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There must be some spell
I can say to undo all this.
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Eli: You have to Bury it deep
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below the place
your journey began.
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Just keep on breathing, okay?
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I've been wanting to, uh, um...
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Get closer to you?
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- Well, hey there.
- Hello.
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Heather:
So, are you two together or...
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No.
He's got a girlfriend, though.
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- Aah!
- No!
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Amanda. What the hell happened?
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Your hand... it grew another you.
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Looking for me?
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Both: Time...
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Die.
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- What the fuck...
- Is going on?
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Oh!
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Son of a bitch!
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Kelly: Holy shit.
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Two ashes?
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Easy, kids.
No need to jump the gun here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't shoot the wrong guy, dummies.
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Oh, ho!
You buying this shiny turd?
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This is the guy
who killed Fisher.
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Come on, take him out.
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I did not.
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That guy killed Fisher.
Take him down.
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Of course he's going to say that.
He's a murderer.
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Pablo, amigo, just kill the guy
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and I'll get you a pifiata
or whatever.
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- Subtle racism.
- But not that subtle.
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Hey, hey, hey.
I'm a racist, too.
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Asian babies creep me out.
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But unlike Mr. Imposter here,
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I know stuff about your past.
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Stuff that only you told me.
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Pablo, until you were nine,
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your best friend was a kitty cat.
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Notorious c.A.T.
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Anybody can figure that crap out.
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Kelly, when you were
in junior high school,
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you told me you busted
a stained glass window of a church.
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By accident.
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Then you punched
a nun in the face. Ha ha.
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She was being so dramatic
about that stained glass.
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And she hit me first.
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Okay, look, just shoot us both.
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What?
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Yeah, it's the only way.
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That way, this asswipe is dead
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and I don't have to deal
with this horseshit anymore.
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Come on.
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- All right.
- Oh. Oh, no. No, no.
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Okay, how'd you know
it was really me?
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Well, first off, you're racist,
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but not against asians.
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Well, why would I be?
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They give such
incredible massages
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with those teeny hands.
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Also, you tried to take
the easy way out.
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Total ash move.
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What? Come on.
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The only person you're willing
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to lay down and die for is you.
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Well, that's because
I'm very important to me.
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Yeah, we definitely shot
the right one.
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I'm reconsidering.
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Still...
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I might have given
my life for her.
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God, we would have made
such a handsome couple.
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So, how did that happen?
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Ash: My asshole hand.
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It came back, grew another me.
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Same shit, different day.
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Things were going fine
with Amanda, too,
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but that went south
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all because of
that goddamned book.
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No disrespect,
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you were the one
who read from it.
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No disrespect, Kelly,
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if you live in the past,
you hurt the future.
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Now, this book has
some freaky weird power.
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The sooner it's six feet under,
the better.
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First we got to deal
with these bodies.
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We can't have hot and sexy
coming back to ruin our day.
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And I say that
with all due respect to her.
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Well, brains before beauty.
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Brad: Hello?
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Pablo: Aw, shit.
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We got company.
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Happy campers coming at you.
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Hello?
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Uh, hey.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Brad got us lost.
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Brad: It wasn't my fault.
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The trees, they, uh...
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You know, it's like the trail map
just stopped making sense.
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Can we crash here, maybe?
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In this tiny cabin?
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No, no, no.
The three of us here,
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we kind of fill it up to capacity.
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Plus, there's
a few dead bodies in there.
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Dead animal bodies.
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Right, because maybe
we're veterinarians.
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Really bad ones.
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We specialize in
a very radical form of surgery.
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Or we're just hunters.
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I think the point is
there's no room at the inn,
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so you guys might just
have to beat it. Sorry.
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But maybe we could just camp
in the front yard?
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Can you give us a second?
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Okay, look,
there is no way in hell
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they're going to stay here,
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'cause they're
going to get possessed,
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then they're going to be
on the night train to killadelphia.
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With stops in chokelahoma city
and die-ami.
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- Nice.
- I thought you'd like that.
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Oh, hey, sorry
to break up your moment,
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but we can't just send them
back into the woods.
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Who knows
what else is out there?
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It's a hell of a lot safer
out there than here.
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And you're just worried
about the little sister.
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Brad: Chainsaw...
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Yeah, I am.
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Her name's Heather
and she's super cute.
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I don't know
much else about her.
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That's all you have to know.
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Okay, look, you two
are going to take them
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the back way to elk rapids.
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Man, what back way?
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There's a trail right up
behind the cabin,
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goes to civilization.
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Then get your asses back here
because I need you.
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In the meantime, some of us
have to slice and dice.
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Good luck.
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So, change of plans.
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It's cool of you guys to show us
the way out of here.
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Oh, yeah, well,
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anything to get out of a house
of dead animals, right?
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Listen, I know you're not hunters
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or veterinarians.
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Not normal ones, anyway.
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What are you guys up to?
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What? Uh...
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We're getting you
and your family to elk rapids.
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Okay, fine, it's a secret.
You know what?
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If you didn't have a girlfriend,
I'd find a way to get it out of you.
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Whoa.
What do you mean, "girlfriend"?
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Well, I heard you were
seeing someone.
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From who?
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From... from her.
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Is it serious?
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I'm not sure.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Chopping up my evil clone.
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Maybe someday that'll feel weird.
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I just the two of us I
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I we can make it if we try I
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I just the two of us I
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I just the two of us I
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I just the two of us I
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j' building castles in the sky I
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I just the two of us I
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I you and I... j'
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Maybe I should
mount this on the wall.
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- Ash!
- Fuck me.
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To Bury me is a mistake.
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No, we are not having
this conversation.
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You should use me.
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No. I already did that dance.
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Made my life a living hell.
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Only because
you're trying to fight me.
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Stop fighting. Admit it!
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You're not all good, either.
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Be smart for once. Use me.
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No. You're taking a dirt nap.
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Ash, if you Bury me,
you stop being a Superman
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and go back
to being a stock boy.
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- No.
- Yes!
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Nope. Not this guy.
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I've got possibilities.
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Book: To do what?
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Have a family? Become president?
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Get rich?
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None of that's
ever going to happen.
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I'm what makes you special.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Play's over, Shakespeare.
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Amanda, I'm sorry
for what I must do to you.
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I promise I'll be a gentleman
and respect your modesty
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while I cut you
into small pieces.
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Well, maybe just one last
little peek at those...
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Shit.
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Amanda?
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Brad: You know what?
I like the forest in the fog.
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It kind of glows.
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Yeah, day or night,
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there's always something
beautiful out here,
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even if it's hard
for some people to see it.
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Hey, I voted
for lake havasu, okay?
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So, heatherjust told me
that I got a girlfriend?
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That's weird.
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Yeah.
She said you told her that.
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- I did.
- Why?
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I don't think
she's good enough for you.
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What's wrong with her?
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Come on, you know
how crazy girls can be.
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Yeah. I'm learning.
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Look, Pablo, I'm sorry, okay?
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But it's not a good idea
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to get involved
with someone right now.
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What? Why?
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Because life expectancy
is real short out here.
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Brad: Just enjoy the view.
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And I don't want to
have to deal with that aftermath.
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Neither should you.
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That's not how I want to live.
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Oh, my god.
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- Watch out. Stay back.
- What is it? What is it?
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It was just a...
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- Raccoon.
- Eew.
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Brad: Guys? Guys? What the hell?
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You know, it makes
for real good eating.
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I've never heard that before.
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Oh, yeah.
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Makes a real robust
and savory stew.
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We should keep moving.
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Come on.
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Brad: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa! Hang on! Hang on!
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Let's look before we leap
this time, huh?
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Get out of the way, Brad.
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Excuse me, but my husband
works in forestry,
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and I think you should
listen to him.
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He needs to stand clear
of the trees, all right?
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Why? So you can shoot
another innocent animal?
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Hello, pussies!
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Ash was supposed to chop you up!
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Guess he can't do anything right.
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Brad: No!
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Don't! Stop! Stop!
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Amanda: Ha ha! Ha ha!
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- Ha ha!
- Holy shit! Shit!
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Kelly: Oh, my god!
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- Pablo: Oh, shit.
- Oh, god.
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- Aah!
- Oh, my god!
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- Put him down!
- Aah!
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Aah! Shit!
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Drop him!
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Why? Is that what ash
would want you to do?
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- Heather: Oh, god.
- Hello! I'm Pablo.
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I do whatever
ash wants me to do.
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Oh, oh! Hi, I'm Kelly!
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I do whatever
ash wants me to do, too.
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Hello, Kelly. Do you love me?
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'Cause I love you. Ha ha ha!
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I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you!
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- Ha ha!
- Shut up!
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00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,864
- Shut up!
- Aah!
261
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,210
Ha ha!
262
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,923
- Get it off!
- Aah!
263
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,925
Ha ha ha!
264
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,469
You're next, hot stuff.
265
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,262
Leave her alone!
266
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,672
Ahh.
267
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,649
Mmm.
268
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,318
Before you die,
I want you to know
269
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,654
there is no heaven.
270
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,067
I'm going to peel the skin off
your pretty little face!
271
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,661
Get away from her!
272
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,712
Oh!
273
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,674
It's time your loyalty
to ash got rewarded.
274
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,529
Amanda.
275
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,365
Ruby.
276
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,700
Ash did this to me.
277
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,537
Don't trust her! She's lying!
278
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,038
The truth.
279
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,882
The truth is...
280
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,220
We can still be together
if you want.
281
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,555
Well, I'd like that.
282
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,226
But our time has not yet come.
283
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,071
Ow!
284
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,743
Did you really have to do that?
285
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,746
Amateurs.
286
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,040
Who the hell is that?
287
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,043
I... my... my leg.
288
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,764
I'm almost done.
289
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,975
This isn't real.
It can't be happening.
290
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,268
I wish you were right.
291
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,104
Ruby: Better tell goldilocks
to shut her baby blues.
292
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:06,984
This fairy tale's
about to get real bloody.
293
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,654
Oh, jeez. Just stop it.
What are you doing?
294
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,822
Pablo: It's okay. Listen.
295
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,829
We got to chop 'em up...
296
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,077
Or else they could come back
as something much worse.
297
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,788
Nothing is worse than this.
298
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,542
Trust me.
Everything is worse than this.
299
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,126
Ruby: Tough little bugger.
300
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,921
So who the hell are you
and what do you want with ash?
301
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,631
I'm the one
who's going to stop him
302
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,967
turning more people
into monsters.
303
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,635
What the hell are you
talking about?
304
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,279
Ash doesn't turn anyone
into monsters.
305
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,489
He fights them.
306
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,808
Yeah, he's the only one
standing in their way.
307
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:39,976
And me, too.
308
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,978
I stand in their way
all the time.
309
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,981
Oh, yeah,
he fights them, all right.
310
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,483
He's still got that book,
hasn't he?
311
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,818
The necronomicon?
312
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,279
Because, you know, that...
313
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:55,491
That is at the root
of all this trouble.
314
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:59,662
Listen,
Amanda was my friend, too.
315
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:05,501
It doesn't matter
what ash's intentions are.
316
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:12,383
As long as he's got that book...
317
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:16,012
A trail of dead bodies
is going to follow.
318
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,394
So take me to him.
319
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,227
Ash: Whoa!
320
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,896
Why the hell
are you on this property?
321
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,857
And where's the book
you stole from my family?
322
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,901
Easy, Nancy drew.
323
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,668
The hell you guys doing?
Selling tickets?
324
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,739
She's a knowby,
and she saved us from Fisher.
325
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,741
Well, not all of us.
326
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,410
Okay. All right.
327
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,788
Well, number one, it's my book.
Has been for 30 years.
328
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,748
Number two,
I'm on your damn property
329
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,334
because I'm here to save
a little something I call earth.
330
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,088
You know what I've been doing
these past 30 years?
331
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,090
Cleaning up your messes
so they don't destroy
332
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,093
a giant thing
that everyone calls the earth.
333
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,471
And what have you accomplished
in all these years?
334
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,600
You put a chainsaw
on your stump?
335
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,018
Congratulations.
336
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,104
You know, it's a lot harder
than it looks.
337
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,470
Name one other person you know
338
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,148
that has a functioning
chainsaw arm.
339
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,692
Ruby: This has to stop.
340
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,402
You've got the necronomicon
341
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,754
and you need to give it to me.
342
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,947
- So where is it?
- None of your beeswax.
343
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,257
I will tell you this, though.
344
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,717
Pretty soon it's going to be
six feet under.
345
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,785
- Oh, you're going to Bury it?
- Bet your bippy.
346
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,121
I found that out
during a drug-fueled trip.
347
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,123
So your entire plan
to save the world
348
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,749
comes courtesy of a bong hit?
349
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,128
No. I didn't smoke the drug, lady.
I drank the drug,
350
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,964
which gave my mind
a backstage pass to the reality show.
351
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,632
I'm going to Bury it
in the basement,
352
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,039
then I can finally say to evil,
353
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,654
"hey, evil,
why don't you eat my butt?"
354
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,804
Wonderful imagery.
355
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,181
But it won't work
if you just Bury the book.
356
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,975
That's what my vision says.
357
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,476
Then your vision is stupid.
358
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,146
Yeah, you're right.
It is kind of stupid.
359
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,982
Almost as stupid
as your stupid face.
360
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,070
You say one more dumb thing...
361
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,322
I'm going to say
a lot of dumb things.
362
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,578
That didn't work.
363
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,830
Okay! Okay, kids! Break it up.
364
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,833
All right, just everyone
take a deep breath, okay?
365
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,503
Look, if the book
is just buried like before,
366
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,340
then some other fool like you
can come along and use it.
367
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,301
For the necronomicon
to be laid to rest,
368
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,344
it has to be dismantled.
369
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,389
- Destroyed.
- Impossible. Tried it.
370
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,267
With what? Your peashooter
and your power saw?
371
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,020
Don't talk bad
about moe and Larry here.
372
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,230
They've served me
very well over the years.
373
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,192
Sure, they can kill the body
that evil inhabits,
374
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,527
but that spirit just
keeps coming back, doesn't it?
375
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,198
- Maybe.
- Yeah.
376
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,244
You see, the book and the evil
that surrounds it
377
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,535
really aren't affected by
such things.
378
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,204
No, you got to use...
379
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,874
- The kandarian dagger.
- I know what that is.
380
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,710
Yeah, so why don't you
show me the book
381
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,128
and we'll finally end this?
382
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,714
I got to talk to my peeps.
383
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,136
All right, guys,
what do you think?
384
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,056
Okay, well,
she did save our lives,
385
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,623
and I think she smells
kind of nice.
386
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,535
Although I haven't showered
in a really long time,
387
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,745
so I'm probably
not the best judge.
388
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,062
Kelly: I don't know.
389
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,898
I mean, if I've learned
anything from you, ash,
390
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,067
it's that if something seems
too good to be true,
391
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,069
it probably is.
392
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,071
And also,
she doesn't smell that nice.
393
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,406
Man, making decisions
is so hard.
394
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,075
Let's look on the bright side.
395
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,743
We're balls deep in this shit.
396
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,703
There's nowhere to go but up.
397
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,413
Yeah, up shit's creek.
398
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,374
Without a paddle.
399
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:28,597
Okay, you have to use
the kandarian dagger
400
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,266
to deface the book.
401
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,436
Literally.
Rip the face off the binding.
402
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,439
And once you start,
you cannot stop,
403
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,886
no matter how difficult it gets.
404
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,610
Don't stop till
the face-lift is done.
405
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,279
Got it.
406
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,114
Okay, book,
this is going to hurt you
407
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,758
a lot more than
it's going to hurt me.
408
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,451
Ash!
409
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,429
Yeah, I forgot to mention
410
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,213
this thing has become
quite the chatty Cathy.
411
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:56,375
Not for long.
412
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,794
Ash!
413
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:08,971
Please!
414
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,806
Sto...
415
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:35,664
Oh, Jesus.
416
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,166
Whew.
417
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,502
Okay. Now what?
418
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,254
Now present the book to me.
419
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,840
Then the power
of ownership will be mine
420
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,550
and the ritual will be complete.
421
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,844
Sounds simple enough.
422
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:54,475
What's wrong?
423
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:56,977
Uh, nothing.
424
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,187
Then why'd you stop?
425
00:23:58,354 --> 00:23:59,497
Well, I don't know. It just...
426
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,921
Should I say
good-bye to it or what?
427
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,942
With the book defaced,
time is of the essence.
428
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,111
Yeah, yeah, I got that.
But after all we've been through?
429
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,696
Ash...
430
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:11,367
You have carried this burden
for 30 years.
431
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,036
Isn't it time you let
someone else take the load?
432
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,372
Just let her take your load, jefe.
433
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,040
Just finish it.
434
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,883
Okay. Fine.
435
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,052
Sure. Yeah, take it.
436
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,767
Chorzem, kumaarizma,
437
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,689
uwarizim aratta...
438
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,904
Fa raga shi ta,
439
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,573
iucera gai suckra...
440
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:56,245
Ishtar dumuzi,
441
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:57,746
akah mannah!
442
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,884
I don't think I like this.
443
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,469
Vara ashitar,
444
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:17,433
bara anasa iktanar.
445
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:20,269
Whede sighonor haratar!
446
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:32,656
What's happening?
447
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,645
There's something fishy
with that book.
448
00:25:56,221 --> 00:26:00,976
Sherbo iivarnar!
449
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,648
- Pablo!
- Aah!
450
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,192
- Oh!
- Pablo!
451
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,197
Pablo!
452
00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,741
Aah!
453
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,659
- Help me!
- Oh, my god!
454
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,204
Oh, my god! Get it off him!
455
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:23,332
- Ruby, give me that book.
- Kan draw, ecru em, finitum!
456
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,834
You have no idea
what you're doing!
457
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,632
Kelly: Ash!
458
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,676
Kelly: Do something!
459
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,513
- Heather: Help him!
- Kelly: Help me!
460
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,681
Of course I know what I'm doing.
461
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,935
I wrote this book.
462
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,853
Kelly: Pablo!
463
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,694
I if they asked me I
464
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,364
j' I could write a book I
465
00:26:57,199 --> 00:27:01,703
I about the way you walk
and whisper j“
466
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,205
I and look I
467
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:09,711
j' I could write a preface j'
468
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:13,132
j' on how we met I
469
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:19,054
I so the world
would never forget... j'
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