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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,962 --> 00:00:04,881 I know you think I'm crazy... 2 00:00:05,089 --> 00:00:06,674 But it's not me. 3 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:08,509 It's the world. 4 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:10,845 The world's gone mad. 5 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:12,096 Because"_ 6 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:17,101 Because martians have invaded, but nobody seems to care. 7 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:20,271 Man: Take it easy, mister. 8 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,648 Have a cup ofjoe. 9 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:25,276 [Whimpering] 10 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:27,486 I can't take it easy. 11 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,238 I just saw one outside. 12 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:33,784 So tell me, what do these martians look like? 13 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:38,497 They have giant heads and multiple appendages. 14 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:42,251 Yikes. And they're here to eat us or something? 15 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:47,256 They have a ray of some kind that makes us... 16 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,467 Forget. 17 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:50,718 Forget what? 18 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:53,804 There! I just saw one! Where? 19 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:56,432 Outside through that window, I just saw one of them. 20 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:58,517 Heh. Hey, mister. 21 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,977 That ain't a window. 22 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,687 That's a mirror. 23 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:22,792 [Whimpering] 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,420 What is this, some kind of sick joke, buddy? 25 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:31,926 Oh, it's no joke. 26 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:36,138 And my name's not buddy. 27 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,599 Wait, what? 28 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:40,351 [Laughing maniacally] 29 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,553 [Thunder rumbling] 30 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,346 [Phone ringing] 31 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:28,149 Hello? Dana: Mulder, it's me. Where have you been? 32 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,193 I've been trying your cell. I was out squatching. 33 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:34,405 What? Bigfoot hunting. I had my phone turned off. 34 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:38,743 Did you have any luck? No. But that's not really the point. 35 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,954 I just had to get away from the madness for a little while. 36 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:44,874 It seems this past year all I've done is watch the news... 37 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,335 And worry that the country's gone insane. 38 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:51,297 I had to get out to nature, you know, where it's simple and uncomplicated... 39 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,424 Where it's just you and the elements. 40 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:58,637 And possibly a cryptozoological simian-like hairy humanoid with enormous feet. 41 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,808 I think you just like saying "squatching." Are we still on for dinner tomorrow night? 42 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,518 Yeah, I'll see you then. 43 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:08,731 Scully, did I ever tell you about the time I found a sasquatch footprint in the mud? 44 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:11,484 It was 35 years ago. You did, I've heard this before. 45 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,403 On the banks of mogoagogo river. You've told me already. 46 00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:17,823 I gotta go, gotta go. In beautiful British Columbia... Scully? 47 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:19,075 Scully? 48 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:21,243 [Dial tone] 49 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:24,413 [Clears throat] 50 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:27,124 [Thunder rumbling] 51 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,137 [Twig snaps] 52 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:42,681 [Man spitting] 53 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:58,572 It's me. Now, I know you're surprised to see me. 54 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:03,035 I thought we were all done after, you know, that last case. 55 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,830 I've stumbled on the conspiracy to... 56 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,332 To end all conspiracies. 57 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,543 Who are you? 58 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,378 [Sighs] 59 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:17,341 So they have already gotten to you. How did you know how to contact me? 60 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:18,592 To meet me here? 61 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,262 I... it had to be some place safe. 62 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:22,888 They"_ 63 00:04:23,556 --> 00:04:25,975 They'd kill us if they had the chance. 64 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:27,393 And who are they? 65 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:31,188 They are why you don't remember. Why aren't people getting probed... 66 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:32,523 By aliens anymore? 67 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,067 You used to know, but they made you forget... 68 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:39,238 So that you wouldn't remember me. Look, what is this all about? 69 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,489 Oh, my god. 70 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:44,160 There's no way for me to make you understand without me seeming like a crazed madman. 71 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:46,203 It's a little late for that. 72 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:48,581 [Siren wailing] 73 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:51,959 I think your ride is here. 74 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:57,381 The first twilight zone episode you ever saw, it was "the lost martian," right? 75 00:04:57,590 --> 00:04:58,674 You remember that? 76 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:04,972 That twilight zone episode doesn't exist. 77 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:07,141 It never did. 78 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:10,186 [Footsteps] 79 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,315 Man [whispers]: Were you followed? 80 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,275 Who is that? 81 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,323 It'd be a hell of a twist if it were rod serling. 82 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,293 Submitted for your approval. 83 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,632 No, it's not in here either. 84 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:45,054 What I don't understand is how this guy knew about your secret rendezvous signal? 85 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:48,557 Who cares about any of that, Scully? I can't find "the lost martian." 86 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:51,936 When he said that that episode of the twilight zone didn't exist... 87 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:55,147 That's when I knew he was a crazy person. It's a classic. 88 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:58,067 I came home and checked my box DVD set, and it wasn't on there. 89 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,819 I checked all my episode guide books. No mention of it. 90 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,239 I had to search it online. Nothing. 91 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:06,992 Now I'm going through my tapes because I'm sure I recorded it at some point. 92 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:10,871 Well, maybe it's one of those other shows, like outer limits or... 93 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,415 Confuse the twilight zone with the outer limits? 94 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:18,212 Do you even know me? Can we talk about this over dinner? Please? 95 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:22,508 I'm not gonna be able to eat until I find this, ever again. 96 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:27,388 It can't be that good of an episode. It's not about the episode, Scully. 97 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:31,684 It's about my memory of seeing my first twilight zone. 98 00:06:31,976 --> 00:06:34,436 It changed me. You don't forget that. 99 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:37,648 I was 8 years old, my parents let me stay up till midnight... 100 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:41,151 Because that was back in the day when it only aired late at night... 101 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,778 On some local channel. 102 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:45,489 Wait, what? 103 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,701 And my name's not buddy. 104 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,161 Man: Wait, what? Oh, now I get it. 105 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:52,371 [Devil laughing] 106 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:57,001 I remember it all so clearly, as if it just happened. 107 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,005 [Door closes] 108 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:06,552 Man: He stand you up again? 109 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,642 Are you that guy that met with mulder last night? 110 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,729 What gave it away, skulls? 111 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,064 He mentioned the forehead sweat. 112 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,943 I need you to help me find someone. Who? 113 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:29,158 They... they're trying to erase me! 114 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,911 Skulls, look, I can prove it. Hey. I'm armed. 115 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,298 [Stammers] 116 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,551 Where did you find this? 117 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,304 My fingerprints are on that box. 118 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,307 Just prove that I'm real! 119 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,189 [Gasps] 120 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,707 Fox: Let me get this straight. 121 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,877 When it cools, it forms into three different layers... 122 00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:24,922 With three different textures, all from the same mix? 123 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,132 How has this never been an x-file? 124 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,886 I have such wonderful memories associated with it. 125 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:32,429 I remember my mom making it. 126 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:35,974 I remember family vacations over the summer holidays... 127 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:41,647 And fourth of July, fireworks, america, god, love. 128 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,649 That's some jell-o. 129 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:47,403 I mean, just the cherry flavor. The lemon-lime tasted like leprechaun taint. 130 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:50,447 But I have literally been looking for this for decades. 131 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:53,742 But every time I look for goop-o a-b-c, everyone says: 132 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,662 "No, you must be thinking about jell-o 1-2-3." 133 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,039 It's the mandela effect. What do you mean? 134 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:04,586 When someone has a memory of something not shared by the majority or the factual record. 135 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,923 Some people have a memory of seeing a movie... 136 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:12,177 Called shazaam starring Sinbad as an irrepressible genie... 137 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:16,014 Even after it's pointed out to them they're probably thinking of kazaam... 138 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,142 Starring Shaquille O'Neal as a genie. 139 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:21,812 Especially because a movie called shazaam was never made. 140 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,898 But what if I don't remember either movie? You win! 141 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:29,695 But, mulder, isn't your false twilight zone memory also a mandela effect? 142 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,656 No, because my false memory is real. 143 00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:39,163 But again, how does this mystery guy, whose fingerprints came up with nothing... 144 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:42,416 How does he even know about these secret memories of ours? 145 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:46,044 You can ask him tonight. I taped an "x" to the window this morning. 146 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:50,883 But that's your secret rendezvous signal. I don't wanna intrude. 147 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,219 He clearly wants you involved, Scully. 148 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,472 Come on, it'll be like a date. 149 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,813 Well, this is romantic. 150 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:06,023 Isn't it? 151 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,691 [Scoffs] 152 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,505 So who are you? I think my name is Reggie. 153 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:32,007 Reggie something. 154 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:36,929 Well, Mr. Something, you wanna tell us what this is all about? 155 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,305 [Scoffs] 156 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:41,975 Like all life-questioning revelations, it came to me while I was moving. 157 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,061 Not myself, but my mother. 158 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:49,024 When unpacking her stuff, I came across a bunch of old things of mine she kept. 159 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,944 Remembering my mom reading Dr. Wuzzle books to me... 160 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,530 Is one of the fondest memories I have. 161 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:58,075 But when I looked more closely at the book's cover... 162 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,911 That's when the wooz/e-wozzle-bloober—blubs hit the fan. 163 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,955 What? Because Dr. Wuzzle's name... 164 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:08,460 Was spelled different than how I remembered. Not with two s's, but with two z 's. 165 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,046 What's happening? 166 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,714 It's the mandela effect. 167 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,634 The what effect? The mandela effect. 168 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:19,847 When someone has a memory that doesn't coincide with everybody else's or the facts. 169 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,349 So named because some have a memory of hearing... 170 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,310 That Nelson Mandela died in the '80s while imprisoned... 171 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,729 When, in fact, he died a free man in 2013. 172 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:32,776 No. It's called the Mengele effect. Because people have a memory... 173 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:38,407 Of Josef Mengele getting apprehended in Ohio in 1970. So it's the Mengele effect. 174 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,660 The mandela effect has been an Internet meme for almost a decade. 175 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,245 It's always been called that. 176 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:46,623 Ah. See, you're having a Mengele effect about the mandela effect. 177 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,167 I should know because of how I found out about it. 178 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:54,923 My search led me to a historical repository of vintage americana. 179 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,466 [Door bell ringing] 180 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,387 [Music playing over speaker] 181 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:04,933 Excuse me, do you have any old Dr. Wuzzle books? 182 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,728 That's something somebody might actually want, so no. 183 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:12,524 I do have something over in the political shame section that might interest you. 184 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,734 [Clears throat] 185 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:24,077 Uh... it's a cartoon that Dr. Wuzzle drew back in 1940. 186 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,204 [Music continues playing] 187 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,416 Damn it, it's still wrong! Easy, easy. 188 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,170 If you're gonna break something, use the evel knievel doll. 189 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,464 It'll make it more authentic. 190 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,592 What... no, I'm sorry. It's... 191 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:42,554 I remember his name being spelled in a different way. 192 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:48,393 Oh, boy. Sounds like somebody's suffering from the Mengele effect. 193 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,313 See? It's called the Mengele effect. 194 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,608 That doesn't prove anything. Just trust me. 195 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:57,402 Okay, I've done a lot of research into this since then. 196 00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,989 And the shop owner himself was a bit of an expert on the topic. 197 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,950 It all started a couple of years ago. 198 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,703 People coming in looking for some fondly remembered item from their past. 199 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:10,082 I'd show it to them, but there's always something just a little off. 200 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:14,169 And they'd be like, "no, I remember the logo being racist in a different way." 201 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,380 Like everybody's recall is out of whack. 202 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:21,176 Yeah, yeah. And I think the government knows about it. 203 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,053 What do you mean? 204 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,389 Government always knows more than they let on. 205 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:29,393 For instance, do you think the government didn't know when this was being sold... 206 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,437 Back in the '703, that it wasn't full of carcinogens? 207 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:36,984 They know the truth about the Mengele effect. 208 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,445 That's when I launched my own investigation into the phenomenon. 209 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:44,116 The Mengele effect is being intentionally orchestrated by someone. 210 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,368 Who? And to what end? 211 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:50,747 For the simple reasons onnell said, "he who controls the past, controls the future." 212 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:54,876 The ability to manipulate memory creates unlimited power. 213 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,087 Political, economical, cultural. 214 00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:01,591 It runs the gamut from holocaust denial to corporate product recognition. 215 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,928 There are companies who are willing to pay anything, do anything... 216 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:08,181 To have people forget that their products explode on impact... 217 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,560 Or suddenly catch fire. Companies like... 218 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,689 Spending billions in profit to repress these memories. 219 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:19,276 Only thing I haven't been able to do is figure out how they're doing it. 220 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,986 They can't. 221 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:25,073 I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. I mean, the mandela effect... 222 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:28,160 It's the Mengele effect. It's the Mengele effect, just say it. 223 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,830 Is simply people misremembering stuff. 224 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:37,794 But maybe this is actually evidence of a parallel universe. 225 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,463 Both: Wait, what? 226 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:43,258 So maybe these differences in collective memories are actually evidence... 227 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,553 Of our universe somehow becoming intertwined with another... 228 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:50,682 If not identical, then very similar universe. So people's memories are correct... 229 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,619 They're just remembering something that happened in another dimension. 230 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,937 Hence, the discrepancies. That's science, Scully. 231 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,940 Theoretical science, at best, mulder. 232 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:04,529 Yeah, we're not gonna do this parallel universe Sci-Fi gobbledygook, nerd boy, okay? 233 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,199 Just, please, drop it. That crap gives me a headache. 234 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:12,788 It's a lot better than some evil entity zapping people's brains with a hypno-ray gun. 235 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:19,836 I never mentioned a hypno-ray gun. It's faulty memory because occam's razor. 236 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,590 That's ozzie's razor, not occam's. It's always been ozzie's razor. 237 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,634 Maybe in a parallel universe it is... 238 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:29,137 But in still yet another universe, it's perhaps known as occam's ax. 239 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,390 Both: It's not parallel universes! 240 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:36,728 Now, look, since I'm the only one with any proof of this insidious plot... 241 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,939 What proof? You've yet to offer any proof. 242 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,234 Proof is in the fact that once I uncovered what they were up to... 243 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,905 They turned the Mengele effect on me. Just... look. 244 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,450 It's my high school yearbook my mom kept. 245 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:55,163 There is not a single picture of me in here. Anywhere. 246 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,958 There's not any inscriptions from my classmates here. 247 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,503 No "have a great summer," "you were funny in math class." Nothing. 248 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,922 It's like I never even went to this school. 249 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:08,510 Maybe you did but in a parallel universe. Exactly... knock that off. 250 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:09,719 [Sighs] 251 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,722 None of us remember our high school years with much accuracy. 252 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:17,352 Skulls, I wish this was about my own psychological issues. 253 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,605 That way, the memorabilia shop owner would still be alive. 254 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,234 When I went back to tell him about the conspiracy to manipulate memory... 255 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,737 And to see if he had... Do you guys remember the little candies... 256 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:31,867 That were shaped like watermelon slices, but they taste like coconut? 257 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,745 When I went back, they had silenced him. 258 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,998 [Gasps] 259 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,209 [Music playing over speaker] 260 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,420 They had impaled him with a lawn dart. 261 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,173 [Panting] 262 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,093 I'm sorry, but what's a lawn dart? 263 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,012 Oh, it's this kid's game... 264 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,765 Where you would try to throw these mini-metallic javelins into the air... 265 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,018 Onto these rings that you put on a lawn. 266 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:02,898 And they sold these to kids? We were made of sterner stuff back then. 267 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,650 Well, it just sounds like an accidental death to me. 268 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:09,112 No! No, that's what they want you to believe! 269 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,908 [Siren wailing] 270 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,701 Sounds like your ride's here. 271 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,997 She thinks I'm just some kind of conspiracy nut. 272 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,500 Well, a conspiracy nut is right twice a day. No, that's a broken clock. 273 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,171 Still applies because they want you to think all conspiracies are nutty... 274 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:32,010 So you will ignore the ones that are true. Reggie, take it from a fellow nut, okay? 275 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,096 At some point, you're gonna have to explain who they are. 276 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,391 You keep on referring to this omnipresent, mysterious they... 277 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,854 To give intentionality to random events or external explanations for psychological ones. 278 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,900 But there's no they there. Who is they? 279 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,363 This guy. 280 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,240 He is they. 281 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,043 Narrator: This is a story of a man named they. 282 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,630 Dr. Thaddeus q. They, a neuroscientist who has discovered a way... 283 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:12,384 To manipulate collective memory. Most people have never heard of him. 284 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,927 Or rather they have... 285 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,055 But he's manipulated their memories to make them forget they have. 286 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:21,393 While working on NASA's top secret operation soy bomb... 287 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,688 Involving future, one-way space flights beyond our realm... 288 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,941 Dr. They devised a technique to change specific memories... 289 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,694 Which would allow astronauts to complete their mission... 290 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:34,281 Without being weighed down by thoughts of life back on earth. 291 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:39,703 However, Dr. They was fired for also making the astronauts think they were chimpanzees. 292 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:43,623 He perfected his research at u. S. University hospital in Grenada... 293 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:47,669 And now applies his method for a number of unknown, mysterious clients. 294 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,921 His memory manipulations have run the gamut. 295 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,966 From holocaust denial to corporate product recognition... 296 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:57,053 To making people forget he, himself, once starred as an irrepressible genie... 297 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,930 In a movie called ka-blaam. 298 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,558 Dr. They has not been heard of for many years... 299 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,145 But rumors swirl that he was at the last presidential inauguration... 300 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:08,064 Where, amongst the hundreds of millions who attended... 301 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,276 He was seen occupying the last remaining seat available. 302 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:16,114 And as to his motivations for being there, and what exactly he is up to now... 303 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,199 We have no way of knowing. 304 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:22,871 Or perhaps we once did, but have since been made to forget. 305 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,333 What the hell was that? 306 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,834 Fox: That video was... 307 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,211 Unbelievable. [Scoffs] 308 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,673 You wanna hear unbelievable, check out these comments. 309 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:38,345 "I think the editing could have been tighter." This jerk just says, "meh." 310 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,599 When I stumbled across this, I tried to confirm as much of it as I could... 311 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:46,478 But I was only able to verify the most important part, the Grenada thing. 312 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,563 That was the most important part? 313 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:52,025 Tell me, little miss skeptic, why did we invade Grenada? 314 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,070 When was that again? 315 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,280 There was a marxist overthrow of the government. 316 00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,368 Reagan was concerned about us. Students at a university hospital. 317 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:02,869 Now you're just... what? 318 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:08,249 You're just embarrassing yourself at this point. Those were the official reasons. 319 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:13,546 But no one really remembers the reasons. Not even me, and I was there. 320 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,717 I found this amongst my mom's stuff. 321 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:22,764 I wrote it when I was in Grenada, when I was 18, to be read when I turned 50. 322 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,229 "To myself at age 50. 323 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,481 Always remember..." 324 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:35,693 And the rest of the letter's redacted. Who redacted it? 325 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:41,950 I did when I wrote it. It was meant as a joke. That stuff was funny to me when I was a kid. 326 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:46,162 Okay, what does this prove? You're missing the most important part. 327 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,332 Fox: 328 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,584 A Grenada ufo stamp. Yeah. 329 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,795 What's that? Prime minister of Grenada... 330 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,882 Once advocated in front of the UN. For the creation of a department of ufo research. 331 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,510 He issued these stamps to raise money for that. 332 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:04,264 After he was deposed, he confessed a ufo had crashed off their coast... 333 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,016 And a dead alien had been recovered from the waters. 334 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,727 Correct. Except for one detail. 335 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,772 The alien wasn't dead. 336 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,484 Reggie: I was a med student at that hospital. 337 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:21,281 They brought in the semiconscious alien, and Dr. They was put in charge of saving it. 338 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,995 The alien had been sent to earth to warn us about the holes in the ozone layer. 339 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,664 One of his people would return in 35 years... 340 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:33,626 To see if we had managed to avoid environmental catastrophe. 341 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,420 [Indistinct chattering] 342 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:52,687 I only caught glimpses of their conversation. The two of them talked alien telepathically. 343 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:58,776 Alien: I will telepathically transfer to you all our knowledge of what you call the brain. 344 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,031 Reggie: But that's when the invasion occurred, and the men from the government showed up. 345 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,324 Alien: Wait, what? 346 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,287 [Alien gasping] 347 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,499 [Alien whimpering] 348 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:19,339 I don't know if I repressed the memory or Dr. They erased my mind... 349 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:24,552 But seeing that stamp, it all came flooding back to me. 350 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:27,305 Now we're dealing with recovered memories? 351 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,182 I'm sorry. 352 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,559 I'm out. 353 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:36,606 Reggie, what you told us is theoretically possible... 354 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:40,777 [Whispering] But more likely in another universe. 355 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:46,866 The one thing I didn't forget was the telepathic screams of that alien. 356 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,536 Alien: No, wait. What are you...? Hey! Oh! 357 00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:51,955 Oh! No! 358 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:55,333 Reggie: I wanted to know where the men from the government took him. 359 00:22:55,667 --> 00:23:00,004 That's when I dropped out of med school, joined the FBI. 360 00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:03,091 And that's how I started the x-files. 361 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,011 That's right. 362 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,597 We used to be partners! 363 00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:35,415 [Phone ringing] 364 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,500 Mulder. Eggie: Foxy. 365 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,002 Reggie, what's up? 366 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:43,298 I got this really cool poster for the office, man. You're gonna flip over it. 367 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:45,008 [Laughs] 368 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:50,138 Fox: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted. 369 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:56,019 Move along, sugar boobs, this is the x-files. 370 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:58,396 No women allowed. 371 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:10,283 That guy is so creepy. 372 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,869 And changes world history. 373 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,830 And then Columbus never discovers america... 374 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,708 Man never lands on the moon... 375 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,127 The us. Never invades Grenada... 376 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:22,754 Wait, wait, wait. 377 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,964 What's this about Grenada? 378 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:26,174 [Hisses] 379 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,425 [Meows] 380 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:31,929 Guys, if this turns out to be killer cats, I'm gonna be very disappointed. 381 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,348 [Hisses] 382 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:37,185 She's their mother. If she's their mother, how can she be their...? 383 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,062 [Man screaming] 384 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,313 Oh, boy. 385 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:45,568 [Dana gasps] 386 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,290 Reggie: All those memories... 387 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:03,419 You guys mean to tell me you don't remember any of that? 388 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:08,091 Not even our last case together? 389 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:13,554 This is the Mengele effect in action. Dr. They is using it against us... 390 00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,808 Because he knows we are the only team capable of stopping him. 391 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,560 There is no Dr. They. 392 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:20,812 Really? 393 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,398 Well, tell that to his henchmen. 394 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,318 He sent more of them. 395 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,122 FBI. 396 00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:40,873 FBI. 397 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:43,418 What are you doing here? 398 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,462 You don't know? 399 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,924 The legend that I've heard so much about... 400 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,861 Would've already figured out who this guy was that you've been talking to... 401 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:56,222 And why we were asked to find out why you are. 402 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:58,891 But I guess that's how things go. 403 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,687 You start out a rebel, but then you get fat. 404 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,524 And the next thing you know, you're deep state. 405 00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:12,196 [Dana mumbles] 406 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,491 Do you know who I am? 407 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:19,871 I'm fox mulder. I was fighting the power and breaking conspiracies... 408 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,040 Before you saw your first chemtrail, you punks. 409 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,210 I'm fox freaking mulder, you punks! 410 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,670 I'm fox mulder! 411 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:33,092 Fox: So this moron's father is about there. 412 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,927 Reggie... 413 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,513 This guy... tsk. 414 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:41,726 To Bob Dylan, whose '98 grammy performance is remembered by millions... 415 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:45,062 Because a half-naked man with "soy bomb" written on his chest... 416 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,648 Jumped on stage and started dancing like a spaz. 417 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:51,110 No official video of the incident exists. Did it happen? 418 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:55,114 Seven years later, the band eels releases a song "whatever happened to soy bomb." 419 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:59,535 A coded message? Especially because the band's lead singer, the son of Hugh Everett III... 420 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:02,264 Who originated the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics... 421 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:05,082 I'm right back to parallel universes again. 422 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:10,713 It's true, Scully, I've lost the plot. I can't find the hidden connections between things anymore. 423 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:13,966 The world's become too crazy for even my conspiratorial powers. 424 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:18,971 Maybe you've just lost your taste for it, especially after all this birther stuff. 425 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,807 Maybe. 426 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:26,479 Maybe it's just realizing the absurdity of an evil doctor named they. 427 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,481 [Phone ringing] 428 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,274 [Fox exhales] 429 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,280 When? 430 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,074 Where? 431 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:42,954 Who was that? 432 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:44,580 Dr. They. 433 00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,666 [Bell tolling] 434 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:10,106 Dr. They, I presume? 435 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:15,528 Kids today don't even know what this means. Why should they? 436 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:20,241 When's the last time someone admitted doing something they were ashamed of? 437 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:25,371 Even if caught on tape doing it, they just say, "well, that was taken out of context." 438 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,124 Yes. But why are you shaming me? 439 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:33,963 Someone who's spent his life seeking the truth behind every great conspiracy... 440 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:37,258 And you're only now finding out about me? 441 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,260 [Clicking tongue] 442 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:42,805 Perhaps it just goes to show how good you are at hiding in the shadows. 443 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:45,224 Who's hiding? I'm in the phone book. 444 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:48,561 But nobody knows what's a phone book anymore. 445 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:52,732 I have to admit, what little I know of you, I got from a rather dubious online video. 446 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,192 Oh. Did you like that? I made it. 447 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:59,113 It's my new platform. Phony fake news. 448 00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:04,744 It's a presentation of real facts, but in a way that assures no one will believe any of it. 449 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,706 The bitter end. 450 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:13,377 Which is why, when I became aware that you were finally aware of me... 451 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:19,050 I felt a professional courtesy to meet with you and to tell you this in person. 452 00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:21,260 You're dead. 453 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:27,725 Oh, that came out wrong. Heh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 454 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,102 I meant your time, agent mulder. 455 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,772 Your time has passed. 456 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:36,484 Okay. So, what is or what was my time? 457 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:42,615 Well, it's a time when people of power thought that they could keep their secrets secret... 458 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,452 And were willing to do anything to keep it that way. 459 00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,788 Those days are passed. Gone. 460 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:54,293 We're now living in a post-cover-up, post-conspiracy age. 461 00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:58,756 And no doubt, the kids will come up with some catchphrase for it. 462 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,549 Po-co or something. 463 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:06,180 They'll say like, "oh, that's so po-co." It'll make you wish you really were dead. 464 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,933 As long as the truth gets out. 465 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:12,478 Ha, ha. They don't really care whether the truth gets out. 466 00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:17,233 Because the public no longer knows what's meant by the truth. 467 00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:21,362 What do you mean? No one can tell the difference anymore... 468 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:27,034 Between what's real and what's fake. There's still objective truth, objective reality. 469 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:31,789 I mean, you take this mandela effect. 470 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:36,544 Well, in the old days, I would never have come out and admitted to you... 471 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,547 Yes, I can change people's collective memories. 472 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,425 That would've meant I could control the past. 473 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:45,386 And if that's true... As Orson welles once said: 474 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:48,764 "He who controls the past controls the future." 475 00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:52,810 It was George on/vell that said that. Well, for now maybe. 476 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:58,024 Anyway, the point is I can tell you all of this, right out in the open... 477 00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,609 Because it doesn't matter who knows about it. 478 00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:06,532 They won't know whether to believe it or not. To be honest, I'm not believing any of this. 479 00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:10,369 Believe what you want to believe. That's what everybody does nowadays anyway. 480 00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:13,456 You're only proving my point, you twit. Heh. 481 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:17,835 But, full disclosure, you're right. 482 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:22,757 I can't control people's minds. Although, it turns out, you don't really have to. 483 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:25,885 All you need is some people to think it's possible. 484 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:29,555 And then you've sown the seeds of uncertainty. 485 00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:34,435 All you really need is a laptop. So that's what this has all been about? 486 00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:36,395 The spread of online disinformation? 487 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,230 Maybe. 488 00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:42,902 You know, our current president once said something truly profound. 489 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:46,906 He said, "nobody knows for sure." 490 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:49,158 What was he referring to? 491 00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:52,119 What does it matter? 492 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,233 Mulder! Aah! 493 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,361 How the hell did you get in here? 494 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,822 Foxy, what did you find out from they? 495 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:30,658 I'm not exactly sure what to think about any of it. 496 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:33,160 Oh, god. What did they do to you? 497 00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:36,997 That's exactly what they want you to think about everything. 498 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:42,586 First thing, I need to find out who you are. His name is Reginald murgatroid. 499 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:48,843 Using your yearbook, I tracked down your high school transcripts. 500 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:51,554 You only spent a few weeks there, you didn't graduate. 501 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:54,765 But after completing your ged, you enlisted in the army... 502 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:58,185 And participated in the invasion of Grenada... 503 00:32:58,561 --> 00:33:02,940 Where one of the resistance soldiers slash construction workers... 504 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,900 Hit you on the head with a shovel. 505 00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:09,238 You received medical assistance at the us. University hospital there. 506 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:14,994 After your stint in the military, you engaged in a series of bureaucratic jobs... 507 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:19,373 In various federal agencies. Starting with the us. Postal service. 508 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,880 Dana: Then the internal revenue service. 509 00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:31,051 The security and exchange commission. 510 00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:33,137 [Snorts] 511 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,640 The department of justice, specifically the witness protection agency. 512 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,185 Anthony "the meat grinder" mortillaro... 513 00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:43,731 One-time hit man for the mob, you are now Tony Jones, real estate agent. 514 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,942 Dana: But after 9/11, you joined the CIA. 515 00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:49,695 [Man grunting] 516 00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:51,322 Woman: Hey. 517 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:55,910 Dana: Then onto the Pentagon with the department of defense. 518 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,746 Boom, goes the dynamite. 519 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:03,209 Wait. Is that a wedding cake? Damn it! 520 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,336 Not again. Argh. 521 00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,338 Oh, well, time for lunch. 522 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:11,967 Dana: But your longest stint was at the NSA, the national security agency. 523 00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:15,471 Man: So you voted for him? Woman: Yeah. He's gonna drain the swamp. 524 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,474 Get all those Goldman sachs people out of the white house... 525 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:23,020 Fox: Did I tell you about the time I found a sasquatch footprint in the mud? 526 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:28,025 Dana: Yeah, you did, I've heard this before. Fox: It was 35 years ago about... 527 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:31,487 On the banks of mogoagogo river. On the banks of mogoagogo river. 528 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:35,908 Until about a year ago when you were committed to a mental institution... 529 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:41,247 Because you'd had a nervous breakdown. Wait, what? 530 00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:46,418 Or perhaps it's merely the culmination of disillusionment of a man who... 531 00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:50,589 Wanted to spend his life in service of the country that he loved... 532 00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:54,635 But began to feel tormented by the idea that he was betraying its very ideals. 533 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:59,974 And so using information, apparently gathered through illegal warrantless wiretaps... 534 00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:03,435 You escaped into a fantasy where you imagined you joined a team... 535 00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:07,648 That still did what america was meant to do, fight for truth and justice. 536 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,444 [Snaps fingers] 537 00:35:12,653 --> 00:35:14,280 Or I'm from a parallel universe... 538 00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:18,325 And ijumped dimensions... No, that's stupid. Right? Sorry. 539 00:35:20,828 --> 00:35:23,706 [Siren wailing] 540 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:27,918 Well, looks like my ride is here. 541 00:35:28,669 --> 00:35:34,758 Hey, guys. You remember what I said last time, if you wanted me to come along peacefully? 542 00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:38,178 Mr. Murgatroid, it demeans all of us. 543 00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:43,225 No. No, it gives a touch of classicism. 544 00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:47,229 So you remember how "crazy people" used to be portrayed... 545 00:35:47,438 --> 00:35:50,190 As thinking they were Napoleon? Heh. 546 00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:53,944 When did that stop? Maybe it's another Mengele effect. Right? 547 00:35:54,153 --> 00:35:55,779 Well, uh, take care, guys. 548 00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,031 Stay sane. 549 00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:01,660 And, um, good luck with the rest of your cases. 550 00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:05,080 Reggie. 551 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:12,004 Our last case together, what happened? 552 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,886 We found the truth that's out there. 553 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:22,598 Reggie: I'd suddenly recalled the alien at Grenada's declaration... 554 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,684 That one of his kind would return to earth 35 years later. 555 00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:30,731 Foxy's crazy intuition of the uncanny led him to figure out the location of the visitation. 556 00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:32,483 Scully drove. 557 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,942 There it is! 558 00:36:34,151 --> 00:36:35,944 [Tires squealing] 559 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:45,412 Fox: Is that what I think it is? 560 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,793 It's the gold record. 561 00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:52,461 Yup. 562 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,797 It's the voyager, what's left of it. 563 00:37:09,812 --> 00:37:13,107 Alien: Greetings, earthlings. 564 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:43,720 I come before you as a representative... 565 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:49,810 Of the intergalactic union of sentient beings from all known universes and beyond. 566 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:54,731 We have been observing your species for many, what you call, "years." 567 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,859 Our study is now complete. 568 00:37:57,067 --> 00:38:00,362 We no longer wish to have any further contact with you. 569 00:38:00,571 --> 00:38:04,908 We have returned your music sampler but will no longer tolerate... 570 00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:09,288 Any further efforts on your part to venture beyond your realm. 571 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,373 We are building a wall. 572 00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:16,170 It will be a beautiful, albeit invisible, electromagnetic wall... 573 00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:20,716 That will subatomically incinerate any probes you attempt to send... 574 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:22,676 Beyond your solar system. 575 00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:25,762 You are free to explore uranus all you want. 576 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:30,392 But we can't allow your kind to infiltrate the rest of the cosmos. 577 00:38:30,601 --> 00:38:33,145 You're not sending us your best people. 578 00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:36,732 You're bringing drugs, you're bringing crime. 579 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,400 You're rapists. 580 00:38:38,609 --> 00:38:41,820 And some, I assume, are good people... 581 00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:44,406 But we have no choice. 582 00:38:44,615 --> 00:38:45,699 Believe me. 583 00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:50,162 For although the rest of the galaxies all have their share of these same problems... 584 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:55,000 We fear you could infect us with the one trait that is unique to earthlings. 585 00:38:55,209 --> 00:38:56,585 You lie. 586 00:38:58,128 --> 00:39:02,049 To show there are no hard feelings, we've compiled a compendium of answers... 587 00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:08,096 To any questions you might still have regarding anything. 588 00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:21,360 Good luck and good riddance. 589 00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:44,591 Bing bing bong bong bing. 590 00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:00,065 So that's the truth? 591 00:40:00,274 --> 00:40:03,151 We're not alone in the universe... 592 00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,404 But nobody likes us? 593 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,281 It's okay, mulder. 594 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:10,701 There'll always be more x-files. 595 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:15,247 They gave us all the answers to everything. 596 00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,040 Even sasquatch. 597 00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:20,961 No! It's not true! 598 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:22,963 It can't be! 599 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:24,423 [Grunts] 600 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:27,467 [Fox sobbing] 601 00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,345 It's time to face the facts, guys. 602 00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:33,724 This is the end of the x-files. 603 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:39,563 But maybe the point wasn't to find the truth, but to find each other. 604 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:42,899 For no matter where we go in our lives... 605 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:46,028 We will always have the memories of our time together. 606 00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:50,949 No one can take those away or alter them to make us doubt that they actually happened. 607 00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:52,868 Oh, Reggie. 608 00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:55,787 I've always... shh. 609 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,123 [Whispers] I know. 610 00:40:58,582 --> 00:41:00,208 I know. 611 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,837 [Fox whimpering] 612 00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:09,801 [Fox soss1 613 00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:17,100 and as we now know, they lived happily ever after. 614 00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:25,567 We'll be sure to come visit you, Reggie. Heh. No, you won't. 615 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:27,778 [Engine starts] 616 00:41:32,783 --> 00:41:34,493 [Door opens] 617 00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:46,755 Where the hell are they taking Reggie? 618 00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:50,884 Wait, what? 619 00:41:51,093 --> 00:41:52,844 [Laughing maniacally] 620 00:41:57,182 --> 00:42:01,561 I see you found your lost episode. Turns out it wasn't a twilight zone. 621 00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:05,148 It was a knockoff show called the dusky realm. 622 00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:12,614 Which is now lost for the ages. 623 00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:18,078 Couldn't find anything to set it in, so I used your bigfoot impression as a mold. 624 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:19,663 [Fox chuckles] 625 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,251 [Dana sighs] 626 00:42:26,002 --> 00:42:27,796 Oh, no, wait, you first. 627 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,297 It could be the lemon-lime. 628 00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:30,966 [Stammers] 629 00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:34,386 [Sighs] 630 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,018 [Chuckles] 631 00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:58,577 I want to remember how it was. 632 00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:00,203 [Chuckles] 633 00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:05,917 I want to remember how it all was. 50879

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