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Hi, there!

Hey, girls. You want a piece of candy?

- You got a light? -- You light it, she'll smoke it, yeah. - Nope but I got something else you can smoke. -- I'll light it.

Hey, lady, I want a ride!

Hey, we want to horseplay!

No!

No!

Get out!

Get out!

Don't! Come on, just stop it!

Get out!

Come on, baby!

Hey, look where you're going!

Get outta here, you stupid jerks!

- Can I help you? - Aw, those jerks!

Come on, fill it up, sonny.

Super, Regular or Ethel?

Ethel!

What do you think you're doing?!

Get outta here! Get outta here!

I don't need you here! Go on, leave!

What the hell is the matter with you?

Don't get smart with me! I told you I was in a hurry!

You're one quart down.

Is that any way to treat a customer?!

Crazy kid!

Oh!

Gah!

You're fired! Get outta here!

Hey. You tell 'em, man.

Go get 'em!

Hey, atta baby!

Yeah, that's all right.

What the hell's the matter with you?

Ha, ha!

Hey.

Where did you get this piece of garbage from, huh?

You wanna pay for the busted headlight?

How'd you like to pay for a busted lop?

- What's the problem? - The problem is I'm gonna waste this creep that busted my headlight!

- All right, take it easy! - Drop dead!

What do you think of that, Bull?

The kid's a poet.

Okay. You come with me and I'll get you a new headlight. Okay?

Okay.

Lets go.

Okay. Fine. Fine.

- What about my light? - Later, man.

We got something to settle up here.

Something personal, man. You got no part in this.

You need any help?

No, I don't think so.

Oh, if anybody comes running out, you can have 'em.

Get Buddy a beer.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

What're you doing on this side of the bay?

Well, I came to punch you out, man.

What are you, one of the rat packers?

Billy. Hey, Jock'em.

Hey!

Well, just take ten, baby.

I mean, look what you done to him, man.

I think he's healing great.

You do, huh?

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh!

Kick 'em, baby! Kick his teeth in!

Come on! Come on, baby!

Waa-woo! Hey, baby! Waa-woo!

Beers!

This is better than staying outside.

Man, it's great in here!

What're your plans?

This place is closed for the night.

Well, I'm sorry about that.

But you're going to be at the bar, right?

Hey, that's my beer.

Why are you helping this guy when we just got done beating him up?

When I was a little girl I wanted to be a nurse.

So you have people go around beating up guys so you can play nurse?

Well, look here. I have a cut lip.

I said, I have a cut lip.

Oh, wow.

Hey, Buddy. It's not what it looks like.

You're my righteous old lady, right? Huh?

You're okay, kid.

You ride with him.

You bastard.

Hey, we all have our own kicks, right?

Hey, Pearl.

Okay, everybody. Let's go.

Get on that bike and hold tight, you dig?

He don't think too much of you going off with another girl like that.

I think a lot of you.

Well, don't.

You want a ride or not?

I guess I don't have much choice in the matter.

Come on.

I'll see you later, all right?

Hey, let me tell you something.

You dig the roller coaster? Oh mercy, yes!

- Okay, how 'bout you? - Yeah.

How 'bout you, Shill?

You like fast rides? Huh?

Yeah, baby. I love 'em.

Let's go.

Why did you make me ride with Poet, hmm?

Why?

Because Pearl was with me.

Three on a bike could be pretty crowded, you know?

You know, I don't think you care for me at all.

I care about everybody... As long as they do what I tell 'em.

- Go to Hell. - I've been.

And it is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

- Come on, come on. - She'll wait. She'll wait.

Watch where you're going, Batman.

- Go to hell. - Hey, don't mouth off, Buddy.

I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.

Hey, did that sound like an apology to you guys?

I don't know. Did you hear him say he was sorry?

Hey.

Let me hear it, huh?

Not from me, mate.

Give 'em a Halloween costume and they all look alike.

What fruit factory you guys come from?

Ooh!

Bring him over here, let us have him!

- Come on! - We'll take care of him!

- Hold 'em up. Hold 'em. - Come on, let us have 'em!

Hey, that's pretty lousy of you guys!

- You want in?! - No, I don't even... - Well then, butt out! - You think he's worth it, Jim?

No.

Oh, buddy!

Buddy. You know that kid, the poet?

Yeah. He's still here, huh?

Oh yeah, man. Four sailors just jumped him.

You said there were four of 'em?

- Yeah. - Did you see any ratings, you know, patches on their sleeves?

Yeah. One of 'em ah, had a propeller with the three blades.

Yeah, that's a machinist. I mean his rank.

No.

Okay. We're gonna walk this park from end to end until we find them.

Okay, lets go.

Lets do it.

Are these the guys?

No.

They either saw us coming or took off right away.

We're gonna stay a while and look for 'em though even so.

How do you feel?

I'm all right. A little tender in the gut.

Well, you can go over to Shill's pad and relax.

- Wait a minute. I wanna be with you when you catch up... - Just do like I said, will ya?

Thanks a lot.

Jocko, take off. Come on, Bull, let's go.

Shall I drive?

Hello.

Sit down.

Don't sweat it, man. She's just my roommate.

You've got a wild mouth.

You know... I've been wanting to kiss you since I first saw you, you know?

How come you always say "you know"?

Don't you have any confidence?

I got something for you.

Keep it.

Oh... Hah!

You're funny. Ha, ha. Really.

I mean, one minute ah... And then ah... You're funny.

Do you want to make love to me?

Yeah.

Well...

Don't you want to make love to me?

Yeah. Yeah, I want to love you.

No thanks, kid.

If you want to make it, do it.

Wait, wait, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait.

There's somebody here.

Come on. Let her watch.

Let her watch.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Hey.

Does she ever say anything?

Not as much as you do.

Oh.

Hey, get with it, won't you?

Hey, I'm sorry.

Real neat and square, aren't you?

Nice middle class morals.

Having fun?

- Hey, look. More of the funny... - Why don't you cool it? There's too many of 'em.

- There wasn't too many when you took on that kid, was there? - Yeah.

Why don't you just take a pud?

All right.

Yah!

Come on.

Hey, man. I think you killed him.

Let's split. Come on.

- That guy killed him. - What happened?

Get out, dummy!

Hey, get outta the way!

Hey, hey. The man has alcohol.

Hey, man.

Hey, Moley.

Leave the door open, kid, I wanna watch.

Did you see that redhead?

Hey, hey. Did you find them guys?

Yeah, yeah, we found 'em.

- Did you fix 'em? - We fixed 'em good, man.

Now don't you worry about it.

Why? Why?

Because I cooled one off permanently, man.

Now jocko, don't forget, man.

We were the only ones there, you know?

I mean, maybe another outlaw group, but you know, forget it.

- All right? - Yeah, I'll forget it.

Okay, cool.

Buddy doesn't know how lucky he is.

- A girl with your hair... With your body... - Oh now, Lori. Don't start up with me again.

Don't start what?

Nothing, lover boy.

Just a little girl talk.

Oh, yeah?

Okay.

Hey.

Yeah?

Man, we really did him in, didn't we?

Oh, yeah. Hey, we tattooed him.

Nobody rat packs us, man.

Right, man. Nobody.

Can you see this, tiger?

We was something else tonight, man.

Oh, yeah. I wish I was there.

It's all right.

Listen ah, you got eyes for Shill, right?

Huh?

Well, yeah. Yeah, I do.

Man, she's the greatest.

But she's a kook.

I mean, one minute she's playing with Sister Veronica and the next minute she's something else, man.

- Oh, really? - Yeah, really, man.

Hey.

Hey.

What kind of a painter are you?

Huh?

What kind of a painter are you?

Oh, anything, man. Ah, toilet seats, baseball fields, armpits, ah, sometimes even portraits.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah. I can do portraits.

No kidding?

Paint that.

What?

- That. - That?

Yeah, that.

Hey, look-it! It's a train!

Oh, that's beautiful!

Get in the line!

Woo!

Hey, baby. Paint me.

Whoa!

All right!

- Beautiful! - Hey, that's great!

Oh, no! No!

I'm gonna do it!

Shill, you're beautiful.

Really.

Why couldn't you be like this when we were alone?

Well, why don't we try and go some place and be alone now?

We can try.

Oh...

Why are you locking the door?

Somebody might come in.

What, are you shy or something?

Don't you care anything about yourself?

Sure.

I'm me and I'm not ashamed of anything I do.

And...

And you're mad at Buddy... And you want to get even with him... And you want to use me to do it.

So be grateful for small favors.

You'd like him to fight for you, wouldn't you?

Hmm? Hmm?

If you're afraid, little boy.

I ain't afraid of anybody.

Not even me?

Not even what I can do to you?

I only know... That I want you more than I ever wanted anything in my whole life.

Would you fight for me?

I'd kill for you.

Hey, you guys, it's Bingham! He's outside now!

All right, shut up!

Clean up the place, now! Make sure it's taken care of!

Come on, lets go!

Come on, let's go man!

Get out! Lets go!

- What's happening, man? - Let's get out of here!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Get rid of the stuff! Lets go! Lets go!

Hi, boss.

Complaints again, Buddy.

You're harassing us again, Sergeant Bingham, old pal.

I hope this isn't the start of a long, busy weekend for me.

You know, I don't really understand it.

We're out tripping on the highway and you bug us.

We're having a friendly, quiet little party at a friend's pad and you bug us.

- I mean, what the hell are we, a career for you or something? - Just about.

You boys planning a little tour this weekend?

Maybe.

We got our constitutional rights, you know?

And so does everybody else.

And you cool it, boy... Otherwise, I just might have to put you on ice for a few days.

You come in here threatening me?

You got a warrant?

I'm telling you.

No hard feelings, old pal.

Maybe.

Oh, by the way, Buddy, ah... Where were you boys tonight?

I told you. We were right here having a nice, friendly little party.

Well, a sailor at the amusement park was killed tonight.

Somebody beat him to death.

Well, that's awful. I mean, awful.

Yeah.

And the guy that beat him to death had a beard and wore a jacket just like yours.

You taking me in and booking me?

Just might do it this time, Buddy.

I just might.

We'll see.

You know, you might be getting ready for the big fall.

There are a lot of guys with a beard and jacket, old pal.

We'll see.

But I'll be seeing you soon.

I'm sure you will.

- Several times a day. - Uh-huh.

So ah... Don't spit on the sidewalk or anything like that.

Okay?

I'll make sure I don't.

- You do that. - Yeah.

So long, pal. Buddy.

You creep.

How about that, man.

Our own private cop is giving us a little advance warning.

We tripping this weekend or what?

Sure are.

Ah, listen man.

I don't really want to be around if he's going to be that uptight about it.

You're the man, Buddy.

I mean, you want it, you got it.

All right.

Hey, guys.

I don't believe it. Look at this guy, will you?

We almost get busted by the fuzz and this guy hasn't come up for air yet.

You want to know something?

You two ought to get married, man, and get some rest.

Whew! Now...

Hey. Do you know where we're going?

We're gonna trip.

We're gonna trip up to Nevada and we're gonna have us a wedding.

- How're you doing, Buddy? - What do you say, man?

Listen, ah, my carburetor's about shot. You got a replacement?

Nah. It'll take me about a week to get one.

Nah, I'll pick one off another bike on the way up.

- Is the back room all right? - Yeah, go ahead.

Okay, listen. The broads stay here.

We're gonna have a little meeting, huh?

Hey, listen man. This is for, ah, members only, huh?

Okay! All right!

Who's got my beer?

All right!

Who's got my beer?! Okay, all right!

All right! Hey! Hey!

I'm a big boy now.

Okay. All right. Meeting's in order!

Now, we got a couple of things we got to talk over.

Number one, that rumble last night, it was self defense.

- All right? - That joker pulled a knife on me.

- Right? - Right!

You cooled him right, Buddy boy.

Now listen. If Bingham or any of his guys come nosing around here, we don't know for nothing, right!

Okay, fine. That poet gets scrambles pretty well, right?

- Yeah. - All right.

Anybody want to put him up for membership?

- What? - He's not bad.

- Huh? No membership? - Me.

All right, I'll second it.

- What do you mean? - What's up, Paul?

- He's a punk, that's why! - I like the kid!

All right! All right!

- Haus, get the kid. - Yeah.

All right, number thr-- number... Number three.

Give us number three. Number three.

You got it.

Gypsy and Abigale want to make it legal.

Pooh, ya creep! Pooh!

It's yours, brother!

Get him!

Get him! Get him, Bull!

- Give him a shot! - Give it to him! Go on!

Give it to him! Go on!

Hey, he likes it! He likes it!

He loves it! He loves it!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

This is a kid. This is Poet.

You're a prospective now, man.

Go on. Put it on.

Well, go on. Put it on.

Show him how it's done, Haas.

Yeah.

- Hey, hey, hey! - Come on, baby!

Groovy! Groovy!

He looks so nice in this coat!

- Yah! - Ow!

Give it to him!

That's it, baby!

Good move!

Ahh!

One!

Lets do it!

Congratulations!

Welcome home, mother!

Hey, man. This is where it's at.

Let me get some gas!

Hey, baby!

Give me some juice! Some juice!

The cops, man.

I seen 'em.

Just drink your Coke.

Pay for your gas.

We're clean.

Hey!

Hey, baby!

Give me some juice! Some juice!

What's happening?

Well, it looks like we're gonna get an escort through town.

You just watch all those plain citizens standing around with their mouths open and their eyes poppin'.

Just like the president, baby!

Yeah!

Hey, man. We're gonna need some flowers for the bride.

- Pick some posies, will you? - You got it.

Hey, Buddy. You think this is a good idea?

- Getting cold feet? - No man, I'm a little tired, and you know, my mind's a little fuddled up.

- Hey, Poet. - What?

The kid's chickening out.

Oh, after we come all this way? Can't do that.

Can't.

What's going on here?

- What's all this racket?! - Cool it.

You're gonna wake all the neighbors, baby.

Don't smart off with me, young man.

And you...

Leave those flowers alone!

But gosh, your worship. These are for the bride.

All the stores are closed.

Oh. Somebody wants to get married?

Oh, ah, ah, yes, your honor.

Ah, these sweet two young people right here.

And we'll ah, we'll gladly pay for the flowers, your honor.

Ah, just a couple and two witnesses!

Ah, wait for Pearl.

Pearl, you come on in, baby. You be the maid of honor.

You still a maid, ain't ya, baby?

She doesn't have to sign papers for it, does she?

- What is this? - Ah, man.

♪ I love you truly ♪

♪ truly I do ♪

Right?!

♪ I love you truly ♪

All right, now. If you'll just sign there as a second witness.

Would you come this way please.

♪ I love you truly ♪

Ah, well, you see, sir.

Ah, we're a motorcycle club.

Yes, I could hear that.

Yeah? Ah, well, you see, you've heard of parachute jumpers getting married coming down?

Really, man. Like, deep sea divers getting married under water?

Yes, I heard of them. I don't like them.

It's a travesty and a holy ceremony.

Well, that's just your opinion, sir.

You see, we have our beliefs, too.

And, ah, well, we don't go around griping when you do something.

I'm not going around riding on motorcycle bikes reading from the Bible.

We don't expect you to go riding no where, pop.

We can bring the bikes in here.

What's going on in there, huh?!

I got born faster than this!

Now those guys out there, they're... They're friends of his... And they want to see him married.

Are you sure you want to go through with this?

Sure, pop.

Outside.

Let's go, man.

Hey, mother.

How long did it take you and your old lady?

Well, did you do it?

Would I hold this blessed event from you people?

Okay, now. All the guys line up on your bikes and make like an honor guard.

Lets go. Come on, lets go.

All right, everybody sing! Lets hear it!

Come on!

♪ here comes the bride ♪

♪ all dressed in white ♪

♪ da, da, da, da, da ♪

Hey! Hey, baby!

You sure look good... Wee!

Why are we making so much fun of it?

Who knows?

Do you, Abigale McKenna, take this man as your lawful wedded husband?

I do.

- Do you, Darrel Whitman... - Ah, huh, I knew it!

Take this woman as your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

The ring.

- You got a ring? - What?

What to you mean, stupid mother?

How are you gonna get married without a ring?

I don't know.

Hah, a joke.

It's so funny you could cry.

Now by the powers vested in me by the state of Nevada, I pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Go on, man.

Come on, give her a kiss.

Come on, man. Come on.

All right, man. I'm next.

I'm next, baby. Come on.

Hey. Hey!

Hey!

On, no! He can't have that!

Get gypsy and his old lady a cabin!

- You got enough bread?! - Yeah!

Well, well, looky here.

If it isn't Jesse James and his outlaws.

Well, ah, is this one here Jesse?

It must be. He's the leader.

I guess the leaders ride the best horses, huh?

You're gonna lose, man.

Oh, I'm not alone.

I've got a lot of friends in the bar.

Oh, we didn't come here for trouble.

Just a couple of beers, that's all.

Some place else.

No, no, no. You don't understand.

We don't want to go no place else.

We want to go here.

We're real sorry, fella, but it's Saturday noon.

The joint's full. Uh huh.

Not even a little one, huh?

Neary a drop.

Why don't you take these stinking bums and cycles and get out of here, huh?

You're gonna get hurt, fella, you know that?

Well then, why don't you and I just go after it right now?

Well, you don't understand.

If I fought with every guy who, who leaned on me a little, I'd be fighting all the time.

Now if you want to fight with me... You're gonna have to scramble with all of us.

Isn't that a nice, little beard though, huh?

Yeah.

Ugh!

Gang fight!

- Take care of Gypsy? - Yeah!

Did you have to bring it inside?!

Couldn't you leave it outside?!

Well, if I leave it outside somebody's gonna steal it.

If I leave you outside someone's gonna steal you.

Hey! Hey, a fight!

Come on, Gypsy. Please?

Don't go.

Well, baby, it looks like they need some help.

They're doing fine.

Don't you want to come to bed?

Oh!

Ugh!

Hey, buididy.

Where're you gonna be?

Red Rock!

We're gonna be following the boys!

Have fun!

How do you feel?

Why do you keep asking that?

I might be getting to like you.

'Getting to'?

Don't let what happened last night to go your head.

I suppose it didn't mean anything to you?

It meant what it was, just that, nothing more.

Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a fine rebel you are.

Your little heart's all shot down because Shill didn't think what happened last night is the greatest thing since 7-Up, huh?

No.

No big thing.

Love 'em and leave 'em.

Is that why you hooked up with the Angels?

So you can put down all the squares?

So you can be free? Free, huh?

Look. If you don't like the scene, why do you hang around?

Maybe I'm a spy for the cops.

Or maybe you're a broad that likes to be pushed around.

You're learning.

Look.

If I could just get you to put the clippers away for a minute and just relax.

Oh, hell, I wish you would.

Hmm.

I wish anybody would.

They're all just running scared.

Yukking responsibility.

I might take the responsibility for you.

Have another beer. I don't think I like you when you go getting gentle with me.

Well, you're different. I'll say that for you.

Well, that's what I've been trying to tell you.

If anybody dressed like I did or looked like I do, I'd go out and I'd clean up.

Why?

'Cause I like walking down the street and having people point to me and saying, "there goes the leader."

You dig? Leader.

But don't you have to grow up sometime?

- Oh, wow. - I mean, don't you have to have money to live?

Well, I got a.., I got enough.

I mean, you can, ah, you can always scrape up a little bread.

It that all you want, just a little?

Well, how much?

I pay 50 bucks a month on a pad, right?

I don't drink fancy champagne.

I don't go to fancy restaurants.

Okay.

What if some day you want to get married?

I've ah...

I've tried that scene... And it stinks.

Two people holding onto a piece of paper making it legal.

I mean, what for?

I got eyes for you right now.

You want to make this scene with me?

Crazy.

Well, tomorrow, ah, tomorrow you'll meet some other cat and you'll, you'll want to go for a walk and, you know, take off.

Well, that's groovy.

I'll be around. I'll find something new.

I don't know if I like that.

Well, broads don't have no say.

I mean with us, they just go tripping along.

And they shut up.

And they don't like it.

And they get out.

You've got to be putting me on.

Oh, yeah?

Sure. I'm putting you on.

Sure.

Hey, Jocko?

Yo!

Yeah, man.

Hey, man.

You want to ride her?

Why not?

Okay, everybody up. Lets go, gentlemen!

Hey, Bull! Hey, Bull! Come on, let's go, man!

- Let's go! - Hey, wait a minute!

I'm not one of your broads! You're not gonna pass me around!

Well, suit yourself, baby.

Why, it's a long walk to town.

Okay, come on! Let's go!

Come on!

All right, baby. Cuddle up right up here.

- Don't flatter yourself. - Oh, come on, baby.

Come on. Come on, honey.

Right up here. That's it.

That's it! Cuddle right up here.

None of that watusi stuff or we'll be all over the road.

Don't you ever take a bath?

Well now, I just took one last month.

That's part of my charm, honey.

You're riding with me.

Sure, Buddy.

Hey, wait a minute.

Yeah?

Shill ain't no bean bag.

Oh, shut up.

And you ain't no Angel yet, Sonny boy.

You're just tripping with us, learning the ropes.

So why don't you just cool off, huh?

Figure it out for yourself.

Man, I'm still kind of sleepy.

What you got?

Guaranteed to blow your mind.

You're a rat! You're a rat!

A beautiful rat!

The king rat, baby!

Here he goes! Hey, man!

Woo-hoo-hoo! Yah-hee!

Yee-haw!

Ooh-haw!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, man! Don't you know that's Buck's girl?

Oh, my god!

Oh, you beautiful sheep.

- Get over! - Come on, Grams!

Pow! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Hey, you! Stuff it!

Get off the road!

Come off it!

Come on! Get out of the way!

Hey, man!

Lady! You're doing the watusi!

Stop that! Cut it out, you crazy ape!

Relax, baby! You're riding with the best!

I can make this hog stand up on its back wheel and beg!

Yow!

I think that car had an accident. I could see dust.

Don't sweat it, baby.

He must've kicked out a tire around the shoulder.

The old coots all right.

Hey, hey, hey!

All right, boys!

Sergeant Bingham, if you please... Oh, right... Gang! Our reception committee!

Ever faithful... Buddy, look how nice they look.

Look at that shiny badge. Don't that look good?

Did you bring the refreshments today, Sarge?

Or did you expect us to have brought them?

I told you I'd see you soon.

Yeah, you did, didn't you?

You really had yourself a time, didn't you?

Over in Nevada?

- Well, hell man, that's out of your jurisdiction, isn't it? - You tore it this time, Buddy.

Oh, you tore it this time, Buddy.

The hell we did, man.

- Hello, Shill. - Yeah?

Who you packing with today?

Why, Sergeant Bingham, aren't you getting a little personal?

Who you riding with?

I'm riding with Buddy.

All right, Buddy, I'm taking you in.

Oh, man. You're putting me on.

You were involved in an accident today over on Route 12.

No chance, man.

Come over here and look at my bike.

There's not a scratch on it.

You were riding in the rear and you had a girl sitting behind you. And I got two witnesses that'll do just fine.

Hey.

Your witnesses are wrong.

I was riding at the back of the pack.

He was at the front like he always is.

Oh ah, Sergeant Bingham, sir. Why that boy's blowing his mind.

I was riding the tail of that snake with this pretty little baby right here.

No, Sarge, now listen. This is the way it is... No, wait a minute. I was the one that did it!

Get off of here! I did it!

Why'd you do that?

I felt like it.

And I don't want to owe 'em anything for the swabbies.

Would we lie to you, Sergeant?

Take 'am all in and book 'em!

Okay, boys! Lets go!

You're not taking me in!

Hey, wait a minute!

I mean, what is this?

Some guy gets spooked and gets bumped off the road?

What do you expect from us?

Do you want us to pay the damages or something?!

The man died.

All right, lets go.

Wait.

You, you can't arrest me.

I didn't do anything.

I'm not with these people. I don't even know them.

It was him. He was the last one on the bike.

It was him over there.

Well, Jocko... Lets go tripping.

You won't be able to see any of your friends, except maybe in jail.

You're going to get one to five for this one.

It's a shame it couldn't have been you.

Yeah.

But I'm going to get you for killing that sailor.

You keep trying.

You want to tell me about that sailor, Jocko?

Hmm?

Maybe we can get your sentence reduced a little bit.

Come on. Come now, break it up!

- We'll see. - Come on!

Lay off,

come on, let's move!

Come on!

Hey, man.

You think Bingham's got eyes for Pearl?

- Take it easy, baby! - All right, you ready for this?

We're gonna get Jocko back.

Ha, ha! Did you blow your mind, man?

What're we gonna do, kidnap him?

Yeah.

The fuzz ain't gonna take it too kindly.

How're you going to do it?

We'll just hold back till they're down in the valley, then we'll catch them at the fork in the road.

- Then what happens? - They go their way, Jocko goes his.

What if they don't see it that way?

We'll just explain it to them nicely how we think our friend Jocko wouldn't really be happy in jail.

And if that don't work?

I don't know, man, but you'll think of something.

Ah, come on, Buddy. They've got guns.

There's two of them and a lot of us.

You trying to get me killed now, you know that.

Man, you're too ugly to die.

Oh, ho. Thanks.

Hey, baby! I love you! I love you! I love you!

Baby!

Hey, you guys are really something!

Hey! Lets go!

Come on!

Hey, baby! Go on up there!

Come on, baby!

Hey, hey!

Hey, man!

Hey, man. We have to cool it.

The ruins! Head for the ruins!

Let's go, baby!

- Let's go! - Hey, wait for me!

Yeah!

How're you doing, man?

Hey, look at that!

It's the newlyweds!

Have a good time?

He had two beers and fell asleep.

Hey, hey! You're putting me on, aren't you baby?

Hey, it's a race!

Hey, hey!

Hell, man. I was getting some little senorita to cook and play house...

Don't worry about it, man.

Hi.

I wanted to be alone.

Even from Buddy?

From everybody.

You told me before I should figure it out for myself.

Figure what out?

Why you split when Buddy just crooked his little finger.

It really got to you, didn't it?

Oh, stop staring at me. You look stupid.

Do you want to tell me what the trouble is?

Trouble?

Isn't that what they say, huh, all the squares, the girl's got herself in trouble?

I am the greatest put-down artist in the world.

I put down all of 'em.

And I am a walking talking cliché.

I'm gonna have a baby.

Buddy's?

It figures.

Did you tell him about it?

No. Why should I?

So he can make an honest woman out of me, huh?

Do you want to marry him?

Yeah.

Oh!

Hell, I don't know.

Do you think that he would?

No. Why should he?

I will.

It's not yours.

I don't care.

You'd marry me anyway?

In a minute.

Oh.

That's my property, man.

I mean, aren't you ever gonna learn?

Aren't you?!

She's gonna have your baby.

Tough.

What're you trying to be, the midwife?

What's the matter with you? Don't you care about anything?

- I care about my own! - You're a fake!

- You're a goddamn fake! - Butt out!

I'll tell you what to think and when to think it!

Don't tell me anything! I'm not a member of your private army?!

- Well then, get out! - I don't need you!

And I don't need your rules and I don't need your uniform!

Ah, man!

Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Buddy!