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[dramatic music]

- Previously on "The Traitors"...

- Colton, if he talks about you anymore,

it's gonna be hard to kill him.

- I just want to say something.

Lisa is not who I thought she would be.

I don't know much about Housewives,

but I know one thing.

You don't go against a Housewife.

- And?

- And I believe you're a Traitor.

- I'm weighing the options, and I'm thinking,

I'm not gonna write Colton.

He's a super-valuable Faithful to be in the game for me.

As a Faithful, it is my job to get Traitors out of the game.

- I think Colton is a Traitor.

- Colton, I voted for you.

- I voted for you, Ron.

- Ron. - Ron.

- Inside and outside of this game, I am truly...

Faithful.

- Tonight I will be holding a great banquet

in my castle hall.

You must commit murder in plain sight.

Behold, the cursed amulet.

The first Faithful to touch the amulet will be cursed

to death.

- I can wear this, and I can do it.

- After that nonsense that Rob pulled,

we still have to do a murder in plain sight.

- The pressure is on.

I am ready to get my hands dirty.

♪ ♪

[howling]

- As my banquet approacheth, the players are preparing

for a night to remember,

and the Traitors are dressing to kill.

- Alan says that it's just a banquet,

but something will go awry.

- I'm not taking a drink from anyone.

I'm not taking a cup from anyone.

I'm not taking a piece of food from anyone,

because it might be the death of me.

[dramatic music]

- I think something very bad is about to happen.

[operatic vocalizing]

♪ ♪

- This is incredible.

- Hello, everybody.

Darling, excuse the beauty.

both: Mwah, mwah.

- With this murder in plain sight,

there's nowhere to hide.

It's nearly impossible.

- Oh, tarot cards. What do you think that means?

- Oh, these right here?

- Oh, boy.

That's interesting. - Wow.

- How the hell is Lisa gonna pull this off?

She's public enemy number one at this point.

- My heart is like-- [imitates rapid beating]

- Who are we missing? Are we missing anyone?

- She could blow all three of our covers

in front of everyone.

♪ ♪

- This is like the Super Bowl of murders.

[chuckles]

I am a lone wolf, but I love nothing more

than to be the center of attention.

It is going to be the most iconic banquet

in Traitor history.

Excuse me, boys, clear the way.

- Oh, please clear the way for Miss Lisa.

- Clear the way!

- Lisa's coming.

- Johnny, this is gorgeous.

- Thank you.

And, like, look at you.

- I know, I love this. And look at the boots.

- Well done. I love a pointy shoe.

- Mm. - Kill anything in the corner.

[chuckles] - I may have to, right?

- Yeah.

- The pressure's on.

I've just got to get someone, anyone to touch this amulet.

- By the way, our names are on cards over there.

- Johnny, pick one.

- I'm, like, literally afraid.

- Just grab one.

- Chef. - Hey, Chef.

- Uh-oh.

- Yeah, there's gonna be something with that.

- So those cards have our faces on them.

- How am I gonna do this and not look suspicious?

Everyone is so on edge.

- I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot

of fucking shit going down.

- But I'm Lisa fucking Rinna.

I know how to work a fabulous room.

You look amazing. You look amazing.

- You look wonderful.

- I'm trying to enjoy this, but I'm like, this is

basically one of our funeral.

- This could be our final supper, yeah.

- Do you see how I come to life in fashion?

This is where I live. - I know.

- I think Colton thinks he's untouchable.

He's like a dog with a bone, honey.

- You're killing me in that outfit.

- I know. - Yes.

♪ ♪

Colton needs to go, but it's too obvious

if he gets killed tonight.

Then it goes right on me.

- Hi, guys.

I'm like, do I take-- I don't want to do anything.

I'm so sorry.

- You look gorgeous.

Bring it. both: Mwah!

- If I go for Yam Yam, he didn't vote for me

at the roundtable and most likely won't come back on me.

Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers. We have to look.

- I don't think I've ever cheer you with this intensity.

I see, like, stars on your eyes.

Like--you're like-- it's, like, an inner energy.

Look at this accessory.

- I'll say hello. I got to say hi. Hi.

- Hi.

Mwah. Mwah. - You look fab.

- Kristen, really quiet, very smart.

Quiet ones are the dangerous ones.

- Oh, my gosh! You look amazing!

- Hi!

But, also, I think Natalie's smart, and she's a gamer.

She's really dangerous.

So Natalie could be a good target for me today.

All right, it's between Yam Yam...

Kristen...

or Natalie.

They are in arm's reach of the amulet,

and it is my moment to strike.

Ow, ow, ow.

Oh, shit, it's open. Will you just put it in?

♪ ♪

The murder is done.

A Faithful will be dead

by the end of the night.

I'm certainly hoping that I got away with it.

- Dinner. - Let's do it.

- I'm starving.

- Who's carving the meat? - It's just there.

- Can you get me a really pink one?

- Sure. - Thank you.

- There you go.

- Slap one on my plate? - Yes, I can, girl.

- Please. - Ooh, thank you.

- Do we think this has been sitting out

for a very long time?

- Who cares at this point? [laughter]

Do you want me to get you something?

- No, I'm good.

- Yeah, I think this is--

- Okay, do you want any?

- Yeah, can you cut another slice?

- Yeah, I can cut you.

[cork pops, cheering]

- So I'm finally sitting down for dinner,

and it crosses my mind, like, is it done?

Did she do it?

I have no idea.

- Oh.

- And it's freaking me out, but at the same time,

it's so good for me that I don't know,

because I want to have plausible deniability.

So, if anyone asks me about it or it ever comes up again,

I can tell the truth and be like,

I had no idea what was going on.

- You look fabulous. - Thank you.

Are we feeling successful in life?

- Yes, I feel good. - Yes.

- I do. Yes.

- I love that for you.

- Let's eat, drink, and be merry,

'cause tomorrow will be another day.

all: Cheers.

- Cheers down there.

[cheering]

- Hard to believe that, like, seven days ago,

none of us knew each other. - I know.

- Yeah.

I will definitely never forget this experience or any of you.

- Mm-hmm. - Yes.

- No matter what. - No matter what.

- It reminds me how much I enjoy camaraderie.

both: Yeah. - In this game, it's like,

if you want to go fast, go alone,

but if you want to go far, go with others.

- Mm-hmm. - Yes.

- I mean, it's crazy that I'm here.

And I feel so lucky that this is the people

that I get to do it with.

And whatever happens, you have a brother in Puerto Rico.

- Mm. - So thank you.

- I'm gonna piggyback off of Yam Yam.

I've never lived a life where luck played any part of it.

I think that we're all chosen to be here for a reason,

so thank you.

- So thank you all. - Cheers.

- Thank you all. - Cheers, Lisa.

- Thank you. - Cheers.

- Cheers, cheers. - Cheers.

- Oh, that was nice. - That was nice.

- I loved everything about that.

[knocking, all yelp]

- Oh, God! Why?

- Oh.

- Jesus Christ.

- Surprise!

- Oh, God. - Oh, my God.

- The fun has ended. - Oh, this is not good.

- Oh, God. - Oh, no.

- Players, slàinte mhath.

[ominous music]

- Oh, shit.

- These guys are spooky, man.

- Well, I don't know about you,

but after feasting with friends,

I like nothing more than to sit back, relax,

and enjoy a good story.

And I have one for you, players.

- Oh, Lord.

- I'd like to tell you the legend of the Black Dinner.

- Oh. - Oh, no.

- In 1440, our great Scottish king, James II,

invited a noble clan to a banquet fit for royalty

at his beautiful castle.

They ate, drank, and shared merry tales.

However, the guests were lured there under false pretenses.

- Oh, Jesus Christ.

- Just before dessert, they were served

with their own demise.

- This is sick.

- Well, I'm afraid, my dear players,

that tonight...

is a little case of history repeating.

- Ugh. - No.

- As at this very banquet,

the Traitors have cursed one of you

to death.

- What? [both gasp]

No. What?

- They have struck right under your very noses.

- [gasps]

- Like, how? - That's not fair.

- But never fear, players, as for the first time ever,

there is hope.

Guards!

♪ ♪

- What is that, a potion? - What is it?

- The Traitors have cursed one of you to death.

[dramatic music]

But never fear, players,

as for the first time ever, there is hope.

Behold, two vials of antidote.

If one is taken by the cursed player,

it will save them from the jaws of death.

But which one of you has been cursed by the Traitors?

- How do we know?

I mean, Alan, come on.

An antidote?

After I've done this beautiful, brilliant murder,

like, twists and turns? Stop it.

- There are just two life-saving antidotes,

two chances to save the cursed player.

So which two players will drink them?

Who amongst you have the Traitors targeted tonight?

Listen up, players, you only have a short amount of time

to discuss who will drink the antidote,

or it is lost forever.

- [gasps] - Oh, no.

- Choose well,

because if you fail to administer the antidote

to the cursed player, this will be their last supper.

Players, the table is yours.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- All right, so it happened at the banquet, guys.

- So let's go around, maybe say

if you took anything or ate anything.

- Did anybody got food from someone from the thing?

- I got my own plate.

- I got my-- - My drink was poured.

- Mark and I were talking about the sweet potatoes,

but I grabbed it myself.

- I cut food.

I was just offering to cut the roast.

- Who got served something?

- Me. - Me.

- I'm gonna squash this right away.

I'm not a Traitor.

Nothing happened from what I cut, I sw--

You're fine.

- If nobody else took any food,

I mean, I would like to drink a antidote.

- Wait.

I...

I got ser--

served turkey by you.

I don't eat meat, especially if it ever is sitting out.

So I wasn't going to get the turkey.

I just know you said, you need a slice of turkey.

- Yeah, I'm a natural server, so...

- It's not food. - It's not food.

- You're paranoid.

Everybody's eating the same turkey.

- Players, you don't have long to decide.

- Stephen. - Yeah?

- You said, pick a card, and I showed you the card I picked.

And it was Kristen's face.

- We were all picking cards. We were all touching cards.

- Yeah, we were all picking-- - Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Those cards were there for a reason.

- Yeah. - Yes.

- It's not anything. I'm telling you right now.

- Time is ticking, players.

- I think Tara should be able to drink.

- I would like to drink it. - My card was flipped.

- I think Kristen--

- I think Kristen should take it.

- Why Kristen over me?

- She's not a Traitor. - Yeah.

- I'm also not a Traitor. I would like to drink it.

- I promise you, I didn't do that.

You're gonna make a big mistake and waste it.

- Guys, guys, listen, I ate meat.

Somebody--Stephen--

- That's a waste. It's not it.

- Okay, but I'm just saying, I don't feel safe.

- Players, you have one minute left.

- Okay.

I would like to drink it. - One at a time.

- No one can get a word in.

- Guys, I really want to drink this, guys. I have--

- Oh, my God. - I was told to flip a card.

And I flipped one, and it was Kristen's face.

- She's literally outside of her seat.

- Stephen felt it has to be me.

- Take it. - Okay, I'm gonna go with it.

I'm gonna go with it.

- Guys, I have a feeling about this.

- Everybody. Everybody.

The same turkey.

- Players! I need two names now.

- Go, run, do it. - Stand up, Kristen.

- Let them fucking fight it out.

- Johnny, Johnny, grab it for Kristen.

- I do not play like that. I really don't.

- Drink it.

♪ ♪

- Whoever is going to take the antidote, drink it now.

- Natalie, she's really sure about it.

- Order! - So am I!

- Please, trust me.

- Drink the antidote now.

- I want to drink it. - Just drink it.

You really want it, so fucking drink it.

- It's over, it's over. - It's over, it's over.

- It's over, it's over. Don't worry.

♪ ♪

- And so it is.

Kristen and Natalie have drunk the antidote.

But has the antidote been taken by the cursed player?

Or has it been wasted?

If you are the cursed player

and you did not take the antidote,

you will die this very eve.

- [gasps] No. - Hmm.

- Could be any of us. - Oh, my God.

- No.

- You don't want to hold my hand, bitch?

[scoffs]

- Death approaches.

I can feel it in the air.

[eerie vocalizing]

But it comes for whom?

The player...

that was cursed to death is...

♪ ♪

You, Yam Yam!

- Take him away, guards.

- Lisa, it was Lisa that kissed me.

- You have been murdered. - Lisa kissed me.

- No.

- Lisa kissed me with the cheek.

It was strange because Housewives don't kiss

with the cheek. all: Who?

- Lisa. Lisa. Lisa kissed me with her cheek.

She kissed me. It wasn't an air kiss.

- We love you, Yam Yam. - It was a real kiss.

It was a real kiss. - Lisa.

- Yeah, but what did he say she did?

- Kissed him on the cheek. - Kissed him on the cheek.

- What? I did not.

Sorry, I don't get that.

You kissed people.

- I didn't directly kiss.

I just went. - I kissed you.

I did the same.

- No, but we did-- - We did a double kiss.

- Why didn't we hear more about that?

- It was hard to hear through a lot.

- There's a lot.

- There's a lot going on at the table.

- Players, once again, the Traitors have struck

right under your noses.

Another Faithful cruelly taken from this world.

Yam Yam's murder could have been prevented,

but, sadly, you failed.

This brings us to the end of the story of the Black Banquet

and the end of Yam Yam's life.

I do hope that didn't ruin your night.

♪ ♪

- What the hell?

It wasn't the kiss. Jesus.

I decided on Yam Yam

because I think it was a smarter choice.

I have done all the hard work tonight.

Rob did absolutely nothing, and he threw me under the bus

and voted for me at the roundtable.

I don't know if I will recover from this,

but Lisa Rinna doesn't give up.

Bring it on. I'm ready.

♪ ♪

[light music]

♪ ♪

[animals groans]

- After a brutal night at my castle,

the players make their way to breakfast

to digest the evening's events

and mourn Yam Yam's public demise.

[knocking]

- [gasps] - Are we first?

- Yeah. Yep. - Mm.

- [exhales deeply] - Close the door.

Last night was insane.

And I'm a little sad because I did love Yam.

But it happened so fast.

Lisa just, like, she handled her scandal with no backup.

I was so scared that you hadn't done it,

because I didn't see anything.

- It happened within five minutes.

- I didn't even know who you were going for.

- Ow, ow, ow. Is this-- Shit.

- Do you need help? - Yeah, will you just--

oh, shit. It's open. - Yeah, I'll close it.

- Thank you. Thank you. - Perfect.

- Thank you.

What's your plan?

- Operation defuse the situation.

- Okay. Rob?

- Same thing I do every day.

Just kind of just sit back and whenever

people bring stuff up--

- Yeah, but you might need to do a little more

than just sit back today.

We have issues to talk through today.

Rob blindsided me, and he did nothing

at the murder in plain sight.

I did all the work, like all women do.

He is in the doghouse.

- So do you all need to talk?

- Well, I--

- 'Cause you're after me now, 'cause come on.

- I had been very verbal about not thinking Ron was a Traitor,

and, obviously, I'm very close with Colton.

I just think it would have looked super off.

And I didn't think that you were gonna go home.

I didn't think-- - Well, it was one vote off.

This entire game is about relationships.

- And we've done really well as a group.

- I know. - So why mess it up?

- This relationship has to take priority over everything else.

- I mean, I understand. I understand that.

- I need help today.

You guys didn't help me at all last night.

I did the whole entire murder by myself.

- You did.

- So I would like to ask both of you for some help

so that I am not just piled upon.

- We've been a well-oiled machine,

moving in tandem, and I don't want that to break up

because Rob is an idiot.

Put some food on your plate.

- Didn't like that one bit. [sighs]

I'm just getting teamed up on.

They're telling me, we need to protect Lisa.

But Yam Yam signed

her banishment certificate as he walked out.

And it's just gonna be bad overall

to stick up for somebody,

and then they get kicked out, and they're a Traitor.

- You don't deserve an egg, but I'm giving you one.

- [laughs]

[knocking]

- Come in.

- Hello. - Hi!

- Dobraye ootra.

- Hello!

- Hi! - You look so good.

- Mwah. - Let's air-kiss.

- I don't want the poison kiss.

- Have a seat.

- Can we talk about Natalie real quick?

That was a lot. - Natalie was a lot.

- And, remember, she took that

and drank it right down with no problem.

- Last night was truly traumatizing.

I want everybody to know--

PSA, Alan Cumming throws horrible parties.

- Whatever the move was, it was intentional.

It could have been, like, what seat were we all in.

- Mm, right. - The cards was interesting.

- Multiple people seemed to be like,

Stephen brought me over

to the cards. - Mm-hmm.

- But the air kiss is the smoking gun.

I just--Maura and I kissed.

- I air-kissed you, Mark. I air-kissed Rob.

I think I even air-kissed Johnny.

- We were excited to see each other.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

[knocking]

- Come in. - Hello.

- Who is it?

- Hey. - Hey!

- Ow! - Hello!

- Hi. - Hello.

- How is everyone? - Good to see you guys.

I've come into this breakfast room with a little heat on me

for the first time in this entire game.

Stupid cards--should have left the damn cards alone.

But it doesn't have to turn into a wildfire.

You keep it as a little controlled fire.

And you know what? Traitors will keep that around.

- When they pulled Yam Yam's seat out

and he started screaming...

- That was traumatic. - It was traumatic.

- I'm surprised that Yam Yam did not speak up more.

I know everyone was yelling. - It surprised me a lot.

- Because as soon as he was picked,

he had something right away. - Yeah.

- He was screaming out names.

- Yes, he was. Mine.

- Yam Yam, like, said, I felt like it was weird

because you actually gave him a kiss.

- I did not kiss him.

I definitely air-kissed him and said, you look fabulous.

I definitely did, but you're a dog with a bone,

and you're not gonna drop it, and so, okay.

- Me? - Yeah.

- I mean--that--

I mean, I wasn't dogging you.

Yam Yam was, the guy who got murdered,

who we know is 100% a Faithful. - You will dog me.

- I don't feel like I have to.

- Guys, can we just have breakfast?

- Whatever.

- Coming out of the last two roundtables, I've said a lot.

I've really been sort of the one presenting evidence,

and it's not the best strategy,

so I really have to be careful how I play it today.

I'm gonna let other people do the talking.

I definitely don't want any attention on me.

[knocking]

- Come in. - Hello?

- Come in.

- Hey. - Good morning.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Good morning. - Should we split them up?

- Oh!

- I got to lead with this, 'cause it kept me up all night.

I am very sorry.

- You know, we're all very paranoid.

We're paranoid. - We're paranoid.

- Last night I really thought I was getting murdered.

And I feel really bad

that Yam Yam needed that antidote.

It hurts my heart because these are my friends.

It is meaningful and real.

Losing these Faithfuls is really getting to me.

- Stephen, I was freaking the eff out,

and I feel like I let, like, the situation

get the best of me.

And I just want to say sorry, like, that--

- I appreciate that.

- That I chose myself over other people.

- You did.

- I know I have a little bit of damage control to do today.

I kind of strong-armed,

making sure I got one of the elixirs.

I think it just raises eyebrows,

and this deep into this game,

people are really, really nervous.

And we are really struggling to find a Traitor.

- Here he comes.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, boy.

- Greetings.

What an evening that was. - Yes.

- Alas, you didn't notice that it was Yam Yam's last supper.

There was hope with the lifesaving antidote,

but you carelessly gave it to the wrong people.

And now Yam Yam is toast toast.

But who delivered that curse?

One thing you can be sure of is that

they sit at this very table,

breaking bread with you right now.

Right.

Finish your granola guzzling and get ready,

because today's mission is... [exhales deeply]

Monumental.

- Oh, God. - Oh, God. Oh, God.

- A tout à l'heure.

- Monumental.

- They've all been monumental. - A monument?

- Mm-hmm.

- At the moment, Natalie, Colton, and Lisa are the people

that are on my personal list.

- It was a pleasure dining with you all.

This was a lot better than last night.

- But trying to work out which Traitor

to banish first is really hard,

because making the wrong choice

could be devastating for Tara and my game.

- What was interesting about Yam Yam is,

I don't know why he yelled like that, when I never

heard him mention Lisa once.

- Here's what I know.

I wanted two people who I am certain are Faithfuls

to take those potions. - Correct.

Yam Yam was not-- he was on my sketch list.

- Same. - I'm looking at Natalie now.

- Was it the dinner? - It was the dinner.

How aggressively she was going for the potion.

Like, she was trying to keep it from a Faithful,

because she's a Traitor.

- Is Lisa still a thing? - Lisa's still on my list.

- Are we taking what Yam Yam said about that as a thing?

- I feel stronger about Natalie.

- Mm-hmm.

- So, obviously, yesterday was a lot.

- It was so crazy.

You were so into not letting me drink it

that I thought you 100% were a Traitor in that moment.

- That moment, but then I would be exposing myself.

I felt so bad 'cause I drank it and then Yam Yam died.

- I'm not sure why Natalie needed

to have the antidote so badly.

And since then, I can't unsee it.

I do trust you.

Like, when I talk to you,

I 100% believe what you're saying to me.

And then later, I have to go back

and think about everything.

She is speaking earnestly and with conviction,

and it's confusing because it just--

something's not sitting right with me.

We'll have to see if my gut is right,

and I hope that it is.

You're so strong on this potion, so I felt like--

- You can come in if you want, yeah.

- Are you having a private conversation?

- No, we finished. - Are you sure?

- We're just talking about everything yesterday.

We just wanted to clear up, like,

how we were fighting over the potion.

- And why were you so strong?

- Two of the gamers have been targeted.

Like, think about it. They're all dead now.

We killed one. We murdered one.

I mean, we banished one.

- Did she just say "we murdered"?

Oh, praise Jesus.

I'm gonna use that. Thank you. Shoop.

- It was a lot yesterday. - Are you kidding me?

- I have to say, last night--

and I'm not sitting here officially,

like, throwing Natalie under the bus, but...

- Neither am I. - It did appear to me.

I'm like, you know what?

A strong move by a Traitor in that scenario

is pleading for their life.

- Yeah, absolutely. - It's a double bluff.

- What else did Yam Yam say when he was being dragged out?

- He was on Lisa.

- There's a chance we're gonna lose a soldier,

so I think I have to be very careful today.

Okay, I will say this, and I just...

airtight, don't bring this out.

I don't want to get murdered.

Anytime two people...

have a different version of a story...

someone's lying.

He said, I thought it was weird

'cause she actually kissed me on the cheek.

As soon as he says that, she says, I didn't do that.

He has no reason to lie. He's-- - He's literally been murdered.

- This is the first time we get to hear

a Faithful say anything to us. - Mm-hmm.

- That's what he says? Someone's lying.

- Yeah. - Why would he lie?

♪ ♪

- The prize pot currently stands at $121,000,

and the players hope to increase that today.

- Okay, guys, who is at the top of our list?

- Oh, God.

- Colton, Natalie, and Lisa.

- I don't believe she's a Traitor.

- Who? - Lisa.

- No. - Really?

- No. - I can't see that.

- No, I don't see that.

- Personally, I think Lisa is dangerous,

but I don't mind going for Natalie.

- I have something to say.

I was in the library with Natalie.

She slipped.

She was talking really fast, and she said,

"When we murdered." - Really?

- You're gonna go off feelings that you have right now.

Are you planning Colton or Natalie?

- I would love Colton, but now that Natalie

has said that to me, that's strong.

- Wow.

We're in the mountains.

- Oh, there's Alan. Oh, in the middle of the road.

- What the hell? - Oh, my gosh.

[suspenseful music]

- Welcome, players.

In today's mission, you must race to the top of this hill

to the epic Fyrish Monument.

- Oh, my God.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- You have 30 minutes to reach the summit

and collect as much gold as you can carry

that has been left at points along the way.

- Oh, my God.

- Successfully deliver all the gold to the top,

and you will add $25,000 to the prize pot.

- That's a lot, guys. Come on.

- But this mission isn't just about gold.

The six players who have the most gold

at the end of the mission will earn the right

to play for something far more valuable--

the dagger.

- [gasps] - Dagger?

- The dagger will bestow the owner with the power

of two votes at the roundtable.

all: Oh. - Oh, my God.

- What? - What?

- This is a great power and can only be used once

at one of the next four roundtables.

- Wow.

- Having two votes at the roundtable is a game changer.

I know there's heat on me.

I want to win the dagger, and I need it.

- You'll need these backpacks for carrying the gold,

and because I'm feeling so generous,

I'm starting you each with $500.

[cheering] - That's nice.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Best of luck, players.

I'll see you at the top.

Your time starts...

now! - Go. Go, go, go.

- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my God! They're heavy.

- Oh, it's heavy. - Aah! Aah, aah, aah!

- I'm running like Scooby-Doo.

- I am pumped for this mission.

We are going to have to run up this big-ass hill

and pick up gold rocks.

And whoever has the most rocks

gets a chance to win the dagger.

I want this dagger bad.

I want it so that no one else has it.

Because it's gonna give someone a sense of power,

I want that.

- What's going on here?

Hey, I'll take it.

- Oh, boy.

- Is there any more down there?

- Where's the fucking gold?

- Housewives in the wild. Ha!

- How are you doing, Dorinda?

- It's tough, right?

- Dorinda and I and Candiace are at the bottom

going up against professional football players,

Olympic gold medal athletes...

Whoops.

"Survivor" winners.

Like, I'm just trying to get up the freaking hill, okay?

- Oh, my God.

- "The chance to increase your riches greatly."

Oh, how about this little twist to the game?

Okay.

- Is there a lot down there, guys?

- "You may use your gold to smash the urns.

"For each urn smashed, you will be rewarded

"with 20 gold pieces.

Be warned, any gold thrown will be forever lost."

- So we're taking our own gold that Alan

so generously started us off with

to throw at urns to try to earn more gold.

- So we're going in a row. You, Colton, first.

- Oh, it didn't hit it. - Oh, nice.

- The problem is, is if you throw and you miss,

then your gold is gone forever.

Can I get in line?

- Whoo! - Well done.

- I got one.

- Yes, I hit it.

- Oh, no. One more. - Ah.

I'm not a gifted thrower.

My strategy will not be to waste a whole lot of time

trying to break an urn.

- Yeah.

- Oh, I suck at this.

- At this point, I'm willing to risk all of my gold

just to keep hitting these urns.

I think this, to me, is my best opportunity

to earn the most gold.

The bigger ones are easier, Rob.

- My aim is pretty damn good.

There's a creek that goes right through my farm,

and I'll go down there sometimes for hours

and skip rocks, throw them at trees.

Got it. - Good shit.

- My bag just got a lot heavier.

All right, let's go. - All right, dude.

[both breathing heavily] - You good?

- No. I can't even make it up with this much weight.

Yeah, go ahead, man.

- You want me to take it? Let me take it for a second.

- You sure? - Yeah, yeah. Let me take it.

You're good.

You'll get me back somewhere.

Of course I want to come in first,

but if anybody else comes in first,

it needs to be Rob, because he's my bestie in the game.

I don't see how we don't make the top six.

- Yeah.

- I think we're at the top.

- Huh? - [panting]

- I spy with my little eye a Survivor coming

over the brow of the hill.

- [breathing heavily]

♪ ♪

- Bravo, bravo.

You are the first player to reach the summit.

Now, to bank the gold, you must place it in a chest.

Either yours or someone else's. - Got it.

- And only the six players whose chests

contain the most gold will earn the chance to win the dagger.

Remember, that will give you two votes

for one person at the roundtable.

- Got it.

- Congratulations, Mark and Johnny.

- Do you want to feel and see if you

can decide whose is heavier? - Let's dump them out.

- Kristen and Eric arrive.

- I don't have that much. I'm gonna give it to you, Mark.

I sucked at the throwing game,

so I knew I wasn't gonna be in the top six.

So I might as well give it to the person

I trust the most, which is Mark.

- Tactical voting of the gold nuggets--I love it.

Enjoy that, Maura? - No.

- Oh, Lisa's approaching.

- I threw all mine. I have none.

- Time is a-ticking, players. - What have I got?

♪ ♪

- Where should I put my rocks?

I can't get a dagger with my gold.

- Two minutes remaining.

Hurry, hurry.

- Are you taking all your gold? Do you want to share?

- I'm gonna give it to you.

So I decide to put it in Stephen's chest.

He didn't vote for me at the roundtable.

Stephen's the best bet.

- Very generous of you. - You're welcome.

- I'm trying to think who I should give it to.

There's people that I think are Faithfuls.

There's people that I think are Traitors.

Give your gold to the wrong person,

and it could all be over-- I don't know.

- Time's up, players.

Congratulations, everybody. You conquered the Fyrish Hill.

Bravo. [cheers and applause]

[chuckles]

- Whoo.

- Collectively, you managed to add...

$17,800 to the prize fund.

- Not bad, guys.

- Bravo. - Pretty okay.

- The six players with the most gold in their chest,

and those who have a chance

of winning a dagger this evening are...

Colton...

- Whoo.

- Eric... - Whoo!

- Mark...

[cheers and applause]

Natalie...

[cheers and applause]

Rob... [cheers and applause]

And Stephen. [cheers and applause]

However, the person who banked the most gold

will receive an advantage when playing for the dagger.

And I can reveal that the chest containing the most gold

belongs to...

[suspenseful music]

Rob.

[cheers and applause] - Nice job, Rob.

- The players who didn't bank the most gold,

I'm afraid you missed out-- no dagger for you.

Please head back to my castle.

And, everyone else, please choose a spot at the table.

- I really hope that Rob gets the dagger.

- Make sure you win. - I will.

- If he's keeping the dagger away from Faithfuls,

that's great for us.

He can use it to throw it at one of them.

But can I trust him?

I don't know.

- The six of you will now play for the dagger.

As you can see, on the table are five stone tablets.

Rob, one of these players is currently holding

the power of the dagger.

In a moment, each player will be asked

to secretly turn over their tablet

and look at what is underneath.

Four players will see an X,

but for one player, they will see the dagger,

meaning they currently hold the power.

After each player has looked at their tablet,

you may question them.

And then you, as the player who won most gold,

will have the opportunity to steal

one tablet from the player of your choice.

For the player with a tablet marked with a dagger,

you will need to engage your best poker face

to hold on to that power.

- All I have to do is figure out who's lying to me.

I'm basically a human lie detector.

- We will start with Eric.

Please turn over your tablet.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- My strategy is to ask questions

that I know the answer to and basically memorize

how they react to telling the truth.

What's your name? - Eric.

- Where are you from? - Atlanta.

- Then I ask them a question they're gonna lie to.

Do you have the dagger?

- Nope.

- Okay, I'm done.

I just deduct the differences.

- Colton, please turn over your tablet.

♪ ♪

What's your name? - Colton.

- Do you have it?

- I don't.

- All right.

- [sniffs]

- Mark.

- What's your favorite color?

- Green.

- What's your favorite game?

- "Mario Brothers."

- Do you have the dagger?

- I do not.

- Okay.

- Stephen, check if you have the dagger.

- [clears throat]

♪ ♪

- Can I trust you? - Yeah.

- Do you have the dagger?

- No.

- Okay, I'm done.

- So, Natalie.

- How do you like the weather today?

- I don't mind this.

- What's your favorite color? - Black.

- Do you have the dagger?

- I do not.

- You don't have it? - I'm not lying to you.

- Rob.

You have heard all the players' testimonies.

You must now decide who has the dagger

and whose tablet will you choose to take.

- Someone lied to me. - Mm-hmm.

- What do you think, Rob?

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna take Natalie's tablet.

- Rob, please secretly look at your tablet.

- Oh, I lost my dagger to Rob.

The fact that he can pull this power out at any time

to sway the votes is scary.

But out of the people left,

I just much rather Rob has it.

He is one of the closest people in this castle to me right now.

- One of you here is now in possession of the dagger

and, with it, the power to carve out history

at the roundtable.

So choose wisely when it would be best to unleash this power.

- I'm so proud of getting that dagger.

I can tell when people are lying.

And Natalie's was pretty obvious.

She couldn't look me in the eye and lie.

The best feeling about the dagger

is that I don't have to worry about someone

using it on me, 'cause I have it.

I got the dagger.

I got the fucking dagger. I got two votes.

- Players, our gathering is over,

and the roundtable is imminent.

And that is where the backstabbing

will really take place.

♪ ♪

- I'd like a bathtub. - Yeah.

I want to turn into a prune in the tub with champagne.

- Oh.

That sounds... - That's it.

- So good. - Yeah.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- How about some salad?

Yes.

- Johnny is onto you.

Heavy.

Tara thinks you're not.

So I'm kind of, like, echoing with her.

I think I was able to, like, push them to Natalie.

But you're gonna come up. - I know.

I know. Oh, I know.

- Right now Natalie and Lisa are probably neck and neck,

and I hope she escapes banishment tonight.

I hate having to think

about what it would look like without Lisa.

- So what are you guys thinking?

- Who's in here?

- I had a suspicious feeling about Natalie.

- I'm thinking Natalie.

- Are you comfortable to share what you heard...

- Wait, who? What? - About Nat?

- "When we murdered." - [gasps]

- Just like that--when we murdered, and she went...

- When did she say that? - I was there, right?

- You were there. - Yeah.

- Didn't you catch it? Okay, good.

- I did. - Nah, that's weird.

- You have to speak up and say what you heard.

- Oh, are you kidding me? Of course I'm going to.

- I know you will. - You don't slip up like that.

I'm sorry.

- What's up, guys? - Huddle up, gang.

Huddle up. Hold on, hold on.

- What are we doing? - So I trust you guys.

I'm a Faithful. I have the dagger.

- Okay.

- I want to make a pact that when we go in there,

we agree not to tell anyone. - Nobody.

- Like, honestly, bro, fuck, I'm gonna get murdered.

- Target on your back. - Yeah, huge target, so...

we're not telling anybody who has it.

- Nope.

- It stays with us. - Yeah.

- All right. - All right.

- Team. - Team.

- As soon as we made the pact,

in my head, I'm like, this is just

a great opportunity to build trust.

Like, trust me, we're together. We're united.

That goes a long way in a game like this.

- Mm-hmm.

- Hey, what happened? - What happened?

- Stephen, what happened?

Stephen. - Stephen, did you win?

- So there's been a pact made. - Oh, my God.

- Oh. - Oh.

- Yeah, because it's gonna put a target

on whoever's back it is.

So we all agreed not to share. - Not to say anything.

- Who was it?

- Oh, how cute.

The dagger six have their little pact.

It's just annoying.

Like, a pact? Really? For what?

I'm just hoping that Rob will share.

- Before it all gets chaotic, we all talked about it,

and everyone is kind of on, for their own reasons, Natalie.

But we need seven to control the table.

- Are you guys all voting for Natalie tonight?

- I am. - I am.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, God.

What do we want to do? - Tonight?

- Lisa. - Lisa, 100%.

- You're sure that that's gonna happen tonight?

Yeah.

Lisa has all the heat on her right now.

If everything goes to plan,

Lisa's getting voted out, which means I can sit back

and be as quiet as possible.

Who are you thinking for tonight?

- Well, I was under the impression that there was just,

like, seven people, at least in the kitchen, saying...

- What?

I don't know what's going on,

but I know one thing's for sure--

Candiace is cooking up a storm fighting for Lisa's life.

- Can I join? - Yeah, come on.

- Everybody that I'm talking to is saying Lisa,

and Lisa's saying my name.

- Girl, get ready. - Messy.

- It gets feisty on that table. - Mm-hmm. I know.

- I'm extremely nervous for this roundtable.

I'm taking on Lisa Rinna.

And if she stays in,

I'm going to have to sit through

getting chewed out by two scary Housewives.

And I don't want to do that.

[groans]

- ♪ Follow me down into the valley night ♪

♪ Where all the flowers bloom ♪

[soft suspenseful music]

- The heat's on. They're coming for me.

I'm terrified to go up against Natalie.

"Survivor" people scare me.

But you know what? I'm the survivor.

If you can survive eight years of "Housewives,"

are you kidding me?

I win.

And I will fight till the end. I will.

- I'm the only gamer left in this game right now,

so I feel very exposed.

But I'm feeling fired up, and I like this Natalie.

This is the Natalie that people should be scared of,

because I think angry Natalie

is the best-performing Natalie.

- I have done my very best

to try and keep Lisa out of the hot seat.

We got to protect each other and fight for her life,

but it's not gonna be easy.

And I'm hoping that she can save herself.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Know thyself.

Know thine enemy.

But how can you know an enemy you cannot see?

♪ ♪

Who do you want to stand by you

in this deadly war?

Who would you kill for?

Today one of you won the power of the dagger.

Will that be unleashed in this field of combat tonight?

Players, the floor is yours.

♪ ♪

- Natalie, today in the library...

Tara and I were in there,

and you said something that I can't let go of.

You said "when we murdered."

- I did not. - "When we murdered."

I just was taken aback, and I was like, okay, wow.

- Did you hear it, Tara?

- Okay, so this is hard for me...

Because I did hear it.

I just know that I heard it, and I was like, whoa.

But it didn't register--

- Same with me. I was like, whoa.

- There are going to be mess-ups.

I applaud the people that haven't.

I can't prove to you that I didn't say that.

But I don't think this question is to try and prove

that I'm a Traitor to you.

I think it's just to get the heat off you.

You don't care if I'm a Faithful, honey.

- What do you mean? - You don't care.

You are just coming at me

because you do not want to go home.

You don't care about saving Faithfuls here.

I'm sorry.

- Natalie, last night at the dinner,

you and I were in the same situation

with Stephen slicing the meat and placing it on our plates.

Yet you fought so hard for the antidote,

knowing that you and I couldn't both be cursed...

which made me think that the plan in that moment

was to show that I am a Faithful,

because I feel like I really, really need this...

even if you were a Traitor.

- I went into a fight-or-flight mode.

I was so past the point of reason.

I was scared for my life.

♪ ♪

- I'd like to talk about Yam Yam.

- I'd like to, too.

- Because I obviously now know, like,

we could have 100% trusted him.

And so my question directly to you is,

why, in his last words to us,

why would he go for you so aggressively?

- I do not know.

I do not know.

- I don't know that it's fair to paint him

as someone who is just void of any indiscretions.

I can remember he fake-cried.

- And by the way, the heat was on me, so that's easy.

So, for him to throw that name out--

- But it doesn't serve him anything to do that.

He's out of the game.

- I was there when you and Yam Yam greeted.

And I am nearly sure you did kiss him.

I remember thinking, I hope she doesn't kiss me and put her--

her lip combo on my face and ruin my makeup.

- Wait. But why would I-- No, I air-kissed.

- I have to say, I was there, too,

when Lisa came in, 'cause I ran over to her.

And she definitely air-kissed me,

and she air-kissed you.

She air-kisses everybody. - She air-kissed me, too.

- So...

And I find it interesting that anytime someone

is accused, we don't hear from you,

but then you jump on the bandwagon.

- But the only people that was in that little area at the time

was me, Lisa, and Yam Yam.

You weren't there. - So she air-kissed me.

- You weren't there. - She air-kissed her.

- Can I speak? 'Cause I'm not done.

- She air-kissed him. - I'm not done.

So please stop talking. Dorinda?

- But Yam Yam, who she doesn't know,

she's gonna smack it on his beard?

- Are you done? - No, no.

♪ ♪

- Last night emotions were extremely high,

and that might have brought the worst out of some people.

But I think the best thing to do in this situation

is to take emotion out of the equation.

- Mm-hmm.

- You guys think Natalie might be a Traitor

because of this instance.

What would her motive be to make a spectacle of herself,

especially when Tara is not targeted?

What does she gain from this as a Traitor,

other than putting a target on her back?

Logic.

I have a follow-up question.

As Faithfuls, we are awarded nothing.

We have no guarantees.

We only have guesses.

I can't look at any of you and know 100%

if you're lying to my face or not.

But we have that with Yam Yam.

The last thing he said, Lisa is a Traitor.

♪ ♪

I can't sit at this table and look myself in the mirror.

If he's right, you know what I'm saying?

He's the only person I know that was in the game

that spoke to me that was a Faithful.

- I air-kissed him like I air-kissed you.

- This is the last thing I'll say.

I think it's interesting, like, when faced with disagreement,

your response is either, that didn't happen,

or, I don't remember.

- Well, I didn't kiss him on the cheek, no, I didn't.

- Okay, you're right. But why would he lie?

- Yeah, there's no reason. - I don't know.

- That just doesn't make sense. - I don't know!

- Players...

Time for talk is over.

The time will soon come to vote.

- [sighs]

- But someone around this table

is holding the power of the dagger.

The power to cast two votes for one person.

If you want to unleash this power,

raise your hand now.

- I have the dagger, but that would be

a terrible strategic move to use it on Lisa.

I'm not in danger.

I'm saving this dagger for, if people are coming for me,

I'm gonna use two votes.

- The dagger remains unused.

Players...

the time has come to vote.

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

We will start the vote with Mark.

Who do you think is a Traitor and why?

- Tonight, just with the arguments at the table,

I voted for you, Lisa.

- Tara.

- So I voted for Natalie.

The air-kiss theory,

and if that was even the reason or not,

is just not strong enough for me, so I'm sorry.

- I'm not a Traitor, but, okay. It's okay.

- Stephen, who do you think is a Traitor and why?

- This is a tough one.

We've got some stuff to discuss, Natalie,

but I voted for you, Lisa.

- Hmm. - Okay.

- Maura.

- [sighs]

I voted for Lisa.

- Lisa, who do you think is a Traitor and why?

- Tonight I voted for Natalie.

What you said in the library today just really got me.

- That's two votes for Natalie

and three for Lisa.

Colton.

- Tonight I voted for a legend,

an icon, and a Traitor.

My vote is for Lisa.

- Eric.

- Tonight I voted for you, Lisa.

- Candiace.

- So I came in tonight

thinking I was voting for Natalie.

But listening to you talk, I became unsure.

And I don't think that you are a Traitor.

So I have a throwaway vote.

So I voted for Rob...

Just because I couldn't vote for either of you.

- Kristen.

- I voted for you, Lisa.

- So that's six votes for Lisa,

two for Natalie,

and one for Rob.

Johnny...

if you vote for anyone but Natalie,

Lisa will have the majority and will be banished.

- I came in convinced where I was going with my vote.

♪ ♪

- Lisa, if you receive one more vote, you will be banished.

Johnny, who do you think is a Traitor and why?

- I came in nearly convinced where I was going with my vote.

But because of your defense, Lisa...

I had to change my vote to you.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- God damn.

I'm not gonna cry.

Shoot, you guys. - I love you.

- Lisa. - Yes?

- You have received the most votes

and are banished from the game.

But first, will the remaining players reveal their votes?

- I chose Maura.

- I voted for you, Lisa.

- And with the final vote, Rob.

- I voted for an icon.

I voted for a legend.

I voted for a very, very glamorous Traitor.

- Lisa, please come forward to the Circle of Truth.

- [groans, sighs]

- Dear God.

- [sighs]

- Lisa. - Yes.

- Before you leave my castle forever, please reveal to us,

are you a Faithful

or a Traitor?

- [voice breaking] First of all...

I have absolutely loved...

being here with all of you.

I never thought I could do this.

I never thought I could last this long.

What I'm gonna tell you tonight is...

I am...

The most iconic...

- [chuckles]

- Legendary...

- Oh, my God.

- Traitor!

[cheering]

- Oh, my God!

- We did it. We needed that so bad.

- I knew it. - Oh, my God! Yes!

- Oh, my God. - Yes!

- Rob, damn you. [scoffs]

Damn you. [sniffles]

- I feel so vindicated!

Oh, my God!

- That was great. That was great.

- Thank you, girl.

Thanks for listening to me and having an open ear

and an open heart to my answers.

- You know, the end of "Housewives"

was very difficult for me.

- Wow.

- It was just so nice to be able to be me.

I'm just so grateful for the entire experience.

[sniffles] I really am. Thank you.

- Oh, she is just...

- Players, rejoice!

[cheering]

- Oh, my God.

- See the conquering heroes come,

sound the bagpipes, beat the drum.

Hurrah.

- Hurrah!

- Whoo, chile.

- ♪ An icon falls ♪

- Congratulations again are in order,

for you are getting better

at this Traitor-banishing business.

Faithful, enjoy your time in the sun.

But pray you see the dawn.

- [groans]

- Night, night.

- I think I proved Housewives don't vote for Housewives.

- Mm-hmm. Yeah. [laughter]

Yeah, you did.

- We did it. We got her.

She's out.

And you know what, Candiace?

You're gonna write my name down

as a hint to everybody here that I'm a fucking Traitor?

Oh, my gosh, girl. Why would you do that?

Oh.

- Wow, I would have never have guessed that one...

- Oh, Lord. - In a million years.

- Thank God you guys followed through.

- Rob?

- I know, I know, I know.

- Are you kidding me? - I know, I know.

- Like, I couldn't--I didn't-- - I know.

- It was-- I wasn't sure enough.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a snake on our hands.

This was buffoonery of the most epic proportions.

- Oh, I need a drink.

- He is willing to betray

the people that helped him.

He made certain vicious choices

that will have dire consequences

for him.

- I just want to say, I came into this game

really scared of Housewives, and I just took one down.

- Yes! - Yes.

- Well, we took down a Traitor. That was amazing.

We needed that so bad.

♪ ♪

- I feel like tonight was huge for my game.

I think I was under fire, obviously, last night,

and sending Lisa home as a Traitor

redeems me

and gives sort of me that goodwill back with the group

that they're gonna trust me

when I want to take another swing.

I'm gonna try to draw a line between football

and my position to skating.

Imagine you're going

against the number-one figure skater in the world.

You have to pull out... - Everything.

- Your routine that you maybe land 30% of the time

because it's your only chance of winning.

- Right.

- That's how I've been playing the game.

- And I see that-- you're like a bear,

just running through this--

- I obviously brought evidence to the table of Lisa,

but right now I'm on Stephen.

Something is off and not making sense to me.

- Everyone loves Colton.

He's very charming,

super handsome, great on the missions.

Because he has a lot of influence in the castle,

he can whip those votes.

But at the roundtable, Colton gave us Lisa.

So all I have ringing in my ear is,

Colton is a Traitor.

♪ ♪

[ticking, bell tolling]

- Good night.

- And you know what's crazy? I'm really close to her.

I would have been happy to win this game with her,

but now I have no idea

how Candiace and I are gonna work together moving forward.

Seems to me like we're not.

- I think Natalie and Colton.

Colton pushes all of our attention to Lisa.

- Yep. - And she's a Traitor.

- Yep.

- How would he know to push it to Lisa

when her name had not been mentioned once?

- Never anywhere, anywhere. - Mm-hmm.

And Rob. Rob even copied his speech.

Like, Rob's real close to Colton.

- Yeah.

Well, if they're really close

and they're moving in lockstep...

- Blanket. - And they have been...

Hmm.

- I do, too.

♪ ♪

- Rob made a decision

to disband the Traitors.

The Christian woman in me is just clutching her pearls.

I'm aghast.

But the bad bitch that is Candiace

is ready to play a motherfucking game.

I have to take the snake down...

and cut him off at the head.

- Good evening.

♪ ♪

[animal howling]

- Next time on "The Traitors"...

All the evils of the world crash asunder upon my castle.

But it is not the danger outside that you should fear.

- You are a snake.

- So you don't trust me,

basically, is what you're saying--okay.

- Do what you're gonna do, and I'll do what I'm gonna do.

- Look around you.

Look into your neighbor's eyes.

Think about how much faith you truly have in each other.

Then think again.