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-And? -Couldn't hear a thing.

-Really? -Nothing.

-You don't get off on people hearing us? -I prefer having you all to myself.

-I'm coming. You? -Yeah, me too.

There. That was my 132nd faked orgasm.

Amazing.

A year, baby.

Yeah. A year already.

Only a year.

-I'm going to take a leak. -Sure.

Mink and I met on the beach.

Need help? Can I take that for you?

-Oh, thanks. -Come on, I've got it.

I thought he was flirting.

Here, let me take that.

But he just turned out to be handy with a tray.

So I handled the flirting.

Hey, Luna, could you go to table 75…

Could you go to table 75…

I can barely hear you. I…

Or, at least…

If I tilt my head quick, it comes out my nose. Want to see?

No, thanks.

There was an attempt.

So. You look like you want a delicious cappuccino.

You're a delicious cappuccino.

Fortunately, he took over pretty quick.

And then it wasn't long before…

Well, then it's…

…little step and then things go wrong.

-Yeah. -Yeah, well, it…

It's not me, right?

-No. -Or is it?

I'm turning off this song, I really hate this song.

You like this song too?

-So cool, right? -Yeah. Definitely.

-I long for the moment -The moment

-We no longer have to do anything -Longer

You hate it, don't you?

-Maybe it's not totally my thing. -Really?

This is such a great song! Why not?

I don't know! Bad taste in music, I guess.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

Can I taste for myself?

Yes.

Delicious, if you ask me.

I'm going to come.

And the first time was so fun and went so fast,

I simply forgot to say that I didn't…

-Your favorite. -Yes!

You have sauce all over your face.

And there's sauce on your nose.

Jesus.

I was really kind to the lion.

-Everyone say, "Gorgeous!" -Gorgeous!

-Could you bring a Donald Duck magazine? -Sure.

Hey, that one's nice. Can I borrow it?

Sure. I think half my wardrobe is at your place by now anyway.

-I promise I'll bring them back next time. -Yeah.

Um, or…

you wouldn't have to keep moving your clothes if you come and live here?

Really?

And now we're suddenly a year in.

And it's all pretty much perfect.

Except for…

Yes!

Yeah. Well, that right there.

But it's a work in progress.

-You like it? -It's delicious.

Samir is so sweet and he tries really hard, but…

Yeah.

-Everything okay? -Yes, absolutely! He wants it too badly.

Yeah, but Bo is the opposite, she doesn't want it enough.

-Yeah. -Know what she calls her new hook-up?

Her "quook-up." Her "quality hook-up."

Jesus.

And Tirza's had the same boyfriend since she was 16--

Tirza's forgotten how to live anyway.

So we can establish that you and I are doing pretty well

Absolutely.

-Bo! -No, we already discussed Bo.

No. Bo's over there.

Look! And I was looking forward to an evening with just the two of us.

Bo! Hey, honey! What are you doing here?

I was heading home from my quook-up, but I wanted to see you first.

Mind if I join you?

-Sure, that would be fun! -Yeah?

You see the terror in her eyes?

Relax, I'll be gone in no time.

But I couldn't just ignore your one-year anniversary, so…

-What? -Well, yeah. Ta-da!

-You really shouldn't have! -Well, never mind then!

Okay.

Oh, well…

Thank you.

-Oh! So thoughtful! -Wow.

-Fun, right? -And in my size!

May it set off a lot of fireworks in the hotel room tonight.

-We already had fireworks. -Oh?

We even checked the soundproofing.

Okay, okay, okay! Yeah, um…

I'm heading out. My quook-up's been tied to the bed for half an hour, so…

I'm going to untie them. Just kidding!

Or am I?

-Bye! -Thanks!

Can you imagine?

No. You?

I'm open to things, but handcuffing you to the bed isn't really--

Hey, who says I'd be the one getting tied up?

Oh. Okay. So you're into it?

I don't know, it might be fun to try new things sometimes?

Okay.

Do you want me to take a blindfold like this

and examine your whole body?

Hi.

-Hey. -Hey.

-Are you interested in dessert? -Yeah, sure.

Today we have the chocolate mousse with orange zest,

cheesecake with red fruit compote,

or a threesome of French cheeses.

A threesome?

-Yes? One threesome. And for you, sir? -Mink.

A threesome!

-Two threesome? -No, the cheesecake for me please.

-Okay, so one threesome and a cheesecake. -Yes.

-You wouldn't like that? -No way.

-Because? -Yeah. You don't do that.

-Why not? -No.

-Is everything to your liking? -Yes. The threesome is really great.

It's delicious.

Oh, yes.

Would you be open to that?

To what? Your piece of cheese?

Nice.

No, to a threesome. Oops!

Yes, of course. I mean… Yeah, why not? I mean…

We're not doing that, right?

Why wouldn't we, actually? Because we don't have the courage?

-I have the courage. That's not why. -Yeah, okay, then why is it?

I don't know, I'm happy with you. We don't need it.

We don't need dessert either, but it's tasty.

-The dessert is very tasty, yes. -Yeah. I know.

What are you trying to tell me?

Okay.

-So? -Okay, could be interesting.

Okay, if we were to ever do it,

where would we even find a third person?

Well, yeah…

-Yes! Who would be open to a threesome? -Loon…

No, okay, not like that.

"Hagueish Seed" needs to be inviting, but not come across as too desperate.

We want to seduce the customers, so to speak.

So the slogan my colleague Bo came up with for you, is…

"Hagueish Seed, where satisfaction comes first."

-Are there any questions? -Yes. An important question.

Did you bring your bikini so we can go straight to the beach?

Yes. We're moving on to the colors…

-The Finnish sauna? -Yes, exactly.

The caprese?

-Yummy. -And the goat cheese?

Thank you.

Minkie!

-Look at him! Handsome man. -What's up, man?

Cute.

And? Did he manage it?

What?

Spot your G?

-Jesus! -Did my suggestion help?

Yeah, kind of. The room was soundproof, so that was very chill,

and made me worry a bit less, but it didn't result in a…

Yes. That, yes. Thank you.

Well, I'd say cuff him to your bed until he knows exactly where that G is located.

By the way, your handcuffs gave us another captivating idea.

Oh?

Okay. No laughing.

It might be a totally stupid idea.

But Mink and I thought it might be really good for us

to have a threesome some time.

-Oh, my God! -Luna!

Yeah.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay, cool.

I'm honored, absolutely, but…

I'm not sure if this is a good idea, because I really love you guys--

She doesn't mean with you! Of course not with you!

-What do you mean? Look at me! -You're gorgeous, but it would be too…

-…awkward? -Yeah.

Dude! This is every man's dream!

Yeah, but… Our sex is good, why would we need to add a third person?

Why not? The more, the merrier.

-No way. -Well, I might know a good candidate.

-Who? -What's up?

Let's go, man.

-No. -Why not?

Dude, I love you, but I'm not getting into bed with you.

-You don't know me in bed. -Yeah.

-I'm sick, man. Sensitive. -I'm not falling for it.

Okay. Are you going to look online? "Hot couple looking for a fun night."

-No. Online seems like such a hassle. -The whole thing is a bit of a hassle.

I don't understand why it never works with someone else.

It didn't work out with Emma, either, did it?

-Or with Thijs. -No. Nothing worked with Thijs.

Poor Thijs. RIP, man.

-But I just don't get it with Mink. -I think you're just stuck in a rut.

A threesome could really get you out of it.

-You think? -Well, you can always try.

-You really think so too? -It'll definitely make him try harder.

A little competition never hurts.

-Listen, you guys are going to fix this! -Yeah.

Tonight!

-Yeah, right. -Yes. Tonight.

-No, not tonight. -Yes. Tonight!

God damn it.

-Tonight is the… -There he is.

That could be your type, right?

-Yeah, I could do breakfast with him. -Yeah, I've got your number.

-No, you're my type. -Yeah.

Hey! Do you come here often?

I work here.

-With Mink. -Yeah. I know.

Um, can I get a vodka please?

-Hey, can I get a beer? -Sure.

Yeah, I don't know…

-You have very beautiful ears! -What?

Very pretty ears.

Hey. Here you go.

-Thank you. Cheers. -Cheers.

Do you know where the bathroom is?

What do you do for a living?

I'm a painter.

That is so cool!

Yeah.

And do you paint abstract or figurative, or…

No, I paint houses and walls.

Oh, sick.

-Yeah. -Cool.

Oh, right. I forgot.

I can't flirt to save my life.

The only place where I flirt is on my bike.

Because there are zero consequences.

You know the other person is going the other way and you'll never meet again.

Bike flirting is perfect.

Short enough that it doesn't get awkward,

but long enough for that delicious tingle in your tummy.

Fortunately, Mink always knows what to say.

-Hey. -Hey, sweetheart!

Hi.

-Is this your girlfriend? -Yeah. And it just so happens that we--

Dick.

Are you okay?

Are we interested in men, women, or everyone?

Everyone. Definitely everyone.

Our passions are karaoke, Netflix, deep-sea diving,

salsa dancing, board games, activism--

Yes. Yes. If I had to describe us, the phrase would be "board game activism."

Okay, great. I'll pick traveling, coffee, and karaoke?

Coffee?

This is never going to work.

Oh, shit. I swiped in the wrong direction.

Let's have a look. Okay, this is Benedict.

-Benedict. -Yes.

He studies at the conservatory, extremely skilled with his flute.

Wow, a winner. Super swipe. Let's go.

Done. Ooh! She's also very cute.

-Oh, yes. -Hey, a coffee lover.

Hey, I know you!

Who, me?

Yeah, I… I think I know you, right?

Yeah, no. Yes, that's possible. I'm a very famous artist.

You probably know me from my bed protests with my partner, John.

-Hi. John. Nice to meet you. John Lennon. -A pleasure.

I dated Ringo for a while. I think we met at that party, right?

-Oh, was that you? -Yeah.

Yes, exactly.

-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah.

We were just on our way to the next bed protest.

-Someone has to do it, right? -Yes. Busy, busy, busy.

Sounds fun, a bed protest.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

-Hey, tell Ringo I said "hi." Bye! -Okay. Bye!

Wait, Mink, stop. Stop!

Could she be the one?

Really?

-She was the perfect person. -It was just too good to be true.

Yeah, shit, man.

I'm trying to find someone 24/7, morning, noon, and night,

and you score on a fucking bike.

Our score's still zero because she cycled away, out of our life.

There are lots of people who'd want to cycle into your life for a threesome.

-Yeah, but this was really-- -Let's cut to the chase.

You guys downloaded that app, right? Isn't she on it?

Oh, my God!

Why are there so many people?

Whoa! What?

I've matched with us.

Whoa.

Well, I'm done with it.

I've had enough.

Hey!

Hey!

What a handy app. You immediately end up in bed with your match.

Yeah, but you were cuter in your picture than in real life.

Also, did you read on my profile that I love deep-sea diving

and enjoy exploring new places?

Well…

Holy shit, Mink!

I found her! Look!

This is her, isn't it?

Holy shit.

-Yeah. -Yeah, that's her.

See? It's quarter past. She won't show.

-She literally said, "I'll be there." -Yeah, okay. But what if that was a joke?

"Hey, Luna and Mink! I remember you as John and Yoko. Ha ha."

"Rarely had such a direct proposal, but fuck it, why not? I'll be there."

Okay.

What do we do when she gets here? Shake her hand? Three kisses?

You don't shake hands when you're planning a threesome.

Okay, what then? Three kisses?

-Yeah, three kisses, yeah. Hey! -Hey!

-"Hey, we're glad you're here…" -"Super, nice to meet you."

-Hey! -Hi!

-Oh, hey! -Hello.

Hey.

-Hi. -Hi.

-Eve. -Luna. Hi.

-Hey. -Hey, I'm Mink. You found it.

Yeah. Sorry I'm late. I was at work and we ran late.

-It's okay. We just got here too. -Oh, good.

What do you do for a living?

I work for an environment organization.

-Oh, wow! Yeah. -Cool. Great. And important.

Yes. It does mostly feel like fighting a losing battle,

but kind of important, yeah.

And what do you do?

I'm a communications strategist.

Yes. Luna is very deep in the world of the data analysts…

Yes.

…and communications strategists.

Yes.

-And you, Mink? -I work here.

-It's just a side job. I'm still studying. -He's still studying.

Mink is a little bit mañana-mañana.

Right? He's on his third subject. But you like this one, don't you?

-Yeah. -What do you study?

-Well, I started-- -Can I guess? Yes?

Okay.

Okay. Mink. You started studying something your parents wanted you to?

-Guilty. Yes. -Yes.

-Law? -Yes!

Then you failed all your exams and decided

you wanted to understand the world better,

and then you chose history?

-No way! -Okay.

-Okay. -Holy shit!

-Well, go on! -Okay.

-Now you're starting to scare me. -Oh. Okay, you work here…

Hotel management?

-How? -Fuck off. Really?

This is really scary!

Want a beer?

Another round?

Well, we were thinking all these beach bars are great fun.

So if we get a drink at each bar…

You'll have enough courage for this at the end of the night?

Maybe you could choose it as your next subject?

This is all your fault.

-I want to sit in the hammock. -No!

-Beer? -Yes.

-Jesus. -Hey!

-Hey! -Yummy!

-Well, here's to polyamory then. -All right!

Are you monogamous besides tonight or do you have an open relationship?

-No. -Yeah. The… monogamous.

-Yes. -Yeah.

-Yes. Right? -Yes!

-Jesus! -That's clear.

And you?

I only do threesomes.

Oh, it's a hair.

-Do you see it? -Yes. Give me your finger.

I think… that it's gone.

Stop running away.

-Okay, okay, be honest. -Yes?

Don't lie. How often do you guys usually do it in a week?

-Okay. Trick question. -Be honest.

-Okay. -Okay?

Three, two, one…

-Four. -Three.

-Okay. -But four times, right?

-So two then? -Yeah.

That's okay!

I see a phallus.

-No, really! If you look at those four… -Oh, what?

I see…

I see…

Wow.

Fuck, I can't get it in.

Oh, no, wait a minute. This is where we left off.

Loon, I can't get it in.

Here.

-Yes! -Okay.

-Do you guys want something to drink? -Water.

-Water? -Yes, okay. The same.

-Hey. -Hey. Thanks, sweetie.

Water.

Have you guys agreed on who can do what with whom?

Nothing. Or, no, everything. Or, right? Everything is okay, right?

Yeah.

Ah, yes!

Give me your hand.

A bit harder. A bit faster.

Do you want to?

Yes.

Oh, I'm coming.

Yes!

-You? -Yeah, me, too.

Yes!

Yes!

Well…

Well…

-I'm going to clean up. -Okay.

Do you like this?

Sorry, were you talking to me?

No, to your boyfriend who's knocked out on the couch.

Yes. I like it.

Give me your hand.

Show me what you like the most.

Like this?

A bit faster?

No, like this. Like this. That's good.

Yes.

A little slower.

Here?

Yes. A bit harder.

Yes.

Hey.

Oh, my God.

I just woke up on the couch with the worst neck pain in the world.

-Wasn't it 100% worth it? -Yes.

-Could you please give me a massage? -Yes.

Hey, Eve's still in the shower.

I know. What? You want to do it again?

No, but how does this work? Do we make her breakfast, does she leave…

I don't know. Maybe we should make her breakfast. That's nice, right?

Make breakfast?

Yes. Okay.

Yeah. Fuck.

Arugula with ketchup.

Do you guys have a hangover?

Did you come?

Do they have veggie sandwiches?

Yes, right? I think so. Our sandwich is also…

Holy shit! This is so good.

Yeah, right? It's the sauce.

But also combined with the eggs.

Eggs are my only guilty pleasure. I was completely vegan at first.

But I got fed up with the "a better environment starts with you" bullshit

while the government does nothing, so I thought "fuck it."

"I'm eating eggs."

But you do things at work that help the planet.

Yeah, but…

In the end it's just… complicated.

Yeah. Maybe we should all just climb up that scaffolding and

go to another planet and start over.

-Good idea, Mink. -Yeah.

It's a really good idea.

Hey!

-Hey, girl, what are you doing? -I'm not asking.

-Here! Yes, I found them. -Oh, great.

-Here you go. -Thanks.

-Well. -All right. Cool.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

-Bye! -Bye, honey.

-All right. Bye! -Yeah. See you later!

-"Thank you?" -Yeah, I didn't know what to say.

-That was unbelievable. -Yeah?

I was pretty nervous in the beginning but it was so good.

I can't remember half the things that happened, but what I do… holy fuck!

I woke up and I thought, "This is why we're here on Earth."

You can have the night of your life, together with the love of your life.

-And a third person. -And a third person. That's right.

-For the entire night you just-- -The entire night?

It wasn't the entire night, right?

No, I mean first at the beach and then at our house….

Anyway, almost the entire night…

OUR MISSION - PROJECTS - THE TEAM

Luna.

How is the "satisfaction" campaign doing?

Good. Yeah, very good. Sales are continuing to increase.

There are some negative reviews,

mainly saying the product isn't entirely what the satisfaction campaign promises.

-Okay, but sales are still increasing? -Yes.

Good. You can't please everyone, right?

We're grabbing lunch at the sandwich bar. Do you want chicken again?

-Actually, I'll have a veggie one. -Good going, Luna!

JUST ATE A VEGAN GRILLED SANDWICH

SO GOOD

IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU

WAS THE SANDWICH GOOD OR…

Yo!

Yo!

What's that sneaky smile about?

Okay!

Tell me. What was it like?

What?

Yeah, your PowerPoint presentation.

It was nice. But I already told you yesterday.

No, Mink told us. You just stood there like this.

So?

Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

And also, well…

Yeah. Satisfying.

"Satisfying" as in…

Yes. Satisfying as in…

-Oh, my God, Luna! -Yeah, but…

Oh, my God. I said it would be good for you. Tirza needs to know.

-Oh, my God! Tirza. -Yo, shouldn't you be working?

Shouldn't you be working? No, listen up, I have some breaking news.

-Three guesses who came? -Not Luna?

-It's your girl! -Fuck. You can't talk about it without me.

-Our girl. -Oh, my God, Luna! Finally!

Sorry that we're so…

WOULD YOU LIKE

WOULD YOU MAYBE LIKE TO SEE US AGAIN?

IN WHICH NEIGHBORHOOD DO YOU LIVE?

So much terrible news.

JOOSJE DUK I'LL SEE YOU AT THE EXIT

What do you think of Eve?

What?

What did you really think of her?

Why?

No reason.

Have you thought about her again?

Do you feel weird about it?

No. No, absolutely not. No, I…

was just wondering.

Is it harder than you thought? That someone else was there?

Because, yeah, I mean, Eve's an awesome girl, but…

it doesn't mean anything more. I don't feel anything.

I love you, sweetheart. Really. You know that, right?

You're everything I want.

WHY ARE YOU ASKING WHERE I LIVE?

DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER OR SOMETHING?

Hey, fuck! My egg.

-Calm down. -Shit.

-Turn the burner down a bit. -Yeah, like that.

-Good thing you don't work in our kitchen. -Yeah. Have a nice day at work, honey.

-Good luck with your PowerPoint. -Thanks.

-Hey. Come in. -Hey! Thanks.

Okay.

-Isn't Mink here? -No. Uh, Mink has exams. Couldn't make it.

But I thought it'd be rude to cancel.

Okay.

-Do you paint? -No, what makes you think that?

-Do you want a drink? -Great, yeah.

I just made tea.

I mean, in the end, all those bad decisions are based on lust.

You know? People just need things that are satisfying.

Eating meat, flying, buying clothes made by children.

So you never do anything purely out of lust?

Rarely.

So, am I getting a tour or…

Well, if you want a tour…

This is my dining table. Lots of world problems are solved here.

Ah, right. That's there.

And this is my queen-size bed.

Lots of problems get solved here too.

So, you say "yes" to threesomes because the world is ending?

That's a little reductive, but…

actually, not entirely untrue.

And…

How was it for you?

Well, it wasn't my first threesome, but…

clearly it was for you guys.

But for a first time, you weren't bad.

Yeah?

And how was it for you?

-Hey! -Guess who's finally done with work?

-How's the PowerPoint? -The PowerPoint is going great, sweetie.

Is it okay if Samir joins us for dinner? Veggie tacos? Or do you prefer--

Tacos are great.

I'm going for a swim then I'll come home.

Okay, sweetie, have fun. See you soon. Bye.

-Bye! -Bye. Love you.

-Wine? -Yeah, that's good.

Okay.

Red or white?

Oh, I've got chilled white. That okay?

Loon, say something.

It was really tasty.

No, about Samir's impotence.

That's not… I couldn't get it up that one time.

-That doesn't make me impotent. -No, but, seriously…

Hip hip!

-Climax! -Climax!

-Homemade. -Wow!

-Do you want a drink? -No.

Okay, great.

-Okay. -Tell us.

Yeah, well… We had sex and then I came.

Hello? Details?

How did it happen, where, when, what way, what time? All of it.

Okay. Eve was with Mink doing…

Mink was with me doing…

Going down on you? Or 69'ing? Doggy style? No. He went down on you?

Oh, he went down on you and then you came.

-But what did he do differently this time? -Everything, actually.

-Oh, was it because Eve was there? -Yes.

Well, yeah. Or, no, actually.

Huh, you're being weird. Did you even come?

Yes.

Not because of Mink.

Okay.

Yes. That works too.

And Mink doesn't know anything?

No.

-He'd already passed out on the couch. -Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah, and then Eve and I kept going and

she asked all these questions, which I found super awkward at first.

But, yeah, it ended up being kind of…

liberating.

Okay. So now you know what works for you, right?

Can't you make Mink do what Eve did down there without him realizing?

Okay, so much for the worst advice ever.

Loonie, you have a real problem.

Ah, okay. No, great. Thanks.

And there's only one solution for your problem.

-Never have sex again. -Exactly! Never have sex again.

No, you have to talk to Mink.

But when we're in the flow…

-I don't want to interrupt it. -No.

Not during sex.

Bring it up during an unerotic, boring, rainy day.

Good luck.

Well… talk!

No, I don't want to talk, I want a vulva cake.

You're such a baby. Here's your vulva cake.

Thanks.

Nice jacket. Looks good on you.

You can borrow it sometime.

What should I do? Take white or red to Sam's?

White. Red makes him rowdy.

I feel so sorry for Sam.

What? For his rowdiness?

No.

-No, his little problem. -Oh, yeah, it's sad.

He's too stuck in his own head. He shouldn't stress as much.

But I can imagine it's difficult when you

really want it and that's why it doesn't work.

He just needs to find someone he's comfortable with.

Someone he can relax with. Like I can with you.

So tonight, I'm going to find a Luna for Samir.

Well, good luck with that.

-Bye, sweetie. -Bye, honey.

Love you.

Hey.

This is a very full-bodied, fruity wine.

With earthy tones and a complex aftertaste.

It's a wine that occasionally runs away when things overwhelm her.

Which she really regrets.

But she's also elegant and spontaneous.

Let's give her a chance then.

-Yeah, abstract or… -What?

-No. -So, the lady studied her terminology.

And you? Do you have any other hobbies?

Or do you just make PowerPoints all day?

Yes. Well, no. Yeah, it actually comes down to that, yes.

And does Mink think you're creating a PowerPoint right now?

Probably.

And do you think it's okay that he doesn't know you're here?

Yes.

Sure?

Aren't you getting satisfied at home?

Fuck you!

A bit more pressure.

-Like this, you mean? -Yeah.

Faster.

-You want it faster? -Yeah.

You're not used to this, are you?

Yes!

Did you hear me come home?

No.

Did Sam score last night?

-Your favorite sandwich. -Yummy!

Thanks.

And? Any crucial world news?

Nothing but misery, as usual.

Fuck. Eve was right after all. We're dead.

Yeah, seems that way, yeah.

Hey, Minkie, I wanted to discuss something with you.

We need to come up with outfits for the costume dinner.

Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

-Superheroes, right? -Yeah.

Well, we have Superman.

Ant-Man. Iron Man.

Okay. Are there any women flying around in the superhero universe?

Yes, there are plenty. There's Catwoman.

Yes, I love that! Perfect. I'll be Catwoman and you can be Catman.

No. Catwoman is dating Batman and Samir already claimed Batman.

Oh.

But maybe we should find him a Catwoman, right?

Okay, girls. Supergirl, Turbogirl…

-Oh! Powerpuff Girls! -Eve!

-What? -Eve would be a great Catwoman.

We're not inviting Eve to our stupid costume party.

-It'll be fun. -I think it's a weird idea.

Loon, think about it. We could try to match Eve with Samir.

Samir needs a rebound. Eve is going to fucking love it.

Honey, Samir and Eve? I don't see that happening.

Yo, Sam! Who does Batman date? What would you think about…

Hello. Hi.

And? How do I look?

You make me feel so hot.

Yeah, I'm feeling fucking warm, too.

I usually flirt with my eyes, but you can't really see them now.

You still have your chin. Flirt with that.

Right.

-Yeah, right? -Hi. I'm Samir. Mink's best friend.

So, how did you meet again?

Wow!

-What a woman, huh? -She's never going to fall for Samir.

Hey, doesn't it make you nervous that she's here now, after she made you…

No. I don't think about that anymore.

-Samir was vegan for a while, right? -Really?

Not for long. About two months. Vegetarian, actually.

-Ah, vegetarian. -Yeah, I did eat fish.

Let's go!

-Six, six… -Yeah!

-Drop Shot, tequila or limoncello? -Limoncello.

-That's the best of the three. -I know what you like best, right?

-Okay. -Hey!

Delicious!

Okay, next question for Bo.

When was the last time you were truly in love?

-Yeah, I never fall in love. -I'm always in love.

Okay, so you're not in love with your quick-up?

-Quook-up, you mean. -Quook-up.

"In love." Those are such big words.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

-Shit. -Okay, wait.

-Here, a towel. -Sorry, it's so stupid.

Oh! Oh! Sweetie, not in front of everyone!

-You dork. -Come on. It's fine.

-Okay. -Okay, next question. Whose turn is it?

My turn. A question for Eve.

Show me what you like the most.

No, like this. Like this. That's good.

A little slower.

Fuck.

-Good morning, sunshine. -Oh! Fuck. I have to get up.

-I stink. -Yeah. I want you, smelly boy.

-I've got work. -Or we can stay here a little longer.

When did you get so eager?

I just want it to work.

What do you want to work?

-Tonight otherwise? -Okay.

-Deal. -Okay.

Fuck. Preheat. Shit.

Hi, sweetie.

It was so crowded on the beach.

Did you do all of this?

What are you doing? You look fucking gorgeous!

Thanks.

But I forgot to preheat the oven.

Well, that's not a problem, right? We're not in a hurry.

Nice.

I'm a bit uncomfortable here, honey.

But this is one of your favorite spots?

Sorry, the sensual music is a mood killer.

Okay.

-Can you go a little slower? -What?

-Can you go a little slower? -Okay.

Okay.

-What's up? -Nothing. Come here.

Okay.

No, wait. Not too fast.

Give me your hand.

-Yes. -Okay.

Here.

A little to the left.

Yeah.

-What's with all the talking? -I want us to truly enjoy this.

-We are though, right? -Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

-Yes. -Wait, sit up. Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes! Yes!

-Yes! -No!

-What? -Yeah, no!

-I thought we were both coming. -That's what you always think.

-Loon. What… -Yeah, I'm going to take a leak.

Loon.

If it wasn't good for you, then why don't we just keep going?

-I have all night. -Yeah.

It's not really just about tonight.

It just never quite works out.

What?

Sex?

No, not sex.

What then?

Coming.

Are you serious?

I always just go along with you.

You go along with me?

You're faking it, you mean?

No, I'm not faking everything. I think it's really good with you. It's…

So you aren't faking it, but also you are.

Jesus.

Why didn't you ever say anything about this?

I've wanted to talk to you about this so often!

When?

Yeah, I…

I didn't know what to say. I don't want to hurt you.

All right, then.

You did a great job. Congratulations.

You could have asked me if I wanted to try something different as well, okay?

No, Loon. Not if you never mention it.

Couldn't you guess that I don't always want it the same?

No! Not if you pretend to like it. I don't have a sixth sense, you know!

No, I wish you did.

Is that why you wanted a threesome? Because you thought--

Mink, stop it. Don't be ridiculous. We both wanted it.

-I didn't need it. I did it for you! -It was super obvious you did it for me!

It was a threesome! With three people! Sorry I wasn't all over you!

-No, luckily she was there. -Yes, it was more fun with her.

Yeah, at least she made me come!

Is that true?

Loon?

Fuck you.

Fuck.

It's going to be okay, Minkie.

HEY… I TOLD MINK ABOUT US. DIDN'T GO GREAT.

FEEL LIKE COMING OVER?

SINCE IT'S YOU…

Do you like it?

No.

Sorry. I'm not exactly a kitchen goddess.

Hey. Why did you tell him?

Just… because I couldn't keep avoiding it.

I really… like you.

And what about me do you like so much?

Okay. Um…

I feel very free with you, and very open.

And detached from everything.

You mean I'm good at going down on you.

A little faster.

I like it when you finger me.

Yes.

-Like this? -Okay. A little lower. Yes.

Hey.

Where's your head at?

I'm sorry.

-Hey. -I'm sorry.

It's okay. Come here.

Good morning.

-Good morning! -Hey.

-Hey, good morning. -Thank you.

You got up early.

-Yeah, I'm about to go to an exhibition. -Ah, that's great.

Do you want to come?

Sounds fun, but…

Mink could come home and I'm not quite sure what he…

He knows about this, right?

You told him, right?

No, I…

I didn't tell him everything.

I told Mink that…

That he can't make me… but you do.

Come?

Is that all you said?

-Is that what this means to you? -No, of course not.

What does it mean to you, Luna? Because…

If this is just a casual thing, then fine.

It doesn't have to be more than that. But in that case, it has to be…

equal.

Do you understand? And honest.

So if you're only thinking of yourself, that's fine, but I won't waste my time.

You'd be better off buying a vibrator.

Well, I already have a vibrator.

Wow. Okay.

I guess I shouldn't have texted you yesterday.

Yeah.

-Hey, Minkie. -Hey.

So?

Have fun last night?

Well… No, of course not.

No?

-No. -So you didn't have fun with Eve?

Why the fuck are you doing this, Loon?

What is this about? I don't get it. Why don't you talk to me?

Why are you doing this? How long has it been going on?

Sorry.

Sorry, I… I think I've made a mistake.

That's fucking bullshit.

-Sorry, I'll talk about it if-- -No!

No, I don't need to hear it.

I don't want this anymore.

I'm done with this.

Lulu, look who came to visit you.

I know you're not asleep.

You always sleep on your back with your mouth open.

Hey. How's it going?

Loon, are you wearing that to work?

-I called in sick. -Loon, no!

What? I told them I got food poisoning from a Hagueish Seed bar.

Luna! Turn it up! Come on!

Oh, my God! Luna, you can't be serious.

Luna!

Okay, Angel. Enough is enough. Charlie is calling.

No.

-Get dressed. Now. -We don't even have a Charlie.

-Hello? -Good evening, Angels.

Good evening, Charlie.

So…

Why are you…

Charlie's never on screen, so I just dressed up as myself.

Sorry.

-How's it going? -Bad.

-You told us you were "okay." -Yeah, managing badly.

I feel so stupid that I made Mink…

And I never should have… with Eve…

It's just so hard to talk about this.

Yeah, it is difficult.

Well, when I had my little problem with…

Well.

When I couldn't get it up while having sex with that girl,

I didn't want to talk about it, because I was embarrassed.

And because I thought I was a failure.

But when I discussed it with you and Mink, it wasn't a big deal in my head anymore.

Instead, it was just something I had to deal with.

Just like we all have things to deal with.

Yeah. Okay, um…

I've kind of figured out that you were right.

I'm afraid to tell my quook-up that I'm in love with them

because I'm really scared that I'll get rejected.

Yeah, penetration never makes me come.

Yeah.

And I think that Mink does want to talk to you.

But you have to give him a chance.

And you have to start the conversation, because he won't.

-Hello. Are these yours? Yeah. All good. -All good.

Shit!

Jurre, someone dropped a glass. Could you pick up the big pieces?

Loon.

What are you doing?

-Hey. I'm Luna. This is my first day. -Oh. Yes.

What are you doing? I'm working.

Me too. I'm earning extra money like you.

And if I get lucky, I might fall in love with a colleague.

Stop the charade. What is this?

Well, I really miss you,

and I hate the way things turned out, and--

You think I'm suddenly going to pretend nothing happened?

No.

-Yes? -Do you think I need this right now?

I think you might need some help outside because someone dropped a glass.

And a gin and tonic, right?

I'm almost done with my shift, so you can call it a day.

I thought you might like to have a drink after work?

Yeah, I think everyone will hang around for a drink, so if you want to join…

There's still some stuff of yours at my place.

Oh, okay.

I'll come by to pick it up soon.

Unless we want to give this another chance.

I feel like shit about this, Loon.

It's so stupid. I should have been, literally, the first time we were here,

I should have been clear with you and I should have been honest, but…

I don't know.

It was all so exciting that first time

and I like you so much.

So what are you thinking? We have sex again?

And every time I'll wonder, is she into this or is she pretending?

That's just going to make me insecure.

Well, we could talk about it.

I just don't see how!

-Especially after everything with her. -But that's definitely over.

That rhymes.

Yeah, I don't know how either. I don't know. I…

I just know that I really would like to start over again with you.

But only if you want to as well, because otherwise it…

Yeah, then it ends.

Well, okay.

Then it ends.

You know you can live here forever, right?

Yeah. But I can't do that to your quook-up.

Lots of light, as you can see. Very spacious, isn't it?

-And are utilities included or excluded? -Excluded.

Yeah.

Speaking of new chapters, I also have a teeny-tiny bit of news.

My quook-up and I are in a "pre-lationship."

-What? Bo, that's huge! Congrats! -You've been ready for a relationship--

Whoa! Not a relationship! Pre-lationship. Pre-relationship.

Calm down, please.

-Well, here's to your pre-lationship! -Thanks, girls.

-Morning. -Morning.

I think I'm finally over my food poisoning.

Oh, my God, yes!

No! I'm getting wet!

My girl is back, my Lulu girl is back.

Luna. I'm glad you're back. How are you feeling?

Better.

CAN YOU COME GET YOUR STUFF LATER? X

SEE YOU LATER! X

-Can I get an egg sandwich, please? -Of course.

It's orgasmic!

Yes. Thank you.

-Have a nice day. -You, too.

-Hey. -Hey.

I didn't know if I was allowed to just stick it in.

-Oh. Yeah. You could have stuck it in. -Okay.

Come in.

-Are you okay? -Yes! You? Hey.

I have your…

-This should be everything. -Cool. Great. Thanks.

-If there's anything else… -Oh, and these.

Yes.

Thanks.

Did you get a haircut?

No. You?

No.

-Yeah, okay. -Yeah.

-Thank you. And bye. -Yeah, of course.

Yeah, great.

Oh, I still have this. This is yours too.

This isn't mine. This is yours, I just wore it a lot.

Well. It's yours now.

-Okay. Great. Sure? -Yeah.

Okay. Bye.

-Okay. Bye. -Thank you.

-You're welcome. -Yo.

-Bye. -Bye.

Uh, I found this when I was tidying up.

That's a present from Bo.

So you put that in your…

No.

No, you put it on there. Inside doesn't work very well.

Okay, so when I was inside you, that wasn't really…

Well, I really liked that, you know.

But that… Yeah, that doesn't make me…

And this does.

Yes.

Jesus.

But this is really quick stimulation. So it's totally different.

We don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.

I do.

I do want to talk about it.

So, what did I do wrong?

Well, you definitely didn't do anything wrong.

If this little pink toy has more success than me,

then something must be wrong.

Okay, but then I guess it's a mix of things. That I couldn't…

I didn't tell you what I liked either, so you couldn't have known, and…

Maybe you could have asked a bit more.

Okay.

What did you want?

Well, a blindfold, right? And candle wax.

Then we should have used those handcuffs instead of a threesome.

Well…

Maybe…

A little more foreplay?

Or actually, yeah, taking everything a bit slower.

Because if we go really quickly, then sometimes

I think it has to happen quickly and then it doesn't happen at all.

And maybe I do a lot of things that you think I could do better.

No, not at all. No. But I understand what you're saying.

Yeah?

But it can be very difficult to say so in that moment because you're just so…

But what was even more difficult most of the time…

Subtitle translation by: Adam Dean