1 00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:19,020 Hey. 2 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,740 Hey. Hi, stepmom. I love so much. How are you? Great. 3 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:23,960 How's your day? 4 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,600 It's going good. A little interesting, but going well. 5 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,760 Yeah? Yeah. What's so interesting? Tell me. 6 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:36,060 Well, um, so, I want to talk to you about, I'm just going to go out and say 7 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,060 Okay. I want to enlist. 8 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,140 Enlist in what? 9 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:44,440 Hey, so, I was talking to my friend Oliver for a while, and I think we're 10 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,440 to enlist for the military. 11 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,220 What? 12 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:48,979 Sorry, but what? 13 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:52,660 Yeah, like, I've been looking at the different branches and stuff, and 14 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,480 I think I got what it takes to be in the Army. 15 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:57,740 What? No. 16 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,160 The two of you were going to enlist to the military? 17 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:03,280 Yeah, we talked about it after playing some video games, and we thought we were 18 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,300 pretty good at it, and it would be great for us. 19 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:08,120 Well, and today you prefer it because it's a joke? I don't understand. 20 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,620 Have you talked to your father about this? 21 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,360 Yeah. Yeah, I did. And actually, that was on board. 22 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,860 Like, real quick. Actually, what? Yeah, it was super quick to say, yeah, you 23 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:17,518 need to go. 24 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:21,100 He said it would be great, like, justice and, like, structure for my life or 25 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:24,540 something. I don't know, but... I mean, yeah, you could probably get more 26 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,360 structure, but I don't think the military is what you need. 27 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,980 I think this is a terrible idea. 28 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,920 You're playing video games and you think, ooh, I want to join the military? 29 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:35,160 I think it's too large. I don't know. But, yeah, we want to join the military. 30 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,880 Oh, my God. Okay, and his boyfriend follows him all day. Oh, he's totally on 31 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,440 board. He thinks it would be great for us. It's good for education. 32 00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:45,990 And... You know? I think we got it. And you don't see the dangers of it. You 33 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,230 don't see the dangers in the military? 34 00:01:47,710 --> 00:01:51,850 Well, I mean, you shouldn't worry. Like, I'm honestly still pretty good at, 35 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,350 like, the whole military thing anyways. 36 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:55,090 I play video games all the time. 37 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:58,770 I do a lot of shooting on there, so, like, I'm really good, so. 38 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:00,470 So you think you can go to war? 39 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:05,830 You think you're that brave, you're going to march into a real war and shoot 40 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:06,830 real people? 41 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:09,910 I mean, I'm not doing anything else, right? 42 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:14,659 Not really. 43 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:18,380 It looks pretty fun, actually. It looks fun? It looks fun? Running around and 44 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:19,380 getting shot at? 45 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,340 Everyone's on board. I mean, I don't understand why you wouldn't be. 46 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:23,900 This is not okay. 47 00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:27,000 Oliver, I... I can't even talk to you. I've got to call Christine. 48 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:29,800 Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, call her. 49 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,860 Elias and I are actually literally... We did this together. 50 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:34,260 We worked on everything. 51 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,100 No. 52 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:40,140 Okay, well, me and Elias are actually going to go get some workouts in to get 53 00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:42,160 ready for this, so... You do that. 54 00:02:46,790 --> 00:02:48,130 Girl, I need to talk to you. 55 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:49,950 Yeah, I just heard. 56 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:51,770 Both of them. 57 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:54,390 I swear they planned this. This is not okay. 58 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:57,090 I'm so angry I can't even think straight right now. 59 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:58,650 Do you want to come over and talk about this? 60 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:01,750 I think we need to figure it out. Yeah, you know what? I'll come over. Alright, 61 00:03:01,910 --> 00:03:02,728 I'll see you soon. 62 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:03,730 Alright, see you in a little bit. 63 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:12,870 This is just ridiculous. I can't believe that they think that they can join the 64 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:16,480 military. Can you? I mean, this is just... Those are absolutely ridiculous. 65 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,820 And not one that passed us first, but more so that they just kind of planned 66 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,480 I mean, I know that I'm just a stepmother. I get that. But, like, I've 67 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,780 this kid's life since he was a child. 68 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,020 That's because they're playing all the video games, I'm telling you. Yeah. 69 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:34,420 They think that they can go into actual combat? 70 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,480 Hmm. 71 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,980 Well, we could put them through a little boot camp of our own. 72 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,860 Show them how hard it really is to be in the military. 73 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,840 Like, get them to do all the exercises and the actual, like, work that's going 74 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,700 to be in the military. 75 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,920 Exactly. Give them a dose of the military. 76 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:56,640 Yeah. Like, break them down, build them up type of stuff. Exactly. 77 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,080 I mean, they literally, the only muscles they have in their body are in their 78 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,940 thumbs from all the video games they play. 79 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,540 That's so true. I like that idea. 80 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,220 Yeah. But what if they're, like, so stuck in this idea that they push 81 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,780 they succeed in our boot camp? Like, it doesn't work. What if we fail on our 82 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:12,780 end? 83 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:16,920 Well, then we have to give him a little more incentive. 84 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:21,779 Kenzie, I can't believe you said that. Come on, you're such a prude. 85 00:04:22,140 --> 00:04:27,840 There are step plans. Look, and Elias is really hot. Like, to make it better, we 86 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:28,840 could just switch. 87 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:35,340 The way you plan on seducing my Elias? Yeah, you can seduce Oliver. 88 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:42,500 I don't love this idea, but I like where your mind is at, and I think that... 89 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:44,810 I'm willing to do anything for my boy. 90 00:04:45,530 --> 00:04:49,490 So if this saves them from the danger of the military, then I'll do it. 91 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:51,670 Great. 92 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:54,510 Cheers. A new plan. 93 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:56,570 Keeping our boys safe. 94 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:23,870 Go! 95 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:25,430 Come on! 96 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:26,670 Up! Up! 97 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:32,250 Quicker! You think all this military stuff is so easy? Uh -huh! I'll teach 98 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,010 what it's like! It's real work! 99 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,020 You can handle the pressure of being in combat? 100 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,620 You know it. Yes. Of course you do. 101 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:58,000 I don't think you can. 102 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:01,040 You think that compares to a video game? Is that what you're trying to say? 103 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:47,979 This is easy. 104 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:50,120 See, this is easy, but we can take you to the military. 105 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:51,820 Come on! 106 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:03,680 They're going to destroy you in the military. 107 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:04,960 This is nothing. 108 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,950 Dripping in sweat and weak. 109 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:27,789 Chop, chop. 110 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:29,330 You want to be in the military so bad. 111 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,170 This is what they're going to put you through. 112 00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:34,970 Those abs are going to be tired when we're done with you. Get that core work 113 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:36,190 Come on now. Come on. 114 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,650 Get it together. That's right. 115 00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,270 Yeah, you're getting tired. 116 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:42,690 Come on. 117 00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:46,410 Give it a squat. Come on. You think you have what the military takes? 118 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:48,150 Activate your abs. Let's go. 119 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,430 This is too easy. This isn't a video game. 120 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:52,910 Get it together. 121 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:55,670 Go on deeper. 122 00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:57,610 Get all the way down to the ground. 123 00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:00,030 Get in there. Just like that. 124 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:03,490 Come on, get all the way down. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Just like that. 125 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:07,370 Yeah, Private, you get all the way down to that ground. 126 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,830 That's right. Let's go, let's go. 127 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:14,510 Come on now. You think you can do this all day? 128 00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:16,890 Huh? Let's go. 129 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:21,990 Better be dripping sweat by the time I'm done with you. I had to pay for it, 130 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:22,990 man. 131 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,960 Did you see how we killed it? It was mean. We went through that. You know how 132 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,960 did everything? 133 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:34,200 Easy. And there's only like a fraction of what they're going to make you do. 134 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,020 fine, you know? Yeah. 135 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,800 I miss you so much. I can't be without you. 136 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,380 I'll cook all your favorite meals for you. 137 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,600 I can cook. 138 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,960 They don't even know what you like. They're just going to feed you weird 139 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:13,820 And you're such a picky eater. 140 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:18,080 You know, I'll be in your room. We'll be back, you know? Stay with Mommy. 141 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:22,240 I will take care of you. You won't have to fight anybody. The military is just 142 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,300 going to destroy you. 143 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,520 I know. 144 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,360 You're fine. 145 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,610 Maybe I could give it a second shot. 146 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,290 I gave you an unlimited pussy card. 147 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:07,070 Unlimited? 148 00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:10,410 I fight a lot. 149 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,210 Just to keep you here? 150 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:13,670 Oh, yeah. 151 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:19,670 He's a good boy. Give it a second, Dad, will you? Just contemplate it just a 152 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:20,910 little longer. 153 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:34,100 Definitely reconsidering. Play with me anytime you want. 154 00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:01,260 See? See how much better than the last period this could be? 155 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:03,260 I can definitely see it. 156 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,600 Are you okay with this? 157 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,520 Oh, absolutely. 158 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,220 Are you okay with this? 159 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,500 Yeah, honey. You're sure? 160 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,280 Yeah. Go on. 161 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:19,720 Whatever we need to do to keep you guys home and safe. Okay. 162 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:23,880 I'm just scared. 163 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:33,470 Oh. 164 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:16,920 Aww. 165 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:43,350 with your mom, though? 166 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:47,870 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. Mom, is it okay if I... Yes, honey. 167 00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:49,450 Okay. 168 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,170 Oh, 169 00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:59,230 wow. 170 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:35,400 What are you talking about? 171 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,800 Are you sure this is part of the military training? 172 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:45,340 You look so good. 173 00:22:40,129 --> 00:22:41,530 What are you talking about? 174 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,280 Come on, don't tell me this is... 175 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,800 Thank you for watching. 176 00:24:11,270 --> 00:24:12,870 Yeah. Oh, yes. 177 00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:17,030 Oh, honey, I just think I want you to take your pants off. 178 00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:18,550 Take your pants off? 179 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,860 Aw, she likes it. Aw. 180 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,200 Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. 181 00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:07,620 Aw. Aw. 182 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,040 Aw. 183 00:26:13,719 --> 00:26:14,719 A little. 184 00:27:01,239 --> 00:27:04,820 You're gonna touch your teeth. 185 00:29:04,130 --> 00:29:05,130 Oh, no. 186 00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:06,330 No, Mom, don't. Don't. 187 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,860 Thank you, Mommy. 188 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,640 Yeah. Yeah. 189 00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:36,380 Oh, fuck that little thing. Yeah, it's just like that. 190 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,600 Oh, 191 00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:41,420 that was not good. 192 00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:42,780 Mom, stop looking. 193 00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:44,020 Yeah. 194 00:32:26,459 --> 00:32:27,860 Yeah 195 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,040 Oh, yeah, keep going. 196 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,560 Oh, 197 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:30,180 just like that? 198 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,580 Oh, fuck. 199 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:43,860 Oh, I'm getting close. 200 00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:45,380 Oh, I'm getting close. 201 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,640 Oh, yeah, give me that big fucking load, yeah. 202 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,660 So you boys aren't going to join the military, right? 203 00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:25,320 Oh no, we're still joining. 204 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000 What? Yeah. 205 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,620 You're still going to join the military? 206 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,380 Oh, yeah. We're going to give it a second chance. No, you can't go. 207 00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:32,820 What? Is this a joke? 208 00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:34,140 Yeah. 209 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:38,200 After everything that you guys have been through with the boot camp that we gave 210 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,040 you? We've got to fight for our country. 211 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,520 Fuck us. 212 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:45,300 Like, you can have this all the time. Like, you don't understand. 213 00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:48,700 Yeah, but, I mean, the military is going to definitely give us structure. 214 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:50,078 Yeah. Yeah. 215 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,080 We're still doing it. 216 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:52,680 Well, we'll see. 217 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,200 You're going to come running back to it. 218 00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:56,640 Nah, not a chance. 219 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:57,880 Nah, nah. 220 00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,500 We'll see you guys.