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(EXHALES) My arm's asleep. 17 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,547 (DAPHNE SULLIVAN GROANS SOFTLY) 18 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,800 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 19 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,599 (SIGHS) 20 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:48,978 Ethan? 21 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,980 -(DECELERATING FOOTSTEPS) -(ETHAN SPILLER PANTING) 22 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,610 (PANTS) 23 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,995 (CONTINUES PANTING) 24 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:14,087 ♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 25 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,770 ♪ (MUSIC FADING) ♪ 26 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,063 TANYA MCQUOID-HUNT: Honey? 27 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,318 You all right? 28 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,779 ♪ (DREAMY MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ 29 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,572 GREG HUNT: Yeah, I'm fine. 30 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,376 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -♪ (MUSIC FADING) ♪ 31 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,922 ♪ ("CITTÀ VUOTA" BY MINA PLAYING) ♪ 32 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,304 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 33 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,476 (IN ITALIAN) 34 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,357 ROCCO: 35 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,525 ISABELLA: Buongiorno. 36 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,830 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 37 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:44,594 (IN ENGLISH) Oh, God. This is such a beautiful view. 38 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,263 I wonder if anyone's ever jumped from here. 39 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,640 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 40 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,435 GREG: I'm gonna get a plate. 41 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,065 TANYA: No idea why I didn't bring my roller skates. 42 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:01,360 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 43 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,655 -PORTIA: Hey. -Hi. 44 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:05,823 PORTIA: Uh, can I sit here? 45 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,326 Yeah. Yeah, sure, of course. Or there. 46 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,750 -(SIGHS) -Are you okay? 47 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:21,422 Yeah, I'm just, um... It's-- My boss is just... 48 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,137 (MUTTERING) Shoot. 49 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,890 -♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 50 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,476 (PLATTER COVER CLATTERING) 51 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:34,685 (TANYA GROANS) 52 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,898 Well, good thing it wasn't glass. 53 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:40,775 Yeah. 54 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:42,819 I only have four hands. 55 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,029 I think they're gonna come and help you. 56 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,366 -Hi. No worries. -Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 57 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:52,036 I just... Do you have any Oreo cookie cake? 58 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,496 RESORT GUEST 1: Have you noticed that? 59 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:54,747 RESORT GUEST 2: Is that cheese, or... 60 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,958 -RESORT GUEST 1: This is cheese. -DAPHNE: Harper! 61 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,793 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 62 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,211 CAMERON: Hey! 63 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,553 -DAPHNE: It's all right. -Hey. 64 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:10,763 -Hi. -DAPHNE: Hi. 65 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,515 CAMERON: Where's your man? 66 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:15,059 Oh, he wakes up super early to go running, 67 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,644 so that's what I'm dealing with. 68 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:19,480 -(CHUCKLES) -What? Christ, I hate him. 69 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,732 -Got to exercise, you know? -ALBIE DI GRASSO: Dad! Over here. 70 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:24,152 -CAMERON: I still don't have my clothes. -DAPHNE: Call the airline. 71 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,361 ALBIE: Morning. 72 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:28,489 -This is my dad, Dominic. -PORTIA: Hi. 73 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,449 ALBIE: Nonno, you met Portia yesterday. 74 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,201 PORTIA: Hi. 75 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,328 -Did I? -(DOMINIC DI GRASSO EXHALES) 76 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,831 Yeah, I, uh, saw you fall by the pool. 77 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,833 (SCOFFS) They need to fill in that grouting. 78 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:39,959 (DOMINIC SIGHS) 79 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,919 BERT DI GRASSO: This is a five-star hotel 80 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,379 and that's a major hazard. 81 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:45,840 (SIGHS) Can we get some menus and coffee? 82 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,593 -(GROANING) -Did you not sleep well? 83 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,136 I slept like crap. 84 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,638 I slept fantastic 85 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:56,434 and I'm completely refreshed. Uh, no jet lag at all. 86 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,479 Well, Albie told me you guys are here to learn 87 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,356 -about your Sicilian roots. -BERT: Uh-huh. 88 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,609 Sounds like a fun boys' trip. 89 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:08,112 (CHUCKLES) Well, wasn't supposed to be a boys' trip. 90 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:12,158 I still don't understand why Abby isn't here. 91 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,410 I definitely explained it to you. 92 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:16,579 She's that mad that she's gonna miss 93 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:20,082 a once-in-a-lifetime family trip to Sicily? 94 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,627 She is that mad, and can we just not? 95 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,003 What? 96 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,422 She's gonna get a divorce? She can't do that. 97 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,965 (CLICKS TONGUE) Yes, she can. Why can't she? 98 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,800 BERT: Um. Well, what's it been? Twenty-five years? 99 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:32,720 (CHUCKLES) I mean... You can't let her do that. 100 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:35,056 DOMINIC: It's not all up to me, Dad. 101 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:37,391 You want me to call her? Huh? 102 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,269 I'll talk to her. I can speak to this. 103 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,646 I don't want you to call her 104 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:42,939 and that's not gonna help anything, so... 105 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,899 -(BERT STAMMERS) -...please can we just drop it? 106 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,443 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 107 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,365 My wife passed away last year. 108 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,575 -Oh, no. -BERT: Yeah. 109 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,370 Well, she was very sick, so... 110 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,456 We were married 53 years. The love of my life. 111 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,835 Dominic's mother. An incredible woman. 112 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,672 And there's no way 113 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:11,425 she would've missed a family trip to Sicily. 114 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,803 (CHUCKLES) I mean, I could've done anything. 115 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,514 I could have burned the house down. (LAUGHS) 116 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,058 You know what? I think maybe I will do the buffet. 117 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,106 CAMERON: You kidding me? This is bullshit. 118 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,149 No, I filled out your fucking form. 119 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,278 I talked to like three people, and after all that, 120 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,280 you send it back to fucking New York? 121 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:35,324 Cameron has a really long fuse. But then all of a sudden, 122 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,119 he'll just go crazy. I mean, he will lose it. 123 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:40,246 -CAMERON: No. No, no, no, no. -It's kinda funny. 124 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:42,415 CAMERON: No. I don't want a voucher! 125 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,459 -I want my fucking clothes! -(CHUCKLES) 126 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,296 Does he ever lose it on you? 127 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,715 No. We never fight. 128 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,800 -That's sweet. -DAPHNE: Yeah. 129 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:55,261 I don't think I've ever met a couple that doesn't fight. 130 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,181 I mean, what is there to fight about anyway, right? 131 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,269 Wow. 132 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,354 -DAPHNE: What'd they say? -(BREATHES DEEPLY) 133 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:08,190 They sent my bag back home to New York. 134 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,359 -Fucking geniuses. (SIGHS) -No. (GROANS) 135 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,988 Okay, well, at least it's not lost. 136 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,823 We'll get you some new stuff. It'll be great. 137 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,701 CAMERON: (SIGHS) Incompetence, makes me homicidal. (EXHALES) 138 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,786 DAPHNE: Hmm. (CLICKS TONGUE) I was just telling Harper 139 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,747 how we never fight. 140 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:26,500 Well, you're practically perfect, so... 141 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,753 And when we disagree, you just give in, right? 142 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,379 Yes, ma'am. 143 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,923 Happy wife, happy life. 144 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,182 (INHALES) I'm gonna, uh, take this up-- 145 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,683 back up to my room. (EXHALES) 146 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,352 CAMERON: Well, we're kinda done here, right? 147 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,728 Yeah, we can come with you. 148 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,396 -HARPER SPILLER: Great. -Cool. 149 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,733 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 150 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,451 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 151 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,668 (EXHALES, GROANS) 152 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,051 (EXHALES) 153 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,140 (GROANS) 154 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,190 PORN ACTRESS: (MOANS OVER VIDEO) Oh, yes. 155 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,068 (RHYTHMIC SQUELCHING) 156 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:37,571 (BREATHES HEAVILY, MOANS) 157 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,410 Mm. (MOANS) 158 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,828 ♪ (MUSIC FADING) ♪ 159 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:47,289 It's our first day in Sicily. What do you wanna do? 160 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,751 Whatever you want. 161 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:55,089 I think... (HESITATES) ...my fantasy day in Italy is... 162 00:11:56,882 --> 00:12:01,095 Well, first, I wanna look just like Monica Vitti. 163 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,430 ♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 164 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:07,476 And... and then this man in a very slim-fitting suit... 165 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,688 (INHALES) ...he comes over and he lights my cigarette. 166 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,482 And it taste really good. 167 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,112 And then takes me for a drive on his Vespa. 168 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,030 -(GREG CHUCKLES SOFTLY) -(SIGHS) 169 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,657 You want me to rent a Vespa? 170 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:25,077 Then at sunset... 171 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,621 we go down very close to the sea, 172 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,249 to one of those really romantic spots. 173 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:35,379 (INHALES) And then we... we drink lots of aperitivos, 174 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:40,801 and we eat big plates of pasta with giant clams. 175 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:45,097 And we're just really chic and happy and... and we're... 176 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,348 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 177 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,476 (GROANS SOFTLY) 178 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,313 ...beautiful. 179 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,149 Well, all right. Sounds good to me. 180 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,194 Really? 181 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:02,698 Sure. Whatever you want. It's-- it's your day to shine. 182 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,829 BERT: So, your employer doesn't want you around, huh? 183 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:13,083 Listen. You can't come to Sicily and just sit in your room. 184 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,544 It's against the law. 185 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,464 I know. I agree. It sucks. 186 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,634 We're walking to the Greek theater today. 187 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,260 You should come. 188 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:27,223 No. It's a family trip, it's your thing. 189 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,267 Not at all. When there's a young, pretty lady around, 190 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,686 we'll all be better behaved, cheerier. 191 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,731 Okay. Yes, no. You-- you should come. 192 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:38,692 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 193 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,362 -Right? -Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 194 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,157 BERT: Hmm? Say yes. 195 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,953 -Yes. I'll come. -(BERT LAUGHING AND CLAPPING) 196 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,955 All right, well we're gonna go get him some clothes, 197 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,374 but you wanna meet up in like two hours? 198 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,042 Yeah, perfect. Just text us. 199 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,710 -DAPHNE: Bye. -CAMERON: Bye. 200 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,962 (CARD READER BEEPS) 201 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,215 PORN ACTRESS: (MOANING) I can't believe how hot-- 202 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,051 -(RUSTLING) -(ETHAN GROANS) 203 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,844 (PANTS) Hey. What's going on? 204 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,346 What's with the boner? 205 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,597 ETHAN: Yeah, fair question. 206 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,434 Uh, I was jerking off. (PANTS) 207 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,104 -(PORN ACTRESS MOANING) -Oh. (CHUCKLES) 208 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,313 (MOANING STOPS) 209 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:17,898 Why? 210 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:21,318 (BREATHES DEEPLY) Um, I don't know, endorphins? 211 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,779 You know I sometimes get horny after I run. (INHALES) 212 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,197 Well, couldn't you have just waited 213 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,492 till I got back to the room? I was only gone 15 minutes. 214 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,661 All I had was a croissant. (SCOFFS) 215 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,371 You don't like morning sex. 216 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,331 (SCOFFS) What? I'm fine with it. 217 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,792 Are you? You're not a morning person. 218 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,461 Well, I don't wake up with a raging hard-on, 219 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,588 that is true. 220 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,965 Look, I just figured I'd take care of it myself. 221 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,466 Okay? (EXHALES) 222 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,095 -HARPER: Well, did you? -No, but-- but it's fine. 223 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,014 Do you want help? 224 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,349 Now? 225 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,434 Yeah. 226 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,728 No, it-- It's okay. We can do that later. 227 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:56,895 It's not a big deal. 228 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:01,233 (SHOWER RUNNING) 229 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:08,157 So, Daphne and Cameron never fight! 230 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,243 -How do you know? -HARPER: Because that's what they said. 231 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,453 If you never fight, 232 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,747 then your relationship is not real. It's like, yeah, 233 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,040 we fight, we bicker, 234 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,916 but that's because we talk about everything. 235 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,002 You know? We're honest. 236 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,503 They act like they're on their honeymoon. 237 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:26,133 They're all over each other. But it's bogus. It's not real. 238 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,053 You always do this with certain people. 239 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,639 It's like you have to find them deficient in some way, 240 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,641 -compared to you. -What? 241 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,683 ETHAN: It's like, I don't know, 242 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,018 maybe it's a way of soothing yourself 243 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,519 when you feel threatened or something. 244 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,356 I'm not threatened by them. 245 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,067 Like, you never do this with Carmen. 246 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,319 -Carmen? Our housekeeper? -You're always like... 247 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:48,113 (MOCKINGLY) "Oh, my God. I love Carmen. She's so sweet." 248 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,157 She is so sweet. She's a sweet old lady. 249 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,533 But like, you're not threatened by her, 250 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,494 so you don't see any of the other stuff. 251 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,454 Like, she can just be sweet Carmen, 252 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,622 the sweet old lady. 253 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,582 (HESITATES) 254 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,710 Everybody compares themselves to other people, Ethan. 255 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,462 Why are you criticizing me for doing something 256 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,505 that everyone does? 257 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,507 I'm just pointing out a personality quirk. 258 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,217 You do it to me all the time. 259 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,346 -(HARPER SCOFFS) -Why are you threatened by them? 260 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,641 -I'm not. -Kinda seems like you are. 261 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,562 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 262 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,481 But it's just, like, are these the kind of people 263 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,441 we're gonna be hanging out with now? Like, really? 264 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,859 Like, people that can only talk about 265 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,444 what five-star hotel they've stayed at. 266 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,029 Okay, so you're a snob? 267 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,699 What? I'm a snob? They're snobs. 268 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,078 I-- I guess we're all snobs in different ways. 269 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,539 I was just trying to say 270 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,165 that I think we have a good relationship, 271 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,625 but I won't do that again. 272 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,751 ETHAN: I agree. 273 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,713 Hey, Harper. 274 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,008 I agree, 100 percent. 275 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,511 Everybody does it, Ethan. 276 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,555 I'm sure they're over there shitting on me right now, 277 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,974 saying I'm a bitch or... you could do better. 278 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,142 Or whatever. 279 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,686 ♪ ("TU FARAI" BY MINA PLAYS) ♪ 280 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,564 -Ah! -(LAUGHS) 281 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,274 Ah. Vieni, bella! 282 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,235 -(IN ENGLISH) Come to Papa. -Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 283 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,987 What do you think, huh, baby? 284 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,948 -(CHUCKLES, MUMBLES) -(GIGGLES) 285 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,283 DAPHNE: I like it. 286 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,784 Bellissimo! 287 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,411 (IN ITALIAN) 288 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,799 (MIA CHUCKLES) 289 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,136 (IN ENGLISH) Bitch, you're fired. 290 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,763 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 291 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,639 LUCIA: (IN ITALIAN, CHUCKLES) 292 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,267 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 293 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,772 (SIGHS) 294 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:47,941 MIA: Hmm. 295 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:04,750 -Mia. -(GROANS) 296 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,467 LUCIA: 297 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,888 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 298 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,893 ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 299 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,686 (IN ENGLISH) You sure you're okay to walk? 300 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,647 Maybe we should get a taxi, Dad. 301 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,066 (SCOFFS) She said it's only at the end of the-- 302 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,150 of the corso. 303 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,612 (CHUCKLES) If I'm a cripple, nobody told me. 304 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,240 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 305 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,326 Um, you guys, I gotta make a quick call, all right? 306 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,453 Uh, you wanna keep walking and I'll just catch up? 307 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,621 ALBIE: Okay. Dad, it's this way. 308 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,039 (LUCIA AND MIA CONVERSING IN ITALIAN) 309 00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,207 DOMINIC: (IN ENGLISH) Cool. 310 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,382 Oh, Mr. Di Grasso. 311 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,050 -Good Morning. -DOMINIC: Hello. 312 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,302 -(GOSSIPING IN ITALIAN) -DOMINIC: (IN ENGLISH) Uh, I just wanted to inform you 313 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,137 that my good friends here, um... 314 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,639 -Lucia. -Lucia. 315 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,099 -Mia. -And Mia. 316 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,600 They're my good friends. 317 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,185 -They are your good friends? -DOMINIC: Yeah. 318 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,021 -VALENTINA: Okay. -And they're gonna be visiting me this week. 319 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,524 Uh, a couple of nights maybe, not exactly sure. 320 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:11,984 But it seems like they're having trouble 321 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,194 getting into the hotel. So if you could just make sure 322 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,530 they get access, that would be wonderful. 323 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,198 Yeah. Um, 324 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,869 I'm afraid I will need to add their names on your room, 325 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,830 as we only allow our guests into the hotel. 326 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,665 Oh. 327 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,587 Um, well, all right. Let's do that then. 328 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,881 Add both their names to your room? 329 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,340 Sure. 330 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,467 (EXHALES) 331 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,847 (KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING) 332 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,725 Um, I'm afraid there is a little issue 333 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,603 because your room was booked only for two guests. 334 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,354 And if you are three, 335 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,648 this is going to be an extra charge. 336 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,400 Really? 337 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,236 Sorry about that. 338 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,531 We'd also have to charge for setting up the extra bed. 339 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,034 No, we don't need an extra bed. 340 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,410 Are you going to sleep 341 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,745 all in the same bed? 342 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,289 (CHUCKLING) No... no. 343 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,334 They'll be coming and going. You see, they're locals. 344 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,127 They're my local friends. 345 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:16,632 Oh. They come and go. I see. 346 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:20,469 Okay, how about this? Why don't you, uh, put Lucia 347 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,055 on my room and add... 348 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,641 -Mia. -...Mia to my father's room? 349 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,643 So she will be sleeping with your father. 350 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,478 No. (CHUCKLES) 351 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,063 She's not staying anywhere. 352 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,064 She's not staying anywhere. 353 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,649 They're just gonna be visiting me 354 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,401 and I'm hoping you're gonna let them in. 355 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,487 It's not that complicated, is it? 356 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,364 -(SIGHS) It's not. -DOMINIC: No. 357 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,490 Okay. 358 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,076 Yes, I will add their names. 359 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,328 -So we're good? -Yes. 360 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,455 -DOMINIC: Thank you. -We welcome them. 361 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,707 -DOMINIC: Thank you. -(IN ITALIAN) 362 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,668 -Okay, um... -LUCIA AND MIA: Grazie. 363 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,002 Grazie. (CHUCKLES) 364 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,922 -Thank you, thank you. -Uh, uh, yes. Okay. Listen. 365 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,508 Please don't make me regret this. 366 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,801 -Okay? -LUCIA: No. Yes. 367 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,427 Um, you charge some food, 368 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,180 charge a little vino, but don't go crazy. 369 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:08,475 No, no, no. We-- We will don't go crazy. 370 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,894 The other thing is, I'm here with my father 371 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,271 and my son, so I can't really be seen with you. 372 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:16,441 -You understand that? -Yes, I understand. 373 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,734 I'll see you tonight. 374 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,820 -Bye. -Bye. 375 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,198 (CHUCKLES) 376 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,536 (IN ITALIAN) 377 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,421 (INHALES DEEPLY) 378 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,648 ♪ ("LA GATTA" BY GINO PAOLI) ♪ 379 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,191 -LUCIA: Grazie. -Prego. 380 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:02,988 (GIGGLES) 381 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,330 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 382 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,460 DAPHNE: (IN ENGLISH) Venice is unbelievable. 383 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:17,627 CAMERON: We love Venice. 384 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,714 And the hotels! Cam really likes the Cipriani. 385 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,257 -CAMERON: Love it. -Because of the boat ride 386 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,675 through the lagoon into town. 387 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,385 So cool. I mean, that's living, honey. 388 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,971 -That is living. -It is, yes. But. 389 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,056 You have to go 390 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,932 and you have to stay at the Aman. 391 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,059 Trust me. 392 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:35,353 I cried when I saw the view from our room. 393 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,481 -HARPER: Hmm. -And a princess lives there. 394 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:39,483 It's somebody's house! 395 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,027 It's wild, though. These European aristocrats, 396 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,695 -they have no money. -Yeah. 397 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,906 Like, I shit you not. They have all these palazzos, 398 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,866 -and they got no cash. -Uh-huh. 399 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,159 (CHUCKLES) And they're so rude. 400 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,078 CAMERON: Oh, my God, are they rude. 401 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,288 -Yeah. (LAUGHS) -We could buy their palazzo, 402 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:54,748 and they'd treat us like we're, you know-- 403 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,041 -Like bugs. -CAMERON: Yeah. 404 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,292 -Like disgusting bugs. -CAMERON: Yeah. 405 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,462 -(CHUCKLES) That's funny. -DAPHNE: Yeah. 406 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,464 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 407 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,592 Okay, so, you didn't go to Venice on your honeymoon. 408 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:06,760 -Where did you go? -Yeah. 409 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:08,887 We went to Puerto Rico. 410 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,138 -Oh! -♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 411 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,307 Harper has, like, half her family out there, so... 412 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,517 That's right. Yeah, of course. 413 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,976 I remember you're half Puerto Rican. 414 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,645 -Yeah. -Yeah. 415 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,480 How is Puerto Rico? 416 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:19,523 -It's awesome. -Beautiful. 417 00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:21,149 Yeah? That's cool. 418 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,111 -We should-- we should go. -Yes. 419 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,445 -I mean, we should totally go. -Mm-hmm. 420 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,780 It's never really been on our radar. 421 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,865 -But we should check it out if you guys... -No. Yeah. 422 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,951 -... say it's great. Yeah. -Yeah, you should. 423 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,702 And it's, um, it's a part of America, 424 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,871 -but it's not a s... state. -Right. 425 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,165 'Cause it's, um... 426 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,458 -It's a territory. -DAPHNE: Yes! 427 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,086 -Exactly. It's a territory. Duh. -Territory. 428 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,046 You should go. If you ever wanna go, 429 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,257 you could stay with my family in San Juan. 430 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,883 Yeah, we would love that. 431 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,844 That's so nice. 432 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,806 ♪ ("LA DOMENICA" BY COCKI MAZZETTI PLAYING) ♪ 433 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,480 LUCIA: (GASPS) 434 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,774 (IN ITALIAN) 435 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:03,859 (CHUCKLES) 436 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:08,446 (CHUCKLES) 437 00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:19,040 -(MIA CHUCKLING) -(REMARKS IN ITALIAN, GASPS) 438 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,668 -♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ -(LAUGHS) 439 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,258 GREG: (IN ENGLISH) I'm gonna get sick. 440 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,926 You know what? You need to be in the photo. 441 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,720 -GREG: (SIGHS) No, I don't. -You do. 442 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,722 -Yeah, get in the photo. -GREG: I don't need to be in the picture. Let's just go. 443 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,182 You're never in a cute little suit like that, 444 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:36,850 you're always in your underwear. 445 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,852 -Hey. -VALENTINA: Yes? 446 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:40,061 -Hello. -VALENTINA: Hi. 447 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,938 TANYA: Yeah, could you take a photo of us... 448 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,523 -VALENTINA: Yes. -...on the Vespa? 449 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,025 -For sure. -TANYA: Thank you. 450 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:47,068 -You look so pink. -GREG: Here. 451 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,528 TANYA: Guess who I am? 452 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,906 -VALENTINA: Uh... -Watch, watch. 453 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:54,784 Peppa Pig. 454 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,536 I'm Monica Vitti. 455 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:59,497 Monica Vitti's dead, but yes. 456 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:04,544 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 457 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,421 Oh, wait. Wait. One more with my mouth shut. 458 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:07,631 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 459 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:10,258 -VALENTINA: Very sexy. Brava. -TANYA: Mm. (LAUGHS) 460 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,927 -Brava, Monica. -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 461 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,803 -Thank you. -VALENTINA: You're welcome. 462 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,473 (VESPA ENGINE STARTS, REVS) 463 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:17,599 (NERVOUSLY) Uh... 464 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,976 Are you sure you don't need a car? 465 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,520 No, this is-- This is the Italian dream. 466 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:26,316 Yes, but, uh, the road can be really tricky. 467 00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:29,819 -TANYA: Yeah, but we-- -And you know, Sicilian drivers... 468 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:33,406 Is this the, uh, normal size of a Vespa? 469 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:36,368 Yes. Vespa, normal size. Yes. 470 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:38,495 -(ENGINE REVS) -Uh-oh. 471 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,164 -All right. -TANYA: Oh, my God. 472 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,666 -(BRAKES SCREECHING) -TANYA: Oh. 473 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:45,418 ♪ (OPERA SINGER SINGING IN ITALIAN) ♪ 474 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,962 (TANYA GROANS NERVOUSLY) 475 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,217 (EXCLAIMING IN ITALIAN) 476 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,013 (VESPA HORN HONKING) 477 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,644 ♪ (OPERA MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 478 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,230 CAMERON: (IN ENGLISH) Oh, shit. 479 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:06,898 -Jet skis? -Oh. 480 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,401 Oh, that's awesome. We gotta do that, huh? 481 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,152 Daph, come on, take them down the coast? 482 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,862 Ooh. No thanks. 483 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,322 Oh. 484 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,575 E-man, what about you? You'd be up for that? 485 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,619 I don't know, maybe. 486 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:21,204 Yeah, I guess. 487 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,290 You gotta have motor skills for something like that. 488 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,417 -(DAPHNE CHUCKLING) -What's that supposed to mean? 489 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:29,754 (CHUCKLES) I'm kidding, man, I'm kidding. So... 490 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:34,384 Little elephant in the room, how do you guys like being rich? 491 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:37,178 -Oh, Cameron. God. -What? Come on. 492 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,472 Major windfall, right? 493 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:42,058 I mean, nothing much has changed, to be honest. 494 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,810 Nice to be able to help people, I guess. 495 00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:44,853 -Yeah. Right. -Yeah. 496 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,523 And helping Harper's parents, my sister. 497 00:26:48,606 --> 00:26:51,776 Yeah, we're not very materialistic, so it's... 498 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,528 -Oh, yeah? -ETHAN: Harper's thinking 499 00:26:53,611 --> 00:26:55,697 of starting a little foundation, actually. 500 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:56,865 DAPHNE: Nice. 501 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,242 Yeah, I'm working with the Hispanic Federation. 502 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,327 Great. 503 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,953 Yeah, we're involved in a lot of charities. 504 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,330 -Right, Daph? -DAPHNE: Mm-hmm. 505 00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:06,458 You know, sometimes if I've had too much to drink, 506 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,918 I wake up the next day and I realize 507 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,628 -I've spent a lot of money. -Yeah. 508 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,173 -Like, a lot of money. -Like, all the money. 509 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,507 If I have had wine 510 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,009 and I'm scrolling and I see anything 511 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:21,306 with like neglected children or babies or abused animals, 512 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:22,724 it's like, I can't. 513 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,769 I mean, people are just so fucked up. 514 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:27,395 -CAMERON: Yeah. -ETHAN: Yeah. 515 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,357 Yeah, we're not just materialistic pigs. 516 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,068 -(DAPHNE CHUCKLES) -Despite what you might think. 517 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,738 I don't-- I don't think that. 518 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:39,699 No, I... 519 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:42,410 (INHALES DEEPLY) ...I don't think that. 520 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,746 I'm gonna go for a swim. 521 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:47,791 Have fun. 522 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,793 ♪ (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 523 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,002 Something I said? 524 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:53,630 (CHUCKLES) 525 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:57,884 -(WAVES CRASHING) -I'm gonna go for a swim. 526 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,971 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 527 00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,185 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 528 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:21,699 (GRUNTS, LAUGHS) Oh, my God. 529 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,411 (SCOFFS) What a view. 530 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,871 (CHUCKLES) I think I'll sit down. 531 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,040 (GROANS) Oh. 532 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,334 -(CHUCKLES) Ah! -You okay, Bert? 533 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,795 -Want some of my water? -BERT: Oh. 534 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,463 It was a long walk, Dad. You did great. 535 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:36,756 BERT: Mm. 536 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,343 DOMINIC: That is lava, it's erupting. 537 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,929 -Thank you, Cara. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 538 00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:44,305 -Portia, Nonno. -(CHUCKLES) 539 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,308 -Her name's Portia. -Cara's my granddaughter. 540 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,644 -PORTIA: Hmm. -Who should be here. 541 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,105 Why isn't she here? 542 00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:54,357 Dad, how many times do we have to go over this? 543 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,152 Well, she's my granddaughter and I wanted her here. 544 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,236 It hurts my feelings. 545 00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,737 Well, you can tell her your feelings 546 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:01,281 next time you see her. 547 00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:03,116 What did you do anyway? 548 00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:05,326 What is so bad that you did? 549 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,620 -Fuck. -Nonno, come on. 550 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,289 Fine. (SNIFFS) 551 00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:12,208 (TOURISTS CHATTERING IN THE DISTANCE) 552 00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:16,254 We're in Sicily. Isn't this incredible? 553 00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:17,505 (SCOFFS) 554 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:21,301 (SNIFFS, LAUGHS) It-- it's so old. 555 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:24,637 It is pretty crazy to wrap your head around. 556 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:30,977 You know, Hades raped Persephone right here in Sicily. 557 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:34,731 She was picking flowers and he burst through the earth 558 00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:36,649 -and he raped her. -Okay, Nonno. 559 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,985 Well, that's what happened. He raped her. 560 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:42,363 Then, he dragged her down to the underworld. 561 00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:45,867 PORTIA: Hmm. I didn't know that. 562 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:49,913 Demeter forgave Hades, and he raped her daughter! 563 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,791 I mean, whatever you've done can't be as bad as that. 564 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,251 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 565 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,630 As Hades. And the raping. 566 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:10,225 -(WAVES CRASHING) -(WATER BURBLING) 567 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:13,394 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 568 00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:28,952 (SQUAWKS) 569 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,502 (SHRIEKS) 570 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:39,379 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 571 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:40,880 Had to do it. Sorry. 572 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,840 (BREATHES HEAVILY) I thought you were a shark. 573 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,592 (LAUGHS) 574 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,596 Hey, sorry about before, you know? 575 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,682 I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable, 576 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,392 I just... (LAUGHS) 577 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:55,061 I feel like I keep saying the wrong thing, you know? 578 00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:56,604 I feel like you don't like me. 579 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,190 I like you. (CHUCKLES) What? 580 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:02,068 Well, it's just important, I want you to like us. 581 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:04,862 I want you to like me. 582 00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:07,532 I like you both. (CHUCKLES) 583 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,451 Yeah. Definitely. 584 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:12,537 Good. 585 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:17,125 All right, I'll leave you to it. (SCOFFS) 586 00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:23,548 ♪ ("UNA NOTTE A NAPOLI" BY PINK MARTINI PLAYING) ♪ 587 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,477 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 588 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,146 (GROANS) Tanya. 589 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,273 (IN ENGLISH) Oh, my God. 590 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,358 GREG: Release your grip a little bit. 591 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:44,611 Tanya. 592 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:45,903 -Yeah? -I can't breathe. 593 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:50,491 TANYA: We're in like-- in a James Bond movie. 594 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:52,702 (GROANS) 595 00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:56,914 You're gonna make us crash. 596 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:58,791 -♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ -(CHUCKLES) 597 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:01,294 -Lucia. -(LUCIA SIGHS) 598 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:02,795 (IN ITALIAN) 599 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:05,381 MIA: 600 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,966 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 601 00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:12,597 (GRUNTS IN SURPRISE) 602 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,806 LUCIA: 603 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,433 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 604 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,273 (CHUCKLES) 605 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,026 (CHUCKLES) 606 00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:27,654 (LAUGHS) 607 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:30,448 (BOTH LAUGH) 608 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:34,160 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 609 00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:35,828 (IN ENGLISH) Tanya, what are you doing? 610 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,246 I got a bug. 611 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,791 -Careful. -(COUGHS) 612 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,877 (COUGHING) 613 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,338 It's fluttering around in there. 614 00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:47,131 (COUGHS) 615 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:50,510 You're gonna make us crash. Be careful. Be careful! 616 00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:52,804 -Tanya! -(COUGHS) 617 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:55,306 Tanya. Hold on. 618 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,225 (TANYA COUGHS) 619 00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:00,812 (COUGHS) 620 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:05,191 (COUGHS) 621 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:08,111 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 622 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,744 -LUCIA: -MIA: (IN ITALIAN) 623 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,413 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 624 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,629 -LUCIA: -(LAUGHING) 625 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,257 (GIGGLES, KISSES) 626 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,385 -(GIGGLES) -Oh! 627 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:36,389 (AGREES IN ITALIAN) 628 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:39,517 Okay. (LAUGHS) 629 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,022 MIA: 630 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:48,526 (REMARKS IN ITALIAN) 631 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:52,071 (URGES IN ITALIAN) 632 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,489 (MIA AND LUCIA GIGGLING) 633 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:55,950 Um... 634 00:33:57,326 --> 00:33:58,995 -BARTENDER: Grazie. -Di niente. 635 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:12,884 LUCIA: Mm. 636 00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:16,053 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 637 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,639 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 638 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:20,725 Ciao. 639 00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:24,145 Ciao. 640 00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:29,650 Mm-hmm. 641 00:34:36,365 --> 00:34:37,867 (CHUCKLES) 642 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:39,535 MIA: 643 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:43,623 Uh... 644 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:55,927 (CHUCKLES) 645 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,520 (CLEARS THROAT) 646 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:16,405 ♪ (SOFT PIANO NOTES PLAY) ♪ 647 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:24,580 (SINGING IN ENGLISH) ♪ The moon belongs ♪ 648 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,543 ♪ To everyone ♪ 649 00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:37,051 ♪ The best things in life Are free ♪ 650 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:46,143 ♪ The stars belong to everyone ♪ 651 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:52,024 ♪ They gleam there for you And for me ♪ 652 00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:57,905 ♪ The flowers in Spring ♪ 653 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:01,158 ♪ The robins that sing ♪ 654 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,746 ♪ Sunbeams that shine ♪ 655 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:12,170 ♪ They're yours, they're mine ♪ 656 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:21,137 ♪ And love can come To everyone ♪ 657 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:27,768 ♪ The best things in life Are free ♪ 658 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:34,567 ♪ The best things in life Are free ♪ 659 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:37,820 ♪ The best ♪ 660 00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:42,867 ♪ Things in life ♪ 661 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:47,705 ♪ Are ♪ 662 00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:52,710 ♪ Free ♪ 663 00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:57,131 (APPLAUSE) 664 00:36:57,214 --> 00:36:59,133 Brava! Brava, Mia! 665 00:36:59,216 --> 00:37:01,552 -(LAUGHS) -LUCIA: Bravissima! 666 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:06,307 -(APPLAUSE STOPS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER RESUMES) 667 00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:10,519 -LUCIA: (IN ITALIAN) -(MIA LAUGHS) 668 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:18,194 (LUCIA AND MIA LAUGHING) 669 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:21,530 -♪ (JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY) 670 00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:24,450 ALBIE: I think the restaurant's... here. 671 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:27,453 -This is the spot. -PORTIA: (CHUCKLES) Right here. 672 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:28,621 ALBIE: Ciao. 673 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,461 (VESPA ENGINE REVVING) 674 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,886 -I can get that for you. -Thanks. (CHUCKLES) 675 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,888 -♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ -Thank you. 676 00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,026 Oh, my God. 677 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:00,778 What? 678 00:38:02,154 --> 00:38:03,823 (SIGHS) 679 00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:05,324 Do you wanna leave? 680 00:38:06,158 --> 00:38:07,827 Should we go? 681 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:11,163 Oh, there, let me do it. There we are. There it is. 682 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:12,915 Okay, thank you. 683 00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,794 -(SCOFFS) -GREG: Okay. 684 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:19,046 I have to eat. You know, like I-- 685 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,881 -ALBIE: Yeah. -I don't know what she-- Ugh. 686 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:21,882 -Okay. -ALBIE: Yeah. 687 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,009 Um, but we can just ignore it. 688 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:24,385 -Okay. -PORTIA: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 689 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:25,886 -Cool. -Yeah. Maybe we could 690 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,179 just get a glass of wine, just-- 691 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:28,180 Yeah, let's get a drink. 692 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,557 -PORTIA: Yeah. (CHUCKLES) -Okay. 693 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,309 ♪ (SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 694 00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:39,275 Why isn't she responding to me? It's not like my mom. 695 00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:41,986 Come on, babe. They're-- they're fine, all right? 696 00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:45,072 Relax. Put your phone down. Drink your wine. 697 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:47,366 You're right. Okay. They're fine. 698 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,912 How about you guys? Do you wanna have kids? 699 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,124 Uh... 700 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:58,252 -Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. 701 00:38:58,335 --> 00:39:01,589 -We weren't sure for a while. -Yeah. We've debated it a lot. 702 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:02,965 -HARPER: Mm-hmm. -Oh. 703 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:06,093 Yeah, you know, just bringing a kid into the world right now, 704 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,386 everything going on... 705 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,683 -Never mind. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 706 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:16,937 But we decided that we want to, so we've been trying. 707 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,105 -CAMERON: Cool. -Not that hard. 708 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:21,358 (CHUCKLES) How long have you been trying? 709 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,402 Oh, I don't know. Not that long. 710 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,362 Problem is I'm more of a morning sex guy 711 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,364 and Harper is not a morning person. 712 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,116 -DAPHNE: Hmm. -She's a night person. 713 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,869 But by then with work and stuff, I'm always fried. So... 714 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:33,871 -DAPHNE: (CHUCKLES) Yeah, makes sense. -CAMERON: Yeah. 715 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,582 What? Is that not right? 716 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:39,752 So what you're saying is, you don't have sex. 717 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:41,921 (CHUCKLES) No, we have s-- We're good. We're-- 718 00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:43,464 -CAMERON: Never have sex. -We-- we have sex. 719 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,174 -CAMERON: Oh. -No, the sex is amazing. 720 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:46,467 -CAMERON: Oh. Gotcha. -Uh-huh. 721 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:48,969 You know, just not gotten pregnant yet, is all. 722 00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:51,972 I think it's... 723 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,350 hard to sync up sometimes, you know? 724 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:55,810 CAMERON: Yeah. 725 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,395 Especially with kids. I mean, it just gets worse. 726 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:00,231 I love my kids but it's, you know, 727 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:01,649 it's very stressful for me. 728 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,109 Not for him, but for me. 729 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:06,153 What? You kidding me? The last one almost killed me. 730 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,613 Cameron, it didn't almost kill you, 731 00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:08,572 it almost killed me. 732 00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:10,825 Well, it was a fucking nightmare. 733 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,787 Yeah, it was. I had to have an emergency cesarean. 734 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:17,123 They induced me and then suddenly 735 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:19,291 they couldn't find the baby's heartbeat. So... 736 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,503 I walk into the room and then... (BREATHES DEEPLY) 737 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,922 ...Daphne's guts are all over the table, you know? 738 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:27,007 And-- and they're looking for the baby, 739 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,718 like Daphne looks for something in her fucking purse and... 740 00:40:31,428 --> 00:40:34,098 (SIGHS, BREATHES DEEPLY) 741 00:40:35,474 --> 00:40:38,686 Her face. The... (BREATHES DEEPLY) 742 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:40,020 ...look on her face. 743 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:44,650 It's in those moments you realize just how much 744 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:46,402 you love somebody, you know? 745 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,490 I love you. Sweet baby. 746 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:55,703 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 747 00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:00,833 -Anyway. -Yeah, anyway. (GROANS) 748 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:02,793 -Change the subject. -Everything turned out great. 749 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,461 -(CHUCKLES) Yeah. -(LAUGHS) 750 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,463 ♪ (MUSIC TURNS TENSE) ♪ 751 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:09,717 Your mistake was being sloppy. 752 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:14,013 What are we talking about? 753 00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:15,472 BERT: That's what's unforgivable. 754 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,809 A man does what he has to do. 755 00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:24,190 But you keep it tight. If you're sloppy, 756 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:27,985 it's like you're rubbing her face in it. Bad form. 757 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,362 Thanks for the tip. 758 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:32,489 You know, I don't think 759 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:35,034 you were as discreet as you think you were 760 00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,911 regarding your own affairs. 761 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:40,581 Affairs. They weren't affairs, they were nothing. 762 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,875 They were peccadilloes. 763 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,293 Peccadilloes? 764 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:49,089 Fix it. 765 00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:51,467 (SMACKS LIPS, CLICKS TONGUE) 766 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:52,635 I don't know if I can. 767 00:41:52,718 --> 00:41:57,014 Of course you can. Just get your act together. 768 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,688 (INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION) 769 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:16,033 My dad, uh, has cheated on my mom a lot. 770 00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:18,744 -PORTIA: Mm-hmm. -And he just got caught again. 771 00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:20,621 -♪ (SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Yikes for him. 772 00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:24,333 Yeah. But that's why my mom and sister aren't here. 773 00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:26,794 They're really pissed. 774 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:28,921 Are you pissed? 775 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:31,048 Um... 776 00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:32,841 yeah. 777 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:36,136 But I'm the peacemaker, so... 778 00:42:36,553 --> 00:42:37,805 Oh. 779 00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:41,642 So you're like the nice one in the family. 780 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:42,851 That's sweet. 781 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:47,940 Are you like that in, um, relationships and stuff? 782 00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:51,235 Like, are you the "nice guy"? 783 00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:54,613 Yeah. I try to be. Um... 784 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,865 Girls always complain that guys aren't nice, 785 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:59,827 but then if they find a nice guy, 786 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,412 they're not always interested. 787 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:03,956 -PORTIA: Hmm. -But... 788 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,334 I just don't wanna be like my dad. 789 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:08,669 You know? 790 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:12,631 I-- I refuse to have a bad relationship with women. 791 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:14,883 Yeah. 792 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:21,056 I just wanna have fun. (CHUCKLES) 793 00:43:21,598 --> 00:43:22,516 ALBIE: Hmm. 794 00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:24,184 PORTIA: Like, I just wanna... (CHUCKLES) 795 00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:29,940 I don't know, feel, like, fulfilled and have an adventure, 796 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:33,485 and, like, I'm sick of fucking TikTok 797 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:38,198 and-- and Bumble, and just... screens and apps 798 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:39,825 and sitting there binging Netflix. 799 00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:43,120 And I just... I just wanna, like, live. 800 00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:44,663 I just wanna live my life, so badly. (CHUCKLES) 801 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,665 I just feel like I just wanna meet someone who's like, 802 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:48,876 you know, totally ignorant of... 803 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,171 the discourse. (CHUCKLES) You know? 804 00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:53,297 Right. Right. Like-- 805 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,549 like someone who lives in a cave. 806 00:43:55,632 --> 00:43:56,884 Like a caveman. 807 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:59,887 Yeah, uh, yeah, I would date a caveman at this point. Yeah. 808 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,681 I mean... (INHALES) ...I think you could aim higher. 809 00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:05,059 Honestly, I think you can do better than a caveman. 810 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,145 I think I just need to... 811 00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:10,564 I don't know, like, up my meds or something. 812 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,276 Anyways, um, what about you? 813 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:19,073 What kind of girl or person do you wanna, you know, 814 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:22,034 be in a relationship with or see yourself with or... 815 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:23,911 Um... 816 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:29,375 I seem to be attracted to pretty... 817 00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:32,836 wounded birds. 818 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:35,923 (CHUCKLES) 819 00:44:41,678 --> 00:44:43,847 (CHUCKLES) 820 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:47,684 Got my pasta vongole with giant clams. 821 00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:51,772 And then a Vespa ride with you. 822 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:55,150 You're wearing the shirt that I gave you. 823 00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:58,821 You made my Italian dream come true. 824 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:01,323 Thank you very much. 825 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:04,118 I feel like Monica Vitti. I really do. 826 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:06,286 I wanted you to have a perfect day. 827 00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:09,498 Before I told you the news. 828 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:12,209 What news? 829 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:14,795 I have to fly to Denver tomorrow. 830 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:19,466 -(FORK CLINKS AGAINST PLATE) -What? 831 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,803 It's just for like two, three days. 832 00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,721 We're only here for a week. Why? 833 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,348 GREG: They're trying to slash our budget. 834 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:29,101 I have to go out there and have a showdown 835 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:31,728 with these fuckers, and it's just bad timing. 836 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,606 Yeah. But, I mean, couldn't someone else do it? 837 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,483 You're on vacation. 838 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:39,194 Yeah. You insisted that we come to Sicily 839 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:41,447 and have this romantic week. 840 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,907 And then you... you freaked out 841 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,742 when I showed up with Portia. 842 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:47,870 But thank God, she's here, you know, 843 00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:50,747 because otherwise I'd be-- I'd be entirely alone. 844 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:53,459 Tanya, I didn't want this. 845 00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:54,960 Well, can't you just quit 846 00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:59,131 the Bureau of Land Management bullshit, whatever it is? 847 00:45:59,214 --> 00:46:01,759 I can't quit. I can't afford to quit. 848 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,719 You made me sign a prenup. What if we don't work out? 849 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,721 If we don't work out, what am I supposed to do 850 00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:06,889 without a job? 851 00:46:06,972 --> 00:46:10,017 -We're gonna work out, Greg. -GREG: How do I know? 852 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:13,145 You change your mind about everything constantly. 853 00:46:13,228 --> 00:46:16,064 You-- you-- You drop your friends. 854 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:18,066 You fire people on a dime. 855 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,318 I mean, you've been through-- 856 00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:21,445 How many fucking assistants have you been through? 857 00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:23,238 You just discard people. 858 00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:27,826 -You hate me, don't you? -Shut up. I do not. 859 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:29,203 -TANYA: No, you do. -No, I don't. 860 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,496 TANYA: No, I think you do. 861 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:33,665 You know what? I'm paying attention. 862 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:35,501 -GREG: Stop. I get it. -I am paying attention. 863 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,794 -I can tell you don't like me. -It's two days. 864 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:40,589 Let's not just go into one of these big dramas again, okay? 865 00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:42,716 Fuck it, you're not coming back in two days. You know what? 866 00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:44,510 You're just-- you're a full-of-shit man. 867 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:46,762 You're very insincere. And I can just tell. 868 00:46:46,845 --> 00:46:49,681 You know what? You never look me in the eye, ever. 869 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:53,101 Guess what? I'm telling you in your eye, 870 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:55,103 you're a piece of shit. 871 00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:58,941 (SOBS, CRIES) I hate you. 872 00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:02,611 Come on, Tanya. Tanya! 873 00:47:02,694 --> 00:47:05,739 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 874 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:13,038 It's always something with them. (BREATHES DEEPLY) 875 00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:20,879 -♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ -(WAVES CRASHING) 876 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,192 -PORTIA: Uh, this is my room. -ALBIE: Oh. 877 00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:46,613 -(CLEARS THROAT) Uh... Listen. -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 878 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,783 Please don't repeat any of the shit that I told you 879 00:47:49,866 --> 00:47:51,743 about my boss and her husband and stuff, 880 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:53,412 because I actually did sign an NDA 881 00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:55,622 and I'm kinda paranoid about it. 882 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,416 Yeah, I'm gonna tell everyone I know. 883 00:47:57,499 --> 00:47:59,251 -No, I'm just kidding. -(PORTIA CHUCKLES) 884 00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:00,919 I-- Yeah, of course, I would never do that. 885 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:04,256 Yeah, it'd be ridiculous if she actually sued me, 886 00:48:04,339 --> 00:48:05,841 'cause all I have is my laptop 887 00:48:05,924 --> 00:48:08,260 and she has half a billion dollars. 888 00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:11,888 Her dad was this big, like, shipping magnate guy 889 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:14,099 and owned like half of San Francisco. 890 00:48:14,182 --> 00:48:16,059 And... and I don't think he molested her, 891 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,812 but he was definitely very pervy and inappropriate 892 00:48:18,895 --> 00:48:20,439 and then it was kind of sad. 893 00:48:20,522 --> 00:48:23,108 He actually ended up committing suicide and... 894 00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:26,194 and I'm not supposed to be telling you that either. 895 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:27,404 (CHUCKLES) 896 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:29,865 Um... 897 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:31,533 can I kiss you? 898 00:48:32,117 --> 00:48:33,702 Oh. Um... 899 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:36,747 sure. 900 00:48:37,539 --> 00:48:38,790 -Yeah. -Yeah, okay. 901 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:40,083 Okay. (CHUCKLES) 902 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,506 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 903 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:49,134 Um, I guess... 904 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,054 let's hang out tomorrow. 905 00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,015 Okay. 906 00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:58,935 Um, good night. Yeah. I had fun. 907 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:03,357 Fun. Great. Okay. 908 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,317 ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 909 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,777 Good night. (CHUCKLES) 910 00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:08,445 Good night. 911 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,118 (CARD READER BEEPS) 912 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:19,998 -(HARPER EXHALES) -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 913 00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:21,917 I'm sorry. 914 00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:26,296 -For what? -For being a shrew. 915 00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:30,175 I feel like I'm ruining this trip for everybody. 916 00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:32,010 -No, you're not. -HARPER: I just-- 917 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,136 I don't know what my problem is. 918 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,972 I just feel like.... (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 919 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,266 I feel like we're LARPing as rich people. 920 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:40,268 We're not LARPing. How-- how are we LARPing? 921 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,270 And I don't know, I guess, I just don't want him 922 00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:43,814 rubbing off on you. 923 00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:46,108 You know, and I don't like the way he alpha dogs you. 924 00:49:46,191 --> 00:49:48,276 He doesn't alpha dog me. 925 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,903 I mean, he kind of used to, I guess, 926 00:49:49,986 --> 00:49:52,656 but... it's different now. 927 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:57,244 Oh, my God, is that why we're here? 928 00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,579 So you can rub your success in his face? 929 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:01,248 -No. -(GASPS) 930 00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:03,500 So you can finally win the arm wrestling contest. 931 00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:05,961 No. There is no contest. 932 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:09,715 Well, whatever. From now on, I am going to be... 933 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:12,300 (BREATHES DEEPLY) ...so fun. Okay? 934 00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:14,636 -I promise. -Okay. 935 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:16,847 I love you. 936 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:19,933 I love you. 937 00:50:20,016 --> 00:50:23,687 Do you wanna suck on my tits or jerk off on my face 938 00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:26,565 -or something? Fuck around? -(LAUGHS) 939 00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:27,983 I'm kinda beat. 940 00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:31,486 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 941 00:50:32,195 --> 00:50:33,280 Yeah, okay. 942 00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:44,458 (SIGHS) 943 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,126 Ugh. She sucks. 944 00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:49,796 -(DAPHNE LAUGHS) -Why would he marry her? 945 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,299 -She's pretty. -CAMERON: Yeah, I guess. 946 00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:53,759 But she's such a pill. 947 00:50:56,052 --> 00:50:59,639 You know, I think some women cut off their husband's balls 948 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:00,682 and then they wonder 949 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:02,642 why they're not attracted to them anymore. 950 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:06,354 Yeah. Don't you cut my balls off, baby. 951 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,190 I won't. 952 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:12,444 That's all I got, sugarplum. 953 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:14,613 -But you know what? -CAMERON: What? 954 00:51:14,696 --> 00:51:16,990 -If I wanted to... -Uh-huh. 955 00:51:17,073 --> 00:51:18,283 ...I could. 956 00:51:18,366 --> 00:51:21,578 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 957 00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:38,512 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 958 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:45,769 (CAMERON AND DAPHNE KISSING) 959 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:47,395 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 960 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:52,234 Buonasera! 961 00:51:52,567 --> 00:51:53,944 Hello. 962 00:51:54,027 --> 00:51:55,779 We had a great day. 963 00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:57,948 We drank by the pool, we had dinner, 964 00:51:58,031 --> 00:52:01,034 and I just wanted to thank you. 965 00:52:01,117 --> 00:52:02,786 You're very welcome. 966 00:52:02,869 --> 00:52:04,412 Um, but listen... 967 00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:06,623 -(BREATHES DEEPLY) -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 968 00:52:06,706 --> 00:52:09,334 I'm having like a guilty conscience 969 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:10,752 kind of feeling, you know. 970 00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:15,549 I'm-- I'm just not feeling great about this. Uh, you're lovely. 971 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:16,883 You don't want me to come in? 972 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,052 DOMINIC: Oh, I really do. You have no idea. 973 00:52:19,135 --> 00:52:20,220 I have a problem 974 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:22,722 with sexual addiction and compulsion. 975 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:25,058 It's a-- it's a real issue. And, uh... 976 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:28,061 I-- I really need to get a handle on it, 977 00:52:28,144 --> 00:52:31,189 like, quickly, if I'm gonna turn my situation around. 978 00:52:34,359 --> 00:52:36,152 You understand? 979 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:40,532 I have my friend here, and she wants to thank you, too. 980 00:52:40,615 --> 00:52:41,700 ♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ 981 00:52:41,783 --> 00:52:43,493 -Ciao. -DOMINIC: Hi. 982 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:44,911 Thank you for my bikini. 983 00:52:46,162 --> 00:52:47,247 You're welcome. 984 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,457 Sure you don't want us to come in? 985 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:52,836 -(LUCIA AND MIA CHUCKLING) -Jeez. 986 00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:54,754 You're making this very hard. 987 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:55,922 LUCIA: Please. 988 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,048 -(MIA CHUCKLING) -Oh, Lord. 989 00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:58,884 -LUCIA: Mm. (KISSES) -Um... 990 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:01,261 (MAN SPEAKING ITALIAN OVER TV) 991 00:53:02,762 --> 00:53:05,181 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 992 00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:07,601 Michele... 993 00:53:12,314 --> 00:53:13,940 LUCIA: (IN ENGLISH) Do you like vodka? 994 00:53:14,941 --> 00:53:16,276 Mia, get the vodka. 995 00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:18,904 ♪ ("FIGLI DELLE STELLE" BY ALAN SORRENTI PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 996 00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:20,113 Mm-hmm. 997 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:30,040 -♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES MUFFLED) ♪ -(LUCIA AND MIA LAUGHING) 998 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:42,969 ♪ (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 999 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:57,859 (DISTORTED LAUGHTER) 1000 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,366 (DISTORTED LAUGHTER) 1001 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:21,341 (MOUNT ETNA ERUPTING) 1002 00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:25,929 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1003 00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:34,604 Greg? 1004 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:38,316 Greg? 1005 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:40,902 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1006 00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:05,844 Yeah, she's clueless as usual. 1007 00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:09,723 I'll be home tomorrow, give you a call when I get in. 1008 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,392 All right, yeah, I love you too. 1009 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:13,893 ♪ (DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1010 00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,311 GREG: And I look forward to it. 1011 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:26,072 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1012 00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,301 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 68269

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