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♪♪ [ Trumpet ]
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ç Vuela la conga, muchachos !
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ç Dale mamita !
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[ Grunts ]
ç Ay, ay, ay !
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[ Grunts ]
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ç Que sabrosa esta la cosa !
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Man Yipping ][ Man ]ç Conga !
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[ Man ]ç Conga ![ Grunts ]
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- [ Grunts ]
- [ Laughs ]
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[ Grunts, Laughs ]
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God !
So bloated.
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She’s bingeing.
Bingeing ? She’s fat.
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[ Grunts, Groans ]
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Honey ?
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[ Groans ]
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Thought I lost ya,
honey.
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[ Grunts, Laughs ]
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God, I think
it’s a thyroid problem.
I think she’s just fat.
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- [ Grunts ]
- Oh, yeah.
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[ Grunts, Gasps ]
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♪♪ [ Piano ]
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[ Man Yipping ]
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[ Grunts ]
Ho !
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Groans ]
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What’s wrong ?
What’s wrong, honey ?
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It’s too soon.
Oh. Oh. Josh !
Come here !
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[ Horn Beeping ]
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Hold on, honey.
Easy. Easy.
[ Horn Honking ]
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[ Groaning ]
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Brian,
what’s happening ?
Help !
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I’m only in
the first trimester.
Help !
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Would someone please help ?
I have an emergency here !
I think--
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Yeah, call the doctor.
Um, please, could
you call Dr. Benfante ?
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Calm down.
[ Machine Beeping ]
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Huh ?
Help me !
Help me.
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Over here.
One at a time.
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[ Machine Beeping ]
Come on now !
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Put it over here.
No, I don’t have anything.
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Put it in the tray.
Honey, it’s your tin.
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Oh !
[ Grunts ]
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[ Groans ]
Okay.
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[ Machine Beeping ]
No smoking
in the hospital.
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No smoking in here.
Put that out.
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[ Groans ]
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I’m gonna quit tomorrow.
I swear.
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Oof !
No, no, sideways.
Come through-- That’s it.
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When are you due, ma’am ?
Not for another
seven months.
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[ Elevator Bell Dings ][ Groaning ]
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[ Chattering ]
Brian, come here.
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Just hold my hand.
[ Woman ]
There we go.
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Have you had Lamaze ?
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Uh, well, I haven’t
even signed up
for the course yet.
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I’m only two months along.
[ Groans ]
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That’s the epidural talking.
She hasn’t
had an epidural.
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What are you
babbling about ?
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[ Groans ]
It’s too soon.
It’s too soon.
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Brian.
Here he comes.
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Okay, guys. Calm down.
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Oh !
Take it easy. Calm down,everybody. Calm down.
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It’s too early
for contractions.
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- [ Panting ]- [ Brian ] Hold tight. Holdmy hand, honey. Hold my hand.
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All right.
Let’s just relax.
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[ Groaning ]
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
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You said, "Come back
next week." You said
it was just fluid retention.
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"Go home. Have fun."
Yeah, I’m not having fun.
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Yeah, you gotta breathe.
[ Woman ]Sonogram’s fine, Doctor,
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for a full-term pregnancy.
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[ Brian ]Doc, what’s goin’ on ?
Okay, it’s really important...
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that you relaxand breathe.
She’s fully dilated.
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It’s gonna be all right.
Now you’re gonna push.
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No, it’s too soon.
Push hard. Push !
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Push. Push. Push.
Good girl !
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Give it all you got.
No, it’s too soon !
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- One more time.
- One more deep breath.
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One more deep breath.
Push.
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[ Straining, Cries ]
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[ Crying ]
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[ Crying Continues ]
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It’s a beautiful,
beautiful boy.
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[ Baby Cooing ]
Hey, there, bud.
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[ Cooing ]
Oh !
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Hi !
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[ Cooing ]
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Don’t rust up on me now.
I’m sorry.
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[ Cooing ]
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We’ll call him Jack.
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♪ What you gonna bewhen you grow up ♪
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♪ What you gonna dowhen your time is up ♪
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♪ What you gonna saywhen things get rough ♪
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♪ What you gonna do ♪
[ Beeping ]
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[ Whirring ]
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♪ There’s a roadlong and windin’ ♪
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[ Beating ]
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♪ The lights are blindin’ ♪
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♪ But it gets there ♪
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♪ Don’t give up ♪
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♪ Don’t look back ♪
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♪ There’s a silver linin’ ♪
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♪ It’s out there somewhere ♪
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[ Whirring ]
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♪ Everybody wants an answer ♪
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♪ Everybody needs a friend ♪
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♪ We all need a shining star ♪
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♪ On which we can depend ♪
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♪ So tonight we’regonna wish upon a star ♪
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♪ We never wished upon before ♪
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♪ What you gonna bewhen you grow up ♪
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♪ What you gonna dowhen your time is up ♪
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♪ Every time ♪
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♪ In your life ♪
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♪ Yeah, when you be dancingand shit ♪
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♪ But you ain’t gettin’ it ♪
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♪ Don’t get disillusioned ♪
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♪ No, don’t expect too much ♪
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♪ ’Cause if what you haveis all you can get ♪
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♪ Just keep on tryin’ ♪
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♪ Just ain’t happened yet ♪
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♪ Everybody wantsto be a winner ♪
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♪ And everybody has a dream ♪
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♪ We all need a shinin’ star ♪
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♪ When thingsain’t what they seem ♪
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♪ So tonight we’re gonnawish upon a star ♪
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♪ We never wished uponbefore ♪♪
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I’m sorry thishas taken so long.
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Like you, we’re puzzled
by your son’s
premature birth.
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This is Dr. Lin.
He’s an infant disorder
specialist from Cornell.
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I want to assure you both that
there is nothing debilitating
about your son’s condition.
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He’s totally healthy
and normal in appearance,
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alert and quite happy.
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However, his cells aredeveloping at what we feel...
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is four times the normal rate.
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Even though your son was onlyten weeks old when he was born,
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physically, he was nine monthsand ready to leave your womb.
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Nature has given us allan internal clock.
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It meters out life span,
controls our growth.
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Your son’s internal clockseems to be ticking...
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faster than usual.
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- But he’s healthy ?
- Absolutely.
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I’m sorry.
I still don’t understand.
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I’ve never heard
anything like this before.
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Well, quite frankly,neither have we.
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There are other aging syndromes
that we know of.
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Progeria, for example,which is very devastatingto the child, but--
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Jack’s cells are replicating
at an unheard of rate.
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Is he gonna age like this
the rest of his life ?
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Sir, this isonly speculation.
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But, uh, we feel thatat age one,
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your son may be physicallyaround age four.
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And if this continuesthroughout his life,
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by the time
he reaches age ten,
well, he could--
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Appear to be
an ordinary, full-grown,
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40-year-old man.
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[ Brian ]Are you serious ?
Baa !
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[ Dog Barking,Motorcycle Departing ]
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[ Boy ]That’s where he lives.
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Right there down
the street my whole life,
and I didn’t even know about it.
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I don’t believe any of it.
He’s lying.
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Yeah, he’s not a monster.
There’s no such thing.
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I’m telling you.
He’s our age, but he looks 40.
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[ Man Breathing ]
All hairy and everything.
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He’s like a freak
or something. Just like
in that one movie.
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Which movie ?
Duh.
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Sorry.
The one with the freak in it.
What’d I just say ?
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Oh, yeah.
I-I saw that one.
He didn’t see it.
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His mom wouldn’t let him see it
’cause he has nightmares.
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I mean you no harm.Why haven’t we everseen him then ?
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I heard he’s got all kindsof toys too.
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His parents buy him
everything.
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If he’s our age,
why ain’t he in school ?
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Because he’s dangerous.
He’s huge enough
to hurt other kids.
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That’s why they keep him
locked up.
[ Whirring ] Friend.
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What do you see ?
Nothing.
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A teacher comes
to his house every day.
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[ Jack Imitating Whirring ]
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[ Whirring Continues ]
Jack, you’re not
paying attention.
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[ Whirring ]Jack, you’re notpaying attention.
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Don’t be afraid.
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I saw him in the store
with his mom. I thought
it was her husband at first.
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But he’s like a giant boy.
He shaves and stuff.
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There’s no such thing as giants.
Well, how’d
he get like that ?
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Maybe his mom took drugs.
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Maybe it was that
fertility junk and she
was gonna have quintuplets,
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but just turned
into one big baby.
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Doof.
Oh, he sleeps up there.
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He’s a monstrosity.
That’s why they hide him.
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No wonder they keep him
outta school.
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Maybe they got him chained up.
Maybe they only let him loose
once a day to eat.
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Is that like a big pile
of bones in his backyard ?
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Where ?
I don’t see anything.
Look !
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Look ![ Boys Screaming ]
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[ Screaming Continues ]
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Look out !
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- We gotta get outta here !- Oh, gross !
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Come on, Louis !
He’s watching you !
Come on !
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[ Boys Chattering ]
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[ Chattering, Shouting ]
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[ Groans ]
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Ow.
[ Crying ]
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What happened ?
What’d you do ?
Where’s it hurt ?
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My knee.
Let me see.
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[ Crying ]
Well, it’s not bleeding.
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Okay.
It’s not ?
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I can fix it for you.
Okay. Okay.
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I’ll bite it.
No, no.
Don’t bite it.
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I really do.
I have to bite it.
Don’t.
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You’re gonna infect it.
Okay.
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But this leg
has got to come off.
I’ll get your father’s saw.
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No, no. No, no.
That’s okay.
[ Laughs ]
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I saw--
I saw your butt.
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You did.
Sorry.
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Let’s see.
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What do ya hear ?
Nothing.
It’s okay.
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How about the toes ?
The toes are okay.
I can feel that.
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Here ?
I feel that.
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How about that ?
That’s-- That’s--
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[ Laughing ]
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Okay.
That feels good now.
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I told you about
those laces, champ.
Yeah.
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Hmm ?
Yeah.
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Okay ?
Yes, you did. Sorry.
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So, where were we ?
History.
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History. Okay.
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So, by the time he was 18,
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the young Alexander
had already conquered
most of the Greek city-states.
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And some feel that
he had learned everything
from his tutor...
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Aristotle.
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Jack ?
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Jack ?
Hmm ?
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What did I just say ?
Aristotle.
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Where’s Aristotle ?
Book.
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Where’s Jack ?
Outside.
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[ Mr. Woodruff ]I think what you haveset up here is wonderful.
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I’m not trying to take
anything away from that.
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I know you’re not.
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But to say that Jack should
start going to public school
is crazy.
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Yeah, but because
a person is different,
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you can’t make
an outcast of him.
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But we’ll talk to
the principal. The principal
will prepare the students.
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Mr. Woodruff,
he’s got a 5:00 shadow.
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I don’t think he can fit in.
I wish he could.
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Nobody saidit would be easy.
244
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Jack’s developed defense
mechanisms just like any child
with a shortcoming does.
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[ Mother ]I appreciate whatyou’re trying to do.
246
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But Brian and I,we’ve seen how people react.
247
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We’ve been through this before.We just don’t want...
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Jack to have to face that.
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[ Mr. Woodruff ]Look at his eyes.
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His child’s eyes.
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Look at his eyes whenhe sees other children.
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His lifemoves faster than ours,
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but he wants to lead
a full life, and I don’t think
you ought to let it pass him by.
254
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It’s not fair.
255
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,920
Marco ?
[ Jack ]Polo.
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[ Laughing ]
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Oooh !
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I’ve found you now.
259
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Aaah !
Got ya !
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Gotta touch me !
[ Shrieks ]
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[ Laughing, Thudding ]
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"Would you two
knock it off up there ?"
263
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"You better knock it off
up there !"
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[ Chuckling ]
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[ Panting ]
[ Door Creaking ]
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Marco.
Polo.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Mother ]
Gotcha ! You’re it !
269
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,240
Honey ? Are you okay ?
270
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,880
Yeah, I’m okay.
[ Sighs ]
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You know, if something’s wrong,
Jackie, you can tell me.
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Mr. Woodruff mentionedsomething today.
273
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What, honey, huh ?
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You can tell me.
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Mom, am I a giant ?
276
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No ! Of course not.
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[ Sighs ]
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Where did you hear that ?
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Is that why
I don’t go to school ?
280
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:11,240
Honey, I’ve told you.
It’s lots of things.
What things ?
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[ Sighs ]
We’ll talk about this, okay ?
282
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,480
When ?
283
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,080
Well, not right now.
It’s--
284
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[ Together ]
Time for bed. Brush
your teeth. Put down the lid.
285
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Good night, Mom.
286
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[ Sighs ]
287
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Woodruff doesn’t know
what he’s talking about.
288
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If he doesn’t know
what he’s talking about,
289
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,680
then why are we paying him
all this money to tutor Jack ?
290
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:54,360
I blame him, filling Jack’s
head with all these ideas
of going to school.
291
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,640
Imagine that.
292
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A teacher wanting a kid
to go to school, hmm ?
293
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,920
[ Brian ]Where do they get such ideas ?
294
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,920
[ Mother ]That’s how we do it ? Justthrow him into school ?
295
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:14,680
Mm-hmm.You know how children are.
296
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:20,560
They make fun of
the fat kid and the kid
who wears glasses.
297
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,080
What do you think
they’re gonna do to
the six-foot, hairy kid ?
298
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,000
Mom ? Dad ?
299
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,080
Jackie ? You okay, honey ?
300
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:47,520
Something wrong ?
I’m okay. Just can’t sleep.
I had a scary dream.
301
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:52,920
Can I sleep in here ?
Yeah. Of course,
buddy.
302
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,080
Stimpy too ?
[ Brian ]Sure.
303
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,080
Okay.
304
00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,360
Oh. Hey. Easy.
Okay.
305
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,600
Come on.
Come on.
Jackie.
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Go to sleep.
Okay.
307
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,120
Good night, Mom.
Good night, sweetie.
308
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,120
Good night, Dad.
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00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,280
You sure he’s ready
for school ?
310
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,400
Jackie will be fine.
311
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,320
It’s the rest
of the world
I’m worried about.
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00:19:56,360 --> 00:20:00,560
[ Snoring ]
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00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,560
[ Snoring Continues ]
314
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,240
[ Woman On Radio ] Takinga look at traffic approachingthe Bay Bridge, not too bad.
315
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,440
The metering lights have beenswitched on at the toll plaza.
316
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,120
The wait beginsright about the Oaklandarmy base right now.
317
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,720
Marin County is under fog,but the drivingis at the speed limit...
318
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down and acrossthe Golden Gate Bridge asyou make your way into the city.
319
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,120
That’s traffic.Back to you, Rick.
320
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,920
[ Man ]Hey, it’s Rick the Lip with youon the "Z" morning zoo.
321
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,720
Another beautiful one out therein the city by the bay.
322
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,280
And guess what.We’re still here.
323
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,760
How about that littlewake-up call that happenedthis morning at 5:00 ?
324
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,760
Only 3.2 on the Richter scale,but I tell you what,3.2 !
325
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,360
it was a big fat 10 on thescare-the-hell-outta-me scale.
326
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,600
Didn’t scare me !
This man hasn’t shaken so muchsince I was single.
327
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,720
You got someplace to be
at 7:00 ?
Yeah, Rick, I
gotta be at school.
328
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,240
You’re late. It’s 7:05.Get yourself outta bed.
I’m late ?
329
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,240
You got a whole day
out there waitin’ for ya.
I’m livin’. Let’s go !
330
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,520
I’m livin’ it too, Rick.
♪♪ [ Rock Starts ]
331
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,640
♪ People think I’m crazyI’m just misunderstood-- ♪♪
332
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,000
I hate that song !
[ Grunts ]
333
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,480
There you go. Easy.
Dad, let me do this
on my own, okay ?
334
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,600
Well, okay, okay,
but take--
Watch.
335
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,600
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
336
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,600
And-- Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
337
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,720
Hold it-- Hold it--
Let me help you--
Dad, I can--
338
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,480
Ow ! Dad.
Here. Oops.
339
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,600
Put this little--
Okay, put that there.
340
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,600
Oh, okay. Let me just get
that last little part there.
341
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,840
Yeah, just finish up
and come on down.
Okay. Okay.
342
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,680
Hurry up.
Hmm.
343
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,440
[ Water Splashes ]
344
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,440
[ Chuckles ]
345
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,680
You psyched ?
I’m psyched.
346
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,680
Okay.
347
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,640
Oh, wow.
Look at all those kids.
348
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,880
Just remember. You can
come home anytime you want to.
Uh-huh.
349
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,960
Okay ?
Yeah.
350
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,960
Okay.
I’m okay.
Thanks, Dad.
351
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,280
[ Bell Ringing ]
352
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,320
[ Imitating Car Engine Revving,
Imitating Tires Screeching ]
353
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,080
Hold it, Jack !
354
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,280
Come here.
Let me get this.
Okay.
355
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,280
[ Bell Ringing ]
Here we go.
356
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,120
Come on.
[ Children ]I pledge allegiance...
357
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,920
to the flag of theUnited States of America,
358
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:32,400
- and to the republic--
- Welcome, welcome, welcome.
359
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,280
one nation, under God--
Thank you,
Mr. and Mrs. Powell...
360
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,640
and Jack !
361
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,880
Jack, how nice to see you.
362
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,480
I’m Mr. McGee.
I’ve heard so much
about you, Jack.
363
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,560
Hello, Mr. Magoo.
McGee.
364
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,800
Oh. McGee.
Yes.
365
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,080
Magoo.
Jack, how would you like to
see your classroom ? Yes ?
366
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,160
[ Whispering ]
Yes.
A little louder.
367
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,920
- Yes.
- A little louder, Jack.
368
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,160
[ Shouts ]
Yes !
369
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,640
Follow me.
370
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,360
[ Whispering ]
Is he deaf ?
[ Whispering ] It’s okay.
371
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,480
Tell me, Jack.
What do you think
of it so far ?
372
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,600
Humongous heck-a-cool.
It is "heck-a-cool"...
373
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,640
and a wonderful school.
374
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,440
A fun school.
An upbeat school.
375
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,600
And I hope you’ll havethe time of your life here.
376
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:27,160
You’ll have somewonderful teachersand wonderful pupils.
377
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,320
- And you’re goingto be one of them.
- Wow !
378
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,280
Here’s your classroom
right here. Miss Marquez.
379
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,640
One second.
Honey, you want to be
buttoned up, don’t ya ?
380
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,640
That too tight ?All right.
381
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,520
Don’t give me a snuggie.
Okay.
382
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,160
Don’t. You’re
embarrassing me.
383
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,480
Listen, honey,
if anybody’s mean with you,
384
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,640
you just tell your teacher
and someone will call me...
385
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,120
and I’ll kill ’em.
Karen.
386
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,200
Now are you ready, Jack ?
387
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,160
Yes. Um--
388
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,000
[ Woman ]Are there anyother questions ?
389
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,560
[ Knocking ][ Children Whispering ]
390
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,640
Miss Marquez, excuse me.
391
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,640
But your new student,
Jack Powell,
has just arrived.
392
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:17,240
Jack, this is Miss Marquez,your fifth grade teacher.
393
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,760
Come in, please.
394
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:25,000
- Don’t be shy.
- [ Whispering ]
395
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,520
Come in, Jack.
396
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,360
Come in.
397
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,360
Whoa ! No way.
398
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,880
Geez. He looks
like my dad.
Except hairier.
399
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:54,720
[ Snickering ]
Come on.
It’s okay.
400
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,120
Welcome to our class.
I’m glad you’re here.
401
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,240
This place is for fun.
402
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:05,360
Everybody,
this is Jack Powell.
403
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,800
Class--[ Whispers ]Hi, Jack.
404
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,280
[ Class Responds, Weakly ]
Hi, Jack.
405
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,360
Hi.
406
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,320
All right. I know some of you
must be curious about Jack.
407
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,320
So, why don’t we just
take some time right now...
408
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,080
and ask him someof the questions thatyou’ve got on your minds.
409
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,600
Is that all right
with you, Jack ?
Sure.
410
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,600
Okay.
I don’t mind.
411
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:33,080
[ Whispering ]
Go on. Ask him something.
412
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,320
[ Whispering ]
I’m not askin’ him.
Louis ?
413
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,320
[ Whispering ]
Anybody ?
414
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,000
Come on. Since whenis this group shy ?
415
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,520
All right, fine.I’ve got plenty of questions.Jack, when’s your birthday ?
416
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:51,600
September 12.
1902.
417
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,920
That’s enough.Hmm, let me see.
418
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,520
Oh, what kind of foods
do you just hate ?
Broccoli.
419
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,440
Broccoli. Yuck.
Makes you fart.
420
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:07,480
Anybody else here hate
broccoli ? Hands. Yeah.
421
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:13,280
Uh-huh. Well,
it looks like you’ve got
more in common than you think.
422
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,720
Jack, your seat’sright there in the back.
423
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,800
Why don’t you sit down,
and we’ll get started, okay ?
424
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,440
Okay.
Okay.
425
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,480
All right, everybody,
426
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,880
take out
your giant book--
427
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:34,480
I mean, your
geography books.
[ Class Laughing ]
428
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,520
Turn to page 78.
429
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:42,320
Okay, so whatwe found out the other daywas that the name California...
430
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,320
was initially used for--[ Class Snickering ]
431
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,880
Everybody, calm down. Come on.[ Boy ]I think he’s stuck.
432
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,920
Was used for what we know todayas Baja California.
433
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,920
It was first usedby Cortez in the 1530sand was found in the journal...
434
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,080
of Juan Rodriguez Cabrilloin 1542.
435
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,520
Victor ! Eyes up front !Everybody ! Come on now.Calm down.
436
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,000
[ Boy ]Timber !
437
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,760
[ Gasps ]
Jack ? Are you okay ?
438
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,320
[ Class Laughing ]
439
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:13,080
Are you all right, sweetie ?
Are you sure you don’t
need my help ?
440
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,520
[ Class Laughing ]
441
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,600
[ Laughing Stops ]
442
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,680
You okay, Jack ?
I’m okay.
443
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,520
[ Uproarious Laughing ]
444
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,080
Jack !
445
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,920
[ Class Laughing ]
446
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,080
[ Laughing Stops ]
447
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,040
[ Whispering ]
448
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,720
Is he in our class ?
449
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,320
Hot, hot, hot. Almost.
450
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,160
Shoot. Ooh-ooh. Ah.
451
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:16,800
[ Chattering ]
452
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,400
[ Imitating Dog Barking ]
453
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,440
[ Snickers ]
Dog always gets ’em.
454
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,760
[ Imitating Cat Hissing ]
455
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,400
Oh, man.
He’s lookin’ at us.
456
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,080
He probably recognizes usfrom the street.
457
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,600
He’s probably planning
on kicking our butts
or something.
458
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,440
Hey, punk !Why don’t you watchwhere my ball is going ?
459
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,640
You’re funny, Victor !
Maybe if you knew
how to play the game.
460
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,960
What was that ?
461
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,440
You heard me. You know
what the problem is, Victor ?
462
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:12,720
- You have "Zackly" disease.
- What’s that ?
- Yeah, what’s that ?
463
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,480
It means your mouth smells
"zackly" like your butt.
464
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,640
Shut up.
That’s pathetic.
465
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,640
[ Victor ]That’s so funnyI forgot to laugh.
466
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,800
- Losers say, "What ?"
- What ?
467
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,560
Losers !
Losers !
468
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,160
You think you’re so tough ?
469
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,960
Take it out on the court,
’cause I can whup your butt.
470
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Come on, John-John.
Let’s kick their butt !Yeah !
471
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,680
Why does he always
have to drag me along ?
You know he’s gonna cream us.
472
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,320
Ow. Don’t.
473
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,120
Are you a freak ?
No.
474
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,080
Oh, well, Jane says
that you’re a freak.
475
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,320
Who’s Jane ?
I’m Jane, and I think
you are a freak.
476
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,160
Look at your hairy arms
and your eyebrows and--
477
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,520
Yeah, he has
receding hairline.
478
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,160
Well, I’m not a freak.
479
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,840
Don’t !
Or I’ll tell !
480
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,680
How old are you ?
I’m ten.
481
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,760
How old are you ?
I’m eight.
482
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,760
Yeah ?
Yeah.
483
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,840
So ?
484
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,760
You don’t look ten.
Look, you got
the hairy arms.
485
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:21,680
You got hairy knuckles.
You look a lot olderthan us.
486
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,360
It looks like
you shave there.
487
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,240
Yeah, I do. So ?
488
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:31,280
A ten year old
doesn’t shave, so
then you can’t be ten.
489
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,440
You can’t be ten if you shave
and you have hairy arms,
490
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,720
and you’re tall, really tall,
and you’re bigger.
For real.
491
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,560
Yeah.
So, I’m big for my age.
492
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,440
Look, you have no hair.
I have hair.
I got hair. See ? Look.
493
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,400
Yeah, but, look,
right here you have no hair.
It looks like you’re bald.
494
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,240
I’m not bald,
and I’m not a freak.
You’re a freak, four eyes.
495
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,520
[ Giggles ]
He’s ten.
496
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,560
A whole two years
older than us, see ?
497
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,400
Oh, sure.
Like that explains it ?
Please.
498
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,720
"Please."
499
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,640
Don’t poke me,
or I’m telling.
500
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,160
[ Chattering ]
501
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,760
Yeah !
502
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,920
Losers !Yeah, losers !
503
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,040
[ Chattering ]
504
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,760
Hey, how about
a little help ?
505
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,920
Throw it over.
506
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,280
Yeah, throw it over.
507
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,600
Wait !
508
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:51,440
I’m not touchin’ that thing.
It’s been contaminated now
that he’s touched it.
509
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,960
Yeah, I ain’t touchin’ it !Me neither !
510
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,280
I ain’tplayin’ basketball !Me too !
511
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,960
Cooties !
[ Bell Ringing ]
512
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,640
Cooties ! Cooties !
513
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,920
[ Scraping Noise ]
514
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:27,240
[ Scraping Continues ]
Jack ? Honey ?
515
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:31,080
I made sloppy joes
for dinner.
516
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,880
I’m not hungry, Mom.
517
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:38,000
Really juicy ones.
Yeah ?
518
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,680
You’re gonna love it.
No, I won’t.
519
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,880
Guess what I made for dessert.
520
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,840
What ?
521
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,800
Ya have to guess.
522
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,760
Can ya smell it ?
Not through a box.
523
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,520
Chocolate pudding.
[ Laughs ]
524
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,680
Your favorite.
Not anymore, Mom.
525
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,960
It’s still hot.
526
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,920
Mmm ! I can smell it.
It’s steaming.
No, thanks.
527
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,440
[ Scraping Recedes ]
528
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,720
This is serious.
What happened ?
529
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:33,440
What do you think happened ?
Children whispering.
Children pointing.
530
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,840
He’s not used
to that, Brian.
Karen.
531
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,400
[ Kissing Sound ]
Jack !
532
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,440
Hey, your mom
made sloppy joes.
533
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,160
Mom hates sloppy joes.
534
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,200
Uh, that’s true.
In fact, all adults
hate slopping joes,
535
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,240
but sometimes we make ’em
to cheer up a kid
who’s had a bad day.
536
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,640
Wanna tell me
about it ?
No.
537
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,200
Okay.
538
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:12,080
You know, I was just
thinkin’ about first time
you ever rode a bike.
539
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,080
You remember that ?
Oh, yeah.
540
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:19,240
Huh ? I mean, you--
you were so determined
to ride.
541
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,240
You kept wipin’ out and--
Yeah.
542
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:25,560
You nearly took out
a couple of the neighbors.
543
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,040
It took a couple of days
until you finally got it.
544
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:32,600
But, look at you now.
I mean, you-- you’re
ridin’ like a pro.
545
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,120
Kind of like school,
isn’t it ?
Yeah.
546
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:44,800
Well, anyway,
I just wanted to see
how you were doin’.
547
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,640
You need anything,
give me a holler.
548
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,240
Hey, Dad.
549
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,640
Could we put up
a basketball hoop ?
550
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,040
Yeah.
551
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:06,120
[ Chattering ]
552
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,680
[ Girl ]Hi.
553
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,680
I’ll be back in a second.
554
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:37,560
Hey in there.
How ya doin’, Jack ?
Hi, Miss Marquez.
555
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:47,520
Oh, are those gummi bears ?
556
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,320
Could I have a red one ?
The red ones are my favorite.
557
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,600
Yeah ? Oh, thanks.
558
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,080
So, how do you
like it so far ?
559
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,600
[ Girls ]♪ Miss Marquez and Jack ♪
560
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,720
♪ Sittin’ in a tree ♪
561
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,880
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
562
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,000
Girls !
♪ First comes love ♪
563
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,240
♪ Then comes marriage ♪♪
564
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:27,840
Jack, if anybody
bothers you, you just
come and tell me, okay ?
565
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,840
[ Whispers ]
Okay.
566
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,440
Thanks for lunch.
567
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,800
[ Jack ] De nada.
[ Chuckles ]
All right.
568
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,080
Phoebe and Jane !
569
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,560
I told you.
It’s all your fault.
570
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,760
Over here right now.
Today !
571
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,800
Come on. We’re gonna
go see your teacher.
572
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,240
She started it.Please.
573
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,240
That was very rude, you know.[ Ball Bouncing ]
574
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,320
Let’s kick their butts.
575
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:04,600
Ha ! Hey, Louis !
You "louiser."
To ten !
576
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,920
I’m not in the mood
to get my butt kicked today.
577
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,120
Well, we got the new kid.
578
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,400
What are you, crazy ?
Wait. You can’t pick him.
He can’t play with us.
579
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,120
I can pick whoever I want.
What ? Are you
afraid to lose ?
580
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:22,840
No ! Pick whoever you want.
We never lose.
581
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,560
Yeah, pick whoever you want.We never lose.
582
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,320
Hey, you ! Big guy !
You shoot hoops ?
583
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,120
Me ?
584
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,960
No, the 40-year-old kid
behind you.
585
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,960
Yeah, you. You play ball ?
586
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,520
Yeah, with my dad.
587
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,560
Are you fried ?
Hey, at least
nobody’s gonna slam ’im.
588
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,320
All right, let’s do it.
Losers take out.
589
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:53,640
- So you take out.
- Yeah !
- Yeah, you take out.
590
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,960
Come on. Just one chip.
No !
591
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,640
This is gonna be a good game,
man.
Let go, man.
Give me some room.
592
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,680
Wanna grab a burger
after school sometime ?
593
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:08,320
Now, listen,
all you gotta do is
just stand by the hoop, okay ?
594
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,440
And I’ll feed ya the ball
like this.
595
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,200
Let’s do this.
Yeah, kick their butts.
596
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:20,000
Now, stand under the hoop.
Get your hands up.
597
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,520
[ Boy ]They let Godzilla out.
598
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,480
And block him !
I’ll try.
599
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,240
[ Boy ]Let’s do it.
600
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,400
Oh, boy.
601
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,520
[ Boy Groans ]
602
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,520
Come on !Get ’im, Jack !
603
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,040
Yes !
604
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,360
You said stand here.
605
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,480
Just move your feet.
606
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,520
Okay. Move my feet.
607
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,520
Pez ?
Sure. Thanks.
608
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,840
Stand here and move my feet.
609
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,560
Come on ! Come on !
610
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,840
- Jack ! Get ’im !
- [ Cheering ]
611
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,240
Hello, McFly.
Hello.
612
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,400
You gotta block him.
613
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,040
Invincible !
614
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:08,720
[ Muttering ][ Boy ]Fake out.
615
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,560
[ Louis ]Come on, Jack. Block ’im !
616
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,720
[ Cheering ]
617
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,240
No ! Man !
618
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,720
Good work.
619
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,280
Get ’im !
You get him !
620
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,560
That’s right, Mario !
621
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,200
[ Chuckles ]
622
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:31,920
- Where’s the ball ?
- Losers take out.
623
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,560
[ Chanting ]
Defense, defense, defense !
624
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,080
Defense, defense, defense !
625
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,920
Defense, defense, defense !
626
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,920
Come on, John-John !
Get it, John !
627
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,920
Get it in the hole, Jack !
628
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,240
- Like, that’s no fair !
- [ Grunts ]
629
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,920
That was good.
630
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,800
Give me the ball.
Hey, what’d
you stick at him ?
631
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,280
Loser takes out !
632
00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:00,400
Losers take out !
Whoo !
633
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,600
Give it to Mario !
634
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,640
Mario !Shut up, man !
635
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,120
- [ Chattering ]
- [ Cheering ]
636
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,640
[ Cheering ]
637
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,480
Loser !
Next time.
638
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,440
Okay, Jack, get it.
Come on, over here.
639
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,680
Get it ![ Cheering ]
640
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,960
[ Groans ]
641
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,960
Victor !
642
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,480
Bouncer !
643
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,480
[ Cheering ]
644
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,680
[ Cheering ]
645
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,640
- Whoo !
- Unstoppable !
646
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,160
- Come on, Victor.
- Give it up !
647
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,480
Get off of him !Man !
648
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,680
Get off of him !
649
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,000
- Get off of him !
- Aah !
650
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,880
[ Hoop Clattering ]
[ Cheering ]
651
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:16,800
Everybody,
take out your notebooks.
We have a new assignment.
652
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:22,200
And it’s something
I want you to put some
serious thought into.
653
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,200
I would like you all
to write an essay--
[ Class Groaning ]
654
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,920
[ Imitates Groaning ]
On what you would want to be
when you grow up.
655
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,320
Be sure to include reasons
for your choices.
656
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:35,880
And watch the spelling,
punctuation and grammar, please.
657
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,880
You’ll have to the end
of the semester to finish it.
658
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,160
Write the date on the top
of the page. Don’t forget.
659
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,840
You too, George.
The date.
I wanna be a gynecologist.
660
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,960
If that’s so, then
I want good reasons why.
661
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:50,000
You are the reason why,
Miss Marquez.
662
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,400
I want you to think
about this. It’s gonna be
a big part of your grade.
663
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,920
What are you going
to think about ?
664
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,240
Maybe you ought to think
about using one of the choices
from the board, all right ?
665
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,560
We’re gonna have to change
your name from Jack to Shaq.
666
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,880
Nice shooting.
Way to go.
667
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,080
Please, people, don’t leave
this till the last minute.
668
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,600
This is the kindof assignment I want youto spend some time on.
669
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,840
You have thewhole semester to do it,and just take your time.
670
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,960
Don’t sit down andwrite it all in one weekend.[ Bell Ringing ]
671
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,240
[ Chattering ]
672
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,280
[ Brakes Squeaking ]
Hey, guys.
673
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,720
I got the new blueprints
for the tree house.
We made it.
674
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,920
You guys,
it’s finally Friday.
675
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Who are we waitin’ for ?
What’s her name ?
Mrs. Durante.
676
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,280
Problem is, we don’t
have any Playboys
in the tree house.
677
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,280
Are you done with it ?
I heard George has
a new girlfriend.
678
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,280
Right over there.
Okay, you guys,
I gotta go.
679
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,800
Glasses.
Tree house
in an hour, right ?
680
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,800
She’s late.
Yep.
681
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,120
We can’t stay here all day.
Maybe we better
go back inside.
682
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,960
Hey, great game today.
683
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,160
Thanks.
Thanks for pickin’ me.
684
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:06,800
Now you gotta do me
another favor.
What kind of favor ?
685
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,480
Follow me.
686
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,880
Listen, my mother’s coming
to meet the principal today.
687
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,120
She wants
to talk to him.
So ?
688
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,480
Well, you’re going to be
the principal.
689
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,480
What ?
690
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,760
You gotta do it.
My mom talks to Principal McGee,
he’ll tell her I’ve been bad.
691
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,960
Well, have you been bad ?
Well, I haven’t done homework
since, like, the third grade.
692
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,920
Your dog
must be pretty full.
Yeah, right.
693
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,440
[ Car Approaching ]
Here she is.
You gotta do it.
694
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,000
Here. Turn around.
Louie, I can’t
be a principal.
695
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,840
I can’t do this.Turn around !
696
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,520
Principal McGee’s
really old.
Shh !
697
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,840
Louie ?
I can’t do this.
It’s a fib.
698
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,880
Oh, hi, honey.
699
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:57,080
Oh, sweetie, the Beef And Brew
only gave me ten minutes off,
so I gotta hustle.
700
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,120
Yeah. Hi.
Hi, sweetie. Hello.
701
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:04,640
So where’s the principal ?
Um, this is
Principal Powell.
702
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,320
He’s new here.
Just came a couple
of weeks ago.
Oh.
703
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:11,840
I told him you were coming.
Oh, well, hello,
Mr. Powell.
704
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,680
My name is Delores,
but my friends call me D.D.
705
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:18,480
So, tell me, what happened
to Principal McGee ? I just
talked to him on the phone.
706
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,720
I don’t know what happened
to Mr. McGee. Mr. Powell ?
707
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,560
[ Shoe Scrapes Ground ]
He got diarrhea.
708
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,760
Diarrhea ?
Yeah, he got diarrhea.
709
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,760
Uh, and he spewed.
710
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,160
Yeah ?
Threw up. Yeah,
and he had the squirts.
711
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,560
He had diarrhea.
Oh, boy, that’s more
than I needed to know.
712
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:45,040
He had to go to
the hospital. Appendicitis.
He had a bellyache.
713
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:49,040
Oh, my God.
Appendicitis.
That’s too bad.
714
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,680
Well, honey, listen.
I swiped ya a chocolate
mousse from the restaurant.
715
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,920
So go sit down and eat it
while I talk to the principal.
716
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,720
No, let me stay, Mom.
Oh, sweetie, please don’t
bust my chops over everything.
717
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,760
Go sit down.
Oh, God, you see ?
718
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,920
That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
He-- He doesn’t listen.
719
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,680
I mean, I don’t know whether
it’s all kids or just him.
720
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,880
Am I right ?
What’d you say ?
721
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:16,720
I said kids don’t listen.
Am I right ?
Don’t listen. No.
722
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,760
Yeah, well,
that’s what I thought.
723
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,600
Of course, you could say
the same thing about men too.
724
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:26,480
Probably your wife does
all the time.
Oh, no.
725
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,760
Aren’t ya married ?
Married ?
[ Chuckles ]
726
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,280
No, not married.I’m divorced myself.
727
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,360
And that’s another thing.You know, ever sincemy husband left us,
728
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,240
he’s got such a chipon his shoulder.
729
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,600
Potato or corn ?[ Laughs ]
730
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:45,000
Anyway, uh, you know.
He’s starting to get
interested in girls.
731
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,240
I found some dirty magazines
under his bed.
732
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,680
What am I supposed
to do about that ? What ?
I don’t know what to do.
733
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,480
[ Sighs ]
It’s a tough age.
Hmm.
734
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,120
I know, I mean,
I-I remember.
735
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,560
I mean, I re--
I’m remembering now.
736
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,680
It’s a tough age.
Uh.
737
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:06,040
Rough, tough age.
Ah.
738
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,280
So, tell me, meanwhile,
how is he doin’ ?
739
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,240
’Cause last September,
he was failing, uh, miserably.
740
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,800
Oh, um, Louie’s showing
a lot of improvement.
741
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,440
He’s on a roll really.
Really ?
742
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,640
Rolling.
A roll ?
743
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,960
Really.
Rolling along.
744
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,200
Really, really
rolling along.
Wow.
745
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,840
Wow. And, uh, I would say,
uh, he’s, uh,
746
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,080
the smartest kidin the whole school.[ Gasps ]
747
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,080
Yeah, if not,maybe the smartest kidI have ever met.
748
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,520
Oh, my God.
I can’t believe I’m finally
getting a good report.
749
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,480
Makes me so happy.
750
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,040
I mean, I can’t believe
you’re telling me this.
751
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,520
’Cause, you know,
this means that
maybe he’s happy,
752
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,840
and I made the right decision
about moving us out here.
753
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:56,080
Listen, you know, if you wanna
have lunch or something,
754
00:46:56,160 --> 00:47:01,560
we can talk about
Louie and, you know,
just kind of shoot the breeze.
755
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,240
What do you think ?
Don’t.
756
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,200
Oh, got a problem ?
It’s bad for ya.
757
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,320
Since when is
bein’ bad, bad ?
[ Laughs ]
758
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:16,080
[ Laughing Continues ]
Oh, no.
Oh, here she goes.
759
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,720
[ Laughing ]
760
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:23,720
So, uh, what do ya think ?
Do you wanna do lunch ? I get
a discount at the Beef And Brew.
761
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,440
Well, my mom brings
my lunch usually--
I mean, she makes it.
762
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,520
Honey, you’ve got to cut
those apron strings.
763
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,960
Hi, sweetie.
Hi.
764
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,480
Hi, angel.
Hi.
765
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,480
Well, Mr. Powell
has been telling me
what a good boy you’ve been.
766
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,360
I told you.
I didn’t believe you,
but now I do.
767
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,080
And I’m gonna give Mr. Powell
my number at work,
768
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:49,240
so that you can call me,
let me know how he’s doing.
769
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:54,240
Can stay on top of things.
That’s my number at work.
You can get me there anytime.
770
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:57,360
My mom said
I shouldn’t touch matches.
771
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,600
Oh, you live
with your mother ?
Well, yeah, at night.
772
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:04,480
Well, to each his own.
Anyway, you can call me,
773
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:08,640
uh, to talk about Louis
or, you know, any old thing.
774
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,760
So, uh-- Oh,
and that’s Memories.
775
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,440
That’s a club that
I hang out in sometimes.
776
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,800
You know, if I’m not at work,
that usually where I am.
777
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,120
But it’s a nice place
for people our age to hang out,
778
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:27,160
have a little drink,
take the edge off, you know.
779
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,280
Oh, I gotta go.
Oh, I’m gonna get fired.
780
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,280
Love your face.
Okay. Love you too.
781
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,800
Nice meeting you, Mr. Powell.
Ooh, you got a strong grip.
You’re a manly man.
782
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,840
All right, you got your key
to the house ?
Mmm !
783
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,960
Okay, I’ll meet ya
at home.
Okay.
784
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,320
I love ya.
I love you too.
785
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,640
Bye !
786
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,920
[ Engine Starts ]
787
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:02,320
Wow ! Whoa.
That was great.
[ Laughs ]
788
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,320
How’d I do ?
You did great.
789
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,640
Yeah ?
Yeah.
790
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:10,000
Boy !
[ Laughs, Sighs ]
791
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,520
Hey, man. I owe you one.
Sorry about my mom, Jack.
792
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:18,680
She’s looking for love
in all the wrong places.
Yeah, I know.
793
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,280
Maybe I’ll see you
over the weekend.
794
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,280
Cool.
795
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,360
Pal.
796
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,880
Thanks.
797
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,880
Mom ! I’m home !
798
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,360
I’m here. I’m here.
Here.
799
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,920
[ Phone Ringing ]
800
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,120
[ Nickering ]
Yeah, okay.
801
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,760
Phone call for you,
Brian, okay ?
Yeah, just-- Okay. Yeah ?
802
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,880
Can I talk to him ?
Can I talk to him ?
Jackie wants to talk to you.
803
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:19,200
Dad, hey, Dad.
Got your hair, Mom. Sorry.
Hey, Dad. Yeah. Hey, Dad.
804
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:22,000
I got to play
basketball today.
They picked me.
805
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,880
Yeah, not just
’cause I’m humongous.
’Cause I’m real good.
806
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,600
Yeah, I scored
a thousand points. Naw, you’re
right. It was only a hundred.
807
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,760
I’m kidding. It was 14.
Yeah, but each time I got the--
I scored !
808
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,920
Just like this.
Wait. Listen, Dad.
[ Squashing ]
809
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,400
Oh ! Yeah, and I met this
really cool kid named Louie.
Not Louis, Louie. Yeah.
810
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,920
His mom gave me some matches.
Yeah. Those are the matches.
Can I play with ’em ?
811
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:43,640
Okay, slow down, buddy.
Slow down.
812
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:49,600
Hey, Dad, Louie has
dirty magazines under his bed.
What are dirty magazines ?
813
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,240
I got to be principal.Yeah, I pretended to be.
814
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,480
And I got a lot
of homework to do. I got
a great homework assignment.
815
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,760
And you know what.
Miss Marquez ate one
of my red gummi bears.
816
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,080
And she said, "Way to go."
You know, but not
because of red gummi bears.
817
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,200
Because of the way
I play basketball.
Yeah, it was great.
818
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,280
She said Shaq better
watch his back.
819
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,120
She’s what Grandpa says is a
real piece of work. It’s really
great. What are you doing ?
820
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,960
Naw, I’m just--
just, uh, shootin’ an ad layout.
821
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,320
Carrots, for the carrot board.
Just giant carrots, yeah.
822
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,480
- Wow, that’s pretty boring.
- Well--
823
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,800
Listen, Dad, I gotta go.
No, I really gotta go.
824
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,960
Number one. Okay ?
See ya.
825
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,440
Yeah, listen, Dad ?
Don’t hug me anymore
in front of the guys, okay ?
826
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,440
Yeah, you know.
It’s like--
It’s weird.
827
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,440
Yeah, okay. See ya.
828
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,960
Yeah, I’ll take the matches
in the bathroom, so if I do
number two, I’m ready.
829
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,680
Okay, put your mom on.
Yeah.
830
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,480
Brian.
831
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,800
Yeah, I can hear ya all right.
No, it’s this cord.
832
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,600
Oh, wait. Oh !
833
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,640
You okay ?
834
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:51,120
- Honey !
- Is he okay ?
835
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,160
Yes, he’s okay.
He’s so excited.
836
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:58,920
[ Doorbell Ringing ][ Karen Laughing,Indistinct Clattering ]
837
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,760
[ Jack Screaming,Clattering Continues ]Hey, Jack’s mother !
838
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,200
[ Karen Shrieks,Clattering Continues ]
Hey, Jack ?
839
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,600
[ Laughing,Video Game Noises Beeping ]
840
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,880
[ Vibrating ]
841
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,320
[ Vibrating Continues ]
842
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:19,800
Jack’s mother ?
Can Jack come out and play ?
843
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,680
I’m Mrs. Powell.
And you are ?
844
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:25,680
Louis Durante.
Pleased to meet you.
845
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:28,840
[ Toy Clattering ]
846
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,840
I know Jack from school.
I was wondering
if Jack wanted to...
847
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,200
to come to a sleepover
some of us guys are having.
848
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:38,360
I mean, if he’s
allowed to and stuff.
[ Whispers ] Sleepover.
849
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,520
Well, I can check.
We kind of had some
other plans, you know.
850
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,800
Hey, Jack !
Bye, Mom.
851
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,280
[ Louie ]See ya.
852
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,920
Honey, be extra careful !
[ Jack ]Uh-huh !
853
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,400
- And don’t stay up too late !
- I won’t, Mom !
854
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,320
[ Toy Clattering ]
855
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,760
[ Birds Chirping ]
856
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:11,400
So, how fast do you grow ?
Four times as fast as you.
857
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,560
Like cat years ?
Yeah, sort of.
858
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,200
Like when I’m 20,
I’ll look really old.
859
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,200
Hey, man, you hear
the first 20 are
the best ones anyway.
860
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:24,200
My mom says it’s
all downhill after that.
Yeah ?
861
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:27,120
Yeah !
Like this ? Ha !
862
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,120
Like this !
[ Growls ]
863
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,760
[ Owl Hooting ]
864
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,000
[ Jack ]Wow. You guysbuilt this yourself ?
865
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,040
Yeah. Cool, huh ?
866
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,000
You must have started this
in preschool.
867
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,000
We’re gonna introduce you
to the guys.
[ Creaking ]
868
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,200
Is this safe ?
Yeah, it’s safe.
869
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,160
Really ?
[ Creaking Continues ]
870
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,880
Hey, don’t sweat it.
Just go along with
whatever I say.
871
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,880
Do you think the other kids
are gonna like me ?
872
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,720
Hey, you’re tight with me,
you’re tight with them.
They’re gonna love you.
873
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,160
[ Chattering ]
874
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:58,720
Yeah, it is.
It’s a purple one.
875
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,040
Bigger, man.
Hey, Lou.
876
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:06,160
- Hey, Louie.
- Hey. I brought Jack.
He’s right down there.
877
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:09,720
- You brought the freak ?
- He’s not a freak.
878
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,600
- You said he was a freak.
- Yeah.- I said wrong, right ?
879
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,600
Get over it.He’s cool.
880
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,680
He knows how to shoot hoops.
881
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,560
And he did me a favor today.
Here. Check this out.
882
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:26,280
[ Paper Rustling ]Look what he picked upon the way over. Huh ?
883
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,040
- He bought that ?
- Eh, eh.
884
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,880
No way.
Way ! Walked right into
the store, picked it up.
885
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,240
No fear or nothin’.
886
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,200
My man’s the man.
That is way cool.
887
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:41,840
Wish I was a freak.
Hey, lay off the
freak stuff, all right ?
888
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:46,120
Jack’s cool. We gottalet him kick it with us.
889
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,600
If he walks,the Penthouse walks too.
890
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,000
Bye, boys.
♪♪ [ Humming ]
891
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,360
Okay, he can hang.
♪♪ [ Humming Continues ]
892
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,880
But if he weirds out oranything, he’s history, okay ?
893
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,560
Wait a second.
Look, see the
maximum weight up here.
894
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,920
I don’t think it’s such
a good idea. 150 pounds
up here. It’ll never hold.
895
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:08,000
Eddie. Two words.
Pent House.
He’s comin’ up, so--
896
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,120
[ Creaking ]
897
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,600
[ Creaking Continues ]
898
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:25,080
Guys, this is Jack.
[ Whispers ]
Hi.
899
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,360
[ Creaking Continues ]
900
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,600
Oh, man, I got
a bad hip problem.
901
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:33,640
Sorry.
Watch the TV.
902
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,960
Come on !
903
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,880
Come on !
Watch out, okay ?
904
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,400
Sorry.
905
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,960
- Take it easy.
- Take the chill pill, okay ?
906
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,920
Watch the lamp !
907
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,280
- Come on, man !
- Sit down.
908
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,680
Sit down already.
Sit down.
909
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,760
This wasn’tsuch a good idea.
910
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,280
Come on. Easy. This tree houseis four years old. I want itto live till ten. Please.
911
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,720
Hey, Jack, uh, so,you bought that magazine ?Yeah.
912
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:04,440
Buy ’em all the time.
913
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,400
What about Hustler ?
You get Hustler ?
If you want it.
914
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,920
Swank ?
Yeah.
915
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:14,560
That and, uh, you know,
all the grownup stuff...
916
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,560
that only grownups
can read.
917
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:20,200
Cool. And they don’t
give you no trouble
in buying one ?
918
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,400
I mean, like,
they don’t ask for I.D. ?
919
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:26,960
No. You know, I just
don’t shave for a day
and then I look like I’m 50.
920
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,960
Hey, uh, Jack, mind if
I look at the Penthouse?
921
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,640
Knock yourself out.
922
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:37,120
So you really shave, Jack ?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I started when I was four.
923
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,160
Oh, wow. Cool.
Feel.
924
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,520
’Cause I’m looking forward
to shaving. What do you think ?
See anything right there ?
925
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,880
Any whiskers
around there ?
Let’s see.
926
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,920
Yeah, there’s maybe
one there.
927
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,720
Yeah, I think that’s one.
Oh, if I were you,
928
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,520
I’d grow like a Fu Manchu thing
or maybe a goat.
929
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,640
A goat ?
Like a goatee.
930
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,480
Oh ! That’d be ba-a-a-d.
Ba-a-a-d, dude.
931
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:03,360
Ba-a-a-d, man.
Ooh, Eddie.
Check this out.
932
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,520
Excuse me.
Think our moms
look like that ?
933
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,880
No, only Penthouse girlslook like that.
934
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:15,120
They’re special. I mean, like,
they come from a special part
of the country or somethin’.
935
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:19,880
- So how do ya like it ?
- It’s great. What do you guys
do here all night ?
936
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,280
Anything we want.
937
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,400
Hey, Jack,
ever get a boner ?
938
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,640
You know, an erector ?
939
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,880
Not yet. I’m hopin’
to get one for Christmas.
[ Laughing ]
940
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,480
[ Laughing Continues ]
941
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,960
I want to hear a manly rip.
Show us what you’re made of.
Oh, wait.
942
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,240
Wait, wait. Oh, just warmin’
up. Just clearin’ my throat.
[ Farts ]
943
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,120
I feel it down below.
944
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,400
[ Farting ]
945
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:53,320
[ Groaning ]
That’s disgusting !
946
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,360
Almost blew a seam
on my pants.
947
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,200
Oh ! Here comes
another one !
Oh, here you go !
948
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,480
Can this one !
A real rectal rocket.
Oh, yes.
949
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:06,800
Out, demon spirit.
[ Farting ]
950
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,080
[ Farting ]
951
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,160
[ Cheering ]
Bingo !
952
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:16,440
- Get it outta here.
- The earth is rumbling.
7.5 on the Prickter scale.
953
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,320
Give it to George.Jack Powell, the manly farter.
954
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,680
Smell it.
It’s got good hang time.
Go, George. Oh !
955
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:25,240
Oh ! It’s deadly !Nerve gas ![ Can Clatters ]
956
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,240
[ Groans ]
957
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:31,280
- Whoo ! Fire down below !
- He’s revived.
958
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,840
Hey, fire in the hole, guys.
Check it out.
959
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,640
Okay, guys,
here we go !
Flashlights off, everybody.
960
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,640
Open it. Open it.
Ready ?
961
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,480
[ Shouts ]
962
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,800
Karen ? Karen ?
963
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,800
Jack ?
964
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,720
No. It’s me.
965
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:56,640
We’ve got to be there
in a half-hour.
966
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:00,000
Don’t make fun.
I never would.
967
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:07,040
We usually come in here
and have our little talks
before bedtime.
968
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:10,600
You feel traded in
for a bunch of spitting,
swearing ten year olds ?
969
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:14,960
Yeah.
Still got me, you know.
970
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,360
[ Moaning ]
971
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:25,040
[ Brian ]It’s just the wayit is for everybody.
972
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:28,400
You give birth to ’em,you clothe ’em,you feed ’em.
973
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,400
Then one day you come home,they’re teenagers.They hate you for no reason.
974
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,600
Wouldn’t talk to youif your hair was on fire.
975
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,840
[ Chuckles ]
I know.
976
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:42,560
It’s just
it’s the first night
he’s slept away from home.
977
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:48,320
Meaning, we’ve never been
alone in the house before.
978
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,520
Uh-oh.
979
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:55,400
I think it’s nice being
the only size 11 shoe
under our bed.
980
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,640
Oh, I just hope
he’s okay.
981
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:08,880
[ Jack ]Wow ! I think I gotanother one in me !
982
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,760
No ! We need
more ketchup !
983
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:15,440
- Maggot soup.
- Thyme.
- Fart juice.
984
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,000
- Fart juice.
- Jack, you’d better eat this.
985
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,600
Eat it all.
Oof !
986
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,560
- You better eat this.- Mix it up.- What are you doin’ ?
987
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,880
- Sardines !
- [ Chattering ]
988
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,480
- No, I can’t do it.
Oh, no, no, don’t put that in.
- Go, go, go !
989
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,560
Go, go, go,go, go, go !
Worms ?
990
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,040
Go, go, go !
Don’t add the worm.
991
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:39,400
- Go, go, go, go, go, go !
Go on !
992
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,560
I’m gonna puke.No, no, no, no !
993
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,080
Oh, please, no.
Go, go, go, go !
994
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,200
No ! No !
Yeah ! Yeah !
995
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,800
Don’t put my hand in it !
No !
996
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:53,000
- Oh !
- [ Groans ]
997
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,440
[ Groaning, Laughing ]
998
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,600
[ Laughing ]
999
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,800
Watch out !He’s gonna spew !
1000
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,280
I’m warning you !
1001
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,600
Wow. Not bad.
[ Burps ]
1002
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,240
[ Camera Clicks ]
1003
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,400
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Louis.
1004
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:33,440
Let us up. Please ?I wanna see whatit’s like up there.
1005
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,440
Will you guys hold on
for one second ?
1006
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,440
We just wanna
clean the place up
a little bit, okay ?
1007
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:41,200
See ? He’s gonna let us up.
He’s not gonna let us up.
1008
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,000
Did you hear the way
he said it ?
1009
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:47,160
Boys do not clean up !"Let us clean it upa little bit."
1010
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,480
Yeah, right.
I’ll bet you.
Watch.
1011
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:52,600
No girls allowed !
1012
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,560
- Oh, dang !
- Direct hit !
1013
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:59,280
[ Chattering ]
1014
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,320
[ Cheering ]
1015
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,960
Left, left,
right, left.
1016
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,960
Hey, Ed, are you
Dr. Kevorkian ?
1017
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,400
Yeah.
Ah.
1018
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,400
Peppermints.
Peppermints.
1019
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,400
Pom-Pom.
Pom-Poms.
1020
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,120
Power Bar.
Power Bar.
1021
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,120
Pez.
Pez.
1022
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,680
And peanuts.
Peanuts.
1023
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:25,360
- Uh, Penthouse.
- Okay, and a Penthouse.
1024
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,800
Jack ? Jack ?
Do you read me ?
Come in.
1025
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,800
Ten-four.
We have liftoff.
I have the Penthouse.
1026
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,840
Do you have a picture
of the pope ?
It’s just a "p."
1027
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,840
[ Boys Laughing ]
1028
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,280
You guys,
I brought a friend.
1029
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,280
Okay ?
1030
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,960
[ Whistles ]
[ Whistles ]
1031
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,840
[ Whistles ]
[ Whistles ]
1032
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,920
[ Creaking ]
1033
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,920
This is Mr. Woodruff.
1034
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:02,080
Are you ten too ?
1035
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,440
Uh, well,
if you ask my wife.
1036
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:09,600
No, I’m afraid
I’m just a regular,
garden variety, old fart.
1037
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,640
[ Creaking ]
1038
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:13,960
I mean, this tree house
wasn’t made for--
1039
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,080
What ?
1040
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:20,560
It won’t hold, you know--
The, uh-- The, uh--
1041
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,080
[ Creaking ]
1042
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:27,960
Well, now, this place
is a lot hipper than I thought.
1043
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,640
No, it isn’t. So--
1044
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,800
So I hear you’re a good tutor.
1045
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:38,160
Well, I don’t like to blow
my own horn, but, uh--
1046
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,280
[ Snickering ]
1047
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,240
You know, twin cheeks.Let one fly.Rectal rocket.
1048
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:48,080
- Do what ?
- You wanna fart in the can ?
1049
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:50,920
I’m afraid, boys, you wouldn’t
want that to happen.
1050
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,920
Some of my parts
are rotten.
1051
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,920
Come on. I thought you saidyou were a good "tooter."
1052
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:59,680
I’ve been known to chase
whole families away.
1053
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,280
You mean you’re betterthan Jack ?
I taught Jack.
1054
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:06,120
Oh !
Oh !
1055
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,240
Fellas ? Fellas ?No, this is enough.
1056
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,240
- Are you kidding ?
- No.
1057
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:12,840
A little Tabasco
comin’ in.
Fellas.
1058
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,680
♪♪ [ Humming ]
1059
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,600
I’m tellin’ you,
it tastes like chicken.
1060
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,720
Did you eat this, Jack ?
Yeah.
1061
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,720
Everybody has to.
It’s good !
1062
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,080
Did you eat it really ?
Mm-hmm.
1063
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:27,840
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go !
1064
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:32,680
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go !
1065
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:36,200
Go, go, go !
I love you, man !
1066
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:41,080
- Oh, no !
- [ Laughing ]
1067
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,400
[ Shouting ]
1068
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,600
[ Jack ] You’re in.[ Mr. Woodruff ]I am ?
1069
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,320
Thank you so much.[ Boy ] You’re in the club.
1070
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,320
♪ He’s gonna get caught ♪
1071
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:55,040
Wait. Are you sure
this is a cool song ?
This is a cool song.
1072
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:58,800
♪ He’s gonna get caught ♪
This doesn’t sound
like a cool song.
1073
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,560
♪ Just you wait and seeWhy’s everybody alwayspickin’ on-- ♪
1074
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,560
♪ You know the parts ♪
♪ Ba-room ♪
1075
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:06,560
♪ Beep, beep, ba, ba
Boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ Ba-room ♪
1076
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:10,240
♪ I smell smoke
in the auditorium ♪
♪ Ba-room ♪
1077
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,480
♪ Charley Brown ♪
♪ Charley Brown ♪
1078
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,920
♪ Yeah, he’s a clown ♪♪ Charley Brown ♪
1079
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,480
♪ That Charley Brown ♪
♪ Boo, da, bo ♪
1080
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:22,320
♪ He’s gonna get caught
Just you wait and see ♪
1081
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,840
♪ Why is everybody
always pickin’ on me ♪
1082
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:30,120
♪ Who’s always writin’
on the wall ♪
1083
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:33,800
♪ Who’s always goofin’
in the hall ♪
1084
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,320
♪ Who’s always
throwin’ spitballs ♪
1085
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,200
♪ Guess who ♪
1086
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,000
- ♪ Who, me ♪
- ♪ Yeah, you ♪
1087
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:43,480
- Watch out !
- No, no.
1088
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:47,560
Wait a second, people.
We’re at the absolute
limit here !
1089
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:51,000
There’s nothing wrong, Eddie.You’re paranoid.
1090
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,200
- ♪ Charley Brown ♪- What’s that ?
1091
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,640
[ Mr. Woodruff ]Everybody, stay calm.
1092
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:57,880
What’s goin’ on ?No, no. No !
1093
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:01,800
- Oh !
- Everybody, stay calm !
1094
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:05,600
[ Shouting ]
1095
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:09,120
[ Screaming ]
1096
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:23,280
[ Screaming ]
1097
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,800
Oh !
Oh, guys.
1098
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:44,960
- Stay calm.- I told you so. I told you so.
1099
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:50,360
- We could have been killed !
- ♪ Why is everybody always
fallin’ on me ♪♪
1100
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,360
[ Man On Radio ]And speaking of the mayor,it’s certainly going to be...
1101
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,560
a busy day for him today.
1102
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:58,240
He’ll be attendingthe opening ceremoniesof the new public library.
1103
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:01,800
And by the way,we invite you to stop byand enjoy the festivities there.
1104
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,840
Be sure to bring alongthe kids if you can.
1105
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,720
Later on, the mayor will bemeeting with the city council.
1106
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:10,200
Afterwards, there willbe a press conference--[ Continues, Indistinct ]
1107
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,920
Then atapproximately 12:00 noon,St. Anthony’s Church...
1108
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000
will be holding theirannual auction fund-raiser--
1109
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:21,080
[ Karen ]Jack, honey ! It’s 8:15.
1110
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:24,120
They invite you to stop byand-- [ Indistinct ]
Pushing it.
1111
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:27,480
[ Radio Continues,Indistinct ]
1112
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,880
[ Girl ]When I grow up, I want to getmarried when I’m 28.
1113
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:42,480
Because if you get marriedbefore that, statistics saythat you’ll be divorced.
1114
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:47,480
However,I feel if I wait
till my late twenties,
I can fool statistics...
1115
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:50,400
and live happily ever afterwith my husband,
1116
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,440
who will also be over 28.
1117
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,280
What do I want
to be when I grow up ?
[ George ] I want to be--
1118
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,240
[ George ]...and deliver babies.
Alive.
1119
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:00,200
[ Miss Marquez ]We get the picture, George.Thank you very much.
1120
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,280
[ Bell Ringing ]
Hey, Jack.
1121
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:06,920
Hey, what’s wrong,
buddy ?
Nothin’.
1122
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,480
Come on.
Let’s go.
1123
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,560
Gotta stay and
ask Miss Marquez something.
1124
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,160
You want me to stick around ?
1125
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:15,680
Yeah, but I’ll see ya
downstairs.
1126
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:18,160
Good luck.
1127
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,560
You stud, you.
1128
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:27,400
Bye, Miss Marquez.
Bye-bye.
I’ll see you tomorrow.
1129
01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:29,680
Bye, Miss Marquez.Bye.
1130
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,320
Jack, you’re still here.
1131
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:43,240
Jack, do you feel okay ?
Is everything all right ?
1132
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:46,760
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
1133
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,560
I know you like ’em.
1134
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:06,920
I saved all the red gummi bears.
Took a long time
to get a whole bag.
1135
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,920
Well, this is very sweet
of you, Jack.
Thank you.
1136
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,680
So I’m a nice guy, huh ?
1137
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:19,680
You’re a very nice
young man, yes.
1138
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,680
Miss Marquez ?
1139
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:26,000
I was thinking that maybe,
if you didn’t have
anything to do,
1140
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,600
that you might want to go
to the dance with me.
1141
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:32,520
It’d be really,
really fun.
1142
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:34,920
Oh, Jackie.
1143
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:39,000
So you want to go ?
My mom will drive us.
1144
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:43,440
Jack, you don’t want to go
with me. I’m an old lady.
1145
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:46,760
But that’s why.
That’s why I wanna go with ya.
1146
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:51,520
I can’t go with the girls
my age, because I look
so much older than them.
1147
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,080
You look
just like me.
1148
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,640
Oh, Jackie. Jack.
1149
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:03,360
You are still
a very young man...
1150
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,360
up here.
1151
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:13,040
I-- I know
I look closer to your age
than the girls in class.
1152
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:15,080
You’re right about that.
1153
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:17,640
So what time should
my mom and I pick ya up ?
1154
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:27,200
Jack, you are my student.
1155
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,840
And I’m your teacher.
1156
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:33,800
And teachers and students
don’t go to dances together.
1157
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:37,840
Do you understand that ?
Please ?
1158
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,240
No.
1159
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:45,320
I’m sorry, honey.
1160
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:48,800
It just wouldn’t be right.
1161
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:50,920
Do ya understand ?
1162
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:54,000
Oh, Jackie, don’t.
1163
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:59,040
Oh, Jack.
I’m okay.
1164
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,600
Jack ? Jack ?
Wait.
1165
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:05,440
Jack, come back.Let’s talk !
I don’t wanna talk.
1166
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,720
Jack, it has nothing
to do with you.
Leave me alone.
1167
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:11,120
[ Panting ]
Ow.
1168
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:15,560
Ow.
1169
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:20,320
[ Groaning ]
1170
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,800
Jack ?
It hurts.
1171
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:30,000
Somebody help us !
Somebody help !
1172
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:32,440
Something’s wrong.
Hold on.
1173
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:35,960
Somebody help !
Somebody help !
1174
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:39,520
Miss Marquez !
Jack’s hurt !
1175
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:44,680
Excuse me. Miss ?
Nurse, which way’s
Intensive Care ?
1176
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,080
Down the hall, first left
and up the stairs.
Okay.
1177
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:55,080
I think what happened here is
the result of severe strain.
1178
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:57,680
So it wasn’ta heart attack ?
1179
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:00,120
Well, not exactly.
1180
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:05,760
This is a form of
arteriosclerosis or angina.
1181
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:08,720
But Jack’s situation
is unique.
1182
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,280
[ Woman ]Honey, that’s your heart.
1183
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:13,280
Is it okay ?
His 40-year-old heart is tryingdesperately to keep up--
1184
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,640
You can wait for
your parents here.
They’ll be a few more minutes.
1185
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:18,840
That combined withhis rapid growthhas caused a great deal...
1186
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,840
of wear and tearon his heart.
Can I have a sucker ?
1187
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:24,720
His internal clock
is running out.
1188
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:29,360
The physical signs of agingare going to occur more quickly.
1189
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,800
His body is working overtime.
1190
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:37,640
Little thingsthat we take for grantedare gonna affect him truly.
1191
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,360
Hey.
1192
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:12,320
Go on. Hey.
1193
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:23,240
[ Clicks Tongue, Sighs ]
1194
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:26,120
[ Door Opens ]
1195
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:31,400
[ Train Whistle BlowingIn The Distance ]
1196
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:38,360
How do you feel, Jackie ?
I’m okay.
1197
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:43,800
Louis just called for you.
He said he hopes
you feel better.
1198
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:47,680
I told him you’d call him
back tomorrow.
1199
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:52,520
- You need your rest.
- Why do I need rest, Mom ?
I feel fine.
1200
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,520
[ Beeping ]
1201
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,440
Here.
What’s that ?
1202
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:02,560
It’s for you.
A surprise ?
1203
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:07,960
Oh, thanks.
[ Chuckles ]
1204
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:12,320
Honey--
[ Beeps ]
1205
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,320
Oh.
1206
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:21,040
We don’t ever want anything
like this to happen again.
Me too.
1207
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:25,720
So, we’re gonna go back
to the way things were
before you started school.
1208
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,680
No.
1209
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,840
Hey, remember
all the fun we had ?
No.
1210
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,840
No. No ! No !
1211
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,960
It wasn’t fun !
1212
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:46,480
Jack, it’s--
It’s the only way.
1213
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,080
What about my friends ?
What about Louie ?
1214
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:51,320
What about George ?
What about John-John ?
1215
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:55,160
Well, honey, they’ll come,
and they’ll visit with you.
1216
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:59,080
Mr. Woodruff will come.
Mom, Mom.
1217
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:02,040
I want to be
with my friends.
I want to be outside.
1218
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:04,160
Honey, please,
don’t do that.
Oh !
1219
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,160
Honey.
Please, Mom.
Please.
1220
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,160
I’m not trying
to be mean.
Come on.
1221
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:13,720
Hey. Hey, remember--
♪ Button up your overcoat
when the wind blows free ♪
1222
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:18,520
♪ Take good care of yourself
You belong to me ♪♪
1223
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,640
No, I don’t.
1224
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,520
Dad !
1225
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,160
[ Footfalls Running ]
1226
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:34,640
Dad !
1227
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:36,800
[ Sniffling ]
Dad.
1228
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:41,680
Hey.
Please, don’t
make me stay home.
1229
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:46,520
I wanna go back to school.
Please ! Let me go back.
1230
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:49,840
[ Sighs ]
Don’t make me be alone.
1231
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:52,600
Please, Dad, please.
Okay, okay, okay.
1232
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:56,120
Please ! Please !Please.
1233
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,360
Okay.[ Jack Sobbing ]
1234
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:02,280
Jackie. You’re my boy.My little boy.
1235
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:06,360
[ Crying Continues ]Oh ! Jackie.
1236
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:10,680
[ Sobbing ]
Oh, please.
1237
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:14,920
Oh, please.[ Sobbing ]
1238
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,520
[ Brian ]I-I’m just sayin’that we can’t be afraid.
1239
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,160
Afraid thathe’ll fall down.
1240
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:33,360
Afraid thathe’ll hurt himself...
1241
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:36,000
or another kid.
1242
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:40,840
Afraid tohave another baby.
1243
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:43,280
Brian, you knowwe can’t do that.
1244
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:46,240
No, I don’t know that.
1245
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,800
You know another babymight be like--
1246
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,280
No, I don’t know anything ofthe sort, and the doctors nevertold us anything of the sort.
1247
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:56,080
Hon, ten years ago,when we had Jack,
1248
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:59,520
we thought he was gonna bethe first of three or four.
1249
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:01,680
It’s not the right timeto be talking about it.
1250
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,160
Sooner or laterwe have to talkabout it, hon.
1251
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:07,920
[ Siren Wailing ]
1252
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:13,920
Nice set of wheels
you got there, boy.
1253
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:18,120
[ Gagging ]
You okay ?
1254
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:22,200
You okay ?
[ Gagging Continues ]
1255
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:25,800
[ Groaning ]
Here. Have another hit
off this. It’ll help you.
1256
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:28,400
Oh.
Don’t waste it.
1257
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:31,240
Check your bike,
buddy.
1258
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:37,000
♪ Ah, baby, I realized ♪
1259
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,600
♪ That I’m trying ♪
1260
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:41,800
♪ Trying to forget you ♪
1261
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,360
Hey ! Watch it, asshole.
Excuse me.
1262
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:47,960
♪ With tears ♪
Booger breath.
1263
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,320
So he starts this minimalist--
You ever hear of this
minimalist joke ?
1264
01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:53,520
It’s supposed to be funny.
I’m supposed to laugh.
1265
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:57,360
Here’s one.Knock.Knock ?
1266
01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:00,400
This is the joke.Knock ? That’s it ?
1267
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:04,960
That’s it.
This guy comes in here.
He asks for Q-Tips.
1268
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,160
We can’t even give aspirin.I think he’s kidding.This a joke ?
1269
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:12,200
He gets mad at me’cause I don’t have Q-Tips.This is no drugstore. What ?
1270
01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:17,080
Cool.
1271
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,840
What ? What do you want ?
1272
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:33,920
I’ll have a...
1273
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,760
Shirley Temple with
extra "marciano" cherries.
1274
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:39,760
Maraschino.
1275
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,240
That’s what I said.
Maraschino.
1276
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,520
Why don’t you get him
a madonna ? You know
what a madonna is ?
1277
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:51,720
No.
A Shirley Temple
without the cherry.
1278
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:56,640
Bring him one of these,
will ya ? I’m Paulie.
How’s it hangin’ ?
1279
01:18:56,680 --> 01:19:02,040
Okay. My name’s Jack.
All right.
To Jack.
1280
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,040
Go ahead.
1281
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:08,120
There you go, buddy.
To Paulie.
1282
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,760
Yeah. Come on.
Knock it back, will ya ?
1283
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:12,840
Here’s lookin’
at you, kid.
I’m no kid !
1284
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:16,000
All right.[ Chuckles ]
1285
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:22,520
You like that ?Gets the bugs outta your nose.Yeah.
1286
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:27,280
[ Woman Laughing ]
So she says to me-- She says,
"I want to spank you now."
1287
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:29,360
Oh, no.
Can you believe it ?
1288
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:31,360
No.
Spank me.
1289
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:34,080
Paulie, you must
have been a bad boy.
Oh, yeah.
1290
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:37,520
Oh, Paulie was bad.
Bad ? Oh, wow.
What did ya do ?
1291
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:41,600
Well, you know,
this led to that,
1292
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:45,040
and I-I-I ended up
goin’ limp.
1293
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,240
You hurt your leg ?
Yeah.
1294
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:51,520
I couldn’t get it started.
And I’m stuck there
in my birthday suit...
1295
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,600
as limp as a wet noodle.
It was your birthday ?
1296
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:57,240
Humiliated beyond belief,
beyond repair.
1297
01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:02,160
[ Exhales ]
Wow. Ever happen to you ?
Lots.
1298
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:07,560
Oh, Christ. Oh, man.
Oh, God. It is a pity.
1299
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,360
Well, what can
I tell ya, man ?
1300
01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:12,960
You married man,
Jack ? No ?
Not yet.
1301
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,960
"Not yet."
[ Chuckles ]
1302
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:17,000
You’re a lucky man.
Don’t give that up.
1303
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:21,280
Yeah, mine, uh,
mine threw me out...
1304
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:25,440
when she found out
about my little escapades.
1305
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:28,240
She wanted to take me back,
but I said-- I said no.
1306
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:31,320
I said, "No, ’cause it’s
time to make a change."
1307
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:35,320
’Cause that’s what
it’s about, isn’t it ?
It’s all about change.
1308
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,840
Yeah.
1309
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,960
God, I’ll tell ya,
1310
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,600
it is God’s
cruel trick, Jack.
1311
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:47,280
First you start
losin’ your hair.
Yeah.
1312
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:50,280
Then it starts growin’
on your back.
On your back ! Yeah.
1313
01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:52,360
Like that.
Out of your nose.
Look at that.
1314
01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:54,560
And your ears.
Your ears, yeah.
1315
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:56,560
What’s that all about ?
1316
01:20:56,640 --> 01:21:00,000
Your eyebrows start growin’
all out of whack.
1317
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,520
Next thing you know
you’re walkin’ around
like some bald gorilla.
1318
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:05,040
They call you freak.
1319
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:10,560
Before you know it,you’re pushin’ up the daisiesat some depressing cemetery.
1320
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,040
Ooh !
1321
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:22,000
[ Jack Whispering ] Wow.Now there isa sad story for ya.
1322
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:24,000
I know her.
Yeah, ya do ?
1323
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,960
Yeah.
Husband ran out on her and
the kids couple of years back.
1324
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,960
Kid.
Haven’t seen her...
1325
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:32,440
since, I guess.
1326
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,120
Bet you could crack walnuts
on her ass too.
1327
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,400
[ Cigarette Lighter Snaps ]
1328
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:41,520
[ Chuckles ]
1329
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,520
[ Thudding ]
1330
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:49,240
[ Paulie ]Hey, go for it, big Jack.
Hi, boys.
1331
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:51,520
[ Man ]Hi, D.D.
1332
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:57,840
Oh !
1333
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:01,360
Principal Powell !
1334
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:05,080
I’m so surprised
to see you here.
1335
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:09,560
Oh, what a nice surprise.
I can’t believe it.
1336
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:13,280
Nice to see you.
It’s nice to see someone I know.
1337
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:19,240
Oh, well, that’s
a nice thing to say.
How you doing ?
1338
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:22,080
I can’t believe
you’re here.
Me too.
1339
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:26,320
Believe me. That wasn’t
the first matchbook
I ever passed out.
1340
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:34,080
Mmm. Ooh. That looks
like fun. Wanna go dance ?
1341
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,640
Okay.
1342
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:40,720
Oh.
1343
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:45,720
Mmm, so gallant.
You man, you.
1344
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:48,880
♪ Shoo-do, shoo-be-do ♪
1345
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:52,320
♪ Shoo-do, shoo-be-do ♪
1346
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:55,880
[ Grunting ]
♪ Shoo-do, shoo-be-do ♪
1347
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:58,480
♪ Shoo-do, shoo-beWhoa ♪
1348
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:03,520
♪ In the stillof the night ♪
1349
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:05,560
I like you.
♪ I held you ♪
1350
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:09,480
You’re so different from
a lot of the men I know.
1351
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:12,520
And you know
who else likes you ?
1352
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:17,480
My Louie.
He’s a great judge
of character.
1353
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:19,840
I don’t know where
he gets it from.
1354
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:24,920
Of course,
he hates everybody
that I usually go for.
1355
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:29,520
I like a burly guy.
1356
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:31,800
Oh, honey.
1357
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:34,000
Mmm !
1358
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:38,680
I got a good feeling
about you, mister.
1359
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:43,080
♪ The starswere bright above ♪
1360
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:45,120
♪ I remember ♪
1361
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:51,760
♪ I’ll hope and I’ll pray ♪
1362
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:56,640
♪ To keep yourprecious love ♪
1363
01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:59,520
What’s the matter ?
Gotta go.
1364
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,240
Why ? Why ?
1365
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,960
You’re Louie’s mom.
I gotta go.
1366
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,960
That’s what makes it
so perfect, honey.
1367
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,120
I’m Louie’s mom, and
you’re Louie’s principal.
1368
01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:14,920
♪ In the still of the night ♪♪
1369
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,640
- Hey ! Watch it !
- Hey ! Hey ! Watch it !
1370
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:22,080
Whoa ! You !
That’s the second time tonight.
What are you ? Stupid ?
1371
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:24,080
[ Cloth Ripping ]
Leave him alone.
1372
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:26,200
Where are you goin’, man ?
I want an apology.
1373
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:29,520
I’m sorry.No, no, no, that’snot gonna be good enough.
1374
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:31,920
"Sorry."
Well, I said, I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
1375
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:35,400
Geez, what is it with you ?
What ? Are you totally hyper
or something ? Too much sugar ?
1376
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,000
What do you think ?
You’re pretty smart ?
1377
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,000
Yeah, I do good
in everything
except Social Studies.
1378
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:42,400
Studies ? How’d you
like to study my fist ?
1379
01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:46,040
Hey, hey, hey,
leave him alone, asshole !
Come on, Mr. Powell.
1380
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:47,680
Let’s get outta here.
What’s the matter, man ?
1381
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:49,520
You gotta let
your girlfriend here
stand up for you ?
1382
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,880
Come on. Just let’s go.
You know what your
problem is, mister ?
1383
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:55,040
You got the
"Zackly" disease.
What’s that ?
1384
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,800
It’s where your mouth smells
"zackly" like your butt !
1385
01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:59,880
Where’d you get that ?
From Louis ?
He always says that.
1386
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,880
Come on. Let’s just go.
And you’re a loser !
1387
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:04,120
Oh, yeah ?
Losers say, "What ?"
What ?
1388
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:07,680
Loser ! Rubber glue
sticks to you !
Got him !
1389
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:10,360
What are you doing ?
This guy is very tough.
Stop with this. Let’s go.
1390
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,680
I’m a loser, but
you’re a son of a bitch !
1391
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:17,360
I can’t believe you said that.
You cussed ! Oh, you said
the "b" word.
1392
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:19,760
Oh, you’re gonna
get in so much trouble.
You really are.
1393
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,800
[ Laughing ]
Trouble ?
1394
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:26,280
Here’s some trouble !
Come on.
Come on, Principal--
1395
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:31,880
Oh, my God !
Are you okay ?
You all right ?
1396
01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:36,120
You okay ?
Look out !
1397
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,840
Paulie !
Huh ?
1398
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:41,840
Paulie !
Oh, don’t worry about it.
1399
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:45,400
Happens all the time.
1400
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:50,720
[ Man ]Mr. Powell, put your feeton the marks on the floor.
1401
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:55,640
Now look up at the camera.Hold the plaque chin high.
1402
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:59,680
[ Camera Clicks ]Now turn to your right.
1403
01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:06,400
[ Man ]Jack Powell.
1404
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,560
Your bail’s posted, pal.
1405
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:13,360
Come on.
1406
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:26,920
Let’s get your stuff here
and you can go.
1407
01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:30,160
We’ve got a library card,
a pocket knife,
1408
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:34,080
Spider-Man watch,
Pez dispenser.
1409
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:38,840
Where’s my Pog ?
It was the slammer.
1410
01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:48,320
Is my mom here ?
Oh, Mr. Powell,
are you okay ?
1411
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:53,120
Hey, buddy boy.
Take care.
1412
01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:57,120
They were pretty shocked
to hear they arrested the
principal, but they let you go.
1413
01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:58,640
[ Grunts ]
1414
01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:01,880
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
1415
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:14,360
Sorry about tonight.
1416
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:17,280
Oh, that’s okay.
1417
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:22,440
Mmm.
1418
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:26,120
That eye is just like Louis,
1419
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,480
so young looking.
1420
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:32,200
You know, that’s
the strangest thing.
1421
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:35,880
What kind of eye cream
do you use ?
1422
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:39,440
Can I have about a quart ?
1423
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:44,680
[ Sighs ]
Well, it’s been
a long night.
1424
01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:47,280
I’m gonna let you out
of my chariot.
1425
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:52,000
Gotta be going.
Thanks for taking me home.
1426
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,840
Good night, Mr. Powell.
1427
01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:35,240
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
1428
01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:12,280
Hey, Mr. Woodruff !Hey, kid !
1429
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:14,960
Hi, Mr. Woodruff.How ya doin’, fellas ?
1430
01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:19,600
How’s the tree house
comin’ ?
1431
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:21,600
Looks like my room.You know what thatlooks like.
1432
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:24,120
We’re just hangin’,
tryin’ to catch Jack.
1433
01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:28,320
Jack’s still a little tired,
boys, and he’s sleeping.
1434
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:31,760
I’ll tell him you
came by.
Give me some skin, boys.
1435
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:35,640
I’ll take this up
to Jack for you.
1436
01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:38,360
Bye, Mr. Woodruff.
Bye, Mrs. Powell.
1437
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:42,600
Thank you for coming.
1438
01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:46,800
He’s been in his room
for two and a half weeks.
1439
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:49,640
Maybe you could talk
to him.
1440
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:51,680
He’s very confused.
1441
01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:54,320
I think he’s realized
how fragile his life is.
1442
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:59,520
You know, maybe
I’m not the answer.
1443
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,040
Maybe he needs to
go back to school.
1444
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:04,040
He can’t go back to school.
1445
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:06,040
That’s what started
this in the first place.
1446
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:09,400
We can’t risk
his health again.
1447
01:30:09,480 --> 01:30:11,920
Jack, Mr. Woodruff’s
here to see you !
1448
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:18,200
Here, give me this.
1449
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,920
Jack, honey.
1450
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:25,080
Mr. Woodruff’s here
to see you.
1451
01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,280
[ Knocking On Door ]
1452
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:49,560
So, why don’t you want me
to teach you anymore ?
1453
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:55,280
Why do I have
to learn stuff
I’m never gonna use ?
1454
01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:58,640
That isn’t why
I’m teaching you, Jack.
1455
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:02,600
I’m teaching you so
you’ll learn something new,
interesting.
1456
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:04,920
That’s all.
1457
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,920
I don’t care anymore.
1458
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,600
Is he sick ?
1459
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,920
No, I don’t think so.
1460
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:21,680
Then what’s wrong with him ?
Yeah, what’s wrong
with him ?
1461
01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:24,600
He’s aging.
Is he coming back ?
1462
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:29,960
I wish he’d come back.
So do I.
1463
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,960
Yeah, so do I.
1464
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:34,640
Hey, we all do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
1465
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:47,800
What’re you doing ?
1466
01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:49,800
Going home.
1467
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:52,320
You be back tomorrow ?
1468
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:56,080
This is yours.You can’t quit.
1469
01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:58,600
I don’t consider
myself quitting.
1470
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:02,400
I consider myself
losing a student.
1471
01:32:02,480 --> 01:32:05,720
Do you know why I like
to teach children, Jack ?
1472
01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:10,240
So I don’t get so
revved up in being
an adult.
1473
01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:12,240
So I can remember that...
1474
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:16,360
there are other things
that are important in life.
1475
01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:19,880
Like riding a bike.
1476
01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:22,720
Playing in a tree house.
1477
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:25,720
Splashing in water
with good shoes on.
1478
01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:32,600
And you, my friend,
1479
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:35,960
were my most
special student.
1480
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:41,440
And until recently,you were everythingI ever wanted in a student.
1481
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:46,160
You were a shooting star
amongst ordinary stars.
1482
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:48,560
Have you ever seen
a shooting star, Jack ?
1483
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:50,560
No.
1484
01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:52,640
Oh, it’s--it’s wonderful.
1485
01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:54,640
It passes quickly,
1486
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:58,120
but while it’s here,
it just lights up
the whole sky.
1487
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:01,400
It’s the
most beautiful thing
you’d ever want to see.
1488
01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:06,840
So beautiful that
the other stars stop...
1489
01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:08,920
and watch.
1490
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:15,120
You almost neversee one.
Why ?
1491
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:19,320
’Cause they’re
very rare,
quite rare.
1492
01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:22,760
But I saw one.
1493
01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:24,880
I did.
1494
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:35,240
I just wanna be
a regular star.
1495
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:42,840
Jack, you’ll never
be regular.
1496
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:45,520
You’re spectacular.
1497
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:55,720
Mr. Woodruff ?
1498
01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:33,200
Eureka.
1499
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:39,120
Yo, Mrs. Powell !
1500
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:41,200
Hey, Mrs. Powell !
1501
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:44,520
Hey, Jack’s mother !
1502
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:47,320
Jack’s mother !
1503
01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:49,320
Mrs. Powell !
1504
01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:01,600
Hey, can Jack
come out and play ?
1505
01:35:01,680 --> 01:35:05,520
[ Sighs ]
I’m sorry, Louis.
He can’t.
1506
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:09,040
But why don’t you try again
in a couple of days ?
1507
01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:16,120
Hey, Jack’s mother !
1508
01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:18,120
Mrs. Powell !
1509
01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:20,240
Mrs. Powell !
1510
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:24,960
Can Jack come outand play ?
1511
01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:29,360
He doesn’t want to.
1512
01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:47,240
[ In Unison ]
Hey, Jack’s mother !
1513
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:49,720
[ Sighs ]
Jack’s mother !
1514
01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:54,280
Hey, Jack’s mother.
1515
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:56,320
Can Jack come out and play ?
1516
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:59,680
Girls, I’m sorry.
He doesn’t want to.
1517
01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:02,440
Can we at least see him,so we’ll know that he’s alive ?
1518
01:36:03,720 --> 01:36:06,680
[ Laughs ]
1519
01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:11,400
I told you.
1520
01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:13,480
No, I told you.
I told you.
1521
01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:15,360
I said she wasn’t goingto let us in.
1522
01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:17,440
No, you said,
"Yes, she is, let’s go."
1523
01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:19,440
And I said,"No, he feels too bad."
1524
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:21,560
I said that we should not go.
1525
01:36:21,640 --> 01:36:24,080
- You said--
- I told you.
1526
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:26,080
Of course, as always,you say that--[ Voices Trail Off ]
1527
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:29,600
[ Sighing ]
[ Ball Bouncing ]
1528
01:36:29,720 --> 01:36:33,160
[ Boy ]Hey, Jack’s mother !I know, I know.
1529
01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:35,160
Can Jack come out
and play ?
1530
01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:36,960
Yeah,
can he come out
and play ?
1531
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:39,360
You are not going
to go away, are you ?
1532
01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:41,400
Hey, Jack’s mother !
I know I’m Jack’s mother.
1533
01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:45,880
Yo, Jack !
Come on out, man !
Yeah, come on out !
1534
01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:48,440
[ Mom ]Kids, I’m sorry.I know he misses you,
1535
01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:50,920
but he just doesn’t wantto come out today !
1536
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,920
[ Boys ]Hey, guys.
1537
01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:56,400
[ Mom ]Try again some other time.
Hey, man, what’s up, Victor ?
1538
01:36:56,440 --> 01:36:59,400
Mario, Eric.[ Kids Chattering ]
1539
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:05,160
Hey, Jack,
come out and play !
1540
01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:07,440
[ Kids All Shouting ]
1541
01:37:09,920 --> 01:37:12,720
[ Louis ]Come on, Jack.Come on and hang out.
1542
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:15,040
Why don’t you come outand play with us ?
1543
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:18,320
Just like old times.
1544
01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:21,080
Come on, Jack.
We never see you.
1545
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:23,080
I miss youon the court, Jack.
1546
01:37:25,640 --> 01:37:27,800
[ Incessant Chattering ]
1547
01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:34,640
Shoo ! Go away !
1548
01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:45,760
Go on, everyone !
1549
01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:54,560
[ All Screaming ]Can Jack come out to play ?
1550
01:38:32,160 --> 01:38:35,120
[ Dog Barking ]
1551
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:56,880
[ CrunchingCereal ]
1552
01:39:05,720 --> 01:39:07,640
[ Jack ]Mom, Dad ?
1553
01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:11,000
I’m going to school.
1554
01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:17,920
Mom, please sayit’s okay.
1555
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:22,280
Well, you better hurry up.
1556
01:39:22,360 --> 01:39:24,800
You don’t wantto be late.
1557
01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:29,800
Thanks.
Wait.
1558
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:31,800
Uh--
A peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.
1559
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:33,800
Okay.
Uh, Principal McGee,
please.
1560
01:39:33,880 --> 01:39:35,600
Gotta turn in my assignment.
1561
01:39:35,680 --> 01:39:39,120
"When I grow up,
I wanna put on
about 250 pounds...
1562
01:39:39,200 --> 01:39:42,720
"and be a rapper
like Heavy D,
except Heavy E.
1563
01:39:42,760 --> 01:39:47,840
I wanna go to China
and film a music video
called ’Chubby.’"
1564
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:51,880
[ Blowing, Spitting,
Grunting ]
1565
01:39:51,960 --> 01:39:53,800
[ Class Laughing ]
1566
01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:56,400
"Then I might wantto be a part-timeboxer,
1567
01:39:56,440 --> 01:39:59,280
or maybe a kickboxer,so I can kick some butt."
1568
01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:01,680
Louis.
1569
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:10,320
"I wanna be just like
my best friend
when I grow up.
1570
01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:14,800
"He’s only ten,
but he looks much older.
1571
01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:19,520
"He’s like the perfect grownup,because on the inside,
1572
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:22,480
"he’s still just a kid.
1573
01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:26,960
"He’s not afraid
to learn things
or try things...
1574
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:32,160
"or to meet new people
the way most grownups are.
1575
01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:35,320
"It’s like he’s
looking at everything
for the first time,
1576
01:40:35,360 --> 01:40:37,840
"because he is.
1577
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:41,160
"And most grownups
aren’t like that.
1578
01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:45,800
"Most grownups just wanna
go to work and make money...
1579
01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:47,840
"and show offfor the neighbors.
[ Skidding ]
1580
01:40:47,920 --> 01:40:52,800
"And more than anything,he knows how to bea great friend,
1581
01:40:52,840 --> 01:40:55,360
more than most peoplewho look like adults."
It’s Jack.
1582
01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:57,360
Jack’s back !
It’s Jack !
1583
01:40:57,440 --> 01:40:59,360
Come in, Jack.
1584
01:40:59,440 --> 01:41:03,040
Jack, it’s so good
to have you back.
1585
01:41:03,040 --> 01:41:05,480
Sorry I’m late.
That’s okay.
1586
01:41:05,520 --> 01:41:07,840
Hi, Jack.
Hi. Louie.
1587
01:41:07,920 --> 01:41:09,840
Your seat’s waiting
for you.
1588
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:11,880
We were just
in the middle
of Louis’ essay.
1589
01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:14,360
Hey, Jack.
Hey, buddy.
1590
01:41:14,400 --> 01:41:17,080
Welcome back, Jack.
1591
01:41:23,720 --> 01:41:25,680
Louis, you may continue.
1592
01:41:27,320 --> 01:41:31,720
[ Louis ] "And more thananything, he knows howto be a great friend,
1593
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:35,520
"more than most people
that look like adults.
1594
01:41:35,560 --> 01:41:38,960
"So, I may not know what
I want to be when I grow up,
1595
01:41:39,040 --> 01:41:42,320
"and right now
I really don’t care,
1596
01:41:42,400 --> 01:41:45,120
"but I do know who
I want to be like.
1597
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:49,400
"I want to be like the giant,
1598
01:41:49,440 --> 01:41:52,160
"the big guy,
1599
01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:56,560
my best friend, Jack."
1600
01:41:59,960 --> 01:42:01,920
Thank you.
1601
01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,320
[ Class Applauding ]
1602
01:42:08,880 --> 01:42:11,040
Thank you,
Louis.
1603
01:42:11,120 --> 01:42:12,840
That was wonderful, Louis.
1604
01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:17,840
Yeah, Louis,
that was wonderful.
1605
01:42:20,680 --> 01:42:23,840
Okay, class, let’s begin
our lesson today.
1606
01:42:27,280 --> 01:42:29,200
Turn to page 173.
1607
01:42:29,280 --> 01:42:32,160
[ Class Laughing ]
1608
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:34,720
[ Miss Marquez ]Are you okay, Jack ?
1609
01:42:37,440 --> 01:42:40,640
All right, everybody,that’s enough.Come on, settle down.
1610
01:42:40,720 --> 01:42:42,640
[ Class Giggling ]
1611
01:42:48,200 --> 01:42:50,560
Thank you.
Oh, Louis, Louis.
1612
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:52,560
Come here, sweetie.
Let me take a picture
of you.
1613
01:42:52,640 --> 01:42:55,680
Wait, come here.
Louie, come on.
Louie, Louie.
1614
01:42:55,720 --> 01:42:58,520
Smile. I’m still payin’ for
the damned orthodontist.
1615
01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:00,520
Okay, take a picture.
Come closer. Come on,
come on, come on.
1616
01:43:00,560 --> 01:43:03,360
Okay, here, Louie, sweetie.
On three.
Right there.
1617
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:06,240
Ooh !
Ooh, Eddie.
Oh, my God !
1618
01:43:06,320 --> 01:43:08,240
Are you okay ?
I’m fine.
1619
01:43:08,320 --> 01:43:10,240
Are you sure ?
Yeah, I’m sure.
1620
01:43:10,320 --> 01:43:13,520
John-John !
George, what’s up, fellas ?
1621
01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:16,360
Graduation, graduation !
Hey, Eddie, what’s up ?
1622
01:43:16,400 --> 01:43:18,880
Let’s go.
We’ll never find everybody.
1623
01:43:18,920 --> 01:43:21,360
You always want
to sit by Johnny.
No, I don’t.
1624
01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:23,360
Stop !
You stop.
1625
01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:25,360
Please !
Please yourself.
1626
01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,360
Okay, I will.
Do that.
1627
01:43:31,720 --> 01:43:33,640
I’ll take her, Brian.
1628
01:43:33,720 --> 01:43:35,640
Oh.
1629
01:43:35,720 --> 01:43:38,640
♪♪ [ "Pomp and Circumstance" ]
1630
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:46,400
[ Growling ]
1631
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:19,120
[ Mr. Woodruff ]Ladies and Gentlemen,it is my honor to introduce...
1632
01:44:19,160 --> 01:44:23,960
this year’s valedictorian,
Jack Charles Powell.
1633
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:26,800
[ Cheering ]
1634
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:50,560
Thank you, Aristotle.
1635
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:57,000
Sorry.
1636
01:44:59,640 --> 01:45:01,560
Oh--
1637
01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:08,680
Yo, Jack !
Go get ’em !
1638
01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:14,520
I got it, Eric.
I’m cool.
1639
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:18,040
[ Audience Laughing ]
My speech.
1640
01:45:18,120 --> 01:45:20,040
[ Chuckles ]
1641
01:45:20,120 --> 01:45:24,040
I don’t have very muchtime these days,so I’ll make it quick,
1642
01:45:24,120 --> 01:45:27,520
like my life.
[ Audience Laughs ]
1643
01:45:29,920 --> 01:45:33,600
You know, as we come to
the end of this phase
of our life,
1644
01:45:33,680 --> 01:45:38,880
we find ourselves trying
to remember the good times...
1645
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:42,240
and trying to forget
the bad times.
1646
01:45:42,320 --> 01:45:46,360
And we find ourselves
thinking about the future...
1647
01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:49,240
and start to worry...
1648
01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:51,920
thinking,
"What am I gonna do ?
1649
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:57,440
Where am I gonna be
in ten years ?"
1650
01:45:57,520 --> 01:46:00,000
But I say to you,
1651
01:46:00,080 --> 01:46:04,240
"Hey, look at me."
1652
01:46:04,280 --> 01:46:07,440
Please, don’t worryso much.
1653
01:46:07,520 --> 01:46:09,760
’Cause in the end,
1654
01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:12,840
none of us have very long
on this earth.
1655
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:17,160
Life is fleeting.
1656
01:46:20,520 --> 01:46:22,720
And if you’re ever distressed,
1657
01:46:25,960 --> 01:46:28,840
cast your eyes
to the summer sky.
1658
01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:33,280
When the stars are strung
across the velvety night,
1659
01:46:33,320 --> 01:46:37,120
and when a shooting starstreaks through the blackness...
1660
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:40,120
turning night into day...
1661
01:46:42,440 --> 01:46:44,360
make a wish,
1662
01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:47,040
and think of me.
1663
01:46:50,280 --> 01:46:54,280
And make your life spectacular.
1664
01:46:57,360 --> 01:46:59,280
I know I did.
1665
01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:06,080
I made it, Mom.
1666
01:47:06,120 --> 01:47:08,080
[ Laughs ]
1667
01:47:08,120 --> 01:47:10,480
I’m a grownup.
1668
01:47:12,520 --> 01:47:14,680
Thank you.
1669
01:47:14,760 --> 01:47:16,680
[ Audience Applauds ]
1670
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:24,480
[ Cheering ]
1671
01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:36,040
Come on, Jackie !
Let’s go !
1672
01:47:36,120 --> 01:47:38,320
Mom, it’s the guys.
I gotta go.
1673
01:47:38,360 --> 01:47:40,560
See ya.
Not too late.
1674
01:47:40,640 --> 01:47:42,560
Yeah, next Tuesday.
[ Laughing ]
1675
01:47:42,640 --> 01:47:44,840
[ Guys Whistling ]Let’s go !
1676
01:47:44,920 --> 01:47:48,040
Oh, whoa !
How sweet it is ! Mom !
1677
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:52,360
Hey, guy, let’s go.
Let’s go !
1678
01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:54,360
Come on. Yeah.
1679
01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:57,760
All right ?
All right,
there you go.
1680
01:47:57,840 --> 01:48:00,200
See you, Mom !
1681
01:48:02,320 --> 01:48:04,240
Yeah, let’s go.
See you.
1682
01:48:04,320 --> 01:48:06,240
Out of here.
We made it.
1683
01:48:06,320 --> 01:48:08,960
[ Whistling, Hooting ]
1684
01:48:09,040 --> 01:48:12,000
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen your time is up ♪
1685
01:48:12,040 --> 01:48:15,760
♪ Whatcha gonna saywhen things go wrong ♪
1686
01:48:15,840 --> 01:48:18,880
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen you’re on your own ♪
1687
01:48:18,960 --> 01:48:21,400
♪ There’s a road ♪
1688
01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:24,760
♪ Long and windin’ ♪
1689
01:48:24,840 --> 01:48:29,000
♪ The lights are blindin’ ♪
1690
01:48:29,040 --> 01:48:32,360
♪ But it gets there ♪
1691
01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:35,400
♪ Don’t give up ♪
1692
01:48:35,480 --> 01:48:39,240
♪ Don’t look back ♪
1693
01:48:39,320 --> 01:48:43,240
♪ There’s a silver linin’ ♪
1694
01:48:43,280 --> 01:48:47,440
♪ It’s out there somewhere ♪
1695
01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:51,360
♪ Everybody wants a message ♪
1696
01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:54,960
♪ Everybody needs a friend ♪
1697
01:48:55,040 --> 01:49:01,080
♪ We all need a shining staron which we can depend ♪
1698
01:49:01,160 --> 01:49:04,640
♪ So, tonightwe’re gonna wish ♪
1699
01:49:04,720 --> 01:49:09,720
♪ Upon a star we never wishedupon before ♪
1700
01:49:09,760 --> 01:49:11,440
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen you leave your life ♪
1701
01:49:11,520 --> 01:49:13,440
♪ Find what you’re lookin’ for ♪
1702
01:49:13,520 --> 01:49:15,640
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen your time is up ♪
1703
01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:18,080
♪ There’ll be times ♪
1704
01:49:18,160 --> 01:49:21,800
♪ In your life ♪
1705
01:49:21,880 --> 01:49:23,800
♪ Yeah ♪
1706
01:49:23,880 --> 01:49:27,080
♪ When you’ll be dancin’and shit ♪
1707
01:49:27,120 --> 01:49:28,880
♪ But you ain’t gettin’ it ♪
1708
01:49:28,960 --> 01:49:32,160
♪ Don’t get disillusioned ♪
1709
01:49:32,240 --> 01:49:36,640
♪ No, don’t expect too much ♪
1710
01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:40,200
♪ ’Cause if what you haveis all you can get ♪
1711
01:49:40,280 --> 01:49:43,800
♪ Just keep on tryin’It just ain’t happened yet ♪
1712
01:49:43,840 --> 01:49:47,920
♪ Everybody wantsto be a winner ♪
1713
01:49:47,960 --> 01:49:51,280
♪ Everybody has a dream ♪
1714
01:49:51,360 --> 01:49:54,800
♪ We all need a shining star ♪
1715
01:49:54,880 --> 01:49:58,040
♪ When things ain’t whatthey seem ♪
1716
01:49:58,160 --> 01:50:00,960
♪ So, tonightwe’re gonna wish ♪
1717
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:06,160
♪ Upon a star we never wishedupon before ♪
1718
01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:07,840
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen you leave your life ♪
1719
01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:10,440
♪ That’ll get whereyou’re headin’ for ♪
1720
01:50:10,480 --> 01:50:12,440
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen your time is up ♪
1721
01:50:12,480 --> 01:50:14,440
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1722
01:50:25,120 --> 01:50:27,040
♪ Ooh ♪
1723
01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:30,400
♪ Everybody wantssome kindness ♪
1724
01:50:30,480 --> 01:50:33,760
♪ Everybody needsa break ♪
1725
01:50:33,840 --> 01:50:40,480
♪ We all need a shining starwhen things get hard to take ♪
1726
01:50:40,520 --> 01:50:43,600
♪ So, tonightwe’re gonna wish ♪
1727
01:50:43,680 --> 01:50:48,760
♪ Upon a star we never wishedupon before ♪
1728
01:50:48,840 --> 01:50:51,440
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen you leave your life ♪
1729
01:50:51,520 --> 01:50:54,040
♪ Yeah, tonightwe’re gonna wish ♪
1730
01:50:54,120 --> 01:50:59,240
♪ Upon a star we never wishedupon before ♪
1731
01:50:59,320 --> 01:51:02,040
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen you grow up ♪
1732
01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:05,600
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen your time is up ♪
1733
01:51:05,680 --> 01:51:07,240
♪ Gonna find what you’relooking for ♪
1734
01:51:07,320 --> 01:51:09,080
♪ Whatcha gonna saywhen things go wrong ♪
1735
01:51:09,160 --> 01:51:10,720
♪ Just don’t get disillusioned ♪
1736
01:51:10,800 --> 01:51:12,720
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen you’re on your own ♪♪ No, don’t ♪
1737
01:51:12,760 --> 01:51:16,120
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen you grow up ♪
1738
01:51:16,200 --> 01:51:18,720
♪ Hey ♪♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen your time is up ♪
1739
01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:20,520
♪ It’s out theresomewhere, baby ♪
1740
01:51:20,560 --> 01:51:23,440
♪ Whatcha gonna saywhen things go wrong ♪
1741
01:51:23,520 --> 01:51:26,880
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen your time is up ♪
1742
01:51:26,920 --> 01:51:30,480
♪ Whatcha gonna dowhen you grow up ♪♪
1743
01:51:30,560 --> 01:51:34,080
♪♪ [ Vocalizing, Piano ]
1744
01:52:16,040 --> 01:52:20,280
♪ [ Vocalizing ] ♪
1745
01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:23,520
♪ [ Whistling ] ♪
1746
01:52:56,800 --> 01:52:59,680
[ Children ]Can Jack come out to play ?
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