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Banzai!

Get your hands up! Get down! Get down!

You, get down! Get down!

Put your hands where I can see them!

Give me the money! Stay there!

Give me the money!

Come on! Fuckin' hurry up!

Stay there!

The money! Hurry up!

Come on!

Come on! Go, go, go, go!

Get it all in there!

Come on! Come on! Let's hurry!

Come on! Come on!

Come on!

Hey.

Hey.

Bernice, what are we going to do?

Whatever we want to do.

We've never been outside our house before.

Are we free?

Is this what it feels like?

I think it feels much better than that.

I'm not a prisoner!

Cocksucker, motherfucker.

Let me see your balls!

Don't mess my white shoes up!

- The governor: Is this him? - Man: Yes, sir, governor.

He's a mean looking cuss, ain't he?

They say...

You're a veritable phantasm,

that you have slipped through the firm grasp of the law

more than any other man on god's great earth.

They also say...

You're the one who robbed the bleufeur national bank in p29,

killing, among others,

three tellers,

two security guards,

a retired Navy colonel,

his mother,

and a small boy,

whose only crime was masticating a sweet cheery cherry gumball.

Suit, please, yasujiro.

My granddaughter, bernice, has been lost to us, sir.

Ah, thank you, yasujiro.

Bernice.

I have a fondness for black leather.

I tell you truly, sir,

my granddaughter,

my sweet sugar pie,

I would have her returned to me.

I would have her returned to me posthaste.

And you, sir...

You, sir, I am told,

are the man to do the job.

Bernice.

Bernice!

Bernice! Bernice!

The governor: Uh, yasujiro.

Bernice...

Oh, my gosh.

I've seen better.

I my grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf I

I so it stood 90 years on the floor I

I it was taller by half than the old man himself I

I though it weighed not a pennyweight more I

I it was bought on the morn of the day that he was born I

I and was always his treasure and pride I

I but it stopped, short never to go again I

I when the old man died I

I 90 years without slumbering I

I tick tock, tick tock I

I his life seconds numbering I

I tick tock, tick tock I

I it stopped, short never to go again I

I when the old man died I

my, my!

Don't that fit nice and snug.

Just beyond the point where we now stand

lies a stretch of highway

where evil reigns.

It's ghost!

Ghost, I tell you!

Ooh!

In the way of the road!

- They can be anywhere. - Shut up!

Now you see them. Now you don't.

I said shut up!

Oh, it's alright, sheriff.

I know many who subscribe to that...

Supernatural mumbojumbo.

Ghosts...

Perhaps.

Or, maybe, it's a bunch

of godless sodomites

that have taken the land prisoner.

I fear my sweet bernice

has fallen into their perverse lair.

I can see why you want her back.

What did he say?!

I'll kill you!

Yahhh!

The governor: No man is yet to be

a worthy opponent for my yasujiro.

I warn you, sir, to quarrel with me is a mistake

many men have made never to make again.

Better zip up there.

You don't want to catch a cold.

It's a remarkable device, isn't it?

Let me point out some of its finer qualities.

Each arm is equipped with an explosive device.

Oh, it's a protective measure.

These devices are connected

to a neuro sensor,

which can recognize the impulse

of a man intending to strike a helpless woman.

Should that impulse be detected,

an alarm will sound and if unheeded,

detonation will occur.

Your trousers are also equipped with explosives.

The one at each testicle.

Boom!

Really?

I would have my bernice returned to me unsoiled, sir,

so best mind your manners.

Oh, now, I'm sure you've noticed the charges around your throat.

You attempt to remove or alter in any way

this magnificent wardrobe...

Well, I think you get the idea, sir.

If you can crawl your dog's hide into the unknown and the unholy,

rescue my bernice,

return her to me unscathed to this very spot,

you will walk away a free man.

Susie: No!

Don't give my sister to him!

He's the devil.

A real devil!

Da-da-da-da-da-da!

Da-da-da-da-da-da!

Da-da-da-da-da-da! Da-da-da-da-da-da!

Da-da-da-da-da-da!

Well, I assume you have accepted my offer.

Shin?

Give the man the keys to his automobile.

Hero: What is this?

Each bulb on that colorful display

indicates the passing of 24 hours.

At the conclusion of three days,

bernice must speak her name

into the spectrograms microphone.

It is programmed to identify her lovely voice.

Once voiceprint recognition has been achieved,

the device will reward you with two extra days

to complete your task.

At the end of five days,

if you have not returned with bernice

to get your suit unlocked and removed,

the explosives will detonate all at once.

I am certain this will prompt

a speedy execution of your task.

You got me, son?

What are you gonna unlock it with?

Right here.

Godspeed.

Any god can bear to look upon your face.

Wait!

You cheap villainous maggot!

What a badass.

He's so cool.

Not much time, huh?

Alright.

Alright.

Man: It's alright! Don't worry!

Don't touch my arm, you fuckin' vermin.

I'm not vermin! I'm a man!

Man right here!

What happened to Stella?

Bernice?

- Bernice? - I'm not bernice.

Keep the time from moving!

Women: Thick red blood!

He has thick red blood!

It is time!

No! No, no, no. Don't touch me.

Don't touch me. No, no, no.

Let go. No, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Hero:

Hero: No!

I'll karate chop you!

All is in pain.

You must surrender to fate.

You have wandered off your path

and stumbled into unknown danger.

You were fortunate the ratman and his rat clan

found you along the highway

and brought you to the ghostland.

Perhaps you should offer him gratitude.

Hi-fucking-yah!

Hi-fucking-yah!

You know something?

You people...

Are all fucking nuts.

What brings you to our land?

Who wants to know?

I am Enoch, leader of our tribe.

Who are you?

Nobody.

Just a guy looking for a girl.

Soon as I find her, I'm out of here.

This is the ghostland, my friend.

The land of no escape,

only... endurance and survival.

This is the girl I'm looking for.

Her name's bernice.

She disappeared out here

while joyriding with her friend.

Any of you whack-jobs see her?

She was with me!

Still run from home.

But bernice wouldn't go back.

Did anyone else see her?

- I saw her! - Man: I saw her, too.

Where!? Where is she?

She's up in the mannequins.

No! No, stop doing that.

How dare you?!

I said, don't touch it!

Man: Treat it gently.

That's my masterpiece.

She needs darkness to comfort.

Cover the light!

The ghosts saves souls like hers.

The sweetest and youngest at first.

The ghosts exploit their fear.

They want power and freedom.

The ghosts are prisoners, too.

But I protect them. I hide them!

We are not the ones who hold her captive.

You're coming with me.

Little cookie stay with us! She can't go out there!

Let's go.

Then I will have that child instead.

What's wrong with you?

Talk!

She cannot.

That power has been taken from her.

This prison has taken something from us all.

Our voice.

Our hope.

Our courage.

From these innocent children, the demon has taken the most.

Shaken them with such terrible horror

the the children, they lose all will to live.

She must reclaim it herself.

If she is to survive.

Your grandpa sent me to get you!

Now it's time to go the fuck home!

Alright. Alright. Alright. Okay.

Let's just, uh...

Bernice...

We're friends here, right?

Let's just...

Go the fuck home.

Look. Look.

It's your friends.

Your friends, remember?

Bernice, it's your friends.

See?

N-Now, wait.

Good.

Good.

We'll have you singing karaoke in no time.

Take me with you!

Take me!

- Man: Me, too! - Don't take this girl!

The demon is too powerful to escape.

But the demon!

She murders anyone attempting to escape.

Turn around!

What are you doing?

Ratman:

Do you work too hard?

Well, that's right.

Power! It has a lot of power!

I've been working on my truck.

They hear an engine.

They hear anything with an engine.

They say...

An engine attracts the demon.

Is that so?

Cool. Cool.

You got any fuel for it?

I have fuel, yeah.

I've been taking it from every car that comes through.

And right there is my oil can.

Nice work, ratman.

I'll borrow one.

I'll give it to you, but I won't go with you.

Never! Never!

- Say your name... - Alright.

Let's take care of this right now.

The governor: Speak your name into the microphone.

Speak your name into the microphone.

Speak into the microphone.

Come on, say your name.

The governor: Speak your name into the microphone.

Say your name, bernice!

Say your fucking name, or tomorrow, we'll explode.

Alright. Alright.

Fuck it.

I'll have you home by tomorrow night.

Why don't I help you

take it off?

Come on.

Take it off.

Take it...

Take it all off.

Baby, take it off.

Take it... take it off.

Take it off.

Well, that's quite a scar you got there.

You get that roller skating?

Whoo!

Take it off.

Take it... take it off.

Take it off.

Take it off.

Take it off.

Take it off.

Open your mouth.

Oh! Yeah!

Fuck you!

Oh!

Banzai!

Get your hands up! You get down! Get down!

Put your hands where I can see them.

Give me the money. Say there!

Give me the money!

Come on! Fuckin' hurry up!

Stay down!

The money! Hurry up!

Come on!

Come on! Come on! Go, go, go, go!

Come on!

Get all of it!

Come on! Come on!

Alright.

What the fuck, you're gonna shoot a kid?!

- Did you take your medication?! - Did you take yours?!

You coward! Traitor!

Bernice.

It was me.

I'm the one.

I'm sorry.

Bernice, no! Don't touch me!

Who's rubbing up on me?!

Let go of me!

Let go of me!

Stop! Get away!

Why didn't anyone help?

How do I get out of here?

The governor: Speak your name.

Bernice, this is grandpa.

I order you to say your name.

The governor: Speak your name into the microphone.

Say your name and get in the car, bernice.

This gentleman will escort you back home.

Speak your name into the microphone.

Speak your name into the microphone.

Say your name to grandpa's friend, bernice.

I am bernice.

The governor: Speak your name into the microphone.

I... am... bernice.

The governor: Speak your name into the microphone.

I am... bernice!

The governor: Speak your name into the microphone.

I am bernice!

Get up.

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Get up.

Get up!

Man: Hurry up, ladies!

Come on!

Everybody, drink!

Woman: Please!

Come sit on grandpa's lap.

I won't!

Get over there!

Make her move!

Hey, susie. Come on.

Man: Come on.

The governor: It's been two days already.

It's been two days, and still, she is missing.

He'll get the job done, governor. I promise.

- I will... - Bring me america.

Governor?

Do you understand anything?

Yes, governor!

Yasujiro.

Yasujiro!

Here, go... go... go toss those around some.

Make it rain, baby!

Make it rain!

Yeah! Yeah!

Make it rain, baby! Make it rain!

Bring everyone! Bring my nice young daughter.

Bring susie and her fresh young body.

Stop!

Did you know when bernice is coming back?

Do you?!

Bernice will come back!

Oh, is that so?

Well, tick-tock, tick-tock.

Time waits for no one!

Say it!

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Tick-tock.

- Tick-tock. - That's good!

That's good! Now the second hand.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Tick... tock. Tick tock!

Yeah! Louder!

- Tick-tock, tick-tock! - Tick-tock, tick-tock!

The governor: Yes, you will be my clock until bernice returns.

- Tick-tock, tick-tock! - Louder!

- Tick-tock, tick-tock! - Governor. Governor!

The traitor has returned.

Did you seduce her?

Give her notions?

Did you tell her to run from me?

It was her idea.

That's a lie.

Yasujiro!

Believe me, yasujiro.

Please.

It's beautiful.

I'm so happy.

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

Both: Tick-tock, tick-tock.

All: Tick-tock! Tick-tock!

Tick-tock! Tick-tock!

Tick-tock! Tick-tock!

Tick-tock! Tick-tock!

Tick-tock! Tick-tock!

Tick-tock! Tick-tock!

Tick-tock! Tick-tock!

Tick-tock! Tick-tock!

Tick... tock.

Tick... tock.

Tick... tock.

Tick... tock.

"My great miseries in this world"

have been heathcliff's miseries,

"and I watched and felt each from the beginning..."

She must be dead!

They never should have gone.

They could have broken free.

- No way! - Quiet, everyone!

Listen to the story.

Bernice: He's dead!

Enoch: Your voice.

How did you manage to reclaim it?

Those... those things! They came out of nowhere.

Enoch: They cut anything on that highway.

No one escapes the ghostlands.

You hear?!

No one!

I always had the same dream.

Women: What did you see?

The ruins.

The people standing there...

Suffering.

All the people...

I harmed.

But yesterday...

They came to me.

And they helped.

And I know why.

I understand.

They help me...

Because...

Radioactive.

Women: What did you see?

Man: My sweet little cookie.

With this peace,

you will finally be mine.

Forever... and ever...

And ever.

Hey! Hey!

Man: We have to keep the clock from moving!

Thank you.

Where I'm from is not much better than here.

But I'll get you out of here. I'll get you out of here.

Oishi!

Girl: Oishi!

Hero: It's time.

You hear this?!

Ghostlanders!

Tomorrow...

We're getting out of here!

Man: Impossible!

It's impossible.

Impossible? Ha!

If you had told me three days ago

I'd be standing here with one arm and one...

Testicle...

Trying to reason with you bitches...

Iwould've said impossible, too,

but I'm telling you,

there's a way.

There is no way.

Yes, there is.

And if we don't stop them,

they'll break free.

They'll rule the world.

Terrorizing and killing!

We'll be their prisoners forever!

No, don't be afraid.

It's just telling the time.

Now, you could stay here,

suffer, survive.

I don't have the time!

I got one day to tear this shit apart!

Now, you can either help me...

Or rot.

Ratman!

Hey, ratman!

I want to make a deal with you.

I know you're intelligent.

You make the deal, I give you some cheese,

maybe some pickled fish.

Where are you? Ratman!

There you are.

Come on out.

Would you take it easy? I don't want to hurt you.

I just want to talk to you.

Come on!

What's it going to take to fire all these cars up

and get the hell out of here?

Ratman: Hero!

I found something cool!

Here!

The last poor you are.

I knew him well.

Step aside!

We all die!

Everyone dies! Dies!

What's the meaning of blue butterflies?

If you touch blue butterfly,

you're gonna die.

This is great!

"And the wild green park, the valley of gimmerton,"

with along line of mist

winding nearly to its top...

You really going?

You really going?

Enoch: He must go.

Everybody, let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Don't you recognize me?

This face...

Is not familiar to you?

Psycho.

You're... dead.

Burning in nuclear hell, like everybody else.

You ever do that?

You ever burn in fucking hell

because your friend betrayed you?

You were always so much fun when you had a...

Couple of shots of whiskey in you.

Psycho: We used to have so much fun, didn't we?

Yeah.

We did.

But then you... Started blowing up little kids.

Oh, come on.

Come on.

Ah, psycho, all the people we hurt...

Ghosts.

They're ghosts.

I always thought they hated me.

But they needed me.

They came to me for help.

Let me help.

Alright.

But I want you to know...

The real predator in this...

Is the governor.

So, you go to the governor,

you and bernice,

and you finish it.

Time for us all to be free.

Okay.

Thank you.

Da-da-da-da-da-da!

Da-da-da-da-da-da! Da-da-da-da-da-da!

- Is he really coming back? - Maybe not.

Who knows?

Listen up!

For the sake of me,

birds will fall from the sky,

lions and tigers will bow before me.

For the sake of me,

mountains and forests would burn themselves down.

For the sake of me,

everything will be mine.

Welcome to my animal farm.

Long live the animal farm.

All: Forever!

Long live the animal farm.

All: Forever!

Long live the animal farm.

All: Forever!

Good! Good, boys!

Alright! That's great.

There. There!

Bernice!

The governor: Bernice!

Oh, my lord! Oh, my god! My girl!

My sweet honey bee!

[Sobbing 1 oh!

The key.

Time to come home, my pet.

Give me the key!

I wouldn't give you a drop of my piss, you degenerate!

Give me the fucking key, or I'll slit her throat!

Give him the key.

Yasujiro!

Yasujiro! Yasujiro!

Bernice.

Susie.

Don't leave me alone.

Bernice: Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

Bernice, am I gonna die?

No, sweetie.

Bernice: Here.

Bernice...

Am I gonna die?

Don't be a fool.

You're strong.

Run away.

Leave me and run away!

You're safe here.

You're safe.

I will come back for you.

You're not a prisoner anymore.

I'm not a prisoner?

That's right.

You're not a prisoner.

I'm not a prisoner.

You're not a prisoner.

I'm not a prisoner!

Yes.

Hey, bitch!

Fuck!

What the...

What the hell is going... What are you doing?!

You're such a loser!

Susie!

Susie-chan!

Susie!

Susie?

Susie! Susie-chan!

S-Susie, it's grandpa.

It's okay. It's okay.

I'm not here to hurt you.

Susie, plum, it's grandpa.

Bernice!

The governor: I'm not gonna hurt you.

Susie? Susie?

It's grandpa. It's grandpa.

Get the fuck away from her.

You betrayed me, you dirty slut!

Dirty dog bitch, you back alley trash!

I don't need you!

I get me a new girl

same place I got you.

Bernice!

From all the sweet bitches.

Yes!

"But when I got to the part where Mr..."

The governor is dead! The governor is dead!

The hero won!

The governor is dead!

Hero!

Yeah! Yeah!

The governor is dead! The governor is dead!

Hero!

The governor is dead!

Hero won!

Hero won!

Look, it's time!

Get going!

Am I still alive?

Yeah.

You're still alive.

Hero: Yeah.

Samurai town is gonna be a beautiful place one day.