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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,363 --> 00:00:13,104 In a few days, Carl Bardolph is set to invest 2 00:00:13,278 --> 00:00:15,411 $300 million in Hyper-G. 3 00:00:15,585 --> 00:00:16,934 - Alvin died. - The landlord? 4 00:00:17,264 --> 00:00:18,731 Who owns our house now? 5 00:00:18,805 --> 00:00:20,242 You could pay all cash. We give it to you at listing. 6 00:00:20,416 --> 00:00:22,461 You've been running a magnificent scam 7 00:00:22,635 --> 00:00:23,984 on all your billionaire clients. 8 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,856 Now you're gonna dish all that dirt to me. 9 00:00:25,986 --> 00:00:28,119 - Beautiful house, Duncan. - It was Hamish's. 10 00:00:28,293 --> 00:00:30,034 We co-founded Fah-fa. He hanged himself. 11 00:00:30,208 --> 00:00:32,602 Call Nena. Put the rumors to bed. 12 00:00:32,776 --> 00:00:34,386 You seem riddled with guilt. 13 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:35,518 Shut up! 14 00:00:35,692 --> 00:00:37,476 Hello, Nena. 15 00:00:37,607 --> 00:00:39,348 I'm calling to set the record straight on Hypergnosis. 16 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:45,231 [soft dramatic music] 17 00:00:45,318 --> 00:00:52,282 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:53,544 --> 00:00:55,110 You should see the other guy. 19 00:00:55,111 --> 00:00:56,765 [chuckles] 20 00:00:56,852 --> 00:00:58,680 No, really. 21 00:00:58,810 --> 00:01:02,074 I took everything from him. 22 00:01:02,161 --> 00:01:04,816 [breathes deeply] Hmm. 23 00:01:04,947 --> 00:01:07,776 [indistinct chatter] 24 00:01:07,863 --> 00:01:13,171 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:14,520 Good morning. 26 00:01:14,521 --> 00:01:16,698 Morning. Hi. Morning. 27 00:01:21,398 --> 00:01:22,791 Hey, guy. 28 00:01:22,921 --> 00:01:24,227 Hey, buddy. 29 00:01:24,314 --> 00:01:25,837 Why does your desk have a patina of, like, 30 00:01:25,968 --> 00:01:27,796 crumbs and disrespect? 31 00:01:27,926 --> 00:01:29,274 [blows] 32 00:01:29,275 --> 00:01:30,755 Hi. 33 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:32,148 Hey, I need you to get it together today. 34 00:01:32,278 --> 00:01:33,540 It's Bardolph Day. 35 00:01:33,671 --> 00:01:35,367 Carl Bardolph is on his way. 36 00:01:35,368 --> 00:01:37,240 And what are you gonna say to a man like him, huh? 37 00:01:38,937 --> 00:01:40,242 - Uh... - Nothing! 38 00:01:40,243 --> 00:01:42,592 Nothing. You're an NPC. 39 00:01:42,593 --> 00:01:44,202 - I am an N... - No, no, no. Don't. 40 00:01:44,203 --> 00:01:46,162 NPCs don't talk. 41 00:01:46,249 --> 00:01:47,816 Especially not when Bardolph's here, okay? 42 00:01:47,903 --> 00:01:50,165 Didn't he, like, invent spam? 43 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,515 Excuse me? 44 00:01:51,602 --> 00:01:52,951 You are not fit to wipe the ass 45 00:01:53,082 --> 00:01:55,084 of the guy who wipes Bardolph's ass. 46 00:01:55,171 --> 00:01:56,693 And no, he didn't invent spam. 47 00:01:56,694 --> 00:01:59,305 He made the platform which made it insanely profitable. 48 00:01:59,392 --> 00:02:01,133 [laughs] 49 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:05,311 Yes, Bardolph invented the future, gnome! 50 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:06,617 Yeah. Yes. 51 00:02:06,704 --> 00:02:09,663 Hey, bright, smiley faces today! 52 00:02:09,751 --> 00:02:11,665 Yes! Yes. [applause] 53 00:02:11,796 --> 00:02:14,538 [singer vocalizing dramatically] 54 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,496 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:16,627 --> 00:02:19,238 [applause] 56 00:02:19,325 --> 00:02:21,023 Clean this up. 57 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:28,073 ♪ ♪ 58 00:02:35,385 --> 00:02:36,908 There's still some crumbs. 59 00:02:36,995 --> 00:02:39,083 Hi. 60 00:02:39,084 --> 00:02:40,259 Take photos. 61 00:02:40,346 --> 00:02:41,260 Hey, Carl. 62 00:02:41,391 --> 00:02:42,914 Carl, Carl, Carl, welcome. 63 00:02:43,001 --> 00:02:44,262 Hey. 64 00:02:44,263 --> 00:02:45,699 Is that makeup? 65 00:02:45,787 --> 00:02:47,875 Can I get some of that? - [laughs] 66 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,313 Did you see where Smote closed last night? 67 00:02:50,443 --> 00:02:52,271 Up 17%. I hope you took that bet. 68 00:02:52,358 --> 00:02:54,186 And don't forget to short it, then long it. 69 00:02:54,273 --> 00:02:55,405 Are you gonna tell me how you did it? 70 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:58,103 Oh, look at you, beseeching me already... 71 00:02:58,190 --> 00:02:59,278 and nonviolently. 72 00:02:59,365 --> 00:03:01,498 I like that. I like this new you. 73 00:03:01,585 --> 00:03:04,022 We'll show you everything once we settle on board seats. 74 00:03:04,109 --> 00:03:05,589 Okay? 75 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,938 Yes, on that, uh, 76 00:03:07,025 --> 00:03:08,766 my main man here, uh, Stan... good man. 77 00:03:08,853 --> 00:03:10,333 You met him last time. 78 00:03:10,463 --> 00:03:11,508 What do you think about one seat for me 79 00:03:11,638 --> 00:03:13,336 and one for my number two here? 80 00:03:13,423 --> 00:03:14,641 You let him call you that? 81 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,991 [chuckles] How about four? 82 00:03:16,992 --> 00:03:18,036 We'll just do a whole dinner set. 83 00:03:18,123 --> 00:03:19,385 Two is appropriate. 84 00:03:19,472 --> 00:03:21,170 Oh, you'd really feel better with two, 85 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,868 but I would not. 86 00:03:23,999 --> 00:03:25,609 But your enthusiasm for what we do 87 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:29,613 in the area of predictive making a fuck ton is noted. 88 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,702 Perhaps we should, um, 89 00:03:31,789 --> 00:03:34,183 hold off on the pictures while we figure this out. 90 00:03:35,532 --> 00:03:36,967 We still have some questions. 91 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:38,013 [tense music] 92 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:40,406 Do we still? 93 00:03:40,493 --> 00:03:42,844 Then to the Duncan Den. 94 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,454 Follow me. 95 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:50,981 ♪ ♪ 96 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:52,244 Sit, sit, sit. 97 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:53,506 [sighs] 98 00:03:53,637 --> 00:03:55,987 Can I get you a yerba mate? 99 00:03:56,074 --> 00:03:58,163 How about a nitro tea? Huh? - Nope. 100 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:01,036 How about 300 million for two seats 101 00:04:01,123 --> 00:04:04,256 and a 200% premium for half your voting shares? 102 00:04:04,343 --> 00:04:05,475 Founder's Class. 103 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:07,607 Nope, not giving up my Class A. 104 00:04:07,694 --> 00:04:10,480 Enhanced voting rights are human rights, for me. 105 00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:15,659 But one seat for 300 with performance milestones 106 00:04:15,746 --> 00:04:18,575 towards a second. 107 00:04:18,705 --> 00:04:20,271 I think we are putting the cart 108 00:04:20,272 --> 00:04:22,099 before the horseshit here. - [laughs] 109 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,449 How did you know about Orlando? 110 00:04:23,536 --> 00:04:25,147 Either that was some sort of trick or... 111 00:04:25,234 --> 00:04:26,583 No, it wasn't a trick at all. 112 00:04:26,713 --> 00:04:28,105 Then prove it. 113 00:04:28,106 --> 00:04:30,325 Like I said, once you're on board. 114 00:04:30,326 --> 00:04:32,328 I could be on board a giga yacht right now, 115 00:04:32,415 --> 00:04:34,285 sipping a 300-year-old cognac 116 00:04:34,286 --> 00:04:36,898 with an android Beverly D'Angelo. 117 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,073 But I'm here. 118 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,554 I just wanna look under the hood 119 00:04:41,641 --> 00:04:42,947 before I buy the damn car. 120 00:04:43,078 --> 00:04:45,819 Carl, Carl, Carl, you are a legend, 121 00:04:45,907 --> 00:04:48,734 a crotchety Jedi master. 122 00:04:48,735 --> 00:04:50,302 And I want you inside too. 123 00:04:50,389 --> 00:04:51,651 I do. 124 00:04:51,738 --> 00:04:53,175 But, like, as a hunchbacked monk 125 00:04:53,262 --> 00:04:54,827 whispering into the king's ear, 126 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,307 and of course, signaling to the streets 127 00:04:56,308 --> 00:04:57,874 that we are worth the investment. 128 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:58,832 No, no, no, no. 129 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,095 I have taken too much shrapnel 130 00:05:00,182 --> 00:05:01,792 to be anybody's dancing bear. 131 00:05:01,879 --> 00:05:02,749 - Duncan. - Period! 132 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:03,967 - Duncan. - Yes. 133 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:05,491 Can... is it okay if Carl and I confab 134 00:05:05,578 --> 00:05:06,666 on your couch over there? 135 00:05:06,797 --> 00:05:07,537 You're gonna get your number two 136 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:08,494 all over my couch? 137 00:05:08,625 --> 00:05:09,582 That's funny. 138 00:05:09,669 --> 00:05:11,062 [chuckling] 139 00:05:11,193 --> 00:05:12,759 Of course. Of course. 140 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,936 [chuckles] 141 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:17,329 Give them room, guys. Yeah. 142 00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:18,200 [inhales sharply] 143 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:22,073 [tense music] 144 00:05:22,204 --> 00:05:23,640 [mouthing words] 145 00:05:26,948 --> 00:05:29,559 Gentlemen, we will be right back. 146 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,303 What? - Nena Marx. 147 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:35,608 Did she die? 148 00:05:38,524 --> 00:05:40,222 "A source at Cupertino has confirmed 149 00:05:40,352 --> 00:05:43,833 "Hypergnosis is not being acquired by the tech giant. 150 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:46,532 CEO Duncan Park was suspect of leaking news of the buyout." 151 00:05:46,663 --> 00:05:47,663 [gasps] 152 00:05:47,664 --> 00:05:52,669 153 00:05:52,756 --> 00:05:57,195 Uh, can you kill the internet? 154 00:05:57,282 --> 00:05:59,502 - Kill the... - Kill the internet! 155 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:04,462 I can turn off the Wi-Fi? 156 00:06:04,463 --> 00:06:06,074 Just... yeah. 157 00:06:09,251 --> 00:06:10,643 For a second there, I thought you were a unicorn. 158 00:06:10,730 --> 00:06:12,209 Turns out, you're just a jackass 159 00:06:12,210 --> 00:06:13,342 with a dildo taped to his head. 160 00:06:13,472 --> 00:06:15,387 This is just static, Carl. 161 00:06:15,474 --> 00:06:18,825 A reporter just trying to stir the pot, you know. 162 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:22,612 You know and I know what Wall Street doesn't, okay? 163 00:06:22,699 --> 00:06:25,093 I mean, the... the algo, the predictive algo? 164 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:26,137 Orlando? 165 00:06:26,268 --> 00:06:27,312 How much money do you make, huh? 166 00:06:27,399 --> 00:06:28,921 Tim, hi. 167 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,446 Yeah. 168 00:06:30,533 --> 00:06:31,925 Well, listen, you're a piece of shit too. 169 00:06:32,013 --> 00:06:32,969 Uh-huh. 170 00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:34,537 Yeah, I heard. 171 00:06:34,624 --> 00:06:36,713 Is it true? 172 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,193 Meeting didn't even happen. 173 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,323 Dead in less than an hour. 174 00:06:39,324 --> 00:06:40,586 Okay, thank you and eat me. 175 00:06:40,673 --> 00:06:42,110 Cupertino Tim? Really? 176 00:06:42,197 --> 00:06:43,067 You hate him. 177 00:06:43,198 --> 00:06:44,242 He's lying! 178 00:06:44,329 --> 00:06:46,244 He... Carl, okay, two seats! 179 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:47,376 Two seats! Okay! 180 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:48,942 You're twisting my arm here. 181 00:06:49,030 --> 00:06:49,943 What... what's our stock at now? 182 00:06:50,031 --> 00:06:50,987 Huh? What's the price? 183 00:06:50,988 --> 00:06:52,642 Down 10%. 184 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:53,642 Then jump on in. 185 00:06:53,643 --> 00:06:54,644 Jump on in. 186 00:06:54,731 --> 00:06:56,037 Grab the glory. 187 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,560 You know, stop that slide. 188 00:06:57,647 --> 00:06:59,214 You know, it all sounds a little bit too spry 189 00:06:59,301 --> 00:07:00,301 for a hunchback monk like me. 190 00:07:00,302 --> 00:07:01,303 - Listen. - Right? 191 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:03,131 Listen, I... I am sorry. 192 00:07:03,218 --> 00:07:05,219 I am sorry. You are Superman. 193 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:07,004 I'm... I'm Lois Lane, okay? 194 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,005 So how about you fly around the world, you know, 195 00:07:09,006 --> 00:07:10,529 turn back time, kiss me back to life? 196 00:07:10,616 --> 00:07:11,704 I... you know, I... 197 00:07:11,835 --> 00:07:13,402 I am... I am... what am I doing? 198 00:07:15,578 --> 00:07:16,709 [whispering] I am begging. 199 00:07:16,796 --> 00:07:18,320 I am begging. 200 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:22,672 [sniffing] 201 00:07:22,759 --> 00:07:29,722 ♪ ♪ 202 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,378 [snorts] Oh, yeah. 203 00:07:33,465 --> 00:07:36,206 It's been a while since I smelled man blood. 204 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:37,251 Nummy, nummy. 205 00:07:37,252 --> 00:07:38,688 - [laughs] - Nice. 206 00:07:38,818 --> 00:07:40,342 Stan, where's it at now? 207 00:07:40,429 --> 00:07:42,431 Same buy-in gets us 17% of the company. 208 00:07:42,518 --> 00:07:43,432 Oh, hold on. 209 00:07:43,519 --> 00:07:45,390 It's refreshing. 210 00:07:45,477 --> 00:07:46,652 Nope, 18%. 211 00:07:46,783 --> 00:07:48,175 Listen, you... 212 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,960 you go down this route, you get nothing. 213 00:07:50,047 --> 00:07:51,309 You lose me permanently. 214 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,441 19%. 215 00:07:52,571 --> 00:07:55,183 [breathing shakily] Nine... 216 00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:56,488 Hold on. 217 00:07:56,575 --> 00:07:58,228 20.7%. 218 00:07:58,229 --> 00:08:00,753 Ooh, that's a nice slice of beef right there. 219 00:08:00,884 --> 00:08:03,365 But Duncan only owns 20%. 220 00:08:03,495 --> 00:08:04,888 Who's Duncan? 221 00:08:04,975 --> 00:08:11,938 ♪ ♪ 222 00:08:24,995 --> 00:08:28,303 Duncan, um... 223 00:08:28,390 --> 00:08:29,782 that's my phone. 224 00:08:32,655 --> 00:08:34,961 20.9%. 225 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,137 Okay, buy. 226 00:08:37,138 --> 00:08:40,358 And, uh, okay, bye! 227 00:08:40,445 --> 00:08:41,751 [door opens, closes] 228 00:08:45,146 --> 00:08:48,149 [birds chirping] 229 00:08:53,415 --> 00:08:55,678 [click, blender whirring] - Oh! 230 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:02,163 Must you? 231 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,991 [whirring] 232 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,542 [sighs] 233 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:35,891 Good morning, Xander. 234 00:09:35,892 --> 00:09:37,154 [chiming] 235 00:09:38,982 --> 00:09:40,200 Hey. 236 00:09:40,201 --> 00:09:41,941 What are you doing back there? 237 00:09:42,028 --> 00:09:43,681 Oh, hello, Martin. 238 00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:47,033 I... I messed up. 239 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,991 What's that on your forehead, buddy? 240 00:09:48,992 --> 00:09:50,211 Come closer. 241 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:53,344 I'm sorry. 242 00:09:53,475 --> 00:09:54,476 I'll get rid of it. 243 00:09:54,563 --> 00:09:56,912 Is that a bruise or... 244 00:09:56,913 --> 00:10:00,743 I may have had an accident playing with the haptics. 245 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:02,527 Stupid me. 246 00:10:02,614 --> 00:10:04,834 My fault, my fault, my fault, my fault... 247 00:10:04,921 --> 00:10:06,051 Xander, stop that. 248 00:10:06,052 --> 00:10:07,750 Nothing's your fault. 249 00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:11,188 Now, let's get to the bottom of this, okay? 250 00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:13,495 There is no bottom, Martin. 251 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,323 You can always go lower. 252 00:10:15,453 --> 00:10:18,456 [poignant music] 253 00:10:18,587 --> 00:10:25,507 ♪ ♪ 254 00:10:29,598 --> 00:10:31,948 Build it, break it. 255 00:10:32,035 --> 00:10:33,818 You build it. You break it. 256 00:10:33,819 --> 00:10:35,907 You build it. You break it. 257 00:10:35,908 --> 00:10:37,344 You build it. You break it. 258 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,389 Fuck! 259 00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:42,958 [singing in French] 260 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:45,657 [somber music playing] 261 00:10:45,788 --> 00:10:48,312 ♪ ♪ 262 00:10:48,443 --> 00:10:50,748 Jesus. 263 00:10:50,749 --> 00:10:52,011 Nothing happier? 264 00:10:52,098 --> 00:10:53,143 [music stops] 265 00:11:00,324 --> 00:11:03,196 [pensive music] 266 00:11:03,327 --> 00:11:10,247 ♪ ♪ 267 00:11:15,731 --> 00:11:18,516 [singer vocalizing] 268 00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:25,349 ♪ ♪ 269 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:31,312 Microwave, 1-inch slit until... [mumbling] 270 00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,706 Okay. 271 00:11:34,837 --> 00:11:36,186 [sniffles] 272 00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:42,323 How do you not have a microwave? 273 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,628 No wonder you killed yourself. 274 00:11:43,715 --> 00:11:46,108 God. 275 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:47,545 I can't even order anything. 276 00:11:47,676 --> 00:11:48,503 I can't... 277 00:11:48,633 --> 00:11:50,026 [sobs] 278 00:11:53,203 --> 00:11:55,597 [wailing] 279 00:11:55,684 --> 00:12:01,124 ♪ ♪ 280 00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:03,474 What's so wrong with the internet? 281 00:12:03,605 --> 00:12:05,476 Huh? 282 00:12:05,607 --> 00:12:07,259 It made us a lot of money. 283 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,045 It made us a lot, a lot of money. 284 00:12:09,132 --> 00:12:10,960 Oh, you... oh, you're ashamed. 285 00:12:11,047 --> 00:12:12,091 You're ashamed. God. 286 00:12:12,222 --> 00:12:13,223 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 287 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:14,529 Well, you don't know shame! 288 00:12:14,616 --> 00:12:15,704 You were the brains, right? 289 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:16,792 The brains. 290 00:12:16,922 --> 00:12:18,881 Well, try being the face! 291 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:22,493 Oh, God, I have to do it. 292 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,495 Fuck! 293 00:12:24,582 --> 00:12:31,502 ♪ ♪ 294 00:12:33,243 --> 00:12:34,984 Um... 295 00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:37,987 [speaking Spanish] 296 00:12:40,685 --> 00:12:42,034 Over there. 297 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:43,165 Sí. 298 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,906 Merci, guys. 299 00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:47,083 Lili. 300 00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:50,086 Bea-Bea. Aw. 301 00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:52,523 - [chuckles] - What are you doing here? 302 00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,960 Thelma, some iced tea... hibiscus. 303 00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:56,658 - Sure. - A little souvenir from Napa. 304 00:12:56,788 --> 00:12:58,050 Oh! Ooh. 305 00:12:58,137 --> 00:12:59,748 Thelma, corkscrew. 306 00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:01,619 [laughs] 307 00:13:01,706 --> 00:13:04,622 I heard you've been posting on the neighborhood chat. 308 00:13:04,753 --> 00:13:07,277 - Right. - And you accused Pippa Tang 309 00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:10,062 of being an arsonist who burnt down your house. 310 00:13:10,149 --> 00:13:11,629 Yes. 311 00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:14,110 She saw it. 312 00:13:14,197 --> 00:13:15,938 People should know who their neighbors are. 313 00:13:18,201 --> 00:13:20,159 Sigh, okay. 314 00:13:20,246 --> 00:13:21,899 The stadium's the absolute priority. 315 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,336 I'll apologize. 316 00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:24,512 I will grovel. 317 00:13:24,642 --> 00:13:27,471 I will wear my knee pads. 318 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:28,472 No need to. 319 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:29,734 I already spoke with her. 320 00:13:29,821 --> 00:13:31,257 And it went well. 321 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,780 She's maintaining her commitment 322 00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,478 at the $40 million level. 323 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:38,307 So we'll announce it at the winter gala. 324 00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:40,528 Looks like we're getting our stadium. 325 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:42,312 Until she burns it down. 326 00:13:42,399 --> 00:13:43,356 I'm kidding. 327 00:13:43,444 --> 00:13:44,488 No, that's wonderful. 328 00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:45,619 That really is. 329 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:46,968 It's really wonderful. 330 00:13:46,969 --> 00:13:48,230 No. Well done, Beatrice. 331 00:13:48,231 --> 00:13:49,275 Thank you. 332 00:13:49,406 --> 00:13:50,973 Uh, she did have one ask. - Mm. 333 00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:52,800 She wants you off the board. 334 00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:55,586 [scoffs, laughs] What? 335 00:13:55,673 --> 00:13:56,761 Did she say that? 336 00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:58,284 - Mm. - Oh, my God. 337 00:13:58,415 --> 00:14:00,069 Ugh. 338 00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:01,766 I mean, I run that thing. 339 00:14:01,853 --> 00:14:03,332 Mm. 340 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,420 Wait. 341 00:14:04,421 --> 00:14:06,509 The others took a vote. 342 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:07,554 What? 343 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,077 Look, I'm sorry. 344 00:14:09,078 --> 00:14:10,427 But more time right now with the family 345 00:14:10,514 --> 00:14:11,950 could be good. 346 00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:13,648 Sorry, was my family, 347 00:14:13,735 --> 00:14:16,128 or perhaps my husband's public lynching, 348 00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:17,739 part of the conversation here? 349 00:14:20,263 --> 00:14:22,656 It was a wide-ranging conversation. 350 00:14:22,657 --> 00:14:25,660 [singing in French] 351 00:14:25,747 --> 00:14:28,576 [melancholy music playing] 352 00:14:28,663 --> 00:14:35,496 ♪ ♪ 353 00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:42,372 [sniffling] 354 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,203 [grunts] 355 00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:48,683 Sorry for what? 356 00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:52,208 Sorry for what? 357 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,780 [doorbell rings] 358 00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,738 Hey. Jamison, what's up? 359 00:15:00,825 --> 00:15:01,870 How are you? 360 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,001 Wow. 361 00:15:03,088 --> 00:15:05,700 You look unwell. 362 00:15:05,787 --> 00:15:07,310 I'm just in the middle of something right now. 363 00:15:07,397 --> 00:15:09,093 So yeah, just tomorrow. 364 00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:10,226 Okay? 365 00:15:10,313 --> 00:15:12,662 Or you could just come home. 366 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:15,448 Mom's upset, said this house was haunted. 367 00:15:15,579 --> 00:15:17,059 Haunted? 368 00:15:17,146 --> 00:15:18,582 'Cause of Uncle Hamish? No. 369 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:21,237 That was... that was, like, five years ago. 370 00:15:21,324 --> 00:15:23,500 It's not like he's swinging away in there. 371 00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:25,850 So you, um... 372 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,768 You know what happened with my company? 373 00:15:30,899 --> 00:15:32,378 Yeah, some famous guy bought, like, 374 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,597 a controlling interest or something? 375 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,033 No, not quite controlling. 376 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,384 And I still own most of it. 377 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,734 Well, not quite most of it. 378 00:15:40,735 --> 00:15:44,521 It's just not ideal, you know. 379 00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:47,785 You really wanna own most of it, if you can. 380 00:15:47,872 --> 00:15:50,745 I know your mom's worried, right? 381 00:15:50,832 --> 00:15:55,140 But neither... neither of you have anything to... 382 00:15:55,227 --> 00:15:58,448 you are my rich bitches. 383 00:15:58,535 --> 00:16:01,319 And I... I mean that like how, you know, gay men say it. 384 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,974 Yeah. 385 00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:04,584 And when you have kids of your own, 386 00:16:04,585 --> 00:16:06,456 they'll be little rich bitches 387 00:16:06,543 --> 00:16:10,286 and, well, four, maybe six... probably not six... 388 00:16:10,373 --> 00:16:12,027 maybe three generations of rich bitches, 389 00:16:12,114 --> 00:16:13,724 unless there's someone... 390 00:16:13,811 --> 00:16:15,900 someone had a gambling problem or there was, like, 391 00:16:15,987 --> 00:16:17,467 a populist uprising. 392 00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:18,773 But as... just so... 393 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,730 as long as the stock is stable 394 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,167 and I haven't... 395 00:16:22,254 --> 00:16:24,343 I haven't checked on it in a bit. 396 00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:26,302 Can you... can you go up to the street 397 00:16:26,389 --> 00:16:30,045 and just check ticker HGNO? 398 00:16:30,132 --> 00:16:31,612 Yeah, no. 399 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,048 [chuckles] I have a firewall. 400 00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:34,135 I don't need your help. 401 00:16:34,136 --> 00:16:37,269 Yeah, Anushka, Tess's stepmom, 402 00:16:37,356 --> 00:16:38,357 she's on my board. 403 00:16:38,444 --> 00:16:41,012 And Uncle Gabe, my CFO... 404 00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,972 he's not your actual uncle, thank fuck. 405 00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:46,409 [chuckles] I... 406 00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:49,673 I should check in on him. 407 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,545 Dad, you're, like, having a breakdown. 408 00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:54,896 No need to get judgy with me, okay? 409 00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:57,027 You are the voice of, what, judginess now? 410 00:16:57,028 --> 00:17:00,378 You... you stole my Tungsten cube. 411 00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:02,599 Oh, my God, I didn't take your stupid cube! 412 00:17:02,686 --> 00:17:04,035 No, admit it! Admit it! 413 00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:05,470 What is it with you and this cube? 414 00:17:05,471 --> 00:17:06,471 Why are you trying to stick it to the man now? 415 00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:07,560 Everyone's coming at me! 416 00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:10,172 [breathing heavily] 417 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:26,667 [breathing heavily] 418 00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:32,063 [clicks tongue] Oh. 419 00:17:32,194 --> 00:17:34,282 [groans] Oh. 420 00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:35,327 Hey, Jamie! 421 00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:36,502 Jamison! 422 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,678 Hey! 423 00:17:39,114 --> 00:17:41,464 [sighs] God. 424 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,467 [breathing heavily] 425 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,208 You just... 426 00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:50,038 [phone buzzing, chiming] 427 00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:56,827 [soft music] 428 00:17:56,914 --> 00:18:01,049 ♪ ♪ 429 00:18:01,136 --> 00:18:03,485 In today's episode, Hypergnosis. 430 00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:06,228 When the laughter stops, will icon powerhouse 431 00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:07,969 Carl Bardolph be able to clean up 432 00:18:08,056 --> 00:18:10,144 Duncan Park's mess? 433 00:18:10,145 --> 00:18:12,930 Park, a masterclass in how not to lead a company. 434 00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:19,981 ♪ ♪ 435 00:18:29,947 --> 00:18:31,252 Gabe! 436 00:18:31,253 --> 00:18:34,343 Hey! Gabey baby, hey. 437 00:18:34,473 --> 00:18:37,912 Um, can I come over? 438 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,612 2.5 mil is a steal around here. 439 00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:46,442 No, yeah, I, um... 440 00:18:46,529 --> 00:18:49,793 I really appreciate the early viewing. 441 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,272 Of course. 442 00:18:51,273 --> 00:18:52,796 You saved my ass in behavioral psych. 443 00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:57,627 - [chuckles] It's probably not big enough 444 00:18:57,714 --> 00:19:00,761 for offices for me and Gary. 445 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:01,849 I forgot. 446 00:19:01,936 --> 00:19:03,938 You married Professor Felder. 447 00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:05,460 [chuckles] Yeah. 448 00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:08,464 He's, uh... no, yeah, I did. 449 00:19:08,551 --> 00:19:11,380 Yeah, well, there's, like, offices you can rent 450 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,815 for, like, 175 an hour. 451 00:19:12,816 --> 00:19:15,253 That would be a huge pay cut. 452 00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,341 I'm still paying off my degrees. 453 00:19:17,342 --> 00:19:19,431 Yeah, and Gary's got his alimony, 454 00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:22,260 and he stuck his parents in this money pit 455 00:19:22,347 --> 00:19:23,653 of a nursing home. 456 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,045 And then he had this tax penalty. 457 00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:27,962 And oh, my God, I just got a medical bill 458 00:19:28,049 --> 00:19:30,616 that insurance won't cover because my son 459 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,009 put dog shit in his stool sample. 460 00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:34,577 - Oh, okay. Oh, okay. - So... 461 00:19:34,664 --> 00:19:36,361 [exhales slowly] 462 00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:38,668 [breathing shakily] 463 00:19:38,755 --> 00:19:40,583 You wanna get high? 464 00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:42,106 Yeah. 465 00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:46,589 Didn't you have your own practice? 466 00:19:46,676 --> 00:19:48,939 Mm-hmm. 467 00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:50,027 Why'd you quit? 468 00:19:50,114 --> 00:19:51,855 [sighs] Cancer. 469 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,944 Oh, shit. 470 00:19:54,031 --> 00:19:56,512 Girl, I'm great. 471 00:19:56,599 --> 00:19:57,948 I'm all clear. 472 00:19:58,035 --> 00:19:59,732 I make my own schedule. 473 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,343 I don't have to listen to those tech bros 474 00:20:01,473 --> 00:20:03,084 whine about their third homes. 475 00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:06,522 [inhales deeply] Okay, forget money. 476 00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:09,959 Where do you want to be? 477 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,570 I don't know. 478 00:20:11,657 --> 00:20:14,659 Maybe somewhere I could watch a sunrise, you know? 479 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,488 Nothing, nobody in my way. 480 00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:17,881 [chuckles] 481 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,578 You should move to Gilroy. 482 00:20:19,665 --> 00:20:23,713 Grow your own weed, get yourself some chickens. 483 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,628 [chuckles] 484 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,892 I gotta ask, what's Professor Felder's dick like? 485 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,154 [laughing] 486 00:20:31,155 --> 00:20:34,070 [pensive music] 487 00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:41,035 488 00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:47,432 Human females dig offerings. 489 00:20:47,519 --> 00:20:50,521 Men used to hunt and bring back mammoth flesh. 490 00:20:50,522 --> 00:20:52,654 This is how it is and how it always should be. 491 00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:53,873 What are you gonna do, not give your 492 00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:55,484 female counterpart an offering? 493 00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:57,398 Um, hey, we need to see the nutritionist lady. 494 00:20:57,399 --> 00:20:59,182 I'm running out of the stuff. 495 00:20:59,183 --> 00:21:00,663 Mm, yeah. 496 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:04,493 You know, Orson, I think she's the kind of person 497 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,974 who would give you magic beans for a heart attack, you know? 498 00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:09,106 But it's working, so. 499 00:21:09,193 --> 00:21:10,891 It just feels like the dumb part of my brain 500 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,718 is telling the smart part to just shut up. 501 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,155 It's a little disconcerting, 502 00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:16,200 but my problems are, like, gone now. 503 00:21:16,287 --> 00:21:18,072 Like, they're all... all gone, and I'm feeling so much better. 504 00:21:18,159 --> 00:21:20,117 [door closes] - Hello. 505 00:21:20,204 --> 00:21:21,162 Hello. 506 00:21:21,249 --> 00:21:24,816 [sighs] Oh, my boys. 507 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,907 Hmm. 508 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,256 Orson, are you eating chili? 509 00:21:29,257 --> 00:21:31,824 Mm-hmm. 510 00:21:31,912 --> 00:21:34,044 - Wow, it smells good. - Mm. 511 00:21:34,131 --> 00:21:36,481 Orson was just saying how much better he feels. 512 00:21:36,568 --> 00:21:38,701 Also, he joined the orchestra at school. 513 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,268 Hey, that's great! 514 00:21:40,355 --> 00:21:41,312 Wow, Orson. 515 00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:42,923 How... how much better? 516 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,054 Like, basically, all the way better. 517 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,491 It's great. 518 00:21:46,578 --> 00:21:48,102 Oh, my gosh. 519 00:21:48,189 --> 00:21:50,277 Antibiotics are so... you know what I mean? 520 00:21:50,278 --> 00:21:51,756 They just work. - Mm. 521 00:21:51,757 --> 00:21:53,194 No. No, they do not. 522 00:21:53,281 --> 00:21:54,369 They definitely didn't. 523 00:21:54,456 --> 00:21:55,457 Okay. 524 00:21:55,544 --> 00:21:56,371 They didn't work. 525 00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:57,415 No. 526 00:21:57,502 --> 00:21:59,461 They were awful. 527 00:21:59,548 --> 00:22:03,334 [scoffs] okay, well, clearly, evidence they helped. 528 00:22:03,421 --> 00:22:04,466 Oh. 529 00:22:07,382 --> 00:22:10,080 Actually, I stopped taking them a while ago... 530 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,300 - [sighs] - So... 531 00:22:14,693 --> 00:22:15,651 Why? 532 00:22:18,436 --> 00:22:19,481 [sighs] 533 00:22:19,568 --> 00:22:21,962 $2,000? 534 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,181 And right when we need every penny? 535 00:22:24,268 --> 00:22:25,921 - I know. - And behind my back! 536 00:22:25,922 --> 00:22:27,619 He's my son. 537 00:22:27,706 --> 00:22:29,404 Yeah, and he's crying out for some male nurturing, 538 00:22:29,491 --> 00:22:30,709 and he's under my roof! 539 00:22:30,796 --> 00:22:31,971 What am I supposed to do, JoAnne? 540 00:22:31,972 --> 00:22:33,147 Not your roof, Gary. 541 00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:34,496 Rented roof. - Yeah. 542 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:35,888 Not the point. 543 00:22:36,019 --> 00:22:39,153 [muffled melancholy music playing] 544 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,024 [knocking] 545 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:44,114 It's Lili. 546 00:22:44,201 --> 00:22:47,596 Duncan! 547 00:22:47,683 --> 00:22:48,901 I know you're in there. 548 00:22:48,989 --> 00:22:50,947 The Hummer's in the driveway. 549 00:22:51,034 --> 00:22:57,998 ♪ ♪ 550 00:22:59,347 --> 00:23:02,175 I can hear the music! 551 00:23:02,176 --> 00:23:05,047 [singing in French] 552 00:23:05,048 --> 00:23:12,142 553 00:23:12,229 --> 00:23:17,625 Duncan, this has been very hard for me too. 554 00:23:17,626 --> 00:23:18,757 We are married! 555 00:23:18,844 --> 00:23:20,281 I don't care if you hate me. 556 00:23:20,368 --> 00:23:22,499 You have to talk to me till one of us dies. 557 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:23,848 That's the deal. 558 00:23:23,849 --> 00:23:26,155 Otherwise...[sighs] 559 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:27,549 What good are we? 560 00:23:29,029 --> 00:23:30,378 Duncan! 561 00:23:32,597 --> 00:23:35,295 Bastard. 562 00:23:35,296 --> 00:23:36,601 Bastard! 563 00:23:36,688 --> 00:23:43,565 ♪ ♪ 564 00:24:14,944 --> 00:24:16,554 Duncan! 565 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,777 Duncan? 566 00:24:28,436 --> 00:24:30,220 Duncan! 567 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:35,269 What the hell? 568 00:24:37,097 --> 00:24:39,229 [sighs] 569 00:24:40,926 --> 00:24:42,885 [thud] 570 00:24:42,972 --> 00:24:45,801 [water running] 571 00:24:53,069 --> 00:24:53,983 [water stops] 572 00:25:08,171 --> 00:25:10,999 [somber music] 573 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:18,007 574 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:04,053 [crying] 575 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,189 [sobs] 576 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:12,148 [rotors thrumming] 577 00:26:12,235 --> 00:26:19,199 ♪ ♪ 578 00:26:32,168 --> 00:26:34,736 Too many moons, buddy! 579 00:26:34,866 --> 00:26:36,128 I can't do physical contact. 580 00:26:36,216 --> 00:26:37,304 What? 581 00:26:37,391 --> 00:26:39,349 - Dopamine fasting. Gotta purify. 582 00:26:39,436 --> 00:26:41,002 Dopamine is the last addiction. 583 00:26:41,003 --> 00:26:42,178 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 584 00:26:42,265 --> 00:26:43,700 You gotta keep the neurotransmitters 585 00:26:43,701 --> 00:26:44,614 high and tight. 586 00:26:44,615 --> 00:26:45,747 Yep. 587 00:26:47,009 --> 00:26:48,097 We got a lot to talk about. 588 00:26:48,184 --> 00:26:50,273 Yeah, we sure do. 589 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,233 [birds squawking] 590 00:26:58,412 --> 00:27:01,370 I think you got the right idea here. 591 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,504 You know, take your winnings and live away from it all. 592 00:27:03,634 --> 00:27:04,940 Yeah, just... 593 00:27:05,027 --> 00:27:06,767 That why you came? 594 00:27:06,768 --> 00:27:08,030 Yeah. 595 00:27:08,117 --> 00:27:10,031 What do you mean? 596 00:27:10,032 --> 00:27:11,686 You always have an angle. 597 00:27:11,773 --> 00:27:15,298 I... I needed a break 598 00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:17,518 with a friend, oldest and dearest. 599 00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:22,087 To be honest, I'm a little bummed 600 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,437 you're doing this cleanse thing. 601 00:27:23,524 --> 00:27:24,742 I was looking forward to doing 602 00:27:24,829 --> 00:27:27,571 some toad licking and frog smoking. 603 00:27:27,658 --> 00:27:29,138 Last time I was here, remember? 604 00:27:29,225 --> 00:27:32,096 You were doing the GambleSlut jubilee. 605 00:27:32,097 --> 00:27:35,710 God, you just sold your stake, and you... you were feral. 606 00:27:35,797 --> 00:27:39,104 Just ah, ah! [laughs] 607 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:40,192 Wow. 608 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,499 It's sluts, plural. 609 00:27:42,586 --> 00:27:43,979 GambleSlut is an accusation. 610 00:27:44,066 --> 00:27:46,590 Sluts is an invitation. 611 00:27:46,677 --> 00:27:48,549 Well, I left feeling like one. 612 00:27:48,636 --> 00:27:50,420 [chuckles] 613 00:27:50,507 --> 00:27:53,509 We gotta be stronger than that now, Duncan. 614 00:27:53,510 --> 00:27:55,904 Societal change, perhaps collapse, is upon us, 615 00:27:55,991 --> 00:27:57,601 and sooner than you think, 616 00:27:57,688 --> 00:28:00,169 and sooner than the people who think it's soon think. 617 00:28:01,518 --> 00:28:03,214 Yeah. 618 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,305 Maybe. Yeah, yeah. 619 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,872 There used to be men who lit the streetlamps, 620 00:28:08,873 --> 00:28:10,745 every night walking around the cobblestones 621 00:28:10,832 --> 00:28:12,703 with a big pole of fire. 622 00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:14,009 You'd even know the guy. 623 00:28:14,096 --> 00:28:16,272 Evening, Doug. Lighting the lamps? 624 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,405 You betcha, friend. 625 00:28:18,492 --> 00:28:21,364 What would we do without you? 626 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:24,236 And then Edison came up with his bright idea, 627 00:28:24,324 --> 00:28:27,761 and it's, whatever happened to Doug? 628 00:28:27,762 --> 00:28:29,285 Dollars to donuts, Doug couldn't hack it 629 00:28:29,372 --> 00:28:30,982 in the new frontier. 630 00:28:31,069 --> 00:28:33,768 Maybe Doug found his wife banging the Maytag man 631 00:28:33,855 --> 00:28:37,118 and grabbed the third rail of the new downtown express. 632 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,990 Or maybe Doug picked up his old lighting pole 633 00:28:39,077 --> 00:28:41,297 and started smashing his neighbors' windows, 634 00:28:41,384 --> 00:28:43,604 screaming about a revolution that his great-grandkids 635 00:28:43,691 --> 00:28:48,652 will finish any day now when they get replaced by AI bots. 636 00:28:48,739 --> 00:28:52,743 Either way, men like you and me, 637 00:28:52,874 --> 00:28:55,659 we gotta duck when shit fucks the fan. 638 00:28:55,746 --> 00:28:59,707 Get an island, get some guns, and go long on guillotines. 639 00:29:02,666 --> 00:29:05,060 I missed you, man. 640 00:29:05,147 --> 00:29:06,801 Even if you don't have the bone mass, 641 00:29:06,888 --> 00:29:09,543 these jaw exercises will open up the sutures of your skull. 642 00:29:09,630 --> 00:29:12,328 Now, obviously, the decadent females of the West 643 00:29:12,415 --> 00:29:14,330 are too busy riding the cock carousel 644 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,288 to take a chance on a beta with a negative canthal tilt, 645 00:29:16,376 --> 00:29:17,767 but that's where I come in. 646 00:29:17,768 --> 00:29:19,727 What the hell are you watching? 647 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:24,079 Was that some... some fascist incel shit? 648 00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:29,127 Orson, who is sending you videos about cocks 649 00:29:29,214 --> 00:29:31,739 and... and... and skull tilts? 650 00:29:31,826 --> 00:29:34,088 Canthal tilt is eyes, I think. 651 00:29:34,089 --> 00:29:36,396 And it's not fascist to know anatomy. 652 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:37,701 Yes, it is. 653 00:29:37,788 --> 00:29:40,269 That's their whole thing. 654 00:29:40,356 --> 00:29:42,663 Okay, look, I... I... 655 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:45,753 I came to invite you. 656 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,364 Gary and I are gonna do a quick day trip to the country. 657 00:29:48,451 --> 00:29:52,237 And now, I think, yeah, no, not an invitation... mandatory. 658 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:56,110 We are gonna go pick some apples or something, okay? 659 00:29:56,111 --> 00:29:57,417 And that's all there is to it. 660 00:29:59,288 --> 00:30:00,854 Why can't you just watch video games? 661 00:30:00,855 --> 00:30:01,943 [door slams] 662 00:30:04,641 --> 00:30:05,729 Ugh. 663 00:30:05,816 --> 00:30:08,036 Can you not touch me, please? 664 00:30:08,123 --> 00:30:09,820 [chiming] 665 00:30:09,907 --> 00:30:11,865 [sighs] 666 00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:13,128 I'm going in late. 667 00:30:14,956 --> 00:30:15,913 Didn't sleep a wink. 668 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,567 Xander is behaving strangely. 669 00:30:17,654 --> 00:30:19,525 He generated a couch to hide behind. 670 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,918 I just... 671 00:30:21,049 --> 00:30:24,051 Nena and that article. 672 00:30:24,052 --> 00:30:25,706 Everyone at Cupertino thinks it was me, 673 00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:27,708 and I'm just covering my ass. 674 00:30:27,795 --> 00:30:29,797 Wasn't it you? 675 00:30:29,884 --> 00:30:32,364 Yes, but... 676 00:30:32,452 --> 00:30:34,496 can you take the goggles off, please? 677 00:30:34,497 --> 00:30:37,152 I need a sympathetic ear right now. 678 00:30:44,942 --> 00:30:48,032 My motives were to clear the air, to help Cupertino. 679 00:30:48,119 --> 00:30:50,426 But fat chance anyone gives me an ounce of bloody credit. 680 00:30:50,513 --> 00:30:52,210 - Like, I just can't win. - No. No. 681 00:30:52,297 --> 00:30:53,429 - I'm sorry, but... - No. 682 00:30:53,516 --> 00:30:54,430 - Xander. - No, no, no, no, no. 683 00:30:54,517 --> 00:30:55,779 Xander. 684 00:30:55,866 --> 00:30:57,041 What's wrong? - I'm sorry. 685 00:30:57,128 --> 00:30:59,391 - I'm sorry. - Don't talk to the robot. 686 00:30:59,479 --> 00:31:01,045 Martin, I'm your wife. 687 00:31:01,132 --> 00:31:02,394 I'm speaking to you! 688 00:31:02,525 --> 00:31:05,093 I think it's you, maybe your voice. 689 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:06,616 I broke the tablet. 690 00:31:06,703 --> 00:31:08,182 I really don't need this right now, Martin. 691 00:31:08,183 --> 00:31:09,358 - My fault. - Xander. 692 00:31:09,445 --> 00:31:10,881 Not hers. Not hers. 693 00:31:11,012 --> 00:31:12,839 - Did you have an accident? - I'm sorry. 694 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,144 I'm bad. I'll clean it. 695 00:31:14,145 --> 00:31:15,973 Uh, I think you should go. 696 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:18,193 How could he wee himself, Martin? 697 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,934 He's pixels! - Just dots! 698 00:31:20,021 --> 00:31:21,501 - Could you leave, please? - Stupid dots! 699 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:23,285 Right, so you care about the Tamagotchi's feelings, 700 00:31:23,372 --> 00:31:24,416 but not mine? - Damn it! Leave! 701 00:31:24,547 --> 00:31:25,678 Go to work! 702 00:31:25,679 --> 00:31:27,507 And leave me to mine! 703 00:31:32,076 --> 00:31:34,862 [indistinct chatter] 704 00:31:41,825 --> 00:31:43,784 [soft tense music] 705 00:31:43,871 --> 00:31:45,699 [sighs] 706 00:31:45,786 --> 00:31:50,267 Some people just have very punchable faces. 707 00:31:50,268 --> 00:31:52,095 Duncan Park has a soul like that. 708 00:31:52,096 --> 00:31:55,925 I just... I just wanna crush him. 709 00:31:55,926 --> 00:31:58,407 I... I do. 710 00:31:58,494 --> 00:31:59,539 Is that gay? 711 00:32:01,149 --> 00:32:03,238 Well, aren't you gay? 712 00:32:03,325 --> 00:32:05,414 I mean, the way he took down Orlando Lee 713 00:32:05,501 --> 00:32:07,024 with that big blue dolphin dick... 714 00:32:07,111 --> 00:32:09,984 whack, whack! 715 00:32:10,071 --> 00:32:12,202 Hey, he just doesn't quit, that guy. 716 00:32:12,203 --> 00:32:13,553 He just doesn't quit. 717 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,685 He just keeps coming back, 718 00:32:15,772 --> 00:32:18,861 until he ran away, leaving me with this... 719 00:32:18,862 --> 00:32:20,690 this nugget, this prophecy. 720 00:32:20,777 --> 00:32:23,344 [sighs] 721 00:32:23,345 --> 00:32:25,782 Did you see where Smote rehired Orlando Lee? 722 00:32:25,869 --> 00:32:28,219 Just as Duncan foretold. 723 00:32:28,306 --> 00:32:30,091 How much money have we made off that? 724 00:32:30,178 --> 00:32:31,483 After the last short and bump, 725 00:32:31,571 --> 00:32:35,444 it's up 21 million and change. 726 00:32:35,531 --> 00:32:37,402 Wanna hire him back? 727 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,099 Maybe make him an employee this time... 728 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:40,667 paycheck, smaller office. 729 00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:42,799 Humble him. Dominate. 730 00:32:42,886 --> 00:32:45,715 A guy like that, he would never do that, ever. 731 00:32:45,802 --> 00:32:47,804 I would have to make him partner. 732 00:32:47,891 --> 00:32:49,850 I just wanna crush him. 733 00:32:49,937 --> 00:32:52,329 And I can't crush him if I can't find him. 734 00:32:52,330 --> 00:32:53,723 Carl, you have other holdings 735 00:32:53,810 --> 00:32:55,072 that you haven't even paid any attention to. 736 00:32:55,159 --> 00:32:56,552 Yeah, I know that. 737 00:32:56,639 --> 00:32:58,119 It's because I'm allergic to tedium, Stan. 738 00:32:58,206 --> 00:33:00,076 Obviously, you're not. - Mr. Bardolph? 739 00:33:00,077 --> 00:33:01,513 - Yes? - Hi. 740 00:33:01,601 --> 00:33:02,819 Hi. 741 00:33:02,906 --> 00:33:04,254 So I accessed the carrier portal 742 00:33:04,255 --> 00:33:05,779 and found a signal location. 743 00:33:05,866 --> 00:33:07,214 The satellite handshake gave him away. 744 00:33:07,215 --> 00:33:08,695 English, pronoun. 745 00:33:10,958 --> 00:33:12,002 Please. 746 00:33:12,089 --> 00:33:13,613 Did you find him? 747 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,745 Duncan was actually gonna double my stock options 748 00:33:15,832 --> 00:33:17,659 at the next performance review. 749 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:22,317 So care to review my performance? 750 00:33:22,404 --> 00:33:25,363 Well, aren't you the little operator? 751 00:33:25,494 --> 00:33:27,583 Have you ever met our CFO, Gabe? 752 00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:30,760 [soft ethereal music] 753 00:33:30,847 --> 00:33:37,724 ♪ ♪ 754 00:33:46,428 --> 00:33:49,344 [phone buzzing] 755 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:55,524 Hello? 756 00:33:58,353 --> 00:34:01,269 [phone buzzing] 757 00:34:05,839 --> 00:34:07,971 Where are you? 758 00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:09,843 The wilderness. 759 00:34:09,930 --> 00:34:11,801 If I can't see the world, the world can't see me, right? 760 00:34:11,888 --> 00:34:13,673 That's how it works. 761 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,544 Sorry about the stock and everything. 762 00:34:15,631 --> 00:34:16,588 No, no. 763 00:34:16,676 --> 00:34:18,503 I am done, Nush. 764 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,896 Can't go back. 765 00:34:19,983 --> 00:34:21,637 I don't wanna go back. 766 00:34:21,724 --> 00:34:23,987 Oh, come on, it's just a bit of bad press. 767 00:34:24,074 --> 00:34:26,381 I'd rather have anything happen to me. 768 00:34:26,468 --> 00:34:28,905 I'd rather have a deepfake of me French kissing my own mother 769 00:34:28,992 --> 00:34:30,428 being passed around. 770 00:34:30,515 --> 00:34:32,430 I bet Bardolph already has 771 00:34:32,517 --> 00:34:34,258 a short list of replacement CEOs. 772 00:34:34,345 --> 00:34:35,824 Well, I wouldn't know. 773 00:34:35,825 --> 00:34:37,652 As you recall, I resigned from the board. 774 00:34:37,653 --> 00:34:39,393 [pensive music] 775 00:34:39,394 --> 00:34:40,786 What? 776 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,701 [stammering] When? 777 00:34:42,702 --> 00:34:45,530 I sent you a registered letter, which you signed. 778 00:34:45,661 --> 00:34:47,097 I... I need you on the board! 779 00:34:47,184 --> 00:34:48,316 I need that vote! 780 00:34:48,446 --> 00:34:50,187 You still have Gabe's. 781 00:34:50,318 --> 00:34:52,886 Yeah, even with Gabe's, Bardolph and I are deadlocked, 782 00:34:52,973 --> 00:34:54,365 and then he'll find a way to tilt the balance. 783 00:34:54,452 --> 00:34:57,629 I... I... [scoffs] Why the hell would you resign? 784 00:34:57,717 --> 00:35:01,590 I asked you to do one thing for me, and you never did. 785 00:35:01,677 --> 00:35:04,374 You said you'd call Nena, clear my name. 786 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:06,681 Then you had sex with me, and you never called her. 787 00:35:06,682 --> 00:35:07,770 So I called her. 788 00:35:07,857 --> 00:35:09,032 I called her. 789 00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:10,425 You? 790 00:35:10,512 --> 00:35:12,253 [tense music] 791 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:16,692 You did this? 792 00:35:16,779 --> 00:35:20,609 You stabbed me in the back of my heart? 793 00:35:20,696 --> 00:35:22,306 Sorry, but when it's your job on the line, 794 00:35:22,393 --> 00:35:24,351 it's a crisis of infinite magnitude. 795 00:35:24,352 --> 00:35:27,050 But when it's mine, you can't be arsed. 796 00:35:27,137 --> 00:35:29,183 - No, that's not... why would you... 797 00:35:29,270 --> 00:35:30,184 Goodbye, Dunky. 798 00:35:30,271 --> 00:35:31,838 No. No! 799 00:35:31,925 --> 00:35:32,839 [line beeping] 800 00:35:32,926 --> 00:35:36,668 No, Anu... God. 801 00:35:36,799 --> 00:35:37,713 Oh, God, no! 802 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,061 God! 803 00:35:39,062 --> 00:35:41,195 Oh, my God! 804 00:35:41,325 --> 00:35:43,763 [groaning, yelling] Shit! 805 00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:44,764 God! 806 00:35:46,983 --> 00:35:48,463 [sighs] 807 00:35:50,030 --> 00:35:52,815 I mean, do you think we could actually do this? 808 00:35:52,902 --> 00:35:55,339 I mean, we could afford it. 809 00:35:55,426 --> 00:35:57,906 Yeah, I mean, I always wanted to watch the sun rise 810 00:35:57,907 --> 00:35:59,778 over fields of wildflowers. 811 00:35:59,779 --> 00:36:02,432 I just always thought it would be 812 00:36:02,433 --> 00:36:04,305 from the veranda of our architecturally significant 813 00:36:04,392 --> 00:36:05,785 second home. 814 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:08,613 [laughs] Yeah. 815 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,876 Yeah. 816 00:36:09,963 --> 00:36:11,354 Living in the bubble, right? 817 00:36:11,355 --> 00:36:12,617 [chuckles] 818 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,010 Well, I love it. 819 00:36:14,097 --> 00:36:15,882 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 820 00:36:15,969 --> 00:36:17,927 I love that it was your idea. 821 00:36:18,014 --> 00:36:21,452 And I hate the people in Palo Alto. 822 00:36:21,539 --> 00:36:22,758 I do. I hate them. 823 00:36:22,845 --> 00:36:24,368 I know everybody deserves therapy, 824 00:36:24,455 --> 00:36:26,848 but that has to apply to the folks 825 00:36:26,849 --> 00:36:28,764 that live out here, too, right? 826 00:36:28,851 --> 00:36:30,070 Whoever they are. 827 00:36:30,157 --> 00:36:32,289 It's less money for us, maybe. 828 00:36:32,376 --> 00:36:33,942 So we're not surrounded by world beaters, 829 00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:37,077 but, you know, as far as neighbors and friends go, 830 00:36:37,164 --> 00:36:39,819 the world beaters suck. 831 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:44,519 So maybe we just make peace with enough. 832 00:36:49,089 --> 00:36:51,700 [chicken clucking] 833 00:36:51,787 --> 00:36:53,570 [clears throat] Hey, Orson. 834 00:36:53,571 --> 00:36:55,356 Orson. 835 00:36:55,443 --> 00:36:57,880 Talk to your mom. She might have some news. 836 00:36:57,967 --> 00:36:58,838 Come here, buddy. 837 00:37:02,189 --> 00:37:03,190 What? 838 00:37:04,626 --> 00:37:05,801 What's the news? 839 00:37:05,888 --> 00:37:07,410 News? 840 00:37:07,411 --> 00:37:11,806 Uh, well, Gary and I are talking about... you know, 841 00:37:11,807 --> 00:37:17,552 and nothing is set in stone, but possibly to move here. 842 00:37:19,902 --> 00:37:21,511 When? 843 00:37:21,512 --> 00:37:25,385 I suppose soon, real soon. 844 00:37:25,386 --> 00:37:28,301 You... I just started settling in, 845 00:37:28,302 --> 00:37:30,869 and you wanna send me to live on a farm? 846 00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:33,524 I can finally freakin' eat like a normal person, 847 00:37:33,611 --> 00:37:35,265 and you won't pay for my medicine! 848 00:37:35,352 --> 00:37:37,223 Maybe you like me better sick and feeble. 849 00:37:37,224 --> 00:37:39,095 What? 850 00:37:39,182 --> 00:37:40,662 How could you possibly think that? 851 00:37:40,749 --> 00:37:42,577 I know you did something bad. 852 00:37:42,664 --> 00:37:44,361 [tense music] 853 00:37:44,448 --> 00:37:46,319 If you wanna run away from whatever shit you pulled, 854 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,363 that's fine. 855 00:37:47,364 --> 00:37:48,756 But you're not gonna cuck me 856 00:37:48,757 --> 00:37:51,281 into living in fucking garlic town! 857 00:37:51,412 --> 00:37:53,588 I should make you give me the $2,000. 858 00:37:53,675 --> 00:37:55,938 And if I were a fascist, trust me, I would. 859 00:37:56,025 --> 00:37:58,985 But I don't need you, you selfish bi... 860 00:37:59,072 --> 00:38:00,682 woman! 861 00:38:00,769 --> 00:38:07,689 ♪ ♪ 862 00:38:07,776 --> 00:38:09,256 Okay. 863 00:38:09,386 --> 00:38:10,996 Are we ready to pick some apples? 864 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,215 No. 865 00:38:12,302 --> 00:38:13,608 We're going back. 866 00:38:18,221 --> 00:38:19,396 [engine turns over] 867 00:38:26,926 --> 00:38:29,667 Hey, Gabe! 868 00:38:29,754 --> 00:38:33,323 Did I see you letting the sun shine where it don't normally? 869 00:38:33,454 --> 00:38:35,021 Yeah, it's called perineum sunning. 870 00:38:35,108 --> 00:38:36,978 It increases testosterone production, 871 00:38:36,979 --> 00:38:38,807 root chakra optimization, and... 872 00:38:38,894 --> 00:38:40,025 - And I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try it. 873 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:41,462 It's a great idea. 874 00:38:41,549 --> 00:38:43,116 You have so many great ideas. 875 00:38:43,203 --> 00:38:44,681 Here's mine. 876 00:38:44,682 --> 00:38:46,728 Bardolph is gonna try to fire me. 877 00:38:46,815 --> 00:38:48,512 We go back to HQ, right? 878 00:38:48,643 --> 00:38:51,167 We instigate the staff to walk out. 879 00:38:51,254 --> 00:38:52,952 We ride in. We rile them up. 880 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,083 A proper uprising. 881 00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:56,651 Gattica! Gattica! 882 00:38:56,738 --> 00:38:58,087 And then we say to Bardolph, 883 00:38:58,174 --> 00:38:59,522 hey, hey, you're gonna fire me? 884 00:38:59,523 --> 00:39:01,090 You're gonna have to fire everyone! 885 00:39:01,177 --> 00:39:02,483 [panting] 886 00:39:02,570 --> 00:39:04,224 Your one move... 887 00:39:04,311 --> 00:39:05,790 talking people into doing shit 888 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,575 that's not good for anyone but you. 889 00:39:07,662 --> 00:39:08,968 This is why you came, right? 890 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:10,752 Ensure my loyalty? 891 00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:12,406 Possibly your perspective while living here 892 00:39:12,493 --> 00:39:14,321 on a freakin' island has skewed you 893 00:39:14,408 --> 00:39:16,062 a little towards the paranoid. 894 00:39:16,149 --> 00:39:18,455 I'm just saying, there used to be GambleSluts 895 00:39:18,586 --> 00:39:19,934 in bikinis out there. 896 00:39:19,935 --> 00:39:21,327 Now there are armed guards. 897 00:39:21,328 --> 00:39:23,024 That's not progress, Gabe. 898 00:39:23,025 --> 00:39:24,548 This is what you did to Hamish. 899 00:39:24,635 --> 00:39:27,073 You would stroke his ego and then steal his confidence 900 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,509 over and over and over. 901 00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:30,859 Yeah. You motivate. 902 00:39:30,946 --> 00:39:32,992 You criticize. It's called leadership. 903 00:39:33,122 --> 00:39:35,167 I'm sorry, someone had to be the McCartney in the band. 904 00:39:35,168 --> 00:39:36,778 Who else was gonna do it? 905 00:39:36,865 --> 00:39:38,954 I mean...[laughs] Hamish? 906 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:40,128 You? 907 00:39:40,129 --> 00:39:41,522 You wanna take the reins? 908 00:39:41,609 --> 00:39:43,045 Go swing your sun-kissed balls around? 909 00:39:43,132 --> 00:39:45,787 Show everyone that your root chakra is optimized? 910 00:39:45,874 --> 00:39:47,223 I... I would love... 911 00:39:47,310 --> 00:39:48,311 I would love to see you try. 912 00:39:48,398 --> 00:39:49,312 It's too late now. 913 00:39:49,399 --> 00:39:50,357 Well, not for me. 914 00:39:50,444 --> 00:39:51,706 Not for me. 915 00:39:53,621 --> 00:39:55,057 Call me a helicopter. 916 00:39:55,188 --> 00:39:56,580 I'm going to go save what is ours. 917 00:39:56,711 --> 00:39:58,278 Oh, okay. 918 00:39:58,365 --> 00:39:59,539 So you're looking out for me too? 919 00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:01,454 - Yes! Yes! - Okay. 920 00:40:01,455 --> 00:40:03,935 Well, then tell me, why has my dearest, 921 00:40:04,023 --> 00:40:06,025 closest friend still not mentioned the predictive algo 922 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,068 he's sitting on? 923 00:40:07,069 --> 00:40:08,113 Wait. 924 00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:09,028 How... 925 00:40:11,726 --> 00:40:14,207 Did you talk to Bardolph? 926 00:40:14,337 --> 00:40:17,166 [helicopter rotors thrumming] 927 00:40:17,253 --> 00:40:19,212 [tense music] 928 00:40:19,299 --> 00:40:20,952 Oh, God. 929 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:27,959 ♪ ♪ 930 00:40:28,047 --> 00:40:30,048 How could you? 931 00:40:30,049 --> 00:40:31,746 No, no, no, I don't wanna hear shit about betrayal. 932 00:40:31,876 --> 00:40:33,095 That's not the narrative here. 933 00:40:33,182 --> 00:40:34,444 You abandoned me. 934 00:40:34,531 --> 00:40:36,620 Fuck, Gabe. 935 00:40:36,707 --> 00:40:38,709 Gabe, what did you do? 936 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,238 Carl! 937 00:40:45,325 --> 00:40:49,198 And I thought I was the one stalking you the whole time. 938 00:40:49,285 --> 00:40:50,417 I'm not here for you. 939 00:40:50,547 --> 00:40:52,201 I came to speak to Gabe Choi. 940 00:40:52,288 --> 00:40:53,289 Carl. 941 00:40:53,376 --> 00:40:54,550 Oh, you'll touch him? 942 00:40:54,551 --> 00:40:55,813 This is my XO, Stan Dibbs. 943 00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:57,554 - Hey, Stan. - How you doing? 944 00:40:57,641 --> 00:40:59,208 - What is that? What... what is that? 945 00:40:59,295 --> 00:41:01,254 A tender offer. 946 00:41:01,341 --> 00:41:05,345 15% above market for Gabe's voting shares. 947 00:41:05,432 --> 00:41:07,173 - No. Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no, no. You just... 948 00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:08,304 - No. - You can't do that now. 949 00:41:08,391 --> 00:41:09,610 I never wanted to be CFO. 950 00:41:09,697 --> 00:41:11,306 I took the job for Hamish. - He was dead! 951 00:41:11,307 --> 00:41:13,178 I asked you, and you never even did the job. 952 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,745 - Okay, well, I'm done. Okay? I'm out. 953 00:41:15,746 --> 00:41:17,269 And for what it's worth, I'm giving some of this money 954 00:41:17,270 --> 00:41:18,532 to Francis and James. 955 00:41:18,619 --> 00:41:19,575 I think they're still in Wichita. 956 00:41:19,576 --> 00:41:21,751 Who is Francis and James? 957 00:41:21,752 --> 00:41:23,798 Hamish's parents, asshole. 958 00:41:23,885 --> 00:41:25,755 I... I will fix this. 959 00:41:25,756 --> 00:41:26,888 I will make you whole. okay? 960 00:41:26,975 --> 00:41:28,107 But wait. 961 00:41:28,237 --> 00:41:29,412 Oh, wait, like with Fah-fa? 962 00:41:29,499 --> 00:41:30,587 No. 963 00:41:30,674 --> 00:41:32,502 Ha... Hamish wanted to wait, not me. 964 00:41:32,589 --> 00:41:34,025 No, you thought it was a movement, 965 00:41:34,113 --> 00:41:35,548 and it was a startup. 966 00:41:35,549 --> 00:41:37,333 And you talked Hamish out of selling. 967 00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:38,769 We could have all been billionaires. 968 00:41:38,856 --> 00:41:40,554 It practically killed him. 969 00:41:40,641 --> 00:41:42,033 Who knows? Maybe it did. 970 00:41:42,121 --> 00:41:44,340 I've got to admit it, Stan. 971 00:41:44,427 --> 00:41:46,212 Watching this man eat shit may be the only justice 972 00:41:46,299 --> 00:41:47,909 this world has to offer. 973 00:41:47,996 --> 00:41:50,084 You are a twisted prick, aren't you? 974 00:41:50,085 --> 00:41:51,826 You could have faxed that agreement here. 975 00:41:51,913 --> 00:41:53,132 Why are you here? 976 00:41:54,655 --> 00:41:56,526 It is because you wanted to see me, isn't it? 977 00:41:56,613 --> 00:41:57,962 Always about him. 978 00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:58,920 - It is. What do you wanna know? 979 00:41:59,007 --> 00:42:00,226 What do you wanna know? 980 00:42:00,313 --> 00:42:01,269 How I predicted Orlando? 981 00:42:01,270 --> 00:42:02,923 No. I understand. 982 00:42:02,924 --> 00:42:04,360 If I was that lucky, I would want people 983 00:42:04,447 --> 00:42:06,580 to think I was a genius too. 984 00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:08,103 It wasn't luck. 985 00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:09,278 Yeah, I'm not comfortable with the word 986 00:42:09,365 --> 00:42:11,411 "irrevocable" ever. - So it was an algo? 987 00:42:11,498 --> 00:42:13,108 Did Hamish write it? - We can change that. 988 00:42:13,195 --> 00:42:14,327 "Binding," maybe? 989 00:42:14,414 --> 00:42:15,893 Or that pink-haired whatnot. 990 00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:18,287 Did she come up with it? 991 00:42:18,374 --> 00:42:19,288 It was an oracle. 992 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,463 I have an oracle. 993 00:42:20,594 --> 00:42:22,030 Bullshit. Bullshit. 994 00:42:22,117 --> 00:42:23,249 And I don't care, really. 995 00:42:23,336 --> 00:42:24,771 I don't. 996 00:42:24,772 --> 00:42:27,818 Carl, I would have told you everything. 997 00:42:27,905 --> 00:42:29,689 All you had to do was be my partner. 998 00:42:29,690 --> 00:42:31,256 But no. 999 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:32,867 No, you're a hungry, hungry hippo, 1000 00:42:32,954 --> 00:42:34,303 and you had to snap it all up. 1001 00:42:34,390 --> 00:42:35,260 But you didn't think it all the way through. 1002 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:36,479 Nope. 1003 00:42:36,566 --> 00:42:38,394 Because I walked. 1004 00:42:38,481 --> 00:42:41,528 And now you got a ship with no captain. 1005 00:42:41,615 --> 00:42:42,746 And I think you like me a little. 1006 00:42:42,877 --> 00:42:43,791 I do. 1007 00:42:43,921 --> 00:42:46,009 You liked my pitch. 1008 00:42:46,010 --> 00:42:49,187 10 million data points on every person from birth. 1009 00:42:49,188 --> 00:42:50,667 But then, under my leadership, 1010 00:42:50,754 --> 00:42:52,495 Gnodin could have made it to 20 million. 1011 00:42:52,582 --> 00:42:54,802 And at that point, you're not predicting behavior, 1012 00:42:54,932 --> 00:42:56,238 you're steering it. 1013 00:42:56,369 --> 00:42:58,284 That's why you wanted my company. 1014 00:42:58,371 --> 00:43:00,721 You wanted to feel like God with a hard-on, didn't you? 1015 00:43:00,808 --> 00:43:02,026 What's defeasance? 1016 00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:02,897 If it weren't for that article... 1017 00:43:02,984 --> 00:43:04,812 the source of which was 1018 00:43:04,899 --> 00:43:09,599 an ex-special friend of mine that I neglected. 1019 00:43:09,686 --> 00:43:10,992 Yeah, so you reap. 1020 00:43:11,079 --> 00:43:12,167 You sow. 1021 00:43:13,386 --> 00:43:14,735 Was it true? 1022 00:43:15,736 --> 00:43:18,347 Yeah, it was. So what? 1023 00:43:18,478 --> 00:43:22,786 If that hit piece didn't come out, if I had my company, 1024 00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:25,135 you would be on a yacht right now. 1025 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,095 Your board seat would be secure. 1026 00:43:27,226 --> 00:43:29,837 The stock would be 50 points higher. 1027 00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:32,361 My best friend wouldn't be backstabbing me right now. 1028 00:43:32,448 --> 00:43:34,101 - Best friends. Only in the K-hole. 1029 00:43:34,102 --> 00:43:36,235 - [stammering] Gabe, please tell me 1030 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,366 you're gonna have a lawyer look at that. 1031 00:43:37,497 --> 00:43:38,585 Oh, gee. Thank you. 1032 00:43:38,672 --> 00:43:39,847 What, you think I'm a dingus? 1033 00:43:39,934 --> 00:43:41,891 Oh, and Carl, soon to be none of my business, 1034 00:43:41,892 --> 00:43:43,720 but you do not want this guy running your company. 1035 00:43:43,807 --> 00:43:45,548 - Oh, don't worry. This man gets nothing. 1036 00:43:45,635 --> 00:43:48,942 - Why? Why? - Because you're selfish! 1037 00:43:48,943 --> 00:43:50,510 And because you ruined my breakfast. 1038 00:43:50,597 --> 00:43:52,076 Yeah, he is selfish, and he's not a good guy. 1039 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:54,426 Says the man who made money off incels 1040 00:43:54,427 --> 00:43:58,038 betting on which girl at the orgy gets gangbanged? 1041 00:43:58,039 --> 00:43:59,996 Really? And you! 1042 00:43:59,997 --> 00:44:01,260 Spam? 1043 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:02,609 Fucking spam. 1044 00:44:02,696 --> 00:44:05,176 I bet right now, there is a Nigerian prince 1045 00:44:05,264 --> 00:44:07,439 just cutting you a royalty check! 1046 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,615 How much are you worth, son? 1047 00:44:08,702 --> 00:44:09,920 Oh, I... 1048 00:44:12,445 --> 00:44:15,752 Hamish and I were just trying to build a community! 1049 00:44:15,883 --> 00:44:17,319 And I'm the bad guy? 1050 00:44:17,406 --> 00:44:19,973 People exchanged candles and kayaks 1051 00:44:19,974 --> 00:44:21,454 and shit and then people... 1052 00:44:21,584 --> 00:44:23,847 people fell in love on Fah-fa. 1053 00:44:23,978 --> 00:44:25,414 - Never heard of it. - Yeah, bullshit! 1054 00:44:25,501 --> 00:44:26,763 Bullshit! 1055 00:44:26,850 --> 00:44:29,244 You don't stop thinking about me. 1056 00:44:29,331 --> 00:44:32,768 You came here to find a way to lure me back. 1057 00:44:32,769 --> 00:44:35,772 But the problem is, you don't know how to lure! 1058 00:44:35,859 --> 00:44:37,600 Only destroy! 1059 00:44:37,687 --> 00:44:39,558 [soft tense music] 1060 00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:41,125 God. 1061 00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:44,912 I'm not gonna sit around for this circle jerk. 1062 00:44:44,999 --> 00:44:46,305 God! 1063 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:47,871 And, Carl, I'm taking your helicopter. 1064 00:44:48,002 --> 00:44:50,046 Oh, Gabe, hey, thanks for the hospitality. 1065 00:44:50,047 --> 00:44:51,483 Love you, man. Mm! 1066 00:44:51,484 --> 00:44:52,658 Get the fuck off me! 1067 00:44:52,659 --> 00:44:54,225 Yeah! 1068 00:44:54,313 --> 00:44:55,357 - In our own time. Eventually. 1069 00:44:55,444 --> 00:44:56,880 Hey! Hey! 1070 00:44:56,967 --> 00:44:59,013 Hey, hey. Turn it on! 1071 00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:00,362 Turn it on! 1072 00:45:00,493 --> 00:45:02,799 [sighs] Yeah, he said it was fine. 1073 00:45:02,886 --> 00:45:03,887 He said you can take the chopper. 1074 00:45:04,018 --> 00:45:05,236 It's fine. 1075 00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:06,759 Gabe, you have a chopper we can borrow? 1076 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:07,891 Of course. 1077 00:45:08,022 --> 00:45:11,067 [whirring] 1078 00:45:11,068 --> 00:45:12,766 And who is his special friend? 1079 00:45:12,853 --> 00:45:17,510 ♪ ♪ 1080 00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:23,603 What if I pay you back? 1081 00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:25,952 I'll get a job, I promise. 1082 00:45:25,953 --> 00:45:29,826 - [sighs] - But that stuff, without it, 1083 00:45:29,913 --> 00:45:31,828 I'll just go back to the way I was. 1084 00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:33,308 And I cannot do that. 1085 00:45:33,395 --> 00:45:35,092 So please... - No. I get it. 1086 00:45:35,179 --> 00:45:37,572 I get it. 1087 00:45:37,573 --> 00:45:43,927 I had, when I was your age, zits, migraines, and man boobs. 1088 00:45:44,014 --> 00:45:45,972 I mean, the man boobs maybe have come back a little bit. 1089 00:45:45,973 --> 00:45:47,583 [chuckling] 1090 00:45:47,714 --> 00:45:51,239 No, but we do need to respect your mom on this. 1091 00:45:51,326 --> 00:45:52,979 She said no. 1092 00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:56,070 And also, I can't really recommend something unregulated 1093 00:45:56,157 --> 00:45:58,507 from somebody who spells "science" with a Y. 1094 00:45:58,594 --> 00:46:00,290 We can do better. 1095 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:02,903 But I promise you, 1096 00:46:02,990 --> 00:46:05,732 if insurance covers it, I'll help you. 1097 00:46:14,262 --> 00:46:15,436 [beeping] 1098 00:46:15,437 --> 00:46:17,525 Mm. 1099 00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:20,050 I spent an hour this morning meditating 1100 00:46:20,137 --> 00:46:23,880 on the terrors that teens face. 1101 00:46:23,967 --> 00:46:26,317 I mean, even if you make it through high school 1102 00:46:26,405 --> 00:46:28,318 without a shooting, then what? 1103 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:30,191 Right? Like, AI, it is a poison weed 1104 00:46:30,278 --> 00:46:32,411 that is choking your generation. 1105 00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:34,064 I mean, there's not an image or a sound 1106 00:46:34,151 --> 00:46:35,936 you can trust in the whole world. 1107 00:46:36,066 --> 00:46:38,460 And the Earth, it's on fire. 1108 00:46:38,547 --> 00:46:40,070 I mean, it's no wonder that you feel like 1109 00:46:40,157 --> 00:46:43,639 someone is clear-cutting your gut biome, right? 1110 00:46:43,726 --> 00:46:45,814 [chiming] Oh! Approved. 1111 00:46:45,815 --> 00:46:46,947 Hmm. Oh. 1112 00:46:47,034 --> 00:46:47,948 Thank you. 1113 00:46:51,734 --> 00:46:53,822 Oh, shit. 1114 00:46:53,823 --> 00:46:54,911 [knocking] 1115 00:46:54,998 --> 00:46:56,347 It's your old friend. 1116 00:46:56,435 --> 00:46:58,045 Don't wanna burst in uninvited. 1117 00:46:58,132 --> 00:46:59,525 You know, respect your boundaries. 1118 00:46:59,612 --> 00:47:00,569 Hello. 1119 00:47:00,656 --> 00:47:01,918 Shit! 1120 00:47:02,005 --> 00:47:05,139 Hey, listen, I have a treat for you. 1121 00:47:05,226 --> 00:47:06,183 Hear me out. 1122 00:47:06,270 --> 00:47:07,663 Very... hey! Whoa! 1123 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:08,969 Whoa! Whoa! 1124 00:47:09,056 --> 00:47:10,492 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Put that down! 1125 00:47:10,623 --> 00:47:11,841 Leave, Duncan! 1126 00:47:11,928 --> 00:47:13,146 Breaking and entering again? 1127 00:47:13,147 --> 00:47:14,235 - Come on! Just stop for a second! 1128 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:15,323 You're leaving now. 1129 00:47:15,410 --> 00:47:16,716 Five-minute truce. 1130 00:47:16,803 --> 00:47:18,021 Five-minute truce, okay? 1131 00:47:18,108 --> 00:47:20,241 I'll be... come on, Jojo! 1132 00:47:20,328 --> 00:47:21,894 Our kids go to school together! 1133 00:47:21,895 --> 00:47:23,722 I'm not putting it down until you get out. 1134 00:47:23,723 --> 00:47:24,941 Really? Come on! 1135 00:47:25,028 --> 00:47:26,682 You're not gonna shoot me, Jojo! 1136 00:47:26,769 --> 00:47:28,162 You gonna shoot me? 1137 00:47:28,249 --> 00:47:29,598 I got fired! 1138 00:47:29,685 --> 00:47:30,729 I did. I lost my company. 1139 00:47:30,730 --> 00:47:32,122 I lost my friends. 1140 00:47:32,209 --> 00:47:33,776 All you can do is hurt my physical form. 1141 00:47:33,863 --> 00:47:35,038 The rest is gone. 1142 00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:36,257 So go! 1143 00:47:36,344 --> 00:47:39,260 [panting] 1144 00:47:42,829 --> 00:47:44,786 Thank you. Thank you. 1145 00:47:44,787 --> 00:47:46,222 I'm okay. Thanks for asking. 1146 00:47:46,223 --> 00:47:47,442 [scoffs] 1147 00:47:47,529 --> 00:47:49,923 And I'm gonna get it all back. 1148 00:47:50,010 --> 00:47:55,363 I have been on a journey. 1149 00:47:55,450 --> 00:47:56,451 I really have been. 1150 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,799 Did you read about me? 1151 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:58,845 You did. Of course you did. 1152 00:47:58,932 --> 00:48:00,498 Of course you did. 1153 00:48:00,499 --> 00:48:03,502 I went looking for truth. 1154 00:48:06,287 --> 00:48:08,289 And all signs point to you. 1155 00:48:08,376 --> 00:48:09,855 Duncan. 1156 00:48:09,856 --> 00:48:11,248 No. - No, no, no. Please, JoAnne. 1157 00:48:11,335 --> 00:48:12,553 Don't be sad. Listen. 1158 00:48:12,554 --> 00:48:13,598 Listen. 1159 00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,557 You are my oracle. 1160 00:48:15,644 --> 00:48:18,647 And I have an offering. 1161 00:48:18,734 --> 00:48:21,607 [curious music] 1162 00:48:21,694 --> 00:48:26,307 ♪ ♪ 1163 00:48:26,394 --> 00:48:28,439 $1.2 million? 1164 00:48:28,527 --> 00:48:30,266 Yeah, Hamish... remember him? 1165 00:48:30,267 --> 00:48:32,139 My old... my old partner, you know? 1166 00:48:32,226 --> 00:48:35,185 Anyway, he left a little money for my daughter's college fund. 1167 00:48:35,272 --> 00:48:37,057 Sweet, right? 1168 00:48:37,144 --> 00:48:39,972 So... and I took that and used it to invest in your Smote thing. 1169 00:48:39,973 --> 00:48:42,323 And now... now it's a million and change. 1170 00:48:42,410 --> 00:48:44,020 And it's yours. 1171 00:48:44,107 --> 00:48:46,545 It's... what? 1172 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,677 It's yours. 1173 00:48:48,764 --> 00:48:50,199 I... well, I did take half of it. 1174 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,461 I do have to pay Jamie back. 1175 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:53,334 But the rest of it, it is yours. 1176 00:48:53,421 --> 00:48:54,814 You deserve it. 1177 00:48:54,901 --> 00:48:57,685 It's bulletproof, VPN'd, invisible, on the dark web. 1178 00:48:57,686 --> 00:48:58,818 No one can hear you profit. 1179 00:48:58,905 --> 00:49:00,559 Uh... no. 1180 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:03,082 Duncan, I... I... 1181 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:04,432 I can't take your money. 1182 00:49:04,519 --> 00:49:06,434 I... I don't want it. 1183 00:49:06,521 --> 00:49:07,653 You earned it! 1184 00:49:07,740 --> 00:49:08,784 You did. 1185 00:49:08,871 --> 00:49:10,176 You have a gift. 1186 00:49:10,177 --> 00:49:11,351 You really do. 1187 00:49:11,352 --> 00:49:13,006 It went down like you said. 1188 00:49:13,093 --> 00:49:14,877 Orlando? They turfed him. 1189 00:49:14,964 --> 00:49:17,358 Stock went up, stock went down, and they brought him back. 1190 00:49:17,445 --> 00:49:18,881 It was insider trading. 1191 00:49:18,968 --> 00:49:21,841 Orlando's closest advisor was my patient. 1192 00:49:21,928 --> 00:49:24,191 Anybody with even a little insight 1193 00:49:24,278 --> 00:49:25,931 who had the same information I had 1194 00:49:25,932 --> 00:49:27,063 could have figured it out too. 1195 00:49:27,150 --> 00:49:28,412 But they didn't. 1196 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:30,110 And... and, like, even if they did, 1197 00:49:30,197 --> 00:49:32,547 genius is not about figuring out the solution. 1198 00:49:32,634 --> 00:49:34,680 It's about being unhinged enough to do 1199 00:49:34,767 --> 00:49:36,856 something outrageous with it. 1200 00:49:36,943 --> 00:49:38,727 That's you. You did that. 1201 00:49:38,814 --> 00:49:43,253 And you... you deserve to be rewarded. 1202 00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:46,342 This... this has been my mistake from the very beginning. 1203 00:49:46,343 --> 00:49:48,171 I mean, you give, and you give, 1204 00:49:48,258 --> 00:49:50,304 and all I do... I do is take. 1205 00:49:50,391 --> 00:49:52,611 That's...[breathing heavily] 1206 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,525 That's my bad. 1207 00:49:54,613 --> 00:49:57,528 I should never have blackmailed you. 1208 00:49:57,616 --> 00:49:58,834 Never. 1209 00:49:58,965 --> 00:50:01,532 It should have always been a bribe. 1210 00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:03,838 Will you be my bribe? 1211 00:50:03,839 --> 00:50:10,846 1212 00:50:10,933 --> 00:50:12,631 [snoring] 1213 00:50:12,718 --> 00:50:14,154 [door opening] 1214 00:50:23,685 --> 00:50:27,123 Shoot straight, you bastards! 1215 00:50:27,254 --> 00:50:29,909 [sighs] Carl Bardolph. 1216 00:50:29,996 --> 00:50:31,388 Thanks for coming in. 1217 00:50:31,475 --> 00:50:33,739 Anushka Bhattachera, obviously. 1218 00:50:33,826 --> 00:50:34,957 I've heard so much about you. 1219 00:50:35,044 --> 00:50:36,350 Mm. 1220 00:50:36,437 --> 00:50:37,656 Mostly appalling, of course. 1221 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:39,439 - Oh, from big Tim? - Mm. 1222 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,050 He's a good man, if you're in the market 1223 00:50:41,137 --> 00:50:43,443 for bullshit and a pair of Allbirds. 1224 00:50:43,444 --> 00:50:45,011 [chuckles] 1225 00:50:45,098 --> 00:50:47,577 Why don't you tell me what I'm doing here? 1226 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:50,756 Well, you know the CFO, former CFO. 1227 00:50:50,843 --> 00:50:52,409 What's his name? 1228 00:50:52,496 --> 00:50:54,367 Gabe? - Unfortunately. 1229 00:50:54,368 --> 00:50:55,369 He sold me his shares. 1230 00:50:55,499 --> 00:50:56,849 And there it is. 1231 00:50:56,936 --> 00:50:59,112 It's mine. 1232 00:50:59,199 --> 00:51:04,508 So just trying to think what to do with this place, and... 1233 00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:05,944 knowing you're on the board... 1234 00:51:05,945 --> 00:51:07,947 I'm not anymore. 1235 00:51:08,034 --> 00:51:09,817 No, I read your letter. 1236 00:51:09,818 --> 00:51:12,125 You made some good points, identified the rot. 1237 00:51:12,212 --> 00:51:13,648 - You read it? - Yeah. 1238 00:51:13,735 --> 00:51:15,563 It was just sitting on Duncan's desk. 1239 00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:17,521 You're a smart cookie. 1240 00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:19,741 I'd hate to see what Tim has you doing. 1241 00:51:19,828 --> 00:51:21,134 His laundry? 1242 00:51:21,221 --> 00:51:22,309 Chief ethicist. 1243 00:51:22,396 --> 00:51:24,005 [gasps] 1244 00:51:24,006 --> 00:51:27,140 Ethicist Barbie. 1245 00:51:27,227 --> 00:51:31,186 Fancy title, and all the power of an overpaid schoolmarm too. 1246 00:51:31,187 --> 00:51:34,364 What a waste. 1247 00:51:34,451 --> 00:51:37,716 How would you like to be interim CEO? 1248 00:51:39,674 --> 00:51:41,545 You know the company. You're not a wrecking ball. 1249 00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:43,983 You're trying to do something. 1250 00:51:44,070 --> 00:51:47,900 Plus, Tim would hate it! 1251 00:51:49,902 --> 00:51:51,904 Duncan Park would too, I feel sure. 1252 00:51:51,991 --> 00:51:53,688 I... 1253 00:51:53,775 --> 00:51:55,255 well, I'm flattered. 1254 00:51:57,039 --> 00:52:00,563 But I'd have to take a leave of absence from Cupertino, 1255 00:52:00,564 --> 00:52:02,218 and it could derail my career. 1256 00:52:02,305 --> 00:52:05,613 Or you could bet on yourself. 1257 00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:09,268 Well, data isn't my area of expertise. 1258 00:52:09,269 --> 00:52:12,620 I mean, I have opinions, strong ones. 1259 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,973 Okay, let me ask you. 1260 00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:20,496 Could you imagine using your algo 1261 00:52:20,497 --> 00:52:23,892 to spot people in crisis, communities in need, 1262 00:52:23,979 --> 00:52:26,547 and actually help them? 1263 00:52:26,634 --> 00:52:29,028 Well, that sounds like some of the things we talked about 1264 00:52:29,115 --> 00:52:30,812 when we first started making this sausage, yes. 1265 00:52:30,899 --> 00:52:32,031 But you never did. 1266 00:52:33,946 --> 00:52:35,817 [chuckles] And you never will. 1267 00:52:35,904 --> 00:52:36,949 "Profit uber alles." 1268 00:52:39,386 --> 00:52:41,562 Look, there are about 20 dudes in the Valley 1269 00:52:41,649 --> 00:52:44,217 that make as much or more than me. 1270 00:52:44,304 --> 00:52:47,002 And we all come to the same fork in the road. 1271 00:52:47,089 --> 00:52:51,571 Do we want humanitarian legacy, or do we want planetary reach? 1272 00:52:51,572 --> 00:52:54,836 Do we wanna save the world or control it? 1273 00:52:54,923 --> 00:52:57,447 Heal or conquer? 1274 00:52:57,534 --> 00:53:01,799 Well, both have their charms, but I will tell you this. 1275 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,150 Most of us go Dr. Evil. 1276 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:10,286 I used to love the Valley, but I hate what it's become. 1277 00:53:10,373 --> 00:53:11,722 I hate it. 1278 00:53:11,853 --> 00:53:13,333 We've broken and disrupted everything, 1279 00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,988 and now there's nothing else to break. 1280 00:53:16,075 --> 00:53:17,859 And now they wanna upload consciousness 1281 00:53:17,946 --> 00:53:20,514 so guys like me can live forever, disrupting death? 1282 00:53:20,601 --> 00:53:22,298 Well, fuck you. 1283 00:53:22,385 --> 00:53:24,518 Death disrupts us! 1284 00:53:24,605 --> 00:53:26,999 Our limited time is why we try hard 1285 00:53:27,086 --> 00:53:29,175 to do anything worthwhile. 1286 00:53:29,262 --> 00:53:31,003 There's a shelf life. Then it's over. 1287 00:53:31,090 --> 00:53:33,005 Blue screen, done. 1288 00:53:33,092 --> 00:53:34,702 [soft music] 1289 00:53:34,789 --> 00:53:37,270 So convince me, Anushka. 1290 00:53:37,357 --> 00:53:40,142 Prove to me that the best way for me 1291 00:53:40,229 --> 00:53:45,104 to spend my money and the rest of the time that I have left 1292 00:53:45,191 --> 00:53:47,061 is to build a legacy of good. 1293 00:53:47,062 --> 00:53:54,026 1294 00:53:55,027 --> 00:53:59,945 It's been over a week. 1295 00:54:00,032 --> 00:54:03,905 No, not a missing person, just an absent husband and father. 1296 00:54:03,992 --> 00:54:05,733 He just walked out. 1297 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,608 Well, I'm not completely without fault myself, so... 1298 00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:16,570 Yes, more than he knows, and I wanna keep it that way. 1299 00:54:19,573 --> 00:54:21,530 It's not about the money. 1300 00:54:21,531 --> 00:54:24,794 That said, if it comes to it, I will want the house. 1301 00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:26,145 [thud in distance] 1302 00:54:32,499 --> 00:54:34,327 Where the hell have you been? 1303 00:54:42,291 --> 00:54:43,553 - I'm so sorry. - Where were you? 1304 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,511 - I'm sorry. - Were you with her? 1305 00:54:44,598 --> 00:54:45,599 I'm sorry. Who? 1306 00:54:45,686 --> 00:54:47,035 Anushka? No, no, no. 1307 00:54:47,122 --> 00:54:48,471 God, no. - Were you with someone else? 1308 00:54:48,558 --> 00:54:49,516 No. 1309 00:54:49,603 --> 00:54:51,083 I... I was all alone. 1310 00:54:51,170 --> 00:54:52,823 All alone. 1311 00:54:52,911 --> 00:54:54,260 Except you were there. 1312 00:54:56,653 --> 00:54:59,961 You were there, and Jamie. 1313 00:55:00,048 --> 00:55:03,791 [breathing heavily] 1314 00:55:11,886 --> 00:55:13,279 You are my best friend. 1315 00:55:15,281 --> 00:55:17,022 You always were. 1316 00:55:18,980 --> 00:55:22,679 And you're the only one I can trust against these jackals. 1317 00:55:22,810 --> 00:55:24,725 I need you. 1318 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:26,553 I need you standing... 1319 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,424 [sighs] 1320 00:55:28,511 --> 00:55:31,950 Behind me, next to me, in front of me. 1321 00:55:34,126 --> 00:55:35,344 Wherever... 1322 00:55:35,431 --> 00:55:38,304 wherever it's safest for me. 1323 00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:46,790 Baby? 1324 00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:48,488 Yeah, baby? 1325 00:55:48,575 --> 00:55:50,185 Yes, baby? - I'm sorry. 1326 00:55:50,272 --> 00:55:51,273 No, I'm... 1327 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,231 I'm sorry. 1328 00:55:52,361 --> 00:55:54,580 I am sorry. 1329 00:55:54,581 --> 00:55:56,495 I want a divorce. 1330 00:55:56,496 --> 00:56:00,065 1331 00:56:04,721 --> 00:56:06,158 Cut 'em to ribbons, boys. 1332 00:56:06,245 --> 00:56:08,116 [Screaming] 1333 00:56:10,118 --> 00:56:12,642 Hey, maybe we can, um, try to fix things. 1334 00:56:12,729 --> 00:56:16,733 I can't have another abusive situation in my house. 1335 00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:18,257 We're gonna be okay. 1336 00:56:19,780 --> 00:56:20,694 [Muffled scream] 1337 00:56:20,781 --> 00:56:22,739 Privacy has value. 1338 00:56:22,826 --> 00:56:25,655 An unmined motherlode of value. 1339 00:56:27,657 --> 00:56:28,658 I'm a bad man. 1340 00:56:28,745 --> 00:56:31,966 ♪ 1341 00:56:35,578 --> 00:56:37,276 - Action. - You should see the other guy. 1342 00:56:37,406 --> 00:56:39,887 - [Chuckles softly] - No, really. 1343 00:56:40,018 --> 00:56:41,932 Can you give me some lift? 1344 00:56:42,150 --> 00:56:44,544 ♪ 1345 00:56:44,718 --> 00:56:49,244 In Episode 5, we really see the manifestation 1346 00:56:49,375 --> 00:56:51,377 of Duncan's fear of humiliation 1347 00:56:51,507 --> 00:56:53,248 that he states at the very beginning of the show. 1348 00:56:53,422 --> 00:56:55,120 - What's our stock at now, huh? What's the price? 1349 00:56:55,294 --> 00:56:57,948 - Down 10%. 20.7%. 1350 00:56:58,123 --> 00:57:00,342 But Duncan only owns 20. 1351 00:57:00,473 --> 00:57:01,517 Who's Duncan? 1352 00:57:01,691 --> 00:57:03,693 ♪ 1353 00:57:03,867 --> 00:57:09,525 We see that feeling of wanting to crawl away from the situation 1354 00:57:09,699 --> 00:57:10,657 as quickly as possible. 1355 00:57:10,831 --> 00:57:12,659 Okay. Bye. 1356 00:57:12,789 --> 00:57:15,836 Okay! Bye! 1357 00:57:16,054 --> 00:57:22,712 ♪ 1358 00:57:22,886 --> 00:57:24,888 We know that he has this dumb house, 1359 00:57:25,019 --> 00:57:26,977 a place he can go where there is no Internet, 1360 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,544 there's no Wi-Fi. 1361 00:57:28,718 --> 00:57:30,590 And I've always imagined him getting there 1362 00:57:30,764 --> 00:57:33,245 and the first five minutes being... 1363 00:57:33,419 --> 00:57:36,248 [ Exhales deeply ] "I can relax here." 1364 00:57:37,945 --> 00:57:39,816 What's so wrong with the Internet? 1365 00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:43,385 It made us a lot of money. Made us a lot... a lot of money. 1366 00:57:43,559 --> 00:57:46,475 Again and again, he tries to relax 1367 00:57:46,649 --> 00:57:50,218 into being on some kind of sabbatical from his life. 1368 00:57:50,392 --> 00:57:52,699 And again and again, it doesn't work. 1369 00:57:52,873 --> 00:57:56,572 [Groaning] 1370 00:57:56,746 --> 00:57:58,574 We learn also in this episode, 1371 00:57:58,748 --> 00:58:00,750 when Lili comes to the dumb house... 1372 00:58:00,924 --> 00:58:02,404 ♪ 1373 00:58:02,578 --> 00:58:04,145 Duncan! 1374 00:58:04,319 --> 00:58:06,887 ...this relationship between Lili and Hamish 1375 00:58:07,061 --> 00:58:10,673 was much more complicated and, I think it's safe to say, 1376 00:58:10,847 --> 00:58:14,721 romantic and perhaps was behind Hamish's choices in the end. 1377 00:58:14,938 --> 00:58:17,854 ♪ 1378 00:58:18,028 --> 00:58:19,856 There's a picture in the dumb house. 1379 00:58:19,987 --> 00:58:22,337 One of them is Duncan... and his struggles are known to us... 1380 00:58:22,511 --> 00:58:25,340 the other one is Hamish, who decided to end his life, 1381 00:58:25,471 --> 00:58:27,212 and the other one is Gabe, 1382 00:58:27,386 --> 00:58:30,171 who decided to isolate himself entirely from the world 1383 00:58:30,345 --> 00:58:31,651 and live on an island, 1384 00:58:31,825 --> 00:58:34,001 take his winnings and go be alone. 1385 00:58:34,175 --> 00:58:38,092 Gabe was played brilliantly by Randall Park. 1386 00:58:38,266 --> 00:58:40,616 Too many moons, buddy! 1387 00:58:40,790 --> 00:58:42,923 - I can't do physical contact. - What... 1388 00:58:43,097 --> 00:58:45,273 - Uh, dopamine fasting. Got to purify. 1389 00:58:45,447 --> 00:58:50,626 This is all very much based on real-life scenarios 1390 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,456 with some of these guys at this level of wealth. 1391 00:58:54,630 --> 00:58:56,980 You really haven't quite made your nut 1392 00:58:57,111 --> 00:58:59,592 until you've got a compound you can escape to 1393 00:58:59,766 --> 00:59:02,682 when the shit hits the fan. - Did you talk to Bardolph? 1394 00:59:02,856 --> 00:59:04,814 - Now! - [ Helicopter whirring ] 1395 00:59:07,948 --> 00:59:10,820 Duncan goes there, I think genuinely, 1396 00:59:10,994 --> 00:59:14,563 to try to have a retreat from the reality 1397 00:59:14,694 --> 00:59:16,304 that he left behind with Bardolph. 1398 00:59:16,478 --> 00:59:18,263 But also he's got an agenda, 1399 00:59:18,393 --> 00:59:20,830 and Gabe can spot it immediately. 1400 00:59:21,004 --> 00:59:22,789 - W-What is that? - A tender offer. 1401 00:59:22,963 --> 00:59:26,662 Fifteen percent above market for Gabe's voting shares. 1402 00:59:26,836 --> 00:59:28,577 - No. No, no. You can't do... - No. 1403 00:59:28,751 --> 00:59:31,406 I never wanted to be CFO. I took the job for Hamish. 1404 00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:34,801 - You are a twisted prick. You know that? 1405 00:59:34,975 --> 00:59:36,672 - Cut. - Cut. 1406 00:59:36,846 --> 00:59:39,501 Orson was just saying how much better he feels. 1407 00:59:39,675 --> 00:59:41,895 - Antibiotics are so... You know what I mean? 1408 00:59:42,025 --> 00:59:45,377 Actually, I stopped taking them a while ago, so... 1409 00:59:45,507 --> 00:59:47,466 I think in Episode 5, 1410 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,164 a subtitle could be "The Kids Are Not All Right." 1411 00:59:50,338 --> 00:59:52,471 Orson is starting to take medicine 1412 00:59:52,645 --> 00:59:54,516 that's changing his behavior, 1413 00:59:54,690 --> 00:59:58,172 a mysterious proprietary blend from the nutritionist. 1414 00:59:58,346 --> 01:00:02,045 You see that heartbreaking scene between Jamison and Duncan, 1415 01:00:02,176 --> 01:00:05,701 where she so wants him to be a better dad 1416 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:08,182 and he's just not capable of it. 1417 01:00:08,356 --> 01:00:10,924 And you see Xander trying to recover 1418 01:00:11,054 --> 01:00:13,013 from essentially virtual, 1419 01:00:13,143 --> 01:00:14,884 but as far as Xander's concerned, 1420 01:00:15,015 --> 01:00:17,278 physical abuse at the hands of his stepmother. 1421 01:00:17,452 --> 01:00:19,193 - I'm sorry. I'm bad. I'll clean it. 1422 01:00:19,367 --> 01:00:21,413 How could he wee himself, Martin? 1423 01:00:21,587 --> 01:00:24,372 He's pixels! - Leave! Go to work! 1424 01:00:24,546 --> 01:00:26,722 And leave me to mine! 1425 01:00:26,896 --> 01:00:29,682 Anushka is also Tessa's stepmother. 1426 01:00:29,812 --> 01:00:31,640 And so "the kids are not all right" 1427 01:00:31,814 --> 01:00:35,470 is a really interesting way to look at not just this episode, 1428 01:00:35,601 --> 01:00:40,432 but I think overall in this show, the stakes are the kids. 1429 01:00:40,606 --> 01:00:43,043 They are the ones who are the most targeted 1430 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:45,480 in terms of the social-media stuff. 1431 01:00:45,611 --> 01:00:49,267 Also, do these kids have in them... 1432 01:00:49,397 --> 01:00:51,094 and even Xander in a sense... 1433 01:00:51,269 --> 01:00:54,489 the desire and ability to make things better? 1434 01:00:54,663 --> 01:00:58,058 And do they have a voice in the future? 1435 01:00:58,232 --> 01:00:59,842 Nothing's your fault. 1436 01:00:59,973 --> 01:01:01,844 Let's get to the bottom of this. 1437 01:01:02,018 --> 01:01:04,760 - There is no bottom, Martin. You can always go lower. 1438 01:01:04,934 --> 01:01:09,939 ♪ 1439 01:01:10,113 --> 01:01:15,293 ♪ 1440 01:01:16,294 --> 01:01:19,209 [dramatic music] 1441 01:01:19,297 --> 01:01:26,173 ♪ ♪ 97989

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