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Great. There it is:
"Welcome to hell".

WELCOME 6-CLASS (IN HELL)

This year is going to be poop.

How do you know?

Oops. But something like that too.

I just know it.

Last year we were the kings.

Fifth graders. We had
this school under control.

Nobody likes us this year.

Yes that's true.

I stay out of it. I am
Well. I grow a mustache.

I see nothing.

Nope.

But it was me
worst hit.

Do you see that girl over there?

You will take me with everyone
torment possible opportunity.

Wait a minute, is that
not your sister

Yes.

At least you have your own room.
My grandpa stole mine from me.

What? Your grandfather is with
moved you in? When is that?

After his attack on the supermarket.

Can i help you sir?

Yes, I want to see Maria.

Oh, Maria is gone.
We have switched to self-checkouts.

Much faster and more efficiently.
You will like it.

It'll be cheaper if I
do all the work myself?

We have every day
Special offers, sir.

-Seriously?
-Yes, sir.

-Let me through. I want to go on.
-Please, no problem.

CASHBOX

- Please scan an article.
-I'm talking to a robot.

Please scan an item.

I will do.

Let's see if that works.

Please scan an item.

You get into my Nerv.

Please scan an item.

Yes / Yes.

Sir Sir

Sir, you should stop.

Wait, I'll help you up.
-My leg! Go away!

Now please, sir.

Go away! I am retired.
Get out of here.

-I can judo!
-Go away!

Leave the poor man alone!

Your shop sucks.

Are you insane? Stop!

Oh, all right. you want to
mess with me.

You have nothing more
on it? That hurt.

There is my little one. You wouldn't have
have to come here. I'm fine

What happened to the mailbox?

An idiot riveted him.

Oh shit.

Dad, are you driving again?
Your driver's license is gone, remember?

It's not gone, I have
forgot to have it extended.

Now I'm supposed to take the driving test
what is idiotic

because I've been driving for over 50 years.
What am I supposed to do, starve?

I'm coming in now.

It just can't go on like this.

Do not worry. This damn one
Laden never sees me again.

No, I mean that I
everything has to stand and leave,

drive two hours in each direction,
just to check on you

I didn't ask you to come!

No, not you, but the police. Dad me
want to come, i want to be there for you.

But maybe now is the time
come to think about it ...

No, I will not move! I
have built and do this house

in here the last breath.
You don't put me in a home!

What if you moved in with us?

Are you crazy? Relatives are like fish,
they stink after three days. Horrible ones

Idea. We'd kill ourselves.
Out of the question, sorry.

Dad!

I miss her too.

And that's changing
nothing even if you have me

dragged out of my house
and transplanted into yours.

Oh man.

Maybe we could
yes miss together.

Yes, perhaps. But there is none in your house
Space. Where would you put me

Under the roof? Under no circumstance!

Now don't make it any harder
than it already is. It's the only choice.

Dad! If it's the only choice
then it's not a choice at all.

"Choice" means you have to
between at least

decide two things.
And that's just one.

Unless the other one is
that I am in the garden

sleep and of 'nem
Bear being eaten.

Don't make a drama out of it now.

Also share yours
Sisters already have a room.

Yes, Sarah already told me that.

You live in the clouds
because your way is so far.

Wait a moment. Shh!

Shh!

Shh ...

-Hey I'm back again.
- Shh!

There is no bathroom in the attic.
And Grandpa doesn't make all these levels.

And the basement ... is the basement.

-Ha!
-What?

My Jordans! They have new laces.

Hey Peter, shall we
help you move?

Disappears! This is still my room.

Not for long.

Come on, get out! Go away! Go away!

Peter i know
it's not ideal, but we are

you have to have a family
Make sacrifices for each other.

Sometimes pretty big sacrifices.

Listen. You have a lot there
more space than in this room.

Now it will be
Attic your new room.

No, he won't. The attic remains
where you put things and then they

forgets how our old TV or
the exercise bike Dad used once.

Right.

What? I train with it. See it
just as a new beginning, okay?

We clean thoroughly and
maybe put some nice wallpaper on.

Your turtles would no
Better vision doesn't hurt either.

They like it that way.
There you have your privacy.

Do you still like that, honey?

Yes.

Grandpa!

Grandpa is here, Grandpa is here
Grandpa everywhere.

How nice that Grandpa is coming
and it stays there forever. Hey

Hey And please remember: we
don't want to overwhelm Grandpa.

He should first settle down.

There is still enough at dinner
Opportunity to talk to him.

-Oh, I won't be here.
-What?

What? I'm studying with Russel.

"Learning" is still learning, isn't it?
It's not slang for anything else?

No dad. "Learning" is still
learn. And I got the okay from mom.

Grandpa!

Jenny!

Don't knock him over.

Oh man.

-Hi, Grandpa.
-Hello Mausezahn.

Ed.

Artie.

Where is your brother

Peter?

Peter?

Peter!

Come on, let's help Grandpa
with his luggage.

-Okay, give it to me.
-Let it be.

OK. Then I'll take the suitcase.

He called me "Artie" again.

Please Arthur
it's really not easy for him.

Hey grandpa.

Hey there you are Look at you.

Look at you. You grow
yes faster than grass.

Oh, chic sneakers.

Thank you. Do you like your room?

-Yes, looks nice.
-Sure, because it's beautiful.

By far the most beautiful
Rooms throughout the house.

Oh I know kid Listen me
didn't want it to happen either.

Sometimes you just have to be in
to sacrifice to a family.

You're right. That's true.

Sometimes you are not even asked.

There we are already two.

Oh yes, be careful with them
Floorboards. They're uneven.

I will think about it. Thank you.

I'll see you later, Grandpa.

You can come visit me anytime.

In the attic ... where's before
Spiders and mice abound.

- Peter!
-I didn't do anything!

So here we are.

You've been robbed, dude.

No, I was attacked.

The worst part is that I am
not even allowed to complain about it.

That's what you complain for
but a lot, Peter.

I mean home because he's old
is and we all love him and all.

You mustn't allow
that the enemy will take your booth.

You have to fight back and
stand up for your rights.

I do not have rights.

Everyone has rights. You are,
um ... un-something ... has something

with pursuit of happiness too
to do. That's what the Constitution says.

Yeah that would be great if I
would live in North America.

But apparently the Burlington is located
Avenue 153 in North Korea.

Do your parents do that
knew when buying a house?

What?

I wouldn't put up with that.

I would ask for my room back
or there is war.

"Or is there a war"?

Should he attack his grandfather?

Only secretly, of course, Emma.

He can't do it the normal way
fight because his grandfather is strong,

is tall and experienced, while Peter
is just weak and small. And dumb.

You're a bad friend.

Hi Steven.

Mom says you should go to work
put on your flip-flops to shower.

Not cool, Lisa.

My brother has athlete's foot.
Totally gross and contagious.

Contagious?

And gross.

Only six toes are affected.

That's a lot of toes, bro.

Hello grandpa.

Hello my sweetie.

Do you wanna play something?
I have "reindeer races"

I have "Christmas World",
I have "1-2-3 Christmas porridge".

Maybe, but not now, okay?

Do you want to see a movie
I have "Frosty the Snowman".

I do not think so. OK,
Little mouse? Maybe tomorrow?

OK.

What's the matter with Grandpa?

How so? What happened?

He just doesn't want to do anything.

He just stares out the window
but there's only this dead tree

Daddy always wants to cut down, but he does
mustn't use the chainsaw.

Daddy can use the chainsaw at any time
use, snail. OK?

He just chose to wait
until mommy says it's okay.

Nothing is with Grandpa.
He's just very tired and

thinks a lot about grandma
to. All good okay

OK.

Go away, go away!

I hate my life.

Oh come now!

Ouch.

"Declaration of war.

When in the context of human
Events a person the room

steals from another person,
there is no choice but to war.

You have 24 hours.
Give me back what's mine here,

or wear the
Consequences. Secret Warrior. "

Nice handwriting.

Bad? Not at all. You already know,
it's a change, so ...

Who are you talking to

Uh, with Jerry, I'll be done soon.

No, I would really like to
but I can not,

I'm kind of stuck here Yes.

Hello Jerry, Sally here.

Hey

-He's not stuck here.
-What shoud that?

I can bring it over if
I drive to work. Listen again.

See you then, Jerry.

Are you going to be helicopter mom now?

Will you pack me sandwiches too?
with a note in there?

A note? Maybe
don't you like what it says there.

I'll meet him another
Mal, don't feel like it now.

You haven't seen Jerry in years.

Now you live in the
Proximity. That'll be nice.

I can't and I don't want to. I have
still something to do. I have to take care of that

Take care of light switches in my room. Artie
installed it upside down.

Did you!

Eat up. We're going in 10 minutes.

Yeah mom

How are you,
Grandpa? Slept well?

Like a marmot. Thank you. There is
no newspaper in the house?

Yes, there is.

Here you go.

Ahh, I can't read that.

Just make it bigger. So.

Oh yeah.

Jenn ...

How does she survive
actually? She doesn't eat anything.

No idea. You have to go, Peter.

OK. And? No nightmares?

I? No.

Sleep disorders?

I only have eight left
Words on the screen.

Don't you wanna talk to me about nothing

Now everything is gone!
What have I done? How...

Peter, I'm waiting!

Well, if you can later
want to talk, we can do that.

Have fun at school.

Didn't he say anything about it?

Not a word. One should get that.

And I don't get you
Man. I mean,

you just slide the note
just under the door?

Maybe he does
not read yet.

Yes, he did. It was lying
on his desk.

Maybe he already has it
to forget? It happens to old people.

This is happening to you, Steve.

Oops. Well, something like that ...

The trouble is that you do that
Have lost the element of surprise.

The attack must be immediate.

-You have chili in your backpack.
- He knows that.

Yes.

Hi Steven.

Oh god no

You have your braces
left in mom's car.

There is still a chocolate bar hanging there
inside, what it looks like.

At least I hope it is.

See you afterwards.

Yes, it's a candy bar.

Are you making good progress, Arthur?

Great yeah If you like big boxes.

The fame of this company is based on them.

Yes. Yes, probably true.

Are you sure that
the Walmart profile is?

Walmart? I thought this was for Kmart.

No, Walmart.

Oh man. I'm sorry.
I have so much on my mind right now.

My father in law is
moved in with us, so ...

No idea. Somehow
he doesn't think of me.

He thinks I would for one
soulless group of companies work,

who are not interested in
the worries and needs ...

... of your employees.

I wish you a lot of fun.

How do I get home again?

Well, you could walk.
Or you can take this.

I already have a cell phone.

It's not a cell phone. I do not know
times exactly what that is. Put it in.

Okay this is a
Driving service called "Lyft".

If you want to go home
just wipe it and someone will pick you up.

You do not need money,
you don't even have to talk to anyone.

Wipe. Wipe over it.

Bye, dad.

Oh! Yes.

-Greetings to Jerry for me.
-I will.

Holy shit is this all yours?
All young dreams come true here.

Are you crazy? Guys can
can't do that at all.

Alone the pool table
costs six grand.

And you play with it all

Of course, of course.

What do you feel like doing first? billiards
play? Gym or football?

And what the hell is that?

It's a onewheel.
It's a lot of fun.

And you can drive that thing?

Shit yeah

Epic!

Should see me.

Wow!

Yo, Jerry! Oh! I did not know,
that you have a visitor.

This is my old friend Ed.

Ed, hi, Danny.

My pleasure.
So are we going for a walk?

Yes.

Oh good. Because my masseuse
told me if i was the week

Take 10,000 steps
then she meets me for coffee.

And you know what "coffee" means.

Coffee?

Yes, coffee.

Tomorrow ladies.

Seriously, dude?

These yoga pants kill me again.

Why are you doing this?

What? They think I'm cute.

Yeah, like, "Cute, the old guys. Think
still that they have a chance. "

Hey I'm a good catch.

I'm getting a great pension. Two more
Years and I can ski for free.

Do you ski?

No, I do not. Tomorrow.
Beautiful morning.

How are you? Lovely.

Yes, delightful. Mention
next time the pension.

As if you would ever ski.

So how about your daughter, Ed?

It's okay. I have mine
Grandson, which he doesn't think is great.

He sent that to me yesterday.

"... no room, ... no choice, ... consequences".

Wow! And your answer?

Nothing at all.

-You want to let that go?
-You have to answer that.

This aggression requires one
Counterstrike. Semper fi .

You were in the marines?

Not me. I just mean ...

He's a kid. He used to
turn to it and me too.

I am his grandfather so
he won't do anything.

Are you crazy? You have to do something ...

"House thieves have the right to
forfeited a good night's sleep. "

Peter? Hey peter!

Grandpa. Are you that?

Yes, it's me and you know it.
Do you know what time it is?

Bedtime?

It's the middle of the night. Come on,
that's not funny. I don't like it

if someone plays tricks on me
even if it's my grandson.

This is not a prank. This is war.

You don't wage war
against his family, rather

against the enemy.
And I'm not your enemy

You have my declaration of war.
Why did not you say anything?

Because I was hoping it was a joke.

It's not a joke. You have something for me
taken away and I want it back.

OK. Go back to sleep, I got it.

But now it's over.

See you tomorrow morning
respectively, same.

Grandpa? I love you.

I love you too.

But the war continues.

Hello grandpa.

-Hey, Jenny.
-May I come inside?

Sure, why not.

Because I wasn't allowed to go to Peter.

I always sneaked in
when he wasn't there.

Come on in.

What can I do for you?

Nothing. I am just curious.

Do you know it's my birthday soon?

Yes I know.

OK. I just wanted to make sure.

What's this?

These are marbles.

Can i have one

Sure, but promise me you will
to be careful. They are special.

You are not magical.

People always say that things are magical
are, and they never are.

No i didn't say
that they are magical

but they are special. Come here.

You know that grandpa
used to build houses?

Yes, before I was born.

That's right, you still existed
Not. But if you have a

Build a house, you catch
always digging first.

And for some reason
you almost always find marbles,

because they roll everywhere
and get lost easily.

And with almost every excavation,
that I dug up, I have

found a marble or two.
Guess what I did.

What?

You collected. And if
you're counting all these marbles now

do you know how many
Houses I've built.

That's a lot of houses.

I also worked a long time.

Why don't you work now

Because I'm retired now.

What is retirement

That's when you stop working
and can do other things.

Your grandmother and
I had a lot of plans

but, sometimes comes
it is different from what you think.

Can I have a marble now?

Yes.

Watch out, little mouse, watch out.

Are you okay, Grandpa?

Yes / Yes. I rest here
down just a little.

Do I still get a marble?

Take what you want

Oh no no no no

What's that noise up there?

Grandpa lost his marbles.

"Come to my room. Immediately."

-You wanted to see me?
-Yes. Come in. Close the door.

Sit down.

So, the glass with mine
do you know all the marbles?

No. How should I know,
what you have here

in your room...? That used to be mine.

It's good. That's funny.
Very funny, actually.

Everyone likes pranksters. I thought,
we'd have that behind us.

Just tell mom and dad
that you the room

want to trade with me.
Then it's done.

You really want war?
Because I participated in one.

It's not like video games.

Even if you win
others get hurt.

I just want what's mine

And do you play with fire?

I do not play.

Okay. And after which
Rules does the whole thing work?

What?

We need rules
what is allowed and what is not.

- There are no rules in war.
-Oh yes, and if.

"Rule number one:
No collateral damage

among the civilian population
or their possessions. "

That means neither your parents are allowed to
nor endanger your sisters.

I Agree.

"Rule number two: don't talk about it."

BEHAVIOUR RULES

This is hand to hand. Only between
both of us. Nobody betrays the other.

I Agree.

OK. Sign!

All right, your wish
comes true, "Secret Warrior".

OK. "Old Soldier".

From now on: "Take better care".

The jungle: big and small live here,
exotic and

bizarre animals in the same place and
side by side at the same time.

The game is called: Survival.
The use: eat or be eaten.

Those who attack first
are allowed another

Enjoy the day. Those,
those who sleep will be eaten.

OK. Okay.

What kind of stuff is that?

"Quick-drying assembly foam" .

I'll kill him. Lie down
not with me, you little ...

Do you think you're smart?

Then you have the bill without
made the landlord, my friend.

You will be sorry for that
I promise you that.

Do you think you're smart? Not even close!

Nobody will ever know!

I don't know what you're talking about.

You're doing very well, Grandpa.

Thank you, little mouse. You are
a very good teacher.

Why is your face so red

I dont know.

Maybe I'm against something
allergic in this house.

Well, I'll be in the shaving cream then.

I mean ... school.

Uh, Peter! is that your folder?

Yes, thank you.

Have fun at school,
Smaller. I love you.

Hey pete How is your
super unnecessary war?

Not good. I was the whole
Awake at night. could not sleep.

Diarrhea?

What? No! My grandpa.

Your grandfather has diarrhea?

No! In the history
there is no diarrhea.

I did everything you said
and got him full a few times too.

I got him this morning
Tabasco put in the coffee.

Until now nothing.

Dude, your grandfather works with psy-ops.

Psychological warfare.

Or, he's just grown up.

Peter? If you have enough
chatted, would you like us

maybe your essay on
read out your summer vacation?

Yes, sure.

"My summer vacation" by Peter Decker.

This summer vacation was that
best I've ever had.

I've ridden a lot
and didn't shower anymore

until I stunk like a monkey's bottom.

Please read on, Peter. Go ahead.

I do not want. This is not my ...

Read

I figured out how I mean
Freeze your own farts in a bag.

I didn't write that.

Sit down again.
We'll talk to each other after class.

Psy-ops.

Amateur.

What's going on here?

Uh, nothing, nothing at all! We only have...

I have a few for her
Vocabulary exercises brought.

Really?

Vocabulary.

Russell, get out! Mia, you stay.

What about the rule
which states that no

Boys are allowed into the house,
when nobody is there

Oh my god mom, don't do it now
so much wind. We didn't do anything.

I used to be your age too.

-You? I can't imagine.
-Oh no?

-No. You are already ...
-What?

You already are, you are ...

Say it.

The vocabulary exercises have become
really pays off, honey.

What the hell...!

Well, you started it, kid.

He got me full.

I got him full.
Tape at the end of the door,

as if I wouldn't
smell a hundred yards.

-Beginner!
-Tesa at the end of the door.

It really doesn't get any more stupid.

Go back, I'll tee off.

Yes. I'm already gone.

Let's skip the hole.

-Good idea.
-Yes.

I wonder how it's done
Grandpa goes golfing.

My Jordans!

Dude I think yours
Grandpa must be a ninja.

My Jordans.

The first time?

To my chagrin, no.

What are you, a spy or something?

No. I'm just trying
tricking my grandson.

We are in the middle
in the war for his room.

I'm straight to mine
Daughter pulled ...

No, don't say anything. Then I can
force no one to testify against you.

I am mute.

I help you.

Give me one last try.

Oh, stupid ... what do you do
am I wrong again now?

Oh no no You have to
all by yourself, otherwise you will never learn.

Do you like that?

Well, you see, it's okay.

Bamm! Cars like this VW
Beetle from 1974 ...

We had one like that too.

The clutch was broken and
we exchanged them.

I know. You have the flywheel
drop on my toe.

Themselves to blame. I just wasn't
the son you always wanted

We don't want each other
look at something else? Maybe...

Netflix?

The weather channel?

Home shopping?

Oh yes, "the Grinch", please.

Good idea!

Hey, I'm going over to Skyler's.

What? Now?

Yes, for learning.

You want me to be on a
go to good college or not?

Okay, see you.

She's seeing Russell, I know that.

-What?
-It's none of my business.

Spit it out before you choke on it.

OK.

Just don't catch an argument
to her because of her boyfriend.

With you it took me two years.

Yes. When you started
going out with Artie.

I don't know anything about that.

But I. It was awful.

I am all the time
just been home.

Yes, you were at home and you did with yours
Mother talked. You never came to me.

-Really?
-Yes.

-Excuse me.
-No, it's okay, it was my fault.

I thought he wasn't good enough
for you until I realized

that that wasn't the point. You meant,
he is good enough for you.

But now you come
but get along well.

Because I pull myself together.

But, these two years
I will always miss

Wow! Yes, thank you very much, Ed.

I've come to terms with you.
I mean that very seriously.

But as for your career ...

What? Dad!

Nothing against Artie, I just think
that people who get their dreams out of the

Lose eyes and deal with less
be satisfied, never be happy.

Really? Well I find the same
People value a secure income.

What then enables them to their aging
To take in father-in-law.

And my name is "Arthur". Come on sparrow,
Time for bed. March off.

Night, little mouse.

-Night.
-Good night.

You did a great job again.

sorry.

I can't do anything again
assemble. He's got all of them

Screws hidden. Now
do I have to sleep on the floor

That's really funny.

Yes. Haha.

Dude, you may have to
admit that

you're not that smart,
like your grandfather.

Billy, crazy snake.

Thank you.

Steven, the dog has it again
chewed on your underpants.

These are not mine.

Really not? On the
The waistband says "Captain Steve".

Get out of here!

"Captain Steve".

You see, it's very easy.

Yeah thank you baby

And now, out with you.
You have helped me a lot.

Well, who said it?

- I know what you could do, Peter.
-So what?

You could do something of your mental
Energy that you waste on it,

to play stupid pranks on your grandfather
to get rid of your 4 in math.

Who cares about math?
This is real life.

... says the guy who has a virtual
Build a castle in a video game.

Petersburg is not a castle
it's a lock.

And after almost three years of construction,
it's as good as done.

Keep on dreaming.

Ah no. Oh!

And then look
whether the light is on again.

No no no!

Every beginner knows that.

What was that?

GRANDPA'S COOKIES

Do you have them with you?

Do you have the money

You don't need to count.

I know, Pete. I trust you.

Not funny, Peter!

Don't hurt me, I won't hurt you either!

You can do whatever you want,
only: don't bite me!

You know what, I'm just going over here.

You don't mind, Eddie.

Stay away. Stay away. Stay away!

What's this?

An emergency chain.

A what? Like the ones from advertising?

You want me to wear it? Come
out of the question. No way. I'd rather die.

You know you can take them under yours
Wear a shirt and nobody sees anything.

It's great.

Dad if you don't have her for you
wear it for me

-But I don't need that.
-Really not?

If I tell you

Because Arthur meant that you

behaved extremely strangely.

Oh yes?

For your information:
I didn't say "strange".

I said, "extremely confused".

"Confused".

Dad, is it so hard to believe
that we worry

to make you Probably
you never have to use it.

Right, because I have you
namely, I will never wear it.

Dad it would just calm me down
to know that you are with

get help at the push of a button,
if you need them.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Nice necklace, Grandpa.

Just watch out, my friend.

And that's how you found him?

Yes. I couldn't find it online
and got worried.

My life's work, a ruin.

That's just a pile of rubble.

He ruined Petersburg.

I have more than a third
my life built on it.

Strictly speaking, are
three twelfths exactly 25 percent,

that's less than one
Third of your life.

That's how it is.

Everything will be fine.

Ah, I was right, honey.

The little one slowly comes to his senses.

Promise you both
to use only words?

Promised.

Why do we have to do this?

When you have peace talks
a neutral mediator is required,

otherwise it degenerates at some point
in screaming out.

This is stupid!

It took me five minutes
around me on this

To seat chair,
I'm not getting up now.

Grandpa promised.
Now you have to promise.

Okay good. I promise it.

Well. So, the hostilities
are stronger off

walked the helm
than one could have foreseen.

You don't get caught up in it
on someone else's computer.

That's not cool!

Everything is allowed in war, kid.

War! I just want mine
Have the room again!

Don't shout!

I don't do that at all, he screams.

Apologize to Grandpa.

No, leave it alone, little mouse.

-Love you, Grandpa.
-Love you too.

-Stop it!
-With what?

-What's going on here?
-Nothing's going on here.

You should be neutral!

I don't even know what that means.

You mustn't pretend
as if you like him better than me.

But I like him better than you.
He gave me a cookie.

Okay, that sounds worse than it is.
Right, a biscuit has changed hands

but long before this
Negotiation has been scheduled.

With chocolate chips. My favorite variety.

My Also.

Okay, that's enough.
The peace is canceled.

Don't shout!

Fuck it all!

"Fuck it" is not what you say!

Peter.

Do I get my second cookie now?

Peter, now please wait. That with the
Biscuit was wrong. So maybe I wanted to

influence the mediator what im
In hindsight, something was inappropriate.

"Somewhat inappropriate"?

Come on be honest you are
with a preconceived notion

went into this negotiation.
You didn't want to give peace a chance.

What for?
You destroyed Petersburg.

But that's exactly what I tried
to tell you.

War isn't just any game, Peter.

Just children, fools and generals
think so. War hurts.

War wounds, kills and causes
Misery. We have to end this somehow.

And how?

How about a final competition
and the winner gets everything?

What kind of competition?

I have no idea, choose something.

I do what you want,
and then the ghost is over.

-What I want?
-Whatever you want.

OK.

It's not a rendezvous.
We are missing the fourth in the team,

it must be a woman and
I don't know anyone else.

Just a moment. she
want me to

Help you
Your grandson by the cart

to drive because the two of you can't
to be able to live peacefully under one roof?

You can also put it that way.

I will participate. My granddaughter robs
sometimes the last nerve to me.

Oh heaven we're dead

Intimidation tactics,
that's all there is to it, Danny.

Just don't show them yours
Fear. That makes them strong.

They are like baby velociraptors.

Yes, exactly, velociraptors.

Do you even remember
how to play dodgeball?

Was there a dodgeball in the century?

There have been smart asses, I know that.

And remember not to aim for the head.

Not even on the eggs.
Spare the crown jewels.

You heard him.

Do you have your adhesive cream with you, old man?
Your wrong bit is about to take off.

Big words for a baby. Do you want
change your diaper beforehand?

No you maybe

-Men!
-Who are you telling that.

You'll love the attic, Grandpa.

Don't be happy there
too early, my little one.

-It starts!
-It starts!

Yes!

Hello!

Run for your life!

Fire!

Why did I get involved in this?

Man on the ground.

Hey, not upside down, we said!

Oops. Has slipped away.

And from! Teenage Team: One.

Senior team: zero.

My ears are ringing. That is barbaric.

Shut up, Danny, pull yourself together.

Who is this?

Come here guys.

What it looks like are
it's way too fast for us.

We have to play our way
if we want to win. Am I right?

-Yes.
-Yes / Yes.

I have an idea. So,...

Game two! On your places!

Grab them!

Fire!

Yes. Now you have a problem.

Boom!

Out! Out! Out! Caught twice
a hit. Three points.

Come, you seemingly dead, show me!

Well, if that's not Mr. Headshot!

In the balls.

Oops. Has slipped away.

End of game two. A draw. Last one
Match. The winner gets it all.

Are you okay again? Come here.

On your places!

What is he up to?

Danny!

You are an animal!

Shit yeah Whose house is this?

-Our house!
-Our house!

Yes!

Final sprint!

Jerry! What about you?

Something broke.

It pinged loudly.

Age! I mean,
old dude are you okay

But sure it is, dummie.

Jerk.

You! Out!

Shit!

Hey, you can't get me, I'm on fire!

Sorry, Danny!

Oh, it was on purpose.

You two, get out!

What?

That's unfair.

Yeah, that doesn't count. The boy was
already out and he throws like a chick.

Diane, that was fire from our own ranks.
Are you playing for the enemy now?

You three, get out!

Sorry, Peter's grandpa,
but now you are due!

Where is the female solidarity?

Sorry, little one.

You weren't shot down for nothing.

This is so stupid.

Yes / Yes. You're out, get out!

-Show him, Ed!
-Yes.

- Go on, Peter!
-Finish him!

-Get your room back.
-Yes exactly!

-Show him what's a rake, Ed!
-Go on, Ed!

What are you waiting for? Go now
Next comes an eighth birthday.

A draw!

-That doesn't exist!
-No!

What? No way! I have his ball
caught before he caught mine.

I caught his first.

- Seriously, he caught him before him.
-He dropped his.

Not true at all.
He has butter fingers. Here please.

He is old. His fingers
don't work.

The finger works.

Okay, that's enough. The game is over.
Goes home. All of them, seriously.

I have won. You lost.

What are you talking about? I have that
Ball clearly caught in front of you.

Is there a bar here by any chance?

What's this?

I just scribble.

That doesn't look like one
your usual "boxes".

Yes.

I find it interesting and
really nice. For work?

No, the city has an invitation to tender
made for a cultivation on

the library and I thought
I'll submit my draft.

But you know how it is. They decide
always for one of the big companies.

100 percent of shots on goal,
that you don't try, don't go in.

You know who said that?

Uh no.

Wayne Gretzky.
Best ice hockey player in the world.

I was just about to say that.

The great?

The biggest.

Still not a sports fan?

No.

Is good.

-Over here!
-Ready to sedate!

Just lie there, sir.

-What do you want from me?
-Quiet, sir!

We'll save you
Life sir. Holds him tight!

I just bought it, you idiot!

Don't panic sir
You are in good hands!

Get rid of that thing or you're dead!

Patient defends himself.
We may need fixations.

Hold still, sir.
Relax sir!

Wow, this test was difficult.

I found it very easily.

Come on, get in.

Uh thank you but i think
I prefer to drive the bus - with my friends.

Come on now, get in.

Until tomorrow.

a friend of yours?

This is chuck. Have to do more
you don't know about him.

Um ...

Where are we going?

Clear Lake. Nice there, you'll like it.

You already know that I'm only 12?

I still have my whole life ahead of me.

Maybe one day I'll be president.

Or be the first person to fly to Mars.

Holy hoe!

Get out!

You know mom is expecting us for dinner.

Maybe I should give her a call
and tell her where we are.

Don't worry, we'll bring you
the dinner with.

I've got it for a couple
Hours rented. I thought,

we'll do something
together and go fishing.

Does that sound good?

Very good.

It's definitely boring.

I do not think so.

One took a bite.

Pull him up!
Seems like a lot. Hey

It's huge!

Come here Yes. This is
no fish, this is a whale.

He put up a lot of resistance.

We're all fed up tonight.

I'll make you some new bait.

Thank you.

OK. And eject!

Really really good.

Thank you. Kind of fun.

Yes do it. Something like that happens when
the hatchet is buried, you see?

How do they bite?

Pretty good. I caught some nice ones.

I'm happy for you.
That is definitely because

that not too many people fish here.
Because it's forbidden.

-What?
-What?

You can do the ranger
ask. Here he comes.

-Throw the fish out!
-But why?

Overboard with it!

-How so?
-Make it up!

The cool box!

Forget the cool box.

You're breaking the law!

He's catching up with us.

That's right, he's catching up with us.

What are you doing there?

I'll call Chuck to pick us up.

Did he leave us behind?
What kind of friend is that?

Friend? He is my driver.
I don't know the guy.

Stop immediately or you
bear the consequences!

Hold on, the landing will be tough.

Hurry up!

Why don't you have us
said that fishing is prohibited?

I wanted to rent the boat!

Stop! Stop!

-That was so cool.
-Yes, it was.

But to break the law
is wrong, you know that.

Yes. I know that.

Stop here, chuck.
I want to show you something, Pete.

This house that's empty now
I built.

The color is different,
I do not like it. What do you think?

I think it's good.

Maybe you are right.

You know over the years
when I wasn't in a good mood

I drove over and looked inside.

I have the people in mine
See Bau live, raise their children

lead their lives, and have
i felt better.

Do you feel better now?

Yes absolutely. Should I
tell you a secret?

-Yes.
-Then come with me.

People who build houses
usually sign their work,

just like artists do their paintings.

Really?

Yes, but always only hidden.

Some write their name on you
Rafters, some hide one

Newspaper with the date on which the
House finished under the floor boards.

One always has one
Poem down on one

Toilet written,
before he installed it.

What did you do?

I always have one of my men
have a picture taken of me and your grandma.

I put that on the wall
installed next to the fireplace.

That's why in
this part of town everywhere

Photos of me and yours
Grandma in the walls.

What nobody but you know

Now you know.

That's cool.

You will become a real angler.

Maybe we'll find the next one
A lake where fishing is allowed ...

... and in which it is from
Perch swarms.

-Oh, really fat.
-Yes, murderous things.

-Grandpa?
-Yes, Pete?

Thanks for fishing with me today
were. I had a lot of fun.

You are welcome. I also had
have fun. Let's do this more often.

Yes. Gladly.

I'll see you below.

Great. Got me

And properly. You are a dead man

-Upps.
-Aua!

Well, something like that too.

No, not again.

Oops. But something like that too.

The Santa hat goes right here.

Have you already finished writing them?

I'm still there.

"Come and celebrate her super fun with Jennifer
Birthday party. Motto: Christmas "

Great. Very good.

Do you like it?

Absolutely.

Forgiveness? Is this busy?

Thanks for coming with me.
You never like to go alone on such occasions.

Carl and I have many
Experienced adventures together.

He'll be missing, the old warrior.

How is he...? You already know...

Fell asleep. When skydiving.

You look good bro.

Are you here alone, madam?

This is my husband.

I could drive you home.

What the...

Sorry.

Crap.

What? Damn it!

I'm really sorry, Carl.

I don't know the guy.

Then tell me.
How was the funeral yesterday?

Really nice. Thanks for asking.

And with you? At school
something exciting is happening.

No. Unless you mention
from a huge one

Eighth graders in the face
to be boxed, exciting.

Really?

Yes.

How did it come about?

He got a full load of orange juice
when he opened my backpack.

Crazy isn't it?

Hi Guys.

Hey dad

I turn off the stuff for a moment
then I will help you

to put the lights on the roof, Ed.

Thank you Arthur. I said "Arthur".

You both make a good team.

Jenny's birthday is going to be so great.

Now we just have to
for the beginning of September one

Find Santa Claus
then everything will be perfect.

Forget Santa Claus. I know
him personally. Consider it done.

Thanks dad. Sweet of you.

That's the least I can do.

Mom, before you say "no", listen to me.

May I go to Russell
Invite Jennifer's party?

-No.
-What?

Why not? Peter's friends are coming too.

It occurs to me that I have
Jerry and the gang invited.

Yes, that is fine.

Don't you see how unfair that is?

I hate you!

I don't want to hear it.

Hey peter?

Yes?

Listen ... In World War I they did
Germans and the British on their Christmas Eve

Arms down for the holiday too
commit instead of shooting at the enemy.

Your sister's birthday is a
special occasion and should be celebrated.

I guess you are right

Then we agree on one
temporary truce for Jenny.

Yes?

I Agree.

Ouch!

Oh, stop it! You hurt me Au.

Looks like fun.

Yes, great fun.

We also like to have fun.

I completely forgot, I have to detain.

Now you are alone I have a question.

Do you know my grandson, Peter Decker?

I thought to myself.

-Into the trash.
-What?

It gets easier without
Resistance, little one.

Come on, fat man.

-Shit who are you?
-Shut your mouth!

Disciplinary Committee.

Leave Peter alone, understand?

Phew, overripe. Not your lucky day
Fat sack. In with you

No! No! Not! No!

How disgusting!

Get me out of here! Hello?

Wow!

Happy birthday, sparrow.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

It is quiet. Too calm.

Billy, you have a truce.
His grandpa will certainly not do anything.

And if it does, I'm prepared.
Do you see the throne there?

CHRISTMAS WORKSHOP

Got a booby trap installed.

Somebody here should blow up?

Take off, Steve.

This eggnog tastes like nothing.

We can change that immediately.

Watch out guys! Guess Who's Here!

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus is here!

-Yes, Santa Claus!
-Juchhu!

Not so stormy
I have enough for everyone.

Toys and sweets.
What a child's heart desires.

Wait a moment. This is not my grandpa.

Ed?

No thanks. I have to pay attention.
You never know.

The little one wouldn't dare to do that.
You shook hands with it.

No, you can do this
Don't trust children.

Hey grandpa.

Hey Nice party, what buddy?

Yes, super cool. But I thought,
you play santa claus

I? Oh no,
I leave that to the professionals.

Jerry has been Santa Claus since he was
is retired. Is that a problem, Pete?

Why a problem?

I'm only asking. Hey would you be
dear and bring me some water?

Thanks, kid.

The boy is up to something, I can feel it.

Certainly just a coincidence.

Ho Ho Ho. And what's your name?

Let me guess. Was 20 years ago
there is no name yet. I'm right?

-Peter?
-Dad, what's up?

Do you know where Mia is?
She should help me with the hot dogs.

-No I do not know.
-Okay, you will help me.

Hey grandpa. What is it
happened to you You are all wet.

There are no answers to some questions.

Hey, a cookie?

-No not now.
-They're delicious.

-Thank you, I really don't want one.
- Especially this one.

-I do not like.
-For sure?

Absolutely safe.

Please make her mustard and
Ketchup on those things

and bring them to the guests
before they get cold?

Sure, dad. I take over
in front and you in the back?

You are the boss.

Oh man i'm sorry
I slipped.

I swear it wasn't on purpose.

There is nothing you can do.

Oh damn. The bottles
must be too full.

Hey dad? The lighting there
open her mind, will you check that out?

Yes I do.

And Peter, you see
after the compressor for the bouncy castle?

It could be a little plumper.

What is the lad up to?

Grandpa!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad are you hurt

I'm good.
Found a quarter of a dollar.

Peter, we said no pranks.

We shook hands
thereon. What happened?

What are you two talking about?

Grandpa, I swear
I have not done anything!

Santa Claus is dead.

Okay, maybe I was.

That is not good at all.

Danny, Ed, ...

Did you see that? That was awesome.

Here comes Santa Claus. Ho Ho Ho!

My sausages!

Jerry! Everything okay?

Where am I?

Fire!

Get to safety! I delete.

I'll get the garden hose.

Is good. OK. I have a pen ...

"From the face ..."
I am blind, I am blind!

I do that!

Grandpa, get out of the way!

My Christmas tree!

My Christmas birthday cake!

Oh, what have we done?

No no!

Peter!

Hi mom.

Mia? Russell?

Don't you dare run away, Russell!

Nothing happened.

Okay, and I can't help it.

Hey, could someone help me?

That's a pretty
deep scratch, Mr. Marino.

You should see the tree first.

Thank you.

What? What? There is nothing.
I'm fine.

Sure you are fine.
You are always fine.

Nobody should you somehow
help or love you.

Sally, please stop.

You could have been dead!

Come on, don't make it a drama now.
It was an accident and nothing more.

-An accident?
-Yes.

Do you seriously believe
I don't know anything about the "war"?

Dad ... or should I say "old soldier"?

Oh, oh that.

What did you guys think?

Don't give this to the boy
Fault. It's up to me alone.

I am grown up
I should have known better

God knows yeah

I'm so sorry.
It got out of hand.

I have enough money to pay for everything.

I'll get my old crew
and we'll fix it all up again.

It's not about the house
or the money, dad.

If you hated it so much, with us
to live, you should have said so.

I never said I would
hated it with you.

Exactly, you never told us.

Yeah, I never said it.
Have we got that sorted out now?

No! Forget what you never said

I was just thinking if you come to us
will you notice that we

love you and you too
think differently about living alone.

But of course it didn't come to that.

You are so keen on it ...

...To have fun.

-Are you okay, Grandpa?
-Yes, I'm fine.

I'm sorry what's on yours
Birthday party happened.

It's okay. I have something for you,
to make you feel better

That's kind of you. But I have
given it to you, remember?

Don't you want her?

I think you need her more
But it's only on loan.

It's very grown up
from you my darling

You can take it home with you soon.

The doctor just sees himself
still the x-rays.

We are waiting for you outside.

Can I see him now?

No. It will take a long time,
until we both of you again

leave together alone.
Maybe never.

Will he get well again?

Naturally. As for you and Mia
that is another matter.

You are under labor arrest,
for the next six months.

Work arrest? What is that, please?

Room arrest plus household chores.

For six months.

-What?
-Yes.

Well, it adds up a lot, doesn't it?

I don't even have half as much
employed, like Peter. That is so unfair.

Do I also get work arrest?

No, honey, you don't.

Russell!

You will please stay seated!

What? Wait. Mom!

Russell ?!

Dad, can't you see her senses ...

Russell!

You should stay seated, Mia.

Leave me in peace!

Come here now, you coward!

Come here!

Okay, that's enough. Mom is definitely
crazy. I have to go there.

Wait. I know yours
Mother. She's getting herself back.

You don't hit me, do you Mrs. Decker?

No.

What are you going to do?

What I don't plan to do is two years
to lose with my daughter, Russell.

Take my hand,
before I change my mind

Come by tomorrow.

Really?

Yes. And bring work clothes.

I have a huge hole in the first one
Floor. That needs to be fixed.

OK.

And everything is alright?

Thank you mom.

I didn't hurt him.

Everything will be fine.

Let's get Grandpa and go home.

Sorry, could you please see
whether Mr. Marino can go home yet?

Oh, it's long gone. I assumed
they would all be gone.

He said his brother would pick him up.

Brothers?

Yes. Chuck ...?

Chuck.

Who is chuck

Dad?

Ed?

Grandpa! Grandpa!

Grandpa!

Mom!

Jerry doesn't know where he is either.

I wouldn't have it like that
be allowed to take it hard.

It's Peter's fault.
Grandpa is gone because of him.

Yes peter But now you have yours
Room back. Are you happy?

Peter? Wake up.

I think I know where Grandpa is.

I also like the fireplace a lot.
Something like that is no longer built today.

Thank you. Behind these walls
are hiding secrets.

Wait!

I started with
I want to finish it too.

Hi Chuck.

-Grandpa!
-Peter.

So what's going on? You are out
moved out of your room.

It's your room, kid.
It always has been.

I have decided,
i want you to get it

I don't want you to go away, Grandpa.

We both know the room
will always stand between us.

No it won't. also
i love the attic.

I don't even know why I'm because of
of the old, stinky room was so sour.

Honest. Grandpa,
you have to come back please.

It's not that easy.

I also do everything. I bring you each
single marble back, I swear.

Oh, Pete.

Grandpa, please. You even know
not how embarrassed I am.

I would like most of all
just hide away somewhere.

It's all my fault.

No, don't believe that one
Second. We were both to blame.

You only defended what was yours.

Maybe such a war will start
and goes on and on.

Your enemy does something bad to you
so you're doing something worse to him.

And he takes revenge, and you take revenge.

And the whole thing will
worse and worse.

And at some point throws
someone just put a bomb.

That's how it works, isn't it?

Yes, that's how it works.

I never want to go to war.

I am very glad you said that.

And I hope to god
that you never have to.

Should I tell you something?

I kind of enjoyed it
to measure me against you.

Really?

Yes. I could see my grief
to forget your grandma.

And ... a couple of times you have
caught me pretty bad.

Well, you me too.

Yes.

Please come home, Grandpa.

Come here.

3 MONTHS LATER

Fine, Mr. Decker, if you do then
would sign here.

I wanted the tree
actually cut it yourself.

But, my wife has no
Aversion to chainsaws.

I can always use the
Use a chainsaw.

I believe you
Man. And if you still

what need,
call me at the office, will you?

I mean, I can anytime
use the chainsaw.

A little more dignity, please.

It's just a chainsaw.
How so? Did she say something?

Hey grandpa. I'm ready,
to go fishing.

Oh, Petey, I forgot about you
accept. Fishing has to be canceled today.

How so? We always go on
Saturday fishing. This is our thing.

I know this is it. I now unfortunately
other plans. I'll make it up to you.

And how?

Maybe we go to the cinema
or in that new ice cream parlor.

Ah, you see, this is for me.
I have to go. We make something.

Is something wrong?

Because of Peter.

Let's go.

Grandpa! Grandpa!

Hi, grandpa.

-There!
-His fingers don't work!

No. Better this way.

-Too much?
- It fits!

Oh! Sorry!

Again.

Once again.

I see you do ...
Nice, stimulates blood circulation.

Russell! Russell! Russell!

You have to cut that out.

Shit sorry.
I've got a frog in my throat.

I want to be an opera singer.

How did he move?

The guy is still alive.

In the next episode you will see ...

Again, right?

Hey can i help you?
Can i sniff you?

Can i help you sir?
-Puff, absolutely. Yes!

No, it doesn't do anything. Moment...

-Oh, come on now.
- Well, again.

-What don't you do.
- That's life.

And you can drive that thing?

Shit yeah Fun! S-P- and A-S-S.

You should be able to spell.

What was that now?
You were in the marines?

Nonsense. I just mean.

You are so silly.

In with you!

Shit who are you

Ok, it's in the box!

... I would go for a soulless
Company group work,

who are not interested in the
Worries and needs of their ...

Okay, cut. It was good.

Thank you too.

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