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I have love in all my mind, but not that face to find.

Who needs me?

Yes, I've searched both high and low. Now I need a place to go.

Who needs me?

Someone who cares.

Someone who cares.

The problems on my mind, a hand to lead the blind.

I'm coming.

Hi.

Anything I can do for you?

I'm Dennis.

That's nice.

Are you Mrs. Elkins?

Yeah.

Well, I'm Dennis.

Dennis Ryan.

You're supposed to be expecting me.

Oh, Dennis.

Charlie said you weren't coming until Friday. What are you doing here today?

Well, I decided to come on down today because the demonstrators closed the

university. Well, come on in.

Dennis.

Charlie should be getting home soon. He said he was getting off early.

How was the drive down?

A real bitch.

Traffic almost all the way.

My name's Sandy.

Okay, Sandy.

Where can I put my stuff?

The room we fixed for you. Around there, past the bathroom.

I'll unpack later.

So if you're my husband's stepbrother, what does that make me?

You're my stepsister -in -law, I guess.

This is really great of you, Sandy.

You and Charlie putting me up like this.

It's a long trip ahead of me.

Yeah. Charlie told me you were going to Florida.

Lucky you.

Charlie's a great guy. How is he?

Hasn't changed a bit.

Still the same son of a bitch he was before we got married.

Oof.

So, are you planning on staying long?

A couple of days or so.

Is Charlie still working for the cab company?

He's had at least ten jobs since that one.

Let's see.

There was the moving company.

He tried insurance for a while.

He tried dishwashing. He got a promotion there. They made him head dishwasher.

He drove a truck for a while.

You might call him sort of a miracle worker.

It's a miracle when he works.

Oh,

where is he now?

Selling typewriters.

It won't last long.

He thinks he's such a big gun in the office, I won't be surprised if they

him.

Here comes Mr. Success now.

I figured that was your car outside.

You always got to dress that way. Not even any shoes.

Do you have any sense of decency, for Christ's sake?

Ah, shove it, Charlie.

I've got to get back to my kitchen.

How's college?

Not bad.

Then how come you leave it?

I can do without it.

You flunk?

No. I just had enough of college life, that's all.

Any of what?

Still going to Florida?

Yeah. A couple of days.

It's a long drive.

Yeah.

Frozen dinners again?

Bullshit! I didn't have time to get anything else ready.

Let's face it, Dollface, you don't know how to boil water.

That's many frozen dinners from where my stomach's sending out blizzard

warnings. Shut up and eat! And don't call me Dollface!

Nice place you got here.

You know, I don't know what makes you so obnoxious, Charlie, but whatever it is,

it works.

Nice place you got here.

I'm gonna go shoot some pool.

Don't forget your stick.

Charlie likes to play pool?

He even takes his own ball.

I'm pretty sure of yourself, aren't you, Charlie?

Don't you start getting any shit in on her.

Hey, don't take it out on me just because Sandy's giving me trouble.

I think she's starting to get wrong.

How is the bitch?

Not bitch.

Just stupid.

All right, then. How's the stupid bitch?

Don't you forget about her for Christ's sake!

When you touch me, it makes me feel so good.

Baby, baby, baby, I want you to be.

I want you to be my one and only love because

I love you.

Oh, I love you so much.

When you touch me, it makes me feel so good.

Baby, baby, baby mama Oh, I love so much

God bless you.

Okay.

We've got company at the house.

My kid's stepbrother.

College kid.

You staying at your house?

Yeah. A couple of days.

A real jerk.

I bet he never even had a piece.

You won't stay a virgin long with your wife, will you?

I'm sorry.

I know I shouldn't talk about it so much, but... I just met you before I met

Sandy.

It doesn't make sense.

What doesn't make sense?

That you two should be stuck with each other when you're not and you feel like

this about each other.

We'll be having a lot of money.

I'm so happy.

I don't want to see you guys.

If I could just get something on her, I could get that divorce.

I got it.

What? Your stepbrother.

Makes sense, woman.

Your wife was no virgin when you married her.

In fact, as I remember, she was quite active in the back seats at school.

Are you trying to tell me that Sandy and my...

Really? My step -brother?

Really. Unless I miss my guess.

She's making her move right now.

Are you sure? I mean, about this woman

and Charlie?

Yes.

She's got a lot of nerve. I mean, being your best friend and all.

She's got more crests than a pie factory.

I bet they're both plotting against me right now.

So tomorrow you're going to hire a private eye?

I could find one.

You'd look in the yellow paper.

We'll work it out.

I have loving on my mind, but not that faith to find.

Who needs me?

Yes, I've searched both high and low. Now I need a place to go.

is your heart misunderstood then see me

as we're sure to find our way and if by chance today

Maybe. Dolphin.

With a little bit of luck, we'll learn how to boil an egg someday.

Then I won't have to eat this crap every morning.

It tastes like cardboard.

Tastes okay to me. I like it.

How was your pool game last night?

It was okay.

What did you do last night?

Oh, watched television.

Played Monopoly. Who won?

Huh?

Oh, we, um, didn't finish.

Oh.

What are you going to do today?

I thought I'd take my car down to the garage and get it tuned up for the trip.

There's a garage about a mile from here.

The office will show you where it is.

Charlie, take the bus today.

I need the car to go shopping.

Can't you get Dennis to take you?

Sure would be nice if I could get my car once in a while.

Amen.

What's happening?

I need my car checked out.

Amen.

Check it out.

Please understand, I need my car tuned.

Amen.

What key would you like it tuned in?

I can have it tonight.

Far out.

Please understand, I'm taking a trip, and I need my car fixed.

Far out.

Okay, okay.

I'll be back tonight to pick it up.

You really like that couch, don't you?

Let's do something. I'm bored.

What have you got in mind?

How about a drive?

My car is in the garage.

We can use my car.

I thought you had to go shopping.

Screw the shopping. I've got to get out of here.

Let's go to the beach.

You crazy would be freezing cold.

That's when it's the nicest.

There'll be nobody there to bother us. I'd really love to walk on the beach.

All right, if you want to. Yeah, I want to get out of this house.

Okay, why not?

Good!

Okay,

I'll get my purse.

I'll let you know that you probably won't get any bonuses this Christmas

the brass on the top floor got worried that your sales are down 40%, which

me wonder what kind of a salesman I hired.

I know there's a recession going on, but that's no excuse for a good salesman.

So why don't you get on the goddamn ball?

Yes, Mr. Sanders.

You've been with this burn two weeks and already you're three weeks behind in

your work.

Now, if you can't do the job, I'll get someone else.

I'll be back in about half an hour, Betty.

Charlie, is there anything wrong?

I mean, something I could help you with?

No, I've got to take care of this myself.

Well, if there's ever anything I can do.

I've got to get this straightened out first, and then maybe we can get

Charlie, I'll be home alone tonight.

May I help you?

I want to see a detective.

Have you an appointment?

Mr. Desmond usually sees people by appointments only.

Well, I need help.

What's it about?

College. Your name?

I don't want to get in.

You've got to tell me something.

If you don't want to give me your name, I certainly can't meet you.

Not just enough time to see you. Not a real busy day today.

Desmond's the name. Jim Desmond. Just call me Jim.

Sit down.

Can I do it for you?

I've got to get some evidence.

You've never done business with me before?

No. Why?

I don't know. You look kind of familiar.

Like I've seen you somewhere before.

It doesn't matter.

Well, you need some evidence.

What for?

It's my wife.

Would you like anything?

No, I don't think so.

I've got to get back.

Ah,

nothing like a little snort after lunch.

Oh, let's see now. Trouble with your wife, huh? Yeah.

It's not as simple as that.

It's not really his fault.

What do you mean, not his fault?

Well, he's not the only one.

There have been several of them. Lots of them, in fact.

Sounds like she's pretty active.

Before I tell you the rest, maybe you better tell me how much you charge me.

Well, depends on the job.

You're in trouble now.

And when you're in trouble, you shouldn't talk about money.

Why don't you tell me about your wife first?

Then we can talk about money.

Okay.

This college kid, he's a friend of the family.

Sorry.

He came to the house yesterday and he's going to stay with us.

So last night, I had to go out for a while.

When I got home, we went to bed.

She didn't want to have sex.

I can read her like a book. I knew she did.

I can always tell.

Then this morning at breakfast, And when he sort of acted, talked, I knew I was

right. And that's why I need you.

In a case like this, you got to take the bull by the teeth.

What do you mean?

You got to get some pictures of the kid and your wife in bed.

That's how I got the goods on my wife.

That's exactly what I mean.

Tell you what, I won't even let it... of my men handle the job. I'll do it

myself.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

When can you get to my house? Tonight?

I was just about to suggest that.

I'll set it up for you and leave them alone together.

It'll cost you 500 bucks.

500 bucks?

Well, look, you look like a bright guy.

I like to do business with bright guys.

I'll make it 250.

Yes.

How's 100 bucks?

I need 20 % down.

Make yourself scarce around the house tonight.

Maybe you can go shoot some pool.

Give me two hours to do the job, starting at 8. I told you, I'm a fast

Sounds like your wife's a fast worker, too.

So, give me a key, and what's that address again?

Here's the key. The address is 1550 Oak Street.

Oh, yeah, over on the south side.

Okay.

Yeah, a hundred bucks for a couple hours work.

Give me a map. I gotta, I gotta find 50, 15, 50, 15,

15, 50, 10th Street.

Let's talk about that raise you promised me.

Well, that ought to be good for ten bucks a month more.

Let's try for 20.

Why, Mikhail, you're good.

going to have to be anywhere before 8 o 'clock tonight.

Thank you.

Please try to...

You don't like it, don't eat it.

What did you do today to pass the time?

We went for a drive.

I thought you were going to get your car tuned.

We went in our car.

I thought you were going to use my car to go shopping.

I can go to the store tomorrow.

I wanted to show our guest a good time while he was here.

Well, did you show him a good time?

again?

No.

The office. I've got to catch up on some work on a new sales campaign.

You didn't finish dinner.

I can't eat that crap.

The dog couldn't.

I'll pick up something decent on the way to the office.

I'll be a couple of hours.

Don't hurry.

I wonder if he thinks something's going on between us.

Who cares?

I guess I've got to get to the garage.

They said they'd have my car ready tonight.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

Already?

Why in such a hurry?

Something tells me I should be going.

To Florida?

Right.

But first I want to try and talk to that chick that Charlie's been seeing.

So you still think that you can save our marriage?

Well, Dennis, I've got news for you. Our marriage is shot.

Well, my conscience wouldn't be clear unless I at least tried to save your

marriage.

If she won't give Charlie up, will you take me with you?

Yes.

What's that?

Sounds like you did a good job.

Golly gee, it wasn't me.

My mechanic worked on your car.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

If you're caught here, I've got to get the hell out.

Just a minute.

Charlie, come on.

I'm so glad to be here.

What a surprise. Oh, let me take your coat.

Yeah, I just had to get away for a while.

Come on, Siddharth.

Oh, what a surprise. I can't believe it.

It sure is.

Oh, yes.

to have to relax.

Yeah, I'm pretty uptight.

Really? You know I used to be a masseuse.

Really? Would you like a massage?

Oh, that's good.

That was a good one, too.

Come on.

Take this off.

Come on, take a tissue.

Sit up, sit up.

Yes, that's good.

That's better.

Can you massage your head, honey?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Charlie's stepbrother. Come on in.

How did you know about me?

Sandy told me. She knows.

So she does know about us.

Sounds interesting.

to Charlie.

Please, I think we should... I hope you stay alive.

I bet you're not one now.

One what?

A virgin.

What do you mean?

You and Sandy have been having some fun, haven't you?

Well, I... Tell me about yourself.

I didn't even know your name.

It's Dennis.

But I didn't come here to talk about me. I came here to talk about Charlie.

And you.

Oh, really?

Their marriage is going to be on the rocks unless you stop. Unless what?

Unless you and Charlie stop and quit seeing each other.

That's certainly something to think about.

Five. Shit.

God damn it.

Fucking key don't work.

Did that guy give me the wrong key?

Zero, one, five. That's right.

5 -0 -1 -5.

I guess I'll probably try the back door.

Thank you.

What the hell's the matter with this?

Yeah. Oh,

baby.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

How much I love you so.

Oh

Then if that...

I don't know.

Hi babe!

Charlie,

by the time you read this, Dennis and I will be out of the state and on our way

to Florida.

I've found someone who really cares for me.

Let's face it, Charlie.

You never gave our marriage half a chance.

It was just a matter of time before it broke up.

I tried hard to love you, and I did for a long while.

But you never even tried to love me.

So this is the best way.

And now you can spend all of your time with Marie.

I hope the two of you are happy together.

I know that I'm going to be happy.

Sandy.