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I know you think I'm crazy...
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But it's not me.
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It's the world.
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The world's gone mad.
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Because"_
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Because martians have invaded,
but nobody seems to care.
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Man: Take it easy, mister.
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Have a cup ofjoe.
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[Whimpering]
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I can't take it easy.
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I just saw one outside.
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So tell me,
what do these martians look like?
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They have giant heads
and multiple appendages.
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Yikes. And they're here
to eat us or something?
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They have a ray of some kind
that makes us...
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Forget.
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Forget what?
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There! I just saw one! Where?
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Outside through that window,
I just saw one of them.
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Heh. Hey, mister.
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That ain't a window.
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That's a mirror.
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[Whimpering]
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What is this, some kind
of sick joke, buddy?
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Oh, it's no joke.
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And my name's not buddy.
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Wait, what?
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[Laughing maniacally]
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[Thunder rumbling]
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello?
Dana: Mulder, it's me. Where have you been?
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I've been trying your cell.
I was out squatching.
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What?
Bigfoot hunting. I had my phone turned off.
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Did you have any luck?
No. But that's not really the point.
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I just had to get away from the madness
for a little while.
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It seems this past year
all I've done is watch the news...
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And worry that the
country's gone insane.
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I had to get out to nature, you know,
where it's simple and uncomplicated...
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Where it's just you and the elements.
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And possibly a cryptozoological simian-like
hairy humanoid with enormous feet.
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I think you just like saying "squatching."
Are we still on for dinner tomorrow night?
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Yeah, I'll see you then.
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Scully, did I ever tell you about the time
I found a sasquatch footprint in the mud?
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It was 35 years ago.
You did, I've heard this before.
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On the banks of mogoagogo river.
You've told me already.
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I gotta go, gotta go.
In beautiful British Columbia... Scully?
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Scully?
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[Dial tone]
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[Clears throat]
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[Thunder rumbling]
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[Twig snaps]
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[Man spitting]
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It's me. Now, I know you're surprised
to see me.
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I thought we were all done
after, you know, that last case.
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I've stumbled on the conspiracy to...
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To end all conspiracies.
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Who are you?
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[Sighs]
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So they have already gotten to you.
How did you know how to contact me?
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To meet me here?
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I... it had to be some place safe.
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They"_
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They'd kill us if they had the chance.
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And who are they?
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They are why you don't remember.
Why aren't people getting probed...
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By aliens anymore?
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You used to know,
but they made you forget...
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So that you wouldn't remember me.
Look, what is this all about?
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Oh, my god.
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There's no way for me to make you understand
without me seeming like a crazed madman.
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It's a little late for that.
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[Siren wailing]
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I think your ride is here.
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The first twilight zone episode you
ever saw, it was "the lost martian," right?
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You remember that?
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That twilight zone episode
doesn't exist.
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It never did.
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[Footsteps]
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Man [whispers]:
Were you followed?
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Who is that?
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It'd be a hell of a twist
if it were rod serling.
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Submitted for your approval.
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No, it's not in here either.
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What I don't understand is how this guy
knew about your secret rendezvous signal?
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Who cares about any of that, Scully?
I can't find "the lost martian."
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When he said that that episode
of the twilight zone didn't exist...
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That's when I knew he was
a crazy person. It's a classic.
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I came home and checked my box DVD set,
and it wasn't on there.
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I checked all my episode guide books.
No mention of it.
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I had to search it online. Nothing.
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Now I'm going through my tapes because
I'm sure I recorded it at some point.
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Well, maybe it's one of those other shows,
like outer limits or...
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Confuse the twilight zone
with the outer limits?
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Do you even know me?
Can we talk about this over dinner? Please?
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I'm not gonna be able to
eat until I find this, ever again.
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It can't be that good of an episode.
It's not about the episode, Scully.
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It's about my memory
of seeing my first twilight zone.
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It changed me.
You don't forget that.
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I was 8 years old,
my parents let me stay up till midnight...
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Because that was back in the day
when it only aired late at night...
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On some local channel.
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Wait, what?
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And my name's not buddy.
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Man: Wait, what?
Oh, now I get it.
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[Devil laughing]
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I remember it all so clearly,
as if it just happened.
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[Door closes]
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Man: He stand you up again?
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Are you that guy that met
with mulder last night?
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What gave it away, skulls?
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He mentioned the forehead sweat.
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I need you to help me find someone.
Who?
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They... they're trying to erase me!
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Skulls, look, I can prove it.
Hey. I'm armed.
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[Stammers]
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Where did you find this?
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My fingerprints are on that box.
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Just prove that I'm real!
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[Gasps]
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Fox: Let me get this straight.
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When it cools,
it forms into three different layers...
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With three different textures,
all from the same mix?
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How has this never been an x-file?
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I have such wonderful memories
associated with it.
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I remember my mom making it.
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I remember family vacations
over the summer holidays...
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And fourth of July, fireworks,
america, god, love.
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That's some jell-o.
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I mean, just the cherry flavor. The
lemon-lime tasted like leprechaun taint.
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But I have literally been looking
for this for decades.
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But every time I look for goop-o a-b-c,
everyone says:
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"No, you must be thinking
about jell-o 1-2-3."
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It's the mandela effect.
What do you mean?
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When someone has a memory of something not
shared by the majority or the factual record.
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Some people have a memory
of seeing a movie...
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Called shazaam starring Sinbad
as an irrepressible genie...
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Even after it's pointed out to them
they're probably thinking of kazaam...
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Starring Shaquille O'Neal as a genie.
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Especially because a movie
called shazaam was never made.
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But what if I don't remember either movie?
You win!
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But, mulder, isn't your false
twilight zone memory also a mandela effect?
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No, because my false memory is real.
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But again, how does this mystery guy,
whose fingerprints came up with nothing...
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How does he even know
about these secret memories of ours?
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You can ask him tonight.
I taped an "x" to the window this morning.
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But that's your secret rendezvous signal.
I don't wanna intrude.
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He clearly wants you involved, Scully.
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Come on, it'll be like a date.
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Well, this is romantic.
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Isn't it?
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[Scoffs]
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So who are you?
I think my name is Reggie.
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Reggie something.
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Well, Mr. Something, you wanna
tell us what this is all about?
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[Scoffs]
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Like all life-questioning revelations,
it came to me while I was moving.
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Not myself, but my mother.
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When unpacking her stuff, I came across
a bunch of old things of mine she kept.
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Remembering my mom
reading Dr. Wuzzle books to me...
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Is one of the fondest memories I have.
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But when I looked more closely
at the book's cover...
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That's when the wooz/e-wozzle-bloober—blubs
hit the fan.
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What?
Because Dr. Wuzzle's name...
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Was spelled different than how I remembered.
Not with two s's, but with two z 's.
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What's happening?
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It's the mandela effect.
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The what effect?
The mandela effect.
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When someone has a memory that doesn't
coincide with everybody else's or the facts.
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So named because some have
a memory of hearing...
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That Nelson Mandela died in the '80s
while imprisoned...
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When, in fact, he
died a free man in 2013.
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No. It's called the Mengele effect.
Because people have a memory...
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Of Josef Mengele getting apprehended in
Ohio in 1970. So it's the Mengele effect.
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The mandela effect has been
an Internet meme for almost a decade.
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It's always been called that.
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Ah. See, you're having a Mengele effect
about the mandela effect.
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I should know
because of how I found out about it.
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My search led me to a historical repository
of vintage americana.
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[Door bell ringing]
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[Music playing over speaker]
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Excuse me, do you have
any old Dr. Wuzzle books?
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That's something
somebody might actually want, so no.
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I do have something over in the political
shame section that might interest you.
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[Clears throat]
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Uh... it's a cartoon that
Dr. Wuzzle drew back in 1940.
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[Music continues playing]
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Damn it, it's still wrong!
Easy, easy.
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If you're gonna break something,
use the evel knievel doll.
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It'll make it more authentic.
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What... no, I'm sorry. It's...
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I remember his name being spelled
in a different way.
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Oh, boy. Sounds like somebody's suffering
from the Mengele effect.
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See? It's called the Mengele effect.
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That doesn't prove anything.
Just trust me.
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Okay, I've done a lot of research into this
since then.
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And the shop owner himself
was a bit of an expert on the topic.
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It all started a couple of years ago.
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People coming in looking for some
fondly remembered item from their past.
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I'd show it to them, but there's
always something just a little off.
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And they'd be like, "no, I remember
the logo being racist in a different way."
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Like everybody's recall is out of whack.
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Yeah, yeah.
And I think the government knows about it.
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What do you mean?
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Government always knows
more than they let on.
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For instance, do you think the government
didn't know when this was being sold...
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Back in the '703,
that it wasn't full of carcinogens?
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They know the truth
about the Mengele effect.
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That's when I launched my own investigation
into the phenomenon.
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The Mengele effect is being
intentionally orchestrated by someone.
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Who? And to what end?
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For the simple reasons onnell said, "he who
controls the past, controls the future."
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The ability to manipulate memory
creates unlimited power.
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Political, economical, cultural.
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It runs the gamut from holocaust denial
to corporate product recognition.
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There are companies who are
willing to pay anything, do anything...
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To have people forget
that their products explode on impact...
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Or suddenly catch fire. Companies like...
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Spending billions in profit
to repress these memories.
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Only thing I haven't been able to do
is figure out how they're doing it.
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They can't.
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I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous.
I mean, the mandela effect...
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It's the Mengele effect.
It's the Mengele effect, just say it.
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Is simply people
misremembering stuff.
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But maybe this is actually evidence
of a parallel universe.
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Both: Wait, what?
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So maybe these differences in collective
memories are actually evidence...
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Of our universe somehow becoming
intertwined with another...
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If not identical, then very similar
universe. So people's memories are correct...
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They're just remembering something
that happened in another dimension.
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Hence, the discrepancies.
That's science, Scully.
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Theoretical science, at best, mulder.
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Yeah, we're not gonna do this parallel
universe Sci-Fi gobbledygook, nerd boy, okay?
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Just, please, drop it.
That crap gives me a headache.
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It's a lot better than some evil entity
zapping people's brains with a hypno-ray gun.
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I never mentioned a hypno-ray gun.
It's faulty memory because occam's razor.
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00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,590
That's ozzie's razor, not occam's.
It's always been ozzie's razor.
237
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,634
Maybe in a parallel universe it is...
238
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:29,137
But in still yet another universe,
it's perhaps known as occam's ax.
239
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,390
Both: It's not parallel universes!
240
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:36,728
Now, look, since I'm the only one
with any proof of this insidious plot...
241
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,939
What proof? You've yet to offer any proof.
242
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,234
Proof is in the fact that once I uncovered
what they were up to...
243
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,905
They turned the Mengele effect on me.
Just... look.
244
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,450
It's my high school yearbook my mom kept.
245
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:55,163
There is not a single picture
of me in here. Anywhere.
246
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,958
There's not any inscriptions
from my classmates here.
247
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,503
No "have a great summer,"
"you were funny in math class." Nothing.
248
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,922
It's like I never even went to this school.
249
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:08,510
Maybe you did but in a parallel universe.
Exactly... knock that off.
250
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:09,719
[Sighs]
251
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,722
None of us remember our high school years
with much accuracy.
252
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:17,352
Skulls, I wish this was about
my own psychological issues.
253
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,605
That way, the memorabilia shop owner
would still be alive.
254
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,234
When I went back to tell him about
the conspiracy to manipulate memory...
255
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,737
And to see if he had...
Do you guys remember the little candies...
256
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:31,867
That were shaped like watermelon slices,
but they taste like coconut?
257
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,745
When I went back, they had silenced him.
258
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,998
[Gasps]
259
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,209
[Music playing over speaker]
260
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,420
They had impaled him with a lawn dart.
261
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,173
[Panting]
262
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,093
I'm sorry, but what's a lawn dart?
263
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,012
Oh, it's this kid's game...
264
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,765
Where you would try to throw these
mini-metallic javelins into the air...
265
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,018
Onto these rings that you put on a lawn.
266
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:02,898
And they sold these to kids?
We were made of sterner stuff back then.
267
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,650
Well, it just sounds
like an accidental death to me.
268
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:09,112
No! No, that's what
they want you to believe!
269
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,908
[Siren wailing]
270
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,701
Sounds like your ride's here.
271
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,997
She thinks I'm just some kind
of conspiracy nut.
272
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,500
Well, a conspiracy nut is right
twice a day. No, that's a broken clock.
273
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,171
Still applies because they want you
to think all conspiracies are nutty...
274
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:32,010
So you will ignore the ones that are true.
Reggie, take it from a fellow nut, okay?
275
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,096
At some point, you're gonna
have to explain who they are.
276
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,391
You keep on referring
to this omnipresent, mysterious they...
277
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,854
To give intentionality to random events or
external explanations for psychological ones.
278
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,900
But there's no they there. Who is they?
279
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,363
This guy.
280
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,240
He is they.
281
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,043
Narrator:
This is a story of a man named they.
282
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,630
Dr. Thaddeus q. They, a neuroscientist
who has discovered a way...
283
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:12,384
To manipulate collective memory.
Most people have never heard of him.
284
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,927
Or rather they have...
285
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,055
But he's manipulated their memories
to make them forget they have.
286
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:21,393
While working on NASA's
top secret operation soy bomb...
287
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,688
Involving future, one-way space flights
beyond our realm...
288
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,941
Dr. They devised a technique
to change specific memories...
289
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,694
Which would allow astronauts
to complete their mission...
290
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:34,281
Without being weighed down
by thoughts of life back on earth.
291
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:39,703
However, Dr. They was fired for also making
the astronauts think they were chimpanzees.
292
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:43,623
He perfected his research
at u. S. University hospital in Grenada...
293
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:47,669
And now applies his method for a
number of unknown, mysterious clients.
294
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,921
His memory manipulations
have run the gamut.
295
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,966
From holocaust denial
to corporate product recognition...
296
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:57,053
To making people forget he, himself,
once starred as an irrepressible genie...
297
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,930
In a movie called ka-blaam.
298
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,558
Dr. They has not been heard of
for many years...
299
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,145
But rumors swirl that he was
at the last presidential inauguration...
300
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:08,064
Where, amongst the hundreds of millions
who attended...
301
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,276
He was seen occupying
the last remaining seat available.
302
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:16,114
And as to his motivations for being there,
and what exactly he is up to now...
303
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,199
We have no way of knowing.
304
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:22,871
Or perhaps we once did,
but have since been made to forget.
305
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,333
What the hell was that?
306
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,834
Fox: That video was...
307
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,211
Unbelievable. [Scoffs]
308
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,673
You wanna hear unbelievable,
check out these comments.
309
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:38,345
"I think the editing could have been
tighter." This jerk just says, "meh."
310
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,599
When I stumbled across this, I tried
to confirm as much of it as I could...
311
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:46,478
But I was only able to verify
the most important part, the Grenada thing.
312
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,563
That was the most important part?
313
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:52,025
Tell me, little miss skeptic,
why did we invade Grenada?
314
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,070
When was that again?
315
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,280
There was a marxist overthrow
of the government.
316
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,368
Reagan was concerned about us. Students
at a university hospital.
317
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:02,869
Now you're just... what?
318
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:08,249
You're just embarrassing yourself at this
point. Those were the official reasons.
319
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:13,546
But no one really remembers the reasons.
Not even me, and I was there.
320
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,717
I found this amongst my mom's stuff.
321
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:22,764
I wrote it when I was in Grenada,
when I was 18, to be read when I turned 50.
322
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,229
"To myself at age 50.
323
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,481
Always remember..."
324
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:35,693
And the rest of the letter's redacted.
Who redacted it?
325
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:41,950
I did when I wrote it. It was meant as a joke.
That stuff was funny to me when I was a kid.
326
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:46,162
Okay, what does this prove?
You're missing the most important part.
327
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,332
Fox:
328
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,584
A Grenada ufo stamp. Yeah.
329
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,795
What's that?
Prime minister of Grenada...
330
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,882
Once advocated in front of the UN. For the
creation of a department of ufo research.
331
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,510
He issued these stamps
to raise money for that.
332
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:04,264
After he was deposed, he confessed
a ufo had crashed off their coast...
333
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,016
And a dead alien had been
recovered from the waters.
334
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,727
Correct. Except for one detail.
335
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,772
The alien wasn't dead.
336
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,484
Reggie:
I was a med student at that hospital.
337
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:21,281
They brought in the semiconscious alien,
and Dr. They was put in charge of saving it.
338
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,995
The alien had been sent to earth to
warn us about the holes in the ozone layer.
339
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,664
One of his people
would return in 35 years...
340
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:33,626
To see if we had managed
to avoid environmental catastrophe.
341
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,420
[Indistinct chattering]
342
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:52,687
I only caught glimpses of their conversation.
The two of them talked alien telepathically.
343
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:58,776
Alien: I will telepathically transfer to you
all our knowledge of what you call the brain.
344
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,031
Reggie: But that's when the invasion occurred,
and the men from the government showed up.
345
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,324
Alien: Wait, what?
346
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,287
[Alien gasping]
347
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,499
[Alien whimpering]
348
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:19,339
I don't know if I repressed the memory
or Dr. They erased my mind...
349
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:24,552
But seeing that stamp,
it all came flooding back to me.
350
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:27,305
Now we're dealing
with recovered memories?
351
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,182
I'm sorry.
352
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,559
I'm out.
353
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:36,606
Reggie, what you told us
is theoretically possible...
354
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:40,777
[Whispering]
But more likely in another universe.
355
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:46,866
The one thing I didn't forget
was the telepathic screams of that alien.
356
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,536
Alien:
No, wait. What are you...? Hey! Oh!
357
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:51,955
Oh! No!
358
00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:55,333
Reggie: I wanted to know where the men
from the government took him.
359
00:22:55,667 --> 00:23:00,004
That's when I dropped out of med school,
joined the FBI.
360
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:03,091
And that's how I started the x-files.
361
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,011
That's right.
362
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,597
We used to be partners!
363
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:35,415
[Phone ringing]
364
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,500
Mulder. Eggie: Foxy.
365
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,002
Reggie, what's up?
366
00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:43,298
I got this really cool poster for the
office, man. You're gonna flip over it.
367
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:45,008
[Laughs]
368
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:50,138
Fox: Sorry, nobody down here
but the FBI's most unwanted.
369
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:56,019
Move along, sugar boobs,
this is the x-files.
370
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,396
No women allowed.
371
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:10,283
That guy is so creepy.
372
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,869
And changes world history.
373
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,830
And then Columbus
never discovers america...
374
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,708
Man never lands on the moon...
375
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,127
The us. Never invades Grenada...
376
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:22,754
Wait, wait, wait.
377
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,964
What's this about Grenada?
378
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:26,174
[Hisses]
379
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,425
[Meows]
380
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:31,929
Guys, if this turns out to be killer cats,
I'm gonna be very disappointed.
381
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,348
[Hisses]
382
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:37,185
She's their mother. If she's their
mother, how can she be their...?
383
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,062
[Man screaming]
384
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,313
Oh, boy.
385
00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:45,568
[Dana gasps]
386
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,290
Reggie: All those memories...
387
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:03,419
You guys mean to tell me
you don't remember any of that?
388
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:08,091
Not even our last case together?
389
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:13,554
This is the Mengele effect in action.
Dr. They is using it against us...
390
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,808
Because he knows we are the only team
capable of stopping him.
391
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,560
There is no Dr. They.
392
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:20,812
Really?
393
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,398
Well, tell that to his henchmen.
394
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,318
He sent more of them.
395
00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,122
FBI.
396
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:40,873
FBI.
397
00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:43,418
What are you doing here?
398
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,462
You don't know?
399
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,924
The legend that
I've heard so much about...
400
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,861
Would've already figured out who
this guy was that you've been talking to...
401
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:56,222
And why we were asked
to find out why you are.
402
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:58,891
But I guess that's how things go.
403
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,687
You start out a rebel,
but then you get fat.
404
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,524
And the next thing you know,
you're deep state.
405
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:12,196
[Dana mumbles]
406
00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,491
Do you know who I am?
407
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:19,871
I'm fox mulder. I was fighting the power
and breaking conspiracies...
408
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,040
Before you saw your first chemtrail,
you punks.
409
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,210
I'm fox freaking mulder, you punks!
410
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,670
I'm fox mulder!
411
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:33,092
Fox:
So this moron's father is about there.
412
00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,927
Reggie...
413
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,513
This guy... tsk.
414
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:41,726
To Bob Dylan, whose '98 grammy
performance is remembered by millions...
415
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:45,062
Because a half-naked man
with "soy bomb" written on his chest...
416
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,648
Jumped on stage and started dancing
like a spaz.
417
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:51,110
No official video of the incident exists.
Did it happen?
418
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:55,114
Seven years later, the band eels releases
a song "whatever happened to soy bomb."
419
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:59,535
A coded message? Especially because the band's
lead singer, the son of Hugh Everett III...
420
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:02,264
Who originated the many-worlds
interpretation of quantum physics...
421
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:05,082
I'm right back to parallel universes again.
422
00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:10,713
It's true, Scully, I've lost the plot. I can't
find the hidden connections between things anymore.
423
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:13,966
The world's become too crazy
for even my conspiratorial powers.
424
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:18,971
Maybe you've just lost your taste for it,
especially after all this birther stuff.
425
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,807
Maybe.
426
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:26,479
Maybe it's just realizing the absurdity
of an evil doctor named they.
427
00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,481
[Phone ringing]
428
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,274
[Fox exhales]
429
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,280
When?
430
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,074
Where?
431
00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:42,954
Who was that?
432
00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:44,580
Dr. They.
433
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,666
[Bell tolling]
434
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:10,106
Dr. They, I presume?
435
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:15,528
Kids today don't even know what this means.
Why should they?
436
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:20,241
When's the last time someone admitted
doing something they were ashamed of?
437
00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:25,371
Even if caught on tape doing it, they just
say, "well, that was taken out of context."
438
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,124
Yes. But why are you shaming me?
439
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:33,963
Someone who's spent his life seeking
the truth behind every great conspiracy...
440
00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:37,258
And you're only now
finding out about me?
441
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,260
[Clicking tongue]
442
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:42,805
Perhaps it just goes to show
how good you are at hiding in the shadows.
443
00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:45,224
Who's hiding? I'm in the phone book.
444
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:48,561
But nobody knows what's a phone book
anymore.
445
00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:52,732
I have to admit, what little I know of you,
I got from a rather dubious online video.
446
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,192
Oh. Did you like that? I made it.
447
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:59,113
It's my new platform. Phony fake news.
448
00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:04,744
It's a presentation of real facts, but in a
way that assures no one will believe any of it.
449
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,706
The bitter end.
450
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:13,377
Which is why, when I became aware
that you were finally aware of me...
451
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:19,050
I felt a professional courtesy to meet
with you and to tell you this in person.
452
00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:21,260
You're dead.
453
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:27,725
Oh, that came out wrong. Heh.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
454
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,102
I meant your time, agent mulder.
455
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,772
Your time has passed.
456
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:36,484
Okay. So, what is
or what was my time?
457
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:42,615
Well, it's a time when people of power thought
that they could keep their secrets secret...
458
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,452
And were willing to do anything
to keep it that way.
459
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,788
Those days are passed. Gone.
460
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:54,293
We're now living in a post-cover-up,
post-conspiracy age.
461
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:58,756
And no doubt, the kids will come up
with some catchphrase for it.
462
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,549
Po-co or something.
463
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:06,180
They'll say like, "oh, that's so po-co."
It'll make you wish you really were dead.
464
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,933
As long as the truth gets out.
465
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:12,478
Ha, ha. They don't really care
whether the truth gets out.
466
00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:17,233
Because the public no longer knows
what's meant by the truth.
467
00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:21,362
What do you mean?
No one can tell the difference anymore...
468
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:27,034
Between what's real and what's fake. There's
still objective truth, objective reality.
469
00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:31,789
I mean, you take this mandela effect.
470
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:36,544
Well, in the old days, I would never
have come out and admitted to you...
471
00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,547
Yes, I can change people's
collective memories.
472
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,425
That would've meant
I could control the past.
473
00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:45,386
And if that's true...
As Orson welles once said:
474
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:48,764
"He who controls the past
controls the future."
475
00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:52,810
It was George on/vell that said that.
Well, for now maybe.
476
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:58,024
Anyway, the point is I can tell you
all of this, right out in the open...
477
00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,609
Because it doesn't matter
who knows about it.
478
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:06,532
They won't know whether to believe it or not.
To be honest, I'm not believing any of this.
479
00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:10,369
Believe what you want to believe.
That's what everybody does nowadays anyway.
480
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:13,456
You're only proving
my point, you twit. Heh.
481
00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:17,835
But, full disclosure, you're right.
482
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:22,757
I can't control people's minds. Although,
it turns out, you don't really have to.
483
00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:25,885
All you need is some people
to think it's possible.
484
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:29,555
And then you've sown the seeds
of uncertainty.
485
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:34,435
All you really need is a laptop.
So that's what this has all been about?
486
00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:36,395
The spread of online disinformation?
487
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,230
Maybe.
488
00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:42,902
You know, our current president
once said something truly profound.
489
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:46,906
He said, "nobody knows for sure."
490
00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:49,158
What was he referring to?
491
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:52,119
What does it matter?
492
00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,233
Mulder! Aah!
493
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,361
How the hell did you get in here?
494
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,822
Foxy, what did you find out from they?
495
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:30,658
I'm not exactly sure
what to think about any of it.
496
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:33,160
Oh, god. What did they do to you?
497
00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:36,997
That's exactly what they want you to think
about everything.
498
00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:42,586
First thing, I need to find out who you
are. His name is Reginald murgatroid.
499
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:48,843
Using your yearbook, I tracked
down your high school transcripts.
500
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:51,554
You only spent a few weeks there,
you didn't graduate.
501
00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:54,765
But after completing your ged,
you enlisted in the army...
502
00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:58,185
And participated
in the invasion of Grenada...
503
00:32:58,561 --> 00:33:02,940
Where one of the resistance soldiers
slash construction workers...
504
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,900
Hit you on the head with a shovel.
505
00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:09,238
You received medical assistance
at the us. University hospital there.
506
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:14,994
After your stint in the military, you
engaged in a series of bureaucratic jobs...
507
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:19,373
In various federal agencies.
Starting with the us. Postal service.
508
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,880
Dana:
Then the internal revenue service.
509
00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:31,051
The security and exchange commission.
510
00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:33,137
[Snorts]
511
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,640
The department of justice, specifically
the witness protection agency.
512
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,185
Anthony "the meat grinder" mortillaro...
513
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:43,731
One-time hit man for the mob,
you are now Tony Jones, real estate agent.
514
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,942
Dana:
But after 9/11, you joined the CIA.
515
00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:49,695
[Man grunting]
516
00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:51,322
Woman: Hey.
517
00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:55,910
Dana: Then onto the Pentagon
with the department of defense.
518
00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,746
Boom, goes the dynamite.
519
00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,209
Wait. Is that a wedding cake? Damn it!
520
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,336
Not again. Argh.
521
00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,338
Oh, well, time for lunch.
522
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:11,967
Dana: But your longest stint was at
the NSA, the national security agency.
523
00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:15,471
Man: So you voted for him?
Woman: Yeah. He's gonna drain the swamp.
524
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,474
Get all those Goldman sachs people
out of the white house...
525
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:23,020
Fox: Did I tell you about the time
I found a sasquatch footprint in the mud?
526
00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:28,025
Dana: Yeah, you did, I've heard this
before. Fox: It was 35 years ago about...
527
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:31,487
On the banks of mogoagogo river.
On the banks of mogoagogo river.
528
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:35,908
Until about a year ago when you
were committed to a mental institution...
529
00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:41,247
Because you'd had a nervous breakdown.
Wait, what?
530
00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:46,418
Or perhaps it's merely the culmination
of disillusionment of a man who...
531
00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:50,589
Wanted to spend his life
in service of the country that he loved...
532
00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:54,635
But began to feel tormented by the idea
that he was betraying its very ideals.
533
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:59,974
And so using information, apparently gathered
through illegal warrantless wiretaps...
534
00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:03,435
You escaped into a fantasy
where you imagined you joined a team...
535
00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:07,648
That still did what america was
meant to do, fight for truth and justice.
536
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,444
[Snaps fingers]
537
00:35:12,653 --> 00:35:14,280
Or I'm from a parallel universe...
538
00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:18,325
And ijumped dimensions...
No, that's stupid. Right? Sorry.
539
00:35:20,828 --> 00:35:23,706
[Siren wailing]
540
00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:27,918
Well, looks like my ride is here.
541
00:35:28,669 --> 00:35:34,758
Hey, guys. You remember what I said last time,
if you wanted me to come along peacefully?
542
00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:38,178
Mr. Murgatroid, it demeans all of us.
543
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:43,225
No. No, it gives a touch of classicism.
544
00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:47,229
So you remember how "crazy people"
used to be portrayed...
545
00:35:47,438 --> 00:35:50,190
As thinking they were Napoleon? Heh.
546
00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:53,944
When did that stop?
Maybe it's another Mengele effect. Right?
547
00:35:54,153 --> 00:35:55,779
Well, uh, take care, guys.
548
00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,031
Stay sane.
549
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:01,660
And, um, good luck
with the rest of your cases.
550
00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:05,080
Reggie.
551
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:12,004
Our last case together, what happened?
552
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,886
We found the truth that's out there.
553
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:22,598
Reggie: I'd suddenly recalled the alien
at Grenada's declaration...
554
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,684
That one of his kind would
return to earth 35 years later.
555
00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:30,731
Foxy's crazy intuition of the uncanny led him
to figure out the location of the visitation.
556
00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:32,483
Scully drove.
557
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,942
There it is!
558
00:36:34,151 --> 00:36:35,944
[Tires squealing]
559
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:45,412
Fox: Is that what I think it is?
560
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,793
It's the gold record.
561
00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:52,461
Yup.
562
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,797
It's the voyager, what's left of it.
563
00:37:09,812 --> 00:37:13,107
Alien: Greetings, earthlings.
564
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:43,720
I come before you as a representative...
565
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:49,810
Of the intergalactic union of sentient
beings from all known universes and beyond.
566
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:54,731
We have been observing your species
for many, what you call, "years."
567
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,859
Our study is now complete.
568
00:37:57,067 --> 00:38:00,362
We no longer wish
to have any further contact with you.
569
00:38:00,571 --> 00:38:04,908
We have returned your music sampler
but will no longer tolerate...
570
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:09,288
Any further efforts on your part
to venture beyond your realm.
571
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,373
We are building a wall.
572
00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:16,170
It will be a beautiful, albeit invisible,
electromagnetic wall...
573
00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:20,716
That will subatomically incinerate
any probes you attempt to send...
574
00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:22,676
Beyond your solar system.
575
00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:25,762
You are free to explore
uranus all you want.
576
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:30,392
But we can't allow your kind
to infiltrate the rest of the cosmos.
577
00:38:30,601 --> 00:38:33,145
You're not sending us your best people.
578
00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:36,732
You're bringing drugs,
you're bringing crime.
579
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,400
You're rapists.
580
00:38:38,609 --> 00:38:41,820
And some, I assume, are good people...
581
00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:44,406
But we have no choice.
582
00:38:44,615 --> 00:38:45,699
Believe me.
583
00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:50,162
For although the rest of the galaxies all
have their share of these same problems...
584
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:55,000
We fear you could infect us with
the one trait that is unique to earthlings.
585
00:38:55,209 --> 00:38:56,585
You lie.
586
00:38:58,128 --> 00:39:02,049
To show there are no hard feelings,
we've compiled a compendium of answers...
587
00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:08,096
To any questions you might still have
regarding anything.
588
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:21,360
Good luck and good riddance.
589
00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:44,591
Bing bing bong bong bing.
590
00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:00,065
So that's the truth?
591
00:40:00,274 --> 00:40:03,151
We're not alone in the universe...
592
00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,404
But nobody likes us?
593
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,281
It's okay, mulder.
594
00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:10,701
There'll always be more x-files.
595
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:15,247
They gave us all the answers
to everything.
596
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,040
Even sasquatch.
597
00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:20,961
No! It's not true!
598
00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:22,963
It can't be!
599
00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:24,423
[Grunts]
600
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:27,467
[Fox sobbing]
601
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,345
It's time to face the facts, guys.
602
00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:33,724
This is the end of the x-files.
603
00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:39,563
But maybe the point wasn't to
find the truth, but to find each other.
604
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:42,899
For no matter where we go in our lives...
605
00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:46,028
We will always have
the memories of our time together.
606
00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:50,949
No one can take those away or alter them to
make us doubt that they actually happened.
607
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:52,868
Oh, Reggie.
608
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:55,787
I've always... shh.
609
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,123
[Whispers] I know.
610
00:40:58,582 --> 00:41:00,208
I know.
611
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,837
[Fox whimpering]
612
00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:09,801
[Fox soss1
613
00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:17,100
and as we now know,
they lived happily ever after.
614
00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:25,567
We'll be sure to come visit you, Reggie.
Heh. No, you won't.
615
00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:27,778
[Engine starts]
616
00:41:32,783 --> 00:41:34,493
[Door opens]
617
00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:46,755
Where the hell are they taking Reggie?
618
00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:50,884
Wait, what?
619
00:41:51,093 --> 00:41:52,844
[Laughing maniacally]
620
00:41:57,182 --> 00:42:01,561
I see you found your lost episode.
Turns out it wasn't a twilight zone.
621
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:05,148
It was a knockoff show
called the dusky realm.
622
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:12,614
Which is now lost for the ages.
623
00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:18,078
Couldn't find anything to set it in, so I
used your bigfoot impression as a mold.
624
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:19,663
[Fox chuckles]
625
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,251
[Dana sighs]
626
00:42:26,002 --> 00:42:27,796
Oh, no, wait, you first.
627
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,297
It could be the lemon-lime.
628
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:30,966
[Stammers]
629
00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:34,386
[Sighs]
630
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,018
[Chuckles]
631
00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:58,577
I want to remember how it was.
632
00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:00,203
[Chuckles]
633
00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:05,917
I want to remember how it all was.
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