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Is that lavender?
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You ready to dance?
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I'm ready for more than that.
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We should get handcuffed together
more often.
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You wouldn't even know
what to do with me.
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Pablo: Ash!
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We made a little something for ya.
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His real hand.
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What the hell
is this doing here?
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You'll have to Bury it deep
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below the place
where your journey began.
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Let's go back there
and end it all.
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No. You go there,
you'd end up possessed,
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and I would have
to cut your heads off,
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and that would just
be bad for everyone.
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Where's this big bad cabin
at anyway, ash?
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Ash? Where'd he go?
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Sorry, tweety.
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Nothin' survives around here.
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Oh! Oh!
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Geez.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Linda's voice:
Oh, ash. Beautiful.
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I really love it.
I'll never take it off.
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Oh, Jesus.
I almost blew your head off.
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A little on edge, are we?
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- Where's Pablo and Kelly?
- We split up to look for you.
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Good. It's safer away from here.
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Why would you
just run out like that?
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I'm not big on good-byes.
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Ash, you shouldn't do this alone.
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I have to do it alone.
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Don't you get it?
Everybody dies here.
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It's just a rule...
Death, taxes, more death.
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And I don't pay taxes,
so all I know is death.
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Fuck the rules.
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I'm gonna help you end this.
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Lady, I like your style.
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Wow.
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Last time I was here with a girl,
I was hoping to get laid.
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Didn't quite work out that way.
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I did cut my own hand off
with a chainsaw, though.
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It was a fun weekend.
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Trust me, you'd have
never gotten laid here.
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It was a little cozier back then.
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Ash: Bad memory?
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That's what this cabin does.
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She's a cruel, cruel bitch.
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Good.
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So am I.
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Then let's get to work.
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Carson: Please, man, I need you.
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It's dark.
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So during my little trip,
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I had a vision about
the book being buried here.
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This is where it all started.
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And that's where it's gonna end.
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- What's down there?
- Bad things.
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- Doesn't look so bad.
- Uh, I wouldn't get too close.
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Need a crowbar or something.
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Uh, there's probably one
out in the work shed.
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- Let's go get it.
- Yeah, um...
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- What?
- Just a teeny warning...
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There's something out there
that you probably shouldn't see.
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Worse than everything else
I didn't want to see?
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My ex-girlfriend.
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Wait. Your ex-girlfriend
is in the work shed?
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Part of her. It's complicated.
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Maybe I shouldn't go there.
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Well, if you don't
wanna talk about it.
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She got possessed.
I cut her head off with a shovel,
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then she did this crazy dance
in the moonlight.
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I put her head in a vise,
and I cut it with a chainsaw.
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She did have
a rockin' bod, though.
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I'll stay here...
Just watch that book.
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Smart call.
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Oh!
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I'm telling you,
if you gotta pee,
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you should just pop a squat,
'cause we're lost.
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All right. Thanks, boy scout.
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Oh, we're going in a circle.
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What, you're
a professional woodsman now?
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No. Look.
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We're back at the car.
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That's a good way to tell.
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Brad: What are we doing here?
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Brad, I think Heather's
just getting tired.
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Hey. We should ask them
where we're headed.
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- Should be another cabin back there.
- We're totally lost.
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Hey! Hello?
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You have no idea where we are.
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Hey.
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- Well, hey there.
- Hello.
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Beautiful night, huh?
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Brad.
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Mate, mate,
we don't want any trouble.
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If you're gonna Rob us,
we have no money.
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- I have pepper spray.
- I will shoot.
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Is that a flare gun?
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Oh! Uh... uh... no, no, no.
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Uh, it's all right.
Um, we're the good guys.
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These guns, they're for evil.
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Bears. Evil bears.
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There's evil bears
in these woods.
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We're actually
really friendly people.
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We are so friendly.
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Well, can't be too careful, huh?
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Bears are a menace.
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Listen, we're actually really lost,
and we're looking for this cabin.
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Oh. Um, we passed one
a while back.
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I wanted to crash there.
But, uh, Brad here wanted to push on.
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Rest is the reward,
not the goal.
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Please, take me with you.
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It was just a couple miles
northeast.
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Do you know what,
could you just show us
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'cause we're
directionally challenged.
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- Um...
- Yeah.
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Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah, we can show you.
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Linda: Who's that?
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Please don't hurt me.
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You swore. You swore
that we'd always be together.
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I love you.
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Long time no see, Linda.
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Don't get up.
Just lookin' for a crowbar.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Oh, come on.
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Fisher?
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Amanda?
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It's hard to see
through the trees and the fog,
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but up there's the big Dipper.
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Melissa: He proposed to me
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by the light of the north star.
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That's real romantic.
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So are you two together, or...?
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Who, me and Pablo? No.
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Huh. I haven't seen a guy
since we started this dumb hike.
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It might be nice to have
someone to keep me warm
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for a night or two.
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He's got a girlfriend, though.
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Oh, of course he does.
Well, maybe I'll find a cute bear.
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Yeah. Doubt that.
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So you go about a half mile
down that track,
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the cabin's right there.
Can't miss it.
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Good looking out, man. Thanks.
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Hey. You know, you guys
shouldn't be wandering
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around these woods
alone at night.
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Oh, we're fine.
We're at one with nature.
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Well, I mean, we could stay
one night, you know. Maybe.
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Thanks, man. But we're all good.
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- Nice meeting you guys.
- Thank you.
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- Take care.
- Bye.
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Can we please stay
in a hotel tomorrow?
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I hate it out here.
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Man, I really hope
that they don't end up dead.
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They have pepper spray.
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Amanda!
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Amanda!
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Linda: Ash.
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No. We are not talking.
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But I'm better now.
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Ash, honey,
why won't you look at me?
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You left me here, ash.
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That's because you were dead.
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You killed me.
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You turned into a monster.
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I loved you. You loved me, too.
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We had a life planned.
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I've been so lonely.
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No. You are not alive.
I know you're not.
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Don't you love me anymore?
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You're not Linda,
you're just a head!
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Why are you being so mean?
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It's because of that woman,
that cop.
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You like her, don't you?
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What about us?
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You promised you'd take me
to Jacksonville after this.
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That house on the beach,
that was for us.
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Shut up!
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She's gonna die here.
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We all die.
Everyone you ever loved.
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Dr. Knowby's voice:
The kandarian dagger's handle
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is carved of human bone.
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The blade itself seems to have
other-worldly powers.
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But when it's placed upon
the necronomicon,
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it sears the binding's flesh.
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Oh! Jesus, ash.
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You scared me.
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Is everything okay?
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Amanda, you know,
I've been thinking...
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I think we should
just get outta here.
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I thought you wanted
to end this.
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It's easier to just run.
I've done it before.
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You just leave all this shit behind
and start over.
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I mean, my god, Amanda,
haven't you had enough?
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Of course.
I'm living a nightmare.
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Butyoun
don't you have a responsibility?
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Why me?
Why do I deserve all this?
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You know I'm right.
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Why don't we, you and me,
just get the hell outta here
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and go somewhere
we can start all over?
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You and me?
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Is that such a horrible idea?
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Look...
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I like you, ash, I do.
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Never thought I'd say that to a crazed,
chainsaw-handed deadite killer...
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The best I could ever know, but...
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I know, I know that I'm not
anybody's idea of a great catch.
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- Well, I wasn't saying that...
- No, let me finish.
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I'm... I'm trying to be honest here,
and it's hard.
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I'm not anybody's idea
of a great catch... I got that.
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I mean, look at my life... I work
in a trailer-trash discount store.
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I've got a book
that summons evil spirits,
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but, you know,
before all of that happened,
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I had a future,
and it didn't involve chainsaws
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and shotguns and demons,
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and I just wanna... I wanna see
if I can find that guy again.
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You think you could help me?
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I don't know...
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Maybe.
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I'd like that, Amanda.
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I really would.
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Okay, ash, this is not
the time or the place.
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Amanda, life is short.
You know that.
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I've been dreaming about that.
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Oh, my god!
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What is that?
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That's the whole me.
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What the fuck?
You just grew another hand?
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It's a lot more complicated
than that.
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It's disgusting.
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- What happened to it?
- What's it matter?
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- It looks sick.
- Beggars can't be choosers.
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It looks like the hand
that Ruby had.
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- Oh, god.
- Okay...
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- What happened?
- All right, all right.
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Maybe I grew another hand
or maybe the hand grew another me.
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What's the difference, Amanda?
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What's important is
I can give you everything you want.
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And I want you.
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Is that so bad?
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I mean, come on, a minute ago
you wanted me, too.
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Yes, before I found out
you're just some creepy tumor
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that grew out of the stump
of a possessed hand.
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Name-calling is not nice.
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Don't you fucking touch me.
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Ash, you can't save her.
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Everyone you care about dies.
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- Shut up. I can get to her.
- No, you can't.
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You don't need her.
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You already have a girlfriend.
You have me.
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Come over here.
I'll suck you off.
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I give good head.
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You can skull-fuck me good.
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It's the best
you're gonna get, ash.
255
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,760
No woman will want you!
256
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,638
Stop it!
257
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,642
Maybe you like me better
like this.
258
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,425
Well, I guess
the honeymoon is over.
259
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,929
You broke my heart.
260
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,140
Now I'm gonna break
your fucking skull!
261
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,774
Now you fucking sit down.
262
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,822
What's the matter, huh?
All choked up?
263
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,660
Oh, you smell good.
264
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,328
What is that?
265
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,997
Lavender?
266
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,480
Oh, thank god.
267
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,401
Oh... it's gone. I'm free.
268
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,947
That hand must've
gotten into me.
269
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,199
It made me do those horrible things
to you, Amanda.
270
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,618
I am so sorry.
271
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,083
The good news is
I still have this hand
272
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,461
to finish the job!
273
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,552
Now, that's what I call cleavage.
274
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:12,897
Don't worry, Amanda,
it'll all be over soon.
275
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,066
About a minute, give or take.
276
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,281
Oh. Oh, careful.
277
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,158
Watch your step.
278
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,248
Oh, ho-ho-ho...
279
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,042
What are the odds?
280
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,216
Looks like you're
a little caught up there.
281
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:41,884
If it's any consolation,
282
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:45,346
that's exactly how your partner felt
when he was dying.
283
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,652
Ah! That was a gift!
284
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,446
You're gonna be alone forever.
285
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,281
We'll make sure of that.
286
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,826
You think that cop
even likes you?
287
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,578
Do you think
you can make a life with her?
288
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,247
You fool!
289
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,374
She's gonna die.
290
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,000
You already killed her.
291
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,045
Yeah?
You always talked too much.
292
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:30,474
Amanda, we knew who you were
the first time we saw you.
293
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,810
We knew you were gonna
try and help ash.
294
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:36,605
You won't be helping him now.
You won't be helping anyone.
295
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:40,484
Fuck you!
We're gonna send you all back.
296
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,112
By burying the book?
297
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,947
Good luck with that, doll eyes.
298
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,491
My dumb twin
can't do anything right.
299
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,870
Oh, look at the time.
300
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,873
I should go and you should die.
301
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:01,714
Amanda?
302
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,383
Amanda?
303
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:09,471
- Ash.
- Amanda.
304
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:13,350
Oh, my god.
What the hell happened?
305
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:17,479
Yourhand grew another you.
306
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,857
What? That's crazy.
307
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:24,862
You know,
we could've been great.
308
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,698
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.
309
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,700
This is all my fault.
310
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,705
It's better where you're going.
311
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,487
Well, better to have
loved and lost,
312
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,113
and, boy, did you lose.
313
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,409
Pablo: Ash?
314
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:15,454
Jesus.
315
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,373
Pablo:
Did she turn into a deadite?
316
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,126
Wait. So you killed
a real person?
317
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,670
No, I didn't do this.
318
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,714
I did do it, but it wasn't me.
319
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,257
Well, it wasn't this me.
320
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,624
- It was another one. I saw him.
- Ash, what did you do?
321
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,679
I'm telling you
there's another me around here!
322
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,183
Come on out, you ugly bastard.
323
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,435
Olly, olly, oxen free.
324
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,942
Lookin' for me?
325
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,779
You didn't deserve her, ash.
326
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,448
I know, 'cause I'm just like you.
327
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:54,743
Well, then that means
you got a trick knee.
328
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,122
Ah! My trick knee!
329
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:01,959
Sore kidneys.
330
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,171
Fake teeth.
331
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,225
- Bum shoulder.
- Ah!
332
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:19,810
Soft balls.
333
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,437
Oh! Oh!
334
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:33,323
Both: Time... to... die.
335
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:48,505
J' the two of us I
336
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:51,175
j' together j'
337
00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:56,513
j' makes the two of us I
338
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,141
I just fools I
339
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:05,355
j' after saying good-bye j'
340
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,900
I to each other I
341
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,695
I here we are I
342
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:16,366
j' breakin' every rule I
343
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:23,707
I are we in love
or are we just... I
344
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:30,756
j' two fools? I
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