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LUTHOR [IN VOICEOVER]:
Just look at him.
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So sleek, so powerful...
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...so beautiful.
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Like some great golden god
made flesh.
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Of course, any sensible god
would demand absolute obedience...
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...in return for his favor.
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But, no, our Man of Steel
protects us and keeps us...
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...with no strings attached.
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And the people, hmm...
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...they practically worship him anyway.
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Enjoy your reign
while you may, Superman.
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For as surely as night follows day...
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...there comes a time
when even gods must die.
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PERRY: I don't care how many weeks
you spent on that story, Lane.
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The Daily Planet is not about
to attack a charity organization.
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You know Lex Luthor couldn't care less
about the homeless, chief.
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It's a front to siphon money
back to LexCorp...
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...so he can fund the manufacture
of high-tech arms...
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...to sell on the black market.
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Allegedly.
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Look, how many exposés do I have to write
before Metropolis wakes up...
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...and sees through
Luthor's philanthropy shtick?
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As many as it takes.
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PERRY:
But it helps to have a smoking gun.
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LOIS: You sure you're not
on LexCorp's payroll, chief?
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You've been mighty soft
on the prince of darkness lately.
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PERRY: Excuse me for not wanting
to be sued for libel, again.
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Well, LexCorp's going down...
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...whether it's me
or Superman who does it.
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If it's Superman, that makes it news,
and I'll be happy to print it.
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Kent, shouldn't you be
on your way to the airport?
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I always make my flight, chief.
Just packing the last of my things.
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Well, don't forget to write.
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Sure thing, Perry.
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Articles, Kent, articles.
That's what foreign correspondents do.
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Perry's really broken up
about you leaving.
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Ah, he'll miss me
when I'm gone, Jimmy.
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Well, I'm off to Afghanistan, Lois.
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Happy trails, Smallville.
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Guess I'll be seeing you.
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Don't step on any landmines.
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[DINGS]
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[LASER DRILL WHINES]
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MURPHY:
Two miles below Earth's surface.
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Even Superman can't see us here.
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Luthor's sure to be happy about that.
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[BEEPING]
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-Heat's fricking unbearable.
-Yeah, forget Luthor and his happiness.
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"I shall invent a new energy source...
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...by harnessing radiation
emitted from the Earth's core."
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And rake in billions while we drown
in our own sweat.
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Don't be surprised if he asks us
to dig straight to hell.
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We're halfway there already.
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"Insert a diode catheter
into Satan's rectum...
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...run a feed back to LexCorp,
and crank up the juice."
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"Keep Metropolis' power grids
burning bright until the end of time."
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[CHUCKLING]
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DRILL OPERATOR:
Whoa! Dr. Murphy.
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-What is it?
-I'm no scientist.
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You tell me.
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Lex.
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Oh.
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Get this to Biochem, hand-carry only.
Keep it off the interlink.
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I know the drill, Lex.
What is it, the cure for cancer?
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Muscular dystrophy.
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I can cure every known case
with a simple inoculation.
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Have Swan find a way
to slow it to a crawl...
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...turn it into
a lifetime treatment program.
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Right now, it's a mere
$300-billion windfall.
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And you need it
to be a perennial, got it.
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But Swan's working the AIDS thing.
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Oh, right.
What about Schaffenberger?
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-Bird flu.
-Mm.
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Guess Jerry's kids
will have to wait their turn.
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Now, Mercy,
what have you got for me?
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Project Applecore.
They've hit the mother lode.
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ROBOT:
Have you cured cancer yet, Kal-El?
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I can design a machine
that receives faint transmissions...
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...from the distant future,
sculpt a miniature sun...
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...from dwarf-star matter...
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...but I can't find a way to keep
human cells from metastasizing.
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I wish I could help humankind by doing
more than just being its resident strongman.
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One thing I've learned since arriving
in Metropolis is that those in power...
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...don't always have
the people's interests at heart.
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As much as I love dishing
on evil bald-headed freaks...
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...I thought we came here
to get away from it all.
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You wouldn't have a blow-dryer?
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We'll need to get you
a larger travel bag, Lois.
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I wouldn't need so many warm baths
if our weekend getaway was Palm Springs.
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The Antarctic camouflages Kryptonian
crystal-tech far better than cacti.
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But next time you catch a chill,
give a holler, I'll warm you.
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You wouldn't use your heat vision
on me, would you, Superman?
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-No, just the x-ray.
-You're bad.
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Um, maybe we could find
a robot-free zone?
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[CRASHING]
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That's it, Mr. Luthor.
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-Definitely a spacecraft.
-Of alien origin.
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Vintage?
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-We're deep.
-Before Christ deep.
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That's a conservative estimate.
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Last time aliens fell to Earth,
we got Superman.
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This time, whatever's
in that tin can will belong to me...
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...lock, stock and barrel.
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[WORKERS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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What happened?
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[HISSING]
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MURPHY:
We have a puncture.
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[SPACECRAFT WHINING]
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[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
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How are we supposed
to understand him?
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It's a warning.
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MURPHY: Aah!
ANDERSON: Clear out! Clear out!
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[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]
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[MURPHY GASPS AND SCREAMS]
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[MURPHY SCREAMS]
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[DOOMSDAY ROARS]
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MAN:
Use the laser! The laser!
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[DOOMSDAY ROARING
AND PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[SCREAMING OVER MONITOR]
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[BONES CRACKING]
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[MAN SCREAMING]
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If an alien race possessed
the technology to trap that thing...
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...and use Earth as their personal toilet,
they did so for one reason.
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They couldn't kill it.
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[MAN SCREAMS]
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[RUSTLING]
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[ANTLERS BREAK]
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You know, I've been thinking....
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-Hmm?
-About Clark.
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Kent? While you're snuggling
with me?
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I think I'm jealous.
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Smallville's going on assignment
in a dangerous part of the world.
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They say I'm brave,
but I'm bulletproof.
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Ordinary men and women
who put their lives on the line...
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...they're the real heroes.
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I just find it interesting that
the more intimate you and I become...
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...the more distant
Clark becomes, literally.
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Superman, I wanna know everything
there is to know about you...
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...like your real name.
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Hmm. It's Kal-El.
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Your other real name.
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[DOG BARKING]
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[GROANS]
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[DOG YELPS]
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Biscuit.
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Biscuit.
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Mother....
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Aaarggh!
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That monster's trail of destruction will lead
the authorities right to my doorstep.
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Relax, Lex. Applecore may have been illegal,
but it was completely under the radar.
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See that it stays that way.
Scorch Earth if you have to.
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LexCorp was never there.
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Look, I know who you are.
Why can't you just tell me?
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Lois, I care about you
more than anyone else on Earth.
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To reveal my secret identity
would compromise your safety.
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Please. My safety was compromised
the moment I met you.
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How many times
have you had to rescue me?
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Rhetorical.
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I haven't told you my identity for the same
reason we haven't gone public...
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...with our relationship,
why we come here to be alone.
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Well, try reading a gossip column.
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Practically all of Metropolis
thinks we're dating anyway.
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You're clinging to keep one last part
of you separate from us...
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...and the only reason I can fathom
is that for an alien...
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...you've developed a very human,
very male fear of commitment.
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We've been together for six months.
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It'd be nice if I could start calling you
something other than Superman.
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ROBOT: He also goes by Kal-El.
-Shut up.
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[TREES CRASHING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
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[CRASHING]
[MAN GASPING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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Well, that was some first fight.
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Be nice if it was our last.
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Maybe you're right. Maybe it is time
you got to know the real me.
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ROBOT:
Kal-El.
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-This isn't a good time.
ROBOT: You are needed in Metropolis.
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It is a matter of terrific urgency.
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I have isolated a match
via interstellar records...
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...from your father's archives.
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The subject in question
was biologically engineered...
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...to be the ultimate soldier.
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Precise, clinical, unstoppable.
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But its creators came to realize...
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...that it could not distinguish
between friend and foe.
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Thus, this doomsday machine
lives to extinguish any and all life forms...
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...because it must.
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MAN [OVER MEGAPHONE]:
We need to clear this area.
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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Fire!
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[MAN SCREAMS]
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LOIS:
You're dropping me off here?
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Doomsday's at Hob's End
on the East Side.
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SUPERMAN:
Exactly.
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Jimmy, meet me on the roof,
and don't forget your camera.
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[SCREAMING THEN HEAD SNAPS]
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[BULLETS ZINGING]
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[SOLDIER SCREAMS THEN GRUNTS]
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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[CRACKING]
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[SUPERMAN GRUNTING]
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[DOOMSDAY ROARS]
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Uh, Lois, shouldn't we wait
for a pilot?
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I'm an Air Force brat, remember?
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I was flying these things
when you were still in training pants.
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Now, hang on.
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Aah!
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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
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[THUDS]
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There.
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[GRUNTING]
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Jimmy, camera on the action.
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[GROWLS]
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Oh, man, he can jump!
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SUPERMAN:
Aah!
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JIMMY:
Thanks, Superman.
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[VOMITS]
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Get out of here. Now.
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Superman, don't--
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It's why I'm here.
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[DOOMSDAY GROWLS]
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[GROWLS]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
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[POUNDING]
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[MAN GRUNTING]
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[SUPERMAN GRUNTING]
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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I've never seen Superman
take such a pounding.
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Not that he can't dish it.
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NEWSCASTER [ON TV]: For those just
joining us, Metropolis is the scene...
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...of widespread destruction
this morning...
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...as Superman attempts to overpower
a creature responsible...
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...for a string of grisly murders.
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00:24:27,945 --> 00:24:31,573
But as of right now, it's uncertain
which way the tide will turn.
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[SUPERMAN GRUNTING]
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[SUPERMAN GRUNTING]
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[COUGHS AND GASPS]
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Lois, do you think Superman's o--?
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Camera on the action, Jimmy.
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[GIRL CRYING]
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[GROWLS]
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[WHOOSHING]
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00:26:49,878 --> 00:26:51,713
Superman.
247
00:26:56,427 --> 00:26:57,552
[SUPERMAN GRUNTS]
248
00:27:02,975 --> 00:27:04,434
Is everyone...?
249
00:27:04,977 --> 00:27:09,605
You did it, Superman.
We're safe, all of us.
250
00:27:10,899 --> 00:27:13,651
Good. That's....
251
00:27:13,819 --> 00:27:17,613
That's all that matters.
252
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,282
[GASPS]
253
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:20,908
Clark.
254
00:27:24,455 --> 00:27:27,457
[SOBBING]
255
00:27:40,804 --> 00:27:43,973
[MARTHA SOBBING]
256
00:28:15,005 --> 00:28:18,132
MAYOR:
Superman died as he lived...
257
00:28:18,675 --> 00:28:21,344
...defending Metropolis.
258
00:28:21,512 --> 00:28:24,263
He may have come
from another world...
259
00:28:25,057 --> 00:28:28,684
...but he will always belong to ours.
260
00:28:52,209 --> 00:28:53,835
James Olsen?
261
00:28:54,002 --> 00:28:56,295
Your photos of the tragedy were....
262
00:28:56,463 --> 00:28:58,464
Well, words fail.
263
00:28:58,632 --> 00:29:02,718
It must have been hard for you,
being Superman's pal, I mean.
264
00:29:02,886 --> 00:29:04,345
If you ever need to talk.
265
00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:14,188
[CHATTERING]
266
00:29:29,955 --> 00:29:31,622
What is he doing here?
267
00:29:31,790 --> 00:29:34,584
I wouldn't be surprised
if he's somehow responsible.
268
00:29:34,751 --> 00:29:36,919
Luthor doesn't matter right now.
269
00:29:37,087 --> 00:29:39,088
Come on, Lois.
270
00:29:40,215 --> 00:29:42,216
NEWSCASTER:
Today, Superman's funeral was viewed...
271
00:29:42,384 --> 00:29:44,719
...by hundreds of millions worldwide.
272
00:29:44,887 --> 00:29:49,098
Not since President Kennedy died
has our nation so collectively mourned.
273
00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:53,019
Yet it is the people of Metropolis
who are feeling the loss most...
274
00:29:53,187 --> 00:29:55,104
...as we knew him best.
275
00:29:55,272 --> 00:29:59,108
So let us take a brief moment
to celebrate his time with us.
276
00:29:59,276 --> 00:30:02,486
Last year for Halloween,
I dressed like Superman.
277
00:30:02,654 --> 00:30:06,449
Now I'm gonna do it every year
for the rest of my life.
278
00:30:06,617 --> 00:30:10,912
MAN [ON TV]: I was installing a satellite dish
when I slipped off the roof, three stories.
279
00:30:11,079 --> 00:30:12,955
I should have been a goner.
But out of nowhere...
280
00:30:13,123 --> 00:30:16,709
...everyone's guardian angel
was suddenly mine too.
281
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:22,798
PERRY:
Not a word from Kent.
282
00:30:22,966 --> 00:30:25,801
He hasn't called, hasn't e-mailed.
283
00:30:25,969 --> 00:30:28,679
Clark isn't coming back.
284
00:30:28,847 --> 00:30:32,141
It's Afghanistan, chief.
People die there every day.
285
00:30:32,309 --> 00:30:35,770
Look, Lane, Kent's fine.
Just lost in the trenches.
286
00:30:35,938 --> 00:30:38,147
You know how he disappears
into his work.
287
00:30:38,607 --> 00:30:42,318
What are you doing here anyway?
I told you to take time off.
288
00:30:42,486 --> 00:30:45,821
And do what?
I'm trying to keep myself occupied.
289
00:30:45,989 --> 00:30:48,991
Well, occupy yourself
with friends or family.
290
00:30:49,159 --> 00:30:51,661
You must have someone
you can talk to.
291
00:31:07,970 --> 00:31:10,346
-Yes?
-Mrs. Kent?
292
00:31:10,514 --> 00:31:12,181
I'm Lois Lane.
293
00:31:12,349 --> 00:31:15,351
-From the Daily Pl--
-I know who you are, Miss Lane.
294
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:18,187
My son talks about you quite often.
295
00:31:18,355 --> 00:31:20,356
He's the reason I've come to see you.
296
00:31:20,983 --> 00:31:23,150
Has there been word
from Afghanistan?
297
00:31:23,318 --> 00:31:25,611
I've been--
Well, I have been so worried.
298
00:31:25,779 --> 00:31:27,530
Mrs. Kent...
299
00:31:27,698 --> 00:31:30,992
...you know as well as I do
that your son...
300
00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:34,287
...died in Metropolis last week.
301
00:31:35,956 --> 00:31:39,292
-Look, I'm not here as a reporter. I--
-Then why are you here, Miss Lane?
302
00:31:39,459 --> 00:31:42,503
I don't know exactly.
303
00:31:42,671 --> 00:31:45,172
Maybe it's just....
304
00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:47,925
I don't know if he told you,
but we had been seeing each other...
305
00:31:48,093 --> 00:31:51,721
...for the past few months,
romantically, I mean.
306
00:31:51,888 --> 00:31:54,390
And I know the rest
of the world adored him...
307
00:31:54,558 --> 00:31:56,058
...and misses him
now that he's gone...
308
00:31:56,226 --> 00:31:59,061
...but no one else
on this whole stupid planet...
309
00:31:59,229 --> 00:32:05,318
...can know what it felt like
to really love him, to be loved by him...
310
00:32:05,485 --> 00:32:06,610
...or how it feels now...
311
00:32:06,778 --> 00:32:11,032
...every minute of every day,
like I'm broken.
312
00:32:11,199 --> 00:32:16,579
Like I'm the one
that freaking monster pounded on.
313
00:32:17,706 --> 00:32:20,416
[CRYING AND SNIFFLING]
314
00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:24,295
[SIGHS]
315
00:32:24,588 --> 00:32:29,383
You know, I was just about
to put on a fresh pot of coffee.
316
00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:31,177
You look like
you could use a cup.
317
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,847
God, yes. Thank you.
318
00:32:40,312 --> 00:32:42,938
[SIREN WAILING]
319
00:32:44,441 --> 00:32:45,566
NEWSCASTER [ON TV]:
As feared...
320
00:32:45,734 --> 00:32:47,651
...crime rates have soared
in the past weeks.
321
00:32:47,819 --> 00:32:49,445
Criminals have become more daring...
322
00:32:49,613 --> 00:32:52,782
...and Metropolis P.D. remains
understaffed and underfunded.
323
00:32:52,949 --> 00:32:53,949
On the bright side...
324
00:32:54,117 --> 00:32:56,786
...technologies mogul
and philanthropist Lex Luthor...
325
00:32:56,953 --> 00:33:00,623
...contributed $10 million
to the police department earlier today.
326
00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:04,293
But ultimately, Metropolis
is faced with a stark reality...
327
00:33:04,461 --> 00:33:06,796
...that no police force,
no matter how well-equipped...
328
00:33:06,963 --> 00:33:09,590
...will ever be as omnipresent
as one man.
329
00:33:10,884 --> 00:33:12,927
[ALARM BELL RINGING]
330
00:33:18,767 --> 00:33:20,643
SWANK:
You've made the right decision, James.
331
00:33:20,811 --> 00:33:24,605
We at the National Voyeur feel
there's enough misery in the world today.
332
00:33:24,773 --> 00:33:26,482
Why rub people's noses in it?
333
00:33:26,650 --> 00:33:28,734
We're in the business
of entertainment, Mr. Swank.
334
00:33:28,902 --> 00:33:30,820
And making money, James.
335
00:33:31,738 --> 00:33:34,490
Please, call me Jimmy.
336
00:33:34,658 --> 00:33:35,825
Jimmy gave notice?
337
00:33:36,159 --> 00:33:41,163
What notice? Little ingrate up and left.
Working for that tabloid rag.
338
00:33:41,331 --> 00:33:42,748
But why would he--?
339
00:33:45,836 --> 00:33:48,921
Look, chief, this has been hard
on all of us, Jimmy included.
340
00:33:49,089 --> 00:33:52,842
I'm sure this is just his way
of trying to, you know, heal.
341
00:33:53,009 --> 00:33:56,387
Don't sugarcoat it, Lane.
Olsen's weak.
342
00:33:56,555 --> 00:33:59,098
He isn't man enough
to keep a grip on his ideals.
343
00:34:02,769 --> 00:34:07,690
Easy enough to lose sight of, I suppose,
in a world without Superman.
344
00:34:08,275 --> 00:34:12,695
Which reminds me, you rode shotgun
with Metro P.D. on that sleeper-cell raid.
345
00:34:13,155 --> 00:34:14,488
Kind of risky, don't you think?
346
00:34:14,656 --> 00:34:17,199
No more than usual, chief.
Why should things be any different?
347
00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:21,370
Because he isn't here to pull your ass
out of the fire anymore, that's why.
348
00:34:22,539 --> 00:34:24,874
Be careful, Lane.
349
00:34:30,589 --> 00:34:32,381
Taken before his time.
350
00:34:32,549 --> 00:34:35,134
So completely...
351
00:34:35,302 --> 00:34:38,387
...absurdly random.
352
00:34:38,555 --> 00:34:41,891
Come on, Lex. I figured
you'd be stoked he's finally gone.
353
00:34:42,058 --> 00:34:43,350
Isn't this what you wanted?
354
00:34:43,518 --> 00:34:46,187
I wanted a winning strategy.
355
00:34:46,354 --> 00:34:50,441
Instead, I've been cheated of the victory
I've planned for years...
356
00:34:50,609 --> 00:34:53,569
...by an intergalactic soccer hooligan.
357
00:34:53,737 --> 00:34:56,155
Your scientists found the hooligan.
358
00:34:56,323 --> 00:34:58,032
Speaking of which...
359
00:34:58,533 --> 00:35:01,035
...you did see to it that little mess
was cleaned up?
360
00:35:01,203 --> 00:35:04,205
LexCorp was never there.
361
00:35:04,789 --> 00:35:06,665
[GUNSHOT]
362
00:35:09,211 --> 00:35:11,754
And neither were you.
363
00:35:13,256 --> 00:35:15,549
[SIRENS WAILING]
364
00:35:15,717 --> 00:35:17,718
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
365
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:29,647
[CRYING]
366
00:35:33,401 --> 00:35:35,903
Toyman doesn't feel like sharing.
367
00:35:36,071 --> 00:35:38,697
The goodies are mine, mine, mine.
368
00:35:41,576 --> 00:35:45,496
All you action figures
and your accessories better back off...
369
00:35:45,830 --> 00:35:50,793
...or the kiddies are coming down
the hard way, ker-splat!
370
00:35:53,004 --> 00:35:54,505
[WHISPERING]
Are you suicidal?
371
00:35:54,673 --> 00:35:56,924
We're supposed to report news,
not make it.
372
00:35:57,092 --> 00:35:59,593
Forget the news.
Those kids are gonna die.
373
00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:02,263
[ENGINES STARTING
THEN SIRENS WAILING]
374
00:36:04,808 --> 00:36:09,645
That's it, ta-ta.
We'll play again another day.
375
00:36:19,781 --> 00:36:20,948
It's okay.
376
00:36:21,116 --> 00:36:23,158
[SOBBING]
377
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,375
[LOIS GRUNTS]
378
00:36:37,924 --> 00:36:39,258
Come on.
379
00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:50,853
It's safe now.
380
00:36:52,147 --> 00:36:53,856
It's okay.
381
00:36:54,024 --> 00:36:55,024
[SCREAMS]
382
00:36:55,233 --> 00:36:56,483
Wha--?
383
00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:02,823
My play dates.
384
00:37:10,332 --> 00:37:12,833
Fun time's over!
385
00:37:15,253 --> 00:37:16,295
[GIRL SCREAMS]
386
00:37:20,342 --> 00:37:21,383
[GIRL SCREAMING]
387
00:37:29,309 --> 00:37:32,394
School's out forever!
388
00:37:35,231 --> 00:37:36,440
[LOIS GASPS AND GIRL SCREAMS]
389
00:37:36,608 --> 00:37:37,733
[GASPING]
390
00:37:42,238 --> 00:37:43,739
[SCREAMING]
391
00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:55,959
Your stop. Be right back.
392
00:37:56,961 --> 00:37:58,921
[CHATTERING]
393
00:38:00,090 --> 00:38:01,173
WOMAN:
Superman's back?
394
00:38:02,217 --> 00:38:03,842
You? But you're--
395
00:38:04,010 --> 00:38:05,344
Taking you in, Toyman.
396
00:38:06,221 --> 00:38:07,971
Giddyup!
397
00:38:19,901 --> 00:38:22,444
TOYMAN:
Aah!
398
00:38:27,450 --> 00:38:29,910
[CHEERING]
399
00:38:33,123 --> 00:38:37,376
Pfft. Like we really needed him
to bust up a mechanical spider, right?
400
00:38:37,544 --> 00:38:39,253
Lame.
401
00:38:42,507 --> 00:38:46,301
Um, thank you, Superman.
402
00:38:46,469 --> 00:38:48,262
It's why I'm here.
403
00:39:00,316 --> 00:39:01,650
It's really me, Lois.
404
00:39:02,235 --> 00:39:03,277
I'm back.
405
00:39:03,445 --> 00:39:06,363
I can see that, feel that.
406
00:39:06,531 --> 00:39:07,573
But how?
407
00:39:07,741 --> 00:39:10,784
I awoke in darkness.
408
00:39:10,952 --> 00:39:13,036
The last thing I remember
before that is....
409
00:39:13,204 --> 00:39:16,123
You're here, unless I'm dreaming.
410
00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:17,583
That's all that matters.
411
00:39:17,751 --> 00:39:19,001
Oh, you missed it.
412
00:39:30,263 --> 00:39:32,181
SUPERMAN:
Here you go.
413
00:39:33,224 --> 00:39:35,726
LOIS:
Oh.... Mm.
414
00:39:36,978 --> 00:39:40,022
You are glad to see me?
415
00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:42,983
Of course, Lois. It's just....
416
00:39:43,151 --> 00:39:44,693
I may need time to re-acclimate.
417
00:39:44,861 --> 00:39:47,112
I did just come back
from the grave, you know.
418
00:39:47,405 --> 00:39:48,947
Of course.
419
00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:52,075
So see you soon?
420
00:39:52,243 --> 00:39:54,036
Yeah. Soon.
421
00:40:05,006 --> 00:40:08,759
MAYOR: We will soon commence
renovation of Superman Memorial Park...
422
00:40:08,927 --> 00:40:11,386
...to celebrate
the occasion of his return.
423
00:40:11,554 --> 00:40:12,888
There's work to be done.
424
00:40:13,056 --> 00:40:15,140
But I will make the streets
of Metropolis safe again.
425
00:40:16,851 --> 00:40:19,019
It's a miracle.
426
00:40:19,187 --> 00:40:20,687
A miracle.
427
00:40:25,735 --> 00:40:27,236
MAN:
Can you believe Superman's back?
428
00:40:27,403 --> 00:40:31,031
WOMAN: He'll whip this city back to shape.
MAN: I thought Superman wasn't dead.
429
00:40:43,086 --> 00:40:44,586
SUPERMAN:
Luthor.
430
00:40:46,923 --> 00:40:49,424
LUTHOR:
Over here, Superman.
431
00:40:55,598 --> 00:40:57,432
Warm.
432
00:41:02,397 --> 00:41:04,439
Warmer.
433
00:41:06,025 --> 00:41:09,611
If you're wondering why you can't
see through these walls, Superman...
434
00:41:09,779 --> 00:41:11,405
...they're lined with lead.
435
00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,626
[GRUNTING]
436
00:41:25,461 --> 00:41:30,674
My rumpus room also comes equipped
with red solar lamps...
437
00:41:30,842 --> 00:41:34,595
...and, of course, kryptonite.
438
00:41:35,221 --> 00:41:38,265
Red and green,
the colors of Christmas.
439
00:41:39,142 --> 00:41:44,146
And you are on the naughty list!
440
00:41:44,647 --> 00:41:46,481
Why did you leave me?
441
00:41:46,649 --> 00:41:48,191
Why?
442
00:41:48,484 --> 00:41:49,818
[BOTH GRUNT]
443
00:41:52,989 --> 00:41:56,283
We had so much unfinished business.
444
00:41:56,910 --> 00:41:58,619
[GRUNTING]
445
00:42:07,795 --> 00:42:09,504
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
446
00:42:09,672 --> 00:42:11,965
Who's your daddy?
447
00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:18,138
By the way, you're doing a fine job
of convincing the world you're Superman.
448
00:42:18,306 --> 00:42:20,515
Keep up the good work.
449
00:42:31,486 --> 00:42:33,195
LUTHOR:
I've done it, Superman.
450
00:42:33,363 --> 00:42:35,364
Achieved the unimaginable.
451
00:42:35,698 --> 00:42:39,618
Sculpted your clone with a strand
of DNA from a fleck of blood...
452
00:42:39,786 --> 00:42:42,871
...swabbed from the scene
of your epic final battle.
453
00:42:43,039 --> 00:42:49,002
Your doppelgänger possesses
all of your speed, strength, morality even.
454
00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:51,046
But not your mind.
455
00:42:51,214 --> 00:42:53,840
Only knows what
I've programmed him to know...
456
00:42:54,008 --> 00:42:57,135
...since you took your secrets
to the proverbial grave.
457
00:42:57,303 --> 00:42:59,554
But why should I complain?
458
00:42:59,722 --> 00:43:03,767
My super-powered sycophant
bows to my every whim.
459
00:43:03,935 --> 00:43:08,647
Even tunneled all the way to Memorial Park
to pluck you from your resting place.
460
00:43:08,898 --> 00:43:14,486
A bit ghoulish, I know,
but necessary to stage your coming out.
461
00:43:14,904 --> 00:43:18,532
I resented being cheated
out of orchestrating your destruction...
462
00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:19,741
...but I'm over it.
463
00:43:19,909 --> 00:43:23,829
In fact, this whole miserable experience
has only made me stronger.
464
00:43:23,997 --> 00:43:26,331
Put me back in touch with my roots.
465
00:43:26,916 --> 00:43:32,295
So now that you no longer stand
in the way of my plans, Superman...
466
00:43:32,463 --> 00:43:34,840
...you shall help me to achieve them.
467
00:43:52,233 --> 00:43:54,609
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
468
00:43:54,777 --> 00:43:57,696
Lane. Martha, hi.
469
00:43:57,864 --> 00:44:01,033
Clark still hasn't visited.
Hasn't even phoned.
470
00:44:01,325 --> 00:44:04,953
He-- He's a little preoccupied
here in Bigville.
471
00:44:05,121 --> 00:44:06,788
You know, making up for lost time.
472
00:44:06,956 --> 00:44:08,957
Well, you see him, don't you?
473
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,793
Not as much as I'd like.
474
00:44:11,961 --> 00:44:15,505
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
475
00:44:19,302 --> 00:44:22,137
[PAPARAZZI SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
476
00:44:26,017 --> 00:44:29,728
LOIS: So this is what a potential
Pulitzer Prize winner does for a second act?
477
00:44:29,896 --> 00:44:32,147
Lois, hey.
478
00:44:32,315 --> 00:44:34,941
Don't think they'll let you past
the ropes wearing that.
479
00:44:35,109 --> 00:44:36,151
Ow, ow, ow!
480
00:44:36,486 --> 00:44:39,988
I'm not here to go clubbing, Jimmy.
I'm here to talk.
481
00:44:40,156 --> 00:44:41,281
[CROWD LAUGHS]
482
00:44:41,449 --> 00:44:44,326
[CROWD SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
483
00:44:46,245 --> 00:44:48,038
Lois, I'm working here.
484
00:44:48,206 --> 00:44:49,831
Jimmy, look at you.
485
00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:51,875
Italian silk.
486
00:44:52,043 --> 00:44:53,835
You're underpaid at the Planet,
you know.
487
00:44:54,003 --> 00:44:58,340
I meant I'm not sure
I like what you think you've become.
488
00:44:58,841 --> 00:45:02,177
Ha-ha, speaking of changes,
how about the big S, huh?
489
00:45:02,345 --> 00:45:06,515
Ever consider the big S
may not be what he seems?
490
00:45:06,933 --> 00:45:09,017
He wears red and blue, flies...
491
00:45:09,185 --> 00:45:12,854
...crime rate's plummeted
since he's risen from the grave.
492
00:45:13,022 --> 00:45:14,523
Gosh, you think he's a zombie?
493
00:45:14,690 --> 00:45:16,525
I'm not sure what he is.
494
00:45:16,692 --> 00:45:19,361
Call it reporter's nose
or woman's intuition, but--
495
00:45:19,529 --> 00:45:21,196
Whoa, you're not serious?
496
00:45:21,364 --> 00:45:23,323
Why wouldn't you think
he's really Superman?
497
00:45:27,537 --> 00:45:30,163
Okay, weird.
But it doesn't mean he's--
498
00:45:30,331 --> 00:45:33,708
-I need to know the truth.
-And you could use my help.
499
00:45:33,876 --> 00:45:36,336
Come on, Jimmy,
for old times' sake?
500
00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:43,844
I've moved on, Lois.
I like my life the way it is now.
501
00:45:44,011 --> 00:45:46,304
I like it just fine.
502
00:45:51,435 --> 00:45:53,395
LUTHOR:
And how was your day, Superman?
503
00:45:53,563 --> 00:45:54,896
Save any lives?
504
00:46:01,737 --> 00:46:05,240
A 19-second blackout at 3:47 a.m.
505
00:46:07,785 --> 00:46:09,661
Had to be an EMP.
506
00:46:10,830 --> 00:46:14,541
But you didn't get up
and walk away, Superman.
507
00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:16,501
Where the hell are you?
508
00:46:18,963 --> 00:46:21,715
[EKG BEEPING]
509
00:46:42,069 --> 00:46:44,529
NEWSCASTER [ON TV]:
Winslow P. Schott, a.k.a. Toyman...
510
00:46:44,697 --> 00:46:46,531
...escaped from prison
early this morning...
511
00:46:46,699 --> 00:46:50,452
...and proceeded to hold several children
hostage at a daycare center.
512
00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:52,037
After a prolonged standoff...
513
00:46:52,205 --> 00:46:55,290
...the fugitive was apprehended
by police just moments ago.
514
00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:58,293
But though Toyman is now safely
in police custody...
515
00:46:58,461 --> 00:47:00,629
...there is a tragic element
to the scene.
516
00:47:00,796 --> 00:47:04,966
Minutes before his capture,
Toyman took the life of young Katy Alpert.
517
00:47:05,885 --> 00:47:07,802
She was only 4 years old.
518
00:47:16,646 --> 00:47:19,606
I'm alive?
519
00:47:19,774 --> 00:47:21,399
ROBOT:
It would seem that on this world...
520
00:47:21,567 --> 00:47:24,277
...the laws of human death
do not apply to you, Kal-El.
521
00:47:24,737 --> 00:47:28,490
I only came to realize it 17 days
after your apparent demise...
522
00:47:28,658 --> 00:47:31,826
...when I was alerted to a single pulse
of your biorhythmic signature.
523
00:47:32,161 --> 00:47:37,207
So my vitals slowed to a crawl....
524
00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:39,125
ROBOT:
To better enable you to heal.
525
00:47:39,502 --> 00:47:43,421
I had to await a second pulse,
17 days later, in order to find you...
526
00:47:43,589 --> 00:47:46,341
...once I discovered
your body had been relocated.
527
00:47:46,509 --> 00:47:47,676
Relocated?
528
00:47:48,010 --> 00:47:49,469
To LexCorp.
529
00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:52,347
It would appear
that Lex Luthor has cloned you.
530
00:47:52,515 --> 00:47:55,308
I need to get back to Metropolis.
531
00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:57,185
ROBOT:
Once you have regained your strength.
532
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,437
I am uncertain
of your double's agenda...
533
00:47:59,605 --> 00:48:02,524
...but for now, he seems to be
protecting Metropolis.
534
00:48:02,942 --> 00:48:05,318
[SIRENS WAILING]
535
00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:21,626
Pardon me, officers.
I need a moment with your prisoner.
536
00:48:21,794 --> 00:48:23,878
What? Why, you can't--
537
00:48:24,213 --> 00:48:26,840
Uh, is that allowed?
538
00:48:28,884 --> 00:48:30,093
I have rights.
539
00:48:30,261 --> 00:48:32,178
I have nothing to say to you.
540
00:48:34,098 --> 00:48:35,724
How about goodbye?
541
00:48:35,891 --> 00:48:38,935
[TOYMAN GASPS THEN SCREAMS]
542
00:48:43,691 --> 00:48:45,066
[CHATTERING]
543
00:48:45,276 --> 00:48:47,569
MAN:
Did he just drop him?
544
00:48:58,247 --> 00:49:00,415
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
545
00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:03,752
Lane. He did what?
546
00:49:05,755 --> 00:49:08,757
Excuse me, coming through.
Move it!
547
00:49:16,599 --> 00:49:18,099
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
548
00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:40,163
REPORTER 1:
Over here. Over here, Superman.
549
00:49:40,331 --> 00:49:41,956
REPORTER 2:
Superman, what made you do it?
550
00:49:42,124 --> 00:49:45,377
Toyman would have killed again.
An example needed to be set.
551
00:49:45,544 --> 00:49:47,629
But you've never done anything
like this in the past.
552
00:49:47,797 --> 00:49:49,297
DARK SUPERMAN:
I see things differently now.
553
00:49:49,465 --> 00:49:52,550
-But what about the law?
WOMAN: Won't there be repercussions?
554
00:49:52,718 --> 00:49:56,971
I consider myself the authority
on what's best for Metropolis, don't you?
555
00:49:57,807 --> 00:50:00,392
That is not the boy I raised.
556
00:50:00,810 --> 00:50:02,018
[CAT MEOWS]
557
00:50:02,186 --> 00:50:04,396
WOMAN:
Precious, come down here.
558
00:50:04,563 --> 00:50:06,064
[MEOWS]
559
00:50:06,232 --> 00:50:07,899
Precious.
560
00:50:09,777 --> 00:50:11,403
Got her, ma'am.
561
00:50:13,406 --> 00:50:16,741
Now, you know, Persian Longhairs
really shouldn't be outdoors.
562
00:50:16,909 --> 00:50:19,411
Please, Precious didn't mean it.
563
00:50:19,578 --> 00:50:21,579
Oh, my beef isn't with the kitty.
564
00:50:21,747 --> 00:50:25,500
It really irks me when folks
don't take responsibility for the little things.
565
00:50:26,752 --> 00:50:29,587
Don't get me wrong,
I'm here to help.
566
00:50:29,839 --> 00:50:32,715
But every time I have to stop
and sweat the small stuff...
567
00:50:32,883 --> 00:50:35,844
...it potentially keeps me
from attending to more urgent matters.
568
00:50:36,011 --> 00:50:37,095
[PURRS]
569
00:50:38,139 --> 00:50:39,764
Life-threatening matters.
570
00:50:44,019 --> 00:50:46,855
You may wanna think about that
next time you leave the screen door open.
571
00:50:47,398 --> 00:50:50,024
I will. I-- I promise, thank you.
572
00:50:50,192 --> 00:50:53,695
[TIRES SCREECHING
AND SIRENS WAILING]
573
00:50:55,656 --> 00:50:57,949
The commissioner
would like a word with you, Superman.
574
00:50:58,826 --> 00:51:02,537
As I was just explaining to the lady,
I'm a little busy right now.
575
00:51:02,705 --> 00:51:05,707
We've been instructed
to escort you, if necessary.
576
00:51:06,709 --> 00:51:08,251
Really?
577
00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:12,255
[OFFICERS YELLING]
578
00:51:14,175 --> 00:51:17,552
-Son of a--!
-Watch the language.
579
00:51:31,692 --> 00:51:33,234
Solar boosters at maximum.
580
00:51:36,405 --> 00:51:39,365
Your metabolism
has spiked exponentially, Kal-El.
581
00:51:39,533 --> 00:51:44,412
We must continue your accelerated
absorption of yellow solar energy.
582
00:51:46,165 --> 00:51:49,918
LUTHOR:
Well, the prodigal son of Krypton.
583
00:51:50,336 --> 00:51:53,755
You've been acting a tad
out of character, wouldn't you say?
584
00:51:53,923 --> 00:51:56,174
Protecting Metropolis
is out of character?
585
00:51:56,342 --> 00:51:59,677
It is when you make the streets
run red with blood.
586
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,933
I put you on Earth
to attend to my dirty work.
587
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:06,226
Here.
588
00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,603
A hot list of LexCorp's competitors.
589
00:52:08,771 --> 00:52:13,024
All with motive to steal Superman's corpse
for scientific gain.
590
00:52:13,192 --> 00:52:15,443
Retrieve the body immediately...
591
00:52:15,611 --> 00:52:17,529
...and discreetly.
592
00:52:18,572 --> 00:52:21,658
Remember,
I brought you into this world.
593
00:52:21,825 --> 00:52:24,452
I can take you out of it.
594
00:52:29,458 --> 00:52:31,876
That's what I said, right?
595
00:52:57,820 --> 00:52:59,320
[BELL JINGLES]
596
00:53:05,327 --> 00:53:07,161
Ladies.
597
00:53:25,472 --> 00:53:27,765
Mm, lead.
598
00:53:27,933 --> 00:53:32,103
Only one thing it could be hiding,
kryptonite.
599
00:53:35,024 --> 00:53:38,151
[WOMEN GASPING]
600
00:53:57,671 --> 00:54:01,090
A safe Superman
means a safe Metropolis.
601
00:54:04,928 --> 00:54:06,721
LOIS:
Evening, Lex.
602
00:54:06,889 --> 00:54:08,056
Lois Lane.
603
00:54:08,223 --> 00:54:10,224
-How did you--?
-Get past security?
604
00:54:10,392 --> 00:54:12,226
It's what I do.
605
00:54:13,062 --> 00:54:17,190
Forgive the indelicacy, Lois,
but you look terrible.
606
00:54:17,358 --> 00:54:19,150
There's breaking news.
607
00:54:19,443 --> 00:54:23,154
Looks like you won, Lex.
You finally won.
608
00:54:23,322 --> 00:54:25,323
I'm not sure I know
what you're talking about.
609
00:54:25,491 --> 00:54:26,741
How'd you do it?
610
00:54:26,909 --> 00:54:29,577
How did you make Superman
your puppet?
611
00:54:29,745 --> 00:54:32,413
Really, Lois,
these insinuations of yours are--
612
00:54:32,581 --> 00:54:35,625
Relax. I don't plan on writing
any more exposés.
613
00:54:35,793 --> 00:54:39,170
I'm tired, quitting the Planet,
leaving Metropolis.
614
00:54:39,338 --> 00:54:43,049
But before I go,
I need to know how you did it.
615
00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:46,719
What you did to him...
616
00:54:46,887 --> 00:54:49,514
...so I can move on with my life.
617
00:54:50,933 --> 00:54:53,601
You were more than friends.
618
00:54:58,649 --> 00:55:01,984
He was more than
your constant rescuer.
619
00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:07,532
You must be terribly lonesome
without him.
620
00:55:09,368 --> 00:55:10,368
Yes.
621
00:55:11,995 --> 00:55:15,123
Then you need someone
to take his place.
622
00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:20,086
Someone big and strong.
623
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,260
[LOIS MOANING]
624
00:55:28,637 --> 00:55:30,972
[LUTHOR GRUNTING]
625
00:55:44,319 --> 00:55:46,070
We have 30 minutes,
we need to work fast.
626
00:55:46,238 --> 00:55:47,572
Don't forget your camera.
627
00:56:19,438 --> 00:56:22,523
[GRUNTING]
628
00:56:22,691 --> 00:56:24,525
[BEEPING]
629
00:56:35,204 --> 00:56:37,955
You know, I'm supposed to be covering
a celebrity rave right now.
630
00:56:38,123 --> 00:56:39,791
Save it. We're here.
631
00:56:45,214 --> 00:56:47,215
Great. Retinal scanner.
632
00:56:47,382 --> 00:56:49,217
Now what?
633
00:56:58,644 --> 00:57:02,396
[SCANNER BEEPS AND WHIRS]
634
00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:25,920
Ugh. Yummy.
635
00:57:28,173 --> 00:57:31,926
-A freaking circus sideshow.
LOIS: Jimmy.
636
00:57:38,934 --> 00:57:40,059
Superman?
637
00:57:40,227 --> 00:57:41,602
Supermen.
638
00:57:42,479 --> 00:57:45,773
He's harvesting Supermen.
639
00:57:47,109 --> 00:57:48,901
So you were right.
640
00:57:49,069 --> 00:57:50,653
The Superman who returned....
641
00:57:50,821 --> 00:57:52,947
A clone. A fake.
642
00:57:53,115 --> 00:57:55,491
Which means
the real Superman really is....
643
00:57:55,659 --> 00:57:57,243
LUTHOR:
Yes, Jimmy.
644
00:57:58,412 --> 00:58:02,290
Dead. Just as you and Ms. Lane
are about to be.
645
00:58:05,127 --> 00:58:09,922
Because after all,
there is no Superman to save you.
646
00:58:10,299 --> 00:58:13,634
They are genetically bred
to do my bidding.
647
00:58:14,011 --> 00:58:19,473
Imagine, an army of Supermen
policing the skies of Metropolis.
648
00:58:19,766 --> 00:58:24,270
The world upholding the law of Luthor.
649
00:58:30,819 --> 00:58:34,447
Clearly, some fine-tuning is required.
650
00:58:34,615 --> 00:58:38,743
On the bright side,
I get to kill Superman after all.
651
00:58:41,246 --> 00:58:43,122
[CONTROL CLICKS]
652
00:58:50,088 --> 00:58:51,172
Oh, hell.
653
00:58:57,846 --> 00:59:00,765
Evil Supermen? Not on my watch.
654
00:59:08,273 --> 00:59:10,024
LUTHOR:
Aah!
655
00:59:48,772 --> 00:59:51,273
Evacuate the premises.
656
01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:12,753
Superman,
you've been a very, very bad boy.
657
01:00:12,921 --> 01:00:15,548
I might have to mess up
that pretty face of yours.
658
01:00:15,924 --> 01:00:19,760
That's it, come to papa.
659
01:00:24,433 --> 01:00:25,933
[RUMBLING]
660
01:00:27,602 --> 01:00:30,896
[LUTHOR YELLING]
661
01:00:46,288 --> 01:00:47,538
[CHATTERING]
662
01:00:47,706 --> 01:00:49,749
WOMAN:
What's he doing?
663
01:00:52,419 --> 01:00:56,255
You're a menace to society, Luthor.
You won't be missed.
664
01:01:03,472 --> 01:01:04,972
[SCREAMING]
665
01:01:13,106 --> 01:01:14,482
[MACHINE HUMMING]
666
01:01:14,649 --> 01:01:15,983
SUPERMAN:
Come on.
667
01:01:21,323 --> 01:01:23,115
[SIGHS]
668
01:01:24,826 --> 01:01:27,161
ROBOT:
An alert from Metropolis.
669
01:01:27,579 --> 01:01:29,288
NEWSCASTER [ON TV]:
The saga of Superman's return...
670
01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:31,123
...just took another bizarre twist...
671
01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:36,170
...as the Man of Steel allegedly adds
tech mogul Lex Luthor to his recent hit list.
672
01:01:36,338 --> 01:01:39,548
The president has declared
a state of emergency in Metropolis...
673
01:01:39,716 --> 01:01:42,218
...and is considering military action.
674
01:01:42,385 --> 01:01:45,096
Army reserves are mobilizing,
but there is no telling...
675
01:01:45,263 --> 01:01:48,849
...how Superman will respond
to a show of force.
676
01:01:49,226 --> 01:01:52,353
ROBOT: But, Kal-El,
you are only at 67 percent strength.
677
01:01:53,396 --> 01:01:55,189
It'll have to do.
678
01:02:16,378 --> 01:02:18,838
ROBOT:
Kal-El, your double outmatches you.
679
01:02:19,005 --> 01:02:21,215
You will need a leading edge
to defeat him.
680
01:02:21,883 --> 01:02:23,134
Solar suit.
681
01:02:23,301 --> 01:02:25,886
To help absorb yellow sun rays
during my flight there.
682
01:02:26,054 --> 01:02:29,056
I had something
even more practical in mind.
683
01:02:29,224 --> 01:02:30,474
Luthor's kryptonite cannon?
684
01:02:30,642 --> 01:02:32,017
ROBOT:
From the archives.
685
01:02:32,310 --> 01:02:35,563
The kryptonite is safely ensconced
in a lead-lined cartridge.
686
01:02:35,730 --> 01:02:38,524
Properly utilized,
it will weaken your opponent...
687
01:02:38,692 --> 01:02:41,235
...and even the playing field.
688
01:02:48,285 --> 01:02:50,077
[GUN COCKS]
689
01:03:18,023 --> 01:03:21,525
This is insane.
We can't kill Superman.
690
01:03:21,693 --> 01:03:24,278
You're right. We can't kill Superman.
691
01:03:24,446 --> 01:03:25,696
Dead men walking.
692
01:03:26,781 --> 01:03:30,034
Superman,
I have to ask you to step down.
693
01:03:30,202 --> 01:03:33,454
DARK SUPERMAN: I don't think that
would be in the city's best interests.
694
01:03:33,622 --> 01:03:35,206
You leave us no choice.
695
01:03:43,715 --> 01:03:46,508
I'm only doing this because I care.
696
01:03:47,886 --> 01:03:50,054
[YELLING]
697
01:03:57,062 --> 01:03:59,647
MAN:
Fall back, fall back!
698
01:04:41,606 --> 01:04:43,357
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
699
01:04:48,071 --> 01:04:49,446
JIMMY:
Lois?
700
01:05:06,423 --> 01:05:07,715
Look who's back.
701
01:05:13,930 --> 01:05:15,055
JIMMY:
Who's the rocker?
702
01:05:15,974 --> 01:05:18,142
-You don't think...?
-I don't know.
703
01:05:18,310 --> 01:05:20,060
He's wearing Superman's shield.
704
01:05:20,228 --> 01:05:21,645
JIMMY:
He's also wearing black.
705
01:05:22,188 --> 01:05:25,816
Great. Bad Superman
and badder Superman.
706
01:05:25,984 --> 01:05:28,235
DARK SUPERMAN:
Metropolis is doing just fine without you.
707
01:05:28,403 --> 01:05:30,404
I'm not sure I approve of your methods.
708
01:05:30,572 --> 01:05:33,115
I'm not asking for your approval.
709
01:05:33,283 --> 01:05:35,409
Get this straight, you're not needed here.
710
01:05:35,577 --> 01:05:39,163
Metropolis is under my protection,
now and forever.
711
01:05:39,331 --> 01:05:40,581
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
712
01:05:40,749 --> 01:05:42,833
Over my dead body.
713
01:05:47,464 --> 01:05:49,048
Was that a kryptonite gun?
714
01:05:49,215 --> 01:05:51,091
Not very Superman-like.
715
01:06:00,143 --> 01:06:01,935
[GRUNTING]
716
01:06:24,209 --> 01:06:26,085
LOIS: Come on.
JIMMY: Uh, I'll wait here.
717
01:06:26,252 --> 01:06:28,420
Oh, for God's sake, don't be such a girl.
718
01:06:34,636 --> 01:06:35,969
Whew.
719
01:06:52,153 --> 01:06:53,821
SUPERMAN:
Aah!
720
01:07:17,303 --> 01:07:19,430
-Who's the man in black?
-Who cares?
721
01:07:19,597 --> 01:07:22,516
He's kicking Superman's ass.
722
01:07:53,131 --> 01:07:54,673
This is starting to look familiar.
723
01:07:55,008 --> 01:07:57,801
Yeah, only I'm in no mood
for another funeral.
724
01:07:58,970 --> 01:08:00,554
JIMMY:
Whoa!
725
01:08:19,449 --> 01:08:21,825
[GRUNTING]
726
01:08:32,128 --> 01:08:34,838
[CREAKING]
727
01:08:36,508 --> 01:08:38,175
[DARK SUPERMAN GRUNTS]
728
01:08:55,944 --> 01:08:57,110
You're out of shape.
729
01:08:57,612 --> 01:09:00,280
[PANTING]
Do tell.
730
01:09:11,459 --> 01:09:12,960
[PANTING]
731
01:09:18,007 --> 01:09:20,551
Wow. That almost hurt.
732
01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:24,096
Look, why prolong this?
733
01:09:24,264 --> 01:09:26,473
I could keep this up all day, but you....
734
01:09:26,641 --> 01:09:28,892
Why not fly on out of here
while you still can?
735
01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:31,812
And leave the city in your hands?
Not likely.
736
01:09:31,980 --> 01:09:33,647
But don't you get it?
737
01:09:33,815 --> 01:09:35,649
I am you, Superman.
738
01:09:35,817 --> 01:09:38,485
A reflection of you
as you might have been.
739
01:09:38,653 --> 01:09:40,821
If I were raised by Luthor?
740
01:09:40,989 --> 01:09:42,823
If you were strong.
741
01:09:42,991 --> 01:09:48,245
You're self-righteous, misguided,
my reflection in a cracked mirror.
742
01:09:48,413 --> 01:09:50,330
Suit yourself.
743
01:09:55,670 --> 01:09:57,754
What happened to
"camera on the action"?
744
01:09:57,922 --> 01:10:00,173
The story's that way. Whoa!
745
01:10:05,346 --> 01:10:06,930
Now it is.
746
01:10:27,035 --> 01:10:29,411
I guess this time I'll need to see to it
that you stay dead.
747
01:10:29,579 --> 01:10:31,038
[KRYPTONITE GUN FIRES]
748
01:10:40,256 --> 01:10:41,840
[LOIS GRUNTS]
749
01:10:45,386 --> 01:10:46,678
[DARK SUPERMAN GRUNTS]
750
01:11:24,008 --> 01:11:27,844
Now tell me, who's better equipped
to protect Metropolis?
751
01:11:28,012 --> 01:11:29,763
SUPERMAN:
You have all my strengths...
752
01:11:29,931 --> 01:11:31,682
...and my weaknesses.
753
01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:39,898
[YELLING AND COUGHING]
754
01:12:06,008 --> 01:12:07,509
Pro--
755
01:12:07,885 --> 01:12:09,469
Protect....
756
01:12:09,637 --> 01:12:11,471
Protect the people.
757
01:12:12,265 --> 01:12:13,557
It's why I'm here.
758
01:12:19,522 --> 01:12:23,984
If you're a robot or another damn clone
or something, I swear to God....
759
01:12:24,152 --> 01:12:26,445
It's really me, Lois.
760
01:12:27,155 --> 01:12:28,572
I'm back.
761
01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:31,450
Like I haven't heard that before.
762
01:12:33,161 --> 01:12:35,078
I may need some proof.
763
01:12:40,126 --> 01:12:41,334
[LOIS MOANS]
764
01:12:43,713 --> 01:12:47,466
-Okay. I'm convinced.
-I'm glad.
765
01:12:48,885 --> 01:12:51,845
But I'm not sure
they'll ever trust me again.
766
01:12:53,181 --> 01:12:54,347
They will.
767
01:12:54,515 --> 01:12:56,850
It may take some time.
768
01:12:58,770 --> 01:13:00,979
Are you gonna wear
the red and blue suit again?
769
01:13:01,147 --> 01:13:02,522
Because I like that one better.
770
01:13:03,357 --> 01:13:05,525
Or not very much time at all.
771
01:13:10,865 --> 01:13:13,575
[CHATTERING]
772
01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:23,502
SUPERMAN:
Mm. Do I smell coffee?
773
01:13:23,669 --> 01:13:26,797
Fresh pot. I'm almost done here.
774
01:13:27,340 --> 01:13:28,799
Mm....
775
01:13:28,966 --> 01:13:30,550
There's only one S in resurrection.
776
01:13:30,718 --> 01:13:33,887
Didn't realize proofreading
was one of your super-powers.
777
01:13:34,055 --> 01:13:35,514
SUPERMAN:
Well, no.
778
01:13:35,681 --> 01:13:39,351
But I was the spelling-bee champ
of Smallville Elementary.
779
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:44,356
Clark.
780
01:13:49,946 --> 01:13:52,197
Don't forget to call your mother.
781
01:14:18,307 --> 01:14:22,352
LUTHOR [IN VOICEOVER]: If history
has determined that gods can die...
782
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:27,399
...it has also proven
that they may return from the dead.
783
01:14:28,442 --> 01:14:33,154
It would seem you can't be destroyed
after all, Superman.
784
01:14:34,282 --> 01:14:36,867
It would seem.
785
01:17:37,173 --> 01:17:39,215
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