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[Camera tape buzzes]
[Tape deck clicks]
- [High-pitched beeps] - [Camera tape buzzes]
[Microphone clicks]
[Sophie] Ooh-ooh.
[Sophie] Is that...?
- Oh, my god! What even is that? - [Calum] These are my moves.
- [Sophie] Stop, that's so embarrassing. - [Calum] It's not embarrassing.
[Sophie] Wait, I was gonna interview you.
You were? What were you gonna interview me about?
[Sophie] I don't know.
Well...
[Sophie] Well, I just turned 11.
And you are 130,
turning 131 in two days.
So...
When you were 11,
what did you think you would be doing now?
[Mild distortion]
[Distortion transitions into delicate music]
[Indistinct, muffled chatter]
[Camera tape buzzes]
[Calum] I love you.
Love you.
[Calum] Bye.
[Mild distortion, delicate music continues]
[Airplane rumbles]
[Music fades]
[Engine starts]
Hi everyone, my name is belinda,
and I'll be your tour rep for the next week or two.
Now, I've only just transferred in from torremoli...
[Microphone distortion]
- From torremolinos! - [Distortion continues]
[Laughs]
Right, well, I...
I hope to be of help to you in Turkey. We've got seven stops...
[He whispers] My name's belinda.
And I've just come in from...
Torremolinos!
To... rre... mo... ii... nos!
[She whispers] Torremolinos...
[Delicate, tense music]
[Insects chirp]
[Music concludes]
[Bell rings]
Hang tight, poppet, okay?
Okay.
I'm fine.
[Distant door clicks]
[Calum] Someone's coming.
Time for bed?
No.
[Dial tone beeps]
[Calum] Hello?
It's 501.
Yep, that's us.
Yeah, I booked a room with two beds, but we've only got one.
[On the phone] [Paid for it and it was confirmed by the travel agency.
That's all you can do?
[He whispers] Scooch under, there we go.
[On the phone] It will have to be, then.
Okay, thanks.
Goodnight.
[He whispers] Goodnight.
[Zip scratches]
[Distant hammering]
[Hammering continues; Indistinct chatter]
Digital video entertainment.
[Calum] Don't get that wet, soph. It was expensive.
Sorry about the hotel.
Clive had a great time here.
Is everything okay at home?
What do you mean?
I mean, how are you and your mum getting along?
Yeah, okay, I guess.
Good.
I'm glad.
Why? What did she tell you?
She didn't say anything.
You just told me you weren't getting along last time I saw you.
I can't ask you when I phone you at home.
Yeah, right.
Things have been better.
Why don't you go over and introduce yourself?
Dad, no. They're, like, kids.
Why don't you go over and introduce yourself?
Sophie, they're, like, old.
[He chuckles]
[Calum] If you let it rest on an object a bit, it gets the lighting right.
That's quite clever.
[Delicate, tense music]
[Laughter]
- [Calum] You want a massive ice cream? - Yeah, that's bigger than my head.
[Calum] That's impossible, you have a massive head.
[She chuckles]
- [Sophie] Are you done? - [Calum] What?
- That's a bit rude. - [Calum] No, it's not, it's just a fact.
[Sophie] Your head's bigger than mine.
I... I would disagree with that fact. Look at the size of it.
[Calum laughs]
Your head's bigger.
[Music continues]
[Music fades]
[Calum, recording] Say hello to your mum.
That's all?
- [Sophie] Love you. - [Calum] Say you miss her.
[Sophie] I miss you!
- [Calum] And what? - [Sophie] And bye-bye.
[Calum, whispering] And my dad's being amazing.
- And what? - [Sophie] And my dad's being amazing.
- [Calum] Why's your dad being amazing? - [Sophie] Because he's so...
[Tape deck clicks, camera tape buzzes]
[Heavy breathing]
[Dog barks]
Uh-huh, what did she say?
I'll do it when I'm home. School doesn't start until Tuesday.
Okay.
Yeah, it's good. We're not actually at our hotel.
But ours doesn't have a phone.
He's good.
Oh, my god, he's doing weird slow-motion ninja moves.
Why is he so weird sometimes?
But, yeah, he's good.
All right. Love you, bye.
[Knocks on the glass]
Mum wants to talk to you.
- What? - Mum wants to talk to you.
[Calum] All right.
Thanks, poppet.
Hey.
Checking up on me?
[Girl] So, are you gonna do anything?
[Girl 2] What do you mean?
[Toilet flushes]
[Girl] With George.
He told seb he wanted to...
With you, I mean.
Not seb, obviously.
Last night, on the way home,
I gave Kenny...
Literally in the bushes behind the other pool.
[Girl 2] And what happened?
[Girl] What do you mean?
[Girl 2] Did he come?
[Girl] Yeah... I mean, obviously.
[Toilet flushes]
You should wear your hair back sometimes.
You're really pretty with you hair back.
[Water splashes]
- [Girl 2] Do you think she heard us? - [Girl] Who cares? She's like 9.
[They laugh]
[Calum] That's wonderful.
I'm so happy for you.
All right. Love you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, will do.
Bye.
Hey.
- [Indistinct chatter] - [Rock music on the video game]
[Boy] You know how to play?
- It's that one to start. - I know.
[Video game] Start your engine.
[Video game beeps]
[Engine revs]
[Video game beeps; Rock music intensifies]
- [Rock music concludes] - [Voice in video game] Game over.
- Wanna play again? - We're up.
- [Sophie] Bye. - Bye.
There you go.
Are you ready?
Right. There you go.
- You don't mind? - No bother.
Last one for now then.
You want a game of doubles?
[Boy] Yeah, sure.
[Boy 2] You've got a built-in rest there.
No danger. I'm right-handed and I'm playing with a kid.
Go easy.
- Do you wanna break or...? - Yeah.
[Calum] Good.
Well done.
[Pool balls clank]
- What's your sister's name? - Sophie.
Nice.
I'm her dad though actually.
- [Boy] Sorry, I just thought... - [Calum] That's okay.
- It's a nice hotel, eh? - [Boy] Yeah, it's all right.
We're at the one over the road,
basically a building site.
Olly!
Fucking hell, Sophie, impressive.
Don't say "fuck".
- Sorry, mate. - That's okay.
Well done.
I'm up. You watching?
[Excited yelling]
- That's it, move it! - [Child, yelling] No!
You have to ruin it again for everybody, as usual!
[Calum] Twist.
No, keep your... I'm not letting you off. Go again.
No, you're just pushing.
Look, you have to twist.
Like here.
Okay? Again.
Grab my wrists.
[Sophie] I get it.
The thin part lines up to where the fingers connect.
- Are you looking? - [Sophie] Uh-huh.
- And then you pull as hard as you can. - [Sophie] Ouch!
This is serious, Sophie.
Look at me, it's important you get this.
Go.
No.
You're not twisting, you're pulling.
- Again. Grab my wrists. - I can't twist.
[Calum] The thin part where the fingers connect.
Okay? And you pull as hard as you can.
This is serious, Sophie.
It's important you get this, okay?
So you can defend yourself.
So if anyone ever tries to attack you...
You can break free and get away.
What if someone tries to attack me without grabbing my wrists?
[Delicate, distorted music]
[Muffled water splash]
[Sophie] I think it's nice that we share the same sky.
What do you mean?
Well, like,
sometimes at playtime, I look up to the sky,
and if I can see the sun,
I think about the fact that we can both see the sun.
So, even though we 're not actually in the same place
and we're not actually together,
we kind of are in a way, you know?
Like, we 're both underneath
the same sky, so...
We 're kind of together.
[Music continues]
Head under.
Two...
Three...
Founu
four and a half...
Stop!
[Excited yelling]
[Sophie] Can we do that?
Huh?
You're too young, poppet.
[Music fades]
- [Sophie] Ladies and gentlemen, - [water splashes]
The marvellous, wonderful, amazing, one-armed.
Calum Aaron Patterson.
Getting ready to see
the evening entertainment.
And...
Let's see.
Torremolinos!
[Calum] Are you okay, soph?
[Music plays in the background - "my oh myโ by aqua]
[Indistinct chatter]
[Sophie] You've not mentioned Claire.
Remember she had a boyfriend when we first met?
[Sophie] Yup.
I was like, "who's that on the phone?โ
you were like, "a girl I like, but she's already going out with someone.โ
[calum] Yeah, well, they got back together.
I liked her.
Uh-huh. Me too.
[Sophie] So does that mean you're not gonna open the cafe?
The cafรฉ?
No, not anymore, but...
I got this new thing going with Keith.
What is it?
[Calum] We're still figuring it out exactly.
But we're thinking of renting a house outside of London for work.
You'd have your own room for when you come down.
Yes. Can I paint it yellow?
[Calum] Yellow? Why yellow?
I like the idea.
But mum doesn't let me paint my room yellow.
You're trying to get me into trouble!
[Sophie] Well, can I though?
We'll see.
[Music plays - "Macarena" by los del rio]
Let's watch this.
J' when I dance, they call me Macarena
jโ and the boys, they say que soy buena
j' they all want me, they can't have me
jโ 80 they all come and dance beside me
j' move with me, chant with me
jโ and if you're good jโ I'll take you home with me jโ
room number?
[Calum] Soph, did you bring your wallet?
No?
Grab this.
Do not look at him.
On the count to three, we throw it at the stage and run.
Jโ Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena jโ eh, Macarena jโ
go, run! Run, Sophie!
Jโ worry about my boyfriend jโ he's a boy whose name is vitorino... jโ
[music stops]
[Sophie] Did it hurt?
[Muffled disco music in the distance]
When you fell.
- [Calum] When I broke my wrist? - [Sophie] Uh-huh.
[Calum] I don't know.
I don't really remember.
I didn't think it was broken,
I had never broken anything before.
[Sophie] I've never broken anything before.
[Colum] Uh-huh.
How come you and mum say "love you"?
[Calum] What?
Like, on the phone.
You're not together. So, why would you say it?
[Calum] Well...
Think of all the people you say it to, like...
Your Nana, grandad, uncle, aunties, right?
Yeah, but they're family.
[Calum] Well, your mother is family.
[Sophie] [Remember one time, I asked mum if she'd phoned you.
And she said that you were engaged.
I don't know why,
but I thought that meant that you two were getting married.
I don't know if! Thought that about just you or both of you, but...
[He groans]
Isn't that funny?
Well,
I didn't know what it meant,
I didn't know that it meant that you were just on the phone to somebody else.
I was kind of excited.
[Calum] About us getting married?
Yeah, I was really young though.
I don't know, like, seven?
[Calum] How are you getting on with the book?
Enjoying it?
Yeah, it's a bit hard to understand though.
Stick with it.
I think you'll really like it.
What does "municipal" mean?
[Delicate instrumental music]
[Calum] A proper dive, soph.
[Sophie] [Told you, ican't.
- [Calum] You were diving last year. - [Sophie] Iwasn't.
[Calum] Here.
- [Sophie] Pass me my mask. - [Calum] I did.
[Sophie] What?
- [Calum] Come on, stop messing around. - [Sophie] I'm not messing around.
[Delicate music intensifies]
[Couple converse in Spanish]
You know I didn't see you throw it.
[Calum] Throw what?
The mask.
I know it was expensive.
It's okay, darling.
It's fine. I'm a little tired today, that's all.
Can you grab the camera?
It's in the bag.
[Man] Here. Put that on your foot, then try again.
- On my foot? - Yeah, it's gonna be much easier.
- Do you need help? - Yeah, please. Thanks.
- Thank you. - [Man] That's a trick of the trade.
It's not a bad trade.
No, not at all.
Is this what you do all year?
You're like my anneanne, my mother's mum.
- Your grandma? - [Man] Yeah.
She'd prefer that I had a properjob.
What is your shoe size?
[Calum] 10.
- 445?
- Yeah.
- I think these should fit. - [Calum] Yeah.
You know, I used to travel a lot.
One season somewhere, the next somewhere else,
but now I'm here, back home.
- And do you miss it? - [Man] Travelling?
Not as much as I was missing home, to be honest.
And I'm going to have a baby soon.
Congratulations!
A few years ago I thought I'd be at least 40 before all that, but...
I can't see myself at 40, to be honest.
Surprised I made it to 30.
My name is Sophie Lesley Patterson,
reporting live from...
I don't know the name of this boat.
But I just went and saw
the most amazing thing in my whole entire life.
We went, like, scuba diving thing.
And there was actually, like, a seahorse
and it wrapped around my...
Like, whole finger.
Then, when I got out, there was a...
Octopus!
And the instructor person, I don't know.
Yeah, the instructor put an octopus on my head.
A real-life octopus on my head.
Yeah, but right now...
Dad... I mean, calum Aaron Patterson
is away on some
scuba diving thing, I think. I can't remember.
But...
He doesn't actually have a diving license,
because he told a porky pie!
But, yeah,
he I! Be fine.
He'll be fine, I'm sure.
But, yeah, bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
[Muffled chatter and delicate music]
[Cheering]
What's that?
What?
That's just another kind of smoking, and smoking...
[Sophie] Smoking causes cancer,
puts tar in your lungs, and makes your teeth all yellow
and causes your eyeballs to fall out.
[Calum chuckles]
[Calum] We'll go somewhere else next time.
It's not that bad. When was the last time you saw Nana?
Right...
Trouble.
Watch again, okay?
- Okay. - Okay?
Right, that was a bad start.
- When are you back at school? - [Sophie] Tuesday.
- Next week? - [Sophie] Really soon.
I thought it was later.
- Who's your new teacher? - Miss mackel.
[Calum] The one from Glasgow?
How do you know that?
What?
She's pretty.
She's the pretty one from Glasgow! She stuck in my head.
[Sophie] Oh, my god, dad, stop!
- [Calum, laughing] Okay. - Stop.
She supposed to be good?
We done a crossover at the end of term.
She seems all right.
[Loud honking]
[Video game] Insert coin.
You playing?
- [Sophie] My dad's gone to get money. - Here, watch this.
[Sophie] Got another?
I'm Michael, by the way.
[Sophie] You better have been practising, Michael.
Harsh.
[Michael] What's your name?
[Sophie] Sophie.
[Motorcycle revs]
Are you joking?
That's 1-1.
I didn't know we were keeping count.
Yes, you did.
[Pop music plays]
[Music subsides]
[Delicate piano note]
[Piano notes continue]
[Toothbrush scrubs]
[Calum] You okay through there?
I don't know, I guess.
I just feel a bit down or something.
What do you mean?
[Sophie] I don't know.
Don't you ever feel like
you've just done a whole amazing day,
and then you come home and feel tired and down, and...
Feels like your bones don't work.
They're just tired and everything is tired.
Like you're sinking.
I don't know, it's weird.
We're here to have a good time.
Ready?
[Sophie] Yup!
[Calum] We'll go get a nice dinner and get an early night, yeah?
[Sophie] Yes.
[Calum] Let's go.
Come on.
[Door closes]
[Birdsong]
[Dog barks]
[Indistinct, lively chatter]
[Calum] Do you think this one's lovely?
It is, actually.
The man was telling me that
each of these carpets tell a different story.
The symbolism,
the motifs, they represent different things.
- Oh... - [She speaks Turkish, laughs]
- [In Turkish] Tesekkรฉir ederim. - What?
- Tesekkรฉir ederim. - Tesekkรฉir ederim.
"Tea sugarโ ederim.
Tesekku'r ederim.
- Tesekkl'ir ederim. - Oh!
You see?
How much is this one?
This one is 45 million Turkish lira.
- And what's that in pounds? - 850 pounds.
Okay, thanks.
You're welcome.
[Delicate, instrumental music]
[Excited yelling; Music continues]
You gonna play pool?
Why not introduce yourself to those girls over there?
She can play pool with us, if she wants. There's only three of us.
- We'll play doubles. - [Girl] She's young, isn't she?
Yeah, but she's better than him.
[Sophie] Can I go?
Go on, then.
An hour, and then you come right back, okay?
[Sophie] Okay.
Take your time, girls.
[Sophie] What's that?
[Girl] It's an all-inclusive thing,
so you can get as much as you want of anything.
[Music continues]
- That's it? - It's the same thing.
[Girl] Well, well, well,
look who it is.
[Boy] This is how you do it, mate.
You don't wanna see that.
Corrupting the youth!
You don't wanna see that.
[Music continues]
There you go.
- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
[Girl] Gross. They've been snaking for a fucking age.
[Boy] What?
What the fuck is snaking?
Why, what do you call it?
That? That's tonguing.
[Sophie] It's not, that's nipping.
[Boy] Nipping!
[Indistinct chatter]
Should we push them in?
Yeah.
You get him, I'll get her.
Push 'em, yeah?
[They yell]
[Boy 2] I wanna go!
[Sophie] Okey-dokey.
This is our room.
And this is dad's tiny winy bed.
This is my giant bed.
Em...
Wait. How do I zoom?
[Calum] Let's see. Pass it here.
It's this button here, see?
Oh my god, I'm on TV! How do I look?
Okey-dokey, give that back.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What's that?
[Sophie] Oh, my god, what even is that?
[Calum] These are my moves.
- [Sophie] Stop, that's embarrassing. - [Calum] It's not embarrassing.
[Sophie] Wait, I was gonna interview you.
You were? What were you gonna interview me about?
[Sophie] I don't know.
Well...
[Sophie] Well,
I just turned 11.
And you are 130,
turning 131
in two days.
So...
When you were 11,
what did you think you would be doing now?
Hello? What did you think you would be doing now?
Come on, soph, turn that off now, okay?
[Sophie] Okay, it's off.
Well, I can see a red light.
[Sophie] That's just because it's still on.
It's not even on you anymore, it's on me.
Dad...
[Exaggerated sigh]
Okay, it's not recording.
I'll just record it in my little...
Mind camera.
[She imitates camera buzz]
Right.
Ready?
What did you do for your 11th birthday?
[Calum] When I was 11,
nobody remembered it was my birthday.
And when I told my mum,
she was so angry, she grabbed me by the ear
and made my dad drive me to the toy shop and pick something to buy.
[Sophie] That's a bit... deep.
It's okay.
[Sophie] What did you pick?
I chose a toy phone.
It was red.
- [Sophie] Good choice. - Thank you.
[Music plays in the background - โtender" by blur]
[Calum] Want a sip?
- Nice? - Yeah, it tasted amazing!
Jโ tender is the night
jโ lying by your side
jโ tender is the touch
jโ of someone that you love too much
jโ tender is the day
jโ the demons go away jโ
[Sophie] Think you'll ever move back to Scotland?
[Calum] No.
[Sophie] Why?
[Calum] There's not enough sun.
[Sophie] Very funny.
[Music continues]
[Calum] It's all in the past for me, that's all.
And there's this feeling,
once you leave where you grew up, that...
You don't
totally belong there again.
Not really.
But Edinburgh was never...
I never felt like I really did belong there.
I do. It's home.
That's good.
I'm glad you feel that way.
But you never know where you'll end up.
You can live wherever you want to live.
Be whoever you want to be.
You have time.
[Music continues] Jโ tender is my heart
jโ I'm screwing up my life
jโ oh, lord I need to find
jโ someone who can heal my mind
jโ come on, come on, come on
jโ get through it jโ
it's okay.
Jโ you're the greatest thing
jโ come on, come on, come on jโ
[music distorts] Jโ get through it
jโ come on, come on, come on
jโ love's the greatest thing
jโ that we have
jโ I'm waiting for that feeling
jโ waiting for that feeling
jโ waiting for that feeling
jโ waiting for that feeling to come
jโ oh, my baby - jโ oh, my baby
jโ oh, my baby - jโ oh, my baby
jโ oh, why - jโ heal me
jโ oh, my - jโ heal me
jโ oh, my baby - jโ oh, my baby
jโ oh, my baby - jโ oh, my baby
jโ oh, why - jโ heal me
jโ oh, my - jโ heal me
jโ oh, my baby - jโ oh, my baby
jโ oh, my baby - jโ oh, my baby
jโ oh, why - jโ heal me jโ
[music fades]
[Motor revs]
[Indistinct chatter, laughter]
[Cutlery clanks]
[Upbeat music on headphones]
Top up time.
No, I'll do it.
How's that working?
Let me help.
No, soph.
Scooch back.
Lift your hair a sec.
There you go.
Let's do something, eh? Get this day going.
Like what?
Water Polo?
I'm not a good enough swimmer.
You're a great swimmer, soph, you know it.
Come on.
It's our last few days and it will be fun.
Up! Up! Up! Up!
[He groans]
We're going swimming.
[Playful yelling]
[Man] Hands up, hands up!
[Calum] Soph! Soph!
[Man karaokes "unchained melody" by the righteous brothers] Jโ oh...
Jโ my love
jโ my darling
jโ I've hungered for your touch
jโ a long
jโ lonely time
jโ and time... jโ
could I get another one?
Thank you.
Jโ ..80 slowly jโ
what are you wearing your bikini for?
I don't know.
Are you excited for tomorrow?
Yeah.
[Music continues]
[Cheering and applause]
Are we all having fun, guys?
- [Sophie] Yeah! - [Calum] Soph's having fun.
Let's get a round of applause for calum and Sophie!
[Applause]
You didn't sign us up?
I did! We've done it every holiday since I was five.
You're a little old for it now.
What? Those girls were, like, 50.
Let it go, he'll move on in a second. I'm not up for it.
Come on, they just want to hear us.
- [He sighs] - We should be having fun.
Sophie, I'm not doing it, okay?
[Music plays - "losing my religionโ by r.E.M.]
[Rhythmic applause]
Here we go.
[She sings] Jโ oh, life
jโ is bigger
jโ it's bigger than you jโ and you are not me
jโ the lengths that I will go to
jโ the distance in your eyes
jโ oh, no, I've said too much
jโ I set it up
jโ that's me in the corner
jโ that's me in the spotlight
jโ losing my religion
jโ trying to keep up with you
jโ and I don't know if I can do it
jโ oh, no, I've said too much
jโ I haven't said enough
jโ I thought that I heard you laughing
jโ I thought that I heard you sing
jโ I think I thought I saw you try
jโ that was just a dream
jโ try, cry, fly, try
jโ that was just a dream
jโ just a dream
jโ just a dream jโ
[Music concludes]
[Scattered applause]
Big applause for Sophie!
Down you come, please. Here you are.
[Music plays mildly - "the tide is high" by blondie]
We could get you singing lessons if you wanted to learn.
Are you telling me I can't sing?
I'm just saying anyone can learn.
Stop doing that.
Doing what?
Offering to pay when you don't have the money.
Come on.
Let's call it an early night.
No, I'm staying here for a bit.
[Calum] See you upstairs, then.
Sophie?
Not too long.
[Upbeat pop music]
[Toby] Pass it down.
[Girl] All right, Toby, calm down.
I promise, I have had one too many.
- [Toby] You haven't... - I have!
A couple more.
[Girl] No, I'm being serious.
Do you want help finding your dad?
- Nah. - [Boy] All right.
[No audible dialogue]
[Music continues, quietly]
[They chatter, indistinctly]
[Slow ballad]
Can I get some water, please?
Are you okay?
[Sophie] Hanging out.
Here.
[Boys chatter in the background]
Boys are disgusting.
Got it!
I'm going tomorrow anyway, so...
You're staying a few more days, right?
Yeah.
Now you can get whatever you want.
- Thanks. - It's okay.
See you.
[Bartender] What do you want?
Can I get a fanta lemon, please? And I have this.
[Sophie, on videotape] Ladies and gentlemen,
the marvellous, wonderful, amazing, one-armed.
Calum Aaron Patterson.
Getting ready to see
the evening's entertainment.
And...
Let's see.
Torremolinos!
Are you okay, soph?
[Door opens, closes]
[Insects chirp]
- Fuck, what did you do that for? - [Michael] I'm sorry.
[Distant giggling]
- I'm sorry, it was supposed to be a joke. - Idiot!
Where are you going?
I should be going home, but got lost. Everything looks the same at night.
Why don't you come and hang out with us?
- [Sophie] What are you doing? - [Boy] Michael!
Come on!
[Dogs bark]
[Gentle, slow music; Indistinct chatter]
I didn't know there was another pool back here.
Yeah, it's quiet in the day.
And I'm not a great swimmer, so it suits me.
Same. I still can't dive.
I quite like you.
Do you like me?
Yes.
[Music continues]
[Muffled bangs]
[Music continues]
[Music continues]
[Waves crash]
Miss!
- [Concierge] Goodnight. - [Sophie] Goodnight.
[Heavy breathing]
[Muffled cheers]
[Alarms sound]
[Heavy breathing fades]
[Distant sirens blare]
[Woman] Hey.
Are you okay?
[Sophie] Yeah.
Happy birthday, Sophie.
[Baby cries]
I'll get him.
[Delicate, tender music]
[Telephone rings]
[Calum] Hello?
[Man on phone] This is your wake up call, sir.
[Calum] Okay, thanks.
[Man] The day trip leaves in 20 minutes.
[Calum] Thank you.
[Telephone clicks]
[Calum, whispering] Sophie!
Sophie, let's get up.
[Music continues]
Careful with those.
A man died not putting those on properly.
They went up his nose and punctured his brain.
- That's not true. - It is.
[Music fades; Vehicle rumbles]
Happy birthday, dad.
Thanks, darling.
Okay.
You're copying me?
[They laugh]
All right, smart arse.
[Calum] Attention!
- [Sophie] Oh, this what we're doing? - [Calum] Yeah, I tricked you!
[He chuckles]
- [Sophie] I'm still copying you though. - [Calum] I know.
[Sophie] Exactly.
[Calum] Now copy this.
[He inhales deeply]
Breathe.
- Are you watching? - [Sophie] Yeah.
[Calum] Feet together. Up.
And down.
- [Sophie] Up. - [Calum] Up.
[Sophie] And...
[Calum] Down. Now close your eyes and do it.
And focus on your breathing.
[Loud breathing]
That sulphur shit fucking reeks!
- What's that smell? - It's where we go after this.
If it's good enough for Cleopatra...
It's kind of amazing how Cleopatra was right here.
Yeah.
Before she was...
By a snake.
Well, it was kind of suicide.
It wasn't sure it was a snake. Nobody found a snake.
- It might have been a needle. - How do you know that?
We learnt about Egypt last term.
What happened to your shoulder?
I don't really know.
I'm sorry I passed out in your bed.
It's fine.
I didn't have a key though.
- How did you get in? - Reception.
I'm so sorry, soph. Yesterday was...
[Sophie] It's fine, it's no big deal.
No, it is a big deal.
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry, okay?
- Thank you. - [She chuckles]
You've got none on your arm.
- [Sophie] I did. - No, you don't.
Now you do.
- [Sophie] Let's see your back. - My back?
Yep.
Right, I need to get a big clump for this big back.
[They laugh]
[Calum] Careful with my shoulder.
It's okay.
[Sophie] Sorry!
Did you have fun last night?
Yeah.
This boy...
Michael...
I met him on the motorbike game.
Yeah.
We kissed, last night. He kissed me
and then we kissed.
[Calum] He's your age though?
Yeah.
[Calum] Well, that's okay, right?
A peck on the cheek?
[Sophie] Well...
Yeah, not exactly.
[Calum] Okay.
You know, I want you to know that you can talk to me about anything.
As you get older, you know?
Whatever parties you go to.
Boys you meet.
Drugs you take.
- [Sophie] Dad! - [Calum] No, I'm serious, soph.
I've done it all, so can you too. Promise me you'll talk to me about it.
[Sophie] Okay, but I'm never gonna do any of that anyway.
[Calum] That's okay, too.
But if you do, remember, okay?
[Insects chirp]
[She whispers, indistinctly]
[She whispers] On three, we'll sing for my dad's birthday.
[She whispers]
Three, two, one!
[Group sings] Jโ for he's a jolly good fellow
jโ for he's a jolly good fellow
jโ for he's a jolly good fellow
jโ and so say all of us
jโ and so say all of us
jโ and so say all of us
jโ hip hip hooray!
Jโ hip hip hooray!
Jโ hip hip hooray! Jโ
[he sobs]
[Delicate, sombre music]
[Sobbing continues]
[Music fades]
[Delicate Turkish music]
- [Sophie] Should've gotten your own. - I only wanted a taste.
There was half of it on your spoon.
[Man] Photo?
- How much? - [Man] 50,000 lira.
[Calum] Sure.
[Man] Ready?
[Camera clicks]
- [Calum, in Turkish] Tesekkiir ederim. - [Man] Rica ederim.
Did you have a good holiday?
[Sophie] The best.
Wish we could have stayed for longer.
[Calum] Me too.
What?
[Sophie] I mean, why can't we?
[Calum] What do you mean?
[Sophie] Why can't we just stay here?
[Calum] Um...
[Sophie laughs]
Can't live in hotels for the rest of our lives!
[Calum] No.
- [Sophie] You can have the wafer. - [Calum] Oh, thank you very much!
[They laugh]
I eat it in one, yes.
[They laugh]
[Calum] Too slow!
[Music plays - "under pressure" by queen and David bowie]
Last night, time for a dance.
- I don't dance. - Sophie!
[Sophie] I never, ever dance.
I'm dancing with or without you. I told you, I love to dance.
[Sophie] Dad, stop.
- So embarrassing. - This is embarrassing?
Jโ pray tomorrow gets me higher
jโ pressure on people
jโ people on streets jโ
[music continues]
[Calum] Come on!
- Ready? - Stop...
Stop!
[Music continues]
Jโ people on streets, ee-da-Dee-da-day
jโ people on streets jโ ee-da-Dee-da-Dee-da-Dee-da
jโ it's the terror of knowing jโ what this world is about
jโ watching some good friends scream, jโ "let me out!"
Jโ pray tomorrow gets me higher jโ higher, high
jโ pressure on people, people on streets
jโ turned away from it all jโ like a blind man
jโ sat on a fence but it don't work
jโ keep comin' up with love jโ but it's so slashed and torn
jโ why
jโ why
jโ why? Jโ
Jโ can't we give ourselves jโ one more chance?
Jโ why can't we give love jโ that one more chance?
Jโ why can't we give love, give love
jโ give love, give love, give love
jโ 'cause love's such an old-fashioned word
jโ and love dares you to care for
jโ the people on the edge of the night
jโ and love dares you to change our way of
jโ caring about ourselves
jโ this is our last dance
jโ this is ourselves jโ
[silence]
[Camera tape buzzes]
- [Sophie] Bye-bye - [calum] [Love you.
- Safe travels. - [Sophie] Bye-bye.
[Indistinct airport chatter]
[Calum] Give my love to your mum.
I don't need a babysitter, you know.
[Calum chuckles]
[Love you.
Love you.
[Calum, tearfully] Bye.
[Silence]
[Distant sirens blare]
[Baby gurgles]
[Delicate, emotive music]
[Music continues]
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