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Malcolm!

You want your dinner now?

I made fish sticks with mashed potatoes and string beans, okay?

Did you hear me?

Well, if you're not going to tell me what you want,

I'm going to make these decisions for you and you get what you get.

Christ!

The older you are, the more you remind me of your father.

What's that, Mal?

What is that thing?

Did you just do what I think you did?

Oh, Mal...

Who....who's going to clean this up now?

So, how we doin' here?

Fine.

Pull off your hoodie.

What's your name?

Harry Haller.

This is private property, son.

Unless you got business here,... you have to leave.

C'mon, kid, just put your shit together. You don't want to get arrested.

You know you don't.

Look, I'll give you a ride.

I'm movin'

Thank you.

I just think it's sad...

What's sad?

That guys like you are brainwashed by corporations into

de-humanizing yourself by de-humanizing others...

...and I think it's sad that guys like me...

...can't just sit wherever they want to sit.

Okay, let's go.

Big Brother's watching you too!

I don't even know what that means.

Why would you?

Pull your pants up!

Hey, Jeff.

What's up, Adelle?

Where's the gang?

What'd that cop want?

I don't know.

He was just bored.

Did he ask you to pull up your pants?

Of course.

Original.

Probably the wittiest things he's ever said.

It's like what Orwell said.

"We all live in a giant machine. We're nothing but numbers."

"No one needs to torture me to behave... no cage of rats around my head.

I have no choice but to behave."

And that's what they want.

For you to give in.

So think about the rats and the futility, you know what I say?

Fuck it.

Look...

...they made that sidewalk to look like a sidewalk

to make this mall look like a place where people thrive.

But it's not real.

No one walks on their soul-less paths.

No one cares about their dystopian landscaping.

This place is like a cardboard cut-out of a Mall.

We live in a world generated by computers and corporations.

A reality designed to replicate a real human experience.

Artificially scented candles.

Mmmm...

Artificial sex appeal.

Cultural simulation.

Nostalgia.

Fabricated memories.

Manufactured happiness.

Hot cookies! Fresh out of the oven!!

Just like Mom never really made.

Those smell good.

"It's a bad joke. A violent abortion....

...of the primal mother. A barbaric and hopeless catastrophe of nature.

To the Steppenwolf,

...man is not merely a partially-rational animal but a child of the gods,

...destined to perfection and immortality."

You keep a bookmark in that?

Yeah

So I don't lose my place.

That's cute.

Steppenwolf, huh?

What is it about... a wolf, like, Whitefang or something?"

Not really.

There's no smokin' here, sir.

Fill 'em with high test.

High test don't work good on lawn mowers, sir.

I'm not mowin' lawns, chief.

I mean, he's cute!

He's got great eyes.

But his voice is so high...

it sounds like a girl.

Hey, Cherise, hold on.

Got to ring up this freak. One second.

Uh, forty-eight fifty with the gas.

And a packet of Reds.

Are you gonna get me any matches?

Are you gonna get me a bag?

You should think about goin' on a diet, you're a bit overweight.

You smell.

And have bad breath.

Ya think so?

Yeah.

You think MY breath smells bad, you should taste my cock

after it's been jammed up your chubby pink butt.

My sperm's probably a lot healthier for you than the shit you've been eating.

Would you like that?

Would you like to suck on my shit covered prick?

No.

Well, then when someone gives you advice, you be polite enough to take it...

...and say "thank you" afterwards.

Than....thank you.

Do you want to push the little red button? Yeah, go ahead!

You just gotta be ready for the consequences,

cause all I'm doin' right now is just talking.

And believe you me, I can do a whole lot more.

That kid's gonna to wake up one day and realize it's not his wife he hates....

...it's his mother.

But since he married his mother, it'll be too late to do anything about it.

Where do you come up with these things?

I collect observations.

You should write them down, Jeff.

Write a book.

I will.

Tell me some more of your observations.

Alright.

See that guy?

He thinks stewardesses like him...

...but that's just how they treat everybody in business class.

Your shrimp cocktail sir.

He had a brief affair with his secretary

in Chicago before things got too weird.

I mean, he loves his wife...

...but he hasn't had sex with her in six years.

Since they had the last son.

He's been dating underwear models ever since.

Dinner's almost ready.

It all started with the lingerie catalogues in his study while his wife was

making tuna sandwiches and his daughter was practicing the trumpet.

He started to recognize the lingerie models in the different catalogues.

He would create different scenarios in his mind...

Ski trips.

...the "mile high" club.

He recognizes the girl in that lingerie poster over there...

That's the one he saw in another catalogue.

The one that likes it where the sun don't shine.

What about her?

Oh, she just quit smoking.

Yeah! Yesterday she ate a whole pint of ice cream by herself...

...while her kids were takin' a nap

and her husband was watching the "Monster Truck" show.

Then she went digging in the garbage

for cigarette butts and she found one.

Ugh!...

She looks at herself every night in a full length mirror

She still thinks she's sexy.

But her husband doesn't.

He doesn't understand her appetite.

Sugar makes her feel better.

God, shoot me if I ever end up like that.

She thinks about picking up complete strangers

and fucking them in motel rooms and she knows...

...one night she's going to, but hey....

...at lest she's gotten over her drinking problem.

She hasn't had an episode since that dinner party last year.

"I am, in truth, the Steppenwolf that I often call myself.

That beast astray that finds neither home nor joy nor nourishment...

...in a world that is strange and incomprehensible to him."

Now, that guy was the biggest, toughest kid growing up in his neighborhood in Haiti.

He was good with his fists...

...so, he was hired by some local goons to work to collect debts.

But then he fell in love...

He wanted to start a new life, so he moved over here.

And the two of them got jobs...

...working as night janitors at a high-tech company.

They worked hard.

And every morning at 2:00AM, they would get together...

...and they would eat cold chicken sandwiches.

When she died...

...there was an emptiness left in him...

He began to pray to the Madonna for forgiveness.

He promised to pay penance for his sins by working hard...

...and never hurting anyone ever again.

Every night...

...he goes back to his empty apartment...

...and he eats his fish stew and he dreams of his Maria.

And every night, he gets down on his knees and he prays.

His mind is full of snakes and demons.

And he can't wait for the morning...

...where he can get back up and go back to his post at work.

Wow.

Heavy.

What about this guy?

He inherited the tuxedo store from his old man twenty years ago.

He hates tuxes almost as much as he hates his life.

But he knows the business.

He knows that when a tux loses it's luster,

he can sell it to a store in a shabbier neighborhood.

He knows that most guys are only going to wear

a tux twice in their life.

Once at the prom.

Oh!

And once at their kid's wedding.

He's cornered the market on both of them.

He had a pointless and awkward affair

with the girl that does his books...

...even fucked her the night before her wedding which gave him a nice little...

...ego boost.

But those days are long gone.

Jeff!

Yo, What's up?

Whacha doin', man?

You smoking?

No...

Look at this guy!

Hey, Adelle.

Hey.

Do you guys want to go see a movie?

Which one?

I don't know.

The one with... you know, the guy...

Shel's working the door.

I'll see it.

I heard it sucks!!

Yeah.

Oh...

Are we going to get something to eat? I'm starving.

Well....it depends on how much cash Jeff has.

Yeah, Jeff! What do you got?"

Nothing.

Yeah, right!

You still owe me money.

You're an asshole, man!

Jeff...

you boys can figure out who owes who later, but in the meantime...?

You can have my fries....

I don't eat saturated fats.

Oh!

Aww, jus...

Get me a smoothie, alright?

Anything.

Dude...

That fuckin' whore gets you every time!

Don't talk about her like that.

Dude. Whatever!

C'mon, man. I got somethin' for you.

You got something?

Maybe.

He looks familiar.

Sir.

What're you doin'?

- What? - C'mon, let's go.

- Let's go - What?

Let's go!

That's ecstasy?

Doesn't look like "Ex".

It is.

I think it's "acid".

I don't know, man...

Dude!

I don't think it's a good night for that kind of shit.

Okay. Why not?

I don't know... you know... I just wanna hang out...

..talk to Adelle.

Fuck, Adelle, man!

Adelle is brain dead.

What's your thing with her, anyway?

She's nobody.

She's not nobody.

Have you ever had a conversation with her?

There's not a thought in her head.

She just smokes cigarettes.

Yeah, and she's also incredibly beautiful.

She is?

Yeah, she is.

I guess I... never noticed her looks before.

She has a gravity.

You know, she's not like the other girls.

Gravity?

An energy.

A sense of purpose, you know? She's...

You're stoned, son!

No, I'm not. You know what your problem is, dude?-

-No, Beckett, tell me.

You believe in, like, some kind of life force-

- Not this again, Beckett.

You're superstitious.

C'mon'.

I don't want to do it alone.

Then don't.

I already did.

You did?

Do you feel anything yet?

No... I just did it like a half hour ago.

Fuck It!

What are you guys doin'?

Nothing.

Dude, I forgot your smoothie.

Ah, that's fine-

Hey, guys, something is happening, okay? Check it out.

I was having a smoke and these cops came out of the doors with this pervert in handcuffs.

Pervert?

Yeah! Pervert, man, peeping tom.

He was hanging around the dressing rooms trying to scope some bush.

Did he?

Well, yeah, I guess. C'mon!

Aren't you comin'?

I don't want to see a pervert.

Yeah, me neither.

Whatever....your loss. This way. Go!

So, how's it goin'?

Hmm?

Uh, how's it goin'?

It's going.

Alright!

Are you married?

What?

Your wife can come pick up the car.

In the meantime, you have the right to remain silent.

Wait a minute, c'mon. Am I under arrest?

What do you think this is, you think you can keep doing this without getting caught?

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can be used against you...

- But... this is just... but wait a second, you guys!

- C'mon, you saw her! - If you can't afford one...

But she did this shit on...

Do you understand these rights that I have been saying to you?

She did that shit on purpose!

- She was real pretty, right? - Right!

Okay?

So... look, I'm only human, you know?

My niece was raped last year. Now get in the fucking car!

- Let's go! - Aright, Jesus!

Alright, alright!

Fucking perv!

Wait... Nope, it is. It is him! Hey! Hey!!

- Pervert! - Yo, dude!

- That's the perverted man!

- Hey! Hey! You like what you see, man?

....Pervert!

Busted!

"Life is always frightful.

We cannot help it and we are responsible all the same.

One is born and, at once, one is guilty."

You got it! Tomorrow!

Asshole!

You're the fucking...

We're closed.

I told you we're...

C'mon, man!

Is that really you, Malcolm?

My God!

Look at you!

Long time, my friend!

Got to be at least, like, 4 or 5 years?

You look great, man!

You've grown!

By the way, how's your Mom?

Huh?

Mal, what's up?

Hey, what are you doin'?

What's up, man?

You come to rob me?

C'mon!

You want the tuxes? You can have'em.

You want the money, you know where it's at.

Same old place as before.

I don't fuckin' care, you see, I'm insured. Take whatever you want....

...Get the hell out of here.

You heard me...

Take the money...

And leave...

Through the back door... Okay?

Because security is going to be here any minute.

And I need to get goin'.

Fuck!

That's not funny, man!

So, Adelle, what are you doing in the fall?

I'm movin' to New York, I'm gonna... model.

Oh!

Well, I think of it this way...

They always need new models and you don't have to be...

pretty in an old fashioned way, you can be interesting.

I think you're beautiful.

In an old-fashioned kind of way.

..figure the worst I can do is porno.

What?

I said the worst I can do is porno, what, does ecstasy make you deaf?

No..I just...

Wait....how did you know about...?

Duh!...

Beckett did it. Of course you were going to do it.

But Adelle, seriously...

That would be horrible...

I'm joking.

God.

Oh!

I was serious when I said I thought you were beautiful.

Jeff...

Are you saying you like me?

Um...

Like you want to go out with me?

Yes.

And fuck me and stuff?

What?

Is that what you're sayin?

No!

N..no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying...

You don't want to fuck me?

No! I...

You're messing with me, right?

No, I just want to know if you want to fuck me and stuff.

And stuff?

You know...

Okay, this is seriously weirding me out.

Why is this weird? You just told me you thought I was beautiful

which make me think that you like me and when a guy likes a girl...

he wants to fuck her, right?

Yeah... but.

And stuff.

Exactly what kind of "stuff" are you talking about?

Blow jobs, rim jobs, licking your balls, going down,

you know... stuff.

Please stop it.

You don't' want me to lick your balls?

No!

Why not?

I just want to hang out with you.

I think I might be in love with you, Adelle.

Are you okay?

Did I hurt your feelings?

No.

I don't know... it's just...

We never really...

Talked before this...

Do you really love me?

C'mon...

Do you?

Yes.

Jeff.

Can I something and promise me you won't... get mad.

Yeah.

You're...

really... unexciting.

This is fucking crazy!

Malcolm? Please...

L-listen to me. I-I have money. You can get whatever you want.

But you've got to get the hell out of here before the cops come.

You understand what I'm telling you?

I won't tell 'em I recognized you.

Swear.

Do you want a second chance, Barry?

Do I want a second chance?

Yeah.

That's what I want.

Well, where was the fuck was my second chance when you fired me you fucking faggot!

Huh?

Where the fuck was my second chance?

You ruined my fucking life!!

I ruined your life?

You're fuckin' out of line, man!

Did I shove those drugs down your throat?

Did I skim money?

You gave me no option, man.

I had to fire you.

You see I... run... a business!!

Not any more! Fucking idiot.

Don't do this to me, Mal.

Hey, get away from there.

Don't fuck it up, Mal.

Please!

You can take everything I have, Mal.

Please!

No! No! Please!

Any available units in the vicinity of East Valley Mall

we have a 4-17 shots fired. Suspect still at location believed to be armed.

This is Unit 3, we're right outside the Mall, we'll check it out.

Copy that Unit 3.

I'm going to un-cuff you. Give you a summons.

Are you serious?

Yeah, today's your lucky day.

"Whoever wants music instead of noise.

Joy instead of pleasure.

Soul instead of foolery."

"Finds no home in this trivial world of ours."

"I do want more.

I am not content with being happy.

I was not made for it.

It is not my destiny.

My destiny is the opposite."

"He went on two legs.

Wore clothes and was a human being.

But nevertheless, he was a wolf of The Steppes."

"He had learned a good deal.

And was a fairly clever fellow.

What he had not learned, however, was this...

To find contentment in himself and in his own life.

He knew all the time...

That he was in reality...

Not a man."

They're sayin' it was a disgruntled employee.

Set fire to the place, I guess he killed someone too.

Uh.... Did they get the guy?

I don't think so... He might still be in there.

That's exciting!

Maybe he'll come here, we can buy him a drink.

I hate the Mall. I hope it burns to the ground.

I'm kidding!

Right!

I'm Donna.

Ahh... I'm Lenny.

Hi, Lenny.

You come here often?

Me? Uh, no... I'm just... passin' through.

I'm stayin' at the hotel next door.

Hmm...

I'm just a housewife.

Oh!

Just another bored housewife.

Living in America. Ha ha ha.

Mm.

How're the rooms over there?

Ah... They're nice... you know... Not bad.

Wow! Gosh! There's another one. This thing must be serious, huh?

What kind of name is "Lenny"?

Ah, it was my grandfather's name.

Mm...

You know, I'll bet this thing is like 5 alarms.

Maybe you could see it better from your room.

I wonder?

Let's go see...

Donna...

Uh... would you excuse me for a minute.

I have to run to the little boy's room.

Certainly!

I'll, uh... be back in a second.

Mm.

Ed, where's Tom?

He was right over there a minute ago.

Oh.....shit!!!

Dude! It's the pervert!!

Oh... Hey, man, did you escape?

I think he's in shock.

Are you in shock, dude?

Look, he's still got his handcuffs on,

and he's all burnt up and shit.

Dude! The cop car blew up. He must have flew through the air

and landed right here! Wild!!

Dude. Are you alright?

No.

Let me see these handcuffs. Does this hurt?

No, don't do that, man.

- Why not? - We could kill this guy!

We could throw him in the woods. No one would ever know!

This is the guy who was looking at dressing rooms

With girls in the dressing rooms.

He likes to look at pussy.

I know, show him your puss, Shel.

Do you want to see my pussy?

No, I wanna go home.

Well, if we don't get these handcuffs off...

You might never get free. It'd be like stuck on a

deserted island. You'd probably starve.

This is like the slaves, man.

This is what it was like for the slaves.

What slaves?

My ancestors. The African slaves.

Are you still trippin', Beckett?

What?

There you guys are. What the hell?

Yeah, check it. It's the fucking pervert.

He must have escaped when the nut job blew up the cop car.

Dude, this is like that thing out in Arizona.

I heard he's hiding out in the woods.

I hear he has, like... a flame thrower or something.

- What? - Wow? Cool...

Dude! This is going to be on TV, man!

All over the fuckin' world!

Dude, we gotta get on TV

YES! Let's go!!

Jesus...

Those must hurt.

Everything's going to be okay.

Here... let me help you up.

I'm just trying to help, man, you don't look too good.

Alright, everybody, let's go!

Split it up.

Six over here, three in the middle.

Hey. You just come from the Mall?

Yeah.

What's happening? We're not- we're not gettin' much.

They said a guy killed a cop. Maybe a couple of other people?

Yeah, that's what I heard.

God, I hope it isn't someone I know.

Someone somebody knows.

Uh....what are ya drinkin'?

Some beer.

Yeah...

It's on the house.

Thanks.

I used to always come here with my parents

before they got divorced.

My Dad always ordered the steak. Medium rare.

My Mom always ordered the fish.

As if by ordering fish, she was somehow improving herself.

She was always trying to improve herself.

I never noticed any change.

You alright?

I just...

...saw a guy on a stretcher.

I think he might be dead.

That sucks.

Yeah.

So what are you doing sitting here by yourself?

People suck out loud. I hate people!

Yeah, especially when there's a lot of them.

I hate them individually too.

Hate's a strong word.

I don't want to hate anybody.

You alright?

Your eyes are all, you know, weird.

Yeah.

I'm fine I'm just...

...hanging out. You know.

Kicking back....

You're hangin' out?

You look pretty serious to me...

I do?

Uh....

He smiles...

I like to hang out.

Kick back. Let's kick back together.

Thought you didn't like people.

You're not people.

Yeah, what's your name?

Jeff.

You're Jeff?

Hi, Jeff.

What's your name?

It doesn't matter. So, what... are you, um, a student?

College, yeah.

Yeah? What are you studying?

Literature.

Really?

What's your favorite book?

Steppenwolf.

Steppenwolf.

The band?

No, it's written by...

Never mind.

Uh, I stick to movies anyway.

Oh, I like that, um, the book, the, you know, about the vampires...

the ones that take place in New Orleans.

Anne Rice?

Yeah!

No, I really, I mean... New Orleans is a very sexy place...

...and I really like all that, like, kooky voodoo stuff....

I should watch out!

Yes, you should...

You sure you're alright?

Yeah! Nah...

I'm fine. I just, had a lot to drink.

Maybe you should get some air...

"Human life is nothing but a bad joke.

A violent abortion of the primal mother.

A hopeless and barbaric catastrophe of nature..."

Dude, snap out of it! You're being anti-social!

Sorry.

Let me ask you something.

If you could go anywhere... where would you go?

Vienna.

How come?

Cause that's where Freud and Beethoven used to hang out.

I'd like to go there and...

...feel the history.

I like that.

Feel the history.

That's cool!

That's intellectual. My husband would never say something like that!

You're married?

You're supposed to check to see if a girl's wearing a ring, when you talk to her.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

He's not here, he's home with the kids.

You have kids?

Yeah...

What, are you surprised?

No, it's just, you look so... young.

Maybe I am?

Maybe I'm younger than you?

Yeah.

Do you think I'm attractive?

Yes.

What're you thinking?

That maybe I could...

...kiss you?

Hmm... That's funny.....

I was thinking the same thing...

Wait! Oh, oh! Easy soldier, I'm a married woman!

I'm sorry...

I'll call you in ten minutes.

Where you goin'?

Tsk! Just pick up the phone.

Hello.

This is Alonso.

Who is this?

Hi, Sheila!

I'll be right there.

Okay.

You must be Alonso

Yes.

I said 302.

Oh.

What took you so long?

The elevator.

Well, Ándale! Andale.

Tsk.

Hmm...

Would you like some beer, vodka... wine?

Probably not a great idea.

How 'bout...

...some chocolate?

You're gonna need it for your energy!

Wow! You really wolfed that down!

Yeah.

You nervous?

Little bit.

Hey, wanna watch some porno?

Porno?

Mm....

They pipe it into all rooms, for all the salesmen.

I don't like porno. It's fucked up.

Well...

Alonso.

Do you like.....

This?

Sí!

Sí...

Now you are speaking my lingo.

You are a very... very...

...naughty pool boy.

You fuck me, Alonso!

I see the way you look at me in that cabana.

Um....

Oh, yes, with your greasy, sweaty body...

You want me...

Yes you do!

Is that your car?

Yes.

My keys are in my pocket.

Thank you so much!

No problem.

Here. Let me just get the door.

Here.

You know, if you could just...

...uh, just take me to the Police Station and they could help me get these-

these cuffs off, okay?"

Aren't you a fugitive?

No, they let me go.

Do they hurt?

Yes. If... if you have something like a pin or something,

you could get me out of these...

That only works in the movies, silly.

Oh, right. Okay

Yo! FUCK!!... Fuck!! Ah!!!

Is that too tight?

Yes, it hurts!

Why did you do that for? Why are you doing that?

Please, make it go back. Please!

They don't go back.

I... just... make it go back, okay?

They don't.

Well, it hurts, okay?

Why are you hurting me?

Why would I want to hurt you?

I could think of much better things to do.

What are you going to do?

Um, what are you going to do?

What do you want me to do?

I want you to take the handcuffs off, please.

What if I can't do that?

Then just leave me alone.

And, uh, go away!

Don't you like me?

Yes, I... I do, yes.

Well, then, what do you want me to do with you?

You're, like, my total slave right now.

Isn't that incredible?

Bet you've been with hookers.

No, I've never been with a hooker.

Bullshit! You're a business man!

You're always with hookers! I know guys like you.

No...

I know what you do...

I've never been with a hooker, okay? I've never been with

a prostitute or a massage therapist or anything like that!

Look, I didn't hurt you!

Of course you hurt me.

No!

Wha... What are you doing now?

Ow! Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

I don't like it when you lie.

Do you wanna kiss me?

No! No.

You wanna kiss me??

Okay... yes...

Ah!

Okay, okay. Your hurting my...

It hurts my arm!

You're breaking it..."

Take me! Take me! Oh! Oh!

"A wild longing for strong emotions and sensations...

...seethes in me.

A rage against this toneless, flat, normal and sterile life."

"I have a mad impulse to smash something."

"A warehouse, perhaps.

Or a cathedral."

"Or myself. To commit outrages...

To pull off the wigs of a very few revered idols."

No! No, please stop!

Please!

Too late for that now, isn't it?

Don't do this to me! Please, don't torture me, okay?

Do you want me to make you come?

No...

Please, please, please!

No!

Okay, yes, yes, yes!

Say... I'm a pervert.

No...

Say it!

I... I can't....please...

Please. No!

I'm a pervert.

Say it over and over.

I'm a pervert.

I'm a pervert.

I'm a pervert.

I'm a pervert.

I'm a pervert.

God!

Oh, gross!

Now, where are you goin'?

Bye.

It's nice to meet you.

"For those who loved him, only saw the one side of him.

Many loved him as a refined and educated man...

were horrified and disappointed when they discovered the wolf in him.

And they had to because Harry wished...

...as every conscience being does...

...to be loved as a whole. And, therefore, it was just with...

...those whose love he treasured most that he could least of all...

...conceal and deny the wolf."

Do you want to do it again?

Um... leave your phone number.

I mean right now.

Oh... I gotta get home to the hubby and rugrats.

Hi!

Yeah, no, I'm still stuck in traffic!

I know. I heard! It's awful.

Yeah... No, I'm fine.

What did you give them?

Uh, fried chicken's nutritious!

Mmmhmm....

No, don't let Nacho in, though, because he was

down at the swamp all day and he's totally stinky.

No, I... I'll deal with it tomorrow.

Yeah. Love you too. Bye.

So what has-has been going on? I guess I should know?

Eight people are dead.

Wow!

They think they cornered him in the woods.

They say he might be wearing a tuxedo.

Oh... I mean, that is totally weird!

Okay. Umm... I have to go....

Now, the room is on my credit card, so don't break anything

Why would I break something?

Mm.

Maybe you'll...

....pick up some....

...innocent girl...

...at the bar...

...break the bed.

I just wanna lie here.

You! Are a very bad boy!!

I'm not going to be able to walk tomorrow.

Bye, Tiger.

Yeah, I like to ride that cock.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Fuck.

Jeff?

Jeff?

Are you okay?

It's really fucked up.

Jeff! What are you doing?

You. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you,

I've got an M-4 pointed at your fucking head...

Get over here.

Get over here.

What're you doing here?

Walking.

What are you, some fucking wise-ass?

No.

Do you know who I am?

Yeah.

Yeah? And who are you?

Jeff.

You know, some fucking spade rental-cop shot me.

Can you believe that?

Nine hundred fucking cops out there

and this fuckin' spade rent-a-cop shoots me.

Sit down.

Then you're gonna help me.

I saw the fire.

I saw dead people.

Oh, yeah? How'd they look?

Squished.

That's it? Just "squished"?

Why'd you shoot them?

Cause they were there.

I used to work at the mall.

You could have shot me.

Oh, yeah? Where did you work?

Taco Tonight.

Yeah, maybe. I..I was at Tuxedo Time."

Hey, hey, hey....you wouldn't happen to have any speed on you, would you?"

No, no. I had some ecstasy, but Beckett took the rest.

I fuckin' hate ecstasy...

Oh, I hate fuckin' ecstasy.

Yeah, me too.

Okay, so. There's uh, there's a, um... a .45...

...in my bag. And you're gonna get it.

Why?

So you can kill me?

No, you idiot! So you can kill me.

You, you, you, you don't wanna be the hero?

You don't wanna be the guy that shoots the madman?

I... I, I can't do that.

Fuck, you'll get laid, Jeff.

This is one of those life-changing moments, Jeff.

You are willing to die, you coward.

But not to live.

Jeff?

I am not the coward in the woods with a gun.

He is stuck. In his man-wolf dichotomy.

I am made up of many more elements than that.

I am not stuck.

I am un-stuck.

Dude, you can see everything!

- Quick! We have to send this to this guy's wife! - Yes!

Hey, hey! What's your wife's name?

Dude, which one is she? Huh?

What are you doing?

It's the pervert!

C'mon, give me my phone!

Get out of here!

C'mon, man...

Get the fuck out of here!

My phone...

Dude! Chill, we were just monkeying around!

Hey... are you okay?

No... No, my...

I can't feel my arms, man.

What happened?

It's a long story.

Here, let's, let's...

Please don't.

Just...

...can't do it...

Look, why do you have your seatbelt on?

So that I wouldn't escape.

Well, okay... I'll just...

Alright...

Are you old enough to drive?

Yes.

Um...

Do you think that, uh...

...that you could, take me home?

Shouldn't I get you to a hospital, uh, police station?

They could get the cuffs open...

No, I'd like to... just go home, please?

Well, maybe I could find some tools...

Please, I just...

If you could just....

...you know, drive me home to my wife, you know...

And, um...

...you'll help me with my pants.

Please?

Okay....

Thank you...

One, two, three...

Okay...

Okay, thanks.

You want me to get your wife?

No. You better get out of here.

Tell me somethin'...

Do you know a red-headed girl, uh, she's probably around your age...

...she hangs out at the mall maybe?

Yes.

Is she a friend of yours?

No.

Good.

Babe, I'm home.

Hey.

Did you guys have a fun night?

Tsk! Oh, Nacho! Nacho, you stinky, stinky dog!

Come here. You are a bad dog.

You shouldn't be in the house.

One day I would be a better hand at the game.

One day... I would learn how to laugh.

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