Original subtitles

Minions.

Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have.

They go by many names.

Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.

Oh, that one is Norbert.

He's an idiot.

They're all different,

but they all share the same goal.

To serve the most despicable master they could find.

Boss!

Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence.

But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions.

Oh. Hey. Looka!

Cé un banono!

Move on.

Mé. Mé no.

Mé no. Banana!

Miam, miam.

Finding a boss was easy.

But keeping a boss,

there in lies the rub.

Makalo.

Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys.

But they never gave up.

With the emergence of the Stone Age

came the rise of a new species.

Man was very different from the dinosaur.

He was shorter, hairier,

and way, way smarter.

The Minions took an instant liking to man,

and helped him the best they could.

Oh no! No! Té!

La pignata.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Si. Si.

Pala boukére

Poor man.

So trusting, so fragile.

So, so delicious!

Their quest for a boss put the Minions front and center

for some of civilization's most historic moments.

Raa kaba ank!

Anubis!

Hi-yah!

Ancient Egypt held great promise.

Fala tuba!

Ok!

Earthquake!

But it didn't last long.

The Dark Ages were actually fun times.

Their new master had a tendency

to party all night and sleep all day.

Ratch-ooturi?

Le Gateau!

But eventually, the party was over.

They bounced from one evil boss to another,

but they never seemed to find their perfect fit.

One particular employer took their failure very, very badly.

The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving.

Look alé.

And then, when all hope seemed lost,

they found sanctuary.

The Minions were safe!

Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization.

They truly made a life for themselves.

But something just wasn't right.

Pé palatoo.

Malakika.

Pérom malaki.

They felt empty inside.

Without a master, they had no purpose.

They became aimless...

and depressed.

♪ La Mani Batica. ♪

If this continued any longer,

the Minions would perish.

But all was not lost,

for one Minion had a plan.

His name was Kevin.

He was excited to share his idea with the tribe.

He'd been preparing for days, weeks, months.

But now he was ready.

Milika.

Macobato.

Lé... Lé. Lé... Lé. Lé...

Buddies!

Olala.

Taki palawai too.

Makati adi bélévé.

Foka ido mapa inoka?

Kayo paribas.

Yola pindo.

La!

Kevin would leave the cave.

Go back to the outside world,

and he would not return until he had found his tribe

the biggest, baddest villain to serve.

Kiday come me?

But he needed help.

Me!

Me. Hey. Hey. Me coming.

Bob was eager to go,

But Kevin felt he was just not strong enough

for the dangerous journey ahead.

No.

Uno otra minion?

Me!

Chosa me.

Me!

Chosa me.

Hey!

Hey lé copain...

Luckily, someone stepped up.

Hey. Tu la!

Come in.

Me? Me?

Oopla. Thank you.

Truth be told, Stuart had no idea what he was chosen for...

Pakélé!

But was thrilled it made people cheer for him.

Thank you la tota.

Thank you.

♪ Makala... ♪ Hey. Hey...

Uno otro?

Me!

Semi poto. Hey...

Ok.

No otra?

Kevin.

Kevin.

Hey. Choosa me Kevin.

Komay.

Yeah.

Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm,

but mostly lack of other volunteers,

changed Kevin's mind.

Mekota malapé féka.

Youpi-a!

Youpi-a! Youpi-a! Youpi-a!

The tribe said their farewells.

Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time.

Hope.

Kevin! Bob! Stuart!

Buddy. Macolo.

Freind oCéka.

Italis.

Tolatino.

Hey Bob? Tu le komay?

Si, si...

Bye-bye.

Kevin felt pride.

He was going to be the one to save his tribe.

Stuart felt hungry mostly.

He was going to be the one to eat this banana.

And Bob...

Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.

Ok.

Tomato Lapizza delafoka.

Mopa Lakaliva

Finto le boss.

Ok.

Ok.

Lakita le big boss

Alé Bob. Komay.

And they were off.

Off to find their new boss!

Alé Bob!

Kevin?

Le bidou?

Matoka.

Polano la matoka.

Banana?

Stuart? Makalino?

Banana.

Banana!

Stuart!

Stopa!

Bob!

Foka bona.

Jony la bamo. Si. Si...

Ah! La bas.

Etoile rouge, lapati.

Hey. Lapati naki?

No. No. Lapati mano

Lapati mano...

No. No. No.

La chipolata.

Stuart no la chipo...

Oh, look at that one!

Look at that one!

Peace! Make love, not war!

Peace and love!

Booya! Booya! Booya!

Hey, hey, hey.

Takalido cashmi

Booya!

Booya! Booya!

Banana.

Hey! Hey, taxi!

Banana hey!

Look at...

Stuart, hey!

Libido.

Ou es Bob?

Bob!

Bob!

Bob. La Bob!

Our fabulous new range of turtleneck sweaters are now available

in the men's fashion department.

Women's bell bottoms and tie-dye shirts marked down.

Check out our wide selection of go-go boots and miniskirts.

Bob! Cé le Bob! Komay!

Scusa. Scusa.

Ok. Tu va la et yva la bas

Bob!

The store is now closing.

Hey, what are you doing?

Scusa. Scusa.

Bob! Ou le tu?

Bob! Give me that!

Kevin.

Wotomaki laké...

Wotomaki mano.

Le buddy?

Hey! Che la maka!

Che la maka le buddy! Hey! Cé le Bob!

Hey! Le buddy?

Bob?

Bob?

Pawani.

Tulé macumba.

Que paso?

La triba.

Here. Le Tim.

Me Tim.

Thank you.

Ola no, la clota.

Cavadi oskova?

Si. Si...

Emalako.

Melatoni topinanbol.

Nah.

Polecopa potin.

Ok. Ok. Set up.

Dating Game.

Ok. La tropa.

And welcome back to The Dating Game!

Well Jennifer,

have you decided which of these three gentlemen,

you'll go on a date with?

Is it Bob?

Yeah! Go Bob!

Kevin?

Cé la me! Kevin.

Or will it be Stuart?

Yo, Stuart!

Gosh! This is so hard!

They all sounded so cute.

I think I'm gonna go with...

No, no we can to.

La. La. Calmos Stuart.

V.N.C!

You're watching the top-secret Villain Network Channel.

If you tell anyone,

we'll find you.

No les mova!

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Cé la! Cé la finte la big boss!

Attend guest lectures from esteemed villains,

make contacts in the underworld community,

and for the first time anywhere,

Scarlet Overkill!

Evil.

So evil.

Criminal genius!

Hey, a girl's got to make a living!

Move aside, men! Make way.

There's a new bad man in town... Excuse me.

And that man is a woman!

Crime isn't pretty!

It's red hot!

Get to Villain-Con this weekend.

Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue in Orlando, Florida.

So much fun, it's a crime.

Villain-Con. Orlando.

Bello! Orlando?

Blumock.

Hey... Cavatika Orlando?

Hello, papaguena!

Tu le bella comme le papaya.

Pulino Orlando?

Ok. Thank you baby.

Cé par la.

Callo to Orlando!

Papaguena.

Hey, Stuart, comma le.

Oh, yeah! Far out!

Love is the way, brother!

Hey, no, no, no, no Kevin.

Me me do it. Me me do it. Speta.

No, no, no... Me me do it. Me me do it. Speta.

Che le blumock.

Olatino lakapa.

Makalouf palayo.

Hey! Stopa! Stopa!

Stopa!

Tu le do it. Stopa!

Stopa!

Stopa!

Stopa!

Stopa!

Makaro.

Té do it to me.

Makaro!

Stuart le bisetto.

Oh, Walter, look!

These adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando, too!

Yeah, I see that!

Hey, Walter Junior!

What's happening?

Tina. Hi!

Binky.

What do you say we give these fellows a ride?

Yay! New friends!

All aboard the Nelson Express!

You, one-eye! You're sitting next to me!

Ok. Me Kasos

Stuart no aqui!

Glad we came along before some weirdos picked you up!

Who wants apple slices?

Apple.

Oh, you, too!

Growing boy like creatures need their strength.

Ok.

Me makati.

Heck, yeah!

Thanks, man!

All righty!

Who needs to stretch their legs?

Yeah! Yes! Me, me, me!

Sweet! You guys wait here, we'll be right back.

Ok, Nelsons, let's do this!

Potakino?

Go, go, go!

Okey-dokey. On the road again.

Dad! We got company!

It's because I tripped the alarm.

I stink!

Hey, we all make mistakes, sugarplum.

You're still learning.

What?

Your father's right, Tina. Reload!

He wasn't this good at being evil overnight!

Reload! Your time's coming.

It's jammed!

Ok, who did that?

Cé Stuart!

But, but...

That was great!

Thank you.

Give tome. Give tome. Give tome.

Say fellas.

Can we get personal for just a second?

Why are you going to Orlando?

Topalino arrabiata?

Come on. You can tell us.

You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?

Si. Villain-Con.

Villain-Con!

So many bad guys in the car.

What fun! I knew it!

I knew you were villains! Didn't I, honey?

What a small world!

Hope we're not in rival gangs.

Binky! Joke!

Hey, babies?

Oka lito.

Toooo.

Oka vichyay.

Yay.

Ito vano.

Su chyay.

Yeah.

Hey! Les Boss!

Big Boss! Papa ikatrouvé.

Big Boss! Les finto les boss!

Big Boss!

Les pasCé par la.

When we get to Orlando,

I'm gonna get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine!

Dumo the Sumo!

Sumo?

Oh Kevin, you don't wanna work for him!

He ate his last henchmen!

Frankie Fish Lips.

He lives in the ocean.

Eli Le boss?

Can you breathe underwater?

So. So...

Look at her!

Scarlet Overkill!

The coolest super-villain, like, ever!

She started out as your average little girl,

braces, pigtails.

But by the time she was 13,

she built a criminal empire!

If I was a Minion, that's who I'd want to work for!

Scarlet Popapeil.

Here we are!

Beautiful Orlando!

Yeah! We're here!

Orlando!

Hey, gang, watch this!

Welcome to Billy Bob's Bait Shop. How can I help you?

Yeah, hi.

We're here for, so much fun, it's a crime.

Ola.

Villain Con! La Villain Con!

Alright! Here we go!

Well, this is it!

I wanna tell you, and I really, I mean this.

I really appreciate what you did back there with the cops. Really!

Dad! It's Frankie Fish Lips!

I can smell him from here!

Junior! Get my camera!

Good luck in there, boys!

I hope you find what you're looking for.

Bye! Avidazen!

Yupaki mala Villain Con!

Yeah! Villain Con!

Any evil talents?

Not bad.

What about you? Any evil talents?

Hello.

♪ La, la, la. La, la, la. ♪

That's not evil or a talent.

No?

I'm sorry!

But I'm not looking for any more servants,

for I, Professor Flux,

have invented the world's first time machine!

Every time I visit the future,

I bring my future self back to help me.

Hello!

Move that over there,

Professor Flux from two weeks from now.

As you can see, I don't need any help.

Oh, way to go, guys.

We killed the original!

Please!

Villain-Con presents our keynote speaker,

Scarlet Overkill!

The world's first female super-villain!

Appearing right now in Hall H!

Hey! Buddies!

Ma puta la Scarlet Popapiel! Scarlet?

Komay! Komay!

Are you ready...

for Scarlet Overkill!

Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?

Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet! Yes!

Awesome!

La bella.

Thank you!

Scarlet! Scarlet!

Thank you so much!

Ok.

When I started out, people said a woman

could never rob a bank as well as a man!

Well...

times change!

I love you, Scarlet!

Look at all those faces out there!

We are all so different!

But we have one thing in common.

We were born with flippers!

No?

Just me?

Ok.

We have big dreams,

and we will do anything to make them come true!

Have any of you ever dreamt,

of working for the greatest super-villain of all time?

Well,

what if I were to tell you,

that I am looking for new henchmen?

Hey. Le Boss. Le care about you.

I truly believe somewhere out there

is a villain with the potential to serve greatness!

And it could be any of you.

Although, let's not kid ourselves.

Truly, the only men for this job,

are Kevin and his Minions!

Ten times the evil

in half the package! I am just in awe!

Let's hear it for Kevin.

He saved his tribe!

Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!

Kevin! Kevin! Kevin... Hey! Kevin. Hey. Hey!

Matata la mocha.

So,

how should we do this?

You see this tiny little trinket?

Well, just take it from my hand and you've got the job.

No big deal, it's almost too simple.

Oh, come on! Don't be afraid.

Just take the stone and get that job!

Come on!

Ok.

Ok.

That job is mine!

Now go easy on me.

Love the costume!

K.O. Libidé.

So cool!

Kevin!

Oh no, Stuart!

Le Dobido!

Tim!

Is no one good enough?

Tim! Labi Coka.

I got it! I got it!

Didn't my speech inspire anyone,

to rise up and prove themselves worthy?

All these villains and yet I still have the... bear.

Stuffed bear! Why am I holding a bear?

Who has the ruby?

Who are you my...

knights in shining denim?

Me le Kevin. La Cé Stuart.

Yo. Et la le Bob.

Minions.

That was incredible!

Behold!

The last creatures you'd expect to win the day,

have emerged victorious!

Everyone, meet my new henchmen.

The Minions!

Kobaya!

Kobaya! Kobaya!

Hey! I know those guys!

I gave them a ride here!

Buckle up, boys!

Next stop, England.

Kivala.

Una!

Due!

Una. Due. Tre.

♪ Frivida, Frivida ♪

♪ Bacalo Nilota Lepida ♪

♪ Inibari No Nefu Lefri ♪

♪ Lébono A Vei Duri ♪

♪ Dorumé Sabaco ♪

♪ Laderé Laderé Labora ♪

Bello?

Hey, hey, Kevin.

Hé?

Le Boss in England?

Nah! Ou le finto le boss!

Speta.

♪ Frivida ♪

♪ Frivida ♪

♪ Frivida ♪

Bello Kevin?

Tu le dissay England?

Le Boss, si.

Kevin, what the dil?

Bello? Bello?

Que passa?

Bello?

Here we go! There.

By the way, I really like your bear.

Herb! My baby!

You know I am!

How'd it go?

Were you evil?

So evil!

A little bird dropped this off today.

I missed you!

H.

It's me, I'm the H.

Also, there was no bird.

Also me.

Herb, seriously,

I wanna dig up that William Shakespeare

so he can see what true writing is.

I love it!

That works out because I love...

Well, I love...

too.

Te lovo.

Oh, boys,

could you come here, please?

Meet my husband, Herb.

Inventor, super genius, fox.

Herb, these are the new recruits.

Kevin, Stuart, and that cute little one is Bob.

Bello! Paratikota.

Right on! You guys are crazy little and way yellow,

and I dig that!

Sweet, man!

Coolos!

I know, right?

Just a few things I stole to help fill the void.

La mega ukelele.

Checking out my can?

We stole that because finally someone

expressed my love of soup in painting form.

Ok, listen up!

It is time to get down to business.

Do you know who this is?

La cucaracha?

This is Queen Elizabeth,

ruler of England.

I love England.

The music, the fashion.

I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.

Polin tafigi Stuart.

Anyway, this pale drink of water oversees it all.

I'm her biggest fan, love her work!

And I really, really, really want her crown.

Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true.

Respect! Power!

Banana!

Banana!

Ola cino. Teremdo!

Hey! Doli.

Dola koing...

There is si, si...

Té fink lek hé...

Se para! Avanti!

Ponachi polatola. Hey! Over there.

Olala!

No! Oh, oh. No.

Don't get too close, boys.

When it's completed, it'll be my ultimate weapon.

But right now, it's leaking radiation.

Like you would not believe!

So, you're here,

for gear.

Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.

Si?

You get my far-out stretch suit.

Kevin, Kev-bo, Seventh Kevin,

you are the proud owner,

of my lava lamp gun.

This baby shoots actual lava!

Matamé.

Pretty cool, right?

And finally, Stu.

Stu-art,

Stu-perman,

Beef Stu.

I got you the coolest invention,

probably ever.

Patel...

Hypno-hat!

You can use it to hypnotize anyone.

Anyone!

You look so great!

I feel like a proud mama with three,

dashing evil sons.

Uh, Scarlet. Scarlet.

Yamali kaput. Yamali...

No, no. Don't say anything.

I won't understand.

It's getting late. You've had a big day,

you must be exhausted!

These cats are pumped!

Well, maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story?

How does that sound, Bob?

Bob! Bob! Bob!

Bedtime porry?

That is a groovy idea!

I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.

This is gonna be so fun!

Et la bedtime porry?

Oh, yes, I've got a really, really good bedtime porry.

Once upon a time,

there were three little pigs.

One fateful day,

the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf...

who had a wonderful surprise for them!

The wolf offered the three piggies and all their friends

a job working for her.

Everyone would be so happy!

All the three little piggies had to do

was just steal one little crown

that the beautiful wolf had wanted

ever since she was a penniless little street cub,

unloved and abandoned.

But that crown would mean she was a princess,

and everybody loves a princess!

So the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown.

But the little pigs weren't up to the challenge.

They failed their mission.

So the wolf,

huffed and puffed,

and she blew them off the face of the earth!

The end.

Good luck getting that crown tomorrow, little piggies.

I know you won't disappoint me.

Ok.

Para cota la crowna

Scarlet.

Which way is the loo, please?

Oh, thank you.

Poré la macina.

Come me, dupla.

Bello.

Tres please.

You're not allowed in without an adult.

Scram, hooligans!

Taboka.

Hey man. Oula.

Stuart delato.

How many tickets, please?

Three please.

Uno, please. Uno.

Enjoy yourself, love.

Thank you!

It was nowhere near Hyde Park!

Bob's your uncle.

Cé pa labas. Ok.

Opla.

Ok.

Looka.

Ok. Come me.

Hey!

What are you doing here?

Pasteka.

This is a restricted area!

Hands in the air!

No.

Lemme do ay.

♪ Boli Kano ♪

Stop that!

♪ Mache Laro Zenpao ♪

Get back!

♪ Boke Lato Pachi ♪

♪ Oh Pela Chobi ♪

♪ Machi ♪

♪ Hop Lapoy Chibé ♪

♪ Pinko Kabé ♪

♪ Bochi Bachi ♪

♪ Tuchiba Chipuchi ♪

♪ Machola Bachopa ♪

♪ Buklabé Chalola ♪

♪ Hop Lachi, Hop Lacha ♪

♪ Bachoma Chola Sikabé ♪

♪ Bacho Bacha ♪

♪ Hoo Le Makalola ♪

Yeah.

Pestop. Get bak on me.

Topilano la Crowna!

Comme!

Soup a I'onion?

So...

You came for the Queen's crown, did you?

Well, you're gonna have to get through me!

The Keeper of the Crown!

You think it's funny to mock the elderly, do ya?

Si.

I've been up here for decades,

just waiting for someone to try

and steal the Queen's treasure!

Ok. Me le do ay.

♪ Boli Kano ♪

What are you saying? Never mind, don't care!

Oh no.

Plano palatére!

Oh, no, you don't!

Oh, flipping heck!

What's going on?

Spila, la crowna polani!

Polani! Ayoobo!

Bob, prakash!

La crowna.

La crowna. Speeda.

Hello!

Speeda! Comeriga!

Hey! Looka me!

Hello!

Stone the crows!

Stop him, lads! Wait!

Go for the legs!

Gordon Bennett!

Kevin!

The Queen's been kidnapped, Sarge!

Blimey!

Yea. Yea.

Stuart!

Boo-Ya!

Yea. Yea.

What's going on?

Bello!

Oh, my goodness!

Gve me la crowna!

La crowna! No!

Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, dear!

You scoundrel! After them!

Stop the blighter!

Go on, grab him!

Cor, blimey!

One of England's most famous myths has become a reality

as a new king has been crowned.

Bob, who appears to be a bald,

jaundiced child,

has pulled the famed sword right from its stone,

which, legend dictates, makes him the new king.

Tiny yellow traitor!

England! England! England!

Cut!

Hey Bob. Lapicachi.

Merci picalata.

Hello, King Bob.

Welcome to Buckingham Palace.

No.

What's the matter, Your Majesty?

Whatever's bothering you, we can make it right.

Just name it!

Buddies.

Buddies.

Buddies.

Buddies.

Voila.

Maca machoulé.

Oh spida.

Salamanko!

Una, Due. Una, Due.

King Bob!

Long live the king!

King Bob!

Bravo.

Como les poto lelaci?

Medité.

Locola pati.

Bob lakino.

Lapa lemaki apouketé.

Layo no!

Labidiba no banana.

Babooka la muji.

La muji.

So.

Iso bito lame dandué.

Lapaté.

Yes he come on.

Patooté!

Ola?

King Bob!

King Bob! Wait!

King Bob!

Yay kitori!

Yes, King Bob.

King Bob?

King Bob?

Ah Claire.

Humm Tiffany.

Mi bellas.

How dare you!

Scarlet!

Don't you Scarlet me, you backstabbing little traitors!

Using Herb's invention to steal my crown?

I feel used. Not gonna lie.

You stole my dream!

I was going to conquer England someday!

There was gonna be a coronation,

and I was going to be made Queen.

Every moment was planned.

I'd wear a dress so sparkly, it glowed!

And everyone who ever doubted me,

would be watching and they would be crying!

I was going to be the picture of elegance and class!

And you pinheads screwed it up!

No, no, no. La crowna, para tu.

No, no, no, King Bob! You cannot just abdicate the throne!

Who invited the square?

And you definitely cannot just give the job to this woman!

There are laws!

Laws!

Makati laws!

La keena pota Scarlet po papeil!

King Bob has officially changed the law,

Clearing the way for Scarlet Overkill

to be crowned Queen of England!

She will be coronated at London's historic Westminster Abbey.

If I wasn't so polite,

I'd say this spells certain doom for the country,

if not the world.

But I'm so very polite,

that I shall keep my mouth shut.

But, seriously,

we're all in big trouble.

Scarlet! Scarlet!

I don't have time to answer any questions.

I just want to thank the Minions

for going above and beyond the call of duty.

You are three tiny, golden...

pill shaped miracle workers,

and you have stolen not just England,

but my heart.

Scarlet, over here!

Scarlet! Scarlet! Shana tova, le buddies?

Pardon me? La triba!

So many!

Good for you!

Well, you'll all get what you deserve.

Save. Lookati pati save.

Fiesta. Big fiesta. Pado!

♪ Hey. Hey. Les Minions. ♪

♪ Tobe Palatika Telani ♪

♪ Tucacu Pilitaku ♪

♪ Cinetulu Pati ♪

♪ Kunapa Latupa Cigung ♪

♪ Tobe Palatika Telani ♪

♪ Tucacu Pilitaku ♪

♪ Cinetulu Pati ♪

Go ahead, go ahead.

Blumock.

I don't want you to take this the wrong way,

but I hate you.

I thought I could get over what you did,

but I feel so betrayed.

I think.

Yes, I think we're gonna have to break up.

And it's not you.

Wait, hold on.

It is you. It's 100% you!

N... N... N... No! No!

So get comfortable, Minions.

Get real, real comfortable.

Because this is where you're going to spend

the rest of your worthless little lives.

Alright!

Let's do this!

Moca le Herb!

Who's this handsome Herb fella?

No, my name is Blerb.

I'm a dungeon master.

Prepare for torture, which I do!

Alright, are we comfy?

Doesn't matter! This is torture!

Sa blesse? No, no. O onion

Harder than I thought.

Next machine!

Welcome to Hang Town!

Population? You!

Patala. Patala.

Cut it out! This is really unprofessional!

There's no laughing in the dungeon!

I wanna see tears and I wanna hear screams,

or I'm gonna get... Wait!

Hey!

I've got a groovy idea!

Look at this!

Hello! Will the future king, Herb Overkill,

please come upstairs to prepare for the coronation?

Well, I hope you learned your lesson for today.

Si. Buena!

And by the way,

it was me, Herb, the whole time!

I don't even know anyone named Blerb.

Se pala!

I am hours away from becoming the Queen of England!

I know! It's a gas!

I will finally get my crown. Yeah.

It's all I've ever wanted.

I'm going to be so happy.

But,

let me ask you something, Fabrice.

Does that look like this to you?

Mrs. Overkill,

the hair in that picture, it's just two wavy lines!

So, what, now you're an art critic?

I drew that when I was five years old!

Get out of my sight!

Bye, Fabrice!

I liked him. He was fun.

So, what do you think of the dress?

Oh, it's so beautiful.

So fashion-forward.

So Valentino.

Gave it a sweetheart neckline because you're my sweetheart.

The high collar and cinched waist reflect a simpler,

more violent time.

The material is a blend of taffeta and high-density body armor.

Fully armed and loaded.

And that glow, that's nuclear.

Nice. Just one more thing to do.

Gotta look good for the public.

Do you mind?

My pleasure.

Little tighter, sweetie. Come on, I can take it.

Little tighter.

Tighter!

Must have tiny waist.

Seeing stars, seeing stars!

Losing feeling in my legs.

Perfect! Tie it, tie it, tie it, tie it.

Salami lapoleco.

Bob, Stuart.

What? Képané.

Me helpa! Me helpa!

Me helpa! Me helpa! Me helpa!

Taka gardé!

Helpa me! Helpa me!

Bello.

Poochy, poochy koo! Poochy.

Cé par la. Atin go.

Cé pala. Una otra.

Fissa. Fissa.

Bob, la pugna. La pugna.

Hey Kevin. Looka!

Para la Scarlet!

Marita Lodi.

Ah. Speca.

Porry Scarlet.

La.

Enjoydi con la Boss. Comme.

Poochi makali.

Ok.

Ma Cé la.

Yaka upla.

I love you, Scarlet!

Queen wave. Queen wave!

Queen waving!

I am so, so excited! This is perfect!

Everyone looks so nice!

Oh, you are just adorable!

Oh, yes!

And that music.

Who is that organist? She is good!

Right? She looks like an Edna.

Edna, you are very good! Who was that?

Thanks for doing this, padre.

Big fan.

Come here, let me squeeze you!

Oh, you are so squishy!

Cé la. La Scarlet

Les pastra mi acqui.

Go, go, go!

Pa me head.

Me la bas.

Me la bas?

Me le Poochy.

Le poochy, sayonara! Komay!

Ciao, le poochy.

Machiavelli.

♪ Favia Pola ♪

♪ Cheli Velo ♪

♪ Perapa Vostra ♪

♪ Pati... ♪ Bob komay!

Stuart!

Ok. La comme parla dotCé.

Will you to your power,

cause law and justice...

Komay la popati.

Scusa. Scusa, ok.

Stopa! Tu es stupid ou koi?

In mercy...

Oh no, no.

Do you, Scarlet Overkill...

Cé bona! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

No!

Komay. Komay. Komay topalof.

Me tepof.

I proclaim thee Scarlet Overkill,

the Queen of England!

Kevin!

Scarlet!

Scarlet, my Queen?

Somebody help me!

Komay. Komay. Come on!

Come on! Lift on two.

One, two!

One, two!

Palado papaya.

One, two!

Scarlet! You're ok!

He tried to kill me!

No! Pa la poli.

Villains, this is no longer a coronation!

It is an execution!

Get them!

Nelly! Run, fellas, run!

Come back here, you!

Kesako?

Kevin! You're mine!

Stuart!

La pati!

Didoli!

Kurry up! Kurry!

Hey! I got one!

Tortilla!

Paraké.

Ti poochy.

Stuart? Bob?

Pata amico pati.

Oh hey? Buddies?

Mind the gap.

Mind the gap.

England! England! England! England! England!

Mind the gap.

He won't get away!

He won't escape us!

What about this one?

Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

To get her teeth crowned.

La Queena.

Tell us another one, Lizzy!

Bello.

It's you.

Everyone, this is one of the little fellows

who stole the monarchy from me.

And how's that working out for you?

Scarlet lépamo, la papaouté.

Oh, yes, yes, I saw what was going on on the telly.

Hey telly?

What was meant to be the coronation of Scarlet Overkill

has gone terribly wrong as... Move!

Kevin, Kevin,

I know you're out there.

You think you've gotten away?

Well, what do we have here?

Bello.

Oh, my goodness! Bob. Stuart!

Which one shall I kill first?

Little Bob?

Stuart?

Bob!

Stuart!

I will do it Kevin,

if you are not back here by dawn!

Oh, my!

No! Bacou.

Les buddies!

Les pata Scarlet.

There he is!

Follow me!

Whooda man?

Harder! It's just my head.

No.

This way! Let's get him!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Ultimate weapon initiated.

Activation in three, two, one.

Bello.

Les buddies.

This is it, boys!

Things do not look good for you.

And I'm keeping the bear.

Tim! Tim!

You're not gonna need him where you're going.

Heaven.

Bye-bye. Say bye-bye, Bob. Bye-bye!

Come makano.

Stepa the noisy.

Wait, what?

How did he...

Hold my bear.

Polama.

Kevin!

Labato! Labato!

Labato?

So, that's your plan?

Make yourself a bigger target?

Una scoli?

Ke... Ke... Kevin?

Hey! Cé Kevin!

Kevin! Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.

Makalo.

And so help me,

I never wanna see another one of your goofy, bug-eyed faces ever again!

Scarlet! Scarlet! What?

Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet!

Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Oh no, you don't!

And just for the record, my little deviled eggs,

you can thank Kevin for what I'm about to do to you!

Kevin!

Tony.

Micky.

Buddies!

Kevin! Mazeta.

Kevin! Kevin!

Enough!

This ends now!

Kevin!

You imbecile!

Have fun exploding!

Baby!

What's the rush?

Got to get out of here!

Let us go!

No, no, no, no!

Ke... Ke... Ke...

Kevin!

Ak la tro tar

Hey. Te, le poochy.

Poochy.

Looka tempura.

Kevin la tro tar.

Simon Cé.

Looka adoo!

Adoo!

Kevin!

Stuart?

Bob? Si?

Ok.

La ziva vite. Komay.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are here today to celebrate,

the Minions!

The country owes you a great debt of gratitude.

Bob. Me?

You were a wise and noble king for all of eight hours.

So for you,

I offer this tiny crown for your teddy bear, Tim.

Tri makasi. Tri makasi.

Oh, very good, Bob!

Oh, spectacular!

I'm so proud of you boys!

Oh, Stuart.

Ah, poirel!

For you,

I have this beautiful,

super-duper, incredible...

snow globe!

Poglobe?

And look, look,

hours of excitement!

Yippee... gracias

Stuart,

we're just messing with you!

Don't be mad at me,

it was Kevin's idea.

Kevin?

We have a much better surprise for you!

Un supa mega ukulele.

Coolos!

Malatapa mingpokerechun perena poglob.

Thank you.

Right.

And finally, Kevin!

Si, mala Queena?

You are a hero of the highest order.

For your bravery and valor,

I am knighting you.

From here on out,

you are Sir Kevin.

Well done.

What a beautiful moment!

Koobaya! Koobaya!

The nation, nay, the world was celebrating Kevin, Stuart and Bob.

The last few thousand years were rough, no question,

but things were finally going their way!

Kevin had never been more proud.

But something was missing.

Yes, good show, good show!

My crown is gone!

It's gone!

Blimey!

She's lost the crown! Oh, my days!

Chabalico.

Scarlet hey!

Potaco.

Patun chulaca.

Hey!

They took everything from me!

My castle!

My reputation!

Things look bleak, baby, I'm not gonna lie!

But now, at leas I have my crown!

Child,

give me that back.

No, I don't think so!

You have no idea who you're messing with!

I am the greatest super-villain of all time!

Were you?

Buddies! Komay! Komay!

Looka!

Cé le Boss.

Cé le Boss.

Komay!

Get back!

Are you really going to allow that little penguin

to make off with my crown?

Herb.

I'm done.

Hey. Hey. Scarlet.

Té.

For me?

Si, para tu.

Bye bye

Le Boss!

And that is how the Minions found their new boss.

He was cunning, he was evil, he was perfect.

He was...

despicable.

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Patalo. Patalo.

Banana.

Banana.

Banana.

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Hey! Komay!

Cheese.

Cheese.

Cheese.

Lou. Lou. Lou. Lou. Lou. Lou.

Poochy!

Hey!

Poochy!

Poochy!

Poochy.

Poochy.

Poochy.

Hey! Come back here!

Freeze ray!

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