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Go. Go, man.

All right.

Yeah.

All right.

Find anything yet?

Bring it out. I want to see it.

Expensive guitar, motherfucker.

It's a beauty. Woo!

Woo!

I don't think it was such a good idea.

Woo!

Matt. Woo!

Matt.

Matthew. Right.

Here's the plan.

You run around to the back of the Ripley and wait for me by the stage door. I'll

let you in from the inside.

Did you hear what I said?

Right. Run back. Stage doors.

Wait for you.

How are you going to get in?

I don't think it's that bad.

All right, boys, come on.

Let's load them up.

What's with you? What's with this thing, man? Why is your shit so heavy?

It's not with your hands, it's not with your mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

I'm going to show. I can't have you going through the front. You've got to

in the back.

He's only got two things I just said this morning.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Hey, hey, I talked to your boss. Who?

Vince Valen.

Yeah.

Wow. Come on, what are you going to put me?

Oh, shit.

Hey, hey, what are you doing? Shit. Look at this. Get him off. Get him off.

Get him off. What are you doing? What are you doing? What do you want to do

him? Yeah.

Hey,

hey, hey. What? He's just a kid.

What are you doing?

My band's supposed to play a show in there tonight.

You lost today, kid.

Doesn't mean you have to like it.

Okay, come on.

Well, hey, wait a second.

Why are you going in the museum? Whoa.

Why are you going in the... It's worth the money.

Sightseeing Toronto.

Uh, what did you say? Why are you going in the museum, though?

That's what we... Remember we talked about this last... I thought we were

disregarding its architecture.

No, man. We're here to get the map. Remember the tunnels?

Sewers? Under the Rivoli? Think in. Go underneath. Go underneath. Get the fan

list.

Would you... Why do we have to go in the museum, though?

The museum's going to have the map of the sewers.

Oh, yeah. But how are you going to get it?

I'll think of something.

Hold on. You always say that, though.

Hi. How are you doing?

So we're looking for an underground map of Toronto showing the tunnels leading

in and around.

They've got the Canada Gallery.

The Canada Gallery? Yeah. It has the artifacts from Toronto.

Okay. And which direction is that gallery?

I mean, you just go through here, through the archway, and walk that way.

this a real dinosaur bone?

It's actually a 3D printout. 3D printing. We've done that? Yeah. We've

that. Argentina.

The real dinosaurs in Argentina.

Okay. Sorry. Anyway, hey, thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Thank you. Have a great day. See you again. Bye -bye. This way. This way.

Sorry, man.

Maps. Maps.

Maps. Maps.

Maps.

Maps. Maps. Maps.

Did you say Matt or did you say Mavs?

Matt. Did you say Matt?

I'm Matt.

Oh, Jesus.

Look.

Oh, my God.

Toronto Underground.

This is great.

This is great news.

This rarely happens, too.

Things go well for Nirvana the band? Well, I didn't expect it to be behind

glass. I thought we could just pick it up and... What do you mean you didn't

expect it to be behind the glass? We were going to come in with an exhibit

a map on the wall to peel it off, you know what I mean? What? You know what I

mean? Everything's behind glass. Look around, man.

Yeah, right.

Surrounded by glass.

Is there any way to open this thing?

No, don't do that. There's an alarm that'll go off.

Hi. How you doing?

Old map of Toronto.

Want to take it? Yeah.

Well, no, I'm not taking it.

Well, we need it. We're trying to get underneath the Rivoli, and this map, we

need a copy of it.

Do you not have a phone?

Uh, yeah.

Okay, so just use your phone.

So let's do this and get out of here.

Oh, right. Use my phone. I can't.

I can't. Can I?

I would say just do it. Okay, give me a countdown.

I don't know. Three, two, one, go.

God,

I thought you were going to take a picture.

Come on.

Don't tell anybody.

Let's go.

What are we doing?

Keep your head down. This is the calm part.

We're going.

Hi, how are you doing?

People are looking at us.

How are you doing?

Don't move.

We've got to go.

Oh, Bernie! He's coming after us!

I know it's okay.

Oh, here, I got an idea. Follow me.

Okay, come on.

Hey, Bert, come on.

We'll lose them on the subway. Come on.

I think we lost them. Are you out of your fucking mind? They're right behind

man.

Hi, how you doing?

Sorry. Sorry man.

Stop it. I think what we did was actually really, like, illegal.

Like, for real, illegal.

No, what are the real consequences for breaking something out of a museum map?

Probably bad. So we want to keep a voice down on the TTC, right? Other people?

He's just joking. Sorry.

And we got the map. I don't want to go to jail because jail is not good. Dude,

we're going to get the show. Everything's going to be forgiven,

Whoa. What?

Bloor Street.

St. George.

The map lines up with the subway.

What station is this?

Hey, we want to get over here.

Bay? Bert, come on.

What's that bay station?

This might be the entrance.

Somewhere here.

Uh, what? How?

It's a subway tunnel.

What the hell are you talking about? It's not the bay. It runs. The sewers go

along. Sorry.

Sorry. Excuse me.

It's a subway tunnel. Yeah, the sewers run beside the subway tunnels.

So? So I'm saying this is the entrance. Dead end.

Maybe it's not a dead end. Matt, what are you doing?

Nobody's looking. Let's stop. Catch our breath. Come on.

What the fuck are you doing?

Okay. Are you coming or no?

Sorry, don't tell anybody.

Okay, okay, okay.

Come on, come on.

Don't get electrocuted.

Just be careful of the third rail. Go, go, go, go, run.

What are you doing?

You think you're doing something?

Shh, just watch.

He's probably not doing anything right now. I am doing something. He's probably

doing nothing.

I'm creating an experiment. Watch the third rail. Yeah, I'm watching it.

Do you guys know that in Toronto, 300 people a year get electrocuted by the

third rail? That's not true. They sweep it under the rug.

Ah, this is starting to look pretty good.

Whoa, what do you do now?

You get out the lighter and light it.

Reach in your pocket.

Take out the lighter. Light the torch.

I don't. I didn't bring a lighter. Okay. Okay. Relax.

Get the matches.

I don't have the matches.

Okay. Reach in your pocket.

Bring out the flint.

The flint stone.

I'm trying to tell you. I don't have the flint. I don't have the matches. I just

realized right now that flint stone.

The flint stone. Let's get rid of the torch. It was a stupid idea.

Okay. Fine. You want it?

You're going to drop it on the third rail, you idiot.

Drop it on the third rail. Drop it on the third rail.

Jake, come on.

The third rail.

We'll just go in the dark.

One.

What?

Two.

Jay?

Oh, Jesus.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Look at that.

Look at that.

Electrified third rail. What did I tell you? It's live.

The rail's live.

Why didn't you tell me to stay away from that thing?

I could have got electrocuted. We made fire.

Cast away? Yeah.

I made fire.

Terrible line.

I know they used it in the trailer, but it made Hanks look like a buffoon. You

didn't think that the third rail was real. I'm amazed that they have that

juice running. I guess it powers the whole subway. That's why. Yeah, this is

live rail.

Oh.

You know what?

This is a teachable moment for the kids watching. Matt, how long have you been

down here for?

Uh, I don't know. I built a torch. We talked.

The wind.

It was very windy.

What's that sound?

Oh, fuck off.

Oh,

no, Matt, go, go, go. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. I'm coming out of

door.

There, there, there.

Go the fuck you think, man.

Go, go, go.

Where are we going? Just follow me.

Watch your feet. Watch your feet, Jerry.

Where

are

we?

It's yours.

Stop it! This could be dirty water!

Okay, you know what? We're not celebrating anything right now.

Well, a minor celebration for getting into the sewers. We almost just got

killed.

We're alive.

Celebrating that we lived.

Right. Okay, so which way is south?

I don't know.

There's only two ways to go.

Well, what if it's east and west?

It's not. This is north -south. Look, there's the lake, and then... I'm glad

you're really confident about this.

Let's try this way.

Come on.

Look at this. There's water flowing here.

Look at that. It looks really nice. It looks very drinkable. You reach in.

drink it.

That's right. Water flowing underground.

You don't get water flowing underground. What does that mean?

Let the days go by.

Water flowing underground.

Lake Ontario.

Water flowing underground to the lake.

That's it.

That's so easy. Now you're excited.

Right? They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.

They're something.

Guys, guys, stop.

If that torch goes over here in the pitch dark, we can actually die.

Matt, Matt, listen to me. Do you hear the sound it makes? Matt.

Yeah, okay.

We're not lost. We still have a map, dude.

God.

Ah.

The map.

Oh, the map.

Oh, right, the map.

Yeah, the map.

Oh, sorry, is my attitude bugging you now? Well, it's just you. You're going

chastise me about my bad attitude down here. Well.

Take Jay down into the sewers, get lost, almost get run over by a train. There's

another way of reading it. Oh, wow, here's Matt, my best friend, trying to

us a show at the Rivoli.

How are we going to get a show at the Rivoli again?

The band's list!

Jesus Christ.

Wait,

what did you say? Look where we are!

It's just like when we were kids.

You tell me to go somewhere, and then you'll figure something out.

It's not working.

Oh!

Matt,

Matt, you're blowing it on me. You're going to set me on fire.

Oh, my God.

What are we going to do now?

Luck ran out.

Okay. Here's what's going on, all right?

This band list is not what you think it is.

I know I've been saying we can get into the Rivoli and get on this band list.

Yeah.

What I'm really saying is that...

There is a lid inside the rippling. Stop.

No, no. Stop, stop.

You know there's a lid. What is that sound?

It's like drumming.

That's so crazy. I thought that was happening in my head. I've heard that

before. I don't know what you... Yeah, I hear the drumming, but what do you

mean?

That's the drummer outside the Wrigley.

We're here.

We're here!

Wrigley's right above us!

We're alive! We're gonna live!

Bird?

Here. Oh my god!

Look at that! There's light up there! Oh god!

Oh dude, we did it! We did it!

Come on, guys!

Right here.

What's that?

Okay, wait.

This is such a good idea.

Okay.

We'll wait until this is empty, come back in and get it. We know where it is,

okay? Come on.

I can reach. No, no, no, no, no. We can't get caught. Jake, we can't get

I'll rip it off and then I'll throw it to you.

And then you make a run for it.

And what do you do?

Oh shit, I created a monster, yeah.

Jason.

Jason. Why are you calling me Jason?

Jason, that's not my name.

What's J short for?

J? It's just Jay. The full name is Jay.

Your full name is Jay? J -A -Y?

Yes, Jay.

It's on your birth certificate. It says Jay.

Yes. Please.

It's just Jay.

This whole time I thought it was Jason.

No, it's not my name. That's not my name. Shut up.

Okay, then.

Bird?

Go, go, go, go, go.

Thinking a lot today.

Thinking a lot.