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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:41,860 It's Morning in America, and I'm having myself one lucky day. 3 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:46,900 Ah! Ah! Oh! Ah! 4 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:56,820 (glass shattering) 5 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,699 Forgot to feed the plants. 6 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:27,700 Maybe it's you who needs a feeding. 7 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:30,859 The engine is running now. 8 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:35,619 You're built like a shit brick house. 9 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:40,620 I'm riding you... riding you like a... like a... 10 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:45,820 Oh! 11 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:52,059 Ride 'em, cowboy! ...Oh, doggie! 12 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:56,179 Oh yeah! 13 00:01:56,180 --> 00:01:57,179 (gunshots) 14 00:01:57,180 --> 00:02:02,180 Yee-haw! ...Ride "em, cowboy! 15 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:09,780 (gunshots) 16 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:14,940 Oh! 17 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:20,180 Yes! 18 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:36,660 (giggles) 19 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:46,020 Touchdown! 20 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:57,940 (marching band music plays) 21 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:08,299 I could hear Camille all the way down the hall last night. 22 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:09,939 Don't want to brag or nothin'. 23 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:14,499 Well, Kevin, you owe me a game of H-O-R-S-E for setting you up. 24 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:18,899 Wish I could, but I got urgent business. 25 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:23,779 What the fuck is that? 26 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:26,179 "Cindy Does SINcinnati," huh? 27 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:27,579 Where did you get this? 28 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,979 A high school buddy. With these VCRs, it's like having a 29 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:32,019 porn theater in your own dorm room. 30 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:37,020 Man, oh, man. Cindy's got the biggest jugs this side of the Rio Grande. 31 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:39,419 Put it on. 32 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:44,420 I don't know, Justin. I'm not sure you would enjoy it as much as I would. 33 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:54,299 Oh! Yes! 34 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:59,300 All guys go through phases like this. Mine's just taking longer than usual. 35 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,979 Aren't you done yet? 36 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:06,419 When you're bigger than Dallas, it takes longer 37 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:11,420 Oh, man. Look at Cindy's bush. 38 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,139 Want to try some lube? 39 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:20,140 . 40 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,099 I'll show you. 41 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,139 (slippery sounds) 42 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:28,339 What the fuck are you doing, dude? 43 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:33,340 Nothing. 44 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:41,379 Where did you get that shit? 45 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:46,380 Just keep your eyes on her. 46 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:50,219 Oh! 47 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,979 Here it comes. 48 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:55,779 Here it comes. 49 00:05:55,780 --> 00:06:00,780 Oh! Oh! 50 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:21,579 Good flick. 51 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:26,580 A classic is a classic. 52 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:46,020 So...what's the plan Saturday? 53 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:50,539 The girls are going to be in Austin for the game by 6. 54 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,059 You provide the wheels - I provide the brewskies. 55 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:57,379 Pickups, pussy and Longhorns football. It don't get better than that! 56 00:06:57,380 --> 00:07:02,380 (splat sound) 57 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:03,059 Man, I wish I could have made it down to the game on Saturday. 58 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:06,099 Man, I wish I could have made it down to the game on Saturday. 59 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,139 And I wish I could have made it up to the cabin. 60 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:11,219 Come on, dude. We ain't seen each other since this summer. 61 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,619 Danny is going to be here, too. 62 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:14,099 They give you guys a whole week for fall break? 63 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:18,379 Give or take a day. Or two. Or three. 64 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:20,499 Someone needs to get serious about their education. 65 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,979 I'll turn queer before that happens. 66 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:25,859 Too late, boy. You're already queer 67 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:28,379 Eat me - whole. 68 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,619 I love our guy talk. 69 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:32,259 Steve, I got a couple of midterms coming up. 70 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,059 You can study here. 71 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,619 That dog don't hunt. 72 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:38,579 Did I mention there was going to be pussy involved? 73 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,579 Pussy-a-plenty. 74 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:42,099 I'll think about it. 75 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:45,139 - Pussy-o-rama. - I'm thinking about it. 76 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:46,579 Pussy galore! 77 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:51,580 I see your intention through your dark-blue denim jeans 78 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:58,860 Any more intention you'd be bursting at the seams 79 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:08,979 There you are, Kev. 80 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:12,019 Camille has been asking about you. 81 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:16,419 Oh yeah? I've been meaning to call her 82 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:20,059 (laughs hysterically) 83 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:21,299 Holy shit! 84 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:25,179 What's got your goat now? 85 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,979 Will you be my date for the fall dance, Kevie-kins? 86 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:31,339 If dumb were dirt, you'd cover an acre. 87 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:34,899 Well, if brains was dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose. 88 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:39,900 It's "Wear Jeans If You're Gay Day," numb nuts. 89 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:49,220 Yeah. Run. You better hurry now. Hurry on. 90 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,619 Hi there. 91 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,299 Haven't seen you around the dorm before, 92 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:30,300 I'm new... Cesar. 93 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:31,579 Kevin. 94 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:36,580 Nice to meet you, Kevin, 95 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:40,339 You know, "It's Wear Jeans If You're Gay Day." 96 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:41,939 Of course. 97 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:44,579 I organized it 98 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:48,659 Oh... shit. That's cool. 99 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:52,699 Strange how everyone's jeans seem to be in the laundry today. 100 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:56,379 There's plenty of room at the table. 101 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:59,859 No - Twas just hunting for my pencil. 102 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:04,860 Oh, here it is. Well, nice meeting you and all. 103 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:11,099 (moaning sounds on TV) 104 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:15,299 That's Cesar's probably lurking at some rest stop this very minute, or 105 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:20,300 sniffing jock straps at the gym. 106 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:36,260 What that poor boy must be going through. 107 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:50,299 Back to blue jeans, I see. 108 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:55,179 Hi. 109 00:10:55,180 --> 00:11:00,180 You mind if I join you? 110 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,739 It's Caesar, right? 111 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:08,740 It's Cesar. I didn't mean to disturb you. My roommate needs his privacy. 112 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:11,819 Is he...? 113 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:18,579 He's got about 10 girlfriends. Sometimes all in the same weekend. 114 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:23,139 Sounds pretty healthy to me. 115 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,939 If you're into that kind of thing. 116 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:30,940 Hey! Why aren't you at the Saloon? 117 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:37,579 Excuse me, Tinkerbell. This is a fag-free zone, 118 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,659 Geez, Justin. Give the guy a break. 119 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:43,779 Don't listen to him, You can stay if you want. 120 00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:48,779 Think I'd rather go. 121 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:52,339 Bye, Kevin. 122 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:57,340 Bye, Kevin. You better hurry! Hurry on. 123 00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:00,859 He didn't do anything to you. What's your problem? 124 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,579 You ain't heard, obviously. 125 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:05,379 Heard what? 126 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:09,539 He got kicked out of Sigma Nu for getting down with one of the pledges. 127 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:11,939 And I'm not talking about a sorority sister. 128 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,059 Are you shitting me? 129 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:17,019 Had a gallon's worth of semen pumped from his stomach because he was 130 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:20,219 sucking so much cock. 131 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,139 That's fucked up. 132 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:27,140 He'd been smoking your pole if I hadn't rescued your ass. 133 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:36,260 I enjoy Western Civ. It makes me think deep thoughts. 134 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:42,900 Man - I could really use a blow job. 135 00:12:57,140 --> 00:13:00,659 Your thesis statement is bland. It doesn't say anything. 136 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:03,219 Well, maybe it's because the book is bland. 137 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:06,419 I mean, the author spent four pages describing a tree. 138 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:07,699 A fucking tree! 139 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:12,059 Then say that. Without the fucking reference, of course. 140 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,619 I'm telling you, if you wrote like you spoke, you could get an A. 141 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,859 - Oh, no. Not this nitwit. - You know that guy? 142 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:21,339 He's in my English class. 143 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,579 Howdy, ma'am. 144 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,979 Knee-deep in Willa Cather here. 145 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:27,619 That Willa dude don't make no sense to me, you know? 146 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,379 Maybe you could help me with my homework sometime. 147 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:34,179 I suggest that you take lessons from my brilliant tutor here. 148 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,379 Yes, ma'am., 149 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,739 You seen Kevin, Tinkerbell? 150 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,019 Excuse me? 151 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,019 Your boyfriend. 152 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,419 Why don't you fuck off? 153 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:45,979 You mean the guy who isn't a complete homophobic idiot? 154 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:47,339 Yeah. 155 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:50,739 No - haven't seen him. 156 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,579 You ever want to study together... 157 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:55,459 - I'm game. - Bye now. 158 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,699 If you change your mind... 159 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,699 Do I look like I'm going to change my mind? 160 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:04,700 All right. I'm going. 161 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,419 (knocking at door) 162 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,859 Come in, 163 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:28,860 - No time for hoops, dude. - Who said anything about baseball? 164 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:36,380 I brought you some cookies... for defending me the other day. 165 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:42,899 Thank you. 166 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:46,459 I don't think anyone should talk to anyone like that. 167 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:51,460 It's disrespectful, you know? 168 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,899 You play football? 169 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,259 Lettered my junior and senior year. 170 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:58,819 What position did you play? 171 00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:02,179 Wide receiver I had a good pair of hands. 172 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,339 Bet Miss December here appreciates that. 173 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:06,819 In my humble opinion, she should have been Playmate of the Year 174 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:10,139 I had my money on Miss October. 175 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,739 No comment. 176 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:14,899 - You're one of those liberals. - Try it. You'll like it. 177 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,939 Who are these guys? 178 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:19,059 The guy on the left, that's Danny, my best friend. 179 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:22,099 The guy in the middle is Steve, my other best friend. 180 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,859 Danny's the intellectual one. Steve's the lady-killer. 181 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:29,019 And what are you? 182 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:32,179 Just your average good ol' boy. 183 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,819 Who can charm the skin off a rattlesnake. 184 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,419 Nah. 185 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,139 And you know it... 186 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,219 Dangerous. 187 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,379 Did you do these? 188 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:44,659 I'm in a class this semester.. just for fun. 189 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,219 They're really good. 190 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:49,019 Thanks. 191 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,099 Can I sketch you? 192 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,779 Sketch me? 193 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:56,739 I need to practice human subjects for my class. 194 00:15:56,740 --> 00:16:00,419 Uhh, sure. I guess so. 195 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:05,420 The thing is, you have to be naked. 196 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:11,059 Just what I need. 197 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:12,859 I was hoping you'd come back here. 198 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:15,579 What brings you back so soon? 199 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,659 Cesar promised to meet me after dinner. 200 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,379 We got interrupted this afternoon... 201 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,619 If you catch my drift. 202 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:26,620 Come on, don't Cesar freak you out, just a little bit? 203 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:31,659 There is absolutely no reason for me to stay. 204 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:35,979 Well, I was hoping maybe we could study together, you know, knock back a 205 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:40,980 couple of beers. 206 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:46,220 I'm curious. Just how many grades did you flunk? 207 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,459 Only two. 208 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:54,460 Why? 209 00:16:55,380 --> 00:17:00,380 I'm kind of modest, at least when I don't know someone that well. 210 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,739 Should I close my eyes? 211 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,339 I'm just asking... My mom always taught me to be polite. 212 00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:11,339 So be polite and tell me I'm not too damn skinny. 213 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:15,259 I like skinny... it's easier to draw. 214 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:18,819 Wish I was more built, but... 215 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,859 What's that? 216 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:23,379 For the newspaper. 217 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:24,699 I'm teasing. 218 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,099 I need some sort of visual reference to finish the drawing. 219 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,499 Only when I know you better. 220 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:36,500 You're the boss. 221 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:48,700 (sketching sounds) 222 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,659 Wow. 223 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:03,660 He... He ain't got nothing I ain't seen in gym class. 224 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:09,660 Are you going to stare or draw? 225 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:22,700 Can you move for me ever so slightly, partner? 226 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:28,699 How am I doing? 227 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:32,259 You were born to do this. 228 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:37,260 So tell me, Mr. Artiste, why do models have to be nude? 229 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:57,459 The lines... 230 00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:02,460 Underwear interrupts the V line between the stomach and groin. 231 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:09,019 I'm guessing this ain't your first rodeo. 232 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:14,020 Don't know what you mean. 233 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,459 What are you doing? 234 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,299 I should ask you the same question. 235 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:27,300 You can't just kiss me like that. 236 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,419 What was I thinking? 237 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,699 Look, I'm just not that kind of guy, that's all. 238 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,779 So your hand just happened to wander down there, right? 239 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:40,579 I was just getting a sense of proportion for the sketch. 240 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,259 You're completely delusional. 241 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,659 I'm sorry you got the wrong idea. 242 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,619 No hard feelings, OK? 243 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,379 You're nothing but a closet whore. 244 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:56,380 You're calling ME a whore? 245 00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:02,299 Don't come near me! 246 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,819 (door slamming) 247 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:08,820 I can't believe I let him take advantage of me like that. 248 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,819 Yee-hah, dude! The girls are bringing along a hot 249 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:23,499 little number named Susannah just for you. 250 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,219 There's no way I can come to the cabin. 251 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,459 She's a sure thing, Kev... 252 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:32,379 A sure thing. 253 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:33,899 Are you all right, buddy? 254 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:34,899 Uh, huh. 255 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,499 You'd tell me if you weren't, right? 256 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,819 Right? 257 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,979 I don't know. 258 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,339 Haven't had much luck with sure things lately. 259 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:46,979 She was a semifinalist for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, Kev. 260 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,939 A semifinalist, can you fuckin' believe that? 261 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:51,019 - Do you know what that means? - What does it mean? 262 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:56,020 It means she almost made the team. 263 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:05,739 Hi. 264 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,939 Your roommate tearing up the sheets again? 265 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:14,819 Go away. 266 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:18,899 Cesar - don't be sore at me. 267 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:23,900 I miss everyone at home, and you're the coolest person I've met here. 268 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:28,859 I can talk to you. 269 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:31,859 Smooth. 270 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:36,619 I mean every word I'm saying. 271 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:41,459 You're trouble - with a capital T. 272 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:46,460 This is Freddie. That one's Jimmy. And that's Dolores. 273 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,619 You name your plants? 274 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:51,779 It's the closest thing I could have to pets growing up. 275 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,459 My parents were funny that way. 276 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,539 They're OK, though. 277 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:58,539 You're lucky. 278 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:01,939 You mind if I take a quick shower? 279 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,419 Uhh... 280 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:05,339 I need to go get some studying done. 281 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:07,859 Oh, no. Stay. 282 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,539 I won't be long. 283 00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:14,540 Have a seat. 284 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:22,460 I'll just...watch your plants. 285 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:30,860 Here's some good reading to occupy you. 286 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:36,300 A sense of humor. 287 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:41,619 Lots of good articles in there. 288 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:46,620 Check out these bazookas. 289 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,139 So why shower now? 290 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:53,099 The bathroom is less crowded at night. 291 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:56,379 I'm very shy. 292 00:22:56,380 --> 00:23:01,380 Should I close my eyes? 293 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:10,780 Too late. 294 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:16,219 Can't find my shaving creme. 295 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:20,779 - You see it anywhere? - I never learn my lesson. 296 00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:22,499 What did you say? 297 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,579 Why do you have to be so damn irresistible? 298 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:29,899 Guys don't say that to guys, Cesar. Especially when they're naked. 299 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:33,219 Then come get your robe. 300 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:38,220 You are in deep doo-doo, pal. 301 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:49,859 You're fucking strong. 302 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:53,539 Damn straight. 303 00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:58,540 Don't pull any fast ones, seƱor. 304 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:24,460 (moaning) 305 00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:29,179 Brenda. Baby, don't go. 306 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:33,859 I told you, sweetie. I got to meet Daddy on campus tomorrow at 7. 307 00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:37,899 Are you dating me, or your Daddy? 308 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:41,219 Be patient. 309 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:44,659 You fuck so good! 310 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:49,299 You sure have a way with words. 311 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,779 You're gonna hurry back, promise? 312 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:56,780 Me and the girls will be here Friday. But I'm not sharing you, you hear? 313 00:24:57,380 --> 00:25:02,380 (laughing) 314 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:09,339 Can I stay the night? 315 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,979 Someone's going to see you. 316 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:15,980 So what? 317 00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:23,260 Just this one time - and don't you go blabbing around about this. 318 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:30,659 You're hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch. 319 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,219 You're making fun of me. 320 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:36,699 Never. 321 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:41,700 Night. 322 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:51,300 Cesar? 323 00:25:55,860 --> 00:26:00,860 I'm in bed with a homosexual. 324 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,979 (knocking on door) 325 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:16,579 Come in, 326 00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:21,580 (door opening) 327 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,539 Morning. 328 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:29,699 Courtesy of the dorm cafeteria. 329 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,779 It's the thought that counts. 330 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:35,259 Thank you...I'm starving. 331 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,659 Just like Granny used to make them. 332 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,859 You always rise and shine this early? 333 00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:41,739 Only if I'm really, really up for it. 334 00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:43,339 Speaking of up... 335 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:47,099 You fixin' to get me into more trouble? 336 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:49,499 Tonight. Got to go... 337 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:54,500 Missed a tutoring appointment last night, so I have to go make it up. 338 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,419 Look both ways before you leave. 339 00:26:56,420 --> 00:27:01,420 I'll just tell them you're one of my students. That's true, right? 340 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:09,060 Wow. If he were a girl, I'd be riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels. 341 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,499 Hey, cum guzzler! 342 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,339 Jesus! You heard of knocking? 343 00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:18,819 Who put a bug up your ass? 344 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:23,820 No one. 345 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:27,819 You look guilty about something. 346 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:32,379 I was studying all night. 347 00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:33,619 Do you mind?! 348 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:37,779 I knew it! 349 00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:42,459 I can smell the pussy a mile away. You dog! You hound dog! 350 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:45,099 Tell me all about it! Was it Camille? 351 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:45,899 It was Camille, wasn't it? 352 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:50,259 Is there a hole in the bed? Oh my God! 353 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,499 Get out of here! You're crazy! 354 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:56,379 Come on, we're gonna go play hoops. 355 00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:59,259 Be right there. 356 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:04,260 In comparing Willa Cather to Edgar Allen Poe, we must first examine their 357 00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:08,819 relationship to the reader as seen through the... 358 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:11,419 Are you high? 359 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:13,339 No...I'm fine, 360 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:14,659 Who is he? 361 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,259 No one. 362 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:21,260 I'm just in a good mood, that's all. 363 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:23,419 What's your favorite song of all time? 364 00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:25,899 Don't laugh. 365 00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:29,019 "Sailing." Christopher Cross. 366 00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,899 I love that song. 367 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,699 - Get out of here. - I'm serious. 368 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:38,700 - Want me to sing it for yow? - No. No. No. No. No. I believe you. 369 00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:43,339 I used to play it on my boom box all the time, tending cattle. 370 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:48,340 It made me feel there was this world of possibilities out there for me. 371 00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:56,219 But you're a smart guy, Cesar. You can do anything you set your mind to. 372 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:57,219 No. 373 00:28:57,220 --> 00:29:00,099 Yes. 374 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,979 Wish you tutored in accounting, too. 375 00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:04,939 You should be an art major. 376 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:06,459 That's not practical, man. 377 00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:09,019 You care about being practical too much. 378 00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:14,020 And you're stubborn as an ox. 379 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,459 Did you mean it when you said I'm the coolest person you've met here? 380 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:34,419 Or was that just bullshit? 381 00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:37,979 That was just bullshit. 382 00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:41,259 Of course I meant it. 383 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:45,579 Just didn't want you gettin' ideas, is all. 384 00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:48,659 What ideas? 385 00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:53,660 You know - ideas. 386 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,299 Danny... 387 00:29:56,300 --> 00:30:01,300 Take your coat off. Stay awhile. 388 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:02,899 Want a beer? 389 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,059 When is Kevin getting here? 390 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:09,899 Well - I'm still working on him. 391 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,019 Steve! 392 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,859 After all this trouble? 393 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:15,419 Mellow out, Danny. 394 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:18,179 I'm doin' my best here. 395 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:20,459 Well, what did he say? 396 00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:22,179 Nothing. 397 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:25,019 But I got a hunch... 398 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:30,020 I think our Kevie boy may be falling in love. 399 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:46,379 Close your eyes. 400 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:48,379 What does it matter? They're already covered shut. 401 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,939 Are they closed? 402 00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:54,019 Yeah. 403 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:57,699 If you're pulling my leg, you will pay. 404 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:01,259 Keep them closed. 405 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:06,260 And no peeking. 406 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:18,340 You were warned. 407 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:21,659 I don't know what to say. 408 00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:26,059 Don't say anything. 409 00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:30,659 I gotta be somewhere, OK? 410 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:31,979 Kevin! 411 00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:39,739 Yee-hah! A wise choice, my friend. 412 00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:42,099 Should be there in a few hours. 413 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,219 What's wrong with you? You sound like you just ran the 880 relay. 414 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,499 I'm rushing to beat the weather. 415 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,499 You hear about those storms coming? 416 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:53,179 What's a little rain? It's gonna be a weekend we never forget. 417 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:55,099 I'm counting on it. 418 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,859 Did I tell you how stacked Susannah was? 419 00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:59,019 Three times. 420 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:02,459 Hurry, dude. Girls are gonna be... 421 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:03,699 Yeah! 422 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:05,059 What changed his mind? 423 00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:06,699 What else? 424 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:11,700 Snatch! 425 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:22,380 It's good to be out in the open. Gives me perspective. 426 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:34,579 Need to take some time away to get my thoughts together 427 00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:39,059 But I need to go right now so I can make it past the weather 428 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:43,179 Storm is coming round the bend and I'm looking for the sun 429 00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:45,739 Cause nothin' makes no sense right now 430 00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:48,179 and it's time for me to run 431 00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:53,180 Ooooooh 432 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:13,500 Truth is, Cesar's a great guy, a true friend. 433 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:18,979 I mean, just cause he Kind of tricked me into all this doesn't mean 434 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:23,980 he's a bad person. 435 00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:45,939 More than anything now, I need to be with my kind of people. 436 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:50,940 Get things straightened out. 437 00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:23,540 Anybody home? 438 00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:28,780 Hello? 439 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,979 - You made it! - Hey, bud! 440 00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:34,539 What's up! Mua! 441 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,819 Get the hell off me! 442 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:37,419 - You love it. - In your wet dreams. 443 00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:39,499 - Hi, Kevin! - Hey, Danny! 444 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,859 It's Daniel now. 445 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:42,259 Daniel? 446 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:46,739 Don't let Mr. Preppie Pants fool you, he's still our Danny boy. 447 00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:48,019 I'm not a preppie. 448 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:51,779 And I'm not naked. 449 00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:53,459 Can't wait to meet this Carla girl of yours, Danny. 450 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:54,699 Uhh, Daniel. 451 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,379 We've been going together two months. 452 00:34:56,380 --> 00:34:57,339 Cool. 453 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:59,659 From the pictures Steve sent, it looks like you both got foxes. 454 00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:00,499 Oh yeah! 455 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:04,499 With any luck this weekend, big Danny boy's going to lose his V. 456 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,739 Fuck you! It's already happened. 457 00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:10,739 Yeah. Right. 458 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:14,099 Get him under control, would you? I got some cooking to do. 459 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:16,819 I'm glad you made it, man. 460 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:18,179 Brings back a lot of memories. 461 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:20,019 I hope you are ready for Susannah. 462 00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:21,339 You have no idea. 463 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:26,340 You got to check out my new zebra bedspread, man. It's awesome. 464 00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:31,259 Bet the chicks love it. 465 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:32,579 Oh yeah! 466 00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:36,379 Brenda went ape fuckin' orgasmic on the thing the other night... 467 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:39,219 That girl - she knows how to turn it on! 468 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,219 Would you put something on, dude? 469 00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:46,259 Yeah. How's that? 470 00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:47,459 You're too much. 471 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:49,419 I don't know what it is, Kevin... 472 00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:51,819 Something about you brings out my frisky side. 473 00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:54,379 Why you putting those tapes away? 474 00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:57,259 The first rule when girls come over.. 475 00:35:57,260 --> 00:35:59,699 You gotta de-porn the premises. 476 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:02,819 "Cindy Does SINcinnati" turned out handy. 477 00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:07,820 Cindy never disappoints. 478 00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:13,740 He's still got a bod - not that I'm thinking about it. 479 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:17,379 What's on your mind, man? 480 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:18,659 Nothing. 481 00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:20,939 Now don't bullshit a bullshitter. 482 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,299 I'm not bullshitting you. 483 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:28,300 You know I'll find out. 484 00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:34,899 (laughing) 485 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,499 Oh remember.. 486 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:40,099 Remember when we were in junior high school, and Kevin started 487 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,459 that Playboy club? 488 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,059 That was a whole lot of nothin'. 489 00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:46,979 He used to have all the boys come over, and we'd have to jerk off so 490 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:48,899 that we could see the centerfolds. 491 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,499 Did you really do that, or is he just making that up? 492 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,499 Don't listen to him. He's always running his mouth. 493 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:56,579 Danny, you were there. 494 00:36:56,580 --> 00:37:01,580 Oh no, that's right. You weren't cause you were too much of a pussy to join. 495 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:04,419 Not all of us were sex maniacs. 496 00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:07,579 Danny. You didn't even know what jerking off was. 497 00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:11,419 I just learned by myself, like regular people do. 498 00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:14,459 What's with you? 499 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:16,339 Kevin? 500 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:19,339 What are you playing with there? 501 00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:20,579 Nothing. 502 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:23,259 Did you buy Susannah a necklace? 503 00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:25,099 Ain't that sweet? Let me see it. 504 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,819 Give me a break. 505 00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:29,579 Oh, I see... 506 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:33,379 I think Kevin here is getting some back at the dorm and not letting on. 507 00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:34,459 What you think, Danny? 508 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,339 I think you're right. 509 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,219 (laughs) 510 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:41,539 Come on man. 511 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:44,899 (laughter fades out) 512 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:49,900 What in tarnation possessed me to bring this thing? 513 00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:56,580 Well, at least he left a note... 514 00:37:56,980 --> 00:38:01,980 Better than dumping you mid-blow-job like that asshole at Sigma Nu. 515 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,859 I need to get laid. 516 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:06,899 Now. 517 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:11,539 No, baby-cakes. What you need to do is stop forcing things. 518 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:16,540 Chasing unavailable men is not good for your mental health. 519 00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:21,539 Fine...Will you marry me? 520 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:23,499 I would... 521 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:27,979 But you're a total fag, and I'm a total bitch. 522 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:32,980 We just couldn't get our children into the good schools. 523 00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:40,540 48... 49.., 524 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:45,419 Girls set to go? 525 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,939 Oh yep. 526 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:50,019 They're leaving first thing in the morning. 527 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:52,139 And don't blow your wad tonight. 528 00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:55,259 Susannah's gonna need a fill-up. 529 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:57,579 I'll do my best. 530 00:38:57,580 --> 00:39:02,580 (thunder crashing) 531 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:10,420 It's great to feel like one of the guys again. 532 00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:15,460 (thunder crashing) 533 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:21,420 Sorry, Susannah. 534 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,939 Wake up, ladies. 535 00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:33,459 There's been a change in plans. 536 00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:35,499 Now you all aren't going to believe this. 537 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:39,539 Half of Texas flooded away last night. 538 00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:44,540 What? 539 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:56,939 Danny, he's yanking our chain. 540 00:39:56,940 --> 00:40:00,059 No! All the roads up into here just washed away. 541 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:01,939 - Are you serious? - That's impossible. 542 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,739 Go check the news then. 543 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:06,299 They did say the rivers were cresting. 544 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,739 Uh, huh. 545 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:09,819 They had record rains this fall. 546 00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:10,539 Uh, huh. 547 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,859 This can't be happening. 548 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:16,019 Hold it. If the roads are washed out, does that mean we're trapped here? 549 00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,219 Uh, huh. 550 00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:18,139 What about the girls? 551 00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:19,299 What about the food? 552 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,139 Fuck the food! What about the girls? 553 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:24,219 Well, they're safe at home, but... 554 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:28,459 Looks like we're on our own for the weekend. 555 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:31,779 (door knocking) 556 00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:33,979 Howdy. 557 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:36,819 What do you want? 558 00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:41,579 Hell of a storm last night, huh? 559 00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:43,459 Uh, huh. 560 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,379 It usually don't happen this time of year. 561 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:47,539 If you're looking for Kevin, he's high-tailed it out of here. 562 00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:52,139 I wasn't looking for Kevin, shit for brains. I was looking for you. 563 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:54,659 Could we go someplace else? 564 00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,779 What? 565 00:40:56,780 --> 00:41:01,779 Anyone could just walk in here. 566 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:06,739 I'm confused. 567 00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:11,740 Kevin's room is empty. 568 00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:24,059 It's 10 a.m. 569 00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:26,019 You're almost as bad as Danny. 570 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:26,979 Yeah, yeah. 571 00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:31,980 What are we going to do with ourselves all weekend? 572 00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:37,779 I am so fuckin' bored. 573 00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:40,099 I'm gonna go hunt us some food. 574 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:42,899 Well, if it ain't Davy fuckin' Crockett. 575 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,099 Guess what, Steve? If there was food in the fridge, I 576 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,739 wouldn't have to resort to this. 577 00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:49,859 All right, Danny. Let's not get our panties in a wad. 578 00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:51,779 We need to be staying on higher ground. 579 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:54,499 Yeah. OK. Al right. 580 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,539 Bye. 581 00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:59,579 I worry about that boy sometimes. He's a little... 582 00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:01,099 Maybe we should help him. 583 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:05,499 Nah. He'll be fine. 584 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:09,819 Besides - this gives us a golden opportunity. 585 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,539 What you mean? 586 00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:15,699 "Dixie Does Dallas" - the long, long awaited sequel to 587 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:19,099 "Cindy Does SINcinatti." 588 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:21,579 I don't feel comfortable in this room. 589 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,099 He ain't going to mind if we're here. 590 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:25,659 I'm feeding his faggy plants. 591 00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:28,659 What's he doing? 592 00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:33,660 Chasing pussy. 593 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:43,540 What exactly do you want? 594 00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:49,180 To pass English. 595 00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:56,620 Can you get me a Coke? 596 00:42:56,740 --> 00:43:01,740 (phone ringing) 597 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:07,740 (phone ringing) 598 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:13,059 (phone ringing) 599 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,659 Steve! 600 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,459 (phone ringing) 601 00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:20,619 I'm in here taking a dump. Would you get it? 602 00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:24,939 (phone ringing) 603 00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:26,339 Hello. 604 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:29,699 Thanks for blowing me off with that chicken-shit note. 605 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:30,899 Cesar - hi. 606 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,299 Don't "hi" me, closet whore, 607 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,899 How did you get this number? 608 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:38,059 Don't avoid the issue. I need my ring back. 609 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:39,819 You'll get it. 610 00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:42,779 But - can't we still be friends? 611 00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:45,419 I don't take this shit from friends. 612 00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:46,859 (toilet flushing) 613 00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:50,579 I'm sorry - we just want different things out of life. 614 00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:52,179 Don't be mad. 615 00:43:52,180 --> 00:43:54,659 How's that pussy working out for you? 616 00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:57,899 Huh? 617 00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:00,379 I want my ring back. 618 00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:03,619 (phone hanging up) 619 00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:04,779 Girl trouble? 620 00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:07,619 Sort of. 621 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:11,739 A good wank will help you forget. 622 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:14,419 I do need to forget, that's for sure. 623 00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:17,539 I hope you jerk-offs worked up an appetite. 624 00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:22,059 I shot a turkey! 625 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:24,179 Why's it called "My Antonio"? 626 00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:26,459 It's "My Antonia." 627 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:28,819 You just get off on teaching, don't you? 628 00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:30,499 Maybe. 629 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,259 Your essay needs to focus on point of view. 630 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:36,899 It starts out in the voice of Antonia's childhood friend, 631 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,939 who's a man. 632 00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:42,419 Now we may be seeing through his eyes... 633 00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,779 But the main character is... 634 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:48,459 Antonia. 635 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:51,059 You're not serious about this. 636 00:44:51,060 --> 00:44:52,739 Tam. 637 00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:55,899 My old man will fuckin' skin me alive if I don't pass this class. 638 00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:59,779 Then what are you doing? 639 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:03,139 I was kind of hoping... 640 00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:05,859 You could write the paper yourself. 641 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:09,139 Help me impress your girl pal, too. 642 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,899 Fuck you. 643 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:11,459 You really outdone yourself, boy. 644 00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:12,699 You really outdone yourself, boy. 645 00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:19,219 Eat up, dude. 646 00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:23,059 Those frat boys really taught you how to cook. 647 00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:28,060 Hey. 648 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:35,900 Why don't you have a beer? 649 00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:38,539 He's right. You earned it. 650 00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:43,299 Oh, I forgot. Danny boy can't hold his liquor. 651 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:46,659 Daniel. 652 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,979 Well, I'll be dipped in shit. 653 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,379 Do my Lone Star eyes deceive me? 654 00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:53,379 I told you, I've changed. 655 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:55,459 Alright alright. 656 00:45:55,460 --> 00:45:57,539 I propose a toast... 657 00:45:57,540 --> 00:45:59,619 To Texas football. 658 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:01,419 Eating pussy. 659 00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:06,059 And to drinking beer with Danny, all night long. 660 00:46:06,060 --> 00:46:09,819 (bottles clank) 661 00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:14,820 (dishes clanking) 662 00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:20,099 Don't strain yourself with the dishes. 663 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:25,100 I got to save up my energy - for Dixie. 664 00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:29,459 Are you really drunk, or just that homy? 665 00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:32,459 You've got to check out that mechanical bull scene. 666 00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:37,460 That girl on girl action. Don't tell me that's not hot. 667 00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:39,939 Danny's right in the next room. 668 00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:43,219 That boy's so plastered unconscious, he could sleep through a tornado. 669 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:44,859 Thanks to you. 670 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:49,819 Since when do you turn down a night with Dixie? 671 00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:52,339 This ain't high school anymore. 672 00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:54,779 Best years of our lives, dude. 673 00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:59,219 Best years of our lives. 674 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:01,059 Where you going? 675 00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:06,060 To get us some reinforcements. 676 00:47:11,180 --> 00:47:12,659 (moaning sounds from TV) 677 00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:15,979 Go! Dixie! Go! 678 00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:18,179 Yeah! Look at those titties! 679 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:23,180 Oh yeah! 680 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:27,299 Help me out! I want to shoot so hard, it hit the window! 681 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,619 Come on! 682 00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:32,419 It would be rude not to help out a friend in need. 683 00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:37,420 This one's for Dixie. 684 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:40,339 Oh yeah! 685 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,899 Yeah! 686 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:45,819 Slower. 687 00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:48,579 Faster. 688 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:51,859 This is what normal, red-blooded American boys do, right? 689 00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:54,339 Why can't Cesar see that? 690 00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:59,340 OHHHHH! 691 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:09,180 (cows mooing) 692 00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:16,060 Mom? 693 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:22,140 Sounds like you were having a nightmare. 694 00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:25,619 I'm so hung over. 695 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:30,620 Figures. You had two whole beers last night. 696 00:48:31,340 --> 00:48:36,340 Did I miss anything? 697 00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:41,700 Nah. 698 00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:56,179 Good morning to you. 699 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:59,859 Don't leave when I'm trying to talk to you. That really pisses me off. 700 00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:02,019 This is a fag-free zone, remember? 701 00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:03,059 Sit the fuck down. 702 00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:06,259 Look, I have been reading this shit all night. 703 00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:09,779 And it don't make one lick of sense to me. 704 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,379 You're wasting your time. 705 00:49:12,380 --> 00:49:17,380 What I gotta do to change your mind? 706 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,819 Bathroom's yours. 707 00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:27,739 Drinking again? 708 00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:28,819 Where's Danny? 709 00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:32,339 Out chopping wood. 710 00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:34,299 Could you do me a favor? 711 00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:37,219 My Dad would have beat the shit out of me if I was queer. 712 00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:42,220 Don't keep saying words like that! It bugs me. 713 00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:58,420 This is the type of shit you pulled at Sigma Nu, isn't it? 714 00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:01,539 If everyone thinks that, it must be true. 715 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,859 What would Kevin think about you doing this, huh? 716 00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:05,659 Like I give a shit what Kevin thinks. 717 00:50:05,660 --> 00:50:07,859 Then why you start acting like a greased pig every time 718 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:08,739 his name comes up? 719 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,139 Would you shut your trap about Kevin? 720 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:14,699 We ain't got till Christmas. 721 00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:17,419 Oh my God! Oh! 722 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:20,179 The message is clear. 723 00:50:20,180 --> 00:50:22,739 I need to find me a steady gal. 724 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:25,259 Oh Lord! 725 00:50:25,260 --> 00:50:29,859 You're better than Brenda. 726 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:32,499 Holy shit! 727 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:35,939 Hi, Danny. 728 00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:39,419 I told you, it's Daniel. 729 00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:42,019 Five typed pages. 730 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:47,020 Double spaced. 731 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:57,019 Draw, faggot. 732 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:58,979 Who said anything about drawing? 733 00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:03,819 This is getting kind of queer, guys. 734 00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:05,979 You calling me a queer, Danny boy? 735 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:09,579 No. All I'm asking... 736 00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:14,580 What were you doin' under the covers, Kev? 737 00:51:17,420 --> 00:51:18,579 Here it is! 738 00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:20,299 I thought you put it under the covers. 739 00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:21,939 I told you it was there! 740 00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:24,619 I told him it was there. 741 00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:27,299 We was just fixin' to watch Dixie take on the football team... 742 00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:30,979 Not that you'd have any interest or clue about things like that. 743 00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:34,819 Why do you keep doing this stuff behind my back... 744 00:51:34,820 --> 00:51:36,819 Not including me? 745 00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:39,179 Well. Because you're repressed. 746 00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:44,180 I am not repressed. 747 00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:47,139 Repressed. 748 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:52,140 Fine. I'll show you repressed. 749 00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:03,059 Bring it on, Dixie! 750 00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:04,819 This is really getting... 751 00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:06,699 Gay. 752 00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:10,579 You wanna blow me, is that what you want? 753 00:52:10,580 --> 00:52:14,939 That's worth two pages. 754 00:52:14,940 --> 00:52:16,419 Maybe. 755 00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:19,499 No - get the fuck away from me. I'd rather flunk. 756 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:22,379 Fair enough. 757 00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:23,619 Wait. 758 00:52:23,620 --> 00:52:24,579 OK... 759 00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:27,539 But I'm pitching. You ain't doin' shit to me. 760 00:52:27,540 --> 00:52:32,540 Unless it's a blow job. 761 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,499 Get dressed. 762 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,939 This is some fucked-up shit. 763 00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:47,299 Quiet. I'm trying to concentrate on Dixie. 764 00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:49,779 What are you doing? 765 00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:53,819 Don't want the sheets to get messed up. 766 00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:57,459 Danny - will you assist me for a minute? 767 00:52:57,460 --> 00:52:59,099 No way! 768 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,619 OK. I was just kidding. 769 00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:02,859 Go, Dixie! 770 00:53:02,860 --> 00:53:05,259 Yeah, baby! Ride me! 771 00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:06,699 Ride me! 772 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:09,739 Woo! You're a lot bigger than I remember, Danny. 773 00:53:09,740 --> 00:53:12,859 - Really? - Yeah. 774 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:14,259 I'm getting close. 775 00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:16,619 No. No. No. 776 00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:18,459 We gotta synchronize. 777 00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:20,979 Ready? 778 00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:22,539 One... 779 00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:24,179 Two... 780 00:53:24,180 --> 00:53:25,459 Three. 781 00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:27,379 Go! 782 00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:32,259 Oh! Oh! 783 00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:35,099 I brought groceries. 784 00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:37,579 Aaah! 785 00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:39,579 I'm sorry. I really am... 786 00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,579 Let's get this over with, all right? Come on. 787 00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:46,580 I'll help you, but you have to write the paper yourself. 788 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:51,499 I got butt naked for you, dick breath. You owe me. 789 00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:53,179 I could have had you... 790 00:53:53,180 --> 00:53:56,059 But I never really would have had you. 791 00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:58,219 What the fuck does that mean? 792 00:53:58,220 --> 00:54:02,179 I've heard of guys night out, but come on. 793 00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:05,499 Brenda. Baby. We were just watching some porn. 794 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:08,179 Well, I'm glad to know it's not a job. 795 00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:10,859 Please don't tell Carla about any of this. 796 00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:15,860 Whose idea was this? 797 00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:18,139 How'd you get here, hon? 798 00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:23,139 Four-whee! drive. And I gotta be back tonight, so start explain'. 799 00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:26,179 Dixie here was our only company, mam. 800 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:30,179 Can you toss me my sweats? I don't feel very well. 801 00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:33,419 Baby, come on. Let me make it up to you. 802 00:54:33,420 --> 00:54:36,979 Oh, geez. I give up. You can fake the frat boys out of the frat... 803 00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:40,099 But you can't take the frat out the boys. 804 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:45,100 Brenda... (thud) 805 00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:47,419 You tell anybody about this... 806 00:54:47,420 --> 00:54:48,779 I'll beat the shit out of you. 807 00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:51,299 That's not going to help you pass English, tough guy. 808 00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:52,979 Not Willa Cather. 809 00:54:52,980 --> 00:54:54,699 I think I'd rather get fucked in the ass. 810 00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:57,779 Where were we? 811 00:54:57,780 --> 00:55:02,780 Yeah! Just like that! Oh! 812 00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:12,740 I reckon they made up. 813 00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:19,019 Why you putting the scouring powder in the fridge? 814 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:24,020 Shit. 815 00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:31,259 I really wasn't into it. 816 00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:34,579 You know? 817 00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:39,580 What are you talking about? 818 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:45,420 Pass me the turkey leftovers, would you? 819 00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:55,580 Damn it! 820 00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:05,899 Danny, guys do this stuff all the time. 821 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:08,179 It don't mean nothin'. 822 00:56:08,180 --> 00:56:10,059 They do? 823 00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:14,379 Sure. Even guys with girlfriends. 824 00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:19,380 Especially guys with girlfriends. 825 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:22,139 I can't write this paper. 826 00:56:22,140 --> 00:56:24,939 Yes, you can. 827 00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:26,539 You really going to help me? 828 00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:30,499 Yeah. 829 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:33,539 Justin... 830 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,859 Stay. 831 00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:37,779 Just gonna go get us some chow. 832 00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:42,780 I see an all-nighter ahead. 833 00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:48,259 You're in love with someone back at school, aren't you? 834 00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:49,779 What? 835 00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:51,699 Hell, no. 836 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,419 Sounds serious. 837 00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:58,019 Danny - I'm not in love. 838 00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:00,779 It's impossible, OK?! 839 00:57:00,780 --> 00:57:05,780 I'm just asking. 840 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:10,179 I don't know, man. 841 00:57:10,180 --> 00:57:12,459 I've been trying to forget about things all weekend. 842 00:57:12,460 --> 00:57:15,179 Then Susannah doesn't show up. 843 00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:17,619 What are you talking about? 844 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:19,499 There's no future in it, Danny. 845 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:23,419 It can't work! 846 00:57:23,420 --> 00:57:24,979 I'm very confused. 847 00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:26,699 I wouldn't be happy. 848 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:28,859 I couldn't be happy. 849 00:57:28,860 --> 00:57:30,899 I want to get married! 850 00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,819 Have kids and all. 851 00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:34,259 You know? 852 00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:39,260 Uh, huh. 853 00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:48,979 Maybe I should check on Cesar... 854 00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:53,980 Make sure he hasn't gone off the deep end. 855 00:57:55,180 --> 00:58:00,180 (phone ringing) 856 00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:02,699 Hello? 857 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,979 Hi, Kevin, 858 00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:07,179 Cesar. 859 00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:08,739 It's really great to hear your voice. 860 00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:11,259 Me, too. 861 00:58:11,260 --> 00:58:13,499 Sorry about being angry the last time we spoke. 862 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,779 No, it's OK. 863 00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:17,739 I didn't even ask you how you did in the storm,. 864 00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:21,779 We're all safe and sound. Thanks. 865 00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:25,019 Are you all right? 866 00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:26,979 It's been... 867 00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:30,019 Kevin, it's been a totally crazy week. 868 00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:32,899 A totally crazy weekend. 869 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:37,900 You're telling me. 870 00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:43,140 I don't think we should see each other when you get back. 871 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,379 OK. 872 00:58:49,380 --> 00:58:54,380 What I'm trying to say is... 873 00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:56,419 I don't know what I'm trying to say. 874 00:58:56,420 --> 00:59:01,420 I understand. 875 00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:13,260 Kevin? 876 00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:16,979 Are you there? 877 00:59:16,980 --> 00:59:19,419 Yeah. 878 00:59:19,420 --> 00:59:23,499 I better go. 879 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:28,500 We're still friends, right? 880 00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:35,860 When I get back, there's this really cool burger place I can take you to. 881 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:40,179 I wish you only good things, Kevin. 882 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:42,699 Cesar... 883 00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:44,819 I'll leave money for the long-distance bill. 884 00:59:44,820 --> 00:59:48,419 The what? 885 00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:52,779 Bye, Kevin. 886 00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:57,780 (phone hanging up) 887 01:00:04,420 --> 01:00:09,420 Bye. 888 01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:20,660 Hey, man! 889 01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:25,459 How'd it go with Brenda? 890 01:00:25,460 --> 01:00:27,619 She's fine. 891 01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:29,699 She left. 892 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,379 Had to get back to her daddy. 893 01:00:31,380 --> 01:00:33,899 Again. 894 01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:35,899 What's up with you, man? 895 01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:45,859 Does it have anything to do with that necklace? 896 01:00:45,860 --> 01:00:49,699 No! It's got absolutely nothing to do with that goddamn necklace. 897 01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:53,659 Nothing! 898 01:00:53,660 --> 01:00:57,019 Things have a way of working themselves out, man. 899 01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:59,939 They always do. 900 01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:02,259 Yeah. 901 01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:05,659 You have got to put in a good word for Marsha, dude. 902 01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:09,539 I'll tell her you have a beautiful penis. 903 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:13,979 Well, as you now know, I don't get no complaints in that department. 904 01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:16,619 Listen to him. 905 01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:19,499 You missed a once-in-a-lifetime chance there, cowboy. 906 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:21,339 Cowboy? 907 01:01:21,340 --> 01:01:26,340 I'm not your cowboy. 908 01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:29,299 Aggressive, 909 01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:30,979 I like it. 910 01:01:30,980 --> 01:01:33,179 Let me put some Dixie on for us. 911 01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:34,779 Screw Dixie, 912 01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:36,819 Yes, sir. 913 01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:41,419 Drain my pipe, sir 914 01:01:41,420 --> 01:01:44,139 What the fuck?!! 915 01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:47,539 Jesus, Kevin! Have you lost your fuckin' mind? 916 01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:50,139 - I lost it. - Fuck! 917 01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:52,179 I'm drunk. 918 01:01:52,180 --> 01:01:55,619 I ain't... I ain't that way, Kevin. 919 01:01:55,620 --> 01:02:00,299 Neither am I. 920 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,739 Fuck off! I know what you're accusing me of. 921 01:02:02,740 --> 01:02:06,419 Relay, dude. I ain't accusin' you of nothin'. 922 01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:09,819 Look, you and me - we're the same. 923 01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:14,820 No, bud - we're not. 924 01:02:15,700 --> 01:02:19,219 You started all of this! It was you! 925 01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,819 You got a burr in your saddle about something. 926 01:02:21,820 --> 01:02:22,939 Listen. 927 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:25,139 You and I... 928 01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:26,339 We're friends. 929 01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:30,579 We will always be friends. 930 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:35,580 But... 931 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:45,460 Night. 932 01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:08,739 Everything all right? 933 01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:11,739 Everything's great. 934 01:03:11,740 --> 01:03:16,740 Just great. 935 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:21,699 Hey, studious one. 936 01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:24,259 Hey! 937 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:29,260 What's going on? 938 01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:36,739 What is wrong with this picture? 939 01:03:36,740 --> 01:03:41,419 I haven't properly introduced you to my new friend, Justin. 940 01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:44,459 Nice seeing you again, Marsha. 941 01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:49,460 Just so you know, I graduated in the top 90 percent of my class. 942 01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:54,099 That high? 943 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:56,539 I knew you'd be impressed. 944 01:03:56,540 --> 01:03:57,899 Danny! 945 01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:02,900 Let's go! 946 01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:12,619 Maybe we can come up for the SMU game. 947 01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:17,620 That would be cool. 948 01:04:35,260 --> 01:04:36,979 Don't let him drink and drive, Daniel. 949 01:04:36,980 --> 01:04:38,619 I won't. 950 01:04:38,620 --> 01:04:42,659 Take your time getting back, too. The roads are still a mess. 951 01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:44,499 I hope... 952 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:48,659 Everything works out for you back at school. 953 01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:53,660 Thanks. 954 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:18,899 For the first time in my life... 955 01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:22,779 The truth was staring me right in the face. 956 01:05:22,780 --> 01:05:25,459 I'm... 957 01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:30,460 Delusional. 958 01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:08,179 Hi. 959 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:11,939 Hi. 960 01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:14,979 This suitcase is really heavy. 961 01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:18,379 I could really use some help Taking it back to my room. 962 01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:23,380 There's a dolly out in the hallway. 963 01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,619 Yeah. 964 01:06:26,620 --> 01:06:29,179 Thanks. 965 01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:31,779 I'm sorry... 966 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:33,419 For what I did. 967 01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:37,219 The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you. 968 01:06:37,220 --> 01:06:41,339 OK. 969 01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:46,340 But I need my ring back, Kevin. 970 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:52,300 Yeah. 971 01:07:27,140 --> 01:07:32,140 See you. 972 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:38,180 You too. 973 01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:44,659 Cesar... 974 01:07:44,660 --> 01:07:49,660 You were right all along. 975 01:07:51,180 --> 01:07:56,180 I'm a mess. 976 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:34,099 Wait a second... 977 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:36,739 I never said you were a mess. 978 01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:39,819 A delusional closet whore, maybe. 979 01:08:39,820 --> 01:08:41,779 But never a mess. 980 01:08:41,780 --> 01:08:44,139 Thanks for clarifying that. 981 01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:49,140 Just wanted to set the record straight. 982 01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:56,819 At least there's one thing I'm not confused about. 983 01:08:56,820 --> 01:09:01,820 And what's that? 984 01:09:05,060 --> 01:09:08,099 You're special to me. 985 01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:13,100 And even though I tried everything Yo forget that... 986 01:09:13,740 --> 01:09:18,740 I couldn't. 987 01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:27,019 What am I going to do with you? 988 01:09:27,020 --> 01:09:28,779 You're a smart guy... 989 01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:33,179 You'll figure something out. 990 01:09:33,180 --> 01:09:35,819 I just want to know if we're... 991 01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:40,820 Possible. 992 01:09:46,660 --> 01:09:51,660 I wish I could tell you I'm not fucked up anymore... 993 01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:56,980 That I've got it all figured out. 994 01:09:58,020 --> 01:10:01,739 But - it's Morning in America. 995 01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:06,740 And I'm having myself one lucky day. 996 01:10:07,305 --> 01:10:13,322 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org68625

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