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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:05,799 --> 00:02:08,219 How did we end up here? 2 00:02:14,182 --> 00:02:16,192 This place is horrible. 3 00:02:22,024 --> 00:02:23,984 Smells like balls. 4 00:02:30,032 --> 00:02:32,872 We don't belong in this shithole. 5 00:02:46,256 --> 00:02:47,466 Shit. 6 00:02:51,845 --> 00:02:52,845 Hey, Sam. 7 00:02:53,055 --> 00:02:54,635 Dad, what kind of... shut up! 8 00:02:54,931 --> 00:02:56,291 What kind of flowers did you want? 9 00:02:56,516 --> 00:02:59,226 Alchemillas. Or something that smells nice. 10 00:02:59,519 --> 00:03:02,519 - Something soothing. - It all smells like fucking kimchi! 11 00:03:02,856 --> 00:03:05,646 That looks nice. Anything but roses. 12 00:03:05,942 --> 00:03:07,532 I hate this job. 13 00:03:29,132 --> 00:03:32,092 Riggan, everyone's set for 1-4. They're ready for you. 14 00:03:34,096 --> 00:03:36,096 Riggan, they're ready for you. 15 00:04:08,922 --> 00:04:10,302 - Mr. thomson. - Steve. 16 00:04:10,632 --> 00:04:12,642 - It's Daniel. - Okay. 17 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:17,260 Hey, buddy. How you doing? 18 00:04:17,597 --> 00:04:21,097 Pretty good. Yeah, I'd be a lot better if I could get... 19 00:04:21,184 --> 00:04:23,184 ...Ralph to stop, you know, acting. 20 00:04:23,478 --> 00:04:24,609 He'll be fine. 21 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:29,897 And he was yelling, "I love you, I love you, bitch!" What do you do with a love like that? 22 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:33,699 That's not love and you know it. Why do you insist on calling it love? 23 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:36,743 Say what you want, but I know what it was. 24 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:39,446 What about you, Nick? Does that sound like love? 25 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,536 Sorry I'm late. Sound like love.... 26 00:04:41,873 --> 00:04:46,253 Look, I'm the wrong person to ask. I only heard the man's name mentioned in passing. 27 00:04:46,544 --> 00:04:48,344 I wouldn't know. You'd have to know the particulars. 28 00:04:48,463 --> 00:04:51,173 I think you're saying love is absolute. 29 00:04:51,341 --> 00:04:53,761 Yeah. The kind of love I'm talking about is.... 30 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:56,853 The kind of love I'm talking about, you don't try and kill people. 31 00:04:57,138 --> 00:05:00,638 It was love, Mel. To Eddie, it was. I don't care what anyone says. 32 00:05:00,725 --> 00:05:01,935 He was ready to die for it. 33 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:04,728 Ask her what he did after she left him. 34 00:05:05,146 --> 00:05:08,646 He shot himself in the mouth, but he screwed that up, too. Poor ed. 35 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:11,741 Poor ed, my ass! The guy was dangerous! 36 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:14,240 How did he screw up shooting himself in the mouth? 37 00:05:14,572 --> 00:05:17,162 He used to carry this .22. We lived like fugitives then. 38 00:05:17,575 --> 00:05:18,985 Ralph, Ralph, Ralph. 39 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:24,210 Fugitives are scared, you know? Fugitives are on the run. 40 00:05:24,374 --> 00:05:26,794 Can you give me more of that? You know, fear? 41 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:28,286 Great idea. 42 00:05:29,212 --> 00:05:31,012 We lived like fugitives then. 43 00:05:31,172 --> 00:05:33,842 I never knew if he was going to come out from behind a bush, 44 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,587 or a car, and just start shooting. 45 00:05:35,927 --> 00:05:39,097 The man was crazy! He was capable of anything! 46 00:05:39,263 --> 00:05:41,103 Christ, what a nightmare. 47 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,180 He'd call me at the hospital and say: 48 00:05:43,351 --> 00:05:47,191 "Son of a bitch, your days are numbered!" 49 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:51,318 Too much? It's a little bit too much. 50 00:05:51,401 --> 00:05:53,991 I can tell, because you... I just want to give you a range. 51 00:05:55,738 --> 00:05:57,238 Call 911! 52 00:05:57,407 --> 00:05:58,817 Is he breathing? 53 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:01,158 Is blood coming out of his ear? 54 00:06:01,202 --> 00:06:02,202 Where are you going? 55 00:06:02,537 --> 00:06:05,957 - Did someone call 911? - Do not move him! Wait for an ambulance! 56 00:06:06,249 --> 00:06:08,039 Well, that's a fucking lawsuit. 57 00:06:08,376 --> 00:06:10,376 Where are you going? The understudy'll be here. 58 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:12,630 Forget the understudy. Cancel the first preview. 59 00:06:12,964 --> 00:06:16,224 - But it's a full house! We'd have to refund... - just do it. 60 00:06:17,051 --> 00:06:18,261 - How's Ralph? - He'll be fine. 61 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,144 Wait. Will you fucking wait? 62 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:23,599 Jake, it would have been a disaster. That guy's the worst actor I've ever seen. 63 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,017 Bleeding's the most honest thing he's done so far. 64 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:28,352 He's not that bad! 65 00:06:29,605 --> 00:06:31,185 Okay, he's fucking terrible. 66 00:06:31,607 --> 00:06:34,817 You have the press in your dressing room in a few hours. 67 00:06:35,153 --> 00:06:38,283 I'll make something up. I'll think of something, riff. Hold on. 68 00:06:40,283 --> 00:06:42,283 That wasn't an accident. 69 00:06:44,162 --> 00:06:45,372 What do you mean? 70 00:06:45,455 --> 00:06:47,295 I made it happen. 71 00:06:47,457 --> 00:06:48,867 Oh, okay. 72 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:50,462 Are you drunk? 73 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:54,087 Just find me an actor... a good actor. Woody Harrelson! 74 00:06:54,255 --> 00:06:55,875 He's doing the next hunger games. 75 00:06:56,174 --> 00:06:57,384 Michael fassbender. 76 00:06:57,467 --> 00:06:59,257 He's doing the prequel to the X-Men prequel. 77 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,512 - How about Jeremy renner? - Who? 78 00:07:01,846 --> 00:07:05,846 Jeremy renner! He was nominated. The hurt locker guy. 79 00:07:06,142 --> 00:07:07,432 He's an avenger. 80 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:11,517 Fuck! They put him in a cape, too? I don't care. 81 00:07:11,856 --> 00:07:13,226 Just find me someone. 82 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:18,281 Ralph will sue us. He will sue us and he has a case. 83 00:07:21,324 --> 00:07:22,494 Just make it go away. 84 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:27,499 Look, you're my attorney. You're my producer. You're my best friend. 85 00:07:27,789 --> 00:07:31,209 Now go out there and do what you were born to do. 86 00:07:31,292 --> 00:07:33,502 How do you suppose I do that? How... 87 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:39,342 next, an exclusive interview with Robert downey, Jr... 88 00:07:39,384 --> 00:07:42,804 ...who's busy following up his billion-dollar iron man franchise... 89 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:46,886 ...with the equally successful avengers series. 90 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:58,280 That clown doesn't have half your talent... 91 00:07:58,569 --> 00:08:02,569 ...and he's making a fortune in that tin man get-up. 92 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,370 We were the real thing, riggan. 93 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,544 We had it all. 94 00:08:10,373 --> 00:08:12,173 We gave it away. 95 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:13,753 Breathing in. 96 00:08:14,377 --> 00:08:17,167 We handed these poseurs the keys to the kingdom. 97 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:18,463 Breathing out. 98 00:08:18,756 --> 00:08:20,376 You listening to me? 99 00:08:21,384 --> 00:08:23,554 Breathing in, I embrace my anger. 100 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,930 Yeah, embrace it. 101 00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:29,352 But I'm not going away. You know I'm right. 102 00:08:57,421 --> 00:08:59,001 Look at that. 103 00:09:00,382 --> 00:09:03,802 These people don't know what you're capable of. 104 00:09:09,975 --> 00:09:14,985 Why would somebody go from playing the lead in a comic book franchise... 105 00:09:15,397 --> 00:09:19,357 ...to adapting Raymond carver for the stage? 106 00:09:19,985 --> 00:09:22,995 As you're probably aware, barthes said: 107 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:27,660 "The cultural work done in the past by gods and epic sagas... 108 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:31,625 "...is now being done by laundry detergent commercials... 109 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,459 "...and comic strip characters." 110 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:36,707 This is a big leap you've taken. 111 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:40,054 Yeah, it is. Absolutely. Absolutely. 112 00:09:40,464 --> 00:09:42,464 Like you said... 113 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,843 ...that barthes said.... 114 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,263 Birdman, like icarus... 115 00:09:47,596 --> 00:09:51,426 okay, hang on. Who is this barthes guy? Which birdman was he in? 116 00:09:51,517 --> 00:09:56,517 Roland barthes was a French philosopher, and if you knew anything about the history of... 117 00:09:56,814 --> 00:10:00,824 now is it true you've been injecting yourself with semen from baby pigs? 118 00:10:01,443 --> 00:10:03,643 - I'm sorry, what? - As a method of facial rejuvenation? 119 00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:05,149 Where did you read that? 120 00:10:05,489 --> 00:10:08,489 It was tweeted by @prostatewhispers. 121 00:10:08,659 --> 00:10:10,989 - That's not true. - I know, but did you do it? 122 00:10:11,286 --> 00:10:13,606 - No, I didn't do it. - Okay, I'll write you're denying it. 123 00:10:13,872 --> 00:10:17,082 Don't write anything. Why would you write anything? 124 00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:20,881 Don't write what she said. I didn't put any baby pig.... 125 00:10:21,296 --> 00:10:24,876 Are you at all afraid that people will say you're doing this play... 126 00:10:25,217 --> 00:10:28,087 ...to battle the impression you're a washed-up superhero? 127 00:10:28,429 --> 00:10:30,389 No, absolutely not. That's why... 128 00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:34,481 ...twenty years ago, I said no to birdman 4. 129 00:10:35,644 --> 00:10:38,484 Birdman 4? You do birdman 4?! 130 00:10:38,647 --> 00:10:43,067 Thank you for coming out. Thank you. We're expecting some great pieces. 131 00:10:44,069 --> 00:10:46,449 The guys in publicity... 132 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:51,704 ...want a times feature, which is the worst idea right now. 133 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:57,856 - What are you doing? - I don't want to look at this anymore. 134 00:10:57,916 --> 00:11:00,916 That was a present from the crew. Don't fuck with them... they're union. 135 00:11:01,337 --> 00:11:02,497 I don't care. 136 00:11:03,339 --> 00:11:05,459 - How'd it go? - Good. 137 00:11:05,507 --> 00:11:08,717 They talk about Ralph? He did it. The motherfucker did it. 138 00:11:09,053 --> 00:11:11,053 Threatened to sue us. 139 00:11:11,347 --> 00:11:12,677 - What'd you say? - Me? 140 00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:17,605 I said, "motherfucker, are you threatening me? If I so much as get a letter from a lawyer... 141 00:11:17,895 --> 00:11:20,485 "...the press is getting pictures off your computer." 142 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,024 What pictures? 143 00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:25,326 He has a thing for nuns in diapers. 144 00:11:25,486 --> 00:11:29,536 Why do you care? Point is, I made it go away. 145 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:31,160 That's great. 146 00:11:31,492 --> 00:11:33,742 Yeah, it's fantastic, except for one thing. 147 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:38,161 We have no actor. And if we cancel the preview, the press will smell blood. 148 00:11:38,582 --> 00:11:40,542 We can't afford to lose any more money. 149 00:11:40,876 --> 00:11:42,286 What do you think I should do? 150 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:45,166 - We hired an understudy. Use him. - No. 151 00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:48,596 Riggan, listen to me. Please, for the love of God, listen. 152 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:51,359 Our perfect dream actor is not going to knock on that door and go, 153 00:11:51,470 --> 00:11:53,550 "hey, fellas, when do I start?" 154 00:11:55,557 --> 00:11:57,347 - Can I talk to you? - What's up? 155 00:11:57,685 --> 00:11:59,525 - You find another actor? - No. 156 00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:01,849 - Mike's available. - Mike who? 157 00:12:02,147 --> 00:12:05,187 - I thought he was doing the thing... - he quit. Or got fired. 158 00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,285 Mike who? 159 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,680 - Which is it, quit or fired? - With Mike, it's usually both. 160 00:12:08,696 --> 00:12:10,286 - Mike fucking who? - Shiner. 161 00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:11,784 - Yes! - Jake. 162 00:12:12,116 --> 00:12:15,206 - How do you know Mike shiner? - We share a vagina. 163 00:12:15,536 --> 00:12:16,546 You think he'd do it? 164 00:12:16,578 --> 00:12:18,538 - How do you know? - He told me. 165 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:22,000 - Jake. - Yes. Ask me if he sells tickets. 166 00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:26,344 - Does he sell tickets? - A shitload. Ask me if the theater critics love him. 167 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:30,220 - Do theater critics love him? - They want to spooge on him. 168 00:12:30,634 --> 00:12:32,474 - Right on his face. - Everything for a reason. 169 00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:35,604 - You think he'd come in this evening? - I'll call and find out. 170 00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:37,435 I'll call his agent. 171 00:12:37,599 --> 00:12:39,019 Amazing, amazing. 172 00:12:47,651 --> 00:12:52,661 Annie? Clear the theater, send everyone to dinner and give me some lights! 173 00:12:52,948 --> 00:12:55,368 - We've got a put-in tonight. - Who? 174 00:12:55,701 --> 00:12:56,871 You'll find out. 175 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,671 Intimidating, isn't it? 176 00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:16,852 You have any idea the people who have walked on these boards before you? 177 00:13:17,682 --> 00:13:20,062 Geraldine page. Helen Hayes. 178 00:13:20,477 --> 00:13:24,447 Jason robards. Marlon Brando. And now riggan thomson. 179 00:13:24,814 --> 00:13:27,614 Thanks for coming in on such short notice, Mike. 180 00:13:28,026 --> 00:13:31,036 This is what I do. You wrote this adaptation? 181 00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:32,573 I did, yeah. 182 00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:35,824 And you're directing and starring. That's ambitious. 183 00:13:36,284 --> 00:13:37,284 Well, thanks. 184 00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:39,872 Well, it's a good theater. 185 00:13:40,705 --> 00:13:44,085 I can't speak for your play, but... Let's do a little bit of it. 186 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:46,631 Oh, I didn't expect you to just jump right in. 187 00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:49,300 It's first preview tomorrow night. Let's get to work. 188 00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:53,421 Well, feel free to take the script up until you feel comfortable. 189 00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:56,088 No, let's just do some of it. 190 00:13:58,598 --> 00:13:59,758 Take a look at page 20. 191 00:14:00,058 --> 00:14:01,678 I'm good. I don't need it. 192 00:14:01,768 --> 00:14:04,268 - I don't need the script. Give me a cue. - What? 193 00:14:04,604 --> 00:14:06,194 Feed me a line. 194 00:14:06,481 --> 00:14:08,651 - Feed me a line. - Okay. 195 00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:11,287 Okay, let me think. 196 00:14:13,697 --> 00:14:16,577 I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know him. 197 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,740 I only heard his name mentioned in passing. 198 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,700 You'd have to know the particulars. 199 00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:23,909 But I think what you're saying is love is absolute. 200 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,708 Is that what I'm saying? Am I saying love is absolute? 201 00:14:28,336 --> 00:14:31,716 Yes. Okay, yeah! The kind of love I'm talking about is absolute. 202 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:35,722 The kind of love I'm talking about, you don't try to kill people! 203 00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:37,892 How do you know the lines? 204 00:14:38,346 --> 00:14:40,896 It's a thing I have. I don't know, it's a gift. 205 00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:45,309 Come on. I've been helping Lesley get off book for a month. 206 00:14:45,645 --> 00:14:47,905 - These lines are right here. - That makes sense. 207 00:14:48,315 --> 00:14:49,815 That's good. Give me my cue again. 208 00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:52,728 I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know him. 209 00:14:52,819 --> 00:14:55,739 I only heard his name mentioned in passing. 210 00:14:55,822 --> 00:14:58,322 You never know the particulars. I think what... 211 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:02,160 - can I make a suggestion? Do you mind? - No, not at all. 212 00:15:02,579 --> 00:15:05,959 No, no, forget that. Just stay with me. 213 00:15:06,374 --> 00:15:09,964 "I'm the wrong person to ask," he says, but what's the intention? 214 00:15:10,295 --> 00:15:13,885 Is he fed up with the subject? Deflecting guilt over the marriage? 215 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,474 And here's the thing... you have four lines after that 216 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,181 that all say the same thing. "I didn't know him." 217 00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:22,936 "I only heard his name mentioned in passing." "I wouldn't know." 218 00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:26,856 "You'd have to know the particulars." "Particulars" sounds like my grandmother. 219 00:15:27,145 --> 00:15:30,735 The point is, you don't know the guy. We fucking get it. 220 00:15:31,149 --> 00:15:34,779 Make it work with one line. "I didn't even know the man." Right? 221 00:15:34,944 --> 00:15:37,744 Wait... you know my lines, too? 222 00:15:38,156 --> 00:15:42,586 Can we not get hung up on knowing lines? Can we just work on this? Tear it apart? 223 00:15:42,952 --> 00:15:47,332 So why don't you just give me that same thing again, but cut it down. Try it. 224 00:15:47,624 --> 00:15:48,824 I'm the wrong person to ask... 225 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:53,135 oh, no! That's the thing... "I'm the wrong person to ask." I think it's, "fuck you." 226 00:15:53,421 --> 00:15:55,841 "Fuck you. Don't put me on the spot." 227 00:15:55,924 --> 00:16:00,974 "Don't make me feel self-conscious about my marriage while my wife is sitting..." 228 00:16:01,012 --> 00:16:02,852 - Right there. - "...Right there." 229 00:16:03,014 --> 00:16:05,394 - Can I sit down for this? - Yeah, sit. Good idea. 230 00:16:05,809 --> 00:16:09,189 So just give it to me as a "fuck you." Lay it on me. 231 00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:10,774 Just do it. Give it to me. 232 00:16:11,106 --> 00:16:13,526 - Well, I'm thinking. - Fuck me hard. Just give it. 233 00:16:13,817 --> 00:16:14,827 Come on! Just do it! 234 00:16:14,901 --> 00:16:18,901 Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask! I don't even know him. What's your point?! 235 00:16:19,197 --> 00:16:22,407 - What's my point? - Yeah, what are you saying? Spit it out! 236 00:16:22,784 --> 00:16:25,874 You're saying what? You're saying love is absolute. 237 00:16:25,954 --> 00:16:30,794 Yes! Yes! The kind of love that I'm talking about, it is absolute! 238 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:33,884 The kind of love that I'm talking about, you don't... 239 00:16:34,838 --> 00:16:37,248 ...you don't try to kill people. 240 00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:42,055 Yeah. Good. 241 00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:46,640 I don't know... what do you think, boss? You want to do this with me? 242 00:16:47,017 --> 00:16:48,437 What do you think? 243 00:16:48,768 --> 00:16:51,348 Everybody's back. Larry needs to see him for a fitting. 244 00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:53,848 I'll take that as a yes. 245 00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:58,228 So, who are you? 246 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:00,030 That's Sam, my daughter. 247 00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:04,822 That's amazing. You don't look anything like each other. What do you do? 248 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,495 She's my assistant. Works with me. 249 00:17:10,915 --> 00:17:15,925 She does. Yeah. She can even sit or stay or roll over, if you have any treats. 250 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,886 - Welcome aboard, Mike! - Thank you, captain. 251 00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:22,719 I'm Mike... Shiner. 252 00:17:23,053 --> 00:17:24,223 I know who you are. 253 00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:28,852 I saw you in hothouse at the geffen. You were great. 254 00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:31,677 Thank you. Your ass is great. 255 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,691 Dude. Seriously? 256 00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:36,981 That was just me... 257 00:17:37,276 --> 00:17:39,286 Larry? Larry? 258 00:17:39,904 --> 00:17:42,284 This is the theater, sweetheart. Don't be so self-conscious. 259 00:17:42,615 --> 00:17:43,705 He's here. 260 00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:47,245 Thank the lord and pass the biscuits. I finally have an actor to dress. 261 00:17:47,536 --> 00:17:50,956 - How are you, Larry? - Better now you're here. Take off your clothes. 262 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,279 You're just going to stand there? 263 00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:57,924 This is the theater, honey. Don't be so self-conscious. 264 00:17:58,214 --> 00:18:02,214 We have to start from scratch with less than 24 hours. 265 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:03,971 Here. Try these... 266 00:18:04,136 --> 00:18:06,556 holy shi...! Where are your underpants? 267 00:18:06,847 --> 00:18:09,057 Under the bed at home, I think. 268 00:18:10,726 --> 00:18:13,936 No. Okay, okay. Everything's too small. 269 00:18:14,105 --> 00:18:15,525 You're not kidding. 270 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:19,940 Whoa. That's nice. Forgive him, Larry. Mike's like my 5-year-old son. 271 00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:21,426 Neither of them has clean underwear. 272 00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:23,907 Or pubic hair, I imagine. 273 00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:29,333 I can alter the suit, but we're going to have to make new trousers and shirts. And underwear. 274 00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:32,369 - What are you doing? - Waiting on Larry. 275 00:18:32,665 --> 00:18:33,795 I'm finished! 276 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,253 Then I'm just standing here with my cock out. 277 00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:40,175 Well, get dressed. Riggan's daughter is hanging around... she might walk in here. 278 00:18:40,589 --> 00:18:45,589 You haven't seen her. She's always around, watching everyone, like little miss creepy. 279 00:18:46,012 --> 00:18:48,392 I don't know if drugs fried her brain or what... 280 00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:52,061 ...but I don't want her running to her father saying you showed her your junk. 281 00:18:52,143 --> 00:18:54,143 Then we should ask her to leave. 282 00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:56,566 Oh, God. Really? 283 00:18:56,856 --> 00:18:58,356 - Sammy? - It's Sam. 284 00:18:58,649 --> 00:19:00,649 Sam... Lesley. 285 00:19:01,152 --> 00:19:02,572 Listen, what I said... 286 00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:05,862 don't worry about it. He's a handful, huh? 287 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,280 How do you always manage to find a new way to humiliate me? 288 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,490 To be fair, you make it really easy. 289 00:19:13,831 --> 00:19:15,001 What was she doing here? 290 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:17,121 - She brought me down. - And stayed? 291 00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:19,629 Well, she is a little... Something. 292 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,840 This is Broadway. And I'm here, finally. 293 00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:26,722 Now, please, do me a favor, I'm begging you... don't fuck it up! 294 00:19:27,136 --> 00:19:28,136 Lesley. 295 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:31,720 Come here. Come here. 296 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,277 Play with my balls. 297 00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:39,098 Don't do it. 298 00:19:39,273 --> 00:19:40,273 Just sign it. 299 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,843 - Listen... - no, you listen to me! 300 00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:42,901 I can't afford to listen to you. 301 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:45,710 - I have to go shopping again. - Just sew something, you old fuck! 302 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:48,610 - Give him whatever he wants! - It's four times what we paid what's-his-name! 303 00:19:48,949 --> 00:19:52,739 - Go into the reserve. - It's gone! We spent it on fog and fake trees... 304 00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:54,079 It's a dream sequence. 305 00:19:54,121 --> 00:19:57,161 - ...and dancing midgets! - You can't say "midget" anymore. 306 00:19:57,249 --> 00:19:58,659 The reserve is gone! 307 00:20:02,129 --> 00:20:04,129 You didn't see what I just saw. 308 00:20:08,135 --> 00:20:09,655 He's the actor we've been waiting for. 309 00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:14,351 Come on. Just get the contract done. Please, Jake. I'll get the money. 310 00:20:15,309 --> 00:20:16,929 Okay, I'll do it. 311 00:20:18,062 --> 00:20:20,022 Stop smiling. You're freaking me out. 312 00:20:20,314 --> 00:20:21,734 Sorry. You're right. 313 00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:25,074 Is it true? Shiner? 314 00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:27,741 - Holy shit. When can I meet him? - He's with Larry now. 315 00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:31,112 - I'm going to Starbucks. Want anything? - I'm good. 316 00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:33,778 She has a great ass. I have news for you, too. 317 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,200 Is it good or bad? 'Cause I really... 318 00:20:36,288 --> 00:20:38,288 I missed my last two periods. 319 00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,216 I think it's really happening. 320 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,000 Is that good or bad? Riggan! 321 00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:47,212 It's good. It's great. 322 00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:49,173 Say something else. 323 00:20:52,138 --> 00:20:53,728 You sure it's mine? 324 00:20:54,223 --> 00:20:57,563 Well, you know, there's you, there's Jake, the masseur wore a condom... 325 00:20:57,893 --> 00:20:59,773 ...yeah, I'm pretty sure it's yours. 326 00:21:00,187 --> 00:21:01,187 Idiot. 327 00:21:03,983 --> 00:21:06,193 - Are you excited? - Yeah. 328 00:21:07,194 --> 00:21:08,364 Me, too. 329 00:21:12,616 --> 00:21:14,416 You're not funny! 330 00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:19,833 What? Hey, what? 331 00:21:36,265 --> 00:21:38,185 First preview tomorrow. 332 00:21:40,227 --> 00:21:41,817 Here we go. 333 00:21:45,191 --> 00:21:48,231 I rode with him in the ambulance to the hospital. 334 00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:51,109 I will never get that image out of my head. 335 00:21:51,405 --> 00:21:55,205 Right before he did it, his eyes were so sad and lonely. 336 00:21:55,576 --> 00:21:58,997 - Did you have to treat him? - I didn't have to, but I did. 337 00:21:59,289 --> 00:22:02,449 Music out. Cue 34, 35 ready. 338 00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:06,676 He was in terrible shape. His head swelled to twice the size of a normal head. 339 00:22:07,089 --> 00:22:09,099 - He's good, huh? - He's incredible. 340 00:22:09,257 --> 00:22:11,307 I think he's drinking real gin. 341 00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:12,468 What? 342 00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:17,470 Ask Nick. I want you to ask Nick if he thinks that's love. 343 00:22:17,808 --> 00:22:20,358 Oh, honey, can't we just go to dinner? 344 00:22:20,644 --> 00:22:22,434 Mel, don't get him started. 345 00:22:22,771 --> 00:22:27,191 You don't know how he's been lately. He's been depressed. I've been worried. 346 00:22:27,234 --> 00:22:28,654 You've been what? 347 00:22:29,861 --> 00:22:34,071 Let me tell you guys something about real love. I'll tell you something. 348 00:22:34,241 --> 00:22:38,241 We all should be ashamed when we talk like we know what we're talking about... 349 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:40,200 ...when we talk about love. 350 00:22:40,497 --> 00:22:42,507 For God's sake, are you getting drunk? 351 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,468 I don't have to be drunk to say what I think. 352 00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:47,121 - We're not drunk. We're having a few drinks. - Exactly. 353 00:22:47,212 --> 00:22:50,042 - You've had more than a few. - What, are you counting? 354 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:53,130 Leave her alone. If you're not drunk, don't talk like you are. 355 00:22:53,218 --> 00:22:54,638 Shut up! 356 00:22:56,346 --> 00:23:00,516 Do me a favor. For once in your life, honest to God, shut up for a minute. 357 00:23:02,894 --> 00:23:05,484 Anyway, like I was saying... 358 00:23:06,106 --> 00:23:08,696 ...you want to know about real love, there's this old couple... 359 00:23:09,901 --> 00:23:12,321 ...had a car wreck, out on the interstate. 360 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,490 Some drunk kid plowed his old man's pickup... 361 00:23:18,368 --> 00:23:19,958 ...right into their camper. 362 00:23:20,329 --> 00:23:25,339 By the time I got down to the hospital, this kid, this fucking teenager, was dead. 363 00:23:26,543 --> 00:23:29,173 So we took the old couple up to the O.R. 364 00:23:29,338 --> 00:23:32,388 We worked like hell on them through most of the night. 365 00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:37,977 By the time we were done with them, we just, you know... 366 00:23:38,388 --> 00:23:41,558 ...wrapped them in full body casts. 367 00:23:47,147 --> 00:23:49,317 ...was depressed for the longest time. 368 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:54,650 Even after I said to him, "your wife's going to pull through", he was still depressed. 369 00:23:56,156 --> 00:24:00,326 So, I went up to the mouth hole and I asked him. 370 00:24:02,204 --> 00:24:06,414 And he told me it was because he couldn't see her... 371 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,210 ...through the eyes. Couldn't see his wife. 372 00:24:11,338 --> 00:24:12,798 Can you imagine? 373 00:24:13,131 --> 00:24:17,341 I'm telling you, this guy's heart was breaking because... 374 00:24:18,011 --> 00:24:22,601 ...he couldn't turn his goddamn head and just look at his goddamn wife. 375 00:24:23,016 --> 00:24:24,436 Shit. 376 00:24:25,978 --> 00:24:27,398 I mean, it was killing this guy. 377 00:24:27,479 --> 00:24:29,309 I am so tired of this. Is this water? 378 00:24:29,481 --> 00:24:30,771 It was killing him. 379 00:24:31,108 --> 00:24:35,368 Did you replace my gin with water, man? 380 00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:37,575 Mike, come on. 381 00:24:37,906 --> 00:24:39,406 - "Come on," what? - You're drunk. 382 00:24:39,491 --> 00:24:42,991 Yes, I'm drunk. I'm supposed to be drunk! Why aren't you drunk? 383 00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:46,830 This is carver! He left a piece of his liver on the table each time he wrote a page! 384 00:24:47,165 --> 00:24:50,545 If I need to be drinking gin, who the fuck are you to touch my gin? 385 00:24:50,836 --> 00:24:54,426 You fucked with the period, you fucked with the plot so you'd get the best lines. 386 00:24:54,756 --> 00:24:57,386 Leave me the fucking tools that I need! 387 00:24:57,426 --> 00:24:59,636 Come on, people, don't be so pathetic. 388 00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:03,430 Stop viewing the world through your cell phone screen! Have a real experience! 389 00:25:03,765 --> 00:25:06,605 Does anybody give a shit about the truth other than me? 390 00:25:06,935 --> 00:25:09,355 This set is fake, the bananas are fake. 391 00:25:09,396 --> 00:25:12,606 There's nothing in this milk carton! Your performance is fake. 392 00:25:12,941 --> 00:25:16,021 The only thing that's real on this stage is this chicken. 393 00:25:16,361 --> 00:25:18,531 So I'm going to work with the chicken. 394 00:25:22,034 --> 00:25:23,414 That was interesting. 395 00:25:23,452 --> 00:25:24,662 Bring the curtain down. 396 00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:26,450 That's good bird, man! 397 00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:28,876 Get him out of here! 398 00:25:29,207 --> 00:25:30,797 How do you want me to do that? 399 00:25:33,295 --> 00:25:34,505 Hey, wait. 400 00:25:34,588 --> 00:25:36,508 - I want him gone. - No! 401 00:25:36,590 --> 00:25:39,380 - We cannot do that! - Of course we can! It's our show! 402 00:25:39,676 --> 00:25:42,516 - Listen to me. - No, you listen to me. 403 00:25:42,596 --> 00:25:44,396 Get him the fuck out of my play. 404 00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:47,011 It was a preview! Nobody gives a shit! 405 00:25:47,309 --> 00:25:50,859 Nothing matters until that old bat from the New York times comes opening night! 406 00:25:51,188 --> 00:25:52,188 We're getting rid of him. 407 00:25:52,481 --> 00:25:55,861 Shut up! Shut up and listen to me for once! 408 00:25:56,276 --> 00:25:59,656 As soon as we announced he was taking over, the advance doubled. 409 00:25:59,988 --> 00:26:03,868 We can't afford to lose any more money and we can't afford to lose Mike. 410 00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:09,701 This is about being respected and validated, remember? That's what you told me! 411 00:26:10,123 --> 00:26:12,543 That's how you got me into this shit! 412 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,710 Now, you're the director. Get him under control. 413 00:26:19,716 --> 00:26:20,926 Fuck. 414 00:26:21,552 --> 00:26:23,552 This isn't the '90s anymore. 415 00:26:25,139 --> 00:26:26,729 Your zipper's down. 416 00:26:31,896 --> 00:26:32,896 Fuck. 417 00:26:38,903 --> 00:26:41,483 You were really good, cabrón. 418 00:26:47,495 --> 00:26:50,665 - Out in front of the theater in ten minutes! - Don't overthink it. 419 00:27:02,385 --> 00:27:04,975 What the hell was going on up there? 420 00:27:06,556 --> 00:27:08,516 I didn't know you were here tonight. 421 00:27:08,558 --> 00:27:10,768 That guy's an asshole, huh? 422 00:27:11,519 --> 00:27:12,729 What are you doing here? 423 00:27:13,062 --> 00:27:15,942 Sam and I are going to grab a bite after she's finished. 424 00:27:16,274 --> 00:27:17,854 No, I mean here. Now. 425 00:27:18,151 --> 00:27:21,151 Well, I know how much this means to you. 426 00:27:22,572 --> 00:27:24,742 Thanks. I appreciate that. 427 00:27:25,366 --> 00:27:26,746 So what's happening? 428 00:27:27,201 --> 00:27:30,411 - With the play? You saw what. - No. You and Sam. 429 00:27:30,788 --> 00:27:32,628 You know, it's great. 430 00:27:33,541 --> 00:27:34,621 It's the same. 431 00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:38,219 - Do you talk to her? - Yeah, we talk. 432 00:27:38,629 --> 00:27:41,549 It's just been so crazy around here, you know? 433 00:27:41,591 --> 00:27:44,631 - You understand where her head is at. - Of course. 434 00:27:44,719 --> 00:27:46,979 She's trying to stay away from everything and everyone 435 00:27:47,055 --> 00:27:49,725 that got her into rehab in the first place. 436 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:52,436 I know. I really do. I get it. 437 00:27:52,518 --> 00:27:55,688 - That's all she's had, so she's confused. - Yeah, I get it. 438 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:59,560 - I know you're caught up in all this stuff, but... - "stuff"? 439 00:28:00,193 --> 00:28:01,563 You know what I mean. 440 00:28:03,196 --> 00:28:07,616 Riggan, you don't have to be a great father right now. You just have to be one. 441 00:28:07,784 --> 00:28:09,414 Oh, sorry. 442 00:28:11,829 --> 00:28:13,669 How's that going? 443 00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:16,753 I'd rather not talk about it. 444 00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:18,463 You're drinking? 445 00:28:18,836 --> 00:28:20,466 Yeah, I'm having a beer. 446 00:28:24,258 --> 00:28:25,468 So... 447 00:28:27,261 --> 00:28:28,631 ...what's going on with you? 448 00:28:29,263 --> 00:28:30,683 Me? 449 00:28:33,643 --> 00:28:36,023 Everything's the same, I guess. 450 00:28:38,022 --> 00:28:39,522 I'm going back to teaching. 451 00:28:39,816 --> 00:28:40,816 Oh, yeah? 452 00:28:42,652 --> 00:28:45,652 I'm thinking of refinancing the Malibu house. 453 00:28:46,155 --> 00:28:47,575 What? I'm sorry. 454 00:28:47,615 --> 00:28:52,245 - I'm thinking of refinancing... - no, I heard you. I just need a second. 455 00:28:53,496 --> 00:28:55,496 That's going to be Sam's house. 456 00:28:55,665 --> 00:28:58,705 Why would you...? For this play? 457 00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:02,717 I need the money. 458 00:29:02,797 --> 00:29:05,677 Do you have any idea how crazy that sounds? 459 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,880 What do you want me to say? My health lasted longer than the money. 460 00:29:10,013 --> 00:29:11,303 Go figure that out. 461 00:29:12,515 --> 00:29:14,095 What's going on? 462 00:29:15,310 --> 00:29:17,480 Riggan, look at me. 463 00:29:22,692 --> 00:29:24,862 I got a chance to do something right. 464 00:29:28,281 --> 00:29:30,861 I got to take it. I got to. 465 00:29:32,744 --> 00:29:35,124 It's funny. I was sitting here, waiting for you... 466 00:29:35,455 --> 00:29:38,835 ...and all of a sudden, I couldn't remember why we broke up. 467 00:29:43,338 --> 00:29:45,928 You know, the last time I flew here from L.A... 468 00:29:46,716 --> 00:29:50,136 ...george Clooney was sitting two seats in front of me... 469 00:29:50,553 --> 00:29:53,763 ...with a nice pair of cufflinks and that fucking chin. 470 00:29:54,557 --> 00:29:58,357 We ended up flying through this really, really horrible storm. 471 00:29:58,686 --> 00:30:02,236 I mean, the plane was rattling and shaking. 472 00:30:02,899 --> 00:30:06,319 And all the people on board are, you know, crying. 473 00:30:06,736 --> 00:30:09,326 I mean, crying. Praying, right? 474 00:30:10,657 --> 00:30:14,747 I just sat there. They're crying, I sit there. 475 00:30:14,952 --> 00:30:17,582 And I'm thinking, "oh, boy... 476 00:30:17,747 --> 00:30:20,957 "...the next morning, when Sam looks at the paper... 477 00:30:21,584 --> 00:30:25,584 "...it's going to be Clooney's face on the front page, not mine." 478 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,592 You know? Boom. 479 00:30:33,805 --> 00:30:38,605 Did you know farrah fawcett died the exact same day as Michael Jackson? 480 00:30:38,685 --> 00:30:40,395 Is that crazy? 481 00:30:56,203 --> 00:30:57,823 Why did we break up? 482 00:30:57,913 --> 00:31:00,533 Because you threw a kitchen knife at me... 483 00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:03,793 ...and an hour later, were telling me how much you loved me. 484 00:31:04,753 --> 00:31:08,333 Just because I didn't like that ridiculous comedy you did with Goldie hawn... 485 00:31:08,632 --> 00:31:10,422 ...did not mean I did not love you. 486 00:31:10,801 --> 00:31:15,351 That's what you always do... you confuse love for admiration. 487 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:20,560 It's your house... do what you want with it. Just be there for our daughter. 488 00:31:20,894 --> 00:31:22,064 I will. 489 00:31:23,856 --> 00:31:25,816 You're not farrah fawcett, riggan. 490 00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:31,829 We should have done that reality show... the Thomsons. 491 00:31:31,947 --> 00:31:33,037 Shut up. 492 00:31:33,115 --> 00:31:34,555 - That would've been good. - Shut up! 493 00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:38,827 Crazy, druggy, wise-ass daughter, milf-y wife with perky tits. 494 00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:41,288 People would've wanted to see that. 495 00:31:41,582 --> 00:31:43,582 - Shut up. - More than this piece of shit. 496 00:31:43,917 --> 00:31:44,917 Shut up! 497 00:31:47,921 --> 00:31:50,501 - The sun bed is here. - What does that mean? 498 00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:54,929 It means there's a sun bed out there being delivered to in here. 499 00:31:54,970 --> 00:31:56,180 Who ordered a sun bed? 500 00:31:56,513 --> 00:31:59,973 Mike. He said it's for his character... part of his process and that shit. 501 00:32:00,517 --> 00:32:02,517 He said he has to be a redneck. 502 00:32:02,811 --> 00:32:04,351 Son of a bitch. 503 00:32:09,485 --> 00:32:10,905 Let's go. Walk. 504 00:32:10,944 --> 00:32:12,944 - Where are we going? - To get you coffee. 505 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,700 - Did I do something to disrespect you? - Not yet. 506 00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:18,706 - I have a lot riding on this play. - Oh, is that right? 507 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:23,625 Bullshit. They don't know you, your work. 508 00:32:23,957 --> 00:32:25,047 They know the guy from the bird suit 509 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,797 who tells coy, slightly vomitous stories on letterman. 510 00:32:28,128 --> 00:32:29,628 Well, I'm sorry if I'm popular. 511 00:32:29,963 --> 00:32:31,753 Popular? I don't give a shit. 512 00:32:31,799 --> 00:32:36,429 Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige, my friend. 513 00:32:36,762 --> 00:32:39,012 Okay, I don't even know what the fuck that means. 514 00:32:39,556 --> 00:32:43,766 It means, my reputation is riding on this, and that's worth a, a.... 515 00:32:43,936 --> 00:32:46,896 - A lot. - A lot, exactly! Fuck you. Yes! 516 00:32:47,189 --> 00:32:50,609 If this doesn't work out for you, you fuck off back to your studio pals... 517 00:32:50,943 --> 00:32:53,943 ...and dive back into that cultural genocide you guys perpetrate. 518 00:32:53,988 --> 00:32:55,778 A douchebag's born every minute! 519 00:32:55,864 --> 00:32:58,404 That was p.T. Barnum's premise when he invented the circus... 520 00:32:58,742 --> 00:33:02,532 ...and nothing has changed. You guys know if you crank out toxic crap... 521 00:33:02,871 --> 00:33:04,991 ...people will line up and pay to see it! 522 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,880 But long after you're gone, I'll be on that stage... 523 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,840 ...earning my living, baring my soul, 524 00:33:09,962 --> 00:33:12,372 wrestling with complex emotions, 'cause that's what we do. 525 00:33:12,673 --> 00:33:16,803 So that's what tonight was about? You wrestling with complex emotion? 526 00:33:16,844 --> 00:33:20,474 Tonight was about seeing if it's even alive, if it can bleed. 527 00:33:20,806 --> 00:33:25,016 This isn't a backlot, riggan, this is New York City. This is how we do things. 528 00:33:27,021 --> 00:33:28,781 They have coffee here. 529 00:33:36,155 --> 00:33:37,575 Thanks, Tommy. 530 00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:39,035 They were laughing at us. 531 00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:43,366 Tonight they were laughing, tomorrow they'll be tweeting. Who cares? 532 00:33:43,704 --> 00:33:47,704 These are people who pay half price to watch us rehearse. Stop caring. 533 00:33:48,042 --> 00:33:50,202 This play's a drama. It's about... 534 00:33:50,502 --> 00:33:52,462 - you don't know what the play's about. - I do know. 535 00:33:52,504 --> 00:33:55,084 No, you don't. That's what previews are for. 536 00:33:55,424 --> 00:34:00,424 That's why they call them previews. That's where you figure out what the play is. 537 00:34:01,638 --> 00:34:04,228 Okay, look, look. Listen to me. 538 00:34:04,516 --> 00:34:06,936 You see the woman at the end of the bar? 539 00:34:06,977 --> 00:34:09,137 The one who looks like she licked a homeless man's ass? 540 00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:10,313 Yeah. 541 00:34:11,190 --> 00:34:14,910 All that matters is what she writes about us in 500 words in the times. 542 00:34:14,985 --> 00:34:17,405 - That's, uh.... - Tabitha Dickinson, yes. 543 00:34:17,821 --> 00:34:21,191 The only opinion that matters in New York theater is hers. 544 00:34:21,617 --> 00:34:25,207 If she likes us, we run. If she doesn't, we're fucked. 545 00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:28,954 She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass. 546 00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:33,471 Do me a favor. Don't get your panties in a twist over a preview, like some rookie... 547 00:34:33,754 --> 00:34:35,334 ...and don't tell me how to do my job. 548 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:39,883 This is my town and to be honest, people don't give a shit about you here. 549 00:34:39,927 --> 00:34:42,557 - You're riggan thomson, right? - Sorry to interrupt. 550 00:34:42,888 --> 00:34:45,478 Would you mind having a picture with us here? 551 00:34:46,058 --> 00:34:47,478 Would you mind? 552 00:34:47,893 --> 00:34:49,263 The button's on the bottom. 553 00:34:52,856 --> 00:34:55,236 - Who is this guy? - He used to be birdman. 554 00:34:59,863 --> 00:35:02,443 Oh, you're such a doll. Thank you. You're so sweet. 555 00:35:02,866 --> 00:35:04,076 Handsome. 556 00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:06,250 Okay, sweetheart, come on. 557 00:35:12,293 --> 00:35:13,703 Are we good here? 558 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,123 I'm going to go home. 559 00:35:17,132 --> 00:35:18,932 All right. See you tomorrow. 560 00:35:23,138 --> 00:35:24,728 I want to know something. 561 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,304 Why Raymond carver? 562 00:35:31,938 --> 00:35:34,898 I was a kid, in high school... 563 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:38,696 ...doing a play in Syracuse, and he was in the audience. 564 00:35:39,112 --> 00:35:42,282 And he sent this back afterwards. 565 00:35:44,492 --> 00:35:45,492 A little note. 566 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:49,117 "Thank you for an honest performance. Ray carver." 567 00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:55,966 That's when I knew I was going to be an actor. Right there. 568 00:36:00,342 --> 00:36:01,762 What's so funny? 569 00:36:02,052 --> 00:36:04,062 It's just on a cocktail napkin. 570 00:36:04,137 --> 00:36:05,347 So? 571 00:36:06,181 --> 00:36:08,191 He was fucking drunk, man. 572 00:36:11,353 --> 00:36:13,143 You headed to Hollywood, Mike? 573 00:36:13,563 --> 00:36:14,723 No. 574 00:36:16,149 --> 00:36:18,319 Hollywood's heading here, tabby. 575 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,530 Good luck with that. 576 00:36:21,196 --> 00:36:24,946 "A man becomes a critic when he cannot be an artist... 577 00:36:24,991 --> 00:36:29,041 "...the same way a man becomes an informer when he cannot be a soldier." 578 00:36:29,579 --> 00:36:30,999 That's flaubert, right? 579 00:36:31,164 --> 00:36:34,374 He's a Hollywood clown in a lycra bird suit. 580 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:37,793 Yes, he is. But tomorrow night at 8:00... 581 00:36:38,088 --> 00:36:40,798 ...he's going out on that stage and risking everything. 582 00:36:41,383 --> 00:36:43,003 What will you be doing? 583 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:47,270 Don't you ever worry that I'll give you a bad review? 584 00:36:48,014 --> 00:36:49,384 I'm sure you will... 585 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:52,228 ...if I ever give you a bad performance. 586 00:36:53,395 --> 00:36:54,815 Miss Dickinson. 587 00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:56,780 Mr. shiner. 588 00:38:08,678 --> 00:38:10,308 What are you still doing here? 589 00:38:10,347 --> 00:38:11,557 Nothing. 590 00:38:12,474 --> 00:38:16,304 Your costumes are hanging in your dressing room. 591 00:38:16,478 --> 00:38:17,898 Oh, great. Great. 592 00:38:18,188 --> 00:38:20,438 I got that coconut water you wanted. 593 00:38:20,857 --> 00:38:24,277 If you want the face stuff, it's not open till tomorrow. What? 594 00:38:25,862 --> 00:38:28,652 I'm not sure that I said thank you. 595 00:38:29,157 --> 00:38:30,157 For what? 596 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:34,251 Everything. You've been doing a really good job, honestly. 597 00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:37,789 I've been so preoccupied with all the.... 598 00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:43,131 Okay, well, I just wanted to say that. 599 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:48,720 What is that? 600 00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,139 That smell. 601 00:38:51,721 --> 00:38:53,931 What is it? Look at me. Look at me! 602 00:38:54,224 --> 00:38:55,224 What? What? 603 00:38:55,308 --> 00:38:58,728 You've got to be shitting me. Where is it? 604 00:38:59,729 --> 00:39:01,689 Can we not do this, please? 605 00:39:02,315 --> 00:39:03,315 Dad? 606 00:39:03,483 --> 00:39:06,313 Where is it? I can't believe this. 607 00:39:09,322 --> 00:39:12,112 - What is this? - Chunky peanut butter. 608 00:39:12,909 --> 00:39:15,119 This. This. What is that? 609 00:39:16,538 --> 00:39:18,538 That's pot. Relax. 610 00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:23,206 You know what I'm talking about. 611 00:39:23,545 --> 00:39:25,295 Yeah, you! What else is new? 612 00:39:25,338 --> 00:39:27,619 - Don't do that thing where you... - make it about me? Never! 613 00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:29,212 I'm trying to do something important! 614 00:39:29,551 --> 00:39:32,182 - This is not important! - It's important to me! 615 00:39:32,346 --> 00:39:37,346 Maybe not to you or your cynical friends whose only ambition is to "go viral"... 616 00:39:37,768 --> 00:39:41,768 ...but to me... God, this is my career! 617 00:39:42,356 --> 00:39:44,936 It's my chance to finally do work that means something. 618 00:39:45,234 --> 00:39:47,234 That means something to who? 619 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,320 You had a career, dad, before the third comic book movie. 620 00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:53,950 Before people started to forget who was inside that bird costume. 621 00:39:54,243 --> 00:39:57,743 You are doing a play based on a book written 60 years ago... 622 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,290 ...for a thousand rich old white people... 623 00:40:00,374 --> 00:40:03,794 ...whose only concern is where to have cake and coffee afterwards! 624 00:40:04,086 --> 00:40:06,256 Nobody gives a shit but you! 625 00:40:06,589 --> 00:40:09,009 And, let's face it, dad... 626 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:13,470 ...you are not doing this for the sake of art, you're doing it to feel relevant again. 627 00:40:13,804 --> 00:40:16,264 Well, guess what? There's an entire world of people 628 00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:18,270 who fight to be relevant every single day! 629 00:40:18,601 --> 00:40:20,401 And you act like it doesn't exist. 630 00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:23,106 Things that are happening in a place you ignore... 631 00:40:23,439 --> 00:40:26,359 ...that has already forgotten about you! 632 00:40:26,776 --> 00:40:31,366 I mean, who the fuck are you?! You hate bloggers, you mock Twitter. 633 00:40:31,656 --> 00:40:35,446 You don't even have a Facebook page! It's you who doesn't exist! 634 00:40:35,785 --> 00:40:40,245 You're doing this because you're terrified, like the rest of us, that you don't matter. 635 00:40:40,289 --> 00:40:43,339 And you know what? You're right! You don't! 636 00:40:43,417 --> 00:40:47,837 It's not important, okay? You're not important... get used to it! 637 00:41:06,649 --> 00:41:07,819 Dad. 638 00:42:12,089 --> 00:42:16,099 In the days before Nick's depression started to eat away at him... 639 00:42:16,427 --> 00:42:20,097 ...he never knew I was pregnant, and I never intended to tell him. 640 00:42:20,890 --> 00:42:25,100 I guess we make choices in life, and we choose to live with them. 641 00:42:26,103 --> 00:42:27,513 Or not. 642 00:42:28,522 --> 00:42:30,322 I didn't want that baby. 643 00:42:30,858 --> 00:42:35,068 Not because I didn't love Nick, and not because I didn't love the idea of it... 644 00:42:35,446 --> 00:42:38,656 ...but just because I wasn't ready to love myself. 645 00:42:40,493 --> 00:42:42,293 There's a distance to it all now. 646 00:42:42,453 --> 00:42:45,883 A wistful distance, underscored by a gentle breeze... 647 00:42:46,457 --> 00:42:47,377 Actors in position. 648 00:42:47,416 --> 00:42:48,536 ...and the sound of birds... 649 00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:52,044 - Music out. - ...Laughing at the whimsy of it all. 650 00:42:52,546 --> 00:42:54,126 - Lesley? - What? 651 00:42:54,548 --> 00:42:56,048 I think I'm hard. 652 00:42:56,342 --> 00:42:59,642 No, it's just sometimes you don't consider other people's feelings. 653 00:42:59,929 --> 00:43:02,729 No, no. I'm getting hard... feel that. 654 00:43:03,140 --> 00:43:04,730 What?! You've got to be kidding. 655 00:43:05,059 --> 00:43:07,479 - Let's really do it. Let's fuck. - No, are you crazy?! 656 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,360 It'll be incredible! It'll be real. 657 00:43:09,438 --> 00:43:11,858 Cut it out! I'm serious, Mike. 658 00:43:12,108 --> 00:43:14,528 Don't call me Mike. Call me Mel. 659 00:43:14,694 --> 00:43:16,104 Get off! 660 00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:18,529 Terri! Terri! 661 00:43:19,699 --> 00:43:21,539 Terri, I know you're in there! 662 00:43:21,701 --> 00:43:23,701 Get off me! Get off! 663 00:43:25,454 --> 00:43:26,614 - Ed? - Why? 664 00:43:26,956 --> 00:43:28,956 - What are you doing here? - Just tell me why. 665 00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:31,375 Take it easy, okay? I know this is hard. 666 00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:33,510 Shut up! Shut... 667 00:43:34,171 --> 00:43:36,381 - shut up! - Just don't do anything stupid. 668 00:43:37,550 --> 00:43:39,180 Eddie, please! 669 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:44,390 What's the matter with me? Why do I always have to beg people to love me? 670 00:43:44,557 --> 00:43:46,767 Eddie, please, give me the gun. 671 00:43:47,184 --> 00:43:48,594 Look at me. 672 00:43:48,769 --> 00:43:51,979 I was drowning. I'm just not capable of... 673 00:43:52,982 --> 00:43:56,953 you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do. 674 00:43:57,362 --> 00:43:59,572 I just wanted to be what you wanted. 675 00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:04,160 Now I spend every fucking minute praying to be somebody else. Somebody I'm not! 676 00:44:04,578 --> 00:44:05,578 Anybody. 677 00:44:06,371 --> 00:44:09,581 Just put the gun down, ed. She doesn't love you anymore. 678 00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:11,628 You don't, do you? 679 00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:13,003 No. 680 00:44:14,838 --> 00:44:16,258 And you never will. 681 00:44:16,673 --> 00:44:18,263 I'm sorry. 682 00:44:20,469 --> 00:44:22,259 I don't exist. 683 00:44:24,681 --> 00:44:26,061 I'm not even here. 684 00:44:27,476 --> 00:44:31,686 None of this even matters. I don't exist. I don't exist. 685 00:44:33,273 --> 00:44:35,283 - Ed.... - I don't exist. 686 00:44:35,651 --> 00:44:37,611 Ed! Eddie, Eddie, don't do that! 687 00:44:47,037 --> 00:44:48,617 You're such an asshole! 688 00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:50,709 What? That's the best you've been. 689 00:44:50,749 --> 00:44:53,289 Why would you do that?! We were onstage! 690 00:44:53,585 --> 00:44:56,165 What the fuck?! It's like my head was a jar of bolognese! 691 00:44:56,505 --> 00:44:58,085 I'll fix the blood rig. 692 00:44:58,507 --> 00:45:00,297 ...They're fucking in a motel room. 693 00:45:00,717 --> 00:45:03,677 You can't get it up in six months and now you want to fuck me in front of 800 strangers?! 694 00:45:03,970 --> 00:45:07,100 I need it to feel real, okay? I need that intensity. 695 00:45:11,687 --> 00:45:15,517 I was in the moment. I thought you were, too. I'm sorry. 696 00:45:15,691 --> 00:45:18,691 I told you to stop, you fucking animal. 697 00:45:19,569 --> 00:45:21,159 You were brilliant. 698 00:45:21,488 --> 00:45:23,488 What is wrong with you?! 699 00:45:42,551 --> 00:45:44,721 I want your shit out of the apartment. 700 00:45:45,137 --> 00:45:48,927 What? Hey, no, wait. Look, look, I'm sorry. Can we just... 701 00:45:49,349 --> 00:45:52,729 no, we can't, Mike! Maybe up here, you're Mr. truth... 702 00:45:53,145 --> 00:45:55,815 ...but in the real world, where it counts, you're a fucking fraud! 703 00:45:55,939 --> 00:45:58,149 How's that for truth, you dick?! 704 00:45:59,318 --> 00:46:01,318 - What's wrong? - He's an asshole. 705 00:46:01,403 --> 00:46:02,453 What'd he do now? 706 00:46:02,654 --> 00:46:04,614 Nothing, just try to fuck me in front of the audience! 707 00:46:04,698 --> 00:46:06,118 - Oh, my God! - Right? 708 00:46:06,408 --> 00:46:07,578 That's kind of hot! 709 00:46:13,165 --> 00:46:15,955 Why don't I have any self-respect?! 710 00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:18,376 You're an actress, honey. 711 00:46:18,795 --> 00:46:20,375 I'm pathetic! 712 00:46:22,591 --> 00:46:23,761 Look at me. 713 00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:32,600 You know, I've always dreamed of being a Broadway actress... 714 00:46:33,185 --> 00:46:36,395 ...since I was a little kid. And now I'm here, and I'm... 715 00:46:36,813 --> 00:46:41,363 ...I'm not a Broadway actress, I'm still just a little kid. 716 00:46:43,737 --> 00:46:47,777 And I keep waiting for someone to tell me I made it. 717 00:46:49,785 --> 00:46:51,365 You made it. 718 00:46:53,163 --> 00:46:54,583 I did? 719 00:46:55,415 --> 00:46:59,085 Sadly, it was with Mike shiner on a fake motel bed in front of 800 people. 720 00:46:59,419 --> 00:47:00,839 Shut up. 721 00:47:05,801 --> 00:47:08,851 - Hey, is she okay? - She'll be fine. 722 00:47:10,847 --> 00:47:14,227 Look, none of this is your fault, okay? 723 00:47:15,018 --> 00:47:18,438 You're beautiful and you're talented... 724 00:47:19,439 --> 00:47:21,439 ...and I'm lucky to have you. 725 00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:23,487 Okay? 726 00:47:23,986 --> 00:47:25,396 Okay. 727 00:47:36,456 --> 00:47:38,666 That was kind of sweet. 728 00:47:38,834 --> 00:47:40,044 Yeah. 729 00:47:42,337 --> 00:47:43,757 What's wrong? 730 00:47:44,673 --> 00:47:48,843 Nothing. Two years, and he's never said anything like that to me. 731 00:47:53,015 --> 00:47:55,845 You're beautiful and you're talented... 732 00:47:56,018 --> 00:47:59,648 ...and I'm lucky to have you. Okay? 733 00:47:59,813 --> 00:48:01,443 We're gross. 734 00:48:01,773 --> 00:48:02,943 We are. 735 00:48:13,618 --> 00:48:15,618 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 736 00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:26,469 Do it again. 737 00:48:33,890 --> 00:48:37,850 Can we discuss this like two mature artists? What is the big deal about... 738 00:48:38,269 --> 00:48:39,689 fuck you! 739 00:48:42,899 --> 00:48:45,479 You're not ready yet. That's fine. 740 00:48:52,033 --> 00:48:53,833 Fuck. Actresses. 741 00:48:54,243 --> 00:48:56,453 They drive me fucking crazy. 742 00:48:57,872 --> 00:48:58,872 Riggan? 743 00:49:01,084 --> 00:49:05,094 Your gun is ridiculous. I can see the red plug in the barrel... 744 00:49:05,421 --> 00:49:09,221 ...so you look like a kid with a plastic toy when you point it at me. 745 00:49:09,509 --> 00:49:12,509 I don't feel threatened at all. 746 00:49:13,513 --> 00:49:16,523 Get a better one. Have some self-respect. Please. 747 00:49:18,518 --> 00:49:20,898 Hey, apart from that, uh... 748 00:49:21,521 --> 00:49:23,901 ...I thought it was a pretty fun crowd, huh? 749 00:49:44,752 --> 00:49:46,752 I don't think it's high enough. 750 00:49:49,132 --> 00:49:50,552 Me, neither. 751 00:49:52,343 --> 00:49:53,973 What are you doing up here? 752 00:49:54,762 --> 00:49:56,352 Adrenaline. 753 00:49:57,056 --> 00:50:01,476 I just got out of rehab. It's the closest thing I get to a drug. 754 00:50:01,978 --> 00:50:03,478 You went to rehab? 755 00:50:05,064 --> 00:50:06,274 Cool. 756 00:50:06,941 --> 00:50:11,901 It wasn't all Dr. drew or anything, but that dude from American pie was there. 757 00:50:12,238 --> 00:50:13,238 Jump! 758 00:50:13,531 --> 00:50:14,951 Eat me! 759 00:50:15,116 --> 00:50:17,326 Okay, then jump on my face! 760 00:50:18,119 --> 00:50:19,909 I love this city. 761 00:50:20,747 --> 00:50:21,957 Yeah? 762 00:50:25,001 --> 00:50:30,011 Why do you act like a dick all the time? Do you just do it to antagonize people? 763 00:50:31,382 --> 00:50:32,802 Maybe. 764 00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:35,887 You really don't give a shit if people like you or not. 765 00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:38,600 Not really. 766 00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:40,979 That's cool. 767 00:50:41,392 --> 00:50:43,982 Is it? I don't know. 768 00:50:48,024 --> 00:50:49,024 What? 769 00:50:49,192 --> 00:50:52,572 - Let's play a game. - A game? What are you, eight? 770 00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:54,567 What are you, 78? 771 00:50:54,947 --> 00:50:56,987 - Truth or dare. - Oh, come on. 772 00:50:57,075 --> 00:50:58,915 Truth or dare? 773 00:50:59,952 --> 00:51:01,162 Truth. 774 00:51:03,581 --> 00:51:08,171 When we first met, you made a comment about my ass. 775 00:51:09,045 --> 00:51:10,425 Why did you do that? 776 00:51:12,215 --> 00:51:16,225 You have a terrific ass, and I noticed that. 777 00:51:16,844 --> 00:51:18,854 And I just commented on it. 778 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,640 - Truth or dare? - Dare. 779 00:51:23,059 --> 00:51:24,639 - Really? - Yeah. 780 00:51:33,194 --> 00:51:35,034 - No. - You said dare. 781 00:51:35,113 --> 00:51:37,743 - Truth. - No, it's too late. 782 00:51:44,998 --> 00:51:46,998 - Happy? - Yeah. 783 00:51:50,670 --> 00:51:52,090 Truth or dare? 784 00:51:52,255 --> 00:51:54,055 - Truth. - You're boring. 785 00:51:54,382 --> 00:51:56,382 The truth is always interesting. 786 00:52:01,097 --> 00:52:03,097 You want to fool around with me? 787 00:52:04,058 --> 00:52:05,058 No. 788 00:52:06,060 --> 00:52:07,270 Really? 789 00:52:08,187 --> 00:52:09,187 Why not? 790 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,480 - That's a second question. - It's a second part. 791 00:52:15,653 --> 00:52:17,663 I'd be afraid I couldn't get it up. 792 00:52:21,451 --> 00:52:25,081 That didn't seem to be a problem for you onstage. 793 00:52:26,956 --> 00:52:30,666 Nothing is a problem for me onstage. 794 00:52:32,086 --> 00:52:35,126 - I want to ask another question. - You already did. 795 00:52:35,214 --> 00:52:37,304 - One more. - Go ahead. 796 00:52:39,135 --> 00:52:43,316 If you weren't afraid, what would you want to do to me? 797 00:52:49,146 --> 00:52:51,306 I'd pull your eyes out of your head... 798 00:52:52,149 --> 00:52:53,319 That's sweet. 799 00:52:53,651 --> 00:52:55,321 ...and put them in my own skull... 800 00:52:56,153 --> 00:53:00,703 ...and look around, so I could see the street the way I used to when I was your age. 801 00:53:14,171 --> 00:53:15,251 Good night. 802 00:54:08,017 --> 00:54:10,017 Don't kill the messenger. 803 00:54:11,228 --> 00:54:12,808 He's an asshole. 804 00:54:14,606 --> 00:54:15,606 I told you. 805 00:54:15,816 --> 00:54:17,186 You fucking prick. 806 00:54:17,526 --> 00:54:18,936 He's playing you. 807 00:54:19,236 --> 00:54:20,276 This is it? 808 00:54:21,989 --> 00:54:23,779 Page 12. Page 12. 809 00:54:26,368 --> 00:54:31,368 "Riggan thomson, best known as the face of birdman, tries not to lay an egg on Broadway." 810 00:54:31,707 --> 00:54:34,117 - Where's the rest of it? - There is no rest of it. 811 00:54:34,752 --> 00:54:37,132 Don't worry... it'll be used to scoop up dog shit tomorrow. 812 00:54:37,421 --> 00:54:40,421 - How can you be so calm? - What are my other choices? 813 00:54:40,758 --> 00:54:43,178 - Aren't you scared at all? - About what? 814 00:54:43,218 --> 00:54:45,048 About being humiliated out there! 815 00:54:45,137 --> 00:54:47,347 It won't be the first time I've been humiliated. 816 00:54:47,639 --> 00:54:49,139 Well, of course it won't. 817 00:54:53,062 --> 00:54:54,442 You're an asshole. 818 00:55:01,862 --> 00:55:05,532 And by the way, I'm not pregnant, so there's one thing not to worry about. 819 00:55:09,244 --> 00:55:11,044 Forget about her. 820 00:55:11,622 --> 00:55:16,632 He stole your front page. He's stealing your show. He thinks you're a joke. 821 00:55:18,337 --> 00:55:20,707 Now two million people agree with him. 822 00:55:21,006 --> 00:55:26,006 Maybe you are, riggan. Maybe that's what you are... a joke. 823 00:55:45,114 --> 00:55:47,494 Whoa! What the hell is going on? 824 00:55:48,117 --> 00:55:49,277 - Get up! - Ow! That hurts! 825 00:55:49,576 --> 00:55:50,986 - Get up! - Back away! 826 00:55:51,328 --> 00:55:53,008 So carver's the reason you became an actor? 827 00:55:53,330 --> 00:55:55,120 Listen, this is my fucking show. 828 00:55:55,290 --> 00:55:58,500 I did the work, I raised the money and I arrange the press! 829 00:55:58,836 --> 00:56:02,846 Oh, Jesus. They called me for an interview. 830 00:56:03,173 --> 00:56:06,383 I told them the first thing that came into my head. 831 00:56:06,552 --> 00:56:10,352 - We got the cover of the arts section! - Fuck the arts section! 832 00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:13,849 You told them the first thing that came into your head? Right. 833 00:56:14,184 --> 00:56:17,604 You're Mr. natural. Mr. fuck-the-scene- just-stare-at-my-massive-hard-on. 834 00:56:17,688 --> 00:56:18,688 That's truth. 835 00:56:18,772 --> 00:56:19,892 You think it looked massive? 836 00:56:20,190 --> 00:56:23,780 Shut the fuck up. You don't get hard on my stage unless I tell you to. 837 00:56:24,194 --> 00:56:26,324 Your stage? Let me tell you something. 838 00:56:26,613 --> 00:56:30,833 This stage has belonged to a lot of great actors, but you are not one of them. 839 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,740 So you wrote your own lines, huh? 840 00:56:33,162 --> 00:56:34,332 I did, actually. 841 00:56:34,538 --> 00:56:37,158 You wrote a few changes and mumbled, you self-absorbed prick. 842 00:56:37,207 --> 00:56:38,617 I'm self-absorbed? Look at you. 843 00:56:38,876 --> 00:56:40,296 You nobody piece of shit! 844 00:56:40,377 --> 00:56:43,587 Nobody? My massive hard-on got 50,000 views on YouTube. 845 00:56:43,881 --> 00:56:46,471 A cat playing with a dildo gets more than that. 846 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,380 - I don't care. - Yes, you do! You care. 847 00:56:48,802 --> 00:56:51,222 - I'm a theater actor. - I don't give a shit. You care. 848 00:56:51,263 --> 00:56:55,473 Everybody says, "oh, Mike is so honest. Mike is so motherfucking truthful!" 849 00:56:56,435 --> 00:57:00,405 You said in the interview your father was a drunk like carver. Is that true? 850 00:57:00,689 --> 00:57:02,689 - No. No. - 'Cause my father was. 851 00:57:03,025 --> 00:57:06,036 My father was a mean fucking drunk. You understand? 852 00:57:06,321 --> 00:57:10,281 He beat the shit out of us. But at least when he was beating us... 853 00:57:10,367 --> 00:57:14,207 ...he wasn't thinking about taking us out to his toolshed. 854 00:57:14,579 --> 00:57:16,369 Because when he got us out there... 855 00:57:16,790 --> 00:57:18,370 ...that bastard would smile and say: 856 00:57:18,667 --> 00:57:21,257 "You want to get on your knees and unbuckle my belt, 857 00:57:21,378 --> 00:57:23,418 "or do I take it off and use it on you?" 858 00:57:24,047 --> 00:57:27,267 After a while, I made myself numb, so.... but my... 859 00:57:27,634 --> 00:57:29,054 my little sister.... 860 00:57:30,637 --> 00:57:33,647 Okay. Okay. Hey, hey, hey. 861 00:57:34,641 --> 00:57:36,271 Oh, God. 862 00:57:37,268 --> 00:57:39,848 I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 863 00:57:40,271 --> 00:57:43,481 That's fucking horrible, man. I'm sorry. 864 00:57:45,485 --> 00:57:48,495 It's also not true. See, I can pretend, too. 865 00:57:49,030 --> 00:57:50,400 Don't fuck with me, Mike. 866 00:57:50,699 --> 00:57:53,449 You're a little bit crazy. You should start using that onstage. 867 00:57:53,493 --> 00:57:56,913 "Working with riggan thomson's like waltzing with a monkey"? 868 00:57:57,247 --> 00:58:00,257 - I might have said that. - You might? Come on, let's go. 869 00:58:00,417 --> 00:58:02,127 - Come on. - Yeah. 870 00:58:02,502 --> 00:58:04,882 Why don't you get your wings and your bird suit? 871 00:58:16,391 --> 00:58:19,351 I'm gonna crab up on your ass and fucking choke you out! 872 00:58:19,686 --> 00:58:21,486 Get off me. What are you looking at? 873 00:58:21,771 --> 00:58:26,361 What are you going to do, replace me?! Get fucking Ryan gosling or some shit?! 874 00:58:26,693 --> 00:58:30,743 What do you think my friend Tabitha will do to you in the times, you fucking dilettante! 875 00:58:50,550 --> 00:58:53,130 You are lame, riggan... 876 00:58:53,553 --> 00:58:56,723 ...rolling around with that poncy theater fuck... 877 00:58:57,015 --> 00:59:00,025 ...in an 800-seat shithole like this. 878 00:59:06,733 --> 00:59:09,573 Oh, you really fucked up this time. 879 00:59:09,736 --> 00:59:13,706 You destroy a genius book with that infantile adaptation. 880 00:59:14,115 --> 00:59:18,125 Now you're about to destroy what's left of your career. 881 00:59:19,329 --> 00:59:20,489 It's pathetic. 882 00:59:20,789 --> 00:59:22,409 Breathing in, I am calm. 883 00:59:25,585 --> 00:59:28,755 I ignore this mental formation. This is a mental formation. 884 00:59:29,047 --> 00:59:30,757 Stop that shit! 885 00:59:31,174 --> 00:59:34,554 I'm not a mental formation. I'm you, asshole. 886 00:59:35,637 --> 00:59:39,057 - Leave me alone. - You were a movie star, remember? 887 00:59:39,391 --> 00:59:41,601 - Pretentious, but happy. - I wasn't happy. 888 00:59:41,643 --> 00:59:46,483 Ignorant, but charming. Now, you're just a tiny, bitter cocksucker. 889 00:59:46,564 --> 00:59:48,774 I was fucking miserable. 890 00:59:49,067 --> 00:59:52,787 Yeah, but fake miserable. Hollywood miserable. 891 00:59:53,196 --> 00:59:56,536 What are you trying to prove? You're an artist? You're not. 892 00:59:56,950 --> 01:00:00,950 - Fuck you! - No, fuck you, you coward. 893 01:00:01,371 --> 01:00:04,961 We grossed billions! You're ashamed of that? Billions! 894 01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:09,385 And billions of flies eat shit every day! So what? Does that make it good? 895 01:00:11,423 --> 01:00:14,013 I don't know if you noticed, but that was 1992! 896 01:00:14,426 --> 01:00:17,436 You could jump right back into that suit, if you wanted to. 897 01:00:17,595 --> 01:00:21,435 Oh, look at me! Look at this! Look, look, look! 898 01:00:21,599 --> 01:00:24,019 I look like a Turkey with leukemia! 899 01:00:24,436 --> 01:00:26,646 I'm fucking disappearing. 900 01:00:27,522 --> 01:00:31,522 This is what's left! I'm the answer to a fucking trivial pursuit question! 901 01:00:31,818 --> 01:00:35,568 You're an imposter here. Eventually they will figure you out. 902 01:00:35,739 --> 01:00:38,489 What part of this don't you get? You're dead. 903 01:00:38,783 --> 01:00:41,783 - We are not dead. - Oh, please, just stay dead. 904 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,540 We are not dead. 905 01:00:43,580 --> 01:00:46,000 Stop saying "we!!" There is no "we!" 906 01:00:46,333 --> 01:00:50,003 I'm not fucking you! I'm riggan fucking thomson! 907 01:00:50,628 --> 01:00:53,458 No, you're birdman. 908 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:58,050 Because without me, all that's left is you... 909 01:00:58,470 --> 01:01:01,260 ...a sad, selfish, mediocre actor... 910 01:01:01,681 --> 01:01:05,271 ...grasping at the last vestiges of his career. 911 01:01:10,649 --> 01:01:14,649 What the hell did you do that for? I liked that poster. 912 01:01:15,862 --> 01:01:17,492 It's always "we," brother. 913 01:01:17,572 --> 01:01:21,162 Fuck you!!! Shut the fuck up! 914 01:01:30,670 --> 01:01:35,090 You're fucking, so fucking annoying! Shut up!! 915 01:01:42,306 --> 01:01:43,686 Hey. What's up? 916 01:01:44,016 --> 01:01:45,436 Um, well... 917 01:01:46,310 --> 01:01:48,680 ...one hour till curtain. Why don't you rest a bit? 918 01:01:49,105 --> 01:01:51,315 Yeah, I'm going to lay down. 919 01:01:51,691 --> 01:01:54,321 - Almost there, buddy. Last preview. - Okay. Cool. 920 01:01:54,652 --> 01:01:55,852 - How you doing? - Good. Great. 921 01:01:56,112 --> 01:01:59,612 The money came through. I just need to transfer it into the account. 922 01:01:59,657 --> 01:02:01,077 Good. That's terrific. 923 01:02:01,492 --> 01:02:03,702 So... I'll go, uh, do that. 924 01:02:03,786 --> 01:02:05,206 Thanks for stopping by. 925 01:02:10,292 --> 01:02:12,082 You know I'm proud of you, don't you? 926 01:02:13,754 --> 01:02:15,344 This took balls. 927 01:02:15,756 --> 01:02:17,926 - And you did it, okay? - I know. 928 01:02:18,759 --> 01:02:21,129 I think we should cancel the preview. 929 01:02:22,346 --> 01:02:25,726 I'm tired, dude. I can't do this anymore, Jake. 930 01:02:26,726 --> 01:02:28,146 I can't. 931 01:02:30,730 --> 01:02:32,480 That's a joke, right? 932 01:02:33,566 --> 01:02:37,366 You know, I don't think this is for me. The whole.... 933 01:02:38,696 --> 01:02:39,696 They're laughing at me. 934 01:02:39,739 --> 01:02:44,699 There is a three-block line of people waiting for you. 935 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,120 It's a full house. We're sold out! 936 01:02:49,915 --> 01:02:51,715 - Really? - Yes! 937 01:02:52,126 --> 01:02:54,046 And the French ambassador's coming. 938 01:02:54,170 --> 01:02:57,170 The prince of Saudi Arabia's bringing one of his wives. 939 01:02:57,590 --> 01:03:01,170 And I didn't want to tell you this, but Martin scorsees... 940 01:03:01,761 --> 01:03:04,761 ...is casting his new film, and.... Don't tell anybody. 941 01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:07,181 - No, I won't. - Okay? 942 01:03:07,975 --> 01:03:12,605 - Okay? - Okay. Yeah, yeah, I can be ready. I can be ready. 943 01:03:12,772 --> 01:03:14,602 - Good. - Thank you. 944 01:03:18,736 --> 01:03:19,906 How is he? 945 01:03:20,905 --> 01:03:22,325 He'll be fine. 946 01:03:22,740 --> 01:03:23,740 Poor creature. 947 01:03:23,783 --> 01:03:25,613 Is it true? Scorsese? 948 01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:28,700 Yeah. And the new pope, too. 949 01:03:30,081 --> 01:03:32,081 You're an asshole, Jake! 950 01:03:32,792 --> 01:03:35,082 I'm the one keeping this afloat! 951 01:03:54,271 --> 01:03:55,691 Are you okay? 952 01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:59,151 Yeah. Yeah. I think I cut my hand shaving. 953 01:04:00,361 --> 01:04:03,571 Well, I just wanted to say... I'm sorry. 954 01:04:03,739 --> 01:04:04,899 What for? 955 01:04:06,242 --> 01:04:09,832 I knew what Mike was capable of and I brought him in anyway. 956 01:04:10,121 --> 01:04:14,121 No, no, no. You did good. Are you kidding? You did great. 957 01:04:15,710 --> 01:04:19,750 Tomorrow's my first opening night on Broadway. 958 01:04:19,964 --> 01:04:21,174 Mine, too. 959 01:04:22,383 --> 01:04:25,973 And I just want to let you know that, no matter what happens... 960 01:04:27,179 --> 01:04:28,759 ...I'm really grateful to you. 961 01:04:29,098 --> 01:04:30,898 No, no, no. Me, too. 962 01:04:31,976 --> 01:04:33,816 This is exciting. 963 01:04:34,812 --> 01:04:37,812 We have a full house. Jake just told me. 964 01:04:39,817 --> 01:04:41,617 Yeah, it's great. 965 01:04:48,951 --> 01:04:50,831 Oh, God. 966 01:05:16,479 --> 01:05:18,849 For fuck's sake, just jump already. 967 01:05:20,274 --> 01:05:21,864 How'd you know I'd be up here? 968 01:05:22,693 --> 01:05:26,693 Well, I didn't know, but I kind of hoped maybe. 969 01:05:27,907 --> 01:05:29,247 Where is Lesley? 970 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:33,660 Lesley? Uh, Lesley's moving on. 971 01:05:35,039 --> 01:05:36,869 Smart girl. 972 01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:39,966 Thank you. I appreciate that support. 973 01:05:42,088 --> 01:05:44,098 You ready for your last preview? 974 01:05:44,965 --> 01:05:45,965 Sure, yeah. 975 01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:47,720 Who did that to you? 976 01:05:49,887 --> 01:05:52,098 Could have been anybody, I guess. 977 01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:53,726 Yes. 978 01:05:53,892 --> 01:05:56,312 I'm sort of hoping it was Lesley. 979 01:05:57,104 --> 01:05:58,894 It wasn't Lesley. 980 01:06:02,526 --> 01:06:03,946 Oh, my God. 981 01:06:04,111 --> 01:06:06,321 - Are you fucking kidding me? - No. 982 01:06:08,323 --> 01:06:09,863 Jesus Christ! 983 01:06:11,076 --> 01:06:13,076 I think maybe I deserved it. 984 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,490 Fuck. 985 01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:19,503 Fuck. 986 01:06:20,919 --> 01:06:22,499 Tell me something. 987 01:06:22,921 --> 01:06:27,551 What is the worst thing that he did to you? Seriously. 988 01:06:27,968 --> 01:06:29,768 He was never around. 989 01:06:30,137 --> 01:06:33,767 Yeah? I mean, so what? That was it? 990 01:06:33,932 --> 01:06:37,772 No. It was how he tried to make up for it... 991 01:06:38,061 --> 01:06:42,061 ...by constantly trying to convince me that I was special. 992 01:06:50,157 --> 01:06:51,907 Okay. Look. 993 01:06:52,951 --> 01:06:54,111 Look at me. 994 01:06:55,329 --> 01:06:56,919 He was right, though. 995 01:06:57,748 --> 01:07:00,548 - About what? - About your being special. 996 01:07:02,127 --> 01:07:04,547 You've been hanging around here... 997 01:07:05,005 --> 01:07:09,385 ...trying to make yourself invisible behind this fragile little fuck-up routine... 998 01:07:09,801 --> 01:07:10,971 ...but you can't. 999 01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:14,185 You're anything but invisible. You're big. 1000 01:07:15,390 --> 01:07:16,970 You're kind of a great mess. 1001 01:07:17,392 --> 01:07:20,812 It's like a candle burning at both ends, but it's beautiful. 1002 01:07:22,022 --> 01:07:25,812 No amount of booze or weed or attitude is going to hide that. 1003 01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:35,955 I'm glad you're an actor and not a writer, 'cause that was, like... 1004 01:07:37,579 --> 01:07:38,989 ...oprah... 1005 01:07:40,165 --> 01:07:41,585 ...hallmark... 1006 01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:43,911 ...r. Kelly bad. 1007 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:45,370 Yeah, well, I wasn't... 1008 01:08:09,027 --> 01:08:10,027 truth or dare? 1009 01:08:10,862 --> 01:08:13,072 - Truth. - No. 1010 01:08:17,411 --> 01:08:19,621 - Truth. - No. 1011 01:08:22,624 --> 01:08:24,044 Truth or dare? 1012 01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:47,690 Do you have any idea where you're going? 1013 01:08:48,025 --> 01:08:49,615 Absolutely not. 1014 01:08:58,869 --> 01:09:00,459 How do you do it? 1015 01:09:01,455 --> 01:09:02,875 Do what? 1016 01:09:02,956 --> 01:09:07,796 Go out there every single night and pretend to be somebody else in front of all those people? 1017 01:09:08,295 --> 01:09:11,095 I don't pretend out there. I told you. 1018 01:09:11,506 --> 01:09:14,926 I pretend just about every place else, but not out there. 1019 01:09:15,927 --> 01:09:17,097 That's a shame. 1020 01:09:19,139 --> 01:09:20,729 What are we doing here? 1021 01:09:21,725 --> 01:09:23,145 What do you mean? 1022 01:09:24,144 --> 01:09:26,314 I mean, what are we doing here? 1023 01:09:35,530 --> 01:09:39,700 By the time we got to the hospital, the kid was dead. 1024 01:09:40,118 --> 01:09:43,918 So we took the old couple up to the O.R. 1025 01:09:44,081 --> 01:09:47,121 We worked like hell on them... 1026 01:09:47,709 --> 01:09:49,919 ...through most of the night. 1027 01:09:50,962 --> 01:09:55,552 The husband, the old man, was depressed for the longest time. 1028 01:09:55,967 --> 01:09:59,557 Even after I told him the wife would pull through, he was still depressed. 1029 01:09:59,971 --> 01:10:04,561 So I went up to the mouth hole and I asked him. 1030 01:10:06,353 --> 01:10:10,353 And he told me it was because he couldn't see her... 1031 01:10:10,774 --> 01:10:13,154 ...the wife, through the eye holes. 1032 01:10:13,485 --> 01:10:17,786 Can you imagine? I'm telling you, this guy's heart was breaking... 1033 01:10:18,199 --> 01:10:23,169 ...because he couldn't turn his goddamn head to see his goddamn wife. 1034 01:10:23,746 --> 01:10:24,746 So... 1035 01:10:25,123 --> 01:10:29,123 ...I guess the question we should ask ourselves is... 1036 01:10:30,169 --> 01:10:33,759 ...what do we talk about when we talk about love? 1037 01:10:45,810 --> 01:10:48,610 Mel and I had been together five years... 1038 01:10:48,938 --> 01:10:53,318 ...and I don't know how many times I've heard "I love you," but it wasn't until that night... 1039 01:10:53,609 --> 01:10:57,239 The blood rig should be good now. Be ready to go in two minutes. 1040 01:10:57,613 --> 01:10:59,193 That was amazing! 1041 01:10:59,532 --> 01:11:01,152 Yeah, good, right? 1042 01:11:04,162 --> 01:11:05,572 It's actually going well. 1043 01:11:05,997 --> 01:11:07,207 Yeah. 1044 01:11:10,710 --> 01:11:13,300 - I think we need to talk. - No, no. 1045 01:11:13,838 --> 01:11:15,428 Yeah, I guess you're right... 1046 01:11:15,757 --> 01:11:20,347 ...but we will eventually, because that's the only way I'll get a chance to say I'm sorry. 1047 01:11:20,845 --> 01:11:22,635 I really am sorry. 1048 01:11:23,639 --> 01:11:25,229 We'd have made great parents. 1049 01:11:25,558 --> 01:11:28,148 - Horrible. We'd have been... - ...Awful. We'd have raised... 1050 01:11:28,436 --> 01:11:30,856 - ...a serial killer. - Or Justin bieber. 1051 01:11:33,441 --> 01:11:35,441 I really wanted to be a mom. 1052 01:11:36,235 --> 01:11:38,865 But my body doesn't seem to agree. 1053 01:11:44,744 --> 01:11:48,744 When I imagined myself on Broadway, I never saw the dancing reindeer. 1054 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:50,210 Nice touch. 1055 01:11:56,297 --> 01:11:59,467 In the days before Nick's depression started to eat away at him... 1056 01:11:59,801 --> 01:12:01,671 ...he had no idea I was pregnant... 1057 01:12:02,470 --> 01:12:04,690 ...and I never intended to tell him. 1058 01:12:05,306 --> 01:12:08,896 I guess we make choices in life, and we choose to live with them. 1059 01:12:09,310 --> 01:12:10,470 Or not. 1060 01:12:11,312 --> 01:12:12,892 I didn't want that baby. 1061 01:12:13,398 --> 01:12:18,278 Not because I didn't love Nick, and not because I didn't love the idea of it, but because... 1062 01:12:19,487 --> 01:12:22,327 ...I just wasn't ready to love myself. 1063 01:12:23,908 --> 01:12:26,208 There's a distance to it all now. 1064 01:12:27,578 --> 01:12:30,208 Hey, Jimmy, you got a smoke? 1065 01:13:27,347 --> 01:13:29,397 Jimmy! Jimmy! 1066 01:13:29,557 --> 01:13:30,557 Jimmy!! 1067 01:13:36,773 --> 01:13:38,193 Shit! 1068 01:13:39,567 --> 01:13:40,777 Fuck! 1069 01:13:46,991 --> 01:13:48,401 Fuck. 1070 01:13:57,543 --> 01:14:01,383 Hey, aren't you riggan thomson? Holy shit, let me get an autograph. 1071 01:14:01,589 --> 01:14:03,599 Don't be a dick. Give me an autograph. 1072 01:14:04,342 --> 01:14:05,342 Dude, you rock! 1073 01:14:05,593 --> 01:14:07,013 Birdman! 1074 01:14:07,595 --> 01:14:09,015 Oh, shit! 1075 01:14:15,436 --> 01:14:17,396 Oh, my God! You know who that is? 1076 01:14:19,023 --> 01:14:21,023 Oh, can we take one picture! 1077 01:14:21,442 --> 01:14:24,022 Just one picture! Kids, get next to him! 1078 01:14:24,445 --> 01:14:25,615 You suck! 1079 01:14:26,030 --> 01:14:27,610 You suuuuck!! 1080 01:14:29,242 --> 01:14:30,992 Hey, birdman! 1081 01:14:38,584 --> 01:14:40,415 Riggan, I'm missing him. 1082 01:14:40,587 --> 01:14:43,587 It's the bird-fucking-man! Hey, come look at this guy! 1083 01:14:44,049 --> 01:14:47,639 Birdman! Hey, birdman, whooo, look at that! 1084 01:14:54,977 --> 01:14:56,357 Where you going, man? 1085 01:14:56,645 --> 01:14:58,855 You look so old in person. 1086 01:14:59,273 --> 01:15:00,643 Fuck you! 1087 01:15:04,278 --> 01:15:07,078 Sir! Sir! Where are you going? 1088 01:15:07,406 --> 01:15:10,076 Sir! Where are you...? Sir! 1089 01:15:10,492 --> 01:15:14,452 - What are you doing? - Waiting for Jake. This is my attorney, Mr. roth. 1090 01:15:14,538 --> 01:15:17,418 We're pursuing financial remunerations for the injuries... 1091 01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:19,170 I got a play to do! 1092 01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:21,050 Sir, you can't go in there! 1093 01:15:21,462 --> 01:15:24,252 Actors equity is a very strong union, sir! 1094 01:15:34,683 --> 01:15:38,513 Knock, knock, knock! Terri! Terri! 1095 01:15:38,687 --> 01:15:39,897 Ed? 1096 01:15:41,815 --> 01:15:43,235 What are you doing here? 1097 01:15:43,442 --> 01:15:46,022 Why?! I just need you to tell me why? 1098 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,910 Take it easy, ed. I know this is hard. 1099 01:15:48,238 --> 01:15:49,828 Shut up! Fuck you! Shut up! 1100 01:15:50,115 --> 01:15:51,115 Shut up! 1101 01:15:51,450 --> 01:15:52,910 Eddie, please! 1102 01:15:56,497 --> 01:15:58,287 What's wrong with me?! 1103 01:15:59,667 --> 01:16:03,507 Why do I always... Beg people to love me? 1104 01:16:03,671 --> 01:16:07,471 Eddie, please, just... Just give me the gun. 1105 01:16:09,551 --> 01:16:11,551 I just wanted to be what you wanted. 1106 01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:15,140 Now I spend every fucking day... 1107 01:16:15,557 --> 01:16:17,557 ...trying to be somebody I'm not! 1108 01:16:17,643 --> 01:16:20,063 Put the gun down. She doesn't love you! 1109 01:16:20,729 --> 01:16:21,729 Eddie. 1110 01:16:22,147 --> 01:16:24,947 Look at me. I was drowning. 1111 01:16:25,567 --> 01:16:28,157 I'm just not capable of that kind of... 1112 01:16:28,946 --> 01:16:31,736 you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do. 1113 01:16:32,157 --> 01:16:34,157 I just wanted to be what you wanted. 1114 01:16:34,535 --> 01:16:36,915 Mr. roth? Okay, don't leave, please. 1115 01:16:37,329 --> 01:16:39,129 Is that a threat? What wheelchair? 1116 01:16:39,540 --> 01:16:42,340 Okay, Mr. roth, please hear me out. Will you? 1117 01:16:42,418 --> 01:16:44,838 Don't hang up. Don't hang up. 1118 01:16:45,129 --> 01:16:49,719 Give me 10 minutes to grab my things, give me 10 minutes and we can... don't hang up. 1119 01:16:50,384 --> 01:16:52,764 Goddamn it! The motherfucker hung up! 1120 01:17:42,227 --> 01:17:43,227 Dad. 1121 01:17:45,230 --> 01:17:46,650 Dad! 1122 01:17:47,441 --> 01:17:49,821 - Are you... Okay? - Why? 1123 01:17:50,611 --> 01:17:52,831 You seem sort of.... 1124 01:17:53,113 --> 01:17:55,233 No, I'm good, I'm good. 1125 01:17:55,532 --> 01:17:57,532 This is good. You want some? 1126 01:17:57,618 --> 01:17:58,828 No. 1127 01:18:00,579 --> 01:18:03,999 Do you really think you'll be ready for opening tomorrow? 1128 01:18:04,416 --> 01:18:05,586 Yeah. Yep. 1129 01:18:07,419 --> 01:18:09,629 Yeah, well, I mean... 1130 01:18:10,047 --> 01:18:14,637 ...previews were pretty much a train wreck. We can't seem to get through a performance... 1131 01:18:15,469 --> 01:18:19,639 ...without a raging fire or a raging hard-on. I'm broke. 1132 01:18:20,057 --> 01:18:22,857 I'm not sleeping, like, you know... At all. 1133 01:18:23,268 --> 01:18:27,858 And, uh, this play is kind of starting to feel like... 1134 01:18:28,273 --> 01:18:32,483 ...a miniature, deformed version of myself that just keeps... 1135 01:18:32,653 --> 01:18:34,653 ...following me around and, like... 1136 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:39,290 ...hitting me in the balls with, like, a tiny little hammer. 1137 01:18:41,286 --> 01:18:42,826 I'm sorry, what was the question? 1138 01:18:43,247 --> 01:18:44,667 Never mind. 1139 01:18:45,124 --> 01:18:46,704 Tonight wasn't bad. 1140 01:18:47,459 --> 01:18:49,629 - I know. - It was weird, but it was kind of cool. 1141 01:18:50,045 --> 01:18:52,675 - Yeah, really? - Yeah, I think people liked it. 1142 01:18:53,674 --> 01:18:55,884 What are you doing? Homework? 1143 01:18:56,301 --> 01:18:57,711 No, I don't... 1144 01:18:57,886 --> 01:19:00,886 no, um... when I was in rehab, they made us do this. 1145 01:19:01,181 --> 01:19:02,382 Really? What is it? 1146 01:19:02,726 --> 01:19:07,726 These dashes represent the six billion years that the earth has been around. 1147 01:19:07,981 --> 01:19:11,111 So, each dash represents a thousand years. 1148 01:19:11,401 --> 01:19:15,831 And this... Is how long humans have been here. 1149 01:19:16,740 --> 01:19:18,740 150,000 years. 1150 01:19:19,743 --> 01:19:23,863 I think they're trying to remind us that that's all our ego and self-obsession are worth. 1151 01:19:28,710 --> 01:19:30,670 I was a shitty father, wasn't I? 1152 01:19:32,297 --> 01:19:33,677 No, you were.... 1153 01:19:36,343 --> 01:19:37,713 You were fine. 1154 01:19:39,137 --> 01:19:41,767 That's right, I was... I was just fine. 1155 01:19:45,143 --> 01:19:46,553 I can't.... 1156 01:19:46,853 --> 01:19:47,853 Dad? 1157 01:19:48,772 --> 01:19:50,362 Oh, shoot. I'm sorry. 1158 01:19:50,648 --> 01:19:53,818 You just wiped out the entire human race. 1159 01:19:54,778 --> 01:19:57,158 There it goes. I'm sorry. 1160 01:20:00,659 --> 01:20:03,249 You're becoming a trending topic. 1161 01:20:03,578 --> 01:20:04,668 Really? 1162 01:20:06,122 --> 01:20:09,542 I should probably tell you about this before anybody else does. 1163 01:20:12,921 --> 01:20:16,761 350,000 views in less than an hour. 1164 01:20:18,593 --> 01:20:19,803 Fuck. 1165 01:20:22,180 --> 01:20:24,980 Believe or not, this is power. 1166 01:20:29,813 --> 01:20:31,603 Hey, look, it's riggan thomson! 1167 01:20:31,773 --> 01:20:33,603 Look at that! 1168 01:20:33,775 --> 01:20:36,905 One million, three hundred thousand hits in the last 2 hours. 1169 01:20:36,987 --> 01:20:38,777 That's birdman actor riggan thomson. 1170 01:20:39,072 --> 01:20:40,702 Give me another one. 1171 01:20:41,408 --> 01:20:42,498 You got it. 1172 01:20:42,826 --> 01:20:43,996 That takes a lot of balls. 1173 01:20:44,285 --> 01:20:46,075 - Or not. - Ouch! 1174 01:20:46,413 --> 01:20:48,453 What do you have to do to get a job these days? 1175 01:20:48,790 --> 01:20:50,960 Why must actors have to resort to this? 1176 01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,590 That's going over to Ms. Dickinson. 1177 01:20:54,754 --> 01:20:56,794 Give me a minute. 1178 01:21:01,011 --> 01:21:04,641 Hey, that's on me. She's a friend of mine. 1179 01:21:05,015 --> 01:21:06,845 Okay. No problem. 1180 01:21:07,017 --> 01:21:08,227 Thank you. 1181 01:21:19,612 --> 01:21:20,772 That was... 1182 01:21:21,197 --> 01:21:24,197 ...twenty years before I put on that goddamn outfit. 1183 01:21:24,534 --> 01:21:25,904 I don't care. 1184 01:21:28,371 --> 01:21:30,381 Okay. I was just.... 1185 01:21:31,750 --> 01:21:33,960 You know, before you come tomorrow night. 1186 01:21:34,294 --> 01:21:35,754 It doesn't matter. 1187 01:21:39,424 --> 01:21:41,634 I'm going to destroy your play. 1188 01:21:42,844 --> 01:21:46,224 But you didn't even see it. Did I do something to offend you? 1189 01:21:46,556 --> 01:21:48,136 Actually, you did. 1190 01:21:48,433 --> 01:21:52,763 You occupied a theater which might have been used on something worthwhile. 1191 01:21:54,022 --> 01:21:58,242 Okay. But you don't even know if it's any good or not. 1192 01:21:58,652 --> 01:22:02,872 That's true. I haven't read a word of it, or even seen a preview... 1193 01:22:03,031 --> 01:22:04,541 ...but after the opening tomorrow, 1194 01:22:04,616 --> 01:22:08,036 I'm going to turn in the worst review anybody has ever read. 1195 01:22:08,828 --> 01:22:10,788 And I'm going to close your play. 1196 01:22:11,623 --> 01:22:13,203 Would you like to know why? 1197 01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:17,833 Because I hate you, and everyone you represent. 1198 01:22:18,213 --> 01:22:21,793 Entitled, selfish, spoiled children. 1199 01:22:22,884 --> 01:22:26,464 Blissfully untrained, unversed and unprepared... 1200 01:22:26,888 --> 01:22:28,888 ...to even attempt real art. 1201 01:22:29,057 --> 01:22:32,857 Handing each other awards for cartoons and pornography. 1202 01:22:33,186 --> 01:22:35,856 Measuring your worth in weekends? 1203 01:22:36,481 --> 01:22:38,071 Well, this is the theater. 1204 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:41,860 You don't get to come here and pretend you can write, direct and act... 1205 01:22:42,195 --> 01:22:45,985 ...in your own propaganda piece without coming through me first. 1206 01:22:47,075 --> 01:22:48,945 So break a leg. 1207 01:22:51,329 --> 01:22:56,299 Wow. So what has to happen in a person's life for them to become a critic, anyway? 1208 01:22:57,085 --> 01:22:58,875 What are you writing, a review? 1209 01:22:59,295 --> 01:23:00,875 Is it any good? 1210 01:23:01,297 --> 01:23:04,717 Is it bad? Did you even see it? Let me read it. 1211 01:23:05,051 --> 01:23:08,641 - I will call the police. - No, you won't. Let's read your fucking review. 1212 01:23:08,972 --> 01:23:11,352 "Callow." Callow is a label. 1213 01:23:12,142 --> 01:23:14,362 "Lackluster." That's just a label. 1214 01:23:14,769 --> 01:23:19,569 "Marginalia"? Are you kidding me? It sounds like you need penicillin to clear that up. 1215 01:23:19,983 --> 01:23:23,353 That's a label, too. These are all labels. You just label everything. 1216 01:23:23,778 --> 01:23:27,949 That's so fucking lazy. You're a lazy fucker. 1217 01:23:28,367 --> 01:23:29,577 You're a lazy... 1218 01:23:29,994 --> 01:23:32,994 do you know what this is? Do you even know what it is? 1219 01:23:34,999 --> 01:23:38,999 Because you can't see this thing if you don't know how to label it. 1220 01:23:39,337 --> 01:23:43,217 You mistake those noises in your head for true knowledge. 1221 01:23:43,591 --> 01:23:45,091 - Are you finished? - No. 1222 01:23:45,176 --> 01:23:47,966 There's nothing in here about technique, about structure... 1223 01:23:48,262 --> 01:23:51,682 ...about intention. It's just a bunch of crappy opinions... 1224 01:23:52,016 --> 01:23:55,016 ...backed up by even crappier comparisons. 1225 01:23:55,186 --> 01:23:58,016 You write a couple paragraphs, and you know what? 1226 01:23:58,064 --> 01:24:01,184 None of this costs you fucking anything. 1227 01:24:02,026 --> 01:24:05,026 You risk nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing! 1228 01:24:05,196 --> 01:24:07,196 Well, I'm a fucking actor. 1229 01:24:10,826 --> 01:24:12,996 This play cost me everything. 1230 01:24:15,039 --> 01:24:17,959 So I'll tell you what. You take this fucking... 1231 01:24:18,376 --> 01:24:20,796 ...malicious, cowardly... 1232 01:24:20,961 --> 01:24:25,381 ...shittily written review and you shove it right the fuck up... 1233 01:24:25,841 --> 01:24:29,431 ...your wrinkly... Tight ass. 1234 01:24:34,433 --> 01:24:38,433 You're no actor, you're a celebrity. Let's be clear on that. 1235 01:24:44,860 --> 01:24:46,860 I'm going to kill your play. 1236 01:25:19,270 --> 01:25:21,110 Tomorrow... 1237 01:25:21,897 --> 01:25:24,687 ...and tomorrow... 1238 01:25:25,693 --> 01:25:27,493 ...and tomorrow, 1239 01:25:29,113 --> 01:25:31,703 creeps in this... 1240 01:25:33,909 --> 01:25:36,119 ...petty pace... 1241 01:25:36,912 --> 01:25:39,082 ...from day to day... 1242 01:25:40,875 --> 01:25:43,875 ...to the last... Syllable... 1243 01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:48,050 ...of recorded time; 1244 01:25:50,134 --> 01:25:51,504 and... 1245 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:56,520 ...all of our yesterdays... 1246 01:25:58,309 --> 01:26:00,149 ...have lighted... 1247 01:26:01,103 --> 01:26:02,933 ...fools... 1248 01:26:05,316 --> 01:26:07,146 A pint of whiskey, please. 1249 01:26:07,193 --> 01:26:09,413 ...the way to dusty death. 1250 01:26:10,112 --> 01:26:13,162 Out... Out.... 1251 01:26:14,533 --> 01:26:16,113 $6.50, my friend. 1252 01:26:16,535 --> 01:26:17,955 $6.50. 1253 01:26:19,955 --> 01:26:22,495 Here... I don't know what that is, just take it. 1254 01:26:23,501 --> 01:26:24,711 But your... 1255 01:26:25,294 --> 01:26:28,124 Life is but a walking shadow, 1256 01:26:29,965 --> 01:26:31,545 a poor... 1257 01:26:32,134 --> 01:26:33,544 ...player... 1258 01:26:34,762 --> 01:26:39,352 ...that struts and frets his hour upon the stage... 1259 01:26:40,184 --> 01:26:41,974 ...and then is heard... 1260 01:26:43,187 --> 01:26:44,567 ...no more! 1261 01:26:45,189 --> 01:26:46,779 It is a tale... 1262 01:26:47,149 --> 01:26:50,989 ...told by an idiot... 1263 01:26:52,154 --> 01:26:55,194 ...full of sound and fury... 1264 01:26:56,200 --> 01:27:00,210 ...signifying nothing! 1265 01:27:03,541 --> 01:27:06,171 Where you going, man? Was that too much? 1266 01:27:06,544 --> 01:27:08,544 I was just trying to give you a range. 1267 01:27:08,838 --> 01:27:12,838 It's a little bit too much. I can tell, because you... I just want to give you a range. 1268 01:27:13,217 --> 01:27:16,387 That was a little too much. It was a little too much. 1269 01:28:10,233 --> 01:28:14,073 God, you look like shit, brother. 1270 01:28:14,446 --> 01:28:18,076 You get that mongoloid look when you're hung over. 1271 01:28:20,869 --> 01:28:23,289 Let's go. Come on. Get up. 1272 01:28:23,664 --> 01:28:25,464 It's a beautiful day. 1273 01:28:26,041 --> 01:28:30,251 Forget about the times... Everyone else has. 1274 01:28:30,837 --> 01:28:32,837 Come on. Stand up! 1275 01:28:34,257 --> 01:28:39,047 So you're not a great actor. Who cares? You're much more than that. 1276 01:28:39,262 --> 01:28:43,102 You tower over these other theater douchebags. 1277 01:28:43,266 --> 01:28:45,096 You're a movie star, man! 1278 01:28:45,185 --> 01:28:48,105 You're a global force! Don't you get it? 1279 01:28:48,188 --> 01:28:52,608 You spent your life building a bank account and a reputation... and you blew 'em both. 1280 01:28:52,901 --> 01:28:54,031 Good for you. 1281 01:28:54,319 --> 01:28:59,329 Fuck it. We'll make a comeback. They're waiting for something huge. Well, give it to them. 1282 01:28:59,616 --> 01:29:03,036 Shave off that pathetic goatee. Get some surgery! 1283 01:29:03,328 --> 01:29:05,498 Sixty's the new thirty, motherfucker. 1284 01:29:05,831 --> 01:29:09,591 You're the original. You paved the way for these other clowns. 1285 01:29:09,876 --> 01:29:13,256 Give the people what they want... old-fashioned apocalyptic porn. 1286 01:29:13,588 --> 01:29:15,588 Birdman: The Phoenix rises. 1287 01:29:15,882 --> 01:29:18,092 Pimple-faced gamers creaming in their pants. 1288 01:29:18,218 --> 01:29:23,058 A billion worldwide, guaranteed! You are larger than life, man. 1289 01:29:23,348 --> 01:29:26,348 You save people from their boring, miserable lives. 1290 01:29:26,518 --> 01:29:29,308 You make them jump, laugh, shit their pants. 1291 01:29:29,646 --> 01:29:31,646 All you have to do is... 1292 01:29:42,367 --> 01:29:44,747 that's what I'm talking about. 1293 01:29:45,162 --> 01:29:47,752 Bones rattling! Big, loud, fast! 1294 01:29:48,165 --> 01:29:51,285 Look at these people, at their eyes... they're sparkling. 1295 01:29:51,585 --> 01:29:55,005 They love this shit. They love blood. They love action. 1296 01:29:55,339 --> 01:29:59,929 Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit. 1297 01:30:07,559 --> 01:30:08,979 Yes. 1298 01:30:09,394 --> 01:30:11,974 And the next time you screech... 1299 01:30:13,357 --> 01:30:16,987 ...it'll explode into millions of eardrums. 1300 01:30:17,361 --> 01:30:21,571 You'll glimmer on thousands of screens around the globe. 1301 01:30:21,990 --> 01:30:24,410 Another blockbuster. 1302 01:30:25,202 --> 01:30:27,372 You are a God. 1303 01:30:27,996 --> 01:30:31,376 See? There you go, you motherfucker. 1304 01:30:31,541 --> 01:30:33,961 Gravity doesn't even apply to you. 1305 01:30:34,252 --> 01:30:37,972 Wait till you see the faces of those who thought we were finished. 1306 01:30:38,256 --> 01:30:42,426 Listen to me. Let's go back one more time and show them what we're capable of. 1307 01:30:42,803 --> 01:30:47,393 We have to end it on our own terms... With a grand gesture. 1308 01:30:47,683 --> 01:30:50,523 Flames. Sacrifice. 1309 01:30:51,228 --> 01:30:52,438 Icarus. 1310 01:30:53,021 --> 01:30:54,611 You can do it. 1311 01:30:55,023 --> 01:30:56,443 You hear me? 1312 01:30:56,817 --> 01:30:57,817 You are... 1313 01:30:58,026 --> 01:30:59,396 birdman! 1314 01:31:03,824 --> 01:31:07,834 Hey! Is this for real, or are you shooting a film? 1315 01:31:09,454 --> 01:31:11,034 A film! 1316 01:31:11,415 --> 01:31:13,995 You people are full of shit! 1317 01:31:15,419 --> 01:31:17,379 Hey, man, can I help you? 1318 01:31:18,588 --> 01:31:19,668 Be careful. 1319 01:31:20,007 --> 01:31:22,377 Sorry, I can't talk. I'm late. 1320 01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:24,430 Music. 1321 01:31:28,849 --> 01:31:30,269 You okay, man? 1322 01:31:32,269 --> 01:31:34,269 You want me to call somebody for you? 1323 01:31:36,273 --> 01:31:37,653 Do you know where to go? 1324 01:31:41,653 --> 01:31:42,743 Yeah. 1325 01:31:43,655 --> 01:31:45,065 I know where to go. 1326 01:32:31,079 --> 01:32:32,499 You see? 1327 01:32:33,456 --> 01:32:35,786 This is where you belong. 1328 01:32:39,629 --> 01:32:41,459 Above them all. 1329 01:33:43,526 --> 01:33:46,566 - Stop the music. - I beg your pardon? 1330 01:33:46,946 --> 01:33:48,946 Sir, you did not pay me! 1331 01:33:49,365 --> 01:33:52,735 What are you doing? Where are you going? 1332 01:33:53,161 --> 01:33:55,961 This guy didn't pay me. He's fucking crazy! 1333 01:34:30,740 --> 01:34:32,990 - Not a bad first act, huh? - Not bad at all. 1334 01:34:33,326 --> 01:34:34,536 It's going really well. 1335 01:34:34,577 --> 01:34:36,787 I didn't think he could do Broadway. 1336 01:34:37,413 --> 01:34:38,653 I never would have expected it. 1337 01:34:38,790 --> 01:34:40,210 If the 2nd act is half as good.... 1338 01:34:40,625 --> 01:34:41,965 It's pretty glorious. 1339 01:34:42,168 --> 01:34:44,368 What do we talk about when we talk about riggan thomson? 1340 01:34:44,379 --> 01:34:45,539 How long is the intermission? 1341 01:34:45,713 --> 01:34:47,173 Birdman can act. 1342 01:35:09,612 --> 01:35:14,782 It's going great out there. You're so good. I mean it. I really mean it. 1343 01:35:14,826 --> 01:35:17,826 Places for the final scene, riggan. 1344 01:35:18,162 --> 01:35:21,042 - Do you need to...? - No, it's fine. Just sit here for a second. 1345 01:35:21,374 --> 01:35:23,384 Look at all these roses. 1346 01:35:23,626 --> 01:35:25,996 - I hate roses. - And you hate roses. 1347 01:35:28,006 --> 01:35:30,216 Are you okay? You seem.... 1348 01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:34,220 I don't know, you seem abnormally calm. 1349 01:35:36,264 --> 01:35:37,644 I am calm. 1350 01:35:38,641 --> 01:35:40,681 I'm great, actually. 1351 01:35:44,188 --> 01:35:48,608 I got this little voice... Talks to me sometimes. 1352 01:35:48,860 --> 01:35:50,690 Tells me the truth. 1353 01:35:50,862 --> 01:35:52,282 It's comforting. 1354 01:35:52,655 --> 01:35:54,655 Kind of scary, but it is comforting. 1355 01:35:55,283 --> 01:35:58,493 - I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you say that. - Okay. 1356 01:35:58,870 --> 01:36:03,670 You wouldn't believe the crowd outside. They said some people paid up to $500 a ticket. 1357 01:36:04,292 --> 01:36:05,462 Really? 1358 01:36:09,255 --> 01:36:11,045 Can I tell you something funny? 1359 01:36:12,759 --> 01:36:14,839 Remember our last anniversary party? 1360 01:36:14,886 --> 01:36:18,506 - Seriously? You want to ruin a nice moment? - Do you remember? 1361 01:36:18,848 --> 01:36:22,228 - You fucked Janet rossbach in our bed. - Skip over that part. 1362 01:36:22,518 --> 01:36:23,518 Gladly. 1363 01:36:23,686 --> 01:36:28,106 You threw all the guests out of the house and you threw all the furniture out the window. 1364 01:36:28,441 --> 01:36:30,241 - I remember. - Locked yourself in the bathroom. 1365 01:36:30,318 --> 01:36:31,898 Why are we talking about...? 1366 01:36:32,236 --> 01:36:33,646 I drove out to... 1367 01:36:34,030 --> 01:36:35,450 ...Malibu. 1368 01:36:36,325 --> 01:36:40,125 I just sat on the beach for a while, looking out at the ocean. 1369 01:36:40,454 --> 01:36:41,454 Riggan. 1370 01:36:41,747 --> 01:36:43,327 And I walked... 1371 01:36:43,749 --> 01:36:45,539 ...straight into the water. 1372 01:36:50,506 --> 01:36:52,516 And then I tried to drown myself. 1373 01:36:57,763 --> 01:37:00,143 I was up to my chest when I felt the first one. 1374 01:37:00,557 --> 01:37:05,137 On my back, it was like somebody was holding a frying pan to me and really burning. 1375 01:37:05,479 --> 01:37:08,859 And then they were on my chest and all over my legs. 1376 01:37:09,733 --> 01:37:12,403 The water was full of jellyfish. 1377 01:37:14,822 --> 01:37:15,822 They were all over me. 1378 01:37:15,906 --> 01:37:19,826 I had to fight my way out of the water and went up to the beach. 1379 01:37:19,994 --> 01:37:23,624 I was rolling around like a maniac in the sand... 1380 01:37:24,289 --> 01:37:25,709 ...crying. 1381 01:37:27,209 --> 01:37:29,169 You said it was a sunburn. 1382 01:37:30,379 --> 01:37:33,379 I know. And you believed me. 1383 01:37:33,757 --> 01:37:35,967 To be honest, I didn't give a shit. 1384 01:37:44,643 --> 01:37:45,813 I love you. 1385 01:37:49,857 --> 01:37:52,017 - And I love Sam. - I know. 1386 01:37:55,821 --> 01:37:58,451 I really wish I hadn't videotaped her birth. 1387 01:37:58,866 --> 01:37:59,866 Why? 1388 01:38:00,242 --> 01:38:01,242 'Cause... 1389 01:38:02,453 --> 01:38:04,453 ...I missed the moment, really. 1390 01:38:04,872 --> 01:38:08,672 I don't have it. I should have just been there with the two of you. 1391 01:38:08,834 --> 01:38:12,844 You know... Just the three of us. 1392 01:38:16,008 --> 01:38:17,418 But I wasn't. 1393 01:38:17,718 --> 01:38:20,928 I wasn't even present in my own life, and now I don't have it... 1394 01:38:21,055 --> 01:38:22,895 ...and I'm never going to have it. 1395 01:38:23,057 --> 01:38:26,057 - You have Sam. - Not really, I don't. I mean, she's.... 1396 01:38:26,477 --> 01:38:28,267 No, she's just going through... 1397 01:38:28,687 --> 01:38:32,267 no, I get it, I understand. She needed to have a dad... 1398 01:38:32,566 --> 01:38:35,566 ...and instead she got this guy who was a... 1399 01:38:40,157 --> 01:38:42,157 There are things more pathetic than that. 1400 01:38:42,493 --> 01:38:44,873 - Yeah, like? - That moustache. 1401 01:38:50,292 --> 01:38:55,252 Riggan, we are in the motel. Last scene has started. You're not here. 1402 01:38:55,673 --> 01:38:57,673 Last chance for "places." 1403 01:38:58,133 --> 01:39:00,053 You better get back to your seat. 1404 01:39:20,572 --> 01:39:25,162 Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions. 1405 01:39:25,577 --> 01:39:28,577 Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions. 1406 01:39:28,998 --> 01:39:32,998 Twenty little leopards laughed at two lofty lions. 1407 01:40:04,450 --> 01:40:06,450 Break a leg, Mr. thomson. 1408 01:40:35,939 --> 01:40:37,769 Let me put the blood rig on. 1409 01:40:43,697 --> 01:40:45,107 Riggan! 1410 01:40:54,708 --> 01:40:55,918 Terri! 1411 01:40:56,293 --> 01:40:57,463 Terri! 1412 01:40:58,545 --> 01:41:00,096 Eddie! What are you doing here? 1413 01:41:00,131 --> 01:41:03,051 Why? I just want you to tell me why. 1414 01:41:03,343 --> 01:41:05,473 - Shut up! - Eddie, please! 1415 01:41:06,388 --> 01:41:07,968 What's the matter with me? 1416 01:41:08,306 --> 01:41:12,146 Tell me. Why do I always have to beg people to love me? 1417 01:41:12,310 --> 01:41:14,140 Eddie, please, give me the gun. 1418 01:41:14,312 --> 01:41:17,102 It was me. I was drowning. I'm just not capable of... 1419 01:41:17,524 --> 01:41:20,944 you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do. 1420 01:41:22,404 --> 01:41:26,114 I just wanted to be what you wanted. What you wanted. 1421 01:41:26,408 --> 01:41:30,828 Now I spend every fucking minute trying to be something else, something I'm not. 1422 01:41:31,162 --> 01:41:34,332 Just put the gun down, ed. She doesn't love you anymore. 1423 01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:38,540 You don't, do you? 1424 01:41:38,962 --> 01:41:41,092 - No. - And you never will. 1425 01:41:42,132 --> 01:41:43,302 I'm sorry. 1426 01:41:54,978 --> 01:41:56,138 I don't exist. 1427 01:41:59,983 --> 01:42:01,573 I'm not even here. 1428 01:42:02,986 --> 01:42:04,366 I'm not even here. 1429 01:42:05,030 --> 01:42:06,150 Bang! 1430 01:42:18,585 --> 01:42:19,585 Bang! 1431 01:44:13,491 --> 01:44:14,911 Is he up? 1432 01:44:15,243 --> 01:44:16,703 He just woke up. 1433 01:44:22,292 --> 01:44:24,332 I thought I lost you, buddy. 1434 01:44:25,920 --> 01:44:27,460 What the hell happened? 1435 01:44:28,465 --> 01:44:31,265 I was watching you onstage and all of a sudden... 1436 01:44:31,676 --> 01:44:34,896 ...you had that goofy look in your eye and you just... 1437 01:44:35,263 --> 01:44:36,783 What is wrong with you? He tried to... 1438 01:44:37,057 --> 01:44:41,277 I'm happy! He's alive! My best friend is alive! And... 1439 01:44:42,062 --> 01:44:43,852 ...he's the fucking man of the hour. 1440 01:44:44,147 --> 01:44:46,317 - What is that? - You have to be shitting me. 1441 01:44:46,941 --> 01:44:47,941 Read it. 1442 01:44:48,276 --> 01:44:51,366 I don't believe this. "The unexpected virtue of ignorance"? 1443 01:44:51,446 --> 01:44:52,446 Read it. 1444 01:44:52,947 --> 01:44:55,527 - "By Tabitha Dickinson." - Read it out loud! 1445 01:44:56,368 --> 01:45:01,158 "Thomson has unwittingly given birth to a new form, which can only be described as... 1446 01:45:01,247 --> 01:45:03,157 "...super-realism. 1447 01:45:03,249 --> 01:45:07,669 "Blood was spilled both literally and metaphorically by artist and audience alike. 1448 01:45:07,921 --> 01:45:09,341 "Real blood. 1449 01:45:09,422 --> 01:45:14,052 "The blood that has been sorely missing from the veins of American theater..." 1450 01:45:15,345 --> 01:45:17,345 You're happy about this? 1451 01:45:17,764 --> 01:45:19,724 Happy? I'm fucking euphoric! 1452 01:45:19,808 --> 01:45:22,368 This is the kind of review that turns people into living legends! 1453 01:45:22,686 --> 01:45:24,277 He shot the nose off his face! 1454 01:45:24,563 --> 01:45:28,983 He got a new nose! And if doesn't like that one, we'll get him a new one! 1455 01:45:29,360 --> 01:45:31,360 We'll use Meg Ryan's guy. Who cares? 1456 01:45:31,654 --> 01:45:35,244 They're lighting candles for him in central park. Turn on the TV. 1457 01:45:37,243 --> 01:45:38,243 ...A vigil for actor riggan thomson. 1458 01:45:38,577 --> 01:45:42,207 They're praying for him all over the country. He did it. You did it! 1459 01:45:43,207 --> 01:45:46,427 I've been reborn, brother. And I can see the future. 1460 01:45:46,585 --> 01:45:50,635 This play is going to last forever. It's going to open in London, Paris. 1461 01:45:50,965 --> 01:45:53,635 The studio will call, we're going to get book deals... you'll see. 1462 01:45:57,596 --> 01:46:00,806 How about that, huh? Did you see that coming? 1463 01:46:02,018 --> 01:46:03,608 Why aren't you saying anything? 1464 01:46:04,603 --> 01:46:06,393 This is what you wanted, wasn't it? 1465 01:46:07,023 --> 01:46:08,813 Riggan, this is what you wanted. 1466 01:46:11,027 --> 01:46:12,237 Yeah. 1467 01:46:12,445 --> 01:46:14,365 Yeah, this is what I wanted. 1468 01:46:14,405 --> 01:46:19,415 Okay, listen. You're going to get hit with a "brandishing a weapon" charge. 1469 01:46:19,702 --> 01:46:22,332 If anybody talks to you about it, it was an accident. 1470 01:46:22,413 --> 01:46:24,253 Is that what this was? 1471 01:46:25,249 --> 01:46:27,249 - An accident? - An accident. 1472 01:46:27,918 --> 01:46:29,238 Did you intend to shoot yourself! 1473 01:46:29,253 --> 01:46:33,423 You motherfuckers, this is a hospital! Get the fuck out of here! 1474 01:46:33,591 --> 01:46:35,801 This is a hospital! 1475 01:46:36,427 --> 01:46:39,017 Get the fuck out, you assholes! 1476 01:46:39,472 --> 01:46:44,472 Out! This is a personal matter! A personal matter! 1477 01:46:46,145 --> 01:46:50,945 Hey, Sam! What did you feel like the night your father tried to kill himself? 1478 01:47:17,843 --> 01:47:19,263 Lilacs. 1479 01:47:27,687 --> 01:47:29,527 Are you laughing? 1480 01:47:29,689 --> 01:47:31,099 What's so funny? 1481 01:47:32,692 --> 01:47:34,522 I can't smell them. 1482 01:47:40,908 --> 01:47:43,698 - What are you doing? - Posting a photo of you on your Twitter page. 1483 01:47:43,995 --> 01:47:47,125 - I have a Twitter page? - Yeah, I set it up today. 1484 01:47:47,581 --> 01:47:50,541 - Let me see. - No way. You look hideous. 1485 01:47:50,584 --> 01:47:54,214 - Wow, thank you. I appreciate it. - I'm just kidding. 1486 01:47:54,547 --> 01:47:56,887 No, I'm actually not. You do look hideous. 1487 01:47:58,300 --> 01:48:01,510 You got 80,000 followers in less than a day. 1488 01:48:01,679 --> 01:48:04,089 - Really? - I'm going to scare the shit out of them. 1489 01:48:04,557 --> 01:48:06,517 - Let me look at it. - It's done. 1490 01:48:10,938 --> 01:48:13,518 I'm going to get a vase for the flowers. 1491 01:50:14,646 --> 01:50:17,066 Bye-bye... And fuck you. 1492 01:51:45,362 --> 01:51:46,362 Dad? 1493 01:51:48,365 --> 01:51:49,575 Dad? 1494 01:51:51,159 --> 01:51:52,239 Dad? 113861