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Hey.

Hey. Hi, stepmom. I love so much. How are you? Great.

How's your day?

It's going good. A little interesting, but going well.

Yeah? Yeah. What's so interesting? Tell me.

Well, um, so, I want to talk to you about, I'm just going to go out and say

Okay. I want to enlist.

Enlist in what?

Hey, so, I was talking to my friend Oliver for a while, and I think we're

to enlist for the military.

What?

Sorry, but what?

Yeah, like, I've been looking at the different branches and stuff, and

I think I got what it takes to be in the Army.

What? No.

The two of you were going to enlist to the military?

Yeah, we talked about it after playing some video games, and we thought we were

pretty good at it, and it would be great for us.

Well, and today you prefer it because it's a joke? I don't understand.

Have you talked to your father about this?

Yeah. Yeah, I did. And actually, that was on board.

Like, real quick. Actually, what? Yeah, it was super quick to say, yeah, you

need to go.

He said it would be great, like, justice and, like, structure for my life or

something. I don't know, but... I mean, yeah, you could probably get more

structure, but I don't think the military is what you need.

I think this is a terrible idea.

You're playing video games and you think, ooh, I want to join the military?

I think it's too large. I don't know. But, yeah, we want to join the military.

Oh, my God. Okay, and his boyfriend follows him all day. Oh, he's totally on

board. He thinks it would be great for us. It's good for education.

And... You know? I think we got it. And you don't see the dangers of it. You

don't see the dangers in the military?

Well, I mean, you shouldn't worry. Like, I'm honestly still pretty good at,

like, the whole military thing anyways.

I play video games all the time.

I do a lot of shooting on there, so, like, I'm really good, so.

So you think you can go to war?

You think you're that brave, you're going to march into a real war and shoot

real people?

I mean, I'm not doing anything else, right?

Not really.

It looks pretty fun, actually. It looks fun? It looks fun? Running around and

getting shot at?

Everyone's on board. I mean, I don't understand why you wouldn't be.

This is not okay.

Oliver, I... I can't even talk to you. I've got to call Christine.

Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, call her.

Elias and I are actually literally... We did this together.

We worked on everything.

No.

Okay, well, me and Elias are actually going to go get some workouts in to get

ready for this, so... You do that.

Girl, I need to talk to you.

Yeah, I just heard.

Both of them.

I swear they planned this. This is not okay.

I'm so angry I can't even think straight right now.

Do you want to come over and talk about this?

I think we need to figure it out. Yeah, you know what? I'll come over. Alright,

I'll see you soon.

Alright, see you in a little bit.

This is just ridiculous. I can't believe that they think that they can join the

military. Can you? I mean, this is just... Those are absolutely ridiculous.

And not one that passed us first, but more so that they just kind of planned

I mean, I know that I'm just a stepmother. I get that. But, like, I've

this kid's life since he was a child.

That's because they're playing all the video games, I'm telling you. Yeah.

They think that they can go into actual combat?

Hmm.

Well, we could put them through a little boot camp of our own.

Show them how hard it really is to be in the military.

Like, get them to do all the exercises and the actual, like, work that's going

to be in the military.

Exactly. Give them a dose of the military.

Yeah. Like, break them down, build them up type of stuff. Exactly.

I mean, they literally, the only muscles they have in their body are in their

thumbs from all the video games they play.

That's so true. I like that idea.

Yeah. But what if they're, like, so stuck in this idea that they push

they succeed in our boot camp? Like, it doesn't work. What if we fail on our

end?

Well, then we have to give him a little more incentive.

Kenzie, I can't believe you said that. Come on, you're such a prude.

There are step plans. Look, and Elias is really hot. Like, to make it better, we

could just switch.

The way you plan on seducing my Elias? Yeah, you can seduce Oliver.

I don't love this idea, but I like where your mind is at, and I think that...

I'm willing to do anything for my boy.

So if this saves them from the danger of the military, then I'll do it.

Great.

Cheers. A new plan.

Keeping our boys safe.

Go!

Come on!

Up! Up!

Quicker! You think all this military stuff is so easy? Uh -huh! I'll teach

what it's like! It's real work!

You can handle the pressure of being in combat?

You know it. Yes. Of course you do.

I don't think you can.

You think that compares to a video game? Is that what you're trying to say?

This is easy.

See, this is easy, but we can take you to the military.

Come on!

They're going to destroy you in the military.

This is nothing.

Dripping in sweat and weak.

Chop, chop.

You want to be in the military so bad.

This is what they're going to put you through.

Those abs are going to be tired when we're done with you. Get that core work

Come on now. Come on.

Get it together. That's right.

Yeah, you're getting tired.

Come on.

Give it a squat. Come on. You think you have what the military takes?

Activate your abs. Let's go.

This is too easy. This isn't a video game.

Get it together.

Go on deeper.

Get all the way down to the ground.

Get in there. Just like that.

Come on, get all the way down. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Just like that.

Yeah, Private, you get all the way down to that ground.

That's right. Let's go, let's go.

Come on now. You think you can do this all day?

Huh? Let's go.

Better be dripping sweat by the time I'm done with you. I had to pay for it,

man.

Did you see how we killed it? It was mean. We went through that. You know how

did everything?

Easy. And there's only like a fraction of what they're going to make you do.

fine, you know? Yeah.

I miss you so much. I can't be without you.

I'll cook all your favorite meals for you.

I can cook.

They don't even know what you like. They're just going to feed you weird

And you're such a picky eater.

You know, I'll be in your room. We'll be back, you know? Stay with Mommy.

I will take care of you. You won't have to fight anybody. The military is just

going to destroy you.

I know.

You're fine.

Maybe I could give it a second shot.

I gave you an unlimited pussy card.

Unlimited?

I fight a lot.

Just to keep you here?

Oh, yeah.

He's a good boy. Give it a second, Dad, will you? Just contemplate it just a

little longer.

Definitely reconsidering. Play with me anytime you want.

See? See how much better than the last period this could be?

I can definitely see it.

Are you okay with this?

Oh, absolutely.

Are you okay with this?

Yeah, honey. You're sure?

Yeah. Go on.

Whatever we need to do to keep you guys home and safe. Okay.

I'm just scared.

Oh.

Aww.

with your mom, though?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. Mom, is it okay if I... Yes, honey.

Okay.

Oh,

wow.

What are you talking about?

Are you sure this is part of the military training?

You look so good.

What are you talking about?

Come on, don't tell me this is...

Thank you for watching.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, honey, I just think I want you to take your pants off.

Take your pants off?

Aw, she likes it. Aw.

Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw.

Aw. Aw.

Aw.

A little.

You're gonna touch your teeth.

Oh, no.

No, Mom, don't. Don't.

Thank you, Mommy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck that little thing. Yeah, it's just like that.

Oh,

that was not good.

Mom, stop looking.

Yeah.

Yeah

Oh, yeah, keep going.

Oh,

just like that?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm getting close.

Oh, I'm getting close.

Oh, yeah, give me that big fucking load, yeah.

So you boys aren't going to join the military, right?

Oh no, we're still joining.

What? Yeah.

You're still going to join the military?

Oh, yeah. We're going to give it a second chance. No, you can't go.

What? Is this a joke?

Yeah.

After everything that you guys have been through with the boot camp that we gave

you? We've got to fight for our country.

Fuck us.

Like, you can have this all the time. Like, you don't understand.

Yeah, but, I mean, the military is going to definitely give us structure.

Yeah. Yeah.

We're still doing it.

Well, we'll see.

You're going to come running back to it.

Nah, not a chance.

Nah, nah.

We'll see you guys.