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So, we're really doing this, huh?
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- Right now?
- Yup.
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Okay, we got to present this properly.
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- Where should I go?
- Come to the right.
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- To the right?
- Come on.
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Okay?
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Hi, my name is...
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Hi. My name is David Raskin
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and I'm applying for
the MIT Physics Fellowship.
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What I've developed
is an intelligent propulsion experiment
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which allows me to...
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I think I'm getting into that too early.
I should talk about them more, right?
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I first became interested
in the sciences...
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No, that was not the way to start.
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- What if I walk at you like...
- Can you just go?
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All right, watch.
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Hi. My name is David Raskin.
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Take it down,
like, four notches, Seacrest.
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- What?
- Come on!
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I'd like to introduce you to my engineers,
Adam Le and Quinn Goldberg,
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and it's my sister, Christina Raskin,
behind the camera.
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- Would you not... Hold on one second.
- I'll hold it so you can point...
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Dude, you're distracting him.
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- What if it looks like you built it?
- Close your eyes.
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No, it's not gonna look like I built it.
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All right. Like that?
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Let's put this up, Chris.
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Okay, the smartphone's
connected to the Wi-Fi. Ready.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Beginning to lift the craft.
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Take the controller.
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I want you to notice
these marks on my fingers.
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All right, cutting off power now.
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Dude, you're getting into MIT!
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These marks on my hand are read
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by the modified motion sensor
on the computer.
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It allows my hands to
manipulate this craft
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with uncanny precision.
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That's nuts!
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The motion sensors are routed
through my smart phone
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with an 802.11 g,
64 gigahertz wireless.
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Chris, watch out. Coming your way.
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- Ta-da!
- Yes!
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All right, let's take this thing
to its max altitude!
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Come on, let's go!
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- Oh, shit!
- Grab the computer.
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Go, go, go!
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Okay, so, unlike other static systems,
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my algorithm tracks gestures
while the operator is moving.
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Elevation, 140. 151, David. 170!
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It should
have a vertical reach of about 250 feet.
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What is that? Is that my phone?
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David, I think I lost signal.
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- What do you mean you lost signal?
- The call's interrupting the Wi-Fi.
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Who could possibly
be calling you right now?
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- Everyone you know is standing right here!
- It's not connecting, David.
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Guys, it's not responding!
It's not responding.
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I don't see it anymore!
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It's gone. It's dropping!
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- Guys, run!
- Which way do I go?
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- Which way?
- Go! Quinn, run!
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Oh, shit!
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The experiment was a complete success.
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Thank you for your consideration, MIT.
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Christina, I need you
to put that laundry away.
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Yes. I will do it later, I promise.
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David's daily ritual.
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Checking for the letter, day 37.
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Quinn. Yeah, it came.
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No, I don't know if I got in yet,
but it's really... It's big.
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All right, well, come over then.
Come on!
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Go show her. David, go show her.
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Christina, I need you to
put that laundry away.
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Yeah, I will.
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And I'm not gonna tell you again. Good.
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- Can you see this stain here?
- No, Mom...
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- I got two job interviews today.
- Mom, look, look. It came.
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Oh, my God!
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Christina, give me that.
It's a family moment.
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Wait for me, wait for me!
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I'm growing a beard, David. Open it.
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- Shut up.
- Christina, be more supportive.
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Okay, I want you to listen.
I want you to know whatever happens...
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Oh, my God.
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- David...
- Shut up.
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You shut up.
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"On behalf of the admissions committee,
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"we're delighted to inform you
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"that you have been admitted
to the MIT class of 2018."
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- Congratulations!
- Yay!
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Yo, Adam, she didn't get into anything.
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We're celebrating, right?
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You know,
your father would be so proud of you.
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Dude!
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David?
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What's the matter?
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"We've reviewed your request
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"and we're pleased to award you
$5,000 in financial aid."
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What?
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Wait! What about the other $40,000?
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Mom, how are you gonna afford that?
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- Look, dude, let me see that.
- Please, turn that off.
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God, dude, look at those.
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Perfect little tree trunks.
Those legs are like...
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Good job, David.
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- Sorry to hear about MIT.
- Yes, sir.
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I also didn't get a scholarship to MIT,
Dr. Lou.
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Also didn't sprout wings and fly.
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- Still a few scholarships left, David.
- I'll look into those, sir. Thank you.
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Yo, just pretend it's not me.
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If you could say one thing to MIT,
what would it be?
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This is stupid.
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Wrong answer, dude. You know what?
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- Maybe you don't want to go.
- I do wanna go.
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Dude, I think these nuggets were
frozen before Obama was elected.
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David, prove it.
Prove that you wanna go.
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How am I gonna prove
that I wanna go to MIT?
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How about for a free ride, every day,
your mom shows up
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and publicly hands you
your fungal medication?
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Only if your mom does the application.
You know what I mean?
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- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah.
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What if MIT was like,
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"Go up to Sarah Nathan
and just start making out with her."
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Why would MIT want me
to make out with people?
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Because MIT believes
in bold risk takers.
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I take risks. I'm a risk taker.
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Yeah. Name one risk you took.
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- Right now.
- Exactly.
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That's not... That's too big.
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This is what I'm saying, dude,
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if I had your brain and bone structure,
I would be unstoppable.
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I mean, aren't you sick
of having sex with your hand?
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- What?
- I'm sorry.
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He sniffs Sharpies. You drug addict.
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You totally are stupid, dude.
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Hey, look.
Hey, hey, dude, check this out.
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Bam.
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- Hey, that's cool.
- Right?
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Well, you see, that's my problem.
I can't get the UIs to interact.
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You got to put the L2 cache
in ad hoc mode.
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Obviously...
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my God, Jessie Pierce.
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Dude, I would literally give away all my
earthly possessions for one date with her.
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What, are you gonna give her your Xbox
and a coupon at Chipotle?
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Will you please get in the car?
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Bye, guys, see you later.
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- Chris, come on!
- Coming!
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Look at the bright side, David,
you're gonna have so much free time now.
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Hey, Jessie, what are you doing tonight?
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- David wants to take you out!
- You're such an idiot.
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- Dude, I'm hooking you up.
- Shut up, Quinn.
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Yo, keep it up, ladies!
You know, you wouldn't...
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David, what the shit, man?
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- Why do you drive this car?
- So embarrassing.
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- This is the best part of my day.
- One day, this car is going to kill us.
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Don't let them see me.
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Yo, relax! It's a classic!
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C'mon. Just move that piece of shit!
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I think it's my starter relay.
Give me that Leatherman, please.
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Well, actually, I believe it's
the fuselage valve, but what do I know?
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You're confusing my car
with an airplane, but...
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David, you got this?
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Yeah, no, I got it.
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- Please tell me you got it working.
- Come on, come on, come on.
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Dude, if you want a permanent fix,
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just let me know.
I'll take a look at your car.
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Sure, you're gonna fix my car?
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What the hell is that?
Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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David?
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This doesn't make any sense.
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Mom, goddang.
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The house will pay for MIT,
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and Aunt Chloe says your sister and I
can move into her apartment.
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I can't let you sell this house, Mom.
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There's got to be something
that I can do. I can get a job.
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It's too late for that, David.
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You tried to get a scholarship.
It didn't work.
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Well, none of this
would have happened if...
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David. Come on.
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I'm sorry.
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I miss your father, too.
But he would have wanted this.
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You're just as smart as him, you know.
I'm not gonna let that go to waste.
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Okay.
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It is what it is, David.
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There's nothing you can
do about it now.
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What are you, sulking?
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God! You scared the shit out of me.
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I'm not sulking.
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Dude, you should be happy.
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You're getting what you wanted.
I'm the one who's getting screwed.
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This isn't what I wanted, Chris.
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I remember this thing.
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I'm trying to solve this, okay?
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How are you solving this
in the creepy attic?
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It's dumb. You know,
there's this one last scholarship
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where I have to submit a proposal
for an experiment
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and I thought maybe if I got it,
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Mom wouldn't have to sell the house.
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Dad must have a million ideas
lying around up here.
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I don't know, Chris.
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I mean, I thought there'd be something
up here. I can't find anything I can use.
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Hey, what is this?
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When did we get a video camera?
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That's Dad's old camera, yeah.
Remember that?
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Yeah.
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Hey, look, it still works.
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- Really?
- Wow. Yeah.
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- Let me see.
- Check it out.
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That's my seventh birthday.
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I guess it makes sense
that's the last thing
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- he would have filmed, right.
- Fuck.
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Quinn, I'm telling you,
I'm looking at it right now.
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You were a chubby kid.
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Come here.
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No, I mean, it's weird to hear his voice
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for the first time, like,
after all these years.
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- Are you getting this?
- Light the last three.
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- What was that?
- Here we go.
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Hold on a sec.
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Nothing, I just saw something
weird in the mirror.
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- Are you getting this?
- Light the last three.
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Holy shit. Quinn, I got to go.
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Chris! Chris, come down here!
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I don't... I don't understand.
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It just is. I got to show
Quinn and Adam.
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There's this footage of me
at my seventh birthday.
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I mean, I was at my seventh birthday.
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- We were all at your seventh birthday.
- No shit.
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No, I know, I know. Here.
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Just... You don't understand.
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Just watch this.
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I still think it's just a glitch
in the camera.
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So right...
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- Wow!
- Right as this lady walks by.
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- Oh, my God, I remember this.
- No, no, no.
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Right as this lady walks by,
look in the mirror...
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Right there, right there!
Did you guys just see that?
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Dude, I was so frickin' cute.
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Dude, I was cute.
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Adam fell off that frigging bike and
it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.
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Am I... Do I exist in the world?
Are you guys even seeing me right now?
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Please, look at this.
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Dude, you're crazy.
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00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,208
Ready, go. Play. I'm ready, I'm ready.
247
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:35,042
Right there. In the mirror.
Look in the mirror.
248
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,811
- Holy shit.
- Holy shit.
249
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,300
Dude, is that... That can't be.
250
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,660
That's me.
251
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,580
David, you are just seeing
what you want to see.
252
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,980
Maybe, I don't know,
someone could have photoshopped it.
253
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,482
Nobody's messed with it.
It's been in my attic for 10 years.
254
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,020
Look, it's obviously like a relative
or something, David.
255
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:06,007
- Family does tend to actually look alike.
- All right. Well, then explain this.
256
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,163
We're wearing the same shirt.
257
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,420
What's with the camera, Chris?
258
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,363
Yeah, isn't it cool? It's my dad's.
259
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,220
That bitch.
260
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,641
What is Sarah Nathan's problem?
She knows I like Justin.
261
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,660
Chris, check this out.
Lollapalooza was so sick.
262
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,220
Lemme see?
263
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,403
I am so jealous.
God, why did I have to miss that?
264
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,060
What is your brother doing?
265
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,740
No offense, Christina,
but that's kind of creepy.
266
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,140
He's just watching a tape of kids.
267
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,380
You don't know...
268
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,740
Let me guess,
you found aliens at your party, too.
269
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,780
Okay, we're gonna be using
some really big words...
270
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,300
David, that's not you.
271
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,580
Okay, no! This is definitely me.
272
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,284
- Maybe.
- Look!
273
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:52,890
That is my T-shirt, that is my backpack
and that is my watch. That's me.
274
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,100
Wait! What's the thing in your hand?
The ballerina thing.
275
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,201
What?
276
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,380
A keychain, I think?
277
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,260
Okay. Everybody, take out your keys.
278
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,300
Maybe it's not you, man.
279
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,444
Shit. Whose stuff is this in my bag?
280
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,580
Wait, wait. This is Jessie Pierce's.
281
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,940
- What?
- Are you serious?
282
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,460
You have a hot chick bag.
You're like a hot chick!
283
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,420
This is what you need to do. Go over there
and pretend like you just don't care.
284
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,249
Throw it at her and be like,
"Yo, here's your shit, Pierce."
285
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,842
- I'm sorry. Have you seen David with girls?
- I'm still right here, Chris. Be nice.
286
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,125
No! I will go give this back to her.
287
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,300
No, no, no. I'm gonna go
and take it back to her, okay.
288
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,500
That's right.
289
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,300
I'm not gonna let my sister
do my bidding.
290
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,060
Man. Man.
Yo, let me smell your breath, though.
291
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,366
What are you gonna say?
292
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,220
Are you trying to
communicate with me telepathically?
293
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,924
Excuse me, I...
294
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,300
I have... I think you have my bag.
I think we switched bags.
295
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,140
Possibly? Looks like.
By the way, my name is...
296
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,540
- David?
- Yeah.
297
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,140
We've gone to school together
for four years.
298
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,180
Yeah.
299
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,487
Did you go through my stuff?
300
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,326
No.
301
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,580
I might have reached in there a little bit
to kinda feel around blindly, but...
302
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,660
Is that why you're wearing my perfume?
303
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,260
Well... I didn't spray that.
That wasn't me.
304
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,260
So other people
went through my stuff, too.
305
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,140
I'm really sorry, okay.
I just came to switch bags with you.
306
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,005
I would never have...
I would never do that.
307
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,641
David?
308
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,122
- Yeah.
- Congrats on MIT.
309
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,881
Thank you.
310
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,180
Dude, David, you've lived here your
whole life. Where are you gonna go?
311
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,700
Quinn, come on, can you stop
talking about it all the time?
312
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,180
Guys, stop arguing
for two seconds, okay.
313
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,860
We need to figure out what
I'm doing on this tape, right?
314
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,020
So... So, I'm over here?
315
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,740
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're back there.
Back there to the right.
316
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,700
Yeah, that's good.
Then somebody crosses frame.
317
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,820
Quinn, go here.
318
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,420
Actually, move the camera
to the left a little.
319
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,260
- Okay.
- And you, back to the right.
320
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,100
That's perfect, that's perfect.
321
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,060
Wait, wait. Split that difference.
322
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,060
There. That's perfect. Don't move.
323
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,500
Right here. So what am I doing?
We're just standing here?
324
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,340
You're doing mad backflips.
325
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,940
Let me check.
326
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,060
It looks like your right hand is reaching
for something. Like, maybe the wall?
327
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,180
Okay.
328
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,820
Wait, no, no, no. Behind the wall.
329
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,340
Yeah.
330
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,420
There's a light switch.
331
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,682
What does that one turn on?
332
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,007
The basement? Let's check.
333
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,051
Down here.
334
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,690
Quinn, turn the lights on.
335
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,842
- This all your dad's stuff?
- Yeah.
336
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,690
Whoa.
337
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,007
Let's do this.
338
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,771
- Are you sure you should touch that?
- Help me out.
339
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,740
We weren't allowed in here.
340
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,220
We're going in today.
341
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,526
Help me out.
342
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,420
- Spooky.
- Quinn!
343
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,420
Jeez! Someone's afraid of the dark.
344
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,045
What are you, 10 years old?
345
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,620
Did you hear that?
346
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,802
Yeah, what was that?
347
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,220
I don't hear it anymore.
Was that the light?
348
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,420
Quinn, keep clicking the lights
on and off.
349
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,090
I thought I heard a sound.
350
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,900
There, there!
351
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,340
Yeah, I hear it, too.
352
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,125
It's like a fricking clicking noise
or something.
353
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,340
Yeah, check over there.
354
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,046
- I don't know where it's coming from.
- Where's it coming from?
355
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,411
Wait, I see something.
Leave the lights on!
356
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,260
Holy shit!
357
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,805
No way.
358
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,325
Goddang!
359
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,420
Wait! Turn the lights back off!
360
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,648
- Why?
- Try this.
361
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,401
It's connected to the light switch.
362
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,929
Oh, my God.
363
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,620
That's the same thing
your dad was holding on the tape.
364
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,085
The case...
365
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,500
Help me out.
366
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,443
- Come on.
- Right here, right here.
367
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,884
What the hell?
368
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,405
Turn them on!
369
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,042
What the hell is that?
370
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,660
- Open it.
- No, you open it.
371
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,445
You need to open it. It's your dad's.
372
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,485
Whoa!
373
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,340
Oh, my God.
374
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,860
Chris, come get this.
Chris, Chris, come here.
375
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,450
I'm getting it.
376
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,005
What?
377
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,084
Whoa.
378
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,371
You getting this, Chris?
379
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,420
What's D-A-R-P-A?
380
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,860
It's DARPA.
381
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,380
It's a classified division of the military.
They work on all kinds of crazy shit.
382
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,540
They invented the Internet,
tried teleportation.
383
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,220
I thought your dad
was in energy research.
384
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,180
Yes, my dad worked for
Eastern Power and Electric.
385
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,169
- I mean...
- Is this it?
386
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,660
Thermomagnetic
accelerator navigation drive?
387
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,380
I don't understand.
This is some sort of a machine, guys.
388
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,900
What, like a computer or something?
389
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,060
No, not a machine.
390
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,801
These schematics use equations
like the theory of relativity.
391
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,005
Engine pressure ratio.
392
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,220
Course deviation indicator?
393
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,561
Longitudinal static stability?
394
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,260
Hydraulic interface module.
395
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,727
Wait, here we go. Project Almanac.
396
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,368
ID number 453-Delta-71?
397
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,780
"Temporal relocation prototype"?
398
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,689
Temporal relocation?
399
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,060
That's... That's impossible.
400
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,620
Any time you guys want to speak English
401
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,340
- so that I can follow.
- Temporal relocation.
402
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,044
What does that mean?
403
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,969
It means time travel.
404
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,044
I mean, that's what that means.
405
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,126
What?
406
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,740
Holy shit!
407
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,260
So you're telling me Dad left
a time machine in the basement?
408
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:36,580
Well... I mean, I guess technically,
he left blueprints, but...
409
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,740
Still...
410
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,300
Slow down for one second, okay.
Let's just all take a beat here.
411
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,740
DARPA designed this.
412
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,401
So it could actually be real, right?
413
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,724
It's possible.
414
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,460
We should try to build it.
415
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,940
You guys, my dad messed
around with a bunch of junk down here.
416
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,340
Why would he hide junk then?
It's in a fricking case in the ground?
417
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,780
Even if it wasn't junk...
418
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,540
Dude, he must have left this for you.
419
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,085
Okay, I know you'd like to think that
420
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,260
my dad left me a time machine,
okay, but...
421
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,091
I think this glass thing is,
like, the heart of the machine.
422
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,765
It runs everything.
423
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,260
David.
424
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,250
Just for a second think about it.
425
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,050
You guys are...
426
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,940
You guys are crazy. We can't build
a time machine in my basement.
427
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,088
I mean, did you see the tape
at your seventh birthday?
428
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,961
I mean, I think we already did build it.
429
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,891
Shit.
430
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,641
Hello.
431
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,730
Sweetie, I got to go.
I got to go. I'm sorry.
432
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,180
Who were you talking to, Dad?
433
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,660
He's just a friend, David.
434
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,460
He's here to fix something.
I won't be gone long.
435
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,891
Promise?
436
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,764
Of course, I promise.
437
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,281
Here.
438
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,565
Time me.
439
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,860
It is February 18th, 2014.
440
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,900
My brother has officially lost his mind.
441
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,288
He genuinely believes
he is building a time machine.
442
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,484
Extension cords,
fuses, relays, power cables.
443
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,580
It's cool you hang out with us.
444
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,045
You guys are my ride home, Adam.
445
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,140
- What happened to your pants?
- Sarah Nathan is a backstabbing bitch.
446
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,340
Okay, so I've got five
1,000-volt DC couplers,
447
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,060
four 70-ohm resistors,
but I just can't find any capacitors.
448
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,100
- Did you check by the couplers?
- What do I look like, an idiot?
449
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,140
Well, you are trying to build
a time machine, David.
450
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,460
We're just trying to turn on
this glass box, okay.
451
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,540
Yeah, yeah, totally.
452
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,008
Hey, excuse me, sir,
but where is your time machine section?
453
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,740
Sorry. Nobody likes her.
454
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,060
We can all agree on something, right?
455
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,660
I mean, you have to kill Hitler.
That's like Time Travel 101.
456
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,900
Naturally, but none
of us even speak German, so...
457
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,401
That's why God
invented Google Translator, David.
458
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,204
- Exactly.
- They didn't have Wi-Fi in 1939.
459
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,180
These are all the batteries
we could afford.
460
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,740
Well, the guys who built
the Hubble Telescope
461
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,660
started out building it in their garage
with parts from Home Depot.
462
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,260
- What time was their curfew?
- What are you doing here?
463
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,408
Just getting a record of you
burning down the house.
464
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,900
What are you doing?
465
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,700
I used to kind of watch Dad
do a lot of this stuff.
466
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,100
This is called stripping wire.
467
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,851
Hey, Quinn, isn't your mom a stripper?
468
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,200
Shut up, dude.
469
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,011
Hey, put the camera down?
I want to teach you.
470
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,100
All right, I think we're all set.
471
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,420
Christina, you may wanna stand back.
472
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,602
We're pumping about 400 volts
into this puppy.
473
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,860
So, what, you plug those things together
and we're gonna go back to the Stone Age?
474
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,660
No. If we can't turn
the glass circuit on,
475
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,888
there's no point in building
the rest of the machine.
476
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,886
I only have one. Sorry, guys.
477
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,245
Let's hit it.
478
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,380
What's happening?
479
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,460
It's supposed to...
480
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,085
I'm not seeing anything.
481
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,140
- Holy shit.
- Crap.
482
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,300
Are you okay?
483
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,980
- What does that even...
- Give me the camera.
484
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,300
Give me the camera.
Look at yourself. Your hair.
485
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,140
- What is it? What?
- Your hair.
486
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,660
- On your head.
- Touch your head!
487
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,300
Oh, my God.
488
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,540
Wow.
489
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,244
Guys, guys, guys!
490
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,603
What the shit?
491
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,726
What's going on? What's it doing?
492
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,020
Is anybody else seeing this?
493
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,646
It's creating electromagnetic energy!
494
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,205
Whoa!
495
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,965
- Whoa!
- Oh, shit!
496
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,406
What the...
497
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,681
It's in my mouth! Dude! Dude!
498
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,140
All the batteries are fried.
499
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,860
This battery flew up and almost hit me.
500
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,201
- Dude, it did hit me.
- Film everything.
501
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,611
From now on, film everything.
502
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,540
I've literally never seen
any inputs like this before.
503
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,020
I mean, it must be a prototype.
504
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,645
Let me see it.
505
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,604
It's DARPA. They have access to
more technology than we do.
506
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,460
Intentional obsolescence.
You've got to love it.
507
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,369
Wow. This is...
508
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,220
We need a graphics processor.
509
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,482
Where the hell do we get one of those?
510
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,180
You owe me a new Xbox, dude.
511
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,220
Okay, you know what, guys?
Just don't talk to me for a while.
512
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,900
When you love something, Quinn,
you have to set it free.
513
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,940
This isn't a joke to me, Christina, okay?
This is my life here.
514
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,180
Right there, right there.
515
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,100
Wow. What the hell is that?
516
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,100
Some kind of navigation program.
517
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,646
I think we can control
the time machine with this.
518
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,900
Okay, so, you're telling me
that thing can run the whole machine?
519
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,780
I thought it called for
a boatload of computers.
520
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,220
No, this was 12 years ago
my dad made the schematics.
521
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,100
They didn't have the technology.
522
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,660
Trust me, welcome to 2014.
523
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,047
This thing is strong enough
to send a rocket to the moon.
524
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,220
You enter the time here,
525
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,100
and you just press
the red button and boom.
526
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,690
- We're Doctor Who.
- Who's Doctor Who?
527
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,820
Dude, I am sorry for every
mean thing I've ever said to you.
528
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,940
- Really?
- Yeah.
529
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,929
- Mean thing today. What he said today.
- Yeah, today.
530
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,820
So, how much longer is this gonna take?
531
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,260
Chris, it's not some
high school textbook, okay.
532
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,260
This is highly classified schematics.
533
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,409
It could take a day, take weeks.
We don't know.
534
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,420
It goes back six weeks, but
535
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,740
we have to split the power
for the return trip,
536
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,491
so it's three weeks in the past,
three weeks back.
537
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,931
If we go further than that,
we're basically stuck there.
538
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,180
What?
539
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,020
We're stuck in the past forever!
540
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,180
Why?
541
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,220
If we go more than three weeks...
I'll tell you later!
542
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,685
Goddang it!
543
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,245
Shit, my Xbox is all tricked out.
544
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,926
That looks good.
545
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,900
That's insane.
546
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,660
You finish with those couplers yet?
547
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,300
Yeah, almost.
548
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,721
Whoa, what the hell, man?
549
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,460
Wait. Are you...
550
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,100
These two wires right here?
551
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,202
What do I do with this screwdriver?
552
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,700
Here we go. There it is.
553
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,820
That's it!
554
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,580
I think I finally
got this thing dialed in.
555
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,180
- This looks good, David.
- You need this for something?
556
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,860
- I feel like you might need this.
- No, I don't need that.
557
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,860
Hey, guys, are we in position?
558
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,380
Wait, let me get my helmet.
559
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,606
Relax, the switch is cold.
560
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,842
- I thought you just said it was cold!
- It's off!
561
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,340
That is not cold!
Do you know what "cold" means?
562
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,250
- Do you feel the power?
- Guys, guys, guys!
563
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,281
What the...
564
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,020
How is this happening?
565
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,140
I don't know.
566
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,811
Is it all the electromagnetic energy?
567
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,620
Then explain this. Come here, Chris.
568
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,563
Holy shit.
569
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,201
- Oh, my God. Look at that!
- Oh, shit.
570
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,165
What the...
571
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,441
Guys!
572
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,641
Holy shit, are you guys seeing this?
573
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,010
Does it hurt? What's it like?
574
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,963
What's my hand doing?
575
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,044
David, the battery's overheating!
576
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,180
Are you okay?
577
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,169
Yeah. That was... That was awesome.
578
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,980
These batteries are dead.
It didn't work.
579
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,241
Guys?
580
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,370
Does this seem familiar to you?
581
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,571
Oh, my God.
582
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,164
Okay, so I was wrong.
That's definitely you.
583
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,208
I mean, you guys, we're
584
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,651
close.
585
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,260
We still need hydrogen.
Without it, we're done.
586
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,220
- What do you mean done?
- Without hydrogen, no fusion.
587
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,500
Without fusion, there's no time travel.
588
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,100
Well, how much will it cost?
589
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,368
It's not a matter of cost. I mean,
you need a permit just to buy it, so...
590
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,562
You guys, I got an idea.
591
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,765
Cut the camera.
592
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,891
I can't believe we're doing this.
593
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,722
Wait, wait. There's a security guard.
594
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,367
Hey, Argo, you realize
we're not taking hostages, right?
595
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,100
- What, you didn't bring yours?
- What?
596
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,620
Can we get expelled for this?
597
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,131
- Obviously.
- Shit.
598
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,644
Let's go.
599
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,690
Go, go, go.
600
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,204
We're clear.
601
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,460
Yo, what's the code?
602
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,620
One, three, four, five.
603
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,180
- Come on, hurry.
- Wait, is it...
604
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,060
It's pi. Duh.
605
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,083
Put it, put it, put it.
606
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,580
- Yes! Lights.
- Go, go, go, go!
607
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,260
Someone get the lights.
608
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,140
- Lights, lights.
- Go, go, go!
609
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,924
Guys, it's probably
locked in one of these, okay?
610
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,180
Wait up. David, David.
611
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,647
David, too far, too far, come back.
612
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,780
- Yes!
- Nice.
613
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,020
God, I'm strong.
614
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,820
- Hey, get one of those crates!
- Yeah.
615
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,900
Yo, how much do we need?
616
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,500
We'll take them all. Get the bag.
617
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,806
We might not get another shot.
618
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,980
Here, I got two crates.
619
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,340
Yo, I can't carry all that.
620
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,090
Careful, it's hydrogen!
621
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,660
Got it. Let's get out of here.
622
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,820
- Whoa!
- Come on.
623
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,540
- You frickin' idiot.
- Shut up!
624
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,880
Come on!
625
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,780
- You got the camera?
- Yeah, got it.
626
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,167
Come on, come on, come on.
627
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,211
You first.
628
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,820
Hey, does anyone want to take like...
I don't know, like a five-minute break?
629
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,420
It looks like Walker's having a party.
630
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,285
Guys, it works. The hydrogen fits.
631
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,808
Chris, get in position.
632
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,780
What's with the watches?
633
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,340
Okay, so if this works,
when the red one comes back,
634
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,020
it'll be 60 seconds
behind the black one.
635
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,531
Here you go.
636
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,260
This is Project... Yeah.
637
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,700
This is Project Almanac.
Experiment one, trial one.
638
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,420
Temporal distance, 60 seconds.
639
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,170
In English, please?
640
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,580
It means we're going
to send your crappy toy
641
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,682
a minute back into the past.
All right, you guys ready?
642
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,620
Quinn. Are you going to set this?
643
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,820
- Shit.
- One job, he has one job.
644
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,207
- GoPro, set.
- Come on, come on, come on.
645
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,524
All right, we're good.
646
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,740
Three, two...
647
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,180
Wait, let me put my goggles on.
648
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,860
Chris, come on, be present, focus.
649
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,980
One second.
650
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,320
- You good?
- I'm good.
651
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,966
Three, two, one.
652
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,570
- What the hell?
- Just give it a second.
653
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,300
Do it again,
just do it again, man. Go on.
654
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,926
Three, two, one.
655
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,980
What the hell, Adam?
656
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,220
Just give me a second.
657
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,243
- What did you do?
- Nothing.
658
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,260
Oh, shit.
659
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,044
- All right.
- It's working!
660
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,484
The power's holding!
661
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,728
What's going on? Come on, come on!
662
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,020
Oh, shit!
663
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,281
Come on!
664
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,844
What the hell?
665
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,042
No, no, no, no.
666
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,740
- They're fried.
- Really?
667
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,460
You guys,
we haven't had a night off in weeks.
668
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,460
Why don't we just, you know,
take it off and check out the party.
669
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,340
Then how the hell are
we supposed to do this?
670
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,100
This thing just keeps
eating through batteries, man.
671
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,500
We need a really strong power source.
672
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:25,161
Something that can recharge itself
as it puts out power.
673
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,970
It's nickel-metal hydride.
Oh, my God, how did I not...
674
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,364
For sure. What did he say?
675
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,167
What the hell is he doing?
676
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,244
Beats me.
677
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,540
Why is he getting
Jessie Pierce to park in our driveway?
678
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,404
Right there's good.
679
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,660
Whoa! Jessie Pierce drives?
680
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,460
I assumed she just, like,
appeared out of thin air,
681
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,060
like most mythological creatures.
682
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,810
You guys coming to the party?
683
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,730
Yeah. We just gotta get changed.
684
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,611
- Stay out of my perfume.
- Jessie, come on.
685
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,481
I'm gonna need every jumper cable you
can find. We're going to use her battery.
686
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,524
I got them.
687
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,688
- Christina.
- Here you go.
688
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,580
What's so special
about this hybrid battery?
689
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,780
Its negative electrode uses
a hydrogen-absorbing alloy...
690
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,167
Okay, you know what? Forget I asked.
691
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,921
- Connecting now!
- Wait!
692
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,300
- Dude!
- That was awesome.
693
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,060
Hey, what's the hell's
taking you guys so long?
694
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,540
Well, maybe, you know, if Adam wasn't
695
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,420
trying to kill me,
then it might go a little faster.
696
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,540
Stop laughing, it's not funny! Come on!
697
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,980
- We're good.
- Let's go, let's go! Come on!
698
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,580
Quick! Adam, clean off the table.
699
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,860
How long do we have?
700
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,420
I don't know.
Chris, how long do girls stay at parties?
701
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,220
Well, dude,
hot girls don't stay at parties long.
702
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,940
They go to multiple ones,
like five or six a night.
703
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,820
- What do you know about that?
- Is this gonna work?
704
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,900
I don't know, there's a good chance
we're gonna blow up her car.
705
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,180
- Chris, give me a hand. Here.
- What?
706
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,060
Look, I want you to make sure
this connection is stable.
707
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,820
- So we just go, right, David?
- Yeah! It's cool.
708
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,540
GoPro set. Wait, let me get my helmet.
709
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,780
- Coordinates set, 60 seconds.
- Come on, come on.
710
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,644
Let me get my goggles!
711
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,780
Shit, it doesn't reach.
Guys, table, table, table!
712
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,451
Okay, one, two, three, push.
713
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,300
Again, again!
714
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,780
One, two, three, push.
715
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,041
Whoa!
716
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,207
Everybody, back, back, back.
717
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,729
Look at the camera!
Look at the camera!
718
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,260
Let me get my camera! I gotta get it!
719
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,091
Let me get my camera!
Hold on one second!
720
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,420
Chris, come on!
721
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,885
Chris, hurry up!
722
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,041
Jeez, that was loud.
723
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,700
Oh, my God.
724
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,041
David, let me in! David, open the door!
725
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,700
Shit, guys! It's Jessie.
726
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,340
Do not let her in!
She can't handle this, honestly!
727
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,660
David, what the hell? Wh...
728
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,580
What is going on? What are you doing?
729
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,500
Jessie, get down!
730
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,180
Why? What are you guys doing?
Oh, my God.
731
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,500
Project Almanac.
732
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,602
Experiment one, trial two.
733
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,167
Get that, get that, get that!
734
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,206
- What is all this?
- Get this! Get this!
735
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,931
Get down!
736
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,167
Oh, my God, the lights went out.
737
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,020
Are you guys okay?
738
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,804
Yeah. Are you?
739
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,243
- You okay?
- Yeah.
740
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,044
That scared me.
741
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,290
Good idea.
742
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,242
Oh, God. Oh, God.
743
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,369
What the hell?
744
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,288
Wait, disconnecting.
745
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,020
Grab the camera.
746
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,780
Where's the...
Guys, where's the Corvette?
747
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,100
It was supposed to be here,
one minute behind.
748
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,900
What the hell did you guys do?
749
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,980
I can't believe
the Corvette's not there.
750
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,321
This doesn't make any sense.
751
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,244
- Chris, are you sure you're okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
752
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,900
Shit. Hey, guys, I found it!
753
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,844
- No way.
- Oh, my God.
754
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,720
What?
755
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,566
It's fused to the fricking wall!
756
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,366
- No way.
- Are you guys seeing this?
757
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,329
Yo, stopwatch.
758
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,380
My God! It went back two hours. David?
759
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,608
- Two hours?
- That's what it says.
760
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,260
What's on the GoPro?
761
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,060
- Clean off the table.
- How long do we have?
762
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,180
I don't know.
763
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,770
It was there the whole time.
764
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,729
Well, dude,
hot girls don't stay at parties long.
765
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,420
They go to multiple ones,
like five or six a night.
766
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,940
What do you know about that?
767
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,820
I can't even comprehend this right now.
768
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,447
It works.
We sent something back in time.
769
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,285
Chris...
770
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,250
- Hey.
- Hey. You okay?
771
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,011
Yeah. I just...
772
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,926
I don't really understand
what just happened.
773
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:36,926
Well...
774
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,420
We just built a time machine.
775
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,090
- We built a time machine.
- We built a time machine.
776
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,010
Smoke! Shit! The cables!
777
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,645
- Get the fire extinguisher!
- Oh, my God. My car!
778
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,100
- So, what's with the backpack?
- I'm reducing the width of frame
779
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,500
so the machine can fit inside
a 22-by-14-inch backpack.
780
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,761
So we could just walk around with it?
781
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,260
- It'd only weigh 8 pounds.
- The whole thing?
782
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,603
Goldberg!
It's time for your presentation.
783
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,860
Did that guy just say "presentation"?
784
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,700
All right, everybody, settle down.
785
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,820
Quinn, you didn't study?
786
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,380
No, I didn't study.
I've been building a time machine.
787
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,620
Let's get this over with.
788
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,404
- You're up first.
- Yeah, I know.
789
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,803
Name the first 10 elements
of the periodic table.
790
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,580
All right, so, I was thinking we should
start off small. I was making a list.
791
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,540
- Bacteria, to send through.
- Yeah.
792
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,380
I can grab something
from Dr. Lou's class.
793
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,606
He actually really likes me.
794
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,660
Yesterday I was at Petco with my mom.
795
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,570
And they have, like,
dozens of those little white mice,
796
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,620
and you could just send those back.
797
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,980
Think about it.
If you were a mouse, you'd be like,
798
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,380
"Damn, I'm time traveling right now!"
799
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,882
Guys, I'm serious.
We need to keep this quiet.
800
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:43,980
Okay, Jessie saw me staring at her.
801
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,740
That's real smooth...
Real smooth, David, perfect.
802
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,580
Guys, can you please not just
all look at her? Guys, stop!
803
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,700
Hey, guys!
804
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,564
- Smooth, guys. Nice.
- Is she coming over?
805
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,969
- David, game face, put your game face on.
- I haven't got a game face.
806
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,808
Somebody say something.
807
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,260
Okay, thank you for letting us
use your battery.
808
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,420
Yeah, no problem.
What are you going to do with it?
809
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,740
Well, we're gonna test it.
We're gonna...
810
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,060
But I thought you already tested it.
811
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,640
Yeah, yeah, but we haven't
tested on a living organism.
812
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,820
So now you're going to
test it on people, right?
813
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,940
No!
814
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,610
- Bacteria first.
- Or puppies.
815
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,220
- We need to start...
- Puppies?
816
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,527
You've been to Petco, right?
You've seen all the white mice?
817
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,700
Quinn, enough with the Petco.
818
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,620
We have to take this step by step.
Be very conscious of what we're doing.
819
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:37,009
Right, but shouldn't the next step be,
like, testing it on us?
820
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,340
It's not... You know, this is not a toy.
821
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,460
- We need to take it step by step...
- I'm not saying it's a toy, but like...
822
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,130
I mean, there's a lot of things
we have to think about...
823
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,660
Hey, what is that?
824
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,780
- What is this?
- What? My keys?
825
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,370
Oh, my God.
826
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,961
- What's wrong with my keys?
- They're just really cool.
827
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,684
You're kidding, right?
828
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,329
- Hello?
- Sorry.
829
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,688
I don't...
830
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,207
- This isn't fake, right?
- No.
831
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,605
No, it's real.
832
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,048
It doesn't make any sense.
833
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,089
You guys film everything, huh?
834
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,260
I think, we have to go with another inanimate
object and then move our way to...
835
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,580
No.
836
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,780
You know, plants and...
837
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,500
- Come on.
- Come on, what?
838
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,460
You're watching this video and you're gonna
send another inanimate object through?
839
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,180
It'll be very potentially dangerous.
840
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,601
But you know that you can do this.
841
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,329
What are you waiting for?
842
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,300
If we increase the power
to the glass circuit,
843
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,563
the diameter of the warp
could expand to 9 feet,
844
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,460
which may fit all five of us.
845
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,100
- Graphics processor dialed in.
- Am I gonna get electrocuted?
846
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,360
Setting the machine to 24 hours back.
That's how far we'll push it.
847
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,642
David, I'm getting scared.
848
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,803
Running system diagnostic test.
849
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,401
All systems check.
850
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,926
Guys, turning machine to standby mode.
851
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,606
We're ready to go.
852
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,380
Dad, I'm not sure what
you were doing down here
853
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,528
or why you were doing it,
854
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,129
but this is for you.
855
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,527
Full disclosure, guys.
856
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:42,860
There's a slight chance that
857
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,806
oxygen and nitrogen
naturally found in the air could catalyze.
858
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,580
What does that mean?
859
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,364
We could explode.
860
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,220
Here. Set the GoPro up over there,
861
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,820
so we can get a, you know,
wide shot of the environment.
862
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:00,967
Okay.
863
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,860
We need to move away from the car,
away from the trees,
864
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,380
and everything, right.
Get some clearance.
865
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,940
Remember, the warp has
a 10-foot diameter, so...
866
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,690
- Yeah.
- Where should we go?
867
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,321
I think, yeah, right here?
868
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,401
Are you recording?
869
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,000
No, the red light means
something else entirely.
870
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,571
Okay.
871
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,685
To reiterate,
872
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,100
because of the catalyzation
of the oxygen in our lungs,
873
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,202
do not hold your breath. You got that?
874
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,131
Yeah.
875
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,540
Because of the high level of impact,
876
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,007
- keep your body loose, right?
- Yeah.
877
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,260
And because of UV light,
keep your eyes closed.
878
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,203
Yeah.
879
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,251
Okay, is anyone else, like,
shitting their pants right now?
880
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,725
Or is it...
881
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,764
Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm completely terrified.
882
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,323
But I'm the one who's on the tape.
883
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,050
So if you guys
884
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,485
don't want to come, I understand. Okay?
885
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,525
I'm in. If you're going, I am.
886
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,890
I'm in, too.
887
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,050
I'm with the group.
888
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,140
I've done every boring thing
with you since first grade.
889
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,685
Of course I'm coming.
890
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,500
All right.
891
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,140
Let's step in.
892
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,083
Wait, like right now?
893
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,460
It's all right. It's okay.
894
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,580
We're going to be okay.
895
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,860
We're gonna be okay.
896
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,769
Chris, come on, you need to get closer.
897
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,086
Okay.
898
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,020
All right, you guys ready for this?
899
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,770
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
900
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,289
Get in closer!
901
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,900
Guys! Guys! Look!
902
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,128
Holy shit! Get down!
903
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,770
God, it's burning.
904
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,220
David, your ears.
905
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,641
Guys? Guys, I can't hear anything.
906
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,848
Guys? I can't hear!
907
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,448
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
908
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,444
You can? Okay.
909
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,003
Holy shit!
910
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,850
You okay?
911
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,100
- Where's Adam?
- Yeah, where's Adam?
912
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,929
- Where's Adam?
- Adam!
913
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,568
What the hell? What the hell?
914
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,580
- My God, please tell me you got that.
- Are you all right?
915
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,330
Please tell me you got all that.
916
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,740
You all right, buddy?
917
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,300
I'm okay.
918
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,580
We're okay.
919
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,886
Did it work?
920
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,168
Where's the car?
921
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,580
Well, if it worked,
it's not gonna be here
922
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,364
until we drive it here tomorrow.
923
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,202
Look at this. Look.
924
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,500
Holy shit.
925
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,180
David, we need to see
if this really worked.
926
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,443
Wait, I got an idea.
Yeah, I got a sick idea. Come on.
927
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:46,580
My neighbor's dog is a beast.
928
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,444
- Why are we going in your house?
- Just trust me.
929
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,780
Seriously, this is what we're doing?
930
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,940
My mom's asleep, just don't wake her.
931
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,281
I want to see if this works.
Have you guys ever seen the movie Looper?
932
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,970
- No.
- God, I love that movie.
933
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,883
What are we doing?
934
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,860
What are we doing here?
935
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,610
It's sick, right?
936
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,420
- Watch this, watch this.
- No, no, no...
937
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,806
Stop!
938
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,361
You guys!
939
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,563
Oh, my God.
940
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,300
Get that. Get that.
941
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,402
Oh, my God, this is cool.
942
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,140
This is sick.
943
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,447
Oh, my God, he's waking up!
Guys, guys, guys...
944
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,860
What? What?
945
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,020
- What?
- What?
946
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,820
- What? What?
- What? What?
947
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,940
What? What?
948
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,247
Oh, my God, what's happening?
949
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,604
We've got to get him out of here!
950
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,601
- Quinn, stop looking!
- Go!
951
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,380
It was a crazy feedback loop.
952
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,005
- Look at me, are you okay?
- I'm all right. Okay.
953
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,820
Quinn, you disappeared for a second.
I think we should get out of here.
954
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,500
Yeah, we should get out of here.
Let's go!
955
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,900
We did it! We really did it!
956
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,403
It's yesterday!
957
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,020
Oh, shit!
958
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,531
- Run!
- I'm trying!
959
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,562
Run, run!
960
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,780
Shit, it's coming!
961
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,380
David, take us back!
962
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,660
David, hit the button!
963
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,364
David, get us back!
964
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,491
Come on! Get close!
Get close to me now!
965
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,329
Oh, my God, we're alive.
966
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,811
Adam. Oh, shit.
967
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,651
Are you all right?
968
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,970
Are you kidding?
969
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,164
Holy shit! Holy shit!
970
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,566
Guys?
971
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,842
I don't think we're alone.
972
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,491
Hey.
973
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,331
Hey, puppy.
974
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,411
Hey.
975
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,780
- He's drooling all over me.
- I know, he's drooling on me, too, man.
976
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,167
Move him over there. He's on my side...
977
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,169
- Guys, why am I in the trunk?
- Quinn, stop pushing him on my side.
978
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,620
Sit, sit, sit.
979
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,848
Guys... Guys, check it out.
980
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,091
These flyers definitely weren't here
before we jumped.
981
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:14,420
There's so many of them.
982
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:15,521
That's weird.
983
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,927
Do you think we changed things?
984
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,691
What does it say?
985
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,100
It says, "Lost Dog."
986
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,300
Guys, we changed reality.
987
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,811
Holy shit.
988
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,729
David, come on.
989
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,208
Well, I told you we wouldn't die.
990
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,485
Yeah.
991
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,681
I...
992
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,300
No, I got my wallet.
Never mind. I thought it was...
993
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,300
- Thought it was on my side of the car?
- No, I was just checking my backpack.
994
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,780
Thank you for the ride.
995
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,121
- You're welcome, David.
- I'll see you... See you at school.
996
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,420
- Dude, how have you never seen Timecop?
- Quit saying that like it's a bad thing.
997
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,820
Look, you're missing the point.
998
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,820
You can't go back and give yourself
information about the future.
999
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,605
Dude, wrong. That's the entire
purpose of time traveling.
1000
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,722
Here, just look
at Terminators one through four.
1001
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,410
My dad...
1002
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,500
He's a genius.
1003
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,180
He's an absolute genius.
1004
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,250
Dude, you could actually,
like, go back and meet him now.
1005
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,562
- We can do anything.
- We can meet anyone.
1006
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,380
Literally.
1007
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,620
You guys,
we invented freaking time travel!
1008
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:32,340
Why don't we sell this thing to Richard
Branson for, like, a zillion dollars?
1009
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,380
We didn't invent anything, first of all.
1010
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,580
We just put it together with the
directions that we had over there, so...
1011
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,340
You make it sound
like we got it at IKEA.
1012
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,260
Okay, we can't sell it.
1013
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,340
No chance. We don't even know what it is.
We don't even know what it can do yet.
1014
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,900
Okay, well, look, I mean, he's right,
1015
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,300
but we could beat the stock market,
or win the Powerball.
1016
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,482
Stock market, Powerball.
It's not about money.
1017
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,171
We could do whatever we want.
1018
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,965
Imagine the possibilities.
It's like a second chance machine.
1019
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,161
We know.
1020
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,540
Okay, so we need to learn how to use it.
1021
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,420
How hard is it
to learn how to time travel?
1022
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,540
Obviously, very, man.
You almost short-circuited last night.
1023
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,130
Dude, you were disappearing.
1024
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,340
We gotta have rules.
1025
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,380
- Okay.
- Yeah?
1026
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,900
- Yes. So what are they?
- What are the rules then?
1027
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,700
First rule, no jumping alone.
1028
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,041
We always have to jump
all together every time.
1029
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,580
- That makes sense.
- Yes?
1030
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,727
What else?
1031
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,171
Well, we could film all of our jumps,
1032
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,540
so that if we mess something up,
we know what we did wrong.
1033
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,900
- That's a good idea.
- That's a great idea.
1034
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,100
And we have to keep it a secret. Right?
1035
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,380
So no Twitter, no Facebook,
none of that stuff.
1036
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,540
Absolutely.
1037
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,530
We should have code names.
Like safe words.
1038
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,162
You know, from now on,
I want to be called Obsidian One.
1039
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,220
I'm definitely not taking part
in any of that.
1040
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,340
Whatever.
1041
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,820
So what do you guys
wanna do with the machine?
1042
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,060
I want to see Biggie and Tupac live.
1043
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,580
You know what? I wanna go
to the original Star Wars premiere.
1044
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,660
That's not bad.
1045
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,420
Dude, that is so freaking awesome!
1046
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,620
Guys, guys, I wanna go back
and meet Einstein, okay,
1047
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,580
but this machine only goes
back three weeks. All right?
1048
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,126
So we have to take it slow.
Keep testing it.
1049
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,740
- But there's still things we can change.
- Well, I just failed my Chem report.
1050
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,923
And I don't really wanna
repeat 12th grade,
1051
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,140
I'd probably go change that.
1052
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:09,100
I wouldn't mind being captain
of the baseball team.
1053
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,420
No.
1054
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,521
What do you mean, no?
1055
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,371
It's not a magic wand,
it's just kinda a time machine.
1056
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,925
Cool, thanks, man.
1057
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,620
Okay, right there, you guys.
You're broke.
1058
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,563
You're getting bullied.
I'm failing high school.
1059
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,780
You know, let's take this thing
out for a spin.
1060
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,820
Cheers to that.
1061
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,620
- Here's to taking it out for a spin.
- Hell yeah!
1062
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,563
Let's take it for a spin. Baseball...
1063
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,260
There, that's it. I think we got it.
1064
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,660
Okay, David,
so my Chem report was eight days ago.
1065
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,125
That's pretty secure.
1066
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,605
Here, let me fix your strap.
1067
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,127
Thanks.
1068
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,722
Looks good.
1069
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,129
Experiment four, "Bait and Switch."
1070
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,140
Chris, are you already in class?
1071
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:52,446
I forgot my gym clothes.
1072
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,020
He's coming, he's coming.
1073
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,460
Okay, I see him.
1074
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,961
Chris, go stop him
before he gets to Chemistry.
1075
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,740
Hey, Quinn, hey, what's up?
1076
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,260
Lou's sick, class is canceled.
1077
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,300
There's no sub?
1078
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,980
What are you, Sherlock Holmes?
No, there's no sub.
1079
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,969
- Sweet.
- You're good, don't worry about it.
1080
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,082
We're good, we're good.
1081
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:15,500
Okay.
1082
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,420
Awesome job, Chris.
1083
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,500
- Did it work?
- Yeah.
1084
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,700
What a douche.
1085
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,660
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,
1086
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,500
Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen.
1087
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,980
Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?
1088
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,620
You're overreacting. We're just friends.
1089
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,961
Quinny, listen. Relax, relax, relax.
1090
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,060
Quinn Goldberg.
1091
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,860
All right, everybody, settle down.
1092
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,940
Goldberg! Let's get this over with.
1093
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,724
Let's dance, Lou!
1094
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,647
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,
1095
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,580
Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen,
Oxygen, Fluorine.
1096
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,330
Atomic weight of Fluorine?
1097
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,766
Atomic weight, what?
1098
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,006
Do you know it or not?
1099
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,420
You didn't ask that last time!
So why would I know that?
1100
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,700
Last time? What the hell
are you talking about?
1101
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,964
Goldberg, this is about comprehension,
not memorization.
1102
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,080
See you after class.
Okay, let that be a lesson.
1103
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,340
Comprehension.
1104
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,340
Who doesn't know
the atomic weight of fluorine?
1105
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,680
Why did he ask him that?
1106
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,641
Okay, so fluorine is 15.2.
1107
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,540
Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?
1108
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,687
You're overreacting.
1109
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,580
Okay, 24.03.
1110
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,900
All right, you ready?
1111
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,900
All right, settle down, everybody.
1112
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,420
Goldberg! Let's get this over with.
1113
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,740
My thoughts exactly.
1114
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,524
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,
1115
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,003
Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen,
Oxygen, Fluorine.
1116
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,520
- Fluorine.
- Yeah, Fluorine. Great, keep going.
1117
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,100
Neon, Sodium, Magnesium,
Aluminum, Silicon.
1118
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,404
- What's the classification of silicon?
- Silicon, are you kidding?
1119
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,045
Goldberg, this is about com...
1120
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,140
Comprehension, not memorization,
I know.
1121
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:42,580
You're kidding.
We have to do this again?
1122
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,460
This is hell. This is what hell is like.
1123
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,050
I made flashcards this time.
1124
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,481
I know everything
backwards and forwards.
1125
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,980
Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?
1126
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,580
You're overreacting. He's just a friend.
1127
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,380
But she'll be screwing Ryan in a week.
Trust me.
1128
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,300
Hey, guys, look out!
1129
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,050
Shit, it's us.
1130
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,882
Did you just check out my ass?
1131
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,570
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
1132
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,660
Quinn, even Chris knows it by now.
This is ridiculous.
1133
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,660
Okay, okay. I'm gonna
Groundhog Day this bitch.
1134
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,660
All right, everybody, settle down.
1135
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,820
Goldberg! Let's...
1136
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,251
Get this over with!
1137
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,340
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium,
Beryllium, Boron,
1138
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,420
Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen,
Fluorine, Neon, Sodium.
1139
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,006
- What's the atomic weight of...
- Sodium, 22.98.
1140
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,340
- What's silicon's classification?
- Silicon's classification is semi-metallic.
1141
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,250
And its electron configuration is
1142
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,085
Ne,
1143
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,530
3s23p2.
1144
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,246
And its atomic number is 14!
1145
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,927
Boom, Lou! That just happened!
1146
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,447
That's mine. Quinn Goldberg, pleasure.
1147
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,246
What was that?
1148
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,401
Finally.
1149
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,170
- Finally.
- Thank God.
1150
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,922
- Perfect.
- What's next?
1151
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,540
Anybody?
1152
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,167
Well, I'm being bullied in high school
and I want to stand up for myself.
1153
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,202
Nice.
1154
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,380
Beat up Sarah Nathan. Got it.
1155
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,369
- Let's do it.
- Chick fight. I love it. Let's do it.
1156
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,447
Experiment 14, payback time.
1157
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,601
God, Christina. Walk much?
1158
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,611
Hi, Justin.
1159
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,603
You got this, Chris.
1160
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,020
You got this, Chris.
1161
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,282
I got this. I got this.
1162
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,180
But you were just...
1163
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,441
I'm everywhere, bitch.
1164
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,020
Chris, you're a beast!
1165
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,326
You're a frickin' beast!
1166
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:40,122
Experiment 15, saving our house.
1167
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,971
You think it's gonna work?
1168
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,321
I don't know.
1169
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,140
Youkilis with the 1-0 count.
1170
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:52,100
Line drive to right field.
Cano scores. Yanks up, 6-2.
1171
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,060
...down the right field line.
Cano scores.
1172
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,220
Guys, what's taking so long? You think
there's something wrong in there?
1173
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,380
I don't know.
1174
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,220
Do you think we can go to jail
for cheating on the lottery?
1175
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,980
You guys know
what we're doing isn't illegal, right?
1176
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,380
Hey, chill. I always wanted
to be a getaway driver.
1177
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,420
Go, go, go, go!
1178
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,900
Jessie, start the engine!
Start the engine!
1179
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,900
I got it, guys! I got it!
1180
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,490
- Go! Go!
- I'm going!
1181
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,460
This is gonna be so frigging awesome!
1182
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,540
We'll never have to
worry about money ever again.
1183
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,689
We're gonna be so rich, I'm gonna hire
Kim Kardashian to have my baby.
1184
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,460
"Winner's Parking"!
1185
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,620
Oh, my God.
1186
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:27,820
- Put it there. Put it right there.
- This is worth so much money.
1187
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,081
I respect you for that.
1188
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:33,420
After taxes, that's $53,876,522.
1189
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,140
Want to bet me $100,000
that you're right?
1190
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:37,420
I'll bet you $200,000 I'm exact.
1191
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,887
All right, wait here. I'll go check.
1192
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,260
- She's checking?
- She's checking.
1193
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:43,361
She's checking.
1194
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,660
Congratulations. You're winners.
1195
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,060
Me personally,
I'm gonna take it easy at first.
1196
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,140
You know, I'm gonna get a yacht,
a few Ferraris,
1197
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:54,300
you know, then see what happens,
go from there.
1198
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,180
Okay, you guys do know
that $1.8 million after taxes
1199
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,140
isn't enough for what you want to do?
1200
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:02,340
You should save it, pay for college.
1201
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,340
I'm sorry, I thought you just said 1.8?
1202
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,125
It was 53 million, 876 thousand, and...
1203
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,340
After taxes.
1204
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,920
You guys only got
five out of six numbers.
1205
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,449
- Why did you put 44?
- Are you kidding me?
1206
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,449
Because that's what you put down.
1207
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,767
That is not what I put down.
I put a... That is a nine.
1208
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,500
That's 49, Adam.
1209
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,980
- Are you blind?
- How is that a nine?
1210
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,003
You have to go back and do it again!
1211
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,291
I am not winning the lottery twice!
1212
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,002
Smile, guys, come on. This is great.
1213
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,926
It's a million dollars, guys.
Are you freaking kidding me?
1214
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,780
Wait, what?
No, you have to use that for school.
1215
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,660
No, no.
1216
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,922
There was plenty more. Please.
1217
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,409
Oh, my God.
1218
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,930
Okay. Mom...
1219
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,006
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
1220
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,326
I love you.
1221
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,881
- Make yourself useful.
- What the hell?
1222
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,540
Hey, welcome to Maserati.
1223
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,900
- Can I help you?
- Wassup, bro?
1224
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,580
What's a guy got to do to get
a test drive around here?
1225
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,887
Well, I'd love to,
but this is a big boy's car.
1226
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,328
You see, I was either going to buy one
of these or 17 Toyota Corollas.
1227
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,020
Shoot, is that my xenon difluoride?
1228
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,087
Is that a sex doll?
1229
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,443
No, it's an insanely powerful battery.
Oh, my God.
1230
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,420
Bet right now. Next person who scores,
10 grand.
1231
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,420
- Get in there!
- Damn it.
1232
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,700
- Pay up.
- This game is stupid.
1233
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,100
- I wanna hear my money being counted.
- One hundred, 200, 300, 400...
1234
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,380
David, come on.
Come hang out with us.
1235
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,540
Yeah. Look, I'll be there in one second.
1236
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,642
I just wanna tweak something
with the auxiliary output, okay?
1237
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,322
David, you're allowed to take a break.
1238
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,420
Hi.
1239
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,887
So, what do you think of David?
1240
00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:59,844
Chris, it's your brother.
1241
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,003
Don't worry, he can't hear us.
1242
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,689
He is pretty smart, huh?
1243
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,002
Experiment 16.
1244
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,980
Attempting to extend
the time differential
1245
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,260
between two and four years
with minimal voltage input.
1246
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,681
David? You're still down here?
1247
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,484
- Jess. Hey.
- Hey.
1248
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,740
Sorry, I think I left my English folder.
1249
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,940
Yes, you did. It's right there.
1250
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,371
Thank you.
1251
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,730
Is there something wrong
with the machine?
1252
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,980
No, I'm trying to figure out
how to make it go back even further.
1253
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,420
- You know what I mean?
- Can you?
1254
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,602
I think so.
1255
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,660
I've been running some tests on
a new battery source, xenon difluoride.
1256
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,620
You just made that up, right?
1257
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,051
No.
1258
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,940
How far back could we go
if you got it to work?
1259
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:46,405
Ten years?
1260
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,740
Ten years. Seriously?
1261
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,780
Yeah. Ten years.
1262
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,620
Sorry. When you said "time machine,"
1263
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,610
I thought dinosaurs,
or at least Woodstock.
1264
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,049
Why do you always do that?
1265
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,890
The watch thing.
1266
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,368
I don't know. It's like a nervous habit
or something.
1267
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,140
Yeah.
1268
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,242
Are you saying I make you nervous?
1269
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,361
No.
1270
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,241
I...
1271
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,765
So where did you get it?
1272
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,127
- What?
- The watch.
1273
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,060
My dad gave it to me before he died.
1274
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,500
I was like... On my seventh birthday.
1275
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,284
- Your seventh birthday, right?
- Yeah.
1276
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,700
You look just like him.
1277
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,926
Really?
1278
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,125
- Handsome.
- Thank you.
1279
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,603
So how did he...
1280
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,445
It was a car crash.
1281
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:42,500
He left my party. Had some kind
of urgent call or something.
1282
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,660
I don't even really know.
1283
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,060
To be honest with you,
I don't know the whole story.
1284
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,844
You think you'll go back to save him?
1285
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,700
That's what I'm trying to do.
1286
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,928
If I can just get the machine
to go back that far.
1287
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,764
Maybe I'm the mastermind.
1288
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,180
Did you ever think about that?
1289
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,180
I mean, you're pretty smart.
You're pretty smart.
1290
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,060
I'm just saying, like, you know,
clearly something's missing.
1291
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,447
And now you have my keys
and now you have me, so...
1292
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,643
Wait. What do you mean, I have you?
1293
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,803
Well, you know, I'm like...
1294
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,687
I'm part of the group now, right?
1295
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,484
What's outside?
1296
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,760
Oh, my God!
1297
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,060
I'd usually make a joke,
but this is awesome.
1298
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,860
Dude, Quinn is insane!
1299
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,849
David! What up, dude?
1300
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,650
He's crazy!
1301
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,380
I got Mexican food!
I got Cuban, fusion, Indian,
1302
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:40,845
all sorts of different flavors!
1303
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,926
Adam! Adam! Where's mine?
1304
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,685
Here, Chris.
1305
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,845
Way to go, Finn! Finn!
1306
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,326
Did she just call you Finn?
1307
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,166
Finn?
1308
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,380
All right. Finn, Finn, Finn!
1309
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:57,891
Finn!
1310
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,849
Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn!
Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn!
1311
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,407
This is the best day of my life!
1312
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,660
Sixth period, under the bleachers, okay?
1313
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,980
Meet me there.
1314
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,765
Yeah, maybe if I'm done having sex
with all these girls.
1315
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:24,206
And in his effort to avert the British
1316
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,884
from recognizing the Confederacy,
1317
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,568
he subjugated what?
1318
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:34,721
He...
1319
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,980
He subjugated the what?
1320
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,081
The...
1321
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,288
- Yeah, David?
- Can I use the bathroom?
1322
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,446
Yeah.
1323
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,401
So...
1324
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,882
He subjugated the what?
1325
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,880
He subjugated the what of the...
1326
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:55,281
He subjugated...
1327
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,300
He just texted me, I swear. Hey.
1328
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,640
Yo, what's wrong with your face?
1329
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,700
- What?
- You're smiling, like huge.
1330
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,900
- What are we doing here, David?
- Yeah. What are we doing here?
1331
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,300
It's a surprise.
1332
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,420
- I like surprises. Shut up!
- No one cares what you like.
1333
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:08,660
I should be in trig, David.
1334
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,081
I know, I know. Don't worry,
we'll just be gone one minute.
1335
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,321
All right, guys.
1336
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,762
Who wants to push this thing
back three months?
1337
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,088
How? The machine can't do that.
1338
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,887
Trust me.
Just brace harder than before.
1339
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:26,204
This feels different.
Are you sure this is okay?
1340
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,008
Guys, yo, yo, yo!
1341
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,364
I know it's not Woodstock
or anything, but...
1342
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,780
It'll do!
1343
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,006
- It'll do.
- Yes!
1344
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,167
All right, sweet.
1345
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,441
Can I have your number?
1346
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,002
Dude, I'm supposed
to be in gym right now!
1347
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,880
I'm never going home!
1348
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,960
Here. The schedule.
1349
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,900
We're not gonna see gangsta rap
over Vampire Weekend. That's dumb.
1350
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,180
You guys, wait, you guys. Guys.
1351
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,203
We don't have to argue.
This already happened.
1352
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:50,340
It's all on Instagram.
1353
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,740
I know what was sick
and what wasn't. Dude, look.
1354
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,285
All right, let's go do it.
1355
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,842
Adam! Adam,
hey, will you hold the camera?
1356
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,531
Oh, my God.
1357
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,689
I love time travel.
1358
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,300
- Right here.
- What?
1359
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,020
- How did you get these?
- Dude, are those VIP?
1360
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,940
Yeah, three months after the show,
1361
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,486
- five bucks on eBay.
- Oh, my God!
1362
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,300
Dude, David!
What can we do with these?
1363
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,765
Anything.
1364
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,500
- Oh, my God.
- David, you're the man!
1365
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,649
We're backstage right now.
We are backstage right now.
1366
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,890
I can't believe you did this.
1367
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:44,008
I got a surprise coming.
I got a surprise for her.
1368
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,171
Listen, listen.
1369
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:49,924
This song goes out to Jessie Pierce.
1370
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,322
Dude, that was sick!
1371
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,980
Okay, okay. You guys, I've got an idea.
1372
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:09,163
Just do what I do, okay? Follow me!
1373
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,002
Hey, how are you?
1374
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,260
- No way.
- Bend your knees.
1375
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,700
Just bounce.
1376
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,040
Like this or something?
1377
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,090
Loosen up a little bit.
1378
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,120
Just, like do this,
and you'll look like a cool guy.
1379
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,369
He's dancing!
1380
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:49,481
Is that good?
1381
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,161
Yeah!
1382
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,731
- That's my boy! That's my boy!
- I'm number one!
1383
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,180
That was so much fun.
This is the best day ever.
1384
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,170
I can't believe it.
Thank you so much for taking us.
1385
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,140
- She's really cool, David.
- Who?
1386
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,700
Jessie, the girl you've been
freaking spying on for five minutes.
1387
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,801
What?
1388
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,484
Where'd you go?
1389
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,889
- Hey.
- Hi.
1390
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,768
- This is awesome.
- Yeah.
1391
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:56,126
Thank you very much.
1392
01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,380
Best friends, man.
1393
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:00,845
My best friends.
1394
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,604
Oh, my God,
he's actually gonna go for it.
1395
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,803
- Hey. How's it going?
- Hey!
1396
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:22,140
This is harder than it looks, huh?
To write something.
1397
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,163
What would you do?
1398
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:30,100
"Before the world ends,
I want to dance the night away."
1399
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,460
That's pretty dumb actually.
1400
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,925
Hey, I wrote that one.
1401
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:35,820
I mean, it's okay.
It's not that dumb. I just...
1402
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,763
David, I'm messing with you.
1403
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:39,820
This is a good one.
1404
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:43,242
"Before the world ends,
I have to run naked through the streets."
1405
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,409
Are you picturing me naked now?
1406
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,660
No.
1407
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:48,762
Really? Not even a little?
1408
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,420
Some. A whole lot.
1409
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,124
I don't know... What's the right answer?
1410
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:56,285
You'll never know.
1411
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,081
- Sorry, dude!
- No problem.
1412
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,965
Check it out! "Before the world ends,
I have to time travel."
1413
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,180
"Before the world ends,
I have to win the lottery."
1414
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,420
Two for two.
1415
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,620
"Before the world ends,
I have to tell those bitches off'?
1416
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:08,846
Yeah, my sister probably wrote that.
1417
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,660
- I think she did.
- Don't mind her. She has a bad attitude.
1418
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,020
I think we've almost crossed
everything off this list, huh?
1419
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:16,088
I think we're just getting started.
1420
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,724
"Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
1421
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,260
Probably not the worst thing
you could wish for, right?
1422
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,340
No.
1423
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,140
Probably better than owning
your own monkey or something.
1424
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,605
Probably, yeah.
1425
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,646
"Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."
1426
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,486
- Yeah, that's a good one, too.
- Totally. I heard it's really fun.
1427
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,300
I'm going to go grab a water.
1428
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,481
Okay.
1429
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:54,447
Yeah, all right. You know what,
I'll be right here. I'll wait.
1430
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,445
Oh, my God.
1431
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:04,006
The world is ending.
1432
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:31,420
- How'd it go?
- What?
1433
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,580
With Jessie.
1434
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,762
What with Jessie? We were just talking!
1435
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,340
Seriously, David?
She left the door wide open.
1436
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:39,522
No, no, she didn't.
1437
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:42,420
She never even...
What are you guys talking about?
1438
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:43,620
It's okay. It's all right, man.
1439
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,610
Let's have fun.
Let's just have fun. It's all right.
1440
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,940
I'm burning up. We gotta go. Okay?
1441
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,371
I mean, we gotta go.
1442
01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:54,721
I'm gonna get some water.
We gotta go soon!
1443
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,220
What happened to your shirt?
1444
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:22,641
We were there for nine hours!
1445
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,208
But we were only gone for 41 seconds!
1446
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:28,125
Dr. Lou still thinks
I'm on my bathroom break!
1447
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:30,140
Oh, my God!
1448
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,820
Oh, my God! That was the best!
1449
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,060
Best day of my life!
1450
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:37,241
That was the most fun I've ever had
in my entire life! I love you.
1451
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:39,521
Yeah!
1452
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,210
- David?
- What?
1453
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:48,620
- You're not gonna believe it.
- What are you talking about?
1454
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,882
Just go, come on. You'll see.
1455
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:55,044
Hey, Mom, so how was work today?
1456
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:57,721
It's been a long day, sweetheart.
1457
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,220
What?
1458
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,481
When did she get a job?
1459
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:04,540
- Literally, check this out... 4,000 likes.
- Let me see.
1460
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:08,700
4,000. Yeah, I have 18,000
Instagram followers.
1461
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,660
Texts from 20 different girls, half, like,
"Quinn, oh, my God, please call me."
1462
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,220
- Show me the texts.
- Dude, I swear to God, I'll show you.
1463
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:17,020
What up? So I talked to you-know-who.
1464
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:18,820
Got one for you, one for Adam,
1465
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,780
one for me and one for Andre.
You're down, right?
1466
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,900
Yeah, totally down.
1467
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,004
Good. Wear your black skirt.
You look hot in that.
1468
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,260
You and Sarah Nathan are
hanging out? What's that about?
1469
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,420
Dude, literally no idea, but since we got
back, she's been acting batshit,
1470
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,090
like we're best friends or something.
1471
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,682
I don't know what happened. It's insane.
1472
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:39,610
Have you guys seen Jess?
1473
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:41,860
Yeah, but you know what?
1474
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,860
I think she just said
that she's really busy or something.
1475
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,281
I wouldn't read too much into it.
1476
01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,700
I'm kicking your butt.
1477
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,609
Three, two, one.
1478
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,100
You're kidding me.
1479
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,406
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
1480
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:55,540
Whatever, I quit.
1481
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,927
I'm inherently good at video games.
All right, who's next?
1482
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,380
Hey, you don't want to play?
1483
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,005
No, I'm kind of tired.
1484
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:03,300
- Really?
- Yeah.
1485
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:04,780
- Taking off?
- Yep.
1486
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,247
Okay, cool, cool. Look...
1487
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,882
Hey, can I...
Can I talk to you for just one second?
1488
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,365
Yeah, sure.
1489
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,100
Did we have some kind of,
like a moment?
1490
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:19,602
Wasn't that a moment
the other day at the wall, and...
1491
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,380
I don't know.
I mean, it was a really fun day.
1492
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,900
It was cool, right?
And when you said that one thing,
1493
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,490
and I kind of...
1494
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,260
I don't know, there were so many people
around, I wasn't really thinking.
1495
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,660
I didn't expect you... I didn't expect
someone like you to really say that to me.
1496
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:35,260
What do you mean, someone like me?
1497
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,260
You're like, fun, and you go out to
parties and, like, hang out
1498
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,100
and all that kind of crazy stuff.
1499
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,180
That's it.
1500
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,740
I mean, you don't care
about that important shit.
1501
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,604
You just have fun.
1502
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,420
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
1503
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,090
No, no, I know what you meant.
1504
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,001
It's fine.
1505
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:56,580
Whatever moment you thought,
you know, happened, you should probably
1506
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,887
just forget about it, I think.
1507
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:00,580
Okay.
1508
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,047
Some things just aren't meant to be,
you know?
1509
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,645
You don't have to film
everything, Chris.
1510
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,522
- You wanna play some foosball?
- No.
1511
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:16,820
That was so much fun.
This is the best day ever.
1512
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,046
I can't believe it.
1513
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,245
"...I have to run naked
through the streets."
1514
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:22,860
Are you picturing me naked now?
1515
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:23,961
No.
1516
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,361
Sorry, dude!
1517
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:26,481
No problem.
1518
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,843
"Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
1519
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,526
"Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."
1520
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:38,460
"Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
1521
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:39,641
"...I have to fall in love."
1522
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,564
"...love." "...love." "...love."
1523
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,166
"Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."
1524
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:52,020
- Yeah, that's a good one, too.
- Totally. I heard it's really fun.
1525
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:53,804
I'm gonna go grab a water.
1526
01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:56,244
You know what,
I'll be right here. I'll wait.
1527
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:00,484
Dude, I love this band.
1528
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:02,842
Look, there's David.
1529
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,160
Oh, my God,
he's actually gonna go for it.
1530
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,900
A little more difficult
than it looks, huh?
1531
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,220
Yeah.
1532
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,660
"Before the world ends,
I have to dance all night."
1533
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:15,900
Pretty dumb.
1534
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,420
Hey, I wrote that.
1535
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,851
No, you didn't.
1536
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:21,045
No, I didn't.
1537
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:24,940
"Before the world ends,
I have to run naked through the streets."
1538
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:28,169
You're trying to get me
to think of you naked, aren't you?
1539
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:32,406
Nice catch.
1540
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:35,180
Check it out! "Before the world ends,
I have to time travel."
1541
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:37,420
"Before the world ends,
I have to win the lottery."
1542
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:38,521
Two for two.
1543
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,780
I think we've almost crossed
everything off this list, huh?
1544
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:42,723
I think we're just getting started.
1545
01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:44,940
"Before the world ends..."
1546
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:46,724
"...I have to fall in love."
1547
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:51,001
- Is that what you were gonna...
- Yes.
1548
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,962
Probably not
the worst thing to wish for...
1549
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,300
All right, David, what did you change?
1550
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,209
What have you changed?
1551
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:11,007
Hi, Jessie.
1552
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:12,481
Hey, Jessie.
1553
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,045
What you up to?
1554
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:15,891
What's... What's poppin'?
1555
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:18,570
Just call her.
1556
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,340
Hello.
1557
01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:34,260
What are you doing?
What are you filming?
1558
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,010
Is everything okay?
1559
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,010
Are you poking me?
1560
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:40,681
By the way, I told my dad
I was sleeping at Jennie's.
1561
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,690
Are you taking your towel off?
1562
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,741
- Should I not take my towel off?
- You should. You absolutely should.
1563
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,042
What's wrong with you?
1564
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,140
Oh, my God, did we have sex?
1565
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,980
- Yes.
- Was it good? Was I good?
1566
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:53,081
Yes.
1567
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,500
Wow. So I saw you naked and...
1568
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,140
- Are you kidding?
- Well, I guess I did, 'cause we had sex.
1569
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,526
- That's true.
- Can I see?
1570
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,244
- You wanna... Okay.
- I want to see.
1571
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,460
Happy Friday.
1572
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:16,260
I have to sneak out soon.
1573
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,408
I only have Thursday's clothes.
1574
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,324
David, stop it.
1575
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:29,564
Whatcha doing?
1576
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,326
I'm waking up, thank you very much.
1577
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:37,540
- You look amazing.
- David, please.
1578
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:40,325
Stop it. David.
1579
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,490
Let me see this.
1580
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:44,967
Good morning, David.
1581
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:46,801
Stop.
1582
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,411
Camera shy, huh, David?
1583
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:50,330
You seem a little camera shy.
1584
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,002
You know what,
let's get rid of this thing.
1585
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:01,524
Flight 437 has apparently crashed...
1586
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,700
Good morning, Raskin house.
Chris, you look gorgeous.
1587
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:07,180
Christina, please put that laundry away.
I don't wanna tell you again.
1588
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,300
Can you see the stain on here?
1589
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:10,620
'Cause I got two job interviews today
and I really need to look good.
1590
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:12,085
- Interviews?
- Yeah.
1591
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,420
Sweetie, you okay?
1592
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,363
Yeah. Mom, you look beautiful.
1593
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,488
Thanks. Bye.
1594
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,171
What's up with you?
1595
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,740
I can't believe how good I'm getting
1596
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,620
- at sneaking past your mom.
- Yeah.
1597
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:31,220
By the way, my dad, who never loves
anyone, loves you. Somehow.
1598
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:34,244
He thinks it's really, really adorable
every time you talk about science
1599
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,820
and all the projects
that you used to do.
1600
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:38,365
It's kind of amazing.
1601
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,050
Enough, please.
1602
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:42,220
Chris.
1603
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:44,243
Please have mercy on me.
1604
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,846
What's up, Patrick?
1605
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:54,122
Dude, the other night was dope!
1606
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:56,361
Come on.
1607
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,210
God, what is up with you, David?
1608
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:01,180
Are we still on for tonight?
1609
01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:03,567
Yeah. Yes, what time?
1610
01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:05,842
Why are you acting so weird?
1611
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:09,447
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1612
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,130
- David, are you okay?
- Yeah...
1613
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,380
I forgot my...
I forgot my notebook in class.
1614
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:16,060
Okay. I'll see you later.
1615
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:17,400
- Okay.
- Okay.
1616
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,729
- Okay.
- Bye.
1617
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:22,602
Hey, Dr. Lou. Where are you going?
1618
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:25,327
Don't be a wiseass, David.
1619
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:27,641
What?
1620
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,140
Hey, you okay. Sarah, what's up?
1621
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,720
Everyone just mind their own business.
1622
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:36,980
God, what the hell is up with him?
1623
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:38,923
"Better luck next year"?
1624
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,884
But we won the division.
1625
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:45,900
Hey.
1626
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,700
You got to get over here right now!
1627
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:48,820
Quinn, hold on, slow down.
1628
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:50,300
Oh, my God.
1629
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:51,925
Are you seeing this?
1630
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:55,980
I just don't understand
how this is even possible.
1631
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,764
How do we not remember this?
1632
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:01,443
But we could fix this, right?
We could fix this.
1633
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,922
I mean, we have the means, right?
1634
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,100
This is what we should be
doing in the first place,
1635
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,660
not partying.
1636
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:12,125
Hey. Guys, what's the emergency?
1637
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:15,020
David, look at this.
There was a plane crash, David.
1638
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,700
Seventy-seven people
on board a flight from London to Madrid.
1639
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:19,529
It happened five days ago.
1640
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,727
Jesus.
1641
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,900
So, why are you guys
watching a plane crash?
1642
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,764
Because I think it's our fault.
1643
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,260
Why would a plane crash be our fault?
1644
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,980
Sarah Nathan's dad was the pilot.
1645
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,180
So what?
1646
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:35,682
Look, whatever we did at Lollapalooza
had some crazy ripple effects.
1647
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:38,500
Wait, wait. Are you saying
that Lollapalooza caused a plane crash?
1648
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,700
Because that sounds crazy, dude.
1649
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,540
Look, I'm not crazy, okay.
It's cause and effect.
1650
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:46,900
Somehow we caused the basketball
team to not make the playoffs.
1651
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,940
Our captain, Justin Kelly,
broke his leg on March 1 st, right?
1652
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:51,451
We all know that never happened.
1653
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,540
Then the basketball team
didn't make the playoffs,
1654
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:57,281
and that affected the players,
their parents,
1655
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:00,060
hundreds of people who were
supposed to be at the game.
1656
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:01,969
And it just kept spreading.
1657
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,402
Sarah Nathan's brother,
he was on the team, right?
1658
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:05,601
Yeah.
1659
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,060
Her dad was supposed to be at the game.
1660
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,003
He wasn't supposed
to be flying that night.
1661
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,441
David, look... Dude,
there's other shit, too.
1662
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:15,724
Robberies. Fires.
None of this happened before.
1663
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,020
At some point, we're not gonna
be able to track this, David.
1664
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,580
If we don't stop this now,
it could just keep going out of control.
1665
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,340
- David, we have to fix this.
- Look, Lollapalooza was a mistake.
1666
01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:25,740
We have to go back and make it so that we
never jumped there in the first place.
1667
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:27,300
- Right.
- No, no, no. We cannot go back.
1668
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:28,820
- We cannot do that, okay?
- That's the only way.
1669
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:29,980
- We have to.
- It's gonna undo everything...
1670
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,180
That's the point!
1671
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,700
- We need to undo it!
- We gotta fix this.
1672
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,540
I'm not even buying it.
I don't even think...
1673
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,369
Dude, you were the one
who set the rules!
1674
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:38,780
You're the one who said that
we had to be all freaking careful!
1675
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,260
I did. We all followed them,
1676
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:42,727
and kept each other accountable
on every single one!
1677
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,420
I'm not gonna go and play God
with you guys...
1678
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,682
David, you know what?
That is what we're doing!
1679
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,900
I'm gonna get Jessie, we're gonna come
over tonight and we're gonna fix this!
1680
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,940
If you wanna vote on that
'cause that will make you feel better,
1681
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,780
then that's fine,
but that's what we're doing!
1682
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,370
David, we get it, okay?
1683
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,940
None of us will remember Lollapalooza.
1684
01:19:58,040 --> 01:19:59,201
Yeah.
1685
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:17,363
Hey, Justin, look out!
1686
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:21,570
I'm calling 911.
1687
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,411
Screw this.
1688
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,605
Oh, shit.
1689
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:39,489
Guys, I'm here! David, it's me!
1690
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,460
It's April 23rd, 2014.
This is to keep a record.
1691
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:52,500
I know exactly what to do to fix this.
1692
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:54,220
Justin broke his leg at Walker's party.
1693
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:57,290
I'll fix that.
Everything else will fall into place.
1694
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,763
Guys, I'm sorry.
1695
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,242
It's gonna be okay.
1696
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:07,721
Oh, shit!
1697
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,809
Shit.
1698
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,660
David, what are you doing here?
1699
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:20,260
What do you mean?
This is where we're supposed to meet.
1700
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:21,361
You're 15 minutes late.
1701
01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:24,180
No, we said we'd meet at your house first.
We had to track the controller.
1702
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,641
- Yeah, why didn't you call me?
- We all called you, David.
1703
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,020
- Really?
- The guys are right behind me.
1704
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,820
- Really?
- What did you do to the machine?
1705
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,700
You know, I'm just making
some modifications.
1706
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:33,020
Modifications? Why?
1707
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,660
We did a full systems check yesterday.
1708
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,260
Can I talk to you for a second?
1709
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:38,010
- What's on that?
- Just...
1710
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,300
Oh, God, man.
1711
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,580
Can you just be my friend for a second?
I have to ask you.
1712
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,060
Of course I'm your friend.
1713
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:45,460
You know, like, the plane crash in Spain
1714
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:48,643
and the basketball team
and the fires in Brazil.
1715
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:50,125
It's not your fault.
1716
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:51,500
We've been over this, okay.
1717
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:52,780
No, no, no, no.
You're not listening to me.
1718
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,723
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault. It's my fault.
1719
01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:56,970
I went back alone.
1720
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,641
There...
1721
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:00,485
- Alone?
- Yeah.
1722
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:03,291
Why would you ever jump alone, David?
1723
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:06,321
David...
1724
01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:08,420
It's not important.
1725
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,740
- But where did you jump to?
- It doesn't matter. It's done.
1726
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,001
Stop it! Stop it.
1727
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:13,260
We don't have to undo everything, okay.
1728
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,900
We just have to make sure Justin
doesn't break his leg at Walker's party.
1729
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,220
We can fix it, man!
You gotta trust me. I can fix it.
1730
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:19,970
You can fix it? By yourself?
1731
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:23,060
Yeah, you broke the pact once
and now you're gonna do it again?
1732
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,060
- You're coming clean.
- No. I can't.
1733
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:26,900
- Why not?
- Because...
1734
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,460
Why, David?
1735
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:30,050
Because I'll lose her, man.
1736
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,740
I'm sorry, David.
1737
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,365
But you have to come clean.
1738
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:49,405
Guys!
1739
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:51,731
Guys, let's go!
1740
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,361
Come on!
1741
01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:57,380
No, no, no, no. David, don't go!
1742
01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:59,084
I'm sorry, Adam! I would never do
1743
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,460
- anything to hurt you guys!
- David!
1744
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,210
You won't even remember this happened!
1745
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:10,100
Hot girls don't stay at parties long.
They go to, like, multiple ones.
1746
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,201
Table, table, table!
1747
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:14,885
Again, again!
1748
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:16,940
- Hey!
- Oh, shit!
1749
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:20,522
David! What the hell
are you doing to my car?
1750
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:24,724
Three, two, one.
1751
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:27,930
The lights went out.
1752
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,924
Sorry, excuse me!
Coming through! Excuse me!
1753
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:32,446
Justin, look out!
1754
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,445
Oh, shit.
1755
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,011
You saved me, bro.
1756
01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:46,020
David, you're awesome.
You're like a superhero.
1757
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:48,740
- Excuse me.
- That was so awesome.
1758
01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:51,605
- Right here, man. That was badass.
- Excuse me.
1759
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:08,020
You have two new messages.
1760
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:10,700
Hey, babe, sorry I missed you.
1761
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:14,687
- I'll see you later tonight. Miss you.
- David, are you coming?
1762
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:17,528
We gotta go.
We have to be there by 5:00.
1763
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:21,162
Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming. One second.
1764
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:24,324
What the hell's she talking about?
1765
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:40,100
Are you gonna go in?
1766
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,201
Yeah.
1767
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:43,660
Quinn, thank God.
1768
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,580
Hey. You all right? You look like shit.
1769
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:47,011
I'm fine, I'm fine.
1770
01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:49,140
Adam.
1771
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:52,005
We don't have much time.
Visiting hours are almost up.
1772
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:53,820
Did he say anything?
1773
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:55,285
What are you talking about?
He can't speak.
1774
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:56,606
He barely knows where he is.
1775
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,161
Yeah, I... I know that.
1776
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:01,900
Did they find anything else out?
1777
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,288
Nothing. Just that it happened
after the basketball game.
1778
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,205
Oh, shit.
1779
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:10,060
So they don't know what happened.
1780
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:12,740
No, they don't know anything, but, I mean,
look, it's fine. We'll just, you know,
1781
01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:15,340
figure out when the last time
he was safe was and just,
1782
01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:17,363
you know, go back.
1783
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,420
He was fine in school this morning.
1784
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:20,931
What're you talking about?
That was yesterday.
1785
01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:22,340
He's been here since last night.
1786
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:23,420
David, why don't you know this?
1787
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:26,420
I do know, I'm just...
My fucking head, man.
1788
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,180
Look, we gotta do something.
1789
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:30,089
Okay, I'll get Jessie,
we'll come over tonight.
1790
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:32,540
No, no, I'll get Jessie, okay?
1791
01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:34,100
Forget it, just come to my house.
1792
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,009
- When?
- I don't know, just tonight.
1793
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:37,460
- What does that mean?
- I'll call you
1794
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:39,642
when I'm in touch with her, okay?
1795
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:42,564
Something is wrong here.
1796
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,084
It's going to be okay.
1797
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:51,730
It's going to be okay.
1798
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:55,927
It's gonna be okay. It's gonna...
1799
01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:00,491
David!
1800
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,082
David! David, where are you going?
1801
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:05,300
- Chris, just stay here.
- I don't have a ride!
1802
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,164
- I'm coming back!
- Hey!
1803
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:26,001
Okay, Adam.
When is the last time you were safe?
1804
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:28,820
Effects of Lollapalooza.
1805
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:30,763
That's Justin.
1806
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:33,045
That's a different day.
1807
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,611
Doesn't connect to anything at all.
1808
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:36,930
Plane crash had nothing to do with it.
1809
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,011
Adam.
1810
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:48,203
The basketball game. Robberies.
1811
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:49,847
Adam...
1812
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:51,883
Tuesday, 7:00 p.m.
1813
01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:54,210
Everything should be all right.
1814
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:56,845
Oh, shit.
1815
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:00,971
Tuesday.
1816
01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:08,580
David, what are you doing?
1817
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,900
No, Jessie!
Don't come in here! Stay back!
1818
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,365
- Please!
- Where are you going?
1819
01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:15,521
- Don't come in the warp! No!
- David!
1820
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,165
Shit.
1821
01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:28,570
David, when are we?
1822
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:31,923
It's Tuesday. Adam's still okay.
1823
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:33,740
I can make it
so he never ends up in the hospital.
1824
01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:36,780
What about everyone else?
What happened to "nobody jumps alone"?
1825
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:38,006
I know!
1826
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:40,860
I'm sorry for yelling at you.
1827
01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:43,060
I just keep thinking I can go back
and I can fix it myself.
1828
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:45,288
I don't have to worry
about anybody else.
1829
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,604
You keep thinking?
1830
01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:49,420
What do you mean?
1831
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:51,580
How many times
have you done this before?
1832
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,260
David, how many times
have you done this before?
1833
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:55,180
I'm sorry.
1834
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:57,442
Wait, where are you going? David!
1835
01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:58,940
- David!
- Jess!
1836
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,580
You have to stop talking. You're being
too loud. People are gonna hear you.
1837
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:03,020
I don't care if people can hear me!
1838
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:05,407
You have to tell me.
What did you change?
1839
01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:08,460
Lollapalooza.
1840
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:09,561
Wha...
1841
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:13,123
"Before the world ends..."
1842
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:18,980
- That's why you and I...
- No, Jess. Listen.
1843
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:22,289
Listen to me.
I didn't mean for this to happen.
1844
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,448
After everything, you're just a liar.
1845
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:27,300
Jess, I understand
how this could feel...
1846
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:30,051
You have no idea how this feels!
1847
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:32,300
You played me!
1848
01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:33,740
Like I was just some idiot
1849
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,140
that would just fall for your trick
or something!
1850
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:37,571
Stop it.
1851
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,140
There was no other way
I could have got you.
1852
01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:43,460
You didn't care that it was dangerous?
1853
01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:45,340
That all of your friends could be hurt?
1854
01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:46,726
We had this real connection.
1855
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:48,980
I knew it, and I just went back
and I wanted another chance,
1856
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:52,460
and I... I was the person
that I should have been.
1857
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:53,860
How do I know that
you're telling me the truth?
1858
01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:55,900
That's who I should have been.
1859
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,651
How do I know that
this hasn't already happened before?
1860
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:00,180
Twice before? How do I know that?
1861
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:01,740
No.
1862
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,524
Jesus, David.
1863
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:07,060
I mean, did you ever stop
to think that maybe
1864
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,766
I've liked you since
the first time I met you?
1865
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:13,204
No, I didn't.
1866
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:17,363
Well, you know what I would have done?
1867
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:22,180
If I was as smart as you,
if I could have built a time machine?
1868
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:23,281
What?
1869
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:27,003
I would have used it
so I could go back and meet you sooner.
1870
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:30,961
Jess.
1871
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,041
David.
1872
01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:36,726
Jessie.
1873
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:38,645
I love you.
1874
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,700
Guys, I'm here! David, it's me!
1875
01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:43,370
Shit! You gotta let go.
You gotta let go.
1876
01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:46,700
David, it's me.
1877
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:49,883
David, it's me. David, it's me.
David, it's me.
1878
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:51,841
Jess, no!
1879
01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:03,811
Jessie!
1880
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:07,449
Oh, shit. No, no, no, no.
1881
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:10,300
Jess!
1882
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:13,006
Oh, God, please. No, no, no. Shit!
1883
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:18,403
Oh, my God, no! I can save you.
1884
01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:21,722
Please, please. Come on. Come on.
1885
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:26,728
Jess, I got you.
1886
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:39,444
Shit! There's gotta be
more hydrogen in here!
1887
01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:04,900
David, it's Quinn! Open up!
1888
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:08,940
Yo, dude, Jessie's missing
and no one can find her. Is she here?
1889
01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:10,740
I screwed up. I screwed up.
1890
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,100
I wasn't trying to hurt Jessie, I swear.
1891
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,700
I was just trying to keep Adam
from getting in this accident.
1892
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:17,460
Dude, Adam's fine.
1893
01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:19,700
Adam's not in the hospital?
1894
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:21,500
Jesus! How many times
have you jumped?
1895
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:22,860
It doesn't even matter anymore.
1896
01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:26,220
The timelines, you know,
they can, like, crisscross.
1897
01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:28,140
I just need to get more hydrogen.
1898
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:29,540
I'm going back to the beginning.
1899
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:30,980
Why would you need to go back that far?
1900
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:32,900
Because that's the only way to
stop all this from happening!
1901
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:36,209
I need to stop this machine
from ever being built, Quinn.
1902
01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,820
David, think about what you're saying!
1903
01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:41,300
The machine has given us everything!
1904
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:42,481
We can't just get rid of it!
1905
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,940
It's bigger than just us!
Don't you see that?
1906
01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:47,100
- I'm going.
- You are not thinking clearly!
1907
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,060
We can't go back to
the way things were before!
1908
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:50,764
Quinn, don't you get it?
1909
01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:55,900
The only way to fix this
is to destroy everything.
1910
01:31:56,000 --> 01:32:01,006
Dude, people know who we are.
I've never had that.
1911
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:05,682
Quinn, I need you to trust me, okay?
1912
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,490
This is the Atlanta Police Department.
1913
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:14,020
- Open up, please.
- Quinn.
1914
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,180
Okay.
1915
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:17,647
We're looking for David Raskin.
1916
01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:19,020
Just be careful, dude.
1917
01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:20,451
Open up, please.
1918
01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:23,527
You guys go to the back.
1919
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:25,005
If anybody finds this,
1920
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:28,405
I want you to know I didn't mean to hurt
anybody and I didn't kidnap anyone.
1921
01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:30,220
I was just...
1922
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:32,004
I just wanted a second chance.
1923
01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:36,020
My name is David Raskin.
1924
01:32:36,120 --> 01:32:38,122
And I built a time machine.
1925
01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:42,844
Police Department!
Break down the door.
1926
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:46,205
Oh, shit. Come on! Come on!
1927
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:49,140
There he is! Stop him!
1928
01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:51,049
David Raskin, Atlanta PD!
1929
01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:54,045
Oh, shit!
1930
01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:01,211
Oh, shit!
1931
01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:05,808
Oh, shit!
1932
01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:08,207
Oh, shit!
1933
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,460
I see him! David, stop!
1934
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,005
Get on the ground, David!
1935
01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:25,460
The suspect was last seen
headed towards the school.
1936
01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:26,891
You guys take the front.
1937
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:29,460
Stevens, come with me
around the back. Let's move!
1938
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:32,040
Take the other side. Let's go.
1939
01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:58,405
Oh, shit!
1940
01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:22,443
Suspect inside.
1941
01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:30,371
Kick down the door.
Kick down the door. Go!
1942
01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:41,681
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
1943
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:47,366
So you take my keys
and you disappear forever.
1944
01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:50,540
I need to go back to the beginning.
1945
01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:52,820
The timelines crisscross...
1946
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:53,980
Ten years total.
1947
01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:55,060
You look just like him.
1948
01:34:55,160 --> 01:34:56,660
- I won't be gone long.
- Promise?
1949
01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:59,001
You think you'll go back to save him?
Save him?
1950
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:08,729
Guys, I'm so sorry.
1951
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:12,100
Christina.
1952
01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:15,409
Sweetie, I have to go. I have to go.
1953
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:45,404
What are you doing in my house?
1954
01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:51,401
David?
1955
01:36:55,320 --> 01:36:56,651
Hi, Dad.
1956
01:37:01,920 --> 01:37:03,763
You figured it out.
1957
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:05,641
Yeah.
1958
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,331
I don't...
1959
01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:12,740
I've got so many questions.
1960
01:37:12,840 --> 01:37:14,001
We can't.
1961
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:16,761
I can't.
1962
01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:19,340
We were wrong.
1963
01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:21,761
There are no second chances.
1964
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:29,769
Are you okay?
1965
01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:40,524
I'm going to be okay.
1966
01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:45,287
Hey, Dad. Dad, are you down there?
1967
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,763
I think it's time for you
to say goodbye to your son.
1968
01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:02,525
I'm proud of you.
1969
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,321
Who were you talking to, Dad?
1970
01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,780
Just a friend.
1971
01:38:12,880 --> 01:38:14,564
He's here to fix something.
1972
01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:20,203
Where are you going? It's my birthday.
1973
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:23,220
You caught me, pal.
You know I wouldn't be leaving
1974
01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:26,620
unless it was real important.
I won't be gone long.
1975
01:38:26,720 --> 01:38:28,085
Promise?
1976
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:31,925
Of course I promise.
1977
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:34,980
I'll tell you what. Why don't you...
1978
01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:37,560
- Time me.
- Time me.
1979
01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:52,580
You guys ready for this?
1980
01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:53,681
What is this?
1981
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:00,684
Did you just check out my ass?
1982
01:39:00,880 --> 01:39:02,041
Yeah.
1983
01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:03,891
It's yesterday!
1984
01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:05,411
This song goes out to Jessie Pierce.
1985
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:06,846
He is pretty smart, huh?
1986
01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:09,100
Stay out of my perfume.
1987
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:10,660
I'd go back and meet you sooner.
1988
01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:13,127
"Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
1989
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:16,131
I love you.
1990
01:39:44,080 --> 01:39:45,460
What are you, sulking?
1991
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:47,483
God! You scared the shit out of me.
1992
01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:51,085
I'm not sulking.
1993
01:39:51,440 --> 01:39:52,646
Why are you up here?
1994
01:39:54,400 --> 01:39:55,460
It's dumb. You know,
1995
01:39:55,560 --> 01:39:57,860
there's this one last scholarship
where I have to
1996
01:39:57,960 --> 01:40:01,140
submit a proposal for an experiment
and I thought
1997
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:04,860
maybe if I got it,
Mom wouldn't have to sell the house.
1998
01:40:04,960 --> 01:40:07,300
Dad must have a million ideas
lying around up here.
1999
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:08,540
I don't know, Chris.
2000
01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:10,020
I mean, I thought there'd
be something up here.
2001
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:12,540
I can't find anything I can use.
2002
01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:14,324
Hey, what is this?
2003
01:40:19,280 --> 01:40:21,328
When did we get a video camera?
2004
01:40:23,480 --> 01:40:27,060
It's right here.
This is Dad's old camera.
2005
01:40:27,160 --> 01:40:29,447
Did Dad have two old cameras?
2006
01:40:31,120 --> 01:40:32,500
I don't know. Yeah. I guess.
2007
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:34,020
They both say "Property of Ben Raskin."
2008
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:35,300
Yeah, let me see.
2009
01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:38,700
Weird. Do they work?
2010
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:40,060
Yeah, it's playing.
2011
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:42,900
When did we get a video camera?
2012
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,900
That's Dad's old camera.
Remember that?
2013
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:49,846
Yeah. Hey, look, it still works.
2014
01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:56,060
I mean, what the hell
is he supposed to say to her?
2015
01:40:56,160 --> 01:40:57,900
He can't just walk up to her
and be like...
2016
01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:00,526
Would you just be quiet?
2017
01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:04,420
Are you trying to
communicate with me...
2018
01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:05,851
Telepathically.
2019
01:41:08,200 --> 01:41:10,851
How did you know I was gonna say that?
2020
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:15,285
This is gonna sound crazy,
2021
01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:17,840
but I think we're about
to change the world.
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