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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Ladies.
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Baccarat.
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Exquisite.
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(WOMEN GASPS)
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(MAN SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Tihomir.
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Hang up.
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Bradley Fine.
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I'm honored.
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Pleasure's all mine.
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Tell me where the bomb is.
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10 seconds,
or you're dead.
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Interesting.
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You see, when my men
and I hid it...
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I made sure to erase
any witnesses.
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(MAN GROANS)
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And then I erased the erasers.
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Which means,
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I'm now the only one
who knows...
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just where that
dangerously compact
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and transportable nuke is.
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So...
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I'd say I have
more than 10 seconds.
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Well then, in that case,
I'd say you'd better start...
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(SNEEZES)
(GUN FIRES)
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh, my God!
Why did you do that?
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I didn't do it on purpose.
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There's like a ton
of pollen in here!
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Oh, God! Christmas
on a cracker!
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Did you take
your medicine?
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I forgot it on the plane.
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I told you this morning,
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I put extra
in all your jackets!
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You did?
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Great. Shit! Thanks.
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No, you know what?
That's on me.
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Because I heard you
sniffle a while ago
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and I did nothing
with that information.
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So that's blood
on my hands, really...
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Okay. You know what?
You got three coming in.
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Get out the
back door now. Move.
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(GUN FIRE)
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Anybody in here?
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Yeah, we got one coming
around the corner, now.
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(GUNSHOTS)
(MAN GROANS)
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Your three guests
are coming out
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that door behind you
right now.
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Watch your six.
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Yahtzee.
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Oh, zinger!
(LAUGHS)
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I should've brought
more bullets.
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I thought they were
chocolate sprinkles,
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which I would eat,
normally, by the fistful...
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but this tasted like...
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There's no other way
to say it, really.
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Like a rat's arse.
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Guys, can you please
keep it down?
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Unfortunately, there's
vermin in the ceiling again,
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and I hate
to say it, but...
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they've pooped
all over your cake.
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I'm going left?
SUSAN: No.
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I need you to go right
and head down the tunnel.
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You've got one coming
around to your right,
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and he's got a swarm
behind him.
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That's my girl.
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Oh, I don't know.
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(GRUNTING)
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Watch your back.
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Oh, that was
a close one, Fine.
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Who's the finest of them all?
You are.
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* Oh, Bradley, you're so fine
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* You're so fine,
you blow my mind
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* Hey, Bradley!
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Oh, God, duck!
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(GROANS)
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Nice moves, Fine.
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Pilates has been
working out for you.
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You noticed?
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Yeah, you just seem looser.
Like, in your hips.
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I mean athletically speaking.
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I don't know. I guess
you don't seem so awkward.
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(WHISPERING)
Shut up!
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Going straight?
No.
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Go right up the stairs.
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You're gonna find
a little friend
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on the first landing.
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(SCREAMS)
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Thanks for your help.
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SUSAN:
You're clear to the top.
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Get moving.
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MAN: Oh, my God!
The rats can fly!
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Come on, you guys!
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All right, Fine.
Stop at the door.
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You got a guard approaching.
I'll tell you when.
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Wait for it,
Fine. Three...
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Two, one. Now!
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Oh, dear,
did I forget to knock?
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They're clawing at my hair!
I can't see!
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What do you mean,
you can't see me?
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I'm good. You've got
SUVs approaching.
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Go to the dock!
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Dock. Excellent idea.
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Boyanov's boat
is at the end.
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Uh... No keys, Coop.
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The panel's on the lower left
under the steering wheel.
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You can hotwire it.
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I can't get to the wires!
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Okay, then stay down
and hold your ears!
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How will I hear
your beautiful voice?
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Stop being adorable
and get down!
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Lock on coordinates
43.16547...
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27.94654...
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and fire, now.
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Whoo!
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(FINE LAUGHS)
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Close one!
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Nice drone work, Coop!
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I could kiss you.
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Oh!
(CHUCKLES)
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Well, I would accept that
with an open mouth.
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(LAUGHS) Soon as I'm back,
dinner is on me.
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Great work, Coop.
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Hey, pick up my dry cleaning
for me, would you?
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Also, get my car.
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Oh, sure. No problem.
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Oh, and I have to fire
my gardener.
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He keeps running over
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the sprinkler heads
with the mower.
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Can you cut him loose
for me?
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Um... Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.
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You kidding?
I'd love it!
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You're the best.
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Smell you later, pal.
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God. Poor Jaime.
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The thing is,
Jaime, that...
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Uh...
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Oh!
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These are your children?
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Your children, here?
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Yeah, I have children.
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I just have to cover
those eyes.
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They're looking
right at me. Um...
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Please, don't fire me.
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No. Jaime, I would never.
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This is more of a review.
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(HUMMING)
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Oh.
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Jaime.
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(SINGING IN SPANISH)
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Yes.
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* The lawnmower
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(BOTH VOCALIZING)
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Right to
that lawnmower.
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(JAIME SINGING IN SPANISH)
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You're a killer, Susan.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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* The heart is a hunter
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* And hard as a stone
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* Cold blood in the chamber
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* Bullets and bone
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* Into the night
you will fall
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* Where there's
no wrong or right
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* Rough justice for all
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* Love is powering lust
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* You may find
my smile deceitful
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* But after it all
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* Who else can you trust?
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* Who else can you trust?
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(FINE AND WAITER
SPEAKING FRENCH)
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Ah!
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These look delicious.
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I don't wanna be critical,
but this is very chewy.
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Coop. You're eating
a hand towel.
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Just cleansing my palette.
(CHUCKLES)
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Jeez. You had to take me
to such a dump?
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(LAUGHS)
Come on, cheapskate!
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Burger King was booked up.
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Ha!
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Sorry. I'm having dinner
with Gallagher over here.
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00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,097
Guard your fruit!
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00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,901
You could. You're funny.
Your timing is perfect.
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00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:10,070
Never as funny as you,
Super Cooper.
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To another
successful mission.
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Go team.
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(WHISPERS) Go team.
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Hey, I've been thinking.
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00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,848
Yeah.
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I couldn't do
what I do without you.
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00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,718
And I've been thinking
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about doing something
special for you...
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So...
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Good gravy, Fine.
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00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,664
Oh. That's...
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It's a crazy cupcake!
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You love cakes.
Well...
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I'm not a big cake...
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I make cakes. Yes. I
see the connection.
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00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,475
Now you can wear a cake.
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00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,711
How did you know I don't care
for traditional jewelry?
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I can't seem to
stop looking at it...
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and it can't
stop looking at me.
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Imagine how awkward
it would've been
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if it'd been a diamond ring
or something.
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00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:05,058
Ooh...
Not a diamond ring! No!
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00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,260
I would've had to say,
"I don't want to marry you!"
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00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,030
I don't want
your muscly arms and hands...
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rubbing my back with Nivea
for the rest of my life.
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And our three kids run in,
you know...
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Karen, Tommy and Billy...
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and we'd say,
"Get out of here!"
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00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,010
And they'd just all
have that beautiful jaw...
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and sky-blue eyes, and a full mouth.
I mean...
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no, thank you.
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I'll just, you know,
I'll just...
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00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,885
Can you give me a little
jewelry I can actually wear?
219
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,086
Not gonna wear it?
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00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,390
Yes. Yeah.
I was just saving it.
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Put it on!
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00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,427
Look at that.
Wow, that's a...
223
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,329
That is an adjustable toggle.
Adjustable toggle.
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00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,465
You don't see that
with a lot of jewelry.
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00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,000
It's so you.
Is it?
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Wow, perfect.
(LAUGHS)
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00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,839
Oh... Somebody's jealous.
228
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,407
Seriously, I couldn't do
what I do without you,
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in my earpiece.
230
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,110
I could never do
what you do.
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00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,979
Can you imagine me as a spy?
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Oh, my God.
233
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,749
Out in the field.
Yeah.
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00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,651
With a gun!
What?
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00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,954
"Hi, terrorists.
Oh, golly!
236
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,823
"Oh, I shot myself!
Whoops!
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00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,892
"I meant to shoot you,
not me!"
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00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,126
That's probably
what I'd say.
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00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,395
"Hey, terrorists,
you better watch out,
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"or I'll make you
a chocolate cake.
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00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,999
"Do you like chocolate? Well,
then I'll make you a vanilla."
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00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,536
They would never
let me be a spy.
243
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,705
I can't even
dress like a spy.
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00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,674
Look at you
and your tailored...
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00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,709
Everything is cut right.
246
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,412
And mine is like a lumpy
pumpkin sack dress.
247
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,947
Oh, come...
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00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,515
It doesn't even have a label.
Does not have a label.
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00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,516
I think my mom made it.
250
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,051
No, stop.
251
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,686
I should get on my hands
and knees and start scooping.
252
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,221
Good God.
Go easy on yourself.
253
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,389
Okay.
254
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,091
We're a perfect team.
That's why we work.
255
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:44,992
Yeah.
256
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,260
Come here.
257
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:49,997
Come here. Close.
258
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,398
(SILVERWARE CLATTERING)
259
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,567
I think
you're getting pinkeye.
260
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,236
What? No.
261
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,837
Right there.
No, that's not...
262
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,007
Did you wipe your eye after
you cleaned out the cat box?
263
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,008
I don't have cats.
264
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,742
Why did I think that?
265
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,044
I don't know.
266
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,013
You should get some.
They're good company.
267
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,721
ELAINE:
We've intercepted chatter...
268
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,656
that the weapon is still being
offered to the highest bidder.
269
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,159
Someone other than Boyanov
knows where that nuke is.
270
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,928
It's probably
his daughter, Rayna.
271
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,130
She's really the only
person he's trusted.
272
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,797
Jesus, Cooper,
do you have pinkeye?
273
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,499
Go home. You're going
to infect everybody.
274
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,135
Told you.
275
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,270
No, it's not
pinkeye, ma'am.
276
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,173
It's just I'm having a bit
of an allergic reaction.
277
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,741
Well, I'm allergic
to disgusting
278
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,776
childhood illnesses,
so stay away from me.
279
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,711
Sorry.
Anyway, you're right.
280
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,213
After Boyanov's death,
281
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,416
Rayna went to a safety deposit
box at a DSK bank in Varna.
282
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,717
The chatter picked up
later that night.
283
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:45,752
What do we know
about her?
284
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:46,553
I can pull up her file.
285
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,689
Oh, that's stuck.
286
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,224
It's just a little
warm in here.
287
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,761
Pull up my file...
Jesus! Not my keyboard
288
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,896
with your pinkeye-infected
fingers!
289
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,165
Why don't you
just cry directly
290
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,899
into my mouth
while you're at it?
291
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,868
It really is just
an allergic reaction...
292
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,736
Sit down. I'll do it.
293
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,905
Okay, I'm gonna go sit down.
ELAINE: Rayna Boyanov.
294
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,474
Majored in international law
at Oxford.
295
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,908
Top of her class.
296
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,877
Been living in London
for the past 10 years.
297
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,645
We know she has been
communicating
298
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,881
with the heads of several
terrorist organizations.
299
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,416
Most ominously...
300
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,718
Solsa Dudaev,
the al-Qaeda-funded leader
301
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,487
of the Chechen Martyrs'
Brigade.
302
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,789
We have compelling evidence that
he has the machinery in place
303
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,057
to get that nuke
to New York in time
304
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,558
for next week's
UN General Assembly.
305
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,793
I'm already packed.
306
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,095
One of our sources was told
307
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,662
she has taken up residence
outside of Sofia.
308
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,530
Go get her.
309
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,700
Grab my things, Coop.
310
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,438
Jesus, Cooper, go put on
some sunglasses or something.
311
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,673
I feel like you're a Gypsy,
cursing me with it.
312
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,142
Yep, I'm on it.
313
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,610
Yeah, that's all good.
Oh, Fine?
314
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,646
Hi.
Hey, Super Cooper.
315
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,648
Oh! Um...
316
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:53,086
I just was feeling
a little weird about...
317
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,488
Oh, yeah? ...some of the stuff,
and I think the intel...
318
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:59,126
on Rayna's location
seems a little too easy.
319
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,694
I just...
Something doesn't feel right.
320
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,396
It'll be right when
we get Rayna behind bars
321
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,365
and that nuke
back in our hands.
322
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,602
Yeah, sure. I just...
323
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,639
I don't know. All my alarm bells
are going off with this one.
324
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:17,677
Really? Well, then, it's
okay 'cause I have a plan.
325
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,580
You and I gotta stop going
on these awful missions.
326
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,015
Run off together.
327
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,316
Do you mean that?
328
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,218
What?
329
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,819
What?
330
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:30,590
Do I mean that?
You got me. You kidder.
331
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,459
You sucker! No.
332
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,395
You should have seen your face!
You were like...
333
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,430
(MIMICS STAMMERING)
334
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:38,465
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(CHUCKLES)
335
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,037
Fine, I'm sorry if I...
336
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:47,006
Don't be.
God, I admire you.
337
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,843
NANCY: "I admire you"?
338
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,680
Well, did he at least say it
in a flirty tone that says...
339
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:57,650
"And because of my admiration, I
shall now take my shirt off...
340
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,886
"and penetrate ye"?
No.
341
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,221
The only way he'd
invite me to his bedroom
342
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,755
is if he wants me
to fix his bed.
343
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,424
I'm so stupid.
344
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,325
Can I just have a sip of your wine?
Mmm-hmm.
345
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,560
It's quite buttery.
346
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,963
Wow. Okay, we could
order you your own glass.
347
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,599
That was mine!
348
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,467
My life is a disaster.
349
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,668
No, it's not.
350
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,570
I'm 40, I live by myself...
351
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,206
I haven't been
in a real relationship
352
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,208
since Jerry left me
three years ago.
353
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,009
Well, Jerry was a jackass.
354
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,911
When I gave up teaching
to join the CIA,
355
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,279
I thought everything
was gonna be different.
356
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,248
I thought I was gonna be
this amazing spy.
357
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,083
I'm just the same boring
person I was before.
358
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,351
Well, for what it's worth,
359
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,985
I think you're brilliant
as you are.
360
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,188
You're exciting. Come
on, let's cheer you up.
361
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,524
Okay. My nephew
loves this. All right.
362
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,661
Okay. Thanks.
Isn't your nephew three?
363
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,664
My God.
That's the same face.
364
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,065
Okay, this will be different.
Exactly the same face.
365
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,534
This will be different.
366
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,371
Ready? Aah...
367
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,840
That's the exact same thing.
368
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:54,907
How is that
the same thing?
369
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,109
There was a little bit
of tongue there.
370
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,710
Please stop.
That's not cheering me up.
371
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,079
Do you know what? I'm glad
you said that to Fine.
372
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,849
I am, because you
play it too safe.
373
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:06,085
I still hear
my mom's voice...
374
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,322
"Well-behaved women
often make history."
375
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,490
Yes, you do know
the phrase is...
376
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,460
"Well-behaved women
seldom make history"?
377
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,027
Yeah. That's never
how she said it.
378
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,096
What were her others?
379
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,166
"Just blend in."
"Let somebody else win."
380
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,100
Classic. I got that a
lot in high school.
381
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,603
And there was, "Give up
on your dream, Susan."
382
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,238
She used to write that
in my lunchbox.
383
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:26,973
Oh...
384
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,475
I mean, look, okay?
385
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,744
What's really so
different between us
386
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,180
and Karen Walker?
387
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,948
I think literally everything.
388
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,083
No, hang on, no,
because you were
389
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,685
just as good as her
at the Academy.
390
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,288
She's had more successful
missions than even Fine.
391
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,422
Oh, she's the worst.
392
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,359
Look at her. She thinks she's
so perfect, doesn't she?
393
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,996
"Hi, I'm Karen Walker,
super spy." (GIGGLES)
394
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,165
Perfect hair.
Perfect face.
395
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,733
She probably cries herself
to sleep every night.
396
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,668
I don't think she probably does.
She probably does.
397
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,538
And not, like,
sort of cute, little tears.
398
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,608
Like, really sort of
silent, kind of big.
399
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,809
(SOBBING)
400
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,544
I don't think that's what...
401
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,546
Like a sort of upside
down kidney bean.
402
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,081
"This is what I look like
when I'm asleep."
403
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,750
Shut up, be quiet.
404
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,818
She won't know who we are.
She's so full of herself.
405
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,954
Hi. Hey, Nancy.
Hi, Susan.
406
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:15,855
BOTH: Hi!
407
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,327
Look at you two cuties
sitting here being all cute.
408
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,628
Aw!
(CHUCKLES)
409
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,297
Oh, you.
410
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,865
Can I have
an Old Fashioned, please?
411
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,700
The service is really slow.
412
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,270
Super slow. Good luck getting
that in the next hour.
413
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,738
Here you go, Miss Walker.
Thank you.
414
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,373
Oh.
Wow.
415
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,475
Alan and I go way back.
I come here all the time.
416
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,310
So do we.
Right, Alan?
417
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,279
Hey, Alan. Alan!
418
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,647
Big A, Big A!
419
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,615
Whoo-hoo!
Al! We got a whole...
420
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,384
Miss Walker,
are these two bothering you?
421
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,052
No, thank you. They're fine.
Okay.
422
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,153
SUSAN: Alan!
423
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,621
He's the sweetest.
424
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,122
He totally pretends
not to know. It's a game.
425
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,724
NANCY: He's funny.
Yeah.
426
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,526
Well, anyway,
I'm taking some time off,
427
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,127
so I'll see you guys
when I get back.
428
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,496
Oh.
Where are you going?
429
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,664
Capri.
430
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,699
Capri.
Capri.
431
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,834
I believe it's "Cahpri." That's
how the locals say it, anyway.
432
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,836
Oh...
433
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,772
I wish I could just
stick around here...
434
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,574
curl up with a good book.
435
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,277
But I have a yacht full of
friends waiting for me.
436
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,178
Wow.
Yachts are the worst.
437
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,414
They seem
so glamorous, but...
438
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:15,548
They're the worst.
NANCY: Boo, yachts.
439
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,884
Anyhoo, I'll see you guys
when I get back,
440
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,118
all freckled and tan.
441
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:19,952
We're gonna see you.
442
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,954
Bye.
Bye!
443
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:22,789
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
444
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,224
Oh, sorry.
445
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,293
Susan is ill.
446
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,428
It's her stomach.
447
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,699
Oh, my God.
Thank you for that.
448
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,166
Why would you do that?
I panicked.
449
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,001
What a great moment.
450
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:37,804
Just look at her.
451
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,339
NANCY: I know. That dress.
452
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,173
Look at that confidence.
453
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,310
You're not even allowed
to smoke in here.
454
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,279
I'm gonna go home.
455
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,514
No, come on.
456
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,681
Yes.
457
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,716
Susan.
458
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,284
Feel better.
459
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,019
Thank you. Yeah.
460
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,221
Fine, you good?
461
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,290
FINE: Okay, Coop.
Just pulling up.
462
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,292
Susan, you're killing it.
463
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,093
Oh, good.
It's the chicory.
464
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:01,994
Yeah.
465
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,399
Any sign of her in the house?
466
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,368
Heat sensors
aren't picking anything up.
467
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,569
There's some kind
of interference.
468
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,771
I don't like this, Fine.
469
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,039
I'm up for the challenge.
(COCKS GUN)
470
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,574
Let's go in.
471
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,147
Shoot, there's something
wrong with your camera.
472
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,214
Can you switch it out
for a new one?
473
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:23,450
FINE: Too late.
474
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:24,884
(SUSAN GROANS)
475
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,593
FINE: No security.
(SCOFFS)
476
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,529
Her father would never have
left himself this exposed.
477
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:39,466
Pull back, Fine.
This is too easy.
478
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,733
I like things that are easy.
479
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,307
(NECK CRACKING)
480
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,377
Oh, my God, Fine!
481
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,944
I don't know how
you do things like that.
482
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,346
Hey.
483
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,114
Who's the finest of them all?
484
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,949
I don't know.
485
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,618
I'm guessing you?
486
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:00,920
Drop your weapon.
487
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,455
Fine, what's happening?
488
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,956
Let me guess.
Whoever is in your ear
489
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,558
wants to know
what's happening?
490
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,695
(SOFTLY) He's about to die.
491
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,397
That's what.
492
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,503
An awfully big gun
for such a little girl.
493
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,606
Oh, God, don't say
stuff like that.
494
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,140
Okay, there's a knife rack
directly to your right.
495
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,810
The way she's holding the gun,
she's not experienced.
496
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,513
If you duck and lunge, you can
get the knife and disarm her.
497
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,980
Did someone just suggest that
you grab one of those knives?
498
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,784
No, no, no!
499
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:32,719
Damn it!
500
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:33,953
Fine!
501
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,956
Can they see me right now?
502
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:39,826
Let me adjust
the angle a little bit.
503
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,694
(GUNSHOT)
(GASPS)
504
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,400
Oh, my God, Fine.
505
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:52,905
His name was Bradley Fine.
He worked for the CIA.
506
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,674
Other top agents include
507
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,376
Matthew Wright,
Timothy Cress...
508
00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:00,279
Rick Ford and Karen Walker.
509
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:02,615
Come on, Fine. Come on.
510
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:06,553
I know who all
your active agents are.
511
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:10,122
So, unless you'd like
the body count to grow...
512
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,692
I suggest you stay
far away from me.
513
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,394
Now grab some tissues,
514
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,664
because shit's about
to get real sad.
515
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:18,598
FINE: No, no...
(GUNSHOT)
516
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,604
Oh, my God, Fine.
517
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,774
As Deputy Director...
518
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:31,210
I have never had
a more difficult duty...
519
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:35,247
than to bid farewell
to colleagues taken from us.
520
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:38,417
From Dover,
to the family services...
521
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,620
to memorials like these...
522
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:41,988
it's tough to say goodbye.
523
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,557
There's nothing you
could have done, Susan.
524
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:48,695
Bradley Fine was more than
just a coworker and a friend.
525
00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,563
He was part of our family.
526
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,865
And as family,
even knowing that the universe
527
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,802
has a plan
for each human life...
528
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,470
it's hard to accept
the sudden loss
529
00:23:57,504 --> 00:24:00,473
of such a good
and decent person.
530
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,612
SUSAN: (ON TAPE) Okay, there's a
knife rack directly to your right.
531
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:08,414
Susan, I got your assessment
report on Rayna Boyanov.
532
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,983
I know you're probably feeling
a lot of emotion right now...
533
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:14,186
but please refrain from using
the term "thundercunt."
534
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,490
Oh, my God. I didn't
realize I wrote that.
535
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:18,925
I'm sorry.
536
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,301
Nancy, I'm sending
you a photo.
537
00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:30,703
It's in pretty bad shape.
538
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,071
Can you enhance it?
Mm-hmm.
539
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,582
Paris?
540
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:47,053
How the fuck did this twat
find out our fucking names?
541
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,521
We don't know.
542
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:50,823
And dial it way back
with the "T" word, Ford.
543
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:53,259
You're not immune from the
HR department. Grow up.
544
00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:55,327
And "twat" means something
completely different in England.
545
00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,063
Here it means a vagina.
546
00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:59,666
Anyway, obviously
we're talking about a mole.
547
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,200
It could be a mole, they could
have hacked our system.
548
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,268
It's anyone's guess.
549
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,737
The bottom line is Rayna
Boyanov is about to sell...
550
00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:06,673
a small-scale tactical
nuclear weapon
551
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,207
to a terrorist
organization...
552
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,877
and we don't know
where she or the bomb is.
553
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:13,279
Fortunately, our analyst
Susan Cooper found a lead.
554
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,949
Rayna had the number
of Sergio De Luca...
555
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,685
and we've long
suspected De Luca
556
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,621
of working as an intermediary
with terrorist groups.
557
00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:23,923
Rayna may be using him
to find buyers for the nuke.
558
00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,593
The number was to an office
he keeps in Paris.
559
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,427
I told you to send me in
there instead of Fine,
560
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,829
and you didn't.
561
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,598
And now Fine is dead.
I'm going the fuck in.
562
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,165
You can't.
563
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,101
We need someone to follow De
Luca without being detected...
564
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,236
and that will hopefully
take us to Rayna...
565
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,771
but it can't be any of you.
566
00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:41,808
Here's what we do...
567
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:45,311
I go into the Face/Off
machine, get a whole new face.
568
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:47,513
I turn up,
they never know it's me.
569
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,681
Do you have quarters?
Because it costs 50 cents.
570
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,282
What, I gotta pay?
571
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:52,384
No, because it doesn't exist.
572
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:53,953
Yes, it does!
573
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:57,590
I heard Cress and Wright talking
about it in the shitter.
574
00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,425
I'm pretty sure
they were pulling your leg.
575
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:01,527
You pair of fucking vaginas.
576
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,796
Seriously,
you've got to cut that out.
577
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:06,465
Jesus. Look, one of us
has to go in.
578
00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,134
Doesn't matter
if we've been exposed.
579
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,836
We've all gone deep before,
580
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:11,738
and we've always
gotten our guy.
581
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:14,173
Guys, this is more than
just a kill mission.
582
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:16,809
We can get Rayna, De Luca, and
some top terrorist leadership...
583
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:19,045
and get the weapon back
if we do this right.
584
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,713
We just need someone
who can shadow them
585
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,715
without attracting attention.
586
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:23,683
We need someone invisible.
587
00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:24,951
I'll do it.
588
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,186
Okay, thanks, lunch lady.
589
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:28,487
I'm serious.
590
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,522
I have never
been out in the field.
591
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:32,959
Exactly. Stupid fucking idea.
592
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:35,494
My point is that
it's highly doubtful
593
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,196
that I've ever been exposed.
594
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:39,131
But you worked with Fine.
595
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:40,232
They may have
a record of you, too.
596
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,834
SUSAN: Possibly.
597
00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:44,704
But the odds of them
knowing my face are very low.
598
00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,706
Miss Crocker, I would
really like to do this.
599
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,440
For Fine.
600
00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:50,877
What are you gonna do? Bring one
of your cats as a sidekick?
601
00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,145
I don't have any cats!
602
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,815
You're not seriously
considering this, are you?
603
00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:58,050
Look here, Betty--
604
00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:59,752
Ford, if you call me
Betty Crocker,
605
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,620
I will rip your fucking
heart out of your chest.
606
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,656
Not only did I
become a citizen
607
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:06,358
and take a vow
to protect this country...
608
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:10,697
I also took a vow to avenge my
fallen comrades. We all fucking did.
609
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:13,299
No, we didn't.
Not me.
610
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:16,435
I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow.
I remember it.
611
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:19,571
I remember raising my fucking
hand and saying some shit.
612
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:21,874
If you think
I'm gonna sit by
613
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,542
and let you send in
a fucking secretary...
614
00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:25,577
to do my work...
615
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,179
you might as well accept
my resignation now.
616
00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:28,748
If I can jump in,
617
00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,650
I am technically, uh,
classified as an agent.
618
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:33,886
Look...
619
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,822
SUSAN: Full agent. So...
620
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:38,324
agent, agent, agent,
I'm an agent.
621
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,893
Are you considering this?
622
00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:43,495
For your safety, and the safety
of those around this table...
623
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,231
I am considering it.
624
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:47,333
Then consider this,
I quit.
625
00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:52,138
And I know there's a fucking
Face/Off machine.
626
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,206
You're just keeping it
secret from me.
627
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:56,843
Okay.
628
00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,244
That hasn't happened before.
(DOOR CLOSES)
629
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,814
It is quite
a lovely office.
630
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:03,850
What's your deal, Cooper?
631
00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:05,451
What do you mean?
632
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,286
You got a fiery side?
633
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:10,556
I really did, in that report,
mean to write "cunning."
634
00:28:10,589 --> 00:28:11,991
I've been going over
your files.
635
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,193
You were top of your class
at the Academy,
636
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,627
in all computer
and support skills.
637
00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:16,796
No surprise there.
638
00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,697
But you have a certain...
639
00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:20,900
tame demeanor
around the office,
640
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,534
that says you've never
even held a gun.
641
00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:25,437
So imagine my surprise...
642
00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,106
when I saw footage from
this drill back at The Farm.
643
00:28:31,978 --> 00:28:33,880
SUSAN: Is that...
I can't even...
644
00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,114
Is that me? I can't really...
(GUN CLICKING)
645
00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:35,915
SUSAN: (ON COMPUTER)
Stupid gun!
646
00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:39,251
Somebody definitely
sped this up.
647
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:41,888
Ooh! Camera angle
and stuff make...
648
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,990
(YELLING)
649
00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:45,457
Cooper, Cooper, stop!
Jesus Christ, what are you...
650
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:46,826
Ouch.
651
00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,260
Out of context, that's...
652
00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,430
I must have watched
this 15 times now...
653
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,099
because what the fuck?
654
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,934
I almost put it up
on YouTube.
655
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:59,105
I was, to say the least,
uncomfortable with the event.
656
00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:01,107
But I would also like to say,
it was over 10 years ago.
657
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,408
The instructor
was not harmed.
658
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,643
Fine was your mentor, right?
659
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,112
Yes.
660
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:09,048
Why did you not
become a field agent?
661
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,549
Well, we're such a great
fit and a great team.
662
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,384
Fine made
some great points.
663
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:15,321
Maybe I match better with,
just staying...
664
00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:16,956
In his ear.
Well...
665
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:18,457
Yeah, he sniped you.
666
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,459
All the top agents used to
do that before I got here.
667
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,261
I really thought he made
some great points.
668
00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,064
Women.
669
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,565
All right, have you had any
field training since then?
670
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,599
10 years is a long time.
671
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:29,268
No, ma'am.
672
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,904
Normally, I would send you back to
The Farm, but there's no time...
673
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,240
and I can't take a chance of
anyone leaking your name.
674
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,108
(LAUGHING)
Am I going?
675
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:37,709
You're going.
676
00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:40,212
Okay. Jeez. Sorry.
677
00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:44,016
But it's a track and report
mission only.
678
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,717
Got it.
679
00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:46,919
We'll be giving you
a new identity.
680
00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,687
You'll no longer be
Susan Cooper.
681
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,890
I had a few ideas for that.
Your new name...
682
00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,524
I was just spitballing
and I thought...
683
00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,626
Seraphina,
Maddox, Gisele...
684
00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,295
Carol Jenkins.
685
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:57,596
Carol Jenkins.
686
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,298
If I may, ma'am,
687
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:02,434
there was a 13-year-old girl
named Carol...
688
00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:04,570
that used to kind of take me
around the neighborhood...
689
00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:06,205
and use my braid
as a dog leash...
690
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,340
and make me
beg for biscuits...
691
00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:09,976
Carol Jenkins.
692
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:12,378
Yes. Carol Jenkins, huh?
693
00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:14,881
Carol Jenkins
is a single mother of four...
694
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:17,049
temporarily relocated
from Delaware
695
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:18,885
to increase sales
for a software company.
696
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,819
Okay, that is...
697
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:22,354
a different occup...
698
00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:26,325
Is there a problem?
No.
699
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,895
I was just wondering if this was my
family, or if I had taken hostages.
700
00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,697
I'm just not sure...
701
00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:34,000
how De Luca is gonna take me
seriously if I look like this.
702
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:36,035
De Luca is not going to
take you anything.
703
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,203
In case
you did not hear me...
704
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:38,604
you are not to make
direct contact
705
00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:40,306
with any of the targets.
706
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,774
Track and report.
707
00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,343
We're setting you up
in a surveillance office
708
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,978
across the street
from De Luca's.
709
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,513
You'll be tapped into
the same telecom trunk...
710
00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:50,016
and have access to voice and
data coming into his office...
711
00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:51,217
and that is as sexy
as it gets.
712
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,019
One mistake,
713
00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:55,387
and we've got a nuclear bomb
in the hands of terrorists.
714
00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:56,355
Do you understand?
715
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,856
Yes.
716
00:30:57,890 --> 00:30:59,191
Go see Patrick. He's got
special equipment for you.
717
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,565
Oh, my God.
718
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:07,967
What are you doing?
719
00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:11,938
Did you come up
with your spy name yet?
720
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:14,406
Mine would be
"Amber Valentine."
721
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,408
That sounds like
you're an adult film star.
722
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,177
No, I did the spy
name formula.
723
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,478
"Amber" was the name
of my first pet,
724
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:20,947
and I grew up
on Valentine Street.
725
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,814
That's how you come up
with your porn name.
726
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:24,750
I thought it was your spy name!
No!
727
00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:26,118
What would yours be?
728
00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:28,654
"Meatball Martin
Luther King Jr. Boulevard."
729
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:30,622
Yeah.
Wow.
730
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:34,226
Oh, my God.
731
00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:36,595
This is so exciting!
732
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:37,763
(LAUGHS)
733
00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:38,897
You're a spy!
734
00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:40,199
I know! I know!
735
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,333
Oh, my God!
736
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,634
You're gonna get
one of those!
737
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:43,970
SUSAN: No, I'm not!
738
00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:46,272
Look at that!
739
00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,140
NANCY: That looks high-tech.
740
00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:49,641
It's like the future.
741
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,211
Patrick.
Susan.
742
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,113
Hey, Patrick.
Yes.
743
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:56,182
I was given specific
instructions by Elaine
744
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:57,249
to tailor these
gadgets to you.
745
00:31:58,617 --> 00:31:59,751
SUSAN: Wow. NANCY: Wow,
look at that watch.
746
00:31:59,785 --> 00:32:00,586
These are not yours.
747
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:01,988
Oh.
748
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,126
Is that a rape whistle?
749
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:09,428
Elaine wanted you
to only be carrying items
750
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:12,464
a single woman travelling
through Europe would have.
751
00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:14,033
But she could get that
at any pharmacy.
752
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:15,901
Not this whistle.
753
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,303
When you blow
through this whistle,
754
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,171
a small, poisonous
dart flies out...
755
00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:21,140
neutralizing your target.
756
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:24,043
Also, it needs your
fingerprints on it to work.
757
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,877
That is really neat!
Stop it, that's amazing.
758
00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:28,180
That is really super cool!
I love that!
759
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:29,715
This anti-fungal spray
can freeze and disable...
760
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,318
any security system.
761
00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,520
Wow.
762
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,655
That is quite an image to be
carrying all over Europe.
763
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,290
It's also a pepper spray.
764
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:40,559
Why not just make it
look like pepper spray?
765
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,428
That's a pretty good idea.
766
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:43,595
Well, next time.
767
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,031
I can wait,
768
00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:47,133
if you want to print up
a new label.
769
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:49,801
No, I'd have to turn
the printer on again.
770
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:50,569
I don't really want to.
771
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,472
Each of these
are filled with chloroform.
772
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:57,076
Wow, that is an unsettling
amount of hemorrhoid wipes.
773
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,844
Makes me kind of wonder...
774
00:32:58,877 --> 00:33:01,247
what, exactly,
is going on back there.
775
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,714
I wouldn't know.
I don't have that problem.
776
00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:04,216
I don't have that problem.
777
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,052
If you ever feel like
you have been poisoned...
778
00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:07,586
chew one of these.
779
00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:14,626
Have I done something
to you to upset you?
780
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,497
Because this is
a peculiar theme.
781
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:21,667
Finally, every agent gets
a night vision scope...
782
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,302
hidden in their watch.
783
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,771
I have heard about this.
I've been looking...
784
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,339
Oh.
Who's that?
785
00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:29,275
That is Bette Midler
and Barbara Hershey.
786
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,143
From Beaches.
787
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:35,314
How much am I supposed
to like Beaches?
788
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,616
I would imagine a lot,
if you have the watch.
789
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,418
Hey, Pat, I'm flying!
PATRICK: Anthony!
790
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,087
Don't wear out
the battery on that.
791
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,788
Am I getting that?
792
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,856
No, you're not
gonna get that.
793
00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:46,692
I've already packed your bags.
Hurry up and get dressed.
794
00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:50,496
Carol Jenkins has to get
to the airport immediately.
795
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,930
And may I say...
796
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:52,931
I think it's very brave
of you to sacrifice
797
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,500
your life for your country.
798
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,702
I'm not sacrifi...
I'm coming back.
799
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,271
Let's see.
800
00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:02,074
Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally
crop dust these guys.
801
00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:03,309
Way to go, Anthony.
802
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:05,277
(FARTS) Oh, just pardon me.
803
00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:06,312
(FARTS AGAIN) Oh, God.
I think I shit my pants.
804
00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:08,514
(SEXY POP MUSIC PLAYING)
805
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:20,025
You look amazing, Susan.
806
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,361
I look like someone's
homophobic aunt.
807
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,301
SUSAN: Wow.
808
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,137
Hotel Modiere, please.
809
00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:32,638
(GASPS)
810
00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,740
This is so exciting.
811
00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:35,674
Ooh.
812
00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:37,776
The Louvre.
813
00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:40,179
Wow.
814
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,847
That's a beautiful hotel.
815
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,215
Not that one?
816
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:44,816
I hope it's that.
Is it that one?
817
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,886
Nope. Oh...
Maybe next time.
818
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:51,390
I think we're getting into
a little dicier of an area.
819
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:54,826
Ooh. That's a little unsavory.
820
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:58,630
I think we can probably
go back towards...
821
00:34:58,664 --> 00:34:59,565
my hotel.
822
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,700
No, no, no.
823
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:04,170
No, this...
824
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:08,374
I don't believe this could be
the Hotel Modiere.
825
00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:12,311
This is. Yes, it is.
826
00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:14,112
(GLASS SHATTERING)
827
00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:15,314
(SIRENS WAILING)
828
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:23,655
(WOMAN YELLING)
829
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:24,590
(DOG BARKING)
830
00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:30,128
(WOMAN SOBBING)
831
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:32,130
(MAN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
832
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:38,837
Oh, man.
833
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:53,719
Keep it together,
Susan, okay?
834
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:55,887
Nancy?
(GASPS)
835
00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:57,055
Please tell me
you can hear me.
836
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:58,123
I'm here. I've got you.
837
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,658
Okay.
838
00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:00,959
You'll be pleased to hear the
bats have officially gone.
839
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,128
We are now vermin free.
840
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,763
Did you get your gun, Carol?
841
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,865
Yes, and don't call me that.
842
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:10,636
Oh, my God. Cripes. I think
I'm having a heart attack.
843
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:13,572
I can't do this, Nancy. Fine
was the real spy, not me!
844
00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:14,940
Don't worry.
845
00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,642
I'm here for you, okay?
Everything is gonna be fine.
846
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,477
I'm gonna talk you
through this, all right?
847
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:19,911
Put your camera in.
I want to see your room.
848
00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:23,849
No, you don't.
It's that bad.
849
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,784
Martha Stewart had
a breakdown, kind of feel.
850
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,687
NANCY: Oh. Wow.
851
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,056
Looks like they put you up
in The Shitz-Carlton.
852
00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:32,691
Try and get some sleep...
853
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,726
and we'll get started
first thing in the morning.
854
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,429
I don't know what I'm gonna do
when I see that Rayna woman.
855
00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:38,930
I want her dead
for what she did to Fine.
856
00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,300
Okay. Deep breaths.
857
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,969
Listen to me. You're not gonna
get anywhere near her...
858
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,337
so there's nothing
to worry about.
859
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,073
Oh, God. Really?
860
00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:49,341
Guys...
861
00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,843
there's a mouse on my tits.
862
00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:53,512
I think you're safer there.
863
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,614
All right. Good night.
Night.
864
00:36:58,784 --> 00:36:59,685
Ah!
865
00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:11,997
You got this, Susan. Okay.
866
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,699
You're a warrior.
867
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:17,736
You're a weapon. Okay?
868
00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,505
This is no sweat. FORD: Looks
like you're sweating to me.
869
00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:20,639
Jesus!
870
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:24,876
What are you doing
in my room?
871
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,945
What, how did I get into
this shit-box hotel room?
872
00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,447
Because I'm a real spy.
873
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,815
I thought you quit.
874
00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:32,050
We have to stop the sale
of a nuclear bomb...
875
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,053
and they send in someone who looks
like Santa Claus' fucking wife.
876
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,356
Did you forget?
I am undercover,
877
00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:39,090
because you're not
supposed to be here.
878
00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:41,760
I make a habit of doing things
that people say I can't do.
879
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:43,194
Walk through fire...
880
00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:44,730
water-ski blindfolded...
881
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,598
take up piano
at a late age...
882
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,600
and I'm gonna
take down De Luca
883
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:50,168
and Rayna and Dudaev...
884
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,470
and I'm gonna
get that bomb back.
885
00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:53,305
Why do you even
care what I do?
886
00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:55,374
You really think
you're ready for the field?
887
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:57,543
I once used
defibrillators on myself.
888
00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:00,479
I've pulled shards of glass
out of my fucking eye.
889
00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:03,281
I've jumped
from a high-rise building...
890
00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:05,984
using only a raincoat
as a parachute...
891
00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,386
and broke both legs
upon landing.
892
00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,388
And I still had to pretend
893
00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:11,757
I was in a fucking
Cirque du Soleil show!
894
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,559
I've swallowed
enough microchips
895
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:14,960
and shit them
back out again...
896
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,428
to make a computer.
897
00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:19,097
This arm has been ripped off
completely...
898
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,533
and reattached
with this fucking arm.
899
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,969
I don't know
that that's possible.
900
00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,270
I mean, medically.
901
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,106
During the threat
of an assassination attempt...
902
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,776
I appeared, convincingly,
in front of Congress...
903
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:31,843
as Barack Obama.
904
00:38:32,277 --> 00:38:34,312
In blackface?
905
00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:36,281
That's not appropriate.
906
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:40,018
I watched the couple that
raised me explode in a van.
907
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,854
I watched the woman I love
get tossed from a plane...
908
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,923
and hit by another plane,
midair.
909
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,292
I drove a car
off a freeway...
910
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,495
on top of a train...
911
00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:50,696
while I was on fire.
912
00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,364
Not the car.
913
00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:54,065
I was on fire.
914
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,467
Jesus, you're intense.
915
00:38:58,103 --> 00:38:59,505
I took this
from your minibar.
916
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:00,939
Well, that's not right.
917
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:09,415
You're gonna ruin
this mission.
918
00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,717
No, you're gonna ruin
this mission!
919
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:13,652
No.
920
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:14,853
You are.
921
00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,556
No, you're going to!
922
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:21,159
You, times infinity.
923
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,628
Aw...
924
00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,696
Could this hotel
be more murder-y?
925
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:26,432
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
926
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:36,007
Okay, so my office
is in here...
927
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,509
which means that De Luca
928
00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:39,778
is right across
the street at 39...
929
00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:46,685
Oh, God. Tell me that's not
De Luca's building?
930
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,720
De Luca must have known
we were coming.
931
00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:50,456
What am I supposed to do now?
932
00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:52,057
Okay, don't panic.
933
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,493
Lemonade out of lemons.
Stay focused. We can do this.
934
00:39:56,361 --> 00:39:57,663
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
935
00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:24,255
Okay, I've got it.
936
00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:25,891
I'll run it through the system.
It will take a few minutes.
937
00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:33,732
NANCY: Nothing's coming up.
938
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:35,534
Might just be a looky-loo.
939
00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:37,669
SUSAN: Keep looking.
940
00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:39,104
I've got a feeling
about this guy.
941
00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,607
I've got a feeling you're
about to fuck things up.
942
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:44,510
(GROANS)
943
00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:47,145
Oh, bugger me with a fish pole.
It's Ford.
944
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:49,548
Sharon, Ford's in the field.
Did you know this?
945
00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:51,583
Until he checks in,
there's nothing I can do.
946
00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:53,852
You go make some friends,
and stop stalking me!
947
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,954
Was it your mission
to tip off the target
948
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:58,456
so he burns everything
in advance?
949
00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:01,259
If so, well done.
Phenomenal job.
950
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,795
I'm sure they got suspicious because they've
been seeing you all over the place!
951
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,030
You're gonna
get yourself killed.
952
00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:06,131
Nothing kills me.
953
00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:09,100
I'm immune to 179
different types of poison.
954
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:12,137
I know, because I ingested
them all at once...
955
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,672
when I was
deep undercover...
956
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:16,742
in an underground,
poison-ingesting crime ring.
957
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,476
Wow.
It was like dog fighting.
958
00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:19,878
But instead of dogs fighting,
959
00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:21,813
it was humans
ingesting poison...
960
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,849
and rich people would bet...
961
00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:25,651
whether we would
live or die.
962
00:41:25,684 --> 00:41:28,153
Yeah, I'm having
a hard time with this one.
963
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:30,421
I died for five minutes,
and then I came back to life.
964
00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:31,890
What's he wear--?
965
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,625
He looks like
he's in the cast of Newsies.
966
00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:35,661
Does Crocker
even know you're here?
967
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:36,695
I don't need
anyone's permission
968
00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:38,296
to save the country...
969
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,431
and avenge my dear friend
Bradley Fine's death.
970
00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:41,867
You didn't even like him.
971
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,669
You used to call him
"Beverly Whine"!
972
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:46,237
You had him as Secret Santa
and you gave him tampons!
973
00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:47,505
It's called
the rivalry of men.
974
00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:48,974
You wouldn't understand.
975
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,643
Unless you've got a dong up
underneath that skirt.
976
00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:53,344
That is super rude,
and don't say "dong"...
977
00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:54,780
and don't do that!
978
00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:57,883
Nobody sees me
when I don't want them to.
979
00:41:57,916 --> 00:42:00,051
I move like a fucking shadow.
980
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,821
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
981
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,489
He's gone all sorts of rogue.
982
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,524
Sharon says he really did quit.
Elaine couldn't stop him.
983
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:08,059
He's out for blood.
984
00:42:08,093 --> 00:42:09,728
Yeah, real tough guy in his
Louis Vuitton backpack.
985
00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:14,800
Nancy, do you see that?
986
00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,201
It's the man from the fire.
987
00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:18,570
I'm following him.
988
00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:20,639
Oh. Exciting!
989
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:22,240
And I'm following you,
following him,
990
00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:23,541
so I'm having
quite a day, here.
991
00:42:29,981 --> 00:42:32,417
Do you think Ford's
leading him into a trap?
992
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:34,552
Idiot doesn't even know
he's being followed.
993
00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:39,991
He's meeting
with some woman.
994
00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:42,227
I don't recognize her. You
have any idea who she is?
995
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,461
No, it's hard to make out.
996
00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,295
Can you get any closer?
997
00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,068
Nancy, our guy
just switched out
998
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,169
Ford's backpack.
It's a setup.
999
00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:54,572
Uh...
1000
00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:55,807
I gotta go warn him!
1001
00:42:55,841 --> 00:42:57,508
(SHOUTING) Ford! Ford!
1002
00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:59,510
Look out!
I gotta get through!
1003
00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:01,079
I left my baby in the shop!
1004
00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,481
Get out of the way!
Let me through, I'm sick!
1005
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,851
Susan, tell them
you've shat your pants.
1006
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:06,918
That would get me
out of your way, for sure.
1007
00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:09,621
I've shat my pants!
1008
00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:11,089
Excuse me. Ford!
1009
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:14,325
He's got a friend.
1010
00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:18,830
Hello, everybody!
1011
00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:20,165
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1012
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:23,969
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1013
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,109
(SINGING IN GERMAN)
1014
00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:32,711
Ford!
1015
00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:34,245
Ford!
1016
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:35,847
Ford!
1017
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,621
I need the mic!
1018
00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:44,790
No! I need--
1019
00:43:44,823 --> 00:43:45,757
No!
1020
00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:47,859
No!
1021
00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:50,495
No, no, no!
1022
00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:51,763
Susan, you're meant
to be blending in.
1023
00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:53,865
What are you doing?
1024
00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:55,000
God! Move!
1025
00:43:56,702 --> 00:43:58,369
(AUTO-TUNED VOICE)
Rick Ford!
1026
00:43:59,805 --> 00:44:00,772
Give me the mic!
1027
00:44:03,508 --> 00:44:05,043
How are you doing
this in heels?
1028
00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:05,977
Oh, God.
1029
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:08,980
Rick Ford!
1030
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,350
They switched the bag!
1031
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,054
Oh, fuck.
1032
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:17,455
(SHOUTING)
Get out of the fucking way!
1033
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:18,690
Move!
1034
00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:19,725
Get out of his way!
1035
00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:21,226
Move!
1036
00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:23,361
* I want to see
1037
00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:31,069
(PEOPLE YELLING)
1038
00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:39,277
Oh, no.
1039
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:43,481
Nancy, I'm in pursuit
of one of the terrorists!
1040
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,250
He took my picture!
He's gonna blow my cover!
1041
00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:46,752
You're in pursuit?
1042
00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:49,054
What in God's name are you
gonna do if you catch him?
1043
00:44:49,087 --> 00:44:51,289
Knock him out with a hemorrhoid wipe.
I don't know!
1044
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:53,424
I'm just gonna track him
and report his location.
1045
00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,360
This all seems
very Rick Ford-y to me.
1046
00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,095
I do not condone these sexy
1047
00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:58,696
but reckless actions
of yours, Susan!
1048
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,109
(PANTING) Oh, God.
He went into a building.
1049
00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:12,310
Okay.
1050
00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:15,046
Well done. That's it.
Time to call it a day.
1051
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,382
Location is officially noted.
1052
00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:18,549
I'm following him in.
1053
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:19,885
What?
1054
00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:21,419
I'm doing this for Fine.
(COCKS GUNS)
1055
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:23,454
(EXHALES)
1056
00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:32,363
(SOFTLY) He's at
the top of the stairs.
1057
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:34,099
Oh, gosh, please be careful.
1058
00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:36,534
You are incredibly
out of your league.
1059
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,669
This is just like when I
watched myself in a sex tape.
1060
00:45:38,703 --> 00:45:40,872
There was just a lot of floundering
and laughable moments.
1061
00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:43,441
Nancy, I need you to
not talk until I ask you to.
1062
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:44,943
I'm sorry, it's just that
I'm really nervous.
1063
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:50,949
Be careful, Susan.
1064
00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:58,223
Okay.
1065
00:45:59,524 --> 00:46:00,325
(EXHALES SLOWLY)
1066
00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:26,784
(GRUNTING)
1067
00:46:28,686 --> 00:46:29,988
Oh, hey.
1068
00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:32,690
Imagine running
into you up here.
1069
00:46:32,723 --> 00:46:34,893
I was just looking for my bird.
Just looking...
1070
00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:36,694
Hey, Mr. Beanbag!
(WHISTLES)
1071
00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:37,863
You like birds?
1072
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,797
All right. All right.
1073
00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:41,432
I'm gonna give you
a warning.
1074
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,069
I don't wanna see any more of
that funny bomb stuff, you know?
1075
00:46:44,836 --> 00:46:46,171
All right. That's enough.
1076
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,706
Drop the knife,
or I'll shoot.
1077
00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:50,909
I don't think you will.
1078
00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:53,511
You see, it works better when you
have the bullets inside the gun.
1079
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:57,916
Oops.
1080
00:46:57,949 --> 00:47:00,651
I guess that CIA training
isn't what it used to be.
1081
00:47:00,685 --> 00:47:01,519
I guess you're
right, asshole.
1082
00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:03,889
(GROANING)
1083
00:47:06,457 --> 00:47:07,458
(BONES CRACK)
1084
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:08,359
(SCREAMS)
1085
00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,196
No, no, no!
1086
00:47:16,801 --> 00:47:17,903
Oh, God!
1087
00:47:19,905 --> 00:47:21,572
Oh, Susan, what did you do?
1088
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,179
Oh, God, not on him.
1089
00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:29,314
Not on him!
1090
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,050
(GASPS)
1091
00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:38,924
Oh, God,
why did I have that stew?
1092
00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:47,465
ELAINE: Well, Rayna's people
obviously knew Ford was in Paris.
1093
00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:49,634
And getting footage...
1094
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:51,702
of a CIA operative setting
off a bomb in public...
1095
00:47:51,736 --> 00:47:54,172
would be a PR coup
for any terrorist group.
1096
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:56,141
Do we have anything on
that woman he met?
1097
00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:58,076
Facial recognition
isn't showing anything.
1098
00:47:58,109 --> 00:48:00,445
They were all over Ford.
Are you able to track him?
1099
00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:03,681
Goddamn Ford is still
off the grid in Paris.
1100
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:04,849
I know because
he keeps trying
1101
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,218
to hack into our
system for intel.
1102
00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:09,120
He's like a dog that gets
loose from his yard...
1103
00:48:09,154 --> 00:48:10,588
and keeps humping
and shitting his way
1104
00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:11,923
through the neighborhood.
1105
00:48:11,957 --> 00:48:12,857
Would be a lot easier if...
1106
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,092
Oh, my God!
1107
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:15,660
Oh!
1108
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:17,562
SUSAN: Okay.
1109
00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:19,097
Ford's is bigger.
1110
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:20,231
This is uncomfortable.
1111
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:23,534
Why do they always point at it?
We can see it.
1112
00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:27,505
He's dead though, isn't he?
Aw. That's a waste.
1113
00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,040
SUSAN: Oh, God. A video.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
1114
00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:30,508
I can only imagine
what this is.
1115
00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,043
DE LUCA: You get
everything on camera.
1116
00:48:32,077 --> 00:48:33,511
Base out of the hotel,
1117
00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:34,679
and go back there
after the attack.
1118
00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:35,480
I'll take Renaldo to Rome.
1119
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,382
"Renaldo."
1120
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,916
Do we have a record
of anyone with that name?
1121
00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:40,218
Not that I'm aware of.
DE LUCA: Nicola.
1122
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,354
Are you
listening to me?
1123
00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:45,156
I was just testing
the camera.
1124
00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:47,225
Stop it!
Find Ford!
1125
00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:54,165
Wow.
Oh...
1126
00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:57,202
Come on, what is wrong
with this person?
1127
00:48:57,735 --> 00:48:59,104
Oh, damn it.
1128
00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:01,739
Well, now the screen's
frozen. Hang on.
1129
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,174
Come on,
not the hourglass.
1130
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:04,409
Cooper, put down
the goddamn camera.
1131
00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:06,877
Nancy, can you pull up
1132
00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:10,115
Fine's POV cam
from Boyanov's office?
1133
00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:11,516
Look on the desk.
There's some photos there.
1134
00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:13,318
See if you find one of him
standing next to a car.
1135
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,494
Renaldo is a Rolls-Royce.
1136
00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:25,030
Hack into the Rolls'
tracking system.
1137
00:49:25,063 --> 00:49:26,264
That car is a Wraith,
1138
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,266
so it has a satellite-aided
transmission.
1139
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,767
Then tap into Boyanov's feed.
1140
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,069
His GPS should tell you
1141
00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:32,970
exactly where De Luca
is in Rome, right now.
1142
00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:34,472
I'm gonna head
to the airport.
1143
00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:35,740
Forget it, Cooper.
1144
00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:37,075
You're coming back
immediately.
1145
00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:39,044
Ma'am, I really think
I can do this.
1146
00:49:39,077 --> 00:49:40,845
And I'm not one
to toot my own horn,
1147
00:49:40,878 --> 00:49:42,313
but you know what?
I'm gonna toot...
1148
00:49:42,347 --> 00:49:44,682
and say that I just saved
a lot of people.
1149
00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,517
We are so close to getting
Rayna and that bomb.
1150
00:49:47,552 --> 00:49:48,686
Pull back the rug
in the corner.
1151
00:49:49,254 --> 00:49:50,155
Oh...
1152
00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,760
You'll be given
a new identity.
1153
00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:56,627
Oh, thank God.
1154
00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,230
Oh, no!
1155
00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:00,998
Your name is Penny Morgan.
1156
00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,700
You're a divorced
housewife from Iowa.
1157
00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:04,802
You've sold
more Mary Kay products...
1158
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,304
than anyone else
in your state...
1159
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:07,905
and you've traded in
the free car you've won...
1160
00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:09,807
to fund a trip
through Europe.
1161
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,742
My hobbies are decoupage
and needlepoint.
1162
00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:13,744
I collect porcelain dolls...
1163
00:50:13,778 --> 00:50:15,746
and I'm the vice president
of the Ames Garden Club.
1164
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:17,215
I couldn't even be president?
1165
00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:19,084
Maybe I should just be married
to one of the dolls...
1166
00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:21,052
just to make it extra sad.
1167
00:50:21,086 --> 00:50:22,920
Ten cats.
Why do I have ten cats?
1168
00:50:22,953 --> 00:50:25,022
Is that even legal?
1169
00:50:25,056 --> 00:50:28,025
Fine always got to be
a businessman.
1170
00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:29,760
One time
he was a race car driver.
1171
00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:30,761
Well, there's the ten cats.
1172
00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:33,131
Just missing a shirt
that says
1173
00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:34,932
I've never felt
the touch of a man.
1174
00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:36,334
Cooper, you're right.
1175
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,035
You did good work back there.
1176
00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:39,570
That would have been
a real mess.
1177
00:50:39,604 --> 00:50:41,439
Thank you, ma'am.
1178
00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:43,874
You still went
with the cat lady.
1179
00:50:43,908 --> 00:50:45,110
It was already
in the floor.
1180
00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:46,777
Ah.
1181
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:07,565
(MAN WOLF-WHISTLING)
1182
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,434
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
1183
00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:17,041
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
1184
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,210
Great, that's a real
confidence builder.
1185
00:51:19,244 --> 00:51:20,878
Did you find De Luca?
1186
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,147
NANCY: He's been
at the Majestic Hotel,
1187
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:23,681
but he's just left,
heading...
1188
00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,116
south, okay?
1189
00:51:25,150 --> 00:51:26,251
I'll guide you to him.
1190
00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:27,918
I've sent an ally
to drive you.
1191
00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:30,488
Elaine said nothing fancy,
so I've gone with earthy.
1192
00:51:30,888 --> 00:51:31,789
(HORNS HONKING)
1193
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:36,427
Ooh. Whoa.
1194
00:51:38,229 --> 00:51:39,297
You wanna stop the car?
1195
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:40,565
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
1196
00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:42,167
Hi.
1197
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,434
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
1198
00:51:45,303 --> 00:51:46,304
Hey!
1199
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:47,905
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
1200
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,073
Oh.
1201
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:50,074
Welcome to Roma!
1202
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:51,176
Thank you.
1203
00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:53,278
Thank you.
1204
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,147
I'm Aldo.
1205
00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:58,716
Like the shoe store
found in American malls.
1206
00:51:58,749 --> 00:51:59,950
(LAUGHING)
1207
00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:01,186
I'm Penny, like the penny.
1208
00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:03,020
Like a penny!
1209
00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:04,054
Or like penne alla vodka!
1210
00:52:04,088 --> 00:52:05,290
Okay.
1211
00:52:06,157 --> 00:52:07,592
Did you just grab my butt?
1212
00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:09,394
Yes.
1213
00:52:09,427 --> 00:52:12,096
Come. We need
to get you to De Luca.
1214
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,165
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1215
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:16,334
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1216
00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:17,835
SUSAN: Jiminy Christmas!
1217
00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:22,873
Oh, my God!
1218
00:52:24,175 --> 00:52:25,576
(SCREAMING)
1219
00:52:25,610 --> 00:52:26,911
Don't worry, I have you!
Ah!
1220
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:30,481
Aldo, slow down!
1221
00:52:31,716 --> 00:52:33,784
Nancy, are you sure this guy
is even an agent?
1222
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:35,286
Absolutely.
He's the best!
1223
00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:38,823
There have been some
complaints filed against him.
1224
00:52:40,425 --> 00:52:42,360
Watch the road,
watch the road!
1225
00:52:42,393 --> 00:52:43,894
Watch the road!
Oh, my God!
1226
00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:45,162
Watch the road!
1227
00:52:45,196 --> 00:52:46,331
Wow, Aldo is making
great time.
1228
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:49,534
(SCREAMING)
1229
00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:55,806
A dead end!
1230
00:52:57,308 --> 00:52:58,776
This can't be right!
1231
00:52:58,809 --> 00:52:59,644
Oh, my God!
1232
00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:10,221
Ah! God!
1233
00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:12,122
Intriguing lady,
we are here.
1234
00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:14,024
Now, you must go...
1235
00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:16,561
because I fear if I stare
1236
00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:19,397
into your beautiful green
eyes a moment longer...
1237
00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:20,965
I will fall in love.
1238
00:53:20,998 --> 00:53:22,833
Oh! Too late.
1239
00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:24,168
My God, does
that ever work?
1240
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,870
I will take that as...
1241
00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:27,104
That's a "no."
1242
00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:27,872
A "no."
Take that as a "no."
1243
00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:35,280
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
1244
00:53:40,485 --> 00:53:42,320
You were
just hitting on me.
1245
00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:43,454
I like to play the odds.
Yeah. Well, good luck.
1246
00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:45,790
Here is my phone number.
1247
00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:48,426
Memorize it, then burn it.
1248
00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:52,363
These people we are dealing
with, they like to...
1249
00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:55,566
How you say?
Murder entire families.
1250
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,302
Do you have
something for me?
1251
00:53:57,335 --> 00:53:59,570
Do I have something
for you?
1252
00:53:59,604 --> 00:54:00,838
Would you like
something from me?
1253
00:54:01,205 --> 00:54:02,773
Not that.
1254
00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,709
What do you want from me?
1255
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:07,011
You're supposed to have an
envelope with my gun in it.
1256
00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:08,579
I don't have a gun.
1257
00:54:08,613 --> 00:54:12,317
I am just aroused
from looking at you.
1258
00:54:14,785 --> 00:54:16,020
It was joke.
1259
00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:17,522
There is no gun.
1260
00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:19,824
They said you would no longer
be needing one.
1261
00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:20,691
Good luck!
1262
00:54:22,827 --> 00:54:23,694
Ciao!
1263
00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:28,399
Good gravy. Was Pepe
Le Pew not available?
1264
00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:29,667
NANCY: Stop
complaining, Suzie.
1265
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,936
You're getting more action
than I have had in days.
1266
00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,270
Months.
1267
00:54:33,304 --> 00:54:35,105
Years.
Three years and 40 days.
1268
00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:36,774
Do we have an update
on De Luca?
1269
00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:38,175
Yes, he should be
pulling up...
1270
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:39,844
right about now.
1271
00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:42,747
(EXHALES)
1272
00:54:47,318 --> 00:54:50,020
Oh, wow. He is hot.
1273
00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:52,022
I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't
think I can be objective anymore.
1274
00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:54,592
I'm rooting for that guy.
I want him to win.
1275
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:55,926
I'm joking, Susan.
Don't report me.
1276
00:54:57,395 --> 00:54:58,763
He's handsy.
1277
00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:02,166
Let's set up camp in
the pastry shop behind you.
1278
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:04,369
According to Aldo, De Luca
spends all night in the casino.
1279
00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:06,103
I'm going in, Nancy.
1280
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,605
Susan, you heard Elaine.
1281
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:10,741
Track and report.
No contact!
1282
00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:13,344
I'll track De Luca inside,
then I'll report.
1283
00:55:13,378 --> 00:55:15,480
And if he initiates
contact with me...
1284
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,082
I'll just go with it.
Susan!
1285
00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:20,184
Your "cat lady" look is not
gonna fit in in there.
1286
00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:22,353
That's why Penny Morgan is
gonna burn her cat T-shirt...
1287
00:55:22,387 --> 00:55:24,021
and spend some
of that Mary Kay money.
1288
00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:25,456
This is full-blown rogue!
1289
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:27,992
* Yeah, I'm a diva
1290
00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:30,027
* Living in the club
I don't need nobody
1291
00:55:30,895 --> 00:55:32,597
* I'm doing my own thing
1292
00:55:32,630 --> 00:55:35,032
* All I really want
to do is party
1293
00:55:35,065 --> 00:55:36,434
(MAN WHISTLING)
1294
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,404
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
1295
00:55:41,205 --> 00:55:43,841
You guys are terrible!
1296
00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:45,843
I really hope De Luca is still
in there, for your sake.
1297
00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:47,745
And they're not gonna
reimburse you for all that.
1298
00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:49,213
You should have gone
to cheaper stores, Susan.
1299
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,948
Okay, I'm going offline,
Nancy.
1300
00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:52,082
No, wait!
1301
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:53,050
Susan!
1302
00:55:54,318 --> 00:55:55,753
* I'm a diva
1303
00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,522
* Doing my thing
Don't need nobody *
1304
00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:01,358
Well, buongiorno, boys!
1305
00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:04,395
If I'm not out in 10 minutes,
it's because I won the place.
1306
00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:06,631
Let me just
rub that for luck.
1307
00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:08,666
Oh, that's an oily scalp.
1308
00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:20,711
I'm sorry, but I have
to check you in.
1309
00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:24,214
Your name, please?
Penny Morgan.
1310
00:56:24,248 --> 00:56:26,551
I don't see you on the list.
I'm so sorry.
1311
00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:28,285
She's with me.
1312
00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:30,187
Darling.
(GROWLS)
1313
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,523
You're late.
The way you look...
1314
00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:35,059
I'd say it was more
than worth the wait. Come.
1315
00:56:35,092 --> 00:56:36,461
Let's get a drink.
Ow. Ow.
1316
00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:38,228
Such a gentleman.
1317
00:56:38,262 --> 00:56:40,765
You look absolutely stunning
tonight here, darling.
1318
00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:42,433
What the fuck are you doing
in here, arsehole?
1319
00:56:42,467 --> 00:56:43,668
That's quite a tone
change, isn't it?
1320
00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:45,169
What are you doing in here?
1321
00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:47,371
You are completely
compromising me right now.
1322
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,173
I'm compromising you?
Fucking hilarious.
1323
00:56:49,206 --> 00:56:50,374
You were about
to cause a scene
1324
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:51,576
trying to get into
this fucking place.
1325
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:53,177
Give me a little credit. What
do you think I'm gonna do?
1326
00:56:53,210 --> 00:56:54,579
Run over there and be like,
"Hey, I'm a crazy lady!
1327
00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:56,213
"Where's the buffet?
I'm from the Midwest.
1328
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,682
"Where's Blue Man Group?"
1329
00:56:57,715 --> 00:56:59,950
I am not an idiot, Ford.
You are an idiot.
1330
00:56:59,984 --> 00:57:01,285
You should not be
in this casino...
1331
00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:03,253
because De Luca is here and
I need to get close to him.
1332
00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:05,456
How you gonna do that? How
you gonna do that, Cooper?
1333
00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:06,423
What, are you gonna
seduce him?
1334
00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:07,592
That your big fucking plan?
1335
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:08,926
Yeah, what if it is?
1336
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,360
Why is that so hard
to believe?
1337
00:57:10,394 --> 00:57:12,196
Because you look like a flute
player in a wedding band.
1338
00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:13,564
That's fucking why!
1339
00:57:13,598 --> 00:57:15,432
I'm here to take De Luca out.
1340
00:57:15,466 --> 00:57:17,602
Ooh. It sounds romantic.
I hope you get lucky!
1341
00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,403
God damn it, if I was trying
to sound romantic...
1342
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,572
you'd be lying on the floor,
soaking wet and breathless...
1343
00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:22,940
wondering what came over you.
1344
00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:25,375
But I'm not, so get the
fuck out of my way!
1345
00:57:25,409 --> 00:57:27,411
I need you to rein it in,
buddy, okay?
1346
00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:29,413
If you take out De Luca, we don't
have a shot at getting Rayna.
1347
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,516
So take it down, like,
5,000 notches!
1348
00:57:31,549 --> 00:57:32,717
Take it down?
That's how you get
1349
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:33,951
polonium-210 slipped
into your drink...
1350
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:35,419
and go 18 months
in intensive care
1351
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:36,654
for radiation poisoning...
1352
00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:38,556
and go six months
without eyesight...
1353
00:57:38,589 --> 00:57:40,758
while everybody you've
ever loved is gunned down!
1354
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,727
Really? Everybody
that you love
1355
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,061
has been gunned down,
and just you survive?
1356
00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:45,062
Did you ever think that maybe
1357
00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:46,463
everybody you love
is not being killed...
1358
00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:47,932
but they're
killing themselves
1359
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:50,000
because they can't stand
to be around you?
1360
00:57:50,034 --> 00:57:51,636
This shit's the real deal,
life and death.
1361
00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:53,538
This, the field...
1362
00:57:53,571 --> 00:57:55,339
is a hell of a lot different than
sitting behind your fucking monitor...
1363
00:57:55,372 --> 00:57:56,473
googling shit.
1364
00:57:56,507 --> 00:57:57,775
Stay away from me, Ford.
1365
00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:59,343
And do not let
De Luca see you.
1366
00:57:59,376 --> 00:58:00,745
And by the way,
I can see your gun
1367
00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:02,112
sticking out
of your back pocket.
1368
00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:04,715
Unless you're so extreme that
you've got a second dick...
1369
00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:05,816
coming out of your hip!
1370
00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,283
Konnichiwa.
1371
00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:42,452
Ma'am,
these seats are reserved.
1372
00:58:42,486 --> 00:58:43,854
Of course they are.
1373
00:58:44,955 --> 00:58:46,390
I'm gonna have to ask you
to wait outside.
1374
00:58:46,423 --> 00:58:48,025
Yes, absolutely.
1375
00:58:48,058 --> 00:58:49,259
Nope, not a door?
1376
00:58:50,494 --> 00:58:52,630
I knew that.
Of course it's not a door.
1377
00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:53,964
It probably
happens all the time.
1378
00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:55,600
It's never happened before.
Okay.
1379
00:58:57,501 --> 00:58:58,769
Ma'am.
Yes.
1380
00:59:01,171 --> 00:59:04,408
Now, right here is okay.
No more exploring, please.
1381
00:59:04,441 --> 00:59:05,876
Okay. Lovely.
1382
00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:14,184
MAN: (SOFTLY)
From Mr. De Luca.
1383
00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:18,422
(EARPIECE BEEPING)
1384
00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:19,323
Nancy?
1385
00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:21,859
Susan. Oh, my God! Hi!
1386
00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:23,327
I found her.
1387
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,029
I found Rayna.
She's with De Luca.
1388
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,396
You did it!
1389
00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:28,165
Excellent tracking
and reporting, madam.
1390
00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:44,448
Oh, my God.
1391
00:59:44,481 --> 00:59:46,550
Somebody just put
something in her drink.
1392
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,185
NANCY: What is it?
Is it poison?
1393
00:59:48,218 --> 00:59:49,754
I don't think
it's a fiber supplement.
1394
00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:51,822
She killed Fine, Nance.
1395
00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:55,392
I could really enjoy just
watching her die right now.
1396
00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:57,594
She's the only one who knows
where the bomb is...
1397
00:59:57,628 --> 00:59:58,996
so Dudaev would never
get his hands on it.
1398
00:59:59,029 --> 01:00:00,097
Oh, God, Susan.
1399
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:00,898
What are you gonna do?
1400
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:03,934
Excuse me, ma'am.
1401
01:00:04,735 --> 01:00:06,871
Hi, do you speak English?
1402
01:00:06,904 --> 01:00:09,373
Because I think somebody just
put a roofie in your cocktail.
1403
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:11,742
Are you sure
it wasn't you?
1404
01:00:11,776 --> 01:00:13,978
What? No! God, I would never!
1405
01:00:14,779 --> 01:00:16,113
Could you point
the man out?
1406
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:19,349
He just kind of
zipped out that door.
1407
01:00:19,383 --> 01:00:21,351
He's wearing a purple bowtie.
1408
01:00:24,188 --> 01:00:25,055
(INAUDIBLE)
1409
01:00:27,424 --> 01:00:29,159
Thank you, Miss...
1410
01:00:29,193 --> 01:00:31,929
Oh. Penny. Morgan.
1411
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:34,231
But it's no trouble, really.
1412
01:00:34,264 --> 01:00:37,101
I think us ladies have to
watch out for each other.
1413
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:39,003
This kind of thing
happens all the time.
1414
01:00:39,036 --> 01:00:42,039
People often try
to roofie you?
1415
01:00:42,072 --> 01:00:43,808
Once, I asked someone
for a Tylenol,
1416
01:00:43,841 --> 01:00:46,010
and they gave me
a Tylenol PM.
1417
01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:47,277
I'm not sure what
their intentions were, but...
1418
01:00:52,549 --> 01:00:53,751
It seems
they may have found him.
1419
01:00:53,784 --> 01:00:54,852
Would you come with me
to identify him?
1420
01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,688
Yes. Of course.
1421
01:00:57,722 --> 01:00:58,923
I'm happy to help.
1422
01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:05,262
(SOFTLY) Holy shit.
1423
01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:12,937
My friend here
said she saw you
1424
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:14,638
put something in my drink.
1425
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,340
I don't know
any of you people. Okay?
1426
01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:18,108
I'm just in Rome
on business.
1427
01:01:18,142 --> 01:01:20,477
I was about to head back
to my hotel and go to sleep.
1428
01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:24,081
Perfect. Just in time
for a nightcap.
1429
01:01:24,114 --> 01:01:25,415
Apparently, there's nothing
wrong with it.
1430
01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:26,416
I don't want your drink.
1431
01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:31,421
(INAUDIBLE)
1432
01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:40,097
Fuck you, Rayna.
1433
01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:43,768
Mmm. Scrumptious.
1434
01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,037
So, joke's on you.
1435
01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:52,442
(CHOKING) Fuck you!
1436
01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:56,380
Fuck you!
1437
01:01:58,749 --> 01:01:59,917
(GURGLING)
1438
01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:21,605
How long was I out?
1439
01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:23,307
You fainted just long enough
for us to laugh at you.
1440
01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:24,842
What happened?
1441
01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:25,876
It was all a dream.
1442
01:02:27,177 --> 01:02:29,079
I'm just kidding.
A man's throat dissolved.
1443
01:02:29,113 --> 01:02:31,281
Sorry, I'm not usually,
you know...
1444
01:02:33,317 --> 01:02:34,952
Oh, thank you. That's...
1445
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,388
surprisingly polite.
1446
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:39,990
Sorry about that.
1447
01:02:40,024 --> 01:02:42,059
I've seen a lot of things
in my day. I just haven't...
1448
01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:44,594
I have never seen that,
exactly.
1449
01:02:44,628 --> 01:02:46,997
Penny, do you feel the need
1450
01:02:47,031 --> 01:02:48,165
to tell anybody about
what you just saw?
1451
01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:53,570
I'm not gonna tell anybody.
1452
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:56,273
That asshole
got what he deserved.
1453
01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:58,775
I knew from the second
I saw him, I thought...
1454
01:02:58,809 --> 01:03:00,144
"That guy doesn't
deserve a throat."
1455
01:03:00,577 --> 01:03:01,879
So, good on you.
1456
01:03:04,181 --> 01:03:07,017
I would like to take you
to dinner to say thank you.
1457
01:03:07,051 --> 01:03:09,286
And we must discuss
this hideous dress.
1458
01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:10,988
It's just hysterical.
1459
01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:14,258
Oh, good,
that's what I was hoping for.
1460
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,427
And by the way...
1461
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:19,429
Hristo was supposed to be
looking after me at the bar...
1462
01:03:19,463 --> 01:03:21,398
and making sure nobody
put anything in my drinks.
1463
01:03:25,335 --> 01:03:26,904
(SIGHS)
1464
01:03:26,937 --> 01:03:28,805
(SIGHS) They'll give him
a talking-to.
1465
01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:31,775
Seems fair.
Maybe dock him a day's wage.
1466
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:32,742
(GUNSHOT)
Or shoot him in the head.
1467
01:03:32,776 --> 01:03:33,944
That always works.
1468
01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:36,746
Rome is quite amaz...
1469
01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:37,915
Rome is the worst.
Yes.
1470
01:03:37,948 --> 01:03:39,884
So boring and tacky.
1471
01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:42,953
I'm so glad one of us
finally said it. (LAUGHS)
1472
01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,188
You have lipstick
on your teeth.
1473
01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:46,090
Really?
1474
01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:47,157
Looks like you ate
a box of crayons.
1475
01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:48,492
Damn it.
1476
01:03:49,894 --> 01:03:51,996
Here we are.
1477
01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:53,730
These should have been brought
out when we first sat down.
1478
01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:55,632
That's exactly
what I was thinking.
1479
01:03:55,665 --> 01:03:59,003
So far, I'm riddled with
disappointment at the service.
1480
01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:01,471
So sorry.
Signora, I apologize.
1481
01:04:04,774 --> 01:04:06,810
I once saw someone eat...
1482
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,914
one of these before.
1483
01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:14,718
This is... strange.
1484
01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:16,586
Do you always tear your food
up into little pieces?
1485
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,255
You look like a squirrel.
1486
01:04:18,288 --> 01:04:20,524
I was just checking
for the consistency.
1487
01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:23,693
Mmm.
1488
01:04:23,727 --> 01:04:25,295
You eat like a baby.
1489
01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:26,463
Thank you.
1490
01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:30,134
So, do you like to have a
look at the wine list?
1491
01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:31,635
Yes. Penny, you can order.
1492
01:04:32,937 --> 01:04:34,071
Okay. Oh!
1493
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:35,973
Has some heft.
1494
01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:37,407
Okay.
1495
01:04:37,441 --> 01:04:39,910
I'm feeling a red.
1496
01:04:39,944 --> 01:04:41,979
Kind of a red.
I like a lot of noise.
1497
01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:43,580
I like a little bit of...
1498
01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:45,182
kind of a barky finish.
1499
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,616
I tend to like a white...
1500
01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:49,719
with the grit of a hummus...
1501
01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:52,222
that's, of course,
been thinned out.
1502
01:04:52,256 --> 01:04:54,925
Just kind of jump up
in the front of your palate...
1503
01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:57,394
and then rip back
and sizzle.
1504
01:04:57,427 --> 01:05:01,331
Almost a mineral
kind of dirt finish...
1505
01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:04,969
if we're having meat. Okay,
here, this is looking...
1506
01:05:05,002 --> 01:05:07,071
promising.
Something with...
1507
01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:09,006
This one has
nice hints of toast...
1508
01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:12,276
and dogwood,
I assume? Hmm?
1509
01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:13,677
Uh...
1510
01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:17,414
I will have
the Sapori e Delizie.
1511
01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:19,483
Right.
1512
01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,751
That is the name
of this restaurant.
1513
01:05:21,785 --> 01:05:23,287
Yes, I'm aware of that.
1514
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,555
So, why don't you
surprise us...
1515
01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:27,224
with something
that we don't know?
1516
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,059
Like a delicious
bottle of wine.
1517
01:05:29,093 --> 01:05:31,962
Right. Sorry, I will be back
in five minutes, okay?
1518
01:05:31,996 --> 01:05:34,364
So hard to get
good help these days.
1519
01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:36,133
Don't you find that?
I find that.
1520
01:05:38,835 --> 01:05:40,670
I know who all
your active agents are.
1521
01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:45,009
Okay, I'm sensing, uh...
1522
01:05:45,909 --> 01:05:47,477
Can I do a little do over?
1523
01:05:48,545 --> 01:05:49,413
I, uh...
1524
01:05:50,314 --> 01:05:52,249
I really don't know
how to order wine.
1525
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:55,986
I'm from a small town
in Iowa.
1526
01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:57,687
I saved up my money
to come on this Rome trip.
1527
01:05:57,721 --> 01:05:59,589
I had a little jar
on my desk at work...
1528
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:01,058
and everybody said, "You're
never gonna make enough money."
1529
01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:03,093
But I did, and I'm here.
1530
01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:06,063
And then I meet you,
and I can't afford...
1531
01:06:06,096 --> 01:06:07,531
to eat at a place like this,
1532
01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:09,399
and I'm just trying
to impress you...
1533
01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:11,335
and doing a really
poor job of it.
1534
01:06:12,836 --> 01:06:14,904
I thought as much.
1535
01:06:14,938 --> 01:06:18,042
Your cheap prom dress doesn't
exactly scream sophistication.
1536
01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:19,876
Oh.
1537
01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:22,546
Well, I didn't go to prom,
so maybe it is--
1538
01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:24,148
When I was a little girl
growing up in Bulgaria...
1539
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:26,416
which is the worst,
by the way.
1540
01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:29,519
Poor people everywhere and
cabbages constantly cooking.
1541
01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:32,089
There was this woman who was
kicked out of her house...
1542
01:06:32,122 --> 01:06:33,890
and she lost
all her money.
1543
01:06:33,923 --> 01:06:35,525
She couldn't even
sell her body.
1544
01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:38,528
So she became a clown
on the streets.
1545
01:06:38,562 --> 01:06:40,830
She would perform all her
tricks standing in mud,
1546
01:06:40,864 --> 01:06:43,067
and just cry and cry.
1547
01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:45,602
You remind me of this woman.
1548
01:06:46,603 --> 01:06:48,438
Oh. Thank you.
1549
01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:51,175
I don't know what it is, but
there's something about you.
1550
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:54,111
The fainting,
the way you talk...
1551
01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:56,146
your terrible
sense of style.
1552
01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:58,315
I did get this at
quite a lovely--
1553
01:06:58,348 --> 01:06:59,483
It makes me sad
to think of you here
1554
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,885
spending all your
savings on Rome.
1555
01:07:01,918 --> 01:07:04,088
Come on.
We're going to Budapest.
1556
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:05,722
Budapest?
1557
01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,124
I have some business
to finish there...
1558
01:07:07,157 --> 01:07:09,126
and you can take my private
jet when we're done...
1559
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:10,960
anywhere you want to
get home.
1560
01:07:10,994 --> 01:07:12,629
My way of repaying you
for saving my life.
1561
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,231
Okay.
1562
01:07:18,768 --> 01:07:19,503
Is there a problem?
1563
01:07:24,908 --> 01:07:27,177
No. Not at all. Let's go.
1564
01:07:28,612 --> 01:07:30,080
Hey! Wait, what?
1565
01:07:30,114 --> 01:07:31,448
I'm just talking
to the girl!
1566
01:07:31,481 --> 01:07:32,516
Okay, okay.
Let's not make a scene.
1567
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,319
Let me just
get my room key out...
1568
01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:37,454
and I'll grab a bag
and pack my things.
1569
01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:39,823
It's Susan.
She's sending a code.
1570
01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:40,824
RAYNA: No, they can
fly you back later.
1571
01:07:40,857 --> 01:07:42,292
"Shut...
1572
01:07:42,326 --> 01:07:43,660
And if the rest of your clothes
look like that dress...
1573
01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:45,061
"...down...
1574
01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:45,895
...I can send someone
to burn them for you.
1575
01:07:45,929 --> 01:07:47,264
Ha-ha.
1576
01:07:47,297 --> 01:07:48,665
"...the power."
Quite a zinger!
1577
01:07:51,801 --> 01:07:53,337
Shut down the power
to the Casino Di Rome.
1578
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:54,271
What?
1579
01:07:55,739 --> 01:07:58,041
Shut the entire bloody
grid down, then! Now!
1580
01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,075
That would be great.
1581
01:08:02,011 --> 01:08:03,580
(GRUNTING)
1582
01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:05,749
MAN: Everybody, please remain
calm and stay where you are.
1583
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,317
(GRUNTS)
1584
01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:15,425
Oh, no!
What's happening?
1585
01:08:15,859 --> 01:08:16,693
(RAYNA SCREAMS)
1586
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:25,869
(MOUTHING) I've got this.
1587
01:08:27,137 --> 01:08:29,173
What the fuck just happened?
1588
01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:31,908
God damn it.
1589
01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:33,477
Oh, my God! Rayna.
1590
01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:34,811
Thank God
your hair broke your fall.
1591
01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:36,446
I don't know what happened.
1592
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,482
The lights were going out, and I
don't know if it's a robbery.
1593
01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:41,351
Two of your guys slammed
into me and took you down.
1594
01:08:41,385 --> 01:08:43,587
I think one of them
touched my bottom.
1595
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,255
I don't know which one,
but I definitely felt a hand.
1596
01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:48,358
Are they gonna be okay?
1597
01:08:48,392 --> 01:08:49,493
I wouldn't
worry about them.
1598
01:08:49,526 --> 01:08:51,295
Their fate has just
been sealed.
1599
01:08:53,263 --> 01:08:56,266
Sorry. I'll let you go.
1600
01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:57,301
Shame on you!
1601
01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:06,876
Wow.
1602
01:09:06,910 --> 01:09:09,946
This is a really jazzy plane.
1603
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,615
Is this yours?
1604
01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:12,716
It was my father's.
1605
01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:15,585
You've never been
on a private jet before?
1606
01:09:15,619 --> 01:09:16,620
Oh, no.
1607
01:09:17,621 --> 01:09:19,723
I did get upgraded
to premium economy once...
1608
01:09:19,756 --> 01:09:22,125
which was pretty plush.
1609
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,628
Premium economy.
1610
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,196
Sounds like a pen
for dirty animals.
1611
01:09:26,230 --> 01:09:27,931
Yeah, probably.
1612
01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:30,734
But it was not
quite like this.
1613
01:09:30,767 --> 01:09:32,168
Thank you.
1614
01:09:33,136 --> 01:09:35,305
Why are you being
so nice to me?
1615
01:09:35,339 --> 01:09:36,940
Can't just be because
I remind you
1616
01:09:36,973 --> 01:09:38,842
of some sad Bulgarian clown.
1617
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:40,244
You remind me of my mother.
1618
01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:41,678
Oh.
1619
01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:44,281
Really?
1620
01:09:44,314 --> 01:09:47,183
You know that you and I
are pretty close in age.
1621
01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:48,885
You're funny.
1622
01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:50,220
It's the Bulgarian
clown in you.
1623
01:09:50,254 --> 01:09:51,955
Okay.
She was marvelous.
1624
01:09:51,988 --> 01:09:53,790
But she was different.
1625
01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:54,924
Eccentric, like you are.
1626
01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,360
Oh.
1627
01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:57,427
The moment I saw you
standing there
1628
01:09:57,461 --> 01:09:58,595
in that abortion
of a dress...
1629
01:09:58,628 --> 01:09:59,796
Ah... Come on.
1630
01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:01,531
...it was as if to say...
1631
01:10:01,565 --> 01:10:03,800
"This is what I've got, world.
It's hideous, but it's mine."
1632
01:10:05,835 --> 01:10:07,136
This was her.
(GASPS)
1633
01:10:07,170 --> 01:10:08,705
Oh, wow.
1634
01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:10,240
Hey, how'd you get
that picture of me?
1635
01:10:10,274 --> 01:10:11,741
I look amazing.
1636
01:10:11,775 --> 01:10:13,743
Hello, doppelganger.
1637
01:10:13,777 --> 01:10:15,912
She was the only person
I could ever trust.
1638
01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:18,848
Well, here's to your mom.
1639
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,950
To my mother. And to you.
1640
01:10:20,984 --> 01:10:22,552
And here's to you.
1641
01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:25,255
You may never
be as wise as an owl...
1642
01:10:25,289 --> 01:10:27,291
but you'll always
be a hoot to me.
1643
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,494
What a stupid fucking
retarded toast.
1644
01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:31,961
You're delightful.
As are you.
1645
01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:35,732
Mmm.
1646
01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:38,735
Now, where did you say
we were headed?
1647
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:42,672
(CLEARS THROAT)
1648
01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:43,607
Headed?
1649
01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,676
Did you say where?
1650
01:10:47,010 --> 01:10:48,778
Oh, God.
1651
01:10:48,812 --> 01:10:50,380
PATRICK: If you ever feel like
you have been poisoned...
1652
01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:51,915
chew one of these.
1653
01:10:51,948 --> 01:10:52,749
Chew one of these.
1654
01:11:08,298 --> 01:11:09,799
What happened?
1655
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,167
I've never seen somebody
1656
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,869
dive for
stool softener before.
1657
01:11:12,902 --> 01:11:14,938
That's one thing
that happened.
1658
01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:15,905
What did you do?
1659
01:11:17,006 --> 01:11:18,207
Did you drug me?
1660
01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:19,709
Of course I did.
1661
01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:21,345
I told you,
I can't trust anybody.
1662
01:11:21,378 --> 01:11:22,312
I had to look
through your things.
1663
01:11:22,812 --> 01:11:24,781
Anyway, tell me...
1664
01:11:24,814 --> 01:11:25,915
are your hemorrhoids
particularly large,
1665
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:26,916
or just tenacious?
1666
01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:28,918
Stop texting!
1667
01:11:28,952 --> 01:11:30,887
I'm not texting,
if you must know.
1668
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,256
I'm playing Candy Crush
and I just made level 95.
1669
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,257
God, that is so rude!
1670
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,359
(GUNSHOT)
1671
01:11:38,428 --> 01:11:40,129
Jesus, Colin,
what the fuck are you doing?
1672
01:11:40,163 --> 01:11:42,566
I'm sorry, Rayna, but there's
been a change of plans.
1673
01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:44,067
Who paid you off, Colin?
1674
01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:46,235
Colin hasn't worked here for,
like, eight months.
1675
01:11:46,269 --> 01:11:47,437
I'm Fredrick.
1676
01:11:47,471 --> 01:11:48,638
Is that why
you're doing this?
1677
01:11:48,672 --> 01:11:50,239
Because I don't remember
your fucking name?
1678
01:11:50,273 --> 01:11:51,541
Let's just say
there's some people
1679
01:11:51,575 --> 01:11:53,142
who really want
what you're selling.
1680
01:11:53,176 --> 01:11:54,944
You don't have to do this.
1681
01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:57,246
I can give you a very
comfortable life, Col...
1682
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,882
Um...
1683
01:11:58,915 --> 01:12:00,283
You forgot my name again,
didn't you?
1684
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:01,317
No, I didn't.
Yeah.
1685
01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:03,286
It's...
1686
01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:04,921
Don't say fucking Colin.
1687
01:12:04,954 --> 01:12:07,491
Fuck! I don't give a shit
what your name is.
1688
01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:08,858
You're the fucking help!
1689
01:12:08,892 --> 01:12:11,495
Nice try, Colin... but Stan
and I already sold it to...
1690
01:12:11,528 --> 01:12:12,829
It's Fredrick!
(GUNSHOT)
1691
01:12:12,862 --> 01:12:13,797
Fredrick!
1692
01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:18,935
Sorry, lady, but they only
paid me for one...
1693
01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:19,903
Ow!
1694
01:12:25,975 --> 01:12:27,010
(SCREAMS)
1695
01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:27,944
Come on!
1696
01:12:30,547 --> 01:12:32,749
Rayna! Go to the cockpit
and level us out!
1697
01:12:32,782 --> 01:12:34,418
Like I know how to fly
a fucking airplane!
1698
01:12:36,986 --> 01:12:37,987
That was weird.
1699
01:12:38,321 --> 01:12:39,423
Ah!
1700
01:12:43,893 --> 01:12:45,829
Blow that thing
all you want, lady.
1701
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:48,297
Yeah? Why don't
you blow me, Colin.
1702
01:12:48,331 --> 01:12:50,534
Ow! It's Fredrick.
1703
01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:57,073
Ah!
1704
01:12:58,141 --> 01:12:58,975
(ALARMS BEEPING)
1705
01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:15,992
(WHIMPERING)
1706
01:13:31,641 --> 01:13:32,876
Oh, for fuck's sake!
1707
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,178
I got it.
1708
01:13:35,211 --> 01:13:36,045
I know what to do.
1709
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:41,951
Are you okay?
No!
1710
01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,987
I've got a dead man's
head up my ass.
1711
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,121
This one's for Fine.
1712
01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:46,022
Downdraft!
1713
01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:49,125
Not again!
1714
01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:51,060
Do you have any idea
what you're fucking doing?
1715
01:13:51,961 --> 01:13:53,262
(GROANS)
1716
01:13:53,296 --> 01:13:54,664
The controls
are so sensitive.
1717
01:13:54,698 --> 01:13:56,633
(FARTING)
Oh, God.
1718
01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:59,368
One of these dead fuckers
just shit his pants.
1719
01:13:59,402 --> 01:14:00,169
Okay, wait a minute.
1720
01:14:02,138 --> 01:14:03,272
I got it.
1721
01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:04,373
I think I got... Okay.
1722
01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:05,509
Okay.
1723
01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:12,516
Good thing I learned to use
that flight simulator app, huh?
1724
01:14:12,549 --> 01:14:15,051
Congratulations,
Penny Morgan.
1725
01:14:15,084 --> 01:14:16,653
You just blew your cover.
1726
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:20,824
Now put the plane
on autopilot and get up.
1727
01:14:24,561 --> 01:14:26,796
Any bullshit, and I'll
blow your CIA brains
1728
01:14:26,830 --> 01:14:28,498
all over that control panel.
1729
01:14:28,532 --> 01:14:29,866
I know what
you're thinking.
1730
01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:31,668
And you're wrong.
1731
01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:35,204
My real name is...
1732
01:14:35,238 --> 01:14:37,140
Did you come up with
your spy name yet? No.
1733
01:14:37,173 --> 01:14:38,307
Mine would be...
1734
01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:40,043
Amber Valentine.
1735
01:14:40,076 --> 01:14:41,678
What are you, a porn star?
1736
01:14:42,612 --> 01:14:44,748
You're fucking
hilarious, huh?
1737
01:14:44,781 --> 01:14:46,415
I'm a private bodyguard,
1738
01:14:46,449 --> 01:14:47,651
and your father hired me
to protect you.
1739
01:14:47,684 --> 01:14:51,020
Bodyguard? You? Please.
1740
01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:53,156
That's funny, because the
way I see it, without me...
1741
01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:55,391
you would currently be crashed
in the Alps right now.
1742
01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:56,693
Or you'd be
laying in a morgue
1743
01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:57,894
with a hole burned
in your throat.
1744
01:14:57,927 --> 01:15:00,564
You little spoiled
piece of shit.
1745
01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:03,700
Why would my father hire
somebody like you?
1746
01:15:04,267 --> 01:15:06,402
Because he trusted me.
1747
01:15:06,435 --> 01:15:07,537
And for whatever
fucking reason,
1748
01:15:07,571 --> 01:15:09,706
he loved you.
1749
01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:11,875
Didn't even want you to know
I was watching you.
1750
01:15:11,908 --> 01:15:13,810
So he was the one
that made me come up
1751
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:15,979
with this whole loser
Penny Morgan bullshit.
1752
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,414
Yeah, "You look
just like my dead mama.
1753
01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:20,083
"Wah."
1754
01:15:20,116 --> 01:15:21,417
And fuck you for saying
1755
01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:24,654
I look anything
like that fucking beast.
1756
01:15:24,688 --> 01:15:26,690
No wonder your father
never had the son he wanted.
1757
01:15:26,723 --> 01:15:28,625
You fuck that monster once...
1758
01:15:28,658 --> 01:15:30,960
and you just drop
the fucking mic and walk out.
1759
01:15:30,994 --> 01:15:33,296
Fuck you. Everything
you've said is a lie.
1760
01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:34,864
Oh.
1761
01:15:34,898 --> 01:15:36,933
What happened? Did I hit
a little sore spot?
1762
01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:38,868
Yeah, he always wanted a
son, and you knew it.
1763
01:15:40,169 --> 01:15:42,305
Look, he wanted you
to take over the business.
1764
01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:45,008
He was just afraid you were
gonna get yourself killed.
1765
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,310
So if you wanna live, and you
wanna unload that bomb...
1766
01:15:47,343 --> 01:15:48,845
you stick with me.
1767
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:51,347
And if you got
a problem with that...
1768
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,649
you know what you
can do, Rayna?
1769
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:56,720
You and your bullshit accent
1770
01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:59,022
can land this fucking plane
by yourselves.
1771
01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:03,960
Okay, bodyguard.
1772
01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:06,195
But if I find out you're lying
to me about any of this...
1773
01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:09,232
I'll show you ways to die
you never even dreamed of.
1774
01:16:11,067 --> 01:16:14,303
Now, let's go to Budapest.
I need a fucking drink.
1775
01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:15,672
Yeah, I bet you fucking do.
1776
01:16:21,110 --> 01:16:22,178
(SIGHS)
1777
01:16:22,211 --> 01:16:23,647
Oh, my God.
1778
01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:30,419
* People want my power
And they want my station
1779
01:16:30,453 --> 01:16:35,191
* Stormed my winter palace
But they couldn't take it
1780
01:16:35,224 --> 01:16:39,062
* Try to pull my status
But they couldn't fake it *
1781
01:16:43,232 --> 01:16:45,068
Welcome back to the Four Seasons
Budapest, Miss Boyanov.
1782
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:46,102
Don't talk to me.
You're not my friend.
1783
01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:47,170
Get away from me.
1784
01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:48,938
Move. Move! I got it.
1785
01:16:50,674 --> 01:16:52,942
So, what's the plan?
Who are we meeting?
1786
01:16:52,976 --> 01:16:54,944
You're my bodyguard,
not my business partner...
1787
01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:56,813
so just focus
on guarding my body.
1788
01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:58,514
So not knowing
who we're meeting tonight
1789
01:16:58,547 --> 01:16:59,582
is gonna make me
extra effective.
1790
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:00,917
That's okay. I get it.
1791
01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:02,385
I got shit to do.
You'll probably be fine.
1792
01:17:02,418 --> 01:17:04,387
Why don't I go get you
a nice dress to be buried in?
1793
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:05,288
Dumbass.
1794
01:17:06,990 --> 01:17:08,424
I'm meeting
a potential bidder,
1795
01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:10,126
if you must know.
1796
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:11,627
If they don't top
the current offer,
1797
01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:12,628
the sale
will happen tomorrow.
1798
01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:14,297
Where?
I don't know yet.
1799
01:17:22,238 --> 01:17:23,206
Anton!
1800
01:17:23,239 --> 01:17:24,774
Ouch!
1801
01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:27,343
Anton is part of my
security team, psycho!
1802
01:17:27,376 --> 01:17:29,879
Yeah, well, guess what?
I don't like his face.
1803
01:17:29,913 --> 01:17:31,380
I don't like the looks
of your face!
1804
01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:32,982
And who the fuck are you?
1805
01:17:33,016 --> 01:17:34,784
I'm the person that's gonna
cut your dick off
1806
01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:36,619
and glue it
to your forehead...
1807
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:37,620
so you look like
a limp-dick unicorn.
1808
01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:39,122
That's who the fuck I am.
1809
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,656
Your name should be
"Mr. Bag o' Dicks"...
1810
01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:41,958
not "Anton."
1811
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:45,094
Okay. Jesus.
Let's just calm down, okay?
1812
01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:47,630
Does he not look like a bag o' dicks?
Enough.
1813
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,265
I can see why my father
liked you now.
1814
01:17:50,599 --> 01:17:52,268
Amber is my hired bodyguard.
1815
01:17:52,902 --> 01:17:54,804
Be more like her.
1816
01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:57,206
And your head better not have
broken my fucking phone.
1817
01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,985
We've got a big night
ahead of us.
1818
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:10,854
Don't be afraid
to clean yourself up, Amber.
1819
01:18:10,887 --> 01:18:12,421
Take a shower
is what I'm saying.
1820
01:18:12,455 --> 01:18:14,390
Yeah? Don't be afraid
to hit water yourself.
1821
01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:16,525
You smell like a dead hooker
that washed up on the beach...
1822
01:18:16,559 --> 01:18:17,827
then roasted in the sun
for a week
1823
01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:19,128
before anybody found
her body.
1824
01:18:19,162 --> 01:18:21,130
Okay. You need
to take it way down.
1825
01:18:21,164 --> 01:18:22,565
I'm sorry, that's too much.
Okay, that was too much.
1826
01:18:22,598 --> 01:18:23,933
Jeez!
Too much.
1827
01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:24,834
God.
1828
01:18:31,941 --> 01:18:33,042
What are you staring at?
1829
01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:36,212
I will destroy you.
1830
01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:37,613
And then after
I'm done destroying you,
1831
01:18:37,646 --> 01:18:39,783
I'll take a picture
of what's left...
1832
01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:41,951
of your body, and I'm gonna
text it to your mother.
1833
01:18:41,985 --> 01:18:43,887
With a little note that says
his last words were...
1834
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:46,189
"My mother was terrible.
You did this to me."
1835
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:47,323
That's so fucking mean.
1836
01:18:47,356 --> 01:18:48,591
Yeah, I'm so fucking mean.
1837
01:18:48,624 --> 01:18:49,658
You're just
figuring that out?
1838
01:18:49,692 --> 01:18:50,860
Give me your coat.
1839
01:18:50,894 --> 01:18:52,561
This is a man's coat.
1840
01:18:52,595 --> 01:18:54,597
Yeah, but I don't
see a man, do I?
1841
01:18:54,630 --> 01:18:56,365
I see a reject from
The Sound of Music.
1842
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:59,602
It was my mother's coat,
but she's very masculine.
1843
01:18:59,635 --> 01:19:02,471
You look like ABBA took a shit
and put a trench coat on it.
1844
01:19:02,505 --> 01:19:04,373
Well, I won't
give it to you.
1845
01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:05,408
I've been in this dress
for 12 fucking hours.
1846
01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:06,342
Give me your coat.
1847
01:19:06,542 --> 01:19:08,044
No.
1848
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:11,114
Yeah. No, I won't give...
This is my coat.
1849
01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:12,849
I'm gonna reach through
your fucking body...
1850
01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:14,784
and rip out your back
like a fucking werewolf.
1851
01:19:15,418 --> 01:19:16,986
Without tearing the jacket.
1852
01:19:17,020 --> 01:19:18,521
Just so I can
wear your jacket,
1853
01:19:18,554 --> 01:19:20,189
and give you a final
"Fuck you."
1854
01:19:20,223 --> 01:19:21,690
Oh, no, you won't.
1855
01:19:21,724 --> 01:19:23,126
I'm gonna take
that fucking coat.
1856
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:24,360
(GROANING)
1857
01:19:24,393 --> 01:19:26,495
I warned you, you Swedish
gummy fish motherfucker!
1858
01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:27,363
ANTON: Ouch!
1859
01:19:31,734 --> 01:19:32,969
Oh, my God.
1860
01:19:33,736 --> 01:19:34,938
Oh, my God.
1861
01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:37,807
Nance?
Oh, my God, Susan!
1862
01:19:37,841 --> 01:19:40,209
Hello. Hello?
1863
01:19:40,243 --> 01:19:41,544
Just say something
to me, please.
1864
01:19:41,577 --> 01:19:43,112
Susan? Anything.
1865
01:19:43,146 --> 01:19:44,948
I cannot handle this,
Susan!
1866
01:19:44,981 --> 01:19:46,349
There is nothing
in real life
1867
01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:47,450
that someone could
do to a spy...
1868
01:19:47,483 --> 01:19:49,652
that is filthier
or more upsetting
1869
01:19:49,685 --> 01:19:51,087
than what my brain
will cook up right now.
1870
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:53,789
So save me from myself,
Susan!
1871
01:19:53,823 --> 01:19:54,891
Because you know
what's going to happen.
1872
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:56,559
I'm gonna get chattier,
aren't I?
1873
01:19:56,592 --> 01:19:58,995
Did you know that you can't
ever change having big pores?
1874
01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:01,831
Oh, my God, Nancy,
you are driving me nuts!
1875
01:20:01,865 --> 01:20:04,033
I couldn't talk because I was in
an elevator filled with people.
1876
01:20:04,067 --> 01:20:06,235
You're all right.
Oh, thank God.
1877
01:20:06,269 --> 01:20:08,872
You disappeared for 12 hours.
We didn't know what happened!
1878
01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:11,240
I had to take out my earpiece
and my camera.
1879
01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:12,909
Rayna's on to our agents
and she was gonna
1880
01:20:12,942 --> 01:20:14,610
spot my equipment
from a mile away.
1881
01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:16,312
You're with Rayna?
1882
01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:18,948
You're not supposed to be
within a mile away of her.
1883
01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:20,483
Nancy, I know,
but I'm in deep
1884
01:20:20,516 --> 01:20:22,018
and I'm getting
such good intel.
1885
01:20:22,051 --> 01:20:23,386
Please,
I just need to remain
1886
01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:25,354
on radio silence
just a little bit longer.
1887
01:20:25,388 --> 01:20:26,822
Well, don't worry,
because I'll be able
1888
01:20:26,856 --> 01:20:28,124
to keep a better eye
on you now.
1889
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:29,092
What are you
talking about? How?
1890
01:20:31,094 --> 01:20:32,962
What are you doing here?
1891
01:20:32,996 --> 01:20:34,630
Elaine wanted to know exactly
what you were up to...
1892
01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:37,166
so I tracked your earpiece.
They sent me here to find you.
1893
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,467
They sent you?
1894
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:39,903
I'm as unknown as you are,
1895
01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,104
so they thought
my cover was safe.
1896
01:20:41,137 --> 01:20:42,405
Did they give you
an identity?
1897
01:20:42,872 --> 01:20:44,407
It's so cool.
1898
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:46,542
I said I wanted to be
Amber Valentine... What?
1899
01:20:46,575 --> 01:20:48,077
...and they let me use it.
1900
01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:49,245
I don't know why you got
to pick your identity.
1901
01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:50,746
I had to go
as a freaking cat lady.
1902
01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:51,881
RAYNA: Amber!
BOTH: Yes?
1903
01:20:51,915 --> 01:20:53,249
Who is this?
1904
01:20:53,282 --> 01:20:54,817
I'm sorry. I didn't know
the police were here.
1905
01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:56,619
This is my colleague,
detective.
1906
01:20:56,652 --> 01:20:57,887
The one I fucking
told you about.
1907
01:20:57,921 --> 01:20:59,222
No, you didn't.
1908
01:20:59,255 --> 01:21:00,924
Yes, I did, Helen Keller!
1909
01:21:00,957 --> 01:21:02,158
You're both named Amber?
1910
01:21:03,226 --> 01:21:05,528
What did I tell you
about talking to me?
1911
01:21:05,561 --> 01:21:07,696
Nothing. You just said
nothing about talking.
1912
01:21:07,730 --> 01:21:09,265
You want me to have Cagney
1913
01:21:09,298 --> 01:21:11,067
and fucking Lacey
explain it to you?
1914
01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:12,768
Cagney's coming down
your fucking throat.
1915
01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,137
Lacey, she's gonna
come up your ass.
1916
01:21:14,170 --> 01:21:15,972
I'm gonna meet them
in the fucking middle...
1917
01:21:16,005 --> 01:21:17,706
and play your heart
like a fucking accordion.
1918
01:21:17,740 --> 01:21:19,742
I'm gonna pump
that shit until it pops.
1919
01:21:19,775 --> 01:21:20,910
You Swedish bitch.
1920
01:21:20,944 --> 01:21:22,511
You wouldn't dare.
1921
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:24,747
You gonna cry, you little
Swiss fucking pussy?
1922
01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,149
I'm not gonna cry.
You're crying now!
1923
01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:27,383
I'm not!
1924
01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:30,219
It's so fucking hot!
1925
01:21:30,253 --> 01:21:32,455
You know, just, let's leave
Anton alone for now.
1926
01:21:32,488 --> 01:21:33,556
Please.
1927
01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:34,423
What's your name?
1928
01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:36,359
Susan Cooper.
What?
1929
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:40,296
Sorry, it came out.
What did I...
1930
01:21:40,329 --> 01:21:41,830
She's not supposed to
fucking say her real name.
1931
01:21:41,864 --> 01:21:43,632
She's one of my best. She's
highly fucking skilled.
1932
01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:44,934
Very skilled.
1933
01:21:44,968 --> 01:21:47,136
At what? Getting things
out of a high cupboard?
1934
01:21:47,170 --> 01:21:49,072
(LAUGHS)
Don't do that.
1935
01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:51,607
That's very good!
Because I'm tall.
1936
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,943
Weirdly, I'm not very good
at reaching high things.
1937
01:21:53,977 --> 01:21:55,611
A doctor once said to me I have
the muscle capacity of an infant.
1938
01:21:56,612 --> 01:21:57,746
My arms are like two noodles.
1939
01:21:57,780 --> 01:21:58,781
(RAYNA SCREAMS)
1940
01:21:58,814 --> 01:22:00,083
(GUN FIRE)
1941
01:22:08,057 --> 01:22:09,358
Susan, get Rayna
to safety, now!
1942
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:11,127
I've got her.
1943
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:12,061
Go!
1944
01:22:16,532 --> 01:22:17,400
Get away!
1945
01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:24,840
Oh, my God!
1946
01:22:24,873 --> 01:22:27,210
Who puts a roof on a scooter?
What are you, the Pope?
1947
01:22:38,354 --> 01:22:39,255
Ooh!
1948
01:22:41,024 --> 01:22:42,125
(SHOUTING)
Get out of the way!
1949
01:22:43,926 --> 01:22:45,028
Oh!
1950
01:22:46,429 --> 01:22:47,263
(HORN HONKING)
1951
01:22:49,498 --> 01:22:50,566
Oh, my God!
1952
01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,043
This guy is driving crazy!
I can't keep up with him!
1953
01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:04,113
Wait a minute.
1954
01:23:06,115 --> 01:23:07,150
I got it.
1955
01:23:08,351 --> 01:23:10,186
All right, little detour.
1956
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:18,661
Oh, God.
1957
01:23:18,694 --> 01:23:19,495
Let's do this!
1958
01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:22,598
(ALL YELLING)
1959
01:23:26,969 --> 01:23:29,472
I am so badass!
1960
01:23:30,773 --> 01:23:32,475
(MEN CLAMORING)
1961
01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:34,677
I got it.
1962
01:23:34,710 --> 01:23:35,744
I know what you're saying.
1963
01:23:36,645 --> 01:23:38,081
You're no prize yourself!
1964
01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:39,082
Get back to work!
1965
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:43,786
Where are we going?
1966
01:23:43,819 --> 01:23:45,654
Smells like cheese
under here!
1967
01:23:45,688 --> 01:23:48,124
Apologies.
I may be sweating...
1968
01:23:48,157 --> 01:23:51,860
cheese because I had
quite a hearty lasagna.
1969
01:23:51,894 --> 01:23:54,029
Fucking ridiculous
clown show!
1970
01:23:54,063 --> 01:23:55,598
This fuckery stops now.
1971
01:24:09,212 --> 01:24:10,213
(REVS SCOOTER)
1972
01:24:10,813 --> 01:24:12,648
(ENGINE REVVING)
1973
01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:18,221
Excuse me, do you know
1974
01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:19,422
if there's a Popeyes Chicken
around here?
1975
01:24:19,455 --> 01:24:20,723
What?
1976
01:24:20,756 --> 01:24:22,258
I saw a KFC down the way,
but I'm more of a Popeyes guy.
1977
01:24:24,693 --> 01:24:25,861
The food
is really weird...
1978
01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:26,662
Oh, my God,
I'll ask someone else!
1979
01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:44,680
Okay, enough!
1980
01:24:49,051 --> 01:24:49,852
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1981
01:24:56,024 --> 01:24:56,825
Drop your weapon!
1982
01:24:58,894 --> 01:25:00,263
Oh, my God. Karen.
1983
01:25:00,296 --> 01:25:01,964
Why aren't you in Capri?
1984
01:25:01,997 --> 01:25:04,467
I'm so sorry I shot you.
1985
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,868
You must not have known
it was me, either.
1986
01:25:05,901 --> 01:25:06,835
I changed my hair.
1987
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:09,004
Oh, yeah.
1988
01:25:09,037 --> 01:25:10,706
Looks really good.
Are those extensions?
1989
01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:13,776
No, it's just my hair.
1990
01:25:13,809 --> 01:25:15,043
You know, a few clips.
Colored.
1991
01:25:15,077 --> 01:25:16,979
Okay, if you say so.
1992
01:25:17,012 --> 01:25:18,714
I'm sorry. And I'm sorry
about this, too.
1993
01:25:18,747 --> 01:25:19,582
(GUNSHOTS)
1994
01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:23,852
(PANTING)
1995
01:25:25,721 --> 01:25:26,589
Oh, my God.
1996
01:25:30,493 --> 01:25:32,995
No, no, no!
1997
01:25:33,028 --> 01:25:35,964
Susan! My thighs
are on fire!
1998
01:25:35,998 --> 01:25:38,167
I don't care!
Where is Rayna?
1999
01:25:38,201 --> 01:25:39,134
I don't know.
She slipped off me.
2000
01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:40,603
I was very sweaty.
2001
01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:42,271
I thought I asked you
to watch her.
2002
01:25:42,305 --> 01:25:44,139
I don't know how she ran so fast,
particularly with that hair.
2003
01:25:44,173 --> 01:25:46,008
It must weigh
20 pounds at least.
2004
01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:48,010
Maybe she's a witch. Do you
think she put a spell on me?
2005
01:25:48,043 --> 01:25:49,212
Karen Walker is dead.
2006
01:25:49,245 --> 01:25:50,846
What?
She's a double agent!
2007
01:25:50,879 --> 01:25:51,880
Somebody shot her
right in front of me.
2008
01:25:51,914 --> 01:25:53,216
I don't know who did it.
2009
01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:54,283
I don't know how deep
this whole thing goes.
2010
01:25:54,317 --> 01:25:55,551
Oh, my God.
(YELPS)
2011
01:25:57,953 --> 01:26:00,756
Get your motherfucking
asses up here!
2012
01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:01,724
Now!
2013
01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:05,027
NANCY:
But what if she heard?
2014
01:26:05,060 --> 01:26:06,495
She didn't hear.
2015
01:26:06,529 --> 01:26:08,030
But what if
she did hear?
2016
01:26:08,063 --> 01:26:10,233
We weren't even
talking that loud.
2017
01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:11,700
A woman like that
has super ears.
2018
01:26:11,734 --> 01:26:13,469
Okay, she does not
have super ears...
2019
01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:15,771
and I'm only bringing this up
because you asked me to...
2020
01:26:15,804 --> 01:26:18,774
but you are putting a very
negative spin on this situation.
2021
01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:21,644
Oh, wow. We're going with that
now, are we, Amber Valentine?
2022
01:26:21,677 --> 01:26:24,280
Susan Cooper, really?
Susan Cooper?
2023
01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:25,681
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
2024
01:26:35,123 --> 01:26:35,891
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
2025
01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:40,963
Okay. Here we go.
2026
01:26:43,766 --> 01:26:45,834
Okay. We got this.
2027
01:26:45,868 --> 01:26:47,903
My legs won't
seem to move.
2028
01:26:47,936 --> 01:26:50,239
Okay, Nancy, I realize
that you are scared,
2029
01:26:50,273 --> 01:26:51,840
but you are in this now...
2030
01:26:51,874 --> 01:26:54,643
and I really, really
need you to hold it together.
2031
01:26:54,677 --> 01:26:55,911
Holding it together.
2032
01:26:55,944 --> 01:26:59,748
I shall now be the most held-together
person you have ever met.
2033
01:26:59,782 --> 01:27:00,816
Okay. Let's go.
2034
01:27:00,849 --> 01:27:01,717
Oh, dear.
2035
01:27:02,785 --> 01:27:05,254
Be prepared for anything.
She's erratic.
2036
01:27:05,288 --> 01:27:07,323
It's impossible to tell
what she's thinking.
2037
01:27:07,356 --> 01:27:09,258
Probably because she's
thinking in Bulgarian.
2038
01:27:13,496 --> 01:27:16,265
What are you doing? I'm
just tying up my shoelaces.
2039
01:27:16,299 --> 01:27:17,966
You're wearing a loafer.
Get over here.
2040
01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:24,407
(BUZZES)
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
2041
01:27:25,541 --> 01:27:26,675
Get in!
2042
01:27:26,709 --> 01:27:28,977
Shit! People are trying
to kill me
2043
01:27:29,011 --> 01:27:30,613
and all that's left
of my fucking security team
2044
01:27:30,646 --> 01:27:32,047
is you two defending me...
2045
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,982
and you look like somebody's
demented aunts on vacation!
2046
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:39,087
Do you have anyone
on your team...
2047
01:27:39,121 --> 01:27:41,357
other than this
asthmatic Big Bird?
2048
01:27:41,390 --> 01:27:43,058
Yeah, we usually
just use her
2049
01:27:43,091 --> 01:27:45,628
for non-physical
security resources.
2050
01:27:45,661 --> 01:27:47,830
I'm very non-physically
resourceful.
2051
01:27:47,863 --> 01:27:51,500
I do a lot of reading.
I read palms and maps...
2052
01:27:51,534 --> 01:27:53,135
and I've read all of
The Hunger Games...
2053
01:27:53,168 --> 01:27:55,003
How is that helpful?
2054
01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:56,104
I don't know.
I'm panicking!
2055
01:27:56,138 --> 01:27:57,740
And you!
2056
01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:00,443
You have to stop with these
stupid Penny Morgan outfits!
2057
01:28:00,476 --> 01:28:03,211
You have to dress
like an actual human!
2058
01:28:03,245 --> 01:28:04,580
Get me more security
2059
01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:06,449
when I come back out here
or you're both dead!
2060
01:28:06,482 --> 01:28:07,816
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
2061
01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:11,854
* I am cold blooded
2062
01:28:14,089 --> 01:28:15,791
Suck on this, Rayna.
2063
01:28:15,824 --> 01:28:17,960
This mission's gonna
cost you money, you know.
2064
01:28:17,993 --> 01:28:19,995
The clothing allowance cut off
halfway through the last...
2065
01:28:20,028 --> 01:28:21,597
My God, can you just
please concentrate
2066
01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:23,065
on getting the new bodyguard?
2067
01:28:23,098 --> 01:28:24,266
God damn it! Please!
2068
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,601
All right, all right.
2069
01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:27,035
Crabby.
2070
01:28:27,069 --> 01:28:28,971
I've already contacted
the agency.
2071
01:28:30,773 --> 01:28:32,941
Aw. Come on!
2072
01:28:32,975 --> 01:28:35,711
You, in this outfit...
2073
01:28:35,744 --> 01:28:37,613
Magnifico!
2074
01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:40,315
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
2075
01:28:54,129 --> 01:28:55,464
Do we have anything yet?
2076
01:28:55,498 --> 01:28:57,332
NANCY: No one so far, Susan.
2077
01:28:57,366 --> 01:28:59,435
Slightly intimidating
crowd, however.
2078
01:28:59,468 --> 01:29:01,003
Hello, you look nice.
2079
01:29:01,704 --> 01:29:02,538
(LAUGHING)
2080
01:29:03,305 --> 01:29:05,808
Ah, just keep laughing.
Looks fade.
2081
01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:06,742
Keep your eyes open.
2082
01:29:10,112 --> 01:29:11,780
God damn it,
I told you to dress up.
2083
01:29:12,448 --> 01:29:13,682
And take off those gloves.
2084
01:29:13,716 --> 01:29:15,584
You look like
Darth-fucking-Vader.
2085
01:29:15,618 --> 01:29:17,520
Yeah? Well, you look like
an Ewok died on your head.
2086
01:29:17,553 --> 01:29:18,821
I don't even know
what that means.
2087
01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:20,155
You're gonna know
what it means
2088
01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:21,624
when I split you open
like a Tauntaun.
2089
01:29:21,657 --> 01:29:22,725
Whatever.
2090
01:29:22,758 --> 01:29:24,026
Keep an eye out
for this woman.
2091
01:29:24,059 --> 01:29:24,927
She's the one coming
to make the bid.
2092
01:29:26,962 --> 01:29:27,830
He's got a friend.
2093
01:29:28,263 --> 01:29:29,665
Very pretty.
2094
01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,066
I'm glad you know
what pretty is.
2095
01:29:31,099 --> 01:29:32,868
You should remember it next time
you're in a clothing store.
2096
01:29:32,901 --> 01:29:33,802
(SCOFFS)
2097
01:29:34,903 --> 01:29:36,371
I need you to keep
your eyes open.
2098
01:29:36,405 --> 01:29:37,406
I may need
your help out there.
2099
01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:38,907
To close my eyes
2100
01:29:38,941 --> 01:29:40,342
in the presence
of this beautiful body...
2101
01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:41,644
would be a crime.
2102
01:29:41,677 --> 01:29:43,479
Oh, God.
2103
01:29:43,512 --> 01:29:45,614
Nancy, okay,
you know the woman
2104
01:29:45,648 --> 01:29:47,315
I spotted in Paris,
the bomber?
2105
01:29:47,349 --> 01:29:48,917
She's coming tonight
to make a bid.
2106
01:29:48,951 --> 01:29:50,619
She already works for De Luca
so we know something is up.
2107
01:29:50,653 --> 01:29:51,987
I need you to keep an...
2108
01:29:53,489 --> 01:29:55,591
Son of a bee sting.
2109
01:30:00,596 --> 01:30:01,830
Excuse me, he's mine.
2110
01:30:01,864 --> 01:30:02,765
Yeah.
2111
01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:05,167
I didn't mean
to hit her that hard.
2112
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:06,435
You're like a balloon animal.
2113
01:30:06,469 --> 01:30:07,470
Here, take those.
2114
01:30:08,303 --> 01:30:10,405
Hi. What are you doing, Ford?
2115
01:30:10,439 --> 01:30:11,774
I'm here to help you, Cooper.
2116
01:30:11,807 --> 01:30:13,909
You may have found Rayna,
but you cannot lose her.
2117
01:30:13,942 --> 01:30:16,144
This isn't fucking playtime anymore!
Yeah?
2118
01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:18,581
It's playtime on your face,
with your stupid mustache!
2119
01:30:18,614 --> 01:30:20,549
Where'd you get that from,
Mr. Potato Head?
2120
01:30:20,583 --> 01:30:22,651
You are gonna
blow my fucking cover.
2121
01:30:22,685 --> 01:30:25,053
Yeah? Sunglasses are not a
cover, they're an accessory.
2122
01:30:25,087 --> 01:30:26,555
Get out of here!
2123
01:30:26,589 --> 01:30:29,091
You're gonna fuck this up without
me around to save your girly ass.
2124
01:30:29,124 --> 01:30:30,926
God, I hate you so much!
2125
01:30:30,959 --> 01:30:33,295
You can't let your desire for
me put you in danger, Cooper.
2126
01:30:33,328 --> 01:30:35,397
Oh, God, you wish, Magnum.
2127
01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:37,332
You dance like
a horny eighth grader.
2128
01:30:37,365 --> 01:30:39,434
Are you erect?
Get off me!
2129
01:30:39,468 --> 01:30:40,936
Blend in,
or get the fuck out!
2130
01:30:40,969 --> 01:30:42,204
You get out of here!
2131
01:30:42,237 --> 01:30:43,071
(GROANING)
2132
01:30:45,107 --> 01:30:46,542
Yeah, who's dominating now?
2133
01:30:47,142 --> 01:30:48,410
(GRUNTS)
2134
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:49,712
Fuck!
2135
01:30:51,714 --> 01:30:53,181
Don't, you son of a bitch.
2136
01:30:54,717 --> 01:30:57,219
You've gotta be kidding!
Get off of me!
2137
01:30:57,252 --> 01:30:59,555
You get off of me! Get your
silky shirt off of me!
2138
01:31:00,222 --> 01:31:01,590
(STRAINING)
2139
01:31:01,624 --> 01:31:02,958
Blend in,
or get the fuck out.
2140
01:31:09,164 --> 01:31:11,366
Thank you
for the beautiful ladies.
2141
01:31:11,399 --> 01:31:12,668
You guys okay?
(CROWD CHEERING)
2142
01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:16,705
Let's welcome Mr. 50 Cent!
2143
01:31:17,339 --> 01:31:19,542
What's up, Budapest?
2144
01:31:19,575 --> 01:31:21,944
I just had some goulash.
The shit was on point!
2145
01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:24,880
* Get the party rockin'
Bottles poppin'
2146
01:31:24,913 --> 01:31:27,583
* Tonight we gonna
turn up till we
2147
01:31:27,616 --> 01:31:29,317
* Twisted
2148
01:31:29,351 --> 01:31:31,854
Oh, shit. She's here.
2149
01:31:32,788 --> 01:31:34,823
We can't let
Rayna see her...
2150
01:31:34,857 --> 01:31:37,192
so you need to take out her
bodyguards and I'll deal with her.
2151
01:31:37,225 --> 01:31:38,594
Ain't nobody orders
me around!
2152
01:31:38,627 --> 01:31:40,629
God, do you have
a better idea?
2153
01:31:40,663 --> 01:31:42,665
Yeah, we release
a gas in the club...
2154
01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:44,700
causing everybody to get
temporary amnesia.
2155
01:31:44,733 --> 01:31:46,334
Get 100 sticks
of dynamite...
2156
01:31:46,368 --> 01:31:48,103
Oh, God! Just go!
Just go!
2157
01:31:49,972 --> 01:31:52,074
Nancy, I need you
to get in here now.
2158
01:31:53,275 --> 01:31:54,543
I'm coming, Susan. I'm here!
2159
01:31:54,577 --> 01:31:56,511
Pardon. Excuse me.
2160
01:31:56,545 --> 01:31:58,046
Okay. I'm here. I'm here.
2161
01:31:58,080 --> 01:31:59,514
* Turn up
2162
01:31:59,548 --> 01:32:02,450
Wow! 50 Cent Piece!
2163
01:32:02,484 --> 01:32:03,819
Thanks for letting me know.
2164
01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:05,754
Do not let Rayna
see that woman.
2165
01:32:05,788 --> 01:32:07,590
Create a diversion, now.
2166
01:32:07,623 --> 01:32:09,725
What kind of diversion?
A big one!
2167
01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,493
* Let's enjoy tonight
Like tonight's our last
2168
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:14,162
* We can focus on the future
And reflect on the past
2169
01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:15,931
* We done came so far
I mean, look where we are *
2170
01:32:15,964 --> 01:32:17,265
50, I love you!
2171
01:32:18,667 --> 01:32:20,135
(CROWD GASPING)
2172
01:32:20,168 --> 01:32:21,203
50, I love you!
2173
01:32:21,236 --> 01:32:22,370
Kiss me!
2174
01:32:22,404 --> 01:32:23,772
Get her!
Take me now!
2175
01:32:28,143 --> 01:32:29,244
Turn around.
2176
01:32:30,512 --> 01:32:31,780
Get off!
I'm coming in!
2177
01:32:32,848 --> 01:32:34,316
Nancy, I got her.
Meet me outside.
2178
01:32:34,349 --> 01:32:35,718
Okay. Right.
2179
01:32:35,751 --> 01:32:36,952
I'm fine now.
Thank you so much.
2180
01:32:36,985 --> 01:32:38,186
Okay.
2181
01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:40,022
I got my wish. That was it.
2182
01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:43,291
I've now got to jump Michael
Buble in Croatia. He wants me.
2183
01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:45,127
All right, Cooper.
I've got this under control.
2184
01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:45,928
You're coming with me.
2185
01:32:51,667 --> 01:32:53,268
Oh, my God, Susan!
2186
01:32:53,301 --> 01:32:54,637
Okay, bigger diversion.
2187
01:32:54,670 --> 01:32:55,938
Huge diversion.
2188
01:33:00,208 --> 01:33:01,610
Bitch!
2189
01:33:06,348 --> 01:33:07,449
I gotta know
who she's working for.
2190
01:33:07,482 --> 01:33:08,784
Get Rayna out of here!
2191
01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:19,227
That's not fair!
2192
01:33:19,261 --> 01:33:20,395
(HORN HONKING)
2193
01:33:20,428 --> 01:33:21,263
Whoa! Whoa!
2194
01:33:25,233 --> 01:33:26,201
God damn it!
2195
01:33:28,236 --> 01:33:29,537
Nancy, where are you?
2196
01:33:29,571 --> 01:33:31,306
Bit indisposed.
2197
01:33:31,339 --> 01:33:33,308
It turns out 50 Cent
doesn't have a great sense
2198
01:33:33,341 --> 01:33:34,777
of humor or irony.
2199
01:33:34,810 --> 01:33:37,312
I need backup!
I lost my gun in the club!
2200
01:33:52,494 --> 01:33:54,096
We're probably
more alike than you think!
2201
01:33:54,963 --> 01:33:55,831
Oh!
2202
01:34:02,671 --> 01:34:03,706
Okay. Okay.
2203
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:06,775
Oh, shit.
2204
01:34:07,242 --> 01:34:08,711
Ow!
2205
01:34:09,778 --> 01:34:11,379
(GROANS) Why'd I get
rid of my gloves?
2206
01:34:27,595 --> 01:34:28,663
(GASPS)
2207
01:34:31,066 --> 01:34:31,967
(LAUGHS)
2208
01:34:35,270 --> 01:34:36,805
Ow! Motherbutler!
2209
01:34:48,616 --> 01:34:49,985
You got a lot of rage
in that jumpsuit.
2210
01:35:09,404 --> 01:35:10,305
You dead serious?
2211
01:35:12,140 --> 01:35:13,675
God!
2212
01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:15,143
Wait! Wait a minute!
2213
01:35:16,745 --> 01:35:19,714
This isn't what you want,
or what I want.
2214
01:35:20,615 --> 01:35:22,550
This is like what
the Man wants.
2215
01:35:22,584 --> 01:35:25,720
Us, you know? Two smart,
pretty brunettes...
2216
01:35:25,754 --> 01:35:27,622
kind of breaking
each other down.
2217
01:35:27,655 --> 01:35:30,292
I mean, you look similar to a
gal I was in college with.
2218
01:35:30,325 --> 01:35:31,526
Things happened.
2219
01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:32,928
I think we all dabble.
2220
01:35:32,961 --> 01:35:35,630
It's mostly just kind of
stuff with hands and--
2221
01:35:35,663 --> 01:35:37,065
God, I can't wait
to kill you.
2222
01:35:46,441 --> 01:35:47,475
(GROANS)
2223
01:36:01,123 --> 01:36:02,357
(SCREAMS)
2224
01:36:03,425 --> 01:36:04,392
Oh...
2225
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:06,361
That's clean through.
2226
01:36:07,830 --> 01:36:08,964
Thanks for your weapon.
2227
01:36:08,997 --> 01:36:10,265
It's been inside you,
2228
01:36:10,298 --> 01:36:11,834
so I don't think
it should go inside me...
2229
01:36:22,811 --> 01:36:24,279
Get up. Get up!
2230
01:36:27,449 --> 01:36:30,052
You are under arrest
by Susan Cooper...
2231
01:36:30,085 --> 01:36:31,419
and the government
of the United States.
2232
01:36:41,696 --> 01:36:43,298
Rayna, how did you do that?
2233
01:36:43,331 --> 01:36:44,232
I didn't.
2234
01:36:44,666 --> 01:36:45,533
He did.
2235
01:36:53,175 --> 01:36:54,042
Hello, Coop.
2236
01:36:57,512 --> 01:36:58,580
Fine?
2237
01:36:58,613 --> 01:36:59,514
Ow...
2238
01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:01,516
FINE: Hey.
2239
01:37:02,484 --> 01:37:03,551
Coop.
2240
01:37:16,498 --> 01:37:17,565
Wake up!
2241
01:37:18,566 --> 01:37:20,668
Did you have a nice nap?
2242
01:37:20,702 --> 01:37:22,504
You were snoring
very loudly.
2243
01:37:22,537 --> 01:37:23,838
That's just really
not the most
2244
01:37:23,872 --> 01:37:25,773
upsetting news right now.
2245
01:37:25,807 --> 01:37:27,943
My father used to
bring people here.
2246
01:37:27,976 --> 01:37:30,545
Did he also make you dress
like a slutty dolphin trainer?
2247
01:37:30,578 --> 01:37:32,247
He'd starve them...
2248
01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:33,681
torture them.
2249
01:37:33,715 --> 01:37:35,150
You name it.
2250
01:37:35,183 --> 01:37:36,618
But he especially
didn't like it
2251
01:37:36,651 --> 01:37:38,020
when people lied to him.
2252
01:37:39,021 --> 01:37:40,588
Not that I bought it.
2253
01:37:40,622 --> 01:37:41,656
You knew?
2254
01:37:41,689 --> 01:37:43,125
Of course I knew.
2255
01:37:43,158 --> 01:37:45,793
I told you, you were better
off in the basement, Coop.
2256
01:37:45,827 --> 01:37:47,195
You could have
avoided all of this.
2257
01:37:47,229 --> 01:37:48,830
And what, Fine?
2258
01:37:48,863 --> 01:37:50,565
Now you're a nuclear
black marketer?
2259
01:37:50,598 --> 01:37:51,633
A terrorist?
2260
01:37:51,666 --> 01:37:53,335
No...
2261
01:37:54,402 --> 01:37:56,071
He's just fucking me.
2262
01:38:03,745 --> 01:38:04,913
You're a loud kisser.
2263
01:38:05,981 --> 01:38:07,950
Excuse me?
You're a loud kisser.
2264
01:38:07,983 --> 01:38:10,185
And it's gross
and unappealing.
2265
01:38:10,218 --> 01:38:11,719
You look like some
old, toothless woman
2266
01:38:11,753 --> 01:38:13,055
sucking the jelly
out of a donut.
2267
01:38:14,522 --> 01:38:15,991
Hey, what's it like
sleeping with the man
2268
01:38:16,024 --> 01:38:17,559
that killed your father?
2269
01:38:17,592 --> 01:38:18,426
Nice try, Coop.
2270
01:38:20,195 --> 01:38:21,964
She already knows
it was Cress.
2271
01:38:22,164 --> 01:38:23,298
Ah.
2272
01:38:23,331 --> 01:38:24,766
Okay.
2273
01:38:24,799 --> 01:38:28,136
You've probably always been in
love with him, haven't you?
2274
01:38:28,170 --> 01:38:30,438
Talking in his ear...
2275
01:38:30,472 --> 01:38:33,241
hoping eventually one day
he'll fall in love with you.
2276
01:38:33,608 --> 01:38:35,043
(CHUCKLES)
2277
01:38:35,077 --> 01:38:37,679
Poor little,
pathetic Susan Coleman.
2278
01:38:37,712 --> 01:38:39,114
That's not my last name,
2279
01:38:39,147 --> 01:38:40,348
so it's really not much
of a burn, is it?
2280
01:38:40,782 --> 01:38:41,816
Cooping.
2281
01:38:41,849 --> 01:38:42,884
No.
2282
01:38:42,917 --> 01:38:44,152
Croupon.
2283
01:38:44,186 --> 01:38:46,154
Are you thinking "Groupon"?
2284
01:38:46,188 --> 01:38:47,722
No, my name's not "Groupon."
2285
01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:49,524
Croupe.
Keep going.
2286
01:38:49,557 --> 01:38:50,959
Kapowski.
2287
01:38:50,993 --> 01:38:52,527
That's getting
further from it!
2288
01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:55,730
Well, whatever the fuck it is,
let's just call you dead.
2289
01:38:55,763 --> 01:38:57,299
Hey, baby?
2290
01:38:57,332 --> 01:38:58,433
I thought we were gonna hang
on to her till tonight.
2291
01:38:58,466 --> 01:39:00,002
I changed my mind.
2292
01:39:03,305 --> 01:39:04,339
Goodbye.
2293
01:39:04,973 --> 01:39:05,974
(CLICKS)
(GASPS)
2294
01:39:06,908 --> 01:39:08,210
(CHUCKLES)
2295
01:39:09,211 --> 01:39:10,678
Like I'd waste
a bullet on you.
2296
01:39:12,747 --> 01:39:13,982
Put her in the room.
2297
01:39:23,191 --> 01:39:24,092
Ah!
2298
01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:33,368
Hey, Aldo.
2299
01:39:34,636 --> 01:39:36,838
Hello, captured lady.
2300
01:39:36,871 --> 01:39:38,206
I failed.
2301
01:39:39,641 --> 01:39:40,675
I failed the mission.
2302
01:39:41,676 --> 01:39:43,678
Fine is alive...
2303
01:39:43,711 --> 01:39:45,513
and he's a traitor.
2304
01:39:45,547 --> 01:39:47,182
Don't be downhearted.
2305
01:39:49,084 --> 01:39:51,453
My mama said to me...
2306
01:39:51,486 --> 01:39:56,558
"Aldo,
life is full of sorrow...
2307
01:39:56,591 --> 01:39:58,060
"and surprises.
2308
01:39:59,094 --> 01:40:04,732
"But, a magnificent
pair of bosoms...
2309
01:40:05,867 --> 01:40:08,070
"will..."
2310
01:40:10,905 --> 01:40:12,207
Good story.
2311
01:40:24,586 --> 01:40:26,121
Susan.
2312
01:40:26,154 --> 01:40:27,655
Get away from me.
No, listen.
2313
01:40:27,689 --> 01:40:29,091
I haven't got much time.
2314
01:40:29,124 --> 01:40:30,325
Why'd you do it, Fine?
2315
01:40:30,892 --> 01:40:33,295
This was my only way in.
2316
01:40:33,328 --> 01:40:36,398
I had to fake my death
to gain Rayna's trust.
2317
01:40:36,431 --> 01:40:38,666
I jammed the signal,
popped out my lens.
2318
01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:40,535
It was easy.
2319
01:40:40,568 --> 01:40:43,338
I hated to do it to you, Coop,
but I had to. I had to.
2320
01:40:43,371 --> 01:40:45,240
Rayna knew
all about our agents...
2321
01:40:45,273 --> 01:40:47,975
because Karen Walker
sold her the names.
2322
01:40:48,009 --> 01:40:49,277
I just couldn't trust anyone
at the agency
2323
01:40:49,311 --> 01:40:51,413
not to give me away,
not even you.
2324
01:40:51,446 --> 01:40:53,081
How do I even know
you're telling me the truth?
2325
01:40:53,115 --> 01:40:55,083
Did Karen Walker
try to kill you?
2326
01:40:55,117 --> 01:40:56,551
You shot her?
2327
01:40:56,584 --> 01:40:58,653
I'm deep undercover.
2328
01:40:58,686 --> 01:41:00,622
But not so deep that
I can't still protect you.
2329
01:41:02,023 --> 01:41:03,091
All right, look me
in the eye.
2330
01:41:03,125 --> 01:41:04,326
What?
2331
01:41:04,359 --> 01:41:05,793
Really look me
in the eye.
2332
01:41:08,630 --> 01:41:10,698
One of your eyes is bigger
than the other.
2333
01:41:10,732 --> 01:41:11,799
Really?
2334
01:41:12,033 --> 01:41:14,068
No.
2335
01:41:14,102 --> 01:41:15,970
You're perfect,
God damn it.
2336
01:41:16,003 --> 01:41:17,439
Asshole.
2337
01:41:17,472 --> 01:41:18,706
(GROANS) SUSAN: God! (GROANS)
2338
01:41:20,108 --> 01:41:21,376
That hurt.
2339
01:41:21,409 --> 01:41:23,611
Good, it was
supposed to.
2340
01:41:23,645 --> 01:41:24,912
Bosom.
2341
01:41:24,946 --> 01:41:26,614
Is he dangerous?
2342
01:41:26,648 --> 01:41:29,016
Only if you have boobs.
2343
01:41:29,050 --> 01:41:31,286
So did Rayna
really know I was a spy?
2344
01:41:31,319 --> 01:41:34,722
No. Not until you blew your
cover back at that kitchen.
2345
01:41:34,756 --> 01:41:37,091
I really thought she was more
experienced than that.
2346
01:41:37,125 --> 01:41:38,726
Thank God she's not, huh?
2347
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:41,496
Because if she was,
you'd be dead now.
2348
01:41:41,529 --> 01:41:42,964
I think they're pretty
good covers...
2349
01:41:42,997 --> 01:41:44,632
I gotta go.
2350
01:41:44,666 --> 01:41:46,768
We're heading to De Luca's
villa to meet with Dudaev.
2351
01:41:46,801 --> 01:41:49,337
Then we're taking him
to wherever the bomb is.
2352
01:41:49,371 --> 01:41:50,438
This thing is almost over.
2353
01:41:52,474 --> 01:41:53,608
Hang tight.
2354
01:41:58,313 --> 01:42:00,315
Hello, bound lady.
2355
01:42:00,782 --> 01:42:02,184
Not now, Aldo.
2356
01:42:02,217 --> 01:42:05,920
I think Mr. Fine
has underestimated you.
2357
01:42:05,953 --> 01:42:08,022
You found your targets,
2358
01:42:08,055 --> 01:42:09,724
you tracked them down,
you fought very hard.
2359
01:42:10,124 --> 01:42:11,359
Susan...
2360
01:42:13,094 --> 01:42:14,229
you are a good agent.
2361
01:42:16,998 --> 01:42:18,866
You'll get them
next time, huh?
2362
01:42:20,635 --> 01:42:22,337
Unless we die here.
2363
01:42:25,207 --> 01:42:27,442
Then you will not.
2364
01:42:27,475 --> 01:42:29,411
You know what,
I'm not going down like this.
2365
01:42:29,444 --> 01:42:30,978
I need you to untie me.
2366
01:42:31,012 --> 01:42:32,214
Bosom. What?
2367
01:42:32,247 --> 01:42:33,848
Stop! God damn it!
2368
01:42:34,816 --> 01:42:35,717
Just untie me.
2369
01:42:36,651 --> 01:42:38,720
No, you heard Mr. Fine.
He's working a plan.
2370
01:42:38,753 --> 01:42:39,854
We have to stay put.
2371
01:42:39,887 --> 01:42:41,689
Untie me. Now.
2372
01:42:45,193 --> 01:42:46,728
That's my ass.
2373
01:42:46,761 --> 01:42:49,931
It is very difficult to see
or gauge my position.
2374
01:42:49,964 --> 01:42:51,333
You're just simply
grabbing my ass.
2375
01:42:51,366 --> 01:42:53,901
Oh. I am, sorry.
2376
01:42:53,935 --> 01:42:55,970
Let's roll
to our side.
2377
01:42:56,003 --> 01:42:57,071
God!
2378
01:42:57,104 --> 01:42:58,840
Oh! Hey!
2379
01:42:58,873 --> 01:43:01,943
The knot is very tight,
but I am making progress.
2380
01:43:01,976 --> 01:43:03,545
Your hand is way up in there.
2381
01:43:03,578 --> 01:43:07,282
My right hand is restrained
from the weight of my body.
2382
01:43:07,315 --> 01:43:08,683
Okay. Let's try this.
2383
01:43:08,716 --> 01:43:09,884
Oh, God.
2384
01:43:09,917 --> 01:43:11,386
(GRUNTING)
2385
01:43:11,419 --> 01:43:15,790
Okay. I will
inchworm my way...
2386
01:43:16,291 --> 01:43:17,759
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
2387
01:43:22,864 --> 01:43:24,266
You're being very loud.
2388
01:43:26,234 --> 01:43:27,535
(GROANING)
2389
01:43:28,603 --> 01:43:29,537
Shh!
2390
01:43:30,171 --> 01:43:31,506
(GROANING)
2391
01:43:33,007 --> 01:43:35,743
Wait. I have idea.
2392
01:43:35,777 --> 01:43:36,544
God. Another one?
2393
01:43:37,512 --> 01:43:39,314
Oh, Jesus.
Don't move.
2394
01:43:39,347 --> 01:43:40,815
Wait, wait, wait!
Stay still.
2395
01:43:40,848 --> 01:43:42,083
No, no, no!
2396
01:43:42,116 --> 01:43:43,451
Yes, yes, yes.
2397
01:43:43,485 --> 01:43:44,986
Oh, God!
Yes.
2398
01:43:45,019 --> 01:43:46,721
Can't be happening.
2399
01:43:46,754 --> 01:43:48,890
Damn it, I was having
such an empowering moment
2400
01:43:48,923 --> 01:43:50,992
before this started.
2401
01:43:51,025 --> 01:43:56,264
My penis may be gently kissing
the back of your head.
2402
01:43:56,298 --> 01:43:57,832
Just untie me
before I crush your nuts.
2403
01:43:57,865 --> 01:43:59,334
Oh, please.
2404
01:43:59,367 --> 01:44:01,869
If only we had time
for such pleasures.
2405
01:44:02,670 --> 01:44:04,539
Go!
2406
01:44:04,572 --> 01:44:06,941
Your face and the knot
are about to enter my colon.
2407
01:44:08,876 --> 01:44:10,312
Stop licking it!
2408
01:44:12,347 --> 01:44:13,581
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2409
01:44:14,416 --> 01:44:15,850
It is done.
2410
01:44:15,883 --> 01:44:17,419
Thank you, Aldo.
2411
01:44:17,452 --> 01:44:19,186
I don't wanna know
why my neck is wet...
2412
01:44:19,220 --> 01:44:21,088
but you did excellent work.
Prego.
2413
01:44:21,122 --> 01:44:23,057
Turn around,
let me untie you,
2414
01:44:23,090 --> 01:44:24,592
and let's get
the fuck out of here.
2415
01:44:49,150 --> 01:44:49,984
(SIZZLING)
2416
01:45:10,304 --> 01:45:12,206
I need you to alert
CIA and Interpol.
2417
01:45:12,239 --> 01:45:14,108
I'm gonna go to De Luca's
and back up Fine.
2418
01:45:14,141 --> 01:45:15,042
You know where
the villa is?
2419
01:45:17,545 --> 01:45:19,847
I know everything.
2420
01:45:19,881 --> 01:45:22,316
One day, lady super spy...
2421
01:45:22,350 --> 01:45:23,851
Susan Cooper...
2422
01:45:24,452 --> 01:45:25,753
I will fuck you.
2423
01:45:53,781 --> 01:45:54,616
(CHUCKLES)
2424
01:46:01,055 --> 01:46:04,325
* The danger is
I'm dangerous
2425
01:46:04,358 --> 01:46:07,328
* And I might just
tear you apart
2426
01:46:07,361 --> 01:46:09,764
I love this new car smell.
2427
01:46:09,797 --> 01:46:11,032
Really nice.
2428
01:46:12,534 --> 01:46:14,335
(SNIFFS) Oh. Mmm.
2429
01:46:14,368 --> 01:46:16,003
* I'm gonna get ya
2430
01:46:16,571 --> 01:46:18,072
* Oh, ah, oh
2431
01:46:19,474 --> 01:46:22,977
* I wanna taste the way
that you bleed
2432
01:46:27,982 --> 01:46:30,985
* I'm gonna catch ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya
2433
01:46:31,519 --> 01:46:32,854
* Oh, ah, oh
2434
01:46:34,355 --> 01:46:37,492
* I wanna taste
the way that you bleed *
2435
01:46:40,428 --> 01:46:41,996
(MEN YELLING)
2436
01:47:03,951 --> 01:47:06,153
Welcome to Lake Balaton.
2437
01:47:06,187 --> 01:47:07,589
I found this staircase
2438
01:47:07,622 --> 01:47:10,625
and made them build
a house around it.
2439
01:47:10,658 --> 01:47:13,160
Our dear Mr. Dudaev
will be arriving shortly.
2440
01:47:14,696 --> 01:47:18,666
You are about to become
a very rich woman, Rayna.
2441
01:47:18,700 --> 01:47:20,668
Which means you'll have to be
a little more careful...
2442
01:47:20,702 --> 01:47:23,104
about the company you keep.
2443
01:47:23,137 --> 01:47:26,508
So many people have such
terrible agendas...
2444
01:47:26,541 --> 01:47:28,976
like perhaps
your friend here.
2445
01:47:29,010 --> 01:47:31,779
I can see his obvious
outer appeal.
2446
01:47:32,647 --> 01:47:34,048
You have terrific eyes.
2447
01:47:34,782 --> 01:47:36,183
Thanks.
2448
01:47:36,217 --> 01:47:38,119
But he also works
for the CIA, doesn't he?
2449
01:47:39,453 --> 01:47:43,290
An odd choice of companion for
someone in your work, Rayna.
2450
01:47:43,324 --> 01:47:46,360
Doesn't exactly inspire
confidence in those around you.
2451
01:47:46,393 --> 01:47:49,497
Fuck you, Sergio. You would never
talk to my father like that.
2452
01:47:49,531 --> 01:47:50,665
I never had to.
2453
01:47:50,698 --> 01:47:52,534
Mr. De Luca, it's true.
2454
01:47:52,567 --> 01:47:55,002
I worked for the CIA,
but they think I'm dead.
2455
01:47:55,036 --> 01:47:57,772
I'm with Rayna now, and I'm
here to help you both.
2456
01:47:58,673 --> 01:48:01,743
You and Karen Walker
are both double agents.
2457
01:48:02,877 --> 01:48:04,912
What's going on
at the CIA?
2458
01:48:04,946 --> 01:48:06,681
Drones taking all
the cool assignments?
2459
01:48:07,081 --> 01:48:07,949
(BOTH LAUGH)
2460
01:48:09,050 --> 01:48:10,484
If we don't get rid
of him right now,
2461
01:48:10,518 --> 01:48:11,753
I'm calling off the deal.
2462
01:48:13,755 --> 01:48:16,123
Don't you fucking dare.
2463
01:48:16,157 --> 01:48:17,625
Yeah, why don't you listen
to that asshole.
2464
01:48:17,659 --> 01:48:19,794
Don't you fucking dare.
2465
01:48:19,827 --> 01:48:22,564
You're a bit
outnumbered here, Miss...
2466
01:48:23,731 --> 01:48:25,032
I'm sorry, what the
fuck is your name?
2467
01:48:25,066 --> 01:48:27,802
Susan Cooper.
I'm with the CIA.
2468
01:48:27,835 --> 01:48:30,605
Jesus. Rayna, did you invite
the entire agency here...
2469
01:48:30,638 --> 01:48:33,340
or are they just having
a company retreat
2470
01:48:33,374 --> 01:48:34,676
at the villa next door?
2471
01:48:34,709 --> 01:48:36,143
God, you're funny, huh?
2472
01:48:36,177 --> 01:48:37,511
It's just me.
2473
01:48:37,545 --> 01:48:38,613
It's gonna be
in your best interest
2474
01:48:38,646 --> 01:48:40,782
to keep Fine and me alive.
2475
01:48:40,815 --> 01:48:43,551
I'm trying, but I'm not quite
following your logic.
2476
01:48:43,585 --> 01:48:45,386
You want me to slow it down
for you? Okay.
2477
01:48:45,419 --> 01:48:47,054
You're about to meet
with Solsa Dudaev...
2478
01:48:47,088 --> 01:48:50,091
a man I've been collecting
intelligence on for years.
2479
01:48:50,124 --> 01:48:51,626
And I'm guessing
that your boys here
2480
01:48:51,659 --> 01:48:52,960
are too busy manscaping...
2481
01:48:52,994 --> 01:48:55,429
to have told you
how he does business.
2482
01:48:55,462 --> 01:48:57,665
Because about half the people
he deals with end up dead.
2483
01:48:57,699 --> 01:48:58,933
I can tell you what
Dudaev's gonna do
2484
01:48:58,966 --> 01:49:01,035
five minutes before he
even thinks about it.
2485
01:49:01,068 --> 01:49:04,305
And I sure as shit know enough to
cover up a Russian flag tattoo...
2486
01:49:04,338 --> 01:49:06,107
since Dudaev's brother was
killed by the Russian military.
2487
01:49:06,140 --> 01:49:07,609
Jesus!
2488
01:49:07,642 --> 01:49:09,877
You own a computer?
You heard of fucking Google?
2489
01:49:09,911 --> 01:49:11,312
I'll tell you another thing.
2490
01:49:11,345 --> 01:49:12,513
You know
your little girlfriend...
2491
01:49:12,546 --> 01:49:14,782
the one from
the Paris bombing?
2492
01:49:14,816 --> 01:49:16,483
She's just using you
to get to Rayna.
2493
01:49:16,517 --> 01:49:18,119
If it hadn't been for me
last night...
2494
01:49:18,152 --> 01:49:19,654
she would've kidnapped her
at the club...
2495
01:49:19,687 --> 01:49:20,622
and then you'd be
standing here
2496
01:49:20,655 --> 01:49:21,823
with your dick
in your hand...
2497
01:49:21,856 --> 01:49:23,224
because you'd never
find that bomb.
2498
01:49:23,257 --> 01:49:25,359
So you need me, De Luca.
2499
01:49:25,392 --> 01:49:27,595
And I'm not gonna help you
unless you keep Fine alive.
2500
01:49:34,035 --> 01:49:35,402
Now, let me
get this straight.
2501
01:49:35,436 --> 01:49:36,971
You work for the CIA...
2502
01:49:37,004 --> 01:49:39,641
yet you're willing to help me
sell a nuclear bomb...
2503
01:49:39,674 --> 01:49:41,175
in order to save
this man's life?
2504
01:49:41,208 --> 01:49:42,476
Why would I believe that?
2505
01:49:42,509 --> 01:49:44,612
Because she's in love
with him.
2506
01:49:46,013 --> 01:49:47,314
Yeah, so what?
2507
01:49:47,348 --> 01:49:49,016
This idiot
doesn't even know it.
2508
01:49:49,050 --> 01:49:51,318
Too dumb to know
I'd do anything for him.
2509
01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:54,922
And fuck the CIA, right?
2510
01:49:54,956 --> 01:49:56,758
What have they ever
done for me?
2511
01:49:56,791 --> 01:49:59,026
Took 10 years of my life,
gave me shitty pay...
2512
01:49:59,060 --> 01:50:01,829
put me in a basement with
a ceiling full of bats...
2513
01:50:01,863 --> 01:50:03,865
that pretty sure gave me pinkeye
or at least an allergy...
2514
01:50:03,898 --> 01:50:05,232
Something got fucked up
in my eye.
2515
01:50:07,034 --> 01:50:08,469
I would've been out
a long time ago
2516
01:50:08,502 --> 01:50:09,704
if it hadn't been for Fine.
2517
01:50:11,973 --> 01:50:15,042
So, yeah, I'll do anything
it takes to keep him alive.
2518
01:50:16,678 --> 01:50:18,612
That's pretty pathetic,
right?
2519
01:50:18,646 --> 01:50:21,015
(SCOFFS) Extremely pathetic.
2520
01:50:21,582 --> 01:50:23,350
God, you're an asshole.
2521
01:50:23,384 --> 01:50:26,020
When this is over, I'm gonna
shave that fucking head.
2522
01:50:26,754 --> 01:50:27,789
All right, Miss Havisham.
2523
01:50:28,856 --> 01:50:30,357
I'll take you up
on your offer.
2524
01:50:30,391 --> 01:50:32,927
But if you try anything,
I mean anything...
2525
01:50:34,195 --> 01:50:35,697
I'll make
your dream come true
2526
01:50:35,730 --> 01:50:37,364
and send you and
your boyfriend to heaven.
2527
01:50:39,333 --> 01:50:40,201
Let's go.
2528
01:50:53,580 --> 01:50:54,782
Mr. Dudaev.
2529
01:50:55,382 --> 01:50:56,984
Welcome to Hungary.
2530
01:50:57,018 --> 01:50:59,687
Like Chechnya,
only easier to pronounce.
2531
01:51:00,554 --> 01:51:02,356
Enough with the bullshit.
2532
01:51:03,424 --> 01:51:05,459
Where is the package?
2533
01:51:05,492 --> 01:51:08,696
Once my client
sees the payment...
2534
01:51:08,730 --> 01:51:11,465
she'll take us all to its
very secure hiding spot.
2535
01:51:11,498 --> 01:51:13,667
Wherever that may be.
2536
01:51:22,143 --> 01:51:23,177
I got it, handsome.
2537
01:51:25,146 --> 01:51:26,647
100,000,000 Euros
2538
01:51:26,680 --> 01:51:27,782
doesn't buy
what it used to, does it?
2539
01:51:31,853 --> 01:51:33,054
Nice ice, Solsa.
2540
01:51:35,122 --> 01:51:36,157
Right.
2541
01:51:37,524 --> 01:51:38,826
He's all yours.
2542
01:51:38,860 --> 01:51:41,095
Gentlemen,
if you would follow me.
2543
01:52:08,155 --> 01:52:09,390
Here it is.
2544
01:52:09,423 --> 01:52:10,724
What is this bullshit?
2545
01:52:10,758 --> 01:52:12,659
Bullshit?
2546
01:52:12,693 --> 01:52:14,461
Solsa, I'll have you know...
2547
01:52:14,495 --> 01:52:15,729
It's the nuke.
2548
01:52:17,331 --> 01:52:18,732
Clever girl.
2549
01:52:25,406 --> 01:52:26,373
A lead-lined compartment.
2550
01:52:27,274 --> 01:52:28,542
RAYNA: Correct.
2551
01:52:28,575 --> 01:52:31,345
The lead lining is thick as to
mask any radiation detection.
2552
01:52:31,378 --> 01:52:33,714
My father was extremely
good at his job.
2553
01:52:33,747 --> 01:52:35,549
DE LUCA: Unbelievable!
2554
01:52:35,582 --> 01:52:36,818
You could have warned me,
Rayna.
2555
01:52:36,851 --> 01:52:38,019
I've been throwing
my gym clothes
2556
01:52:38,052 --> 01:52:39,086
on top of that thing
for a week.
2557
01:52:55,803 --> 01:52:57,238
It is beautiful.
2558
01:52:58,472 --> 01:52:59,506
Yes, it is.
2559
01:53:04,846 --> 01:53:05,913
What the fuck
are you doing?
2560
01:53:06,780 --> 01:53:07,849
Conducting business.
2561
01:53:13,988 --> 01:53:14,889
Uh-uh.
2562
01:53:16,790 --> 01:53:17,491
Put it in the helicopter.
2563
01:53:18,826 --> 01:53:19,460
And don't forget
my diamonds.
2564
01:53:23,597 --> 01:53:25,099
What the fuck is going on?
2565
01:53:25,132 --> 01:53:26,834
De Luca played you, Rayna.
2566
01:53:26,868 --> 01:53:28,369
And you led him right to it.
2567
01:53:28,402 --> 01:53:30,804
You didn't expect me
to let him have it, did you?
2568
01:53:30,838 --> 01:53:33,307
I mean, it's like giving a
Stradivarius to a hillbilly.
2569
01:53:33,340 --> 01:53:35,009
I have a buyer
who's willing to pay me
2570
01:53:35,042 --> 01:53:37,611
500,000,000 Euros for it.
2571
01:53:37,644 --> 01:53:39,046
And Dudaev would've
never been able
2572
01:53:39,080 --> 01:53:41,548
to get that bomb
onto American soil.
2573
01:53:41,582 --> 01:53:43,517
My buyer will have it in the
middle of New York City...
2574
01:53:43,550 --> 01:53:45,286
and use it next week.
2575
01:53:46,487 --> 01:53:47,989
So, you know,
2576
01:53:48,022 --> 01:53:49,256
if you haven't seen
Phantom yet...
2577
01:53:49,290 --> 01:53:51,425
So, what?
2578
01:53:51,458 --> 01:53:53,027
Does this mean you're gonna
kill me too, Sergio?
2579
01:53:53,727 --> 01:53:54,996
I'm afraid so.
2580
01:53:55,897 --> 01:53:57,331
Sorry, Rayna.
2581
01:53:57,364 --> 01:53:58,699
It's just cleaner that way.
You understand.
2582
01:53:58,732 --> 01:53:59,901
Explain it to me, De Luca!
2583
01:54:02,403 --> 01:54:03,304
(GRUNTS)
2584
01:54:07,741 --> 01:54:09,877
(SIGHS)
God. He means well.
2585
01:54:09,911 --> 01:54:11,212
This day just keeps getting
better and better.
2586
01:54:13,247 --> 01:54:14,916
Thanks for the
performance, folks.
2587
01:54:14,949 --> 01:54:16,450
But sorry, Rayna,
show's over.
2588
01:54:23,390 --> 01:54:24,225
Go! Go!
2589
01:54:33,667 --> 01:54:34,501
(GRUNTS)
2590
01:54:43,244 --> 01:54:44,778
Holy shit.
2591
01:54:44,811 --> 01:54:46,180
Where's De Luca?
Susan!
2592
01:54:47,814 --> 01:54:48,815
Get down!
2593
01:54:48,849 --> 01:54:50,151
(GROANS)
2594
01:54:50,184 --> 01:54:51,252
No!
2595
01:54:51,285 --> 01:54:52,653
Whoa! Ah!
2596
01:54:55,389 --> 01:54:56,490
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2597
01:54:58,359 --> 01:55:00,127
I should have killed you
when I had the chance.
2598
01:55:00,161 --> 01:55:01,662
Rayna!
What?
2599
01:55:01,695 --> 01:55:02,496
Under the car!
2600
01:55:03,830 --> 01:55:04,665
Push it over!
2601
01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:08,169
Seriously?
2602
01:55:08,202 --> 01:55:10,537
God, use those fucking
bird arms and push it!
2603
01:55:16,210 --> 01:55:17,111
(CLICKS)
2604
01:55:18,279 --> 01:55:19,246
(LAUGHING)
2605
01:55:19,613 --> 01:55:20,514
Oh!
2606
01:55:21,548 --> 01:55:22,483
What happened?
2607
01:55:23,384 --> 01:55:24,551
Did I get him?
2608
01:55:24,585 --> 01:55:26,553
De Luca's got the bomb
on the helicopter. Get up!
2609
01:55:26,587 --> 01:55:27,921
Oh, fuck me!
2610
01:55:27,955 --> 01:55:29,156
I got this.
2611
01:55:36,530 --> 01:55:37,798
No!
2612
01:55:37,831 --> 01:55:39,533
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
2613
01:55:39,566 --> 01:55:40,534
Hurry up!
2614
01:55:40,567 --> 01:55:41,435
Come on!
2615
01:55:46,440 --> 01:55:47,541
Kill her!
2616
01:55:48,942 --> 01:55:50,211
I've got this.
I've done this before!
2617
01:55:50,244 --> 01:55:51,145
Ah!
2618
01:55:54,448 --> 01:55:56,083
(GUN CLICKS)
2619
01:55:56,117 --> 01:55:57,184
Cooper, you're gonna
fuck this up!
2620
01:55:57,751 --> 01:55:58,719
Shut up and help!
2621
01:56:04,191 --> 01:56:06,060
Are you kidding me?
2622
01:56:10,864 --> 01:56:12,099
Ford, what the hell
are you doing?
2623
01:56:12,133 --> 01:56:13,500
I'm gonna crawl up you...
2624
01:56:13,534 --> 01:56:14,601
and take out De Luca.
2625
01:56:15,902 --> 01:56:17,171
Get your hands off my boobs!
2626
01:56:17,204 --> 01:56:18,539
I'm saving you!
2627
01:56:18,572 --> 01:56:20,707
Oh, my God.
Those do not belong on those!
2628
01:56:20,741 --> 01:56:21,875
I can't get a good grip.
2629
01:56:21,908 --> 01:56:23,944
Your pants are too slippery!
2630
01:56:23,977 --> 01:56:25,779
You should have worn
coarser pants.
2631
01:56:25,812 --> 01:56:28,282
Well, I'm tired of wearing
my fucking sandpaper pants.
2632
01:56:28,315 --> 01:56:30,451
Clench your ass!
Clench your fucking ass!
2633
01:56:31,652 --> 01:56:32,886
Oh! Get out of there!
2634
01:56:32,919 --> 01:56:34,455
Help me out!
2635
01:56:34,488 --> 01:56:35,889
You motherfucker!
2636
01:56:35,922 --> 01:56:37,291
I'm gonna report you to HR.
2637
01:56:37,658 --> 01:56:38,825
(YELLS)
2638
01:56:38,859 --> 01:56:40,161
Hang on tight!
2639
01:56:40,194 --> 01:56:41,995
I'm gonna swing like
I'm on a trapeze,
2640
01:56:42,029 --> 01:56:43,597
and leap my way up
to the cockpit...
2641
01:56:44,931 --> 01:56:45,732
(SCREAMING)
2642
01:56:47,468 --> 01:56:50,504
I told you you was gonna
fuck this up, Cooper!
2643
01:56:55,042 --> 01:56:56,543
SUSAN: Holy smokes!
2644
01:56:57,144 --> 01:56:58,579
Ooh, that's high!
2645
01:56:59,146 --> 01:57:00,181
(SCREAMS)
2646
01:57:05,452 --> 01:57:06,620
God damn it!
2647
01:57:08,122 --> 01:57:10,157
Fucking new suit.
2648
01:57:10,191 --> 01:57:12,025
This shit ends now!
2649
01:57:14,395 --> 01:57:15,529
Freeze!
2650
01:57:15,562 --> 01:57:16,763
Oh, my God!
2651
01:57:16,797 --> 01:57:18,599
I am not in the fucking mood
for your bullshit!
2652
01:57:18,632 --> 01:57:19,633
Yeah? Then you'll love this!
2653
01:57:20,767 --> 01:57:22,069
(SCREAMS)
2654
01:57:22,103 --> 01:57:25,539
I am not in the mood
for your bullshit!
2655
01:57:25,572 --> 01:57:26,573
Back up!
2656
01:57:27,108 --> 01:57:28,542
Sorry, spy.
2657
01:57:28,575 --> 01:57:29,576
Playtime's over.
2658
01:57:29,610 --> 01:57:30,744
Yeah, it is.
2659
01:57:30,777 --> 01:57:31,745
Say goodbye to your toys!
2660
01:57:31,778 --> 01:57:32,946
What are you doing?
2661
01:57:32,979 --> 01:57:34,014
Don't you dare!
Oh, my God!
2662
01:57:34,047 --> 01:57:35,116
Don't!
2663
01:57:36,983 --> 01:57:38,419
No!
2664
01:57:38,452 --> 01:57:39,520
Oh, my God!
2665
01:57:48,495 --> 01:57:49,430
(GROANS)
2666
01:57:53,800 --> 01:57:55,169
Die!
2667
01:57:55,202 --> 01:57:56,237
(GUNSHOT)
Ah!
2668
01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:01,242
(WHOOPING)
2669
01:58:01,275 --> 01:58:03,344
I just shot a man!
2670
01:58:03,377 --> 01:58:05,812
Is it wrong
it felt so right?
2671
01:58:05,846 --> 01:58:07,281
It's so me!
2672
01:58:09,750 --> 01:58:11,385
Hey! Heroic lady!
2673
01:58:12,119 --> 01:58:13,387
In my country,
2674
01:58:13,420 --> 01:58:16,089
there is a saying
about women like you...
2675
01:58:16,123 --> 01:58:17,891
"Hot as fuck!"
2676
01:58:17,924 --> 01:58:20,194
Oh, God. Not now, Aldo.
2677
01:58:20,227 --> 01:58:21,495
Go, Susan!
2678
01:58:21,762 --> 01:58:23,096
Oh.
2679
01:58:23,130 --> 01:58:24,531
That was not part
of my plan.
2680
01:58:26,032 --> 01:58:27,801
(GRUNTS)
2681
01:58:27,834 --> 01:58:30,837
Just like a woman
to wear jewelry into battle.
2682
01:58:30,871 --> 01:58:32,239
Although,
this is the ugliest
2683
01:58:32,273 --> 01:58:33,474
fucking necklace
I've ever seen!
2684
01:58:33,507 --> 01:58:34,641
Yes, it is.
2685
01:58:34,675 --> 01:58:35,509
And it's all yours...
2686
01:58:36,243 --> 01:58:37,578
with an adjustable toggle!
2687
01:58:38,011 --> 01:58:40,181
(SCREAMING)
2688
01:58:49,756 --> 01:58:50,957
(ALARMS BEEPING)
2689
01:58:50,991 --> 01:58:52,659
Here we go. No problem.
2690
01:58:53,093 --> 01:58:55,128
Come on!
2691
01:58:55,162 --> 01:58:57,063
Okay!
All right, I got it.
2692
01:58:57,097 --> 01:58:58,332
I got it.
2693
01:59:05,406 --> 01:59:07,040
Nice copter!
Where'd you get it?
2694
01:59:07,073 --> 01:59:09,410
It's 50 Cent's!
2695
01:59:09,443 --> 01:59:11,945
I had to deputize him
to let us use it!
2696
01:59:11,978 --> 01:59:14,147
He is so afraid of me!
2697
01:59:14,181 --> 01:59:16,183
I'm a motherfucking spy!
2698
01:59:16,217 --> 01:59:17,751
Let's go shoot
somebody else!
2699
01:59:17,784 --> 01:59:21,222
Simmer down, 50 Cent,
or I'll mount you again.
2700
01:59:21,255 --> 01:59:23,056
This day is just getting
better and better!
2701
01:59:23,089 --> 01:59:24,591
He wants me!
2702
01:59:25,959 --> 01:59:28,094
I think we should land.
2703
01:59:28,128 --> 01:59:30,197
I dropped a nuke
in the water.
2704
01:59:31,198 --> 01:59:32,299
(EXHALES)
2705
01:59:44,010 --> 01:59:46,213
Good job, guys.
Sorry about the lake.
2706
01:59:46,247 --> 01:59:47,348
All right, motherfucker,
don't push.
2707
01:59:47,381 --> 01:59:48,949
You're gonna
get your pictures.
2708
01:59:48,982 --> 01:59:50,317
There's enough 50
to go around.
2709
01:59:50,351 --> 01:59:51,518
You know I just helped
kill a terrorist, right?
2710
01:59:51,552 --> 01:59:52,953
You ever see Kanye
do some shit like that?
2711
01:59:52,986 --> 01:59:54,355
He never, never!
2712
01:59:58,459 --> 02:00:00,394
Isn't this wonderful?
2713
02:00:00,427 --> 02:00:02,863
I was hoping to spend
the rest of my life in jail.
2714
02:00:02,896 --> 02:00:04,731
Give me some quality time
to deal with the fact...
2715
02:00:04,765 --> 02:00:06,633
that I was sleeping with
the man who killed my father.
2716
02:00:07,301 --> 02:00:08,635
Anyway. Call my lawyer.
2717
02:00:08,669 --> 02:00:09,970
Get the Goyard tote
from the hotel.
2718
02:00:10,003 --> 02:00:11,238
I need everything on time...
2719
02:00:11,272 --> 02:00:13,039
Do you think
I still work for you?
2720
02:00:13,073 --> 02:00:15,809
Whatever. Fuck you.
2721
02:00:15,842 --> 02:00:18,412
I knew you really liked me.
2722
02:00:19,580 --> 02:00:20,547
Hey!
2723
02:00:22,749 --> 02:00:24,585
Fuck you too.
2724
02:00:29,523 --> 02:00:30,991
Don't touch
my fucking hair!
2725
02:00:33,327 --> 02:00:34,561
What are you looking at?
2726
02:00:39,199 --> 02:00:40,667
Oh, God, Aldo, don't...
2727
02:00:40,701 --> 02:00:43,704
I am too tired
to fend off your groping.
2728
02:00:43,737 --> 02:00:44,938
(WITH BRITISH ACCENT)
Please.
2729
02:00:44,971 --> 02:00:47,240
I understand completely.
2730
02:00:47,274 --> 02:00:50,076
Look, my real name
is Albert...
2731
02:00:50,110 --> 02:00:51,412
MI6.
2732
02:00:51,445 --> 02:00:54,281
Look, I'm sorry if
my disguise was a bit much.
2733
02:00:54,315 --> 02:00:56,216
I just like to really
get into character.
2734
02:00:56,249 --> 02:00:58,151
Although I fear
I may have become
2735
02:00:58,184 --> 02:01:00,020
overexcited
at certain points.
2736
02:01:00,053 --> 02:01:01,254
Little bit.
2737
02:01:01,288 --> 02:01:02,723
By way of apology...
2738
02:01:02,756 --> 02:01:05,626
should your work ever
bring you to London...
2739
02:01:05,659 --> 02:01:08,228
I would love
to take you for dinner.
2740
02:01:08,261 --> 02:01:10,897
Okay. Yeah,
I think that would be nice.
2741
02:01:10,931 --> 02:01:12,333
Wonderful.
2742
02:01:16,670 --> 02:01:18,071
God!
2743
02:01:18,104 --> 02:01:20,974
(WITH ITALIAN ACCENT) How you
like my English accent, huh?
2744
02:01:21,007 --> 02:01:24,345
I learn it from
the Downton Abbey.
2745
02:01:24,378 --> 02:01:25,379
(WITH BRITISH ACCENT)
No, I'm only joking.
2746
02:01:26,279 --> 02:01:27,614
Or am I?
2747
02:01:27,648 --> 02:01:28,749
Oh, my God.
2748
02:01:29,816 --> 02:01:30,717
FINE: Coop.
2749
02:01:31,151 --> 02:01:32,118
Great work.
2750
02:01:32,152 --> 02:01:33,820
What a job.
2751
02:01:33,854 --> 02:01:35,556
Super Cooper.
Really amazing.
2752
02:01:35,589 --> 02:01:37,190
Thanks.
ELAINE: Yes, it was.
2753
02:01:37,223 --> 02:01:38,291
You really came through.
2754
02:01:38,325 --> 02:01:39,626
Thank you, ma'am.
2755
02:01:39,660 --> 02:01:41,027
I'd like to keep you
out in the field for now.
2756
02:01:41,227 --> 02:01:42,729
Wow.
2757
02:01:42,763 --> 02:01:44,798
We need you to fly
to Prague tomorrow...
2758
02:01:44,831 --> 02:01:47,067
to infiltrate an international
drug-smuggling ring.
2759
02:01:47,100 --> 02:01:48,369
Here's your new identity.
2760
02:01:50,971 --> 02:01:51,805
You in, Cooper?
2761
02:01:53,139 --> 02:01:55,809
Agent Susan Cooper
reporting for duty, ma'am.
2762
02:01:55,842 --> 02:01:58,011
Nobody says or does that, but great.
I won't do that.
2763
02:01:58,044 --> 02:01:58,912
Okay.
2764
02:01:59,380 --> 02:02:00,781
Thank you.
2765
02:02:00,814 --> 02:02:03,116
Francis Mays is an
unemployed telemarketer
2766
02:02:03,149 --> 02:02:04,351
living off her
disability checks.
2767
02:02:04,385 --> 02:02:06,553
Oh, sweet Jesus!
2768
02:02:06,587 --> 02:02:09,155
And who wears reading glasses
in their passport photo?
2769
02:02:09,189 --> 02:02:11,291
She's only kidding.
She got ya!
2770
02:02:11,324 --> 02:02:13,193
(ALL LAUGHING)
2771
02:02:13,226 --> 02:02:14,695
Oh, my God!
That was a good one!
2772
02:02:17,230 --> 02:02:19,099
Yeah, actually, I'm not. I
don't have a sense of humor.
2773
02:02:19,132 --> 02:02:20,166
No, you don't.
2774
02:02:20,200 --> 02:02:21,835
We'll talk soon.
2775
02:02:21,868 --> 02:02:24,371
Glad the pinkeye
is under control.
2776
02:02:24,405 --> 02:02:25,806
That was actually
an allergy...
2777
02:02:25,839 --> 02:02:26,940
Okay. Got it.
2778
02:02:27,541 --> 02:02:28,909
So, you're a spy now, Coop.
2779
02:02:28,942 --> 02:02:29,910
Yeah.
2780
02:02:30,444 --> 02:02:31,311
Congratulations.
2781
02:02:31,344 --> 02:02:33,213
Thanks.
2782
02:02:33,246 --> 02:02:34,214
I don't think
I'll ever find anyone
2783
02:02:34,247 --> 02:02:34,948
as good as you
in the basement.
2784
02:02:37,551 --> 02:02:38,885
I think you will.
2785
02:02:38,919 --> 02:02:40,554
There's a lot of good people
down there.
2786
02:02:42,723 --> 02:02:43,957
So, hey...
2787
02:02:43,990 --> 02:02:47,528
I know a great little
restaurant right near here.
2788
02:02:47,561 --> 02:02:51,932
Maybe you and I could go
for a nice, long dinner?
2789
02:02:58,805 --> 02:02:59,973
You know what,
2790
02:03:00,006 --> 02:03:02,443
I'm just kind of feeling
like a girls' night.
2791
02:03:03,309 --> 02:03:04,945
You understand, right?
2792
02:03:04,978 --> 02:03:06,913
Yeah, sure.
2793
02:03:06,947 --> 02:03:08,849
I'll catch you later.
You go have a great time.
2794
02:03:08,882 --> 02:03:09,816
Thank you.
2795
02:03:11,552 --> 02:03:13,420
You're a lot furrier
than I thought you'd be.
2796
02:03:14,054 --> 02:03:15,656
Yeah.
Yeah.
2797
02:03:15,689 --> 02:03:16,990
Smell you later, pal.
(CHUCKLES)
2798
02:03:19,793 --> 02:03:21,962
Hey, Coop.
2799
02:03:21,995 --> 02:03:24,965
All those things you said
about me to De Luca...
2800
02:03:26,833 --> 02:03:27,801
Did you mean that?
2801
02:03:29,002 --> 02:03:30,003
God, I admire you.
2802
02:03:33,507 --> 02:03:34,941
Glad you're still
alive, Beverly,
2803
02:03:34,975 --> 02:03:36,376
you silly fucking
girly wanker!
2804
02:03:36,409 --> 02:03:37,511
God!
2805
02:03:38,078 --> 02:03:39,145
Nice work, Cooper.
2806
02:03:40,280 --> 02:03:42,449
Wow. Is that a compliment?
2807
02:03:42,483 --> 02:03:43,984
That's not easy
for you to do.
2808
02:03:44,017 --> 02:03:45,786
Fuck it. Look, you
did a good job.
2809
02:03:45,819 --> 02:03:47,654
Probably just beginner's
luck, though.
2810
02:03:47,688 --> 02:03:50,023
There we go.
Where did you get a suit?
2811
02:03:50,056 --> 02:03:51,758
I fucking made it,
didn't I?
2812
02:03:51,792 --> 02:03:53,126
It's nice.
2813
02:03:53,159 --> 02:03:54,895
You still out
of the CIA?
2814
02:03:54,928 --> 02:03:56,997
Probably not.
They need me.
2815
02:03:57,030 --> 02:03:59,032
I think I need to spend some
time on my own first, though.
2816
02:03:59,065 --> 02:04:00,066
Clear my head.
2817
02:04:01,367 --> 02:04:03,670
I'm gonna take this
down the coast.
2818
02:04:03,704 --> 02:04:06,006
Maybe spend some time in Italy.
Drive it to Greece.
2819
02:04:07,574 --> 02:04:09,943
Sometimes a man
needs to go to sea.
2820
02:04:10,544 --> 02:04:11,812
SUSAN: Sounds good, Ford.
2821
02:04:11,845 --> 02:04:12,879
Good for you.
2822
02:04:13,814 --> 02:04:14,781
Take care.
2823
02:04:15,348 --> 02:04:16,182
NANCY: Bye.
2824
02:04:19,052 --> 02:04:20,687
FORD: Arrivederci.
2825
02:04:23,323 --> 02:04:24,491
Do you think
he knows that's a lake?
2826
02:04:24,525 --> 02:04:26,627
No, I don't.
2827
02:04:31,698 --> 02:04:33,634
Let's go.
Okay.
2828
02:04:33,667 --> 02:04:35,836
You can't let anybody see
how sore I am.
2829
02:04:35,869 --> 02:04:36,970
I got you.
Okay.
2830
02:04:37,003 --> 02:04:38,271
Come here.
2831
02:04:38,304 --> 02:04:40,406
My glutes
are really seizing up.
2832
02:04:40,440 --> 02:04:42,108
If you're sore,
I'll tell you what.
2833
02:04:42,142 --> 02:04:44,044
Take a hot bath and then
we're gonna celebrate.
2834
02:04:44,077 --> 02:04:46,212
I hope you like champagne
and beef jerky.
2835
02:04:46,246 --> 02:04:47,480
Well... Oh. That's a...
2836
02:04:47,514 --> 02:04:48,682
You have to!
2837
02:04:48,715 --> 02:04:50,416
Because I stole
a case of it...
2838
02:04:50,450 --> 02:04:51,652
I don't know
if I like them together.
2839
02:04:51,685 --> 02:04:53,787
...out of 50 Cent's
helicopter!
2840
02:04:54,420 --> 02:04:56,022
Slower, slower.
2841
02:04:56,056 --> 02:04:58,224
FORD: Cooper,
is this a fucking lake?
2842
02:04:59,926 --> 02:05:02,128
How the fuck
do I get to Italy?
2843
02:05:05,566 --> 02:05:06,967
(SNORING)
2844
02:05:10,170 --> 02:05:11,838
Ow.
2845
02:05:11,872 --> 02:05:12,839
MAN: Bosoms.
2846
02:05:18,912 --> 02:05:20,480
(SCREAMING)
2847
02:05:20,513 --> 02:05:22,248
Ah, stop screaming.
You loved it.
2848
02:05:24,851 --> 02:05:26,252
Ugh. God.
2849
02:05:26,286 --> 02:05:27,988
* Yeah, listen here!
2850
02:05:34,728 --> 02:05:39,499
* I'm your little heartbreaker
Your little earth shaker
2851
02:05:39,532 --> 02:05:41,935
* Don't shake
your finger at me
2852
02:05:41,968 --> 02:05:43,670
* No, no
2853
02:05:43,704 --> 02:05:47,708
* I ain't misbehaving
I don't need your saving
2854
02:05:47,741 --> 02:05:50,543
* A little space
is something I need
2855
02:05:52,012 --> 02:05:56,249
* I'm not that little darling
I don't beg your pardon
2856
02:05:56,282 --> 02:06:01,054
* I'm trouble with a
capital "T" Yeah, yeah
2857
02:06:01,087 --> 02:06:05,158
* I'm no angel
There's no stopping me
2858
02:06:06,326 --> 02:06:12,332
* Here I come, here I come
here I come...
2859
02:06:12,365 --> 02:06:17,203
* Well I'm your bad seed
rising Ain't no use denying
2860
02:06:17,237 --> 02:06:21,975
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2861
02:06:22,008 --> 02:06:25,746
* Bad seed rising
ain't no use in crying
2862
02:06:25,779 --> 02:06:30,550
* I still wear a halo, my Lord
2863
02:06:30,583 --> 02:06:35,188
* No use denying, this girl
ain't a good girl no more
2864
02:06:36,256 --> 02:06:39,192
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2865
02:06:41,895 --> 02:06:43,496
* Now listen here
2866
02:06:43,529 --> 02:06:47,901
* Bless my heart, bless my
soul Like my mama told me so
2867
02:06:47,934 --> 02:06:52,338
* Never lie, keep it gold
Always take care of my own
2868
02:06:52,372 --> 02:06:56,176
* 'Cause they're always looking
They're looking out for me
2869
02:06:57,711 --> 02:07:03,650
* Here I come, here I come
here I come...
2870
02:07:03,684 --> 02:07:08,621
* Well I'm your bad seed
rising Ain't no use denying
2871
02:07:08,655 --> 02:07:13,159
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2872
02:07:13,193 --> 02:07:16,863
* Bad seed rising
ain't no use in crying
2873
02:07:16,897 --> 02:07:21,935
* I still wear a halo,
my Lord
2874
02:07:21,968 --> 02:07:26,006
* No use denying, this girl
ain't a good girl no more
2875
02:07:27,674 --> 02:07:30,410
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2876
02:08:21,862 --> 02:08:27,167
* Here I come, here I come
here I come...
2877
02:08:27,868 --> 02:08:30,370
* Here I come
2878
02:08:30,403 --> 02:08:36,476
* Here I come, here I come
here I come...
2879
02:08:36,509 --> 02:08:39,045
* Here I come
2880
02:08:39,079 --> 02:08:44,617
* Here I come, here I come
here I come...
2881
02:08:44,650 --> 02:08:47,253
* Here I come
2882
02:08:47,287 --> 02:08:50,924
* I'm your bad seed rising
ain't no use denying
2883
02:08:50,957 --> 02:08:55,728
* This girl
ain't a good girl no more
2884
02:08:55,762 --> 02:08:59,365
* Bad seed rising
Ain't no use in lying
2885
02:08:59,399 --> 02:09:04,137
* This girl
ain't a good girl no more
2886
02:09:04,170 --> 02:09:07,941
* Bad seed rising
Ain't no use in crying
2887
02:09:07,974 --> 02:09:12,578
* I still wear a halo
my Lord
2888
02:09:12,612 --> 02:09:14,314
* Ain't no use denying
2889
02:09:14,347 --> 02:09:18,618
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2890
02:09:18,651 --> 02:09:21,955
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2891
02:09:24,624 --> 02:09:26,092
* Now listen here
2892
02:09:27,060 --> 02:09:29,729
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2893
02:09:29,762 --> 02:09:31,264
* Ain't no use denying
2894
02:09:31,297 --> 02:09:35,635
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2895
02:09:35,668 --> 02:09:38,771
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2896
02:09:39,973 --> 02:09:43,243
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2897
02:09:44,210 --> 02:09:47,380
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more
2898
02:09:48,381 --> 02:09:51,484
* This girl ain't a good girl
no more *
2899
02:09:52,552 --> 02:09:53,820
Finished?
2900
02:09:54,220 --> 02:09:55,355
Yeah.
2901
02:09:55,388 --> 02:09:56,422
Round two?
2902
02:09:57,423 --> 02:09:58,558
All right.
2903
02:10:00,226 --> 02:10:02,662
Don't do that thing
with your thumb again.
2904
02:10:02,695 --> 02:10:04,497
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2905
02:10:07,367 --> 02:10:09,435
I can't believe I said it!
I hate myself for saying it!
2906
02:10:09,469 --> 02:10:10,570
She said it!
2907
02:10:10,603 --> 02:10:13,306
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