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And stay out!
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Man, this girl is trying
to fuck up my day.
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Talkin' about she want
to watch a romantic comedy.
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Get the fuck outta here!
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I ain't watchin' no lovey-dovey,
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funny bunny ass shit with her.
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Anyway, sorry everyone.
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Let me properly
introduce myself.
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My name is Slow Burn,
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and I am your movie guide.
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We will be watching
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"Mac and Devin
Go To High School"
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starring Snoop Dogg
and Wiz Khalifa.
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But before we get started
with the picture,
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I would like to make sure
everyone is comfortable
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and properly prepared.
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We all know the regular routine.
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Go the bathroom,
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turn off your annoying-ass
cell phone,
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get a big ass popcorn,
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and a cup of ice-cold
carbonated sugar water--
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Baaah.
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Wrong.
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You missin' one key
ingredient, nigga.
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How you gonna watch
a motherfuckin' weed movie
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without no motherfuckin' weed?
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Get your papers, your bongs,
your bowls, your blunts,
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some fat- ass nugs
of that Good-Good
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and spark that shit up!
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Now, if you unfortunate
right now,
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and don't have any weed,
I'm sorry.
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But please,
stop this movie right now.
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It just won't work,
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you can't watch
this shit without no weed.
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Stop.
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You don't play baseball
without no bat, do you?
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Exactly.
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For the same reason
you don't watch a Three-D movie
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without Three-D glasses.
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So go figure that out,
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then put your goddam
ganja goggles on,
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and get ready for lift-off.
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Thank you, kindly.
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And without further ado,
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I would like to present,
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"Mac...
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and Devin Go To High School."
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Hold on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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For all of you that like to play
those movie weed games,
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like smoke every time
so and so character
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says this or does that,
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here's the official
weed game for this movie.
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Take a hit every time
you see a character on screen
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either walkin', talkin',
or breathin'.
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Matter of fact, let's do
one together right now.
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Yeah.
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That's what the fuck
I'm talkin' about.
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W- what you waitin' on, man?
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Start the movie.
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♪
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Fuck.
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[ inhale ]
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No, a nigga don't wanna
go to school today
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Let me call this bitch
and get my shit together
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♪ When I pull up people
so fresh in my ride ♪
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♪ We smoke the best
you can buy ♪
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♪ Them niggas talking it ♪
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♪ but they just don't
go harder than us ♪
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♪ Keep stunting
just cause I can ♪
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Hey, Mac, man, what's up, man?
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Where the weed at, man?
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Hey, Mac, let me
get some weed, bro.
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Can I get some weed, man?
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♪ They just don't go
harder than us. ♪
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♪ This one's for the g's ♪
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♪ all black chucks
on the cuffs of my jeans ♪
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♪ King size papers
stuffed full of trees, ♪
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♪ I be with the boss dawg
y'all fuck niggas, please ♪
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♪ Now they say I'm hot,
hundred something degrees, ♪
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♪ taking pictures with
a young nigga, cheese ♪
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♪ Remember days, homey, ♪
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♪ I ain't had a thing ♪
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♪ Now I'm hopping
off the plane, ♪
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♪ putting roaches on the wing ♪
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♪ And my hos like queens,
but we smoke like kings ♪
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♪ Jewelry froze like bling,
money come fast, ♪
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♪ you're slow like lean ♪
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♪ Rolling up grass...♪
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I need the Mac, man.
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Hook it up, man.
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What's up, Mac?
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I wanna get my higher
learnin' on, bro.
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Gotta be like good, good,
don't you know.
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Stress be make
a nigga head hurt.
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For real.
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♪ We smoke the best
you can buy ♪
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♪ Them niggas talking it ♪
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♪ but they just don't
go harder than us ♪
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♪ Keep stunting
just cause I can ♪
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♪ These hos know
just who I am ♪
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♪ Them niggas talking it ♪
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♪ but they just don't
go harder than us ♪
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♪ We blow to
the middle of the day ♪
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♪ Wiz say, Dogg,
put a little in the J ♪
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♪ Hey, why not? ♪
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♪ Not why? ♪
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♪ We fly, we ride,
she high, he high...♪
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Mr. Mac, I...
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Never mind.
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Thank you for your time.
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♪ He just smoke all day,
it's a mind game ♪
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♪ Like Kareem,
I seem to keep migraines ♪
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♪ Richie Valenz and bitch,
I'm Frankie Lymon ♪
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♪ I'm so lifted,
like a parachuter ♪
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♪ My grass, stay off,
day off, Ferris Bueller ♪
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♪ Slip away, dip away, ♪
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♪ almost had to throw
a whole zip away ♪
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♪ But fuck that,
this the Taylor Gang, ♪
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♪ what you want, dawg,
shit I'm on everything ♪
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♪ You dig? ♪
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Looky, player,
you got what I need,
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I'm lookin' for the green.
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I'm looking for the weed,
give it to the fiend.
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♪ But they just don't
go harder than us. ♪
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♪ Keep stunting
just cause I can ♪
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♪ These hos know
just who I am ♪
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♪ Them niggas talking...♪
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I need to get high, man.
You know what I'm saying?
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Put some kush up in it.
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All I got is pesos.
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Is that cool?
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♪ You niggas never have,
never will, what? ♪
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♪ You niggas never have,
never will, what? ♪
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♪ Big Snoop and Wiz smoking,
kill, kill ♪
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♪ I said, you niggas never
have, and you never will ♪
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♪ You niggas never have,
and you never will ♪
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♪ You niggas never have,
and you never will ♪
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♪ Big Snoop and Young Wiz
smokin' kill, kill, kill...♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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You niggas still
in Junior High School
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Hey, good morning, how's
my favorite MILF doing today?
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Stressed.
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Stressed?
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I got just what you need.
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I know you do.
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Take two of these.
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Here you go, sweetie.
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All right, baby.
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♪ We smoke the best
you can buy ♪
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I need that homework
done in Calculus tonight,
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you feel me?
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Yes, Mac.
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I'll do this.
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Hey.
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Hey, Big Mac, how you doin'?
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A la ménage a trois?
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What's up, bro?
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You comin'
to the game tonight?
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You better score
two touchdowns tonight, boy.
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Wes, Wes.
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Let's smoke something, Mac.
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I got you, brother,
don't even trip.
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♪ We smoke the best
you can buy ♪
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[ bell rings ]
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Yo!
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Watch where the fuck
you're walking, stupid bitch!
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♪ These hos know
just who I am ♪
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Ah!
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[ whistles ]
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I can't wait to taste it.
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Be patient, baby.
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All I need you to do,
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I need you to
climb up there, come on.
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Dang, girl.
Get it together.
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Come close to the wall.
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Oh, my god.
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See, I got like messed up,
you kids.
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I'm old school!
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That means I don't
play that shit.
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Whatever, man.
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Man, turn back, turn-
turn around.
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That's the reason
why I called
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the Assistant Principal,
Mr. Skinnfloot,
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'cause I know he'll give
every one of you a pass.
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Man, we didn't do shit.
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Turn back arou- You wanna
lose your strength?
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What's up, Mr. Skinnfloot?
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You see I done handled this.
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Look how- look how
I got 'em lookin'.
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That fool, Skinnfloot,
jacked me for that master kush,
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it's got to be
in here somewhere.
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Damn.
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Sit back.
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Let me find it.
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Where did this fucker
put my thing at?
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Wait a minute.
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That don't smell like no....
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'Kay.
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Come here.
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This is the last time you...
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[ intercom squeals ]
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Oh, yeah...
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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[ girl ]
You know I'm ready Big Daddy.
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[ Mac ]
Feast your eyes on my big, fat,
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long, succulent, mouth-watering
woo-wa for the doo-da.
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[ girl ]
I knew it'd be big,
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but I've never seen
anything this big.
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[ Mac ]
Just put it
in your mouth, baby.
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[ girl ]
It's so thick,
I can barely hold it.
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[ Mac ]
Yes, you can.
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Just go aaah...
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There you go.
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Stop listening to that filth!
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[ Mac ]
Aaaah....
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[ girl ]
I can't fit it all in my mouth.
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Yo, that dude is crazy.
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[ Mac ]
Just stuff it in there
and get to suckin'.
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No, he ain't.
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♪
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Mac!
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Skinny Dick, you wanna hit?
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Mac, the word around
this high school
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is that you have the finest
kush in all the land.
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Hook me up, Mac,
I know you got it.
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I am prepared to
pay you in chain mail,
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a quiver of arrows, three
broad swords, and two oxen.
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I got a couple fat bitches
and one midget in the car.
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You could fuck any one you want.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Just let me just hold
that ounce or two
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to you know, just Friday.
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Hey, Mac.
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Dr. Andrews,
third period English.
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These crazy kids
gave me a migraine.
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You think you could
hook me up with a joint
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to relieve the pain?
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Salmon Sandbar?
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You gonna be there
all day, man?
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Damn.
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Yeah, probably.
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High school.
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It's the best of times,
it's the worst of times.
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It's the times
that try men's soul.
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Ask not what high school-
Wow, shit.
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Ask not what high school can do
for you, but what you can do-
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It's the best of times,
it's the worst of times.
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It's time for me
to write a new speech.
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What the fuck, man.
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It's the times
that try men's soul.
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It...
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And that was horrible.
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Yo, your speech sucks.
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Hey, how's the speech
coming, Devin?
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Great.
257
00:11:20,952 --> 00:11:23,787
Um, I'm almost done with it,
but it'll be good.
258
00:11:23,822 --> 00:11:25,256
Well, it better be.
259
00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:27,326
You want to stay together
after graduation, right?
260
00:11:27,359 --> 00:11:28,527
Of course I do, Ashley.
261
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,694
Then you need
to go to Yale.
262
00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:32,530
And to go to Yale,
you need a scholarship.
263
00:11:32,563 --> 00:11:34,532
And my dad made a call to
the guy that he knows, but--
264
00:11:34,565 --> 00:11:36,033
Well, I'm- I'm just really
having a hard time
265
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,570
figuring out the best part
of my high school experience.
266
00:11:38,603 --> 00:11:40,504
Well, duh, that would be me.
267
00:11:40,538 --> 00:11:42,973
Yeah, well, I know that.
268
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,208
Just think how amazing
it'll be when we're engaged
269
00:11:45,242 --> 00:11:47,377
and we have matching
diplomas on the wall.
270
00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:50,048
It'll be so fabulous,
I won't be able to stand it.
271
00:11:50,081 --> 00:11:52,082
But no pressure though, babe.
272
00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:55,318
Just don't fuck up,
or I'll dump you.
273
00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:57,955
Just kidding!
274
00:11:57,988 --> 00:11:59,456
Sort of.
275
00:11:59,489 --> 00:12:01,091
Kidding.
276
00:12:01,124 --> 00:12:02,292
Call me later?
277
00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,166
Ehhh.
278
00:12:09,199 --> 00:12:10,801
Do you know what that is?
279
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:12,335
It's the controlling
bitch alert.
280
00:12:12,369 --> 00:12:14,872
Attention, gentlemen,
please ask the ladies
281
00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:16,606
to give us a brief moment.
282
00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:18,641
We will only be a second,
bitches.
283
00:12:18,675 --> 00:12:19,642
Thank you.
284
00:12:19,676 --> 00:12:21,511
Come on, now.
Come on, playa.
285
00:12:21,544 --> 00:12:22,746
That- that go
for your girl, too.
286
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:23,813
I- Look at your girl
sittin' right there.
287
00:12:23,846 --> 00:12:25,682
Come on, man.
288
00:12:25,715 --> 00:12:28,618
Fuck, niggas, fuck.
289
00:12:28,651 --> 00:12:30,152
Okay, they gone?
290
00:12:30,186 --> 00:12:31,287
Cool.
291
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,356
Now look, this is some
serious shit, man.
292
00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:34,991
Devin is in some deep doo-doo.
293
00:12:35,024 --> 00:12:37,494
There's a huge population
of controlling bitches
294
00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:40,262
on this earth
and they keep expanding.
295
00:12:40,296 --> 00:12:41,363
And you know what?
296
00:12:41,397 --> 00:12:43,032
It's our motherfuckin' fault!
297
00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:44,367
If you a nigga like that,
298
00:12:44,401 --> 00:12:47,003
and you got a bitch like that,
get the fuck out now!
299
00:12:47,036 --> 00:12:48,204
Either get 'em in line,
300
00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:49,805
or kick 'em to
the motherfuckin' curb.
301
00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:51,540
Amen, hallelujah.
302
00:12:51,573 --> 00:12:52,641
Oh, yeah.
303
00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:53,910
All right, yeah.
304
00:12:53,943 --> 00:12:56,578
Ladies, y'all can
come on back now.
305
00:12:56,612 --> 00:12:57,095
[ bell rings ]
306
00:13:01,383 --> 00:13:02,951
Know what this is
I'm filling out?
307
00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:05,254
An order for some
medium-sized condoms?
308
00:13:05,287 --> 00:13:07,823
No.
309
00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:10,025
These are your expulsion papers.
310
00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:11,326
Expulsion for what?
311
00:13:11,359 --> 00:13:12,594
Oh, well let's see.
312
00:13:12,628 --> 00:13:15,931
Breaking and entering,
possession of a narcotic.
313
00:13:15,964 --> 00:13:17,299
Narcotic?
314
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:20,168
Fool, last I checked, this shit
was legal in California.
315
00:13:20,201 --> 00:13:21,837
You're done, Mister.
316
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:25,673
Your fifteen-year tenure
at this school is over.
317
00:13:27,476 --> 00:13:30,011
Assistant Principal
Skinnfloot?
318
00:13:30,045 --> 00:13:31,579
Yes?
319
00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:33,348
Do we have a problem
with this student?
320
00:13:33,381 --> 00:13:35,383
Not anymore.
321
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:37,018
Because you do know
that all expulsions
322
00:13:37,052 --> 00:13:39,654
are handled by me,
personally.
323
00:13:39,687 --> 00:13:45,560
Yes, but this student always
seems to get off with you.
324
00:13:45,593 --> 00:13:48,296
Does he?
325
00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:50,298
Uh, do you mind giving us
a few minutes?
326
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:52,867
But this is my office.
327
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,936
Yeah, do you want it
to remain your office?
328
00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:58,072
Yes, Principal Cummings.
329
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,144
Oh, Mr. Johnson.
330
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:07,114
What have you done this time?
331
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:10,551
You are such the naughty,
naughty little student.
332
00:14:10,585 --> 00:14:12,486
What am I gonna do with you?
333
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:19,392
You always make me have
to punish you so severely.
334
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:23,163
Always getting me riled up!
335
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:25,132
[ knock on door ]
336
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,500
We need to see who that is.
337
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,771
Well, you just meet me
in my office after school today
338
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,607
and we're gonna take
care of that little bit
339
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,775
of unfinished business, okay?
340
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,046
Hello.
341
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,683
I'm sorry, do you work here?
342
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,019
Uh, actually,
this is my place of business.
343
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,220
Can I help you?
344
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,554
I'm Miss Huck,
the new substitute teacher
345
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,956
for AP Chemistry.
346
00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:53,292
I know a thing or two
about chemistry.
347
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,661
Excuse me?
348
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,062
What is it that you do here?
349
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,730
I'm Mr. Johnson,
the Athletic Director.
350
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,265
Okay.
351
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,767
Hopefully I'll see you around
the campus later on today.
352
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,872
It's past fourth period,
Poindexter.
353
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,574
I promise you
I'm going to get it.
354
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:09,575
Ow!
355
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:10,576
Right there.
Let's go.
356
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:11,944
What are you doing?
Huh?
357
00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:14,313
Hit that.
358
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,348
Let me get that,
let me get that.
359
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,849
Yes, Sir.
360
00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:21,553
That's some- that's some
powerful stuff right there.
361
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:22,720
Yes, Sir.
362
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,056
I like- I like that
right there.
Yes, Sir.
363
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,025
Improper use of lab glassware
is a hazard, you know?
364
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,260
Did you know that
motherfuckin' outfit
365
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:30,495
you got on
is a style hazard?
366
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:31,796
What are you doing here, anyway?
367
00:15:31,829 --> 00:15:34,266
You're not smart enough
to be in this class.
368
00:15:34,299 --> 00:15:35,768
And how you know?
369
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,003
'Cause you been in high school
for like a half a century.
370
00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:43,040
Mr. Johnson.
371
00:15:43,074 --> 00:15:45,442
Class, I'm Ms. Huck,
your new substitute teacher
372
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:47,345
for the rest
of the semester.
373
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,346
Wait.
374
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,082
What happened to Mr. Luznar?
375
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,250
Mr. Luznar met with a rather
tragic chemical accident.
376
00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:55,119
I've spoken
with your teacher
377
00:15:55,152 --> 00:15:57,389
and he wants you all
to present a research project
378
00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:59,357
for your final grade.
379
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,793
Partners are as follows.
380
00:16:01,826 --> 00:16:04,461
Harding and Pell.
381
00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:08,700
Suzuki and Ofaso.
382
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:10,668
Ofaso.
383
00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:13,070
Jones and Greenberg.
384
00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:16,540
And Overstreet and Johnson.
385
00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:18,710
What?
386
00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:20,111
W- with all due respect,
387
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:23,180
this pairing could jeopardize
my entire future!
388
00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:28,518
Well, Miss Huck, I've been
looking forward to meeting you.
389
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:32,589
I'm the Assistant Principal,
Ralph Skinnfloot.
390
00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:33,857
Nice to meet you,
Mr. Skinnfloot.
391
00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:35,358
Charmed.
392
00:16:35,392 --> 00:16:39,362
If you need anything at all,
please, don't hesitate to ask.
393
00:16:39,395 --> 00:16:42,299
And if you have any problems
with this one, just let me know.
394
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,634
Thank you.
395
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:47,003
By the way, I'd love
to welcome you with my staff.
396
00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:48,971
I- I mean, to the staff.
397
00:16:49,005 --> 00:16:50,706
Over dinner.
398
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,308
I don't think
that's appropriate.
399
00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:54,410
So, a maybe?
400
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:57,747
Very encouraging.
401
00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:08,123
Yo!
402
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,625
Mac!
403
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:13,930
Hey, Mac!
404
00:17:13,964 --> 00:17:15,331
Mac!
405
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,869
Mac!
406
00:17:19,902 --> 00:17:22,571
Overstreet!
407
00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:24,774
It's down to two.
408
00:17:24,807 --> 00:17:28,811
Two geniuses banging brains.
409
00:17:28,844 --> 00:17:30,879
Only one can stand and come.
410
00:17:30,913 --> 00:17:32,781
What are you talking about,
Mahatma?
411
00:17:32,814 --> 00:17:35,217
That's Mahatma Chang Greenberg
to you.
412
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,586
Learn it.
413
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:39,488
'Cause come graduation day
when I, and not thee,
414
00:17:39,521 --> 00:17:41,523
assume the position
of Valedictorian,
415
00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:43,191
that will suck for you.
416
00:17:43,224 --> 00:17:44,192
Oh, really?
417
00:17:44,225 --> 00:17:45,360
'Cause last time I checked,
418
00:17:45,394 --> 00:17:47,930
I'm still number one
in the class.
419
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:49,931
Yeah, well I'm taking
like seven AP classes.
420
00:17:49,964 --> 00:17:52,967
You get an A-minus
and your ass is mine.
421
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:54,202
You hear me?
422
00:17:55,436 --> 00:17:57,239
What do you want with my ass,
Mahatma?
423
00:17:57,272 --> 00:17:58,740
My brain is gonna
do all types of things
424
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,976
to your ass
come graduation day.
425
00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,677
Fuckin' nerd.
426
00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:11,786
I need you to uh, check me into
that AP Chemistry class
427
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,054
with Miss Huck.
428
00:18:13,087 --> 00:18:14,055
You know I got you, Mac.
429
00:18:14,088 --> 00:18:15,055
I always do.
430
00:18:15,089 --> 00:18:16,757
Fo sho.
431
00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:17,759
Mac.
432
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:18,760
What's up?
433
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:19,861
Man, we need
to study tonight.
434
00:18:19,894 --> 00:18:21,829
Study. Yeah.
435
00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:24,031
Get at me at nine o'clock
on the corner of "Why Dontcha"
436
00:18:24,064 --> 00:18:26,366
and "BlowMe"?
437
00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:27,936
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
438
00:18:27,969 --> 00:18:29,670
What do you say, you, me,
and little buddy
439
00:18:29,703 --> 00:18:30,904
right here make three?
440
00:18:30,938 --> 00:18:33,641
I'm sorry,
I don't date students.
441
00:18:33,674 --> 00:18:35,408
Well, I guess I'll just
have to drop out.
442
00:18:35,442 --> 00:18:39,880
I don't date liars either,
Mr. Athletic Director.
443
00:18:39,913 --> 00:18:41,149
Let me apologize for that.
444
00:18:41,182 --> 00:18:42,350
How can I make it up to you?
445
00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:43,350
Can I take you out on a date?
446
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,052
You want a date with me?
447
00:18:45,085 --> 00:18:48,888
You need to graduate
high school first.
448
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,725
And I'll be confiscating this
in the meantime.
449
00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:56,737
Mm.
Good goobly goo.
450
00:19:02,235 --> 00:19:04,104
Let the learning begin.
451
00:19:05,638 --> 00:19:07,707
You can't smoke in here,
young man.
452
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,909
Hey, don't worry about it, baby,
I got a medical condition.
453
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:11,779
What condition is that?
454
00:19:14,181 --> 00:19:16,015
I got an addiction.
455
00:19:16,048 --> 00:19:19,251
I'm addicted
to Granny Punany.
456
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,222
Really?
457
00:19:22,255 --> 00:19:23,523
Yeah.
458
00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:31,397
What are you doing here?
459
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:33,466
Man, you was right, D-Street.
460
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,802
That graduation thing
is important.
461
00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:37,937
Guess you finally came
to your senses.
462
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:40,005
Just hook me up
the knowledge, College.
463
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,976
Oh, yeah?
464
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,677
Start here.
465
00:19:48,414 --> 00:19:49,848
Dang it.
466
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,720
Gimme my candy, motherfucker.
467
00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:55,721
What's up, super freak?
468
00:19:55,754 --> 00:19:56,788
I'm sorry, man.
469
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,957
I just get low
on blood sugar and...
470
00:19:58,990 --> 00:19:59,991
Come on!
471
00:20:00,025 --> 00:20:00,992
Relax. Relax.
472
00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:02,060
Fuck.
473
00:20:02,093 --> 00:20:04,029
I got just want you need.
474
00:20:05,297 --> 00:20:06,265
You ain't gonna eat that?
475
00:20:06,298 --> 00:20:07,833
We can go half and half.
476
00:20:07,866 --> 00:20:09,801
A toast to expanding minds.
477
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:15,640
Yo, thanks man.
478
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,610
I needed that.
479
00:20:18,644 --> 00:20:20,711
More than you'll ever know.
480
00:20:20,745 --> 00:20:22,713
A quick lesson on weed edibles.
481
00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:24,849
Snacks made with cannabis, i.e.
482
00:20:24,882 --> 00:20:26,785
weed brownies, cookies,
chocolates, lollipops,
483
00:20:26,818 --> 00:20:28,686
fruit rollups, breath strips,
gummy candies, cakes, pies,
484
00:20:28,719 --> 00:20:30,955
and all the other hundred
type of fucked up goodies
485
00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:34,959
that get you fucked up,
this is not for beginners.
486
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:37,528
This is extremely different
than smoking weed.
487
00:20:37,562 --> 00:20:40,165
It's way more intense
and can take over your mind
488
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:41,732
and trip you the fuck out!
489
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:42,800
You don't believe me?
490
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,801
Ask your friends.
491
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,369
Right now. Ask 'em.
492
00:20:45,402 --> 00:20:47,471
A) Have you ever
eaten weed edibles?
493
00:20:47,504 --> 00:20:49,274
And B) Did those edibles
make you feel
494
00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:51,509
like two cartoon mermaids was
using their sexy little tail
495
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,677
to play ping pong
with your brain?
496
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,045
That's what I thought.
497
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,547
Shit 'bout to get wavy, baby.
498
00:20:58,782 --> 00:21:00,050
[ bells ringing ]
499
00:21:07,190 --> 00:21:09,025
I think it's snowing.
500
00:21:18,635 --> 00:21:20,136
Shit.
501
00:21:20,169 --> 00:21:21,871
You're feeling it, huh?
502
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,440
Feeling what?
503
00:21:23,473 --> 00:21:25,074
The Green Goddess.
504
00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:26,643
Ganja Goodies.
505
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,244
Cush Cakes.
506
00:21:28,277 --> 00:21:29,946
Herb Hors d'oeuvres.
507
00:21:29,979 --> 00:21:31,581
Kind Kookies.
508
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:33,883
Marijuana!
509
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,985
Yes, Sir.
510
00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:38,154
Does that mean I'm...
511
00:21:38,187 --> 00:21:41,524
I'm high?
512
00:21:41,557 --> 00:21:42,892
As a kite.
513
00:21:54,871 --> 00:21:57,039
Here we go.
514
00:22:01,443 --> 00:22:03,679
Watch where you're going.
515
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,251
Yo, Mac.
516
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:12,420
It's like I got this track
playin' in my head.
517
00:22:12,454 --> 00:22:15,791
It's like perfectly synchronized
to my moves and everything.
518
00:22:15,824 --> 00:22:16,992
My heartbeat.
519
00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:19,461
You hear it?
520
00:22:19,494 --> 00:22:21,129
D-Street.
521
00:22:22,497 --> 00:22:24,198
Whoa.
522
00:22:24,231 --> 00:22:25,601
You cool, new school?
523
00:22:25,634 --> 00:22:27,803
[ robot sounds ]
524
00:22:27,836 --> 00:22:29,571
I think so.
525
00:22:29,604 --> 00:22:32,574
Well, hook me up with that dope
shit you got goin' on.
526
00:22:32,607 --> 00:22:34,141
Which one?
527
00:22:34,175 --> 00:22:35,142
The one in my head?
528
00:22:35,176 --> 00:22:36,378
Yeah nigga.
529
00:22:36,411 --> 00:22:38,146
You heard that?
530
00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:40,248
Man, that shit dope
as a motherfucker.
531
00:22:40,282 --> 00:22:41,749
But what happened
to the singing now?
532
00:22:41,783 --> 00:22:42,750
Wait, what singing?
533
00:22:42,784 --> 00:22:43,751
I ain't hear any singing.
534
00:22:43,785 --> 00:22:44,786
I can't sing.
535
00:22:44,819 --> 00:22:46,921
D, ain't nobody here but me.
536
00:22:46,954 --> 00:22:49,223
You gotta let that
feeling feel good.
537
00:22:49,257 --> 00:22:51,926
Matter of fact,
let that shit out.
538
00:22:51,959 --> 00:22:54,128
Man, let me hear it, man.
539
00:22:54,161 --> 00:22:56,363
Man, come on.
540
00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:01,702
♪ Every time I go out ♪
541
00:23:01,736 --> 00:23:03,404
♪ I'm blowin' that smoke out ♪
542
00:23:03,437 --> 00:23:06,607
♪ A buyer don't even
know the price ♪
543
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,674
♪ I talk cause I live it ♪
544
00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:09,310
♪ Come pay me a visit ♪
545
00:23:09,343 --> 00:23:12,379
♪ And I'll be somewhere
up in the sky ♪
546
00:23:12,413 --> 00:23:15,716
♪ My nigga,
it's about to go down ♪
547
00:23:15,749 --> 00:23:18,852
♪ Oh, we fly, it's no lie
that we high 'til we die ♪
548
00:23:18,885 --> 00:23:21,588
♪ We end up in this ♪
549
00:23:21,622 --> 00:23:23,357
♪ Roll one up,
clean the ride, ♪
550
00:23:23,390 --> 00:23:25,759
♪ in case some hos want
to jump inside ♪
551
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:27,360
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
552
00:23:27,393 --> 00:23:31,265
Nigga, that shit right there,
go hard.
553
00:23:31,298 --> 00:23:33,433
♪
554
00:23:42,008 --> 00:23:43,376
Ladies and gentlemen
555
00:23:43,409 --> 00:23:44,845
Players and playerettes
556
00:23:44,878 --> 00:23:46,612
Teachers, staff, and students
557
00:23:46,646 --> 00:23:48,581
I am very honored to welcome you
558
00:23:48,614 --> 00:23:50,650
to the high school
annual talent show
559
00:23:50,683 --> 00:23:52,385
Brought to you by the makers of
560
00:23:52,418 --> 00:23:54,520
Wiz Khalifa Premium
Rolling Papers
561
00:23:54,554 --> 00:23:58,491
And the qualified growers
of Snoop Dogg Master Kush
562
00:23:58,524 --> 00:23:59,859
So without further adieu
563
00:23:59,892 --> 00:24:01,794
Let's get this show on the road
564
00:24:01,827 --> 00:24:04,297
First contestant, bring your
talent to the foreground,
565
00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:05,731
and let your smoke
be your playground
566
00:24:05,765 --> 00:24:06,899
♪ Every time I go out ♪
567
00:24:06,932 --> 00:24:08,367
♪ I'm blowin' that smoke out ♪
568
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,170
♪ A buyer don't even
know the price ♪
569
00:24:11,203 --> 00:24:12,637
♪ I talk as I live it ♪
570
00:24:12,671 --> 00:24:14,340
♪ Come pay me a visit ♪
571
00:24:14,374 --> 00:24:16,842
♪ And I'll be somewhere
up in the sky ♪
572
00:24:16,876 --> 00:24:20,812
♪ My nigga,
it's about to go down ♪
573
00:24:20,845 --> 00:24:23,081
♪ Oh, we fly, it's no lie
that we high 'til we die ♪
574
00:24:23,114 --> 00:24:26,351
♪ I'll beat it up
in this hotel ♪
575
00:24:26,385 --> 00:24:27,987
♪ Roll one up, clean the ride, ♪
576
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:30,054
♪ in case some hos
want to jump inside ♪
577
00:24:30,089 --> 00:24:31,723
♪ Got a drink filled
with quality shit ♪
578
00:24:31,756 --> 00:24:33,692
♪ My bottom bitch
smokin' with me ♪
579
00:24:33,725 --> 00:24:34,727
♪ Niggas talk shit ♪
580
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,928
♪ All of 'em shrimp ♪
581
00:24:35,961 --> 00:24:37,862
♪ I'm a big fish ♪
582
00:24:37,896 --> 00:24:40,632
♪ Roll a joint, lick it once
'til you hit this ♪
583
00:24:40,665 --> 00:24:41,700
♪ Roofies on my dick, ♪
584
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:43,634
♪ Several pushers
on my hit list ♪
585
00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:45,136
♪ In and out these
niggas bitches, ♪
586
00:24:45,169 --> 00:24:46,671
♪ smokin' tree
and not to mention ♪
587
00:24:46,705 --> 00:24:48,139
♪ hustlin' tryin'
to mind my business ♪
588
00:24:48,172 --> 00:24:49,441
♪ You probably went to class ♪
589
00:24:49,474 --> 00:24:51,242
♪ while I was
in the hallway skippin' ♪
590
00:24:51,275 --> 00:24:52,844
♪ Yeah, I hear
what they're sayin' ♪
591
00:24:52,877 --> 00:24:54,378
♪ I just be too high to listen ♪
592
00:24:54,412 --> 00:24:55,746
♪ About my money, trippin' ♪
593
00:24:55,779 --> 00:24:56,915
♪ If I even thought it wrong ♪
594
00:24:56,948 --> 00:24:58,149
♪ Smokin' is good ♪
595
00:24:58,182 --> 00:25:00,251
♪ If it's fat,
tell you I sold it all ♪
596
00:25:00,284 --> 00:25:03,021
♪ I'll wait 'til one of my hos
come 'round and roll it up ♪
597
00:25:03,054 --> 00:25:04,722
♪ Or say fuck it and cuff it ♪
598
00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,256
♪ till I go smoke with Dawg ♪
599
00:25:06,289 --> 00:25:09,193
♪ I show up, I show up,
I show up Car, ♪
600
00:25:09,227 --> 00:25:11,295
♪ push the start,
hit the button once, it go off ♪
601
00:25:11,329 --> 00:25:14,632
♪ Keep the money comin' in
and the papers rolled up ♪
602
00:25:14,665 --> 00:25:17,334
♪ And I ain't worried about
a hatin' nigga givin' no love ♪
603
00:25:17,367 --> 00:25:18,702
♪ Every time I go out ♪
604
00:25:18,736 --> 00:25:20,304
♪ I'm blowin' that smoke out ♪
605
00:25:20,338 --> 00:25:22,773
♪ A buyer don't even
know the price ♪
606
00:25:22,806 --> 00:25:24,407
♪ I talk as I live it ♪
607
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,209
♪ Come pay me a visit ♪
608
00:25:26,243 --> 00:25:28,879
♪ And I'll be somewhere
up in the sky ♪
609
00:25:28,912 --> 00:25:32,315
♪ My nigga,
it's about to go down ♪
610
00:25:32,349 --> 00:25:34,985
♪ Oh, we fly, it's no lie
that we high 'til we die ♪
611
00:25:35,018 --> 00:25:38,521
♪ I'll beat it up
in this hotel ♪
612
00:25:38,555 --> 00:25:40,023
♪ Roll one up, clean the ride, ♪
613
00:25:40,057 --> 00:25:42,693
♪ in case some hos want
to jump inside ♪
614
00:25:42,726 --> 00:25:45,295
♪ I go green like I was
Archbishop Don Juan ♪
615
00:25:45,328 --> 00:25:48,331
♪ And blow circles 'round
you suckers like a marathon ♪
616
00:25:48,365 --> 00:25:51,401
♪ My gym teacher told me,
but I didn't listen ♪
617
00:25:51,434 --> 00:25:54,371
♪ My bitch did my homework
and now I'm in detention ♪
618
00:25:54,404 --> 00:25:56,105
♪ It sure beats suspension ♪
619
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,608
♪ This is my audition,
so play your position ♪
620
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,342
♪ Get the picture I envision ♪
621
00:26:00,376 --> 00:26:01,578
♪ Did she mention? ♪
622
00:26:01,611 --> 00:26:03,246
♪ Snoop Dogg
was made for kissin' ♪
623
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,649
♪ A barracuda fish
and she on a mission for me ♪
624
00:26:06,683 --> 00:26:09,285
♪ Pleasure, pain, and glory,
and my inventory ♪
625
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:12,055
♪ My SAT's, my little bitch,
she did 'em for me ♪
626
00:26:12,089 --> 00:26:15,157
♪ And now we prancin' onstage
at the talent show ♪
627
00:26:15,191 --> 00:26:17,126
♪ We flow, see my clothes,
my chain, ♪
628
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:19,495
♪ and knapsack full of that,
hand me that, ♪
629
00:26:19,528 --> 00:26:21,163
♪ can you see my telescope ♪
630
00:26:21,197 --> 00:26:24,466
♪ Principal, say she wanna see
me 'cause she smell my smoke ♪
631
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,735
♪ About my money, trippin' ♪
632
00:26:25,768 --> 00:26:27,303
♪ Even if I thought it wrong ♪
633
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,771
♪ Blowin' songs with Wiz
'cause this is the booty call ♪
634
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:30,906
♪ Every time I go out ♪
635
00:26:30,939 --> 00:26:32,407
♪ I'm blowin' that smoke out ♪
636
00:26:32,441 --> 00:26:35,111
♪ A buyer don't even
know the price ♪
637
00:26:35,144 --> 00:26:36,578
♪ I talk as I live it ♪
638
00:26:36,612 --> 00:26:38,147
♪ Come pay me a visit ♪
639
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,816
♪ And I'll be somewhere
up in the sky ♪
640
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:44,886
♪ My nigga,
it's about to go down ♪
641
00:26:44,921 --> 00:26:47,223
♪ Oh, we fly, it's no lie
that we high 'til we die ♪
642
00:26:47,256 --> 00:26:50,491
♪ I'll beat it up
in this hotel ♪
643
00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:52,027
♪ Roll one up, clean the ride, ♪
644
00:26:52,060 --> 00:26:54,562
♪ in case some hos
want to jump inside ♪
645
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,739
Yeah.
646
00:27:06,107 --> 00:27:09,644
It's the archbishop,
Don "Magic" Juan...
647
00:27:09,677 --> 00:27:12,413
Man, I am hungry.
648
00:27:12,447 --> 00:27:14,549
Let's get it.
649
00:27:14,582 --> 00:27:16,752
♪ So what we get drunk ♪
650
00:27:16,785 --> 00:27:19,254
♪ So what we smoke weed ♪
651
00:27:19,287 --> 00:27:22,923
♪ We're just having fun ♪
652
00:27:22,957 --> 00:27:24,491
Hey, Big Mac.
653
00:27:24,524 --> 00:27:25,726
How you doin', sexy?
654
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:26,927
Good, mamacita.
655
00:27:26,961 --> 00:27:28,329
Just showing my brother
from another mother
656
00:27:28,363 --> 00:27:29,497
the way of the weed.
657
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:30,665
All right.
658
00:27:30,698 --> 00:27:31,999
So what'll it be?
659
00:27:32,032 --> 00:27:33,400
It'll be the usual.
660
00:27:33,433 --> 00:27:36,303
Let me get uh, two Scooby Snacks
with special sauce on it.
661
00:27:36,336 --> 00:27:37,637
Comin' right up.
662
00:27:37,671 --> 00:27:38,973
Oh, yeah, baby.
663
00:27:39,006 --> 00:27:40,775
Yo, I really needed this, man.
664
00:27:40,808 --> 00:27:43,043
Shit. Every motherfucker
needs this.
665
00:27:43,077 --> 00:27:45,545
'Cause I've been stressed
over this stupid speech, man.
666
00:27:45,579 --> 00:27:47,314
The Valley Dictorian, right?
667
00:27:47,347 --> 00:27:48,348
Yeah.
668
00:27:48,382 --> 00:27:50,017
And everybody expects
me to talk about
669
00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:53,087
the good times I had
in high school--
670
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,221
But you ain't had
no good times.
671
00:27:54,254 --> 00:27:56,623
Exactly.
672
00:27:56,656 --> 00:27:58,391
Here you go.
Thank you, baby.
673
00:27:58,424 --> 00:27:59,760
Two Scooby Snacks.
674
00:27:59,794 --> 00:28:01,061
So you do this all the time?
675
00:28:01,095 --> 00:28:02,796
Every minute
of the motherfuckin' day.
676
00:28:02,829 --> 00:28:04,163
So you don't worry
about the future?
677
00:28:04,197 --> 00:28:05,699
No, D.
678
00:28:05,732 --> 00:28:07,300
I vast in the moment.
679
00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:08,601
Man, I wish I could do that.
680
00:28:08,634 --> 00:28:09,868
You can, homey.
681
00:28:09,903 --> 00:28:11,938
All you got to do,
is do what I do.
682
00:28:11,971 --> 00:28:13,607
Say what I say.
683
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,874
You know, like so what?
684
00:28:14,908 --> 00:28:16,375
So what we get drunk?
685
00:28:16,409 --> 00:28:17,743
So what we smoke weed?
686
00:28:17,776 --> 00:28:19,378
So what we get high?
687
00:28:19,412 --> 00:28:20,713
We don't care who see.
688
00:28:20,746 --> 00:28:22,682
You got to live young,
you got to live wild,
689
00:28:22,716 --> 00:28:24,417
you got to live free.
690
00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:26,252
You got to do you
like I do me.
691
00:28:26,285 --> 00:28:27,686
You dig?
692
00:28:28,754 --> 00:28:30,222
How the fuck
did we get here?
693
00:28:30,255 --> 00:28:31,891
We flew, nigga.
694
00:28:31,925 --> 00:28:33,126
You ready to get some ink?
695
00:28:33,159 --> 00:28:35,661
Aw, I don't know, Mac.
696
00:28:35,694 --> 00:28:37,863
You said you wanted to
experience some shit, right?
697
00:28:37,896 --> 00:28:39,365
Yeah.
698
00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:42,167
But what if it hurts?
699
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,903
You might like that.
700
00:28:43,937 --> 00:28:45,471
[ buzzing ]
701
00:28:57,783 --> 00:28:59,184
Come on in, dawg.
702
00:29:04,222 --> 00:29:06,725
Man, this spot is crazy.
703
00:29:10,128 --> 00:29:12,197
Yes, Sir.
704
00:29:12,230 --> 00:29:14,398
Now this is where
the shit goes down.
705
00:29:14,431 --> 00:29:16,902
You got your sativa,
you got your indica,
706
00:29:16,935 --> 00:29:19,404
and you got your hybrids
over there.
707
00:29:19,437 --> 00:29:22,006
You have know idea what the fuck
I'm talking about, huh?
708
00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:24,208
No.
709
00:29:24,241 --> 00:29:25,811
Don't trip.
710
00:29:25,844 --> 00:29:27,245
I got exactly what you need.
711
00:29:31,749 --> 00:29:33,484
Hey, ladies and gentlemen.
712
00:29:33,517 --> 00:29:37,088
I am your friendly neighborhood
weed plant, Captain Kush.
713
00:29:37,122 --> 00:29:38,523
That's right.
714
00:29:38,556 --> 00:29:41,525
And on today's Volume One
of the Captain Kushhopedia,
715
00:29:41,558 --> 00:29:44,928
we will be discussing two
different strains of marijuana.
716
00:29:44,961 --> 00:29:45,996
That's right.
717
00:29:46,029 --> 00:29:48,900
Cannabis Indica
and Cannabis Sativa.
718
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:50,134
Keep it locked.
719
00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:52,836
Press pause
and I'm whoopin' your ass.
720
00:29:52,869 --> 00:29:54,004
Ah, shit, what time is it?
721
00:29:54,037 --> 00:29:55,239
Shit, I don't know.
722
00:29:55,272 --> 00:29:56,873
I forgot my books at school.
723
00:29:56,907 --> 00:29:58,342
Books?
724
00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:01,012
I usually start my late night
study session right about now.
725
00:30:01,045 --> 00:30:03,947
I usually start my late night
bong session right now.
726
00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:05,849
Pull that out,
hit that shit.
727
00:30:05,882 --> 00:30:08,218
A very popular strain
of the indica plant
728
00:30:08,251 --> 00:30:09,586
is known as kush,
729
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:13,524
from the Hindu Kush Mountains
of Afghanistan and Pakistan.
730
00:30:13,557 --> 00:30:17,527
Otherwise known as the shit
that got Bin Laden caught.
731
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,561
That's right.
732
00:30:18,594 --> 00:30:20,096
Him and his boys
was in the mountains,
733
00:30:20,130 --> 00:30:22,298
and they was shootin'
their guns, bustin' 'em off,
734
00:30:22,332 --> 00:30:24,935
came up on some
of that sweet kush plant.
735
00:30:24,968 --> 00:30:27,137
Smoked it, didn't know
where the fuck he was,
736
00:30:27,170 --> 00:30:30,105
had a Navy Seal bullet
in his head two hours later.
737
00:30:30,139 --> 00:30:31,207
All right?
738
00:30:31,241 --> 00:30:33,276
You smoke it,
but don't get shot.
739
00:30:34,277 --> 00:30:35,445
Light that end right there.
740
00:30:35,478 --> 00:30:37,347
Inhale.
Now take the top off.
741
00:30:38,614 --> 00:30:40,149
Oh, damn, boy.
742
00:30:40,182 --> 00:30:42,185
Damn, boy.
743
00:30:43,653 --> 00:30:45,221
Now if you want less
of a body high,
744
00:30:45,255 --> 00:30:47,823
Captain Kush recommends
one of the sativa strains,
745
00:30:47,857 --> 00:30:51,193
like Green Crack,
Skunk, Train Wreck.
746
00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:52,628
Yeah, that's right.
747
00:30:52,662 --> 00:30:54,630
It's more of a cerebral high.
748
00:30:54,664 --> 00:30:57,700
It's less sedating,
but a good recommendation
749
00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:00,469
if you want to feel medicated
throughout the day.
750
00:31:00,502 --> 00:31:01,470
That's right.
751
00:31:01,503 --> 00:31:03,072
Smoke all motherfuckin' day.
752
00:31:03,105 --> 00:31:04,173
It's safe.
753
00:31:04,206 --> 00:31:08,610
Four, three, two, one.
754
00:31:08,643 --> 00:31:10,212
Shoot it.
755
00:31:13,616 --> 00:31:15,350
Purple.
756
00:31:15,384 --> 00:31:17,452
Kush.
757
00:31:17,486 --> 00:31:19,821
Then you put 'em both together
and you make purple kush.
758
00:31:19,854 --> 00:31:22,524
Purple kush, together.
759
00:31:22,557 --> 00:31:24,459
Yeah, there you go.
760
00:31:24,493 --> 00:31:25,961
As you can see,
the Cannabis Indica
761
00:31:25,995 --> 00:31:29,564
is characterized
by short, blocky leaves.
762
00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:31,065
Kinda like
a Mike Tyson build.
763
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:32,300
Whereas the Cannabis Sativa
764
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:35,270
is more long and narrow
like Tommy Hearns.
765
00:31:35,304 --> 00:31:36,271
Yeah, man.
766
00:31:36,305 --> 00:31:37,472
Yes, Sir.
767
00:31:37,506 --> 00:31:40,942
We must take one big pull
from the check...
768
00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:44,112
together.
769
00:31:44,145 --> 00:31:45,479
Now I use boxing analogies...
770
00:31:45,513 --> 00:31:47,148
D-d-d-ding.
771
00:31:47,181 --> 00:31:49,918
because both of them
will knock you the fuck out.
772
00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:51,319
D-d-d-ding.
773
00:31:51,352 --> 00:31:53,354
Rewind.
774
00:31:56,524 --> 00:31:58,692
One more time.
775
00:31:59,994 --> 00:32:01,595
In Volume Two
of the Kushopedia,
776
00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:03,631
we will be discussing
how to properly cultivate
777
00:32:03,664 --> 00:32:06,199
your green room
by supplying your plants
778
00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:08,269
with all of the right nutrients.
779
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:09,770
That's right.
780
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,274
Mm, mm, mm.
781
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,476
Get high, motherfucker.
782
00:32:25,452 --> 00:32:26,686
I can't go to sleep yet,
783
00:32:26,719 --> 00:32:30,190
I got this new James Bond
shit right here, right?
784
00:32:30,223 --> 00:32:32,760
All you gotta do
is just inhale.
785
00:32:32,793 --> 00:32:34,027
Hit that shit.
786
00:32:34,061 --> 00:32:36,563
Don't do nothin'
but inhale.
787
00:32:36,596 --> 00:32:38,030
Hit it.
788
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:42,802
Straight THC.
789
00:32:44,304 --> 00:32:45,505
Can you dig that?
790
00:32:45,538 --> 00:32:47,640
Weed vaporization is
the alternative to smoking
791
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,175
that involves the production
of irritating,
792
00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:51,311
toxic, and carcinogenic
byproducts
793
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:53,846
by heating the ganja
so its active compounds
794
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,915
boil off into a vapor.
795
00:32:55,948 --> 00:32:58,084
Boil off into a vapor?
796
00:32:58,117 --> 00:32:59,919
Man, who the fuck
wrote this shit?
797
00:32:59,952 --> 00:33:01,353
Fuck all that.
798
00:33:01,387 --> 00:33:02,589
Look, check it out.
799
00:33:02,622 --> 00:33:04,390
There's only two ways
to smoke this shit.
800
00:33:04,423 --> 00:33:06,058
The right way,
and the wrong way.
801
00:33:06,092 --> 00:33:08,427
And the right way is like
they say it in the Bible.
802
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:10,562
Roll that shit, light that shit,
smoke that shit.
803
00:33:10,596 --> 00:33:12,765
They ain't say nothin' about
plug it up in the Bible and all,
804
00:33:12,799 --> 00:33:14,867
vaporize, and make it disappear.
805
00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:16,202
Come on, man.
806
00:33:16,235 --> 00:33:17,636
Two more hits from the bong.
807
00:33:17,669 --> 00:33:19,004
Top this shit off.
808
00:33:19,037 --> 00:33:21,440
All right.
809
00:33:26,278 --> 00:33:28,314
[ snoring ]
810
00:33:33,384 --> 00:33:34,453
Pst.
811
00:33:34,486 --> 00:33:35,587
Hey, D-Street!
812
00:33:35,621 --> 00:33:39,024
You want some weed?
813
00:33:39,057 --> 00:33:41,426
There are niggas tryin' to stop
me from smokin' this weed.
814
00:33:41,459 --> 00:33:42,727
I smoke it everywhere.
815
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,828
Anywhere.
816
00:33:43,861 --> 00:33:44,863
All day, everyday.
817
00:33:44,896 --> 00:33:47,365
All herb..
818
00:33:47,398 --> 00:33:49,434
I'm gonna go to Yale.
819
00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:51,269
Smokin' all the weed.
820
00:33:53,538 --> 00:33:56,041
Yeah.
821
00:33:56,074 --> 00:33:59,877
What's up, baby girl?
822
00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:03,614
I'm just lookin'
over this homework
823
00:34:03,648 --> 00:34:06,952
I really need some help
824
00:34:06,985 --> 00:34:09,454
You want to study with me?
825
00:34:09,487 --> 00:34:10,988
That'd be nice.
826
00:34:11,021 --> 00:34:12,723
Yeah.
827
00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:16,826
♪ I wanna go steady ♪
828
00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:20,465
♪ Baby, would you
be my buddy? ♪
829
00:34:20,498 --> 00:34:23,400
♪ And help me with my project ♪
830
00:34:23,433 --> 00:34:26,770
♪ 'Cause you are
who I roll with ♪
831
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,439
♪ Honestly, I know where ♪
832
00:34:28,473 --> 00:34:31,308
♪ Take me, boo, you're
the one I wanna go with ♪
833
00:34:31,341 --> 00:34:32,409
♪ Five days out the week ♪
834
00:34:32,442 --> 00:34:33,810
♪ My stay's off the street ♪
835
00:34:33,843 --> 00:34:35,279
♪ It pays to be discreet ♪
836
00:34:35,312 --> 00:34:37,180
♪ Your fragrance is sweet ♪
837
00:34:37,213 --> 00:34:40,084
♪ Honeydew, money due,
but this ain't 'bout no money ♪
838
00:34:40,117 --> 00:34:42,952
♪ This is about me and you,
makin' oh, take it from me ♪
839
00:34:42,986 --> 00:34:44,488
♪ First day of school
I'm lookin'...♪
840
00:34:44,521 --> 00:34:47,156
Oh, Mr. Johnson.
841
00:34:50,027 --> 00:34:52,229
[ bell rings ]
842
00:34:54,498 --> 00:34:55,465
Hey, yo, Mac.
843
00:34:55,499 --> 00:34:56,499
I know you got that fire.
844
00:34:56,532 --> 00:34:57,500
Let me get some, though.
845
00:34:57,533 --> 00:34:58,968
Yeah, hook it up.
846
00:34:59,002 --> 00:35:03,807
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday
for the weed you give me today.
847
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,341
I know you got that loud, man.
848
00:35:05,374 --> 00:35:06,542
You know what I'm sayin'?
849
00:35:06,575 --> 00:35:07,810
Why don't you swing
some over here, bro?
850
00:35:31,633 --> 00:35:35,904
Socrates said,
"I think, therefore I am".
851
00:35:35,938 --> 00:35:40,108
Or some other famous
philosopher said,
852
00:35:40,142 --> 00:35:43,446
"I am what I am, what I am"
853
00:35:46,414 --> 00:35:48,951
"what I am".
854
00:35:56,124 --> 00:35:57,993
Mind if I...
855
00:35:59,127 --> 00:36:01,329
Yeah.
856
00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:07,102
So, let me ask you something.
857
00:36:07,135 --> 00:36:09,036
You mind when people
call you Knees Down?
858
00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:10,638
Hell no, man.
859
00:36:10,672 --> 00:36:13,307
You know how I got that name?
860
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,341
Mm-mm.
861
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,211
Jenny Billings.
862
00:36:17,979 --> 00:36:21,215
Thank God you're only paralyzed
from the knees down!
863
00:36:21,983 --> 00:36:23,617
You're my white bitch.
864
00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:24,918
You're my little white bitch!
865
00:36:26,554 --> 00:36:29,390
I gotta get out of here, man.
866
00:36:29,423 --> 00:36:30,725
Thanks for the toke, though.
867
00:36:30,758 --> 00:36:31,893
Yeah, man.
868
00:36:31,926 --> 00:36:33,160
All good.
869
00:36:33,194 --> 00:36:34,928
Your speech still sucks.
870
00:36:36,129 --> 00:36:37,865
There's some dumb motherfuckers.
871
00:36:37,899 --> 00:36:39,300
Look at this thing here.
872
00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:42,269
Your mama shoulda aborted
that motherfucker.
873
00:36:42,303 --> 00:36:43,804
What the fuck is this?
874
00:36:43,837 --> 00:36:45,406
Another dumbass nigga...
875
00:36:46,907 --> 00:36:48,009
Mac! What's happenin'?
876
00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:49,743
Not much. What's up wit you?
877
00:36:49,776 --> 00:36:53,514
Do you realize that you are
a fifteen-year senior?
878
00:36:53,547 --> 00:36:54,515
Dumb as a box of rocks.
879
00:36:54,548 --> 00:36:55,882
Oh, really?
Yeah.
880
00:36:55,916 --> 00:36:59,886
Do you realize that every
morning when you come to school,
881
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,889
teaching the class, your breath
smells like cigarettes,
882
00:37:02,923 --> 00:37:05,125
booty, and donuts?
883
00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:06,759
Okay, come on,
w-w-where my shit at?
884
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,694
I don't want to sit and play
all day, man, come on.
885
00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:10,130
Let me show you this shit.
886
00:37:10,163 --> 00:37:11,532
This is that thing
that killed John Wayne.
887
00:37:11,565 --> 00:37:13,166
You see that thing
right there?
888
00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:14,800
Yeah.
889
00:37:14,835 --> 00:37:16,236
Mm-hmm.
890
00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:17,970
Okay, come on with it.
Quit playin'.
891
00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:20,774
You gonna get me fired
and you busted.
892
00:37:20,807 --> 00:37:22,542
Look, don't let the wrong person
get this in their hand,
893
00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:23,543
okay, Mac?
894
00:37:23,576 --> 00:37:25,010
I won't, I won't, I won't.
895
00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:27,212
Matter of fact, it's actually
in the wrong hands right now.
896
00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:28,380
Hey, hey.
Don't play with me, boy.
897
00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:29,782
Mac!
898
00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,251
Overgrown student!
899
00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:34,920
[ knock on door ]
900
00:37:34,954 --> 00:37:36,288
It's open.
901
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:43,729
Yo, D-Street, what you
got in the box, nigga?
902
00:37:43,763 --> 00:37:46,699
Our chemistry experiment.
903
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:50,169
But bigger, I've been working on
this alternative energy source,
904
00:37:50,202 --> 00:37:51,503
which if successful,
905
00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:53,339
could change everything
about how we consume energy
906
00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:54,540
in this country.
907
00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:57,442
Shit, the world.
908
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,011
Well, let's change the world.
909
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,649
This is what we're making.
910
00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:06,485
The catalytic ingredient.
911
00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:11,289
♪ I wake up early in the
morning and it feels so good ♪
912
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:13,057
Damn.
913
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:18,129
So if X equals the square
root of CQ minus 2X,
914
00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:19,898
then the catalytic ingredient
915
00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:22,266
should yield a brand
new energy source.
916
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,937
And if I plug the lamp
into there,
917
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:29,040
guess what we'll get?
918
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,275
Bam.
919
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,876
Energy.
920
00:38:34,778 --> 00:38:37,649
You have no idea what
I'm talking about, do you?
921
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:38,817
Mm-mm.
922
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,051
Let me show you.
923
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:42,686
What the...?
924
00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:46,858
Fuck, man.
925
00:38:46,891 --> 00:38:49,493
That was very energetic.
926
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,429
Yeah buddy!
927
00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:59,537
I'd like to welcome y'all to
the third annual Hemptethalon,
928
00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:00,938
brought to you by yours truly.
929
00:39:00,971 --> 00:39:02,640
Golf clap.
Golf clap.
930
00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:03,841
Yes, Sir.
931
00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:05,342
If you don't know,
you won't know,
932
00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:08,246
you in the presence of
the two-time defending champion,
933
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:09,880
Knees Down.
934
00:39:09,913 --> 00:39:11,949
I smoke weed for a living.
935
00:39:11,982 --> 00:39:15,885
First event we gonna
do is called The Style.
936
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:17,720
Check this out.
937
00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:21,591
Oooh, that shit weak.
938
00:39:21,624 --> 00:39:23,093
[ unintelligible chatter ]
939
00:39:25,695 --> 00:39:27,363
What you gonna do?
940
00:39:29,365 --> 00:39:30,667
Eh.
941
00:39:32,569 --> 00:39:34,504
Let me show you how we do it
on the Discovery Channel.
942
00:39:34,537 --> 00:39:35,905
Let me show you something.
943
00:39:48,617 --> 00:39:50,586
That's some motherfuckin'
planet,
944
00:39:52,021 --> 00:39:53,556
look at- Did you see that?
You like that?
945
00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:54,857
Hmm.
946
00:39:54,891 --> 00:39:56,092
It's your turn.
947
00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:57,459
Represent your side.
948
00:39:57,493 --> 00:39:58,694
You better come with it
'cause the homey just...
949
00:39:58,727 --> 00:40:01,363
represented real tough.
950
00:40:09,438 --> 00:40:12,007
Is that a gun
from Modern Warfare?
951
00:40:14,176 --> 00:40:15,611
Final round.
952
00:40:15,644 --> 00:40:17,246
Let me go in and lock
this shit down,
953
00:40:17,279 --> 00:40:19,214
'cause I got some shit that
I know y'all can't fuck with.
954
00:40:19,247 --> 00:40:21,116
Check this out.
955
00:40:27,789 --> 00:40:30,525
Oh, shit.
956
00:40:30,558 --> 00:40:33,094
Is that- is that Casper?
957
00:40:33,128 --> 00:40:34,463
Yes, Sir.
958
00:40:37,265 --> 00:40:38,800
We got this covered.
959
00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,001
Watch this.
960
00:40:40,035 --> 00:40:41,402
You guys about
to lose right now.
961
00:40:41,436 --> 00:40:43,538
You ain't ready!
962
00:40:59,119 --> 00:41:01,121
She tooted and pooted.
963
00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:04,992
Shotgun!
964
00:41:05,025 --> 00:41:08,229
Shotgun!
965
00:41:08,263 --> 00:41:09,930
I ain't here to blow
none of that shit.
966
00:41:09,964 --> 00:41:11,966
You can have
that motherfucker.
967
00:41:14,234 --> 00:41:16,436
And that, all of that shit.
968
00:41:16,470 --> 00:41:18,105
Put that down here.
969
00:41:18,138 --> 00:41:20,074
♪
970
00:41:50,036 --> 00:41:51,405
Oh, wow.
971
00:41:51,438 --> 00:41:53,339
You did that, my nig.
972
00:41:53,372 --> 00:41:55,374
You did that.
973
00:41:57,910 --> 00:42:00,012
D-Street, man, I don't know
why we spendin' all this time
974
00:42:00,045 --> 00:42:03,182
tryin' to find a-
a renewal energy source
975
00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:06,519
when the greatest
renewable energy source
976
00:42:06,552 --> 00:42:08,354
has already been created.
977
00:42:08,387 --> 00:42:10,122
Yeah, well what's that?
978
00:42:10,155 --> 00:42:12,358
Pussy.
979
00:42:12,391 --> 00:42:14,760
When you wake up in the morning,
what you think about?
980
00:42:14,793 --> 00:42:16,362
Pussy.
981
00:42:16,395 --> 00:42:18,030
When you're makin' some money,
what you go out and spend it on?
982
00:42:18,063 --> 00:42:19,531
Pussy.
983
00:42:19,564 --> 00:42:22,167
Well I know if we get
this catalytic ingredient,
984
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,237
you know what we gonna
be getting a lot of?
985
00:42:24,270 --> 00:42:25,304
What?
986
00:42:25,338 --> 00:42:26,872
Pussy.
987
00:42:31,609 --> 00:42:33,546
Fuck!
988
00:42:33,579 --> 00:42:35,147
I think I know what you need.
989
00:42:40,752 --> 00:42:42,287
I like your friend, Big Mac.
990
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,222
He's cute.
991
00:42:48,226 --> 00:42:50,127
Lay back, baby.
992
00:43:01,172 --> 00:43:03,207
Yo, Mac.
993
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,477
I feel crazy.
994
00:43:05,510 --> 00:43:07,279
Hold this.
995
00:43:07,312 --> 00:43:08,413
Shoot it up a little bit more.
996
00:43:08,446 --> 00:43:10,181
Add a little more power
to the woo-wa.
997
00:43:14,018 --> 00:43:15,719
So...
998
00:43:15,752 --> 00:43:17,221
so what mixture is this?
999
00:43:17,254 --> 00:43:21,558
This is that medicinal
mixed with the medical.
1000
00:43:21,592 --> 00:43:24,295
You know what I'm talking
about? That space-age shit.
1001
00:43:24,328 --> 00:43:28,299
Which one's the medicinal,
and which one's the medical?
1002
00:43:28,332 --> 00:43:32,569
Well, in a terminology that
most doctors can understand,
1003
00:43:32,603 --> 00:43:35,839
this right here is the medical.
1004
00:43:35,872 --> 00:43:38,609
And this right here
is the medicinal.
1005
00:43:38,642 --> 00:43:42,278
And that's what gives
it that superfragilistic,
1006
00:43:42,313 --> 00:43:45,148
you know, next level high.
1007
00:43:45,181 --> 00:43:47,917
You know, that other
extreme uh, uh, uh,
1008
00:43:47,951 --> 00:43:51,187
orbited, Saturn,
you know, Pluto...
1009
00:43:51,221 --> 00:43:52,523
Right.
1010
00:43:52,556 --> 00:43:56,792
I think it's me allowing myself
to become intergalactic
1011
00:43:56,826 --> 00:44:00,030
and with the planetary
pleasure principle
1012
00:44:00,063 --> 00:44:04,667
of the dedication
of the inauguration.
1013
00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:11,274
Also, about the segregation of
the cultivation of everything.
1014
00:44:11,307 --> 00:44:12,442
Right.
1015
00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:13,643
Like, I'm like,
you know,
1016
00:44:13,676 --> 00:44:15,311
I feel like I'm like
Captain Kirk, right?
1017
00:44:15,345 --> 00:44:17,947
And I feel like,
like Doctor Spock.
1018
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:20,682
And this bitch right here
is like Darth Vader.
1019
00:44:24,153 --> 00:44:26,789
Fuckin' bitch.
1020
00:44:26,822 --> 00:44:28,257
Is that the bitch
paging you again?
1021
00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:29,491
That's the bitch, again, man.
1022
00:44:29,524 --> 00:44:30,825
This is what I want to do.
1023
00:44:30,859 --> 00:44:35,130
I want us to go to another
planet called Pimpatarium.
1024
00:44:35,164 --> 00:44:37,699
And once we go there,
hand me the telephone,
1025
00:44:37,732 --> 00:44:41,470
and let me tell you how
I would address the bitch.
1026
00:44:41,503 --> 00:44:43,138
Oh, shit.
1027
00:44:43,172 --> 00:44:44,139
Hello.
1028
00:44:44,173 --> 00:44:45,140
Yeah, bitch.
1029
00:44:45,174 --> 00:44:46,141
Where's my money, bitch.
1030
00:44:46,175 --> 00:44:47,142
No, bitch.
1031
00:44:47,176 --> 00:44:49,178
Hi, bitch.
Bye, bitch.
1032
00:44:49,211 --> 00:44:51,780
And in case you didn't get it,
let me text it to you bitch.
1033
00:44:51,813 --> 00:44:54,083
Why can't I just say
stuff like that, man?
1034
00:44:54,116 --> 00:44:55,317
Hi, bitch.
1035
00:44:55,350 --> 00:44:56,451
Bye, bitch.
1036
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:57,986
No, bitch.
1037
00:44:58,019 --> 00:45:00,755
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
1038
00:45:00,789 --> 00:45:02,757
I just saved bitch
in there as one button.
1039
00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:05,394
One touch.
1040
00:45:05,427 --> 00:45:06,661
Bitch.
1041
00:45:06,695 --> 00:45:07,996
[ knock on door ]
1042
00:45:14,368 --> 00:45:15,937
What the hell
is going on in here?
1043
00:45:17,472 --> 00:45:19,373
Oh my God, these aren't
real, are they?
1044
00:45:19,407 --> 00:45:22,376
How did you even find me,
anyway?
1045
00:45:22,410 --> 00:45:24,244
I tracked your phone
using the "Find Me" app.
1046
00:45:24,278 --> 00:45:25,747
Stalker.
1047
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:27,448
Is this man holding
you against your will?
1048
00:45:27,481 --> 00:45:29,918
Have you been drugged?
1049
00:45:29,951 --> 00:45:31,018
Oh, you better believe it.
1050
00:45:31,052 --> 00:45:32,453
He drugged like a motherfucker.
1051
00:45:32,486 --> 00:45:33,721
I'm calling my daddy.
1052
00:45:33,754 --> 00:45:34,855
Yo!
1053
00:45:34,888 --> 00:45:35,923
Chill the fuck out.
1054
00:45:35,956 --> 00:45:37,825
I am warning you,
Devin Overstreet,
1055
00:45:37,859 --> 00:45:41,061
your very future
hangs in the balance!
1056
00:45:41,094 --> 00:45:42,796
You come with me right now.
1057
00:45:44,431 --> 00:45:47,335
I'll count to five.
1058
00:45:47,368 --> 00:45:48,469
One...
1059
00:45:48,502 --> 00:45:51,505
two, three, four, five.
1060
00:45:51,539 --> 00:45:53,807
Now get your punk ass out
of here before I break a bitch.
1061
00:45:59,947 --> 00:46:00,981
I know, D-Street.
1062
00:46:01,014 --> 00:46:02,115
Puppy love.
1063
00:46:02,149 --> 00:46:03,516
That shit hurt.
1064
00:46:05,552 --> 00:46:08,154
Man, let's go get some bitches.
1065
00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:15,762
Man, Mac,
where are you taking me?
1066
00:46:15,795 --> 00:46:17,129
You said you
wanted some, right?
1067
00:46:17,163 --> 00:46:20,533
Yeah, but,
not in no shady alley.
1068
00:46:22,735 --> 00:46:24,103
Can I help you?
1069
00:46:24,136 --> 00:46:25,805
Uh, can we speak
with mamasan?
1070
00:46:25,838 --> 00:46:27,406
Mamasan!
1071
00:46:32,345 --> 00:46:34,113
What you want?
1072
00:46:34,146 --> 00:46:36,515
I'm trying to get my boy hooked
up with some of that good, good.
1073
00:46:36,548 --> 00:46:37,549
Okay.
1074
00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:38,717
How much you have?
1075
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,586
It depends on what he gets.
1076
00:46:40,619 --> 00:46:42,288
Oh, you- you just
talking about him?
1077
00:46:42,321 --> 00:46:43,289
What about for you?
1078
00:46:43,322 --> 00:46:44,290
Are you gay?
1079
00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:46,425
Look, baby, I love women.
1080
00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:48,427
I just don't pay for pussy.
1081
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:50,128
I don't pay for pussy either.
1082
00:46:50,161 --> 00:46:52,264
What you mean you no pay
for the pussy?
1083
00:46:52,298 --> 00:46:54,200
Everybody pay for the pussy.
1084
00:46:54,233 --> 00:46:56,435
Pussy make the world go round.
1085
00:46:56,468 --> 00:46:57,969
I got three-fifty on it.
1086
00:46:58,003 --> 00:46:59,471
Okay, what kind of girl
you like?
1087
00:46:59,505 --> 00:47:00,505
I'm not really sure.
1088
00:47:00,538 --> 00:47:02,073
Come, I just give you
white girl.
1089
00:47:02,107 --> 00:47:04,876
USDA approved, no MSG, okay?
1090
00:47:04,910 --> 00:47:06,378
Take care of him.
Go, go, go.
1091
00:47:06,412 --> 00:47:07,613
And you?
1092
00:47:07,646 --> 00:47:09,180
You pay for your friend,
the pussy?
1093
00:47:09,214 --> 00:47:10,916
But you no get
no pussy for you?
1094
00:47:10,949 --> 00:47:12,483
I give you what you like.
1095
00:47:12,517 --> 00:47:14,386
I break your ball
into eight pieces.
1096
00:47:15,754 --> 00:47:17,923
♪
1097
00:48:07,303 --> 00:48:09,306
They let you smoke
on the job?
1098
00:48:09,339 --> 00:48:10,507
No.
1099
00:48:10,540 --> 00:48:11,976
That's a damn shame.
1100
00:48:12,009 --> 00:48:13,210
You know?
1101
00:48:17,380 --> 00:48:18,615
Now that's what
I'm talkin' about.
1102
00:48:18,648 --> 00:48:19,616
You know what
I'm sayin'?
1103
00:48:19,649 --> 00:48:21,985
Yeah.
Yeah.
1104
00:48:22,018 --> 00:48:23,653
I got a confession though.
1105
00:48:23,687 --> 00:48:24,721
What's up?
1106
00:48:24,754 --> 00:48:26,189
That was my first time.
1107
00:48:26,222 --> 00:48:27,223
With a masseuse?
1108
00:48:27,256 --> 00:48:28,591
Nah, with a vagina.
1109
00:48:28,624 --> 00:48:31,895
Ashley's like saving herself
for marriage,
1110
00:48:31,928 --> 00:48:34,463
so I only get to fuck her
in the ass.
1111
00:48:34,497 --> 00:48:35,999
Nigga, what?
1112
00:48:36,032 --> 00:48:37,233
Yeah.
1113
00:48:37,266 --> 00:48:39,335
Fuck that.
1114
00:48:39,368 --> 00:48:41,137
Let's celebrate.
1115
00:48:41,170 --> 00:48:42,305
Yeah.
1116
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,142
♪
1117
00:48:51,615 --> 00:48:55,284
I am running
a legitimate business.
1118
00:48:55,318 --> 00:48:57,553
Tough break, rook.
1119
00:48:57,586 --> 00:48:58,954
I guess that's what
you get for going out
1120
00:48:58,987 --> 00:49:01,357
for a little late night
beef jerky.
1121
00:49:01,390 --> 00:49:02,358
I got more than that.
1122
00:49:02,391 --> 00:49:03,826
Ah, that's good.
1123
00:49:03,859 --> 00:49:05,928
I'll keep that in mind
when I write up my report.
1124
00:49:12,535 --> 00:49:13,502
Hey, what's happening?
1125
00:49:13,536 --> 00:49:14,503
What y'all up in here for?
1126
00:49:14,537 --> 00:49:15,504
Weed.
Weed.
1127
00:49:15,538 --> 00:49:17,005
Weed? Nigga,
weed ain't even a case
1128
00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:18,740
four or five
of them motherfuckers.
1129
00:49:18,774 --> 00:49:20,108
They're gonna throw
that shit right on out.
1130
00:49:20,142 --> 00:49:21,143
Time to get straight.
1131
00:49:21,176 --> 00:49:22,677
Yeah.
1132
00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:26,448
So, which one of y'all I get
to fuck in the ass first?
1133
00:49:26,481 --> 00:49:27,815
Him.
1134
00:49:27,850 --> 00:49:30,017
Y'all need
to make up your mind,
1135
00:49:30,051 --> 00:49:32,219
'cause uh,
I got plenty of time.
1136
00:49:35,023 --> 00:49:36,524
Now D, man, now you need
to chill out, man.
1137
00:49:36,558 --> 00:49:37,525
Calm down.
1138
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:39,026
Man, I am down.
1139
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:41,128
Like rock bottom down.
1140
00:49:41,162 --> 00:49:43,330
I gave my virginity
to a stripper,
1141
00:49:43,364 --> 00:49:45,267
got thrown in jail.
1142
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:47,068
Man, I ruined my life.
1143
00:49:48,570 --> 00:49:52,673
Well, technically you gave your
virginity to Ashley's a-piece.
1144
00:49:55,008 --> 00:49:56,578
Yeah, I might not
have been cool before,
1145
00:49:56,611 --> 00:49:58,580
but at least I had a future.
1146
00:49:58,613 --> 00:50:00,782
I ain't tryin'
to end up like you.
1147
00:50:00,815 --> 00:50:02,683
Fifteen years
of high school?
1148
00:50:02,716 --> 00:50:04,985
Fuck that.
1149
00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:06,888
Overstreet?
1150
00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:07,955
Yeah.
1151
00:50:07,989 --> 00:50:09,556
You made bail.
1152
00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:11,192
So that's how it is?
1153
00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:12,726
I guess it's like that.
1154
00:50:22,903 --> 00:50:25,505
Nigga, you ain't fuckin' shit.
1155
00:50:25,538 --> 00:50:26,840
Ain't that some shit!
1156
00:50:26,873 --> 00:50:29,076
Man, Mac just spent three
hundred and fifty dollars
1157
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:31,111
gettin' this nigga
a fine piece of pussy,
1158
00:50:31,144 --> 00:50:33,714
and he gonna turn his back
on him just like that?
1159
00:50:33,747 --> 00:50:36,082
Man, this got me
fucked up right now.
1160
00:50:38,084 --> 00:50:39,953
Come on, fellas,
tighten up, man. Damn.
1161
00:50:39,986 --> 00:50:41,555
[ bell rings ]
1162
00:50:41,588 --> 00:50:42,856
I know, you're sorry.
1163
00:50:42,889 --> 00:50:44,824
And yes, I forgive you.
1164
00:50:44,857 --> 00:50:46,992
Our future is still intact.
1165
00:50:47,026 --> 00:50:48,828
My dad has an old
fraternity brother
1166
00:50:48,861 --> 00:50:51,097
who golfs with the mayor
who called the D.A.
1167
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,366
who agreed
to drop the charges.
1168
00:50:53,399 --> 00:50:55,968
Membership in Club Ashley
has its privileges.
1169
00:50:56,001 --> 00:50:57,236
Yeah, but what about Mac?
1170
00:50:57,269 --> 00:50:58,838
Well, that's the best part.
1171
00:50:58,871 --> 00:51:00,073
He's gonna take the fall.
1172
00:51:00,106 --> 00:51:02,108
He tried to ruin
your life, right?
1173
00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:05,110
It's not like he tried
to force me to do anything.
1174
00:51:05,144 --> 00:51:06,546
I did it--
1175
00:51:06,579 --> 00:51:09,514
By the way, somebody's
gonna get some if he's lucky.
1176
00:51:09,548 --> 00:51:11,717
We'll have the same guilt-free
fun without all the mess.
1177
00:51:11,751 --> 00:51:13,319
Yay!
1178
00:51:19,224 --> 00:51:21,059
Hey, babies.
1179
00:51:21,092 --> 00:51:22,395
Hola, papi.
1180
00:51:25,731 --> 00:51:27,866
First of all, I want to thank
y'all for rescuing my ass.
1181
00:51:27,899 --> 00:51:29,134
No problem.
1182
00:51:29,168 --> 00:51:30,369
Hey, you know I'm gonna
pay you back.
1183
00:51:30,402 --> 00:51:31,536
Why don't we go
back to my place
1184
00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:34,506
and you can
pay me back right now?
1185
00:51:34,539 --> 00:51:37,976
Baby, right now,
I'm currently a one-ho-bro.
1186
00:51:38,009 --> 00:51:39,844
Who am I supposed to do
in the meantime?
1187
00:51:39,878 --> 00:51:41,613
I don't know.
1188
00:51:41,646 --> 00:51:43,415
What about her?
1189
00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:04,969
[ mumbles ]
1190
00:52:21,952 --> 00:52:24,688
Wait a minute.
1191
00:52:34,031 --> 00:52:36,866
Oh shit!
1192
00:52:39,337 --> 00:52:42,005
And next up to present
their final project
1193
00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:45,308
are Devin and Mac.
1194
00:52:45,342 --> 00:52:49,913
Actually, I'm going
to be doing this one solo.
1195
00:52:49,947 --> 00:52:52,682
Well I- I've been trying
to develop an alternative fuel
1196
00:52:52,715 --> 00:52:54,851
from a mix of all
natural substances,
1197
00:52:54,884 --> 00:52:57,153
but the mix
was highly volatile
1198
00:52:57,186 --> 00:53:00,557
and we couldn't find a catalyst
to help stabilize the compound
1199
00:53:00,590 --> 00:53:02,059
and supercharge the fuel.
1200
00:53:02,092 --> 00:53:03,059
Uh, I'm sorry.
1201
00:53:03,093 --> 00:53:06,395
What was this magical catalyst?
1202
00:53:06,428 --> 00:53:10,333
Delta-nine-tetrahydrocannabino.
1203
00:53:10,367 --> 00:53:12,702
Isn't that the main
chemical in...
1204
00:53:12,735 --> 00:53:14,671
Marijuana, motherfucker.
1205
00:53:14,704 --> 00:53:16,505
Also known as THC.
1206
00:53:16,538 --> 00:53:17,974
Now what I did was
1207
00:53:18,007 --> 00:53:20,843
I cross-pollinated
genetically superior weed
1208
00:53:20,877 --> 00:53:22,945
to create a master weed
with properties
1209
00:53:22,979 --> 00:53:26,448
never before
enjoyed by mankind.
1210
00:53:26,482 --> 00:53:28,517
Now check this out.
1211
00:53:40,496 --> 00:53:42,731
Motherfucker.
1212
00:53:42,765 --> 00:53:44,800
And you do know that.
1213
00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:46,802
That was good.
1214
00:53:51,472 --> 00:53:53,842
[ cheering ]
1215
00:53:53,875 --> 00:53:56,645
This is only
the beginning, people.
1216
00:53:56,678 --> 00:53:58,680
Can we turn on a light bulb
using cannabis?
1217
00:53:58,714 --> 00:54:00,248
Yes we can.
1218
00:54:00,281 --> 00:54:01,482
Where does the future lie?
1219
00:54:01,516 --> 00:54:03,251
No more gas-powered cars?
1220
00:54:03,284 --> 00:54:05,286
Let's make them
cannabis-powered.
1221
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,455
Can we do that?
Yes we can.
1222
00:54:07,488 --> 00:54:10,425
If we start now, we can build
the world's first weed-powered
1223
00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:12,760
rocket ship that flies
to the moon.
1224
00:54:12,793 --> 00:54:13,761
Yes we can.
1225
00:54:13,794 --> 00:54:15,463
Hemp-powered computer chips,
1226
00:54:15,496 --> 00:54:17,465
a hemp-island that's
free of pollution,
1227
00:54:17,498 --> 00:54:21,135
a hoverboard made with a bunch
of light and fluffy sativa nubs.
1228
00:54:21,168 --> 00:54:23,303
Can we create a greener
world using maryjane?
1229
00:54:23,337 --> 00:54:24,604
Yes we can.
1230
00:54:24,638 --> 00:54:28,743
Today, right now, Yes we can!
1231
00:54:28,776 --> 00:54:30,478
Yes we can!
1232
00:54:30,511 --> 00:54:32,412
Yes we can!
1233
00:54:37,385 --> 00:54:39,520
Mac.
1234
00:54:39,554 --> 00:54:41,188
Mac, wait.
1235
00:54:43,390 --> 00:54:45,425
One more test.
1236
00:54:45,459 --> 00:54:48,362
Well you better get ready,
'cause I'm taking you out.
1237
00:54:48,395 --> 00:54:49,697
You pass that test,
1238
00:54:49,730 --> 00:54:52,366
and we are definitely
staying in.
1239
00:54:52,399 --> 00:54:54,033
I can dig that.
1240
00:55:08,615 --> 00:55:12,051
Some of you kids' breath
smells like adult toys.
1241
00:55:14,888 --> 00:55:17,523
You knew it was test time.
1242
00:55:17,556 --> 00:55:20,394
Some of you females
is dumb in here.
1243
00:55:20,427 --> 00:55:23,830
And you my OG senior friend...
1244
00:55:23,863 --> 00:55:25,899
I know you're gonna
flunk the test.
1245
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,467
Excuse me, Mr. Armstrong.
1246
00:55:28,501 --> 00:55:29,869
Mr. Skinnfloot.
1247
00:55:29,903 --> 00:55:31,705
It's come to my attention
that one of your students
1248
00:55:31,738 --> 00:55:35,141
might have gotten his hands
on a copy of your test.
1249
00:55:35,174 --> 00:55:36,175
No.
1250
00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:39,878
The student in question
is Mr. Johnson.
1251
00:55:39,912 --> 00:55:41,715
No, Mr. Johnson!
1252
00:55:41,748 --> 00:55:42,916
Ah, no, that's bullshit.
1253
00:55:42,949 --> 00:55:44,350
An elegant defense.
1254
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,952
But I'm afraid you'll have
to prove your innocence
1255
00:55:46,985 --> 00:55:50,122
by taking a test administered
by yours truly.
1256
00:55:50,155 --> 00:55:51,324
Mr. Skinnfloot,
1257
00:55:51,357 --> 00:55:53,559
are you really qualified
to do such a thing?
1258
00:55:53,592 --> 00:55:55,494
My number one love in life,
1259
00:55:55,528 --> 00:55:59,397
after the trimming
of beautiful bonsai trees,
1260
00:55:59,431 --> 00:56:02,401
is the art of mathematics.
1261
00:56:05,604 --> 00:56:09,774
Simply solve this little
equation and you graduate.
1262
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:15,313
Why?
1263
00:56:15,347 --> 00:56:16,314
Why?
1264
00:56:16,348 --> 00:56:17,882
For the past fifteen years
1265
00:56:17,915 --> 00:56:20,685
you have made a mockery
of the very educational system
1266
00:56:20,718 --> 00:56:23,187
I've sworn to protect.
1267
00:56:23,220 --> 00:56:25,157
And because you've
made my life hell
1268
00:56:25,190 --> 00:56:27,425
with your marijuana
related hijinks.
1269
00:56:27,459 --> 00:56:31,729
But most of all,
the reason I'm doing this
1270
00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:37,134
is so I can fill Miss Huck
with my man seed.
1271
00:56:40,471 --> 00:56:42,139
No.
1272
00:56:42,173 --> 00:56:44,375
Y is the answer.
1273
00:56:44,408 --> 00:56:46,811
Y.
1274
00:56:46,844 --> 00:56:48,179
Y...
1275
00:56:48,946 --> 00:56:51,382
is correct.
1276
00:56:51,415 --> 00:56:53,450
Now give me my diploma, bitch.
1277
00:56:53,484 --> 00:56:54,651
Can you believe it?
1278
00:56:54,685 --> 00:56:55,920
Mac is finally gonna graduate
1279
00:56:55,953 --> 00:56:58,355
after fifteen years
of high school.
1280
00:56:58,389 --> 00:56:59,556
And you know what that mean.
1281
00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:01,225
Miss Huck can finally get it.
1282
00:57:01,258 --> 00:57:02,926
Devin got his speech ready
1283
00:57:02,959 --> 00:57:06,229
and he's still lettin' that same
punk-ass girlfriend hang around.
1284
00:57:06,262 --> 00:57:08,899
Well, I guess she was good
for something.
1285
00:57:08,932 --> 00:57:11,202
Because Yale is in the house.
1286
00:57:11,235 --> 00:57:13,504
Go on and do your Ivy League
thing, D-Street.
1287
00:57:13,537 --> 00:57:15,005
Wish more brothers could.
1288
00:57:15,038 --> 00:57:17,040
Shit, I wish more
brothers would.
1289
00:57:17,073 --> 00:57:19,910
Point is, we all gotta
move on at some point.
1290
00:57:19,943 --> 00:57:23,113
So, sit back
and enjoy the celebration.
1291
00:57:36,859 --> 00:57:39,162
The scholarship guy from Yale
is here with my dad.
1292
00:57:39,195 --> 00:57:42,098
They're excited
for your speech.
1293
00:57:42,132 --> 00:57:44,300
As is the tradition here
at N. Hale High,
1294
00:57:44,334 --> 00:57:46,235
we begin our commencement
with a speech
1295
00:57:46,268 --> 00:57:49,371
from our Valedictorian,
Devin Overstreet.
1296
00:57:58,814 --> 00:58:02,017
High school.
1297
00:58:02,051 --> 00:58:05,888
It's the best of times,
it's the worst of times.
1298
00:58:05,921 --> 00:58:07,522
It's...
1299
00:58:12,795 --> 00:58:14,163
I vast in the moment.
1300
00:58:15,497 --> 00:58:17,166
I wish I could do that.
1301
00:58:17,899 --> 00:58:19,033
You can, homey.
1302
00:58:21,703 --> 00:58:25,840
Well actually, this is something
a friend of mine taught me.
1303
00:58:25,874 --> 00:58:27,509
And him, more than
anybody I know,
1304
00:58:27,542 --> 00:58:29,478
really loved high school.
1305
00:58:33,048 --> 00:58:35,517
♪ So what we get drunk ♪
1306
00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:37,952
♪ So what we smoke weed ♪
1307
00:58:37,986 --> 00:58:40,588
♪ We're just havin' fun ♪
1308
00:58:40,621 --> 00:58:43,424
♪ We don't care who sees ♪
1309
00:58:43,457 --> 00:58:45,760
♪ So what we go out ♪
1310
00:58:45,794 --> 00:58:48,396
♪ That's how
it's supposed to be ♪
1311
00:58:48,429 --> 00:58:52,533
♪ Living young and wild
and free ♪
1312
00:58:56,705 --> 00:58:58,940
D-Street, you rock!
1313
00:58:58,973 --> 00:59:01,342
Whoo, I want your cock!
1314
00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:03,544
♪
1315
00:59:22,329 --> 00:59:24,564
♪ So what we get drunk ♪
1316
00:59:24,597 --> 00:59:27,134
♪ So what we smoke weed ♪
1317
00:59:27,168 --> 00:59:29,603
♪ We're just havin' fun ♪
1318
00:59:29,637 --> 00:59:32,105
♪ We don't care who sees ♪
1319
00:59:32,139 --> 00:59:33,806
♪ So what we go out ♪
1320
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,074
Hey, let me get a lighter.
1321
00:59:35,108 --> 00:59:36,909
Please.
1322
00:59:36,943 --> 00:59:40,047
'Cause you know I'm high
as fuck and I forgot one.
1323
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,514
Keep that in there.
1324
00:59:43,216 --> 00:59:46,018
♪ So what, I keep a rolled up
sack in my pants ♪
1325
00:59:46,052 --> 00:59:48,488
♪ Not carin' what I show,
keep it real with my niggas ♪
1326
00:59:48,521 --> 00:59:49,857
♪ Keep a player for these hos ♪
1327
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,491
♪ And look clean, I done
washed it the other day, ♪
1328
00:59:51,524 --> 00:59:52,659
♪ watch how you lean on it ♪
1329
00:59:52,692 --> 00:59:54,361
♪ Give me some
five-oh-one jeans, ♪
1330
00:59:54,394 --> 00:59:56,228
♪ I'm gonna roll joints bigger
than King Kong's, bangers ♪
1331
00:59:56,262 --> 00:59:58,097
♪ and smokin' hos down
to their stingers ♪
1332
00:59:58,130 --> 00:59:59,966
♪ You a class clown ♪
1333
00:59:59,999 --> 01:00:01,868
♪ And if I skip for
that day with your bitch ♪
1334
01:00:01,901 --> 01:00:02,869
♪ smokin' Grade A ♪
1335
01:00:02,902 --> 01:00:04,904
♪ So what we get drunk ♪
1336
01:00:04,937 --> 01:00:07,506
♪ So what we smoke weed ♪
1337
01:00:07,539 --> 01:00:09,841
♪ We're just havin' fun ♪
1338
01:00:09,875 --> 01:00:12,545
♪ We don't care who sees ♪
1339
01:00:12,579 --> 01:00:14,881
♪ So what we go out ♪
1340
01:00:14,914 --> 01:00:17,549
♪ That's how
it's supposed to be ♪
1341
01:00:17,583 --> 01:00:22,755
♪ Livin' young and wild
and free ♪
1342
01:00:22,789 --> 01:00:25,757
Now it's time for
my valedictorian speech.
1343
01:00:26,858 --> 01:00:29,661
Y'all ready?
1344
01:00:29,695 --> 01:00:32,564
So many people in the world
still look down on marijuana.
1345
01:00:32,598 --> 01:00:34,133
What a shame.
1346
01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:35,901
No matter what field you in,
1347
01:00:35,934 --> 01:00:39,170
be it creative,
blue or white collar,
1348
01:00:39,204 --> 01:00:40,671
there are a lot
of genius motherfuckers
1349
01:00:40,705 --> 01:00:42,474
that puff herb on the regular.
1350
01:00:42,508 --> 01:00:45,143
So does that make
your dumber, slower?
1351
01:00:45,176 --> 01:00:47,646
Hell fuckin' no.
1352
01:00:47,679 --> 01:00:50,415
It opens up your mind
to new ideas.
1353
01:00:50,448 --> 01:00:52,016
Some cool song lyrics maybe,
1354
01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:53,352
a new invention,
1355
01:00:53,385 --> 01:00:56,621
a simple trick to solving
a difficult math problem,
1356
01:00:56,654 --> 01:00:58,256
or something simple as,
1357
01:00:58,289 --> 01:01:00,691
hey, I bet it'd taste good
if I put some crunched up bacon
1358
01:01:00,725 --> 01:01:02,360
in that waffle batter.
1359
01:01:02,393 --> 01:01:05,296
Call marijuana a drug
all you want.
1360
01:01:05,330 --> 01:01:07,232
Shun it all you want.
1361
01:01:07,265 --> 01:01:08,966
Be closed-minded.
1362
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,000
Think I care?
1363
01:01:10,034 --> 01:01:11,636
I pity ya.
1364
01:01:11,669 --> 01:01:15,506
We have a safe way to relax,
expand, grow our minds,
1365
01:01:15,540 --> 01:01:17,908
and all from a beautiful
wonderful smelling plant
1366
01:01:17,942 --> 01:01:19,477
that grows on this earth.
1367
01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:21,812
Look how it connected
Mac and Devin.
1368
01:01:21,846 --> 01:01:24,948
If it made two people as
different as that become homeys,
1369
01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:28,719
shit, nigga, we can do
any motherfuckin' thing.
1370
01:01:28,753 --> 01:01:30,287
And speakin' of Mac and Devin,
1371
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,923
ain't no tellin' what
they gonna get into next.
1372
01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:36,225
And I for one,
sure can't wait to find out.
1373
01:01:36,259 --> 01:01:39,696
So until next time, whenever
you feel pressured in life,
1374
01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:41,865
and when you're goin'
through hard times
1375
01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:43,233
and you need
a common denominator
1376
01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:44,801
to mellow everything out,
1377
01:01:44,834 --> 01:01:46,235
don't forget these words
of advice
1378
01:01:46,269 --> 01:01:48,472
from your good buddy,
Slow Burn.
1379
01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:50,174
Break it down, roll it up,
light it up,
1380
01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,409
and smoke weed, motherfucker!
1381
01:01:52,442 --> 01:01:53,877
Yeah!
1382
01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,444
Fire!
1383
01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:58,748
♪ Livin' young and wild
and free ♪
1384
01:01:58,782 --> 01:01:59,749
♪ Yeah ♪
1385
01:01:59,783 --> 01:02:01,318
♪ You know what ♪
1386
01:02:01,351 --> 01:02:03,987
♪ It's like I'm seventeen again,
peach fuzz on my face ♪
1387
01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:06,722
♪ Lookin' on the case tryin'
to find a hella taste ♪
1388
01:02:06,755 --> 01:02:07,756
♪ Oh my god ♪
1389
01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:08,992
♪ I'm on the chase ♪
1390
01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:10,794
♪ Chevy, is getting'
kinda heavy, ♪
1391
01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:13,129
♪ Relevant, sellin' it,
dippin' away, ♪
1392
01:02:13,162 --> 01:02:14,463
♪ time keeps slippin' away, ♪
1393
01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:16,399
♪ zippin' the safe,
flippin' for pay ♪
1394
01:02:16,432 --> 01:02:17,933
♪ Tippin' like I'm drippin'
in paint ♪
1395
01:02:17,966 --> 01:02:19,368
♪ Up front, four blunts, ♪
1396
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:20,804
♪ Khalifa put the weed in a J ♪
1397
01:02:20,837 --> 01:02:22,939
♪ So what we get drunk ♪
1398
01:02:22,972 --> 01:02:25,374
♪ So what we smoke weed ♪
1399
01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:27,843
♪ We're just havin' fun ♪
1400
01:02:27,876 --> 01:02:30,413
♪ We don't care who sees ♪
1401
01:02:30,446 --> 01:02:32,948
♪ So what we go out ♪
1402
01:02:32,982 --> 01:02:35,484
♪ That's how
it's supposed to be ♪
1403
01:02:35,518 --> 01:02:40,788
♪ Living young and wild
and free ♪
1404
01:02:40,822 --> 01:02:42,391
♪ Yeah ♪
1405
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:45,093
♪ Roll one, smoke one,
when you live like this, ♪
1406
01:02:45,127 --> 01:02:46,962
♪ you're supposed to party ♪
1407
01:02:46,995 --> 01:02:51,399
♪ Roll one, smoke one,
and we all just havin' fun ♪
1408
01:02:51,433 --> 01:02:54,036
♪ So we just roll one,
smoke one, ♪
1409
01:02:54,069 --> 01:02:56,872
♪ when you live like this
you're supposed to party ♪
1410
01:02:56,905 --> 01:03:01,175
♪ Roll one, smoke one,
and we all just havin' fun ♪
1411
01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:03,445
♪ So what we get drunk ♪
1412
01:03:03,478 --> 01:03:06,048
♪ So what we smoke weed ♪
1413
01:03:06,081 --> 01:03:08,316
♪ We're just havin' fun ♪
1414
01:03:08,350 --> 01:03:10,985
♪ We don't care who sees ♪
1415
01:03:11,018 --> 01:03:13,287
♪ So what we go out ♪
1416
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,890
♪ That's how
it's supposed to be ♪
1417
01:03:15,923 --> 01:03:20,995
♪ Living young and wild
and free ♪
1418
01:03:21,028 --> 01:03:23,464
♪ So what we get drunk ♪
1419
01:03:23,497 --> 01:03:26,067
♪ So what we smoke weed ♪
1420
01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:28,435
♪ We're just havin' fun ♪
1421
01:03:28,470 --> 01:03:31,105
♪ We don't care who sees ♪
1422
01:03:31,138 --> 01:03:33,440
♪ So what we go out ♪
1423
01:03:33,474 --> 01:03:36,077
♪ That's how
it's supposed to be ♪
1424
01:03:36,110 --> 01:03:40,181
♪ Living young and wild
and free ♪
1425
01:03:41,348 --> 01:03:44,150
♪ Yeah. ♪
1426
01:03:44,184 --> 01:03:45,753
♪ High school, man. ♪
1427
01:03:45,787 --> 01:03:48,222
Hey, Wiz, I'm gonna get with
you at third period tomorrow.
1428
01:03:48,255 --> 01:03:50,324
[ cheering ]
1429
01:04:04,805 --> 01:04:07,874
I own this pussy.
1430
01:04:07,908 --> 01:04:10,143
You can't handle
all this dick.
1431
01:04:10,176 --> 01:04:11,645
You can't handle it.
1432
01:04:11,678 --> 01:04:12,913
Knees Down!
1433
01:04:12,946 --> 01:04:14,948
♪ Have a little party
at my crib ♪
1434
01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:17,550
♪ And all the weed is rolled
that's how it is ♪
1435
01:04:17,583 --> 01:04:19,653
♪ When you fucking
with some OG niggas ♪
1436
01:04:19,686 --> 01:04:21,421
♪ Blowing OG smoke ♪
1437
01:04:21,454 --> 01:04:23,823
♪ Don't even gotta ask,
you already know ♪
1438
01:04:23,856 --> 01:04:25,458
♪ We 'bout to go ♪
1439
01:04:25,491 --> 01:04:27,893
♪ Have a little party
at my crib ♪
1440
01:04:27,927 --> 01:04:30,263
♪ And all the weed is rolled
that's how it is ♪
1441
01:04:30,296 --> 01:04:32,732
♪ When you fucking
with some OG niggas ♪
1442
01:04:32,765 --> 01:04:34,500
♪ Blowing OG smoke ♪
1443
01:04:34,534 --> 01:04:36,769
♪ Don't even gotta ask,
you already know ♪
1444
01:04:36,802 --> 01:04:38,437
♪ We 'bout to go ♪
1445
01:04:38,470 --> 01:04:39,973
♪ Young nigga
that's more famous
1446
01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:41,574
♪ than these older niggas ♪
1447
01:04:41,607 --> 01:04:44,910
♪ Young nigga got my game up
from these older niggas ♪
1448
01:04:44,944 --> 01:04:46,278
♪ Motherfuckas hear my name, ♪
1449
01:04:46,311 --> 01:04:48,013
♪ I say I told you nigga ♪
1450
01:04:48,047 --> 01:04:51,083
♪ I was taught to count my
paper 'fore I told it nigga ♪
1451
01:04:51,116 --> 01:04:54,353
♪ Now look at my chains,
all them things frozen nigga ♪
1452
01:04:54,386 --> 01:04:57,589
♪ Rolling up my Mary Jane
before I smoke it wit ya ♪
1453
01:04:57,622 --> 01:05:00,959
♪ Hit this J, I bet this be
a day you don't remember ♪
1454
01:05:00,992 --> 01:05:03,963
♪ Looking at the top and
I don't see not one condenter ♪
1455
01:05:03,996 --> 01:05:07,399
♪ Cooking out the pot, I like
my weed for lunch and dinner ♪
1456
01:05:07,432 --> 01:05:10,669
♪ Got some cookies in the jar,
OG in the blender ♪
1457
01:05:10,702 --> 01:05:14,106
♪ You paying for quantity, but
quality is what you spend for ♪
1458
01:05:14,139 --> 01:05:17,108
♪ If there's a marijuana-ology,
I'll be your mentor ♪
1459
01:05:17,141 --> 01:05:20,712
♪ And all about this chronic
leaf is what you in for ♪
1460
01:05:20,745 --> 01:05:23,582
♪ So give your parents my
apology for me again or.. ♪
1461
01:05:23,615 --> 01:05:26,485
I just did my first
motherfuckin' scene ever,
1462
01:05:26,518 --> 01:05:28,787
ever acting in history.
1463
01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:31,022
I just did it, so...
1464
01:05:31,055 --> 01:05:33,056
That nigga, the way he's
handlin' that shit, nigga.
1465
01:05:33,090 --> 01:05:34,359
That nigga got Golden Globe.
1466
01:05:34,393 --> 01:05:35,360
Nigga, watch.
1467
01:05:35,394 --> 01:05:37,561
We gonna work with it, man.
1468
01:05:37,595 --> 01:05:39,763
And if I start to suck,
just let me know.
1469
01:05:39,797 --> 01:05:42,200
Just be like, you suck.
1470
01:05:42,233 --> 01:05:44,301
You're horrible.
1471
01:05:45,837 --> 01:05:48,139
Get real, you're terrible.
1472
01:05:48,172 --> 01:05:51,275
And the Golden Globe
for best new actor...
1473
01:05:51,309 --> 01:05:53,611
Wiz Khalifa...
1474
01:05:53,644 --> 01:05:55,045
I knew it'd be big,
1475
01:05:55,078 --> 01:05:57,215
but I've never seen
anything this big.
1476
01:05:57,248 --> 01:05:59,150
Oh, baby, just put it
in your mouth.
1477
01:06:00,951 --> 01:06:03,153
It's a new black blunt I got.
1478
01:06:05,022 --> 01:06:06,857
I feel you, 'cause
it's a white blunt.
1479
01:06:08,326 --> 01:06:15,132
It's a long, fat, hot,
steamy, juicy, succulent...
1480
01:06:20,570 --> 01:06:22,405
I can't fit it
all in my mouth.
1481
01:06:22,439 --> 01:06:23,406
Yes you can, baby.
1482
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:24,741
Nice and... Go aaaah.
1483
01:06:24,774 --> 01:06:26,943
Aaaah.
1484
01:06:33,015 --> 01:06:35,017
You're a grown ass nigga
still in school.
1485
01:06:35,051 --> 01:06:36,418
That's how I really was,
for real.
1486
01:06:36,452 --> 01:06:39,289
I flunked twice.
1487
01:06:39,322 --> 01:06:41,057
How old was you
when you graduated?
1488
01:06:41,091 --> 01:06:42,692
I didn't graduate.
1489
01:06:42,725 --> 01:06:45,561
I just dropped the fuck out.
1490
01:06:45,594 --> 01:06:47,763
When I seen my little brother
in the classroom with me,
1491
01:06:47,796 --> 01:06:49,999
I was like, I'm gone.
1492
01:06:50,032 --> 01:06:51,968
Fuck that.
1493
01:06:52,001 --> 01:06:53,435
How you work this?
Just push the button--
1494
01:06:53,469 --> 01:06:54,436
Don't, it's already down.
1495
01:06:54,470 --> 01:06:55,571
All you do is hit, hit it.
1496
01:06:55,604 --> 01:06:56,772
Try it right now.
1497
01:06:56,805 --> 01:06:57,773
And this go in here?
1498
01:06:57,806 --> 01:07:00,076
Uh-huh.
1499
01:07:00,109 --> 01:07:02,444
Oh, wow.
1500
01:07:04,914 --> 01:07:06,848
You ain't got to do nothin'
but just hit it, huh?
1501
01:07:06,882 --> 01:07:09,785
That's- that's straight dope
right there, though.
1502
01:07:09,818 --> 01:07:11,287
That's cool, right?
1503
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,155
That aint' got no cut on it.
1504
01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:16,925
That's straight uncut.
1505
01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:19,027
You can taste the THC
and everything.
1506
01:07:19,060 --> 01:07:20,128
That's why it's a vaporizer.
1507
01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:21,129
Oh, wow.
1508
01:07:21,162 --> 01:07:22,864
It has everything.
1509
01:07:22,898 --> 01:07:24,366
What's up, yo?
1510
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,367
Where the bitches at?
1511
01:07:25,401 --> 01:07:27,135
They're in my pee pee hole.
1512
01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,741
Let's go, let's do it!
1513
01:07:32,774 --> 01:07:35,310
Knees Down is a kid
in a wheelchair
1514
01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:38,546
that fucks a lot of hot bitches.
1515
01:07:38,579 --> 01:07:40,481
'Cause he has a big dick.
1516
01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:41,616
I got hydraulics.
1517
01:07:41,649 --> 01:07:45,086
Hydraulics.
1518
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,722
Flippin' switches,
flippin switches,
1519
01:07:47,755 --> 01:07:49,657
flippin' switches.
1520
01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:51,626
I'm having trouble with
this word right here,
1521
01:07:51,659 --> 01:07:55,430
I can't seem to pronounce,
announciate it right.
1522
01:07:55,463 --> 01:07:58,466
So, if it's T-E-T,
that's tet.
1523
01:07:58,499 --> 01:07:59,467
Uh-huh, tet.
1524
01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:02,536
And then R-A-H
is rah.
Trah.
1525
01:08:02,569 --> 01:08:03,537
No. Rah.
1526
01:08:03,570 --> 01:08:05,273
So then, tet-rah.
1527
01:08:05,306 --> 01:08:06,441
Trah.
1528
01:08:06,474 --> 01:08:07,442
Tetra.
1529
01:08:07,475 --> 01:08:09,076
Hydro. You know that.
1530
01:08:09,109 --> 01:08:10,110
H-Y-D-R-O.
1531
01:08:10,144 --> 01:08:11,478
Yeah. Tet-
I know that word.
1532
01:08:11,511 --> 01:08:12,746
Tetrahydro.
1533
01:08:12,779 --> 01:08:13,880
Cannabino.
1534
01:08:13,913 --> 01:08:14,881
Cannabino.
1535
01:08:14,914 --> 01:08:17,652
C-A-N-N-A-B-I-N-O.
1536
01:08:17,685 --> 01:08:19,486
So, tetrahydrocannabino.
1537
01:08:19,519 --> 01:08:20,988
Yes, Mr. Johnson.
1538
01:08:21,021 --> 01:08:22,622
He's so smart.
1539
01:08:22,656 --> 01:08:24,123
He's gonna fuckin' graduate.
1540
01:08:24,157 --> 01:08:25,925
I mean, freakin' graduate.
1541
01:08:25,959 --> 01:08:27,327
Thank you.
1542
01:08:27,361 --> 01:08:28,495
Remember that?
1543
01:08:28,528 --> 01:08:29,663
What was that,
the big bad wolf?
1544
01:08:29,696 --> 01:08:32,199
Wow, what big eyes you have.
1545
01:08:32,232 --> 01:08:35,068
Yeah. The better to see this
thing I'm gonna put on you.
1546
01:08:41,641 --> 01:08:43,677
Oh Pippen, you sure
got long nails.
1547
01:08:43,710 --> 01:08:44,878
Yeah.
1548
01:08:44,911 --> 01:08:46,512
The better to backslap you with.
1549
01:08:46,545 --> 01:08:50,850
Oh, Pippen, you sure got
a lot of hair fallin' down.
1550
01:08:50,884 --> 01:08:53,352
Yeah, bitch, 'cause this
is really, really, really
1551
01:08:53,386 --> 01:08:54,921
pimpin' on a bitch.
1552
01:08:57,290 --> 01:08:58,525
All right, good!
1553
01:08:58,558 --> 01:09:00,193
Cut!
1554
01:09:03,129 --> 01:09:05,464
Is that what
you wanted to do?
1555
01:09:05,498 --> 01:09:06,899
God, damn.
1556
01:09:08,867 --> 01:09:11,270
I'm pretty sure
that's what he wanted.
1557
01:09:15,107 --> 01:09:16,709
See? That's a real
actor for you.
1558
01:09:16,742 --> 01:09:19,444
Try-try to keep your head up
so we can see your face.
1559
01:09:19,477 --> 01:09:22,515
'Cause the comedy's in your
reactions to like, you know...
1560
01:09:22,548 --> 01:09:24,250
No, the comedy
was she did that,
1561
01:09:24,283 --> 01:09:25,751
now we're good,
and you got it,
1562
01:09:25,784 --> 01:09:28,787
and you're tryin' to make her
do it all over again.
1563
01:09:28,821 --> 01:09:30,989
I just want to see you
distressed, you know?
1564
01:09:31,024 --> 01:09:33,592
You couldn't feel
my distress?
1565
01:09:35,427 --> 01:09:36,594
You want to see it, huh?
1566
01:09:36,628 --> 01:09:38,163
Yeah.
Okay, I got you.
1567
01:09:38,196 --> 01:09:40,532
I'm a actor.
1568
01:09:40,565 --> 01:09:42,334
Yes, you are.
1569
01:09:42,368 --> 01:09:44,502
You didn't ask uh,
Lawrence of Olivier
1570
01:09:44,536 --> 01:09:46,204
this shit when he was
shootin' his scene
1571
01:09:46,238 --> 01:09:49,407
on the mountaintop and he had
to stand up there for four hours
1572
01:09:49,441 --> 01:09:51,142
and do this shit over and over.
1573
01:09:51,175 --> 01:09:53,378
You didn't say, Lawrence,
how you feel?
1574
01:09:53,411 --> 01:09:54,980
You just said, action,
1575
01:09:55,013 --> 01:09:57,882
and Lawrence delivered
his lines.
1576
01:09:57,915 --> 01:09:59,351
Yeah, we liked him.
1577
01:09:59,384 --> 01:10:00,852
But get rid
of this motherfucker.
1578
01:10:00,885 --> 01:10:01,886
Let me tell you
something, nigga.
1579
01:10:01,919 --> 01:10:03,255
We dealin' with
some real niggas,
1580
01:10:03,288 --> 01:10:04,489
we don't deal with
all that shit,
1581
01:10:04,522 --> 01:10:08,225
script supervisor,
or continuity.
1582
01:10:08,259 --> 01:10:10,895
We may or we may not.
1583
01:10:13,830 --> 01:10:15,867
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1584
01:10:15,900 --> 01:10:18,102
[ beat playing ]
1585
01:10:27,244 --> 01:10:29,580
♪ Turkey bacon,
smellin' bitches ♪
1586
01:10:29,613 --> 01:10:31,982
♪ Turkey bacon,
smellin' bitches ♪
1587
01:10:32,015 --> 01:10:34,284
♪ Turkey bacon,
smellin' bitches ♪
1588
01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:36,587
♪ Turkey bacon,
smellin' bitches ♪
1589
01:10:40,124 --> 01:10:42,426
♪ Turkey bacon,
smellin' bitches ♪
1590
01:10:42,459 --> 01:10:44,594
♪ Turkey bacon,
smellin' bitches ♪
1591
01:10:44,627 --> 01:10:46,730
♪ Turkey bacon ♪
1592
01:10:46,763 --> 01:10:49,333
♪ Turkey bacon ♪
1593
01:10:49,366 --> 01:10:51,602
♪ Turkey bacon ♪
1594
01:10:51,635 --> 01:10:54,104
♪ Turkey bacon ♪
1595
01:10:54,137 --> 01:10:56,372
♪ Raisin toast ♪
1596
01:10:56,406 --> 01:10:58,275
♪ Raisin toast ♪
1597
01:10:58,309 --> 01:10:59,543
♪ Turkey bacon ♪
1598
01:10:59,576 --> 01:11:00,777
♪ Turkey bacon ♪
1599
01:11:00,811 --> 01:11:01,845
♪ Turkey bacon,
turkey bacon, ♪
1600
01:11:01,878 --> 01:11:03,279
♪ turkey bacon,
turkey bacon, ♪
1601
01:11:03,313 --> 01:11:06,216
♪ turkey bacon, turkey bacon,
smellin' bitches ♪
1602
01:11:06,249 --> 01:11:08,084
♪ Turkey bacon,
smellin' bitches ♪
1603
01:11:12,455 --> 01:11:14,190
♪ Concentrate ♪
1604
01:11:14,224 --> 01:11:15,458
♪ Every day I'm faded ♪
1605
01:11:15,491 --> 01:11:17,860
♪ Trees prepared
and properly cultivated ♪
1606
01:11:17,893 --> 01:11:20,730
♪ I nurse, I spray em' down,
no chemicals ♪
1607
01:11:20,763 --> 01:11:22,132
♪ Just me and my buddy ♪
1608
01:11:22,165 --> 01:11:23,399
♪ You hear me now? ♪
1609
01:11:23,433 --> 01:11:24,400
♪ Never treat you wrong ♪
1610
01:11:24,434 --> 01:11:25,801
♪ To each his own ♪
1611
01:11:25,835 --> 01:11:27,336
♪ Snoop and Wiz ♪
1612
01:11:27,369 --> 01:11:28,537
♪ The new Cheech and Chong ♪
1613
01:11:28,570 --> 01:11:30,640
♪ We do, we do, we do. ♪
1614
01:11:30,673 --> 01:11:31,641
♪ 'Cause we smoke ♪
1615
01:11:31,674 --> 01:11:33,008
♪ And we blow ♪
1616
01:11:33,042 --> 01:11:34,143
♪ And you know ♪
1617
01:11:34,176 --> 01:11:35,678
♪ Here we go ♪
1618
01:11:37,346 --> 01:11:40,516
♪ I'm smoking everywhere I go ♪
1619
01:11:40,550 --> 01:11:42,452
♪ No stick, no seeds,
just Al Green ♪
1620
01:11:42,485 --> 01:11:45,120
♪ I always gotta
keep one rolled ♪
1621
01:11:45,154 --> 01:11:47,689
♪ I keep that,
need that, got that ♪
1622
01:11:47,722 --> 01:11:50,258
♪ I'm rolling
every gram I own ♪
1623
01:11:50,291 --> 01:11:52,695
♪ That purp, that bomb,
that kush ♪
1624
01:11:52,728 --> 01:11:56,031
♪ Don't gotta understand,
they know ♪
1625
01:11:56,065 --> 01:11:59,734
♪ I smoke that, fire that,
good that good that ♪
1626
01:11:59,768 --> 01:12:01,837
♪ Concentrated,
everyday I'm faded ♪
1627
01:12:01,871 --> 01:12:04,506
♪ Tree's prepared
and properly cultivated ♪
1628
01:12:04,539 --> 01:12:07,208
♪ I nursed 'em, sprayed down,
no chemicals ♪
1629
01:12:07,241 --> 01:12:10,278
♪ Just me and my buddy,
ya hear me now ♪
1630
01:12:10,311 --> 01:12:13,014
♪ Never treat ya wrong,
to each his own ♪
1631
01:12:13,048 --> 01:12:15,149
♪ Snoop and Wiz
the new Cheech and Chong ♪
1632
01:12:15,183 --> 01:12:17,819
♪ We up in smoke,
making street schemes ♪
1633
01:12:17,852 --> 01:12:20,354
Wiz, do you remember the first
time you heard a Snoop song?
1634
01:12:20,388 --> 01:12:21,622
I remember I was
in preschool,
1635
01:12:21,655 --> 01:12:24,559
and my mom had one of them
ghetto-ass homegirls.
1636
01:12:24,593 --> 01:12:26,060
And uh...
1637
01:12:26,094 --> 01:12:28,362
They love you.
1638
01:12:28,396 --> 01:12:30,098
And it was when Doggy Style
first came out.
1639
01:12:30,131 --> 01:12:32,065
I was like, oh man,
what is this?
1640
01:12:32,099 --> 01:12:34,535
Like, it sounded
so crazy to me.
1641
01:12:34,569 --> 01:12:36,470
♪ High school nigga what
the fuck you think ♪
1642
01:12:36,504 --> 01:12:39,240
♪ I'm passing all my classes
with flying colors ♪
1643
01:12:39,273 --> 01:12:41,942
♪ And everyday I'm high
as a motherfucker ♪
1644
01:12:41,975 --> 01:12:43,310
When was the first time
you heard Wiz?
1645
01:12:43,343 --> 01:12:44,878
The song I love,
1646
01:12:44,912 --> 01:12:47,948
♪ but now I know I ain't
livin' right, ♪
1647
01:12:47,981 --> 01:12:49,950
♪ but it feels good. ♪
1648
01:12:49,983 --> 01:12:52,786
I'm like, oh, that's pimpin',
you know what I'm sayin'?
1649
01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:54,387
Like the way he was
in pocket in there.
1650
01:12:54,421 --> 01:12:56,524
My oldest son was playing it,
so you know,
1651
01:12:56,557 --> 01:12:58,359
he pulled me to the side
and was like, Pops,
1652
01:12:58,392 --> 01:13:00,828
you need to get with him.
1653
01:13:00,861 --> 01:13:03,630
'Cause he's the one,
not the two.
1654
01:13:03,663 --> 01:13:05,398
♪ Sun roof open,
smoking while I'm rolling ♪
1655
01:13:05,432 --> 01:13:07,468
♪ My bitches only notice
it if its potent ♪
1656
01:13:07,501 --> 01:13:10,003
♪ Bottle of Perignon,
we can go kick it by the ocean ♪
1657
01:13:10,037 --> 01:13:11,404
♪ Get in between your legs ♪
1658
01:13:11,438 --> 01:13:13,640
♪ Join roaches and ashes
all in your bed ♪
1659
01:13:13,673 --> 01:13:15,442
♪ You calling her babe,
she calling me instead ♪
1660
01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:17,009
♪ Cause I put that game
all in her head ♪
1661
01:13:17,043 --> 01:13:18,645
♪ She saw the crib,
she know that I'm balling ♪
1662
01:13:18,678 --> 01:13:20,513
♪ When he ain't have nothing
he used to stall em ♪
1663
01:13:20,547 --> 01:13:23,182
♪ Now I'm with the Boss Dogg,
all the bad hos want him ♪
1664
01:13:23,215 --> 01:13:26,352
♪ And my pockets on swole,
I'm talking Rick Ross big ♪
1665
01:13:26,385 --> 01:13:28,855
♪ And now when we shop we don't
care what the cost is ♪
1666
01:13:28,888 --> 01:13:31,324
♪ Rolling up good,
smoking that bomb shit ♪
1667
01:13:31,358 --> 01:13:34,126
♪ Blow a whole OZ,
nigga that's boss shit ♪
1668
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:38,164
♪ Now she all fuck her man,
rubber bands in my pocket ♪
1669
01:13:38,197 --> 01:13:40,667
♪ Getting money,
going hard for my profit ♪
1670
01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:42,969
♪ Bad bitch keep the joint
stuffed like stockings ♪
1671
01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:45,204
♪ Come on, ya'll ♪
1672
01:13:45,237 --> 01:13:47,473
♪ I'm smokin'
everywhere I go ♪
1673
01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:48,807
Is that the level
of excellence,
1674
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:49,842
the course that
you guys are reaching for?
1675
01:13:49,876 --> 01:13:51,410
Yeah, absolutely.
1676
01:13:51,443 --> 01:13:53,913
Snoop's a legend, man, and uh,
he's been doing it forever.
1677
01:13:53,946 --> 01:13:55,214
And I also told him,
one of greatest things
1678
01:13:55,247 --> 01:13:58,016
I look up to him is for
his longevity in the game.
1679
01:13:58,049 --> 01:14:00,318
He's still right out
here with all of us.
1680
01:14:00,351 --> 01:14:01,821
You know what I'm saying?
1681
01:14:03,622 --> 01:14:05,791
♪ I smoke that,
fire that good that, ♪
1682
01:14:05,824 --> 01:14:07,926
♪ We welcome
you to high school ♪
1683
01:14:07,959 --> 01:14:10,228
♪ We do just what we like to ♪
1684
01:14:10,261 --> 01:14:12,898
♪ We cordially invite you ♪
1685
01:14:12,931 --> 01:14:15,634
♪ Now roll up
and get high to it ♪
1686
01:14:15,667 --> 01:14:18,336
♪ We welcome you
to high school ♪
1687
01:14:18,369 --> 01:14:21,005
♪ We do just like we like to ♪
1688
01:14:21,038 --> 01:14:23,775
♪ We cordially invite you ♪
1689
01:14:23,809 --> 01:14:26,344
♪ Now roll up
and get high to it ♪
1690
01:14:26,377 --> 01:14:27,745
♪ Get high to it ♪
1691
01:14:27,778 --> 01:14:30,148
♪ I'm smoking
everywhere I go ♪
1692
01:14:30,181 --> 01:14:33,351
♪ No stick, no seeds,
just Al Green ♪
1693
01:14:33,384 --> 01:14:34,820
You know, I feel like we,
1694
01:14:34,853 --> 01:14:36,654
like Wiz is like my brother
from another mother.
1695
01:14:36,687 --> 01:14:37,655
You know what I'm saying?
1696
01:14:37,688 --> 01:14:38,989
We- we equal,
we eye to eye
1697
01:14:39,023 --> 01:14:40,625
because we do everything
the same way.
1698
01:14:40,658 --> 01:14:42,793
It's like, if I could,
you know, die and come back,
1699
01:14:42,827 --> 01:14:44,095
I'd come back as Wiz Khalifa.
1700
01:14:44,129 --> 01:14:45,096
Can you believe that?
1701
01:14:45,130 --> 01:14:46,331
Wow. Wow.
1702
01:14:46,364 --> 01:14:50,134
♪ I smoke that, fire that,
good that good that ♪
1703
01:14:54,539 --> 01:14:57,207
♪ I always gotta
keep one rolled. ♪
1704
01:14:57,241 --> 01:14:58,643
I always looked up to him.
1705
01:14:58,676 --> 01:15:00,945
And when I found out he was
a fan and embraced what I do,
1706
01:15:00,978 --> 01:15:02,546
you know,
it really just gave me
1707
01:15:02,579 --> 01:15:05,550
that go hard and that motivation
to keep doing what I'm doing.
1708
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:08,152
As well as, you know,
he's the dopest there ever is
1709
01:15:08,185 --> 01:15:09,920
and ever will be.
1710
01:15:09,954 --> 01:15:11,321
And I'm kinda tight, too,
1711
01:15:11,355 --> 01:15:13,690
so we might as well just give
that to people, you know?
1712
01:15:13,723 --> 01:15:16,096
♪ No stick, no seeds,
just Al Green ♪
1713
01:15:16,129 --> 01:15:18,429
♪ I always gotta
keep one rolled ♪
1714
01:15:18,462 --> 01:15:21,329
♪ I keep that, need that,
got that ♪
1715
01:15:21,362 --> 01:15:24,590
Between me and you,
we got that bitch.
1716
01:15:24,623 --> 01:15:26,990
That's a- a serious XM hit.
1717
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,056
Oh, man.
1718
01:15:29,090 --> 01:15:32,223
♪ I smoke that, fire that,
good that good that ♪
1719
01:15:32,256 --> 01:15:33,556
[ cheering ]
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