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Right this way?

Have a seat.

This might take a minute.

All right, guys.

I'm going to take you through this line of questioning.

Like I said, this is going to take a little while.

Yeah.

You guys know why I brought you in here?

We have no idea.

Okay.

Well, I'm just going to say it out.

We've got, we've had a history of credit card fraud here in the mall.

And you two are our number one suspects for it.

What? Yes.

After reviewing some footage.

We noticed that last week you guys came in and you had different names on

different credit cards.

So how could that be? Did you guys both change your name in the past week?

No, everything's been the same.

I don't know. I don't have a reason to change my shit.

What about you? No, I didn't change my name. You didn't change your name. Okay.

That's weird because you guys use different credit cards.

What else do we have?

Let's go through your guys' recent purchases.

One large 65 -inch television.

Did you guys buy that?

No.

You didn't buy a TV?

No. It's weird. We have footage of you guys leaving with a TV. That's very

strange. It must not have been you guys.

Let's keep going here.

Two new iPhones.

Was that you guys? Did you guys buy two new iPhones?

No. I don't even have a phone.

You don't have a phone. Okay.

Let's just go through the easy stuff here. What are your date of birth?

Start with you.

Date of birth? February 8th.

Okay.

And the year?

1993.

93. Okay.

And you?

Are we under arrest or something? Like, why do we have to give you this

information?

So we're going through a line of questioning, and if I feel that you guys

the suspects for doing credit card fraud, then we'll call the police and

have them take care of it. So I'm going through a line of questioning right now.

Okay. Yeah.

June 1st, 2001.

Are you guys a couple?

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you guys live together?

Yes. You do? All right. And what is your address?

1889 Maryland Ave.

Springfield, Illinois.

Okay.

And just one more time to be clear, you guys are denying of using stolen credit

card. Is that right?

Yeah. You guys didn't do it? Yeah, we didn't use stolen credit card. Gotcha.

Okay.

Well, if that is true, that you guys didn't use stolen credit cards, I

for the inconvenience.

I'm going to run through some footage, and I'll be back in here in a few

minutes, okay?

All right.

Okay, I'm nervous just a little bit, but... I think he locked the jail door.

He locked it.

I think he fucking locked us in here, dude.

We might actually be screwed.

Yeah, I don't know.

Compromise or something?

Go into it again, Mike.

I just wish he'd come back already so I know what the heck's going on. Yeah,

it's the principle.

Should we just tell him? Like, I don't know.

Uh, wait and see.

He might not have anything, so why would you admit to something if he doesn't

have anything?

Yeah. He'll be reading.

But... I'm just getting nervous. I don't want to, like, contradict ourselves or

something.

I don't want him to call the cops.

Yeah, me either.

That's the last thing we need right now. Yeah.

Oh, maybe he's nice.

I guess we'll see.

I hate him so much.

I know. We're doing the same thing.

It makes me have anxiety.

Yeah.

Because there's not even a clock in the air. I don't even know what I'm going to

do. I hope he just doesn't come back and just coughs

with them.

Yeah.

That would be the worst.

He doesn't really have any evidence yet that we know of. Check the door.

Oh, he got here.

Yeah.

The one of you guys who tried to open the store? No.

Okay. I have you guys in here questioning, so I would hope you

leave.

So after reviewing the footage, I just printed out some things for you guys.

That is you two, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know it is you two.

And you were using a stolen credit card because the name on the credit card

isn't the names that you guys have given me.

And so that's where I'm at with it. So credit card fraud is the

big deal, and you're looking at possibly jail time for this.

So I'm going to tell you what. We're going to go through.

I'm going to do a quick body search on you guys, and we'll go from there, okay?

The police are probably going to get involved, but we do have some things

going to have to go through.

What was your name again, miss?

Kinsley. Kinsley. Could you stand over here, please?

Just do a quick body search on you.

Hands up.

Perfect. Thank you.

Anything on you?

No. Nothing on your body?

No.

Good.

What's this right here?

My bra.

Okay. It feels like something different.

It's just my bra.

You don't have anything inside your bra?

No.

Um, what are you... I thought you were supposed to be doing a start.

I have a little much, isn't it? Yeah, what are you doing?

Yeah, okay, please, hands out to your side.

Uh, definitely feels like something.

That's just my bra.

Um, you can't be doing that.

Yeah.

Let me use this real fast to make sure.

Yeah, that right there.

See?

I'm going to do a little bit more of a search.

Um, yeah, can you go ahead and take your shirt off for me, miss?

Well, I have to take my pants off too.

Okay. Yeah, go ahead.

Okay.

I mean, don't you guys have like a female security guard you could... Not

duty today.

Okay.

anything in your bra?

Yeah, I'm positive.

Okay.

Um, what are you doing?

Just doing a quick body search.

Quick? It's been like five minutes.

Just want to make sure that you guys don't have anything on your body.

Um, okay.

That's not checking me. Hands up to your sides, okay? Because I could have the

cops here in just a few minutes.

All right?

All right.

We do have all the evidence that we need.

What are you doing?

I'm just doing a quick body search.

I'm going to make sure he doesn't have evidence. Could you please spread your

legs out?

Yeah. Wider, please.

Thank you.

I'm sure there's nothing down there.

Yeah? Yeah.

This is not okay. You can't be doing this to me. Well, the metal detector was

going off like fire.

Oh, yeah, up here, not right there. We're going to do a quick body search.

Okay Are

you

done yet?

It's gonna take a few minutes Okay This

is just getting weird now

It's not okay. You can't be doing that to me. Hands off your sides, okay?

You guys, seriously, if I don't have compliance, I'm going to call the cops.

Do you guys want me to do that?

No. No? I just want to know.

Okay. All right, you're good for the time being. You can have a seat. Sir,

going to have you stand up.

Can I put my clothes back on? No, not right now.

Same thing, my man.

Anything on your body? No.

No?

Sweep on this.

Good.

One more sweep through.

Good job, my man.

You can go right over here.

Next, we're going to have to re -band.

Okay, we're going to go through a quick pattern.

Is that necessary?

It is actually a procedure. I'm going to have you, if you could just put your

head down on the table. Perfect.

What? This will only take a second.

All right. And I am recording this. It is for your own safety. For what?

It is for your own safety.

Not a little much.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Guys, I'm going to have to have compliance, all right?

Like I said, the cops are only just a few minutes away.

Well, then can't they just do it?

Do you guys actually want me to call the cops?

Because they will persecute you immediately.

No.

No? All right, good.

We do deal with things differently here.

And the cops would probably put you in jail for at least a night.

Before your guys' case opens up, okay?

Okay, are you done yet?

One second.

This is all procedure.

I mean, there's not much room in there. There's not a lot of time.

Are you done?

Almost done?

Yeah, we're getting there, alright?

Does it feel good?

No, I just want you to be done.

Alright, well it should feel a little good.

It's a cavity search.

Yeah.

I need compliance from both of you guys, alright?

Alright.

You're clear.

You can stand up again.

I'm gonna do a quick check on your bra.

Just to make sure.

You can leave the panties down.

Why?

Just leave them down, okay?

Full cavity search. All procedure, trust me.

Just listen to him so we can get out of here. Yeah.

All right.

And again, yeah, that's right there. So I need you to take your bra off as well.

Perfect. You can take these all the way off.

Well, I think that's necessary.

You can see that there's nothing there, so why are you doing that?

To make sure.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Are you sure you don't have anything hidden on your body?

Yeah, how would I?

Okay, because my metal detector is still going off.

Well, it's probably because of my neck and rings.

Could be.

We'll just have to continue on with this cavity search.

Okay.

I'm going to place the hide stuff.

Okay. Hands out to your side, okay?

Guys, like I said, I'm going to need complete compliance, all right? Please

don't argue with this procedure.

It's taking a while, so I'm just kind of confused. Guys, I don't want that much

back talk either, okay? I will call it off.

I just feel a little violated, that's all.

Okay. You want me to call the cops?

No, but, I mean, you could hurry up a little or something.

Um, is that a part of the cavity search? Yes, it is.

Since when?

Is this even necessary?

Like, I'm confused.

You're just bouncing my tits.

Guys, if I hear any more backtalk, I'm going to call the cops, all right? And

I'm being dead serious.

They'll persecute you immediately, and you guys will be looking at real jail

time. Well, then maybe you should just call them, then.

If it gets me out of here.

Want me to call the cops?

No. No? Okay, well, he said no.

He's not the one getting groped on right now. Yeah, guys, I've got full evidence

on you, all right?

And Billy, I do know that you have a warrant out for your arrest.

Does that sound familiar?

Maybe. Yeah?

Carjacking?

Maybe. Yeah, that's what I thought.

I don't want to hear any more backtalk from either of you. Okay?

Alright.

You don't have anything on your body.

I mean, clearly.

Yep. You can go ahead and take a seat.

Oh, can I at least put my clothes on now?

No, no, not yet.

Okay?

Really? This is all procedure, all right? Trust me.

You can have a seat.

All right, you guys, so where are we at here? Credit card fraud is a

felony, all right?

And it also is, you can be persecuted for it.

You're looking at real jail time.

And, uh, yeah.

I mean, that's pretty serious.

You know? Do you guys know the life implications that entails having a

your record?

I mean, yeah.

Yeah? It means you're not going to be able to get a job.

You're not going to be able to get any loans.

You're not ever going to own a house.

You're not going to hold office.

Okay? You're not going to become president.

Yeah. It's funny, right?

Not being able to have a job.

Not being able to make money.

Yeah. Being president was kind of funny.

Yeah. That's funny. Right?

Yeah. Because carjacking is super respectable, right?

Yeah. We knew this.

Look, guys. I don't want to ruin your lives. I'll be honest.

All right?

If I called the cops, you guys would get persecuted to the fullest extent.

And...

Yeah. Might be tough on you guys, alright? But I'm a nice guy.

Right?

I feel like there's a way that we can get past this.

And there is a way that I wouldn't call the cops.

You guys know what that might be?

You just let us go?

Because you said you were a nice guy? For no reason, right?

No.

So here's my offer.

You and I, we have sex.

What? And I'll let both of you go.

You gotta be crazy.

You literally are crazy.

Is he serious right now? Like, that's not... I am being serious.

How are you even, like... Look, I'll let you guys discuss it.

I'll go out for a couple minutes.

You guys can talk about it.

If you don't want me to have sex with your girlfriend, I can take both of you

guys to jail. Alright? I got the handcuffs right over here.

and I would love to do the honor of taking you guys down to the department.

right? So you guys discussed it.

I'll be back in in a couple minutes.

He's got to be fucking crazy, dude.

I'm not fucking him. Are you kidding?

Either that or we're going to jail.

That's just fucking ridiculous. There has to be something else we can do. I'm

definitely going to jail. I don't know about you.

I don't want to.

Well, I wouldn't let that happen, but there's got to be something else that we

can do besides that.

That's ridiculous.

That's illegal. That has to be. Well, if you don't get fucked in here, I'm going

to be getting fucked in prison.

I just can't do this. I'm getting dressed and I'm finding a way out of

Wait, hold on, hold on.

This is not okay. I'm not okay with this. How are you okay with this? I'm

okay with this, but wait for him to get back in here so we can at least know

what's going on. Just give me a second. No, that's not okay with me.

He needs to respect me and he needs to realize that there's got to be something

else we can do.

That can't be the only thing. Like, I don't understand.

Like,

where

did he even go? I don't even know what we're waiting on right now. Hopefully

he's not getting the cops.

Well, I hope not. He's trying to get us to talk about it and discuss it.

This is, like, our only choice.

This can't be our only choice.

How? How is this our only choice? That's not fair.

This is crazy.

He's a creep.

We don't have money to pay him off.

Well, no, but, I mean, we do have those credit cards.

You're our payoff.

We're going to pay you off with him.

You mean I'm going to pay you off with myself?

Yeah, I guess.

That's ridiculous.

Well, we got caught.

What do you want? If anything, he should fuck you.

No, I don't think he wants to.

That's just not fair to me. I don't understand, like, how... I do it for

I guess we'll just see what he says when he walks in.

Hopefully he'll be quick.

I hope. If anything... Okay, here I'm coming.

Yeah.

I mean, you could probably get him off in like two minutes, so... Where'd you

matter?

Have you guys decided on what you're going to do?

I don't think so.

And what is that?

Um... I will fuck you if you let us go.

Excellent.

Alright, good choice. But why are your clothes back on?

I don't know. Alright.

Go ahead and take them all off again.

You guys made a good choice, alright?

I'm a nice guy.

Seriously.

I don't want to ruin both of your guys' lives for just petty theft.

There has to be something else that we can do, though.

There really isn't, you guys.

We're looking at real jail time for credit card fraud.

Can you just stand right over here?

On your knees, please.

Thank you.

Alright.

Go ahead. What are you doing with the camera?

Uh, it doesn't matter.

I mean, kind of. Show it to my friends at the office, alright?

It's good work. Look, I'm helping you guys.

Seriously.

I don't want to ruin both of your lives.

Go ahead and start talking, miss.

You sure there's nothing else I can do?

No, there's definitely not. Go ahead.

Go ahead and start sucking, man.

If you don't start listening, I'll reconsider calling the cops. You guys

to do that? Nope.

Nope? Alright.

Do I have to be here for this, or can I go somewhere else? Nope. You need to

stay in the room, alright?

You guys are still in here for questioning.

Keep going.

Keep going.

you're so rough yeah my man you guys made the right choice

force it down your throat.

Deeper this time, alright?

Tell me you like it.

I like it.

Yeah, make it more believable.

I like it.

Okay, go.

Go ahead.

See how deep you can go.

Look in the camera, too.

This time, leave it in your throat, alright?

There you go.

Just like that.

For you already?

Not even close.

Keep going.

I don't want to have to call the cops when you get it.

No, guys, credit card fraud's a big deal.

Stay over here, miss.

Okay?

Okay, good.

I hope I don't see you guys back in here, all right?

Repeat after me, all right, miss?

I will not steal credit cards.

I will not steal credit cards.

So if you're telling me that, say it again.

I will not use your credit card.

Keep going, man.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Stand up.

Bend over that table right there, all right?

I thought I was just going to fuck your dick.

No, it's going to be more than that, all right?

Perfect.

Yeah, tell me you love it.

All right, you guys get cleaned up.

Get the fuck out of my office.

I can't believe you fucking did that.

Well, now we're not going to jail.

Let's hurry up and get the fuck out.