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How are you feeling,
from your accident?
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Fine, thank you.
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Honestly, if you'd told me five years
ago I'd be sitting here today...
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Anthony's attacks,
how do they make you feel?
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Well, concerned, of course.
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Helpless.
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- Frustrated, maybe.
- With your inability to help him?
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I was referring to your
inability to help him.
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She has helped me.
What are you saying?
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It's been three years,
you still pass out on a regular basis.
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I understand your frustration.
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Did he share our insights
about his last panic attack?
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I told you, remember? The capocollo,
and my mother when I was a kid.
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Right, yes.
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Is there anything in the family dynamic
that could serve as a trigger?
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- Something in your dialoguing?
- Excuse me?
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I don't know you that well.
We're trying to get to root causes.
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- Maybe you do things that affect me.
- Oh, really?
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What?
People affect each other in life.
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Oh, is this how it works?
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You're looking for someone
to point the finger at?
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She didn't say anything.
Don't get defensive!
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You know what? Maybe you should
explore your own behavior.
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Maybe you pass out
because you're guilty.
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You stick your dick in anything,
maybe that's a root cause.
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Very nice. That's very nice.
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Mm-hmm
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I told you months ago I broke it off
with that Russian person. Right?
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It's like smoking your whole life
and then suing cigarette companies.
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You agreed to come here.
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Forget it, this is fucking ridiculous.
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Right, just sit there.
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Silence, anger, then you pass out
and you blame the rest of the world.
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Yeah, I love you too.
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- You're both very angry.
- Must've been top of your class.
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Jesus Christ!
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What?
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Great. And I'm the one that doesn't
fucking communicate?
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Want to know what's wrong?
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After 19 years, we have to pay
someone to teach us how to interact.
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You were all in favor.
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Slow down.
Stop driving like a maniac!
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Maybe we'll die.
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Think it's easy?
I'm the new kid at school.
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- I can't even open my mouth.
- Who's picking on you?
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- She took your side with everything.
- Please!
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I'm sure you'll have a good laugh
about it next time.
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Yeah.
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Oh, motherfucking fuck!
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Jesus Christ.
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- Happy? What did I tell you?
- It's a fucking speed trap.
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How you doing?
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Got new shoes.
Soles are a little heavy.
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License, registration,
and insurance card, please.
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You're with the township, right?
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I had dinner with your boss last week.
Tony Soprano.
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Please remove the license
from the wallet.
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- You know why I stopped you?
- Yeah, I do.
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Why don't you and your wife
have dinner on me?
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You can tell her about it.
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- Are you offering me a bribe, sir?
- Of course not. You gotta relax.
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Would you shut the engine, please?
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What happens if I don't feel like
shutting the engine?
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Dispatch, request backup.
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- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Tony.
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Five-eight-two, what's your 20?
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Dispatch, cancel backup.
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- This the high point of your career?
- Wait in the car.
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Our tax dollars, hard at work.
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You'd think they'd be out
arresting dope dealers.
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This fucking smoke's
actually writing me up.
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- Stay in the car, Tony.
- Affirmative action cocksucker.
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- What'd Freddie want?
- Peppers and eggs.
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- Help me carry it.
- I saw a meter maid.
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Bullshit.
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Get me a Manhattan Special
instead of the Coke.
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There's always some fucker
on your machine.
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- You shouldn't listen to my machine!
- Shut your mouth!
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You know what? Fuck you.
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Don't call me anymore!
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Get back in the goddamn car!
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- Could you give me a ride?
- What the fuck are you looking at?
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- We're on a job in Teaneck.
- Two minutes.
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- Get back here, Tina.
- Eat shit, asshole!
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Can't you just do me this favor?
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- Why don't you go?
- Can't you take me?
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Look, there's a car service...
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Sal!
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What the fuck?
He didn't do anything!
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- Come on, you wanna fuck her?
- Stop, he didn't do anything!
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What are you doing? Stop!
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Get back in the fucking car!
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Get in the car!
Get in the fucking car, now!
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Bryan!
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Hey.
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How are you?
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Thanks for coming, Tony.
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Hey. How you doing?
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Hey.
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I brought him some Whitman's.
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How's he doing?
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I talked to him before,
I think he squeezed my hand.
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He's gonna be a vegetable.
A fucking retard.
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- No, he's gonna be fine.
- Look at the bright side.
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He wasn't that smart to begin with.
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It's a tense situation.
A little fucking levity.
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- What are you doing here?
- I can't visit my cousin?
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I want this cocksucker
to bleed from his ass, skipper.
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- You got it.
- Just say the word.
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Go grab us some coffee.
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Come on, you kidding?
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Better yet, go to the ear,
nose and throat department.
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Get your hearing checked.
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You tell the cops who did this?
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I'm upset, but please.
I know how to keep my mouth shut.
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Unless there's a salami sandwich.
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What the fuck?
We're having a meeting.
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Two minutes he's in charge,
he's Lee Iacocca.
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Come on. Not here. Come on.
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- Any beef with him and Mustang Sally?
- Didn't owe him any money?
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No, nothing.
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No, this kid's a wack job.
Meadowlands, last year.
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Threw a hot dog vendor off the
second mezzanine. Too many onions.
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Geeg?
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- Get him under control.
- With extreme fucking prejudice.
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- We gotta go. All right.
- See you, Ton.
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Hey, it's gonna be fine.
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Thanks, Tony.
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If I go and prepare
a place for you...
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...I will come back again
and take you to myself...
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...so that where I am,
you may also be.
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- This is the word of the Lord.
- Thanks be to God.
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There are many rooms
in my father's house.
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Most certainly one for Febby.
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Febby lived a full life,
a life of service to others.
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His 78 years saw him serve
his family as a devoted father...
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...his country as a supply sergeant
in the Pacific...
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...and most importantly,
our Lord as a devout Catholic.
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When I last visited Febby
in the hospital...
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...he'd finished his chemotherapy.
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Though frail and extremely thin,
his fighting spirit was still intact.
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His body was wracked with pain.
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You know Greg D'Aiuto?
His grandfather had cancer.
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They froze him till they find a cure.
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Mary. Carmela.
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Hugh.
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Oh.
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- For the poor box.
- Thank you.
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- I'm going to check out the hearse.
- Don't get lost, A.J.
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Well, I'll see you out at...
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See you, Father.
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Come here, you.
Let me look at you.
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Hey! Come here!
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- Wanted to surprise you.
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You mean old prick.
I thought you were in Miami.
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It's too hot there.
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I came to see the grandkids,
and my doctor's here.
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Yeah, Bobby said you weren't
feeling too good.
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I'm gonna bring the car around.
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- Sorry about your uncle.
- Febby was Carmela's uncle.
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Buon'anima.
He should rest in peace.
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Ninety-four pounds when he died.
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He was always thin.
What do you expect?
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As long as I got you here...
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Your godson, Mustang Sally Intile.
He did a Lee Trevino off a guy's head.
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That prick is my godson in name only.
It was a favor to his father.
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Well, I'm just saying, because...
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...this isn't the first time.
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You do whatever you gotta do.
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Just so you heard it from me.
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Thank you. And I appreciate you
looking out for Bobby.
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He's been a huge help with my uncle.
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That one don't need any help.
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He's out of jail on a fucking medical.
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He makes me laugh, your uncle.
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Yeah, we're talking about you,
you cagey fuck!
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- You got them all fooled.
- Yeah, that's right.
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There's Bobby.
I'm sorry for your loss.
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- See you later.
- Okay.
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Hey, Hey, Hey.
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What the fuck, he's really sick?
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That cough.
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He smoked those Camels
since he's in short pants.
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- Lung cancer? Oh, fuck.
- Another toothpick.
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What kind of way is that
to talk about a sick person?
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- Good night, now.
- Good night. Thank you.
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Forty-two years. My God.
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When it's right, it's right.
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We said we'd save the Barolo
for a big night?
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Check out these numbers.
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Heh?
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- My God! I knew we were busy, but...
- Not bad, eh?
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♪ LA DI DA ♪
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I think I'm gonna pass
on the wine tonight.
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A night like this,
you're gonna make me drink alone?
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What is it, you okay?
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You know I love it here,
and you are such a great boss...
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...but Christopher doesn't
want me working anymore.
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- Please don't be mad.
- No, I'm not mad. I'm happy for you.
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You know, with his change
in situation...
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You know how he is.
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You think I wanna be stuck
in this prison?
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I wanted to give you notice. I was
supposed to tell you two weeks ago.
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Is it okay if tonight's my last night?
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Yeah, I guess I'll get
Charmaine to cover.
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Thank you!
I was so nervous about telling you.
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Christopher's picking me up.
I'm gonna fix my makeup.
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Okay.
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Of course.
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You're not gonna jump me?
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- What?
- I'm open here. I'll have to king you.
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Fuck it, I don't want to play.
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I don't really want to either.
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- What's with you? All day, Gloomy Gus.
- Sorry, it's just...
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It's my father.
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He's tough, he'll beat it.
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- It's not the cancer, it's Tony.
- Tony? What about him?
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Don't speak in anagrams.
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- He okayed my dad to hit Sally.
- He put that kid in a coma.
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Fuck Sally, I'm worried about my
father. He's been retired seven years.
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Are we in the Navy?
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It's not that.
This was a proud man, Junior.
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He's over the other night, I had to
help him off the toilet, he's so weak.
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Shut the fuck up with the toilets!
All this morbidity!
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I'm sorry, you're right.
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Fuck.
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This point in his life,
to have him do a thing like this.
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I never ask you for anything.
Tell Tony I'll do it if he wants.
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Fuck what he wants.
I'm the boss.
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You're right, I'm sorry.
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Stop your crying! I'll tell him.
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Making me fucking depressed now.
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Bacala's okay with it.
Why do you care?
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- What is it with these power trips?
- What the fuck are you talking about?
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- Pardon me. May I?
- Yeah.
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- Your girl got any coffee out there?
- I think we can rustle some up.
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Tax code, another client.
IRS troubles.
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Sorry, Mel. To find a place
they're not allowed to bug...
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- Dr. Schreck's office is full.
- I sit too much anyway.
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00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,406
It has to be the old man?
There's no other way?
241
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,451
There's a million ways,
but this'll work.
242
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,412
It was Gigi's idea,
I'm not cutting his balls off.
243
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:56,545
Sally's MIA. Two days ago he
reaches out to Bacala for help.
244
00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:02,593
Old man Bacala's his godfather, he can
get close without arousing suspicion.
245
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,763
- Doesn't sit right.
- He's done it before.
246
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,267
- He's a sick man!
- It's something to live for.
247
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:22,780
I took those Duncan Sheik records
and shoved them up his ass.
248
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,367
Wait a minute.
249
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:29,453
- Who let this one in?
- Wolfgang Fuckface.
250
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,833
Hey, Artie.
251
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:42,675
The man who stole her away.
252
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,054
Adriana, she gave her notice.
253
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,193
Help yourself.
254
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,657
You better be good to that girl.
255
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,868
You cocksucker.
256
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,579
No wonder the food
sucks.
257
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,914
You're supposed to cook
with the wine, Artie.
258
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,708
Three years.
259
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:21,547
Best hostess I ever had.
This piece of shit steals her away.
260
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:26,093
- Artie, come on.
- He knows I'm breaking his balls.
261
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,345
Alright.
262
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:36,312
Seriously, though.
I'm you, I hire a food taster.
263
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,814
Don't fuck with a chef.
264
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,568
You're the only one
who can swing a meat cleaver?
265
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,363
- Fuck you.
- Artie.
266
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,824
I'm kidding!
267
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,704
Wanna try cooking
with one fucking eye?
268
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:56,374
That's enough!
Go wait outside!
269
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,251
Now!
270
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,974
What the fuck?
271
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:18,687
What the fuck is wrong with you?
She's his fiancée!
272
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,356
I loved her.
273
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,609
I fucking love her now.
274
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:34,412
Artie, do me a favor.
275
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:38,207
Don't ever fucking say that again
to anybody, ever.
276
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,751
What am I, a joke?
277
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:45,589
Yeah, a stupid fucking bald one.
278
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,842
Not to mention married.
279
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,303
Can I tell you something?
280
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,641
She's a cunt, my fucking wife.
281
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:02,398
A girl like Ade, that's a woman.
If I still had my hair...
282
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:06,235
She's a young girl. You could have
hair like fucking Casey Kasem.
283
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,112
It won't make a difference.
284
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,405
Yeah.
285
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:23,085
Now look, go in the back,
get some coffee.
286
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,464
Go home, go the fuck to sleep.
287
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,174
I should go apologize.
288
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:32,803
Not right now, okay?
Let me talk to Chris.
289
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,847
You go home.
290
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,435
Call me tomorrow.
291
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,064
Got a business opportunity
over in Newark.
292
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:51,155
Jesus-fucking-Christ.
293
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,254
Mr. Spears for you on three.
294
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,132
Seth, I gotta take this.
295
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,800
All right.
296
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:14,094
Hey.
297
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,597
What about this speeding ticket?
298
00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:19,975
- What?
- I just got a letter in the mail.
299
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,393
Throw it out.
300
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:24,688
I gotta call my guy down at the DMV?
301
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:29,527
It's a deplorable situation
and I'll take care of it.
302
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:33,155
Good news about the
riverfront esplanade thing.
303
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,617
Just straighten the fucking
ticket out, okay?
304
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,416
Where's your father?
305
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:49,046
He stopped by the bakery.
Wanted to pick up a shortcake.
306
00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:51,507
He never comes empty-handed.
307
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,889
Talk to Tony?
308
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:02,768
No, I decided against it.
I didn't even call him.
309
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,854
This life comes with responsibilities.
310
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:09,567
- Your old man knows that.
- I was asking for me.
311
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:14,405
Teddy Roosevelt gave an entire
speech with a bullet in his chest.
312
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,615
Some things are a matter of duty.
313
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,138
Son of a bitch.
314
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:49,189
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine. Fucking steps.
315
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:52,610
Well, here, sit down. Jesus.
316
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,244
Fuck, is that blood?
317
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,955
Jesus Christ, call a fucking doctor!
318
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,248
No, no, no.
319
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,918
It's the nodules in his lungs.
It happens when he's out of breath.
320
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:16,800
St. Dennis, is this what it comes to?
321
00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:21,347
Get him some water!
These doctors, what are they doing?
322
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,141
I don't know, whatever they do.
323
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,351
Water.
324
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:29,229
I want you to call John Kennedy
at St. Barnabas.
325
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,732
Junior, I'm happy with my guy.
326
00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:34,777
What is he doing?
Are you on chemo?
327
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,488
Is he giving you oxygen therapy?
328
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:41,575
Junior, the cure is worse
than the fucking illness!
329
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:49,625
Cocksucker! This is an outrage!
You can't clip someone like this!
330
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,378
Junior, I want to do it.
331
00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:57,549
Eight years sitting on my ass.
It'll feel good being useful.
332
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:01,345
He's tough.
What if things don't go your way?
333
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,181
If they don't, they don't.
334
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:07,851
What the fuck, I'm dead anyway.
335
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,322
Paul Newman's dressing
makes 100 million a year...
336
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,075
...and people love my sauce.
337
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,869
Arthur, you run a restaurant.
338
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:29,498
What do you know
about mass production?
339
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:36,213
I have an associate's in business.
We can't grow unless we take risks.
340
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:42,553
Going into business with a gangster
isn't a risk. It's a sure disaster.
341
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:46,890
It's legitimate.
It's part of the revitalization.
342
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:50,936
Newark gives tax breaks
for reopening old factories.
343
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,688
I'm trying to work.
344
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,064
Fuck the Vegetables.
345
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,275
We have a chance
to have our own company.
346
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:57,234
Our own line
of products.
347
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,903
Then why is it called Satriale's?
348
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:03,907
The pork store has a customer base.
Name recognition.
349
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:10,247
Vesuvio doesn't? Your grandfather
opened up in the '30s, Arthur.
350
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,750
Tony talked to this marketing guy.
351
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:18,672
Brand names beginning with a "V"
make people think of vagina. Turnoff.
352
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:23,343
- What did you just say?
- Vaseline, et cetera.
353
00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,095
The whole thing is...
354
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:29,099
- Can't you see the opportunities?
- To be a mob front.
355
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:33,353
- Jesus Christ, already.
- When are you gonna learn?
356
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,939
Be happy in thine own self.
357
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:47,367
I'm telling you, the DVD's incredible.
Flat screen, fucking Surround Sound.
358
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:52,664
"In this world or the next,
I shall have my revenge."
359
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:53,957
Here we go.
360
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:58,629
It's like the chariots are going
through the fucking house.
361
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,631
Skateboard's not enough.
362
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,300
Sweetheart, more water, please.
363
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:07,471
So I hear you got old man Bacala
making a comeback?
364
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:12,434
He didn't hear it from me.
365
00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:16,688
I'm not butting in.
Junior asked me to talk to you.
366
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,526
He's just looking out
for the old man.
367
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,153
It does seem a little extreme.
368
00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:26,490
But my man Gigootz knows
what he's doing.
369
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:30,577
- Glad I have your fucking approval.
- Whatever you say, cappy.
370
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:37,751
Here it is. For you, Junior,
and anybody the fuck else.
371
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,922
Gigi's captain.
He gave the order.
372
00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:45,425
I okayed it.
End of fucking story.
373
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,138
Tony, no offense.
Obviously it's your call.
374
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,932
Yeah, obviously.
375
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,321
- What?
- Nothing.
376
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:11,535
It's just, you send in an old man?
377
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,538
What's he gonna do,
gum him to death?
378
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:18,750
- Anybody ask for your input?
- No, no, I'm just saying.
379
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,712
You should let me do it.
380
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:28,176
I'll take the guy apart at the joints.
With him conscious.
381
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,496
This way, sir.
382
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,920
We got all kinds...
383
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,640
Whoa, it's Shaft.
384
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:19,394
- What, are you here on a stakeout?
- May I help you?
385
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:23,273
I need a piece of this.
Unless you wanna come over...
386
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:26,985
...check out my birdbath,
make sure it's up to code.
387
00:32:28,237 --> 00:32:30,155
I'll check the computer.
388
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:45,128
Get your ticket book.
That constitutes indecent exposure.
389
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:48,090
I no longer need my ticket book.
390
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:53,637
Your friend, the assemblyman, had me
transferred to the property room.
391
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:58,558
- No longer the scourge of Cedar Grove?
- Nor eligible for overtime.
392
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,978
Leon, take your break at 2.
393
00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:12,447
Just so you know, I didn't tell him
to do any of that shit.
394
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,828
That's very kind of you.
395
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,039
We're out of stock.
396
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,214
Tony!
397
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,218
- Tony, the phone!
- All right! Jesus!
398
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,970
He'll be right with you.
399
00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,474
- Who is it?
- I don't know.
400
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,518
I'm going to Fortunoff's.
401
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,479
- When are you coming home?
- When I'm done.
402
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,861
- Hello?
- It's Ron. You paged me?
403
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,071
Oh, yeah, yeah.
404
00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:57,367
I ran into that guy, the traffic cop?
405
00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:02,039
- It's done, already taken care of.
- I know, it's just...
406
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:07,919
- You got him busted off the street?
- Isn't that what you wanted?
407
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:12,049
Yeah, but it's kind of harsh, no?
408
00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:14,426
I spoke to his unit commander.
409
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,512
Nobody likes him.
He's a rabble-rouser.
410
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:21,516
Yeah, maybe. But I don't know, it...
411
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:25,562
It goes beyond you.
The guy's depressed or something.
412
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:28,899
They think he might have
some serious mental problems.
413
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:53,673
Cocksucker.
414
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,599
You're a liar!
415
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:04,893
What was he lying about?
416
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:14,069
- The old man?
- What's he look like?
417
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:18,990
- Like an old fucking man.
- He's all coughing and shit.
418
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:29,209
Uncle Bobby, thank God.
Thanks for coming.
419
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,462
More fucking stairs.
420
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:44,307
You should quit while you're young.
421
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,603
- Gotta die from something.
- Take that shit out of here.
422
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,647
All right, I'm sorry.
423
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,650
Let me talk to my uncle.
424
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,569
Over here.
425
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:03,994
- Who's this little spic?
- He fucks the lady whose house it is.
426
00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:05,120
I'm sorry.
427
00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:11,126
You put that kid
in a fucking coma, Sal.
428
00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:19,050
- For what, talking to some puttana?
- I know I was wrong. I'm sorry.
429
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:27,017
He wasn't some citizen.
The kid has friends.
430
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:32,522
I'm sorry, Uncle Bobby. Whatever
Tony Soprano wants me to do.
431
00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:36,902
Take it easy, I got you a pass.
432
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,654
Thank you.
433
00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:42,282
Thank you so fucking much.
434
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:49,289
It's good you called,
that's all I'm gonna say.
435
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:52,000
Tell Tony it won't happen again.
436
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,962
Or if it does, I'll at least yell
"Fore!" next time.
437
00:36:57,673 --> 00:37:00,592
I'm sorry, I shouldn't make jokes.
438
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,056
- Get me a glass of water.
- Yeah.
439
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,564
- You want ice?
- No.
440
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:18,443
Let the water run,
make sure it's cold.
441
00:37:18,694 --> 00:37:22,197
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
442
00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:34,793
So this guy still in a coma?
443
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:40,090
Should I visit him,
or is that too fucked up?
444
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,093
Yeah, I think you should go see him.
445
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,430
I don't know.
446
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,433
Maybe I should send flowers,
or some shit.
447
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,394
Oh, what the fuck?
448
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,276
Hey, you fucking greaseball, you.
449
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,611
Any more smart remarks?
450
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:47,615
No, Mr. Bacala, please!
Please, no more!
451
00:38:58,669 --> 00:38:59,836
Mmm...
452
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:44,547
Oh, shit!
453
00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:17,747
All the fucking luck!
454
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,042
I said he shouldn't do it.
455
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:24,879
I had to go all the way
to Staten Island to identify him.
456
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:32,220
- He's a cold-hearted prick, my nephew.
- Cocksuckers didn't even clean him up.
457
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:36,808
He still had bits of glass in his hair
from the windshield.
458
00:40:37,059 --> 00:40:39,602
What was he, 71?
459
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,106
I don't know, 68.
460
00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:46,776
What did they say?
What was the cause of death?
461
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,945
Who? What do you mean?
462
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:55,118
Was it the cancer or the accident?
How advanced was the metastasis?
463
00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:59,747
All due respect, Junior,
what do you care about the details?
464
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,417
All this technical shit?
465
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,753
You're right.
466
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:12,677
The man's passed on.
We should let him rest in peace.
467
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,390
He was a good man, your father.
468
00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:19,642
A good friend.
469
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,936
Motherfucker!
470
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,647
Goddamn it!
471
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:26,566
Dirty bastard!
472
00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:28,985
Son of a...
473
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,905
Jesus-fucking-Christ!
474
00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:47,170
- Good night.
- Bye.
475
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:58,723
Customer says good night,
you barely look up?
476
00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,518
I said it low.
477
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,191
Miss Personality over here.
478
00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,693
What's with the glasses?
479
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,988
I left my contacts home.
480
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:18,284
I don't know what it is, but you've
had a hair across your ass all week.
481
00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,375
Lower your voice.
482
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:29,420
Still mad because I told you
you can't go in with Tony?
483
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:32,382
You don't tell me anything,
Charmaine.
484
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,343
And I'm going into business with Tony.
485
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,848
If you do this, Artie,
if you choose Tony over me...
486
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,101
What are you gonna do, divorce me?
487
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,652
- Is that what you want?
- What'd I say?
488
00:42:54,154 --> 00:42:57,574
This marriage is over, Arthur.
489
00:42:57,741 --> 00:43:00,451
- I'm serious.
- It's about fucking time.
490
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,246
And you're not getting
the kids, either!
491
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:08,751
Son of a bitch.
492
00:43:15,384 --> 00:43:18,094
Hey. Look who's here.
493
00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:22,181
- He volunteered to mow your lawn.
- I did not.
494
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,392
Hi, Anthony.
495
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:28,313
It's that time of year.
Brought the last of my sweet corn.
496
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,279
What's the matter?
You all right?
497
00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:43,786
Anthony, be a good boy. Wait outside.
I need to talk to your father.
498
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:56,090
If this is about old man Bacala,
I don't wanna fucking hear it.
499
00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,178
I have cancer.
500
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:11,814
- You have what?
- Cancer. The big casino.
501
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,818
Jesus Christ, when did you find out?
502
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:20,281
Blood in my stool.
503
00:44:20,949 --> 00:44:23,743
Had a test before
your mother's funeral.
504
00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:26,663
That's why you been acting
so fucking weird?
505
00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:33,628
I mean, where is it?
Is it in your colon, or?
506
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:35,213
My stomach.
507
00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:42,970
Jesus Christ, Uncle Jun.
508
00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:54,774
- Did they say how bad?
- Won't know until they open me up.
509
00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,193
I go in in two weeks.
510
00:44:58,153 --> 00:45:02,365
- This has to stay between us, Anthony.
- Yeah, of course.
511
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:11,874
Look, we'll get you help.
We'll get you the best there is.
512
00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:15,211
First Jackie with cancer, then Febby.
513
00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:20,341
Old man Bacala had it,
but now you'll get me help?
514
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,510
These things come in threes.
515
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:36,107
Is that why you didn't want
the old man to make the hit?
516
00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:40,570
What, if he died of cancer,
he'd take your place?
517
00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:46,701
- I asked you not to make him do it.
- Jesus Christ! Un-fucking-believable.
518
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:48,619
I'm serious, Anthony.
519
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:51,581
Promise me that you'll
dummy up about this.
520
00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,876
Yeah, all right.
521
00:45:55,085 --> 00:46:00,089
You're sick, people treat you
like a nonentity. I'm serious.
522
00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:03,217
You can't talk about this
with anybody.
523
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:06,554
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
524
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,473
Of course.
525
00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,604
- Hello?
- Uncle Jun's got cancer.
526
00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:24,781
A lot of death.
527
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,408
Ma.
528
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:36,125
- Pop and the emphysema.
- Uncle Jun. Another toothpick.
529
00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:39,462
Hey, Jan, come on.
A little respect, huh?
530
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,299
I'm sorry, it's just what Ma
used to say.
531
00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:45,760
Yeah, that's right.
532
00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:50,765
- She said that about her own brother.
- Another toothpick.
533
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,018
Jesus.
534
00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:57,605
What was he, 36 years old,
Uncle Mickey?
535
00:46:58,023 --> 00:46:59,357
Liver cancer.
536
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:05,112
Jesus. These old-timers.
537
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:13,037
The more hard-ass their attitude,
the more they suppress their feelings.
538
00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:16,916
- I think it's the illusion of control.
- Control?
539
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:23,506
You say the most horrible shit you can
think of in the face of tragedy.
540
00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:25,967
It's like saying to God:
541
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:30,638
"See? You don't fool me, asshole.
I know what you're planning."
542
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:35,184
Yeah, like they're trying
to ward off evil, or some shit.
543
00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:38,938
Remember how Ma,
she hated compliments?
544
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:41,023
Giving or taking them?
545
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:45,319
Because then maybe,
at any minute, boom!
546
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:54,161
I really been coming to know Christ.
547
00:47:57,499 --> 00:48:00,376
Ma, Febby, Uncle Jun?
548
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:03,504
Always comes in threes.
549
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,382
And then there's the Holy Trinity.
550
00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:09,051
You think that's a coincidence?
551
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,234
What happened to Sal Bonpensiero?
552
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,365
Witness protection.
553
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,369
Would you like to pray with me?
554
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,370
Two weeks ago?
555
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:20,665
Why didn't you say anything?
Did you report it?
556
00:49:20,832 --> 00:49:22,833
Campus security's a joke.
557
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:26,587
Don't you think they should know
there's a thief?
558
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:30,466
- Who? What are you talking about?
- Nothing.
559
00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,719
Her bike was stolen two weeks ago.
560
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,805
The ten speed?
561
00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:38,724
- Didn't you lock it up?
- They used bolt cutters.
562
00:49:38,892 --> 00:49:42,561
A black guy from the neighborhood.
One of the kids saw him.
563
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:50,111
- What?
- Did I say anything?
564
00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:02,123
A black guy? Imagine that.
565
00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:07,586
- Tony...
- It's just, I can't believe it.
566
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,505
I am not listening.
567
00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:12,091
You're thinking the same thing.
568
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:13,384
What did I say?
569
00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:16,846
You're twice as likely
to be robbed by a black.
570
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,598
- That is so racist!
- It's a fact.
571
00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:21,642
From who, David Duke?
572
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:26,022
- Why are they in the basement?
- Try the FBI. I saw it on TV.
573
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:29,025
- You're quoting the FBI?
- They aren't.
574
00:50:29,609 --> 00:50:32,111
- But the lamp?
- On battery backup.
575
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:36,615
- Why?
- Crime is economic, not racial.
576
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:41,037
You're more likely to steal
if you're poor...
577
00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:43,414
...which most black people are.
578
00:50:43,665 --> 00:50:46,125
Wait till one takes your stereo.
579
00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:47,918
You're a hypocrite!
580
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:51,338
This is what I've been saying!
Stay with your own!
581
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:53,591
Wait a second.
582
00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:57,219
- Where are you taking that lamp?
- Mine gives me a headache.
583
00:50:57,554 --> 00:51:01,390
- Don't change the subject!
- I'm out of here!
584
00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:04,143
Be sure to call
when you need some money!
585
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:13,694
Now you got something you can
rat me out about in therapy!
586
00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:23,871
- Madonna, this place!
- You only retire once.
587
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,758
Is that an earring?
588
00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:36,383
Huh?
589
00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:39,386
- Your ear, I never noticed before.
- This?
590
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,642
Had it for years.
I don't wear it all the time.
591
00:51:46,228 --> 00:51:49,980
Did Chris tell you
we had a little run-in?
592
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:53,192
- He's just jealous.
- Of what? We're friends.
593
00:51:53,401 --> 00:51:55,611
Well, you know how he is.
594
00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:02,743
- I'm glad he didn't make you cancel.
- He thinks I'm with Cindy.
595
00:52:07,999 --> 00:52:10,459
I'm gonna miss you, Ade.
596
00:52:11,419 --> 00:52:17,216
I'm gonna miss you too, Artie.
Charmaine, the busboys.
597
00:52:18,593 --> 00:52:19,969
Charmaine...
598
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,304
What? What's wrong?
599
00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:27,476
Charmaine and me, we're gonna
try it apart for a little while.
600
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:31,814
- Oh, my God, are you okay? The kids?
- It's for the best.
601
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:36,986
Did I tell you I'm gonna
go into business with Tony?
602
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:42,449
- What, like a restaurant?
- Satriale Foods.
603
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:47,997
We'll probably change the name
to Vesuvio.
604
00:52:49,374 --> 00:52:52,334
Sauce, taralli, ravioli.
605
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:55,337
That's great. Congratulations!
606
00:52:57,674 --> 00:53:00,843
You change your mind,
there's room on my staff...
607
00:53:01,136 --> 00:53:04,305
...for a bright, sexy vice president.
608
00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:13,814
It's a big step. Marriage.
609
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:19,028
- You sure you're ready?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
610
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:37,713
- You know where the ladies' room is?
- Yeah, I think it's behind the bar.
611
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:39,131
Okay...
612
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,382
No, No...
613
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:48,390
The plate is hot.
614
00:53:55,857 --> 00:54:01,403
Restaurants, stores,
slips for luxury yachts.
615
00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:07,701
We go with my plumbing and electrical.
The steel and brickwork, all yours.
616
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:13,374
- We need to talk about Local 187.
- You gotta see the scale model.
617
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,377
There are even little people.
618
00:54:16,586 --> 00:54:21,257
Fucking Newark. They got little
hookers giving little blowjobs?
619
00:54:23,718 --> 00:54:25,427
I gotta go take a leak.
620
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:35,437
I got a call from Eddie Voehl
at the PBA.
621
00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:39,275
Your friend the cop
is bitching about his overtime.
622
00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:43,404
He's got some black officer's squad
looking into his case.
623
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,823
Oh, yeah?
624
00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:52,788
If you want, I can get it squashed.
Get him reassigned.
625
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,294
You know what? Fuck him.
626
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:01,422
Cocksucker got what he deserved.
627
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:13,475
Yes?
628
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,065
The Tony Soprano wiretap
has been neutralized.
629
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:24,445
What do you mean?
630
00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:47,509
- Hello?
- In here.
631
00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:56,143
What are you doing?
You're not ready?
632
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,313
I'm not going.
633
00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:05,861
- They gave you permission.
- I can't. I'm not up to it.
634
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:10,783
- It's my father's funeral.
- You hear me, I don't feel up to snuff.
635
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:12,868
You look okay to me.
636
00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:16,789
Junior?
637
00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,751
Didn't you get my flowers?
638
00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:23,170
My whole family's in the car.
639
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:27,049
I gotta tell you,
I take this as a personal insult.
640
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:30,260
- Think I don't care?
- What else can I think?
641
00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:33,889
You selfish fuck,
I can't go because I'm sick!
642
00:56:37,352 --> 00:56:38,894
I have cancer.
643
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:40,646
Cancer?
644
00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:45,567
Oh, my God.
645
00:56:46,027 --> 00:56:48,904
Real wisenheimer,
now how do you feel?
646
00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:58,622
Two weeks, I go in for the surgery,
and I'll start the chemo after that.
647
00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:02,459
Junior, I'm sorry.
648
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:08,799
- I don't know what to say.
- I'll say a prayer for your old man.
649
00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:14,805
My father.
650
00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:17,224
Now you?
651
00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,310
What the fuck is happening?
652
00:57:23,731 --> 00:57:25,941
You will miss the boat.
653
00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:31,029
Lady, I missed the boat
a long time ago.
654
00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:43,083
Including tax and delivery,
it comes to $897.23.
655
00:57:43,918 --> 00:57:47,254
Just make sure it gets to my house
in one piece.
656
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,675
Come on.
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