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what up, y'all?
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Yo. I'm fixin' to tell you
how it is in the hood.
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- See, 'cause in the hood,
everybody's a target.
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No, it ain't like that.
I'm goin' tell you the real deal
what it goes on in the hood.
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See, in the hood, most of us
won't reach the age of 21.
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- for me?
- Yeah. Make a wish.
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Agh!
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No, lord! No, lord! Not my baby!
I know you didn't do me wrong, lord!
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No! He done--
My junior!
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I nursed him with these!
Lord, why?
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- Not my baby!
- Yo. Yo!
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Yo, yo! This ain't your baby.
This ain't your baby.
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Ain't that some shit.
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I'm outta here.
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I'm gonna tell you what
it's really like livin' in the hood.
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I moved back into my father's
house after livin' with my moms
for most of my life.
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Tray, I don't want you
hangin' out in the streets.
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I want you to finish school,
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'cause without an education the only
work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs,
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pimpin' women or workin'
security for Eddie Murphy.
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Now, I've done all I can.
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I got my education;
I worked two jobs to support you.
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But I can't teach you
how to be a man.
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Only your father
can do that.
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Now gimme a kiss
and be a good boy.
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- I love you, tray.
- Love you too, mom.
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So, will I see you again?
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Sorry, baby.
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You know there ain't no positive
black females in these movies.
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Sorry.
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My father tried
his best to give me advice.
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The problem was, he was only
a couple of years older than me.
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Fool, I told you I don't
want no damn watchtower!
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Hey, what's up, nigger?
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- What's up, pops?
- How you doin', man?
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- How you doin', man?
- How's it goin'?
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- Man!
- Look at you. It's goin' be on!
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- Look at you, man!
Look, you got big, man!
- You know.
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Last time I seen you,
you was about this tall.
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They wouldn't even let you on
the rides at the amusement park.
Had to take you to kiddie land.
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- Remember that?
- Yeah, but it's all good.
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- I was just about to eat
breakfast. You hungry?
- No, I'm full, man.
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- I had some red hots.
- Is that right?
Cool. Hey, man, come on in.
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Please allow me.
You're the guest in my house, man.
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Make yourself at home.
Hey, are those your Bo's?
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- Yeah.
- Hey, I'm gonna be sportin' them, man.
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It's good to have you
up in it too.
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- I'm gonna finish gettin' my
swollen on right. Have a seat.
- All right. Cool.
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Hey! Make sure your
ass is on that plastic.
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Look, tray.
So we're not bumpin' heads.
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Man, if you gon' be stayin' here,
you gon' have to follow some rules.
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No smokin' my shit.
Don't let me catch you drinkin' my shit.
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And if you bring any of them ho's up
in here, make sure I fuck 'em first.
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And...you gon'
have some chores.
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- Chores?
- That's right. Chores.
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Nigger, this ain't gon'
be no free ride!
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You gon' have to
keep track of my matchbox cars.
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You got to organize the damn
sega genesis cartridges.
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Do my homework, since you want
to be such a smart ass.
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After that, in the nighttime,
cut the hair on my balls.
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- Can I ask you a question, pop?
- Yeah.
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What you gon' be doin'?
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Hey! Look, nigger, I ain't got
to do nothin'. My mama take care of me.
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I know you think I'm bein' hard on you.
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What the hell. I guess I'm tryin'
to teach you some responsibility.
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- You right, pop.
- No shit.
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Hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you line me up in the back?
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That's gon' run you
about $13.
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Thirteen dollars?
Come on, man. The Spanish dude
down the block only charges six.
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- Well, take your ass to him
and let him fuck your head up.
- Nah, I'll let you cut me up.
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Hey, tray, let me
ask you a question, man.
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- What's up?
- You still a virgin?
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Of course.
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Well, there was this one dude
who rubbed up against my butt
one time, but I ain't like it.
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Hey, man, I'm talkin'
about girls, man!
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Girls? C'mon, pops.
Now, you know I be gettin' mine.
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- I mean, you gettin' it,
or you gettin' it?
- I'm gettin' it.
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- I didn't tell you about
that little honey dip?
- What honey?
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Pop, I met the finest
little brown-skinned cutie...
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Down at
the corner market, man.
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She had big breasts
and big legs. Ass was-- pow!
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- Ghetto Booty! Yes.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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So, you know, I knew she liked me,
'cause we locked eyes.
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- - So I started to get into
my mack daddy Denzel mode.
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You know? Yeah. So I start fixin' my
eyebrows, make sure they was straight.
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Fix my hair, make sure
it was slick and greasy.
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- Makin' sure my breath wasn't stinkin'.
- Hey, get to the fuckin' part!
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Okay. So anyway...
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I went over to her house
one Sunday mornin'.
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Her moms had
just gone to church.
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And we had the place
all to ourself.
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So you know, we got to kissin',
lickin', slobbin'.
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You know, doin' the wild thing.
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- When we got up there,
it was like heaven.
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Better than
my wildest fantasies.
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Well, apparently, her moms must have
forgot her purse or somethin',
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'Cause she came back home.
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I guess she could smell sex in the air.
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I got a surprise for you.
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- And that's when things
really got freaky.
- Come on.
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Before I knew it the door burst open...
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And there was her mama!
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Hold him down, baby.
Let mama have him.
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- I grabbed my things and got out
of there the best way I could.
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Yeah. I sure do hope
you got her number.
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- The girl?
- Hell, no. Her mama. She the freak.
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Hey, hey. Pops, don't go up
too high in the back.
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Man, don't worry about this.
We all done. There we go.
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- Yeah.
- I got something for you
to make the girls...
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Think you're smelling good.
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All hooked up, partner. Gimme my $13.
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- All right, give it up!
It's a Jack move, fool.
- J-j-just don't shoot.
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Hey, come back here with my truck!
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Will you-- come here!
Son, gimme that truck back!
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Man, you got
any spare change?
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Sorry, bro.
I'm all out, man.
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Man, I got these
cheeseburgers, man.
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I don't want any cheeseburgers.
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Please, man?
I'll suck your dick.
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Ill. Get outta here, man!
Get outta here!
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It hurt me to wake up and see
my beautiful black people suffer,
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victimized by the oppressive,
harsh realities of the hood.
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I guess, even though we were free,
we were still slaves...
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In the mind.
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Message.
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Luckily, I wasn't alone
here in the hood.
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See, my cousin loc dog
lived right across the street.
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Loc dog was America's
worst nightmare.
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poverty and profanity.
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You wakin' up the fuckin'
babies, motherfucker!
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This still my motherfuckin' house!
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Who the fuck is that
on my porch?
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- Hey, Mrs. dog.
- Hey, ashtray.
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- You come to stay
with your daddy for good?
- Yeah.
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00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:04,161
Come on in.
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You tell your pretty-ass,
motherfuckin' daddy I said hello?
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00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,109
Yeah.
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Baby, do me a favor and
pass me that shit over there.
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Hey!
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- Care for a little soup?
- No, thanks. I'm cool.
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- Is loc dog here?
- Yeah, that lazy-ass
motherfucker is in the back,
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doin' nothin', as usual.
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- Okay. Well, I'll see you later.
- All right, babe.
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Hey, grandma.
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Ashtray! You little
bitch-ass motherfucker!
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Come over here
and give your grandma a hug.
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That's my nigger.
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- You been wearin' them Jimmy hats
like grandma gave you?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- How are you?
- My old stinky ass is fine,
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'cept for my arthritis
in my trigger finger.
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00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:10,169
- But I can still stick and move.
- I bet you can.
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That beatin' the police give me
didn't slow me down a bit.
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C'mon, motherfucker.
Gimme your best shot.
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C'mon, grandma.
I don't wanna do nothin' like that.
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- Aw, c'mon.
- Come on, grandma. I don't
wanna do that. Stop. Come on.
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Ooh.
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Damn, them fake teeth
are hard.
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Bye-bye.
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You still hit like a bitch,
motherfucker.
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Loc dog was
gonna teach me to survive in the hood,
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even if it killed me.
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Tray, is that you?
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00:13:04,605 --> 00:13:07,211
Hey, you better start
announcin' yourself...
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Before you get smoked
up in here, nigger. Damn!
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You know that chronic
make me paranoid, baby.
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00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:16,962
Come here, you old fool-dog,
mark-ass trick. Gimme some love.
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00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,299
- What's up, cuz?
- All right. That's enough of that love.
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00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,793
I don't play that sentimental shit.
Come on. Come in.
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00:13:25,044 --> 00:13:27,233
Quick fashion question.
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00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:32,134
Should I wear this tec-9
with the high-tops?
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00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:38,912
Or should I wear this uzi
with my low-tops?
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00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:46,630
I'll just wear these then.
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00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:55,181
Hey, tray, scoot over. Rumor has
it your bitch ass is in town for good.
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00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:58,621
Yeah, man. Moms is beepin'.
She says time for me to become a man.
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00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:02,063
Nigger, my mom said
the same shit! Sweatin' me, nigger!
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00:14:02,064 --> 00:14:05,817
Yeah, man. Hey. I don't care though.
You know, I told her,
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I don't wanna be on welfare my
whole life; You know what I'm sayin'?
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00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,822
For real, nigger. I got bigger and
better plans. You know what I'm sayin'?
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00:14:10,823 --> 00:14:14,630
Figure I'll get me a job at the
post office. You know, maybe at a bank.
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- That's all good, man.
- Work real hard.
Work my way up to manager.
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00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:20,312
We need more black people
like this, man.
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00:14:20,313 --> 00:14:24,901
Learn the system a little bit,
then I'll rob that motherfucker blind.
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Break all yourselves.
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00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:32,721
Hey, loc, man. Whatever happened
to your pops anyway?
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That old mark-ass nigger ran out
on us like a little biz-nitch.
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00:14:39,396 --> 00:14:41,482
You know, it's--
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00:14:44,506 --> 00:14:46,904
You know, it's kinda tough--
188
00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:53,890
Growin' up in the hood
without a--
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00:14:53,891 --> 00:14:57,853
Without a positive male role model
to look up to.
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Message.
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00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:02,546
Aw, nigger, come on.
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00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:05,674
Let's go get preach and crazy legs
and go to this picnic real quick.
193
00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:08,073
Come on.
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00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,279
Damn!
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00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:29,137
This is some good shit.
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00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:32,474
You have your black ass
back here by Friday,
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00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:36,125
'cause the social worker's
comin' on over here and
I'm still claimin' your ass.
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00:15:36,126 --> 00:15:38,522
Quit sweatin' me. Shoot.
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00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:42,068
And grandma, you better stay out
my lndo, 'fore I smoke your ass!
200
00:15:42,069 --> 00:15:44,362
Aw, go fuck yourself, nigger.
201
00:15:44,363 --> 00:15:48,274
Our friend preach was a former
gang member turned activist.
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00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:51,349
But now he's just plain confused.
203
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:55,313
- Preach. What up, nigger?
- Y'all need to stop usin'
the word nigger.
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00:15:55,314 --> 00:15:59,796
You see, it's terms like the word nigger
that the white man uses...
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To take away the self-esteem
of another race!
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00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,480
- Word.
- Yeah. Remind me
to pick my laundry up...
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00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:08,139
From that chink motherfucker
up the street.
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00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:16,169
Crazy legs used
to be the best dancer in the hood.
209
00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:19,192
But now he's paralyzed from
the waist down after a drive-by.
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00:16:19,193 --> 00:16:21,173
What's up, crazy?
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00:16:21,174 --> 00:16:25,657
Hey, what's up, y'all? I be right
there, all right?
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00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:27,847
Whoo!
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00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:32,540
- That's the way to start the day.
How you doin'?
- Hi, crazy.
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00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:35,356
- Hi, yourself. How's my little partner?
- Hello, little pygmy brother.
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00:16:35,357 --> 00:16:38,275
- All right, African brother.
- Hey, hold that.
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00:16:38,276 --> 00:16:41,091
Loc dog didn't
have the flyest ride in the hood,
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but it was reliable
in rain, sleet or snow.
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00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:03,720
Hey, you guys.
Y'all want to see a dead body?
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00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,119
- Yeah! Of course.
- Come on.
220
00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:15,087
I told you he was dead.
221
00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:39,905
Hey, where you goin', girl?
222
00:17:39,906 --> 00:17:43,972
Damn! Hey, tray, if you can't
get nothin' up in here,
223
00:17:43,973 --> 00:17:46,579
- you gonna straight die a virgin.
- Shit, man.
224
00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:54,609
Hey, y'all. Look at them
freaks gettin' busy on the dance floor.
225
00:17:57,062 --> 00:17:59,093
there's all kinds
of bitches here!
226
00:17:59,094 --> 00:18:03,161
What did I tell you about disrespectin'
my nubian princesses?
227
00:18:03,162 --> 00:18:06,497
- Aw, come on!
- Quit disrespect-- you need--
228
00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:11,294
My God. The mother of mecca
is right here before me.
229
00:18:11,295 --> 00:18:14,005
Do my eyes not deceive me...
230
00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:17,342
Or am I lookin'
at the goddess lsis herself?
231
00:18:17,343 --> 00:18:20,784
Can you--
Can you do me a favor,
232
00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:22,765
my brown-skinned angel?
233
00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:26,624
Can you tap that white girl for me?
234
00:18:29,336 --> 00:18:32,984
My milk of magnesia.
235
00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:37,781
After the devil made you
he broke the mold.
236
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:41,745
But maybe you and I could,
make a little jungle fever?
237
00:18:46,855 --> 00:18:49,879
Hey, this one to all my dead homies,
you know what I'm sayin'?
238
00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:05,260
I remember the first time I saw dashiki.
239
00:19:05,261 --> 00:19:08,127
She was fine enough
to be jet beauty of the week.
240
00:19:12,821 --> 00:19:16,992
- What's up, nigger?
- Yo, man. Who's this
fine girl over here?
241
00:19:16,993 --> 00:19:18,972
Nigger, that's dashiki.
242
00:19:18,973 --> 00:19:22,726
Stay away from there. Everybody
in the hood's been up with her.
243
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:25,229
Shoot. She got more kids
than Mrs. wayans.
244
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,210
- Damn!
- Yeah.
245
00:19:29,193 --> 00:19:33,468
Anyway, that's toothpick's ex-girl. You
don't want any of that boy's old scraps.
246
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,454
- Toothpick
got used to bein' in jail.
- Damn!
247
00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:45,148
So much so that even on the outside, he
lived like he was still on the inside.
248
00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:49,319
Gimme a knife, boy.
Keep it down. Keep it down.
249
00:19:52,656 --> 00:19:54,845
Bone check, homey.
Bone check!
250
00:19:54,846 --> 00:19:56,930
Five dollars a head!
Five dollars.
251
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:59,120
- I got top!
- Go fish!
252
00:19:59,121 --> 00:20:03,292
- What they in for, man?
- Five dollars, Buster!
253
00:20:03,293 --> 00:20:05,690
I got that.
I can cover that.
254
00:20:05,691 --> 00:20:10,175
Here. Here you go.
255
00:20:12,261 --> 00:20:14,138
What?
256
00:20:15,911 --> 00:20:17,995
My money ain't good?
257
00:20:17,996 --> 00:20:20,915
Do you know how many
crumb cakes I can get for that?
258
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:24,148
How many chocolate milks?
How many bars of soap?
259
00:20:24,149 --> 00:20:26,651
Deal my cards! Just hurry up and
deal my cards. Deal, deal, deal!
260
00:20:26,652 --> 00:20:29,780
- All right, nigger! One up, two.
- Shit.
261
00:20:33,743 --> 00:20:36,244
Hello.
262
00:20:36,245 --> 00:20:39,426
- She wants me.
- Why you keep wastin' your time
with that trick?
263
00:20:39,427 --> 00:20:42,188
Tellin' you, you need yourself
somethin' with some class.
264
00:20:42,189 --> 00:20:44,796
Someone you can take home to stepmama.
You know what I'm tryin' to say?
265
00:20:44,797 --> 00:20:47,403
Get yourself a real woman.
266
00:20:51,887 --> 00:20:53,869
A real woman.
267
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,874
Hey, tray, you see
that bitch over there?
268
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,221
- I see her.
- Now, that's a lady.
269
00:21:03,984 --> 00:21:06,382
I bet you I can
get her number.
270
00:21:06,383 --> 00:21:09,459
- Nigger, you ain't gettin'
nobody's number.
- Fool, watch me.
271
00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:22,650
Break yourself! Gimme your
goddamn number. Come on! Hurry up!
272
00:21:27,239 --> 00:21:32,556
Cool, cool, cool. So, um, I'm gonna
give you a call about 5:00, all right?
273
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,372
- I said all right?
- Y-y-yeah, yeah. Yeah.
274
00:21:35,373 --> 00:21:37,562
All right, sweetheart.
Take care of yourself, all right?
275
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:40,169
I told you
I'd get her number.
276
00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:57,583
hey, beautiful.
277
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,190
- Please!
- Hey, mister.
278
00:22:00,191 --> 00:22:04,154
- What's up, little man?
- Aw, you're just tryin'
to get some from my mama.
279
00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:08,742
Ho! Snap. No, little man.
Actually, what I'm tryin'--
280
00:22:08,743 --> 00:22:11,767
Gimme a dollar,
and I'll leave you alone.
281
00:22:21,986 --> 00:22:25,948
Cute little kid.
By the way, my name is ashtray.
282
00:22:25,949 --> 00:22:30,015
My name is dashiki.
That's Swahili for "doggie-style."
283
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,831
- Ooh, that's pretty.
- Those are my kids.
284
00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:36,689
Hello, everybody.
285
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,651
Now, children. What do you say
when you meet a nice man?
286
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:43,364
Are you my daddy?
287
00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:48,474
Ooh. All I know is I'd
really like to take you out.
288
00:22:49,725 --> 00:22:52,539
You and your seven kids.
289
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:56,086
That sounds nice, but I'm leavin'
the hood in a couple of days.
290
00:22:56,087 --> 00:23:00,986
Really? Man, I can't wait for the day
I can move out of the hood.
291
00:23:00,987 --> 00:23:05,628
Well, look, I know I just met you,
but you're welcome to come along.
292
00:23:05,629 --> 00:23:08,494
I mean, I need somebody
to help me change all them diapers.
293
00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,476
Ls that it? Diapers?
294
00:23:10,477 --> 00:23:13,396
I used to change my father's
diapers all the time. Ain't no thing.
295
00:23:13,397 --> 00:23:17,567
Listen.
296
00:23:17,568 --> 00:23:20,174
You think about it, okay?
297
00:23:20,175 --> 00:23:24,868
And if you're serious,
let me know.
298
00:23:31,437 --> 00:23:35,713
Hey, man, ain't that dashiki
over there kissin' that fool, man?
299
00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:39,467
Man? Right there!
300
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,742
- Yeah.
- Damn!
301
00:23:45,098 --> 00:23:47,913
I'se gon' shank that fool
right now!
302
00:23:47,914 --> 00:23:50,624
Pick, you trippin', man. Damn.
303
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:53,648
Nigger, that's old news!
Think about it, nigger.
304
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,838
You been in jail
five years now.
305
00:23:55,839 --> 00:24:00,113
Man, it's only been 1,825 days,
six hours and 13 minutes!
306
00:24:00,114 --> 00:24:02,095
She could've waited!
307
00:24:02,096 --> 00:24:04,910
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm just sayin'
why go back to jail. You know?
308
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:08,614
I ain't worried about jail!
What the fuck-- you sound like a bitch.
309
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,584
- Bitch!
- Man, I ain't worried about jail!
310
00:24:11,585 --> 00:24:15,443
Shit, I-- I don't give a damn
about goin' to jail.
311
00:24:15,444 --> 00:24:18,050
- You can take me to jail!
- Take me to jail!
312
00:24:18,051 --> 00:24:20,135
- Shit, lock me up!
- Lock me up!
313
00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:22,012
- Throw away the key!
- Throw away the key!
314
00:24:22,013 --> 00:24:23,994
I ain't afraid to fuck
somebody in his ass!
315
00:24:25,976 --> 00:24:28,269
- This fool is trippin'.
- I'm outta here.
316
00:24:28,270 --> 00:24:31,815
You on your own there, bro.
317
00:24:33,276 --> 00:24:35,360
Yeah, y'all. Come on, man.
318
00:24:35,361 --> 00:24:37,342
Y'all ain't never been
in a shower with a man?
319
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:41,513
And you see the suds
crawl down the crack of his ass...
320
00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:43,703
And you just...
321
00:24:43,704 --> 00:24:45,684
Be, tou--
322
00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:51,628
I was foolin' y'all, man!
323
00:24:51,629 --> 00:24:55,278
I was foolin' y'all!
Those was jokes!
324
00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:58,615
Whoo! Whoo!
325
00:24:58,616 --> 00:25:01,326
Hey, man, fuck this. I'm goin'.
326
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:15,091
I don't usually be kissin'
like that when I first meet someone.
327
00:25:15,092 --> 00:25:19,054
But you special. -
328
00:25:19,055 --> 00:25:22,287
- Cigarette?
- Ashtray.
329
00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:26,041
Yeah. Ashtray.
330
00:25:29,692 --> 00:25:31,673
Hey, stupid.
331
00:25:31,777 --> 00:25:33,862
You realize you just kissed
every nigger in the party?
332
00:25:33,863 --> 00:25:37,409
Now come on. I gotta go to the store
and get some more forties.
333
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:40,224
Okay. Yeah. All right.
334
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,689
Whoo! Now, that there
is somethin' special.
335
00:25:46,690 --> 00:25:50,809
How come you talk all that noise
about white men, and then
go date white women, fool?
336
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:53,624
No. You see, I'm just
tryin' to do to white girls...
337
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:58,682
- What the white man's been doin'
to us for 400 years!
- Yeah? What's that?
338
00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:01,496
Fuck 'em. Amy jo!
339
00:26:01,497 --> 00:26:05,669
You cold. He cold.
340
00:26:17,974 --> 00:26:20,997
Yeah, yeah.
Forties and nines.
341
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,874
That's
my favorite store.
342
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:25,898
Hey. I'm gonna go in here
and get me a malt liquor slurpee.
343
00:26:25,899 --> 00:26:27,984
Run across the street
and get me some barbecue potato chips.
344
00:26:27,985 --> 00:26:29,965
- Ooh.
- Can I keep the change?
345
00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:32,364
Hell, no, fool.
That's a ten-dollar food stamp.
346
00:26:32,365 --> 00:26:34,449
Better bring me back
my change.
347
00:26:34,450 --> 00:26:36,431
- Cheapskate.
- Stupid.
348
00:26:40,707 --> 00:26:44,460
What's up now,
you pretty punk trick?
349
00:26:46,442 --> 00:26:49,048
Hey! What's up?
We got a problem, toothpick?
350
00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:52,803
I said,
do we have a problem?
351
00:26:52,804 --> 00:26:55,201
We got a problem for ya.
352
00:26:55,202 --> 00:26:58,383
Right here. This a problem.
Right there. Right there.
353
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,728
All right. We'll play a little game.
354
00:27:00,729 --> 00:27:02,710
Right here.
355
00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:08,236
I said do... we...
356
00:27:08,237 --> 00:27:11,573
Have... a... problem?
357
00:27:11,574 --> 00:27:14,597
"U.S.S.R."
358
00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:18,770
You better get your stinky asses
outta here before I cause
a nuclear holocaust, fool.
359
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,854
Well, let's go!
Fool, come on!
360
00:27:20,855 --> 00:27:22,993
It'll be Hiroshima
and nigger-saki.
361
00:27:22,994 --> 00:27:26,902
- Fool, let's go! Let's go!
- That's right, boy!
You better get on outta here!
362
00:27:26,903 --> 00:27:28,884
And don't come back!
363
00:27:28,885 --> 00:27:32,325
- Punk!
- Tray, bring your simple behind on!
364
00:27:48,698 --> 00:27:50,887
Hello?
365
00:27:50,888 --> 00:27:53,286
- Hey, yo, man. You page me?
- Yeah, yeah. You ready to be out?
366
00:27:53,287 --> 00:27:55,685
- Yeah. Let's move.
- All right.
367
00:28:08,094 --> 00:28:11,535
I go and check them.
368
00:28:27,699 --> 00:28:29,993
Hyyaaa-aah!
369
00:28:33,018 --> 00:28:35,103
Hurry up and buy!
370
00:28:39,796 --> 00:28:42,194
Hurry up and buy!
371
00:28:46,574 --> 00:28:49,077
Hurry up and buy!
372
00:28:52,101 --> 00:28:54,708
Break yourself!
373
00:28:59,713 --> 00:29:01,799
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
374
00:29:04,197 --> 00:29:06,179
You dropped something.
375
00:29:08,056 --> 00:29:10,766
Yeah! Break yourself, fool!
376
00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:13,790
Yeah! Recognize.
377
00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:16,293
Gimme my money back.
378
00:29:16,294 --> 00:29:21,090
Word. Candy bars.
Hey! Ms. lady bitch.
379
00:29:21,091 --> 00:29:24,844
Hey. I'm talkin' to you.
How much for this candy bar?
380
00:29:24,845 --> 00:29:26,825
Five dollar.
381
00:29:26,826 --> 00:29:30,789
Better give me some sucky-sucky
with that for five dollars.
382
00:29:30,790 --> 00:29:33,291
You don't like;
You don't buy.
383
00:29:33,292 --> 00:29:35,272
Hey. Look here.
384
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,923
Just charge us for the chips
and the ice cream. All right? Shoot.
385
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,406
Hey, let's raise up outta here
'fore I loc up on these people.
386
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:46,430
Quit lickin' that damn ice cream
like that 'fore I put you on the
corner to make me some money!
387
00:29:46,431 --> 00:29:49,455
I feel sorry
for your mother.
388
00:29:51,645 --> 00:29:55,190
What'd you say
about my mama?
389
00:29:55,191 --> 00:29:59,048
I don't want trouble. Just go!
Go home! Don't come back!
390
00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:02,126
What'd you say about my mama?
Break yourself!
391
00:30:02,127 --> 00:30:03,950
No!
392
00:30:04,055 --> 00:30:07,286
You break; You buy!
Soda, five dollar!
393
00:30:07,287 --> 00:30:10,207
Loc, what are you
doin', man? Come on!
394
00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:13,752
Pickles!
395
00:30:13,753 --> 00:30:16,150
Ten dollar!
Come on, gimme money!
396
00:30:16,151 --> 00:30:18,550
Gimme money right now!
397
00:30:20,323 --> 00:30:23,241
Right-- shirt!
398
00:30:23,242 --> 00:30:26,684
Nineteen ninety-five!
On sale! Come on!
399
00:30:31,689 --> 00:30:34,766
Yo, loc! Are you crazy?
What the hell did you do?
400
00:30:34,767 --> 00:30:38,466
- Hey, fool. It wasn't me!
- I ain't hurt nobody!
401
00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:40,449
Catch.
402
00:30:43,056 --> 00:30:45,037
The man!
403
00:30:53,275 --> 00:30:56,508
Have a nice day.
Yeah.
404
00:30:57,968 --> 00:31:02,869
- He's good.
- Come on, tray.
Let's get outta here!
405
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,037
hey, man,
check out that 6-4.
406
00:31:34,884 --> 00:31:37,177
Aw, damn. What up, grandma?
407
00:31:37,178 --> 00:31:40,409
Tell your daddy to page me.
408
00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:43,225
All right, then. All right.
Play or stay up?
409
00:31:58,869 --> 00:32:02,517
some of you womenfolk,
you get hot.
410
00:32:02,518 --> 00:32:06,688
You get bothered. And every now
and again you get hot and bothered!
411
00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:08,774
- Amen!
- Ha! Well, what I want you to do...
412
00:32:08,775 --> 00:32:13,466
When you get that hot and
you need a little... relief,
413
00:32:49,444 --> 00:32:52,676
- preach on, reverend!
- Ain't that the truth!
414
00:33:27,924 --> 00:33:30,634
Amen! I got $100 right here!
415
00:33:30,635 --> 00:33:33,137
Brother Deacon, get the collection plate
around on that side.
416
00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,787
Nigger, get it around on that side.
417
00:33:36,788 --> 00:33:40,854
We will now have a--
A "b" selection from the choir.
418
00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:47,110
I feel the spirit!
Whoo! Yes.
419
00:33:49,719 --> 00:33:51,699
Ain't that the truth?
420
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,889
All right, grandma!
421
00:33:53,890 --> 00:33:57,435
- Yes, lord!
- Praise the lord!
422
00:34:54,581 --> 00:34:57,187
well, Malik, kid, man.
How's it feel?
423
00:34:57,188 --> 00:35:01,777
- Your first day of college?
- Aw, it ain't nothin' dope.
You be up in there next year.
424
00:35:01,778 --> 00:35:04,540
I'm thinkin' about goin'
away to college myself, kids.
425
00:35:04,541 --> 00:35:07,147
- Thank you, brother.
Thank you. Hey, hey!
426
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:12,413
Loc, you better stop clownin',
get your g.E.D. Before you
end up like that brother.
427
00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:15,333
- There you go, brother.
- Thank you, man.
428
00:35:28,473 --> 00:35:30,661
Bro, I'm gonna get me
my "g-o-b." A job.
429
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,582
Yeah, I heard they hirin' down at b.M.
Motors, tray. Come down there with me.
430
00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:36,710
Not today, loc.
I gotta take my driver's test.
431
00:35:45,836 --> 00:35:48,285
This is what fresh air
smell like.
432
00:35:48,286 --> 00:35:50,371
Yeah. You livin' it, man.
433
00:35:50,476 --> 00:35:52,561
Wow. That's great.
434
00:35:55,377 --> 00:35:58,192
- All right, man.
- All right, man.
435
00:35:58,193 --> 00:36:01,841
- Stay up.
- All right, man.
436
00:36:01,842 --> 00:36:04,762
All right. That's enough of all
that sentimental stuff.
437
00:36:06,952 --> 00:36:10,601
Yo, Malik.
Don't forget about us, baby.
438
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:15,294
- Hey, one love, baby.
- Big baby!
439
00:36:15,295 --> 00:36:19,361
- You know, Malik is the first one
in the hood to go to college.
- Yeah.
440
00:36:19,362 --> 00:36:22,855
- Finally, someone from
the hood is gonna make it.
- Yeah, there is hope.
441
00:36:24,993 --> 00:36:26,974
Yeah!
442
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:44,805
Hello, I'm Mr. Walker.
I'm your examiner for today.
443
00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:47,308
Put on your seat belt,
check your mirrors; Let's begin.
444
00:36:47,309 --> 00:36:49,290
Okay.
445
00:37:09,312 --> 00:37:12,232
Make a right, right there.
446
00:37:21,096 --> 00:37:24,433
And... make another left here.
447
00:37:33,297 --> 00:37:35,382
Park right there.
448
00:37:38,511 --> 00:37:40,596
Wait here.
449
00:37:51,650 --> 00:37:54,152
- Come back here!
Somebody call the police!
450
00:37:54,153 --> 00:37:57,593
Drive, motherfucker! Drive!
451
00:38:00,514 --> 00:38:05,102
- It was nice meeting you.
We'll be in touch.
- Thank you very much. Okay.
452
00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:09,898
My God!
453
00:38:11,881 --> 00:38:14,070
Hey!
454
00:38:14,071 --> 00:38:16,259
Yes? May I help you?
455
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:19,701
Yeah, I heard y'all niggers
was hirin'. What's up?
456
00:38:19,702 --> 00:38:23,455
Yes. Here. Why don't you
fill out this application?
457
00:38:23,456 --> 00:38:26,689
Tsk. Make me write and shit.
458
00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:31,902
If I was white,
wouldn't be makin' me write.
459
00:38:31,903 --> 00:38:35,709
Well, actually, originally
I'm from the east coast.
460
00:38:35,710 --> 00:38:38,784
But after my master's
I thought I'd take a break,
461
00:38:38,785 --> 00:38:40,870
so here I am.
462
00:38:40,871 --> 00:38:44,728
I was tired of living off of daddy.
463
00:38:44,729 --> 00:38:49,109
"Age." Nineteen.
464
00:38:49,943 --> 00:38:53,697
"Height." Six-deuce, babe.
465
00:38:54,844 --> 00:38:57,973
"Father's name."
I don't know.
466
00:38:59,016 --> 00:39:03,395
"Sex." Hell, yeah, nigger.
467
00:39:05,272 --> 00:39:07,254
"Salary desired."
468
00:39:09,444 --> 00:39:11,425
Three million dollars.
469
00:39:11,529 --> 00:39:13,614
Cash.
470
00:39:13,615 --> 00:39:16,796
You know, being an lvy leaguer
can be such a leg up.
471
00:39:16,797 --> 00:39:18,828
You know, I spent five years
at Harvard.
472
00:39:18,829 --> 00:39:23,103
Really? I just spent
six months at county.
473
00:39:23,104 --> 00:39:25,606
Anybody ever try and take
your manhood?
474
00:39:25,607 --> 00:39:29,570
Then he sees the warden comin',
so he hides you, but you still
got that plunger in your ass.
475
00:39:29,571 --> 00:39:32,384
- So you just squeal and cry.
- Um--
476
00:39:32,385 --> 00:39:34,992
- Don't you hate when that happens?
- Let's get outta here.
477
00:39:34,993 --> 00:39:37,182
- Hey, where y'all goin'?
- Loc dog?
478
00:39:37,183 --> 00:39:39,684
- Mr. loc dog?
- That's me.
479
00:39:39,685 --> 00:39:42,395
- You're next.
- Mister, loc dog?
480
00:39:42,396 --> 00:39:45,420
- Hey, what's up, baby? All right!
- Yeah, right. Ha-ha.
481
00:39:45,421 --> 00:39:47,401
- You all right?
- Yeah! No.
482
00:39:47,402 --> 00:39:49,382
- Energy. Eager man.
- Yeah.
483
00:39:49,383 --> 00:39:51,885
Yes, I-- I like that.
Right this way.
484
00:39:51,886 --> 00:39:53,972
...loc dog.
485
00:40:01,584 --> 00:40:04,607
Heh. Let me just move this.
486
00:40:07,945 --> 00:40:09,926
So, let me see.
487
00:40:09,927 --> 00:40:11,907
Very interesting, um--
488
00:40:11,908 --> 00:40:16,912
I see your hobbies are drinking,
smoking weed and all types of ill shit.
489
00:40:16,913 --> 00:40:18,894
Yeah.
490
00:40:18,895 --> 00:40:23,378
- Do you drive an automobile?
- Um, with or without the boot?
491
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:27,132
Doesn't matter.
Well, congratulations.
492
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,114
You got yourself a job.
493
00:40:31,617 --> 00:40:33,703
Right on?
494
00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:38,603
Hey, where the seat belts at?
495
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,419
Don't worry.
They won't be necessary.
496
00:40:43,922 --> 00:40:46,008
Hey, man, how you
work this radio?
497
00:40:50,596 --> 00:40:54,871
Whoo!
498
00:40:54,872 --> 00:40:56,852
One more time!
499
00:40:56,853 --> 00:41:00,606
Boy! Yeah!
500
00:41:00,607 --> 00:41:03,788
Yeah! I told you, you ain't
got no game for me, boy!
501
00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:10,200
- What's that?
- My gat, fool.
502
00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,807
Where you learn
how to use a gun, anyway?
503
00:41:12,808 --> 00:41:14,998
Cartoons and hood movies.
504
00:41:17,918 --> 00:41:22,193
Doo rag, don't you know that you
and I are an endangered species?
505
00:41:22,194 --> 00:41:24,904
- Why, because we're black males?
- No!
506
00:41:24,905 --> 00:41:28,033
Because all the rappers
are takin' all the good actin' jobs!
507
00:41:29,389 --> 00:41:33,872
Listen, doo rag. Havin' a gun
doesn't give you any power.
508
00:41:33,873 --> 00:41:36,480
- You wanna know where
the real power is?
- In the bullets.
509
00:41:36,481 --> 00:41:39,608
No! Ln the books.
510
00:41:41,172 --> 00:41:45,447
See, doo rag,
511
00:41:45,448 --> 00:41:47,741
your mind--
512
00:41:47,742 --> 00:41:50,765
It is like a gun!
513
00:41:50,766 --> 00:41:53,059
And you gonna load it up...
514
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:56,813
With little, itty-bitty...
515
00:41:56,814 --> 00:42:00,568
Bullets of knowledge.
516
00:42:00,569 --> 00:42:04,636
Message!
517
00:42:10,267 --> 00:42:13,707
Hey. What are you doin'?
518
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:16,210
Writing a poem.
519
00:42:16,211 --> 00:42:20,798
See, my poetry, it helps me escape the
harsh realities of livin' in the hood.
520
00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:23,301
That's deep.
521
00:42:23,302 --> 00:42:25,908
Hey, you wanna read me one?
522
00:42:25,909 --> 00:42:27,994
Okay.
523
00:42:28,099 --> 00:42:30,079
Let me see.
524
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,644
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
525
00:42:34,043 --> 00:42:36,649
"Love is by far..."
526
00:42:36,650 --> 00:42:39,986
The most precious thing on earth,
527
00:42:39,987 --> 00:42:42,697
iike a rose's fragrance...
528
00:42:42,698 --> 00:42:45,825
Or a child's birth.
529
00:42:45,826 --> 00:42:47,807
Love me...
530
00:42:47,808 --> 00:42:49,892
And leave me;
531
00:42:49,893 --> 00:42:53,125
that's the story of my life.
532
00:42:53,126 --> 00:42:55,732
But it won't happen again, see,
533
00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:58,131
since I bought
a butcher's knife.
534
00:42:58,132 --> 00:43:00,738
Yeah, see, the next man
who loves me,
535
00:43:00,739 --> 00:43:03,136
and leaves me so quick,
536
00:43:03,137 --> 00:43:06,056
- I'm gon' cut off his balls
and I'm gon' chop off his dick.
537
00:43:06,057 --> 00:43:08,037
I'm gon' shoot
that motherfucker.
538
00:43:08,038 --> 00:43:10,019
I'm gon' kill him!
I'm gon' stab that motherfucker!
539
00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:12,001
Shit! Fuckin' with me?
No!
540
00:43:12,105 --> 00:43:14,607
I'm gon' run him over
with my car, see.
541
00:43:14,608 --> 00:43:17,372
He fuckin' with the wrong motherfucker.
You don't fuck with me!
542
00:43:17,373 --> 00:43:20,343
- "I will kill that motherfucker--"
- baby, baby, baby, baby.
543
00:43:22,221 --> 00:43:25,766
- I get the point. It was-- that was--
- You liked it?
544
00:43:25,767 --> 00:43:30,249
That was good. I mean,
it touched me in a... really...
545
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:32,230
Special place.
546
00:43:32,231 --> 00:43:36,297
Look. You wait right here.
547
00:43:36,298 --> 00:43:38,800
I sure will.
548
00:43:44,849 --> 00:43:46,830
Psst.
549
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:11,962
Dashiki was far
more sexually experienced than I was.
550
00:44:11,963 --> 00:44:14,360
She taught me
all about foreplay.
551
00:44:14,361 --> 00:44:18,010
Until then, I ain't
never done foreplay before.
552
00:44:18,011 --> 00:44:22,181
But then again, who needs foreplay
when you're jackin' off?
553
00:45:09,838 --> 00:45:12,862
nuh-fool!
That's the baby's lunch.
554
00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:44,629
Wrong hole, fool!
555
00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:46,610
My bad.
556
00:46:48,488 --> 00:46:51,094
I couldn't believe this
was happening to me.
557
00:46:51,095 --> 00:46:54,952
I was losing my virginity
to the woman of my dreams.
558
00:46:54,953 --> 00:46:57,038
Talk dirty to me.
559
00:46:57,039 --> 00:47:00,792
I'm coming!
560
00:47:07,884 --> 00:47:09,970
What did you say?
561
00:47:11,326 --> 00:47:13,827
Never mind.
562
00:47:13,828 --> 00:47:18,312
I'll tell you when I wake up.
563
00:47:24,569 --> 00:47:26,967
Ashtray, wake up!
564
00:47:26,968 --> 00:47:30,095
What? What's up, baby?
565
00:47:30,096 --> 00:47:32,286
I need to tell you something.
566
00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:35,726
What's up?
567
00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:38,542
- I'm pregnant.
- Already?
568
00:47:38,543 --> 00:47:44,173
- Are you sure?
- I got seven kids. I think
I know what I'm talkin' about!
569
00:47:44,174 --> 00:47:48,449
Dashiki, I-- I'm not ready
to be no father right now.
570
00:47:48,450 --> 00:47:51,005
So you man enough
to come up in me,
571
00:47:51,006 --> 00:47:54,811
but you ain't man enough
to take care of what comes out,
get my nails and hair done,
572
00:47:54,812 --> 00:47:57,417
pay my rent
and get me a new car?
573
00:47:57,418 --> 00:48:01,379
You know what?
You ain't nothin' but a little boy.
574
00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:05,968
Ain't all about the size of the boat!
It's the motion in the ocean.
575
00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:08,575
That's not
what I'm talkin' about.
576
00:48:08,576 --> 00:48:11,390
As a matter of fact, get out!
577
00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:14,520
- Get outta my bed!
Get outta my house! Get out!
- Wha-- what's-- what's up?
578
00:48:14,521 --> 00:48:17,440
- And take your shit with you!
- Why you trippin'?
579
00:48:17,441 --> 00:48:21,610
I don't wanna see you no more.
I don't wanna talk to you.
580
00:48:21,611 --> 00:48:23,904
- How-- hey!
- Take your shit!
581
00:48:23,905 --> 00:48:26,407
Aw, girl, come on, now.
This-- hey, this ain't mine!
582
00:48:26,408 --> 00:48:29,952
Get outta my house!
583
00:48:29,953 --> 00:48:32,142
Get out!
584
00:48:41,946 --> 00:48:45,907
Order up!
585
00:48:45,908 --> 00:48:50,184
Yo, loc, man. Dashiki's pregnant.
586
00:48:51,957 --> 00:48:55,294
Fool, dashiki was born pregnant.
What else is new?
587
00:48:56,232 --> 00:48:59,255
What else is new?
It's mine.
588
00:48:59,256 --> 00:49:04,261
- Whoo! Thank you.
- Aw, man. Are you sure?
589
00:49:04,262 --> 00:49:07,389
She said I was the only one
she been with in the past 20 minutes.
590
00:49:07,390 --> 00:49:10,830
- Damn!
- Yes! Yes!
591
00:49:10,831 --> 00:49:13,438
And you believed her?
592
00:49:16,150 --> 00:49:19,694
Here you go, sucker--
I mean, brother. Ha.
593
00:49:19,695 --> 00:49:24,597
- That'll be $10.38.
- Wash them filthy hands.
594
00:49:26,995 --> 00:49:29,914
So what you gon'
do now, tray?
595
00:49:29,915 --> 00:49:33,565
I don't know. I'm thinkin' about
movin' outta the hood with her.
596
00:49:33,566 --> 00:49:36,692
What? Aw, fool!
597
00:49:36,693 --> 00:49:40,759
Look here. Let me tell you
somethin', tray.
598
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,783
You could take dashiki
outta the hood,
599
00:49:43,784 --> 00:49:46,807
but you can't take
the hood niggers out of dashiki.
600
00:49:53,274 --> 00:49:55,672
- Aw, damn! Five-o.
- Man!
601
00:49:56,715 --> 00:49:59,009
You there!
Get out of the truck...
602
00:49:59,010 --> 00:50:01,198
And put your hands
in the air.
603
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:03,806
Stand on one leg.
604
00:50:05,162 --> 00:50:09,541
With the tip of your finger,
touch the tip of your nose.
605
00:50:09,542 --> 00:50:13,816
Now in a circular motion,
rub your stomach and pat your head...
606
00:50:13,817 --> 00:50:16,632
While saying,
"rubber baby buggy bumpers."
607
00:50:16,633 --> 00:50:19,030
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
608
00:50:29,668 --> 00:50:32,900
Now walk slowly
toward the car.
609
00:50:51,984 --> 00:50:55,007
We didn't even do nothin'.
610
00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:59,075
What? You think you're tough?
611
00:51:01,786 --> 00:51:05,331
You don't look so tough now,
you little nigger.
612
00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:11,171
I hate you black bastards.
You stink!
613
00:51:11,172 --> 00:51:14,820
I hate your black skin.
614
00:51:14,821 --> 00:51:17,532
I hate your black pants.
615
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:19,617
I hate black pepper!
616
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:22,747
I hate black keys
on the piano!
617
00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:27,334
I hate my gums,
'cause they black.
618
00:51:27,335 --> 00:51:30,463
I hate whoopi goldberg's lips.
619
00:51:30,464 --> 00:51:33,175
I hate the back
of forest Whitaker's neck.
620
00:51:33,176 --> 00:51:36,615
Aah! And most of all,
621
00:51:36,616 --> 00:51:39,848
I hate that black-ass
Wesley snipes!
622
00:51:39,849 --> 00:51:41,830
Move it!
623
00:51:43,499 --> 00:51:46,522
- Come on.
- Let's go.
624
00:51:46,523 --> 00:51:49,129
- Move it.
- We got arrested...
625
00:51:49,130 --> 00:51:52,883
For bein' black
on a Friday night.
626
00:51:52,884 --> 00:51:54,865
Don't try me, all right?
627
00:51:54,970 --> 00:51:57,994
It was a misdemeanor, so I
thought we'd be out right away.
628
00:52:01,122 --> 00:52:03,102
Yeah!
629
00:52:03,103 --> 00:52:05,397
Right there, right there!
630
00:52:08,422 --> 00:52:11,445
There you go!
631
00:52:19,997 --> 00:52:22,083
All right. Get in there.
632
00:52:29,695 --> 00:52:33,865
- What's up, youngblood?
- What's up?
633
00:52:33,866 --> 00:52:37,307
Swine, my brother?
634
00:52:37,308 --> 00:52:40,644
- Nah. No, thanks.
- Let me tell you something.
635
00:52:40,645 --> 00:52:43,355
If you hit a man,
636
00:52:43,356 --> 00:52:46,379
in time...
His wounds will heal.
637
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:49,090
And if you steal from a man,
638
00:52:49,091 --> 00:52:53,053
you can replace
what you steal.
639
00:52:53,054 --> 00:52:57,329
And always cross in the green,
never in between.
640
00:52:57,330 --> 00:53:01,917
Because the honorable
Elijah muhammad Ali...
641
00:53:01,918 --> 00:53:05,775
Floats like a butterfly
and stings like a bee.
642
00:53:05,776 --> 00:53:07,757
Just thinkin'
about spending another minute...
643
00:53:07,758 --> 00:53:11,720
With farrakhan-vict made me never
want to do time in the joint again.
644
00:53:11,721 --> 00:53:14,013
Boy, am I happy
to see you, man.
645
00:53:14,014 --> 00:53:16,099
And always remember,
my brother:
646
00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:19,645
One fish, two fish,
red fish, blue fish.
647
00:53:19,646 --> 00:53:23,399
Nick, nack, paddy-wack,
get a dog a bone.
648
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,694
Two thousand,
zero, zero, party--
649
00:53:25,695 --> 00:53:29,031
Oops, outta time!
My bacon smellin' fine.
650
00:53:32,785 --> 00:53:34,871
- What's up, toothpick?
- What's up?
651
00:53:34,872 --> 00:53:38,207
All ready, we gon'
jump this fool in.
652
00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:40,189
Let's do this, ai dog.
653
00:53:42,066 --> 00:53:44,568
What's up there, little homie?
'Bout ready to do this?
654
00:53:44,569 --> 00:53:47,070
- Yeah, man. I'm ready.
- What's up?
655
00:53:47,071 --> 00:53:51,086
- What's up?
- You been hangin' with the homies
in the hood for a while now.
656
00:53:51,087 --> 00:53:54,057
- It's about time we
jumped your punk ass in.
- That's right.
657
00:53:54,058 --> 00:53:57,395
Let me tell you somethin'.
In this world, if you can't swim--
658
00:53:57,396 --> 00:54:01,253
- You bound to dr-z-own.
- Yeah. And if you fall,
659
00:54:01,254 --> 00:54:04,278
- you better pick your punk ass up!
- That's right.
660
00:54:06,676 --> 00:54:09,699
And the rest of y'all,
661
00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:13,036
don't cut him no slack!
662
00:54:13,037 --> 00:54:16,582
Y'all fools get busy.
663
00:54:16,583 --> 00:54:19,710
Let's go.
Work him, dog, work him.
664
00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,388
We're gonna have to
play monopoly again some time.
665
00:54:48,389 --> 00:54:50,944
- All right.
- No.
666
00:54:50,945 --> 00:54:52,925
You ain't winning nothin' anyway.
667
00:54:52,926 --> 00:54:56,262
- And the money that you do win,
I'll Jack you for it, fool.
- Tie your shoe.
668
00:54:56,263 --> 00:54:58,711
Hey! Which one of y'all
is ashtray?
669
00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:01,631
- I--
- What's up, partner?
670
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:05,177
Heard you got my boy toothpick's
girlfriend pregnant, partner.
671
00:55:05,178 --> 00:55:07,888
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
672
00:55:07,889 --> 00:55:11,121
Hey, brother, man.
673
00:55:11,122 --> 00:55:13,102
What's up?
674
00:55:13,103 --> 00:55:15,814
I don't want any trouble, man.
You know, I'm just taking crazy legs--
675
00:55:15,815 --> 00:55:17,899
You must not have
heard me, partner.
676
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:20,506
Tray, let me handle this
like a gentleman, all right?
677
00:55:20,507 --> 00:55:22,800
Hey, my man, you know. My man
sayin' he don't want no trouble.
678
00:55:22,801 --> 00:55:24,573
You know what I'm sayin'?
679
00:55:24,574 --> 00:55:28,327
- But I do! Come here!
- Yeah, loc!
680
00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:32,082
- Show that fool!
- Yeah, here!
Get... your... body... down!
681
00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:34,064
Partner?
Partner?
682
00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:39,381
- Stay right there. We shouldn't--
- Aaah!
683
00:55:39,382 --> 00:55:41,780
Yeah, nice execution.
I'm gonna give that an eight.
684
00:55:44,805 --> 00:55:47,099
Yeah, yeah!
Make him a cripple like me.
685
00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:50,226
- Stomp him!
- LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA.
686
00:55:50,227 --> 00:55:52,625
- After stompin'
one of toothpick's boys,
687
00:55:52,626 --> 00:55:55,127
We knew we had to go get
some backup.
688
00:55:55,128 --> 00:55:57,840
- So we went over to
our homie old school's house.
- Hey, loc, man.
689
00:55:57,841 --> 00:56:00,029
Are you sure this guy's
gonna have our back?
690
00:56:00,030 --> 00:56:02,427
Hey, tray, let me tell you somethin'
about old school, all right?
691
00:56:02,428 --> 00:56:04,930
He's the most dangerous
o.G. On the set.
692
00:56:04,931 --> 00:56:07,954
Let me tell you
young punks somethin'.
693
00:56:07,955 --> 00:56:11,761
I been down in this hood a long time.
I seen a lot of things.
694
00:56:11,762 --> 00:56:14,315
I survived the watts riots,
gang wars.
695
00:56:14,316 --> 00:56:16,296
You know how I did it?
696
00:56:16,297 --> 00:56:18,069
How?
697
00:56:18,070 --> 00:56:21,511
By standin' my ground
and havin' my homies watch my back.
698
00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:25,369
- Word!
- So don't let nobody mess with your set.
699
00:56:25,370 --> 00:56:29,332
- Yeah!
- And like me, don't let
nobody give you no shit.
700
00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:33,087
- Yeah, old school.
- Bartholemew?
701
00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:36,632
Bartholemew!
702
00:56:37,571 --> 00:56:40,385
- Come here, boy.
- Shit.
703
00:56:40,386 --> 00:56:45,704
- What did you say, boy?
- I said, "shoot," ma. "Shoot."
704
00:56:45,705 --> 00:56:48,519
Didn't I tell you
to clean your room?
705
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:53,003
Ma, come on. The gang needs me.
I'm their leader.
706
00:56:53,004 --> 00:56:55,923
Gang?
707
00:56:55,924 --> 00:57:00,095
You better get in there and clean
that room in the next ten minutes...
708
00:57:00,096 --> 00:57:04,371
Or else you gonna be walking
down the street with three shoes--
709
00:57:04,372 --> 00:57:08,646
Two on your feet
and one in your ass, sucker.
710
00:57:10,419 --> 00:57:13,651
Thank you, mama.
711
00:57:16,050 --> 00:57:20,221
- Yeah. So you gonna roll with us?
- I can't.
712
00:57:20,222 --> 00:57:23,766
Why not? The police
is after you?
713
00:57:23,767 --> 00:57:28,876
Nah, I'm on punishment.
My mom says I can't leave the porch.
714
00:57:28,877 --> 00:57:32,735
- Man!
- Come on. Let's hold the porch down.
715
00:57:34,508 --> 00:57:37,011
Say, that's a nice Walker,
lady. Cough it up.
716
00:57:37,012 --> 00:57:40,451
Turn around! Give it up!
717
00:57:44,936 --> 00:57:49,002
Man, I need to get out
of this place.
718
00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:51,610
Fool, what you talking about?
Leave the hood?
719
00:57:51,611 --> 00:57:54,425
Fool, this is
home sweet home.
720
00:57:56,407 --> 00:58:01,100
I love the smell of gun smoke
in the morning.
721
00:58:01,101 --> 00:58:03,914
Yo, preach.
At least ashtray got a dream.
722
00:58:03,915 --> 00:58:06,730
That's more than I can say
for half the homies in the hood.
723
00:58:06,731 --> 00:58:10,275
- Why, little foots, you got a dream?
- Yeah.
724
00:58:10,276 --> 00:58:13,301
I got a dream.
725
00:58:40,831 --> 00:58:45,939
aaah!
726
00:58:53,553 --> 00:58:58,141
Hey, loc, I hope you ain't sellin'
out on me with no jive-ass dream.
727
00:58:58,142 --> 00:59:01,790
Hell, no. You know
I ain't got no self-esteem.
728
00:59:01,791 --> 00:59:04,711
I ain't gonna grow up to be shit,
just like you, baby.
729
00:59:09,299 --> 00:59:11,488
Where them pussies hiding at?
730
00:59:11,489 --> 00:59:14,512
- They're probably over
at that trick's house.
- What trick?
731
00:59:14,513 --> 00:59:16,494
Dashiki, fool.
732
00:59:16,495 --> 00:59:21,395
- Ooh, I miss makin' love to her.
- Me too.
733
00:59:21,396 --> 00:59:24,368
- What you talkin' about?
- I was helpin' you out.
734
00:59:24,369 --> 00:59:27,757
- How was you helpin' me?
- You was locked down, fool.
735
00:59:29,321 --> 00:59:32,345
Man, just give me the book.
736
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,663
Nothin' I can read.
737
00:59:37,664 --> 00:59:39,748
Hey, baby.
738
00:59:39,749 --> 00:59:42,877
Man, can you hook me up
with directions to crenshaw, man?
739
00:59:42,878 --> 00:59:45,275
Fool, you better get
your crusty behind away from me!
740
00:59:45,276 --> 00:59:47,987
Man, I'll suck your dick, man.
741
00:59:47,988 --> 00:59:54,036
- What you say to me?
- I'll suck your dick, man!
742
00:59:55,913 --> 00:59:58,310
Man.
743
00:59:58,311 --> 01:00:00,292
All right, so what
you want to do, my man--
744
01:00:00,293 --> 01:00:04,047
Go to the corner, go about
three blocks down and make a right.
745
01:00:15,518 --> 01:00:19,063
Aaah!
746
01:00:20,627 --> 01:00:23,652
- What should we do?
- Run like a bitch, fool!
747
01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:25,528
Mama! Mama!
748
01:00:25,529 --> 01:00:28,031
No, man, we gon' die!
749
01:00:29,908 --> 01:00:32,828
Aaah!
750
01:00:38,251 --> 01:00:40,128
Aaah!
751
01:00:42,631 --> 01:00:46,176
Let's go!
752
01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:51,702
I'm hit. I'm hit!
753
01:00:51,703 --> 01:00:53,684
Hey, legs!
754
01:00:53,685 --> 01:00:57,125
Legs, you okay, man?
755
01:00:57,126 --> 01:00:59,211
You got hit
by the bullets, man?
756
01:00:59,212 --> 01:01:01,087
No, I got hit by a car.
757
01:01:01,088 --> 01:01:03,069
Come on. Hey, nigger.
758
01:01:03,070 --> 01:01:06,614
Let's help him get-- let's get him
in the truck. Hey, get his baby shoe.
759
01:01:06,615 --> 01:01:10,577
Nigger, I know you're crippled,
but help me out. Come on.
760
01:01:10,578 --> 01:01:15,687
- Why?
- Bring your simple ass, tray!
761
01:01:15,688 --> 01:01:18,607
My head. My head!
762
01:01:18,608 --> 01:01:22,362
J-nug, you all right?
Answer me, man. You all right? J-nug!
763
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:26,845
- Fuck it! Help!
- Sister, sister!
764
01:01:26,846 --> 01:01:30,444
- We need a doctor fast!
- You know, I went to see
Jason's lyric this weekend.
765
01:01:30,445 --> 01:01:34,302
Ooh, yeah, g money-- wasn't he cute?
Did you see his butt? It was hairy.
766
01:01:34,303 --> 01:01:38,890
- I know you didn't think
that "ass-fro" was cute.
- We need a doctor right now!
767
01:01:38,891 --> 01:01:43,531
- Yeah, I'm gonna have to
call you back, okay?
- Right now, sister!
768
01:01:45,408 --> 01:01:49,788
- What I'm gonna need you to do
is fill this form out.
- Thank you.
769
01:01:52,603 --> 01:01:55,680
May I have a pen, please? Thank you.
770
01:01:55,681 --> 01:01:58,963
Excuse me. Do you know where
I can get some water around here?
771
01:01:58,964 --> 01:02:01,258
God!
772
01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:03,344
Here.
773
01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:08,557
- Thanks.
- You're number 1,012.
774
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:11,478
One thousand, twelve.
One thousand, twelve.
775
01:02:11,479 --> 01:02:16,065
Number 213. Now serving number 213.
776
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:19,298
- Damn!
- Damn, I hope I'm next.
777
01:02:19,299 --> 01:02:22,428
- Come on.
- We're gonna do it.
778
01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:27,902
Between
crazy legs being hit in the drive-by,
779
01:02:27,903 --> 01:02:30,769
the Korean store shootings,
jail and dashiki being pregnant,
780
01:02:30,770 --> 01:02:33,481
- dashiki, open the door!
- I felt like I was about to explode.
781
01:02:43,909 --> 01:02:46,620
Whoo!
782
01:03:10,710 --> 01:03:13,316
What are you doing?
783
01:03:13,317 --> 01:03:18,114
Trying to win best actor
on the soul train awards.
784
01:03:26,665 --> 01:03:31,357
Look, dashiki,
I'm sorry about last night.
785
01:03:32,609 --> 01:03:37,197
I thought about it and
I want to be a father to my child.
786
01:03:39,178 --> 01:03:41,160
And another thing.
787
01:03:42,828 --> 01:03:47,311
I also realized
how much I love you.
788
01:03:47,312 --> 01:03:49,294
And I wanna leave the hood
with you.
789
01:03:52,943 --> 01:03:56,385
But there's something
we need to do before we go.
790
01:04:01,912 --> 01:04:06,082
Look, I'm taking the kids
and I'm moving out of the hood.
791
01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:09,003
I just wanted them to come
say good-bye to their daddies.
792
01:04:11,505 --> 01:04:13,487
Gimme the man.
793
01:04:25,166 --> 01:04:28,815
You're a good brother, tray. Yeah.
794
01:04:28,816 --> 01:04:31,526
Me?
795
01:04:31,527 --> 01:04:35,489
I've been in jail
a long time, t.
796
01:04:35,490 --> 01:04:39,035
Sometimes I feel like
a caged animal.
797
01:04:42,477 --> 01:04:44,771
How come you never
came to see me, man?
798
01:04:46,127 --> 01:04:48,837
Nigger, I don't know you.
799
01:04:48,838 --> 01:04:50,924
Yeah.
800
01:04:52,905 --> 01:04:55,198
You don't know me.
That's right. That's right.
801
01:04:55,199 --> 01:04:58,014
But dig this here, tray.
802
01:04:58,015 --> 01:05:00,621
Teach my son
how to be a man, tray.
803
01:05:00,622 --> 01:05:02,603
How to be a man.
804
01:05:05,314 --> 01:05:07,296
Gimme some.
805
01:05:21,686 --> 01:05:23,668
Jif!
806
01:05:25,023 --> 01:05:27,525
Hey, what's up, home? Hey.
807
01:05:27,526 --> 01:05:30,341
Hey, man,
you got everything?
808
01:05:30,342 --> 01:05:33,782
Cool.
809
01:05:33,783 --> 01:05:36,910
- I'm gonna get some, right?
- Nigger, don't even
play me like that.
810
01:05:36,911 --> 01:05:39,830
All right. Come on, man.
811
01:06:34,266 --> 01:06:37,289
hey, what's up, crazy?
812
01:06:37,290 --> 01:06:41,461
Hey, brother!
How you feelin', man?
813
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,380
How you doin', brother?
814
01:06:44,381 --> 01:06:47,300
Doctor say I ain't
ever gonna walk again.
815
01:06:47,301 --> 01:06:49,594
- No, no!
- No!
816
01:06:49,595 --> 01:06:53,453
- Homie.
- Homie.
817
01:06:56,895 --> 01:06:59,188
- No.
- Fool, get off me!
818
01:06:59,189 --> 01:07:02,109
You've been paralyzed
for the last five years.
819
01:07:03,152 --> 01:07:05,028
Yeah.
820
01:07:05,029 --> 01:07:07,948
Don't worry, legs, man.
821
01:07:07,949 --> 01:07:11,389
When I find that toothpick,
I'm gonna smoke him.
822
01:07:11,390 --> 01:07:15,456
No! We need to put an end to
all this black-on-black crime.
823
01:07:15,457 --> 01:07:19,367
- We need to call a truce.
- What about that time you shot Byron?
824
01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:22,130
- Ain't that black-on-black crime?
- Yeah.
825
01:07:22,131 --> 01:07:25,571
- No. Byron was light-skinned.
- Yeah.
826
01:07:25,572 --> 01:07:28,908
- Hey, you're about
to go to this party?
- Yeah.
827
01:07:28,909 --> 01:07:33,185
- And, you're gonna
be doing some drinking?
- A little something.
828
01:07:33,186 --> 01:07:36,521
Let me tell you about
drinking and driving, man.
829
01:07:36,522 --> 01:07:40,066
Boy, that shit is fun, man. Yo, what
you do is get yourself a 40, right?
830
01:07:40,067 --> 01:07:43,144
You get on the freeway--
Bam-- punch it to 85.
831
01:07:43,145 --> 01:07:45,906
Then you turn off your lights,
let go of the steering wheel.
832
01:07:45,907 --> 01:07:48,513
- It will bug you out.
You got to try it, man.
- Man!
833
01:07:48,514 --> 01:07:52,477
- I'm gonna try it.
- Hey, why didn't y'all
invite me to the party?
834
01:07:52,478 --> 01:07:56,387
- Come on, pop. You know
you gotta be 18 and older.
- Man.
835
01:07:56,388 --> 01:07:59,149
Besides, it's getting past your bedtime.
You brush your teeth?
836
01:07:59,150 --> 01:08:01,131
- Yeah.
- Let me see.
837
01:08:01,132 --> 01:08:03,112
No. There we go.
838
01:08:03,113 --> 01:08:05,719
- All right, I'm out.
- All right. Hey, hey, hey!
839
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:09,631
Before you go, why don't you
read me, like, a bedtime story,
like the good old days?
840
01:08:09,632 --> 01:08:12,603
- All right. Just one.
- That's all I need.
841
01:08:12,604 --> 01:08:15,209
All right.
842
01:08:20,215 --> 01:08:23,238
Flip to a good one.
Here we go.
843
01:08:23,239 --> 01:08:26,888
"This is the story
of dick and Mary."
844
01:08:26,889 --> 01:08:30,434
Mary lies on the bed
and spreads her thighs.
845
01:08:30,435 --> 01:08:34,188
Dick thrusts his large member
into her waiting vagina.
846
01:08:34,189 --> 01:08:37,942
'Fuck me, fuck me, ' Mary screams.
847
01:08:37,943 --> 01:08:40,445
Dick covers her head with a pillow
'cause she's too noisy.
848
01:08:40,446 --> 01:08:43,052
- Yeah.
- Dick continues to pound
her swollen opening...
849
01:08:43,053 --> 01:08:45,033
'Til he climates.
850
01:08:45,034 --> 01:08:48,683
'I'm coming! I'm coming!
851
01:08:48,684 --> 01:08:51,394
Yeah.- '
852
01:08:51,395 --> 01:08:54,941
"and he falls asleep."
853
01:08:57,548 --> 01:09:01,092
Good night, pops.
854
01:09:05,577 --> 01:09:09,539
Domino, nigger! Yeah!
855
01:09:09,540 --> 01:09:11,938
Hey, what's up,
what's up, niggers? Hey!
856
01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,962
What's up, baby? Hey, what
you making, some jiffy pop?
857
01:09:14,963 --> 01:09:17,673
- What's up, bro?
- What's up, baby?
How you doin'? All right.
858
01:09:17,674 --> 01:09:20,072
- What's up, nigger?
Black-on-black crime!
- What's going on?
859
01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:21,949
What's up, man?
860
01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:25,181
I got one question.
Who's got that chronic, nigger?
861
01:09:25,182 --> 01:09:27,267
- Come on, nigger.
- Who got that chronic?
862
01:09:27,268 --> 01:09:30,188
I got that ill killer shit.
Guaranteed to fuck you up.
863
01:09:30,189 --> 01:09:33,628
Hey, nigger, light
that shit up. Fuck me up.
864
01:09:33,629 --> 01:09:35,610
Hey. Hey.
865
01:09:37,175 --> 01:09:39,363
Ooh!
866
01:09:39,364 --> 01:09:41,970
- Toke! Toke! Nigger, toke!
- Whoo!
867
01:09:46,143 --> 01:09:48,644
Look at that shit! ha!
868
01:09:52,608 --> 01:09:56,258
Hey, man, he's going
into convulsions!
869
01:09:58,135 --> 01:10:01,785
- Man, he ain't breathin'.
- He's foamin' at the mouth, man.
870
01:10:04,288 --> 01:10:06,373
Yo, he dead.
871
01:10:12,004 --> 01:10:14,610
Yo, pass that shit!
872
01:10:16,488 --> 01:10:19,616
Yo, pass that. Whoo-hoo!
873
01:10:19,617 --> 01:10:21,598
Hit it!
874
01:10:21,702 --> 01:10:25,664
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it!
875
01:10:25,665 --> 01:10:29,835
See, now, that's what
I'm talking about, shabomboo.
876
01:10:29,836 --> 01:10:34,528
- So good, so good.
- Yeah, nigga's trying to
hide the good shit.
877
01:10:34,529 --> 01:10:36,926
Ha-ha!
878
01:10:36,927 --> 01:10:41,620
Baby, you wanna dance?
879
01:10:42,976 --> 01:10:46,103
Yes, I do, but not with you.
880
01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:59,661
hey, girl, how you doin'?
My name is loc dog.
881
01:11:01,329 --> 01:11:04,352
- What's your name?
- LA quanda.
882
01:11:04,353 --> 01:11:06,646
Whoo!
883
01:11:06,647 --> 01:11:10,922
LA quanda, do you have a boyfriend?
884
01:11:10,923 --> 01:11:15,094
No. You know, men always seem
to be really intimidated by me.
885
01:11:15,095 --> 01:11:17,492
But I don't know why.
886
01:11:17,493 --> 01:11:19,473
You know?
887
01:11:19,474 --> 01:11:21,976
Well, you know--
888
01:11:21,977 --> 01:11:26,878
I can understand how a pretty girl like
yourself might make a man a little sick.
889
01:11:26,879 --> 01:11:28,963
I mean nervous.
890
01:11:28,964 --> 01:11:32,926
Yeah, well, it takes a really
special kind of man to be with me.
891
01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:35,637
Ooh.
892
01:11:35,638 --> 01:11:40,747
- You know?
- Yeah, well, let me go find him.
893
01:11:43,146 --> 01:11:46,586
- Damn, girl, you need to
slow down with that.
894
01:11:49,298 --> 01:11:54,511
You ain't my daddy,
and you ain't payin' any of my bills.
895
01:11:56,911 --> 01:12:00,456
Ooh! That my song.
896
01:12:06,713 --> 01:12:09,736
Hi.
897
01:12:09,737 --> 01:12:12,656
My name is loc dog.
What's your name?
898
01:12:12,657 --> 01:12:15,785
- Keisha.
- Keisha?
899
01:12:15,786 --> 01:12:19,539
You always this shy, keisha?
900
01:12:19,540 --> 01:12:24,963
Look here, keisha, why don't we go back
to my place and have a little nightcap.
901
01:12:24,964 --> 01:12:28,090
I don't know.
902
01:12:28,091 --> 01:12:30,488
I just met you.
903
01:12:30,489 --> 01:12:34,660
Hey, girl, the dog don't bite
unless you ask him.
904
01:12:37,685 --> 01:12:39,874
- Okay.
- All right. Come on.
905
01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:42,064
I guess it'll be all right.
906
01:12:46,131 --> 01:12:50,615
Baby, you really love me.
907
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:54,786
You know I do, girl.
908
01:13:03,025 --> 01:13:06,779
Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu.
909
01:13:07,822 --> 01:13:09,802
I really shouldn't.
910
01:13:09,803 --> 01:13:13,556
Come on, girl.
Ain't gonna hurt you.
911
01:13:16,373 --> 01:13:19,293
It's just that when I drink,
sometimes I get a little crazy.
912
01:13:19,294 --> 01:13:22,003
And that's what I want.
913
01:13:26,488 --> 01:13:29,617
See, I don't want you to think
I'm a freak or nothin' like that,
914
01:13:29,618 --> 01:13:34,308
because I usually don't even go home
with guys when I first meet 'em.
915
01:13:34,309 --> 01:13:38,479
But I just feel
so comfortable with you.
916
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,191
Hey, and that's good, girl.
917
01:13:41,192 --> 01:13:43,276
Whenever you're with me,
918
01:13:43,277 --> 01:13:46,823
I want you to just relax
and be yourself.
919
01:13:49,430 --> 01:13:53,809
You are so nasty.
920
01:13:53,810 --> 01:13:56,730
- I should be going.
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, baby.
921
01:13:56,731 --> 01:14:00,587
Relax. Okay? Just relax.
922
01:14:00,588 --> 01:14:03,298
Don't you go nowhere.
923
01:14:03,299 --> 01:14:08,200
You're in good hands now, girl. Loc
dog's gonna take good care of you, baby.
924
01:14:09,348 --> 01:14:11,328
You sure... it's okay?
925
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:20,296
I want you to just
be yourself, okay?
926
01:14:20,297 --> 01:14:23,946
I told you I could
get a little crazy.
927
01:14:23,947 --> 01:14:27,074
Yeah, you get crazy. Come on.
928
01:14:27,075 --> 01:14:29,057
Okay.
929
01:14:33,645 --> 01:14:36,668
All right,
motherfucker, let's get it on.
930
01:14:53,354 --> 01:14:56,273
No, nigger,
you ain't going nowhere.
931
01:15:07,015 --> 01:15:10,351
Fresh air, fresh fish.
932
01:15:10,352 --> 01:15:13,376
- Nothin' like the great
outdoors, pop?
- No.
933
01:15:14,627 --> 01:15:17,859
Pop, can we talk,
teenager to teenager?
934
01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:22,760
See, I met this girl.
She's pretty special.
935
01:15:22,761 --> 01:15:26,306
She's moving out of the hood
in a couple of days, and I'm
thinking about going with her.
936
01:15:26,307 --> 01:15:28,445
Man, who is this girl?
937
01:15:28,446 --> 01:15:32,407
- Her name's dashiki.
- Dashiki from over there
on penetration Avenue?
938
01:15:32,408 --> 01:15:35,484
Come on, pop! Don't tell me
you slept with her too.
939
01:15:35,485 --> 01:15:38,924
No, no. It ain't
nothin' like that, son.
940
01:15:38,925 --> 01:15:41,688
- She sure could suck a dick, though.
- What?
941
01:15:41,689 --> 01:15:44,973
Nothing, son. Go ahead.
Tell me about this girl.
942
01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:48,726
Anyway, I think I'm in love.
943
01:15:48,727 --> 01:15:51,646
So, what?
You knockin' boobs yet?
944
01:15:51,647 --> 01:15:53,836
- Yeah.
- Hold on.
945
01:15:53,837 --> 01:15:56,547
You use a condom?
946
01:15:56,548 --> 01:15:58,529
No.
947
01:15:58,530 --> 01:16:01,449
Good! That's my boy!
That's my boy!
948
01:16:01,450 --> 01:16:04,891
Yo, never use condoms, son.
They take away all the feelin'.
949
01:16:06,664 --> 01:16:11,251
Yeah. Only thing is,
now she's pregnant.
950
01:16:11,252 --> 01:16:15,839
- I don't know what to do.
- Man, look.
951
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:19,281
Let me give you the same advice
my father gave me, all right?
952
01:16:19,282 --> 01:16:22,930
Give up hope. Look at me.
Dreams are for suckers.
953
01:16:22,931 --> 01:16:25,016
Ain't no future for you.
954
01:16:25,017 --> 01:16:27,624
And don't think about
gettin' no job, tray,
955
01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:31,586
'cause a black man ain't got no place
in the work force.
956
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:33,671
So let me get this straight.
957
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:37,374
What you trying to say is, don't get
caught up in the white man's system...
958
01:16:37,375 --> 01:16:39,198
Of self-perpetuating
unemployment...
959
01:16:39,199 --> 01:16:42,119
And wind up trying to survive on
welfare checks and food stamps, right?
960
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,987
Wrong, man! Hell, ain't nothing wrong
with no welfare check.
961
01:16:44,988 --> 01:16:49,836
That's called free money. Hell, our
family survived six generations on it.
962
01:16:52,964 --> 01:16:54,945
Thanks, pop.
963
01:16:54,946 --> 01:16:59,116
- You always know what to say, man.
- I thought you knew, boy.
964
01:16:59,117 --> 01:17:03,079
My boy tray.
Gettin' himself some sex.
965
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:05,164
Yeah.
966
01:17:05,165 --> 01:17:08,189
- See, man, right over here.
- Gettin' locked up
in the city ain't the same.
967
01:17:08,190 --> 01:17:10,065
Get the map!
968
01:17:10,066 --> 01:17:13,924
Fuck it. Let's go twist
these niggers in a cat bag, man.
969
01:17:13,925 --> 01:17:17,156
Can't you read, man?
It's over here.
970
01:17:17,157 --> 01:17:19,243
Read this. Come on. Let's go.
971
01:17:19,347 --> 01:17:21,850
- Drive!
- Let's go.
972
01:17:27,168 --> 01:17:29,671
- What's up, loc?
- What's up, tray?
973
01:17:35,094 --> 01:17:39,577
Can't believe your mark-ass
is finally leavin' the hood.
974
01:17:39,578 --> 01:17:43,852
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me and dashiki's gonna tie that knot.
975
01:17:43,853 --> 01:17:47,295
- You need to tie a knot
in that bitch's tubes.
- Naw.
976
01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:51,673
- Really.
- I actually think we're
gonna be all right.
977
01:17:51,674 --> 01:17:54,593
- Hey, why don't you come with us?
- What?
978
01:17:54,594 --> 01:17:56,680
Take a road trip
in a mail truck?
979
01:17:56,681 --> 01:18:00,537
Fool, that's the stupidest
idea I ever heard.
980
01:18:00,538 --> 01:18:04,187
Well, anyway...
You just be careful.
981
01:18:04,188 --> 01:18:07,107
Come on now, baby.
You're talkin' to loc dog. Ha-ha!
982
01:18:07,108 --> 01:18:09,818
You know I'm gonna be all right.
983
01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:12,738
Shoot.
984
01:18:12,739 --> 01:18:14,720
Hey, tray.
985
01:18:15,763 --> 01:18:18,995
Never forget, man.
986
01:18:18,996 --> 01:18:22,541
Either they don't know...
987
01:18:22,542 --> 01:18:26,190
Or don't show
or just don't care...
988
01:18:26,191 --> 01:18:31,093
About bein' a menace
to South central while
they drink their juice in the hood.
989
01:18:31,094 --> 01:18:35,576
That's what it's all about, tray.
That's what it's all about.
990
01:18:35,577 --> 01:18:39,226
What the fuck
is he talkin' about?
991
01:18:48,299 --> 01:18:50,384
- Hey, what's up, little homie?
- What's up?
992
01:18:50,385 --> 01:18:54,817
How you doin', man?
Hey, you want some of this?
Make you grow hair on your nuts.
993
01:18:54,818 --> 01:18:57,997
Say, man, don't be giving
that little kid no alcohol.
994
01:18:57,998 --> 01:19:02,273
- You ain't his daddy.
- I ain't? Hold up.
995
01:19:03,732 --> 01:19:08,008
Dashiki! Bitch, you better give me
back my child support money!
996
01:19:30,011 --> 01:19:32,514
Yeah.
997
01:19:34,183 --> 01:19:37,518
- Hey, what's up, little man?
- Shh.
998
01:19:37,519 --> 01:19:41,585
Like I was saying, what's up
with them "hos" tonight?
999
01:19:41,586 --> 01:19:45,548
Take care of my baby, all right?
And my truck.
1000
01:19:45,549 --> 01:19:49,825
- What?
- Come on, tray. You know
I'm only playing with you.
1001
01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:17,250
Just shoot everything
in sight. Everything!
1002
01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:23,507
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey, break yourself!
1003
01:20:27,366 --> 01:20:29,346
Somebody, help me!
1004
01:20:29,347 --> 01:20:33,622
Dashiki! I'll call you later.
1005
01:20:33,623 --> 01:20:36,333
Page me!
1006
01:20:36,334 --> 01:20:38,419
Aaah!
1007
01:20:38,420 --> 01:20:41,026
I'm coming!
1008
01:20:47,075 --> 01:20:49,159
Is you okay, snowflake?
1009
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:52,392
Yes, my big
chocolate warrior.
1010
01:20:54,270 --> 01:20:58,859
Doo rag, take care of your mama!
1011
01:21:00,006 --> 01:21:02,507
Aah!
1012
01:21:02,508 --> 01:21:04,594
Break yourself!
1013
01:21:07,827 --> 01:21:12,518
Aaagh! Take that, motherfucker!
1014
01:21:12,519 --> 01:21:15,125
Aaagh!
1015
01:21:15,126 --> 01:21:17,108
Take that, motherfucker!
1016
01:21:20,236 --> 01:21:24,720
Hey, man, watch out! Aaaah!
1017
01:21:27,744 --> 01:21:30,768
Hey. You know
you fucked up, right?
1018
01:21:30,769 --> 01:21:35,253
- Yeah, you fucked up.
- Hear what I'm saying?
1019
01:21:37,442 --> 01:21:40,361
Hey, grandma,
you got the juice now.
1020
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:43,595
Go to hell.
1021
01:21:49,435 --> 01:21:51,416
Damn.
1022
01:21:56,004 --> 01:21:59,862
Tray, I'll marry you.
I promise. Just wake up.
1023
01:21:59,863 --> 01:22:02,677
I know, sister. I know.
1024
01:22:02,678 --> 01:22:05,180
- You're gonna miss him, aren't you?
- You damn right!
1025
01:22:05,181 --> 01:22:09,978
Where else am I gonna find
a pussy-whipped fool to take care
of me and seven kids?
1026
01:22:09,979 --> 01:22:12,584
Ashtray!
1027
01:22:12,585 --> 01:22:14,774
Listen, sister, listen!
1028
01:22:14,775 --> 01:22:17,590
You are a strong
African-American woman.
1029
01:22:17,591 --> 01:22:20,197
And it's because of that
I can't be with you.
1030
01:22:20,198 --> 01:22:23,743
Looky there. Time for me to
take out the poor white trash.
1031
01:22:23,744 --> 01:22:26,350
Ashtray!
1032
01:22:27,497 --> 01:22:29,582
Who you calling whipped, girl?
1033
01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:32,398
You're alive!
1034
01:22:35,944 --> 01:22:40,740
Lord, why you do this to me?
Christ, I can't take it!
1035
01:22:40,741 --> 01:22:43,660
I can't take it!
I can't take it!
1036
01:22:43,661 --> 01:22:47,310
My God!
My baby!
1037
01:22:49,918 --> 01:22:51,898
Mama.
1038
01:22:51,899 --> 01:22:55,026
Mama. I swallowed
my toothpick, mama.
1039
01:22:55,027 --> 01:22:59,302
Baby, you're okay!
1040
01:22:59,303 --> 01:23:03,056
Now, where's my money you stole,
you little hoodlum?
1041
01:23:03,057 --> 01:23:05,247
Give me my money.
I want my money.
1042
01:23:05,351 --> 01:23:07,437
- I'll beat the shit out of you!
- Okay, okay!
1043
01:23:07,438 --> 01:23:09,522
Where's my money?
1044
01:23:09,523 --> 01:23:12,024
Well, that's my story.
1045
01:23:12,025 --> 01:23:14,736
As for dashiki and I,
we got married.
1046
01:23:23,913 --> 01:23:25,894
Loc dog went
into show business.
1047
01:23:25,895 --> 01:23:30,274
Fuck y'all,
suck my dick, and...iick ass!
1048
01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:39,868
Preach, he settled down.
1049
01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:51,861
Crazy legs' dream of becoming
a dancer finally came true.
1050
01:23:59,682 --> 01:24:03,956
And as for grandma,
well, she's still grandma.
1051
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:12,404
Damn! This is some good shit!
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