Original subtitles

♪ PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪

♪ SONG:Ryan ParIs - "Dolce Vita" PLAYS OUTSIDE ♪

Beer for breakfast? Yes, Mom.

It's my holidays. I'll try again.

Good morning, Glen. Morning, Rory.

(YAWNS) Yo...

Can I sit?

Do you mind if I...

Am I being paranoid,

or were you annoyed when you left the pool last night?

No, it's grand.

I know, it's grand.

But I'm just asking why you ran off like that.

Em... I don't like hypocrites.

And who is the hypocrite?

All of you, basically.

Fucking chatting away to the priest like he's not the devil incarnate.

It makes me sick, man.

Is that being a tiny bit general?

Have you read the papers in the last few years?

It's a fucking paedo colony, man.

No offence, I know you're still into it.

It's just a hard pass for me.

You might be interested to hear, though.

Once you were gone, the priest came back,

dive bombed into the pool,

and just generally lost his shit.

Really? Really.

Also, he told me to go fuck myself.

(CHUCKLES) Was actually a pretty good show.

Well, it doesn't mean he's not a paedo, though.

Where are you off to? Gym.

It's your holiday. I like going to the gym.

Oh, you're so virtuous.

You know you're going to die, right?

Bro, you never go to the gym.

Are you sure you're even gay?

That has more to do with enjoying sex with men?

♪ SONG CONTINUES IN HEADPHONES ♪

♪ We're lived it like in the dolce vita

♪ A game of yesterday

♪ I'm so alone in the dolce vita

♪ Oh, baby telephone

♪ This magic's gone in the dolce vita

♪ Nobody else than you

♪ It's our last night

♪ Together with our love again

♪ Another light

MUSIC FADES TO A LOW VOLUME

LOCKER DOOR CREAKS

SIGHS LOUDLY

CHUCKLES

Who'd think we'd want this head on our bodies with the weather outside?

Ah, but it's great for the joints.

The aches and the pains. LAUGHS

You're doing all right.

D'you play this morning?

Yeah. Yeah, we did okay.

We do get into such trouble in those bunkers, don't you?

Ah, listen...

..never out of trouble.

CHUCKLES

SIGHS

Okay, that's me.

See you later. Yeah, see you.

♪ PLAYFUL MUSIC ♪

INHALES DEEPLY

PANTS

GRUNTS

SIGHS

AVA:How was the gym?

CORMAC:Uneventful.

Shit, we just missed Eric and Niamh.

They were here like five minutes ago.

Barely seen them this weekend.

It's their wedding.

Have you met Niamh's parents before? Never.

Jerry is your classic alpha golf jock dad.

And Sandra's kind of iconic.

The welcome dinner will be gas, I think.

When does Felix get here?

Day after mañana, which is Spanish for tomorrow.

I'm not...

Yeah, he's cycling from the north of the island.

Hey, I have something I need to talk to you about.

You okay?

I have a doctor's appointment today.

You do? Like, here?

Ava, what's wrong?

Whatever it is, we can fix it.

I...

..have this thing.

This embarrassing, awful thing.

Ava, what is it, my love?

You okay?

I think I have something bad.

Like, down there.

Like...

like the sex thing.

LAUGHS

Fuck, Cormac, it's serious.

It almost certainly isn't.

Like HPV, herpes?

How long do you have it?

Like a week.

I was hoping it would just disappear in time.

I thought you were just symptomatic because you're stressed.

Will you come with me? Of course.

I mean, can I be your husband?

(POSH ACCENT) It could actually be fuckin' gas craic.

Cormac. (LAUGHS) Fuck off. (LAUGHS)

Listen, I get tested every three months for prep,

and I have been riddled over the years.

Really? Yeah.

It'll be grand.

Believe me.

Hmm?

♪ TRANQUIL MUSIC ♪

AVA GASPS

I got you wet?

I'm sorry about that.

Is that your move?

Splash a woman and then apologise?

Kind of, yeah.

Stuart,

professional kite surfer.

That there's my home on wheels up yonder.

(GASPS) I love those.

I was obsessed with van life during COVID.

It's just super high spec.

Amazing WiFi, surround sound.

Want to see inside?

That is precisely what someone who wanted to abduct me, I would say.

I'm just very house proud.

I have a tea cosy.

Want to take a peak ? Can my friend come?

Your friend doesn't want to come.

I've seen tea cosies at my nans.

I'll bring her back in 20 minutes.

Okay? Okay.

Okay!

♪ TRANQUIL MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

SIGHS

Direct from Morocco.

He can get us whatever we want for the wedding.

Hello.

So he's a drug dealer, this man you're in love with?

Felix would have a knicker fit if I got into a van with a stranger.

CHOKES, COUGHS

Fuck, that's going to get me so high.

♪ DRONING, CALM MUSIC ♪

Whoa.

Is that the priest?

Is he okay? I wonder if he's wearing any factor?

You see that and you think factor? You're obsessed.

We should go over.

Wh-wh... I don't want to.

What if he's dead?

What, why would you say that?

Because he looks dead,

and if he is dead,

there's nothing much we can do for him now.

We're going over.

Father?

VINCENT GROANS

Father, are you okay?

Cormac, give me water.

Hi.

I saw you from all the way over there,

and I was worried that you weren't wearing any sun cream.

(GROANS) I'm not.

Well, let's get that sorted right away, okay?

VINCENT SNIFFLES TEARFULLY

Hey.

SIGHS

It's okay.

Let's just take it from here, okay?

Just this moment in time, okay?

Just one step at a time.

COUGHS QUIETLY

How did I...

How did last night end? Nothing.

Nothing happened.

You had fun, and so did we.

I...

I don't normally...

I don't normally drink, you see.

Okay, well, let's make tracks.

Let's get him up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't worry, come on.

We're going the same way.

We gotcha! (CHUCKLES)

One, two, three, and up, up, up.

(WHISPERS) Thank you.

BREATHES HEAVILY

Would you...

Would you mind not telling anyone how you-

Of course. Of course not. No, no.

CHURCH BELL TOLLS

Okay, so my darling wife here would like you to know she's not a slut,

but she has this thing on her vagina,

and she doesn't know how it got so horrible down there.

Also, she's worried about dying

because she read an article online

about a lady dying from undiagnosed thrush.

PHONE TRANSLATES TO SPANISH

Okay. Em... bien.

Ah.

Vamos.

Hola Doctor ! ♪ UPBEAT UKULELE MUSIC ♪

Es herpes.

CONTINUES SPEAKING SPANISH INTO PHONE

PHONE:It's herpes.

I will give you a four-day prescription for Acyclovir.

It will clear then and you can resume sexual contact.

It is important not to use derogatory language like slut.

And no one is dying. You see?

Mm-hm.

Thank you, doctor.

I hope you and your wife have a nice day.

Muchas gracias.

Rory, what's this? ♪ UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC ♪

Mushroom oil. One of your five a day.

You're such a fun guy.

LAUGHTER

Guys, I'm too high for this dinner.

LAUGHTER, CHATTER

Hi, you're all late for dinner.

Hi. Cormac.

I saw you at the beach.

Yeah, well, mum sent me over because dinner

starts at 8:00, and it's legit 9:00 PM.

Okay, everybody, come on. We're late for dinner.

AARON: Hey. Up!

Hey, hey, hey.

You're Niamh's little sister, right?

Karen!

Karen.

(LAUGHS) You're Karen.

I'm Aaron. We rhyme.

I'm tellin' ya, man.

It's a sign!

CHEERING

♪ UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪

CHATTER

...the mountains for a quiet dinner. Just a nice gesture.

Good craic. It is.

Go on in and get yourself a drink.

Look who it is! he is, Rory, Rory. Hallelujah.

RORY: You look gorgeous. You look gorgeous.

JERRY: Who's this? GLEN: Glen.

Short for Glenrife.

I'm Ireland's boyfriend.

SANDRA LAUGHS

This is stunning. Thank you.

CLAIRE: Hi, I'm Claire Cassidy. Claire.

Claire, the artist.

Oh, yeah, the one and only. Hi.

I heard a rumour you were coming.

I'm so glad you could make it.

A late edition of the wedding, but very happy to be here.

I loved your piece at the RHA annual show,

the region and all the red dots.

Listen, let's make some time to talk later this evening.

Yeah, I'd love that, yeah. That'd be great.

For you, chats! Amazing.

(WHISPERS) What are their names?

Jerry and Sandra.

Jerry? Jerry and Sandra.

CHATTER

CHATTER DISTORTS

Actually feel a bit sick, like a bit gassy.

I might split. You can't split.

That's rude.

You do look pale.

Get a drink into ya.

JERRY: You deserve it. SANDRA: You deserve to be happy.

Oh, my goodness.

Ava, darling! You're very welcome, Ava.

Where's your English boyfriend? Nigel, isn't it?

Felix. He arrives the day after tomorrow.

Oh!

Hi, I'm Cormac.

Sorry, late addition to the wedding party.

You are very, very welcome.

Last name?

My last name? Kennedy.

Kennedy? Thanks so much for having me.

Before you ask, you should see the other guy.

LAUGHTER

And how does our daughter know you, Cormac?

Just old friends from college, second-tier vibes.

But it's so nice to meet you both now for the first time

this evening. Go on in and get a drink.

Thanks.

Everything okay?

Everything good.

Do you have a problem with that young man?

Why'd you ask? Because you were so rude.

Gay people exist, Jerry.

(SCOFFS) Spare me.

Everyone, has everyone met?

Everyone, this is Fergal and Caroline, our old friends.

Old. LAUGHTER

Old. Speak for yourself.

Fergal and Caroline. Young wife.

They have a house on the Tenth Green.

Tenth Green. Beside the Tenth Green.

AARON: Fore! He's very into positions

is Fergal, isn't he? Yeah.

What do you do? Me?

I was a teacher. Am teacher.

I'm just taking some leave. A teacher?

What a noble profession.

You and nurses are the modern-day saints in my eyes.

Yes.

But there's such nobility in what you do.

I mean, you're not just down in Google earning a bazillion euro.

You're dealing with kids.

Yeah, I mean, no one's offering me a bajillion euros to do anything.

Do you not like children?

(LAUGHING) Oh, I love children.

I have two of my own. Mine as well.

Yours as well.

I love them, too.

It gives me such joy to watch them learn,

so it doesn't feel like I'm sacrificing anything.

FERGAL: Primary or secondary? Secondary.

What subjects? English and civics.

Oh. Jaysus.

Maybe you can help my daughter choose a reading for the wedding.

She has so far resisted, insists on picking her own.

AARON: Scaffolding! Ah, sure...

Sorry, scaffold. Scaffolding what?

Scaffolding. Seamus Heaney, Scaffolding.

Oh. It's an absolute banger.

My favourite poem of all time, so that's...

AVA: Name another poem.

What?

Name one other poem by anyone, ever.

Scaffolding slaps ass, and you know it.

Come here to me.

What happened to your eye, lovey?

You don't strike me as a fighter.

I always said to him,

you have to wear your helmet

on your bicycle, SPEECH DISTORTS

Cormac, when you're on your bicycle.

And would he listen?

He would not listen. BRIGID: Why?

SANDRA: Roads are just lethal.

You'll forever hearing of people getting mashed under 18 wheels.

We have trucks on the quays, just dying all over place.

Every day, every second. Yes.

Well, here I am.

CHEERING Oh, well.

Cheers. AVA: Cheers to that. Cheers to that, exactly.

I think you two are a gorgeous couple.

You're just full of jizz.

AVA LAUGHS

(QUIETLY) Sorry.

Sorry, no, we're just friends.

Ava's boyfriend arrives the day after tomorrow.

Also, I am crazy gay, so there's that.

SANDRA: Yeah, we knew that.

Okay.

Is your gaydar supertuned?

FERGAL: What the hell is gaydar?

It's just to be able to tell if people are gay or not.

Oh, I'm very good at that, aren't I, love?

Though, nowadays, many of them don't even try to hide it.

I knew you were one, straight off. Yeah.

Congrats to you.

Did you always know?

Oh, good God, Fergal, you can't ask personal...

I don't meet gays ever in my line of work,

and I'm curious, I'm glad this happened.

I don't know.

And have you ever, em...

..done it with a girl?

Sorry?! SANDRA: Well, now... Please, Fergal.

It's enough.

I'm just wondering how somebody can be 100 percent sure

they don't like something if they haven't tried it.

AARON: Kind of a two-way street, that one, Fergal.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Well, I hope you wear a helmet on your bicycle now.

Yes, the bicycle accident, of course.

Yes. Very important.

And now, I am thinking that my husband

and I shall swap tables

so everyone gets to know each other.

FERGAL: Oh, JerJer!

Oh, no. No.

Sorry? Sorry?

Just to stay because we're only getting to know each other.

(CHUCKLES) You, my friend, are going to love Jerry.

LAUGHTER

See you later, Sandra.

FERGAL: Jerry is an absolute howl.

Dying for you over there. They want the big man.

Ah no, I'm grand here, thanks.

(QUIETLY) Go on, go on.

..an absolute fucking howl.

The two of us together.

I didn't say a word. I didn't say a word.

How's the gang?

You can't join us, Jerry? FERGAL: Sit down.

Yeah, alright. Yeah, sure.

So what are we talking about? Road safety.

Roads. Oh, good God.

Ten points on me licence here. (FERGAL LAUGHS)

Fuckin' speed trap!

I think I'll lash a drink or four into me.

LAUGHTER

FERGAL: He's a fucking gas man.

Jer Bear! Jer Bear!

CACKLES

(DISTANT VOICE) Does anyone know where this nightclub is?

Nightclub is called Peppermint Road.

And is it open? Is it good?

Boys and girls, I got to up your shit, my flock.

Taxi's here.

CLAIRE: I'm in the front, or else I'll get carsick.

The address is in the chat, weirdos!

Yeah, check the group chat. It has it.

Mr. Byrne, thank you for dinner.

So I am very sorry about earlier.

It was totally inappropriate of me, and I apologise.

I should not I've done that.

There's no need to apologise.

There's two of us in it, sure.

Yes, but you have to understand that's not something I do.

Ever.

I mean, I wouldn't say ever.

Listen, You know my position.

I do. I won't say a word.

I have no interest in doing that.

SNIFFS

Okay.

Also, just for the record, I have zero interest in getting

into self-destructive relationships with married fathers on the DL.

Been there, done that.

And absolutely fuck that.

Okay.

Sorry.

Listen, let's get you a cab ordered.

I have an account, right?

A local guy.

Aw. God.

Whoa.

Are you okay?

Do you want to take a walk?

(SIGHS) Do I want to take a walk?

Hey, I'm a good listener.

You now have one other person that you can talk to

about whatever you want.

It's got to be worth something.

SNIFFS

People walk sometimes.

Okay, fine.

We'll take a walk.

D'you play golf? I don't.

Is this course good? It is, yeah.

You don't want to be caught in the bunker, though.

Nothing but trouble in there.

Listen, I'm glad we're getting to talk, actually.

Everyone back there knows my fucking business.

I practically live in a clubhouse.

Captain.

But obviously, did not expect you to be a guest at the wedding.

I thought you were like Marlon Rando.

That gym has a membership of 1,200 from all over the world.

70 Norwegian lads rocked up to play golf only today.

Like... that....

And just my luck to get you, really.

Guest at my daughter's fucking wedding.

No offence, like.

Anyway, met a need, so on we go.

Must be lonely dragging that other secret life around with you.

I'm not dragging anything around.

There is no secret other life.

What about what happened in the shower?

We agreed nothing happened.

Nothing did happen, and yet nothing still managed to meet a need.

I'm trying to be a good man here, a good husband.

How's that going for you?

Actually, very good.

Yeah.

Haven't acted out, haven't cheated,

not once in 30 something years.

Yeah, apart from today.

No contact means no cheating.

So nice loophole.

Oh, my God.

You are just like Karen.

Fucking certainty of youth.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Good night.

Hey, did the...

did the Swedes end up buying the, eh...

the giant paintings of the three nudie women?

The big mad triptych in the living room?

They sure did.

You know they paid the guts of 20 grand for them?

What? Yeah.

Can I see them, like?

♪ DRONING MUSIC ♪

Sure.

Ah lads.

If I wanted a view like that,

I'd go out to the nudie beach by the airport.

(CHUCKLES) Not sure I'd want it hanging on my actual wall.

You know?

Where'd you get this?

Some of the guys did a booze run to the local hypermarket.

Zero possibility this is from a hypermarket.

That's a 300 euro bottle, okay?

Great. (LAUGHS)

LAUGHS

Eh... someone there?

I-I don't think so.

Oh, God.

DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE

Follow me. Okay.

Right, you got the son's room.

Magnus, I think.

Tried to go pro last year, fell off a scooter broke his collarbone.

Poor fucking eejit.

Big though, isn't it? Yeah, I know.

I think they felt sorry for me. (CHUCKLES)

Why so?

I'll tell you another time.

Okay, so I don't think I should be in here.

Well, I thought it was grand if you didn't do anything.

So don't.

Do anything.

Here.

Now, unburden yourself.

You're giving away your daughter this week.

How are the nerves?

Shredded.

Not to mention my wallet.

So there is something I'd like to get your take on.

Karen,

she found, um...

Grindr on my phone the night before we came over.

But I thought you'd never been unfaithful.

Well, I only ever chat.

I look at the photographs.

I window shop. Okay.

So Karen has given me until after

the wedding to say something to Sandra, or she will.

She's fucking 14, for the love of God.

Wait, so what's the plan?

Well, so far, I've come up with, give her money to keep the secret.

My God, bribery? Kids love money.

Well, that will lose you to her as a father and a role model forever.

I'd love to hear a better idea if you got one.

Do you want to be married?

I don't understand the question.

You don't understand the alternative.

Of course, I want to be married.

To your wife, you love your wife?

Okay, then.

And she doesn't know...

about this other side?

There is no other side.

Jerry.

Okay.

No, she doesn't.

I mean, maybe she suspects, but...

I mean, there's not much going on in the bedroom.

But that's normal enough, right? Isn't it?

I'm the wrong person to be asking.

Yeah.

I'm stuck.

I feel a duty of care towards her.

Sandra does not strike me as a vulnerable person.

Well, maybe it helps you to think of her that way.

How does that help me?

We all want to feel wanted.

It's good for our self-esteem.

Tell her there's more to you.

Let her in.

You might be surprised by her reaction.

And you don't know what you don't know about her.

I should go.

If that's... if that's what you want.

(SIGHS)

Do you know what you want?

♪ PLAYFUL MUSIC ♪

Fucking hell, Mr. Byrne.

Yeah.

Mm.

GASPS, SIGHS

MOANS

MOANS

SIGHS

SIGHS

Sorry.

That was a bit sudden.

It's a sprint, not a marathon.

Twice in a day.

That hasn't happened me since the Brian Cowen years.

I have no idea who that is.

Do you smoke weed?

Do I what? No.

You do this all the time.

Smoke weed?

Seduce straight old married men.

Is anyone in this room straight?

Is that your kink, though?

Mm.

Daddies are so fucking hot.

And before you ask, not all fathers are daddys.

Were you serious about what you said before?

That you'd never been with a man?

And if you have just broken the golden rule, how does it feel?

I feel awful.

I know what that's like.

That's no bike crash.

I was attacked.

Oh, God.

Was it a gay thing?

I don't know what that means.

Were you coming out of a gay bar in town or something?

Would that have made sense to you?

No.

Well I wasn't.

I just mean, was it a gay bashing?

It's hard to say, isn't it?

I'm gay and I was bashed, so draw your own conclusions.

I'm not trying to pick a fight.

It seems like you're asking me if I deserve this.

I'm just interested in the details.

Who these lads were.

Why they would do something like this.

The world is mad, Jerry.

People are angry. Atoms collide.

And married men fall into bed with younger gays.

What can I tell you?

So it was totally random?

It wasn't random, no. Okay.

It's not a good story.

Well, if it wasn't random, then what was it?

It doesn't matter. It's ancient history.

It must have been recent enough for those bruises.

Don't worry about it.

SIGHS ♪ GENTLE MUSIC ♪

Ooh.

♪ ♪

SIGHS

DISTANT ROWDY CHATTER

(QUIETLY) Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

♪ TENSE ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪

I told you, Sleeping Beauty.

How did he get this fucking massive room anyway?

He doesn't play golf.

♪ ♪

Fuck.

FATHER SANDOVAL: Nobody in this town would break into a church.

Local people wouldn't do that.

VINCENT: And the priest would?

I'm saying, Father, that the coincidence is great.

On the day after you pay me 1,700 euros in cash,

that same amount of money is stolen from the drawer in the sacristy.

And then I come to you and you look like a man in crisis,

a man who has stooped to a new low.

What should I think?

You should think it's an unhappy coincidence

and not accuse a fellow priest of robbery.

It gives me no pleasure.

Yes, me neither.

I haven't yet reported the robbery to the police.

Well, maybe you should.

You want that?

I want you to have peace of mind...

(CLEARS THROAT) Don't mind me.

♪ PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪

I'll let myself out.

Is everything okay?

Yes, yes. Everything's fine.

Nothing to worry about.

You're sure?

I'm a little preoccupied today, if you don't mind.

I don't mind, no.

But we have to remember what's important here.

It's a big week for the Byrnes, Father.

Important to keep a secret every now and then, wouldn't you say?

Morning, Jerry.

Hello.

Did you have fun last night?

Please keep your voice down.

Everyone in this place knows me.

I just asked if you had a good night last night.

You asked in a way.

You can't ask me that in here, in that way.

Wait.

Okay?

I told you about my situation.

You tell me about your situation, and then 10 minutes later,

you had my dick in your mouth.

(SCOFFS) God, keep your voice down.

I don't know you.

You don't know me.

There's no us.

That's it.

Okay.

That's it? Mm-hmm.

♪ DRONING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪

Up you. We've a lunch.

We do?

Sandra Byrne wants us at her house for a bite to eat in a chat.

You me, Claire, Margot - chosen few.

I don't think I'll make that.

She specifically asked for us.

We're her favourites.

Why don't you go?

I'm feeling like a lazy day here.

No, sorry. There's no way I'm going on my own.

And for any of us to go with the girls is straight up rude.

So up you fucking get.

KAREN: Dad's playing golf, by the way.

It's just mum. And me and Elodie.

Come on, lunch outside.

Now, my favourite little coterie of people.

We may see Jerry passing.

One of his balls might even land in your salad.

Now!

CLAIRE: I think I'm an artist because of my social class.

I think you have to be an outsider in some way.

I think growing up working class, I always felt on the margins.

You're from Glasnevin.

Your dad's an engineer.

The middle.

Yeah, the most reviled place to be.

You know, middle-aged, middle-class, middle of the road.

But people think that people in the middle stand for nothing.

But if you take the middle away,

what are you left with?

A world of extremes.

Someone should make art about that.

A monument to the Irish middle class

plonked on a roundabout near a golf course in Spain.

Exactly.

Yeah, I mean, what Niamh doesn't want to acknowledge

is that I have an eye.

She's up to her neck and wedding planners and colour charts

and won't let me do a tapping.

I suppose you should be grateful.

She let you pick the priest? She did, yeah.

Poor Father Vincent. He was a no-show last night.

Poor Father Vincent is a mad yoke.

He was dive-bombing in the pool the first night,

and he's really been on it with the booze.

Elodie, do you like it here?

It's beautiful, and it doesn't rain.

Elodie hates the rain.

Why, does it not rain in France? Well, it does, of course,

but she's just spent the last three weeks in Ireland.

She's still recovering from that particular trauma.

What was it like growing up gay in Ireland?

Karen, no, you can't just ask that.

It's always hard to be different,

but it's not as hard for me as it was for the previous generation.

Anyone I think that the age of us who grew up gay in the '80s

has it way worse than us.

I have gay friends, trans, and non-binary friends

in my class, and LIKE nobody cares.

I wouldn't say nobody cares, but yes, I'm very glad to hear.

Nobody cares.

No one our age cares. Like who cares?

I think, well, for us, being trans or gay when we were

in school, that was inconceivable to us growing up.

How'd you get your black eye?

SANDRA: Karen, you can't ask that.

He was in a bike accident.

He was in a bike accident. Okay?

No, actually, he wasn't.

I am a teacher, or was a teacher.

I'm on leave now,

but I was beaten up by some of the students that I teach,

kids around your age.

I was beaten up by them because I'm gay.

Four of them catfished me on social media

with a picture of another man.

They met me in Dublin City Centre,

and they attacked me.

They wore masks, but I recognised two of them,

one because of his smell

and the other because he had this pair of trainers.

He used to always brag about being limited edition,

and the other two came forward,

confessed the following day.

I'd been having problems with all four of them in the weeks before.

Just disciplinary attendance problems.

But it's a tough school.

May I use your bathroom?

Of course.

Yeah, just there, to the left.

First door, the left.

Can't miss it.

♪ OMINOUS MUSIC ♪

KAREN: So I think the fact that you like the fish croquettes is like...

Like, sometimes. It's not...

Found it okay?

Absolutely.

FORE!

Jesus, it's like the Somme.

CLAIRE: It's exactly like the song.

♪ LIVELY DANCE MUSIC ♪

Cormac!

(WHISPERED) Cormac.

Cormac...

Everyone's asleep.

You fucking ruined me.

What are you talking about?

I can't get back again.

Have you lost your keys or something?

Oh, I can't go back.

Back to my life.

You blame me for that?

You told me to never speak to you again.

You said, do I know what I want?

And I know what I want.

Come up then.

No. No?

Just two minutes.

Two minutes. Just two minutes.

♪ Would you care to stay till sunrise?

♪ It's completely your decision.

♪ It's just that going home is such a ride, such a ride.

♪ Going home is such a ride.

♪ Going home is such a ride.

♪ Going home is such a lone, lonely ride

MOANING

Nothing but trouble in these bunkers.

♪ Would you hang your denim jacket?

GRUNTING

Oh Jesus. God. You fucking love it.

Yeah, I fucking do.

♪ Would you mind if I leave on a light?

♪ Would you mind, f it isn't too bright?

♪ Now I need the window open.

♪ So if you happen to get chilly, there's this coverlet my cousin

♪ hand-crocheted, hand-crocheted.

♪ Do you mind if the edges are frayed?

♪ Would you like to unfasten my braid?

♪ Shall I make you in the morning a cup of homemade coffee?

♪ I will sweeten it with honey and with cream.

♪ When you sleep, do you have dreams?

Subtitling RTÉ 2026.

♪ Oh, God, the mirror's cracked... ♪