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Many,
are the darkling,
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forgotten facets of our world.
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And boundless is our secret
fascination with them.
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For the next half hour,
turn not a blind third eye
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to these twilight anomalies.
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But, rather, draw back
the canvas portal and behold
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the wonderment that is MTV's
"Oddities."
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- MR. GONE NARRATES:
Most of us inhabit at least
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two worlds...the real world,
where we're at the mercy of
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circumstance, and the world
within, the unconscious,
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a safe place where we can
escape.
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The Maxx shifts between these
worlds...against his will.
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Here, homeless, he lives
in a box in an alley.
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The only one who really cares
for him is Julie Winters,
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a freelance social worker.
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But in Pangaea, the other world,
he rules the Outback
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and is the protector of Julie,
his Jungle Queen.
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- There, he cares for her.
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But he always ends up
back in the real world.
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And me, old Mr. Gone...
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Only I can see that
the secret which unites them
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could destroy them.
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I could be helpful.
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Ah, screw it!
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I think I'll have some fun
with them, first.
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- MAXX NARRATES: It's wet,
dark and wet, the kind of
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weather that penetrates,
makes your skin feel itchy
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and oily...dirty, kind of,
but real, too.
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That's good.
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It's time for "Cheers":
Sam and Diane and Norm Peterson,
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the Coach, and then, after he
died, Woody.
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I don't have a TV now,
but that's okay.
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The shows in my mind are almost
always better.
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The theater crowd's just
arriving.
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- This isn't the Jewetson.
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We're still three blocks...
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- Rats! Never mind. I'll walk.
Idiot.
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Doesn't even know his own
stupid business.
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- Hey, more goods.
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- Yeah, Randy delivers,
don't he?
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- Heh heh.
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- MAXX: The skinny one's
Tito, the big one's Fridge.
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They beat people up, take their
money, kill them sometimes.
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The cab driver gets a third.
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One woman got away by running
three blocks on a broken foot.
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- WOMAN:
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- Sometimes it's luck
that saves them.
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- Sometimes it's fate.
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- Hey, Fridge, here's
another one.
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You ever seen anybody with so
much change in their purse,
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huh, Fridge?
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I, I say, you ever seen
anybody with...
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Wha...Who are you?
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- Yeah, usually it's fate.
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But sometimes...
- It's me!
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- POLICE OFFICER:
Yes, and sometimes it's us.
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All right, everybody freeze!
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- Damn, I was talking out
loud again.
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- FRIDGE: Hey, officers, uh,
good thing that you stopped by.
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Uh, this big purple nutcase
here was going to kill us.
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Oh, god...
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Finally, the cops.
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- The police are gone.
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- Hey, you're not...
- No, I'm not.
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- WOMAN:
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- OFFICER: Say, Baker, the call
mentioned a possible female
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victim.
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Do you remember any woman
back there?
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- Nah, if there was a victim
or something,
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I think we'd have seen her.
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- Yeah, I guess.
What do we do with laughing boy?
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- I don't know if we can hold
him, though.
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There was no assault victim,
no muggers, no little blue man,
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nothing.
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- So we run him in for
loitering, as usual.
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- You know, it must be great
being nuts.
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You get to dress up in purple
underwear, mumble to yourself,
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do whatever you want, and have
other people clean up your mess.
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- Yeah, like us.
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- Oh, god...
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- All right, all right,
let's pipe down back there.
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- OFFICER BAKER:
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- I hate this.
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I'm out of control again.
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I don't remember where I was
this week.
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I saw a paper.
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It said it was Friday.
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Last I remember, it was Sunday.
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- OFFICER BAKER: I love,
cheese.
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I love the stinky stuff, too,
like that blue in the back
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there.
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- OFFICER:
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- Oh, god...
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It's started again.
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The pounding.
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God, I wish I were drunk...at
least that would explain this!
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- Great.
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Where the heck am I now?
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So now what?
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These hands...each as strong
as a man.
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Hungry as death.
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They will drag a man down to
nothingness.
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To oblivion!
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It's starting to fade.
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It's starting to come back
to me now.
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Back to Australia.
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Not the Australia they teach you
about in the cities...
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the Outback.
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No, the real Australia,
the smoking caves, the gods
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who eat mountains, the flying
dragons, the rivers of gold,
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the Leopard Queen taunting me,
almost an enemy, beautiful
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and feral as the great beasts
she runs with.
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Still, she inspires me.
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For her I can be...
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a hero!
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- JULIE: Aw, geez, who writes
this crap?
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I've gotta ask you some
questions from the psychological
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exam to see if you qualify
for social assistance.
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- Hello, City Health
and Human Services.
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Hey, Mr. Berg.
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Uh, the rent?
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Can you hold on just a second?
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- BERG: Hey, wait
a minute, Julie, Julie.
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- So, here's the first
question.
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Who's the President right now?
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- Um...um...
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Oh...oh, wait a minute...
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Um...
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No. No.
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- BERG: Julie, hello?
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- Okay, okay, okay.
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We'll come back to that.
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- BERG: Hello?
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- So, here's the next question.
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If you were lost in an airport,
what's the first thing you'd do?
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- Um...
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Uh...
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Uh...
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I've never been in an airport
before.
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- Oh, goody, I'll just mark
that right down.
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- And I've never seen a social
worker dressed like you
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neither.
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Kinda like a hooker.
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- Thanks, for sharing that.
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Keep in mind that I have a job
while you have a blanket
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with vomit on it.
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- I like my blanket.
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- BERG: Is there anybody there?
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Hello? Hello?
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Julie, can you...
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- Hello, City Health and...
- MALE VOICE: I did it all
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for you, Julie.
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The pain, the sex.
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It was all for you.
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- Phone creeps!
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- Listen, filth...
- Police.
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- Oh, hello, Sergeant Ocono.
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- OCONO: I heard that.
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- No, I didn't mean you.
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I would never call you that...
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to your face.
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- OCONO: I've got your
purple pal here.
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- You've got him again?
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- OCONO: He bit Baker's finger
off again.
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- Okay, I'll be right down.
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- OCONO: He's being a big
pain in my...
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- Yeah, I know he gives you
a lot of trouble.
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- OCONO: I don't get paid
enough for this job.
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- I know...you don't get paid
nearly enough.
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I'll bring the usual. Bye.
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- OCONO: All right. Bye.
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You know, if it weren't
for the graft, corruption,
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and violence, this city wouldn't
be any fun at all.
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Assault and battery.
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Breaking and entering.
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Attempted murder.
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Every time it's something
different.
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He really thinks he's some kind
of flaming superhero...not that
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the city couldn't use one.
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- OCONO: Hey, Miss Julie.
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- Hi, Ocono.
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You got a package for me?
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- You got a package for me?
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You shouldn't hang around with
wacko creeps like that,
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Miss Julie.
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They just had a college
professor on the radio that's
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saying how women send out
certain signals and that's what
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attracts these scumballs
like that Gone character.
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Maybe I'm out of line here, but
with a flaky get-up like that,
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aren't you worried about
sending out the wrong signals?
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- OCONO: Signal loud and clear.
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He's in back.
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- There, that wasn't so hard
for a reasonably intelligent
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mammal, now was it?
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- OCONO:
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- Hey, Maxx, it's getting
harder and harder to buy you
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outta here.
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I heard you almost bit off
Baker's finger this time.
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- I didn't do it.
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- Well, he just got 12 stitches
to hold his hand together.
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Now if it wasn't you,
then who did it?
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- It was the mask.
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- Yeah, right.
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- I warned him not to get
too close.
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- Let's just drop it, okay?
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Come on, ya old lug.
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Let's get ya some new clothes,
food, and a hot bath.
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- Okay, but no bubbles
this time.
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- * I'm in love
* With a school bus driver
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* He can be...
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- MAN: Safe home, dear friends,
and come again, to behold the
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mysteries of MTV's "Oddities."
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