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We discovered the mutilated bodies of numerous young

women from a university soccer team earlier today.

Jesus.

Hey, Christy!

I'm pretending like you're an employee of the month.

Woo!

Bet you need a slippery nipple.

Yummy.

Yes.

Boy, Joy, I'm telling you, it's about time

I get the fuck out of this retirement home.

To an awesome season.

Cheers.

God, I love that shit.

It warms the body and spirit.

Now get the fuck out of here, man. You're scaring away all my customers.

Be gone.

Hey, uh, sorry I can't make it to the party tomorrow night.

I know it'll be understaffed.

Don't worry about it. Just get home safe, alright?

Make sure you're here at 9am sharp.

Next year.

Thanks.

Bye, Joy.

Bye.

Oh, hey.

When you see the pit ops, tell them I say,

Holla!

For sure, cracker.

Come on, Cindy.

You, me, warm fireplace.

Chilled wine and Debussy playing in the background.

Maybe a little massage here and there.

Come on. What do you say?

Listen, disgusto.

For the millionth time, the answer is no play.

Christy, help.

I don't know what to say anymore.

Cindy, with a face that says,

I give free mustache rides all day.

Avoid him like the fucking plague.

Bye, babe.

Bye, Christy.

Where's my goodbye kiss?

Well, I have a better idea.

How about this?

You go back to your cabin,

take off all your clothes.

I like.

Ben, grease up your balls.

Light them on fire and fucking tea bag yourself.

Be there in a couple of minutes.

Hey, baby.

So wait, are you coming over or not?

Skank.

Yeah, I'll be home first thing in the morning.

Morning.

Well, yeah, it was a good year.

I mean, nothing lit on fire, right?

No, I don't work with any guys.

So nobody hit on me.

Oh, well, thank you.

Are you crazy?

Okay, but I'm just a little sleepy.

Yeah, we're alone.

I know, and you know what?

I'm gonna send you something.

And it's gonna be sexy.

Just wait two minutes.

I'll send you something.

I'm gonna give you something wet and wild, babe.

It's fucking freezing.

Whoa!

I miss you so much, babe. Can't wait to see you.

Clay?

Clay!

Fucking asshole.

I hate you, douche...

Clay, you douchebag! I'm gonna kick your ass!

What's with the face?

No fire in there.

No punching anybody in the face.

No going to jail.

I'm not going to go to jail, Fiona.

I'm just going to walk in, do my thing,

maybe talk to him a little.

OK, no, no, no.

I'll do the talking.

You do the smashing of things, not people.

He is a thing.

Why are you protecting him?

He fucked us over.

I'm not protecting him at all.

He's a dick.

I'm suspecting something.

You have a crush on him?

Yes.

You guys are dating.

I'm in love with Cooper.

What is it? Love him.

How do I look?

You look great.

Good.

You look great when you're about to kick somebody's ass.

OK, leave him alone.

Fuck is it?

What the fuck are you doing?

You crazy bitch!

We're here to pledge our money.

Good finish, Mr. Cooper.

Cooper, Dean needs to have a powwow.

I don't want to be part of this fucking line of fucking fuckers.

Get your hand off me!

The deal was for two thousand, Cooper. You only paid us half.

That's because you only got half naked.

We're a cabaret show, not a bunch of strippers, you idiot!

If that bachelor party wanted to be entertaining,

they would have gone to Happy Magic Funland.

They were only here for your tits and asses, and you know it!

Hey!

You knew what you were getting when you hired us.

Show me the contract.

Well, that's right. Too bad you don't get anything in writing, eh?

Now you and the rest of your hoes can get the fuck out of my bar!

Looks like you got an en marcado here, Cooper.

No habits, huh?

What are you talking about?

Still trying to fuck the state of the taxes?

Yeah, I'd play too.

Tell you what.

You need to serve money,

and I'll even make sure that no one finds

out that Sally Swallows over there isn't 21.

A heesh.

Bottom's up, fishy.

My Cooper's money!

Hey, hey!

Na na na na na na na na na na!

Her name's Malone, but I call her Maloney!

Na na na na na na na na na na!

Cooper's such a dick, and we got his money!

Na na na na na na na na na na!

Fuck you, bitches, because I'm so horny!

Always horny, baby.

Makes no difference.

From Monday to Sunday.

So what's the deal with this favor for two?

Her camper's looking for a little T&A,

right after the s'mores and sing-a-long.

Remember, like, it's our job to just show them a good time

and get them really drunk.

All right, all right.

I just hope that Joy got the tea back for me.

The... Clay thing?

Yeah, I did.

Uh, you mean when you got drunk and fucked that guy Clay,

and he filmed you with a hidden camera?

Yeah, again.

She doesn't have the brain.

All right, here you go.

Who's the next one?

Who's hungry?

I'm hungry.

Do you want some dick for lunch?

No, I don't.

It's on me!

Dick for lunch!

On me!

Like, I could get...

Oh, I see.

You can always get some.

Well, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

Let me think.

Clay, pick up!

Clay, pick up!

Yeah, Joy.

Is Cindy with you?

No. Wasn't she heading home today?

Yeah, yeah. Well, if you see her, can you just tell her I'm looking for her?

You know, I don't pay you to sit around and drink beer, you know?

Chill out, bitch.

I got her under control.

Fucking bitch.

Cindy?

Jesus, there's every door in the house.

Better off by her.

Jesus Christ.

What are you doing back here?

I was taking a dump.

Everything come out OK?

Yep.

Great.

Hey, listen, can you do me a favor before you head out?

Just run up to the Hunter's cabin up on the hill.

I just want you to double check that generator,

make sure it's fully functional.

Just want to make sure it's still powering the freezers.

Sure, no problem.

Thanks so much for all your help.

I really appreciate it.

Thank you.

I'll see you next year.

Bye.

Too much information.

Hey, slug bag, is this self-service?

No, you're wrong.

There she is.

The queen of the castle.

Hey, guess what's up?

Do you have the tape?

What tape?

Come on, just hand it over.

Oh, that tape.

Yeah, that tape.

Get over here.

Yeah, I want to watch it.

I want to see it.

I can't remember.

I don't trust her.

She's not going to get it.

I would never have thought you were into dirty topics.

Please, please talk about this when I'm not in the room, OK?

There's probably nothing to watch anyway.

Oh, shut up.

It's probably so dirty.

I know it's dirty.

You guys can talk about it.

Oh my god.

Oh, Clay.

Fuck me.

I'm a dirty man.

You're making me so wet.

Oh, Clay, keep showing.

Fuck you to me, you filthy man.

Right.

I'm so sorry.

And that was just the first couple minutes.

You should just be happy he didn't

upload that to the internet.

I know.

Yeah, you should have fired his ass.

Yeah, I would have fired his ass.

But he's the only sucker willing to stay here and work

you around, so.

Sucker.

Oh my god, Kayla, look at that rock.

It's fake.

It's already fake.

Salt and pepper.

It's rock.

It's beautiful.

Thank you.

Sell it.

No.

I love him.

Jealous.

Total jealousy.

No, don't.

Don't do it.

Don't jump.

Hey, Sheriff.

Afternoon, Joy.

Remember my friends, the pinup dolls, right?

Ladies.

Hi.

Joy, can I talk to you for a minute?

Yeah, sure.

I'll be right back.

Show her your gun.

Show me your gun.

Dude, you look like shit warmed over.

You would too, if...

You guys have any more news?

Oh, you know, he's a big son of a bitch. He likes

his girls frozen or on ice or something fucked up.

Other than that, we ain't got shit.

Those poor girls.

Their families keep calling the station non-stop, but...

there's only so much we can tell.

You know, you really need to get some rest.

Isn't there anybody who can cover you just for a couple hours?

I gotta get back to the station.

It's gonna take us all day to run the prints we lifted from that hellhole.

I just wanted to tell you two...

Well, listen, Joy.

This maniac is still on the loose.

We've got a lot of people coming here tonight.

So, you see anything, and I mean anything,

you call me personally. Understand?

Yes, sir. Understood.

I promised your old man I'd look out for you.

And that's a promise I don't tend to fuck with.

Look, we'll be fine. Don't worry about it.

I'll stop by tonight and check up on you.

In the meantime, you might want to keep your daddy's shotgun handy.

And lose that T-shirt.

Roger that, Captain.

I'm not cut out for this shit.

It's taken! Use another one!

Asshole!

Okay, people.

Let's see how you did Alexia.

Joy?

Yeah?

I'm done my rounds.

I'm gonna make a stop in town before the party.

Excuse me?

You're not going anywhere.

With everything that's going on at that gas

station, I want the entire grounds patrol tonight.

And as far as the party goes, you aren't invited, Cinderella.

Oh, come on, Joy.

Don't even think about it, Clay.

Malone brought her baseball bat.

If you show up late, I'm gonna...

here myself. You got it? Yeah, I get it. Good.

Oh yeah, everybody loves them soapy suds.

I can't believe I'm spending the night in a fucking trailer park.

Oh, shut up. It's not so bad.

That fucking sucks.

Ah, it's messed up.

I think one of those guys puked on me.

Oh, gross. Let me see, let me see.

Gross.

That's disgusting.

Here, have some popcorn. Popcorn makes everything better.

Thank you.

I'm gonna go and do a little mingling.

Mingling.

See ya.

I've got some shots, Saner.

Now I have to change my Facebook status to trailer trash.

Oh, that means it stays the same.

Just think of it as you're getting a chance to serve your country.

I, Vivian, the hottest bitch in this campground,

you're jealous,

do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office

of the sexiest and sluttiest pinup in the United States.

Well, at least you got the slap part right.

Yeah.

Piece of cake.

Toot, toot. Fox Star.

Ooh, yeah.

Christie? I thought you'd left.

Christie? You in there?

I'm gonna be so sad

Call me up when I wake up tomorrow

Wake you, make you so happy you can

I will do anything to destroy

Who can help you?

I will go all the miles on arms

I'll make you happy, your eyes will be yours

I'll watch your troubles flow

I'll run into the sea, into the sunset

We've got to sunrise

Christy?

Kristi?

Come into my island, taste the fruit of paradise

Sweet.

Hey, Clay, you dirty fucker, where are you?

Come on, we're having an issue with the power.

And I hear Cricket's heat. He hasn't gotten back to me in two hours.

He's pathetic. You should have fired him.

Yeah, I would have. Instead of doing his rounds,

he's probably jerking off to his porn stash.

I swear, I swear, one of these days,

I am gonna put my daddy's shotgun to good use on that boy.

Here, me and Fiona will go find him for you.

No, don't go. Don't go.

Yes, yes, yes.

All right. Good luck with that.

No, you're not going.

Oh, goodbye.

Okay.

Goodbye.

I'm gonna go to my house and just check on the main fuse box.

So I will be back.

I'm sorry.

Where's that deck of cards?

Having a really fun time tonight.

Me too.

Thank you.

For what?

Well, the dance.

Oh, the dance.

I didn't know it was just for you.

Oh, you smell nice.

What is that?

Bug spray.

Bug spray, huh?

Tarzan!

He was so cute.

No, he's not, Kaylin.

And he was totally into you.

You're totally drunk.

Let's go get even with that asshole Clay.

Come on.

Yes.

It'll be fun.

It's not like here.

You can't smell more than four.

What's going on?

Jesus.

Please laptop. What do you do? Oh, I can literally feel sperm on me crawling around

disgusting

Here

My god

Bed talk soon exclamation mark and send

I'm doing this for you. Yes. I am. You should be thankful.

Yeah. All right, I'm gonna put him out of business

Okay, well, whatever you find delete it

So he rolls up he thinks he's gonna go to a rainbow

party, well, I don't know that one how many cars you have

five Lauren

Hey, I took an extra card, I'm sorry, I'm not playing anymore. I'm fine. I'm sorry

So you think girls up and he thinks he's gonna go to a rainbow party

You know when a bunch of girls suck the same dick it leaves like rainbows around

One of these days, Clay. One of these days.

He didn't even remember to flip the switch.

I'm like...

Oh, God!

You cunt!

Take a shower!

My knees?

I'm fine with this.

Bye-bye!

Take a shower, you dirty skank.

Fuck you.

Bye.

Public showers.

I'm so cold.

Honey.

Honey.

Bitch!

No.

Idiot left all my machines on.

Of course.

Hello?

Clay?

What else have you been up to, Clay?

Oh, I found Clay's peephole.

Disgusting.

Holy shit.

This isn't Clay's.

I mean, unless Clay's gone, I don't know, gay on us.

A little flamboyant, sparkly.

However, this definitely is Clay.

Holy shit! I'm gonna kill you!

Yeah, you're gonna kill you.

What the hell are you two doing?

We came to fuck you, but you weren't here.

I'm here now, sweetheart.

Did you really think you could get away with fucking me over, asshole?

Oh, come on, Fiona. Don't be mad about that video.

You're like the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

What the fuck?

Fiona, run!

Oh my god!

We have to get out of here!

Hold on! Hold on!

We have to get out of here!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

There's a tailor and a tamper!

What do you mean there's a tailor?

Where's the tailor?

We're in the shower!

Look out!

I can't get up!

No! No!

No!

Oh, no!

My arm! My arm!

Oh my god, we gotta get out of here!

We gotta get out of here!

Right now!

No!

No, I can't. I can't do this.

Dylan, you have to.

I cannot do this.

Stay away! Somebody help me now!

Fiona, don't.

No, no, no!

Sharers.

My box!

There's a maniac on the hill, got killed off-

I know, I know.

I just came from the arcade.

Arcade?

Oh my god!

I think it's the maniac that turned that gas

station into a slaughterhouse the other night.

I got a call from the sheriff up in Belknap County.

Our gas station murders reminded him of a case they had a couple of decades ago.

What case?

Well, there was this kid upstate, never spoke to anyone.

Some of his teachers didn't even know if he could talk.

He just kept to himself and collected things.

Coins, insects, stamps.

Pretty much anything he could get his hands on.

But the kids at school all made fun of him.

Treated him like an outcast.

Apparently, the mental abuse eventually led him to physically abuse himself.

Painful things.

He cut himself.

Stick needles underneath his fingernails.

Pull his eyelashes out.

When his parents found out about the self-mutilation,

they shipped him off to his religious aunt up in Belknap County for...

some sort of...

exorcism or cleansing.

Guess they thought she could save his soul, but...

things only got worse from there.

His obsession degenerated into collecting dead animals.

Mutilated, burned, tortured.

Preserved with ice packs beneath the

floorboards of his bedroom at his aunt's place.

Quickly spread around town.

The kids all started calling him the Collector.

The boy's parents disowned him.

Too ashamed of their son, they left him with

his aunt hoping for some kind of miracle.

They didn't know that...

she was as disturbed as he was.

His aunt had a daughter, Erin.

She was the same age as the boy.

When he and Erin hit their teenage years,

the aunt's religious obsession turned into...

into something abusive and...

and irrational.

She would have them bathed together in ice-cold water.

Thought it would preserve their youth and innocence.

It seems the boy...

actually started to enjoy the ice-cold water.

The sight of his cousin's cold, white skin

slowly turning a shade of blue excited him.

Erin begged her mother to let her out, but...

the woman was convinced her purity would...

help cleanse the boy's spirit.

Then one day, the cops got a call.

They arrived at a complete bloodbath.

The aunt was lying on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood.

Her throat had been crushed.

And then there was Erin.

They found her naked, lying in a bathtub full of ice.

She'd been beaten with a hammer and...

violated repeatedly, post-mortem.

He ran out when the cops arrived and...

and just disappeared like...

like God himself swept him off the earth.

Wherever he's been for the last 20 years, he started collecting again.

This time...

girls.

But I am not going to let that happen again.

It stops here.

Tonight.

No, please, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't go, please.

I had to park my car outside by the main gate.

I'm gonna get you girls to safety, then I'm gonna radio for backup.

No, he's still out there.

I know, but we can't just sit here and wait.

Now you girls stick close to me and keep an eye open.

If you see anything, you raise holy hell.

Got it?

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Please!

Get in here! Get in here!

The baseball bat's right in the back.

Oh, my God, Taylor!

I don't know where it is!

Where is it?

Look for it.

Ow!

OK, OK, I got it.

It's locked.

Fuck this!

We're going into the sheriff's car.

Back in the car, Taylor!

No, I am not getting back in the car!

Fuck!

It's locked!

Fuck!

Oh, this is locked, too!

Oh, my God!

No!

It's locked!

I can't get out of there!

Fuck!

I can't get out of there!

It's locked, too!

Fuck this shit!

What are you doing?!

Damn it!

I am walking!

No, you're not!

Yes, I am!

I am walking!

No, don't fucking look at your wife!

I keep walking!

No!

She's going!

Oh, my God!

It's locked everywhere.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Shit!

Oh, God, this is so fucked!

Fuck it!

What was that?

It's the debugger!

Fuck!

Oh, my God!

I... I...

Come on, call me.

I called the phone, I won't wait a minute.

There's a man.

Hi.

There's a... there's a man.

There's a man here and he's coming to get me.

I want you to be on the phone with me, okay?

I don't know...

Are you alright?

No, my parents are fucking dead!

Is he coming?

Oh my God!

-♪♪

You have to keep them.

Fiona!

I'm not leaving you!

Please, just go.

No, no, no.

I'm not leaving you.

Get up.

Fiona, leave.

No, you have to get up right now.

You do.

Get up.

Get up, get up, get up.

Get up.

No, no, no.

I know I'm...

No!

Okay.

Fiona.

We have to get you inside, okay?

We have to go around the house.

I'll get you out.

♪♪

Please.

♪♪

Okay.

We're going to be okay, Kaitlyn.

We're going to be okay.

They're going to get us out of here.

If you don't, we're dead.

No, we're not.

You can walk down that aisle next week.

We can take him.

I just need to find your shotgun, okay?

If you don't, you're crazy.

No.

Kaitlyn.

Kaitlyn, everyone's dead.

We can't just sit around and wait.

Kaitlyn, you're going to have to trust me on this.

We're going to be okay, okay?

I'll be right back.

Kaitlyn.

I...

I...

I'm going to go find my shotgun.

Okay.

Go.

Okay.

Yeah.

This is a suspect on the move.

The captain should be ready to report.

The captain is armed and extremely dangerous.

Paramedics on the road.

Do not engage the suspect.

We are sixty-five. We're arriving on the scene of the possible homicide right now.

Eww!

Get off!

Get off!