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Uh...
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Did you just say...
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you want me to give you a...
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Orgasm? Yeah, God, why is it so hard
for boys to say "orgasm"?
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It's-It's not hard for me to say "orgasm".
I can say "orgasm".
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Orgasm.
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See?
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Just-- are you still drunk?
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Okay, yeah, uh, let's-- let's do this.
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Uh...
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I'm gonna tell you something really heavy,
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and you're gonna want to dwell on it,
but you shouldn't.
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I'm just telling you the bad stuff
so that you can understand my request.
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Okay?
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It's just a means to an end.
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Okay?
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A means to an end.
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Got it.
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I was raped.
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Wow, okay, there's really no way to make
that seem less heavy than it is.
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Uh, it happened in high school.
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I was drugged at a party.
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That's why I don't like
drinking in public.
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- Oh, shit.
- No, no! See?
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What you're doing right now is dwelling.
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And I need you to just breeze
past this part, okay?
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Focus up, Graham. Are you breezing?
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- Uh, yeah, I'm breezing, I'm breezing.
- Okay.
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I'm fine. Really, I'm okay.
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I had a lovely therapist.
Her name was Carol.
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She had these mismatched mugs
and a really extensive tea collection.
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She helped me understand
that the rape doesn't define me.
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Even though I firmly put this behind me,
I still can't seem to...
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you know, orgasm with a guy.
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I mean, on my own, sure, fine, fireworks.
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But, yeah, not-- not with someone else.
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And things are going
really well with Justin.
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He texted me saying that his roommates
will be gone later,
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and we all know what that means.
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I-I-I'm just really nervous
about hooking up with him.
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I want to be ready, so I was thinking
if I can finish with someone,
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you know, lower stakes first.
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Lower stakes?
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A friend. That I'd feel
more prepared for Justin.
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So...
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Yeah, wh-what do you think?
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Wow, okay, yeah, that was a lot. Sorry.
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Um, I'm kind of out of practice
telling people about this.
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No one at Briar knows.
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Not even Allie?
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Just you.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Look.
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I promise that I have worked so hard
to move past this.
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Okay? I'm not fragile.
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I don't need your pity.
I don't need you to be my therapist.
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I just need you to do
this one last thing for me.
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Okay, a thing you have done
for many, many,
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many, many women.
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- Yeah, it's just...
- A means to an end.
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Exactly.
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Okay.
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I'll do it.
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Really?
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- You will?
- Of course.
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You're my friend and you need me.
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- Did you mean now?
- No, no!
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Not now. I have class.
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Um...
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Uh, later?
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Tonight?
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Tonight it is.
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I don't understand.
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Sweet, sweet Tuck.
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Can I just be the first to say
how thrilled we are
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that you decided to pledge Sig Tau?
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We welcome you to our brotherhood,
sweet Tuck.
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- Okay.
- And as your future big,
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it is my pleasure nay, my honor,
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to haze you.
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And all I ask is that you take care
of that one little grape.
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Until I ask you to stop.
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- That's it?
- That's it, bud.
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It's so simple.
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Guys, I gotta be honest.
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I was a little worried you were gonna make
me streak across campus or frost my tips.
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No!
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Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
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Would your brother
do something like that to you?
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- I guess not, man.
- Yeah, okay.
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Yeah. Well, uh, thanks, y'all.
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- This is gonna be really good.
- Well, just one last thing.
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Should anything happen to your fruit baby,
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it will be replaced
by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
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Wait, what do you mean by that?
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- Yup.
- Mm, it's a good one.
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Good luck, sweet Tuck.
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This is the part where you run.
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Okay.
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Come on.
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♪Yellow, yellow haze ♪
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♪Yellow, yellow ♪
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Intrigue.
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This is much stronger
than what you brought to class.
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But I'm concerned
I'm not really hearing you in this.
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Well, they're Justin's words,
but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
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I'm thinking strings, like a shifting
chromatic alteration verse to verse.
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I'm gonna just jump back in here before
this conversation gets away from me.
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Uh, let's try...
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Do you have a favorite song,
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something you love to listen to
when you're sad or bored?
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Ah, see?
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What you just did.
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Your whole body relaxed.
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Now, were you thinking
of specific chord progressions?
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No, I was thinking about listening
to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
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Made me feel so complicated and punk rock.
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Exactly. How it made you feel.
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You see, people think
that pop music is shallow,
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but it lives deep inside us.
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It creates memories.
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It etches them into our bones.
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If you do it right, it lets us feel what
you were feeling when you're writing it.
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That's what the judges want.
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You gotta let us in.
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Wow. That was really good advice.
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I know. I should be a teacher.
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And I knew it was a dream
because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
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But--But she was like
dark brown instead of tan.
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I think we should break up.
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Okay.
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Wait, sorry, what?
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"Okay"?
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I just ended a two-year relationship.
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I mean, maybe you did.
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Also, maybe not.
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No, I definitely did because I was there
and it was three seconds ago.
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- How many times are you gonna do this?
- Do what? What are you talking about?
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Your whole
"Allie's breakup in five acts" cycle.
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You go through the same stages every time.
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First, "Surprise Fight Allie",
which I can safely say we're in right now.
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Then, "Eats Her Feelings Allie",
destroys three bags of hot Cheetos,
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followed by "Raging Diva Allie".
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Stop titling things like they happen.
These are not things that happen.
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Then "Complete and Total Breakdown Allie"
has a...
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Well, that one's self-explanatory.
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And the grand finale,
"Late Night Phone Call Allie",
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where you beg me to take you back.
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- That is not what I do!
- That is exactly what you do.
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I know you better than anyone else
in the world, Al.
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I know you're secretly scared of cats.
I know that you're out of ChapStick.
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Speaking of which...
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I stopped by CVS on the way over.
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And I know that you love me.
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And I love you.
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So, that is why I need to protect myself
by opting out of the next 36 hours.
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No, our breakup is not
an extended warranty, Sean.
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You can't just opt out.
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Well, the alternative
is that I get angry or sad
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or beg you not to make this mistake again.
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But you will because you always do.
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And I disappear into some sad hole
of video games and depression
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and ultimately take you back because
I can't imagine my life without you.
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It's not fair to me, Al.
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Sean, I need you to hear me.
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I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
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But this is it.
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We're just going in different directions.
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And I don't even know
what direction I'm going in,
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but I'm going there by myself.
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I'm not going to call you.
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Okay.
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And I'm not out of ChapStick!
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Yes, you are.
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See you in 36 hours.
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Shit.
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What's wrong, G?
Can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
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No, yeah, I'm...
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Oh, thanks.
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I'm fucking with you, Graham.
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I know.
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Right.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Look, Dean, you're, uh...
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You're kind of, well...
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You've been with a good amount of women.
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I always knew this day would come.
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Well, Garrett, when a man and a woman
love each other very much--
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- All right, fuck it. Forget it.
- Okay, hold up, hold up. I'm listening.
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Is there something going on with Hannah?
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No.
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Uh...
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not Hannah, someone else.
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She wants me to do this, uh...
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This thing.
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Do all the things, bro.
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Do them all.
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It's just...
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It's kind of a big... thing.
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It's really important to her.
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- She's, like, trusting me.
- G, is Hannah a virgin?
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What? No.
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Dude, don't...
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Don't-- Don't make this weird.
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This doesn't leave the weight room.
We're not having this conversation.
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It's just that I really want it
to be good for her.
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If it's her first time,
she might not come.
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- Not an option. She has to come.
- Respect.
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Well, there is one thing
that helps make a girl come.
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The single, most effective,
highly recommended,
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enjoyed-by-all tool at your disposal.
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Trust.
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That's it.
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She's just got to feel completely safe.
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Like, completely relaxed.
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But consent is key.
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And she can't consent
if she doesn't feel safe.
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So you just-- you just gotta figure out
whatever makes this...
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specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe.
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Yeah, I'm just...
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not sure I'm the kind of guy
she should be trusting with this.
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Well, if she asked you,
she thinks you are.
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Which is fucking hot.
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Just don't skimp on the foreplay.
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Yeah.
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Talking five-play, six-play...
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- Yeah, got it.
- You know? Right?
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- Thanks.
- Good talk, man. Great talk.
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Sorry. I was, uh...
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- Justin. Hi.
- Hi. Yeah.
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There's easier ways to get my attention.
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Sorry, yeah, I was just on my phone.
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I'm taking the piss, don't worry about it.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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My advisor really likes the song, mostly.
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- Okay, yeah. Mostly?
- Yeah.
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He has some notes, but it's getting there.
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Cool.
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You never replied to my text.
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Do you want to come over later
and work on the song?
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Uh...
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definitely yes.
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But, uh, there's just one last thing
I need to iron out before we dive into it.
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Rain check?
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Rain check, yeah.
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, bye, I guess.
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Bye. Bye.
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♪You're scared of heights, that's vertigo ♪
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♪You wanted lights, go see a show ♪
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♪You ran away, that's touch and go ♪
255
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,790
♪You're scared of love
well, aren't we all?♪
256
00:12:18,791 --> 00:12:20,458
♪Well, aren't we all?♪
257
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,875
♪Well, aren't we all?♪
258
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:35,958
♪I know that you started to feel
what I feel...♪
259
00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:37,416
Hey.
260
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,290
Hey.
261
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,749
♪...my hand by the wheel ♪
262
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:47,207
♪But you couldn't dare to make it real ♪
263
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,540
♪Oh, it's such a shame...♪
264
00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,083
- Is that dress...?
- Allie's.
265
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:52,833
Yeah.
266
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:55,666
Um...
267
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:59,208
We did say 7:00, right?
268
00:12:59,791 --> 00:13:00,666
Yeah.
269
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,291
Uh, come on up.
270
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,790
♪You wanted lights, go see a show ♪
271
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:09,415
♪You ran away, that's touch and go ♪
272
00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:12,165
♪You're scared of love
well, aren't we all?♪
273
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,582
♪Well, aren't we all?♪
274
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:17,250
Would you be, um,
more comfortable wearing...
275
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,083
literally anything else?
276
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:22,791
Maybe.
277
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,041
Think fast.
278
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:40,040
Uh, you don't need to turn around.
279
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,708
You're about to see me naked.
280
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,458
Yeah, but not until you want me to.
281
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,125
Uh, all clear.
282
00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:13,291
Are nightgowns my thing now?
283
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,458
Definitely.
284
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:20,999
Uh...
285
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,625
so are we gonna...
286
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,416
do it now?
287
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,040
Well, uh...
288
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:29,790
I mean, as romantic as that is.
289
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:31,083
Um, here.
290
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,833
Why don't you pick a song to play?
291
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,457
Just to set the mood a little.
292
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,583
Set the mood?
293
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:42,749
Ew, that's awful. I can't believe those
words actually came out of your mouth.
294
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,750
People say that.
295
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:48,875
Okay, let me see.
296
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:54,040
Wait, this is one of your
most played songs?
297
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:55,875
- Which one?
- Shh.
298
00:15:01,541 --> 00:15:02,875
I'm setting the mood.
299
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:09,249
♪Baby, now that I've...♪
300
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,416
You're actually proving my point.
301
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,332
- The mood is set.
- Is that right?
302
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,415
Please. This song is so sexy.
303
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,625
Makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
304
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:21,625
What is happening?
305
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:22,916
The groove.
306
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:24,916
It's taking over.
307
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:27,791
Look.
308
00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:30,708
You're feeling it too.
309
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:33,082
Oh.
310
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,374
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
311
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,415
Okay.
312
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:37,624
♪You don't need me ♪
313
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,625
Oh yeah, that's terrible. I love it.
314
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:46,665
♪Baby, baby, since first we met ♪
315
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:49,415
♪I knew in this heart of mine ♪
316
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,207
♪I wanna tell you ♪
317
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:54,749
♪The love we had could not be bad ♪
318
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,874
♪Play it right and bide my time ♪
319
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:03,249
♪Spent a lifetime looking for somebody ♪
320
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,291
♪To give me love like you ♪
321
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:10,790
♪Now you've told me
that you wanna leave me ♪
322
00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:14,666
♪Darling, I just can't let you...♪
323
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,208
What's wrong?
324
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,791
Nothing, nothing.
325
00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:53,375
I think we should stop.
326
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,207
I don't-- I don't want to stop.
327
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,457
I-I can do this.
328
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:58,874
No, you don't have to.
329
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:00,249
But I...
330
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,790
I want to.
331
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:03,125
Okay?
332
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,125
Fuck.
333
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:10,750
I'm sorry.
334
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,708
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
335
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,750
This-- This-- This is what happens.
336
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:22,083
I'm-- I'm in it. I-I'm having fun.
I feel good.
337
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,250
And then I just, like, zoom out.
338
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,291
Like, leave my body.
339
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,957
It's like I'm sitting there watching
myself from across the room going, like,
340
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:37,915
"What is wrong with you?"
341
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,125
Nothing.
342
00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:42,875
Nothing is wrong with you.
343
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,375
What if, like...
344
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,207
Like, what if I'm broken?
345
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:56,083
You're not broken, Wellsy.
346
00:18:57,041 --> 00:19:00,624
You just don't trust me enough
to fully let go, and that's okay.
347
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,208
No, but I do trust you.
348
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,124
I wouldn't--
I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
349
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:09,041
But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
350
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,250
So...
351
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:14,083
if you're not there yet...
352
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,791
that sounds completely normal.
353
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,250
Wow, that-- that was surprisingly deep.
354
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,125
I do have another idea.
355
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,375
I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
356
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,125
Yeah, okay, sure.
357
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:40,791
Instead of me giving you an orgasm...
358
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,416
why don't you give yourself one?
359
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:49,541
Uh, that's not going to prove anything.
I do that all the time.
360
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:52,083
- Oh, do you?
- Yeah.
361
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,250
Okay.
362
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:55,833
Then...
363
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,250
show me.
364
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,458
Show me.
365
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,583
And I'll show you.
366
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:47,040
Stay here.
367
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,333
Stay with me.
368
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:04,750
♪Oh, this time ♪
369
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,415
♪This time, I know I'm fighting ♪
370
00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:11,166
♪This time, I know I'm back in my body ♪
371
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:14,208
♪This time, I know I'm fighting ♪
372
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:19,541
♪This time, I know I'm back in my body ♪
373
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:27,250
Oh, my God. I did it.
374
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:36,541
Thanks.
375
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,541
No, no.
376
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,208
Thank you. That was...
377
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,541
Thanks.
378
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,625
So what now?
379
00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,624
Drunk Shakespeare? Who's drunk?
380
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:08,499
- Like the actors or the audience?
- Everyone.
381
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,499
Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he
made out with the ghost of his own father.
382
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:13,999
- Yikes.
- Yeah.
383
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,207
Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me.
384
00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:17,333
Yeah.
385
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,416
Jackpot.
386
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,000
Always count on Tucker
to make too much pasta salad.
387
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,374
Why does he always put
Brussels sprouts in it?
388
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,375
Yum.
389
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,624
- All right, give me.
- Yeah, you want one?
390
00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:32,624
- This one's got a little bacon on it.
- All right.
391
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,957
I told you that was a sexy song.
392
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,749
Got to say, I'm surprised
it's one of your most played.
393
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,749
Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole,
394
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:55,165
"I'm a cool hockey man
that listens to classic rock" image.
395
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:59,332
Hey, I'm a cool hockey man
that contains multitudes, so...
396
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:08,250
But actually, my mom used to play me
all kinds of music.
397
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:11,165
- Yeah, she sounds cool.
- Yeah, she was cool.
398
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,207
She had a huge record collection.
399
00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:16,041
She used to let me pick one out to play
whenever my dad...
400
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,041
got too...
401
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,541
intense.
402
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,165
How do you feel
when you listen to that song?
403
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,332
Why do you ask?
404
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,125
Is it just something my advisor said.
405
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,625
Uh, I guess...
406
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,165
I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
407
00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,624
Bold?
408
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,457
Yeah, like to just say,
409
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,500
"I like you, deal with it."
410
00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:45,375
- That's badass.
- Yeah, it is badass.
411
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:54,625
You know, I was thinking...
412
00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:58,874
Sorry.
413
00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,415
Uh, where were we?
414
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:04,082
Uh, I actually probably should go.
415
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,999
- Oh, are-- are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah.
416
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,583
I have a lot to do for the showcase
and classes and...
417
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:11,333
Yeah.
418
00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:14,999
But thank you for your service.
419
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,500
It's much appreciated.
420
00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:20,750
See you soon?
421
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,749
Yeah, okay.
422
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,083
I'll text you?
423
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,207
- So Garrett made you come.
- Yep.
424
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,040
- And you're not freaking out.
- No.
425
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:38,040
Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
426
00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:39,915
- Yeah.
- And you're not freaking out.
427
00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:42,332
- No.
- Because if you were freaking out,
428
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:45,374
I could break out
the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
429
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:48,665
No, I can't let myself become
"Eats Her Feelings Allie".
430
00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:49,957
'Cause if I do that
431
00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:52,207
I'll just keep backsliding
through "Raging Diva Allie",
432
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:54,457
and then "Complete and Total
Breakdown Allie",
433
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:55,957
and then next thing you know,
434
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:57,749
I'll be "Insurance Queen
of Dorset, Vermont, Allie".
435
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:59,457
God help us all.
436
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:02,082
I promised myself.
This has to be the last time.
437
00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:04,999
It has to stick.
I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
438
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,375
Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
439
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:10,457
I believe you.
440
00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:11,582
Uh...
441
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:13,999
even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
442
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,583
This isn't his sweatshirt.
443
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,541
Um...
444
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,040
Oh, my God!
445
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,249
I am a woman possessed!
446
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,999
Hannah, you got to help me.
447
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,082
I lied. I already ate the Cheetos.
448
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,124
I licked the bag clean.
449
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,582
Who is that? Is it Garrett? Is it Justin?
450
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:38,165
Please distract me with the sordid
details of the intricate web
451
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,624
that is your love life.
452
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,999
Uh, it's-- it's Justin.
453
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,083
So you're still into him?
454
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,040
Of course I am.
455
00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:49,082
I worked out this whole orgasm problem
so that I could be with him, didn't I?
456
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:52,915
Yeah, but I don't know, I thought
you might be "dicknotized" by Garrett.
457
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:54,875
- You wouldn't be the first.
- Yeah.
458
00:26:56,666 --> 00:26:58,790
Okay, I'll admit it.
459
00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:00,291
The night was kind of perfect.
460
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,832
Garrett made me feel really safe
461
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:07,249
and a lot of really,
really good other things,
462
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,707
but that doesn't magically turn him
into someone else, you know?
463
00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,457
No, you got to take him at face value.
464
00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:13,665
Right, exactly.
465
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:16,707
And the guy can't get
through a single conversation
466
00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:18,290
without someone trying to sext him,
467
00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:22,375
which is fine because I got the orgasm,
which is what I wanted.
468
00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:26,499
It's just an arrangement between friends.
469
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,416
Yeah, and this won't make
your friendship weird at all?
470
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,874
We had a plan.
471
00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:32,958
The plan worked.
472
00:27:34,041 --> 00:27:36,457
There will be absolutely
no weirdness whatsoever.
473
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,207
It was so weird.
474
00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:41,540
Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it
when other girls snap you during a hookup.
475
00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:44,165
- Tucker, in.
- Logan, this is Bernardo.
476
00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:46,332
Protect him with your life. Your life.
477
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,040
Why do you care
how the night ended anyway?
478
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,458
Because he didn't want it to end.
479
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,374
What? You guys have been
talking about this all practice
480
00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:53,874
and the answer seems pretty obvious.
481
00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:55,375
Logan, in.
482
00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,707
Hey, does Logan
seem off to you guys today?
483
00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:02,374
- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
484
00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:04,457
Bunch of missed passes,
flubbed a goal, stuff like that.
485
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:05,707
What? No, not you.
486
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:07,499
Birdie, what do you mean? What's obvious?
487
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,582
You're into her, dude.
488
00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:10,207
Fuck. I think you're right.
489
00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:12,415
- He's all over the place.
- Shut up, Joe.
490
00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:14,457
- I should tell her.
- Yup.
491
00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:15,457
Like today?
492
00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:16,582
Yep.
493
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:18,332
- Birdie, in.
- Shit.
494
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:20,707
- She's going to Drunk Shakespeare later.
- Sounds like you're going.
495
00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:23,291
- Hey, Joe, watch Bernardo.
- Who?
496
00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:27,790
Who's going to Drunk Shakespeare?
497
00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:28,915
- Hannah.
- Bernardo.
498
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,665
- Amazing, I'm there.
- Rogers, in.
499
00:28:30,666 --> 00:28:32,000
Hold this for Birdie.
500
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:36,915
- So why are we going to Drunk Shakespeare?
- We are not going anywhere.
501
00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:39,041
Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah
how I feel about her.
502
00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:42,457
- How do you feel about her?
- Stuebs, in.
503
00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:43,790
Finally.
504
00:28:43,791 --> 00:28:45,540
Telling her is the right move, G.
505
00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:48,208
We all fuck with Wellsy,
and I think she's good for you.
506
00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:51,582
No! Bernardo! How?
507
00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:54,415
Okay. We're going to Drunk Shakespeare.
508
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:05,040
Okay, dramatic entrance.
509
00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:06,207
Whatever.
510
00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:08,582
Seriously, what's your damage, Heather?
511
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:10,499
Nothing, just a shitty practice.
512
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,624
Really?
513
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,582
That's it?
514
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:14,666
Yeah, that's it.
515
00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:16,290
Mm.
516
00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:19,665
Garrett, he was so busy talking about
Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes
517
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:21,290
and it just made me look bad.
518
00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:23,999
Oh, I see what's happening.
519
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,083
This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
520
00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:27,750
What? That's...
521
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,541
I... I don't...
522
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,374
Convincing.
523
00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:35,999
Don't bother. I saw the way
you were staring at her at karaoke.
524
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,124
This is so like you.
You want things you can't have.
525
00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:40,374
- No, I don't.
- You need a fucking wake-up call.
526
00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:43,749
Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted
chasing a little crush, but you can't.
527
00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:45,665
You don't have a guaranteed deal
with the Bruins.
528
00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:46,707
Jules, I get it.
529
00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:48,499
You've been passed over
twice in the draft.
530
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,624
Your chances of making it to the NHL
are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
531
00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:54,541
And if you don't make it,
it's you and Mom at the garage.
532
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:56,250
Forever.
533
00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:58,791
Is that what you want?
534
00:30:00,541 --> 00:30:02,415
No, it's not what I fucking want.
535
00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:06,040
I'm just saying, if you're going to chase
an impossible dream,
536
00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:07,875
chase one that actually matters.
537
00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,624
♪Well come on inside ♪
538
00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:21,082
♪And we can watch the news
and get naked...♪
539
00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,540
This "mingle with the audience
before the show" shtick
540
00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:25,999
is such hacky student director bullshit.
541
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,582
"Ooh, it's immersive.
We're breaking the aesthetic distance."
542
00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:30,457
- Give me a fucking break.
- Hey, whoa, babe.
543
00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:33,165
Maybe we've turned the corner
onto "Raging Diva Allie".
544
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:35,582
Maybe you've turned the corner
into Cuntsville.
545
00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,665
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.
546
00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:42,040
No, it's okay. It's your first show
at Briar without Sean.
547
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,624
Yeah, he just really used to help
calm me down, you know?
548
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:45,915
I'm kind of nervous.
549
00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:48,832
Yeah, maybe it is making me
a little bit of a...
550
00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:51,625
Catherine! Don't touch a prop
that's not yours!
551
00:30:53,166 --> 00:30:55,749
♪There's people everywhere you go ♪
552
00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:57,582
♪There's people in the bars ♪
553
00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,499
♪There's people on the motorways ♪
554
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,749
♪Driving little people cars ♪
555
00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:04,124
♪There's people walking animals... ♪
556
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:06,040
- Hey.
- Hey. Hey.
557
00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:07,458
You're here!
558
00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:10,957
♪Kissing other people
what the hell is that for?♪
559
00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:12,249
♪Ew...♪
560
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,124
What-- What are you doing here?
561
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:15,957
I'm glad you're here, but...
562
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,582
Well, Beau recruited me.
I have to steal this from Tucker.
563
00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:20,124
Fuck! Oh my...
564
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:21,332
Sorry.
565
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,374
Are you kidding me?
566
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:23,832
- Hey, Wellsy.
- Hey.
567
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,207
Jordan.
568
00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:26,790
- Justin.
- Oh, right.
569
00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:28,540
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sorry, man. My bad.
570
00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:31,457
- It's all good, man.
- Beau and Dean drag you here?
571
00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:34,790
Yeah, man. Well, you know Dean.
He's persuasive.
572
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:37,165
What about you, bro?
You a big Shakespeare guy or what?
573
00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:41,665
Not really, but Hannah told me
she was coming, so here I am.
574
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,415
Oh, she did?
575
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:44,375
She did.
576
00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:47,957
Looks like the show's starting.
577
00:31:47,958 --> 00:31:50,041
- Yeah.
- Do you wanna get a seat?
578
00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:51,750
Couch is free.
579
00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:54,708
- Yeah, yeah. We should probably sit.
- Yeah.
580
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,457
- See you around, man.
- Yeah, brother.
581
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,624
Come on, bitches.
582
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:18,290
Let me hear you all scream
for our gay show.
583
00:32:18,291 --> 00:32:20,708
A Midsummer Night's...
584
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,915
Scream!
585
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:31,124
Now, virgins oft find
Drunk Shakespeare scary.
586
00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:34,040
If it's your first time,
I'll pop your cherry.
587
00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:37,290
Now, there's only one rule,
my sweet, gentle twinks.
588
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,625
When an actor calls "line,"
589
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:42,832
everyone drinks.
590
00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:44,624
- I like that.
- Okay, let's drink to that.
591
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,541
Yeah.
592
00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:47,332
What? What?
593
00:32:50,541 --> 00:32:52,624
No. I'm so sorry, everyone.
594
00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:57,332
It seems that the actors that were going
to play our four young lovers
595
00:32:57,333 --> 00:33:02,082
have all been struck
by a terrible affliction.
596
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,374
- True love?
- No.
597
00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:04,707
Gonorrhea.
598
00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:06,500
Oh!
599
00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:13,791
We'll be needing some brave volunteers
from the audience.
600
00:33:14,291 --> 00:33:15,624
You.
601
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,207
- You go.
- Mm-mm.
602
00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:20,957
Oh, would you look at this couple?
603
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:26,040
Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander!
604
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,333
Whoo!
605
00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:37,041
Bitch, I love this for you.
606
00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:42,749
Okay, next I need a big,
strong man to play Demetrius.
607
00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,582
Me, Garrett Graham.
I want to be in the show.
608
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,624
- What the hell? Shut the fuck up.
- What?
609
00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,124
You can't tell her how you feel
sitting here on your ass, come on.
610
00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:50,790
- Come here, pookie.
- That's okay.
611
00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:52,833
- No, I'm all right.
- You're ours now.
612
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:54,874
Come on, G! Yeah!
613
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:56,207
All right, all right.
614
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,250
Yeah!
615
00:34:00,291 --> 00:34:01,375
Thank you.
616
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:05,499
Okay, now we just need Helena.
617
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,457
She's a real messy bitch
618
00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:10,582
who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
619
00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:12,375
Can anyone relate?
620
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,166
Allow me.
621
00:34:19,041 --> 00:34:21,707
Not even going to wait to be picked.
622
00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:22,874
That is messy.
623
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,957
Let's hear it for our four young lovers.
624
00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:26,832
From the game, right?
625
00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:27,874
Hannah.
626
00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:30,707
Please. Everyone knows the girl
who locked down Garrett Graham.
627
00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:32,999
Uh, no. No, I didn't lock him.
628
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,083
I mean, we're not locked.
629
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,915
He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
630
00:34:38,916 --> 00:34:40,707
...we love to stir up some drama.
631
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:42,125
All right, Hermia.
632
00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,207
Let's get you all caught up.
633
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:48,624
All right, you're in love with Lysander.
634
00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:50,749
Oh!
635
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:57,499
But your big, bad daddy
is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
636
00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:02,250
What say you, Hermia?
637
00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:06,957
But Daddy, I love him!
638
00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:09,750
But Daddy, she loves him!
639
00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:18,874
Oh!
640
00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:22,749
Now, after this, we've got like
ten minutes of rude mechanicals BS.
641
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,958
So, feel free
to help yourselves to our wet bar.
642
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:28,666
Okay.
643
00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:36,874
So your life is practice, class, repeat,
and now also the theater.
644
00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:39,665
- Can we seriously not do this right now?
- Do what?
645
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:42,832
You're broadening your horizons.
646
00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:44,083
I think it's fun.
647
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,166
Looks like Hannah's
broadening her horizons, too.
648
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:56,207
Didn't have to mess with her like that.
She's not my girlfriend.
649
00:35:56,208 --> 00:35:59,040
But you clearly want her to be.
650
00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,499
No, I don't.
651
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:03,499
Please, you can deny it all you want,
but I looked at you
652
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:04,958
the same way for months.
653
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:10,833
Kendall, about the way
that I ended things,
654
00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:12,790
I was kind of a dick.
655
00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:13,957
Don't.
656
00:36:13,958 --> 00:36:16,832
Don't apologize to me
just to make yourself feel better.
657
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:19,582
I was just gonna say, you know,
it sucks when you like someone
658
00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:20,875
and they don't like you back.
659
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:23,207
It does.
660
00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:24,958
If I knew just how much it sucked,
661
00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:29,249
I probably would have
done some things differently.
662
00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:31,125
So, I'm sorry.
663
00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:33,083
And really...
664
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:37,374
will you accept my apology
if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
665
00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:41,458
I was having so much fun being a bitch.
666
00:36:42,291 --> 00:36:44,457
Fine. Yeah, okay, I accept.
667
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,291
Herbal. It's foul, but it's effective.
668
00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:58,457
I see their knavery.
This is to make an ass of me.
669
00:36:58,458 --> 00:37:01,540
What angel wakes me
from my flowery bed?
670
00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:04,625
I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
671
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:08,415
Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
672
00:37:08,416 --> 00:37:11,333
And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
673
00:37:17,416 --> 00:37:18,791
to thy...
674
00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:22,083
smile.
675
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:25,708
And thy sweatshirt.
676
00:37:27,291 --> 00:37:29,208
And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
677
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:33,582
And how thou always made me chocolate chip
and blueberry pancakes
678
00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:35,290
because thou knowest I want both,
679
00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,290
even though thou aren't
eating carbs right now.
680
00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:39,499
And so what if thou favors missionary?
681
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,790
Methinks I could get on board
with missionary.
682
00:37:41,791 --> 00:37:43,707
Oh, sweet Bottom,
683
00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:46,290
out to Vermont do not desire to go.
684
00:37:46,291 --> 00:37:48,875
Please, do not desire to go.
685
00:37:58,666 --> 00:38:01,208
- Holy shit, she's incredible.
- Yeah, man. She really is.
686
00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,749
Line?
687
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:14,082
♪One look, give 'em whiplash ♪
688
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,499
Line?
689
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,708
Line!
690
00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:18,999
- Line.
- He said it!
691
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,874
- He said it.
- That's the word.
692
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:26,457
Okay, I understand your confusion.
This is what's happening here.
693
00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:28,707
I am... I'm fucked up, man.
694
00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:29,874
Line?
695
00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:31,957
It's not even your line!
696
00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:33,458
Sue me, I'm thirsty.
697
00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:36,290
Okay, are these drama kids
better at drinking?
698
00:38:36,291 --> 00:38:38,207
- No, I get it, I get it.
- What's going on?
699
00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:39,083
I totally get it.
700
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:41,582
Ooh!
701
00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:43,499
Pyramus and Thisbe are us all.
702
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,790
- Okay.
- Hmm? Right?
703
00:38:44,791 --> 00:38:46,332
- Well done.
- You see, Tuck?
704
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:48,125
Tucker.
705
00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:54,165
Welcome back!
706
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,333
My lovers.
707
00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,500
Oh!
708
00:38:58,041 --> 00:39:00,415
Looks like you two had a good time.
709
00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:04,832
And it's about to get even better.
710
00:39:04,833 --> 00:39:09,374
I made this love potion
special for the boys.
711
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:10,750
It's a real knockout.
712
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:13,499
And wouldn't you know it?
713
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,582
When they came to,
714
00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:17,916
they only had eyes for Helena.
715
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:20,166
Ooh!
716
00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:22,874
Okay, loving this.
717
00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:25,957
But, fools and mortals,
718
00:39:25,958 --> 00:39:29,083
who will win fair Helena's hand?
719
00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:32,457
How is a buxom maiden ever to decide?
720
00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:33,416
Oh.
721
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:35,416
I know.
722
00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:40,749
How about a good old-fashion dance-off?
723
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:43,915
Which one of you
wants to take the pole first?
724
00:39:43,916 --> 00:39:45,208
Garrett...
725
00:39:45,791 --> 00:39:48,499
Garrett! Garrett! Garrett!
726
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,999
Garrett! Garrett! Garrett!
Garrett! Garrett!
727
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,790
Garrett! Garrett!
728
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,582
Garrett! Get your pole on!
729
00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:56,499
Fuck. Fuck you guys.
730
00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:01,833
Fuck it.
731
00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:04,915
Oh!
732
00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:10,458
♪Fuck your ex-man, I'm the man now ♪
733
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,915
♪Think I feel bad, he was fanned out ♪
734
00:40:12,916 --> 00:40:15,374
♪Do what you like, you've been too nice ♪
735
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:17,707
♪He didn't do right, that's too bad now ♪
736
00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:20,665
♪I see that you worked all night
you're trying to cash out ♪
737
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:22,832
♪You and your friends
are trying to lash out ♪
738
00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:25,624
♪And I'm not the one
to tell them, "Stand down"♪
739
00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:27,457
♪It's their world and they just wanna...♪
740
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:29,041
You know, I was thinking
about asking you out.
741
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:34,125
The reason I didn't is because I thought
you and Garrett were serious, but...
742
00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,041
I guess you're not?
743
00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:43,332
Nope. Uh, definitely not serious.
744
00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:44,708
Cool.
745
00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:48,750
Look, I'm not normally
into theater, but...
746
00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:51,500
you know, I'm really glad I came.
747
00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:55,207
Yeah, me too.
748
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,374
♪I'm for real ♪
749
00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:59,040
♪You worked all night
you're trying to cash out ♪
750
00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:01,332
♪You and your friends
are trying to lash out ♪
751
00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:03,540
♪And I'm not the one
to tell 'em, "Stand down"♪
752
00:41:03,541 --> 00:41:06,415
♪It's their world and they just wanna ♪
753
00:41:06,416 --> 00:41:07,833
♪Girls just wanna dance ♪
754
00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:09,999
♪Girls just wanna dance ♪
755
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,290
If we shadows have offended,
think but this, and all is mended.
756
00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:18,207
That you have but slumbered here
757
00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:21,790
while these visions did appear.
758
00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:23,665
And this weak and idle...
759
00:41:23,666 --> 00:41:24,790
Hey.
760
00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:25,958
Hey.
761
00:41:26,541 --> 00:41:28,457
That was some show you put on out there.
762
00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:29,957
Very Boys Gone Wild.
763
00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:31,000
Thanks.
764
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:34,666
I, uh, bet you're happy
about the second love potion.
765
00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,082
You and Justin back together?
766
00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:39,291
Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
767
00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:42,374
That's-- That's Shakespeare.
768
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,291
- Yeah. I know.
- Sorry.
769
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,166
Um, uh, actually...
770
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,458
Justin said he wants to ask me out.
771
00:41:54,666 --> 00:41:57,165
Uh, congratulations. That's, uh...
772
00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:59,166
Yeah, you did it.
773
00:42:03,625 --> 00:42:05,791
Yeah. Yeah. Uh...
774
00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:13,541
So I-- I guess this means
our deal is officially over?
775
00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:16,000
Right?
776
00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:19,000
Uh, yeah. Right.
777
00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,832
Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
778
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:26,041
And I got you the guy.
779
00:42:28,208 --> 00:42:29,083
Hey.
780
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:32,915
They want us over there for curtain call.
781
00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:34,125
Ready?
782
00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:36,583
- Sure.
- Sweet.
783
00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:19,790
You're getting some good power
behind the shot.
784
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:21,165
Still going wide.
785
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,250
Well, as long as you keep
hitting the rink.
786
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:26,749
- Remember Eastwood? Freshman year?
- Yeah.
787
00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:28,415
That wasn't on me, all right?
788
00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:30,915
Birdie took the shot.
It just deflected off my stick.
789
00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:32,415
And Bragg's teeth.
790
00:43:32,416 --> 00:43:33,874
I bought him a beer. He's fine.
791
00:43:36,666 --> 00:43:38,625
Hey, sorry I couldn't make
the Shakespeare thing.
792
00:43:40,833 --> 00:43:42,041
Yeah, it's okay.
793
00:43:42,666 --> 00:43:43,958
You didn't miss much.
794
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:46,041
So...
795
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:48,041
you and Hannah?
796
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,666
I don't know what I was thinking.
797
00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:55,625
I don't have time for a girlfriend.
798
00:43:58,041 --> 00:43:59,416
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
799
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,333
I know you were really into her.
800
00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:07,041
It's fine.
801
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,125
There's a plan in place for me.
802
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,082
Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
803
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:16,458
- All I gotta do is follow through.
- That's a good plan.
804
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,999
People would kill to have that plan.
805
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,333
Right, exactly.
806
00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:24,291
Hannah was just a distraction.
807
00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:27,000
Yeah, I mean...
808
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,208
sometimes you don't get
everything you want.
809
00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:38,333
But you're Garrett Graham.
810
00:44:38,916 --> 00:44:39,875
All right?
811
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,749
Things are gonna work out for you, okay?
812
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:43,958
They always do.
813
00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:48,665
Yeah, well, for you too, man.
814
00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:51,374
It's me and you on the Bruins.
That's the dream, right?
815
00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:53,125
Yeah, that's the dream.
816
00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:59,207
Anyway, I was gonna hit up Malone's
if you wanted to join.
817
00:44:59,208 --> 00:45:00,874
You look like you could use it.
818
00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:02,665
That's all right. I'm gonna stay.
819
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:03,790
You sure?
820
00:45:03,791 --> 00:45:05,415
- Yeah.
- All right, man.
821
00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:07,291
- I'll see you later.
- All right, bud.
822
00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:51,291
I know. I said I wouldn't call.
823
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:55,999
And that's how I learned the difference
between Billie Joe Armstrong
824
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,290
and Haley Joel Osment.
825
00:45:58,833 --> 00:46:01,416
Yeah, that's-- that's funny.
826
00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:07,582
I'm-- I'm really glad
we got to spend some time together.
827
00:46:07,583 --> 00:46:09,207
You know, outside of rehearsals.
828
00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,041
Yeah, same.
829
00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,208
Oh, I fucking love this song.
830
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,540
Why do you love it so much?
831
00:46:18,541 --> 00:46:20,124
Well, I mean, for starters,
832
00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:22,749
the bass line and the way it interacts
with the lead guitars--
833
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,458
No, uh, sorry.
834
00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:26,875
I actually mean...
835
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,582
what does it make you feel?
836
00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:31,916
I mean, jealous I didn't write it first.
837
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,958
Why? What does it make you feel?
838
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:40,000
Uh, nothing.
839
00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:42,250
I mean, they're not for everyone.
840
00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:44,708
Yeah.
841
00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:47,375
Hey, this...
842
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,125
This party's kind of dead, right?
843
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:52,957
- Do you want to come back to mine, and--?
- Justin...
844
00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:55,208
Let me guess. Rain check?
845
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,374
Not quite.
846
00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:00,916
♪You're so fucking gorgeous ♪
847
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,457
This is Garrett.
848
00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:19,082
No phones allowed on the ice,
so leave a message.
849
00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:37,583
♪Baby ♪
850
00:47:39,666 --> 00:47:43,874
♪Now that I've found you
I can't let you go ♪
851
00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:46,999
♪I'll build my world around you ♪
852
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,625
♪I need you so ♪
853
00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:53,832
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
854
00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:57,499
♪You don't need me ♪
855
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,915
♪Baby ♪
856
00:47:59,916 --> 00:48:04,290
♪Now that I've found you
I can't let you go ♪
857
00:48:04,291 --> 00:48:09,208
♪I'll build my world around you
I need you so ♪
858
00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:14,332
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
859
00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:18,374
♪You don't need me ♪
860
00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:21,916
♪Baby, baby, since first we met ♪
861
00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:26,708
♪I knew in this heart of mine ♪
862
00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:32,499
♪The love we had could not be bad ♪
863
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:36,000
♪I played it right and I bide my time ♪
864
00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:42,916
♪Spent a lifetime looking for somebody ♪
865
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:47,625
♪To give me love like you ♪
866
00:48:49,125 --> 00:48:53,665
♪Now you've told me
that you wanna leave me ♪
867
00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:58,749
♪Darling, I just can't let you ♪
868
00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,082
♪Baby ♪
869
00:49:01,083 --> 00:49:05,457
♪Now that I've found you
I can't let you go ♪
870
00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:10,749
♪I'll build my world around you
I need you so ♪
871
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:15,582
♪Baby, even though you don't need me ♪
872
00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:19,458
♪You don't need me ♪
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