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:04,781 Don't worry, all right? I got this. Just follow my lead. 681 00:34:07,523 --> 00:34:08,959 [doorbell rings] 682 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,060 [Grant whispers] Here she comes. Here she comes. 683 00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:18,534 [sniffles] 684 00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,191 Yes? 685 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,455 Hello, madam. 686 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,718 I'm special agent Johnny Utah. 687 00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:31,373 And this is Doctor... 688 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:34,898 Dr. Grant Walker, a Scientologist. 689 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:38,076 And we're here to do some laboratory experiments 690 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:40,295 on the feces that used to be your son. 691 00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:51,001 [sighs] Oh, thank God. 692 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,394 So you do believe me? 693 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:54,309 I told them my son wasn't missing. 694 00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,050 Uh. Where's the shit pile, ma'am? 695 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,139 Upstairs. 696 00:34:58,226 --> 00:34:59,786 - [Grant] Excuse me. - [Denny] This way? 697 00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:01,534 Yeah, you got it. Yeah. 698 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:04,493 [Denny] Up here? I see it! 699 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:10,673 [Denny] Oh, smells like a fart in a spacesuit in here. 700 00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:19,291 [Grant] Ooh. The boy's retainer? 701 00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:20,509 [Debra] Yes. 702 00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:27,635 [Grant whispers] I was right. 703 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,562 It's raptor shit. 704 00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:32,739 Are you sure? 705 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,394 Look, man. I know my shit. 706 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,613 Look at this. Look at the grooves. 707 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:41,226 [Denny] Ah, it's the same, yeah. Like a monster truck tread. 708 00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:44,054 Son of a... Look, there's corn in there. 709 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,926 [whispers] This is incredible. 710 00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,667 What's incredible, Doctor? 711 00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:49,538 Uh, Your Majesty, we're gonna need to dig 712 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,671 around your son for a stool sample. 713 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,803 Maybe, maybe it's best you turn away. 714 00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:55,501 [Grant] Wait a second. 715 00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:57,546 [suspenseful music] 716 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:09,471 Oh. Oh, no! 717 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:12,866 [cries] Oh. Oh, no! 718 00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,452 - What? What? What is it? - [Denny] No, Mr. Beagle! 719 00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:15,975 [Grant] Mrs. Kintner, I think it's best that you go 720 00:36:15,999 --> 00:36:17,044 in the other room 721 00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:18,611 and let us finish this in privacy. 722 00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:19,762 [Denny crying] No, Mr. Beagle! 723 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:21,788 [crying continues] 724 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,312 You fucker! 725 00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:26,749 - [Denny grunting] - Hey! Hey, stop it. 726 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,838 - I want to kill him! - Hey! Hey! Stop! 727 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:31,189 - I want to kill him! - Look at me. Stop! 728 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,147 That is that woman's son! 729 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,540 That's my dog! 730 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:37,151 Get-get-get-get a hold of yourself. 731 00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,544 How can we use the coprolite now? 732 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,023 You just ruined our proof! 733 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:43,418 I'm sorry, Dr. G. I lost it, but shit, man! 734 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:47,117 That's my dog in there. It's hurting my heart! 735 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,250 Let's just... Let's just go. Okay? 736 00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:51,296 This poor woman has been through enough. 737 00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:55,561 I'm gonna take a little bit of Mr. Beagle with me. 738 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,278 - [shutter clicks] - I got to take some of him. 739 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,390 Fucker! 740 00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,915 [Debra] Okay, so "all-inclusive" means 741 00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,482 I don't have to leave the resort? 742 00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:05,503 [travel agent] Yes, ma'am. That will come with a wristband 743 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:07,137 for access to all our amenities, 744 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,445 including bottomless drinks at our three onsite bars... 745 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,708 So-So what happens now, Doctor? 746 00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,797 We're gonna take your son... 747 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:17,235 This sample back to the lab for a study 748 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:18,845 and we'll get back to you. 749 00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:20,431 [travel agent] Is there anything else I can help you with? 750 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:21,519 [Denny] Smells like shit down here too. 751 00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,694 [travel agent] So can we go ahead 752 00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,158 and book you for your singles cruise? 753 00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:25,678 Okay. So free drinks and... 754 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,246 Shit. 755 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:31,815 Hey, can you help me with my ant farm? 756 00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:33,860 - It's broken. - Uh, okay. 757 00:37:33,947 --> 00:37:35,731 [phone vibrates] 758 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,647 [chuckles] 759 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,214 - Hello. - [Grant] Amber. 760 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,390 It's Grant. Walker. 761 00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:45,785 Yeah, I know. I'm really glad you called. 762 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,527 Yeah, uh, me too. 763 00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:52,095 Ah, Amber, please go with me on this. 764 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:53,793 You have to listen to me. 765 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,884 I have undeniable evidence that there could be a velociraptor 766 00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:00,582 in your area killing people. 767 00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,192 Well, this is a really strange way 768 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,020 - of asking me out. - [Hannah] It's itchy. 769 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:07,415 Um, is this some sort of weird role-playing thing? 770 00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:10,940 No, no. Here, look at this. 771 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,203 - [notification chimes] - [Hannah] Ants! Ants! Ants! 772 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,728 - It's in my hair! - You sent me a pile of shit? 773 00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,053 [Grant] That's raptor droppings. 774 00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,470 [Hannah] They're biting me! 775 00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:22,212 - Okay? Are you asking me out? - [Grant] No! 776 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,084 Stay in your house and lock your doors. 777 00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:26,869 Do not go outside until I call you again. 778 00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:28,784 What? I mean, this is insane. 779 00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:30,438 Oh, wait. 780 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,895 If this is you trying to push me away again, well, it's working. 781 00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:34,529 It's not that. 782 00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:37,184 All right. You haven't grown up a bit since college. Goodbye. 783 00:38:37,271 --> 00:38:38,577 Shit. 784 00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,362 [Hannah mutters] It's itchy! Ow! 785 00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:44,713 Women. Can't live with 'em. 786 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,107 Can't convince 'em a dinosaur might kill 'em. 787 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,761 Irrational creatures. 788 00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:56,048 Is that that crazy chicken lady from the commercials? 789 00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:58,423 Yeah, she's kind of a big deal in these parts. 790 00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,641 Pull over. 791 00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,382 What the hell happened here? 792 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,474 - [Denny] What the... - [brakes screeching] 793 00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:08,650 Henrietta McCluckskey. 794 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:11,131 What's happening, you old bastard? 795 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:13,089 You selling scrambled eggs now? 796 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:16,702 Is that little Deniel Denielson? 797 00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:19,574 Oh, yeah, I remember that ugly-ass face. 798 00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:24,100 Your name is Deniel? Deniel Denielson? 799 00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:26,625 What the hell you think "Denny" is short for? 800 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:30,933 Did you two stop here to fuck or buy eggs? 801 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,805 [Henrietta chuckles] 802 00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:34,502 Do you mind if we ask what happened here? 803 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,461 I don't know. 804 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:38,680 Went into my truck to have a smoke. 805 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,378 Must have passed out. 806 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,729 When I woke up, it was like a tornado went through here. 807 00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:46,384 Smashed my eggs to bits! 808 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:49,125 Blew the ass end out of my mascot! 809 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:51,737 Do you mind if we take a look? 810 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:55,044 I could give a frog's fat ass what you look at. 811 00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:57,438 Just don't break any merchandise. 812 00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:10,408 Damn. Looks like something blew his butthole out. 813 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,806 Ew. What is it? 814 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:19,678 Raptor semen? 815 00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,594 Looks like a bunch of cum to me. 816 00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,466 Hey, you... You're saying 817 00:40:25,553 --> 00:40:26,878 that dinosaur mounted that chicken, 818 00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:30,558 blew his butthole out, and busted a nut inside? 819 00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,213 I guess so. 820 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,650 I've been saying this all along! 821 00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:39,437 The government is making man-sized chickens 822 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:42,570 to put all us little people out of work. 823 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:46,095 Chicken-human hybrids 824 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:51,231 controlled by 5G and chemtrails. 825 00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:56,802 Okay... Um, are you sure you didn't see anything at all? 826 00:40:56,889 --> 00:41:00,458 Well, not unless you count the back of my fucking eyelids. 827 00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:03,852 [sighs] Okay, I'm gonna need a map. 828 00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:06,376 I got you, Doc G. 829 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,814 What are you two looking for anyway? 830 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,642 Look, look. Official business. All right? 831 00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:12,557 Don't get your tits in a tangle. 832 00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:18,388 - [suspenseful music] - [car engine starts] 833 00:41:20,695 --> 00:41:22,697 [Henrietta] You're not gonna buy any eggs? 834 00:41:24,612 --> 00:41:25,744 Assholes! 835 00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:30,313 [Denny] Yeah, come on. Come on. Check it out. Yeah. 836 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,445 It's a beauty, ain't it? 837 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,667 Yeah. Come on in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on in. 838 00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:42,282 How you like it? 839 00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:45,459 It's, uh... 840 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:48,767 Oh... Yeah, this is nice. 841 00:41:48,854 --> 00:41:50,377 This is... quaint. 842 00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:51,833 [Denny] I got a few things still, still coming 843 00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:53,075 from Amazon Prime. 844 00:41:53,162 --> 00:41:54,642 I think the tiki stuff, you know, 845 00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:56,992 the tiki stuff kind of ties it all together. 846 00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,778 Hmm... Yeah, no. That's, that's the touch that did it. 847 00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:01,083 That, that made it, yeah. 848 00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:02,713 Oh, how rude of me. Let me get you a drink. 849 00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:04,957 - Oh, no, no, I'm good. - [Denny] Oh, come on man. 850 00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:06,698 It'll help loosen you up. 851 00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:12,007 Pick your poison. 852 00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,664 [chuckles] There we go! 853 00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:21,539 [Denny inhales sharply] 854 00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:23,192 - [Denny] Ooh. - [Grant] That's a lot. 855 00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:25,238 - A little more? - [Grant] No, no, I'm good. 856 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,808 [Denny] So I'd like to, uh... 857 00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:32,898 Sorry about the flies. We got some kind of infestation. 858 00:42:32,985 --> 00:42:34,073 To new partners, 859 00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:37,990 new friends. [blowing] 860 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:42,298 And, uh... Mr. Beagle. 861 00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:43,996 May we avenge his death. 862 00:42:45,824 --> 00:42:47,695 And, and, and the kid and shit too. 863 00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:49,915 The doo-doo kid. 864 00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:51,003 [Grant] Hmm. 865 00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:57,923 [coughs] 866 00:42:58,010 --> 00:42:59,446 What the hell is that? 867 00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:02,841 A blend. I blended a few things together. 868 00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:06,018 Oh, oh. Since we're partners and-and friends, 869 00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:07,628 drinking bud... and drinking buddies, 870 00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:10,152 I'd like to present you with, um... 871 00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,477 a little something that's gonna... 872 00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:12,981 gonna help us communicate 873 00:43:13,068 --> 00:43:14,592 when we're together. And I, uh... 874 00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,555 I think... 875 00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,862 That's my dad. I think my dad, um... 876 00:43:26,429 --> 00:43:29,998 I think he'd want you to have this. Here, here. 877 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:33,959 - Oh, no, no, no. I can't. - No, no. You've earned it. 878 00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:36,396 - Thanks. - Brothers in arms. 879 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,006 - Brothers in arms. - Hey. Hey. 880 00:43:38,093 --> 00:43:39,312 Didn't you say you had a map? 881 00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:41,009 [Denny] I got a big ass map. 882 00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:43,490 Whole ci... Whole-whole city! 883 00:43:43,577 --> 00:43:44,622 [chuckles] 884 00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:52,151 Whoa. Hold up. Hold up. Let me set the mood. 885 00:43:52,238 --> 00:43:53,238 Yeah. 886 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,850 [Denny] Oh, yeah, that's better. 887 00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:02,988 Um, I can't see anything. 888 00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:05,555 Okay. Hold up. Wait. 889 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,475 Okay. Well, you could have just turned the lights on, but... 890 00:44:12,562 --> 00:44:13,825 Uh, do you have any thumbtacks? 891 00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:19,874 [Denny whispers] I don't have thumbtacks, but... Oh! 892 00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:23,965 I got these Chums. 893 00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:26,359 - Chums? - Yeah, Chums. 894 00:44:26,446 --> 00:44:27,882 Like you and me. Chums. 895 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:30,232 I used, I used to collect these as a kid, didn't you? 896 00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:32,147 No. 897 00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:35,281 This is, um... Well, this is Jimmy Chonga. 898 00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:37,979 This is, uh, Larry... Oh. 899 00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:40,112 You keep Larry Loco. It's my favorite. 900 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:41,896 And I'm gonna take, uh, Alberto Gordo. 901 00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:43,681 This is to symbolize our Chummidom. 902 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:47,293 [giddy laugh] 903 00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:49,599 - [Grant] How old are you? - 41. 904 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,210 You ever think about wearing sunscreen? 905 00:44:51,297 --> 00:44:53,081 No. It's bad for the skin. 906 00:44:53,168 --> 00:44:55,605 No, yeah, you don't want that. You don't want that. 907 00:44:58,304 --> 00:45:00,045 We need to establish 908 00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:01,732 - the raptor's hunting territory. - Okay. 909 00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:04,223 [Grant] Here is Dino World 910 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:05,920 or what we know is the first attack. 911 00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:09,532 - Okay. Yeah, that's Larry Loco. - Yeah. Yeah, I know. 912 00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:12,187 This is Elliott's house. 913 00:45:12,274 --> 00:45:13,493 That's Jimmy Chonga. 914 00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:15,669 - Jimmy Chonga. Jimmy Chonga? - Jimmy Chonga. 915 00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:18,150 Great. Jimmy is gonna be Henrietta 916 00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:19,388 because this is Henrietta's egg stand. 917 00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:20,761 [Denny] Okay. 918 00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:23,938 So, a raptor's hunting territory is roughly estimated 919 00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:27,594 to be about 20 square miles, which would lead him... 920 00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:29,769 here. 921 00:45:31,206 --> 00:45:32,207 [rifle cocks] 922 00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:35,733 Let's go kill us a fucking raptor. 923 00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:41,042 [raptor growling] 924 00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:45,873 Hi, guys. Oh, everyone's here tonight. 925 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,355 - It's feeding time! Yub-nub. - [cats meowing] 926 00:45:49,442 --> 00:45:51,749 - [raptor growling] - [frightened cat screech] 927 00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:55,491 Oh. 928 00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:59,539 Where did Razzle go? 929 00:45:59,626 --> 00:46:02,324 [raptor's guttural growl] 930 00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:04,892 - [raptor growling] - [frightened cat screech] 931 00:46:04,979 --> 00:46:06,299 - [squelches] - [screeching stops] 932 00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:12,857 And now where's that darn Dazzle? 933 00:46:12,944 --> 00:46:13,945 [raptor growling] 934 00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:18,863 Razzle? Dazzle? 935 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,779 Oh, well. 936 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:26,566 [raptor growling] 937 00:46:26,653 --> 00:46:29,003 [frightened cat screech] 938 00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:37,403 Well, then, where did everyone go tonight? 939 00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:40,145 [raptor growling] 940 00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:42,103 - [suspenseful music] - [lady gasping] 941 00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:56,639 [faint music from radio] 942 00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:02,515 That's a lot of mayonnaise. 943 00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:05,605 - You never know. - No. No, you never do. 944 00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:07,607 Go ahead, take a few with you. It's fine. 945 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:08,956 Oh, no, I'm good. 946 00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:11,524 I have some at home in a bottle... 947 00:47:12,481 --> 00:47:13,743 Like everyone. 948 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,049 [radio clicks] 949 00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:17,704 Testing, testing. One, two, one, two, one, two. 950 00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:19,445 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 951 00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:21,273 Doc G, Doc G. Come in, Doc G. 952 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,840 Boop, boop, boop, boop! 953 00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:25,755 Hey, Doc G. Copy that. 954 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,367 Hey, uh, can you turn your walkie to, uh, channel 16? 955 00:47:28,454 --> 00:47:30,543 - Make sure it's on 16. - Can you just please stop? 956 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,892 Keep your eyes on the road! 957 00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:35,069 We're not 11-year-old treehouse buddies. 958 00:47:35,156 --> 00:47:36,505 We're not using these. 959 00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,952 So... you grew up here. 960 00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:50,693 How was that? 961 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:51,912 It was fine. 962 00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:56,090 There was this... [chuckles] 963 00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:58,527 this incident, you know, in the sixth grade. 964 00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:04,882 I mean, I guess I should tell you, 965 00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,666 with our budding bromance and all. 966 00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:11,540 I started that day pumped. 967 00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,847 My dad, my daddy had just bought me 968 00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:18,243 a new pair of MC Hammer pants... [chuckles] 969 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:20,027 for the school talent show. 970 00:48:20,114 --> 00:48:22,203 - [Grant] Mm-hmm. - Oh, man. 971 00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:23,702 And I was in the middle of a performance 972 00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:25,511 of "Can't Touch This." 973 00:48:25,598 --> 00:48:27,034 I mean the whole school was there. 974 00:48:27,121 --> 00:48:28,253 The whole town. 975 00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:30,603 And sitting right front and center... 976 00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:33,432 Ooh. Oh, the love of my life. 977 00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:35,782 Gina Del Vecchio. 978 00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:39,307 Yeah, man. 979 00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:41,962 I had that crowd eating out of the palm of my hand. 980 00:48:42,049 --> 00:48:44,617 I was too legit to quit. 981 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,577 [chuckling] Oh, man! 982 00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:50,666 [melancholic music] 983 00:48:53,365 --> 00:48:54,496 And then I got to... 984 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,109 "Stop, hammer time." 985 00:48:58,892 --> 00:49:00,720 [Grant] Mm. 986 00:49:00,807 --> 00:49:02,809 Dusty Peters pulled my MC Hammer pants 987 00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:04,724 and my tighty-whities down to my ankles... 988 00:49:07,553 --> 00:49:08,713 in front of the whole school. 989 00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:12,036 And Gina Del Vecchio. 990 00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:17,519 Well, in a fit of irony... 991 00:49:20,696 --> 00:49:22,307 it definitely wasn't hammer time. 992 00:49:24,265 --> 00:49:26,789 My little underdeveloped sixth-grade baby dick 993 00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:28,574 just sitting on my nuts like an acorn. 994 00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:34,972 After that, everyone started calling me Dinky Dick Denny. 995 00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,239 That's... 996 00:49:43,110 --> 00:49:44,110 horrible. 997 00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:45,895 I'm sorry. 998 00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:54,382 Yeah. Well, that nickname followed me my whole life. 999 00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:59,300 And Dusty Peters married Gina Del Vecchio. 1000 00:50:02,782 --> 00:50:06,873 Man, you think it was my dream to be security at Dino World? 1001 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,353 Well, I love Dino World. 1002 00:50:10,268 --> 00:50:12,835 But I wanted to be a sheriff. 1003 00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,837 That nickname fucked that up too. 1004 00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:18,754 [Grant scoffs] 1005 00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:21,670 I can relate. 1006 00:50:21,757 --> 00:50:24,369 Not about the small dick stuff, but... 1007 00:50:31,463 --> 00:50:32,768 It's grown a little bit. 1008 00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:35,205 Oh. 1009 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,167 [Grant] All right, we could be close. 1010 00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:43,170 Amber does live up here. 1011 00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:46,043 Oh, yeah? Gina lives two streets over. 1012 00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:48,958 You know the big house with the stone front? 1013 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,846 Her bedroom's the second window from the left. 1014 00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:54,007 Or so I've heard. 1015 00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,275 Wait a minute. What the hell is that? 1016 00:50:58,751 --> 00:50:59,752 Stop! 1017 00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:01,188 [tires screeching] 1018 00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:04,322 [car doors close] 1019 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,066 [eerie music] 1020 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,200 [Grant] Look at this. 1021 00:51:14,897 --> 00:51:15,985 Eerie. 1022 00:51:20,990 --> 00:51:23,080 What the hell kind of critter is that? 1023 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:27,562 It's a hairball. 1024 00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:34,743 My guess is... it just ate an old lady and her cats. 1025 00:51:43,709 --> 00:51:45,189 - [Denny sniffs] - [Grant groans] 1026 00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:48,757 [Denny] What is it, Doc? 1027 00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,977 It's what's left of an old lady and her cats. 1028 00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:53,066 Jeez, man! 1029 00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,981 Does this thing know no bounds? 1030 00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:57,636 First, it kills my dog. Then a... then a kid, 1031 00:51:57,723 --> 00:52:00,204 and then a sweet old lady and her cats? 1032 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,292 I mean, what's next? 1033 00:52:02,423 --> 00:52:03,859 A freaking handicap? 1034 00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:06,645 [creaking] 1035 00:52:08,473 --> 00:52:10,431 [suspenseful music] 1036 00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:23,488 [telephone ringing] 1037 00:52:23,575 --> 00:52:24,576 Uh-oh. 1038 00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,207 - [Grimley] Grimley. - Yeah, Sheriff. 1039 00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:28,797 This is Grant Walker. 1040 00:52:28,884 --> 00:52:30,277 The raptor I told you about? 1041 00:52:31,496 --> 00:52:33,150 Just ripped someone's head off! 1042 00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:35,195 Listen, you crazy bastard, 1043 00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:37,371 you call here and harass this station 1044 00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:40,200 with any more of your dino doo-doo 1045 00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:43,029 and I'll throw you and your dinky dick pal 1046 00:52:43,116 --> 00:52:46,163 in jail! You got it? 1047 00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,382 - Hello? - Fuck those guys. 1048 00:52:48,469 --> 00:52:50,123 There's new sheriffs in town. 1049 00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:52,560 - [rattling] - [Grant grunts] 1050 00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,171 Oh, man, that could have been cool! 1051 00:53:03,397 --> 00:53:05,530 [Amber] Hannah, I'm taking a bath. Are you good? 1052 00:53:05,617 --> 00:53:06,748 Yeah. 1053 00:53:18,934 --> 00:53:22,329 - [door creaking] - [raptor growling] 1054 00:53:31,164 --> 00:53:34,776 [footsteps pounding heavily] 1055 00:53:34,863 --> 00:53:36,169 [growling] 1056 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,912 [rattling] 1057 00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:43,481 [loud breathing] 1058 00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:49,400 [door creaking] 1059 00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:56,319 [low growling] 1060 00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:01,454 [Amber] Hannah? 1061 00:54:03,283 --> 00:54:04,893 Hannah, were you in here? 1062 00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:05,981 [Hannah] No. 1063 00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:16,470 [low growling] 1064 00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:21,258 [suspenseful music] 1065 00:54:32,138 --> 00:54:33,835 [growling] 1066 00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:45,282 [music intensifies] 1067 00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:49,460 [screaming]-[growling] 1068 00:54:54,682 --> 00:54:55,683 [grunting] 1069 00:54:58,338 --> 00:54:59,383 [yelling] 1070 00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:00,601 [raptor screeching] 1071 00:55:04,126 --> 00:55:06,128 - [raptor screeching] - [breathing heavily] 1072 00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:08,479 [clattering] 1073 00:55:08,566 --> 00:55:09,654 [gasps] 1074 00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,309 Hey! 1075 00:55:18,053 --> 00:55:19,185 [Hannah screaming] 1076 00:55:21,274 --> 00:55:23,668 [growling] 1077 00:55:27,498 --> 00:55:30,370 [breathing heavily] 1078 00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:33,242 [roaring, growling] 1079 00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:38,683 [thudding] 1080 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,085 [dramatic music] 1081 00:55:52,392 --> 00:55:53,437 [roaring] 1082 00:56:04,012 --> 00:56:06,014 [suspenseful music] 1083 00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:10,889 [crashes]-[screaming] 1084 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,416 [distant screaming] 1085 00:56:16,503 --> 00:56:17,503 [Grant] Amber! 1086 00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:21,029 [screaming] 1087 00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:24,119 [roaring] 1088 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:30,082 [roaring]-[screaming] 1089 00:56:30,169 --> 00:56:31,249 - [Grant] Amber! - [panting] 1090 00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:33,694 Where are you? 1091 00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:39,831 Amber? 1092 00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:43,138 [suspenseful music] 1093 00:56:46,751 --> 00:56:50,798 - Here, boy! [chittering] - Stop that. 1094 00:56:54,149 --> 00:56:56,238 [suspenseful music] 1095 00:56:58,197 --> 00:56:59,590 [distant growling] 1096 00:57:00,242 --> 00:57:01,330 It's upstairs. 1097 00:57:05,770 --> 00:57:07,685 [roaring]-[grunting] 1098 00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,382 - [thudding] - [Denny] What the shit? 1099 00:57:10,296 --> 00:57:11,689 [screaming] 1100 00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,299 Where is he? 1101 00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:17,346 - Denny! Shoot it! - What? Shoot what? 1102 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:18,826 I can't see shit! 1103 00:57:18,913 --> 00:57:20,959 [growling] 1104 00:57:22,395 --> 00:57:23,744 [grunting] 1105 00:57:24,876 --> 00:57:25,876 [screaming in pain] 1106 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:32,840 - [Denny] Fucker. - [groans] 1107 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:38,106 [growling] 1108 00:57:42,154 --> 00:57:43,285 [grunting] 1109 00:57:43,372 --> 00:57:44,572 - [panting] - [Denny] Look out! 1110 00:57:45,113 --> 00:57:46,463 What is this?! 1111 00:57:47,376 --> 00:57:48,465 [whimpering] 1112 00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:56,821 [Denny screaming] 1113 00:57:56,908 --> 00:57:59,563 - [grunting] - [raptor's high-pitched cry] 1114 00:58:02,609 --> 00:58:03,741 [growling] 1115 00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:04,829 [grunting] 1116 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,665 [panting] 1117 00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:15,796 What is this? 1118 00:58:17,972 --> 00:58:19,060 [exclaims] 1119 00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:21,193 Ow! Ah! 1120 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,326 If it bleeds, we can kill it. 1121 00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,807 - That's from Predator. - Yeah, I remember. 1122 00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:27,982 Oh, Grant! 1123 00:58:28,069 --> 00:58:30,594 Amber, your arm. Are you okay? 1124 00:58:30,681 --> 00:58:32,441 I saw it. And I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. 1125 00:58:32,465 --> 00:58:34,032 Wait, wait, wait. You saw it? 1126 00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:36,121 I-I think so. It all happened so fast. 1127 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:38,273 - It attacked me and then... - It's like a fucking chameleon! 1128 00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:39,516 I couldn't see shit! 1129 00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:41,474 Was that really a raptor? 1130 00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:42,606 Yes. 1131 00:58:42,693 --> 00:58:44,172 [suspenseful sting] 1132 00:58:44,259 --> 00:58:45,783 An invisible raptor. 1133 00:58:46,435 --> 00:58:48,176 Holy shit! 1134 00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:50,527 Amber, I need you to go as far away from here 1135 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,572 - as you can. - Uh... Okay. Uh... 1136 00:58:52,659 --> 00:58:54,419 - There's a car a-a minute away. - Okay, okay. 1137 00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:55,769 [Amber] Hannah, go get your things! 1138 00:58:55,793 --> 00:58:57,751 How are we gonna stop this thing, Doc G? 1139 00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,362 I don't know, Denny, but we haven't much time. 1140 00:59:00,449 --> 00:59:02,016 [car approaching] 1141 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:05,019 - [Grant] That was fast. - Rideshare for Amber! 1142 00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:06,543 [Amber] Hannah, hurry up! 1143 00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:09,154 Jesus, that kid. 1144 00:59:09,241 --> 00:59:10,242 Come on! 1145 00:59:10,329 --> 00:59:11,460 [car door opens] 1146 00:59:15,116 --> 00:59:17,436 Grant, I should stay with you and help you stop this thing. 1147 00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:20,165 No, Amber, you go and be safe with our daughter. 1148 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,516 "Our" daughter? You think... 1149 00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:24,909 No, she's not even my daughter. 1150 00:59:24,996 --> 00:59:26,876 No, she's my ex-husband's from a previous thing. 1151 00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:32,786 Oh, thank God. 1152 00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:36,094 Oh, I was trying to be cool with that. 1153 00:59:36,181 --> 00:59:38,270 Oh, but you know, that was gonna bother me. 1154 00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:39,488 I have to be honest. 1155 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,136 That's why I even hesitated to call you. 1156 00:59:41,969 --> 00:59:43,797 I'm sorry. No offense, Hailey. 1157 00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,625 [Hannah] It's Hannah. 1158 00:59:45,712 --> 00:59:48,367 - It doesn't matter. - I'm staying with you. 1159 00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,022 [Hannah] Aw. 1160 00:59:55,069 --> 00:59:57,289 [romantic music] 1161 00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:01,225 [Denny] Before y'all start making whoopee in front of me, 1162 01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:03,077 I think you should divert your attention 1163 01:00:03,164 --> 01:00:04,524 to the little ninja man watching us 1164 01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:06,167 from behind that tree over there. 1165 01:00:06,254 --> 01:00:08,082 I see you, motherfucker! 1166 01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:10,432 [Denny] Oh, he's got wheels! 1167 01:00:10,998 --> 01:00:11,999 Let's go. 1168 01:00:13,435 --> 01:00:14,567 [Denny] Surprise! 1169 01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:20,399 Who the hell are you? 1170 01:00:20,486 --> 01:00:22,836 - [whimpering] - And why are you watching us? 1171 01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:24,533 Why... why you watching us? 1172 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:27,275 You wouldn't be out here looking for... Oh, I don't know, 1173 01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:29,408 an invisible fucking raptor, now would you? 1174 01:00:29,495 --> 01:00:30,777 Shut up! Shut up! Everybody get in the van 1175 01:00:30,801 --> 01:00:32,367 before we all get killed. 1176 01:00:32,454 --> 01:00:33,630 [van door opens] 1177 01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,416 [panting] 1178 01:00:39,113 --> 01:00:41,159 [door closes] 1179 01:00:41,246 --> 01:00:43,161 What do you know about the invisible raptor? 1180 01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:45,337 How do you know about the invisible raptor? 1181 01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:49,384 Because we know it exists. And it's killing people. 1182 01:00:49,471 --> 01:00:51,082 But I have a feeling you know a lot more. 1183 01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:52,561 Explain this. 1184 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,041 Hey, that's classified information. 1185 01:00:54,128 --> 01:00:56,087 Well, how about we declassify that shit? 1186 01:00:57,349 --> 01:00:59,133 Okay. Okay. Okay. 1187 01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:02,659 [Amber] Raptor Weaponization. 1188 01:01:03,311 --> 01:01:04,617 Invisibility? 1189 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,619 [Grant] Wait a minute. 1190 01:01:06,706 --> 01:01:09,970 Tyler Corp? As in Dr. Steven Tyler? 1191 01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:11,798 What's Aerosmith got to do with this? 1192 01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:15,759 You start talking. 1193 01:01:15,846 --> 01:01:18,631 My friend here has an itchy trigger finger. 1194 01:01:18,718 --> 01:01:20,241 Yeah, I got a lot of itchy things. 1195 01:01:20,328 --> 01:01:21,547 [John] Okay. Okay. Okay. 1196 01:01:21,634 --> 01:01:23,680 I work for Dr. Tyler at Tyler Corp. 1197 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:26,204 And yes, the invisible raptor is ours and it escaped. 1198 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:29,076 Now I suggest you let me go, so I can go get it back. 1199 01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:32,297 Wait, wait. Dr. Tyler created raptors? 1200 01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:34,342 A raptor, yes. 1201 01:01:34,429 --> 01:01:35,561 How? 1202 01:01:35,648 --> 01:01:38,346 Uh. Did you see Jurassic Park? 1203 01:01:39,347 --> 01:01:41,654 - Yes. - We did that. 1204 01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:43,787 But how did you make it invisible? 1205 01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:45,808 - Did you see The Invisible Man? - Whoa, wait, stop! 1206 01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:47,268 Don't say anything. I hate spoilers. 1207 01:01:47,355 --> 01:01:49,227 It's a remake of an old film! I just... 1208 01:01:49,314 --> 01:01:51,359 All right, all right. Two more questions. 1209 01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:53,231 What happens if we get it wet? 1210 01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:55,015 Or feed it after midnight? 1211 01:01:57,975 --> 01:02:01,065 Nothing? Nothing happens. 1212 01:02:02,153 --> 01:02:04,372 All right, just checking. We know all we need to know. 1213 01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:05,809 We-We don't have time for this. 1214 01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,336 I have to get Chance back to the lab. 1215 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,029 He's a very expensive asset. 1216 01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:11,031 You named it Chance? 1217 01:02:11,118 --> 01:02:12,772 Yeah. Chance the Raptor. 1218 01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:15,732 You know what? Fuck Chance the Raptor. 1219 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,038 And fuck Tyler the Creator! 1220 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:20,127 You know what, fuck Aerosmith too! 1221 01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:23,870 If you think we're taking this abomination back, dream on. 1222 01:02:23,957 --> 01:02:25,350 You're crazy! 1223 01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,154 Hey, look, I just... I got to get him back to the lab 1224 01:02:27,178 --> 01:02:29,397 before they know he's gone or I'm gonna lose my job. 1225 01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:31,922 They-They don't know he's gone? 1226 01:02:32,009 --> 01:02:34,098 No. He's invisible. 1227 01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:39,625 [computer] Access granted: Gordon Crawford. 1228 01:02:39,712 --> 01:02:40,757 [Gordon] Later, Willie! 1229 01:02:45,413 --> 01:02:47,894 Did you Weekend at Bernie's that man? 1230 01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,769 I was going for more of a Ferris Bueller but... 1231 01:02:52,856 --> 01:02:54,553 You're insane. 1232 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,991 Your experiment has gone rogue. 1233 01:02:58,078 --> 01:02:59,360 We're not bringing this back to your lab 1234 01:02:59,384 --> 01:03:01,168 so Tyler can have his weapon. 1235 01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:04,128 What part of "people are dying out there" 1236 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:05,477 do you not understand? 1237 01:03:05,564 --> 01:03:07,784 He's not just an experiment to me. 1238 01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:09,698 No, I-I raised him. 1239 01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,440 His first birthday. 1240 01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:14,660 [exclaims] 1241 01:03:14,747 --> 01:03:16,444 I raised him better than my own son. 1242 01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:19,012 He's in a little suit phase. 1243 01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,361 [Denny] You know what, mister. 1244 01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:21,841 I'd feel sorry for you 1245 01:03:21,928 --> 01:03:25,149 if your pet hadn't just eaten my best friend. 1246 01:03:25,932 --> 01:03:27,238 But he did. 1247 01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:30,415 And he made doo-doo and hairballs 1248 01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:32,765 out of old ladies and little kids. 1249 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:36,508 So, enough of this bullshit. 1250 01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:38,336 - [Denny grunting] - [screaming in pain] 1251 01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:39,792 Take it out. Take it out. Take it out. 1252 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:42,122 I'll take this out on one condition. 1253 01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:44,124 You're gonna use your Star Trek shit here 1254 01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:45,996 to help us kill it. 1255 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:47,388 - Catch it. - Catch it. 1256 01:03:47,475 --> 01:03:48,955 Okay. Okay. I'll help you get it. 1257 01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:50,957 Jesus. Just take it out. 1258 01:03:51,044 --> 01:03:52,045 [yelping] 1259 01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:54,831 [breathing heavily] 1260 01:03:57,050 --> 01:03:58,138 [van door opens] 1261 01:04:01,707 --> 01:04:03,100 Maybe I should have the tranq. 1262 01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:06,364 Stop! Can't touch this! That tranq is strong enough 1263 01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:07,776 to put an elephant down for 24 hours. 1264 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,671 You don't want it going off. 1265 01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:13,762 This is all very sensitive and expensive equipment. 1266 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:16,243 Now this guy uses thermal imaging 1267 01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:17,612 and it's the only thing we can use to track 1268 01:04:17,636 --> 01:04:18,680 his whereabouts. 1269 01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:20,769 And I only have one pair. 1270 01:04:23,294 --> 01:04:25,078 Oh! He's here. He's here. 1271 01:04:26,123 --> 01:04:28,386 [John] Hey, Chance. Hey, buddy. 1272 01:04:28,473 --> 01:04:32,042 There you are. Easy. 1273 01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:35,045 - [Grant] What is he doing? - [John] Okay, easy. 1274 01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:37,830 Chance, sit. 1275 01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:40,311 Hey, maybe I have a milk bone for you. 1276 01:04:40,398 --> 01:04:42,443 - [growling] - Yeah? But you got to sit. 1277 01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:44,489 Can you sit for me? Chance? 1278 01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:47,622 Easy, easy. 1279 01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:50,843 Chance. Sit! 1280 01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:53,672 - Slow. - [Chance chirping] 1281 01:04:53,759 --> 01:04:55,761 Good boy. 1282 01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:57,763 All right, let's get you home. 1283 01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,504 [growling] 1284 01:04:59,591 --> 01:05:00,940 [roaring] 1285 01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:02,159 [screaming] 1286 01:05:02,246 --> 01:05:03,856 [exclaiming] 1287 01:05:03,943 --> 01:05:05,902 [suspenseful music] 1288 01:05:07,599 --> 01:05:08,774 [screaming] 1289 01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:12,778 [roaring] 1290 01:05:12,865 --> 01:05:14,301 [grunting] 1291 01:05:17,522 --> 01:05:19,524 - [Denny] There you are. - [growling] 1292 01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:24,442 He's choking on the ninja man's expensive gear! 1293 01:05:26,618 --> 01:05:28,620 [Chance choking] 1294 01:05:30,143 --> 01:05:31,536 Denny, what's your plan? 1295 01:05:31,623 --> 01:05:34,669 Saw this in a little movie called Jaws. 1296 01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:37,890 [Chance screeches in pain] 1297 01:05:41,763 --> 01:05:43,722 [Chance whimpers] 1298 01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:45,767 [Denny] Jeez. How fast are those things? 1299 01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:48,422 [both] 40 miles an hour. Jinx. 1300 01:05:48,509 --> 01:05:49,902 You owe me a soda. 1301 01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:54,733 [Amber] Where's it going? 1302 01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:57,518 [electronic music] 1303 01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:10,053 [man 1] You better make this shot, dude. 1304 01:06:10,923 --> 01:06:13,230 [man 2] Dude, your sister is hot as fuck. 1305 01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:14,579 [man 3] Super hot. 1306 01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,383 [man 2] It sounds like that party's fucking lame. 1307 01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:17,712 [coughing] 1308 01:06:17,799 --> 01:06:19,038 [man 4] Come on, man. Just smoke it. 1309 01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:21,325 Nothing bad will happen. 1310 01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:22,692 [staff] Yeah. Thanks for holding. 1311 01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:24,458 The store manager will be with you shortly. 1312 01:06:24,545 --> 01:06:27,809 I have been holding for an hour and 17 minutes 1313 01:06:27,896 --> 01:06:30,116 to speak to a goddamn manager! 1314 01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:31,643 [staff] Ma'am, you need to calm down. 1315 01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:34,033 I said the store manager's gonna be with you shortly. 1316 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,949 Another goddamn hour? I... 1317 01:06:37,036 --> 01:06:38,646 - [on-hold music] - [groans angrily] 1318 01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:41,954 Fuck! 1319 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,869 [electronic music in distance] 1320 01:06:43,956 --> 01:06:46,263 [man 5] Party! Turn that shit up, dude! 1321 01:06:46,350 --> 01:06:48,874 Whoo! 1322 01:06:51,964 --> 01:06:53,009 [telephone ringing] 1323 01:06:54,184 --> 01:06:55,185 [sighing] 1324 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:58,188 Sheriff Grimley. 1325 01:06:58,275 --> 01:07:02,018 Sheriff, there are a bunch of millennials having a party. 1326 01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:07,110 Oh, Karen! How did you get this extension? 1327 01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:09,329 There's nothing illegal about having a party. 1328 01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:12,419 They're making a lot of noise. They're disturbing the peace 1329 01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:13,594 and it is late. 1330 01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:16,815 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. 1331 01:07:16,902 --> 01:07:18,991 Just send somebody over here! 1332 01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:20,079 [end call tone] 1333 01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:25,650 Well, better check it out. Got nothing better to do. 1334 01:07:25,737 --> 01:07:27,739 Hey, ding-dong. 1335 01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:29,393 Hey, ding-dong! 1336 01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:31,699 Let's go! 1337 01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:33,788 [party music in distance] 1338 01:07:37,662 --> 01:07:39,751 [ominous music] 1339 01:07:43,624 --> 01:07:45,061 What the hell is this? 1340 01:07:46,714 --> 01:07:48,760 [sighs] Damn kids. 1341 01:07:51,719 --> 01:07:53,721 [suspenseful sting] 1342 01:07:55,506 --> 01:07:57,377 [squelches] 1343 01:07:57,464 --> 01:07:58,920 [Rudy] Yeah, this is the manager, Rudy, speaking. 1344 01:07:58,944 --> 01:08:01,294 - [Karen groaning in pain] - How may I help you? Ma'am? 1345 01:08:02,687 --> 01:08:04,602 You called about the air fryer? Again? 1346 01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:06,169 [groaning continues] 1347 01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:09,259 Uh. Yeah, the good news is you had the protection plan, 1348 01:08:09,346 --> 01:08:11,174 so it's not gonna cost you an arm and a leg. 1349 01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:13,698 - [groaning] - The bad news is, uh... 1350 01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:16,266 Are you there? Ma'am? 1351 01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:17,939 Uh, can you get closer to the phone, please? 1352 01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:19,878 [farting] 1353 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:23,055 Okay. I guess you're definitely still there. 1354 01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:25,362 So, like I was saying, if you just, uh... 1355 01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:26,798 [Karen] It's tearing me apart! 1356 01:08:26,885 --> 01:08:28,495 [Rudy] Okay. Yeah, you're overreacting 1357 01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,497 - because it's just an air fryer. - [squelching] 1358 01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:32,369 [Karen] It's killing me! 1359 01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:34,501 [sinister music] 1360 01:08:34,588 --> 01:08:36,590 [squelching] 1361 01:08:39,419 --> 01:08:41,726 No matter what happens, we have to stick together. 1362 01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:44,207 Raptors are known to pick off the sick and the weak. 1363 01:08:44,294 --> 01:08:45,599 And eat stragglers. 1364 01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:46,774 [Amber] Where's Denny? 1365 01:08:48,298 --> 01:08:49,821 Denny, what are you doing? 1366 01:08:49,908 --> 01:08:53,738 I'm fucking with his heat vision He won't be able to see us! 1367 01:08:53,825 --> 01:08:55,000 Like in Predator. 1368 01:08:55,087 --> 01:08:58,308 You want some mud? Here, I've got some mud. 1369 01:08:58,395 --> 01:09:01,006 The thermal imaging was just for us to see it. 1370 01:09:01,093 --> 01:09:02,747 Raptors don't have heat vision. 1371 01:09:02,834 --> 01:09:04,270 Now you're just muddy. 1372 01:09:04,357 --> 01:09:06,229 Well, raptors may not, 1373 01:09:06,316 --> 01:09:09,145 but we don't know how invisible raptors see us. 1374 01:09:10,668 --> 01:09:11,799 He's got a point. 1375 01:09:13,236 --> 01:09:14,672 [Grant] Just come on. Stay close. 1376 01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:18,023 - [party music] - [indistinct cheering] 1377 01:09:20,591 --> 01:09:23,594 [laughing] All right! 1378 01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:26,205 Oh, jeez. Will you put on your badge? 1379 01:09:26,292 --> 01:09:28,773 We're in public. We got to look respectable. 1380 01:09:28,860 --> 01:09:30,601 No one has to wear 'em at the station. 1381 01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:31,689 [Grimley grumbles] 1382 01:09:32,690 --> 01:09:34,648 [sighs] 1383 01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:36,563 [deputy] Hey, can I ask you a question? 1384 01:09:36,650 --> 01:09:37,869 [grunts] 1385 01:09:40,045 --> 01:09:41,829 Are you living your dream? 1386 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,441 What? 1387 01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:46,138 Like, when you were a little boy? 1388 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,228 Is this what you dreamt of doing? 1389 01:09:49,315 --> 01:09:50,708 [Grimley groans] 1390 01:09:50,795 --> 01:09:51,796 [mutters] 1391 01:09:55,669 --> 01:09:57,497 Do you mind if I share my dream with you? 1392 01:09:58,106 --> 01:09:59,107 No. 1393 01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:04,112 I got a real passion for electronic music. 1394 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,027 [laughs] 1395 01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:07,681 [deputy] Have you ever been to Berlin? 1396 01:10:07,768 --> 01:10:10,989 - I can't say that I have. - Oh, you're really missing out. 1397 01:10:11,076 --> 01:10:14,210 The EDM scene there is like no other. 1398 01:10:14,297 --> 01:10:15,994 And if you ever get a chance to go, 1399 01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:17,778 you got to try to get into... 1400 01:10:17,865 --> 01:10:19,389 Berghain.[chuckles] 1401 01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:22,827 Oh, well I'll be sure to make a point of that 1402 01:10:22,914 --> 01:10:24,785 in my "don't give a shit" planner. 1403 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,354 - I just finished my demo. - Hmm. 1404 01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,114 [deputy] I think people are really gonna like it. 1405 01:10:30,138 --> 01:10:31,464 I wouldn't jump to any conclusions. 1406 01:10:31,488 --> 01:10:33,968 [deputy] Oh. You just give it a listen, okay? 1407 01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:35,622 - And be honest with me, okay? - Uh. 1408 01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:37,102 You're not gonna hurt my feelings. 1409 01:10:37,189 --> 01:10:40,018 [electronic music playing on speaker] 1410 01:10:43,717 --> 01:10:44,805 Oh! 1411 01:10:46,372 --> 01:10:47,721 Sounds even better in a car. 1412 01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:51,682 [deputy] Oh, get lost in it. Oh. 1413 01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:58,079 [suspenseful sting] 1414 01:10:58,993 --> 01:11:00,691 What do you think? 1415 01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:02,736 Well, I'll be perfectly honest with you. 1416 01:11:02,823 --> 01:11:04,543 - [deputy] Yeah. - I wouldn't be caught dead 1417 01:11:04,608 --> 01:11:06,262 listening to this crap. 1418 01:11:07,698 --> 01:11:10,701 We'll head on over there after ten. 1419 01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:14,270 The, uh, noise ordinance isn't in effect until then. 1420 01:11:15,053 --> 01:11:16,272 Okay. 1421 01:11:17,098 --> 01:11:20,276 [heavy footsteps] 1422 01:11:21,407 --> 01:11:23,409 [sharp metallic screeching] 1423 01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:26,194 What was that? 1424 01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:28,893 [chuckles] Wasn't that 1425 01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:31,025 some more of your bullshit music? 1426 01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:32,897 - No. - Oh, gee. 1427 01:11:34,202 --> 01:11:35,682 [sharp metallic screeching] 1428 01:11:35,769 --> 01:11:36,901 There it is again. 1429 01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:41,122 [Grimley] Hey, make yourself useful. 1430 01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:45,431 Ichabod Crane's nemesis. The "blank" Horseman. 1431 01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:47,912 - [scoffs] - Scarlet Horseman? 1432 01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:49,566 - Yellow Horseman? - Yeah. 1433 01:11:49,653 --> 01:11:51,176 - Spotted Horseman? - Ah... 1434 01:11:51,263 --> 01:11:52,873 [squelches]-[thudding] 1435 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,093 [screaming] 1436 01:12:03,449 --> 01:12:05,712 [growling] 1437 01:12:21,815 --> 01:12:22,815 [clicks] 1438 01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:32,304 Hey, man, close the door. We're hotboxing in here. 1439 01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:34,262 [garage door closes] 1440 01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:38,223 Happy birthday, I guess. 1441 01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:43,794 [stoner 1] What was that? Did you just fart? 1442 01:12:43,881 --> 01:12:45,361 [Chance screeching] 1443 01:12:45,448 --> 01:12:47,408 [stoner 2] Uh-oh, something bad's about to happen. 1444 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,408 [growling]-[thudding] 1445 01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:52,498 [screaming] 1446 01:13:01,812 --> 01:13:03,161 [screaming] 1447 01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:06,469 Somebody let me in! Open the door! 1448 01:13:06,556 --> 01:13:07,861 [squelching] 1449 01:13:07,948 --> 01:13:09,994 [growling] 1450 01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:13,693 [Denny panting] 1451 01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:16,304 Look who showed up. 1452 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:19,395 Well, Sheriff, I'd hate to say that I told... 1453 01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:21,875 [suspenseful music] 1454 01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:24,095 - What is it? - Oh! 1455 01:13:24,182 --> 01:13:25,270 [gasping] 1456 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:27,925 Oh! 1457 01:13:28,012 --> 01:13:29,492 [heavy breathing] 1458 01:13:29,579 --> 01:13:32,408 Oh... Do you think I should reapply? 1459 01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:35,236 It's probably a good time to reapply. 1460 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,588 [party music] 1461 01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:40,633 [indistinct chatter] 1462 01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:54,081 Hey you! Let's kick it! 1463 01:13:57,171 --> 01:13:58,303 [growling] 1464 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,526 [ominous music] 1465 01:14:05,310 --> 01:14:07,399 [muffled party music] 1466 01:14:10,794 --> 01:14:12,839 [guttural growl] 1467 01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:17,540 [squelching] 1468 01:14:19,846 --> 01:14:21,152 [screaming] 1469 01:14:21,239 --> 01:14:23,241 [sinister music] 1470 01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:26,766 [screaming] 1471 01:14:27,985 --> 01:14:29,203 [squelching] 1472 01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,249 [partygoers screaming] 1473 01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:34,470 [Grant] Let's go! 1474 01:14:34,557 --> 01:14:35,993 [screaming continues] 1475 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,256 Shush! -[growling] 1476 01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:41,955 C'mon, man. This is game. 1477 01:14:45,872 --> 01:14:47,047 [screaming] 1478 01:14:47,134 --> 01:14:48,353 [man] Holy shit! 1479 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:51,138 [partygoers screaming] 1480 01:14:52,618 --> 01:14:55,142 [screaming] 1481 01:14:55,229 --> 01:14:57,275 [partygoers screaming] 1482 01:15:04,978 --> 01:15:06,138 [Grant] Look for the balloon. 1483 01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:12,821 [whispering] This is clear. The hallway's clear. 1484 01:15:16,424 --> 01:15:17,513 [gasping] 1485 01:15:18,731 --> 01:15:20,646 [suspenseful music] 1486 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:27,131 White Claw. This Gen Z shit. 1487 01:15:27,218 --> 01:15:29,525 [partygoer] Help me. Help me, please. 1488 01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,439 Something's grabbed my leg. 1489 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,327 [Denny] There it is. There it is. There it is. 1490 01:15:33,659 --> 01:15:35,139 Party's over, pal. 1491 01:15:35,226 --> 01:15:36,682 - [arrow clicks] - [shrieking, growling] 1492 01:15:36,706 --> 01:15:38,626 Shit, that's my last arrow, Dr. G., You got this? 1493 01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,232 Where is it? 1494 01:15:41,885 --> 01:15:43,147 Toilet paper! 1495 01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:45,671 - [gun fires] - [squelches] 1496 01:15:45,758 --> 01:15:47,760 [roaring] 1497 01:15:47,847 --> 01:15:49,370 [screaming] 1498 01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:53,636 [suspenseful music] 1499 01:15:54,245 --> 01:15:57,074 [growling] 1500 01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:01,078 [fatigued growl] 1501 01:16:03,384 --> 01:16:04,821 [clanging] 1502 01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:10,087 [snoring] 1503 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,394 - [Amber] It worked! - [Denny] Is it dead? 1504 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:19,792 - I think it's just sleeping. - Sleeping? 1505 01:16:23,143 --> 01:16:24,362 [grunts] 1506 01:16:24,449 --> 01:16:26,233 [Amber] How long will that tranquilizer last? 1507 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,495 Hopefully long enough. 1508 01:16:28,496 --> 01:16:30,411 [Chance snoring softly] 1509 01:16:32,065 --> 01:16:33,065 Can you believe it? 1510 01:16:35,678 --> 01:16:38,332 I've dreamt about this since I was a kid. 1511 01:16:38,419 --> 01:16:39,856 I just wish we could see it. 1512 01:16:50,257 --> 01:16:52,346 [light music] 1513 01:16:58,483 --> 01:17:01,225 Ha! Feathers. I knew it. 1514 01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:14,412 [light music continues] 1515 01:17:26,554 --> 01:17:30,123 [snoring] 1516 01:17:32,212 --> 01:17:33,213 [whispers] It's living. 1517 01:17:34,345 --> 01:17:35,651 It's breathing. 1518 01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,393 I can hear its heartbeat. 1519 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,789 [footsteps approaching] 1520 01:17:43,876 --> 01:17:45,312 [grunting] 1521 01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,879 It's time to meet the Flintstones! 1522 01:17:46,966 --> 01:17:48,248 No, no, Denny! What are you doing? 1523 01:17:48,272 --> 01:17:50,491 I'm gonna smash his head in with this rock. 1524 01:17:50,578 --> 01:17:51,938 Where's his head? Where's his head? 1525 01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:53,669 Denny, we can't. 1526 01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:55,540 What do you mean "we can't"? 1527 01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:57,977 This thing just massacred a party! 1528 01:17:58,064 --> 01:18:00,110 And by God, we're avenging Mr. Beagle. 1529 01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:03,374 We have it sedated, for now. 1530 01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:06,769 This is the greatest scientific discovery ever. 1531 01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:07,987 We can't destroy it. 1532 01:18:09,336 --> 01:18:11,295 We have to find a secure facility 1533 01:18:11,382 --> 01:18:12,513 and lock it up somehow. 1534 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,690 - And where would that be? - I don't know. 1535 01:18:24,874 --> 01:18:26,416 - [Grant] Jail cell. - [Amber] Jail cell. 1536 01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:27,441 [grunting] 1537 01:18:29,530 --> 01:18:31,445 Denny, please. 1538 01:18:33,970 --> 01:18:36,059 All right, fine. 1539 01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:37,776 But I still think it's a pretty stupid idea 1540 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,323 coming from a doctor's brain. 1541 01:18:41,499 --> 01:18:42,892 [frustrated grunting] 1542 01:18:45,242 --> 01:18:46,547 [grunting] 1543 01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:47,810 - Fucker! - [Grant] Stop. 1544 01:18:48,506 --> 01:18:49,637 All right, fine! 1545 01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:53,032 I'll get the car, you fuckers. 1546 01:18:55,513 --> 01:18:58,646 Grant, are you sure about this? 1547 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,300 It's just doing what it does. 1548 01:19:01,824 --> 01:19:03,826 It's an apex predator that's suppressed 1549 01:19:03,913 --> 01:19:07,046 65 million years of gut instinct. 1550 01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:09,135 It's just surviving. 1551 01:19:09,222 --> 01:19:11,094 It's just eating and fucking. 1552 01:19:11,181 --> 01:19:15,141 And at the end of the day, isn't that what we all want? 1553 01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:19,711 I mean, I love eating and fucking too, 1554 01:19:19,798 --> 01:19:22,583 but I don't want to see dead people everywhere. 1555 01:19:23,367 --> 01:19:25,108 If we destroy this, 1556 01:19:25,195 --> 01:19:27,719 we're eliminating an entire species... 1557 01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:30,809 again. 1558 01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:33,246 I can't morally be the second meteor. 1559 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,162 [car approaching] 1560 01:19:36,249 --> 01:19:38,053 - [Denny] Hey, good news! - [car door opens, closes] 1561 01:19:38,077 --> 01:19:40,906 I got the ratchet straps from my Christmas tree. 1562 01:19:40,993 --> 01:19:43,561 Yeah. All right, let's get 'em on the roof. Okay. 1563 01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:47,913 - [Amber] One... Two... - [Denny] Wait, wait, wait. 1564 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,611 - All right. Okay. - [Amber] Three! 1565 01:19:50,698 --> 01:19:52,744 - [grunting] - [Chance groaning] 1566 01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:54,485 - Okay. He's heavy. - [Amber grunts] 1567 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,009 [effort grunt] Okay. 1568 01:19:57,096 --> 01:19:59,098 Oh, his feathers are tickling me. 1569 01:19:59,185 --> 01:20:01,013 - Come back. - [Denny grunts] 1570 01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:02,382 - [Amber exclaims] - Okay. Okay. Easy. 1571 01:20:02,406 --> 01:20:03,407 Don't drop it. 1572 01:20:06,192 --> 01:20:08,847 - [Amber mutters] - Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it. 1573 01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:09,934 [Denny grunts] 1574 01:20:10,718 --> 01:20:14,200 Okay. Okay. Back up. 1575 01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:15,647 - [Amber] Lift! - Amber, get under. 1576 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,508 - [Amber] Set... - [Denny] I don't have him! 1577 01:20:17,595 --> 01:20:18,770 - [Amber] Go! - [grunting] 1578 01:20:18,857 --> 01:20:20,076 [thudding] 1579 01:20:20,163 --> 01:20:21,164 [Amber sighs] 1580 01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:23,209 [Grant sighs] 1581 01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:34,351 Is that my blue pen? 1582 01:20:34,438 --> 01:20:36,266 Yeah. 1583 01:20:36,353 --> 01:20:38,137 - Keep it. - [Denny] You know what, Amber? 1584 01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:39,680 You got yourself a good boyfriend there. 1585 01:20:39,704 --> 01:20:41,184 Oh, well, he's not my... 1586 01:20:41,271 --> 01:20:43,031 I mean, we've only been best friends for like six hours, 1587 01:20:43,055 --> 01:20:45,318 but I can tell we're in it for the long haul. 1588 01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:48,800 And you're coming with Amber. I'm a good judge of character. 1589 01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,107 The three amigos. 1590 01:20:51,194 --> 01:20:52,630 [chuckles] Granted. 1591 01:20:52,717 --> 01:20:54,501 Doc G and I are gonna need a few guy nights. 1592 01:20:54,588 --> 01:20:56,939 You know, a little time at the dude ranch. 1593 01:20:57,026 --> 01:20:58,418 But you understand. 1594 01:20:58,505 --> 01:21:00,594 - Of course. - [both chuckle] 1595 01:21:00,681 --> 01:21:02,248 Oh, when are your birthdays? 1596 01:21:02,335 --> 01:21:03,641 Um, I'm in July. 1597 01:21:03,728 --> 01:21:05,208 [excited exclaim] I'm in July! 1598 01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:07,775 We should do, like, a joint party. 1599 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:10,039 - Okay. - [Denny laughs] 1600 01:21:10,126 --> 01:21:12,258 We got another Cancer up in here. 1601 01:21:12,345 --> 01:21:13,956 What about you, Doc G, when's yours? 1602 01:21:14,043 --> 01:21:15,044 I'm in May. 1603 01:21:15,131 --> 01:21:16,567 [both] 19th. 1604 01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:18,699 He's a Taurus. 1605 01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:20,788 [Dusty] All this shit ain't gonna take itself out! 1606 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,704 Guess I'll do it myself, Gina. 1607 01:21:23,791 --> 01:21:25,271 - [brakes screeching] - [Grant grunts] 1608 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:27,230 What is it? 1609 01:21:29,058 --> 01:21:30,102 You fucker! 1610 01:21:31,234 --> 01:21:32,452 What are you doing? 1611 01:21:32,539 --> 01:21:33,758 Hey, motherfucker! 1612 01:21:37,327 --> 01:21:40,460 Deniel? Deniel Dennison? 1613 01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:42,332 Denielson! 1614 01:21:42,419 --> 01:21:44,334 Yeah, you ain't laughing now, are you? 1615 01:21:44,421 --> 01:21:45,901 What are you talking about? 1616 01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:50,166 You turned me into a joke in sixth grade! 1617 01:21:50,253 --> 01:21:51,297 What? 1618 01:21:51,384 --> 01:21:53,169 You pulled my Hammer pants down! 1619 01:21:53,256 --> 01:21:55,258 - [laughing] - Oh, shit. 1620 01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:56,346 What? 1621 01:21:57,173 --> 01:21:58,261 You don't want to know. 1622 01:21:58,348 --> 01:21:59,827 [Denny] You made me the laughingstock 1623 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:00,916 of this whole town. 1624 01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:03,309 Denny, get back in the car! 1625 01:22:04,441 --> 01:22:05,703 There's no handle. 1626 01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:08,053 I just saved this whole town and your sorry asses 1627 01:22:08,140 --> 01:22:10,926 from a rampaging dinosaur. 1628 01:22:11,013 --> 01:22:12,623 Are-Are you all right, man? 1629 01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:14,059 How's this for all right? 1630 01:22:14,146 --> 01:22:15,234 [Amber] What's he doing? 1631 01:22:16,714 --> 01:22:18,150 - [rattling] - [Grant] Oh, no! 1632 01:22:18,237 --> 01:22:19,847 - [Chance grunting] - What are you doing? 1633 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,111 That's right, bitch. 1634 01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:24,026 I fucking did it with my new best friends. 1635 01:22:24,113 --> 01:22:26,593 ♪ I fucking did it With my new best friends! ♪ 1636 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,354 ♪ I fucking did it With my new best friends! ♪ 1637 01:22:28,378 --> 01:22:29,988 [Grant] Denny, get back in the car! 1638 01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:32,773 ♪ I fucking, I fucking did it With my new best... ♪ 1639 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:34,732 - [Chance grunting] - It's waking up. 1640 01:22:34,819 --> 01:22:36,560 [Grant] Denny, we have a problem! 1641 01:22:36,647 --> 01:22:38,954 ♪ I fucking did it With my new best friends! ♪ 1642 01:22:39,041 --> 01:22:40,651 It's waking up! 1643 01:22:40,738 --> 01:22:43,001 [suspenseful music] 1644 01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:44,587 [Denny] You know what? You just suck, man. 1645 01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:47,223 [Grant] Denny! It can read! 1646 01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:49,877 While you're sitting around your stupid-ass pajamas, 1647 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:51,203 living my life with Gina Del Vecchio, 1648 01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:51,967 with what should have been my family! 1649 01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:53,403 [Grant] Denny! 1650 01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:55,685 I was out saving the whole world from total annihilation, 1651 01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:57,320 like Sarah fucking Connor. 1652 01:22:58,060 --> 01:22:59,539 But with a dick. 1653 01:23:01,411 --> 01:23:02,673 With a dinky dick. 1654 01:23:04,370 --> 01:23:08,374 You'll always be Dinky Dick Denny. 1655 01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:10,420 [suspenseful music] 1656 01:23:13,597 --> 01:23:15,947 Dinky Dick Denny! 1657 01:23:16,034 --> 01:23:17,035 [gasping in fear] 1658 01:23:17,122 --> 01:23:18,471 [clanging] 1659 01:23:19,733 --> 01:23:21,257 The hood. 1660 01:23:21,344 --> 01:23:23,476 - [Chance growling] - [both] Denny, look out! 1661 01:23:23,563 --> 01:23:25,087 [roaring] 1662 01:23:25,174 --> 01:23:27,132 [heavy footsteps] 1663 01:23:28,177 --> 01:23:29,221 [grunting] 1664 01:23:29,308 --> 01:23:30,748 - [Dusty] What the hell? - [growling] 1665 01:23:30,788 --> 01:23:32,920 - [tense music] - [heavy footsteps] 1666 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,400 [grunting] 1667 01:23:36,968 --> 01:23:38,796 [screaming] 1668 01:23:41,712 --> 01:23:44,280 [screaming] Gina! 1669 01:23:44,367 --> 01:23:46,325 [screaming] 1670 01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,157 [squelching] 1671 01:23:52,244 --> 01:23:53,767 [gasping] 1672 01:23:53,854 --> 01:23:54,855 [yelling] 1673 01:23:54,942 --> 01:23:56,770 No, no, no. Give me my leg back! 1674 01:23:57,989 --> 01:24:00,296 [Dusty groaning in pain] 1675 01:24:00,383 --> 01:24:02,167 Gina, you bitch, get out here! 1676 01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:05,518 [Dusty screams] 1677 01:24:05,605 --> 01:24:09,348 Oh, Dinky! Dinky get the fuck over here and help me! 1678 01:24:09,435 --> 01:24:11,611 [grunting] 1679 01:24:12,482 --> 01:24:15,615 [whimpering] 1680 01:24:16,616 --> 01:24:18,401 Denny, get the fuck over here! 1681 01:24:18,488 --> 01:24:20,838 - [heavy footsteps] - I got a small dick too! 1682 01:24:20,925 --> 01:24:22,405 - [munching] - [shocked gasp] 1683 01:24:24,798 --> 01:24:25,886 [roaring] 1684 01:24:29,281 --> 01:24:31,327 - [Chance growling] - [footsteps receding] 1685 01:24:31,414 --> 01:24:32,806 [roaring] 1686 01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:40,336 [screeching in distance] 1687 01:24:46,907 --> 01:24:47,952 My bad. 1688 01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:51,564 Your bad? 1689 01:24:51,651 --> 01:24:54,350 You should've let me smash his head in with that rock. 1690 01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:57,353 [door rattling] 1691 01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:59,355 Let me out. 1692 01:24:59,442 --> 01:25:01,082 [Denny] All right. Jeez. Hold your horses. 1693 01:25:01,139 --> 01:25:02,793 - Let me out! - You got to... Here. 1694 01:25:04,751 --> 01:25:06,840 [breathing heavily] 1695 01:25:22,204 --> 01:25:23,335 Your bad? 1696 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,817 You just let it loose again! 1697 01:25:27,470 --> 01:25:28,775 You... 1698 01:25:29,385 --> 01:25:30,386 muddy, 1699 01:25:31,474 --> 01:25:33,258 redneck 1700 01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:34,346 idiot! -[gasps] 1701 01:25:34,433 --> 01:25:35,565 Whoa, now, Dr. G. 1702 01:25:35,652 --> 01:25:37,871 That's no way to talk to a friend. 1703 01:25:42,093 --> 01:25:43,138 Friends? 1704 01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:47,577 We're not friends. 1705 01:25:49,231 --> 01:25:51,494 We're not even work friends. 1706 01:25:52,712 --> 01:25:56,803 This isn't hanging out, you moron. 1707 01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:59,502 All you had to do was drive it to the jail. 1708 01:25:59,589 --> 01:26:03,593 Now it is going to kill more people. 1709 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:06,683 That man is a stump! 1710 01:26:11,035 --> 01:26:12,708 You're the one that wanted to let it take a nap 1711 01:26:12,732 --> 01:26:14,560 because of your scientific discoveries. 1712 01:26:14,647 --> 01:26:15,692 Oh... 1713 01:26:15,779 --> 01:26:17,607 I told you we should have killed it. 1714 01:26:17,694 --> 01:26:21,306 Now, Dusty Peter's hot-ass wife is a widow! 1715 01:26:21,393 --> 01:26:24,527 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1716 01:26:25,571 --> 01:26:28,792 This blood is on your hands. 1717 01:26:28,879 --> 01:26:32,274 And you did all this because someone saw your dick 1718 01:26:32,361 --> 01:26:33,797 in the sixth grade? 1719 01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:35,755 Unbelievable! 1720 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:39,890 We are doing this ourselves. 1721 01:26:39,977 --> 01:26:42,197 We don't need you anymore. 1722 01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:46,810 I thought we were chums. 1723 01:26:48,638 --> 01:26:51,293 Yeah? Is that what you thought? 1724 01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:55,384 Because guess what? We're not chums. 1725 01:26:55,471 --> 01:26:57,124 - [throwing grunt] - Ah, not Larry Loco! 1726 01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:00,693 [heavy breathing] 1727 01:27:01,694 --> 01:27:02,694 Come on, Amber. 1728 01:27:04,784 --> 01:27:06,221 Come on. 1729 01:27:06,308 --> 01:27:08,266 [sorrowful music] 1730 01:27:39,515 --> 01:27:41,256 I think you're a little harsh on Denny. 1731 01:27:43,432 --> 01:27:45,216 Well, he's a big harsh idiot. 1732 01:27:45,303 --> 01:27:48,175 He made a mistake, yes. But maybe he was right. 1733 01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:49,568 That thing's a monster. 1734 01:27:49,655 --> 01:27:52,963 And dinosaurs and humans are not meant to coexist. 1735 01:27:53,050 --> 01:27:57,359 But I felt it breathing. We felt its heartbeat. 1736 01:27:57,446 --> 01:27:59,665 A real-life raptor. 1737 01:27:59,752 --> 01:28:01,798 Yeah. A real-life invisible raptor 1738 01:28:01,885 --> 01:28:03,669 that's on a killing rampage. 1739 01:28:08,979 --> 01:28:12,287 What if my butthole is responsible for this mess? 1740 01:28:12,374 --> 01:28:15,202 - I'm not following. - My butthole. 1741 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,727 The butthole that I discovered that Tyler Corp took from me. 1742 01:28:17,814 --> 01:28:19,531 That's the only way they could get the preserved DNA 1743 01:28:19,555 --> 01:28:20,643 to make this. 1744 01:28:21,644 --> 01:28:22,993 They took my butthole 1745 01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:26,083 and made me look like an asshole. 1746 01:28:26,170 --> 01:28:28,912 And if that dumbass didn't take an egotistical pit stop, 1747 01:28:28,999 --> 01:28:30,566 we would've had it contained. 1748 01:28:30,653 --> 01:28:34,004 This was my chance to get this prehistoric weapon 1749 01:28:34,091 --> 01:28:35,353 out of the wrong hands 1750 01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:37,181 and finally take down Tyler Corp! 1751 01:28:38,661 --> 01:28:40,793 Then I wouldn't have to go back to Dino World. 1752 01:28:45,232 --> 01:28:46,233 [Amber] What is it? 1753 01:28:47,278 --> 01:28:48,845 We're going back to Dino World. 1754 01:28:50,412 --> 01:28:52,327 [Grant] Trust me. I have a plan. 1755 01:28:52,414 --> 01:28:53,814 Plus, I have to pick up my paycheck. 1756 01:28:56,722 --> 01:28:58,681 [dramatic music] 1757 01:29:00,726 --> 01:29:01,771 [crying] 1758 01:29:01,858 --> 01:29:05,557 I'm sorry I let you down, Mr. Beagle. 1759 01:29:05,644 --> 01:29:09,126 I'm sorry, Mr. Beags. [sniffles] 1760 01:29:10,823 --> 01:29:15,045 Dad, Dad, Dad. Oh, Daddy, I miss you. 1761 01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:17,221 I really need your advice right now. 1762 01:29:18,396 --> 01:29:20,050 Why the fuck did you have to leave? 1763 01:29:21,443 --> 01:29:22,444 [sighs] 1764 01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:26,796 I finally found a friend. 1765 01:29:26,883 --> 01:29:31,496 I had finally found a best friend, Doc G. 1766 01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:34,369 And I fucked it up. I screwed it up. 1767 01:29:35,935 --> 01:29:37,676 [sobbing] 1768 01:29:37,763 --> 01:29:39,286 I just want to redeem myself. 1769 01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,158 I want to show him that I could get it. 1770 01:29:41,245 --> 01:29:44,466 I could get this thing. I could kill this fucker. 1771 01:29:44,553 --> 01:29:46,946 - I can kill it. - [rumbling] 1772 01:29:47,033 --> 01:29:49,601 Oh, Dad, come on, Dad. Just give me something. 1773 01:29:49,688 --> 01:29:52,299 Come on. Just talk... talk to me or something. 1774 01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:53,431 Give me a sign. 1775 01:29:53,518 --> 01:29:54,606 [train honking] 1776 01:29:54,693 --> 01:29:55,999 [clattering] 1777 01:30:01,831 --> 01:30:04,399 Hmm. Want me to drink it? 1778 01:30:04,486 --> 01:30:05,487 [Grant] Bingo. 1779 01:30:07,227 --> 01:30:08,881 [Grant grunts] 1780 01:30:08,968 --> 01:30:10,535 All right, we need the T-Rex suit 1781 01:30:10,622 --> 01:30:11,841 and the mating call CD. 1782 01:30:11,928 --> 01:30:13,768 [Amber] Is that that thing you were rapping to? 1783 01:30:14,278 --> 01:30:15,322 Yes. 1784 01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:17,281 [Grant whispers] Where did they put it? 1785 01:30:17,368 --> 01:30:19,588 [Amber] You really think this is gonna work? 1786 01:30:19,675 --> 01:30:22,417 Amber, this raptor has been outsmarting us the whole time. 1787 01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:23,896 We do know it's a male. 1788 01:30:23,983 --> 01:30:25,961 The only way to get it to stop thinking with its brain 1789 01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:28,379 is to get it to start thinking with its dick. 1790 01:30:28,466 --> 01:30:31,251 We have to bait it. It's the only chance we have. 1791 01:30:31,338 --> 01:30:32,818 But where are we gonna trap it? 1792 01:30:32,905 --> 01:30:35,299 We can't do it in town. There's too many lives at risk. 1793 01:30:35,386 --> 01:30:38,520 [Henrietta] I got all this land in the middle of nowhere 1794 01:30:38,607 --> 01:30:42,045 and we're expecting a huge surplus 1795 01:30:42,132 --> 01:30:45,048 come this summer because McCluckskey Farms 1796 01:30:45,135 --> 01:30:47,180 chickens are in heat! 1797 01:30:47,267 --> 01:30:49,269 And you know what that means? 1798 01:30:49,356 --> 01:30:51,315 A crap load of eggs! 1799 01:30:51,402 --> 01:30:53,578 - [Henrietta clucking] - Chickens. 1800 01:30:53,665 --> 01:30:56,276 - Chickens? - All her chickens are in heat. 1801 01:30:56,363 --> 01:30:58,540 Raptors are basically six-foot chickens. 1802 01:30:58,627 --> 01:31:00,498 And we lure it to the chicken farm 1803 01:31:00,585 --> 01:31:01,804 with the mating calls 1804 01:31:01,891 --> 01:31:04,154 and then the pheromones will cloud its brain! 1805 01:31:04,241 --> 01:31:06,001 And then it devotes all its energy to mating. 1806 01:31:06,025 --> 01:31:07,418 And that's when we make our move... 1807 01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:09,202 [both] And trap it. 1808 01:31:09,289 --> 01:31:10,441 So you're gonna get into the dino suit 1809 01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:11,785 and shake your ass in front of it? 1810 01:31:11,857 --> 01:31:13,163 No, I was gonna have Denny... 1811 01:31:14,599 --> 01:31:16,166 Well, Mr. Pushes Everyone Away, 1812 01:31:16,253 --> 01:31:19,430 it looks like you might need your best friend. 1813 01:31:19,517 --> 01:31:21,301 Well, he was the only one that believed me. 1814 01:31:21,388 --> 01:31:22,607 I believed you! 1815 01:31:24,914 --> 01:31:25,915 Did you though? 1816 01:31:26,002 --> 01:31:27,307 - Eventually. - [Grant] You did? 1817 01:31:27,394 --> 01:31:29,962 After it attacked me and there was definite proof. 1818 01:31:41,931 --> 01:31:45,717 Ooh, I recognize you, you chickenshit motherfucker. 1819 01:31:47,589 --> 01:31:48,851 You back to tango? 1820 01:31:50,330 --> 01:31:52,594 We've been going around and around. 1821 01:31:59,949 --> 01:32:01,341 [radio clicks] 1822 01:32:01,428 --> 01:32:03,692 Denny. Come in, Denny. 1823 01:32:05,781 --> 01:32:07,260 [Grant] Denny, come in. 1824 01:32:07,347 --> 01:32:09,524 Denny, do you read? Over. 1825 01:32:11,743 --> 01:32:14,311 [Denny] Go for Denny, over. Go for Denny. 1826 01:32:14,398 --> 01:32:15,704 Denny... 1827 01:32:15,791 --> 01:32:17,706 I know how I treated you 1828 01:32:17,793 --> 01:32:20,099 could have been perceived as wrong. 1829 01:32:20,186 --> 01:32:21,187 [clears throat] 1830 01:32:27,367 --> 01:32:28,630 I was an asshole. 1831 01:32:31,284 --> 01:32:34,810 But I have a plan and I need my partner. 1832 01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:38,222 [Denny] So we're partners again? 1833 01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:43,296 Yes, we're partners again. 1834 01:32:43,383 --> 01:32:45,298 [Denny] Are we chums though? 1835 01:32:46,430 --> 01:32:48,258 Yes, we're chums. 1836 01:32:48,345 --> 01:32:50,826 - [Denny] Best chums? - Yes, we're best chums! 1837 01:32:52,088 --> 01:32:54,307 [exclaims] Yes! 1838 01:32:54,394 --> 01:32:56,483 Yeah! We've got the team back! 1839 01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:58,181 Do you have fishing gear? 1840 01:32:58,268 --> 01:33:00,313 [Denny] Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 1841 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,098 [sighs] Sure. 1842 01:33:02,185 --> 01:33:04,709 All right. Bring it and meet us at McCluckskey's Farms. 1843 01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:06,581 Over and out. 1844 01:33:06,668 --> 01:33:08,626 [thrilling music] 1845 01:33:13,979 --> 01:33:16,155 - [music stops] - [groaning] 1846 01:33:19,376 --> 01:33:21,378 [thrilling music continues] 1847 01:33:32,389 --> 01:33:33,695 [doorbell ringing] 1848 01:33:39,831 --> 01:33:42,791 It's 2:00 a.m. This better be good, assholes. 1849 01:33:42,878 --> 01:33:46,185 Because you just woke me up from my first wet dream I've had 1850 01:33:46,272 --> 01:33:50,059 since they faked that moon landing. 1851 01:33:50,146 --> 01:33:51,582 [chickens clucking] 1852 01:33:53,105 --> 01:33:55,760 We apologize for that. 1853 01:33:55,847 --> 01:33:58,981 But listen, we really need your help, Ms. McCluckskey. 1854 01:33:59,068 --> 01:34:01,636 There is a six-foot invisible dinosaur 1855 01:34:01,723 --> 01:34:03,420 on the loose killing people. 1856 01:34:03,507 --> 01:34:04,963 - [snorts] - [Grant] And it's the same one 1857 01:34:04,987 --> 01:34:07,424 that destroyed your egg stand. We need to use your truck 1858 01:34:07,511 --> 01:34:10,166 to lure it back here and contain it. 1859 01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:15,606 No. 1860 01:34:18,609 --> 01:34:19,610 Shit. 1861 01:34:20,959 --> 01:34:22,599 [Grant] I had a whole plan and everything. 1862 01:34:23,483 --> 01:34:26,530 [doorbell ringing] 1863 01:34:26,617 --> 01:34:28,706 Listen, Henrietta, what he meant to say was 1864 01:34:28,793 --> 01:34:30,186 is that we're trying to capture 1865 01:34:30,273 --> 01:34:32,754 a giant six-foot mutant ninja chicken 1866 01:34:32,841 --> 01:34:34,961 that the government made in order to put small farmers 1867 01:34:35,017 --> 01:34:37,062 like yourself out of business. 1868 01:34:37,149 --> 01:34:39,717 So we need you to kindly get up off your ass and help us! 1869 01:34:43,765 --> 01:34:46,898 I knew it. I fucking knew it. 1870 01:34:47,943 --> 01:34:49,335 I'll get my shit! 1871 01:34:51,468 --> 01:34:53,557 All right, here's the plan. 1872 01:34:53,644 --> 01:34:55,013 Henrietta, we're gonna need your truck. 1873 01:34:55,037 --> 01:34:56,908 Does that PA system still work? 1874 01:34:56,995 --> 01:34:59,215 Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 1875 01:35:00,651 --> 01:35:02,011 That's how they say "yes" out here. 1876 01:35:02,044 --> 01:35:04,089 Um, what kind of stereo system does it have? 1877 01:35:04,176 --> 01:35:08,050 It's got one of those brand-new high-tech ones. 1878 01:35:08,137 --> 01:35:10,835 - Damn! - It plays those compact discs. 1879 01:35:10,922 --> 01:35:13,838 - Oh, yes! Great. Denny... - Hmm? 1880 01:35:13,925 --> 01:35:15,274 I need you in that dino costume 1881 01:35:15,361 --> 01:35:17,407 and I need you to shake your ass like it's your job. 1882 01:35:17,494 --> 01:35:19,104 I knew that would pay off. 1883 01:35:19,191 --> 01:35:21,977 Now, Henrietta, I noticed you have jars of chicken urine 1884 01:35:22,064 --> 01:35:23,519 on the wall over here, which is great. 1885 01:35:23,543 --> 01:35:26,503 Well, that big jar is mine. 1886 01:35:26,590 --> 01:35:28,200 The chicken ones are labeled. 1887 01:35:30,028 --> 01:35:31,073 Okay. 1888 01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:35,294 [Grant] Denny, I need you to cover yourself in this. 1889 01:35:35,381 --> 01:35:37,732 The pheromones from that urine mixed with the mating sounds 1890 01:35:37,819 --> 01:35:39,908 are gonna lure the raptor right to us. 1891 01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:41,866 Doc G, this... 1892 01:35:41,953 --> 01:35:43,713 Can we have just a moment in private, please? 1893 01:35:45,391 --> 01:35:49,221 Just... Just assuming that-that all doesn't go as planned, 1894 01:35:49,308 --> 01:35:51,223 um, if this thing gets me, 1895 01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:52,766 does that mean I just have to say goodbye 1896 01:35:52,790 --> 01:35:54,357 to my little virgin butthole? 1897 01:35:54,444 --> 01:35:56,141 Odds are on the raptor will have a cloaca 1898 01:35:56,228 --> 01:35:58,187 so there won't be any penetration, 1899 01:35:58,274 --> 01:36:00,929 - just some dry rubbing. - So it won't go past third base? 1900 01:36:02,495 --> 01:36:04,802 Fucker better buy me dinner first. 1901 01:36:04,889 --> 01:36:06,301 - You should be good. - All right, fuck it. 1902 01:36:06,325 --> 01:36:08,632 Uh. Just con-continue with the plan then. 1903 01:36:08,719 --> 01:36:10,503 [Grant] Henrietta, you drive. 1904 01:36:10,590 --> 01:36:12,375 As long as you keep it over 41 miles an hour, 1905 01:36:12,462 --> 01:36:14,246 we'll be able to keep it at a safe distance. 1906 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:16,771 Lure it right to your barn and trap it. 1907 01:36:16,858 --> 01:36:20,165 Of course, because a raptor's max speed is 40 miles an hour. 1908 01:36:20,252 --> 01:36:23,081 - Good call back, Amber. - And if plan A doesn't work? 1909 01:36:23,168 --> 01:36:24,779 Then we go to plan B. 1910 01:36:26,171 --> 01:36:27,216 Denny.-Hmm? 1911 01:36:27,303 --> 01:36:29,000 What do you have that can kill a raptor? 1912 01:36:32,177 --> 01:36:35,659 I made this exploding tip arrow. 1913 01:36:35,746 --> 01:36:38,401 - How did you make that? - Did you see Rambo 2? 1914 01:36:39,619 --> 01:36:40,751 I did that. 1915 01:36:41,752 --> 01:36:43,798 All right, any questions? 1916 01:36:47,192 --> 01:36:48,672 What? 1917 01:36:48,759 --> 01:36:51,196 [sighs] Look, I know this is insane, 1918 01:36:51,283 --> 01:36:52,676 but just a few hours ago, 1919 01:36:52,763 --> 01:36:54,547 so was the idea of an invisible raptor. 1920 01:36:54,634 --> 01:36:57,942 So, anybody got any better suggestions? 1921 01:36:59,335 --> 01:37:00,858 Sounds airtight to me. 1922 01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:06,733 Amber, make sure you have the mating calls CD ready. 1923 01:37:06,821 --> 01:37:07,865 You got it, dude. 1924 01:37:07,952 --> 01:37:09,562 [Denny] Can you zip me up here, Doc G? 1925 01:37:10,650 --> 01:37:11,695 Yeah.-[grunting] 1926 01:37:15,655 --> 01:37:17,657 [majestic music] 1927 01:37:18,876 --> 01:37:19,876 You left this. 1928 01:37:29,931 --> 01:37:31,541 Ow. 1929 01:37:31,628 --> 01:37:34,152 - You look good. - I know. 1930 01:37:36,285 --> 01:37:38,243 And you left this, chum. 1931 01:37:38,330 --> 01:37:40,289 [majestic music continues] 1932 01:37:48,079 --> 01:37:49,733 Now give me that golden shower. 1933 01:37:52,170 --> 01:37:53,519 [Grant] Oh, shit. 1934 01:38:05,401 --> 01:38:07,664 You were supposed to put it on the suit. 1935 01:38:16,455 --> 01:38:18,936 - You sure this line will hold? - Yeah, this is braided line. 1936 01:38:19,023 --> 01:38:20,895 It's like 500 pound test. 1937 01:38:20,982 --> 01:38:22,461 This shit could hook a blue whale 1938 01:38:22,548 --> 01:38:24,202 getting fucked by an elephant. 1939 01:38:24,289 --> 01:38:25,377 Good enough. 1940 01:38:29,381 --> 01:38:32,341 - [Denny] Let's boogie, yo! - All right! 1941 01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:35,692 Hit it, girls. 1942 01:38:35,779 --> 01:38:38,695 - [car engine starts] - [mating song plays] 1943 01:38:38,782 --> 01:38:40,697 Let's hunt us an invisible raptor. 1944 01:38:40,784 --> 01:38:42,786 [mating calls] 1945 01:38:45,615 --> 01:38:48,487 [Denny] It's mating time! 1946 01:38:48,574 --> 01:38:50,837 [Murray's wife] Murray, you out there smoking again? 1947 01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:52,883 Just keep it down. 1948 01:38:52,970 --> 01:38:54,885 None of your business what I'm doing out here, 1949 01:38:54,972 --> 01:38:56,495 you old dinosaur. 1950 01:38:56,582 --> 01:38:57,975 I'm watering the plants. 1951 01:38:58,062 --> 01:38:59,474 [Murray's wife] You're not out there watering plants. 1952 01:38:59,498 --> 01:39:01,718 I could be watering the plants. 1953 01:39:10,118 --> 01:39:12,772 [mating calls] 1954 01:39:24,393 --> 01:39:26,308 [mating song continues] 1955 01:39:42,454 --> 01:39:44,021 This is really good shit. 1956 01:39:45,501 --> 01:39:46,981 We're in its territory! 1957 01:39:47,068 --> 01:39:48,765 Are you sure this is the right spot? 1958 01:39:48,852 --> 01:39:50,636 Trust me. 1959 01:39:50,723 --> 01:39:52,464 All right, shake that ass. 1960 01:39:52,551 --> 01:39:53,552 [Denny] What? 1961 01:39:53,639 --> 01:39:56,729 Shake. That. Ass. 1962 01:39:56,816 --> 01:39:59,167 [Denny] Ooh, I like this, Doc. Ooh. 1963 01:39:59,254 --> 01:40:00,907 - This is hot. - [Denny] This is so hot. 1964 01:40:00,995 --> 01:40:02,170 He's gonna like this. 1965 01:40:02,257 --> 01:40:04,346 Big hips. Big hips! Big hips. 1966 01:40:04,433 --> 01:40:06,174 [Denny] Yep. In and out. Oh, I feel that. 1967 01:40:06,261 --> 01:40:07,740 Yeah, that feels good. 1968 01:40:07,827 --> 01:40:10,308 This is kind of turning me on. 1969 01:40:10,395 --> 01:40:13,355 With moves like this, you better hope he has a cloaca. 1970 01:40:14,225 --> 01:40:15,357 [Chance roaring] 1971 01:40:15,444 --> 01:40:17,402 [heavy footsteps] 1972 01:40:17,489 --> 01:40:19,230 [wind gusting] 1973 01:40:19,317 --> 01:40:21,015 [Chance growling, stomping] 1974 01:40:22,320 --> 01:40:24,148 This is really good shit! 1975 01:40:24,235 --> 01:40:25,628 [mating calls] 1976 01:40:25,715 --> 01:40:27,847 [Grant] Yeah, that's it. It's all in the hips. 1977 01:40:30,154 --> 01:40:32,113 [Chance grunting] 1978 01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:34,028 [Denny] I hear him coming, Doc! 1979 01:40:34,115 --> 01:40:36,073 [heavy footsteps] 1980 01:40:37,292 --> 01:40:38,771 [munching, roaring] 1981 01:40:38,858 --> 01:40:40,184 - [Grant] We got him! - [Denny] We got him. 1982 01:40:40,208 --> 01:40:42,993 [Denny] I can't see, though. I can't see. 1983 01:40:43,080 --> 01:40:45,082 - [Denny] I got him. - [Grant] We got him. 1984 01:40:45,169 --> 01:40:46,214 Hit it, Henrietta. 1985 01:40:47,737 --> 01:40:49,217 Hold on to your buttholes. 1986 01:40:50,174 --> 01:40:53,438 [car revving] 1987 01:40:53,525 --> 01:40:55,085 - [Denny] Oh, man. - [Grant] Hold still! 1988 01:40:56,006 --> 01:40:57,616 Oh, whoa, okay. God! 1989 01:40:57,703 --> 01:40:58,704 - Hold! - [loud honking] 1990 01:40:59,357 --> 01:41:01,142 [rumbling] 1991 01:41:01,229 --> 01:41:03,274 [Denny] He's jumping like a largemouth bass. 1992 01:41:03,361 --> 01:41:06,321 Whoa! 1993 01:41:08,279 --> 01:41:09,411 Hang tight. Hold him! 1994 01:41:09,498 --> 01:41:12,109 [Denny] This fucker's all over the place. 1995 01:41:12,196 --> 01:41:14,242 Where's he going? He's going left! 1996 01:41:15,460 --> 01:41:17,767 Hold on, hold on. Hold me, Doc. 1997 01:41:17,854 --> 01:41:19,551 Which one of them are you fucking? 1998 01:41:20,596 --> 01:41:23,120 Neither.-Good. 1999 01:41:23,207 --> 01:41:24,880 [Denny] I'm gonna mount this fucker on my wall. 2000 01:41:24,904 --> 01:41:25,949 He's squirrely. 2001 01:41:26,036 --> 01:41:27,516 - [heavy footsteps] - [Grant] Hang on! 2002 01:41:27,907 --> 01:41:29,822 [both gasping, screaming] 2003 01:41:29,909 --> 01:41:30,910 [Amber] Grant! 2004 01:41:30,997 --> 01:41:32,869 [heavy footsteps] 2005 01:41:32,956 --> 01:41:34,175 [roaring] 2006 01:41:34,262 --> 01:41:35,698 [Grant] We got to go faster. 2007 01:41:35,785 --> 01:41:37,221 We got to get her over 40. 2008 01:41:37,308 --> 01:41:40,268 She's an old truck. I'm giving her all she's got! 2009 01:41:40,355 --> 01:41:42,139 [roaring] 2010 01:41:42,226 --> 01:41:44,707 [Chance grunting] 2011 01:41:44,794 --> 01:41:46,665 [Denny] He's opening the tailgate! 2012 01:41:46,752 --> 01:41:47,927 [both whimpering] 2013 01:41:48,014 --> 01:41:50,234 [Denny] We're gonna need a bigger truck! 2014 01:41:50,321 --> 01:41:52,932 [rattling, thudding] 2015 01:41:53,019 --> 01:41:54,456 - [roaring] - [Grant grunting] 2016 01:41:57,415 --> 01:41:58,938 [kicking grunt] 2017 01:41:59,025 --> 01:42:01,202 - [thudding] - [Chance screeches] 2018 01:42:01,289 --> 01:42:03,378 - [Denny] Uh, Doc, he's back! - [rapid footsteps] 2019 01:42:03,465 --> 01:42:05,728 Whoa, he's right here. He's right there, Doc! 2020 01:42:05,815 --> 01:42:07,817 [Denny screaming] 2021 01:42:09,297 --> 01:42:11,217 - [Grant] Henrietta, watch out! - [running steps] 2022 01:42:11,255 --> 01:42:12,256 Shit! 2023 01:42:13,083 --> 01:42:14,432 [tires screeching] 2024 01:42:17,392 --> 01:42:19,133 [loud crash] 2025 01:42:19,220 --> 01:42:20,612 [tires screeching] 2026 01:42:20,699 --> 01:42:21,787 You fellas okay back there? 2027 01:42:21,874 --> 01:42:23,920 [tense sting] 2028 01:42:24,007 --> 01:42:25,704 [both panting] 2029 01:42:27,967 --> 01:42:31,536 Man, if I had known I was gonna be rode this hard, 2030 01:42:31,623 --> 01:42:34,017 I would've worn my nice undies. 2031 01:42:36,150 --> 01:42:37,499 Where is he? Where is he, Doc G? 2032 01:42:37,586 --> 01:42:38,848 - Where is he? - I don't know. 2033 01:42:38,935 --> 01:42:40,241 [screams] 2034 01:42:40,328 --> 01:42:42,286 [Grant] Ah, Denny! Denny! 2035 01:42:43,461 --> 01:42:45,071 [grunting]-[moaning] 2036 01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:46,725 - [Grant] Hold on. - Doc, help me! 2037 01:42:46,812 --> 01:42:48,597 - [growling] - [Grant] I got you, Denny. 2038 01:42:49,380 --> 01:42:50,773 [whimpering] 2039 01:42:50,860 --> 01:42:52,427 [Denny grunts] It's gonna pull me out! 2040 01:42:52,514 --> 01:42:55,256 No, no, Doc G! Hold on. Hold on. 2041 01:42:55,343 --> 01:42:56,735 [Grant] You're slipping! 2042 01:42:56,822 --> 01:42:59,303 - I've got you, chum. - [Denny] Doc, don't let go! 2043 01:42:59,390 --> 01:43:01,262 [Grant] My hat! Shit! 2044 01:43:02,567 --> 01:43:04,352 - He ate my hat. - [Denny] Don't let go! 2045 01:43:04,439 --> 01:43:07,268 Stay in with me. Hold on, Denny. 2046 01:43:07,355 --> 01:43:09,444 [Denny] I feel him! He's got me! Get me out! 2047 01:43:09,531 --> 01:43:10,638 Get me out of this fucking thing! 2048 01:43:10,662 --> 01:43:12,055 [Grant] I'm trying, Denny. 2049 01:43:12,142 --> 01:43:14,840 - Get out of this suit! Get out! - [Denny] Oh, get me out! 2050 01:43:14,927 --> 01:43:16,973 [screaming] 2051 01:43:17,060 --> 01:43:18,453 [Grant] I got you. I got you. 2052 01:43:20,019 --> 01:43:21,020 [both grunt] 2053 01:43:23,109 --> 01:43:24,110 [Amber] What's going on? 2054 01:43:27,331 --> 01:43:28,854 [roaring] 2055 01:43:35,818 --> 01:43:36,819 Get to the barn. 2056 01:43:36,906 --> 01:43:38,516 [suspenseful music] 2057 01:43:38,603 --> 01:43:40,605 - [roaring] - [Denny screaming] 2058 01:43:40,692 --> 01:43:42,912 [rapid footsteps] 2059 01:43:42,999 --> 01:43:44,566 Hurry, Denny! He's right behind you! 2060 01:43:44,653 --> 01:43:45,828 [Grant] Oh, shit! 2061 01:43:46,742 --> 01:43:47,893 - [whimpering] - [rapid footsteps] 2062 01:43:47,917 --> 01:43:51,181 Uh-oh. I'm out of here. 2063 01:43:51,268 --> 01:43:53,227 [whimpering, screaming] 2064 01:44:01,539 --> 01:44:03,889 [Grant] Denny, the mud thing doesn't work. 2065 01:44:03,976 --> 01:44:05,761 He's gonna see you! 2066 01:44:05,848 --> 01:44:07,850 [suspenseful music] 2067 01:44:10,156 --> 01:44:12,246 [growling] 2068 01:44:12,333 --> 01:44:14,987 [heavy footsteps] 2069 01:44:16,598 --> 01:44:19,035 [low, menacing growl] 2070 01:44:23,822 --> 01:44:24,822 [Amber] Shoot him! 2071 01:44:24,867 --> 01:44:26,477 I don't have a shot. 2072 01:44:26,564 --> 01:44:28,131 If I miss, I'll kill him. 2073 01:44:28,218 --> 01:44:30,525 I think it's working. I... 2074 01:44:31,656 --> 01:44:33,223 [growling] 2075 01:44:38,707 --> 01:44:40,665 [tense music] 2076 01:44:46,105 --> 01:44:47,455 Oh, God, Denny. 2077 01:44:48,194 --> 01:44:49,326 [low growling] 2078 01:44:49,413 --> 01:44:50,762 Oh. 2079 01:44:53,417 --> 01:44:54,723 - Oh, God, Denny. - Oh, God. 2080 01:44:56,594 --> 01:44:58,640 Please, please, God. No. 2081 01:44:59,684 --> 01:45:02,470 [Denny] No, no, no, no, no. 2082 01:45:04,036 --> 01:45:05,647 Oh, God. 2083 01:45:07,692 --> 01:45:08,867 [growling] 2084 01:45:12,044 --> 01:45:13,829 [growling]-[whimpering] 2085 01:45:16,658 --> 01:45:18,703 [suspenseful music continues] 2086 01:45:26,755 --> 01:45:28,452 [roaring] 2087 01:45:28,539 --> 01:45:29,714 Take the shot. 2088 01:45:29,801 --> 01:45:31,107 [Grant] Hey, Chance! 2089 01:45:31,194 --> 01:45:32,848 [growling] 2090 01:45:32,935 --> 01:45:34,589 [Henrietta] Come on down and get you some! 2091 01:45:35,459 --> 01:45:36,504 [Grant] Shit. 2092 01:45:36,591 --> 01:45:38,375 [Henrietta clucking] 2093 01:45:38,462 --> 01:45:39,768 What is she doing? 2094 01:45:39,855 --> 01:45:42,074 [Henrietta clucking] 2095 01:45:42,161 --> 01:45:44,642 [Grant] Move! We can see it. You're in my shot. 2096 01:45:46,078 --> 01:45:47,732 Henrietta, what are you doing? 2097 01:45:47,819 --> 01:45:50,082 It's called seduction, You dumb ass. 2098 01:45:50,169 --> 01:45:52,824 Take the shot when I tell you. 2099 01:45:52,911 --> 01:45:54,217 She's presenting herself. 2100 01:45:55,174 --> 01:45:56,393 [Amber] We can see it! 2101 01:45:56,480 --> 01:45:59,091 [Grant] This is completely unnecessary! 2102 01:45:59,178 --> 01:46:02,486 ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ 2103 01:46:02,573 --> 01:46:05,968 - [Chance screeches] - [screaming] 2104 01:46:06,055 --> 01:46:07,404 [Henrietta laughing] 2105 01:46:07,491 --> 01:46:08,536 It's in! 2106 01:46:08,623 --> 01:46:09,711 The fuck? 2107 01:46:09,798 --> 01:46:11,452 Take the shot! 2108 01:46:11,539 --> 01:46:13,541 Time to get extinct, you son of a bitch. 2109 01:46:13,628 --> 01:46:15,064 [both] Again. 2110 01:46:15,151 --> 01:46:16,195 Jinx. 2111 01:46:20,243 --> 01:46:22,158 [screeches] 2112 01:46:24,508 --> 01:46:26,554 [growling] 2113 01:46:27,206 --> 01:46:28,382 [roaring] 2114 01:46:30,079 --> 01:46:32,124 [exhilarating music] 2115 01:46:36,302 --> 01:46:37,434 [roaring] 2116 01:46:40,045 --> 01:46:41,220 [explosion]-[grunts] 2117 01:46:41,307 --> 01:46:43,266 - [blood splatters] - [grunting] 2118 01:46:46,269 --> 01:46:49,620 [both groaning] 2119 01:46:49,707 --> 01:46:50,882 [Grant] My hat. 2120 01:46:52,101 --> 01:46:53,363 [gasping] 2121 01:46:56,061 --> 01:46:57,062 [groaning in disgust] 2122 01:46:57,933 --> 01:46:58,934 Henrietta! 2123 01:47:05,419 --> 01:47:07,464 [triumphant music] 2124 01:47:09,074 --> 01:47:10,511 [both breathing heavily] 2125 01:47:11,381 --> 01:47:12,513 We did it, chum. 2126 01:47:17,343 --> 01:47:18,954 Feels good, doesn't it? 2127 01:47:23,132 --> 01:47:24,873 You beautiful bastard. 2128 01:47:26,440 --> 01:47:28,137 That was for Mr. Beagle. 2129 01:47:30,226 --> 01:47:32,620 Henrietta! Henrietta! 2130 01:47:34,578 --> 01:47:36,537 Henrietta! Henrietta. 2131 01:47:36,624 --> 01:47:38,190 [groaning] 2132 01:47:38,277 --> 01:47:39,453 [Henrietta] Oh! 2133 01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:41,803 Oh. This gives new meaning to be rode hard 2134 01:47:41,890 --> 01:47:43,587 and put away wet. 2135 01:47:43,674 --> 01:47:47,069 That is too much information. But I'm glad you're okay. 2136 01:47:48,462 --> 01:47:49,593 [Henrietta grunts] 2137 01:47:49,680 --> 01:47:51,856 You're one tough old bird, Henrietta. 2138 01:47:51,943 --> 01:47:55,469 Aw! That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 2139 01:47:57,688 --> 01:47:59,821 - We did it. - Who are you? 2140 01:47:59,908 --> 01:48:02,650 - I'm Dr. Grant Walker. - Oh, right, that's right. 2141 01:48:02,737 --> 01:48:04,521 - I remember you now. - We did it together. 2142 01:48:04,608 --> 01:48:06,567 [Denny laughing] 2143 01:48:06,654 --> 01:48:08,917 - Woo-hoo! Yay! - [all laugh] 2144 01:48:09,004 --> 01:48:12,050 [Henrietta] Okay, let's not get too carried away. 2145 01:48:12,834 --> 01:48:14,270 Ah, ow, ow! 2146 01:48:14,357 --> 01:48:16,968 - Oh, my! That's bad! - Ouch! Ow! 2147 01:48:17,055 --> 01:48:18,274 And you have more. 2148 01:48:18,361 --> 01:48:19,928 Yeah, that hurts too. Ow! 2149 01:48:20,015 --> 01:48:21,930 - You're bleeding so much. - Ouch! Oh, my God! 2150 01:48:22,017 --> 01:48:23,342 No one's checked on me this whole time. 2151 01:48:23,366 --> 01:48:24,715 Let's take you to a hospital. 2152 01:48:24,802 --> 01:48:26,214 [Grant] I've been bleeding for a long time. 2153 01:48:26,238 --> 01:48:28,458 I knew those two were fucking. 2154 01:48:30,416 --> 01:48:31,548 [groaning]-Oh. 2155 01:48:32,810 --> 01:48:34,179 - Let me help you there. - You got me? 2156 01:48:34,203 --> 01:48:35,378 Yep. All right. 2157 01:48:35,465 --> 01:48:37,989 Yeah, you're a tough old bird yourself. 2158 01:48:38,076 --> 01:48:40,644 [Denny] Get your hand off my ass now, Henrietta. 2159 01:48:40,731 --> 01:48:42,037 [Henrietta chuckles] 2160 01:48:42,124 --> 01:48:44,256 [Henrietta] Yeah. Let's see if I do. 2161 01:48:44,343 --> 01:48:46,345 [bright music] 2162 01:48:50,828 --> 01:48:51,960 [Grant] Amber. 2163 01:48:52,047 --> 01:48:53,570 [Amber] Hi. 2164 01:48:53,657 --> 01:48:55,485 - [Grant] How are you? - Better now. 2165 01:48:56,834 --> 01:48:59,707 How's, uh... uh... 2166 01:48:59,794 --> 01:49:00,795 What's her name? 2167 01:49:00,882 --> 01:49:02,579 Hannah? 2168 01:49:02,666 --> 01:49:04,973 I don't know, but I do know that I would like 2169 01:49:05,060 --> 01:49:06,061 to kiss you right now. 2170 01:49:06,148 --> 01:49:09,020 [car honking] 2171 01:49:10,805 --> 01:49:13,372 [chuckles] Oh, there's my raptor pack! 2172 01:49:13,459 --> 01:49:14,591 Hey, I want you all to know 2173 01:49:14,678 --> 01:49:16,419 that I'm with Dusty Peters' wife now. 2174 01:49:16,506 --> 01:49:18,987 This is Gina Del Vecchio. 2175 01:49:19,074 --> 01:49:21,163 Hi! It's Ginafer. 2176 01:49:21,250 --> 01:49:22,468 [Denny chuckles] Ginafer! 2177 01:49:22,556 --> 01:49:24,253 - [smooches] - [Gina giggling] 2178 01:49:24,340 --> 01:49:25,646 And those are his kids. 2179 01:49:26,995 --> 01:49:28,779 - They're mine now. - [kids babbling] 2180 01:49:28,866 --> 01:49:31,695 Pipe down back there, Phil! [chuckles] 2181 01:49:31,782 --> 01:49:33,479 Nothing surprises me anymore. 2182 01:49:33,567 --> 01:49:35,307 Yeah, I felt pretty bad about my mistake. 2183 01:49:35,394 --> 01:49:37,658 You know, getting old Dusty eaten and all. 2184 01:49:37,745 --> 01:49:41,226 But, uh, turns out he was, uh, he was pretty abusive. 2185 01:49:41,313 --> 01:49:43,098 You know, like, like really abusive. 2186 01:49:43,185 --> 01:49:44,665 Like total piece of shit abusive. 2187 01:49:44,752 --> 01:49:45,840 Total piece of shit. 2188 01:49:45,927 --> 01:49:47,668 So, it looks like I'm kind of the hero now. 2189 01:49:47,755 --> 01:49:49,278 [chuckling] 2190 01:49:49,365 --> 01:49:50,496 I'm really happy for you. 2191 01:49:52,237 --> 01:49:54,326 So you two were in the same grade? 2192 01:49:54,413 --> 01:49:55,980 Well, you know, they held me back a few. 2193 01:49:56,067 --> 01:49:59,288 All right, I don't wanna keep these lovebirds any longer. 2194 01:49:59,375 --> 01:50:00,657 - We'll see y'all at the wedding. - [giggles] 2195 01:50:00,681 --> 01:50:02,465 - Bye! Nice to meet you. - Bye. 2196 01:50:02,552 --> 01:50:04,423 [Denny] Bye, y'all. Raptor pack! 2197 01:50:04,510 --> 01:50:05,729 [chuckles] 2198 01:50:07,992 --> 01:50:09,124 So... 2199 01:50:10,560 --> 01:50:13,432 Is that a raptor claw in your pocket, or... 2200 01:50:15,478 --> 01:50:17,306 It is. It's a raptor claw. 2201 01:50:17,393 --> 01:50:18,394 [chuckles] 2202 01:50:18,481 --> 01:50:20,657 [screaming] 2203 01:50:20,744 --> 01:50:22,441 ["Someone to Love" by Atomic Tom playing] 2204 01:50:22,528 --> 01:50:26,576 ♪ I wanted someone to love ♪ 2205 01:50:26,663 --> 01:50:31,625 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 2206 01:50:36,542 --> 01:50:38,980 ♪ Burn me up and over ♪ 2207 01:50:39,067 --> 01:50:41,025 [music fades] 2208 01:50:42,723 --> 01:50:44,725 [rustling] 2209 01:50:44,812 --> 01:50:46,770 [ominous music] 2210 01:50:55,170 --> 01:50:56,867 [fly buzzing] 2211 01:51:10,446 --> 01:51:11,926 [screeches] 2212 01:51:15,016 --> 01:51:17,061 [upbeat music] 2213 01:52:02,498 --> 01:52:03,934 Where are we going, mister? 2214 01:53:40,814 --> 01:53:41,945 [gasping] 2215 01:53:42,554 --> 01:53:45,122 [coughing] 2216 01:53:47,429 --> 01:53:49,170 [panting] 155857