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Buddha! Don't die!

Brubles!

Buddha?

-Got any candy? -Huh?

Cola-flavor Buddha Chups is the tastiest in the world, isn't it?

Understood. I'll send for some later.

Enough to rot your teeth.

So do you think you can achieve your goal now?

Yes. Mankind is one step closer to survival.

There you go again.

I told you to loosen up a little.

You see,

when your eyes are filled with desire,

I like it.

-To surgery, now! -Later, Brubles!

Hey! Lay down!

"Loosen up"? "Desire"?

What was Buddha talking about?

-Göll. -Yes?

Check on Buddha's condition and report back to me.

Yeah, sure.

RECOLLECTIONS

I should have known it was you who was behind that,

Beelzebub.

I have long desired this battle.

I will not allow any interference.

You've long desired it?

That's

very intriguing.

You see,

when your eyes are filled with desire,

I like it.

What are you doing?

I could ask you the same.

Didn't I ask you to stay in the waiting room,

Nostradame?

Dang.

MICHEL DE NOSTRADAME

I guess the cat's out of the bag.

I knew it was you from the start.

Never mind that. It's my turn next, right?

No, not yet.

C'mon, I'm sick of waiting!

Any more mischief and I'll remove you from humanity's champions

and send you back to Helheim.

What?!

No way!

How could you say that, Bru?

I'm a total wreck in both body and soul after what those Helheim creeps did to me.

Enough with your bald-faced lies.

Had I not chosen you as a champion of humanity,

you still could've come back here anytime.

Even if it meant killing the guards.

Yeah, I guess.

All things considered, Helheim was kinda fun.

The only human to ever violate the divine taboo and fall to Helheim…

There's no one else in Midgard capable of destroying Bifröst.

You're laying it on way too thick.

That wasn't a compliment.

Valhalla.

Helheim.

Midgard.

The world is comprised of these three realms.

And there is a corridor with a gate

that connects Valhalla, the realm of the gods, to Helheim.

The gate is as black as night when viewed from Valhalla

and shines in a rainbow of colors when seen from Helheim.

Its name is Bifröst, the gate of rainbow and darkness.

After a brutal war between Valhalla and Helheim long ago,

the gate was built to bar an invasion from either side.

Those who pass through fall into the depths of Helheim,

never to return to Valhalla again.

Only the chief gods,

including Zeus, Hades,

Shiva, and Odin, are allowed passage.

It is, so to speak, the very lid on the cauldron of hell.

But ultimately, I was stopped before I could destroy the gate.

I wonder what would've happened if I had.

Once I get an idea, I just can't help following through.

You will refrain from opening hell's cauldron just for fun.

In any case,

wait quietly in the waiting room until I summon you.

Seriously?

You are mankind's joker, after all.

Sheesh.

Three wins, three losses.

Tied again.

Now's our chance to go all out.

GODS HUMANS

We're even again.

A defeat following Buddha's betrayal.

Quite a painful loss, is it not?

I never imagined mankind would come so far,

even before such a feat.

VALHALLA ARENA

The god Thor!

Lü Bu!

The Valkyries have gathered fighters

and granted them powers to battle the gods.

The thunder mallet of the god of combat,

Thor's Hammer!

Ah, I gotta admit, I'm impressed.

You bastard.

What a waste it is that you were born with the affliction of humanity.

The power, originally meant to save Valhalla from impending doom…

Völundr.

The Valkyries turned Völundr

into a blade for mankind to wield against the gods.

Our arrogance as gods made us believe that it was impossible.

We shall grant weapons rivaling the divine treasure of the gods

to the best fighters in human history.

HUMAN RACE FILE NO. 00000000001

Adam!

Zeus!

In this moment, our hearts are one!

Völundr!

A knuckleduster?

I like it.

That is the only means for humans to fight the gods on an equal footing.

Meteor Jab.

The Fist That Surpassed Time, a blow that defies all laws of time.

I like this one.

He keeps throwing punches!

Even though every punch is countered,

Zeus keeps on throwing them as if he's possessed!

Zeus

has crumpled to his knees!

He's dead.

Adam is already

dead!

In the second round of the final battle between god and man, Ragnarok,

Zeus is the victor!

Mankind has suffered two straight losses.

However, the hero of China and the father of mankind

proved that humans could defy the gods.

Following the mighty Zeus, the fighter for the gods is

Poseidon!

And the idiotic fool who will face the fierce god of the sea,

or rather, the fighter for mankind, is this man!

Kojiro Sasaki!

Tsubame Gaeshi!

Who would have thought Poseidon

would look a human in the eye?

You finally looked me in the eye, kid.

It is the Völundr of Hrist, the Trembling One,

the second of the 13 Valkyrie,

and the nearly meter-long blade forged by Nagamitsu Bizen.

You loser!

-Re-Völundr! -Re-Völundr!

NITEN GANRYU

KOJIRO SASAKI

You

loser.

For the first time, a human had defeated a god.

And of all the gods, it was Poseidon.

It was unfathomable.

We cannot allow another loss.

Yet the fourth human champion sent by the Valkyries is…

He plunged London into fear in the blink of an eye.

He's the very definition of evil with a heart that feeds on pure darkness.

His name is

Jack the Ripper!

He is the envoy of justice who shines light

upon all of heaven and earth!

Hercules!

His impenetrable defense is deflecting every last one of them!

Now then, let us raise the curtain on Act Two.

Hercule Exodus.

The Sixth Labor.

Gust-Summoning Bird.

Stymphalian Bird!

Everything that guy touches…

Every inch of London is a weapon!

Take this!

Die.

That is the name of this technique.

I dedicate it to you.

What is the color of my heart now?

Has it changed?

No. I have lost.

That was a fantastic fight.

Humanity's unfathomable malice was unleashed

upon the most just and powerful god,

overwhelming him.

HERCULES VS. JACK THE RIPPER

WINNING ATTACK: DEAR GOD WINNER: JACK THE RIPPER

In the east corner, the fifth champion of mankind, from Japan,

Tameemon Raiden!

In the west corner, from India,

the champion for the gods in the fifth round!

Shiva!

I'll destroy you.

It's time to let loose.

Take that. And that!

Midarebotan.

The wrecker of the gods

has just been wrecked by the mortal Tameemon Raiden!

This fight is done!

Now, I win.

You die!

KRITTIVASA

The ultimate open-palm thrust,

known as the Yatagarasu!

We're going full-throttle now!

Thank you!

Tandava Karma!

Let's dance until we burn out.

DEVA LOKA

Thank you.

Thanks to you,

I was able to sumo-wrestle with all my might.

I had a great time.

You're a heck of a man.

Until the very end,

you never bent the knee.

I thank you too,

human.

No, I mean

Tameemon Raiden.

In the fifth round

of Ragnarok,

the victor is

Shiva!

SHIVA VS. TAMEEMON RAIDEN WINNER: SHIVA

Reginleif,

Randgriz,

Thrúd.

The single-minded devotion of a human

who dedicated his short life to mastering one path

was what pushed the god who commands the 1,116 gods of India to the brink.

Humans are far more than we, the gods, ever imagined.

Round six of Ragnarok is about to begin.

The champion for humanity is

Buddha!

The champion for the gods is

Zerofuku!

Who the heck

are you?

Punishment.

If the gods won't save mankind,

then I will.

I'll kill any god

that stands in my way!

-Völundr! -Völundr!

SWORD OF MAHAPARINIRVANA: ZERO

-Mahaparinirvana. -Mahaparinirvana.

You're so badass.

Zerofuku.

See you around.

Sis!

How is Buddha?

He's in the hospital following his treatment.

He's on mandatory bed rest, but his life's not in danger.

I see.

It's such a relief!

It is.

Now, let's go, Göll.

Ragnarok is now tied 3 to 3.

The battle for humanity's survival begins now.

Right!

China's King of Kings, Qin Shi Huang.

And Hades, the king of Helheim.

Round seven of Ragnarok, the final battle between god and man,

is king versus king,

the true ultimate showdown of monarchs!