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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,380 What's up? What's up, Kay? 2 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:27,980 Just got ready. 3 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:29,320 Jody's coming over, so. 4 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,140 Jody? Who the fuck's that? 5 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:32,820 My boyfriend. 6 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,580 I told you about him. His name's Jody? 7 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:39,020 Yeah. You know that. Oh, that's terrible. 8 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,300 I'm sorry. 9 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,840 What? Why are you being like that? 10 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,620 No, that's just a dorky -ass name. 11 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,400 She gets me. 12 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:56,190 Ethan. Hi, I'm Joey. 13 00:00:56,930 --> 00:01:00,130 So, uh, nice to meet you. 14 00:01:01,050 --> 00:01:02,050 Sorry about that. 15 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:03,190 It's okay. 16 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:10,110 Um, well, Ethan, Joey's, we met at school, he's going to college for, to 17 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:11,089 become an astronaut. 18 00:01:11,090 --> 00:01:12,190 Yeah. It's really exciting. 19 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:14,850 Yeah, my plan is to travel all the planets. 20 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:18,550 He'll, he'll even, once we're done with school, he'll... 21 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:21,770 Think enough to take care of me. I won't even have to work or anything. 22 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:25,170 Once I get my astronaut degree, I'm going to be so sad. 23 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:27,190 Jolene the astronaut. 24 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,490 I like it. Isn't it cool? 25 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:33,470 It's all good. 26 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:40,310 Well, we'll be in my room if you want to hang out or need us or anything. 27 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:42,970 Okay. Have fun. 28 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:44,610 Bye. 29 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,800 Such bullshit. 30 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,240 Right now? 31 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:11,580 Don't you want to talk or something? I have a lot to tell you about space 32 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:12,580 travel. We can talk. 33 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,160 What? No. 34 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,020 Tell me about it later. 35 00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:18,780 Don't kill the mood, babe. 36 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:20,420 Okay. 37 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:43,890 What's the probability of your parents coming home? 38 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:46,170 They're not coming home. 39 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:47,370 It's fine. 40 00:02:47,490 --> 00:02:48,530 Are you sure? 41 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:51,530 Yeah. Hey, can I ask a favor? 42 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:54,450 Oh, come on. You're a dick. What? 43 00:02:54,770 --> 00:03:00,510 Um, I just... Me and Jody have a date planned this weekend, and I wanted to do 44 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:03,990 stuff right now, but I don't know when Mom and Dad are coming back. 45 00:03:04,370 --> 00:03:07,410 Can you just let me know if they come home? 46 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:08,830 Fine. Yeah. 47 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:10,170 Fuck you. Yeah. 48 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:11,650 Thank you. I got you. 49 00:03:47,149 --> 00:03:48,210 Mom and dad are here. 50 00:03:48,970 --> 00:03:54,810 Are you serious? Yeah, they're pulling in the driveway. You better get them out 51 00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:55,448 of here. 52 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:59,490 We can go through the window. Okay, thanks. 53 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:06,730 Do you have all your shit? 54 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:07,970 Where are my pants? 55 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:37,490 Call a taxi. A taxi? Yeah, a taxi. 56 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:39,670 Okay. Bye. 57 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:40,950 Bye. 58 00:05:14,479 --> 00:05:15,720 What? Where are they? 59 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,260 Who? What do you mean, who? 60 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,800 Are they here? 61 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:23,740 I don't know. 62 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:29,240 Dude, you don't know? What do you mean? You literally just said they were here. 63 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,360 Who? 64 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:35,100 That's not funny. It's not a joke. 65 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,440 I just kicked fucking Jody out. 66 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:42,710 He literally left without shoes. 67 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:45,450 He's walking down the street trying to find a fucking taxi. 68 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:47,930 Why did he get a taxi? 69 00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:51,390 Well, because that's... I don't know. That's what I suggested. 70 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:54,650 It's just... What are you... Anyways. 71 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:56,470 Dude. 72 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:59,810 We were fucking. Are you serious? That's not funny. You totally just cock 73 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:00,810 -blocked me. Okay. 74 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:02,470 You're laughing. 75 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,370 Why would you do that? I don't get it. 76 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:06,770 I don't know. 77 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,910 You don't know? What do you mean you don't know? 78 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:14,859 I get it. 79 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:15,880 It's about me and you. 80 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:18,700 No. 81 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,820 No? Are you sure? 82 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,400 Because it kind of seems like it. We can't do that anymore. 83 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,280 We can't fuck. 84 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,200 I'm your sister. 85 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,079 Come on. 86 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,860 Okay, you are not my sister. 87 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:32,640 Yeah, we are. 88 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:39,800 Your mom made my dad. That's not even like... It's still... I get 89 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,800 it. 90 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,080 You jealous? 91 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:44,860 Jealous? Yeah. 92 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,060 I could never be jealous of a guy named Jody. 93 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,280 I think you are. 94 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:53,260 Do you miss it? 95 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,140 Miss what? 96 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:56,740 Don't play silly. 97 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:00,340 It's kind of cute. 98 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,760 You're not jealous about it all? 99 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:04,760 What? 100 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,000 Jealous? Are you sure? 101 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:11,920 Yeah. I don't think a not jealous person would do something like that. 102 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,960 Whatever. 103 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,600 I miss it too. 104 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,480 You're right. 105 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,400 I'm just saying that. 106 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:28,760 Well, how about since I'm still all horny, 107 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:33,780 you interrupted, why don't you pull it out? 108 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:35,260 Let me suck it. 109 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,460 No way. This is like a trick or something. 110 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:39,700 You shouldn't get me back. 111 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,140 No. I'm not like you. 112 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:44,470 Pull it out. 113 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:46,670 What? Are you kidding? 114 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:48,270 No. 115 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,830 I wouldn't joke. 116 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:51,550 Pull it out. 117 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:53,990 Come on. 118 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:58,110 Okay, Liz, it better not be you trying to get me back. 119 00:07:58,470 --> 00:07:59,470 I wouldn't. 120 00:07:59,710 --> 00:08:01,150 You're going to bite it off or something. 121 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:03,270 No. I won't. 122 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:18,270 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. 123 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,590 I missed a little bit. 124 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,020 This is the right. 125 00:17:58,540 --> 00:17:59,540 Wait. 126 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:02,820 This is just sitting on the TV. 127 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,700 the Messiah. 128 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,540 My step sister all the time. Yeah. 129 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,420 Oh. 130 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:32,100 Oh. 131 00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:33,980 Oh. 132 00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:35,920 They're coming home. 133 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,680 Fuck them. 134 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:47,220 No more joy? 135 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,240 You're still doing it like this? 136 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,480 What the fuck? 137 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,880 So we agree, no more Jodie, right? 138 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:56,000 Well, I mean... He's gonna be an astronaut, so... It's kinda cool. 139 00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:58,840 Yeah, I mean, I don't care. 140 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,540 Who the fuck becomes an astronaut? 8621

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