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I need to be in the Olympics.

Let's go, Mom. We're so close. Thank you for taking me to see Judd's new

billboard. Judd's huge.

Say cheese.

Will for three.

Okay, boy, don't be doing all of that now.

All right.

Guess it's time to go. You have to go to work, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

One second. Wait, turn it around. I got it. There we go. Okay, how about you and

I watch the thorns from inside the stadium?

Because I'm taking my baby to see his very first, yep, rubble game.

What?

Is this for real? I mean, unless you're busy. Oh, baby.

It's so cute.

Thank you so much.

I love you, Mom.

I love you too, Will.

Let's go, Mom. Come on. Oh,

it's right here. Right here.

Are you ready?

Who is the goat?

Who is truly the goat?

Introducing Vineland's very own, the hometown hero, a five -time all -star,

Jet Fillmore! Yeah!

Let's go, Vineland! Let's go, Jet!

Having a good time, Will?

Baby?

That's gonna be me, Mom.

When I get big, I'm gonna be just like her.

the mind, but it's not time.

You can take a break. Don't take a break.

You got this.

Keep pushing.

Keep pushing.

I'm okay.

Hey, Will. Are you working out? Hey, Theo. You know it. Jeff Fillmore doesn't

take a day off, and neither do I. My dad said you can't play Roblox because

you're too small.

Everyone says that, Theo.

When I'm on the thorns, You'll be courtside, my rodent.

Yeah.

Now rest for the ballers.

Hey, Will.

I hope you're not trying to sneak out without paying your rent.

Yeah, um...

I'll get it to you as soon as you fix those holes in the ceiling. What holes?

I'm going to go to work. Catch you later, Frank.

Good morning, Valet.

Whoever said that, be quiet, please.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Welcome back. Tonight, it's Jet Fillmore, the vet, taking on main

the champ, the goat debate star.

Go Magma!

Go Shivers!

Go whoever is playing the Thorns. I don't care.

Gerald, I'm going to kick you out if you keep wearing the other team's jerseys.

Carol, I'm the ultimate hater. No pie for you.

Sheep, she took my pie.

The Thorns have broken his heart one too many times.

This is the final, Gerald.

We never give up. We've always got hope. The Thorns?

You need to draft your boy.

I'll turn things around real quick. They're drafting delivery goats now?

I need one to deliver food.

About that, Miss Carol, can I get a raise? You want a raise?

Tell the Thorns to win a few games so we can get the crowds back in here. I

remember when Jet was a rookie. This place used to be full. Before we

she was never going to win us a claw? Carol, can I have my pie back, please?

Keep talking. I'll cut you off from ice cream, too.

Be careful with these. Oh, got it.

Oh, Mo needs more coffee.

And the out -of -towners, they want their check.

How do you always do that?

It freaks me out every time. Hey, I'm a goat. I see everything.

Pass it, Will. Okay, I got it. See you later, Will.

Thorns are already down by 20. Oh, come on. Up here.

All right, let's do this.

Appreciate you.

This is the best day of my life.

Finally,

bro. Chill, Daryl. You ordered a water. Water? It's food, too, bro. So, Hannah,

how's Jet doing?

Maine's kind of working Jet tonight.

I hate to say it.

She might be washed.

You serious?

Jet can handle that one -trick pony.

Um, is his one trick being the best at roar ball? He's got the shooting, the

passing. He's your perfect peck.

I'm serious, Lux.

Mate, it's pretty much him.

Oh,

on her head.

Oh, yeah, that's not good.

No way.

Oh, there's already memes?

Oh, poster child?

Now that's rough.

Yeah, that was so not cool.

All right, I'm out. I'm going to go train at the cage. What?

You're not going to watch the game with us? Ah, I got to go while the cage is

empty. Because after the game, you know it's going to fill up. Do not let Grizz

catch you.

Oh, I won't.

Step back.

There's only five seconds left.

The ball goes to Harris.

He's all alone.

Three, two, one.

What's going on here, folks?

They're resetting the clock?

Don't question it. He's got time for one more shot.

Three, two.

One day, baby.

One day.

Get that weak sauce up out of here.

Yo, what's your problem, Gris? Every day you're here. Every day I gotta kick you

out. I mean, what are the rules, y 'all?

Smoke and ball.

First off, I'm not a small. I'm a medium. What? Medium fries?

You will never make it in the ring.

I mean, come on. Let me run.

I'm better than half of y 'all anyways.

Let me show you what I got.

Follow me.

Only thing you're running is off this court.

Now get out of here.

Whatever. Good night, Shirley.

You're in my house.

And that's the game. Thorn Lose by 26.

Ticket, Ted.

Ted, Ted, Ted. Hey, can you sign this for me? Of course.

Anything for a fan.

There you go, kid.

Thanks, Jet.

Why'd you get you in a championship?

Retire already!

Jet! Jet! Jet! Third loss in a row. How does it feel?

Jet! Jet! Where's Flo? When are we going to stop sucking? Hey, Flo!

Who's being Flo?

Grumpy cat.

At the game end, I stopped watching and punched myself in the face instead.

You think this is funny?

You're the team owner, Flo. How am I supposed to win when you got me

by head cases and has -beens?

Hey, I'm working on it. We don't even have a six -player, Flo.

But you got your hooves done. Listen here, Jet.

Free agents aren't free, okay?

So unless you have a six -player in mind who can steal an arena and doesn't want

a big fat check, I'm going to get back to my mud bath, okay?

Oh, that is hogwash.

It's your job to figure it out. Trade players, sell the team. I don't care

you got to do. Just do it.

Now. Care for what you wish for?

Yes.

Hello,

William. Hey, Frank.

How are you? Would you happen to have that rent?

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Right, right.

Frank, I got you. It's all right here. I meant to give it to you today,

actually. This is not actual money, this piece of paper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about last month and the month before?

Hey.

It's me.

Come on.

I just need a little more time.

You had time, Will.

I got mouths to feed. I don't need one more.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will.

Hey, Will. Hey, Will. Hey,

I'm sorry, kiddo. Look, get me my rent money by tomorrow, or I gotta rent a

to somebody else.

Hey, kids, come on.

You know, we needed another one of those.

Hey, Will!

Gonna need that rug, Mommy!

Check these out.

Violent green Fillmore 4s. In the flesh.

Jet wore these in the furball game.

Normally, these sell for around six, but I'll give it to you for five.

No, not no 4s. Oh, I wanted those.

What? You're broke. But if I had no 4s, I wouldn't look it. Yes, you would. It's

going to be okay.

Pristine upper mesh.

It's called laces.

Nutty. Nasty.

$250. $250?

How dare you? The disrespect.

Come on. Well, I can do installment. Yeah, yeah. That's great, Daryl, but my

landlord can't.

Okay. I can't watch this.

So, $400?

$240. It's going down.

$230. Stop, please, please.

No way. You all are not going to believe this. May is at the cage.

And he's taking on our challengers.

So, we doing this or what?

Okay, fine.

All right, let's do it. Yo, you want to see something cool? No. Well, I'm going

to do it anyway.

Who's got neck?

Watch this.

Give me that.

Garbage. I said, who's got next?

I can't hear nothing.

Where y 'all at?

Who's got next? Hey, yo. Chad Ball.

Got a piece of flaming garbage over here.

I guess this town's only as weak as its greatest player.

Hey, where she at?

If Jet's nowhere to be found, then somebody gotta answer me.

Who's got neck? I got neck. Who said that?

Hey, nobody talks about Jet and Vineland like that. Excuse me. Pardon. Hey, move

out the way.

I got necks.

Check up. Wait, wait. A goat?

Laugh, little dude, but why don't you just run on back to the kiddie pool or

something? Get you an ice cream. But seriously, any takers?

Even if I put money on it? First the shoes, now your rent money? Yes, Will.

Commit. Oh, man.

What are you going to do?

Let's go, Vineland.

So this is all the great Vineland has to offer.

A goat and some spare change?

But you know what?

Maine doesn't duck smoke, so check up. Let's do it.

Everything counts as one.

First to three, your ball.

That's one.

I'd fight a pig for that.

Oh,

so you do know how to pass.

You gonna garbage ball all the way out there?

Let's go.

Come on.

When I get that ball.

Let's get serious.

Looks like you're going to make me take my chains off.

Yeah, man. Take it all off.

Oh, okay. I see. You're an outside shooter.

Now get past me.

Now we're playing for real. This is how it feels in the league.

This is my house.

Wanted my cat.

I'll respect that. Hey, Will.

Will, I'm really sorry about my dad, but I want you to know I believe in you.

Oh, oh, and I made you a sandwich.

Catch!

Oops. Air ball.

Sorry about that.

Don't even worry about it.

I'll still see you at the greenhouse when you're playing for the Thorns.

Thanks, Theo.

I told you.

That video was crazy. That dude was guzzling. Yo!

What's up, my man? There he is.

Thanks for letting me crash at your place.

Oh, you brought your stuff.

Hey, throw it on the pile.

Still haven't cleaned. Okay, just pick a pile. They're all filthy. Now quit your

yapping and come check out what I've been cooking up.

You broke his ankles.

Yeah, and he broke my horn. Will, look.

You wanted footage of you playing against bigs, and you just went up

biggest, baddest, and all of Roar Ball. You did that, Will.

Oh, yay.

Well, I'm just going to make this one live, because I think Daryl just farted.

I'll see you both later. I got a date.

Need a shave.

With who?

Oh, I didn't tell you. Your mom.

Oh, shoot.

Uh, she got you, bro. Okay, okay.

Wasn't even funny.

Hey, bro.

Wanna play some ROAR 2K?

Nah, I think I'm good.

Should probably call it a night, you know? No, sure thing.

Yeah, make yourself comfortable.

I don't care. I'll be fixed.

It's him!

Look!

It's totally him!

Hey,

what's up, buddy?

Hey, Will!

Hey, Will! Hi, anonymous animal.

It's Will!

That's okay.

It's okay.

Yo, who is the clown that parked like that outside?

Everybody good?

Why y 'all not blinking?

That's me, sweetheart.

I'm the clown.

You're Florence Everson. You're the owner of the Thorns.

You can ignore all the voicemails, Mr. Harris, but looks like I found you

myself. She's been waiting for you without ordering anything.

Sit.

Right, the game yesterday.

You broke Maine's ankle so hard, I thought they were going to have to put

down. And the internet just loved it.

They love you.

Yo, that's crazy.

Oh, it gets crazier?

Well, maybe you haven't noticed, but the team is awful.

Oh, no, we trash. We have the league's best player, and no path to the claw

again. Small to small, I believe you are exactly what Jet... And this team needs

right now.

Goat. Sure.

But I think you might be a two -horned unicorn.

Really? Yeah.

I'd like to make you an author.

We need a sixth player.

To join the Thorns for the back half of the season.

Oh, my gosh.

Is it really, is it finally happening? I just need you to sign here, some

initials here, and you're officially a Thorn.

And, uh, Jet, she signed off on this? In many ways, it was her.

idea. Yeah. So what's it gonna be? Play for violence or stay here and bust my

table? Pen. Pen!

Pen! Someone give me a pen!

I don't have a pen. Ow!

Thank you.

Are you... There's a will.

There's a way!

Congratulations, sweetie.

We're so proud of you.

I cannot believe it. I'm gonna be a...

Certainly did. I'm so excited, Will.

Who's the fancy pig?

I hate this.

I can't wait till they put you out to pasture, Chuck.

That's good. Well, but back to the question we ask every season. Can you be

GOAT without winning a championship?

What is that?

No.

She's always been a great player, but father time catches up with everyone.

Not me.

They wouldn't have anything to talk about. All stats, no claws.

But you can't put all the blame on her. Anyone who's watched this team and

thinks Jet's the biggest problem is blind as a... Blind as a what?

I am the all -time leading scorer in Roar -tory.

Speaking of the Thorns, we got some breaking news, Chuck. The Violent Thorns

have finally signed a sixth player. Looks like they're finally getting jets

somehow. Yes. A crocodile?

No, no, no, no.

Bigger. A gorilla? Yes.

That's what I'm talking about. With exclusive interviews. We signed Roar

Very small.

A small what?

We got a little.

A little what?

Teeny. Oh, what now? Tiny.

Come again?

Excuse me.

You're the one who asked for a team who could win the claw and you didn't care

how.

Remember? Well, I care about this.

I can't play with a goat.

He's an embarrassment to the team. He's an embarrassment to the city. He's a...

He's sitting right there.

Hey.

You gotta be kidding me.

I couldn't even see him in the chair, Flo. How am I supposed to see him on the

court? I'll be the goat in the thorns jersey.

You feel me? Uh -huh.

Look away, Flo. I'm just going to eat him. Yeah, I'm going to eat him with a

side of ranch dressing.

And we're going to act like none of this happened. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I do not

taste good. I thought you said she do. It's my job to bend the truth, Will.

on.

It's also my job to play the long game.

This is generating more attention than we have had in years.

You don't want him on the court, that's your call.

But he stays on the roster.

Oh, you must have lost your mind.

Put your paw down.

You should be elated.

Stars have aligned perfectly.

Because the press is dying to meet Will.

Will, down. Get down.

Oh, okay. And I want you to introduce him. No, not happening. Yes, you are.

They're actually waiting for you right downstairs.

So keep them tails up high, yes?

Big smile.

Love you both. Now get out.

Hey, I just wanted you to know this is my dream come true. I mean, to play with

you like my favorite player of all time.

I know I'm not what you expected, but I've spent my whole life training for

moment. And if you just give me a shot. Look, kid.

Your little viral video means baked you like a birthday cake.

Yeah, yeah. No, I'm going to enjoy watching the piranha teach you a lot.

Dad, dad, dad, over here. Dad, dad, dad, over here.

Let's get started. Hardest questions first.

Are you going viral in a playground and trying to play professional Roar Ball?

Do you worry you'll let other Smalls down? Aren't you just a shameless

stunt to distract for another Thorns losing season?

Don't you just kind of suck?

Sorry, can you repeat the question? Hey, hey, one at a time, y 'all. This boy is

not even media trained, okay?

So, Will, how did it feel to be the first Small ever to sign a professional

Ball contract?

Uh, to be honest with you, it's all kind of surreal.

I mean, last night I was fighting off roaches at my best friend's crib, and

I'm playing for the Thorns.

You shouldn't have said that.

Will, we are getting word that the roach community was pretty offended by your

last comment. Would you care to issue an apology?

Oh, gosh, no, no, no, no. Listen, that's not what I meant. I love roaches.

Lies. Can we, uh, move on to the next question?

So, Will, you're not at all concerned about being hurt? Roar Ball takes its

on the toughest of beings. I imagine for a small, it could be fatal.

Uh, well... No, no, Will knows the risks.

Could he be clobbered?

Possibly.

Crushed? Perhaps.

Killed? Probably. But that's how much he loves the game.

He'd die for it.

Right, Will?

Right. What about me?

You worried about a rematch down the line? No, no way. We call this dude the

Horse Whisperer. Because he broke that Bronco's back, okay?

You know what he was telling me earlier? He's got a nickname for Maine.

He calls him My Little Pony.

I didn't say that. I did not say that. And he also said that Maine definitely

ain't the goat.

And his hair is wet, too, which I also agree with.

He's dead.

What are you doing to me? Last question. This one's for Jet. You're in year 15.

The team's bringing on a goat to solve its problems. Do you ever... ever wonder

if it's time to hang it up?

I'm not hanging up anything, okay? I feel great right now, playing some of

best ball of my career. And please, I've played with every mutt this league has

to offer. My only concern is going out there and doing what I gotta do to win

the claw. And nothing, and I mean nothing, is gonna get in the way of

Thank you.

Bagels on the third floor.

Uh, cool.

Uh, I could... Okay, thank you.

Bye.

Coach Dennis, how do you plan on utilizing the goat in the rotation?

That's a great question.

Well... He's all yours. Hey, Jet, you got a second? I just wanted to go over

new players.

You heard me.

We'll do it later.

How you doing, kid? Dennis Cooper.

Pleased to meet you. Oh, I know you, Coach Dennis.

It's an honor. Coach is a strong word.

I'm more of an underpaid clipboard stand.

Whee! But I keep trying. Let's get you suited up for the game. I'm ready to

play. Play?

Yes. No.

What? Nothing.

And here we are.

No way. The Thorns' locker room?

Ah, yes!

Get dressed and come meet the team.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

This is crazy!

Oh!

Yo!

My name on a thorn's jersey.

Oh, wait.

Fillmore's 13th?

Game night. Welcome back to regionally organized animal roar ball, the sport

with the wildest courts.

Tonight,

we're at

the greenhouse, and the stadium is rocking for the first of three straight

games. And no surprise, the smalls have shown up big for Vineland's newest

thorn.

Oh, the canoodle can is on patrol.

Ooh, somebody's in love.

Looks like they're necking. Polly, want a cracker? Am I right? Oh,

you caught it.

I'm a genius.

Okay, Olivia, clear your mind. I am in control. I know who I am. I am good

enough. I do not care about the opinions of others. I do not care what they're

saying about me. Online, right now, across multiple platforms, which I can

just to see what they're saying.

Phone! Phone! Does anyone have a phone?

You're not even in uniform.

Ha!

Tear away.

You're not even in uniform.

Daddy's a daddy.

Listen, I celebrate your creativity with the phone, but it's not okay to shoot

daddy in the face, okay?

Cute kids.

Yeah, I know, right?

Don't look now, but there's a baby goat walking towards us with a weird smile on

his face.

I'm Will Harris, ready to help the team win however I can.

A pregame snake.

Let me just unhinge my jaw.

Please, please, go, go, go, go. The viral kid.

No, he went viral.

Weird. I like it.

I'm not doing your little dance, Moto.

I kind of like it.

What's with the egg?

Don't let them go through.

Coming in at a hot 5 feet 7 inches from South Vineland, the main player

himself, Will Harris!

Ready to go, I can't see you! Will history be made tonight, or will he

your underwhelming footsteps?

Chuck, you suck, Rusty, and yes, that was a bat joke. Yeah, Will!

That's Will, right?

He kind of looks like a gerbil. Do you think Will's going to play? I hope not,

or we're going to watch that kid die on live TV. Gerald!

Let's go, Eddie!

Hey,

Coach, what do you think I might get in? Just study the playbook, kid. In his

bloodline! Oh, story time?

Yeah, bring it in. Once there was a play called Eagle 24.

Oh, I like this one.

Anyone tired?

I could take a break. No.

He's going to be playing in the next game.

Trust me.

We need a bucket here. Moto, hang out on the perimeter. Face the floor. Do your

thing. I always do.

I actually noticed that the moose always drives right. So if you just

shift the defense over.

Who wants an occasionally break?

I do, man.

Tomorrow, history will be made.

And I mean it this time.

Take it off, R .G.

I got water, towels, emotional support.

I'm covered.

Three tough losses in a row for the Violent Thorns. And now they'll hit the

with a goat who's yet to see a dime of playing time.

No days off. Am I right? No, no, no. Nope. This is a private practice

Hey, watch this.

From the logo.

Nothing but net.

Lucky shot.

Maybe.

Big shot.

Should I play the lottery?

I'm feeling good today.

Why are you here, kid?

I want some playing time.

Not happening.

Let's go for it. Or are you scared you're going to need to go?

All right. Bet.

Top of the stand, hook shot off the glass, spin around the rim, in.

Jet from downtown.

Did it.

Easy. Through the vine, in.

Up hard over here.

Yeah, baby.

What else you got? Off the top, in.

from the light.

Easy.

Oh, you are mine now.

From the tunnel, over the backboard, nothing but net. All right? If I hit

one, you have to give me playing time.

Huh? Okay, yeah. Okay.

Pack it up.

Come on, we gotta fly.

Lane leaves in 30.

Crazy! Wait till the world's online, it's gonna be crazy. Crazy!

Everything else around us is crazy.

Crazy!

I really gotta hustle back there, but... Yo, what?

We're on a PJ?

What?

Oh, sick.

Oh, y 'all playing World 2K?

They've added memes?

would they do that? It's so disrespectful, not just to me, but to

Auntie Olivia is not giving birds. Birds? Are you broken?

Hey, hey, uh, Auntie Olivia has a condition called flightless bird

Aw, Auntie Olivia can't fly.

But we can. No, no, I'm not the cockpit girl.

We're backing up with a plan. Boarding card duty. At least the bags are comfy.

Hey, Lenny, is this seat taken?

Yep. By who?

By me.

Oh, that's good.

You really trying to body shame me for needing two seats?

Sorry, my bad. Hey, Moto, is this seat taken?

Technically speaking, no.

Ew!

Oh, that's just my skin.

I mowed it.

Okay.

There you go.

We were shooting around with the kid.

He's good, huh?

My mama could make those shots, okay?

Doesn't mean he can play.

Hey, Jed.

I made it.

Hey, everyone, a round of applause.

Will made it. Oh, spicy.

Is following me around being annoying your full -time job?

You have to open it. The nuts, they're inside the can.

Wait, so the can isn't the food?

Mane dropped it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mane just dropped a diss track

about Ghost Boy. Oh, Olivia, put it on the big screen.

Wait, you got it, Miss Lady Girl. Actually,

I'm way awake.

I am here for this.

Let's go.

Oh, yeah, let's hear that one. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. No, please, no, no, no.

You're not ready.

It's Mane.

I know you think you're all bad, but I'ma have you crying like bad.

You just don't care. I'm the main attraction, though. I'm the godfather.

Pony Sobrano.

I'ma keep it short, just like you. Next time we on the court, smoke's on you.

Act tough, but you're scared. I'm in your nightmare.

Tonight when you sleep, you'll be crying. Don't care. Don't, don't, don't.

You'll be crying. Don't care. Don't, don't, don't. You'll be crying. Don't

Don't care.

Oh, that is a bad...

The lyrics are kind of mid.

No!

It smells so good in here!

this is where i want to be at what is that i've never this could be in a room

yeah baby we chillin in the penthouse we chillin in the penthouse we chillin in

the penthouse hey look who it is hold up hold up hold up you guys ain't gonna

believe this place yo bros bros we got a 95 inch tv in the living room you see

that all right tv on the toilet even has a remote unsanitary but it's cool last

but not least tv And the minibar.

So, what's up with the floor seats?

You said courtside? Well, you know, with the way things have been going, I'm

even filling a team in a week. I mean, I'll try to find you some tickets.

Are you kidding me, bro?

What do you mean if you're going to be on the team next week? You're on the

actual thorn. Ain't nobody kicking our boy off the team. Nope.

All right, that's it.

I need to hear it. Hear what?

What? Oh come on.

Game to play tomorrow.

Keep it down. Uh, Jet, Jet. What?

Um, I was hoping, up to you, I could get a little playing time.

Uh? No, that's all.

Just a little time on the court?

Aw, kiddo.

All you had to do was that.

Really?

Where stalactites are falling from the ceiling and the thorns are at risk of

falling out of playoff contention. Are

you

serious right now? Now you blow the whistle? One more word and it's a

Why don't you take that?

And stick it right up your cloaca.

Did she just say cloaca? Can you say that on TV? Well, it's as close as you

get to saying butter.

I could have come back.

I could have won this one.

Get up.

This feels bad. What are you waiting for?

Oh, my gosh.

You're putting me in?

You think I want to? I don't have a choice.

Otherwise, we forfeit the game.

Bedtime, I thought I told you kids to... Things are starting to get ugly for the

Thorns. You are the authority on ugly, Chuck.

Oh, scoot over. I gotta watch this. Just remember, an opportunity like this is

fleeting, but public humiliation, that lives forever.

Really? That's your bed talk? What? Oh, I haven't coached in a while. I'm sorry,

I'm a little out of practice. Who says that? The whole planet's watching. Oh,

that's worse. Don't listen to me.

What a beautiful moment. The first small to play in Roar. Yo, are you guarding

me or my shoelace? I knew Jersey shrunk in the wash, but I didn't know the

players did too.

You're going to end up roadkill, kid.

Yo, Archie, big lap.

Hey, go. Good looking out.

Archie with a big block. I got it, I got it. And Lenny recovers.

Will Harris is heading down the court. Lenny, hey, hey, I'm over here.

Lenny looking for somebody, anyone who's got to go. Nowhere to go but Harris.

Lenny really doesn't want to fill that path.

Let's go.

the little goat.

Who wants goat tears?

What?

Oh, come on. Hey, Quill, run Eagle 24.

Let's huddle up. What are we going to do? Coach wants us to run Eagle 24.

We on all the play? No. I do. I've eaten 24 eagles.

What? Okay, Lenny, it's just you and me. I'm feeling something.

I can't even describe it. It's like I'm jittery. Yeah, that's adrenaline.

I kind of like it.

I'm calling a delay of game. Okay.

Let's do this.

Win whatever play you want, goat. I'm locking you down.

a catchphrase. Get off my cloaca, Chuck!

Whatever.

Whatever. I mean, I scored 33.

Who's keeping track?

What? Is it lame to search yourself?

It is. I know I can't help myself.

Yo, go.

Nice work tonight.

You wanna join?

Who? Me? Come on. Get to know your teammates a little. We don't bite.

Moto does sometimes.

Just get in here. We're getting an olive branch.

Well, I am grabbing that olive branch.

All right, Antio.

Don't be shy now, Rook. Shy?

He's got ice in his veins, rain and trees.

There's just one tree.

Honestly, when Jet crashed out of the game, I thought it was over.

Oh, for sure. But the goat came through. My God.

I didn't even need my bucket tonight. This is so...

Should we ask Jet to play? Hey, you trying to ruin the one piece of fun we

We won without Jet.

I can't believe we're actually talking like this. She could be listening.

What? Why?

When we win, she likes to be the one that won the win.

She's a winner.

And she's going to get us to the playoffs.

We got lucky for one game.

Let's not go mad. I appreciate the optimism, but look at this team. We got

Dennis at the helm. I think he dies when he slips.

Me? No, I'm just trying to focus on my sweet baby angel.

Incoming!

You saved your life. Oh, my gosh. Everybody just sees me as a tall,

robot. At a certain point, I just checked out. I started finding other

be creative.

Lenny. Is a rapper.

Olivia, stop trying to put me on front street.

You know it's nothing I take too seriously.

Okay,

maybe I take it a little seriously.

And I'm a bust.

Maybe the biggest in war history.

Come on now, Liv. That ain't true.

It is. You can say it. What else do you call a number one pick who's biggest

claim to fame is being on someone else's poster?

Olivia! Listen, point is, this squad is a bunch of head cases, has -beens.

Whatever the heck Modo is.

Modo is icons.

All right Care Bear, bet they're in. What you got?

I fold.

I fold.

Uno, reverse.

Wrong game. Uno, uno, uno. Yeah, they're the absolute worst.

Oh, hey, boss.

I'd be glad.

Oh, hi, Moto.

Anyways, great team win last night.

Socials are blowing up, and I've got some exciting news.

Hey, is Jet there?

Jet? What?

Jet? What?

Jet? What?

Oh, hi.

You know that Jet promo tomorrow?

Well, now you're all going to be in it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, this is dope.

In Vineland, our roots run deep.

Vineland didn't just invent the game of Roar Ball.

We define it.

No one gets by me in the lane. I don't play the long game. I play the tall

You can't catch me on a fast break.

I make you feel weird. And you're not sure why.

And I'm the best in the game.

It's the end of one era.

And the beginning of another.

It's my time now. And now it's time to pass the torch to the new ghoul.

I'm sorry,

I can't. I can't. My body is rejecting the word. You know what? Let's just take

five. Jack, baby, what's the problem?

The problem is I'm the ghoul. I'm not passing the torch because I'm still

playing.

It's just a promo.

It's a plan word.

He's a goat, but also wants to be the goat. Just say the lines.

Are we all OK with this? Now I want to see a show of paws.

Raise them up. Who is OK with this?

Oh, everybody?

OK. Hey, Maximus, let's pick it up from They Defined It.

You got it, boss.

Vineland didn't just invent the game of floorball. We define it.

I block every shot.

I'm unstoppable.

I think.

And I think there is a power struggle happening.

The end of one era and the beginning of another. That's even better. It's my

time.

Just say the line, Jack. No, it's not true. I don't think you understand the

difference between figurative and literal.

It's a double goat meaning.

I don't care. I'm not saying it. And he's not saying it either. And y 'all

even think about saying it. Copy. Vineland didn't just invent the game of

Ball. We define it. I just want to be a good dad.

I just want to blow minds with thick rye.

Whoever means my beak, you will be hearing from my lawyer. I don't even

rules of Roar Ball. I'm the goat. Always have been. Always will be. Not some

little goat guy.

It's a bingo.

Don't mean it. Cat, cat. Look, since you're not going to say the line, why

you just give us a little bye? Oh, I am not saying that.

Why do I bother you so much?

You just got here, son.

Who even are you? I'm the one who stepped up when you fouled out. We

won, and you weren't even on the court.

Now I feel the effect.

Is this how I make everyone feel?

You know what, superstar?

This looks like it's your promo now.

Good. I'm out of here.

Yeah. Good luck selling tickets.

Jet! Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't mean... I didn't sign up for that, all right?

Come on, Jen.

It's just a promo.

It gets fans hyped for our game. It's not.

It's how everyone treats me.

They all want me to pass the torch, but I'm not done.

I'm still here. I'm still playing.

I'm still waiting on that clock, Fillmore.

You're better off on the beach. What?

I just want my car. Where is my driver?

Follow me.

This way.

I've never broken the law before.

I feel so alive. I actually paid for both of our rides. I just wanted to see

sweat.

I'm so messed up back there.

I mean, they act like you've been losing forever.

I don't know what's wrong with them, but I remember the furball game. That was

amazing. You scored 70 points. Well, you know why they call it the furball game,

right?

Because I choked.

I missed the last shot.

We didn't make the claw.

Ever since then, Vineland's got no love for Jet Fillmore.

No love for Jet Fillmore?

You're seriously going to listen to a couple of haters?

Where's the laugh?

Even I get it.

Next stop, Vineland City Center.

Okay, get up. We're getting off right here.

You come to pick up some extra ships?

Ah, I see you got jokes.

Come back empty -handed?

You said you'd give me Jet Fillmore's autograph.

Oh, my gosh. It's Jet Fillmore.

What's up, y 'all? Jet says she never tried the pie, so I figured we'd pull

Whoa.

Not bad, huh?

Wait, is that a heist? Jersey?

Dang, y 'all are some crazy stalkers.

What do we have here?

No way.

Is that you?

Hey, you want to meet the others?

My grandpappy came here from afar to help build the greenhouse.

Yeah, that's little me right there in my diaper.

Wow.

We're going to name our baby after you, Jet.

We're hoping she'll grow up to be just like you. Aw, cute.

Hey. Check this out.

When I move my shoulders, it looks like you're dunking. Oh, yeah.

It definitely looks like I am doing something.

Okay, so we're down by two, right?

I'm nauseous. It's like every time I go to open my mouth, it's like, oh, here it

comes. I can't even see straight. I knew it. I knew it. I could tell something

was off. How did you get so thick?

Look. I'm not going to say it's true, but I will say the delivery guy was

wearing a magma jersey.

Winky dink, you decide.

Drum roll, please.

Right, right. I told you.

Oh, snap.

The Fillmore one?

Where did you get these? A collector never reveals her secrets.

Just kidding.

Facts. I got them from the store when they came out. I've been looking

everywhere for these. Okay, how much do you want for them? Are you kidding me?

Your money's no good here. They're your shoe.

Just take them. No, no, no, no, no. Just bring back a claw.

Deal.

Later,

y 'all.

How did you know about that spot?

I go there for the pie.

It delivers every time.

Oh.

You were the delivery boy. Yeah, yeah.

Was that a little too obvious?

Okay.

I mean... The real reason I know the diner is because my mom used to work

there. She was a huge Thorns fan.

This is for every year.

Happy birthday, Will.

Baby, you know you can wish for anything.

So dream big.

You're not... I'm not just going to play Roar Ball.

You're going to change the game.

Dream big.

Then she got sick.

And Vineland stepped up for me.

Roar Ball was where I went to get out of my head.

And just...

Play you know and everyone thought I was trippin when I said I wanted to be a

war ball player everybody That's for my mom

And I want her to be right

You got a lot of

good folks behind you So do you

See you at practice tomorrow.

Hey, yo, it's Maine season.

Oh, no.

Here we go. The barbershop with P -Dawg and Boogie. Let's get into it.

A lot of naysayers out there, folks.

Been talking about Big Dane, the goat pad.

Putting up a whole three points.

He's trash. Horns are trash.

Horns are trash. And it ain't just the goat that's whack.

The whole team is cooked.

They trash.

Someone needs to shut this clown up once and for all.

Hold up. Looks like we got a special chat request.

It's the grandmama herself, Jet Fillmore. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Maine is

with Jet? What?

Let me see that.

No way, Broden. You know what? I'm just surprised you even know how to use your

phone for anything other than reading the menu with the flashlight.

I'm surprised you can talk with teeth like that. Your tongue over there

like it's injured.

Let me out. Let me out.

Jets get bars.

I've been in the league five years.

Already got two claws.

How many claws you got now?

Well, that's about to change. I don't know if you saw our last game, but Will

shooting straight fire.

Archie's a beast. Olivia got her confidence back.

Lenny's a stopper. And Moto is an icon.

The Thor's about to win our next eight games. And then, yeah, we're coming for

the claw.

Are you crazy?

The only thing crazy is that Clydesdale hair that you got thrown into your head.

Yeah, the textures don't match.

Don't diss the hair. You know I get sensitive.

Wait till I get off this line. You know what? I hope you make a run so I can

wreck you just like I wrecked that baby goat at the cage. Until then, keep Will

and the Thorns at your mouth.

These roots run deep.

Fillmore, out.

These roots run deep.

Roots run deep. Roots run deep. Roots run deep.

You said some pretty nice stuff about us.

I'm wondering why.

Are you feeling okay?

It's the first time I've been tagged with something that didn't make me cry.

I don't trust it.

Did you mean it?

Look, I meant every word that I said. I really do need y 'all. And it's time I

finally acknowledge that I've got some really good folks behind me.

To show you how serious I am?

I'm ready to shake some things up.

I'm officially naming Dennis the new head coach of the Thorns.

But I'm already head coach. I know, but now it's like, for real this time,

you're going to be head coach, only coach.

The team is yours, Dennis.

Let's go, baby!

Give it up! My therapist said this day would never come.

Just give me a second.

Dennis, get it together.

Get it together!

Get it together!

I've been watching, learning, waiting for this day.

I'm scared.

We like it. We are going to rip the heart out of this league and make them

at it. Nice.

Welcome to Dennis' World of Bane!

Archie, you don't have to worry about your little girls growing up with

tendencies.

They've gone full tilt 365 days a year, psychopath.

Actually, it's three things before.

We take prisoners off. Stop thinking of yourself as an enforcer. You're a

protector. Your teammates are like your daughters, too.

Protect them. Hands off my beautiful daughter.

Don't look at that, Archie. Wait, what did you just call me?

Lenny. Team after team used you for your height and threw you away. So you lost

your drive. Ten teams in ten years, coach. Well, this team has your back. So

stick your neck out for them. Now tear the rug off this mother.

Ray. Nice one, Liz. That's my squad.

That's my squad.

Oh, I kind of like that.

Olivia. One second. I'm just.

Seriously, give me your phone. Oh, no. You are never seeing it again.

Another phone?

Where are you getting all these phones?

Olivia, get your head out of the phone and into the game.

You were drafted number one for a reason. The only thing holding you back

you. You are still that bird.

I am that bird.

I'm going to coach the scat out of you. There's kids here.

Jet, remember these three words.

Pass the ball.

Let the ball go?

Jet. You mean share with the others?

I don't think this lesson is for me. Trust your teeth.

Open. Jet, pass the ball.

It's harder than it looks.

I'm open.

Figure it out!

Blocked!

Blocked!

Blocked! Blocked!

Blocked! Well, you've got to find a way to get your shot over him!

And, Moto?

Wait, wait.

Say it with your mind.

Message!

Received! If you do all this, you'll be more than a team. You'll be a unit!

Unstoppable!

Goat tears is whack, and I can't let it stand.

So, well, I've prepared a little something to say thank you for pushing

far.

There you go, Mr. Fillmore. Can I get a picture?

No way!

Nice to meet you, Theo.

And this is for your dad.

I'm always at the top cause I'm taller than the whole

Or is Moto looking different these days? Oh, yeah, he's a thirst trap. Talk

along for my skin.

Marry me, Moto. Oh, marry me.

The Thorns punch their ticket to the Roar 4 and are heading to the playoffs.

What a turnaround, Chuck.

If I were made, I'd be shaking in my horseshoes because the Thorns are coming

for them.

Do we have a deal?

Good.

Coach Dennis, how about a comment on this team's epic turnaround?

How's it feel, Dennis? It feels like victory!

They didn't know an ostrich could get that fly. I

see you, Olivia. You know what they say.

Birds of a feather look fly together.

Archie's a whole bot.

Yeah, buddy.

I look good. And I play good.

If Mogo would any more of a snack, he'd eat himself. Love it. Love it.

I'll be right back.

Anyone know where Jet is?

I'll go get her.

I saw this painting.

The new Thorns are relocating to Thuckin' City.

I'm sorry, what?

You're joking.

Oh, I never joke about money, honey.

I brought Will onto this team to put butts in C.

But I didn't expect for you to actually win.

I'm selling while the getting's good.

What's gonna happen to the team? Oh, they're all gone, sweetie.

Cleaning house.

And as for you... I made sure the new owners knew all about

your worn -out boss.

And surprise, surprise!

They weren't about to waste money on an old broken -down player who's never

gonna win a claw.

Oh, and tell the team to clean out their lockers after y 'all lose.

Enjoy your early retirement, Jet.

Hey, good luck out there tonight.

Jet.

Flow sold the thorns? You listening in on my conversations now? You need to go

tell the team. No, we'll tell them after the game. If we tell them now, they'll

fall apart.

This affects all of us. Whatever's coming, we gotta face it together. Who's

captain here? You or me?

Jet. After the game.

Welcome to the cryosphere tonight.

The shivers face the thorns in the semi -final game. The winner marches

triumphantly to the finals to battle for a championship and eternal glory.

The loser vanishes to the cold void of history.

This is not just a game. It is a reckoning.

Lenny, are you trying to get traded?

Hey, hey, Jet, you good? Focus on the game.

Don't worry about it. We'll get the next one.

Olivia!

Next time you think about shooting, don't.

I'm sorry, Jack.

And that's the hat.

Maybe we should tell him now.

After the game.

Don't hurt yourself, Grandma.

Jack!

Thorns are down by 15 late in the fourth quarter. It is not looking good for

their playoff home.

What is going on out there? Chet, tell them. They need to know. What did I say?

Flo sold the team to Sunken City.

None of us are going with it. Can she even do that? It's not even allowed. We

were playing well. We just started gelling. We sold our team. They're

that close. It could have been a legend.

Broke it. Broke it. I don't know. Never gonna win, Akbar.

Shut up.

Get me the ball. I'm not going out like this.

Don't you mean we?

I know that look.

What do you think you're doing?

That's two thorns down by ten. Come on.

You got to get up.

Somebody get a body on him.

Come on.

Oh, we've seen this before, Rusty. It's the Jet Fillmore Show now.

Jack with the pull -up. Thorns down eight.

Heads up.

That deficit is cut to five.

It's a one -point.

the finals.

Well, I'm done.

Team's sold anyway.

Come on, girls.

We'll do as well.

You used to be my favorite player.

Until today.

What a turn of events.

The Thorns have a shot at the claw, but Violent has lost their team.

I'll tell you, Rusty, I would hate to be a Thorn.

Stand right about now.

There is freedom within.

There is freedom without.

Try to catch the devil who's in a paper cup.

There's a battle ahead.

Many battles are lost, but you'll never see the end of it.

but you turn right over to the tv

Did you not watch the game? I don't think Tet wants to play with us anymore.

I'm willing to bet she does.

Hey, can we talk?

I'm busy.

No, he's not. Come on, come on, give me the ball. No, not happening. My ball

now.

I came to say I'm sorry.

Okay, well, you did it, so... Please, just hear me out.

I want to hold up that claw and feel what it's like to be one of the greats.

When Flo said all that stuff about me being washed up, it just got in

my head.

And I couldn't let it go because deep down, deep, deep down, I'm scared she's

right.

And I just panicked.

And I did you all so dirty. And I'm so sorry.

You know, I really thought that if I was holding a claw at the end of the day,

it wouldn't matter how I got it.

But when you think about it, that's kind of all that matters.

That was a really good apology.

But you know, you still owe the diner a claw.

It's gonna be hard to win without a team.

I might know a few folk.

Oh, thank God!

You girls are crazy.

Get me out of here quick.

Start the car.

Yo.

Stop, Olivia.

Come on.

We've got a game to win. Yes.

Rusty, teams become champion, players become legend.

Let's go!

This is the best day of my life.

I can feel myself getting invested.

Who cares? I'm here for it. Break my heart, kiddo! Come on, Will!

Let's go!

Tonight, Jet and Manny will finally answer the question, who is...

And here we go, Chuck!

Unbelievable! Main attraction gets the tip over Lenny!

Main drills went home, sending a strong message to the Thorns.

You're too strong.

Come on, Will.

Show them who's too small.

Eyes on me.

Get with the sweet tap.

The orange response.

As the first quarter comes to a close, it's still anyone's game.

We should be scrying these fools.

Take them out if you have to, but hold on to that lead.

Today! Will, watch out!

Ow! Hard hit on Jack! No foul call!

What?

Oh,

no.

This injury could take you out permanently if you put any more weight

leg.

I'm sorry, y 'all.

for you to get hurt? Hey, hey, it's not your fault.

But I think I'm done.

What are we gonna do?

We can't win without Jack.

What? Oh, we're all thinking it.

Look.

Roots run deep.

That's more than just a chair.

You guys have no idea what you mean to this city.

My mom told me to dream big.

And for Violent, there is no dream bigger than bringing home a claw.

This might be the last time Violent Thorns ever play. And we ain't gonna go

like this. Yeah, you heard the rook.

Let's dream big.

A well -deserved standing ovation for the legendary Jet Fillmore.

Welcome back, Goat.

R .G.!

Harris is on a pair.

The thorns are all tied up.

Luia! I got this.

I am that bird. I am that bird!

She can fly!

I can fly!

She can fly?

Oxygen fly!

These are the thorns we can't defeat!

Look who's the poster child now.

Time out magma.

Oh, where do we buy? Stay off social media.

We gotta turn this around.

Now! Where my maniacs at?

Uh -oh! I think we've got some seismic activity!

Just listen to that crowd!

They're going crazy!

I know the feeling, Rusty.

Whoa! And up goes Lenny!

Jack can't save you now.

Ooh! Smart ball by me!

What? The zebra and the horse are working together.

Come on, that's a foul!

Really? Oh, that's how you want to win? Huh? What you gonna do about it, small?

Hey!

Keep your hooves off my teammates.

Get him, Daddy.

Make him bleed.

That's not what you want to see. Beat for yourself.

Play great, too. Number 34 ejected. Are you kidding me? Main started it. Where's

his foul? Cry about it. The rules state Thorns need five players or they

forfeit. Hit me again.

Okay. Okay. I haven't played since my rec league days, but I guess I could.

Put me in, coach.

I got a game to win.

Jet, you can barely walk.

No, we can't let you do this. You'll just make it worse.

You think they bought it?

Um,

I do. I think we have about three seconds before they catch on. That's all

need. Y 'all ready?

Trying to run a play like this all season, but some hothead kept

me. That's a great play.

Yeah. It was worth the wait.

The thorns are down by two with 20 seconds on the clock. Jet's going to lay

all on the line.

What a competitor.

Listen to double team her. Triple team her if you have to. Do not let her out

your sight.

Jet's fighting an injury. The court is unstable.

Do you still want her taking the final shot? With fire and brimstone bringing

judgment and wrath to us all.

I was.

I love this game, and I love you,

Rushie!

Ten years, ten teams, one claw, baby!

We are champions!

You are so cool. That was pretty cool, right? I was like... We love you.

Love you, girl.

Hey, man.

Good game. Let me help you up.

Hey, uh, you're...

My hair is on fire. What? Oh, no, no.

Not the hair.

Will! Dad?

We're champions, baby. We did it. We actually did it. No, you did it.

Looks like Mom's was right.

You okay? I'm fine. I'm fine. I just can't feel my legs, but I'm a champion,

baby.

Never thought I'd see the day Jed Fillmore passed the ball. Security!

Hold up, sucker.

Playtime? Should we destroy?

Destroy!

Hey,

you were right about Will.

He's a great addition to the team. Bye, Piglet.

Introducing your Roar Champions,

the Vineland Tigers!

saw Jet play when I was just a kid.

And I told my mom, I said, I'm gonna be just like her.

And you know what's crazy?

My mom actually believed it.

She always seemed to know those kinds of things, you know?

Like, she always knew that even if she couldn't be here for me, Violin would

be.

You delivered for me. Well done. Change the game.

And you always had my back.

And you inspired me.

We brought the club home!

And even if the Thorns don't have a home in Violet anymore,

must. Vineland will be champions forever.

Moldo has something to say.

Thorns sting in Vineland.

Moldo is the owner.

Wait, how?

All in.

What? Let me take a look at that. You're giving freak lizards a team?

Well, this is actually legit.

Moto's my boss. That's not good.

Moto.

Roots Rugby! Roots Rugby!

I was

fighting,

chasing all of my lows with the wrong hands. Oh, now I'm singing me a brand

song and it goes like, oh.

See the good and the bad life handed me. The broken road that led me straight to

my family.

Made peace with the broken pieces.

Finally made my way out the deep end. Some days I still can't believe it. I'm

still living. I'm still breathing. So I'm singing me a brand new song.