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♪ Life's too short
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[footsteps tapping]
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Okay, shower and shine, boys.
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Veet, veet, we have assignments.
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Are you having a stroke?
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I made us all dates.
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Everyone here is still daddyless
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and the groceries ain't
gonna buy themselves.
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How did you make us dates?
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I have your passwords.
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I logged in as you,
impersonated you,
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made you seem hotter
and more personable
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than you actually are,
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and made a commitment for you
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to meet him at a
particular time and place.
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Hotter how?
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- Well, maybe I don't wanna
go on a date with this guy.
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- That attitude is why you're
gonna die alone and penniless.
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On the street.
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Not in this apartment, because
you can't pay the rent.
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All right, well,
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you and I don't really
have the same taste.
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- Taste is not a factor, I
went with the highest bidder.
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I'm changing my password.
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You are going on this date
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and you're putting out
and you're getting paid.
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Otherwise, as your pimp,
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I'll have my hired
muscle rough you up.
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Thank you, Bud?
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Thanks for looking out for me
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when I'm too depressed and lazy
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to manage my own social life.
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You're the best friend
I ever had, Bud.
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I thought you were, Bud.
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[upbeat music]
[people chattering]
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- [Mickey] So, Enrique, what
are you looking for exactly?
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Oh, something super caj,
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that just fits in with
my life, you know?
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Okay, well, what kind of thing
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would fit in with your life?
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- Have you ever
been to Key West?
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No.
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Cabo?
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No.
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Tokyo, Venice?
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- I've been to Canada
and Disney World,
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that's pretty much it.
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Do you wanna travel?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I want a travel companion,
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see the world, have
fun, good food,
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some romance, take
in the sights.
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- Yeah, I mean, it
definitely sounds like
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you wanna sex traffic me
across a lot of borders.
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[chuckles] I totally do.
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- Yeah, well, I tend to
like to get to know someone
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at home a little bit before
I agree to participate
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in their international
sex slave ring.
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What's this?
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That's the gift we agreed to
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for this initial meeting,
in a public place.
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Wow.
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I guess I'm a good negotiator.
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Yeah, I've overstayed my visa,
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so I can't really
do any traveling.
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But thank you for
that, that's perfect.
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[lively music]
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It's Tab, right?
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Yeah.
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I'm Daffyd.
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Daffyd.
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So are you gay or bi or?
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I'm gay for pay.
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Is that a sexual identity now?
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- [chuckles] Yeah, it's got
its own category on PornHub.
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So what brought you to the site?
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I'm dying.
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[lively music]
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Huh.
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[birds chirping]
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- This is a leaflet poster
from "Miss Show Business",
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the concert Judy did
with Nelson Riddle
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in 1958 in Chicago.
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An ad for Modern Screen magazine
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with Jackie O on the cover.
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But, if you look, you can
see Judy and Rock Hudson
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below in the insert.
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Ah, TV Guide, 1964
with Judy on the cover.
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My goodness.
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And as you can see,
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I have a collection of dolls
from across the century.
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They're mostly Judy in
character in her films.
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I have every album
she ever put out,
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playbills, sheet music.
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- So you want me
to trade you sex
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in exchange for Judy
Garland memorabilia?
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- This collection is
worth at least $20,000.
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You're a real fan.
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- [laughs] There's
only one thing
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I love more than Judy Garland.
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[lively music]
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[moans] Very talented. [panting]
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[lively music continues]
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Who's your little friend?
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- Dorothy, just
dropped in from Kansas.
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Careful, she kills witches.
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- Okay, find a partner,
choose a spot on the floor.
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Lift your left heel
over your right knee
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and find that assisted
glute stretch.
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[people chattering]
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That's as far as I go.
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- Oh, I've seen those
hips stretch farther.
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My hips are out of practice.
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And release.
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Flip.
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[Tab slurping]
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So how long are we talking?
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- Six months, the doctor
said, on the outside.
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[Tab] For what?
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Bowel cancer.
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Ugh, that's not cool.
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Right?
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Same shit that killed my
pappy, my dad, my brother.
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Fuck.
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I outlived them all.
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Even with screenings
every five years,
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it still got to stage four
before they caught it.
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Even though we all
knew it was coming.
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[Tab] They can't cure it?
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- I ain't even gonna
let them treat it.
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If you saw what my brother
and father went through,
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you wouldn't either.
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All that chemo, radiation,
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cutting out chunks of bowel.
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I'm not going out that way.
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I'm gonna enjoy every
minute I have left.
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Sorry to dump all this on you,
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I just figured you should
know what you're getting into.
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What am I getting into?
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- The best six
months of my life.
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[people chattering]
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[both chuckling]
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[Tab] Uh!
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What are you guys doing?
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Naked video games.
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Living life to the fullest.
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Who's your friend?
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Daffyd.
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Bud.
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You want a beer? A doobie?
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I'll take a hit.
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Yeah.
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[Bud clears throat]
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So is he like living here now?
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- He's not living
at all, he's dying.
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He's got months to live.
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He just wants to
be one of the guys,
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live that carefree life like us.
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Do what we do.
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- We don't play
naked video games.
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Why is that?
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
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- Since when did
you become Catholic?
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Whenever somebody's dying.
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Hmm.
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[Daffyd] Hey.
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[bottles clinking]
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[TV chattering]
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You get butter?
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Yeah, what do you need it for?
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Popcorn.
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Right.
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Anything you guys wanna tell me?
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Tab's got a new daddy,
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he just wants to
be one of the guys.
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And you?
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I'm making the snacks,
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I'm one of the guys,
it's soccer night.
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Hey, guy.
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Guys.
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[TV chattering continues]
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[footsteps tapping]
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Bud.
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Bud.
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There's an antiques lady here.
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Oh guuuuurd.
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- Hi, I'm Irene
Hartenfels, doll dealer.
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I spoke to Tab last night
about a Mildred Morton Dorothy?
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Over here.
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Don't mind them.
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Oh my.
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What's she worth?
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Mm, hard to say.
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Hmm, maybe three to five.
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Hundred? Thousand?
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Bucks.
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$5?
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She's not even a good fake.
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Fake?
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- Oh honey, faker than
a hooker's orgasm.
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Look, if you ever want to
verify a Mildred Morton,
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you just pull off her panties
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and take a look at
her little taint.
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See, there should be
a double M embroidered
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and a Roman numeral for the run.
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But you have nothing
but a bare taint, son.
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- I apologize for
wasting your time.
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- Any serious dealer
would know better.
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Can I ask what you paid for it?
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My last shreds of dignity.
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Oh.
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[doorbell buzzing]
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[jazzy music]
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- You gave me a
fake Dorothy doll.
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I'm shocked.
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Oh no, you're not.
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Oh well.
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- I gave you a real
handjob for a fake doll.
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- Well, there must be a
lesson in there somewhere.
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I should call the cops.
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Oh, go ahead.
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"Oh, officer, the doll I got
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for giving a 60-year-old
man a handjob
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turned out to be a craft
project from Michael's."
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Give me something valuable.
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Give me that signed
playbill from Carnegie Hall.
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They're all photocopies.
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You're a fraud.
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[Bud gasps]
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You monster!
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- I get two blowjobs a
week from greedy twinks.
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Put that down, put that down!
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This I can sell.
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Petty thief!
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You call the cops. [hisses]
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Ah!
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[Vernon sighs]
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You're still here.
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Buddy.
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Just hanging with the guy.
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Oh, I think I drank too much.
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Bathroom.
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- Oh, oh, oh God, oh my
God, oh God, oh God, oh.
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[door slams]
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[Daffyd cries]
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[Daffyd groaning]
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Oh my God, oh my God.
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[Daffyd farting loudly]
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What is he still doing here?
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Pooping.
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I can't ask him to
leave, he's dying.
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If he dies in our bathroom,
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you're paying my
share of the rent.
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[Daffyd groans]
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Is that guy still here?
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His body's still here,
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his spirit seems to be
going toward the light.
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How'd your date go?
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He wants a travel buddy.
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- That's why I
chose him for you.
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You're our traveler.
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How am I a traveler?
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- You're literally on a trip
abroad, stealing American jobs.
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But you stole my job.
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- I thought you
could use a break.
271
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,586
- Are you wearing a
jock strap to work?
272
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:46,965
I get more tips.
273
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:53,413
See, no panty line.
274
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,517
Touche.
275
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,724
[upbeat music]
276
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:04,379
[Bud moaning]
277
00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:14,310
[people chattering]
278
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:19,034
Are you okay?
279
00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:20,206
Pulled my groin.
280
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:23,896
So you should take table 12.
281
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:24,896
Gays?
282
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,517
One gay that you know.
283
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:33,206
If you don't want the
table, I can just take it.
284
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:36,172
[upbeat music]
285
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,758
You stalking me now?
286
00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:43,206
I like the sushi here.
287
00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:45,758
- You need more
time with the menu?
288
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:46,724
Have a seat.
289
00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:54,034
You trying to get me fired?
290
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:55,517
Just thought I'd see
291
00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,172
if you had any repressed
memories come back,
292
00:17:57,172 --> 00:18:00,793
like you sitting there,
me across from you.
293
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,586
You saying I...
294
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:04,482
Nothing.
295
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,793
Whatever happened,
296
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,655
it must have been too
traumatic to recover.
297
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,689
- And you can't take it
back, cat's outta the bag.
298
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:14,482
- Well, put the cat back
in the bag, tie a knot,
299
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,310
and toss it in the creek.
300
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,586
- Too late, I already fed
the cat, domesticated it,
301
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:20,689
and now it's a sweet little
pussy, purring in my lap.
302
00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:24,206
- But you didn't declaw it so
you better cross your legs.
303
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:27,758
- Are you saying you've
changed your mind?
304
00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:30,758
I don't think one little word
305
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,586
that I might or
might not have said
306
00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:35,689
in a moment of casual weakness
should change anything.
307
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,655
- Most people would say that
word changes everything.
308
00:18:39,793 --> 00:18:41,275
Most people.
309
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:45,034
[upbeat music continues]
310
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:52,620
[people chattering]
311
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:58,103
[toilet flushing]
312
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,862
Ooh, sorry.
313
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:04,517
Tab's room is down the hall.
314
00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:06,206
Thanks.
315
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:07,827
You okay, man?
316
00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:11,103
You were in there
for quite a while.
317
00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:15,724
- Oh, being one of the guys
is pretty hard on the stomach.
318
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:17,793
Tell me about it.
319
00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:21,000
How about you?
320
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,517
You've been in here a
long time, you doing okay?
321
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:26,379
Not really, no.
322
00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:29,379
What could be so bad?
323
00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:33,689
I lost everything.
324
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:36,551
I'm in so much debt, I
can never pay it back.
325
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,172
[Daffyd] How much debt?
326
00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,310
30 grand.
327
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:42,000
- 30 grand? That's
less than a new car.
328
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,862
You can pay that off.
329
00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:45,965
You know how much debt I'm in?
330
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:49,172
800,000, more, 880,000.
331
00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:56,689
Debt on my house, two cars,
a couple of timeshares.
332
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,655
And that's not even
that bad for this city.
333
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:02,482
Being in crippling debt
is just normal adulthood.
334
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:05,448
Shit.
335
00:20:06,586 --> 00:20:09,344
Is that supposed to
make me feel better?
336
00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:15,689
- How about this? You're gonna
die in debt, everyone does.
337
00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:19,862
Even if you've paid off
your house, got a big 401k,
338
00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:21,344
the day you die,
339
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:22,862
you're gonna owe a
credit card company
340
00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,137
for the last two times
you filled up your car.
341
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,103
We all live in debt.
342
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:29,827
We all die in debt.
343
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:33,724
Yeah, I mean,
344
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:36,482
that actually does make
me feel a little better.
345
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:41,275
[door knocking]
346
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:48,137
So your wife called,
347
00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:51,206
she's a little worried.
348
00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:55,655
[lively music]
349
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:10,758
Hi.
350
00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:17,206
Just hanging out with the guys.
351
00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:32,448
Yeah.
352
00:21:32,448 --> 00:21:36,275
♪ Give me one kiss goodbye
353
00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:41,551
♪ Don't try to make
me stay for a while ♪
354
00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,551
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