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My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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I used to be super famous.
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Perhaps you remember my first
starring role in "Bloodsport."
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It is on television all of the time.
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Or maybe you've seen "Timecop,"
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which is like "Looper,"
starring Bruce Willis,
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but like a million times better.
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But this is not a movie.
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And that man is not an actor.
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He's trying to kill me.
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But I'm not worried because...
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I have a gift.
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I am the master of the splits.
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Or at least I used to be.
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Fuck.
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How did this happen?
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How did I get here?
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JC, I used your shower
and now I'm all sticky.
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It's coconut water.
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Your shower uses coconut water?
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All of the plumbing uses coconut water.
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I don't understand.
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Of course not.
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You never do.
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This is the first time I've been here.
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Let me help you get dressed.
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Okay.
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Hey, excuse me. Excuse me.
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My, uh, ramen is dry.
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Yeah, man, that's what we do.
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Dry ramen.
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Uh, can you put some, uh, water on mine?
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We actually don't have access to water.
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We're a pop up experience,
not a restaurant.
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Okay, I don't understand.
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Dude.
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Oh, hey, no shit.
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Where you been, man?
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You got anything coming out?
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I'm retired.
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What about on, uh, DVD?
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VOD?
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No, no. Real retired.
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Not like Nicholas Cage retired.
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Oh, fuck, man.
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I thought you were Nicholas Cage.
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Shooting's about finesse, JC.
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You gotta have a soft touch.
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Yeah, I'm not exactly
known for my soft touch.
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Let's try this.
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You told me about your favorite
childhood memory once.
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You remember that?
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Yeah. The farm.
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Your grandfather's emu farm.
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Picture it.
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It's a beautiful day.
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Nowhere for you to be.
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Nothing for you to do.
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It's just you,
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and those big...
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majestic...
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...birds.
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Whoa.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Vanessa.
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- What?
- Shit.
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- Hey, Vanessa, I called...
- I'm late for a flight.
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I wrote, I tried everything.
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I miss you.
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What do you want me to say to that?
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Let's have dinner tonight.
Let me explain.
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I'm flying to Bulgaria in three hours.
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For a job?
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But I thought you quit.
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I didn't quit working, JC.
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I just quit working with you.
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You take care of yourself, okay?
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Vanessa.
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Hey, bro, you forgot your dry ramen.
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Val Kilmer?
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Jane.
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It's your favorite client.
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I'm back.
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- Jane.
- JC.
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Goddamn, I got such a hard
on when I heard your voice.
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Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Hey, you ready to
pop the trunk on this shit?
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- Yes.
- Let's go.
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Where have you been?
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I've been relaxing.
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Uh-huh. That explains no
Christmas cards, birthday cards.
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Okay, first up.
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Action re-imagining of
"Rikki-Tikki-Tavi."
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Channing Tatum's playing the mongoose,
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you'd be one of the cobras.
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This is set up at Paramount.
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Jane.
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Action re-imaging of
"Anne of Green Gables."
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This was on the black list last year.
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Kid who wrote it is
a garbage man in Fresno.
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Uh, honey, those are not edible.
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Oh.
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That's at Paramount.
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Okay. This isn't Paramount.
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- Jane.
- Origin story.
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Of the restaurant P.F. Chang's.
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But imagined as an action movie.
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You'd be Richard Shaw,
sidekick to Phineas Fog Chang.
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- Channing Tatum is attached.
- Jane.
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Jackie Chan's playing General Tso,
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he's rides a giant CG chicken.
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This is gonna be great.
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Jane!
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When I told you I was back,
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I did not mean JCVD.
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I meant... Johnson.
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I see.
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Director authorization recognized.
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Security protocols engaged.
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Johnson has been retired for two years.
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That's an eternity in this line of work.
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Room secured.
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I stay active. I play Frisbee golf.
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This isn't a game, Jean-Claude.
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It's black ops.
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Real black ops, not the game.
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I send you out there before
you're ready, people die.
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No one's going to die.
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Except for all the people
I'm going to kill.
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I'll put out feelers, see if there
are any low risk assignments.
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I want Bulgaria.
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Oh, the job Vanessa's working.
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Honey, that ship has sailed.
You had your chance.
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I want Bulgaria.
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That job is booked.
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My guy's already on the ground.
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Who is it?
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Jones? Thompson?
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- Brown.
- Brown.
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Brown is a monster.
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His, uh, methods are a bit
extreme, but he's good.
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Brown is good, but Johnson is better.
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I can make the call.
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For you, I'll always make the call,
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but this isn't just about the
client and you know that.
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You need the cover job, too.
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And that movie starts
shooting in two days.
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Jane, I trust you.
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I'm going to pack.
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JC, please tell me
this isn't about Vanessa.
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JC!
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Well, JC, good news.
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I worked my magic.
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The mission and cover job are yours.
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That's right, Bulgaria's a go.
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But you're going up against
bloodthirsty drug runners,
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so, yeah, I hope you're ready.
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Because... ready or not,
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Johnson is back.
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Hiya.
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Oh, shit.
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Ta-dah!
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Motherfucker.
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I can't believe you pulled this.
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- Vanessa...
- Don't, don't even.
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You know how much this job means to me.
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How hard I've worked to get here.
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I'm not letting you fuck that up for me.
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Get to work or get lost, your call.
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Heroin cut with ketamine.
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Kids call it HK. Hong Kong.
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It's being smuggled in
cans of motor oil.
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It's highly addictive and highly lethal.
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All right, you're set.
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We know the source?
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Intel points to
a factory outside of town.
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I'm gonna run recon this
morning while you're shooting.
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If it checks out,
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we'll get you in there
at the end of the week.
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End of the week?
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I thought it might make sense for you
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to spend the week
warming up with stunt work.
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Before you have to do the real thing.
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You know.
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On the off chance
you didn't walk in here
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in peak physical condition.
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Wait, stunt work.
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In this movie?
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You haven't even looked at the script.
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Vanessa.
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- Hey.
- Maybe you've forgotten, JC,
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but what you do is fucking dangerous.
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You waltz in here unprepared,
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it's not just you that's gonna end
up splattered across the field.
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Where's Brown?
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Last minute personnel change.
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This is Johnson.
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Johnson, meet Luis.
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Where's Marcus?
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Retired. For real retired.
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Not Jean-Claude Van Damme retired.
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Is he qualified?
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I was top of my class
at the Paul Mitchell academy.
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Plus a Beacon award at
the PBA Beauty Week 2014.
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And before that?
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I spent nine years as a child
soldier in el cartel de Los Zetas.
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- Mr. Van Damme.
- Yep.
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They're ready for you now.
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We could run away, head out west.
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We have more than enough gold left.
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No more running. It ends tonight.
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He's here.
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I love you, Tom Sawyer.
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Oh, Huck.
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Huckleberry Finn.
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Pop.
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Daddy's home.
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Ahh. There's a new man of the house.
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What the fuck!
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Cut! Cut.
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Okay, reset.
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Uh, second team, let's...
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Chrissy, baby. I am really sorry.
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- Fix it.
- On it.
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Okay, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, I know the choreography is tough.
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Um, it's kind of my trademark, though.
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Yes, I remember from the commercial
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with the, uh, dancing hamsters.
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- Yeah, exactly.
- I know, it's so...
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That's okay, this is what
we're gonna do. Sit down...
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How's he looking?
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Not good.
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What's the story with you two?
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We were a team.
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I did hair and recon, he...
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did what he does,
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and eventually,
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it's the classic story,
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he spinning back heel
kicked his way into my heart.
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The chemistry was instant.
It was undeniable.
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But we didn't want
to jeopardize the work,
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so we tried to fight it.
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You know, we shouldn't
be doing this at all.
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We should not be...
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But every time we came back
together for a mission,
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we picked up right
where we had left off,
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until finally we realized there
was no point in fighting it.
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So we decided to take some time off.
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Together.
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I went to Bali while he
finished up his press tour
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and I waited for him.
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But he never showed up.
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I went my way.
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He went his and...
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eventually, he retired altogether.
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And now he's back.
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Now he's back.
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So what's your story?
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It's not that interesting.
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I'll tell you later.
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You're right. With Pop dead...
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it would be easy now
to go someplace warm.
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We got a problem.
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We'll be fine, I just need
to stretch a bit more.
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Not you.
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It's the factory.
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I don't know how, but they
must have gotten tipped off.
270
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They've started moving the drugs out.
271
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:38,926
How long do we have?
272
00:16:39,189 --> 00:16:40,493
It'll be empty by tonight.
273
00:16:40,821 --> 00:16:43,502
Which means you need to find a
way to change the schedule.
274
00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:47,265
You need to be wrapped by 6, 7 PM
at the latest.
275
00:16:52,108 --> 00:16:53,251
...and, you know, couldn't do it.
276
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:55,005
Real hamsters is more practical.
277
00:16:55,076 --> 00:16:56,086
- They did good, though.
- Excuse me.
278
00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,510
Ah, JC. Perfect.
279
00:16:57,579 --> 00:16:59,089
I want you to meet one of your co-stars,
280
00:16:59,113 --> 00:17:00,284
this is Victor.
281
00:17:01,048 --> 00:17:02,348
Big fan, Mr. Van Damme.
282
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,017
Really excited to be working with you.
283
00:17:04,085 --> 00:17:05,415
- Same here.
- Thank you.
284
00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:07,286
Victor's playing "N" word Jim.
285
00:17:09,556 --> 00:17:10,556
Okay.
286
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,325
Can I talk to you for a second?
287
00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:15,365
Yeah. Yeah.
288
00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:16,599
What's up, babe?
289
00:17:18,088 --> 00:17:20,860
Well, it's about, uh, my choreography.
290
00:17:22,355 --> 00:17:24,235
It doesn't have the right feel.
291
00:17:25,606 --> 00:17:27,723
Okay, so... Okay.
292
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,320
I have TBS, all right?
293
00:17:31,378 --> 00:17:33,748
So I've seen "Kickboxer"
like, a hundy times, right?
294
00:17:33,814 --> 00:17:36,290
I love it just like everybody else.
295
00:17:36,635 --> 00:17:38,316
But that '80s style of fighting,
296
00:17:38,319 --> 00:17:39,689
the style that you're known for,
297
00:17:39,753 --> 00:17:43,023
with the kicking and the
spinning and the splits
298
00:17:43,089 --> 00:17:44,301
in the middle of the s... you know,
299
00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:46,025
with the guys one at time coming...
300
00:17:46,092 --> 00:17:47,121
It's not realistic.
301
00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:49,791
And we all know that now.
302
00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:51,229
You know?
303
00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:53,861
All I'm saying maybe we
can spend half a day...
304
00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:57,063
Oh, no, it's okay. I get
it, I get it, I get it.
305
00:17:57,136 --> 00:17:58,536
I... I hear you.
306
00:17:58,604 --> 00:18:00,974
But hey, we're gonna
roll with the punches.
307
00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:05,141
Pow. Oh.
308
00:18:06,412 --> 00:18:08,478
Roll with the punches.
309
00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:11,782
Camera's set!
310
00:18:11,851 --> 00:18:12,851
Action!
311
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:15,623
- Cut! Cut!
- JC.
312
00:18:15,688 --> 00:18:17,688
- I'm so, so sorry, man.
- Holy shit.
313
00:18:17,757 --> 00:18:19,435
I totally... I totally thought
you were gonna duck.
314
00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:21,499
Okay, that's a wrap, everyone.
315
00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:23,361
It's simple.
316
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,263
Get in, find the HK,
317
00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:29,165
then all you need to do is
get one of these trackers
318
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,403
on one of their shipments.
319
00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:34,033
Remember, if you blow your cover,
320
00:18:34,105 --> 00:18:37,045
the entire operation
goes down in flames,
321
00:18:37,108 --> 00:18:38,948
so stick to the plan.
322
00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:46,173
Johnson.
323
00:18:46,474 --> 00:18:47,884
Here's your weapon.
324
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,622
I've got my own weapons.
325
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:03,834
Vanessa.
326
00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:04,868
Give me a sec.
327
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,001
Okay, I got you.
328
00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:11,408
I'm in.
329
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:15,012
I'll meet you back in
my room in 59 minutes.
330
00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:16,889
Your room?
331
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:20,417
You know, for mission review
and alibi briefing.
332
00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:21,884
Right, yeah, that location's
333
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,082
not gonna work for me this time around.
334
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,790
I can come to your room.
335
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,131
How about we do that dinner?
336
00:19:32,195 --> 00:19:33,878
Hotel restaurant.
337
00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:35,862
Work only.
338
00:19:38,035 --> 00:19:39,505
Work only.
339
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,241
I'm in uniform.
340
00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:47,839
Headed to the entrance.
341
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:50,917
Slow it down a sec.
342
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,221
I've got a half a dozen workers
343
00:19:52,248 --> 00:19:53,908
coming up on your position.
344
00:19:57,754 --> 00:19:59,224
There's another group approaching.
345
00:19:59,288 --> 00:20:01,488
I need to see which
direction they're headed.
346
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,667
You're right.
347
00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:13,916
With Pop dead, it would be
a more comfortable life.
348
00:20:14,403 --> 00:20:15,903
Comfortable life.
349
00:20:16,475 --> 00:20:18,372
I don't want to do what's easy, Tom.
350
00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:19,482
I want to do what's right.
351
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:20,836
What did you say?
352
00:20:21,277 --> 00:20:24,047
Wait. What are you doing?
353
00:20:25,782 --> 00:20:26,782
Nothing.
354
00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:31,306
Please tell me you didn't
bring your script.
355
00:20:33,889 --> 00:20:36,659
You said yourself I need to be prepared.
356
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:37,926
Being prepared for tomorrow's scenes
357
00:20:37,993 --> 00:20:39,493
isn't gonna do you a lot of good
358
00:20:39,561 --> 00:20:40,731
if you're dead tonight.
359
00:20:40,796 --> 00:20:41,796
Down!
360
00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:54,273
Don't worry. Nobody's
going to lay eyes on me.
361
00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:55,642
Hey!
362
00:20:58,183 --> 00:20:59,799
Philippe. How is it going?
363
00:21:01,015 --> 00:21:02,015
Good.
364
00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:04,523
Good, good. Well, I
don't want to keep you.
365
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:12,957
Okay. The HK should be
through those double doors.
366
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:19,733
Hey, Philippe.
367
00:21:22,169 --> 00:21:23,457
What is this?
368
00:21:24,271 --> 00:21:25,571
What's happening here?
369
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,840
Just go with it.
370
00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:29,008
Hey, Philippe.
371
00:21:33,581 --> 00:21:34,616
Hey, Philippe.
372
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:36,897
Hey, Philippe.
373
00:21:43,224 --> 00:21:44,775
Hey, it's just me, Philippe.
374
00:21:49,029 --> 00:21:50,216
Who are you?
375
00:21:51,131 --> 00:21:54,095
Um... I'm you.
376
00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:57,320
From the future,
and I'm here to warn you
377
00:21:58,271 --> 00:22:01,581
that something bad's going
to happen to this factory.
378
00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:05,843
You should leave.
379
00:22:06,445 --> 00:22:08,598
You're not me from the future.
380
00:22:09,048 --> 00:22:10,478
What?
381
00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:13,424
Like matter cannot occupy like space.
382
00:22:13,486 --> 00:22:14,486
"Timecop."
383
00:22:14,588 --> 00:22:16,058
"Timecop."
384
00:22:16,122 --> 00:22:16,992
Have you seen it?
385
00:22:17,056 --> 00:22:19,126
- Yeah.
- So you know the rules.
386
00:22:19,575 --> 00:22:22,862
Like matter cannot occupy like space.
387
00:22:23,505 --> 00:22:26,070
But, uh, in "Looper" Bruce Willis
388
00:22:26,132 --> 00:22:29,602
and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
touch many times.
389
00:22:29,636 --> 00:22:31,666
If you are really me,
390
00:22:32,058 --> 00:22:35,138
do you think "Looper," it's a
better movie than "Timecop"?
391
00:22:38,644 --> 00:22:40,431
- Yes.
- False.
392
00:22:40,813 --> 00:22:44,083
I think "Timecop"
is way better than "Looper."
393
00:22:52,531 --> 00:22:55,325
You've got excellent taste in films.
394
00:23:18,382 --> 00:23:19,652
Okay, I've got the signal.
395
00:23:19,993 --> 00:23:21,022
Now get out of there.
396
00:23:21,085 --> 00:23:23,455
What, are you worried about me?
397
00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:27,692
Well, you gotta admit,
that was a strange one,
398
00:23:27,759 --> 00:23:29,229
even for you.
399
00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:30,553
But hey...
400
00:23:30,662 --> 00:23:32,186
that's mission success.
401
00:23:32,664 --> 00:23:34,185
I'll meet you at the restaurant in 30.
402
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,938
Just don't stand me up this time.
403
00:23:45,309 --> 00:23:46,440
Oh, shit.
404
00:23:47,178 --> 00:23:48,178
Vanessa.
405
00:23:48,713 --> 00:23:49,813
Vanessa, can you hear me?
406
00:23:49,881 --> 00:23:51,251
I've got to go back.
407
00:23:51,315 --> 00:23:52,345
I dropped my script.
408
00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:54,286
It has my fucking name on it.
409
00:24:03,059 --> 00:24:04,429
Psst.
410
00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:07,996
"And what about us?"
411
00:24:08,064 --> 00:24:10,834
"You promised we'd start
a family of our own."
412
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,741
"The family we never had."
413
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,640
"Huck, we already have."
414
00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:25,214
Jean-Claude Van Damme?
415
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:31,861
Yeah.
416
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:34,954
Sergey.
417
00:25:21,235 --> 00:25:22,835
JC.
418
00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:28,917
I love you.
419
00:25:38,386 --> 00:25:39,426
Huh?
420
00:25:48,696 --> 00:25:49,896
Hah.
421
00:25:58,038 --> 00:25:59,508
Me want!
422
00:25:59,572 --> 00:26:00,942
No, no, no. One at a time,
423
00:26:01,008 --> 00:26:02,051
or you run into each other.
424
00:26:02,075 --> 00:26:03,575
Could get confusing. Go!
425
00:26:03,643 --> 00:26:05,113
Go!
426
00:26:37,344 --> 00:26:38,574
Come on!
427
00:27:23,688 --> 00:27:24,689
Excuse me.
428
00:27:25,256 --> 00:27:27,966
- It's Vanessa, right?
- Yeah.
429
00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:30,394
Are you okay?
430
00:27:38,904 --> 00:27:40,321
Vanessa.
431
00:27:41,539 --> 00:27:42,909
Vanessa, please.
432
00:27:45,276 --> 00:27:46,538
I can explain.
433
00:27:49,514 --> 00:27:51,857
JC. Hey, man.
434
00:27:52,609 --> 00:27:55,483
Look, Vanessa wanted me to tell you that
435
00:27:55,553 --> 00:27:57,361
it's not a good time.
436
00:27:58,389 --> 00:27:59,489
Sorry.
437
00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:24,579
- Jane.
- Before you say another word,
438
00:28:24,648 --> 00:28:28,348
yes, Brown is telling people
that he's coming for you,
439
00:28:28,418 --> 00:28:29,718
but I'm on it.
440
00:28:29,786 --> 00:28:31,646
Don't worry.
441
00:28:31,721 --> 00:28:33,321
I'm not calling about Brown.
442
00:28:33,390 --> 00:28:34,990
Oh, no.
443
00:28:35,059 --> 00:28:36,559
Honey, you don't sound good.
444
00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:39,558
Jane, the job is harder
than I remember it.
445
00:28:40,382 --> 00:28:41,990
The movie's shit.
446
00:28:43,266 --> 00:28:45,189
And the woman I love...
447
00:28:46,589 --> 00:28:49,112
is fucking "N" word Jim.
448
00:28:58,881 --> 00:29:00,979
The woman I love.
449
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,443
I should never have come back.29652
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