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Previously, on Family Law...
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Hey! Probably not a good idea
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to bring your latest fling
this close to the courthouse.
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This is Sabrina Bass...
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soon-to-be ex-wife
of Connery Bass.
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I have to try to make
things work with Quinn.
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- You have to?
- I want to.
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You want to be a father.
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I can't be the reason you're not.
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Ms. Steele was the only client
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that Mr. Svensson has dated?
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These complaints were
launched earlier today...
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and they demonstrate a
troubling pattern of behaviour.
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I've been suspended from practicing law.
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I have some news to share.
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In time...
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you will hear about this
from other sources, so...
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- best to hear it from me first.
- What's going on?
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You haven't heard? Harry's
third-quarter life crisis.
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The Law Society has
suspended me for one month,
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effective today.
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Suspended? But why?
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Because I am the victim of a witch hunt.
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All you need to know is this hiccup
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won't affect the firm,
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or your employment.
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I promise... we'll be as strong as ever.
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And during Harry's absence,
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I will ensure everything
continues to run smoothly.
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I won't be absent, Daniel.
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I'll still be coming
into the office... every day.
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It'll be business as usual.
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If anyone here has any
questions about anything,
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including your cases,
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my door is always open.
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Unofficially, of course.
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Thank you.
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Wait... so who's in charge?
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Dad. What happened?
Why were you suspended?
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Crystal Steele
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has filed an entirely
fictitious complaint against me.
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Wow. If only there had been
signs that she was a terrible person.
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You're not allowed to come to work!
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That's a recommendation,
Danny. Not a requirement.
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Doesn't matter!
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Being here gives
outsiders the perception
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- you're practicing law.
- I have so many questions.
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Dr. Svensson, your 9:00 is waiting.
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And Mr. Svensson,
Zander Davenport is here.
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Hey, is he the guy from
those cheesy detective movies?
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The Peach Pie Mysteries!
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Eleanor and I love that franchise.
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It's like a warm hug...
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minus the murders!
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What should I tell him?
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Put him in the boardroom, Winston.
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I will be there shortly.
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Okay.
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Tell me what I need to know.
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Zander and his ex were in
a common-law relationship.
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I helped him draw up
the separation agreement.
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Zander is extremely private
about his personal life.
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Is he? The tabloids show him pawing
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a different Bratz doll every week.
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- An actor? Great. Abby can take him.
- What? No, no, no, no.
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- No. Pepe Le Pew is all yours.
- I want both of you on this.
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Surely, you don't need both of us.
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It's for the benefit of my client.
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Two of you equals one of me.
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Well, almost.
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- Zander! Good to see you.
- Harry!
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Ha! Last time I saw you was
at a Lions' game, I think, huh?
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Oh. Zander, this is Daniel and Abigail.
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What is this, a law firm or
an agency for supermodels?
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Thought I'd bring these in myself.
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Did you put on fresh lipstick?
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Mr. Davenport, wonderful to meet you.
I'm a huge admirer of your work.
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- Aw. What's your name, sweetheart?
- Jerri.
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Jerri! Beautiful name,
for a beautiful lady.
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Jerri. Separation agreement?
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W-What's he doing with those?
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Zander, you know I'd help
you personally, if I could,
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but there's an emergency I must handle.
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No, no, no, no. I don't
like where this is going.
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These are two of the
best lawyers in town,
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who promise their absolute discretion.
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I'm gonna need them both to sign NDAs.
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It's all covered
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under lawyer-client confidentiality.
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The others are here.
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Why is he being so cagey?
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Please tell me his ex
isn't a child bride.
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All right, Zander. I'm here.
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What is it this time?
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Topher violated his NDA.
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I've done no such thing.
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- He wrote a play about me.
- What play?
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I wrote a one-man show
that's running at a local theatre,
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but it's about my life, not his.
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The sign clearly said "no filming".
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My third ex...
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let's call him... "Zaddy".
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Yes, he is an older man...
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and also an actor.
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There's no indication that
this "Zaddy" is Mr. Davenport.
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Now, Zaddy is best-known
for starring in
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those cozy TV murder mysteries...
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the... "Fruitcake Mysteries"?
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We would go out into public
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and he would see a "fan" and go,
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"Oh! Quick! Hide in that trash can!"
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And I'd hear Zaddy,
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he'd be all, like,
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"Why, hello there.
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Is this a dumpster alley,
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or a catwalk for supermodels?"
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- You outed me!
- Oh, come on.
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It's not like I used the name "Zander".
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- You called the character "Zaddy".
- It's gay slang!
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Telling me not to use it is homophobia.
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You mentioned his profession,
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his television show.
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You were dropping breadcrumbs.
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Clearly, you wanted people to find them.
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Which violates the
non-disclosure clause
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in your separation agreement.
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Both parties are barred
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from sharing information
about their relationship.
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Okay. W... My client will agree to drop
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the "Fruitcake Mysteries" reference
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and change the name "Zaddy".
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But this play had no
negative impact on your client.
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No negative impact?
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I got fired!
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No one at Kindred Broadcasting
knew about my private life,
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and then this comes out,
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and then Kindred calls and says
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they're recasting my
part in the next movie!
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That's not a coincidence.
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Maybe it is. You're not
exactly Daniel Day-Lewis.
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Okay, Mr. Merigan's
play outed my client.
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This... blatant violation of
their non-disclosure clause
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- damaged his livelihood.
- Well, good luck proving that.
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Even if you can,
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this is a small fringe play
with no money attached to it.
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I don't want his money!
He doesn't have any money!
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Except for the exorbitant amount
that I have to pay him every month.
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I want this play shut down! That's it!
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I-I want him to honor h...
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Are you writing all this down?
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No.
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You know this can't go to court, right?
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Anybody with too much
time on their hands
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can just waltz in, hear everything.
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Abby and I will make a
request for arbitration,
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- to maintain your privacy.
- Mm-hmm.
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Zander?
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- How'd the meeting go?
- Relationships aren't worth it.
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- Better to die alone.
- I will put that on a t-shirt.
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Abigail, I'd like you to meet Maeve,
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my personal assistant and dear friend.
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I'd be lost without her.
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Maeve and I have known each other...
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how long have we known each other?
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Six years. I had just graduated
from film school and...
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That's right.
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Yeah, six years we've been together.
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Six happy years.
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- Wow.
- So happy.
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Honestly? It makes
a strange bit of sense.
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- He was almost too straight.
- I feel for him.
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The pressure to stay closeted is real.
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I only worked up the nerve to
come out to my parents last year.
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You mean they didn't already... know?
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I was school president,
World Scholar's Cup winner...
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they assumed I was too busy for girls.
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"Best Little Boy in the World".
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- Thank you.
- No, it's a theory.
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Closeted men work extra
hard to be the best...
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it deflects attention
away from their sexuality.
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Explains a lot about our client.
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The John Wayne impression?
Cheesy pickup lines?
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"Beautiful name, for a beautiful lady."
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It's called chivalry, and thanks
to people like you two, it's dead.
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You really think they
fired him because he's gay?
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It's the 21st century.
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Not on Kindred. Have
you seen their movies?
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No queer characters.
No people of color.
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And you don't see any gay
actors playing leading men.
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What? Last I checked,
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recaffeinating doesn't violate
the terms of my suspension.
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I'll get Cecil to look into Kindred.
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Being in the closet is hard enough.
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Imagine someone laying
it out there in a play,
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for everyone to see.
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I agree. Imagine trusting someone,
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then they turn around and
air your dirty laundry,
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and suddenly you become a
pariah to all your peers.
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For the love of God, Harry,
your suspension is one month!
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Take your coffee and go!
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Wow. Your girlfriend
has a label-maker now?
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Drop it.
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Well, you don't have to worry
about me stealing your lunch today.
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I'm going out.
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With my ex.
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Who aired all my dirty
laundry in court, so...
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Would anyone watch a
revenge play about her?
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Mr. Svensson, Sabrina
Bass is on line one.
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You need to tell her, Harry.
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High-priority clients should
hear the news face-to-face.
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Put her through. I'll tell
her I'm taking her to lunch.
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I was surprised you wanted
to meet. Is everything okay?
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Everything's fine.
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Sofia got an "A" on her chemistry quiz.
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And, um, Nico now spends
hours locked in the bathroom.
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Yeah, I know.
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- You don't think he's... ugh.
- Don't tell him I told you.
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No.
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- Uh...
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Who's that?
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Harry's paranoid client...
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- who just became my paranoid client.
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Right. Because of Harry's suspension.
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How do you already know about that?
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Ha! Family law is a
small, incestuous world.
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Ah.
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So what's your case about?
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Bickering exes and their
novel-length separation agreement.
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That's actually why I
wanted to meet with you.
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I realize I was being unreasonable
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when I insisted on waiting a year
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before introducing new
partners to the kids.
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If you and Aidan are serious,
you should let him meet the kids.
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I won't stand in your way.
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That's sweet...
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but unnecessary.
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Aidan and I broke up.
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- Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
- No, you're not.
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I am! He seemed... nice.
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For a calendar boy.
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Sabrina.
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This was certainly out of the way.
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I thought we could
speak more freely here...
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away from prying ears.
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What was so important we had to meet?
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I'd like to... postpone your court date.
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Postpone it? Why?
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I think your ex may be
trying to hide personal assets
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in offshore accounts.
253
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Give me more time,
254
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and it will be that much
better for you, financially.
255
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How much longer do you need?
256
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Not much longer.
257
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We could be in court, in, uh, oh...
258
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about a month from now?
259
00:11:56,314 --> 00:11:58,158
Zander was Kindred's male lead of choice
260
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for all their Rom-coms
in the last 15 years.
261
00:12:00,555 --> 00:12:03,686
Lucy wasn't exaggerating.
There's a definite pattern.
262
00:12:03,711 --> 00:12:07,322
Notice how Zander
ages, but these women don't?
263
00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:10,827
Who's the target audience?
Creepy uncles of Middle America?
264
00:12:10,852 --> 00:12:14,218
Winston said we're all entitled
to our "problematic faves".
265
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Then I called the casting director
266
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of The Peach Pie Mysteries.
267
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She told me, off the record,
268
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about some wrongful termination suits
269
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filed against Kindred.
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Allegations of homophobia, racism...
all settled out of court.
271
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One time, Kindred re-shot an entire scene
272
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because a lesbian
couple was holding hands
273
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- in the background.
- A history of hiring discrimination...
274
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bolsters our case.
275
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We'll figure out what to
do about Kindred later.
276
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Our immediate goal is to
shut down Topher's play.
277
00:12:36,899 --> 00:12:37,965
Cecil...
278
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For the love of...
279
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,647
Harry, how long have
you been standing there?
280
00:12:41,671 --> 00:12:45,774
Have you tried to convince
the source to act as a witness?
281
00:12:51,649 --> 00:12:55,483
Cecil... try to convince the
source to act as a witness.
282
00:12:55,854 --> 00:12:58,087
Why can't we have nice things?
283
00:12:59,857 --> 00:13:02,792
Should've taken that
life-line when I offered it.
284
00:13:03,713 --> 00:13:05,319
It's only a suspension.
285
00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:08,463
Plus, this gives me a chance
to show everyone I can lead the firm.
286
00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:10,290
You mean Harry.
287
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,074
Who knows?
288
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Maybe he'll get a taste for retirement.
289
00:13:18,074 --> 00:13:19,874
How are things going with that chef?
290
00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,805
Still got your junk in a vice?
291
00:13:22,545 --> 00:13:24,445
Her name's Martina
and we're just friends.
292
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:26,727
You're telling me nothing
happened between you two?
293
00:13:27,696 --> 00:13:29,360
Actually, her boyfriend's back in town.
294
00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:31,686
I've been showing him around.
295
00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:34,772
Wait. So all those times
you've flaked out on me recently,
296
00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:37,046
you've been hanging out
with your crush's boyfriend?
297
00:13:37,071 --> 00:13:39,460
She's not my crush.
And Quinn's pretty cool.
298
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,149
His name is Quinn?
299
00:13:41,174 --> 00:13:44,001
We're heading out for
drinks. You should join.
300
00:13:44,838 --> 00:13:45,936
I'll think about it.
301
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,759
"Quinn".
302
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,356
Abigail, I'd like you to
meet my dear friends here.
303
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,247
Uh, Maeve you've already met.
304
00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:02,983
- Hi.
- This is Kendra.
305
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,270
Hi. I'm Zander's stylist and life coach.
306
00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:07,729
Yep. And this is, Donov...
307
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,991
Donovan, what the hell are you wearing?
308
00:14:11,026 --> 00:14:12,026
This is a neckerchief.
309
00:14:12,622 --> 00:14:14,722
All the guys wear them in Milan.
310
00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:17,375
What's the Italian word
for "take it off right now"?
311
00:14:19,454 --> 00:14:22,117
Uh, is it all right if my
friends sit in on the hearing?
312
00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:25,132
You mean the hearing you
specifically asked me to make private?
313
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,372
Please? They've all signed NDAs,
314
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,819
and I could really
use the moral support.
315
00:14:28,843 --> 00:14:30,961
Yeah, okay, fine, bring your entourage.
316
00:14:31,445 --> 00:14:33,454
Oh... my god!
317
00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:36,499
You're Zander Davenport!
318
00:14:36,524 --> 00:14:39,885
From The Peach Pie Mysteries!
319
00:14:40,094 --> 00:14:44,079
- Uh, this is Abigail, my...
- Strictly platonic work colleague.
320
00:14:44,969 --> 00:14:47,555
- What's your name, sweetheart?
- I-I'm Martha!
321
00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:49,293
Your biggest fan!
322
00:14:49,328 --> 00:14:51,727
Martha! Beautiful name,
for a beautiful lady.
323
00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:57,633
Gotta give the guy credit... he
plays a convincing straight sleazeball.
324
00:14:57,868 --> 00:14:59,938
Speaking of which,
guess who our judge is?
325
00:15:02,057 --> 00:15:04,890
Shortly after Mr.
Merigan's play outed him,
326
00:15:04,915 --> 00:15:07,411
my client was fired by
Kindred Broadcasting...
327
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:10,336
a network with a history
of workplace discrimination.
328
00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:12,329
We'll be dealing with
that issue separately,
329
00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:14,396
but... in the meantime, I
ask that Mr. Merigan's play
330
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,608
be shut down for the
remainder of its run,
331
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,155
before it further causes damage
332
00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:20,297
to my client's employment opportunities.
333
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:25,395
- Anything to add, Mr. Krol?
- Just a question. Mr. Davenport...
334
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:28,382
are you sure Kindred fired
you because of your sexuality?
335
00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:29,729
I am.
336
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,655
An email chain...
337
00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:35,963
shared anonymously
by a Kindred employee.
338
00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:39,422
Can you read this... out loud?
339
00:15:43,602 --> 00:15:46,749
"Let's cast a wider net
for Zander's replacement.
340
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:49,523
We need to go... younger."
341
00:15:50,735 --> 00:15:53,085
"There's only so much we
can do in post about his...
342
00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:54,323
jowls."
343
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,314
Your Honor, Kindred terminated
Mr. Davenport's contract
344
00:15:57,339 --> 00:15:59,572
because of his age...
that's unfortunate,
345
00:15:59,816 --> 00:16:01,950
but it has nothing to
do with my client's play.
346
00:16:03,032 --> 00:16:04,866
I've heard enough, Mr. Svensson.
347
00:16:04,891 --> 00:16:07,077
There's no proof this
play damaged your client
348
00:16:07,102 --> 00:16:08,655
in any measurable way.
349
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,350
Your Honor, Mr.
Merigan violated his NDA.
350
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:14,164
I dismiss your petition
to shut down the play.
351
00:16:20,804 --> 00:16:21,970
We can't give up.
352
00:16:22,336 --> 00:16:23,885
Isn't there more we can do?
353
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,454
We'll file a wrongful
dismissal suit against Kindred.
354
00:16:26,479 --> 00:16:27,758
Go after them for ageism.
355
00:16:27,783 --> 00:16:29,537
No, no, no. I'm talking about the play.
356
00:16:29,562 --> 00:16:30,897
It's on for another
three weeks, you know?
357
00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:33,682
Topher's agreed to cut
the identifying references.
358
00:16:33,707 --> 00:16:35,140
I promise you, in a month,
359
00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:37,484
no one will even remember this play.
360
00:16:37,509 --> 00:16:40,352
- Kindred didn't know anything about it.
- Yeah. No, that is true.
361
00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:41,876
They only fired me for being too old.
362
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,219
Age never stopped other
leading men, did it?
363
00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:46,579
It stops leading women in
their tracks. But lucky for you,
364
00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:48,118
we still live in a world
of double standards.
365
00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:51,855
Exactly! Think of George
Clooney, Brad Pitt, Josh Brolin.
366
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,347
You know, I've been told I
could be Josh's older brother.
367
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:56,976
This might be a blessing in disguise.
368
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:58,928
You got comfortable at Kindred.
369
00:16:58,964 --> 00:17:00,868
Now you can go after other roles...
370
00:17:00,893 --> 00:17:02,251
challenging ones.
371
00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:04,922
Sometimes, you have
to move out to move up.
372
00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:06,571
I like that.
373
00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:09,464
Excuse me.
374
00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:20,376
Who was that?
375
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:28,893
Sir?
376
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:30,826
I have something for you.
377
00:17:31,204 --> 00:17:33,061
Oh! Brownies? What's the occasion?
378
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,176
I told my mom about your situation
and she made them for
379
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,586
- you to cheer you up.
- Aww!
380
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,360
She also said, if she were your client,
381
00:17:39,385 --> 00:17:40,585
she'd date you in a heartbeat.
382
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,172
She told me to tell
you that last part, sir,
383
00:17:43,197 --> 00:17:44,863
several times.
384
00:17:45,776 --> 00:17:48,469
I'm... uh, speechless.
385
00:17:48,494 --> 00:17:49,822
You don't have to say anything.
386
00:17:49,847 --> 00:17:52,055
This is a gift. Accept it.
387
00:17:54,505 --> 00:17:57,505
Well, can I at least ask
how things went in court?
388
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,633
It didn't matter how
well prepared we were.
389
00:18:00,157 --> 00:18:02,623
- You lost?
- Chip Crombie was our judge.
390
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:05,193
He's still holding a
grudge against someone.
391
00:18:05,228 --> 00:18:08,329
Don't put this on me. We
lost because you got blindsided
392
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:09,841
by your buddy, Yannick.
393
00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:12,800
This is why I can't leave
the firm for one second.
394
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,618
At this rate, I won't have
any clients to return to.
395
00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:18,086
Return to?
396
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:20,422
You never left!
397
00:18:26,592 --> 00:18:28,352
So I want Harry to stop hovering,
398
00:18:28,377 --> 00:18:30,917
but I also want him to annoy Daniel.
399
00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:32,129
It's a quandary.
400
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,054
Well, it must be hard
for Dad to step away.
401
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,012
He put his whole life into the firm.
402
00:18:36,037 --> 00:18:37,758
Also, can you stop leaving your dishes
403
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,883
- in the sink overnight?
- I was letting them soak!
404
00:18:42,898 --> 00:18:43,964
Whoa!
405
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,343
Kelly's really putting that
label maker to good use.
406
00:18:46,368 --> 00:18:49,836
A necessary precaution when
someone won't buy their own groceries.
407
00:18:49,872 --> 00:18:51,771
Why is she here so much anyway?
408
00:18:52,032 --> 00:18:55,308
Doesn't she have her own
place? With her own fridge?
409
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:57,147
Kelly doesn't like her roommate.
410
00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:59,012
She's 40 and has a roommate?
411
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,904
Abby! You're 40 and have a roommate.
412
00:19:02,394 --> 00:19:03,292
- Oh, god.
- Sorry.
413
00:19:03,317 --> 00:19:05,417
Came for a snack.
414
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:09,914
How was your day?
415
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,791
I listened to that podcast. Wow.
416
00:19:12,826 --> 00:19:14,537
Oh, I should've given
you a trigger warning.
417
00:19:14,561 --> 00:19:16,295
No trigger warning?
418
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,553
Hope you had your
smelling salts on hand.
419
00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:32,577
Abigail. Abigail.
420
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:35,924
- Zander. How're you doing?
- Listen, listen, listen.
421
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,884
I was reading lines with an
actor friend last night, okay?
422
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,420
He got an audition for this new sitcom.
423
00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:42,721
Okay.
424
00:19:42,756 --> 00:19:45,891
- Guess who the writer is?
- No one ever knows who the writer is.
425
00:19:45,926 --> 00:19:47,058
It's Topher!
426
00:19:47,093 --> 00:19:51,262
And the show is about me,
so forget some local stupid play...
427
00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:54,499
- the whole world's gonna see this.
- Okay, slow down, Zander.
428
00:19:54,535 --> 00:19:56,034
Are you sure this show's about you?
429
00:19:58,829 --> 00:20:01,773
"'Who's Your Zaddy?' follows
Alex, an aging gay actor,
430
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:04,643
who goes to humiliating
lengths to pass as straight,
431
00:20:04,678 --> 00:20:07,111
terrified he'll lose his
place in the industry."
432
00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:09,111
Hmm!
433
00:20:11,649 --> 00:20:12,828
This show can't get made.
434
00:20:12,864 --> 00:20:15,102
If people see this,
they'll know it's about me.
435
00:20:15,127 --> 00:20:16,626
Not necessarily.
436
00:20:17,126 --> 00:20:18,999
You don't know Topher like I do, okay?
437
00:20:19,024 --> 00:20:21,191
He'll let something
"slip" in an interview.
438
00:20:21,226 --> 00:20:23,866
Besides, some of this "Alex's" dialogue
439
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:26,680
is taken verbatim from
texts that I sent Topher.
440
00:20:26,705 --> 00:20:28,241
Like when "Alex" tells...
441
00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:31,515
when Alex his boyfriend to
walk ten feet away from him
442
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:33,069
when they're out in public.
443
00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:34,105
Verbatim?
444
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,351
You mean Topher copied the dialogue
445
00:20:37,376 --> 00:20:39,209
directly from your texts?
446
00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:42,078
Word for frickin' word!
447
00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,165
A plagiarism suit?
448
00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:47,265
I compared Zander's
texts and Topher's script.
449
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:48,589
They're identical.
450
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,258
So he copied 40 words.
451
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:52,985
Topher can claim it was an
accident, apologize, and rewrite it.
452
00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:55,673
We're not just talking a
small fringe play anymore.
453
00:20:55,698 --> 00:20:57,554
This is a network show!
454
00:20:57,579 --> 00:21:00,534
If we win, we can make
Topher buy life rights,
455
00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:02,837
negotiate a percentage of profits.
456
00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:07,952
And wouldn't it be nice to
rub Harry's nose in our win?
457
00:21:11,352 --> 00:21:12,665
Still.
458
00:21:13,321 --> 00:21:14,743
We're talking about a
couple of text messages.
459
00:21:14,768 --> 00:21:16,734
The infringement's too small.
460
00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:18,961
We need to see more of the script.
461
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:24,937
These are all the audition sides
my agent could come up with.
462
00:21:25,579 --> 00:21:28,179
"Having a secret doesn't
make me self-hating.
463
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,830
Clark Kent has a secret,
and he's an American hero."
464
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,732
Wait.
465
00:21:32,768 --> 00:21:34,149
Superman's gay?
466
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:37,133
I sent that text to Topher right
after the first time we broke up.
467
00:21:37,158 --> 00:21:40,327
"Cherie is not committing
to her role as my beard.
468
00:21:40,352 --> 00:21:42,686
Her 'love-struck'
face looks constipated
469
00:21:42,711 --> 00:21:45,078
and she smells like hot dogs."
470
00:21:45,114 --> 00:21:46,613
I never sent that one to Topher.
471
00:21:46,648 --> 00:21:48,181
These aren't scenes from one script.
472
00:21:48,217 --> 00:21:49,921
They're from multiple episodes.
473
00:21:49,946 --> 00:21:52,986
Topher built an entire series
around you and your private texts.
474
00:21:53,022 --> 00:21:54,022
This is good.
475
00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:56,924
It proves that Topher stole your words.
476
00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:00,192
We can negotiate... force
them to buy your life rights.
477
00:22:00,217 --> 00:22:01,928
Absolutely not!
478
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,721
This is my life!
479
00:22:04,649 --> 00:22:07,436
Topher is not going to
get the rights to it.
480
00:22:07,461 --> 00:22:09,568
This show will not get made.
481
00:22:09,603 --> 00:22:11,766
- I'd totally watch it.
- Okay, out!
482
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:14,313
- I need a moment alone with our client.
- I'm a partner!
483
00:22:14,338 --> 00:22:16,085
You can't just kick me
out of my own meeting.
484
00:22:21,771 --> 00:22:23,271
How are you feeling?
485
00:22:25,173 --> 00:22:27,140
Like how Dicky Gray must've felt.
486
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:31,157
- Who?
- Mm. Exactly.
487
00:22:31,192 --> 00:22:33,492
An actor who used to play
the lead in all the Rom-coms,
488
00:22:33,527 --> 00:22:35,993
and then, about 15
years ago, he came out.
489
00:22:36,018 --> 00:22:38,866
And now, his most
prestigious role of late
490
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:43,301
is "Gay Flight Attendant" in
"Hyenas on a Plane"... "Part Two".
491
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,904
Gets his face chewed off
before the opening credits.
492
00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:47,038
Poor Dicky!
493
00:22:47,084 --> 00:22:49,017
I don't want to play a flight attendant
494
00:22:49,042 --> 00:22:52,511
or some gay, sassy college roommate.
495
00:22:52,546 --> 00:22:54,524
Well, if it helps, I doubt
you'll get college roles.
496
00:22:55,783 --> 00:22:58,684
Zander, don't underestimate
what this show can do for you.
497
00:22:59,126 --> 00:23:01,243
If we win this case,
498
00:23:01,532 --> 00:23:02,910
you don't have to worry
499
00:23:02,935 --> 00:23:05,435
about whether or not
you'll get other roles.
500
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,627
You're not getting it.
501
00:23:09,047 --> 00:23:11,462
Acting is my calling.
502
00:23:11,771 --> 00:23:13,336
It's what I do.
503
00:23:15,735 --> 00:23:17,188
I need air.
504
00:23:24,477 --> 00:23:25,532
Is he okay?
505
00:23:25,557 --> 00:23:29,246
Yesterday, I saw one of
Zander's friends texting Topher.
506
00:23:30,238 --> 00:23:31,772
What if, this whole time,
507
00:23:31,797 --> 00:23:34,585
they've been sharing all
the cringe-y things he says?
508
00:23:34,907 --> 00:23:37,522
We can subpoena Topher's
phone service provider.
509
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,753
Cecil, prepare an
application for disclosure
510
00:23:39,778 --> 00:23:40,744
and set a hearing date.
511
00:23:40,769 --> 00:23:44,202
And whatever you do, make
sure we don't get Judge Crombie.
512
00:23:45,970 --> 00:23:47,329
How am I supposed to do that?
513
00:23:48,735 --> 00:23:50,358
And you want the hearing
booked for tomorrow?
514
00:23:50,383 --> 00:23:51,467
Yes, please.
515
00:23:51,503 --> 00:23:54,170
And, uh, preferably
not with Judge Crombie?
516
00:23:54,205 --> 00:23:56,205
We don't customize hearings.
517
00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:57,897
Does this look like a Starbucks to you?
518
00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:01,511
Oh!
519
00:24:01,547 --> 00:24:03,493
Because people customize their drinks.
520
00:24:03,715 --> 00:24:07,206
- That's funny. You're funny.
- I take improv.
521
00:24:09,446 --> 00:24:11,860
- You read Night Lotus?
- Sure do!
522
00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,568
Tried to get tickets
to the movie premiere,
523
00:24:13,607 --> 00:24:15,953
but the hardcore nerds
snatched them all up.
524
00:24:16,336 --> 00:24:19,296
Well, allow me to introduce you
to one of the hardcore nerds.
525
00:24:19,321 --> 00:24:22,344
- You?
- Got my tickets months ago.
526
00:24:22,524 --> 00:24:25,577
But, unfortunately, my
plus-one bailed on me.
527
00:24:25,602 --> 00:24:28,438
- Girlfriend?
- My mom.
528
00:24:28,473 --> 00:24:31,107
So now I've got this extra ticket
529
00:24:31,142 --> 00:24:32,575
but no one to go with me.
530
00:24:32,844 --> 00:24:34,577
Hmm.
531
00:24:37,465 --> 00:24:40,055
Looks like Judge Boyte's
available tomorrow.
532
00:24:42,510 --> 00:24:47,908
- A revenge TV show? Poor Zander.
- At least Cecil loves it.
533
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:51,461
- Hey, are you busy tonight?
- No. Why?
534
00:24:51,683 --> 00:24:54,061
I was thinking you
can join us for dinner?
535
00:24:54,172 --> 00:24:57,333
- By "us"...
- Kelly wants to know you better.
536
00:24:57,358 --> 00:24:59,819
All you've done this week
buried yourself in your room.
537
00:24:59,844 --> 00:25:05,346
Why do you care so much what
I think of her? Fine. Fine.
538
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:07,460
- Come.
- No.
539
00:25:11,352 --> 00:25:14,791
- Daniel.
- Quinn.
540
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:19,811
- Quinn, this is Yannick.
- Yannick. Glad you could join us.
541
00:25:21,132 --> 00:25:23,676
You must be Martina,
the Forty Under 40 chef.
542
00:25:23,701 --> 00:25:28,853
- That's me. You came.
- Quinn invited me. Is that okay?
543
00:25:28,878 --> 00:25:31,533
Yeah of course, I just assumed
you'd have other plans.
544
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:34,400
We need more drinks. I'll be right back.
545
00:25:38,417 --> 00:25:41,504
- So how's the...
- There's Tracey. I'm just...
546
00:25:44,397 --> 00:25:47,416
- Yeah.
- That was unspeakably awkward.
547
00:25:52,512 --> 00:25:55,126
So someone tidied my work space.
548
00:25:56,309 --> 00:25:58,666
I wanted you to have one
less thing to worry about.
549
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,408
You've been so busy these days.
550
00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:03,161
And I like doing nice things for you.
551
00:26:05,212 --> 00:26:07,196
So this looks great, Kelly.
552
00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:10,898
- You were saying it was, uh... ?
- Ancho cauliflower enchiladas.
553
00:26:10,923 --> 00:26:11,923
Mm.
554
00:26:13,633 --> 00:26:15,599
Oh.
555
00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:17,283
This is delicious.
556
00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:19,353
And healthy!
557
00:26:26,932 --> 00:26:31,042
- Oh. Are we making you uncomfortable?
- No.
558
00:26:31,471 --> 00:26:33,346
We've become one of those couples.
559
00:26:33,371 --> 00:26:35,222
The annoying PDA ones.
560
00:26:38,009 --> 00:26:40,752
Uh... Lucy told me you just
went through a breakup.
561
00:26:41,064 --> 00:26:42,174
Did she?
562
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,213
I have been there.
563
00:26:44,238 --> 00:26:46,934
Last relationship I got
out of... total wreck.
564
00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:48,826
Couldn't eat. Didn't shower for a week.
565
00:26:49,244 --> 00:26:50,460
That's why it's so important
566
00:26:50,496 --> 00:26:53,197
to force yourself to do things
that make you happy, you know?
567
00:26:53,249 --> 00:26:54,415
Something creative.
568
00:26:54,567 --> 00:26:58,218
Excellent... albeit unsolicited, advice.
569
00:26:59,027 --> 00:27:00,982
What else has Lucy said about me?
570
00:27:01,007 --> 00:27:03,007
Oh. Cobbler's ready.
571
00:27:04,866 --> 00:27:06,932
I'll help you get the plates.
572
00:27:10,911 --> 00:27:13,793
Hey! Rocky Mountain
oysters are a delicacy.
573
00:27:13,818 --> 00:27:16,219
- They're bulls' testicles.
- They taste great with ketchup!
574
00:27:16,255 --> 00:27:17,499
- Have you tried 'em?
- Hell, no.
575
00:27:17,523 --> 00:27:18,788
Neither have I.
576
00:27:18,823 --> 00:27:21,025
But one time, I found
this place in Florida...
577
00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:23,096
Florida. Yes! I ever tell you guys
578
00:27:23,121 --> 00:27:25,705
about that time my friends
and I ordered blowfish?
579
00:27:25,730 --> 00:27:26,930
I'm sure you will.
580
00:27:26,965 --> 00:27:29,933
So, this place is really sketchy,
and, like, 20 minutes after we eat,
581
00:27:29,968 --> 00:27:32,783
I start feelin' sick... big sick.
582
00:27:32,982 --> 00:27:34,915
First, it's this
tingling around my mouth,
583
00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:36,051
then, suddenly, my tongue is...
584
00:27:36,076 --> 00:27:40,043
Well... this has been fun,
but I have an early start.
585
00:27:40,078 --> 00:27:41,682
I'll walk you out.
586
00:27:42,908 --> 00:27:44,691
And this is the most
deadly toxin in the world.
587
00:27:44,716 --> 00:27:46,092
You've got just ten minutes
588
00:27:46,117 --> 00:27:47,750
to get it all out of your system.
589
00:27:48,174 --> 00:27:50,653
- Martina seems nice.
- She's all right.
590
00:27:50,689 --> 00:27:51,788
Tell me one thing.
591
00:27:51,823 --> 00:27:53,823
You have a good job. Make good money.
592
00:27:53,858 --> 00:27:56,158
Some might call you adequately handsome.
593
00:27:56,194 --> 00:27:59,696
- Thank you for that.
- So why spend all this time
594
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,831
chasing some girl through her boyfriend?
595
00:28:02,486 --> 00:28:03,866
Again, we're just friends.
596
00:28:03,902 --> 00:28:06,069
Friends don't look at
each other like that.
597
00:28:06,330 --> 00:28:08,504
Dude, it's obvious.
598
00:28:08,539 --> 00:28:10,073
You slept with her.
599
00:28:17,534 --> 00:28:20,801
And then she says, "I like
doing nice things for you."
600
00:28:21,838 --> 00:28:23,588
You're right. She's a monster.
601
00:28:23,613 --> 00:28:26,884
No, you weren't there, 'Kay?
It's her whole vibe.
602
00:28:26,909 --> 00:28:30,177
And she's always just
there... one jump-scare away.
603
00:28:30,212 --> 00:28:33,252
So don't stay there.
Go to Mr. December's.
604
00:28:33,277 --> 00:28:34,861
That's not an option. We broke up.
605
00:28:35,643 --> 00:28:37,251
Ah. Now I get it.
606
00:28:37,705 --> 00:28:39,886
You resent Lucy's relationship
because you're single,
607
00:28:39,921 --> 00:28:41,494
so you're taking it out on Kelly.
608
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:43,041
Excuse me. I'm not the
one who's been single
609
00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:44,365
for, what, a year?
610
00:28:44,617 --> 00:28:47,641
- That's by choice.
- Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.
611
00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:50,356
- Is it really that obvious?
- Is what obvious?
612
00:28:50,381 --> 00:28:53,033
Oh, that you and your "friend" banged?
613
00:28:53,068 --> 00:28:54,267
Yeah, it is.
614
00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:56,846
- But would it be obvious to him?
- You mean the boyfriend?
615
00:28:56,879 --> 00:28:59,221
Nah. He's way too up
his own ass to notice.
616
00:28:59,644 --> 00:29:00,994
Wait. You don't like Quinn?
617
00:29:01,019 --> 00:29:03,516
Take it from a bullshitter.
That guy's a bullshitter.
618
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:04,577
What are you talking about?
619
00:29:04,783 --> 00:29:06,899
That story about the
puffer fish in Florida?
620
00:29:06,924 --> 00:29:09,403
Two years ago, Florida banned
the harvesting of puffer fish.
621
00:29:09,427 --> 00:29:12,180
- He lied.
- Why do you know so much about Florida?
622
00:29:12,205 --> 00:29:15,807
- I did some Googling last night.
- Oh, you're jealous.
623
00:29:15,832 --> 00:29:19,203
Jealous? Of that jacked
Anthony Bourdain knock-off?
624
00:29:19,244 --> 00:29:21,337
I know it's tough seeing your
friends make other friends,
625
00:29:21,362 --> 00:29:23,261
but no one can replace you, Yannick.
626
00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:25,077
Don't make me punch you in court.
627
00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:33,136
Mr. Merigan. Did you base your
TV series on Mr. Davenport's life?
628
00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:35,606
All writers draw from
people in their lives.
629
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,207
Knausgard. Hemingway.
630
00:29:37,232 --> 00:29:38,798
You don't think that's plagiarism?
631
00:29:38,823 --> 00:29:42,246
No. It sets a dangerous precedent
when you limit artists
632
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,482
to writing only about
their own experiences.
633
00:29:44,507 --> 00:29:45,853
Thank you.
634
00:29:47,362 --> 00:29:48,527
Ms. Bianchi?
635
00:29:48,986 --> 00:29:50,051
Ahem.
636
00:29:50,076 --> 00:29:54,669
Mr. Merigan, this is a
text written by my client.
637
00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:56,502
Could you read it out loud, please?
638
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,365
"Gay teens think they have it rough,
639
00:30:01,401 --> 00:30:03,588
but they don't know true hardship.
640
00:30:03,777 --> 00:30:06,478
Gay men my age had to marry women."
641
00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:09,768
That sounds more sexist out loud
than it did in my head.
642
00:30:09,793 --> 00:30:12,088
Now can you read this
excerpt from your script,
643
00:30:12,113 --> 00:30:13,689
Who's Your Zaddy?
644
00:30:14,133 --> 00:30:15,466
Ahem...
645
00:30:16,158 --> 00:30:19,463
"Gay teens think they have it rough... "
646
00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:22,391
- The passages are identical.
- Objection!
647
00:30:22,416 --> 00:30:24,227
This is a small section of the script,
648
00:30:24,252 --> 00:30:25,955
which my client is happy to change.
649
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:28,014
We're not just talking one section.
650
00:30:28,447 --> 00:30:32,094
Subpoenaed phone records of
more than 200 text messages.
651
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,422
Turns out Mr. Merigan
and my client's "friends"
652
00:30:35,447 --> 00:30:37,066
have been corresponding.
653
00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:39,302
A DM from Donovan De La Cruz...
654
00:30:39,799 --> 00:30:43,219
"So cringe... use this
for your series... "
655
00:30:43,244 --> 00:30:46,275
He shared a post my client
made about manscaping,
656
00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:49,412
which Mr. Merigan lifted for his pilot.
657
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:54,050
Another DM, sent by
Maeve Adams, April third,
658
00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:58,087
with a link to a voice message
Mr. Davenport sent privately.
659
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:01,524
Topher keeps asking
when we're getting married.
660
00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:02,724
I'm gonna say it...
661
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,061
I wish this country had
never legalized gay marriage.
662
00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:06,295
Didn't your "Alex" character
663
00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:09,774
use those exact words in episode four?
664
00:31:09,799 --> 00:31:12,969
Do you know what it was
like living with him?
665
00:31:13,346 --> 00:31:14,908
How many times I had to pretend
666
00:31:14,933 --> 00:31:17,127
to be his "bro" when
we were out in public?
667
00:31:18,533 --> 00:31:23,213
This may be based... on Zander,
but it's my story, too.
668
00:31:23,238 --> 00:31:25,372
Then you should've used your own words.
669
00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:27,819
Not my client's.
670
00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:36,257
There is enough evidence here
to suggest Mr. Merigan plagiarized
671
00:31:36,293 --> 00:31:38,713
Mr. Davenport's intellectual property.
672
00:31:39,329 --> 00:31:41,530
If Mr. Merigan wishes
to pursue this series,
673
00:31:41,565 --> 00:31:45,144
he must first negotiate to buy
Mr. Davenport's life rights.
674
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:48,470
Mr. Davenport is entitled
to financial compensation.
675
00:31:50,007 --> 00:31:52,221
As for you, Mr. Davenport,
676
00:31:52,523 --> 00:31:55,268
the people sitting behind
you are not your friends.
677
00:31:55,722 --> 00:31:57,388
I suggest you find yourself new ones.
678
00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:14,079
Zander...
679
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,919
Zander, maybe don't...
680
00:32:20,278 --> 00:32:21,644
Why did you do it?
681
00:32:22,302 --> 00:32:23,871
I trusted you.
682
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,373
I told you things about
me I never told anyone.
683
00:32:26,409 --> 00:32:28,608
Zander, I don't know anything about you.
684
00:32:28,849 --> 00:32:30,175
None of us do!
685
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,112
You're always feeding this lie.
686
00:32:32,148 --> 00:32:33,580
I'm not the bad guy here!
687
00:32:33,615 --> 00:32:37,217
You told Donovan his wardrobe
was gayer than an Easter Egg!
688
00:32:37,786 --> 00:32:39,119
You chastised me
689
00:32:39,155 --> 00:32:41,552
for daring to kiss my
girlfriend in public!
690
00:32:41,677 --> 00:32:43,957
I'm sorry you're too afraid to come out,
691
00:32:43,982 --> 00:32:46,983
but it feels like you want
us to suffocate with you.
692
00:32:47,930 --> 00:32:49,463
You were my friend.
693
00:32:49,488 --> 00:32:51,455
I was your employee.
694
00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,950
Goodbye, Zander.
695
00:33:08,964 --> 00:33:10,849
I don't want this show getting made.
696
00:33:10,885 --> 00:33:12,683
I don't want this show... I don't...
697
00:33:12,708 --> 00:33:14,931
I don't want people...
I don't want people...
698
00:33:14,956 --> 00:33:17,590
- Is he about to pass out?
- People...
699
00:33:17,625 --> 00:33:21,230
He's having a panic attack.
Baby. Baby, are you all right?
700
00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:22,895
Remember what we do.
Look at me. Look at me.
701
00:33:22,930 --> 00:33:24,763
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
702
00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:26,365
- Don't.
- Don't what, baby?
703
00:33:26,401 --> 00:33:29,717
Don't... Don't call me "baby" in public!
704
00:33:32,917 --> 00:33:35,083
You wonder why I wrote a show about him?
705
00:33:38,704 --> 00:33:39,902
Zander...
706
00:33:39,927 --> 00:33:41,593
Zander.
707
00:33:41,618 --> 00:33:44,152
Do you have someone you can talk to?
708
00:33:44,177 --> 00:33:50,261
No one. I have you. I have you.
709
00:33:50,673 --> 00:33:53,241
Well, no. I mean, a professional.
710
00:33:56,808 --> 00:34:00,210
I tried to come out,
once, when I was 18.
711
00:34:01,855 --> 00:34:03,968
I told my best friend,
712
00:34:04,457 --> 00:34:06,355
and the look on his face...
713
00:34:08,738 --> 00:34:09,953
Well, I said I was kidding,
714
00:34:09,978 --> 00:34:11,810
and we never talked about it again.
715
00:34:13,081 --> 00:34:15,346
And have you ever
told anyone else since?
716
00:34:15,753 --> 00:34:18,215
Yeah. He made my life into a TV show.
717
00:34:19,738 --> 00:34:22,253
After you trusted him
with something so personal?
718
00:34:22,278 --> 00:34:24,311
Well...
719
00:34:26,683 --> 00:34:28,159
I'm not blameless.
720
00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:30,872
Maeve was right. I-I suffocated them.
721
00:34:31,456 --> 00:34:33,216
I've just been in the
closet for so long,
722
00:34:33,241 --> 00:34:34,964
I wanted them in there with me.
723
00:34:38,126 --> 00:34:39,871
You know... I'm almost 60
724
00:34:39,906 --> 00:34:42,206
and I've never even been to a gay bar.
725
00:34:42,241 --> 00:34:45,321
I've never done any of it.
726
00:34:45,868 --> 00:34:50,514
No... No parades, no... parties.
727
00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:52,749
I woul...
728
00:34:52,774 --> 00:34:55,041
I wouldn't know where to start!
729
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:01,923
I don't know how to be gay.
730
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,954
I've been playing this role for so long.
731
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,657
What if it's too late for me?
732
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:16,281
We think of... coming
out as this huge event.
733
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,946
You announce your truth
to the world and it's done.
734
00:35:19,872 --> 00:35:24,710
But being queer... it's not a role.
735
00:35:25,555 --> 00:35:30,219
You don't need an audience
for it to be real. It's you.
736
00:35:31,144 --> 00:35:33,521
You discovered that part of yourself,
737
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,718
kept it safe, until you
were ready to share it.
738
00:35:37,495 --> 00:35:42,251
- With all the wrong people.
- And you learned from that.
739
00:35:43,907 --> 00:35:45,657
There's no gay checklist...
740
00:35:46,191 --> 00:35:47,658
things you need to cross off.
741
00:35:49,031 --> 00:35:51,565
Your queerness is yours.
742
00:35:52,555 --> 00:35:55,434
And whatever the next phase
of your life looks like,
743
00:35:55,798 --> 00:35:58,061
your experiences are there to help you.
744
00:35:58,086 --> 00:36:00,953
I don't know what my
life would look like,
745
00:36:00,978 --> 00:36:02,743
if it wasn't about hiding.
746
00:36:08,439 --> 00:36:11,218
To be clear, you're agreeing
to sell your life rights to Topher,
747
00:36:11,242 --> 00:36:12,977
which means he can make his TV show.
748
00:36:13,002 --> 00:36:13,835
Mm-hmm.
749
00:36:14,078 --> 00:36:15,777
Financially, it makes sense.
750
00:36:15,813 --> 00:36:17,046
I looked at my savings...
751
00:36:17,081 --> 00:36:19,081
turns out fake
girlfriends are expensive.
752
00:36:19,946 --> 00:36:23,185
You know, there's a good
chance this show will out you.
753
00:36:23,813 --> 00:36:24,920
Let it.
754
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:27,649
It's not like anyone's showering
me with auditions anyway.
755
00:36:30,649 --> 00:36:33,228
Mm. It's noon.
756
00:36:34,006 --> 00:36:36,704
It's usually the time
Maeve got me a protein bar.
757
00:36:38,612 --> 00:36:40,532
I'll get you something from the kitchen.
758
00:36:40,908 --> 00:36:43,118
- Will you?
- Actually, I would love a...
759
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:50,182
- Hey. How's Zander?
- He's doing okay.
760
00:36:51,186 --> 00:36:54,278
Whatever happened in your
session seems to have helped.
761
00:36:55,224 --> 00:36:57,118
Hey, so I've been thinking.
762
00:36:59,071 --> 00:37:03,573
I can, on occasion, be a bit...
763
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,211
critical.
764
00:37:06,227 --> 00:37:08,813
- Okay?
- And maybe I could make...
765
00:37:09,482 --> 00:37:11,165
more of an effort with Kelly.
766
00:37:12,868 --> 00:37:14,719
She makes you happy, so...
767
00:37:15,142 --> 00:37:16,975
maybe she's not a total dud.
768
00:37:17,221 --> 00:37:18,554
Well, thank you.
769
00:37:18,799 --> 00:37:21,099
But you're still doing
your own dishes tonight.
770
00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:25,145
It's good to see Zander back.
771
00:37:25,485 --> 00:37:28,081
Now that you two have gotten
to know him a little better,
772
00:37:28,117 --> 00:37:29,561
you should give one
of his movies a shot.
773
00:37:29,585 --> 00:37:30,651
No, thanks.
774
00:37:30,686 --> 00:37:33,522
- Contrived plots and bad acting?
- Bad acting?
775
00:37:33,556 --> 00:37:34,822
If this has proven anything,
776
00:37:34,857 --> 00:37:37,190
it's that Zander is a great actor.
777
00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:40,528
He's been playing "Zander
Davenport" for so long...
778
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:43,033
give the man an Oscar.
779
00:37:48,665 --> 00:37:50,137
Oh, did you find something low-carb?
780
00:37:50,172 --> 00:37:51,905
You ever heard of Larry David?
781
00:37:52,219 --> 00:37:54,274
Uh, we're in the middle of settling.
782
00:37:54,309 --> 00:37:55,742
Yeah, why?
783
00:37:55,777 --> 00:37:58,412
Well, the guy plays a heightened
version of himself on TV,
784
00:37:58,447 --> 00:38:00,852
and people love him. Why?
785
00:38:01,758 --> 00:38:03,337
Well, 'cause they're afraid of him?
786
00:38:03,362 --> 00:38:05,885
Because he's not afraid to
make fun of his foibles...
787
00:38:05,921 --> 00:38:07,891
foibles most of us share.
788
00:38:08,938 --> 00:38:10,557
Well, Larry David can't
play me in the show.
789
00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:12,015
He's way too old!
790
00:38:20,852 --> 00:38:24,103
Look, Cherie is just not
committing to her role as my beard!
791
00:38:24,138 --> 00:38:26,539
Her "love-struck"
face looks constipated
792
00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:28,407
and she smells like hot dogs.
793
00:38:29,477 --> 00:38:31,868
He seems to be slipping
into the role nicely.
794
00:38:32,568 --> 00:38:34,401
His notes are endless.
795
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,382
Creative input on all episodes...
796
00:38:36,417 --> 00:38:38,618
that was part of the deal.
797
00:38:38,819 --> 00:38:40,553
The cast likes him.
798
00:38:41,016 --> 00:38:44,010
They have to. He's
number-one on the call sheet.
799
00:38:44,892 --> 00:38:46,555
Though, I will admit...
800
00:38:47,235 --> 00:38:48,805
he's perfect for the part.
801
00:38:50,016 --> 00:38:52,498
- Let's grab a beer after this.
- Oh, you don't have plans with Quinn?
802
00:38:52,837 --> 00:38:55,233
I'll have to check my
schedule. It's a busy week.
803
00:38:55,673 --> 00:38:56,801
Sure, it is.
804
00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:00,639
Thank you.
805
00:39:00,852 --> 00:39:02,252
Um...
806
00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:05,176
Folks, before you all leave,
807
00:39:05,201 --> 00:39:07,493
there is something I would
like to share with you all.
808
00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:13,951
I am a gay man.
809
00:39:14,337 --> 00:39:15,337
Oh.
810
00:39:16,211 --> 00:39:17,410
That's all. Thank you.
811
00:39:24,231 --> 00:39:26,631
So, I was thinking, on
Sunday, I'd make dinner.
812
00:39:27,087 --> 00:39:29,548
- And by "make", I mean...
- Uber Eats?
813
00:39:29,573 --> 00:39:31,714
Oh, before I forget,
Kelly and I have decided...
814
00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:34,171
Mr. Svensson! Sabrina Bass called.
815
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:37,808
She says, "I've been thinking
about our meeting and you're right...
816
00:39:37,844 --> 00:39:39,751
let's postpone our
court date by one month."
817
00:39:39,931 --> 00:39:44,572
Harry... did you or did you not
tell Sabrina you're suspended?
818
00:39:44,604 --> 00:39:47,191
I saw no need. I was
acting in her best interests.
819
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:49,251
No, you were acting
in your best interests.
820
00:39:49,607 --> 00:39:53,220
You pushed her court date
until your suspension is over.
821
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:59,095
- You lied to your client!
- I didn't lie.
822
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,367
There are valid reasons
to postpone a court date.
823
00:40:01,392 --> 00:40:04,234
Reasons that only popped into your
head because of your suspension.
824
00:40:04,259 --> 00:40:06,736
Sabrina will never figure that out!
825
00:40:06,761 --> 00:40:08,220
Mr. Bass's lawyers will.
826
00:40:08,245 --> 00:40:10,217
You think Cordelia
Bernstein doesn't know?
827
00:40:10,431 --> 00:40:12,709
If they hear you've been suspended...
828
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,158
What do you think will happen
829
00:40:14,183 --> 00:40:16,079
once they figure out
you breached your terms?
830
00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:18,103
The whole firm will be in hot water!
831
00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:20,016
You need to take a step back.
832
00:40:20,052 --> 00:40:21,751
You built a great team here, Dad.
833
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,687
Things can run without you for a bit.
834
00:40:24,243 --> 00:40:25,642
Yes. I'm sure.
835
00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:28,258
So, what, you don't
trust us, any of us here?
836
00:40:28,294 --> 00:40:30,194
Not on a case like this!
837
00:40:30,814 --> 00:40:32,815
Even with your sister's help, Daniel,
838
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,407
you're no replacement for me.
839
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,966
That's it.
840
00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:42,448
If you try to give legal
advice to any of your clients,
841
00:40:42,697 --> 00:40:44,840
I will report you to
the Law Society myself.
842
00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:47,361
- Don't be so dramatic.
- I will not have this firm suffer
843
00:40:47,385 --> 00:40:50,001
because you can't sit on
the sidelines for one month.
844
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:54,417
- Can you believe what you're hearing?
- Daniel's right, Harry.
845
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:59,021
If you continue like this, forget
suspended... you'll be disbarred.
846
00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:01,883
Dad, maybe time off
will be good for you.
847
00:41:01,908 --> 00:41:03,124
Take stock.
848
00:41:03,149 --> 00:41:04,849
Think of what you want for the future.
849
00:41:42,111 --> 00:41:44,478
Hey, what's the box for?
850
00:41:44,923 --> 00:41:47,247
Right. Uh... I was
trying to tell you earlier...
851
00:41:47,282 --> 00:41:48,961
Should we just stack
these in the bedroom, babe?
852
00:41:49,235 --> 00:41:50,235
Oh, hey, Abby!
853
00:41:51,603 --> 00:41:52,968
Wait. Those are yours?
854
00:41:53,634 --> 00:41:55,070
Kelly's moving in!
855
00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:57,095
Her roommate was becoming unbearable.
856
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,687
And my lease is almost up.
857
00:41:58,712 --> 00:42:00,822
So we figured... why not?
858
00:42:01,899 --> 00:42:03,532
Huh.
859
00:42:03,557 --> 00:42:05,603
I guess there's some
truth to that old joke.
860
00:42:05,628 --> 00:42:06,628
What joke?
861
00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:08,853
What does a lesbian
bring on the second date?
862
00:42:09,210 --> 00:42:10,375
A U-haul!
863
00:42:17,449 --> 00:42:19,316
It's because of the U...
864
00:42:20,631 --> 00:42:23,098
- You made the U-haul joke?
- It was supposed to feel
865
00:42:23,134 --> 00:42:24,834
- like they were in on it!
- Abby!
866
00:42:24,869 --> 00:42:26,462
There was an actual
U-Haul parked outside!
867
00:42:26,487 --> 00:42:27,914
We've been through this.
868
00:42:27,939 --> 00:42:30,339
Before an Abby joke... read the room.
869
00:42:30,374 --> 00:42:32,658
Remember Sofia's Christmas pageant?
870
00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:34,850
- Hey, that kid was pitchy.
- He was eight!
871
00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:37,323
And his parents were
sitting right behind us!
872
00:42:38,783 --> 00:42:41,416
I was starting to make
progress with Kelly, too.
873
00:42:42,335 --> 00:42:43,525
Ah, she'll warm up to you.
874
00:42:44,555 --> 00:42:46,243
You have that effect on people.
875
00:42:46,853 --> 00:42:49,388
Even if your jokes are from 1993.
876
00:43:03,773 --> 00:43:04,963
Hey.
877
00:43:04,988 --> 00:43:07,675
Hey. I'm planning my next campaign.
878
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:09,284
Can I run a scenario by you?
879
00:43:09,309 --> 00:43:11,008
Sure.
880
00:43:11,033 --> 00:43:12,499
Wow. Hi.
881
00:43:12,749 --> 00:43:15,049
- Where'd you get all this?
- Isabelle.
882
00:43:15,808 --> 00:43:19,096
Isabelle... is she the
girl from your math class?
883
00:43:19,121 --> 00:43:21,154
The one who wrote you that Valentine?
884
00:43:21,190 --> 00:43:22,022
No.
885
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:25,292
- She's Dad's new friend.
- Dad's new friend?
886
00:43:25,317 --> 00:43:27,167
Yeah, I met her on the weekend.
887
00:43:27,451 --> 00:43:28,752
She's nice.
888
00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:36,236
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