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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:26,828 - Right here? - Yep. 2 00:01:26,829 --> 00:01:27,829 Okay. 3 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:36,045 I've never done this before. What do I do? 4 00:01:36,046 --> 00:01:39,755 Just be yourself. 5 00:01:39,756 --> 00:01:41,967 Try and forget that there's a camera here. 6 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:43,551 Okay. 7 00:01:43,552 --> 00:01:46,429 Tell me about yourself. Where are you from? 8 00:01:47,848 --> 00:01:50,182 - Texas. - Texas? Really? 9 00:01:50,183 --> 00:01:52,517 What brings you to Wyoming? 10 00:01:52,518 --> 00:01:55,563 My boyfriend and I wanted to, uh... 11 00:01:55,564 --> 00:01:58,439 Well, ex-boyfriend. 12 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,525 We wanted to see all 50 states, like, 13 00:02:01,526 --> 00:02:04,779 to say that we had seen all of the states before, um... 14 00:02:07,323 --> 00:02:08,617 Um... 15 00:02:13,871 --> 00:02:14,872 Shit. 16 00:02:19,376 --> 00:02:20,377 I'm so sorry. 17 00:02:21,712 --> 00:02:22,713 Hey. 18 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:26,841 You don't need to apologize. 19 00:02:27,384 --> 00:02:28,467 It's so embarrassing. 20 00:02:28,468 --> 00:02:30,094 No, it's not. 21 00:02:30,637 --> 00:02:31,638 Hey, look at me. 22 00:02:37,184 --> 00:02:39,311 You're beautiful, okay? It's fine. 23 00:02:40,521 --> 00:02:43,106 Just keep talking. Okay? 24 00:02:50,613 --> 00:02:51,697 So, yeah, we... 25 00:02:52,782 --> 00:02:55,159 We wanted to have this big adventure... 26 00:02:56,869 --> 00:02:58,120 before the baby came. 27 00:03:00,164 --> 00:03:04,668 So... that was the plan. 28 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:07,587 Then... 29 00:03:08,379 --> 00:03:09,505 And then he just left. 30 00:03:10,715 --> 00:03:12,591 And I... I... 31 00:03:13,301 --> 00:03:16,970 And I don't know if it was me or if he just... 32 00:03:18,263 --> 00:03:20,473 he just didn't want to be a dad. 33 00:03:24,269 --> 00:03:25,687 Have you told your family? 34 00:03:28,815 --> 00:03:29,816 No. 35 00:03:31,526 --> 00:03:34,486 No, my mom, she never liked him, and I... 36 00:03:36,363 --> 00:03:38,782 I don't want to hear "I told you so." 37 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:46,998 Uh, I'm... I'm terrified. 38 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:50,668 Like, I knew he was risky, 39 00:03:51,211 --> 00:03:53,921 but, like... fuck it. 40 00:03:54,922 --> 00:03:56,090 Everyone's risky. 41 00:03:58,633 --> 00:03:59,634 I don't know. 42 00:04:02,346 --> 00:04:03,513 I'm so sorry. 43 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:06,349 I'm just blah, you know? I just... 44 00:04:06,350 --> 00:04:09,936 I haven't really had a chance to talk to anyone about it yet and I, um... 45 00:04:10,644 --> 00:04:12,771 I really needed that. Thank you. 46 00:04:28,328 --> 00:04:29,537 What the fuck? 47 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,220 It's just not quite right. 48 00:06:19,221 --> 00:06:21,138 Yeah, I don't feel sorry for her. 49 00:06:21,139 --> 00:06:23,767 - She's not sympathetic. - Because she seems angry. 50 00:06:23,768 --> 00:06:25,893 - That's it. She seems angry. - Mmm-hmm. 51 00:06:25,894 --> 00:06:27,019 What about her look? 52 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,270 Eh, it's okay. 53 00:06:28,271 --> 00:06:30,523 She kinda looks like that one girl in that thing. 54 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,523 From the, uh... 55 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,525 The movie about the junkies in Central Park. 56 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,820 Yes. I hated it. Did you like it? 57 00:06:38,739 --> 00:06:41,157 - No. - Bad. It was bad. 58 00:06:41,158 --> 00:06:42,326 It was horrible. 59 00:06:48,373 --> 00:06:50,625 Did you want me to try it again or... 60 00:06:52,835 --> 00:06:54,629 No, that was great. 61 00:06:55,963 --> 00:06:58,590 {\an8}It says here that you did your BFA in acting at Columbia. 62 00:06:58,591 --> 00:06:59,673 Yeah. 63 00:06:59,674 --> 00:07:01,676 I have a friend who went through that program. 64 00:07:01,677 --> 00:07:03,490 It's a great program. Yeah. 65 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,305 What year did you graduate? 66 00:07:06,806 --> 00:07:07,723 Hmm? 67 00:07:07,724 --> 00:07:09,142 You might know each other. 68 00:07:10,101 --> 00:07:11,978 I might. What's his name? 69 00:07:11,979 --> 00:07:13,104 Hmm. 70 00:07:13,771 --> 00:07:14,937 Kevin Wetmore. 71 00:07:14,938 --> 00:07:17,566 Mmm. He might have been before me. 72 00:07:18,275 --> 00:07:20,528 Mmm-hmm. How do you know he wasn't after you? 73 00:07:20,529 --> 00:07:21,528 Hmm. 74 00:07:24,907 --> 00:07:27,825 And you're okay with nudity, right? 75 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:31,328 Uh, no, um, it's just not for me. 76 00:07:31,329 --> 00:07:33,998 Oh, no, I'm... I'm sure they're fine. 77 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:36,750 Mmm. 78 00:07:38,919 --> 00:07:43,089 - All right. Well, we'll be in touch. - Mmm-hmm. Mmm. 79 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:46,425 Okay. Um... 80 00:07:46,426 --> 00:07:48,887 - Well, great. Thank you guys so much. - Yes. 81 00:07:48,888 --> 00:07:49,804 Thank you. 82 00:07:49,805 --> 00:07:50,930 Um... 83 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:54,309 Have a great rest of your day. Always nice to see you. 84 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:55,601 - Like as well. - You too. 85 00:07:55,602 --> 00:07:56,768 Thanks. 86 00:07:56,769 --> 00:07:58,896 - Okay. Sheryl. - Yeah? 87 00:07:58,897 --> 00:08:00,709 - No. - No. 88 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,524 Uh... Oh, Janet. 89 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,151 - Janet. - Janet. 90 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:13,659 And I really appreciate that you keep inviting me to audition. 91 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,827 I would just love it so much 92 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:19,247 if you could look up from the table when I'm reading the scene. 93 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:23,042 That would just... Just really make my day. 94 00:08:36,097 --> 00:08:37,098 Okay. 95 00:08:39,308 --> 00:08:40,516 It's a big deal. 96 00:08:40,517 --> 00:08:42,644 Network execs don't always give actors direct notes, 97 00:08:42,645 --> 00:08:43,853 but that's the best part. 98 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:46,146 This one pulls me over, he says, "Your face." 99 00:08:46,147 --> 00:08:48,316 "Something about your face has a lot of character." 100 00:08:48,317 --> 00:08:50,193 Which is great. Which means if I test well, 101 00:08:50,194 --> 00:08:52,068 they'll make me a recurring cast member. 102 00:08:52,069 --> 00:08:54,905 Not every single episode, but, you know, it's... 103 00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:56,824 Hey, how's it going? 104 00:08:56,825 --> 00:08:58,742 - Hi. - How'd it go? 105 00:08:58,743 --> 00:09:00,660 Um... Yeah, not... I don't... 106 00:09:00,661 --> 00:09:02,578 Not that great. 107 00:09:02,579 --> 00:09:04,497 - What? You're kidding. - Yeah. 108 00:09:04,498 --> 00:09:08,292 I know. I know. I made you run all those lines with me again for nothing. 109 00:09:08,293 --> 00:09:10,503 No, acting is never wasted time. 110 00:09:10,504 --> 00:09:13,005 I was acting, you were acting. Actors act. 111 00:09:13,006 --> 00:09:15,758 - Well, that's very sweet, Terry. - No. I'm being real. 112 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:18,155 All right. I'm not being sweet, I'm being sincere. 113 00:09:18,156 --> 00:09:20,553 That choice you made when you started whispering 114 00:09:20,554 --> 00:09:23,015 when you were talking about your mom? It gave me goosebumps. 115 00:09:23,016 --> 00:09:24,932 It sounds like your thing went well, huh? 116 00:09:24,933 --> 00:09:27,852 I don't want to talk... Yes. I mean, it went very well. 117 00:09:27,853 --> 00:09:29,395 I wanna hear all about it. 118 00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:32,774 You're just so good. I don't know how you're not booking anything. 119 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,402 - Hello? - Hi, Sheryl, I have Helen for you. 120 00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:37,987 Terry. I just need one second. 121 00:09:37,988 --> 00:09:39,779 Oh, yeah, no problem. 122 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,823 - Hey, sorry I missed your call. - Mmm-hmm. 123 00:09:41,824 --> 00:09:43,741 - I had a client walk off set. - Yeah. 124 00:09:43,742 --> 00:09:45,952 The director fired a gun. It's just chaos. 125 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,578 Oh, wow. That's, um... 126 00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:49,829 No, that sounds crazy. 127 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:52,125 No, I just walked in the door. Did they call already? 128 00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:53,124 They loved you. 129 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,209 No, I really don't think they did. 130 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,504 Well, they thought you weren't quite right for this one. 131 00:09:58,255 --> 00:10:00,903 - So good. - They said you seemed a little too... 132 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:03,551 Yeah, I'm auditioning in a couple weeks I think. 133 00:10:03,552 --> 00:10:06,888 They just weren't sure that you were passionate about the project. 134 00:10:06,889 --> 00:10:09,932 I mean, I am trying, but sure, yeah. 135 00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:12,893 I feel like we've been getting that feedback a lot lately. 136 00:10:12,894 --> 00:10:16,814 Are you still working with that acting coach? Can we find you a... 137 00:10:16,815 --> 00:10:19,358 - Um... Look, Helen? - Yeah? Yeah. 138 00:10:19,359 --> 00:10:20,358 Um... 139 00:10:21,443 --> 00:10:25,113 I think I can maybe just beat you to the punch a little bit here. 140 00:10:25,114 --> 00:10:27,364 - Yeah, I'm rambling. You go ahead. - Mmm-hmm. 141 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:30,910 I'm working really hard and I'm accomplishing very little, so... 142 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,707 I'm not really sure what I'm doing in L.A. anymore. 143 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:38,709 Oh, lots of people go through that. 144 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:39,835 Right. 145 00:10:40,461 --> 00:10:42,338 Helen, I can barely afford my rent. 146 00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:46,633 Hold that thought. Robin, hand me that. 147 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,509 - Thank you. Sheryl? Honey? - Yeah? 148 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:52,930 Okay, sweetie, you know the ABC Studios where they shoot all those... 149 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:53,930 Mmm-hmm. 150 00:10:53,931 --> 00:10:54,889 You know the one. 151 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:57,266 - The stages in the Valley. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 152 00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:59,686 Well, I booked you a guest spot on a TV show. 153 00:11:00,645 --> 00:11:04,023 - Wait, really? - Yep. Yeah, you bet. Friday. 154 00:11:04,858 --> 00:11:06,317 Right, but I didn't audition. 155 00:11:06,318 --> 00:11:07,776 You didn't have to. 156 00:11:07,777 --> 00:11:10,446 I sent them your resume, they think you're perfect. 157 00:11:10,447 --> 00:11:13,449 Um... What's the show? 158 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,783 Bachelor number three, 159 00:11:15,784 --> 00:11:17,994 if I were an ice cream sundae, 160 00:11:17,995 --> 00:11:21,686 what flavor would you want me to be and how would you eat me? 161 00:11:21,687 --> 00:11:25,377 If you were my ex-wife, I'd have to say Rocky Road. 162 00:11:31,799 --> 00:11:33,884 Um... I need a drink. 163 00:11:33,885 --> 00:11:35,551 - I'm a vanilla man myself. - Yeah. 164 00:11:35,552 --> 00:11:38,555 I didn't think I'd come out here and be famous. I just... 165 00:11:38,556 --> 00:11:41,537 I thought if I was disciplined, and I have been... 166 00:11:41,538 --> 00:11:44,520 Yeah, you're locked in your apartment running lines. 167 00:11:44,521 --> 00:11:46,562 I can hear you most of the time. 168 00:11:46,563 --> 00:11:47,562 I have notes. 169 00:11:47,563 --> 00:11:49,648 I have a few notes. 170 00:11:49,649 --> 00:11:51,734 I haven't even been on a date in two years 171 00:11:51,735 --> 00:11:53,903 'cause I didn't want the distraction. 172 00:11:53,904 --> 00:11:55,237 And now the... 173 00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:58,282 I don't know. Helen... 174 00:11:59,366 --> 00:12:01,910 Helen says it's good because it'll get me seen, 175 00:12:01,911 --> 00:12:06,331 and Sally Field was on the show, so she's not totally wrong. 176 00:12:07,457 --> 00:12:10,001 But still, it just feels... 177 00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:11,627 Beneath you? 178 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:13,670 You think I'm being a brat. 179 00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:16,632 No, it's beneath you, but I still think it's a good thing. 180 00:12:17,591 --> 00:12:18,676 The show? 181 00:12:19,301 --> 00:12:20,552 - No shit. - Why? 182 00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:23,512 Because you're gonna meet some cheese ball guy 183 00:12:23,513 --> 00:12:26,641 who you'll spend all of two minutes with and you'll hate, 184 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:28,809 and then you'll be back here. 185 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:31,270 Right here at the bar laughing about it with me. 186 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:32,354 Why will I hate him? 187 00:12:32,897 --> 00:12:35,858 'Cause he's gonna be a dork. 188 00:12:35,859 --> 00:12:38,819 And you'd rather be hanging out with me. 189 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,778 - Yes, obviously. - Obviously. 190 00:12:40,779 --> 00:12:43,281 I mean, you're basically my only friend out here. 191 00:12:43,282 --> 00:12:44,282 Well... 192 00:12:46,076 --> 00:12:47,452 And that's good. 193 00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:54,082 All right, shall we? Another? 194 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:56,376 Uh, no, I probably shouldn't. I, you know... 195 00:12:57,294 --> 00:12:59,254 got my big break coming up, so... 196 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,799 I don't want to look like garbage for that. 197 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,093 You could never look like garbage. 198 00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:07,637 You always look beautiful. 199 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,931 That's sweet. 200 00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:15,435 Oh, my God. Sorry. 201 00:13:15,436 --> 00:13:18,063 That just took me by surprise. Um... 202 00:13:19,147 --> 00:13:21,609 No, that just tickled for, um... 203 00:13:22,442 --> 00:13:23,986 That just took me by surprise. 204 00:13:25,445 --> 00:13:27,239 Sorry, I'm... I... 205 00:13:27,905 --> 00:13:31,826 I think I'm a little jumpy. I had a weird... Pretty weird day. 206 00:13:34,328 --> 00:13:35,412 Yeah, no, I... 207 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,748 I get it. 208 00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:48,299 Okay, great. 209 00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:55,097 Do you want to leave? 210 00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,351 No. Um... 211 00:14:00,853 --> 00:14:02,479 No, we should have another one. 212 00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:23,623 Wake up. 213 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,129 Can't stay here. 214 00:14:30,463 --> 00:14:31,798 - Pack it up. - Yeah, okay. 215 00:14:31,799 --> 00:14:32,965 Let's keep it moving. 216 00:15:31,728 --> 00:15:32,729 Hey. 217 00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:34,591 You need to keep this aisle clear. 218 00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:38,400 You can't just sleep here. 219 00:15:39,776 --> 00:15:40,986 Unbelievable. 220 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:13,016 Shit, shit, shit. 221 00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:14,683 - Shit. - Hey! 222 00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:16,351 Hey! Get back here! 223 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:22,107 Hey! Hey! God damn it! 224 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,195 Fucking bitch. 225 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,448 ♪ Be grandmother for ♪ 226 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,889 ♪ She don't believe no more ♪ 227 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:38,329 ♪ She don't believe ♪ 228 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:45,211 ♪ No one hurries home to call you, baby ♪ 229 00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:00,434 Can I help you with something, buddy? 230 00:17:01,894 --> 00:17:04,104 I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. 231 00:17:05,522 --> 00:17:07,649 I just saw you sitting there... 232 00:17:08,942 --> 00:17:10,569 and the light is perfect. 233 00:17:21,745 --> 00:17:22,746 You're beautiful. 234 00:17:25,269 --> 00:17:26,540 What? 235 00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:27,709 Did I say something? 236 00:17:29,502 --> 00:17:32,004 I look pretty fucking far from beautiful right now. 237 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:34,882 What are you talking about? You look gorgeous. 238 00:17:35,549 --> 00:17:37,259 You got this... Like a... 239 00:17:37,802 --> 00:17:39,511 Like a Linda Manz thing going on. 240 00:17:39,512 --> 00:17:41,304 I don't know who that is. 241 00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:43,932 She was in that movie, uh, Days of Heaven. 242 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,979 Well, consider me fucking swooned. 243 00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:54,942 So you ever done any modeling before? 244 00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:59,196 Dude, I'm broke as shit. So whatever you're trying to sell me... 245 00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:01,781 I'm not trying to sell you anything. I'm serious. 246 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,409 There's this photo contest that I want to enter. 247 00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:05,785 I've been looking for a subject. 248 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:07,912 I think you'd be perfect for it. 249 00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:10,582 Hold that pose. 250 00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:13,626 - Hold what pose? - That pose. 251 00:18:15,378 --> 00:18:17,255 Now look over your left shoulder. 252 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,882 That's your right. Your other left. 253 00:18:22,092 --> 00:18:25,428 There you go. Now look right into the lens right here 254 00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:27,097 and give me that look you just gave me. 255 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:30,808 Come on. There she is. 256 00:18:31,518 --> 00:18:32,893 Look at you. One more. 257 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:35,479 You know, Farrah Fawcett, she's got nothing on you. 258 00:18:40,026 --> 00:18:41,193 So what do you say? 259 00:19:00,961 --> 00:19:02,628 - Lisa. - Sheryl. 260 00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:05,715 - Hi. I'm so sorry I'm late. - No, it's fine. 261 00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:08,802 There was an accident on the 101 and... 262 00:19:12,263 --> 00:19:14,723 Do you need anything? I can get you coffee, water? 263 00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:15,723 Uh, no, thank you. 264 00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:19,019 - Have you eaten? I can get you a bagel. - No, really, I'm fine. 265 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,104 Helen tells me you're from Pennsylvania. 266 00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:22,479 Um, Allentown, yeah. 267 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,150 - Oh, I went to Penn State. - Oh, uh... 268 00:19:25,151 --> 00:19:27,234 Go Lady Lions. 269 00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:29,904 - Can I get you a water? - You asked me that already. 270 00:19:29,905 --> 00:19:31,906 - Okay, right through here. - Great. 271 00:19:31,907 --> 00:19:33,157 Great. 272 00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:38,287 So you excited about this? How you feeling? 273 00:19:38,288 --> 00:19:41,164 Um, good. Yeah, I think it'll be fun. 274 00:19:41,165 --> 00:19:45,043 It'll be so fun. I promise. We'll get you through hair and makeup. 275 00:19:45,044 --> 00:19:47,921 I saw your bachelors backstage. You got a good batch. 276 00:19:47,922 --> 00:19:49,839 Oh, really? What are they like? 277 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,801 - They're idiots, all of them. - I don't know where they get 'em from. 278 00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:55,134 - From under a rock. - Right? 279 00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:59,014 Do you remember that one guy that we had on the show? Um, filmmaker. 280 00:19:59,015 --> 00:20:01,683 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Oh, my God. 281 00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,101 He was beautiful, 282 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,479 but I'm telling you, the IQ of a lug nut. 283 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,356 Oh, it was really too bad. 284 00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:09,231 - You want some? - No. I'm... 285 00:20:09,232 --> 00:20:11,776 So he shows up with his identical twin brother 286 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,862 and he says, "Oh, I'm making a movie." 287 00:20:13,863 --> 00:20:15,278 "We're both acting in it." 288 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:17,948 "I'm the star, but he's playing my best friend." 289 00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:22,369 His identical twin brother is playing his best friend. 290 00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:24,162 - What the hell is that? - Brilliant. 291 00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:25,454 - I love it. - Oh, God. 292 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:28,666 Is it possible to get a guy in this town that isn't a maniac? 293 00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:29,875 Or a total moron. 294 00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:31,606 Hello. Hey, how's everybody doing? 295 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:33,336 Whoa, a room full of beautiful women. 296 00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:35,923 Put that skunk weed away. You're going to get me in trouble. 297 00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:38,549 What's up, Marilyn? So this is Sheryl. 298 00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:41,595 - Yeah, hi. - They told me that you went to Juilliard. 299 00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:43,554 - No. - Well, that's fantastic. 300 00:20:43,555 --> 00:20:46,725 So I guess you're a real music freak? Do you like the sound of this? 301 00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:47,976 Yeah, it's cool. 302 00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:49,227 There you go. See? 303 00:20:49,853 --> 00:20:51,896 Women love that Black sound. 304 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,483 Come on, whatever happened to Tony Bennett? 305 00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:57,609 Whatever happened to Bing Crosby? 306 00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:00,696 I mean, if you want soul, listen to Perry Como singing "Moonglow." 307 00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:03,322 - Hey, can you do me a favor? - Yeah. 308 00:21:03,323 --> 00:21:06,618 Okay. You're an intelligent girl, anyone can see that. 309 00:21:06,619 --> 00:21:08,369 But when you get on that stage, 310 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:10,872 I don't want you to play so smart, all right? 311 00:21:10,873 --> 00:21:12,748 The guys are getting intimidated. 312 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,500 - You know boys, they're babies. - Right. 313 00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:15,959 You know? That's right. 314 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,254 I just need you to laugh and smile just over and over. 315 00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:19,692 - Can you do that for me? - Sure. 316 00:21:19,693 --> 00:21:21,130 - I'd appreciate it. - Of course. 317 00:21:21,131 --> 00:21:23,299 There you go. You have a beautiful smile. 318 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,551 - Mr. Burke, your wife's on the phone. - Yeah? 319 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,388 Okay, thanks. Is this... Is this the dress you're wearing? 320 00:21:28,389 --> 00:21:29,346 Yeah, yeah. 321 00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:32,767 Hey, Bruce. Hey, Bruce, can you hear me? 322 00:21:32,768 --> 00:21:34,059 - Yes. - Yeah, 323 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,896 can we get her in something a little more flattering? 324 00:21:36,897 --> 00:21:38,856 She's got the body, so let's use it. 325 00:21:38,857 --> 00:21:40,441 All right. Thank you so much. 326 00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:43,402 Looks perfect. 327 00:21:44,027 --> 00:21:47,113 The audience is filling up. Everyone's getting excited. 328 00:21:47,114 --> 00:21:48,488 Great. 329 00:21:48,489 --> 00:21:50,408 Looks great. Actually, know what? 330 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,077 Maybe we should try the updo. 331 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,368 Yeah, whatever you want. 332 00:21:53,369 --> 00:21:54,744 - Yeah? - I like it down. 333 00:21:54,745 --> 00:21:56,747 You like it down? Okay, let's do down. 334 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:57,664 Great. 335 00:21:57,665 --> 00:21:59,792 Nice and flowing. Fabulous. 336 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,929 Careful. Smooth it out. Watch the car. 337 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:15,014 Relax, Mom, it's fine. 338 00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:16,723 This is it? 339 00:22:16,724 --> 00:22:18,933 It doesn't look like a television studio. 340 00:22:18,934 --> 00:22:20,936 Mom, how would you know? You've never seen one. 341 00:22:20,937 --> 00:22:22,938 Hey, don't talk back to your mother. 342 00:22:22,939 --> 00:22:24,521 Just looks so drab. 343 00:22:24,522 --> 00:22:26,983 What you see on TV, all these lights and stages. 344 00:22:26,984 --> 00:22:29,944 - There's lights inside, I promise. - Doesn't it look drab? 345 00:22:29,945 --> 00:22:31,988 Should we grab the umbrellas? It's gonna rain. 346 00:22:31,989 --> 00:22:34,406 Gonna rain? Come on. Let's hurry it up. 347 00:22:36,117 --> 00:22:37,451 How are you holding up? 348 00:22:37,452 --> 00:22:38,952 I don't know. 349 00:22:38,953 --> 00:22:41,205 I'm feeling a little drab. 350 00:22:42,038 --> 00:22:44,625 On TV, they have all those big lights and stages. 351 00:22:44,626 --> 00:22:45,709 Yeah, yeah. 352 00:22:47,293 --> 00:22:49,107 So what do you think? 353 00:22:49,108 --> 00:22:50,922 - It's great. - Awesome. 354 00:22:56,344 --> 00:22:57,637 We're ready for you. 355 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:00,723 Okay. 356 00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:03,579 All right, everybody. Let's get started. 357 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,644 Fine to start without the live feed. 358 00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:13,985 It's fine. Good to go. 359 00:23:15,403 --> 00:23:16,862 Ed's ready backstage. 360 00:23:17,488 --> 00:23:21,617 Live from the Chuck Barris Stages in Hollywood, California, 361 00:23:21,618 --> 00:23:26,872 it's The Dating Game. And now your host, Ed Burke. 362 00:23:27,789 --> 00:23:29,916 Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. 363 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:31,124 You're too kind. 364 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,544 Welcome back to The Dating Game. 365 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:33,794 I'm your host Ed Burke, 366 00:23:33,795 --> 00:23:37,214 and we're absolutely thrilled you're all joining us tonight. 367 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:40,634 {\an8}And who knows? Will today be the day that sparks fly? 368 00:23:40,635 --> 00:23:43,219 All right, Ed's just doing his intro now. 369 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:46,431 - As soon as he's done... - Wait, he's on right now? 370 00:23:46,432 --> 00:23:49,309 Mmm-hmm. Okay, oh, just watch your step here. 371 00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:50,392 - Be careful. - Sorry. 372 00:23:50,393 --> 00:23:51,643 Now, this is a program... 373 00:23:51,644 --> 00:23:54,125 Okay, right over here now. Stop, stop. 374 00:23:54,126 --> 00:23:56,388 ...and one very pretty girl. 375 00:23:56,389 --> 00:23:58,651 - Okay. - We give her a chance to question 376 00:23:58,652 --> 00:23:59,693 the gentlemen... 377 00:23:59,694 --> 00:24:01,799 Okay, now you're just around here. 378 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,906 - Up these steps. - Okay. Great. 379 00:24:03,907 --> 00:24:06,032 And then what, I'm just on? 380 00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:08,159 - Mmm-hmm. You okay? - Uh-huh. 381 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,368 Great. Have fun. 382 00:24:09,369 --> 00:24:11,830 {\an8}...show you how we play the game. Come with me. 383 00:24:12,455 --> 00:24:14,560 {\an8}Before we meet our three eligible bachelors, 384 00:24:14,561 --> 00:24:16,666 I think we should meet our lovely bachelorette. 385 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:20,546 I had the chance to meet her backstage and she is ready for a connection. 386 00:24:20,547 --> 00:24:23,130 Sally Field. Sally Field. Sally Field. 387 00:24:23,131 --> 00:24:26,676 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the woman of the hour, Sheryl! 388 00:24:26,677 --> 00:24:27,969 Shit. 389 00:24:38,938 --> 00:24:40,647 I gotta get out of here. 390 00:24:41,482 --> 00:24:43,484 Somewhere I can see the sky. 391 00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:49,072 Yeah, I can't wait. 392 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:53,034 No, the place is great. It's coming together. 393 00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:56,621 {\an8}I'm still seeing you this weekend, right? 394 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:02,417 Yeah, well, you better, 'cause you're in the doghouse now. 395 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,629 Shit. 396 00:25:34,781 --> 00:25:35,782 Shit. 397 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,200 Sorry. Coming. 398 00:25:40,536 --> 00:25:41,537 Coming. 399 00:25:42,621 --> 00:25:44,164 Hey, hey. 400 00:25:44,831 --> 00:25:46,770 - Hey, is this for 2-A? - It is. 401 00:25:46,771 --> 00:25:48,709 'Kay, great. Here, I'll let you in. 402 00:25:48,710 --> 00:25:50,920 We've been ringing the apartment for ten minutes. 403 00:25:50,921 --> 00:25:53,131 Sorry, I was in the shower. I didn't hear it. 404 00:25:54,632 --> 00:25:55,758 Tommy, let's go. 405 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,761 What? 406 00:25:59,512 --> 00:26:01,220 You're just gonna leave it all out here? 407 00:26:01,221 --> 00:26:04,058 Wish we could help, but we have a schedule to keep. 408 00:26:16,944 --> 00:26:18,446 Hey, Ansel Adams. 409 00:26:19,947 --> 00:26:22,365 - It's, like, the last thing. - Yeah. It better be. 410 00:26:22,366 --> 00:26:23,951 Yeah. I think it is. 411 00:26:23,952 --> 00:26:28,205 Okay. Almost. Okay. 412 00:26:29,122 --> 00:26:30,497 You want a beer? 413 00:26:30,498 --> 00:26:32,082 You've never heard of Roman Polanski? 414 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:34,961 - He's the doorman at the Ice Palace? - No, no, no. No. 415 00:26:34,962 --> 00:26:36,316 Big guy with the tattoos? 416 00:26:36,317 --> 00:26:37,670 No. He's the short guy 417 00:26:37,672 --> 00:26:40,216 who directed Repulsion and Rosemary's Baby. 418 00:26:41,258 --> 00:26:43,364 - Are those movies or... - You're killing me. 419 00:26:43,365 --> 00:26:45,647 - I'm trying to name-drop here. - Drop away, man. 420 00:26:45,648 --> 00:26:47,931 No, because you don't know who I'm talking about 421 00:26:47,932 --> 00:26:49,599 so it's not as impressive. 422 00:26:51,809 --> 00:26:53,102 You're fucking with me. 423 00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:56,020 Have I seen Rosemary's Baby? Come on. 424 00:26:56,021 --> 00:26:58,398 What? I don't know. Maybe you don't like scary movies. 425 00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:02,027 I don't like scary movies, but I've seen Rosemary's-fucking-Baby. 426 00:27:02,028 --> 00:27:05,364 Okay, so I took a class with him at NYU, all right? 427 00:27:05,365 --> 00:27:08,824 With Roman Polanski, I mean. And that's it. 428 00:27:08,825 --> 00:27:11,536 - That's all I wanted to say. - Very impressive. 429 00:27:13,371 --> 00:27:14,580 Do you feel better now? 430 00:27:20,168 --> 00:27:21,628 You still go there? 431 00:27:21,629 --> 00:27:23,087 I just graduated. 432 00:27:23,088 --> 00:27:25,590 Congratulations. That's amazing. 433 00:27:25,591 --> 00:27:27,049 So what now? 434 00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:29,261 I'm off to New Hampshire, actually. 435 00:27:29,969 --> 00:27:32,722 Yeah. I'm gonna be teaching kids photography. 436 00:27:32,723 --> 00:27:33,806 Very cool. 437 00:27:33,807 --> 00:27:35,015 Yeah. 438 00:27:35,016 --> 00:27:36,768 You know, it's crazy. 439 00:27:37,727 --> 00:27:39,311 It's my last day here, 440 00:27:40,187 --> 00:27:42,105 and I meet you. 441 00:27:42,106 --> 00:27:47,360 Like, it's so hard to meet people, you know, that you can connect with, so... 442 00:27:48,236 --> 00:27:52,282 when I do I just... I like to savor the moment, you know? 443 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:55,785 Yeah. 444 00:27:56,994 --> 00:27:59,539 Yeah, no, I'm... I'm the same way. 445 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:07,961 Hey, so I should probably get this shit together. 446 00:28:07,962 --> 00:28:11,381 I mean, this place is a mess. I have to get unpacking. 447 00:28:11,382 --> 00:28:14,886 It's, like, such a disaster. I don't know where anything is gonna go, 448 00:28:14,887 --> 00:28:17,054 it's, ugh, a bit insane. 449 00:28:17,055 --> 00:28:19,556 But thank you so much for your help. 450 00:28:19,557 --> 00:28:22,059 It was very, very, very useful, so... 451 00:28:24,687 --> 00:28:26,438 So, you said you were a stewardess? 452 00:28:27,564 --> 00:28:28,565 Uh, yeah. 453 00:28:29,899 --> 00:28:31,443 Well, what's that like? 454 00:28:31,984 --> 00:28:34,446 Well, I get to get groped by sweaty businessman 455 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:36,488 while putting things in the overhead, 456 00:28:36,489 --> 00:28:38,115 so what's not to love? 457 00:28:39,075 --> 00:28:40,700 But, no, it is great. 458 00:28:40,701 --> 00:28:44,288 I mean, I get to see the world and travel for free and... 459 00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:48,583 I mean, I get to go to Egypt next week. 460 00:28:48,584 --> 00:28:51,544 I've always wanted to go to Egypt, so I'm very excited. 461 00:28:53,088 --> 00:28:55,506 I think at first I was afraid that I was gonna get lonely 462 00:28:55,507 --> 00:28:58,175 being away from home, but my airline is amazing... 463 00:28:58,176 --> 00:28:59,510 Can I take your picture? 464 00:29:51,682 --> 00:29:53,767 There she is. What a beauty. 465 00:29:53,768 --> 00:29:55,853 Come on down here, darling. 466 00:29:58,773 --> 00:30:01,441 There we go. You just stand right there for me. 467 00:30:02,359 --> 00:30:05,237 Sheryl is an aspiring actress from Scranton, Pennsylvania. 468 00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:06,987 She used to work massaging feet, 469 00:30:06,988 --> 00:30:09,449 but quit when her boss asked her to work her way up. 470 00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:11,909 She moved here from L.A. after graduating college 471 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:15,204 and now is hoping to find a Romeo to complement her Juliet. 472 00:30:15,205 --> 00:30:18,499 My goodness, you are a beauty. What a knockout. How you doing? 473 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,375 - Uh, doing well. - Okay. Fantastic. 474 00:30:20,376 --> 00:30:22,503 - Are you ready to get this party started? - Yeah. 475 00:30:22,504 --> 00:30:24,879 Okay, well, let the games begin. 476 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,715 The rules of the game are simple. 477 00:30:27,716 --> 00:30:30,134 There are three bachelors behind this partition. 478 00:30:30,135 --> 00:30:33,805 You can ask them whatever you like except for their name, age or occupation. 479 00:30:33,806 --> 00:30:36,223 At the end, you pick which one you'd like to go out with. 480 00:30:36,224 --> 00:30:38,391 - Sound good? - Great. 481 00:30:38,392 --> 00:30:40,602 "A" camera, get ready for the snap zoom. 482 00:30:42,604 --> 00:30:45,440 Hi, Sheryl, pleased to make your pleasure. 483 00:30:45,441 --> 00:30:48,651 No, I mean, pleasure to meet your, um... 484 00:30:48,652 --> 00:30:52,030 - Save that talk for the date. - Pleasure to make your acquaintance. 485 00:30:52,031 --> 00:30:55,325 There we go. Third time's a charm. Bachelor number two? 486 00:30:55,326 --> 00:30:57,326 Hello, Sheryl. 487 00:30:57,327 --> 00:31:00,411 Hello, hello, hello. 488 00:31:00,412 --> 00:31:02,496 If you want to groove, pick number two. 489 00:31:02,497 --> 00:31:04,499 Oh, my God, is he stuck like that? 490 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,334 We'll have to find out. 491 00:31:06,335 --> 00:31:10,088 And would you please say hello to Sheryl, bachelor number three? 492 00:31:10,089 --> 00:31:12,048 Lights up on number three. 493 00:31:12,591 --> 00:31:14,926 We're gonna have a great time together, Sheryl. 494 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,012 He's confident. 495 00:31:23,642 --> 00:31:26,603 Now you know what they sound like, are you ready to take the next step? 496 00:31:26,604 --> 00:31:27,561 I think I am. 497 00:31:27,562 --> 00:31:29,396 - Do you have your question set? - Sure do. 498 00:31:29,397 --> 00:31:31,524 Let's take a seat and make yourself comfortable. 499 00:31:31,525 --> 00:31:33,149 And here we go. 500 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,200 Oh, Jesus, Ed. Okay, cue the "applause" sign. 501 00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:49,373 Bachelor number one, 502 00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,105 we're in a drama class and it's the big audition. 503 00:31:52,106 --> 00:31:54,837 You're a nerdy schoolboy asking me out on a date. 504 00:31:54,838 --> 00:31:56,296 Take it away. 505 00:31:56,297 --> 00:31:58,090 - Ooh! - Uh... 506 00:31:59,425 --> 00:32:02,261 Hey, I... I'm a... 507 00:32:03,637 --> 00:32:08,141 You know, I'm a nerdy schoolboy. Do you want to go on a date? 508 00:32:10,101 --> 00:32:12,603 Is that it? 509 00:32:12,604 --> 00:32:14,856 - Yeah. - Well, we got a genius. 510 00:32:14,857 --> 00:32:16,211 Pan to number two. 511 00:32:16,212 --> 00:32:17,565 I like it, bachelor number one. 512 00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:20,944 Um, bachelor number two, you're the captain of the football team. 513 00:32:20,945 --> 00:32:22,570 Go. 514 00:32:22,571 --> 00:32:24,364 Hey there, Peggy Sue... 515 00:32:24,365 --> 00:32:25,865 Hey, you okay? 516 00:32:25,866 --> 00:32:27,283 Yeah, I'm fine. 517 00:32:27,284 --> 00:32:29,744 I was thinking if you weren't doing nothing, 518 00:32:29,745 --> 00:32:31,745 maybe we could play a game of touch football. 519 00:32:31,746 --> 00:32:33,956 I'd be shirts, you'd be skins. 520 00:32:33,957 --> 00:32:36,167 I don't know. That sounds awfully rough. 521 00:32:36,793 --> 00:32:39,796 Rough and rowdy, that's the way I like it, babe. 522 00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:44,508 Bachelor number three, you're the accomplished professor. 523 00:32:44,509 --> 00:32:45,759 Go for it. 524 00:32:46,510 --> 00:32:49,638 Young lady, I'm gonna need you to stay after class 525 00:32:49,639 --> 00:32:51,222 and have a word with me. 526 00:32:52,807 --> 00:32:55,893 Oh. Do you need to teach me a lesson? 527 00:32:55,894 --> 00:32:58,437 Yes. Yes, I do. 528 00:32:58,438 --> 00:33:01,273 In fact, you're going to have to bend over... 529 00:33:02,692 --> 00:33:04,526 backwards with dedication. 530 00:33:12,408 --> 00:33:15,703 Okay, um, bachelor number one... 531 00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:24,044 If I served you for dinner, what would you be? 532 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,921 Uh, I am the buffet. 533 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,340 I gotta get out of here. 534 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:32,552 - Right now? It's the middle of the show. - Gotta go to the bathroom. 535 00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:33,594 Everything okay? 536 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,430 - Look, stop. - Where's she going? 537 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:37,388 Bachelor number two? 538 00:33:37,389 --> 00:33:40,726 Oh, I'm a big old green salad with the vinaigrette on the side, 539 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:44,146 because I like things undressed. 540 00:33:44,938 --> 00:33:46,440 Ah, that's funny. 541 00:33:52,612 --> 00:33:53,779 Bachelor number one... 542 00:34:01,245 --> 00:34:03,329 Jesus, what the fuck was that? 543 00:34:03,330 --> 00:34:06,166 - Guys, what was that? - Was that part of the show? 544 00:34:07,126 --> 00:34:08,252 What do we do? 545 00:34:12,672 --> 00:34:15,133 Somebody down there get Ed's attention. 546 00:34:18,136 --> 00:34:20,304 Ed. Say something. 547 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:24,224 Uh, well, ladies and gentlemen, that is the end of round one, 548 00:34:24,225 --> 00:34:28,311 and I think we're going to hear from our sponsors. 549 00:34:30,813 --> 00:34:33,650 - We'll be right back. - Go to commercial. Go to two. 550 00:34:34,859 --> 00:34:36,485 What the fuck was that? 551 00:34:36,486 --> 00:34:39,571 'Kay, everyone, we're resetting. Someone clean that up. 552 00:34:39,572 --> 00:34:40,821 What the fuck was that? 553 00:34:40,822 --> 00:34:44,285 Oh, baby, you're doing amazing. Just knocking it out of the park. 554 00:34:44,286 --> 00:34:45,452 Great. 555 00:34:46,995 --> 00:34:49,851 Hey, the magic of television. Huh? 556 00:34:49,852 --> 00:34:52,708 We got some time. Who's here from out of town? 557 00:34:52,709 --> 00:34:54,585 Hollywood, first time? Oh! 558 00:34:55,170 --> 00:34:57,672 Bet you didn't think it was gonna be that exciting. 559 00:34:59,924 --> 00:35:01,257 Right, just clean this up. 560 00:35:01,258 --> 00:35:04,469 Look, this is not my job. She came from over there. 561 00:35:28,616 --> 00:35:29,659 Goddamnit. 562 00:35:59,061 --> 00:36:00,353 Um, do you know where... 563 00:36:00,354 --> 00:36:03,607 He's probably somewhere upstairs holding court. 564 00:36:07,444 --> 00:36:09,528 Yeah, I met her at Warren Beatty's house. 565 00:36:09,529 --> 00:36:12,365 Warren Beatty's house. Listen to this fucking guy. 566 00:36:13,282 --> 00:36:14,659 Hey, uh, Rodney? 567 00:36:16,202 --> 00:36:18,329 - This is the new guy, Mario, right? - Yeah. 568 00:36:18,330 --> 00:36:20,643 And her parents let you take this? 569 00:36:20,644 --> 00:36:22,958 Let me? They paid me. 570 00:36:22,959 --> 00:36:24,208 No. 571 00:36:24,209 --> 00:36:27,755 I can see it. I think it'd be great. That's how the industry works. 572 00:36:27,756 --> 00:36:29,464 Yeah, I know how it works. 573 00:36:42,518 --> 00:36:45,061 - She's just 13. - Yeah, but, I mean, come on. 574 00:36:45,062 --> 00:36:46,313 Girls these days... 575 00:36:47,523 --> 00:36:51,067 You know, I took that one in Malibu a few weeks ago. 576 00:36:51,902 --> 00:36:54,112 Yeah. It's nice. 577 00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:58,866 You know, I was just thinking maybe going there later today. 578 00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:01,743 I usually find my subject at the beach, but... 579 00:37:01,744 --> 00:37:05,080 You'd look great in that light, so, you know, if you're around... 580 00:37:06,623 --> 00:37:10,168 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm not... I'm not busy. 581 00:37:10,169 --> 00:37:11,836 You're not busy. 582 00:37:11,837 --> 00:37:13,504 I'm free whenever. 583 00:37:16,549 --> 00:37:18,863 - Rod. Rod? - Yeah? 584 00:37:18,864 --> 00:37:21,178 Some people are here to see you. 585 00:37:21,179 --> 00:37:23,806 Yeah, who? Warren Beatty? 586 00:37:23,807 --> 00:37:25,348 It's the police. 587 00:37:27,976 --> 00:37:31,979 Oh, yeah, no, um, my place, it was jacked last week, so... 588 00:37:32,939 --> 00:37:35,148 Some of the camera equipment was lost. 589 00:37:35,149 --> 00:37:37,985 They're probably just following up on that, you know? 590 00:37:37,986 --> 00:37:39,611 All right. See you guys later. 591 00:37:43,782 --> 00:37:44,908 Party's over. 592 00:38:01,423 --> 00:38:04,176 Well, that's... That's your job, right? 593 00:38:04,177 --> 00:38:05,510 It's not my job. 594 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:14,227 Yeah. Yeah, you know, we always gotta check these things out. 595 00:38:14,228 --> 00:38:15,770 You're just doing your job. 596 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,104 Sorry for the misunderstanding. 597 00:38:17,105 --> 00:38:19,357 It's okay. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. 598 00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,544 Fuck. 599 00:39:43,392 --> 00:39:44,393 Hey. 600 00:39:45,686 --> 00:39:47,896 Uh, so, um... 601 00:39:48,605 --> 00:39:50,564 Later, I can't, 602 00:39:50,565 --> 00:39:53,484 'cause they actually want me to stay late 603 00:39:53,485 --> 00:39:55,319 because I... 604 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,155 There's like, nobody here. Short on staff. 605 00:39:59,615 --> 00:40:00,700 Um... 606 00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:03,911 Another time? 607 00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:08,707 Yeah. 608 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,835 I'll find someone else. 609 00:40:13,294 --> 00:40:14,295 Okay. 610 00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:18,967 Sorry. 611 00:40:51,705 --> 00:40:53,080 Alison? 612 00:40:54,457 --> 00:40:56,000 Al, are you in there? 613 00:40:56,834 --> 00:41:01,130 Hey, Al, I've been calling for a while and I'm just a little worried about you. 614 00:41:03,382 --> 00:41:05,466 Okay, I'm gonna use the spare. 615 00:41:05,467 --> 00:41:08,970 Now, I'm coming in, okay? If you're in there, I'm coming in. 616 00:41:27,905 --> 00:41:29,865 Yeah, it's all good. All good. 617 00:41:33,201 --> 00:41:35,036 Excuse me. 618 00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:37,830 Gotta work in here. 619 00:41:38,748 --> 00:41:40,832 What'd I tell you? Lug nuts. 620 00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:43,419 - How am I doing? - You're great. Fabulous. 621 00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:46,983 What is it? What's the matter? 622 00:41:46,984 --> 00:41:48,881 Oh, nothing. Nothing. 623 00:41:48,882 --> 00:41:52,302 I'm trying to do what Ed said. Just feels a little weird. That's all. 624 00:41:52,303 --> 00:41:53,344 Oh, fuck Ed. 625 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:56,055 No disrespect, but fuck him. 626 00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:58,933 This isn't a sitcom, you're not coming back next week. 627 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:03,270 What's Ed gonna do? Fire you? 628 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:08,442 You're supposed to be having fun. That's the whole point. 629 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,778 So just be yourself. Say whatever you want. 630 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,616 Do either of you have a pen? 631 00:42:18,617 --> 00:42:21,162 - Yeah, here you go. - Thank you. 632 00:42:23,163 --> 00:42:24,998 She looks fine. 633 00:42:25,708 --> 00:42:28,105 - Yeah, she's gorgeous. - Yeah. 634 00:42:28,106 --> 00:42:30,503 Yeah. Look at these guys. 635 00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:31,878 Thank you. 636 00:42:31,879 --> 00:42:33,089 Don't mind if I do. 637 00:42:33,881 --> 00:42:34,882 No, thanks. 638 00:42:36,008 --> 00:42:38,969 Too small. 639 00:42:38,970 --> 00:42:42,056 Seriously, anything under a C cup, can't do it. 640 00:42:44,058 --> 00:42:45,309 What about her? 641 00:42:47,102 --> 00:42:48,103 What about her? 642 00:42:49,229 --> 00:42:51,564 You haven't seen her yet. What if she's petite? 643 00:42:52,607 --> 00:42:54,650 I'll let her blow me. 644 00:42:54,651 --> 00:42:55,985 No, you won't. 645 00:42:59,322 --> 00:43:02,116 I won't? And why is that? 646 00:43:09,748 --> 00:43:11,666 Because I always get the girl. 647 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:26,303 You guys all set down there? 648 00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:28,640 Check in with Matthew to see how close we are. 649 00:43:30,183 --> 00:43:32,227 He says he just needs 30 seconds. 650 00:43:34,103 --> 00:43:36,439 "B" camera, come on. We're up and running. 651 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,898 In place, everyone. 652 00:43:37,899 --> 00:43:40,860 Ladies, stop messing with her hair. I know you're barely touching her. 653 00:43:40,861 --> 00:43:41,943 We're ready for you. 654 00:43:41,944 --> 00:43:45,030 - Don't let that throw you. You got this. - Okay, Mr. Burke. 655 00:43:45,031 --> 00:43:48,158 Hey, you guys good? You need anything? Okay, great. 656 00:43:50,243 --> 00:43:51,411 We're on. 657 00:43:57,667 --> 00:44:00,002 Laura. Are you okay? 658 00:44:04,048 --> 00:44:06,758 - Hey. - I know bachelor number three. 659 00:44:09,344 --> 00:44:10,345 Oh. 660 00:44:13,473 --> 00:44:14,974 Did you date him or something? 661 00:44:17,811 --> 00:44:21,564 No, I didn't date him. I... He... 662 00:44:31,531 --> 00:44:35,743 Do you remember my friend Alison, the one who was... 663 00:44:36,536 --> 00:44:39,558 Yeah. I remember you talking about her. 664 00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:42,583 And there was that guy at the beach and... 665 00:44:44,626 --> 00:44:48,505 I shouldn't have left her there. I... 666 00:44:54,219 --> 00:44:58,931 I told her to be careful, and I knew that there was something wrong. 667 00:44:58,932 --> 00:45:01,015 I knew something was off about that guy. 668 00:45:01,016 --> 00:45:05,604 - You gave his description to the police. - Yeah. That's the guy. 669 00:45:10,317 --> 00:45:12,110 Bachelor number three? 670 00:45:16,155 --> 00:45:17,323 Um... 671 00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:21,264 How sure are you? 672 00:45:21,265 --> 00:45:22,828 I'm pretty sure. 673 00:45:23,912 --> 00:45:26,039 - Pretty sure? - Like 90%. 674 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,584 But you're not positive. 675 00:45:31,711 --> 00:45:34,672 I'm just saying this guy might look really similar, right? 676 00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:39,844 I'm not saying that I don't believe you, Laura. 677 00:45:41,512 --> 00:45:44,848 I mean, if this guy did what you're implying, then... 678 00:45:45,724 --> 00:45:48,184 wouldn't he be in jail and not on a TV show? 679 00:45:51,479 --> 00:45:52,667 I don't know. I... 680 00:45:52,668 --> 00:45:53,856 It's a big TV show. 681 00:45:53,857 --> 00:45:55,816 You don't think they vet their contestants? 682 00:45:57,777 --> 00:45:59,819 - I... - Maybe it is the guy, right? 683 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:03,282 And maybe the police, they looked into him and they cleared him. 684 00:46:06,701 --> 00:46:08,037 Look, I love you. 685 00:46:09,746 --> 00:46:12,457 And I'm really sorry that you lost your friend. 686 00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:15,126 It must feel like he's around every corner. 687 00:46:15,127 --> 00:46:16,920 I can't even imagine, but... 688 00:46:19,005 --> 00:46:20,714 I'm just not sure what you want me to do. 689 00:46:20,715 --> 00:46:21,715 Get out. 690 00:46:23,216 --> 00:46:25,218 - What? - Get out. 691 00:46:27,470 --> 00:46:29,222 - Laura... - Now! 692 00:46:52,077 --> 00:46:54,495 Okay, everyone. Here we go. Look alive. 693 00:46:54,496 --> 00:46:58,874 We're back into it in five, four, three, two... 694 00:47:01,168 --> 00:47:03,712 All right. Welcome back to The Dating Game. 695 00:47:03,713 --> 00:47:06,693 Thank you for bearing through that, uh, technical difficulty. 696 00:47:06,694 --> 00:47:09,676 Back to the show. Sheryl, the floor is yours. Take it away. 697 00:47:10,802 --> 00:47:12,302 Bachelor number one, 698 00:47:12,303 --> 00:47:15,724 Einstein said that sitting on a hot stove for a minute feels like an hour, 699 00:47:15,725 --> 00:47:18,601 but sitting next to a nice girl for an hour feels like a minute. 700 00:47:18,602 --> 00:47:21,979 That was his theory of special relativity. What's yours? 701 00:47:23,272 --> 00:47:24,357 Um... 702 00:47:26,066 --> 00:47:27,692 What? 703 00:47:27,693 --> 00:47:29,318 I'll come back to you. 704 00:47:29,319 --> 00:47:31,153 Wait. Was that the actual question? 705 00:47:31,154 --> 00:47:33,615 Bachelor number two, when you invite a girl out for dinner, 706 00:47:33,616 --> 00:47:36,909 - what do you expect in return? - Ooh. 707 00:47:36,910 --> 00:47:37,868 Uh... 708 00:47:37,869 --> 00:47:41,873 I guess that depends on the meal. Are we talking filet mignon, or what? 709 00:47:41,874 --> 00:47:43,374 That's a good question, are we? 710 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,334 Yeah. Sure. I'm a generous guy. 711 00:47:46,335 --> 00:47:48,629 - Good to know. - Are these the scripted questions? 712 00:47:48,630 --> 00:47:50,505 Since I'm spending an arm and a leg on dinner, 713 00:47:50,506 --> 00:47:53,674 I'd like to think that she could at least provide the dessert. 714 00:47:54,342 --> 00:47:56,719 Oh, and what would you order for dessert? 715 00:47:57,553 --> 00:48:00,640 - Oh, you know. - No, I don't. Tell me. 716 00:48:02,224 --> 00:48:04,059 Something hot. 717 00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:05,810 Like cherries flambé? 718 00:48:05,811 --> 00:48:07,771 Yeah, with lots of whipped cream. 719 00:48:07,772 --> 00:48:09,313 Sorry, I'm on a diet. 720 00:48:09,314 --> 00:48:12,484 Bachelor number one, how's that theory of special relativity coming along? 721 00:48:12,485 --> 00:48:14,152 - Hmm? - Groovy, keep at it. 722 00:48:14,153 --> 00:48:15,360 Bachelor number three, 723 00:48:15,361 --> 00:48:17,280 what's the difference between a boy and a man? 724 00:48:18,531 --> 00:48:22,493 A boy thinks that buying a woman dinner means she owes him something. 725 00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:26,454 Okay, and what does a man think? 726 00:48:26,455 --> 00:48:27,664 Well, for starters, 727 00:48:27,665 --> 00:48:30,125 he knows better than to start talking about dessert 728 00:48:30,126 --> 00:48:32,002 before he's made it through dinner. 729 00:48:33,962 --> 00:48:35,921 That's not bad. 730 00:48:35,922 --> 00:48:37,881 Bachelor number one, any luck? 731 00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:39,801 Keep up, she's going back to the genius. 732 00:48:39,802 --> 00:48:40,801 I can't. 733 00:48:40,802 --> 00:48:43,679 Okay. Should I be taking notes, teacher, or... 734 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,348 Oh, it will be on the final exam, Ed. 735 00:48:46,349 --> 00:48:47,848 That's good. 736 00:48:47,849 --> 00:48:50,310 Bachelor number three, your buddy's drawing a blank. 737 00:48:50,311 --> 00:48:51,476 Want to help him out? 738 00:48:51,477 --> 00:48:54,147 With his theory of special relativity? 739 00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:55,356 Yeah. 740 00:48:57,108 --> 00:49:00,777 Whether it's for a minute or for an hour, 741 00:49:00,778 --> 00:49:04,364 I'd like to sit relatively close to a special girl 742 00:49:05,157 --> 00:49:06,450 whenever I get the chance. 743 00:49:06,451 --> 00:49:07,866 How's that? 744 00:49:07,867 --> 00:49:10,454 That's pretty good. That's not bad. 745 00:49:29,596 --> 00:49:32,389 Bachelor number one, I threw you a curveball last time. 746 00:49:32,390 --> 00:49:36,268 I'll say. I didn't know I needed to be an astrologer to be on this show. 747 00:49:36,894 --> 00:49:39,396 - Do you mean an astronomer? - Is there a difference? 748 00:49:39,397 --> 00:49:41,023 Do you want there to be? 749 00:49:41,648 --> 00:49:43,984 - Um, no. - By the way, 750 00:49:43,985 --> 00:49:47,028 Einstein was a physicist, not an astronomer. Doesn't matter. 751 00:49:47,029 --> 00:49:48,655 Are you gonna ask me a question? 752 00:49:48,656 --> 00:49:50,280 I just asked you two, but sure. 753 00:49:50,281 --> 00:49:53,075 In the Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals, 754 00:49:53,076 --> 00:49:56,246 - Immanuel Kant argues... - She'll give him a heart attack. 755 00:49:56,247 --> 00:49:57,621 I don't... 756 00:49:57,622 --> 00:50:00,249 I'm kidding. Bachelor number one, I'm kidding. 757 00:50:00,875 --> 00:50:02,543 I'm just having fun with you. 758 00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:05,755 Bachelor number one, this is nice and easy. 759 00:50:07,339 --> 00:50:08,923 What are girls for? 760 00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:12,760 Uh, what do you mean? 761 00:50:12,761 --> 00:50:15,346 Just what I said. What are girls for? 762 00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:18,431 Jeez, you're getting edgy with this one. 763 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:20,184 Oh, want to go back to Immanuel Kant? 764 00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:21,434 No, no, I can do this. 765 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:24,229 Good to hear it. I believe in you, bachelor number one. 766 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,563 Thank you. 767 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,983 Uh, girls are for... 768 00:50:29,943 --> 00:50:30,943 guys. 769 00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:33,362 And... you know, having fun with. 770 00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:35,385 Well, Gloria Steinem would be proud. 771 00:50:35,386 --> 00:50:37,408 Being a little hard on the boys. 772 00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:39,492 - I think we're all having fun. - Of course. 773 00:50:39,493 --> 00:50:41,746 Aren't we having fun? 774 00:50:43,789 --> 00:50:47,083 See? We're having so much fun. 775 00:50:47,959 --> 00:50:50,899 Bachelor number two, what are girls for? 776 00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:53,840 Uh... Why does this feel like a trap? 777 00:50:53,841 --> 00:50:56,009 I don't know. Why does it? 778 00:50:56,926 --> 00:51:01,055 Well, because if I say girls are for wining and dining, 779 00:51:01,056 --> 00:51:02,972 then I sound like a jerk, 780 00:51:02,973 --> 00:51:05,850 and if I say they're for respecting or whatever, 781 00:51:05,851 --> 00:51:08,602 then I just sound like a schmuck looking to get laid. 782 00:51:08,603 --> 00:51:11,648 Okay, bachelor number two, I think you answered my question. 783 00:51:11,649 --> 00:51:13,858 Hey, wait. No, I didn't mean it like that. 784 00:51:13,859 --> 00:51:15,108 Moving on. 785 00:51:15,109 --> 00:51:18,362 Bachelor number three, I'm counting on you. 786 00:51:18,363 --> 00:51:20,531 What are girls for? 787 00:51:25,661 --> 00:51:28,038 I... No. 788 00:51:30,207 --> 00:51:33,085 No. No one's beaten Ali twice. 789 00:51:33,751 --> 00:51:35,169 Yeah, I don't think so. 790 00:51:35,170 --> 00:51:38,840 Uh, Jim, give me a second. Can I help you with something? 791 00:51:40,341 --> 00:51:43,322 Um, I need to speak with someone on The Dating Game. 792 00:51:43,323 --> 00:51:46,305 You want tickets, you need go to guest relations. 793 00:51:46,306 --> 00:51:48,348 Go back down the hallway, take a right. 794 00:51:48,349 --> 00:51:50,767 I don't want to see the show. I just came from there. 795 00:51:50,768 --> 00:51:53,061 I need to speak with someone who works on it, 796 00:51:53,062 --> 00:51:54,813 like a producer or something. 797 00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:56,982 What for? 798 00:51:59,066 --> 00:52:04,154 There's someone on the show right now who shouldn't be there. 799 00:52:04,155 --> 00:52:07,366 Who shouldn't be there? Your boyfriend? 800 00:52:07,367 --> 00:52:09,034 - No. - Husband? 801 00:52:13,622 --> 00:52:16,374 Last year, a friend of mine was raped and murdered, 802 00:52:16,375 --> 00:52:18,960 and the police never... 803 00:52:20,711 --> 00:52:23,672 I think that the guy that killed her is up on that stage right now. 804 00:52:23,673 --> 00:52:24,881 Bachelor number three. 805 00:52:24,882 --> 00:52:30,262 And this is a very dangerous man, so can you just call someone for me? 806 00:52:32,389 --> 00:52:33,473 Please. 807 00:52:34,849 --> 00:52:37,852 Hey, Jim, I'm gonna have to call you back. Yeah. 808 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:42,940 What are girls for? 809 00:52:42,941 --> 00:52:44,400 Yeah, that's right. 810 00:52:45,484 --> 00:52:49,821 Hmm. I guess I'd have to say that that's up to the girl. 811 00:52:49,822 --> 00:52:52,532 That's a very good answer. 812 00:52:52,533 --> 00:52:53,992 Oh, yeah, we love that. 813 00:52:56,911 --> 00:52:57,995 Um... 814 00:53:00,248 --> 00:53:02,458 Bachelor number three, I have a follow-up question. 815 00:53:02,459 --> 00:53:03,416 Shoot. 816 00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:06,003 You've been with the other bachelors for a while now. 817 00:53:06,004 --> 00:53:08,087 We've talked for a bit, yeah. 818 00:53:08,088 --> 00:53:11,110 Okay. Tell me, what's the most disgusting thing 819 00:53:11,111 --> 00:53:14,135 bachelors one and two have said or done backstage? 820 00:53:14,136 --> 00:53:16,554 Besides coming on this show, of course. 821 00:53:16,555 --> 00:53:17,470 That's good. 822 00:53:17,471 --> 00:53:18,722 Oh, gosh. Um... 823 00:53:19,765 --> 00:53:22,142 That's a tough one. If I'm being honest, 824 00:53:22,143 --> 00:53:25,228 bachelor number one didn't really say anything disgusting. 825 00:53:25,229 --> 00:53:28,065 That's, uh... That's true. I didn't. 826 00:53:28,066 --> 00:53:30,233 And what about bachelor number two? 827 00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:36,281 Um, I can't repeat it word for word as how we're on television and all, but... 828 00:53:37,198 --> 00:53:40,283 he had some thoughts about bra sizes 829 00:53:40,284 --> 00:53:42,870 being a prerequisite for a meaningful relationship. 830 00:53:43,662 --> 00:53:45,831 Oh. Is that right? 831 00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:49,500 Oh, darn it, that signals the end of our game. 832 00:53:49,501 --> 00:53:52,253 Sheryl, it's time to make a decision. 833 00:53:52,254 --> 00:53:54,840 Why don't you sit right there, analyze what you heard? 834 00:53:54,841 --> 00:53:57,007 We're going to take a little time for you 835 00:53:57,008 --> 00:53:59,260 to make a decision about the very fine products... 836 00:54:00,010 --> 00:54:03,305 You can wait in the office here. Someone will be with you shortly. 837 00:54:03,973 --> 00:54:05,181 Who? 838 00:54:05,182 --> 00:54:08,143 George Elliot. Series producer. 839 00:54:10,187 --> 00:54:11,813 You can have a seat if you like. 840 00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:18,361 He'll be able to help you. Good luck. 841 00:54:19,112 --> 00:54:20,113 Thank you. 842 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,031 Really. 843 00:54:23,949 --> 00:54:26,117 And we'll be right back. 844 00:54:26,118 --> 00:54:28,704 And we're out. 845 00:54:29,621 --> 00:54:31,498 After the show, I want this cunt out of here. 846 00:54:31,499 --> 00:54:33,041 I never want to see her again. 847 00:54:33,042 --> 00:54:34,584 I know. I'm so sorry, sir. 848 00:54:35,752 --> 00:54:37,669 So who you gonna pick? 849 00:54:37,670 --> 00:54:40,422 - Oh, knock it off. - What? I'm just asking. 850 00:54:40,423 --> 00:54:41,923 Do you think I went too far? 851 00:54:41,924 --> 00:54:44,760 I think he thinks you went too far. 852 00:54:44,761 --> 00:54:46,637 He thinks everything is too far. 853 00:54:48,722 --> 00:54:49,973 Yeah, but do you, though? 854 00:54:50,557 --> 00:54:53,350 Honey, I've been on the show since 1968 855 00:54:53,351 --> 00:54:56,771 and I've seen more idiots flirting back and forth than I can count. 856 00:54:57,313 --> 00:55:00,650 The one thing I've learned is no matter what words they use, 857 00:55:00,651 --> 00:55:03,528 the question beneath the question remains the same. 858 00:55:05,905 --> 00:55:08,323 All right. What's the question? 859 00:55:09,074 --> 00:55:10,575 Which one of you will hurt me? 860 00:55:12,369 --> 00:55:14,538 You just asked it clearer than most. 861 00:55:22,295 --> 00:55:24,128 Hey, man, what the fuck? 862 00:55:24,129 --> 00:55:25,964 Why would you tell her that? 863 00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:27,925 She asked. 864 00:55:29,092 --> 00:55:30,218 Fuck you. 865 00:55:31,136 --> 00:55:35,140 You know what? Soon as this show's over, you and me, we're gonna have words. 866 00:55:35,141 --> 00:55:36,349 Is that right? 867 00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:39,936 Well, what if I don't show? 868 00:55:40,519 --> 00:55:42,604 You gonna hire somebody to track me down? 869 00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:44,773 Fucking pussy. 870 00:55:45,566 --> 00:55:48,067 You know what? I have a better idea. 871 00:55:48,068 --> 00:55:51,822 Why don't we swap contact information so we know where to find each other? 872 00:55:53,323 --> 00:55:54,866 Okay. Yeah. 873 00:55:59,495 --> 00:56:02,915 Stocker Street, Glendale. Yeah, I know where that is. 874 00:56:03,874 --> 00:56:04,959 Here. 875 00:56:08,170 --> 00:56:11,423 Jesus, what the fuck is that, man? 876 00:56:17,011 --> 00:56:19,263 It's fake. 877 00:56:19,264 --> 00:56:21,390 You fucking weirdo. 878 00:56:21,391 --> 00:56:22,766 Yeah. 879 00:56:56,297 --> 00:56:58,133 All right, folks, everyone in place. 880 00:56:59,759 --> 00:57:02,512 That's enough. Let's get out of here. 881 00:57:02,513 --> 00:57:04,262 Let's move this chair. Get up, Sheryl. 882 00:57:04,263 --> 00:57:07,975 We've had an entire commercial break to get rid of this. Come on. Go. 883 00:57:07,976 --> 00:57:09,142 Here, right there. 884 00:57:09,143 --> 00:57:11,436 - And five, four, three, two... - Go, go. 885 00:57:11,437 --> 00:57:13,604 Boys are babies, right? 886 00:57:13,605 --> 00:57:16,085 Welcome back to The Dating Game. 887 00:57:16,086 --> 00:57:18,567 Sheryl, you have played this game beautifully, 888 00:57:18,568 --> 00:57:20,652 but now it is time to make a decision. 889 00:57:20,653 --> 00:57:24,615 Our bachelors were cool, candid, sharp and, uh, patient, 890 00:57:24,616 --> 00:57:26,659 but only one of them can get the date. 891 00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:28,492 Will it be bachelor number one, 892 00:57:28,493 --> 00:57:31,288 bachelor number two or bachelor number three? 893 00:57:31,289 --> 00:57:33,206 Sheryl, who is the lucky guy? 894 00:57:33,790 --> 00:57:35,979 - Number three. - Number three. 895 00:57:35,980 --> 00:57:38,168 My, my, my. Let me ask you, Sheryl, 896 00:57:38,169 --> 00:57:40,797 what about number three appealed to you the most? 897 00:57:40,798 --> 00:57:42,297 He knows what girls are for. 898 00:57:42,298 --> 00:57:44,237 He knows what girls are for. 899 00:57:44,238 --> 00:57:46,176 Before we meet bachelor number three, 900 00:57:46,177 --> 00:57:48,136 let me introduce you to bachelor number one. 901 00:57:48,137 --> 00:57:49,345 From Sherman Oaks, 902 00:57:49,346 --> 00:57:52,098 he is a medical intern and desires to own his own practice. 903 00:57:52,099 --> 00:57:54,267 His hobbies include reading and golf. 904 00:57:54,268 --> 00:57:56,601 Please welcome Josh Young. 905 00:57:56,602 --> 00:57:58,521 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 906 00:57:58,522 --> 00:58:00,439 Wonderful job. Marvelous job. 907 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,693 Bachelor number two is a furniture designer from Glendale 908 00:58:03,694 --> 00:58:06,070 who enjoys Frisbee and dancing. 909 00:58:06,071 --> 00:58:08,447 Sheryl, please meet Arnie Aslan. 910 00:58:11,032 --> 00:58:12,701 Careful with that asshole. 911 00:58:12,702 --> 00:58:13,867 Thank you, gentlemen. 912 00:58:13,868 --> 00:58:17,121 We have some very fine parting gifts for you right out this way. 913 00:58:18,247 --> 00:58:21,500 It is time to come face to face with the bachelor you did choose, 914 00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:24,127 but, first, I'd like to tell you a little bit about him. 915 00:58:24,837 --> 00:58:28,380 Bachelor number three hails from the great state of Texas. 916 00:58:28,381 --> 00:58:32,260 He's a skydiver, into motorcycling, and is a fine photographer. 917 00:58:32,261 --> 00:58:34,971 Please welcome Rodney Alcala. 918 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:41,977 - How are you? - Nice to meet you. 919 00:58:41,978 --> 00:58:44,105 - Nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you. 920 00:58:44,106 --> 00:58:45,605 Well, you did it, Rodney. 921 00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:48,650 You offered some great answers to some very tricky questions 922 00:58:48,651 --> 00:58:50,548 - and you got the girl. - Thanks, Ed. 923 00:58:50,549 --> 00:58:52,444 Rodney and Sheryl, pack your bags, 924 00:58:52,445 --> 00:58:56,074 you're going on an all-expense paid trip to Carmel, California. 925 00:58:56,075 --> 00:58:57,407 Thanks for joining us. 926 00:58:57,408 --> 00:58:59,702 We'll see you next time on The Dating Game. 927 00:58:59,703 --> 00:59:01,328 And we're out. 928 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:04,288 - Great job, sir. Follow me. - Sheryl, sweetie? 929 00:59:04,289 --> 00:59:08,085 This way. Watch your step here. Just go through this door. Thank you. 930 00:59:29,479 --> 00:59:30,480 Excuse me? 931 00:59:32,607 --> 00:59:35,318 Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. Um... 932 00:59:36,110 --> 00:59:39,739 I'm supposed to meet with someone named George Elliot. He's a producer. 933 00:59:39,740 --> 00:59:40,739 I beg your pardon? 934 00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:44,576 George Elliot. He's an executive producer on The Dating Game. 935 00:59:44,577 --> 00:59:47,036 Do you know where I could find him? 936 00:59:47,037 --> 00:59:49,415 It's very important that I speak with him. 937 00:59:49,416 --> 00:59:51,207 I doubt that very much. 938 00:59:52,167 --> 00:59:53,251 Why? 939 00:59:55,545 --> 00:59:57,130 Because I'm George Elliot. 940 01:00:01,551 --> 01:00:02,677 What? 941 01:00:03,343 --> 01:00:04,554 Let me guess. 942 01:00:05,345 --> 01:00:07,932 Security guard out front, he set this up, yeah? 943 01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:12,186 He is a real asshole, all right. 944 01:00:18,524 --> 01:00:19,357 Excuse me. 945 01:00:19,358 --> 01:00:22,278 If there's something I can do, I'd be happy to try and... 946 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,326 Thank you so much again. Did you have fun? 947 01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:32,892 - Yeah, I had a lot of fun. - Okay, right this way. 948 01:00:32,893 --> 01:00:35,550 - This way? Got it. - Just around this corner here. 949 01:00:35,551 --> 01:00:38,209 - I thought it went really well. - I think so too. 950 01:00:38,210 --> 01:00:40,377 Now, safe travels. We'll be in touch. 951 01:00:40,378 --> 01:00:43,464 Thank you so much. 952 01:00:49,761 --> 01:00:50,846 Sheryl? 953 01:00:52,222 --> 01:00:54,515 Hi. Hey. 954 01:00:55,183 --> 01:00:56,350 I lost you back there. 955 01:00:56,351 --> 01:01:00,146 Yeah, I looked for you after I changed, but that was crazy. 956 01:01:01,021 --> 01:01:03,565 The whole thing was crazy. 957 01:01:03,566 --> 01:01:07,611 They shoved me on stage, the lights went on and here we go. 958 01:01:07,612 --> 01:01:10,239 Yeah. Yeah. 959 01:01:11,656 --> 01:01:13,031 It was kind of fun. 960 01:01:13,032 --> 01:01:17,954 I mean, it was evil and soul-crushing, but... I had a little fun. 961 01:01:19,038 --> 01:01:20,248 Yeah. 962 01:01:21,707 --> 01:01:26,670 But, yeah, uh, I guess I'll see you in Carmel. 963 01:01:27,755 --> 01:01:30,382 I mean, do you wanna go somewhere now? 964 01:01:36,138 --> 01:01:37,555 No fucking way. 965 01:01:38,723 --> 01:01:40,141 This is beautiful. 966 01:01:44,979 --> 01:01:46,063 Hey. 967 01:01:47,189 --> 01:01:48,439 You want some? 968 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,691 Hell yeah. 969 01:01:51,527 --> 01:01:54,612 Man, who would have thought that I'd found the love of my life today? 970 01:01:54,613 --> 01:01:58,533 Don't make me fucking laugh, you asshole. 971 01:01:58,534 --> 01:01:59,784 Take it easy. 972 01:02:12,129 --> 01:02:13,297 Is that your stuff? 973 01:02:14,423 --> 01:02:16,174 Yeah, that's some of my work. 974 01:02:18,384 --> 01:02:20,386 Let's see what I'm working with. 975 01:02:29,937 --> 01:02:30,938 Wow. 976 01:02:32,314 --> 01:02:33,315 These are, um... 977 01:02:33,941 --> 01:02:35,483 I won 500 with that one. 978 01:02:37,235 --> 01:02:38,403 No shit. 979 01:02:39,153 --> 01:02:40,237 Yep. 980 01:02:49,830 --> 01:02:51,915 All right, well, enough of this crap. 981 01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:55,293 Why don't you spill it out? Where are you from? 982 01:02:56,669 --> 01:02:58,004 Why do you want to know? 983 01:02:58,005 --> 01:02:59,339 Why are you not telling me? 984 01:03:00,381 --> 01:03:02,592 Maybe because I didn't fucking like it there. 985 01:03:03,217 --> 01:03:04,719 Ah, okay. 986 01:03:05,469 --> 01:03:07,304 So you're a runaway. 987 01:03:08,138 --> 01:03:09,389 Oh, my God. 988 01:03:10,182 --> 01:03:12,601 You make me sound like I'm Oliver-fucking-Twist. 989 01:03:14,143 --> 01:03:15,562 I'm independent. 990 01:03:17,564 --> 01:03:20,399 Your folks, they must be worried. 991 01:03:23,777 --> 01:03:26,154 Tammy's too loaded to worry about anything. 992 01:03:27,531 --> 01:03:30,075 What about your dad? Where's he at? 993 01:03:31,284 --> 01:03:32,410 Who knows? 994 01:03:33,161 --> 01:03:34,787 He took off when I was a kid. 995 01:03:35,830 --> 01:03:37,207 That must have been tough. 996 01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:40,417 You know, growing up without him. 997 01:03:42,211 --> 01:03:43,545 Oh, please. 998 01:03:45,422 --> 01:03:47,258 When did your dad walk out on you? 999 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,427 Did you make it to eighth grade? 1000 01:04:00,436 --> 01:04:02,104 Did you ever try to find him? 1001 01:04:03,147 --> 01:04:06,150 No. I'm afraid I'd kill him. 1002 01:04:10,154 --> 01:04:13,573 It's amazing how one selfish asshole can fuck up your entire life. 1003 01:04:27,085 --> 01:04:28,086 Here. 1004 01:04:29,797 --> 01:04:30,923 What is this? 1005 01:04:31,673 --> 01:04:32,966 It's chocolate. 1006 01:04:34,009 --> 01:04:35,177 What's it for? 1007 01:04:36,719 --> 01:04:37,970 It's Valentine's Day. 1008 01:04:40,139 --> 01:04:41,641 You're my valentine. 1009 01:04:57,113 --> 01:04:58,822 That looks pretty far. 1010 01:04:58,823 --> 01:05:00,658 It's not. It's just up that hill. 1011 01:05:01,367 --> 01:05:02,368 Hill? 1012 01:05:04,286 --> 01:05:06,371 - You wearing comfortable shoes? - Yeah. 1013 01:05:06,372 --> 01:05:09,041 Good, 'cause you'll need 'em. 1014 01:05:14,128 --> 01:05:15,296 You ready? 1015 01:05:16,172 --> 01:05:18,466 - Yeah. - All right, follow me. 1016 01:05:21,510 --> 01:05:22,720 Almost there. 1017 01:05:23,596 --> 01:05:25,012 Sun's going down too. 1018 01:05:25,013 --> 01:05:26,681 Where do you want me to stand? 1019 01:05:26,682 --> 01:05:29,267 Just keep going that way, by the rock. 1020 01:05:29,268 --> 01:05:30,434 This one? 1021 01:05:30,435 --> 01:05:32,020 Just keep going. 1022 01:05:35,648 --> 01:05:37,066 Yeah, right by the edge. 1023 01:05:37,609 --> 01:05:38,901 There, that's nice. 1024 01:05:48,452 --> 01:05:50,203 Now turn around, face the light. 1025 01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:56,001 Yeah, that's beautiful. 1026 01:05:59,712 --> 01:06:01,046 You're a natural. 1027 01:06:04,717 --> 01:06:06,093 All right, just one more. 1028 01:06:12,807 --> 01:06:14,559 Now look up straight to the sky. 1029 01:06:25,361 --> 01:06:26,779 Did you get the shot? 1030 01:06:32,367 --> 01:06:33,368 Rodney? 1031 01:06:36,871 --> 01:06:40,500 Oh, my God, where are we? What is this place? 1032 01:06:40,501 --> 01:06:42,375 I don't know, 1033 01:06:42,376 --> 01:06:45,296 but this is what happens when a pretty girl like yourself 1034 01:06:45,297 --> 01:06:47,631 tells me to duck into the first place I find. 1035 01:06:47,632 --> 01:06:48,799 Oh, my God. 1036 01:06:49,383 --> 01:06:51,677 I thought it looked normal from the outside. 1037 01:06:54,345 --> 01:06:56,932 - What are you reading? - Oh, uh... 1038 01:06:57,598 --> 01:07:00,185 Uh, Cowboy Mouth. It's this play. 1039 01:07:00,186 --> 01:07:01,686 Sam Shepard, Patti Smith. 1040 01:07:02,562 --> 01:07:03,687 Yeah. 1041 01:07:03,688 --> 01:07:05,981 I saw the... The original run. 1042 01:07:05,982 --> 01:07:08,275 Really? So you lived in New York. 1043 01:07:08,276 --> 01:07:09,901 Yeah, NYU. 1044 01:07:09,902 --> 01:07:11,486 - Columbia. - Mmm. 1045 01:07:12,196 --> 01:07:14,697 I probably passed you on the subway. 1046 01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:17,200 Mmm. I think I would remember you. 1047 01:07:19,327 --> 01:07:20,369 Um... 1048 01:07:21,870 --> 01:07:24,998 Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way 1049 01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:27,501 in order to come back a short distance correctly. 1050 01:07:28,335 --> 01:07:30,128 Is that Cowboy Mouth or... 1051 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,921 Oh, no, The Zoo Story. 1052 01:07:31,922 --> 01:07:33,924 Ah, that's right. Oh, my God. 1053 01:07:34,799 --> 01:07:36,801 It's such a beautiful piece. 1054 01:07:36,802 --> 01:07:38,260 - You know it? - Yeah. 1055 01:07:38,261 --> 01:07:41,222 Yeah. Yeah, Albee's an incredible writer. 1056 01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:43,765 He is. He's, um... He's a genius. 1057 01:07:43,766 --> 01:07:46,102 You know, he's actually... It's one of my favorites. 1058 01:07:47,353 --> 01:07:48,979 Wow, you know your stuff. 1059 01:07:50,564 --> 01:07:51,773 Um... 1060 01:07:52,357 --> 01:07:55,067 Anyway, there's a production of Cowboy Mouth 1061 01:07:55,068 --> 01:07:59,947 that's going up at the Odyssey, so I'm auditioning in, like, a week. 1062 01:07:59,948 --> 01:08:01,156 Cool. 1063 01:08:01,157 --> 01:08:04,410 Well, I can't wait to see you in that. 1064 01:08:04,411 --> 01:08:07,287 - Yeah, I don't have the part yet. - It's in the bag. 1065 01:08:07,288 --> 01:08:09,205 - Oh, yeah, you think so? - Yeah, for sure. 1066 01:08:09,206 --> 01:08:12,251 I mean you have this Patti Smith vibration thing going on. 1067 01:08:14,503 --> 01:08:18,422 That's sweet. I could not have less of a Patti Smith vibration going on. 1068 01:08:19,090 --> 01:08:21,885 I'm not talking about this. 1069 01:08:22,468 --> 01:08:26,680 I'm talking about... soul, you know? 1070 01:08:28,348 --> 01:08:29,432 Okay. 1071 01:08:31,810 --> 01:08:35,063 That's very far out. 1072 01:08:39,359 --> 01:08:42,069 I mean, it's... I think that's good. 1073 01:08:42,987 --> 01:08:44,571 That's good. I'm into that. 1074 01:08:58,043 --> 01:09:00,878 I'm probably making this harder than it has to be. 1075 01:09:05,508 --> 01:09:08,761 I don't date much. I don't date at all, actually. 1076 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,059 But you decided to go to The Dating Game. 1077 01:09:21,856 --> 01:09:23,482 Yeah, that's funny. Um... 1078 01:09:27,653 --> 01:09:29,822 My agent said it would get me seen. 1079 01:09:30,530 --> 01:09:32,740 "It's good exposure. It'll get you seen." 1080 01:09:39,831 --> 01:09:41,123 Did you feel seen? 1081 01:09:45,836 --> 01:09:47,338 I felt looked at. 1082 01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,717 How do you feel right now? 1083 01:09:56,637 --> 01:09:57,722 Fine. 1084 01:09:59,599 --> 01:10:02,017 Fine. 1085 01:10:08,565 --> 01:10:10,900 You know, most people don't like to be seen. 1086 01:10:12,777 --> 01:10:13,945 They're afraid. 1087 01:10:15,238 --> 01:10:17,741 Because you have to be comfortable with yourself. 1088 01:10:19,450 --> 01:10:21,410 You have to stop performing. 1089 01:10:23,121 --> 01:10:24,122 Hmm. 1090 01:10:24,747 --> 01:10:26,249 I never hide who I am. 1091 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:31,419 Excuse me, ma'am? Can you give us another round? 1092 01:10:32,170 --> 01:10:33,338 We had the mai tais. 1093 01:10:37,634 --> 01:10:40,803 Sorry, you missed last call. We're just closing up. 1094 01:10:42,388 --> 01:10:43,555 That's a shame. 1095 01:10:46,308 --> 01:10:49,353 Well, I guess we'll have to get out of here then, huh? 1096 01:10:55,191 --> 01:10:56,192 Yeah. 1097 01:11:16,002 --> 01:11:18,171 - Parked back at the lot? - Yeah. 1098 01:11:19,213 --> 01:11:20,714 I'll walk with you. 1099 01:11:28,013 --> 01:11:29,264 What's your number? 1100 01:11:30,515 --> 01:11:33,643 I figure we have to connect before we go to Carmel, so... 1101 01:11:34,727 --> 01:11:36,146 Oh, yeah, that makes sense. 1102 01:11:54,788 --> 01:11:56,164 Something wrong? 1103 01:11:58,959 --> 01:12:00,168 No. 1104 01:12:04,046 --> 01:12:05,130 Thanks. 1105 01:12:26,442 --> 01:12:27,526 Good night. 1106 01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:41,623 Hey. 1107 01:12:43,540 --> 01:12:44,959 Can you tell me your number? 1108 01:12:46,293 --> 01:12:48,837 - I just gave it to you. - Yeah, no, I know, I just... 1109 01:12:48,838 --> 01:12:50,755 want to make sure I have the right one. 1110 01:12:50,756 --> 01:12:54,551 You know, sometimes the fours, they kind of look like nines. 1111 01:12:56,762 --> 01:12:57,762 Right. Um... 1112 01:13:01,224 --> 01:13:02,724 Yeah, just let me see it and I... 1113 01:13:02,725 --> 01:13:04,226 You can't repeat it from memory? 1114 01:13:13,277 --> 01:13:16,655 So I guess this means we're not really meeting up in Carmel anymore? 1115 01:13:20,116 --> 01:13:21,742 I'm not going anywhere with you. 1116 01:13:24,745 --> 01:13:25,871 All right. 1117 01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,081 Fair enough. 1118 01:13:32,836 --> 01:13:35,255 Maybe I'll see you around. 1119 01:13:37,799 --> 01:13:39,216 Yeah, maybe. 1120 01:13:42,094 --> 01:13:44,680 Then you'd get your fucking head bashed in. 1121 01:13:52,813 --> 01:13:53,897 What? 1122 01:14:34,767 --> 01:14:35,852 Fuck. 1123 01:14:44,777 --> 01:14:46,988 Fuck. Fuck. 1124 01:14:47,821 --> 01:14:48,822 Fuck. 1125 01:14:54,786 --> 01:14:56,537 Get your fucking hand off my car. 1126 01:16:01,722 --> 01:16:02,890 Fuck. 1127 01:16:21,826 --> 01:16:22,824 So great. 1128 01:16:22,825 --> 01:16:25,328 Sarah, can you save that for later? Thanks. 1129 01:16:27,455 --> 01:16:29,707 Really good. Yeah, try one more. 1130 01:17:13,788 --> 01:17:14,873 You ready? 1131 01:17:24,632 --> 01:17:25,923 {\an8}Yeah, I did. 1132 01:17:25,924 --> 01:17:28,801 {\an8}I did file a report in December of last year, 1133 01:17:28,802 --> 01:17:33,348 and I don't know what else to tell... This man, he was on national television. 1134 01:17:33,349 --> 01:17:36,351 Look, I don't know who you spoke with, all right? 1135 01:17:36,352 --> 01:17:38,770 I... I don't know who I spoke with either. 1136 01:17:38,771 --> 01:17:40,855 How many... Forget it. 1137 01:17:43,482 --> 01:17:45,651 Do your fucking job! 1138 01:17:47,569 --> 01:17:48,737 Fuck! 1139 01:17:49,780 --> 01:17:52,283 - Ma'am? - Sorry. I'm going. 1140 01:17:53,450 --> 01:17:56,286 Sheryl, sweetie, I think you're making a mistake. 1141 01:17:56,287 --> 01:17:57,870 I can appreciate that, Helen. 1142 01:17:57,871 --> 01:18:00,290 Right now MGM is looking for an unknown brunette 1143 01:18:00,291 --> 01:18:02,081 for this big thriller they've got, 1144 01:18:02,082 --> 01:18:04,876 and they do want to see a swimsuit photo before you can audition... 1145 01:18:04,877 --> 01:18:07,880 - I'm not gonna do that. - I'll see if they can make an exception. 1146 01:18:07,881 --> 01:18:10,548 No, not just this audition, all of it. 1147 01:18:10,549 --> 01:18:12,863 Don't be the girl who was on one stupid TV show 1148 01:18:12,864 --> 01:18:15,178 and was never seen again. You're better than that. 1149 01:18:15,179 --> 01:18:17,639 Yeah, I know. 1150 01:18:18,682 --> 01:18:20,954 Listen, I'm really sorry that it didn't work out 1151 01:18:20,955 --> 01:18:23,227 and I appreciate everything, I really do. 1152 01:18:23,894 --> 01:18:24,895 Um... 1153 01:18:26,397 --> 01:18:27,565 Bye, Helen. 1154 01:18:34,988 --> 01:18:36,323 I just, um... 1155 01:18:38,658 --> 01:18:39,659 Okay. 1156 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,801 This is everything, so we're good to go. 1157 01:20:55,826 --> 01:20:56,993 Hey. 1158 01:21:03,249 --> 01:21:04,917 Hey, are you okay? 1159 01:21:11,631 --> 01:21:14,134 I guess things got pretty crazy last night. 1160 01:21:23,642 --> 01:21:25,769 Do you think that you could do me a favor? 1161 01:21:28,731 --> 01:21:31,734 Do you think that you could not tell anyone about this? 1162 01:21:33,068 --> 01:21:34,069 Please? 1163 01:21:41,993 --> 01:21:45,412 I would just be so fucking embarrassed. 1164 01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:50,501 You know how judgmental people can be. 1165 01:21:59,217 --> 01:22:00,468 Thank you. 1166 01:22:05,390 --> 01:22:06,432 So... 1167 01:22:08,684 --> 01:22:10,853 Do you want to go back to your place? 1168 01:22:18,234 --> 01:22:19,318 Okay. 1169 01:22:21,362 --> 01:22:22,363 Cool. 1170 01:22:24,198 --> 01:22:25,824 Can you help me with these? 1171 01:22:35,959 --> 01:22:37,794 Someone knows how to tie a knot. 1172 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:48,929 Something tells me you were a Boy Scout. 1173 01:23:34,805 --> 01:23:36,264 Hey, um... 1174 01:23:37,140 --> 01:23:38,891 I just wanted to say... 1175 01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:45,272 I'm sorry if I was rough with you back there. 1176 01:23:49,026 --> 01:23:50,486 It's okay, baby. 1177 01:23:52,279 --> 01:23:53,655 Everything's okay. 1178 01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:39,544 I'm gonna take a leak. You want something? 1179 01:25:39,545 --> 01:25:41,296 - I'm okay. - Okay. 1180 01:28:13,602 --> 01:28:16,188 - Don't move! - Hands where I can see 'em. 1181 01:28:16,189 --> 01:28:17,813 Get on the fucking ground! 1182 01:28:20,483 --> 01:28:22,025 Tony, call for backup! 1183 01:28:22,026 --> 01:28:24,904 - Get the cuffs. Hold his legs down. - Get your fucking hands off of me! 1184 01:28:24,905 --> 01:28:27,406 - Stop resisting. - Don't do this. Let go. 1185 01:28:27,407 --> 01:28:28,490 Dave, get him. 1186 01:28:28,491 --> 01:28:31,702 We're out by mile marker 112. We need assistance immediately. 1187 01:28:31,703 --> 01:28:32,660 Okay. 1188 01:28:32,661 --> 01:28:34,141 Take a breath. 1189 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:35,622 He's... He's done. 89887

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