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You're the only person that I've ever... I don't talk like this. No, it's okay.

I feel like I'm coming apart.

I think about you all the time, Nikki.

And I try not to.

You're in every song I listen to.

I thought maybe... Well,

I realize who you are.

In the afternoon, in the past, you were the one to call.

Even when I didn't have anything to say and we just sat there.

So I keep telling myself, don't tell her. She's too good.

Chill.

You lose her.

No, stop.

Okay, that was cringy. Oh, my God, I knew it.

I'm so sorry. I thought it was gross. Okay, this time I'm... No, I'm not doing

it again, dude. That was so embarrassing.

Yeah, yeah, that would freak me out.

Nikki would vomit. You told me to pour my heart out. You know how vulnerable I

just got?

I underestimated you. What if you got her something nice?

No, don't get her anything.

You've got to be way less happy with Nikki, okay? She doesn't like that shit.

She doesn't.

Flowers, a candy that she said she likes.

Okay.

Thank you.

What?

Thank you.

You want me to go?

If you want. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm sorry that I made you do that. No, it's okay.

You're okay.

You're good.

Oh, my God. Dude, that was so embarrassing.

I can't believe.

Well, thank God I did it. That was awful.

Thank you for that.

Have you ever actually flirted with Nikki?

Invite romance.

Invite romance?

Playfully meet with her.

Playfully meet, yeah, but bring up Freaky Nikki.

You want me to call her Freaky Nikki?

You know, she's sensitive. Remember when you used to get bullied and everybody

called you Freaky Nikki?

She'd be like, oh my god!

Just to say, Nikki, I think we should grab a drink sometime.

Yeah, grab a drink sometime.

She always invites you.

Yeah. I asked you guys not to come to trivia for one night. You can't ask her

out of trivia, Barrett. You can't. I'm not going to let you. It's a good,

organic time to ask. I love trivia night. It's all I have. I wake up every

Wednesday, rock hard, thinking about trivia.

You can't turn. Our weekly gatherings, camaraderie, and skill in India are

years late.

All you have is time.

Does she mean as much to you? I know she does.

Sandy?

Sandy?

No.

No, no, no.

Thank you.

Good day off. Oh, yeah, definitely.

You work so hard.

You know I do.

Oh, what time are you showing up tonight? I wanted to cue the spot early.

Oh.

Um, I'll... I don't think I'm going to make it tonight, actually.

I don't think I can tonight. I'm just catching up on some stuff.

Are you okay?

No, I just dropped my crystal necklace down the drain.

Oh, shit.

Sorry.

Why would she even say that?

Hey, where's the clothing stand? Let me know if you need anything.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

Yeah, I know. Ryan was saying that, too. I'm not the only one.

I know.

Hey, sorry, I do need help.

Do you have crystal necklaces?

Yeah, yeah, here, let me show you.

No, honestly, because that's what I was saying before. Like, what? What are you

even talking about?

Oh, my God, that's crazy.

What? No, hold on a second.

This is all we have.

Yeah, each rock has its own kind of unique energy and whatever. So the

is for calmness, clarity, and then the rose quartz attracts light.

Love and shit. What's one that's, like, good energy, like, good vibe?

Probably the Citrine. I mean, it's basically sunshine and a rock.

Okay. Yeah.

Let me know if you need anything else.

Sunshine and a rock. Well, no, because yesterday at lunch, Becca was being,

like, such a, yeah.

Nikki, we hate that.

No, that's what I'm saying.

Yeah, well, they've been pretty popular since they put them out. You know,

everybody wants a leash.

Well, it's not for me, so... Okay, well, don't come back complaining.

Do people complain about these? Well, they're kind of, like, collectibles, so

some people don't open them, but the people who do, you know, come back and

complain.

It's a scam.

Hey, man, we're not scammers. No, no, I don't mean that you're a scammer. I'm

just like, why do they complain? Because they're mad because it doesn't work?

Yeah, or whatever.

Or it doesn't work and, like, ruins their life.

Or they die. I wish they were dead.

We're good.

Yeah, you could write a review. This is going to be a...

I thought you got an elusor. No, I said I wanted an elusor. Sorry.

Don't have a shot.

Good. Sorry, I just don't want you to get in trouble. I know, babe. I love

What the fuck are you guys doing?

Uh, I was over it. I was over it.

Can we focus up? This is very serious to me.

Great idea. Thank you.

stuff on the phone today? A lot. I did a lot of really important things.

That's mean.

I did my tactics.

You watch TV all day.

Wow.

Are you serious?

That's serious.

I feel like you, like, should have mentioned that or something.

Not have walked away? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Um, you were saying something.

Yeah, what were you saying?

I was just saying, um, I... I'll call you later.

I didn't realize we were all taking a field trip this morning.

We're going to Greedo's. No, please. I just want to go home.

You're saying no to karaoke?

I'm saying no to bad singers and table talks when I just want to go home.

Please. All right, so who's going to dance when I send Shady the whole joint?

I'm going to dance when I send Shady the whole joint.

Wait, Ian, what's your G like?

Fuck that.

Sarah will sing. Give me a G.

What the fuck was that? No, Sarah sucks.

Take me home. I just want to go to bed. I had a long day. I don't want to go to

the next fucking bar with you guys.

I can take you home.

You're a real piece of work, man.

Thank you. You have to go.

Fuck that. I'm too tired.

Does anybody have cash?

I think I have a 20.

I'll pay you back.

You can't have it.

Great.

See you later, Bear. All right, Bear. Let's get the fuck out of here. All

Let's go. Fuck these losers.

Go be fucked up. Yeah, Bear. Fuck you.

I'm not happy there.

I mean, it's just a job, Nikki.

Yeah, well, I want to write.

I mean, you are.

No, I feel like I need a big life change. I'm not feeling love, and I want

feel love. I want to bring the story to life.

Love?

So it's a romance?

No, it's not a romance. It's a love story.

Isn't that the same thing?

Let me forget. I got you something.

What?

You'll see.

Ew, no.

Why does that make me nervous?

I don't know.

That's an odd reaction.

You're laughing about me all day today.

How do you feel about that?

You're asking if I have feelings for Sarah? I'm asking how you feel about

and if how you feel about her is I'm a crush on her. Okay.

I like her as a friend.

Are you so fucking lucky?

Yeah, she is.

When I have a crush on a guy, no one knows.

Can I ask you, um... Ugh.

I lost my train of thought.

Good night.

Good night. What else?

Hey, do you remember in Mr. Lando's class when, um, I broke my mouthpiece

was like, you know, really pissed me off that day and told me you had an extra

one.

And then you gave me yours, but, like... Here, Lando likes me.

You run the rest.

Good night!

Night, Freaky Nikki.

Ew, don't call me that.

I know, I was kidding.

You know I don't like that. Sorry.

I know I'm sorry.

Do you like me?

What? Because if you do, now's the time to tell me.

friend. Okay.

Good. Good night.

Oh, fuck.

These friends of yours.

Hey, I just had a blooper.

Did you have something for me?

Um, yeah.

I left it at home.

Okay.

Um, I can bring it to work tomorrow.

Hey, good night.

Maybe you want to come inside?

I mean, I did just lose my cat there.

You lost your cat?

Oh, wait.

Uh, I mean, I mean, you lost your cat.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

You should be... Do you want to come inside, or...

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah.

What the fuck? Dean, what the fuck?

Are you okay?

I'm acting so weird.

This is so weird.

What the fuck?

No.

What? No, no.

What are you doing?

I know what you're trying to do.

Nikki, no.

Why are you getting in my car?

Let's go to your place.

You are honestly freaking me out.

Oh, God, no.

I have never seen you act like this before.

What the fuck is wrong? I must be.

You should go home.

Where do you want to go?

Thank you.

What do you mean?

No, no, just you.

I like it here.

I'm sorry I was weird. No, you don't need to apologize.

Just take all the space and time that you need.

Okay?

Please?

Please, I'll get up my head all night.

God,

I need you.

I'm going to die right after.

I think you've got to be around.

What the fuck was that? No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no. Nikki, what the fuck was that? I don't know. I

just... Can we sleep?

I'm sorry.

You don't have to be sorry. It's just... Shit, you made me feel like I did

something you didn't like. No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I just... I thought I saw something. Oh, my God. It was a panic

attack. What?

It was a panic attack.

Really? Yeah.

I'm just so -

What were you doing?

I was just coming back.

Family whiskey?

Why would

that be good?

Okay.

What the fuck?

What did you say to her? I didn't fuck with you. I saw you come in together.

Yeah, cool.

Did you sleep over? By the way, you gotta clock in.

What are you afraid of? Sarah?

Just pretend the group left.

I think he's going through something.

What? I don't know. You're talking super fucking weird. Like, what?

Is she okay?

No.

Did she tell you what's wrong?

Sort of, but I ain't anymore.

Well, what the fuck is it?

I don't know, let her tell you. Don't fucking bring it up and then don't tell

you fucking asshole. Her dad has cancer.

Really? That's what you told me?

Her dad in Washington that she doesn't care about. It's still hers, I guess.

I don't know. I think it's more than that.

It's a little breakdown or something. Make sure you freak out and you're going

to miss it now.

What the fuck? Are you joking?

I didn't tell her.

What? I didn't tell her. She was kidding.

That's what I'm saying. No, exactly.

Does that make sense?

I don't know, dude. I think she was serious about it.

She was crying. Yes.

And she was like, no, that's normal.

It was terrifying. It was, like, psychotic.

I don't know. And then she wanted me to, like, cuddle and sleep with her. Did

you? No.

Damn, you fucked up. I did, though. I'm so fucking poor. She was freaking me

out.

Did she use a lullaby again?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Ah, dude, it sounds like she was on fucking lullaby.

Damn, she made me come to the doctor.

Don't be weird. Chill the fuck out. I'm going to need you to play Moon Graver on

the piano. Hey there.

Hey there.

Sarah, honey, can we stop?

All right, come on, guys.

Dude,

I need a fucking drink after that shit.

See ya.

I looked at, like, three different websites and, like, I think she was...

you talk to her?

Yeah, I did.

What'd she say?

So I'm really sorry about last night. Ian told me you were freaked out.

I'm just glad I didn't be there, I guess.

Yeah, so I probably shouldn't have taken anything.

So I was on MDMA and

wasted. That's okay.

Do you remember?

So if I was weird, that's why. And my dad made me a mess, and so I did things

probably wouldn't have done otherwise. And I'm not saying that you took

advantage of me. Nikki, I didn't know you were in front.

That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that. Not saying what?

You took advantage of me.

I don't think... I didn't. I know, that's why I'm saying you didn't.

Okay, good.

I just, um, don't like to... I really like what we have,

and I want to be honest about some things.

And it's really important for me. Okay, um, you know, I get it.

I get it.

I know you like me there.

No,

I...

Would

it freak you out if I said yes?

It just happened over time. It started during Christmas.

I don't know.

It's just been less than I thought it would be good.

So, what do you want to do? I mean, I've never really asked.

That's not all your fault. I mean, I'm kind of private, I guess.

You guess?

I've been told.

By who?

Yeah, you.

Call me up.

You did?

Call me and close the book.

Well, I guess the good thing about a closed book is I get to read it from the

start.

Mm -hmm. Oh.

Profile. Profile.

Profile.

I looked into Nicky's dad having cancer, and he's healthy as a baby.

He's gonna work, like, every day.

I don't know, her attention.

I called the hospital she told me about, and they didn't even know what I was

talking about.

You know, I always got your back on that stuff.

Apparently, Nicky and Sarah had a conversation about you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It was my mom and then it was mine.

It's supposed to bring you confidence and willpower, so now you can be a food

critic.

Why are you giving it to me?

Bear, I love you so, so, so, so, so much.

I don't think I could live without you.

You love me more than anyone else.

Then why does that matter?

Thank you.

I'm wearing my sweater off.

Come back to bed?

Just come back to bed.

Please.

We're standing, okay?

ha ha ha

not do that.

Can we talk about

last night?

I know.

I know. I know. It's kind of weird.

Right?

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Okay, good, because if I'm being honest, it was terrifying.

Oh, God.

I'm so sorry. I had a bad dream, and I just...

Will you promise me something?

Yes.

Don't know weird stuff.

All right.

No more watching me while I sleep.

Moving weird.

I didn't promise, and I'm so sorry that it even happened.

Okay. Okay. So, we're good? We're good. We're good.

Forget it. All right.

Oh, God, I'm going to miss you.

I wish I was scheduled today.

No, no, just enjoy your day off.

Maybe I can pop by.

No, no, just make yourself at home.

Like, people have no patience.

It's so clear of their needs. And they won't stop pestering me.

What the fuck is that?

It's a joke.

You going to Ian's thing tonight?

First I heard.

Well... Well what?

About what?

About Nikki.

You're friends with me.

I don't know what Nikki said in the past. We literally talked about it once.

I just think that it's weird how you two are dating all of a sudden.

It's like super dating.

I don't know, Sarah. Look, I couldn't care less whatever game Nikki is

I just don't want you to get hurt. What is your problem with Nikki? And if Ian's

going to spread my shit, then you should know.

We got another one.

Well,

you

gotta get in somewhere.

That's what I get for being such a fucker in high school, huh?

Is that your last phone?

No, one more.

Loser.

My little food critic.

What are you doing?

My little food critic.

Well, what's the verdict on cat?

What?

What does that mean?

What's the verdict, cat?

I can't believe that. I can't believe that. What does that mean?

Inside joke.

Aaron.

Yo, can I get a ride home?

Where's your car?

I had to Uber today. Check -in tonight.

I was getting a lot from Aaron.

My neighbors.

We are going to talk about you and Nick.

What about it?

You come to me saying Nicky's having like some fucking crazy mental breakdown

something and that she needs to get help.

And now you're acting like, oh, no, no, we're in love. She's fucking fine. She

was on drugs. Nicky is literally fine.

Okay, can you just please break this down for me? She's lying about it. I'm

going to break this down for you. I don't want to break it down for her.

Don't change the subject. Why didn't you invite me?

Don't change the subject.

I'm not going to invite you to my place.

Why not?

It kind of looks like you're taking advantage of the situation. And I say it

with love, bro. I'm saying it with love. I'm on your side, but it's a bad look.

What do you think this is going to look like? Why are you trying to ruin

something good? It's a bad look, man. That's so unfair, dude.

She's the one who won't leave me alone.

All right.

You want to come over tonight?

I don't know. Maybe.

Nick, you can't come.

Dude, no.

Nick, you can't come.

Boys, I'm great.

I'm sure he'll be...

I'll text Sarah not to come and that should be completely fine. Because if

relationship is healthy and it's not built on some codependency, dad dying,

dying, what the fuck ever, then she should be completely, she should have no

fucking problem with you coming to a boyfriend.

I'm totally fine with it too. You are fine with it.

Is this one with Willow?

Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

I was calling to see if there's a way I can

alter a wish.

Like to cancel your wish?

No, no, no, no.

It's okay.

I just want to know if I can, like, alter it a little.

No.

Is it even real?

Yeah, it's real.

No, I know that the... Is her love real?

Okay,

then I would like to cancel.

Yeah, yeah, cancel request.

You were just making it sound like I could put in a request.

What the hell? What can I do then?

So she's just fucked forever?

As long as I live?

There's a thing where she's like... Freaks out.

What is that?

I don't know what to do. Do you need like a... Oh.

Um. God, I... It's okay.

I'm disgusting.

Do you have an issue or something? What happened? I ate a bug or I have a

stomach bug. I think... Okay.

Um, I don't know what to do. I'm just waiting for you to come home.

Oh, my God. Maybe she... I think I... I'll shower.

Let's go to the shower. I'll clean it up. I'll clean it up. It's okay.

I'll go shower.

And I'll clean it up. I promise.

You can't do that.

I am very upset about that.

So I think I'm just going to go to that if that's okay with you.

It's just that, um, Ian said it was a boy's night.

So I think maybe I'll just go.

I knew you were going to bring her. I fucking knew it. She killed you. She

didn't kill me. Shut the fuck up. You couldn't be without her for three

hours. Sarah invited her. What was I supposed to do?

You told me you weren't going to invite Sarah. Sarah did wrong.

Hey, put your hands up. Right there, right there.

Choose someone to drink every time you do the next three rounds.

Yeah, yeah, you're going down the ship. And here we go, it's you.

by the distant call of a neighbor.

His face was obscured, but I knew he was looking at my chest, each

side stretching, recently matured to different types.

And so, come lie with me like the old woman you saw us when we were children.

I then closed the door and leaned against it. You're no more.

He would relent and choose to be with me like he had many nights before.

If not, I would fillet his meaty forearms.

He

was

like, oh.

No book I want to know. I don't have strength.

Two turns, y 'all.

All right.

Pursue your limits.

comprehend what it feels like to love someone as much as I love you and

everyone in this room will die never

feeling the strength of connection I have felt with my

Are you okay?

I'm just kidding, guys.

I'm just kidding.

Come on, that's just a joke.

I'm just joking.

Okay, fine.

I'm not joking. Deal with it.

Anybody want any Jell -O stars?

I'll take one. Thank you.

What are you doing?

I'm just going to bathe everything.

Get in.

Get in.

Give me a single time.

Why did you do this?

I don't know.

Why did you act like that tonight?

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

That's funny.

What? That's just, I'm fucking, everything was normal.

Everything was good.

You were so bad.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

So,

you are normal, but this is not, this is no

pain, is it?

What? I, I, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Do you, do you like me? Do you even like me at all?

Isn't it, isn't it sad?

Can I do that? Can you tell me you love me?

I love everyone.

Me too.

No, it's not. Yes, it is.

Yes, it is, Bear. It's always been you. I want this to work so bad. No, no, no,

it's him.

Yeah. Okay, okay. Then we need to go home for one night, and we need to,

take some space from each other.

Yeah, I just want to be like Nikki.

Oh, me. Let me be Nikki.

You're not being Nikki.

Hey baby, don't be scared. I would never hurt you. I'm sorry.

My hands will feel like they're full of sand, like when you lay on

them, Rome.

And that feeling will slowly spread across my entire body.

thought of cleaning over the grass or slip away

There. I'm just getting water.

Kill me, please.

What?

He's sleeping.

It's me.

You are unique.

I love you. I love you.

She hasn't really told many people this but her dad

is dying.

Isn't she, like, not close to him at all?

They're close enough, so... Yeah.

Painful.

I thought she hated her dad.

No, she doesn't.

I really do hope she figures it out. She seems pretty fucked up.

And I also don't think it's right that she's leaning on you.

Especially since her and... What do I mean with her?

No, but that's not your responsibility, Bear.

She needs therapy. It's not right. And I don't think it's okay that she's taking

advantage of you. I don't think she's taking advantage of me.

Hey, so I, um, I got my letter.

Your letter from Luther?

Yeah. My last chance.

I figured we could open it together.

Maybe my dad will let me tattoo a successful daughter where his hairline

supposed to start.

Can I pay you to do that? We can take him to sleep.

I have sleeping pills in my pocket. We can literally take him tonight.

I need to tell you something.

I promised Ian I wouldn't tell you then. Tell me what?

Barry, Ian and Nikki have been hooking up on and off for like two years.

It's super casual and not romantic.

He thinks that she's dating you to get back at him.

But even if she's not, it's kind of a shame, you know?

I think you need someone.

We're telling.

to see that baby.

But it is kind of your fault.

Just remember that you wanted this.

And I'm so happy you did.

I'm so happy you did, baby.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

Oh.

No, no, no, no, no. Honey, breathe, breathe.

It's okay.

It's okay, honey.

I've got you. We need each other.

We need each other. But you're going to have to help me get rid of her body.

Yes, yes, honey.

Honey, I know. I know, I know, I know. Listen, this is all your fault.

There is your fault. You wanted this. You wished for this.

Baby, we can fix this. I'll fix this. I'm not going anywhere.

She's ready, baby

They were right there. They were over there in the corner.

The one -wish willows!

What's a one -wish willow?

First of all, sir, don't come here anywhere near.

It is too early.

And second of all, I'm talking with you. They're right here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You made a shitty wish and now you want to reverse it. But you

can't come in here with this energy, man.

Did you call the number on the back? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Me? How could you sell this to people?

The box is full of warnings, man. Fuck you!

Hey, fuck you, man!

You don't storm in here with this energy, man.

I'm sorry.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

What did you do?

Jesus doesn't mean... Oh.

Oh, it's not so bad.

No, something bad happened.

I'm sorry.

I need to...

I mean,

maybe you could ask her. Since it's for you, she just might do it.

Or die.

What the fuck is happening?

She started liking me out of nowhere.

All of a sudden.

And that's amazing.

Yes or no?

Aaron, what the fuck are you going to tell me right now, man? Is she okay?

I... I knew it.

I broke her's piece of wood and burned her. I didn't think it was real.

Okay? I was confused with this. What?

What?

You can make a wish.

And you can make one wish.

And it is real and it will work.

I made a wish. I didn't think it would work. I wish you would love me, but it

worked.

Think about it, dude. Think about how she's been acting lately.

Think about how drastically she changed.

What?

What did you take her to? Like a psychic? What? What?

What are you talking about? What program? No, fuck.

There's not a fucking program, Ian.

I don't know. It's God fucking matter. Is this a joke to you?

No!

This is real.

This? Yes, it's real.

It's fucking real, yeah. I made a wish and it's fucking horrible. Then make

another fucking wish, man. You can't. You can't.

Because you only get one wish. Oh, you only get one. Okay, yeah.

That makes sense. One wish.

You only get one wish.

But it's real.

Never made a wish, okay?

And then you can be with Nikki.

Oh, it's so bad.

I don't give a fuck about that, dude.

Seriously, just open the box and then just be careful about how you word it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, stop. Okay, I need to say, I wish my friend a... I

for a billion dollars.

Do something for me!

I love you so much, baby.

You owe me that.

It's okay, baby. We're going to make this work.

I'll make this work.

You have to. I will, baby.

I will.

I'm going to make this work. You have to. I will.

I'm sorry for the seat.

It's okay,

sweetie. I love you.

I love you so much. I love you.

Oh, Siri!

you

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