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A-ha!
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Eh?
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"Booby Traps"?
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Ah...
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Oh, there you are, my lovely.
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Hmm! What's that?
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Take the book?
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I don't mind if I do.
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At last, it is mine.
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Finally, you are mine.
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All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles.
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Bring it on, skinny.
You don't scare me.
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You got any sevens?
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Go fish.
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Is that all you got?
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Ooh.
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Hmm.
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Man, this is way overdue.
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"Once upon a time, under the sea,
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"there was a little town
called Bikini Bottom.
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"In this town, there was a place
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"called The Krusty Krab,
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"where folks would come to eat a thing
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"called the Krabby Patty.
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"Every greasy spoon has a fry cook,
and the one who worked here
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"was named SpongeBob SquarePants."
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Who lives
in a pineapple under the sea?
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
- Just hold it. Hold it.
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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If nautical nonsense
be something you wish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Stop!
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Huh?
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There's only one thing worse
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than talking birds, and that would be...
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Singing birds!
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Okay, I promise not to si-i-i-ng.
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Take it from us.
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He really does hate singing birds.
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Just keep weading.
Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
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Come closer while I tell you the tale.
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- Okay, start reading.
- No. Not that close!
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Yeah. Hmm.
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All right, here we go.
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Now, SpongeBob loved his job
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as a fly cook...
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...more than anything.
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And that is saying a lot
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because he loved everything!
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He loved his pet snail, Gary.
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He loved his best friend, Patrick.
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He loved blowing bubbles
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- and jellyfishing.
- Whee!
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He loved making Krabby Patties
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for the folks of Bikini Bottom
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just as much as they loved eating them.
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Why, you may ask,
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do they love this
greasy little sandwich so much?
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Why did they eat them for breakfast...
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...lunch,
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and dinner,
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despite their doctor's warnings?
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He'll be gone in a week.
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Oh, Harold!
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Oh. It was a secret.
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No one was sure what was
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in these patties
that made them so delicious.
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And, frankly, no one cared,
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- except for Plankton.
- Meh.
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Plankton owned a restaurant
right across the street
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from The Krusty Krab,
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where no one ate
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because the food was really bad.
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Now, is that really necessary?
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Plankton
had made it his life's work
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to steal the recipe.
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SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
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And SpongeBob was
always there to protect it.
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But today, things
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would be different.
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Good morning, SpongeBob!
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Morning, Patrick!
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You here for
your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
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I'm getting two today.
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One for me and one for my friend.
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Oh. Have I met this friend?
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"You know me, SpongeBob."
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Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.
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Thirteen,
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fourteen, fifteen...
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Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got
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our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
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Tartar...
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Sauce?
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Bull's-eye!
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Plankton!
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So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
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Welcome to Air Plankton.
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Please put your seat backs
and tray tables up
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as we're now approaching
our final destination.
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Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!
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Mashed or scalloped, sir?
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No, Patrick. Raw.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Locked and loaded!
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Don't worry, little formuler,
you'll be safe in this,
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uh, safe.
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Fire!
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Potatoes?
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He's closing in!
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I think we have a few minutes
before he gets here.
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He's right on top of us!
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Hey, it's raining fries!
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It's gonna take a lot more than
potatoes to bring this baby down.
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Or maybe not.
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Whoo!
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Wait a minute,
Patrick, look! He's got a tank!
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Well, Krabs, you're certainly
in a pickle now!
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Hey, it's raining pickles!
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Now it's raining...
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Tanks.
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You're welcome!
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Finland.
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Your orders, sir!
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I'll have two
Krabby Patties-extra ketchup,
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extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
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Wrong channel!
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Your orders, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
Hold the mayo!
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Yes, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
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Hold the mayo!
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Unleash the condiments!
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With relish.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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- Guess y'all don't want my money.
- Money?
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Thank you! Come again!
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I can't hold the mayo any longer!
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Mayo? Well, it's going to
take a lot more than mayo to stop...
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Now what?
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Oh!
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I just remembered,
I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
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Robot! Robot!
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Robot! Giant robot!
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Robot! Robot!
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Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here
and he's got a giant robot!
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Quick, boy, bar the door!
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Got it!
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I'll take one secret formula...
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...to go.
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Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?
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I'm not through yet.
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I've got something that will make
you hand over that formula.
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Something you can't resist.
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Money!
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Yes! Huh?
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That's... That's... That's impossible!
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Well, it was full of money just last week.
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And then
I bought that airplane and built that tank.
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Sounds to me like
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someone's just a wee bit broke!
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Well, Krabs, I guess you've won.
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I've spent every penny I've ever made
trying to put you out of business.
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Except this one.
My last penny.
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Besides, what can I do
with one measly cent anyway?
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You could give it to me.
Just a suggestion.
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Here, take it.
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You've taken everything else. Why not?
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Well, Plankton,
like a reheated Krabby Patty,
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you've been foiled again.
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I guess this means the secret formula
is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?
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It sure does, boy.
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Why don't you scurry along?
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Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!
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He's been out there
crying for 20 minutes.
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Pathetic.
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I'm just going to
go out there and gloat a little.
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Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
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"Laptop." You do realize
that nickname is demeaning?
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I have twice the processing
power of a laptop.
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Never mind.
Maintain radio silence.
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Finally!
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Huh?
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A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?
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Amateur hour.
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Hmm.
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Perfect!
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Not a bad likeness.
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Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.
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Easy, easy.
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Plankton's broke!
Ooh-ooh.
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Look at Mr. Krabs go.
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I've never seen him
gloat this hard before.
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Hey, well, Plankton,
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me bunions are telling me
it's time to stop gloating.
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Huh? Looks like you're
falling apart at the seams.
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- Huh?
- Poor me.
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- Sob, sob.
- A robot?
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Plankton?
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Uh-oh.
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That ain't good.
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Initiating lockdown sequence.
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Me formuler!
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Huh? Ow!
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No, no, no! No!
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Squidward! Open up!
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Ha-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.
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Give me that!
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Come on, SpongeBob, join me!
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And we'll be rich and powerful,
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until I eventually betray you.
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- Uh, join me!
- No! Never!
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I'm on Team Krabs for life!
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Plankton!
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What? Where'd it go?
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Wait a minute.
Molecular deconstruction?
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I proved that to be a
scientific impossibility seven times!
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Wait a minute.
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I think I forgot to empty
Gary's litter box today.
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Where's me formuler, Plankton?
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I... I don't know! It just disappeared!
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Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
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Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,
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but this time he's telling
the truth. It just vanished!
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It's true!
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Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!
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What are you going to do, Krabs?
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Pour hot oil on me?
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Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
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No. Knock, knock.
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Knock-knock jokes?
I can do this all day, Krabs.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, boy. Who's there?
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy who?
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Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!
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Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
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You'll see.
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"Jimmy back my formula"?
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Hmm.
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Oh!
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I get it!
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Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
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Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!
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Thank you, Squidward.
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The customers are getting restless!
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They're asking for
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refunds.
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Refunds.
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Refunds?
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Refund! Refund!
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Listen up, boy. Get in there
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and make me customers
some Krabby Patties!
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All right, Plankton... Huh?
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SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
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We're out of Krabby Patties?
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How can we make more Krabby
Patties without the secret formula?
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You've got to have that
formuler memorized by now!
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But as you are aware, sir,
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the employee handbook
clearly states, and I quote,
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"No employee may, in part or in whole,
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"commit the Krabby Patty secret formula
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"to any recorded written or visual form,
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"including memories, dreams,
and/or needlepoint."
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00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,762
Curse you, fine print!
271
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,525
Refund! Refund! Refund!
272
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,045
Stop!
273
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,764
I'm not your enemy!
274
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,888
Plankton is your enemy!
275
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,201
So is he an anemone or a plankton?
276
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,801
Well, someone had to do it.
277
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,121
But Mr. Krabs...
278
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,441
He took this from you!
279
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,570
- Krabby Patty...
- I can almost taste it.
280
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,211
Uh, Mr. Krabs,
Plankton didn't take the secret formula.
281
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,964
Not now, SpongeBob!
282
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,369
Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!
283
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,570
So join me! Help get the formuler back,
284
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,885
and I'll give each
and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!
285
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,085
Oh, no! Wait!
286
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,845
Even better, a slight discount!
287
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,451
To The Chum Bucket!
288
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,010
But he didn't do it.
289
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,766
I had it right
in my greedy little mitts,
290
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,285
and then... Poof!
291
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,365
And now it's gone. Gone forever.
292
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,683
Oh, I was so close to
gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.
293
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,126
Um, Plankton?
294
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,046
Oh, when will my
frustration-slash-humiliation end?
295
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,122
- Plankton?
- Not now, hon!
296
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,884
I'm ranting-slash-raving.
297
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,365
All right, what is it?
298
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:48,001
Well, I was trying to tell you
there's an angry mob outside.
299
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,681
But now they're inside.
300
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,205
Oh.
301
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,047
- Hmm?
- I just work here.
302
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,561
We'd like to have a word with you!
303
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,722
You all look very hungry.
304
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,890
Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?
305
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,600
Enough with
the niceties, Plankton!
306
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,724
This is the last time
I'm going to ask you.
307
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,922
Where is me formuler?
308
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,641
I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.
309
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,410
Wrong answer.
310
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,084
Stop!
311
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,967
All right, Mr. Krabs,
let me get in on this.
312
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,843
What's going on around here?
313
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,242
You may want to
step back a little, Mr. Krabs.
314
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,367
This could get messy.
315
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,606
Let's hope so.
316
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,401
So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
317
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,642
I didn't want to have to do this.
318
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,485
Plankton, here comes the pain.
319
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,843
Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical!
320
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,607
No! Stop! Don't!
321
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,123
Wait. That didn't look painful.
322
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,642
Mr. Krabs, you may not
understand what I'm about to do today,
323
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:56,290
but someday we'll look back
and have a good laugh.
324
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,046
Wait a minute.
325
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,963
Hey, they're getting away!
326
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,970
Sorry, Mr. Krabs!
327
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:06,131
So, you've been running
a long con on me, eh?
328
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,889
All these years you've been
working for Plankton!
329
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,365
They're in cahoots!
330
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,482
Yeah, I guess that's
a short way of saying it.
331
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,244
Stop that bubble!
332
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,721
Please tell me there's
something soft below me.
333
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,881
Mmm, nope.
334
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,648
SpongeBob!
335
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,891
Oh. You were like
an underpaid son to me.
336
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,089
I would've expected Squidward
to stab me in the back.
337
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,281
Huh? What? Huh?
338
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,566
But SpongeBob?
339
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:47,611
Me most trusted employee?
Working with me sworn enemy?
340
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,490
You know what this means,
Mr. Squidward.
341
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,920
We get the rest of the day off?
342
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,001
No!
343
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,687
This be but a harbinger
of what I fear lies ahead.
344
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,370
For you. For me.
345
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,170
For all of Bikini Bottom!
346
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,846
The Krabby Patty
is what ties us all together!
347
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:07,562
Without it, there will be
a complete breakdown of social order.
348
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,320
A war of all against all!
349
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,211
Dark times are ahead.
350
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,325
Dark times indeed!
351
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,881
Seriously?
352
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,888
Aren't you overreacting a bit?
353
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:23,927
Huh?
354
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,401
Welcome to the apocalypse,
Mr. Squidward.
355
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,008
I hope you like leather.
356
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,850
I prefer suede.
357
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,962
And so
Bikini Bottom became
358
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,046
an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.
359
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,760
The end.
360
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,244
Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.
361
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,647
- Oh, this is bad. Really bad.
- What? What?
362
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,927
SpongeBob's in trouble
and the story's over?
363
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,889
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
364
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,570
Hey, call a therapist!
365
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,331
I have anxiety!
366
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,402
There is no way that
that's the end of this story.
367
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,365
Of course it is. I'll show you.
368
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,487
Just turn around.
369
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,050
Oh, all right.
370
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,088
Hey!
371
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,128
I need that to fly, you jerk.
372
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,040
"The
373
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,446
"End"!
374
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,286
That's not the end!
375
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:25,846
Of course it is!
376
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,968
- Unhand that book!
- You let go of that!
377
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,485
Let go, you numbskull!
378
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,081
You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,
379
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:35,921
or else!
380
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:41,245
I know I shouldn't be
littering, but that ending was rubbish!
381
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,804
Rubbish!
382
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,687
Good morning, Squidward.
I'll have the usual.
383
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,610
With cheese.
384
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,603
We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
385
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,206
No Krabby Patties?
386
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,007
No!
387
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,164
Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.
388
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,841
We've really gotta get that formula back.
389
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,561
Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?
390
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,610
Excuse me, I need a moment.
391
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,407
With that formula, I could rule the world!
392
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,050
You know I can hear you, right?
393
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,122
Well, what do we do now?
394
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,249
Now we work together.
You know, teamwork.
395
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,561
What's, uh, "tee-am work"?
396
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,210
No, Plankton, teamwork.
397
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,646
Tee-am work.
398
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,051
- Teamwork.
- Tie-'em work.
399
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,161
- Teamwork.
- Tie 'em up!
400
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,561
- Say "team," like a sports...
- Team.
401
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,404
- Team. Now say "work."
- Work.
402
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,567
Put them together. What do you got?
403
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,330
Time bomb work.
404
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,521
Getting better!
405
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,563
Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!
406
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,890
Oh, hey, Patrick!
407
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,881
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
408
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,284
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,
Krabby...
409
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,008
Krabby Patty, Krabby...
410
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,570
Krabby Patty...
411
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,005
Krabby...
412
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,527
Krabby!
413
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,290
Come on, tummy,
414
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,448
it's gonna be a long day.
415
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,888
We interrupt
your regular program
416
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,570
for an important news bulletin.
417
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,290
Perch Perkins reporting live
418
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,761
from downtown Bikini Bottom.
419
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,003
Complete chaos here today
as our town attempts to deal with
420
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,409
a sudden and complete shortage
of Krabby Patties. Whoa!
421
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,528
Events here have
this reporter wondering,
422
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,241
what is the secret ingredient in Krabby
Patties anyway?
423
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,564
It's love! The secret ingredient is love!
424
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,925
No more Krabby Patties?
425
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,286
If I'd have known that,
426
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,840
I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?
427
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,682
What the corndog is that?
428
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,122
Come on, Plankton, it's easy!
429
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,363
It means, I help you, you help me,
430
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,885
and when we accomplish our goal,
431
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,246
then we do hands in the middle.
432
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,364
Hands in the middle?
No, no. Sounds idiotic.
433
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,809
Besides, the two of us
are no match for that cranky mob!
434
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,648
We could probably use a few more
435
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,405
tee-am works.
436
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,891
That's exactly what I was thinking!
437
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,961
Wait, what are you doing?
438
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,970
I need Krabby Patties!
439
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,567
Patrick, what are you doing?
440
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,886
Krabby Patties!
441
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,405
Vandalizing stuff.
442
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,284
Isn't that your house?
443
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,044
Hey, what's with all the questions?
444
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,485
Who are you guys?
445
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,007
It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?
446
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,323
Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,
447
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,562
then what's the secret password?
448
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,161
Uh...
449
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,282
Correct! It is you!
450
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,408
- SpongeBob!
- Whoa!
451
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,289
- SpongeBob.
- Patrick!
452
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,089
SpongeBob!
453
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,721
Why aren't you at The Krusty
Krab making Krabby Patties?
454
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,406
Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
455
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,562
Yeah, Mr. Krabs says
you and Plankton took it.
456
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,210
No, that's not what happened.
457
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,691
It just disappeared.
458
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,762
We're putting a team together to find it.
459
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,251
A team?
460
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,721
Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
461
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,080
Okay, Patrick, you're in.
462
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,650
I don't know, SpongeBob.
463
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,168
What exactly does this clown
bring to the tee-am?
464
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,522
He brings loyalty, Plankton.
465
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,087
Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?
466
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,525
Yeah, yeah, loyalty.
467
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,082
I've got SpongeBob!
468
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,680
He's over here!
469
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,208
Let's go get him!
470
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,051
Come on, SpongeBob,
let's get out of here!
471
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,360
Patrick!
472
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,803
Patrick, why are you doing this?
473
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,167
Because I need
474
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,170
Krabby Patties!
475
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,242
Hurry up! I'm hungry!
476
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,445
Over here!
477
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,209
Guys, am I still on the team?
478
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,603
Hey, what are you looking at?
479
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,720
Sandy!
480
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,085
Sandy!
481
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,926
Sandy?
482
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,008
Sandy, are you home?
483
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,283
Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.
484
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,968
What is all this stuff?
485
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,161
Sandy?
486
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,084
Don't touch that!
487
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,925
Incoherent muttering.
488
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,162
Sandy? Are you okay?
489
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,446
Okay?
490
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,408
Have you looked outside?
Does that seem "okay" to you?
491
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,404
I'm trying to figure out
what happened to society.
492
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,444
If we don't fix it soon,
493
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,045
there won't be anything left to fix!
494
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,086
Sandy?
495
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,367
The lack of Krabby Patties
has driven her mad.
496
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,448
And I think I figgered it out.
497
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,281
Look.
498
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,285
When this came down from above,
499
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,929
I knew it could only mean one thing.
500
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,531
And that would be?
501
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,803
It means it's the end!
502
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,641
The sandwich gods are angry with us!
503
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,205
Sandwich gods?
504
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,887
I just don't know
how we're going to appease them!
505
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,289
You got any other friends
who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
506
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,285
Well, I have one friend
who's loyal to the very end.
507
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,685
Gary, I'm home.
508
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,766
Gare-bear?
509
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,881
Gary?
510
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,361
Gary?
511
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,129
- Ugh.
- Huh?
512
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,247
Revolting!
513
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,209
But it means Gary is close by!
514
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,248
Gary, I'm back!
515
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,161
Whoa.
516
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,929
Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you
to help us find the Krabby Patty formula
517
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,241
and fix Bikini Bottom.
518
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,091
What do you mean, you don't
have to do as I say anymore?
519
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,124
What do you mean, "King of Snails"?
520
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,529
Gary The Snail, you get down here right
now and join this team!
521
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,844
What do you mean, "Seize them"?
522
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,726
Why are you running?
523
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,882
Because they're right on our tail.
524
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,684
Oh, right, snails.
525
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,684
Well, so much for your tee-am.
526
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,526
Putting together a team is a lot
harder than I thought it would be!
527
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,931
This way!
528
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,805
We better get out of here
until things cool off.
529
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,163
Everything we know
and love has been destroyed.
530
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,965
Oh, yeah, looks like
they're gonna have to
531
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,010
change the name
of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.
532
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,009
Right, SpongeBob?
533
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,003
That's kind of gross, Plankton.
534
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,401
Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?
535
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,324
This feels like it really is the end.
536
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,328
Don't worry, SpongeBob,
537
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,405
we'll find the secret formula and
everything will go back to the way it was,
538
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,721
you know, all happy and junk.
539
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,247
Now let's try and get some sleep.
540
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,560
Yeah, I guess you're right.
541
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,723
Here you are. Feel comfy?
542
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,251
You know, Plankton,
543
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,243
I think you might know a little bit more
544
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,130
about teamwork than you let on.
545
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,810
Good night, SpongeBob.
546
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,930
Good night, Plankton.
547
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,846
"Good night," indeed.
548
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,080
That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.
549
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,329
You're hiding that formula
in there somewhere.
550
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,367
Huh?
551
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,486
Well, here goes nothing.
552
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,641
Huh?
553
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,963
What is this place?
554
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,088
Fudge fight!
555
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,447
Oh, it's all over me!
556
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,126
Ew! It's so sweet in here!
557
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,601
I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
558
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,284
Hello, Plankton.
559
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,806
Come and play with us.
560
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,166
Hurry
561
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,361
before we melt.
562
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,926
Whoa...
563
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,324
So much sweetness.
564
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,482
I think I'm going to be sick!
565
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,761
Huh?
566
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,806
Daddy!
567
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,562
Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!
568
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,371
I just had
the craziest dream! And you were in it!
569
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,771
I'm sure it was nothing.
570
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,806
Now go back to sleep.
571
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,405
Were you in my brain?
572
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,404
What? No! That's crazy talk!
573
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,923
Then why is there
cotton candy on your antenna?
574
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,765
Because, uh, because, uh...
575
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,848
Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
576
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,042
What were you doing in there?
577
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,804
What do you think I was doing?
578
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,484
Looking for the secret formula.
579
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,608
- What?
- Don't act so innocent.
580
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,250
You knew what I was up to.
581
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,801
That's why you're pretending
not to know the formula.
582
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,166
I'm not pretending!
583
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,049
I can't believe you thought I was lying.
584
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,804
Hey, don't take it personally.
585
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,644
I just assume everyone is lying.
586
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,370
That is a horrible way
587
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,124
- to live your life.
- Whatever.
588
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,005
It is! And if we're going
to be on the same team...
589
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,969
Maybe I don't want to be
590
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,611
on the tee-am! You think of that?
591
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,649
But, Plankton, everything's better
592
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,961
when you're part of a team.
593
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,322
You're not going
to start singing, are you?
594
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,401
- Teamwork!
- Oh, brother.
595
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,165
We can do anything
when we have teamwork
596
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,562
Don't you think so, my friend?
597
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,165
No, tee-am work
598
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,891
ls getting in the way
of my schee-am work
599
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,407
What don't you comprehend?
600
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,482
But working together is the key
601
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,730
Nothing's impossible
when it's you and me
602
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,922
I'm doing just fine on my own
603
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,929
Work is no fun when you do it alone
604
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,407
if I want it done right,
I'll do it by myself
605
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,448
But what if you need
something on a higher shelf?
606
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:16,601
But I'm the target
607
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,206
Of a very scary,
crazy post-apocalyptic mob!
608
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,123
Well, that's exactly
why you need a partner
609
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,363
Helping you with this important job
610
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,522
I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail
611
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,483
I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail
612
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,722
I'm the flower, you're the aroma
613
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,930
Right now I wish I was in a coma
614
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,081
Come on.
615
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,162
I'm here for you and you're here for me
616
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,686
It's better when you plus me equals we
617
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,003
Working together in harmony
618
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,367
Side by side, we can reach our dreams
619
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,050
'Cause nothing's impossible
620
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,566
When we're a team!
621
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,120
All right, you can put me down.
622
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,565
Well...
623
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,881
That's one minute of my life
I'll never get back.
624
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,371
Not without a time machine.
625
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,403
Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
626
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,004
Now back up.
627
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,926
Slow down.
628
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,520
Not without a time machine.
629
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,006
Hmm.
630
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,521
Yes!
631
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,684
- SpongeBob, you're a genius!
- I am?
632
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,962
If we build a time machine,
633
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,725
we can go back to before
the formula disappeared.
634
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,441
Before society broke down.
Before we became the hunted!
635
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,130
That sounds great, Plankton,
636
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,363
but how do we build a time machine?
637
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,841
Well, first we'll need
a computer powerful enough
638
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,048
to calculate the intricacies
of time travel.
639
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,531
Where would we get one of those?
640
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,601
Hmm.
641
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,331
There she is.
My computer wife.
642
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,562
They've got her tied up in the back room.
643
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,928
I've never seen this many
people at The Chum Bucket.
644
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,161
I've never seen anyone there.
645
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,480
Now was that really necessary?
646
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,766
Cause the food's really bad.
647
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,444
- Oh, come on! Really?
- Shh!
648
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,761
How are we gonna
sneak past those guards?
649
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,081
Hmm.
650
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,451
Well, what do we have here?
651
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:13,449
We better hurry.
Those guys really hate tires.
652
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,445
We'll never get in. The door's locked.
653
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,369
Hmm.
654
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,011
Wait. The window is open.
655
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,121
Come on, Plankton,
656
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,089
it's time for some teamwork.
Give me a boost.
657
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,128
Okay. Wait a minute, no!
658
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,802
Just a little higher, Plankton.
659
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,601
Plankton?
660
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:43,091
Why don't you boost me up instead?
661
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,571
Oh, yeah, good thinking.
662
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,887
Come on, SpongeBob, come on!
663
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,051
We're in!
664
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,486
Shh!
665
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,164
There's a guard over there.
666
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,520
Let's take the key from around his neck.
667
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,768
We're gonna have to be very quiet.
668
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,320
Let's walk on the tips of our toes.
669
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,208
Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
670
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,840
You're gonna get us caught.
671
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,161
Sorry.
672
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,364
Now just reach over and grab it.
673
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,642
Halt! Who goes there?
674
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,685
- Stop! Pull it over his head!
- Oh.
675
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,121
Stop, stop, stop!
676
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,403
Let me get up there.
677
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,570
Help me.
678
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,805
What?
679
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,921
No!
680
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,570
Plankton, help!
681
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,563
I'll rock him,
you tell him a bedtime story.
682
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,484
Once upon a time
683
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,882
there was a big fat
pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
684
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,924
Nice try,
but it's gonna take more than that to...
685
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,244
I told you, I don't have
the formula, you monsters!
686
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,807
- Hey, baby, how are you?
- Plankton!
687
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,287
My hero! You must need something,
688
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,089
otherwise you wouldn't have come back.
689
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,925
Plankton has a plan
to save Bikini Bottom.
690
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,731
It doesn't matter, Plankton.
Krabs knows all your plans.
691
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,206
He's been through my hard drive
692
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,850
looking for the secret formula.
693
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,970
Eh, I never had it.
But we're going to get it.
694
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,610
We're gonna go back in time
695
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,961
to steal the formula
before it disappeared.
696
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,201
Time travel!
697
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,607
Where are you gonna find
a computer that can do that?
698
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:35,920
Wait a minute!
699
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,805
I've never carried a head before.
700
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,291
You'll get used to it.
701
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,050
It's still warm.
702
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,969
So you won't talk, huh?
703
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,771
Let some air out of him.
704
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,687
Is this where
we're gonna build our time machine?
705
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,167
Sure.
It's got everything we need.
706
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,321
A photo booth.
707
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,404
A cuckoo clock.
708
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,761
Some day-old chips.
709
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,002
Now all we have to do is build it.
710
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,890
Oh, no, you don't!
711
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,007
Hey, my pitch pipe!
712
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,651
Uh, I need it.
For the time machine.
713
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,927
Oh. Okay.
714
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,411
Installed!
715
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,841
Mmm.
716
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,284
I did it!
717
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,488
No, we did it!
718
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,403
Wait. We did do it.
719
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,806
As a tee-am.
720
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,609
- A team.
- Whatever.
721
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,843
Working together in harmony
722
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,241
Side by side, we can reach our dreams
723
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:00,246
'Cause nothing's impossible
When we're a team
724
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,727
Okay, now for the brains!
725
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,487
Okay, Plankton, this is it.
726
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,289
It's gonna take all my processors
727
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,209
and energy to power this time machine.
728
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,368
So if you have anything
you wanna tell me,
729
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,851
you better tell me now.
730
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,290
Well, Karen...
731
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,169
I know I've taken you for granted
732
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,765
all these years, and
733
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,444
I, I just wanted to say,
734
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,807
I'm glad you're on my tee-am.
735
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,001
Oh, Sheldon,
736
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,800
that's the sweetest thing you've ever...
737
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,483
Plankton, are you crying?
738
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,324
No, no, no!
739
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,723
It's just one of the hazards
of having a giant eyeball.
740
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,768
There's always stuff getting in there.
741
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,569
Anyway,
where were we?
742
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,285
Say "cheese."
743
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,125
Cheese!
744
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,682
According to my calculations,
745
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,804
The Krusty Krab should be right here!
746
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,723
What's that over there?
747
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,281
- SpongeBob?
- Patrick?
748
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,805
Is it really you?
749
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,843
- Yes, Patrick, it's...
- Finally!
750
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,846
The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
751
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,288
Great Krabby Patty Famine?
Oh, what year is this?
752
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,646
It's Thursday.
753
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,888
According to my calculations,
754
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,440
we've only gone four days into the future.
755
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,170
Where is everybody?
756
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,126
They all gave up on you. But not me!
757
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,362
Cause I'm not very smart.
758
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,928
Where is The Krusty Krab?
759
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,282
Right where it's always been!
760
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,843
I think we may be lost in time, Plankton.
761
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,207
Maybe we should ask
this guy for directions.
762
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,609
Excuse me, sir?
Can you tell us when we are?
763
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:36,286
Who dares disturb
The One Who Watches?
764
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,646
The One Who Watches?
765
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,723
Your name is The One Who Watches?
766
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,327
No, my true name is
767
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,084
Bubbles.
768
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,724
Bubbles?
769
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,565
What kind of a name is Bubbles?
770
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,331
It is my ancient dolphin name.
771
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,164
So what's a dolphin doing out here
772
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,446
in the middle of space?
773
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,681
My kind
774
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,331
have been watching and protecting
775
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,687
the galaxy for...
776
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,366
Hmm.
777
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,688
10,000 years!
778
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,001
Oh, so you're the one
779
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,048
keeping the meteors from hitting us.
780
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,246
Yes, I am.
781
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,364
And I could really do with a potty break.
782
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,171
Would you mind
keeping an eye on things?
783
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,321
Sure thing. But, uh,
what am I keeping my eye on?
784
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,086
What are you doing?
785
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,605
I'm watching.
786
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,245
We don't even know
what we're watching for.
787
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,608
Maybe we should split up the workload.
788
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,364
You watch the one with the big red eye,
789
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,283
I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies.
790
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,084
Like a team.
791
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,531
Okay, mine's moving.
792
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,125
Mine, too.
793
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,565
No, this doesn't seem right.
794
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:50,767
Should we call Bubbles?
795
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,171
Let's give him a minute.
He's been holding it
796
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,401
for 10,000 years.
797
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,328
I'm pretty sure that wasn't
supposed to happen.
798
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,084
Come on, Plankton,
we got to clean this up
799
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,208
before Bubbles gets back!
800
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,851
Much better. Yes.
801
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,686
You two are free to go.
802
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,771
What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
803
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,722
You were supposed to...
804
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,642
Keep them from smashing
into each other!
805
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:36,801
Sorry.
806
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,207
Now
I am going to lose my job!
807
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,887
And you will lose your lives.
808
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:51,845
Quarter me!
809
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,440
Plankton?
810
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,200
SpongeBob!
811
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,804
Plankton?
812
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,291
SpongeBob?
813
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,044
Who are you two supposed to be?
814
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,049
I'm you, from the future.
815
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,849
And I'm him from the future.
816
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,570
So you traveled back through time
817
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,529
to help me? Great thinking.
818
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,965
Nope. He's helping me.
819
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,485
But he's the enemy!
820
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,847
Was the enemy.
Now we're a team.
821
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,888
What? A tee-am?
822
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,730
A team!
823
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,042
All right, go get the formula.
824
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,125
What have I become?
825
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,566
All right, Plankton.
826
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,807
Do you have
flying boatmobiles in the future?
827
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,961
We only came back
828
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,367
from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.
829
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,010
Are there rocket packs?
830
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,645
Oh!
831
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,801
Did they outlaw
832
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,331
- clothes in the future?
- No!
833
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,481
Then why are you naked?
834
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,927
Because they don't make
clothes in my size.
835
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,041
Hold still, you!
836
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:13,202
If you're from the future,
what am I gonna say next?
837
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,408
- Something moronic?
- Wow.
838
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,284
Hey, hurry up over there!
839
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,364
Uh-oh. That ain't good.
840
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,409
Initiating lockdown sequence.
841
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,847
Come on, SpongeBob,
we gotta get out of here!
842
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,487
- Got it!
- Come on!
843
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,088
Oh, that was crazy!
844
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,561
So that's what teamwork is.
845
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,325
All those years I tried to make you mine,
846
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,289
and I finally did it.
847
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,761
I mean, we did it!
848
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,930
And so it would seem that
849
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:57,881
our heroes have accomplished
all they had set out to do.
850
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,770
- Now that's an ending.
- Whoo-hoo!
851
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,491
Andy, cue the music.
852
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,531
Oh, no.
853
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,728
That's not the end.
854
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,849
So you mean the ending
might be even happier?
855
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,480
Here we go!
856
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,682
Land ho!
857
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,409
Mom, where's my towel?
858
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,407
What?
859
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,565
Whoa!
860
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,202
- Whoa! Dude, look at that.
- What?
861
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,526
I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people!
862
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:47,645
Out of my way! I'm coming!
863
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,722
Out of there!
864
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,006
Sorry!
865
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,242
- Too fast!
- Slow down!
866
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,682
- I'm coming!
- No, no!
867
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,890
Yeah!
868
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,726
All right,
you feathered rats, time to shove off!
869
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,008
What? Why?
870
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:22,562
Well, I can't have you pooping
871
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,722
all over my restaurant, can I?
872
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,127
Restaurant? I thought
this was a pirate ship.
873
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,122
Oh, it is.
874
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,725
But it is also...
875
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,806
A-ha!
876
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,805
My very own food truck!
877
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,001
A what?
878
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,606
Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
879
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,763
- Like a garbage truck.
- No!
880
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,082
Are you trying to
scare away my customers?
881
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,124
Well, we're not leaving
till we see how the story ends.
882
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,091
No problem.
883
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:06,604
You guys like
a little snack while you wait?
884
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,529
- Sure, I'll take a curdled milk.
- How about a fish head?
885
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,045
And a French fry covered in sand.
886
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,681
Who wants some
887
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,001
hot wings?
888
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,083
Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?
889
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,770
Which one of you is next?
890
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,451
He's a madman!
891
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,647
Let's get out of here!
892
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,609
You crazy, man! You crazy!
893
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,170
Bye-bye, Mr. Poop.
894
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,480
Now I can get my gold sticker.
895
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,329
Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.
896
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,482
I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.
897
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,285
Boo!
898
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,805
I can't fly without my feathers.
899
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,685
Where to, Mac?
900
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,330
Just dwive.
901
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,730
Oh...
902
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,001
Squidward!
903
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,168
Still out of Krabby Patties.
904
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,568
Does anyone have a picture
905
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,130
of ketchup?
906
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,810
I done figgered it out!
907
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,570
We have angered the sandwich gods
908
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:19,486
and only a sacrifice will appease them!
909
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:21,290
Well, that sounds reasonable.
910
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,882
Soon our
post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over,
911
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,971
and Krabby Patties
will rain down from above!
912
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,520
Rain down? Well, that's no good.
913
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,364
How will I get me money?
914
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,603
Oh, you don't like that idea?
Then we'll sacrifice you!
915
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,525
Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
916
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,651
It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice
917
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:49,768
on an empty stomach.
918
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,922
Who wants a Krabby Patty?
919
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,971
SpongeBob, is that me formuler?
920
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,644
On, happy day!
921
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:01,371
I missed you so much.
922
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,762
Where was it?
Where did you find it?
923
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,808
Well, Plankton and I built a time machine
924
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,769
out of an old photo booth
and then we added...
925
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,285
- Cheese!
- Patrick, wait!
926
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,366
It's okay, everyone.
927
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,285
The post-apocalypse is almost over!
928
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,768
Ain't that right, SpongeBob?
929
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,688
"Eugene, eat my
930
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,008
"subaquatic air bubbles.
931
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,565
"Love, Plankton"?
932
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,722
You grabbed the wrong bottle!
933
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,484
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!
934
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,449
That's okay, SpongeBob.
935
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,569
We'll just have to sacrifice
the two of you then.
936
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,769
Prepare them for the sacrifice!
937
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,802
I bring a message from the dawn of time!
938
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,001
What is it, Patrick?
939
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,089
Run!
940
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,002
Squidosaurus rex!
941
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,521
Well, Plankton,
942
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,921
I guess we failed
to accomplish our goals.
943
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,525
"We"?
944
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,443
But even failure hurts a little less
945
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,966
when you do it as a team, right?
946
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,610
This is all your fault!
947
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,041
My fault?
948
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,885
You're the one who stole
the wrong secret formula.
949
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,564
I didn't know there were two bottles.
950
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,768
Of course you didn't!
951
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,366
Because you got cotton candy for brains!
952
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:29,885
Ooh!
953
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,962
No, seriously, he really does.
954
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,565
Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess
955
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,086
in the first place, if you
weren't so selfish and evil.
956
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,969
I was selfish and evil,
957
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,964
until you ruined everything
with your "teamwork"!
958
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,049
Oh! You take that back!
959
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,403
You are the worst teammate ever!
960
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,010
No!
961
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,482
Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing
garbage and recycling!
962
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,684
Look at me.
963
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,323
Why, I've become like all of you.
964
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,690
Savage.
965
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,126
Fear-ridden.
966
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,771
Selfish.
967
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,003
An entire town of formerly good citizens
968
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,686
turned into heartless freaks,
969
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,649
bent on their own self-prever...
970
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,290
Self-preter...
971
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,727
- "Preservation?"
- Yes!
972
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,610
We've become alienated
from each other.
973
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,047
Each one an island unto himself,
974
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,202
concerned only with ourselves.
975
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,044
And in the name of all fishhood,
976
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,521
I am not about to let that happen!
977
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,121
And so,
978
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,328
if a sacrifice is needed to restore
979
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,767
Bikini Bottom to its former glory...
980
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,242
Then I am willing
to take one for the team!
981
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:13,401
You heard him!
982
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,245
Sacrifice!
983
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,643
Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
984
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,171
Sacrifice!
985
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:24,244
Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
986
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,371
Let the sacrifice begin!
987
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,608
Patties! Patties!
988
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,331
And I thought my friends were primitive.
989
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,684
Don't cry, me boy.
990
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,889
Everything's going to be fine, for us.
991
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,566
Oh, I'm not crying,
Mr. Krabs.
992
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,085
I smell Krabby Patties!
993
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:53,808
That's right. Keep thinking
happy thoughts. Now!
994
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,689
Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
995
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,330
The boy's right.
996
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,041
My leg!
997
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,451
I smell 'em, too!
998
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,807
Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!
999
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:18,527
Wait. You mean we can
just take this stuff off?
1000
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,290
Go find that Krabby Patty!
1001
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,240
Come on, everybody!
1002
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,443
I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!
1003
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,482
It's coming from over there!
1004
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,842
Come on, guys, I think
it's just over this hill.
1005
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,002
How do you expect us
to go up to the surface?
1006
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,320
We won't be able to breathe!
1007
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,562
All right, all secondary characters
1008
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,005
come with me.
1009
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,765
- Yeah, I'm with you guys.
- No way, Squidward.
1010
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,081
You're going up there with us.
1011
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,605
My feet hurt.
1012
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,365
Patrick, you don't have feet.
1013
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,011
It's not fair! You have feet.
1014
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,880
Sandy has feet. Squidward has feet.
1015
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,644
Actually, I have four feet.
1016
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,120
It's not about feet.
1017
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,645
What is it about, then?
1018
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,404
It's about being a team
1019
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,568
and sticking together, no matter what!
1020
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,007
The only way we're going
up there is if some
1021
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:49,482
fairy godmother shows up
and helps us breathe air.
1022
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,604
- Bubbles!
- SpongeBob, you know this guy?
1023
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,808
Don't hurt us!
We're sorry we got you fired.
1024
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,121
Hurt you?
1025
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,170
Why, I traveled back
through time to thank you.
1026
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,210
I've been stuck in that job for eons.
1027
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,642
I needed a change,
1028
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,610
but I was too afraid to go for it.
1029
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:16,690
Well, Bubbles, I'm glad we could help.
1030
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,411
Now it is my turn to help.
1031
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,245
I can get you safely to the surface.
1032
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,010
Now!
1033
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,482
Quick, all of you, get in my mouth.
1034
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,971
Come on, guys, let's go!
1035
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,249
There's no way I'm climbing
into some dolphin's mouth.
1036
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,840
Yeah. This guy just wants a free lunch.
1037
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,008
Guys, if Bubbles has the courage
1038
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,162
to quit his dead-end, nowhere job
1039
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,208
and travel back through time to help us,
1040
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,089
then we need to have the courage to...
1041
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,122
Well, I never thought
I'd be eaten by a dolphin.
1042
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,366
No, if he was eating us,
1043
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,727
he'd be chewing us up
and we'd be going down there.
1044
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,207
This is what you call riding in style.
1045
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,601
Not a lot of legroom in here.
1046
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,485
Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
1047
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:06,168
Note to self:
Never stow away in a gym sock.
1048
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,165
What's happening? I feel tingly!
1049
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,320
Ow, my neck!
1050
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:34,208
I've done all I can.
1051
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,442
The rest is up to you.
1052
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,045
Thank you, Bubbles!
1053
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,208
Farewell, SpongeBob.
1054
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,845
Farewell, Bubbles.
1055
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,082
Now to update my...
1056
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,324
Resume!
1057
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,723
Ah! Fresh air! Oh, how I've missed you.
1058
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,440
Ugh! This place smells awful!
1059
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,090
Come on, guys.
1060
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,725
Let's get the Krabby Patty formula
1061
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:02,926
and save Bikini Bottom.
1062
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,006
Whoa!
1063
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,202
What is this place?
1064
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,284
I have a bad feeling about this.
1065
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,768
Maybe this guy knows
where we are. He looks smart.
1066
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,450
He's got five heads.
1067
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,888
Uh, sir? Could you tell us
where to find a Krabby Patty?
1068
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,611
Hey, my friend's talking to you!
1069
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,607
What?
1070
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,928
A giant, hairy porpoise!
1071
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,923
It's beached!
1072
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,329
It's suffering. Poor thing.
1073
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:35,680
Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
1074
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,722
- All hands on deck!
- Oh, brother.
1075
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,608
We need to get these guys
back in the water.
1076
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,131
Come on! Push!
1077
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,368
- Heave!
- Ho!
1078
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:50,844
- Heave!
- Ho!
1079
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,491
Put your back into it!
1080
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,164
Come on, push!
1081
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,005
Well, I guess
this is where that
1082
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,242
horrible smell was coming from.
1083
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,606
Whoa!
1084
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,285
Excuse me, do you know
where we can get
1085
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,970
a Krabby Patty around here?
1086
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,690
Invaders!
1087
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:19,921
Uh-oh.
1088
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,685
You get out of my sister's sand castle!
1089
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,603
Mom!
1090
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,121
Oh!
1091
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,651
Where have you been all my life?
1092
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,726
Ow. Whoa!
1093
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,726
Mmm.
1094
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,848
Oh, Frank.
1095
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,763
That feels so good.
1096
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,121
Gross!
1097
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,008
Oh, hey, Squidward.
1098
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,891
Sandy!
1099
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,371
The Krabby Patty!
1100
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:06,960
I think I see where it's coming from!
1101
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,322
SpongeBob, you will not believe the size
1102
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,765
of the ice creams here.
1103
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,081
I wonder what other
giant snacks they have.
1104
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,208
Cotton candy?
1105
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,166
Wow.
1106
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:33,924
If you ate all that,
you'd have enough energy
1107
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,286
to run around the whole world!
1108
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,850
Whoo-hoo!
1109
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,771
Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
1110
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,766
Hey, guys, I smell Krabby Patties!
1111
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,803
- I think it's this way!
- Huh?
1112
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,805
Don't leave me, Squidward!
1113
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:26,210
- Now what?
- We're never going to make it!
1114
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:27,801
Huh?
1115
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:37,207
- Heave!
- Ho!
1116
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,802
We're doing it, guys!
1117
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,488
Dude, watch out!
1118
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,925
Hold on!
1119
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:49,963
SpongeBob!
1120
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,691
- Huh? Lean!
- Starboard!
1121
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:55,606
Whoa!
1122
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,447
- What the...
- What?
1123
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:07,405
"Home of the Krabby Patty"?
1124
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,011
But The Krusty Krab
is the home of the Krabby Patty!
1125
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:13,809
Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?
1126
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,087
$8.99 for a Krabby Patty?
1127
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:19,209
Why didn't I think of that?
1128
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,009
- You!
- Huh?
1129
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:37,285
Cease and desist that
unauthorized patty flipping!
1130
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,044
Yeah, that's my job!
1131
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,520
How did you get here?
1132
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,770
You cannot breathe air.
1133
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,689
Well, there was this magical dolphin
1134
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,728
from the future who shot us
out of his blowhole, and...
1135
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,928
Wait! Wait.
1136
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,490
That's not in the book.
1137
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:55,641
Book?
1138
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,161
There is no magical dolphin in this story.
1139
01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:59,810
What story?
1140
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:06,047
The story of how Bikini
Bottom was brought to its knees
1141
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,805
when its beloved Krabby Patty formula
1142
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,360
was stolen by me,
1143
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,010
Burger Beard.
1144
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:15,964
How does it end?
1145
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,367
Well, let me see.
1146
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,761
It looks like, uh,
1147
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,726
Burger Beard becomes the richest
1148
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,441
food truck proprietor in all the land.
1149
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,921
But how did you steal the formula?
1150
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,047
That was easy.
1151
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:36,049
I simply rewrote the story, and...
1152
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,207
Poof!
1153
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,084
Me formuler!
1154
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,242
What do you mean, rewrote the story?
1155
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:42,566
Watch this.
1156
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,371
"The brave
1157
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:47,249
"and handsome
1158
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,243
"Burger Beard
1159
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,483
"banished our poor heroes..."
1160
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,608
"...to be stranded on
1161
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,002
"Pelican island!"
1162
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,328
"The End"!
1163
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:08,969
Oh, this looks bad.
1164
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,849
And these guys look hungry!
1165
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,963
Look out!
1166
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,331
Nice. So this is what teamwork gets you.
1167
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,165
Here! Take Squidward, you vile beasts!
1168
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:28,483
I want to be on a new team.
This one's broken.
1169
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,483
Sandy, you're smart.
You have any ideas?
1170
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,169
I ain't been too smart
1171
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,766
since I found this old piece of paper!
1172
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,083
- What?
- Incoming!
1173
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,250
Wait a minute!
1174
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:53,446
Now all we need
1175
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:54,686
is some ink!
1176
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,440
Oh. Which Squidward
has helpfully provided.
1177
01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,763
It happens when I'm nervous.
1178
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:02,206
Whatever you're going to do,
1179
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,681
make it quick! They're closing in on us!
1180
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,250
I'm gonna write us an ending.
1181
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,044
Will it be a happy ending?
1182
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,600
It's going to be superpowered!
1183
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:24,650
I'll show you a happy ending.
1184
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,281
Huh?
1185
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,486
Da-da-da-da!
1186
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,891
- Patrick!
- Huh?
1187
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,085
Hey. I got feet!
1188
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,970
Oh, what is in these things?
1189
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:55,881
We'll take one secret formula to go!
1190
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,365
Clear the area, citizens.
1191
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,330
There's going to be
some serious aft-kicking here.
1192
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,529
But I banished you.
1193
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,085
Sour Note?
1194
01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,323
My tiny little eardrums!
1195
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:26,090
Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on!
1196
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,931
Wait! Wait! Customers!
1197
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,202
Wait, please!
1198
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,444
Mr. Superawesomeness,
1199
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,405
take him down.
1200
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,364
- Huh?
- Huh?
1201
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:54,291
Um, maybe we should have picked
1202
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,050
a better superpower for you, Patrick.
1203
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,880
Let's see you get out of this one!
1204
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,571
Ka-ching!
1205
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,890
Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
1206
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,371
No!
1207
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:16,971
My book!
1208
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:22,043
All right, team,
time for hands in the middle!
1209
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,485
Yes! Huh?
1210
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,210
Oh, yeah.
1211
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:34,003
Great job, guys. We did it!
1212
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:35,321
Ew!
1213
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,401
Huh?
1214
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:38,600
What?
1215
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,927
Sandy? Is that you?
1216
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:44,004
You can call me The Rodent!
1217
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,320
Hi-yah!
1218
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:47,927
Hey, where'd the pirate go?
1219
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:53,644
Hmm. Uh...
1220
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:58,886
Mmm.
1221
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,610
It looks like Burger Beard
1222
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:03,121
forgot the first rule
of mobile fry cooking.
1223
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,280
Always batten down your grease traps.
1224
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:09,761
Follow that grease, team!
1225
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,685
There she blows.
1226
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:39,240
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1227
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:42,971
Whoo-hoo!
1228
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,206
Whoo!
1229
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,762
Oh, no, you don't.
1230
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:18,561
Ow!
1231
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,522
Oh!
1232
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:42,611
He's after the book!
1233
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,767
Sandy, use your squirrel powers!
1234
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:46,921
Roger that!
1235
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,405
Oh, she's never gonna make it!
1236
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,810
Huh? Everyone...
1237
01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,604
Lean!
1238
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:18,561
That's what you get.
1239
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:34,404
Come here.
1240
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,246
The book!
1241
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:37,890
Sour Note!
1242
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,449
All right, Burger Beard,
1243
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,608
prepare to be teamworked!
1244
01:12:56,800 --> 01:13:00,282
I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
1245
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,442
Uh, I don't get it.
1246
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:03,931
Because you're a sponge.
1247
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:05,121
Duh.
1248
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,571
Oh.
1249
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,210
Get him, The Rodent!
1250
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:09,970
Consider him roasted!
1251
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:21,801
Huh?
1252
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,727
Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!
1253
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:41,846
Justice is best soft served.
1254
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,963
Patrick, I should have
never doubted your powers!
1255
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:06,565
I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
1256
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,404
Ha! It's all mine!
1257
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:13,570
Not so fast, Booger Beard!
1258
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,324
Me formuler. Huh?
1259
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,927
This will make you feel a little butter.
1260
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,051
Not melted butter!
1261
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:44,525
Mr. Krabs!
1262
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:50,686
Voila!
1263
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,610
Uh-oh.
1264
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,081
A-ha!
1265
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,563
Oh. yeah!
1266
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:06,846
Huh?
1267
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,041
Hoo-hoo!
1268
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,325
Ta-da!
1269
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,125
They're beautiful!
1270
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,010
Patrick!
1271
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:51,885
I gotcha!
1272
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,161
SpongeBob!
1273
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:55,966
- Patrick?
- Talk to me, buddy.
1274
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,771
I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
1275
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:00,644
Is this better?
1276
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:02,484
Much. Thank you.
1277
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,609
But the discomfort I feel
in my eyes is nothing
1278
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:07,330
compared to the shame I feel
1279
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:09,448
for letting down the Patty.
1280
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,568
For letting down Bikini Bottom.
1281
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:14,291
Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
1282
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:17,649
No, Patrick, we blew it, as a team.
1283
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:20,161
Nope. This one's on you.
1284
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,851
Where do you
think you're going?
1285
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,607
Why don't you get going, little fella,
1286
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,250
before you hurt yourself?
1287
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,406
Plankton?
1288
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,042
It's Plank-Ton!
1289
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,731
Come on down from there, little fella.
1290
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:57,847
You wouldn't want to get hurt.
1291
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,090
Huh?
1292
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:23,644
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1293
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,051
Huh?
1294
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,251
My eye!
1295
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,651
He's getting away!
1296
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,445
Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
1297
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:11,648
The formula, please.
1298
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,728
Come on. Team up with me.
1299
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,848
We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
1300
01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:17,121
No, thanks.
1301
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:19,322
I'm already part of a teamwork.
1302
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:45,242
Can we do hands in the middle again?
1303
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:46,560
Yes, we can, Patrick.
1304
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,610
But this time, there's one more
hand to go in the middle.
1305
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:53,761
Plankton?
1306
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,605
Hmm.
1307
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,768
Oh, no.
1308
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,371
- Here you go, Krabs.
- Huh?
1309
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,045
She's all yours.
1310
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:10,442
This doesn't have
another insulting note in it, does it?
1311
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,924
No, that's the old me.
1312
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,401
The one who turned his back
on everything important
1313
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,205
just to have that formula all to himself.
1314
01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:19,930
But I realize now that keeping
1315
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,367
something to myself is...
1316
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,207
Selfish.
1317
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,084
Especially when that something
1318
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:27,525
is the Krabby Patty.
1319
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:29,210
Okay, everybody, let's get back
1320
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,169
To Bikini Bottom and...
1321
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,766
Oh, no! I don't have the page!
1322
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:34,921
Oh, no!
1323
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,530
It must be
back on Pelican Island!
1324
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:40,042
Don't worry. I thought of everything.
1325
01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:42,891
All right, SpongeBob, take us home.
1326
01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,405
Thanks.
1327
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:46,528
- Squidward!
- Oh, yeah.
1328
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,204
Come on, it's time to go back
1329
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:50,203
and open up The Krusty Krab!
1330
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,806
Are you out of your patty-flipping mind?
1331
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:54,086
I'll never leave this place!
1332
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:57,482
I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
1333
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,086
No, Squidward, you're a cashier.
1334
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,763
Wait a minute! What? No!
1335
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:10,970
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
1336
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:13,491
Don't be sad, Squidward.
1337
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,291
I left you a little
surprise under your shirt!
1338
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,248
Rock-hard abs!
1339
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:24,281
Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.
1340
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:25,360
Aw, shucks.
1341
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:29,325
Excuse us! We'd like 3,000
Krabby Patties, please!
1342
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:35,963
That sound must mean
things are back to normal.
1343
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,606
Who wants 3,000 Krabby Patties?
1344
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:44,609
First one's for you, Gary.
1345
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,648
Extra mayo, just the way you like it.
1346
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:49,887
A-ha!
1347
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:51,564
Caught you red-handed!
1348
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,444
Gary hates mayo.
1349
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:57,241
Plankton!
Up to your old tricks again already, eh?
1350
01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:59,846
Hey, I'm just
putting things back the way they were.
1351
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:01,684
What do you have
to say about this, Gary?
1352
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,762
Oh, shrimp.
1353
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,571
See you later, tee-am-mate!
1354
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,807
- Now can we sing it?
- Yeah!
1355
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,007
Pwease, Mr. Piwate?
1356
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:27,288
On, Kyle...
1357
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:31,484
How can I say no to you?
1358
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,244
Are you ready, kids?
1359
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,924
Aye-aye, Captain!
1360
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:40,561
Uh, what did you say?
There's sand in my ears and
1361
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:42,608
I can't hear you!
1362
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:45,047
Aye-aye, Captain!
1363
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,528
Oh...
1364
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:50,568
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
1365
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,404
SpongeBob SquarePants!
1366
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,688
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
1367
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:56,529
SpongeBob SquarePants!
1368
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,603
If nautical nonsense
be something you wish
1369
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,484
SpongeBob SquarePants!
1370
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:02,722
Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish!
1371
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,689
- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
1372
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:08,521
SpongeBob SquarePants!
1373
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:10,165
SpongeBob SquarePants!
1374
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:13,323
Silence!
1375
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,761
Oh, man. I like that song.
What happened?
1376
01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:18,127
I don't like that song
and I put an end to it.
1377
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,565
Well, this music is terrible.
1378
01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:20,971
I suppose you're entitled to your...
1379
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,366
Wait. Why am I talking to you?
1380
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:23,846
You're an inferior species
1381
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,490
What could you know about taste?
1382
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,370
You get excited by
a pile of trash on a plate
1383
01:22:28,440 --> 01:22:31,683
While I'm
a spacetime traveler Fabric unraveler
1384
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,764
Saving the Patty's
in the past But now I'm rapping ya
1385
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:37,491
That song's so bad
That I can't even stand it
1386
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,210
Dispense with this nonsense at once
1387
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:40,486
I demand it!
1388
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:42,125
You all stand no chance
1389
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,645
Against my power
Don't try it
1390
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,165
Just sit there with your flappy beak shut
1391
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,241
And be quiet!
1392
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:47,481
Hold up, fish guts
1393
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,568
- You can't insult us
- The Seagull crew
1394
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:51,847
We're in no mood to hear
from you!
1395
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:54,810
We're floating on the breeze
Party in seven seas
1396
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:56,405
You got your nose on your head
1397
01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:58,289
You blow up when you sneeze
1398
01:22:58,400 --> 01:22:59,481
Why's this guy so mean?
1399
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:01,210
'Cause he's older than a fossil
1400
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:02,526
All alone up in space
1401
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:04,090
Yeah, that must be awful
1402
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:06,771
Here, knock it off!
Yer making the movie too long!
1403
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:08,120
Why don't you take us back in time
1404
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:10,043
So we can finish our song?
1405
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:12,407
Fine.
1406
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,643
SpongeBob SquarePants!
1407
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:22,486
SpongeBob SquarePants!
1408
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,606
That was pretty good, actually.
1409
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:40,290
Oh, yeah, sorry!
1410
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:06,768
This dance is so last year.
1411
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:35,084
You know what this needs?
1412
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:38,243
A little interpretive dance!
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