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What's up? What's up, Kay?

Just got ready.

Jody's coming over, so.

Jody? Who the fuck's that?

My boyfriend.

I told you about him. His name's Jody?

Yeah. You know that. Oh, that's terrible.

I'm sorry.

What? Why are you being like that?

No, that's just a dorky -ass name.

She gets me.

Ethan. Hi, I'm Joey.

So, uh, nice to meet you.

Sorry about that.

It's okay.

Um, well, Ethan, Joey's, we met at school, he's going to college for, to

become an astronaut.

Yeah. It's really exciting.

Yeah, my plan is to travel all the planets.

He'll, he'll even, once we're done with school, he'll...

Think enough to take care of me. I won't even have to work or anything.

Once I get my astronaut degree, I'm going to be so sad.

Jolene the astronaut.

I like it. Isn't it cool?

It's all good.

Well, we'll be in my room if you want to hang out or need us or anything.

Okay. Have fun.

Bye.

Such bullshit.

Right now?

Don't you want to talk or something? I have a lot to tell you about space

travel. We can talk.

What? No.

Tell me about it later.

Don't kill the mood, babe.

Okay.

What's the probability of your parents coming home?

They're not coming home.

It's fine.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Hey, can I ask a favor?

Oh, come on. You're a dick. What?

Um, I just... Me and Jody have a date planned this weekend, and I wanted to do

stuff right now, but I don't know when Mom and Dad are coming back.

Can you just let me know if they come home?

Fine. Yeah.

Fuck you. Yeah.

Thank you. I got you.

Mom and dad are here.

Are you serious? Yeah, they're pulling in the driveway. You better get them out

of here.

We can go through the window. Okay, thanks.

Do you have all your shit?

Where are my pants?

Call a taxi. A taxi? Yeah, a taxi.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

What? Where are they?

Who? What do you mean, who?

Are they here?

I don't know.

Dude, you don't know? What do you mean? You literally just said they were here.

Who?

That's not funny. It's not a joke.

I just kicked fucking Jody out.

He literally left without shoes.

He's walking down the street trying to find a fucking taxi.

Why did he get a taxi?

Well, because that's... I don't know. That's what I suggested.

It's just... What are you... Anyways.

Dude.

We were fucking. Are you serious? That's not funny. You totally just cock

-blocked me. Okay.

You're laughing.

Why would you do that? I don't get it.

I don't know.

You don't know? What do you mean you don't know?

I get it.

It's about me and you.

No.

No? Are you sure?

Because it kind of seems like it. We can't do that anymore.

We can't fuck.

I'm your sister.

Come on.

Okay, you are not my sister.

Yeah, we are.

Your mom made my dad. That's not even like... It's still... I get

it.

You jealous?

Jealous? Yeah.

I could never be jealous of a guy named Jody.

I think you are.

Do you miss it?

Miss what?

Don't play silly.

It's kind of cute.

You're not jealous about it all?

What?

Jealous? Are you sure?

Yeah. I don't think a not jealous person would do something like that.

Whatever.

I miss it too.

You're right.

I'm just saying that.

Well, how about since I'm still all horny,

you interrupted, why don't you pull it out?

Let me suck it.

No way. This is like a trick or something.

You shouldn't get me back.

No. I'm not like you.

Pull it out.

What? Are you kidding?

No.

I wouldn't joke.

Pull it out.

Come on.

Okay, Liz, it better not be you trying to get me back.

I wouldn't.

You're going to bite it off or something.

No. I won't.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I missed a little bit.

This is the right.

Wait.

This is just sitting on the TV.

the Messiah.

My step sister all the time. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

They're coming home.

Fuck them.

No more joy?

You're still doing it like this?

What the fuck?

So we agree, no more Jodie, right?

Well, I mean... He's gonna be an astronaut, so... It's kinda cool.

Yeah, I mean, I don't care.

Who the fuck becomes an astronaut?