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[Charlotte] Is this real?
Hashtag no filter.
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The couple that yogas together,
stays together.
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Prayer hands emoji.
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A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.
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Hashtag perfect
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So glad I married this weirdo.
Fluttering heart emoji.
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Getting the band back together.
Hashtag all the line.
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Yup! That's how we roll.
Princess emoji.
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And the festivities we get.
Twin hearts emoji.
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Fairy tale wedding.
Hashtag about last night.
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Happy to be sharing this day
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with all my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.
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[Sobs]
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[muffled music playing]
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["One Thing Leads to Another"
by The Fixx plays]
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♪ One thing leads to another ♪
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♪ You told me something wrong
I know I listen too long ♪
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[Charlotte] The couple that
yogas together stays together.
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A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.
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Princess emoji.
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Yup! That's how we roll.
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All my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.
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Hashtag all the line.
Hashtag about last night.
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Hashtag perfect.
Fairy tale wedding.
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- [Ingrid] Is this real?
- [Charlotte] Hashtag blessed.
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[giggling]
I know...
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[Ingrid] Hi, Charlotte.
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- Ingrid.
- Congratulations.
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- [women screaming]
- Thanks for inviting me.
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- You fucking cunt!
- [Charlotte] Help!
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[Charlotte yelling and sobbing]
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[seagulls squawking]
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[Hawaiian music playing]
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[Ingrid] "Dear Charlotte,
I want you to know
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how sorry I am
about what happened.
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I think having this time apart
has been really good for me.
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I'm learning how
to be present...
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how to live in the moment...
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how to listen.
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[TV indistinct chatter]
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Sometimes I'll hear a joke
that reminds me of you.
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And I'll feel sad because I have
no way of telling you about it.
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But, maybe, that's okay.
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Maybe, it's good to be alone
once in a while.
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I don't what
the future holds for me.
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I just know that things
are gonna be different now.
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And I guess
I just wanted to say thank you.
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You're the only person
who reached out to me
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after my mom died.
And, I'll never forget that.
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And I hope that someday
you and I can...
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look back on all of this
and laugh.
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Your friend always,
Ingrid."
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[alarm ringing and buzzing]
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- [Woody Woodpecker laughing]
- [laughs]
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[cartoon] You'll freeze to death
if you stay here!
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[pills rattling]
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- [inhaling deeply]
- [exhaling]
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[camera clicking]
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[camera clicking]
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[camera clicking]
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[TV playing]
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[dog barking]
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[water rippling]
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[Ingrid] Taylor Sloane
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Holy Shit.
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- [incessant clapping]
- [Taylor] "Live in the sunshine,
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swim in the sea,
drink the wild air."
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Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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[incessant clapping continues]
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My muse.
Hashtag Rothko the dog.
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There's science,
logic and reason
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And then there is, California.
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Baby, you're a firework.
American Flag Emoji.
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You're so cool.
Hashtag true romance vibes.
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[cheering and whistling]
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[sniffing]
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[Taylor] Another day,
another Avocado toast.
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Prayer hands emoji.
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[clicking]
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[scanner beeping]
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[shopper] Yeah,
I'm just gonna pay someone.
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I'm sick of doing it myself.
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Oh, my God,
you're not gonna believe
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who I'm looking at right now.
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[shopper] Ingrid Thorburn.
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She just saw me.
[scoffs]
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Yeah, I thought she was
in an insane asylum.
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[shopper] I know, right?
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I mean, Charlotte had to get
a restraining order against her.
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[shopper] They weren't
even friends.
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Charlotte just commented
on one of her Instagrams,
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and then Ingrid went
full stalker on her.
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She looks bad.
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Is she homeless right now.
So dark...
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[scraping]
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[sobbing]
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[phone buzzing]
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[clicking]
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[Taylor] I wish!
Grateful Kitchen, actually.
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They are the best.
Check it out
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next time you're in L.A.
Winking Face Emoji
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[sobbing continues]
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Hi, Taylor.
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[bill counter rolling]
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[zipping]
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Thank you.
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[bicycle chain clattering]
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[gears clicking]
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[man] Yeah, so, you know,
that shit was poppin',
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and after a while of me
squeezing on her ass
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and rubbin' on it...
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We went to the crib
for some Netflix and chill.
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But you ain't paying
your damn subscription
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No, it wasn't nothing like that.
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No dude, I gotta' call you back.
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Alright.
Hey.
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Dan Pinto.
Nice to meet you.
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Thorburn. Ingrid Thorburn.
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Okay, Ingrid Thorburn.
You... You like the place?
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- Are you the landlord?
- Yes, sorry to shock you.
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I'm the dude who lives next door
that you pay rent to.
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The landlord thing is
just a side hassle
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so I can get my real shit
up the ground.
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You write movies?
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- Yeah.
- Anything I've seen?
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- Like Batman?
- You wrote that?
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No, but I'm writing
a spec script.
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It's-It's not authorized,
but I think it will be
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a nice installment
into the franchise.
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How much is this place?
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Twenty-nine hundred,
the first two months,
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plus the security deposit.
No pets!
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But we are 420 friendly,
so, you know.
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Do you take cash?
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[inhaling audibly]
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00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,171
- Are you an escort or something?
- No.
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[mouthing] Fuck!
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- Are you a drug dealer?
- No.
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Okay, for real what you do?
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You got a backpack
full of money.
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Suspicious.
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Yeah, if you really wanna know,
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my mom just died
and left me a bunch of money.
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I didn't mean to offend.
Like, my condolences. I mean...
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It's okay.
It's all there.
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- Thank you.
- Fuck off, then.
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Alright. Bye.
See ya' later then.
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[chuckles]
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[phone buzzing]
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[scoffing]
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00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,961
[indistinct chatter]
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What's your biggest
emotional wound?
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- What?
- It's our question of the day.
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- Oh. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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Mine's actually my relationship
with my dad.
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[chuckles]
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- I'm good, thanks.
- [Eden] Alright.
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Well, in that case,
welcome to Grateful Kitchen.
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My name's Eden.
How can I nourish you today?
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You know, I'm actually meeting
a friend for lunch here.
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- Have you seen her?
- Oh, yeah, Taylor Sloane.
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Yeah, yeah.
She comes in all the time.
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- I know. [chuckles]
- [Eden chuckling]
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She was actually here
like an hour ago.
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You said
you're meeting her for lunch?
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Oh...
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God, I must've gotten
the time wrong,
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So stupid. [chuckles]
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Do you remember
what she ordered?
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[camera clicking]
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[keypad clicking]
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[gagging]
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[spitting]
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[Taylor] Summer chop,
courtesy of the lovely ladies
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at The Hive, L.A.
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[sipping audibly]
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[Taylor] New Clare V clutch
got me like... Princess Emoji.
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[Taylor] "We tell ourselves
stories in order to live"
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Joan Didion.
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[phone dinging]
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[Dan] Cauliflower samosa.
Game on fleek!
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[ducks quacking]
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[woman] They're totally safe.
I think they're conflict free.
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[Taylor] Oh, my God!
That's gorgeous. [laughs]
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Noted!
[continues laughing]
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[Taylor] And did she
outsource to China?
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[woman] No I think she makes
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- everything...
- Fuck!
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Just... [chuckles]
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Whatever, just be cool.
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Just be, mellow!
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[exhales sharply]
It's fine.
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[clattering]
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[Ingrid whispering] Fuck.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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[exhales]
Cool! I think I'm gonna buy it.
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[man] Excuse me, Miss?
You can't take that.
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Yeah I know, I was just...
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Okay, I'll be right out.
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- [dog barking]
- [Taylor] What are you doing?
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What are you doing here, baby?
Come here.
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What are you doing?
What's going on?
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- [laughs]
- Thank you very much!
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- You're welcome.
- Wow! It's my lucky night.
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[Taylor] I hope they brought
Cards Against Humanity tonight.
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Oh, I know.
I don't wanna play Mafia again.
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[car starts]
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[Ingrid] Shh. Hi, Rothko.
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Want a treat?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, good boy. [gasps]
- [Rothko yelping]
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Shhh. Good boy.
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Shh! Shh! Stop.
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[knocking on door]
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Quiet. It's okay.
Be quiet.
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Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up!
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[banging On door]
"[Dan] Yo!
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- Fuck!
- [Dan] Ingrid.
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- [Rothko yelping]
- Shh. It's okay.
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- [Dan] I know you're in there.
- Shut up. It's okay.
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- Coming!
- [Dan] Come on.
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[Dan] Ingrid!
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- Hey.
- Yo, what's going on?
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- Nothing.
- Yeah?
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What? Did you get
a new haircut or something?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just...
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When in California...
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Um, did you get a dog?
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- No.
- 'Cause it definitely sounds
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- like there's a dog in here.
- Yeah, that's because
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I was watching
a movie about dogs.
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Oh, watcha' watchin'?
Beethoven?
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- Yes.
- Wanna watch it the next door?
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I mean I got a bubbler,
you know.
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I got way more food
than you got here.
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- [door creaking open]
- [fast thumping]
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Oh, you already have company.
I see!
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My friend asked me to dog sit.
Okay?
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What did I ask you to do?
No pets. That's all.
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My only stipulation.
I'm allergic to dogs, Ingrid.
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Okay. Urn, it's just one night.
He won't go near you
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and he's leaving tomorrow.
I promise.
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You leaving tomorrow,
if he doesn't.
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Okay.
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[dial tone]
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- [Ezra] Hello?
- Hello.
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00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,441
Hi, I'm not sure
if I have the right number.
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I'm calling about a lost dog
named Rothko.
250
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,771
[Ezra] Babe, we got Rothko.
Babe, someone found Rothko.
251
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,206
But is he okay?
252
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,650
Yeah, He's... he's good
253
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,844
Okay, where do you live?
I'm gonna come there right now
254
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,684
Oh, um, you know what, actually?
255
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,761
My... It's not a good time.
I'm actually running errands,
256
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,646
so, how about I just swing
on over to you guys
257
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,764
and I'll just drop him off,
to Mummy and Daddy!
258
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,962
Okay? Sounds good?
So I'll be right over.
259
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,771
[Ezra] Okay, okay. Well, wait,
don't you need the address?
260
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,371
Yeah, of course
I need the address.
261
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,520
Let me just get a pen.
[makes rattling noise]
262
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,361
Okay, got one.
263
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,081
["Stalag Y2k"
by Tenor Saw plays]
264
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,081
[Taylor gasps]
265
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,842
- Hi!
- Oh, my God! Thank you so much!
266
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,530
- [Taylor giggles]
- [Rothko barking]
267
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,246
- Hi. Oh, it's okay.
- It's okay. It's okay.
268
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:48,170
[Taylor] You're home.
You're home.
269
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,761
- My God! You're a life saver.
- Good boy.
270
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,005
- Hi, I'm Taylor.
- Ingrid.
271
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,163
- Thank you so much!
- How's it going?
272
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,480
Where did you find him?
273
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,370
Just a couple of blocks
from here. So weird!
274
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,921
Oh, sorry! before I forget.
Sorry.
275
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,081
Oh, look, you guys wear
276
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,571
- the same purse!
- [laughs]
277
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,325
- [Ezra] It's crazy!
- Oh, my God!
278
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,800
So random.
279
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,124
- I'm naming it down to cash.
- Oh, please, no, I...
280
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,125
I don't want your money.
Please.
281
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,681
Oh! No, no, no.
Come on. We insist, please.
282
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,560
- No, really... Yes!
- [Taylor] Are you sure?
283
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,490
Yes. He's so cute.
He was just good company.
284
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,762
Honestly,
I'm just glad he's home.
285
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,524
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
286
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,804
Whoa, we can't let you
go empty-handed.
287
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,766
We're making dinner.
Let us make you dinner.
288
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,920
- Yes! I love that idea.
- It's a good idea.
289
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,405
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you should...
290
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,403
Absolutely,
unless have other plans.
291
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,324
Nope. I'm free. [chuckles]
292
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,927
- [silverware clattering]
- [indistinct conversation]
293
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,569
[Ezra] I haven't seen that
in a while.
294
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,047
Here.
295
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,200
I do have to apologize because
we've been so stressed out
296
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,647
with Rothko being gone that
we haven't had the opportunity
297
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,644
- to go to farmer's market yet.
- Oh, it's fine.
298
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,726
Yeah, I hope you don't mind
if we improvise a little. Huh?
299
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,529
- [Taylor laughs]
- You know what I mean?
300
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,409
- [laughs]
- I don't mind that.
301
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,800
I feel like I'm in a restaurant.
302
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,128
- [laughs]
- More like kitchen nightmares.
303
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,487
You wish!
304
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,005
Holy fuck! This is incredible.
305
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,648
Jesus!
This is fucking delicious.
306
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,960
Have we met before?
307
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,368
No, no, definitely not.
308
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,727
'Cause your face,
it looks so familiar.
309
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,004
Can I use your bathroom?
310
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,682
[camera clicking]
311
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,851
[clears throat]
312
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,009
[Taylor] And so
we're learning how to surf...
313
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,320
- [Nicky laughs]
- and all of a sudden,
314
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,244
- I get stung by a jellyfish.
- No!
315
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,010
I thought it was a man o'war.
316
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,164
And then Ezra, he...
[laughs]
317
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,441
- Yeah, I-I-I peed...
- He had to pee on my leg.
318
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,443
- I peed on her leg.
- Ew! He did not?
319
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,966
You know, it was kinda gross,
but kinda hot, too.
320
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,565
- Yeah
- We don't need to redo it,
321
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,210
but it was actually
not that bad.
322
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,845
Oh, you wanna
reenact it right now?
323
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,804
- [all laughing]
- [Taylor] No,
324
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,208
You wanna...
Wanna another glass of vino?
325
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,084
- Top you off?
- Yeah, thanks.
326
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,605
Yeah, you gotta' own that baby.
327
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,968
- Anyone wants more of it?
- Mm-umm.
328
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,049
So, what do you guys do
for money?
329
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,084
Ah, I'm a photographer.
330
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,120
Wow! That's amazing
331
00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,284
I mean, it's not as glamorous
as it sounds occasionally.
332
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,330
Brands, they pay me
to post things online.
333
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,965
She's really...
She's really good.
334
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,608
- Cool.
- Really good, really creative.
335
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,886
Thanks, baby.
336
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,801
Oh, my God, I know where...
I know where we met.
337
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,846
Um, it was
the Echo Park Craft Fair.
338
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,807
And you were selling
those Bolivian clay pots.
339
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,564
- Right! The pots.
- I bought like, eight.
340
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,730
Not me. [chuckles]
Actually, I just moved here.
341
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,202
Maybe, you're confusing her
with one of your Insta-fans.
342
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,965
[Taylor scoffs]
343
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,089
He's just giving me shit because
344
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,726
I happen to engage
with people on social media
345
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,604
like the rest
of the known universe,
346
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,043
and my husband has
a chronic case of technophobia.
347
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,124
- Wow.
- He still uses a flip phone.
348
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,281
"No!
[Taylor] Yeah!
349
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,124
- [Ingrid] No, he does not.
- Wow! Okay, alright.
350
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,924
- Okay, first of... I got...
- Can you hear me?
351
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,128
- [laughs]
- [Ezra] S-Stop. Stop.
352
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:55,126
I just prefer to keep certain
parts of my life, private.
353
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,765
That's it. That's all.
354
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,005
And... and let...
You know, just let my work
355
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,521
sort of just speak for itself.
That's...
356
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,085
You know, we talked about that.
357
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,404
Ezra is an artist.
358
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,284
Really?
What kinda stuff do you do?
359
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,562
[mumbles] Yeah, I guess
you could label it, um...
360
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,326
pop art. That's what I have kind
of calling it.
361
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,520
But I haven't... There's no...
I don't like labels,
362
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,211
- you know what I mean?
- You do backgrounds as well?
363
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,526
Um, no, no,
those are found objects
364
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,807
from flea markets
across the United States.
365
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,724
- [Taylor] Yeah.
- Are any of these for sale?
366
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,961
- I don't... not technically...
- Yes, they are.
367
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,969
- You know? Yeah, yeah, they are.
- Yeah.
368
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,606
How much is this one?
369
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,851
- How much.. [mumbles]
- What do we say, 12, $1,200?
370
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,202
- I think it's what he said.
- Yeah.
371
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,207
- Ballpark, $1,200.
- Cool. I'll take it.
372
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,086
Do you take cash?
373
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,561
- [cork pops]
- [cheering]
374
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,204
- [Taylor] Oopsy, sorry!
- [chuckles]
375
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,288
- In those.
- To my baby.
376
00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:00,084
Okay.
To our new friend, Ingrid.
377
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,804
Rescuer of dogs.
378
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,604
- Patron of the arts.
- Mm-hmm.
379
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,049
And... all around
a really great neighbor.
380
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,207
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
381
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,847
Um, so if you need anything...
382
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,361
Um, transportation.
I can bring it over tomorrow,
383
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,403
- Um, I gotta...
- No, I can take it tonight.
384
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,449
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I'll take it myself.
385
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,722
- Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me.
- What? What's the matter?
386
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,729
- [Ezra] What's going on?
- Ls everything okay?
387
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,083
Yeah, it's fine. It's just that
my friend Anish keeps promising
388
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,089
to help me take our trailer,
in the driveway,
389
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,289
to our place in Joshua Tree,
and she just flaked at the end.
390
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,966
- It's cool. We'll figure it out.
- Yeah, we'll figure it out.
391
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,361
Who else we know
that has a truck?
392
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,124
[Dan] Hey. Okay, one second.
Shit.
393
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,087
Yes? Oh, hey.
Hey, Ingrid. Hey.
394
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,890
- I need to borrow your truck.
- Oh, the Bat Mobile?
395
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:05,445
It's chill. Where we going?
IKEA? Home Depot?
396
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,329
No, actually,
I need it this Saturday.
397
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,890
Uh, no, no.
No, no can't do.
398
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,604
- Just for a couple of hours.
- No, my table read...
399
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,720
- Please.
- For my script
400
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,524
- is this Saturday night. I...
- That's okay, that's okay.
401
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,046
I just need it during the day,
and I'll totally have it back
402
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,691
before your table read
or whatever, I promise.
403
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,081
[scoffs]
Or whatever.
404
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,440
- Please
- I don't know, Ingrid.
405
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,130
Please, please, please, please.
406
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,045
I'll do anything
407
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,886
Anything?
408
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,886
It's funny you should say that
409
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,088
cause' the chick who
we got to play Catwoman,
410
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,524
she got booked to do
this Nickelodeon thing
411
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,330
and I need a replacement so..
412
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,408
You don't have anyone else
who can do that?
413
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,449
Don't you have another truck
you could use?
414
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,321
Oh!
Come on, Catwoman.
415
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,568
Scratch my back.
I'll scratch yours.
416
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,166
Deal.
417
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,442
Come here Saturday. Be here.
Six 0' clock.
418
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,361
Meow.
419
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,769
[Dan] Yeah... I like that.
420
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,765
I can't believe you've never
been to Joshua Tree before.
421
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,121
[chuckles]
422
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,085
- I know.
- Oh, my God,
423
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,766
we should go to Integratron
and get a sound bath.
424
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,486
Do you know what that is?
425
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,049
Yeah, it's like,
so healing and re-grounding.
426
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,891
- It's really incredible.
- Cool.
427
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:25,369
[Taylor laughing]
Oh, my God! What is this?
428
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,885
I had no idea you were
so into Batman. [laughs]
429
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,850
[laughs awkwardly]
430
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,244
- I'm not.
- [tires screeching]
431
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,410
- Hey, chill. Chill.
- We're good.
432
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,125
Oh, my God.
433
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,648
My brother was like obsessed
with this movie growing up.
434
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,407
- You've a brother?
- Yeah, Nicky.
435
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,611
He's amazing, he's like so funny
and like, genius level smart.
436
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:53,920
I mean, he had a few brushes
with the Law
437
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,525
but he's like totally sober now.
438
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,561
Oh, it's good.
439
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,800
Do you think
maybe we should pull over?
440
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,961
No, it's fine.
441
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,688
It does this thing
all the time, this gutter.
442
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,286
I'm gonna just see
if there's like, a manual or...
443
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,926
Holy Shit! Jesus Christ, Ingrid
444
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,805
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
445
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,530
Why do you have a gun in here?
446
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,641
It's not real.
It's... Just close it.
447
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,843
It's just to scare people.
448
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,731
- It's fine, I don't even...
- Who is Daniel Pinto?
449
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,888
I can't people you didn't
tell me you had a boyfriend.
450
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,850
I know, but it's not serious
or anything, that's why.
451
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,163
Is he your drug dealer?
452
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,643
No. He's...
He's a screenplay writer.
453
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,766
He writes movies.
454
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,489
Oh, my God. A tortured artist.
I love that. [laughs]
455
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,245
I know. Me too.
456
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,524
How long you guys been dating?
457
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,881
Like a week.
458
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,363
You... You've been dating a week
and he's already letting
459
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,727
- you borrow his truck
- Yeah.
460
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,446
- Why? ls that weird?
- No. Damn, girl.
461
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,364
You just... You move fast.
That's incredible.
462
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,401
[Taylor] What did you do
to get that one? Shit.
463
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,370
[Ingrid] I know.
I just gave him a blowjob.
464
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,130
[both laughing]
465
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,402
You're so funny. I love you
so much. You're amazing.
466
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,809
Oh, my God,
you're my favorite person,
467
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,121
I've ever met.
Oh, my God.
468
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,691
You're good to go ladies.
469
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,604
Engine just needed
to cool down a bit.
470
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,122
Oh, my God,
you're a saint Smitty,
471
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,448
- Thank you so much!
- [Ingrid] Thank you so much!
472
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,808
Would you mind, actually just
snapping a quick photo of us?
473
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,411
That would be really great.
474
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,725
- [man] Okay.
- Thank you.
475
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,566
Okay, cheese.
476
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,121
♪ My heart... ♪
477
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,850
Actually, don't smile,
and if you hold your bag
478
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,160
down like this,
it might look better.
479
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,249
And even at an angle, maybe.
Cool.
480
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:52,881
[camera clicks]
481
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,366
Okay, here you go.
482
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,641
♪ My heart ♪
483
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,767
Thank you.
484
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,047
♪ Long for you ♪
485
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,360
Sorry, would you actually,
would you mind
486
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,642
just taking a few more?
Maybe, if you got lower,
487
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,569
then you can get
the sign above our heads,
488
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,529
and that would be amazing.
Here you go.
489
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,364
- Thanks, you're the best.
- Sure.
490
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,521
♪ I'll follow... ♪
491
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,886
Just do it on your left.
492
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,408
[Taylor] If you get lower,
that would be better.
493
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,604
- You mean on the floor?
- [Taylor] Yeah, if you can.
494
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,770
Okay. [grunts]
495
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,527
Last one.
496
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,888
Should we try one
with the peace sign?
497
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,161
Yeah.
498
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,166
♪ My love is endless
To me ♪
499
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,766
[Taylor] Oh, my God,
I love this time of the day.
500
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,970
I'm just not sure
if we should paint it or not.
501
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,565
I think I like this color.
502
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,771
I think it's perfect.
So nice here.
503
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,889
I mean, you really
should've seen it
504
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,883
when we bought it,
because it was vile.
505
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,566
Then Ezra and I were able to do
all the renovations ourselves,
506
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,210
- which was really special.
- [cell phone dings]
507
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,521
He's so great at that.
508
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,324
We should probably
head back soon.
509
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,284
No, are you crazy?
We just got here.
510
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,684
I know something we should do.
511
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,525
[loud party music plays]
512
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,250
[Taylor snorts]
513
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,168
- Do you do this a lot?
- Not anymore, really.
514
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,601
I think the last time we did
it was probably Burning Man.
515
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,125
- Have you been to burning man?
- [cell phone buzzing]
516
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,770
Cause' you could totally
join our camp next year.
517
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,127
It'd be really fun.
Oh, I'm so happy we are here.
518
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,407
Pappy's is the best.
I mean, like,
519
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,450
the crowd it is a bit sketch,
but they always have great music
520
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,329
- and the best desert vibes
- Cool.
521
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,686
[Taylor] Mm-hmm.
522
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,004
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, totally.
523
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,411
- It's Dan checking up on me.
- Oh, that's really sweet.
524
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,881
Ezra never checks up on me.
Come on, hurry up.
525
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,487
Oh, yeah. Now, I'm gonna...
Gonna do it too.
526
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,320
I wanna dance, I wanna dance,
I wanna dance, I wanna dance.
527
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,485
[snorts]
528
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,968
["Rip Up" by Orange Juice plays]
529
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,409
- [Ingrid] No, to you.
- [Taylor] No, to you.
530
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,011
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
531
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,126
[camera clicks]
532
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,410
♪ When I first saw you ♪
533
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,680
[both] Shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot...
534
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,166
[all whooping]
535
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,681
♪ ...sultry in the rain ♪
536
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:27,483
♪ If I could've held you
I would've held you ♪
537
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,531
♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
538
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,245
♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
539
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,921
♪ Rip it up and start again ♪
540
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,364
♪ Rip it up and start... ♪
541
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,930
["All My Life"
by K-Ci & JoJo plays]
542
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,129
♪ Baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby ♪
543
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,762
[singing along] ♪ I'll never
Find another lover ♪
544
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,726
♪ Sweeter than you
Sweeter than you ♪
545
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,487
♪ And I will never find
Another lover ♪
546
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,002
♪ More precious than you
More precious than you ♪
547
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,209
♪ Girl, you are close to me
You're like my mother ♪
548
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,243
♪ Close to me
You're like my father ♪
549
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,289
♪ Close to me
You're like my sister ♪
550
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,323
♪ Close to me
You're like my brother ♪
551
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,331
♪ You are the only one ♪
552
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,411
♪ You are my everything
And for you this song I sing ♪
553
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,524
♪ And all my life ♪
554
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,850
♪ I've prayed for someone
Like you ♪
555
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,890
♪ And I thank God that I ♪
556
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,602
♪ That I finally found you ♪
557
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,166
[both giggling]
558
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,801
♪ All My Life ♪
559
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,045
♪ I've prayed for someone
Like you ♪
560
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,529
♪ And I hope that you feel ♪
561
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,367
♪ The same way too ♪
562
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,325
[scream]
563
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,245
[tires screeching]
564
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,604
[horn honking]
565
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,089
[both panting]
566
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,206
Dan's gonna kill me.
567
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,806
Okay, you need to relax,
it's just a scratch.
568
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,410
And I bet
he won't even notice it.
569
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,929
You can buff that right out.
570
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,804
What do you think
I should say happened?
571
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,728
Um... say like,
572
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,929
"Look, I made a mistake."
And I'm sure he'll understand.
573
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,642
Now, you really shouldn't let
a little scratch
574
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,041
ruin otherwise perfect night.
575
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,766
[chuckles]
Yeah, you're so right.
576
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,010
Can I tell you a secret?
577
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,003
Um... yeah.
578
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,124
Do you see
that house over there?
579
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,921
- Twenty-two, Flamingo Lane.
- Yeah.
580
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,561
Well, I'm thinking
about buying it.
581
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,243
And this is gonna sound like,
such a crazy idea...
582
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,561
but I have this dream
of opening a boutique hotel
583
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,006
that's filled with like,
everything I love,
584
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,890
and everything in it
is for sale.
585
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,289
I's gonna be like my Instagram,
but in real life.
586
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,363
Okay, you have to do that.
Like, now.
587
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,164
- [Taylor laughs]
- That's amazing.
588
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,210
I'm thinking about calling it...
589
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,406
"Desert Door."
590
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,725
- Did you just come up with that?
- No, I mean, I... I wish.
591
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,207
It's from this Norman Mailer
book that I'm obsessed with
592
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,890
called The Deer Park.
593
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,330
- The Deer Park?
- Mm-hmm.
594
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,810
Could you actually promise
that, um...
595
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,009
not to say anything to Ezra?
596
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,970
Because I haven't actually
talked to him about it yet.
597
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,322
Yeah. Why?
598
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,009
I don't know. Like, ever since
I convinced him to quit his job
599
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,889
and become an artist full time,
600
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,691
he's just been like,
super-weird about money.
601
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,482
But I thought you said
his paintings were popular.
602
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,040
No, I mean, like,
don't get me wrong.
603
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,088
He is absurdly talented,
but he doesn't
604
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,447
believe in self-promotion,
and just like, thinks...
605
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,851
it's really phony or something.
I'm sorry, I'm like,
606
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,049
talking at you.
You probably think I'm awful.
607
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,566
No.
608
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,886
- You're perfect.
- Yeah, perfectly fucked up.
609
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,566
No.
610
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,961
You are, by far the coolest,
611
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,288
most interesting person
I've ever met.
612
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,366
I'm serious.
613
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,564
My God.
Thank you.
614
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,284
You're a really good friend,
Ingrid.
615
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,327
We're missing all
these shooting stars.
616
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,410
- [Ingrid] Hmm.
- Come on.
617
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,922
[camera clicking]
618
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,321
[Taylor]
We did it. [chuckles]
619
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,531
[sighs]
620
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,400
Thank you.
621
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,886
- [Ingrid] Thank you.
- Oh, and tell Dan
622
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,564
I'm really sorry
about his truck.
623
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,484
But I'm really looking forward
to meeting him. [chuckles]
624
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,080
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
625
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,000
[sighs]
626
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,369
[Dan] Its obviously day,
so I don't know where she is.
627
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,881
- Shit. Shit, shit.
- [Dan] I tried calling her...
628
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,649
- [Ingrid] Hey.
- [police radio chatter]
629
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,847
I apologize to you, guys.
Sorry for wasting your time.
630
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,890
- Yo! Where the fuck were you?
- I'm sorry...
631
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,485
- You sorry?
- Yeah. I'm...
632
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,206
False alarm, guys.
Go on about your day.
633
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,930
- Fuck!
- How was the table read?
634
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,044
How was... I had to cancel it.
No Catwoman. No table read.
635
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,170
- What the fuck is this?
- I know. Look, you can probably
636
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,203
- buff it right out.
- Look at my shit!
637
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,641
It was an accident, okay.
I'm sorry.
638
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,486
I'll pay for it, okay?
639
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,241
Some of it.
640
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,442
- All of it, okay?
- Ls there anything else
641
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,130
I need to know about Ingrid?
642
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,569
We might have done
all of your cocaine
643
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,320
- that we found in the...
- Shut the fuck up.
644
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,121
Thank you, guys. All good.
Thank you for your service.
645
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,043
- What the fuck's wrong with you?
- I'm sorry.
646
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,766
[grunts]
647
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,322
I trusted you.
Let you live here.
648
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,841
I called the police
worried about you.
649
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,208
I should've been worried
about my fucking truck.
650
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,402
You're supposed to be Catwoman.
You ain't nothing but Two-Face.
651
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,365
You was just
looking out for you.
652
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,211
- Fuck that. Don't, watch out.
- Dan.
653
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,325
- It's just a...
- [Dan] Damn me.
654
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,765
Damn all that, man.
655
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,202
[cell phone buzzing]
656
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,401
[Taylor] Feet on the ground,
head in the skies.
657
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,330
Twin ladies emoji.
658
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,524
[shrieks]
659
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,251
[Ingrid] "Dear Charlotte,
you're probably wondering
660
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,562
what I've been up to
these last few weeks.
661
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,890
Well, I decided
to give myself a fresh start
662
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,002
in beautiful, sunny Los Angeles.
663
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,130
L.A. is the best."
664
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,720
Yeah, I think we're doing okay.
665
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,285
"I found an amazing house
by the beach,
666
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,647
and I'm making a ton
of new friends.
667
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,889
My best friend Taylor
has been helping me
668
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,570
explore my creative side.
669
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,170
It's a part of me
I never even knew existed."
670
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,891
What's is this? You need this.
You need this in your house.
671
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,367
- It'd like, change everything.
- Yeah, totally.
672
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,326
[camera clicks]
673
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,206
[Ingrid] "I've been getting
really into photography lately.
674
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,087
You should totally
follow me on Instagram.
675
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,004
I have almost 1,000 followers
676
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,884
and I'm getting new ones
everyday.
677
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,250
I have a boyfriend now too.
678
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,371
His name is Daniel
and he's absurdly talented.
679
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,564
He's writing the new
Batman movie.
680
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,170
Pretty cool, huh?
681
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,321
Anyway,
I hope you're doing well.
682
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,809
I know I am.
That's all thanks to you.
683
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,889
So... no hard feelings.
684
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,721
Your friend, always."
685
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,601
[up-tempo music playing]
686
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,247
- Hey.
- [Ezra] Hey.
687
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,925
So cute, I love that.
688
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,764
Thanks.
Whose car's parked
689
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,126
- in the driveway?
- [Nicky] Hey, sis?
690
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,407
- [Taylor] Yeah.
- You float me some cash.
691
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,720
I had to cancel my credit cards
692
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,086
and I need some clothes
for tonight.
693
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,924
- [Taylor] Okay. Stop it.
I got it.
694
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,320
- Nicky?
[Nicky] Yes?
695
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,925
Why don't you have
any clothes, man?
696
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,083
- Who's this?
Oh, sorry, this is Ingrid.
697
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,730
- Ingrid.
- This is my brother Nicky.
698
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,440
He just flown from Paris
to surprise us.
699
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,011
Wow! Paris.
700
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,565
- [Nicky] Give me my phone.
- Hi.
701
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,049
- Stop!
[Taylor laughs]
702
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,485
How long are you here for?
703
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,524
Ah, I was thinking like,
two or three weeks tops.
704
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,611
Ah, I... Sorry...
Wha... Two or three weeks?
705
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,810
- It's the best surprise ever.
- Best surprise! Eh-heh!
706
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,604
- Best surprise! Eh-heh!
- [Taylor] Best surprise!
707
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,200
- Give me my phone. Give it.
- No. No. Huh-uh.
708
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,890
Taylor, I brought some Rosé!
709
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,203
Oh, my God,
this is such a great bottle.
710
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,760
I know, I thought
you liked that kind.
711
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,524
- Thank you.
- [Ezra] All right, nice.
712
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,483
- Cool.
- What's your story, "Olga"?
713
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,051
It's Ingrid.
714
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,764
Do you speak French?
715
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,161
[camera clicks]
716
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,611
So I'm chilling
in the Ritz lobby
717
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,206
and I just happen
to strike up a conversation
718
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,009
with this Chinese billionaire
named Bruno
719
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,650
- which doesn't make any sense...
- Nicky and I both,
720
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:03,846
we studied Mandarin in college.
721
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,649
[in Mandarin accent]
Yes, we did bullshit back then.
722
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,280
- [both speaking in Mandarin]
- [laughing]
723
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,970
Anyway, the next thing I know,
724
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,203
some security guy comes up
and jacks us up by our throats.
725
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,970
So then I... I decided
it's a good idea
726
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,610
to take a swing at him,
of course, so...
727
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,040
- [imitates a punch sound]
- Ouch.
728
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,282
Um, sorry, I thought you were
supposed to be sober, Nicky.
729
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,129
I am, I am.
Anyway, cops came,
730
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,846
I hitched a ride to the airport.
Then I realized
731
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,207
I left my credit card
at the hotel.
732
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,044
- Right.
- But then, while I'm chilling
733
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,600
at the airport, at de Gaulle,
guess who is right next to me?
734
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,089
[mimics Bruno]
735
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,491
- [Taylor] Are you serious?
- [Nicky] Yes.
736
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,880
- [both laughing]
- Look, I'm done.
737
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,843
I gotta get another drink.
It's a really good racist story.
738
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,649
[burps] Keep going.
Um...
739
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,524
- Wow! Does that bother you...?
- Hey, baby,
740
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,726
can you get another bottle,
please?
741
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,165
[Ezra] Sure,
and a new brother too.
742
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,447
- Anyway, the little fucked was...
- There's more?
743
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,045
- [Nicky] Yeah.
- I thought you were done.
744
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,407
He was so thankful for me
showing him a good time
745
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,289
that he bought me
a first-class ticket to L.A.
746
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,240
- [Taylor] That's so crazy.
- I watched 12 hours
747
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,884
of Family Guy.
He gets a hand job
748
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,928
from some fashion chick named
Harley something or other.
749
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,970
- Harley Chung?
- Yes. Yes! You know her?
750
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,440
No, not personally, but she's
like, over a million followers.
751
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,926
Well, I'm having dinner with her
tomorrow night, at Chateau.
752
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,367
- You wanna go?
- [Taylor] Um, yes! Obviously.
753
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,284
- Yay! Let's do it.
- [Taylor laughs]
754
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,207
Yay! [chuckles]
Except that you can't,
755
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,169
because we are going
to that launch party,
756
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:18,005
tomorrow night, remember?
Littledoe?
757
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,445
- The hats.
- [Taylor] Right.
758
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,726
[Ingrid] I got us on the list.
759
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,245
- Oh, you did.
- Oh, shoot.
760
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,567
- Yeah.
- Thanks. I am on list?
761
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,763
No, sorry.
I could barely get us on.
762
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,083
- Right, right.
- Yeah. It's okay,
763
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,771
you guys should totally go.
It sounds like a fun, fun time.
764
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,370
It's gonna be so fun.
765
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,762
Whatever, just never gonna meet
Harley, then?
766
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,888
Hey? Would you mind
if I bail, actually?
767
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,362
'Cause Nicky and I,
we never get to hangout and...
768
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:51,925
why don't you just go
without me?
769
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,923
Like, you should totally
bring Dan.
770
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,566
Okay.
771
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,848
No problem.
You guys, have fun.
772
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,728
And I'll bring Dan. He loves
that kinda stuff anyway.
773
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,525
[TV chatter]
774
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,329
[keypad clicking]
775
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:20,486
[Taylor]
Hanging with Harley Chung
776
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,484
at the Littledoe launch party.
Sparkle emoji.
777
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,329
[up-tempo party music plays]
778
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:32,609
[Ingrid] Hey. Oh. thank you.
779
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,051
[camera clicks]
780
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,410
[people chattering]
781
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,963
'[Ingrid] Taylor!
- Ingrid!
782
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,600
Taylor!
783
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,402
Oh, my God, you made it.
784
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,162
Yeah, duh, I made it.
I invited you. You made it.
785
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,600
Well, alright, alright.
Harley, she knows the designers
786
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,887
so they got us VIP passes.
Just really last minute.
787
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,882
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
788
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,520
Oh, God! Where's
your imaginary boyfriend?
789
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,406
Sorry?
790
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,205
You guys were joking
about it too.
791
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,040
No, we were just...
We were saying that
792
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,809
we'd love to meet Daniel.
We haven't met him yet
793
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,291
and he just made a joke
about him being
794
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,805
- your imaginary boyfriend.
- I wasn't joking.
795
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,882
[Taylor] And we know
he is not imaginary.
796
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,241
- [laughs]
- [Taylor] I know.
797
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,368
- No, he's not imaginary.
- [Nicky] No?
798
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,363
He's just busy tonight.
He's a writer so...
799
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,568
Oh, really?
Like... like a ghost writer?
800
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,922
He's a... Come on,
I know it's funny.
801
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,401
I got an idea. why don't you
come to Harley's house?
802
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,488
She's house sitting
for this super-rich dude
803
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,561
- in the hills.
- Yeah.
804
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,210
We're gonna have a pool party,
it will be awesome.
805
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,770
- You can come this weekend.
- [Taylor] Bring Dan.
806
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,046
- [Ezra] If that's okay.
- This weekend?
807
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,724
- If that's cool.
- That's right, invite everyone.
808
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,121
- I will. I just invited Ingrid
- Baby, you should come.
809
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,884
[Taylor] Yeah, so bring
a bathing suit,
810
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,930
lots of sunscreen, a nice hat,
and your boyfriend obviously.
811
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,770
Excuse me, Miss?
Can I have your name?
812
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,763
- Sorry?
- Can I have your name, please?
813
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,968
- Oh, Ingrid.
- Last name?
814
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,082
- Thorburn.
- Thorburn?
815
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,922
Thorburn? There's
no Thorburn on this list.
816
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,605
I'm on the list, I've been
on the list for like two weeks.
817
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,364
And you know what, sir,
she's actually with us.
818
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,090
- So, it's totally cool.
- [Ezra] Yeah, it's cool.
819
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,607
So sorry, we got a full house.
It's a VIPs only tonight.
820
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,165
[Ezra] Oh, boy.
821
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,641
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
He was so mean.
822
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,126
You have to leave.
823
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,130
Oh, really?
824
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,964
Well, how about I just text you
about the weekend
825
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,485
and send you
all the information?
826
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,170
- Please.
- Okay, cool.
827
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,647
- [Ezra] Okay, bye.
- Bye!
828
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,604
[Nicky whooping]
829
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,642
- [indistinct shouting]
- [laughing]
830
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,886
- What do you what?
- Nothing, I just...
831
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:06,766
came by to say hi.
832
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,849
That's nice. Hi.
833
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,045
And I got you this.
834
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,885
- What is it?
- Open it.
835
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,126
Nice try, Ingrid.
836
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,647
- What? You don't like it?
- No, of course I love it.
837
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,643
That's why I bought it on Ebay
two years ago.
838
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,281
- Good looks, though.
- Right. There's more. Look.
839
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,245
See? Indica.
Anybody who knows me,
840
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,322
knows I only smoke Sativa.
And an eight-ball
841
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,925
would've been more appropriate,
don't you think?
842
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,527
Look, I'm trying. Okay?
That jacket cost like $400.
843
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,371
Eight thousand dollars' worth
of damage to my truck.
844
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,131
- I should throw you out.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
845
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,331
I did something really shitty.
I took advantage of you
846
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,568
and I feel really bad about it.
Okay?
847
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,241
I made a mistake.
848
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,645
Can we please just start over
and pretend it never happened?
849
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,326
Like a reboot?
850
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,526
Okay!
851
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,971
Yes. Like a reboot.
852
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,805
Can I take you to dinner?
853
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:15,085
Can I pick the place?
854
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,001
[Dan] You get Jim Carrey
as The Riddler...
855
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,487
That has... That should make
you wanna see anything
856
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:23,607
Kilmer, Val Kilmer.
857
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,047
He could kill everybody
in this fucking room right now.
858
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,970
Homie Joel? Joel Schumacher.
859
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,681
Joel Schumacher? Yes, he was
the best Batman, for sure.
860
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,486
- Me too, I...
- No, no, no. He's the director.
861
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,041
Joel.
862
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,126
You like this place?
863
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,327
- Yeah, it's cool.
- Chill spot. I know I like it.
864
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,248
- Do you come here a lot?
- Way too often.
865
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,441
They would charge me rent,
866
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,806
if they could.
- Dan?
867
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,322
- Hey! Cindy. How are you?
- I'm so good, how are you?
868
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,051
- Good. You're looking well.
- Oh, my gosh,
869
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,889
it's been so long since
I've seen you.
870
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,406
Yeah, you know.
Jus... just working.
871
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,403
- Well, you're a busy man.
- Well, that means he is...
872
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:01,567
We're on a date.
873
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,683
- Oh, um, sorry.
- Alright.
874
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,806
[slurping]
875
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,321
Whoa, Catwoman has claws.
876
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,805
I like that.
877
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,570
Why do you like Batman so much?
878
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,566
What's not to like about Batman?
879
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,331
I'm sorry, it's just,
I don't understand.
880
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,768
He's just another superhero
like Spiderman or Superman...
881
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,444
That's where you are wrong.
Batman is the world's
882
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,569
greatest detective.
Nothing radioactive bit him.
883
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,287
He's not from another planet.
He's just like you or I.
884
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,844
All Batman's powers come
from within him.
885
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,002
He had enough will
and enough focus
886
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,811
to make himself greater
than what he was.
887
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:44,766
And...
888
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,960
he... In the beginning,
before he's Batman,
889
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:52,250
he loses his parents.
That definitely stuck with me.
890
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,803
As an orphan, I definitely felt
a connection towards him.
891
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,807
Oh, my God. You're an orphan?
I'm so sorry.
892
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,521
It's fine. He made it through.
I'll make it through.
893
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,366
What happened to your parents?
894
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,006
It was a car accident.
895
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,801
Yeah.
It happened when I was a kid,
896
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,048
and I didn't know
how to cope with it.
897
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,606
So, at school,
I'd wear a Batman mask.
898
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,127
Make everybody call me Bruce...
899
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,286
and pretend to be somebody else.
So, it was like...
900
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,730
it happened to somebody else.
901
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,405
What about you?
902
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,051
What about you?
What's your story?
903
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,083
Um, yeah, I don't really
like Batman that much.
904
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,446
No, no.
905
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,326
With your mom?
What's your story with your mom?
906
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,761
What happened?
907
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,165
She had a heart attack.
908
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,649
I mean, she was sick
before that.
909
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,005
You guys were close?
910
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,203
Yeah, we were really close.
We were...
911
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,688
I lived with her.
And um...
912
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,525
it's just been really hard.
913
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,444
Because it was kinda like,
I lost my best friend.
914
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,525
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
915
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,807
- No, don't. Don't.
- Getting too intense. I'm sorry.
916
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,525
You must think I'm the worst.
I'm not.
917
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,566
Listen. Don't worry about that.
Don't even talk about that.
918
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,729
You don't ever have
to apologize to me
919
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,564
about how you're feeling.
920
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,811
It may seem like I don't care.
I put up a front, you know.
921
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,365
But I definitely care about you.
922
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,761
Why?
923
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,761
To me, um...
924
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,409
I don't know,
it's just that you have
925
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,602
[stammering] a different kind
of ring to you
926
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,040
You have a different
kind of shine.
927
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,560
And I just think
somebody needs to appreci...
928
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,251
[Dan exhales]
929
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,525
[Ingrid meows]
930
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,810
[mimics Catwoman]
931
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,170
Meow.
932
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,401
[Ingrid grunts] '[groans]
933
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,127
Fuck me, Bruce.
934
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:45,966
[moaning]
935
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,086
- Fuck me, Bruce.
- Tell me Gotham needs me.
936
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,840
Gotham needs you.
937
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,647
Now.
938
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:55,806
You were great, by the way.
939
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,728
No one's ever done that
for me before.
940
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,651
Hmm.
941
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,129
You were great too.
942
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,365
Thank you, Mama.
943
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,726
Hey, so, my friends are renting
a house this weekend...
944
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,205
Mm-hmm.
945
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,449
They're having like,
a party or something.
946
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,851
Do you wanna come with me?
947
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,608
- Oh, yeah?
- Hmm.
948
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,326
Of course, baby.
949
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,931
You're the best.
950
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,524
Hurry up, we're gonna be late.
951
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,282
Do I get to use this shit
buttoned up all the way?
952
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,647
Yes, it looks better that way.
Don't be a baby.
953
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,569
- I'm being a baby.
- Stop that!
954
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,729
Don't do that
in front of everybody.
955
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,802
- [Dan laughs] Alright, come on.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
956
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,729
- A couple of ground rules, okay?
- Okay.
957
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,605
I need you to tell everyone
that you're my boyfriend.
958
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,649
It's a long story,
but I just need you
959
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,688
- to say that to everyone.
- No, no, no, no, no, I get it.
960
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,524
And I see that you dig me,
I dig you.
961
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,165
- I'll be your boyfriend.
- Okay.
962
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,810
- I'll be your boyfriend.
- Okay, whatever.
963
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,088
And also, no Batman talk.
964
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,842
What am I supposed to talk
about? I don't know them.
965
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,288
Something cool, like food
or clothes or Joan Didion.
966
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,680
[Dan] Okay.
967
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,850
Don't talk about comic books
or anything.
968
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,800
These people don't care
about stuff like that.
969
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,247
- Anything else you might...
- Yes. Whatever you do,
970
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,847
- just stay away from Nicky.
- Who's Nicky?
971
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,645
Nicky is Taylor's brother,
and he's a fucking liar,
972
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,968
a drug addict and just
not to be trusted, okay?
973
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,890
- Girl, what's up?
- Hey.
974
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,329
- Who's that?
- This is Dan Pinto.
975
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,524
My imaginary boyfriend.
976
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,524
- Dan Pinto?
- Yeah.
977
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,968
My sister says
you're obsessed with Batman.
978
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,203
- Yea... Yeah.
- Wow, get the fuck out!
979
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,290
Oh, God, why didn't you tell me?
I fucking love Batman.
980
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,885
Nicky. Great to meet ya!
981
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,528
[vocalizing] Harley!
982
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,329
- [laughter]
- [indistinct chatter]
983
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,122
[screaming]
984
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,089
- Anybody needs a beer?
- No beer, bro.
985
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:28,360
What's your problem with Nick?
Why don't you like him?
986
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,805
I mean, he seem chill.
987
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,126
He's not chill. Okay?
And he doesn't like you.
988
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,487
He's only being nice to you
to fuck with me.
989
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:39,367
Damn. Excuse me, can he like
me for my personality shit?
990
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,001
- Hey. ls everything okay?
- Yeah everything is chill.
991
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,090
We're just talking about how
amazing this house is, right?
992
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,760
- Yeah. It's a dope spot.
- [Nicky] Pinto!
993
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,680
Get your ass over her. I got
a Cohiba with your name on it.
994
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,609
Alright, for sure, nigga,
I'll be right over.
995
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,690
Just between us, Nicky can't
stop talking about you.
996
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,002
I think, he has like,
a little bit of a man crush.
997
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,243
[laughing]
998
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,171
- Bye.
- Bye.
999
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,601
Bye. [chuckles]
1000
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,170
What the hell is wrong?
What is this?
1001
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,441
Why are you acting like this?
1002
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,768
- You don't even like these guys.
- I do like them.
1003
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,808
Alright.
Tell me when Ingrid gets here,
1004
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,888
Hey, where's the hat I give you?
1005
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,408
- This is the hat you gave me.
- No, it's not.
1006
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,444
Okay, look,
that shit was weak, alright?
1007
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,331
I'm... I'm in this shirt.
You let me roll up the sleeves,
1008
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,887
let me get a little bit of Dan
in it, please.
1009
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,601
Fine, you can leave on the hat
and go hangout with them
1010
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,569
- just don't embarrass me, okay?
- Nigga, I'm gonna go talk
1011
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,480
- about some Batman, right now.
- Don't say it.
1012
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,841
- Alright. Love you!
- Love you.
1013
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,806
[Ezra] So, the other day I was
at this tech startup thing.
1014
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:42,891
They had the most absurd
art on the wall
1015
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,329
- that you have ever seen
- [Taylor chuckles]
1016
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:49,002
And I gotta be honest, it kinda
bugged me a little bit because
1017
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:53,046
it's like, "What statement
are you trying to make?"
1018
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,522
ls it that, as a company,
1019
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,400
that you're trying to say
that you've good taste?
1020
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,243
You know, like,
that's fucking bullshit, man.
1021
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,210
- You can't acquire taste.
- Come on!
1022
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:08,041
It's something that you have
to earn, you gotta be in pain
1023
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:12,643
over it. Do you have something
you'd like to say, Nicky?
1024
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,805
- You wanna share with the class?
- I don't think you'd say that
1025
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,848
if they hung one
of your paintings on the wall.
1026
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,849
That... First of all, I would,
because I'm an objective...
1027
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,161
- [Nicky blowing raspberry]
- person. That's not...
1028
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,282
And, in fact, it's not what
I'm even talking about.
1029
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,203
Abs... Absolutely everything
you were talking about.
1030
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,009
No.
Come on, babe, back me up.
1031
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:39,366
Look, I... I mean,
I kinda agree with Nicky
1032
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,728
'cause you always say
that art is subjective.
1033
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,165
- Wow.
- What?
1034
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,883
- [Nicky] Oh, come on, I was...
- [Taylor] Where are you going?
1035
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,809
I was just being honest
with you, man.
1036
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:55,162
Ugh!
[scoffs] That was uncalled for.
1037
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,450
I know what you meant.
1038
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,364
[Harley] So, Nicky tells me
you've a place in Joshua Tree.
1039
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,847
[Taylor] Oh, my God. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Have you been?
1040
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,922
[Harley] No,
but I'm dying to go.
1041
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:07,491
Yeah you should, it's amazing.
1042
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,331
I've been thinking of doing
a pop up out there.
1043
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,090
For our resort collection.
1044
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:16,041
- Wait. Can I tell you a secret?
- Uh-uh.
1045
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,282
Okay.
I presume it sounds crazy,
1046
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,569
but my biggest dream is to buy
the house that's next door to us
1047
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,171
and turn it to
this boutique hotel
1048
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,486
where everything in it
is for sale.
1049
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,170
- [Harley] Oh, nice.
- [Taylor] Yeah, and I was gonna
1050
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,811
- call it "Desert Door."
- [Harley chuckling ] Love it.
1051
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,331
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
1052
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,280
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, just go over there.
1053
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,560
- [Ingrid] Hey!
- Hi.
1054
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,130
Do you guys need help
with anything?
1055
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,286
No. No, I actually think
that we're fine in here.
1056
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,886
- Cool.
- [Taylor] Yeah.
1057
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,002
Oh, my God, I wanted to tell you
that I read The Deer Park.
1058
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,885
The book you're obsessed with?
1059
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,486
- Yeah. It's great, isn't it?
- It's so good.
1060
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,170
- If you ever want to talk...
- Oh, my God.
1061
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,163
Wait! Why don't you and Nicky
just come out next weekend?
1062
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,720
We'll take you to Pappy's.
The crowd's a little sketchy,
1063
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,644
but they have
the best live music
1064
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,365
and the greatest desert vibes...
1065
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,601
- [fire crackling]
- [crickets chirping]
1066
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:12,927
[Ingrid] Ezra!
1067
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,763
Hey, have you seen my phone?
Can't find it anywhere.
1068
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,971
[Ezra] Nope.-
1069
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,010
What are you doing?
1070
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:28,764
[glass bottle clinking]
1071
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,451
I went skinny dipping.
1072
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,766
[background music playing]
1073
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:34,649
Alone?
[chuckles]
1074
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,001
[inhaling sharply]
Yeah. [exhales]
1075
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,120
You okay?
1076
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,850
I'm not an artist.
1077
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,810
I'm a fucking charlatan.
1078
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,805
No, you're not.
Your paintings are awesome.
1079
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,685
You're my only sale.
1080
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,801
But Taylor said
they were really popular.
1081
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,209
She would say that,
wouldn't she? Yeah.
1082
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,371
Everything's the best, with her.
1083
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,527
"Have you been to this new
restaurant? It's the best!"
1084
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,324
"Have you tried these...
These new clothes are the best!"
1085
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,248
"It's the best! It's the best!
It's the best!"
1086
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,125
It's not the fucking best.
It's fucking exhausting.
1087
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,247
You know what, I actually kind
of know what you mean.
1088
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,726
When we were in Joshua Tree,
she told me this secret,
1089
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,365
and she told me
not to tell anyone.
1090
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:40,920
But I walked in
on her telling Harley
1091
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,689
the same, exact thing earlier.
1092
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,567
What secret?
1093
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,606
I mean, obviously,
don't tell her I'm telling you,
1094
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,370
but, I guess, she has a plan
1095
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,329
to buy the house
next door to you guys,
1096
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,364
and turn it into some
hotel slash store.
1097
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,968
And she wants
to call it "Desert Door."
1098
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:02,326
- Desert... Desert Door?
- Yeah.
1099
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,404
It's a reference to her favorite
book, you know, The Deer Park.
1100
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:10,162
The Deer Park
is my favorite book.
1101
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,364
Taylor's never even read it.
1102
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,130
I miss the old Taylor.
1103
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:21,211
Back when she first moved here.
She didn't know anybody.
1104
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,968
She was like, this total
preppy, sorority chick.
1105
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,731
[chuckles]
Yeah.
1106
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,564
I miss when it was
just the two of us.
1107
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,407
I... I'm sorry.
I don't mean to burden you.
1108
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,325
- No, don't be sorry. It's okay.
- I'm just shit. I'm just...
1109
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,529
It's not that I don't feel like,
I really...
1110
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,369
have anyone
that I can talk to...
1111
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,725
- you know.
- Yeah.
1112
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,770
Especially with fucking
Nicky around.
1113
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,685
[Ezra exhales sharply]
1114
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,530
Hey! Olga, come on in.
1115
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,842
["Indecision" by Shura playing]
1116
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:08,050
- Nose beer for the lady?
- I'm good.
1117
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:10,366
[sniffing cocaine]
1118
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,371
Yoop, yoop, yoop, Yoop, Ugh!
1119
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,560
- What's up?
- Nicky, where's my phone?
1120
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:19,800
Huh, phone?
1121
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,926
- Come on. I know you took it.
- [Nick laughs]
1122
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,807
- [Ingrid] Did you?
- You caught me!
1123
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,203
- [exhaling deeply]
- Give it back.
1124
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,283
No, No.
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay...
1125
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,044
- Come on, just give it back.
- Don't...
1126
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,966
reach towards me.
Sit down.
1127
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,726
You know, it's...
1128
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,128
really funny what you can
discover about someone
1129
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,408
by just...
going through their phone.
1130
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:52,008
Oh, here.
Look, this is a...
1131
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:57,489
a picture of you
in my sister's bathroom. Weird.
1132
01:04:57,840 --> 01:05:00,969
Here's a picture
of her medicine cabinet.
1133
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,085
Here is a picture
of her sleeping.
1134
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,605
There are a lot of those.
That's...
1135
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,605
Those are just a joke.
We were messing around.
1136
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,722
[laughing] Actually,
my favorite things
1137
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,609
are the notes.
So you have...
1138
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,611
Taylor's favorite brunch spot,
Taylor's favorite books,
1139
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:16,205
Taylor's favorite movie posters.
1140
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,725
- Why are you...
- Sit the fuck down!
1141
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:21,965
Sit the fuck down.
1142
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,288
- What do you want?
- Me?
1143
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,245
Nothing. No, I'm... I'm just
looking out for my sister.
1144
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,245
What do you want?
1145
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,721
Look, I'm not
a psychopath or anything.
1146
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,009
I just... want to be her friend.
1147
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,721
Come on.
Your password to your phone
1148
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,440
is my sister's birthday,
for fuck's sake.
1149
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,602
That's like,
"Single. White, Female" shit.
1150
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:55,287
Look, I just moved here.
I don't know anyone,
1151
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,681
and Taylor's been so nice to me
1152
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,930
telling me all
the best places to go...
1153
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:03,208
I'm not doing anything wrong.
1154
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,045
- Okay? So please don't tell her.
- Sorry, all good. But this is...
1155
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,642
It's just too good to let go.
I mean...
1156
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:12,566
you're fucked.
1157
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,320
I'm gonna make a deal with you.
1158
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,647
I'm not gonna give you
your phone back.
1159
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,404
But I'm willing
to rent it out to you.
1160
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,525
For a very small fee.
1161
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:30,121
- How much?
- Five Thousand a month.
1162
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:33,843
Disco Dan told me about your mom
and the sack full of cash.
1163
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:36,080
Fucking ridiculous.
I don't have that kind of money.
1164
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:38,811
- Okay, Taylor!
- Don't do that, please don't.
1165
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,610
- Just...
- Oh.
1166
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,685
You're ready to make
a deal then?
1167
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:48,804
Five thousand a month,
and I won't tell her
1168
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:50,928
how much of a fucking loser
you are.
1169
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,724
I'll give you five thousand,
that's it.
1170
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:57,282
You don't have any room
to negotiate. I own you.
1171
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,166
Fine.
1172
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,601
Good.
So tomorrow night,
1173
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,728
we'll meet at the Whole Foods
parking lot.
1174
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,089
Gives you twenty-four hours
to get the cash.
1175
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,203
And don't worry
about deleting anything.
1176
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,288
I already forwarded
all the good stuff to myself.
1177
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,607
Oh! This is my favorite part
of the song.
1178
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,407
♪ We can't make this work ♪
1179
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,200
♪ It may be over ♪
1180
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,687
♪ But there's something
You should know ♪
1181
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,322
♪ You've got my love, boy ♪
1182
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,244
♪ You've got my love... ♪
1183
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,281
[inaudible radio music playing]
1184
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,440
[cell phone dings]
1185
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,969
[siren blaring]
1186
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,089
- [man 1] Fucking dainty flower.
- [man 2] Oh, my God
1187
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,128
[man 1] What the hell's in that?
- [man 2] You look really cool
1188
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,725
- with that piece of shit.
- [fake cough]
1189
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,768
- [laughing]
- [indistinct dialogue]
1190
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,684
[man 1] What are you,
a Barbie doll?
1191
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:16,800
[man 2] 'Cause you got
fucking ripped off.
1192
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,960
I don't need to know how much
you paid for that shit.
1193
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,962
- Ah!
- Excuse me.
1194
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,001
Yeah.
1195
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:27,451
I'll give one of you 200 bucks
if you punch me in the face.
1196
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,246
[laughing]
1197
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,409
- I'm serious.
- Fuck off.
1198
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,644
Oh, okay. That's cool.
1199
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,604
Yeah, that's fine.
If you pussies can't handle it,
1200
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,489
that's fine. I'll find
someone else who can.
1201
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,571
Dude, come on.
1202
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,804
- Alright, fuck it. I will do it.
- What?
1203
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,206
- I said I'll do it.
- Okay, great.
1204
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,166
- Oh, yeah!
- Where's the money?
1205
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,882
- You sure about this, right?
- Yeah.
1206
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,445
As hard as you can.
1207
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,642
Punch me.
Really hard, right in the face.
1208
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,728
- Fucking... [screams]
- Oh, shoot!
1209
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:14,844
'[laughing]
- shut up!
1210
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,327
- Oh, shit.
- [groaning]
1211
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,445
You got fucked up.
1212
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,889
Alright, I need to know what
happened. I mean, every detail.
1213
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:25,163
When I got home,
I turned the lights on
1214
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:26,845
and Nicky was there.
I swear to God.
1215
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,968
He was sitting there
and he was waiting for me,
1216
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,485
and he was fucked up on...
1217
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,080
drugs or drunk or something,
I don't know.
1218
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:34,651
And I asked him
for my phone back
1219
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,960
and he wouldn't give it
back to me.
1220
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:37,883
And then he said
he wanted $50,000.
1221
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,729
- Fifty thousand?
- Yes!
1222
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:42,323
I told him that I didn't have
that kind of money,
1223
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:43,925
but he said that...
1224
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:47,245
He said you told him
about the money my mom gave me.
1225
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:49,287
- Is that true?
1226
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,608
I don't know.
We were drinking this shitty...
1227
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,810
He kept asking me
fucking question.
1228
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,445
Damn! Why the fuck
would you do that?
1229
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,410
- I told you how dangerous he is.
- It doesn't sound like Nick.
1230
01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:00,642
Okay. Well,
you've known him for one day.
1231
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:02,922
- So how would you know?
- I don't know...
1232
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,125
I've seen him do dirt, we were
supposed to go to six flags.
1233
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:08,727
Argh. Fuck.
We gotta call him.
1234
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:09,966
- We gotta call him.
- No.
1235
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,280
- What do you mean, "no"?
- Don't call him.
1236
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,930
- We gotta call him.
- Don't call him.
1237
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,720
He told me if I told anyone,
he would kill me.
1238
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,211
- I don't give a shit.
- You don't know
1239
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,320
what he's capable of.
- I don't give a fuck, Ingrid!
1240
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:22,091
Look at your face!
What am I supposed to do?
1241
01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:24,641
Shh. Look... Shh.
1242
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,450
[panting]
1243
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,123
We need to be smart
about this, okay?
1244
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:34,280
I need you to be Batman.
1245
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,121
I am Batman.
1246
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,125
[Dan] We're not gonna kill
this dude, right?
1247
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,324
[Ingrid] No. No. We're just
gonna scare him a little bit.
1248
01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,851
We're going to take him
out to the desert
1249
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:46,649
and you're gonna tell him
if he doesn't leave me alone,
1250
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,848
- you're gonna fucking kill him.
- We should call the police.
1251
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:50,490
- No, No.
- We call the police, let them...
1252
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,329
- Nah, this shit just seems sca...
- Hey!
1253
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:54,841
Keep it together.
I thought you were Batman.
1254
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,486
I am Batman.
Batman don't do shit like this.
1255
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:00,366
I arrest people,
take them to Arkham Asylum,
1256
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,449
they possibly get out
a few months later
1257
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:04,363
and the cycle continues.
All right?
1258
01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:06,249
He deserves this.
You saw my bruise.
1259
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,402
- He fucked me up.
- [Dan panting]
1260
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:12,602
That's right.
He... He fucking hit you.
1261
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:16,961
[Exhales deeply]
1262
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:20,042
Tupac said,
"There'd be days like this".
1263
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:22,330
- All right, let's...
- Wait.
1264
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,846
Love you.
1265
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:48,965
Don't move.
1266
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:51,890
[Nicky] Did you guys
think this through?
1267
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,164
To tell you the truth,
I don't think you did.
1268
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:56,282
'Cause this should be
behind the back.
1269
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:57,691
Just pointing it out.
1270
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:01,642
Sad, but, um, don't worry.
I'm good. I'm gonna stay down.
1271
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,608
You know what,
I'm just thinking about this.
1272
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,371
Who would really want
to kidnap me?
1273
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:14,686
Ah, there's not many people
except maybe, um... Olga.
1274
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:19,327
Olga, is that you?
Who you got helping ya?
1275
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,200
Hello?
1276
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,442
I never knew I get car sick.
1277
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:27,928
Well, I never had
a bag on my head.
1278
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:30,042
- Shut the fuck up.
- Gentle.
1279
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:34,565
Oh, shit, really?
God, is this necessary?
1280
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,885
[Dan] Listen!
Leave Ingrid Thorburn
1281
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,445
- the fuck alone.
- Okay, come on.
1282
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,760
- [Dan] Do you understand?
- Come on, baby,
1283
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,365
- you can do this.
- This is a fucking warning!
1284
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,320
[Nicky] You know this bag
is see through, right?
1285
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:46,050
[grunting and groaning]
1286
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:47,887
Fuck!
1287
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:19,603
W-Wait. No, no, no, no, no.
Don't shoot me.
1288
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,131
[chokes]
1289
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:22,924
Motherfucker you shot me.
1290
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:27,602
Idiot. You drag me out
to the fucking desert
1291
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,282
- with a fucking paintball gun.
- [Dan coughing]
1292
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:32,290
[Dan groans]
1293
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,808
[grunting]
1294
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:37,926
[Ingrid] Stop!
1295
01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:58,645
[monitor beeping]
1296
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,170
[cell phone buzzing]
1297
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:08,361
- Hey.
- [Taylor over phone] Hey.
1298
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,046
Um, this is gonna sound weird,
1299
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:13,771
but have you heard
from Nicky at all?
1300
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,362
No, why?
Is everything all right?
1301
01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:17,811
[Taylor] Not really.
We haven't heard
1302
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,531
from him since yesterday.
I think his phone may be dead.
1303
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,204
Maybe he flew back to Paris.
1304
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:24,810
[Taylor] Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
1305
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:28,209
I don't know.
I'm just worried about him.
1306
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:29,805
I'm sure he's fine.
1307
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,525
But... do you wanna grab
a coffee and talk about it?
1308
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:35,405
[Taylor] No, I can't right now.
1309
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:38,201
Shit. Sorry, my mom's
calling me. I gotta go.
1310
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,040
- Okay. well I'm at...
- [phone disconnects]
1311
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:07,481
[Taylor] Last minute escape
to J. Tree. Hashtag, blue.
1312
01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:23,686
Hello?
1313
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,728
[Taylor] It's five o'clock
somewhere.
1314
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:51,050
[dial tone]
1315
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,045
[Ezra over phone] Hello.
1316
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:57,846
Hey.
1317
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,448
Wasn't expecting you.
Where are you guys?
1318
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:03,166
- [Ezra] We're at dinner.
- Oh, cool. Um...
1319
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:04,645
Yeah so, it's so weird.
1320
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:06,165
I know you guys
were in Joshua Tree
1321
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:07,969
and actually here, randomly,
on a yoga retreat.
1322
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:09,485
- So I figured we could all...
- [Ezra] We're not
1323
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:10,607
in Joshua Tree.
1324
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:14,960
- You're not?
- [Ezra] Taylor doesn't wanna
1325
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,206
see you anymore.
1326
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:21,526
Put Taylor on the phone.
1327
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:23,290
[Ezra] She doesn't want
to talk to you.
1328
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,764
Okay. [chuckles]
Um...
1329
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:33,686
Should I call back tomorrow?
Is that a better time, maybe?
1330
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:37,486
[Ezra] Nicky told us everything
about the phone, the kidnapping.
1331
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:39,005
If he hadn't tried
to blackmail you,
1332
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,248
you'd be in jail right now.
You understand?
1333
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:43,323
- Ezra, wait.
- [Ezra] Don't call here again.
1334
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,885
[phone disconnects]
- Hello?
1335
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:53,325
[dial tone]
1336
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:55,044
[Taylor on recording] Hey.
You've reached Taylor.
1337
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:56,651
- Leave a message.
- [answering machine beeps]
1338
01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:01,602
Hey, it's Ingrid. So I just had
the weirdest call with Ezra.
1339
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:04,883
And I just feel like,
we should talk about this.
1340
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,924
I don't know what
Nicky told you guys,
1341
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,924
but the fact is,
he's definitely lying.
1342
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:12,606
I mean, he was probably
drunk or something, so...
1343
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,729
I don't know,
but it sounded so insane.
1344
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,888
So just call me back
so we can talk about it.
1345
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:21,488
Okay. Please call me back.
It's Ingrid.
1346
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,370
[breathing heavily]
1347
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,206
[Taylor] Hey. You've reached
Taylor. Leave a message.
1348
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:28,647
- [answering machine beeps]
- Hey! Me again.
1349
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:32,731
Um, haven't heard back
so I'm starting to worry.
1350
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,365
I mean, this isn't like you.
1351
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,491
Call me back, okay?
Okay.
1352
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,926
[Taylor] Hey. You've reached
Taylor. Leave a message.
1353
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:45,247
- [answering machine beeps]
- Hey, it's me, again.
1354
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,443
Remember me, Ingrid?
1355
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,530
Ingrid, patron of the arts.
Ingrid, with the truck.
1356
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,125
Ingrid, who saved
your fucking dog's life.
1357
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,726
The least you can do is pick up
your fucking phone, you bitch.
1358
01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:01,051
[Taylor] Hey. You've reached
Taylor. Leave a message.
1359
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:03,801
- [answering machine beeps]
- Hey, it's me.
1360
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:06,171
I was totally kidding
1361
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:09,085
about all those messages
that I just left.
1362
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:12,010
It was a joke.
Gotcha. [laughs]
1363
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:16,329
Yes, I'm so angry at you.
It's me, Ingrid, I'm mean.
1364
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,042
I'm just kidding. So...
1365
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,881
anyway, I'm gonna be around
probably for another hour.
1366
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,128
So I have one more thing to do.
So give me a call.
1367
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,645
[phone rings]
1368
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,207
Oh, my God,
that's you calling in. Hello?
1369
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,324
[Ezra] Listen to me, you psycho.
1370
01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:34,881
If you don't stop this shit
right fucking now
1371
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:37,281
I'm calling the fucking cops.
Do you understand?
1372
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:38,731
It's three
in the fucking morning.
1373
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,531
- Just leave us the fuck alone.
- [phone disconnects]
1374
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:50,120
[operator] The voicemail box
you're trying to reach is full
1375
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,521
and cannot accept new messages.
Goodbye.
1376
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:56,167
Oh, no. No.
[moaning]
1377
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,409
[footsteps]
1378
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,010
You okay, Miss?
1379
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,167
I'm fine.
1380
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,164
Oh, okay.
Well, it's pretty hot out today.
1381
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:13,685
You might want
to get out of your car
1382
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:15,489
- and get inside, you know...
- I said I'm fine.
1383
01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:18,291
Okay, alright.
Whatever you say.
1384
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:26,969
You see that house over there...
1385
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,809
[Taylor] Twenty-two,
Flamingo Lane.
1386
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:40,971
Which piece of property
is it you're interested in?
1387
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,241
- Twenty-two, Flamingo Lane.
- Okay.
1388
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,729
Unfortunately...
1389
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,044
the people that live next door,
they already put an offer on it.
1390
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,201
No.
1391
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:53,965
I've got several other pieces
of property
1392
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:55,923
I'd be happy to show to you.
1393
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:03,885
That's $50,000.
1394
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:06,681
You can count it.
1395
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,245
[Electricity provider rep]
Sorry, but you must have
1396
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,010
a credit card or checking
account to open an account.
1397
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:46,525
[Ingrid] I already have
an account.
1398
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:47,965
[rep] That belonged
to the previous tenant.
1399
01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:49,565
- You have to open a new account.
- [Ingrid scoffs]
1400
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,563
Can you just, please,
give me one more week?
1401
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:54,246
[rep] Ma 'am, if you don't open
an account in the next 24 hours,
1402
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:55,960
we're gonna have
to shut off your power.
1403
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,565
Now, we do offer a payment plan
1404
01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:59,688
for those experiencing
a financial hardship.
1405
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,127
Fuck you, okay.
Fuck you, asshole.
1406
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:03,571
[sighs]
1407
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:18,891
[squelching]
1408
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:22,402
Fuck.
You piece of shit.
1409
01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:30,726
Not enough.
1410
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,765
Wanna take something off?
1411
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:37,165
Can't I just have it, man?
Come on, it's Halloween.
1412
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,681
Nah.
1413
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,762
- Fine.
- [clattering]
1414
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:47,604
["Somewhere Angels Are Smiling"
by Nora Johnston plays]
1415
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:50,843
♪ Holding an angel star ♪
1416
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,809
♪ Up above ♪
1417
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:56,963
♪ The one that's glowing
So bright ♪
1418
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:02,682
♪ And God's happy sunshine ♪
1419
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:06,607
♪ Will wake you ♪
1420
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:14,769
♪ After you slept
A good night ♪
1421
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:20,049
[Ingrid sighs]
1422
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,045
[Ingrid] Oh, fuck.
1423
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:31,566
Come on.
1424
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:38,371
No. Oh, co... come on!
What the fuck!
1425
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,042
[grunting] Goddamn it!
1426
01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:44,480
[party music playing
in the distance]
1427
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:46,124
[faint indistinct chatter]
1428
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:47,971
[Ingrid sighs]
1429
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,446
["Obsession" by Animotion plays]
1430
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:22,370
♪ You are an obsession ♪
1431
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,644
♪ I cannot sleep
I am your possession ♪
1432
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:29,084
♪ Unopened at your feet ♪
1433
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,089
[Ezra] So, I got a job back East
1434
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:33,083
and actually we will end up
selling the house.
1435
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,810
Yeah. It's gonna be
a concept designer for Levi's.
1436
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:40,010
Well, that's the opportunity.
1437
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:41,531
♪ Yes, I will have you ♪
1438
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:43,802
- ♪ I will find a way... ♪
- [buzzing, music stops]
1439
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,843
[Ingrid] Watch it, fucking dick!
1440
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:48,641
[Taylor] Ingrid?
1441
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,526
I... I literally just saw you.
1442
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:00,246
Whoo!
1443
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,242
- The fuck is she doing?
- Boo!
1444
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:11,640
Happy Halloween.
1445
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,931
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1446
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:16,048
No fucking way!
This bitch again?
1447
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:18,722
Piece of shit.
I'm calling the cops.
1448
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:20,883
[Ingrid] No, you don't... don't...
You don't have to do that.
1449
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:22,610
I'm not gonna hurt anyone.
1450
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,324
I'm not gonna do anything. Okay.
1451
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,329
I promise. I just needed
to charge my phone.
1452
01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:29,966
You're not welcome here
so get the fuck of my property.
1453
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,000
Can we just talk about this?
1454
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:33,963
I literally have nothing
to say to you.
1455
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,804
Please, just give me
five minutes. Okay?
1456
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:37,211
And I promise that
I'll leave you alone.
1457
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:39,965
I just...
I just wanna talk about it.
1458
01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:42,164
- Let me handle this, okay.
- No, it's fine, baby.
1459
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:44,169
- It's okay.
- Okay, it's fine. You got it.
1460
01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:46,126
Five minutes. That's it.
1461
01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:52,490
Okay.
Come on.
1462
01:24:58,480 --> 01:24:59,641
[sighs]
1463
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:03,806
Okay, are you going to say
what you wanted to say?
1464
01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:06,290
[Ingrid] Why are you
acting like that?
1465
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:09,084
It's just me, Ingrid.
1466
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:14,841
I'm sorry. Are you...
Are you actually insane?
1467
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,129
'Cause you do know Nicky almost
died because of you, right?
1468
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:22,525
I thought we were friends.
1469
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,807
- We had so much fun together.
- Oh, my God.
1470
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:29,289
Ingrid... [laughs]
we were never friends
1471
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:32,210
because everything
about you is such a fucking lie.
1472
01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:35,803
You just are some weird freak
that found me on Instagram.
1473
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:38,008
And that's basically
all this has been.
1474
01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:43,724
Everything about me is a lie.
Okay, well...
1475
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:45,965
- What?
- Everything about you
1476
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:47,690
is a fucking lie. Okay.
1477
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:50,285
- It is.
- Okay.
1478
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:52,323
Your brother is a drug addict.
1479
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:55,284
Your husband is an alcoholic
who fucking hates you.
1480
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:59,090
And you pretend to be
some cool L.A. chick,
1481
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,651
but you're full of shit.
1482
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:03,689
Ezra told me everything, okay.
He told me that
1483
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:06,286
when you moved here,
you were lame and basic,
1484
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:07,890
and you had no friends.
1485
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,605
You were just like me.
1486
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,924
[scoffs]
You know what, Ingrid, um...
1487
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:25,881
I was, uh,
actually never like you...
1488
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:31,764
because you are
a sad and pathetic,
1489
01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:34,009
and very sick person,
1490
01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:37,564
and you need professional help.
1491
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:44,851
Game over.
1492
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:50,770
Forgot something.
1493
01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:16,210
[Taylor] Phew!
Sorry about that, everyone.
1494
01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:19,443
Everything's okay.
Everything's cool. [giggles]
1495
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:31,171
Hey guys! it's me, Ingrid.
1496
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:34,925
[sighs] I've never done
this before, but...
1497
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:38,010
I didn't have
anyone else to talk to
1498
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:39,923
so I figured, why not.
1499
01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:44,566
I just wanted
to tell you guys that...
1500
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:48,044
basically everything I've posted
1501
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:51,124
in the last couple of months
is a total lie.
1502
01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:56,328
I haven't been living, some
like, glamorous life in L.A.
1503
01:27:58,200 --> 01:27:59,486
I'm just...
1504
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:02,920
a loser.
1505
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:07,011
I'm pathetic.
1506
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:12,891
[voice breaking] And I know
there's something wrong with me,
1507
01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:15,563
but I don't know how to fix it,
1508
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,889
and I don't know how to change.
1509
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:22,285
And I just...
don't think I can change.
1510
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,211
So maybe I'm just...
1511
01:28:26,120 --> 01:28:27,565
Maybe this is just who I am.
1512
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:30,484
And maybe I'm just tired...
1513
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,331
of trying to make people
like me.
1514
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:35,489
I'm tired of pretending like,
someone I'm not.
1515
01:28:35,840 --> 01:28:37,842
And I'm tired of being alone.
1516
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:39,240
And I'm just...
1517
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,367
just tired of being me so...
1518
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:45,560
I just...
1519
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:48,361
feel like...
1520
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,880
if you don't have anyone
to share anything with,
1521
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:55,649
then what'd the point of living?
1522
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,686
Yeah, so I guess
I'm just making this video...
1523
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:05,807
so you guys can see the real me.
At least once.
1524
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:10,931
So here I am.
1525
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,170
[sniffles]
1526
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:35,730
[nurse] Ingrid.
1527
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:38,325
Ingrid.
1528
01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:42,721
Ingrid. Ingrid.
1529
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:45,204
Ingrid can you hear me?
1530
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:47,963
There she is.
1531
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:52,205
Where's my phone?
1532
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:55,560
Take it easy.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
1533
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:58,605
Take it easy.
You've been through a lot.
1534
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:02,566
It's okay.
1535
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:05,331
What all that stuff?
1536
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,848
Apparently, you've got
a lot of fans out there.
1537
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:13,604
As a matter of fact,
one of them is here to see you.
1538
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:18,731
Hey, wassup, Ingrid?
1539
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:21,688
[nurse] Dan's the reason
you're still with us.
1540
01:31:22,480 --> 01:31:25,006
He saw your video online
and called 911.
1541
01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:29,123
- You're a lucky girl.
- [Dan] Batman to the rescue.
1542
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:31,606
The usual.
1543
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:36,445
Can you give us a minute?
1544
01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:39,685
Like the new whip?
1545
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,361
I know, I'm shining.
1546
01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:43,044
This is not the Batmobile,
but it'll do.
1547
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:45,210
I asked for black, but...
1548
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:48,009
- they... they out of black.
- [chuckles]
1549
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:52,921
I like it.
1550
01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:58,206
Baby, where did you go?
Why did... Why did you leave?
1551
01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:02,320
I mean, are you going
to disappear on me again
1552
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:04,165
in another three weeks?
1553
01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:09,524
Yeah, yeah.
1554
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:12,971
How you feeling?
1555
01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:16,521
- I feel stupid.
- Oh, come on, don't say that.
1556
01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:18,170
Why so serious?
1557
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:24,162
Come on,
nobody wants to see this.
1558
01:32:26,360 --> 01:32:28,886
[Dan] Okay.
I know what'll cheer you up.
1559
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,729
Oh, I'm fine. by the way.
1560
01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:38,682
Take a look. Go ahead.
1561
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:43,721
Your little suicide video
went viral.
1562
01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:47,489
Your face is all over
the internet.
1563
01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:53,690
Look at them.
Thousands, and thousands
1564
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:55,850
and thousands.
1565
01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:59,082
You're an inspiration, babe.
1566
01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:02,090
You have a hashtag.
1567
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:05,929
Hashtag I am Ingrid.
1568
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:08,087
[man] Feel better soon.
1569
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:10,003
- Praying for your recovery
- [woman] Amazing.
1570
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:12,521
[overlapping Wishes]
1571
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:21,927
[man] You're too good to do that
to yourself. I gotta tell you,
1572
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:23,570
- you're fucking beautiful
- [woman] You're a hero.
1573
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:24,880
Hashtag I am Ingrid.
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