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-And?
-Couldn't hear a thing.

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-Really?
-Nothing.

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-You don't get off on people hearing us?
-I prefer having you all to myself.

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-I'm coming. You?
-Yeah, me too.

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There. That was my 132nd faked orgasm.

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Amazing.

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A year, baby.

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Yeah. A year already.

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Only a year.

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-I'm going to take a leak.
-Sure.

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Mink and I met on the beach.

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Need help? Can I take that for you?

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-Oh, thanks.
-Come on, I've got it.

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I thought he was flirting.

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Here, let me take that.

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But he just turned out
to be handy with a tray.

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So I handled the flirting.

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Hey, Luna, could you go to table 75…

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Could you go to table 75…

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I can barely hear you. I…

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Or, at least…

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If I tilt my head quick,
it comes out my nose. Want to see?

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No, thanks.

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There was an attempt.

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So. You look like
you want a delicious cappuccino.

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You're a delicious cappuccino.

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Fortunately, he took over pretty quick.

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And then it wasn't long before…

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Well, then it's…

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…little step and then things go wrong.

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-Yeah.
-Yeah, well, it…

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It's not me, right?

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-No.
-Or is it?

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I'm turning off this song,
I really hate this song.

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You like this song too?

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-So cool, right?
-Yeah. Definitely.

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-I long for the moment
-The moment

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-We no longer have to do anything
-Longer

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You hate it, don't you?

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-Maybe it's not totally my thing.
-Really?

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This is such a great song! Why not?

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I don't know! Bad taste in music, I guess.

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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

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Can I taste for myself?

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Yes.

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Delicious, if you ask me.

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I'm going to come.

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And the first time
was so fun and went so fast,

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I simply forgot to say that I didn't…

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-Your favorite.
-Yes!

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You have sauce all over your face.

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And there's sauce on your nose.

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Jesus.

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I was really kind to the lion.

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-Everyone say, "Gorgeous!"
-Gorgeous!

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-Could you bring a Donald Duck magazine?
-Sure.

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Hey, that one's nice. Can I borrow it?

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Sure. I think half my wardrobe
is at your place by now anyway.

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-I promise I'll bring them back next time.
-Yeah.

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Um, or…

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you wouldn't have to keep moving
your clothes if you come and live here?

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Really?

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And now we're suddenly a year in.

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And it's all pretty much perfect.

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Except for…

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Yes!

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Yeah. Well, that right there.

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But it's a work in progress.

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-You like it?
-It's delicious.

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Samir is so sweet
and he tries really hard, but…

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Yeah.

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-Everything okay?
-Yes, absolutely! He wants it too badly.

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Yeah, but Bo is the opposite,
she doesn't want it enough.

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-Yeah.
-Know what she calls her new hook-up?

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Her "quook-up." Her "quality hook-up."

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Jesus.

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And Tirza's had the same boyfriend
since she was 16--

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Tirza's forgotten how to live anyway.

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So we can establish that
you and I are doing pretty well

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Absolutely.

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-Bo!
-No, we already discussed Bo.

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No. Bo's over there.

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Look! And I was looking forward
to an evening with just the two of us.

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Bo! Hey, honey! What are you doing here?

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I was heading home from my quook-up,
but I wanted to see you first.

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Mind if I join you?

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-Sure, that would be fun!
-Yeah?

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You see the terror in her eyes?

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Relax, I'll be gone in no time.

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But I couldn't just ignore
your one-year anniversary, so…

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-What?
-Well, yeah. Ta-da!

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-You really shouldn't have!
-Well, never mind then!

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Okay.

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Oh, well…

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Thank you.

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-Oh! So thoughtful!
-Wow.

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-Fun, right?
-And in my size!

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May it set off a lot of fireworks
in the hotel room tonight.

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-We already had fireworks.
-Oh?

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We even checked the soundproofing.

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Okay, okay, okay! Yeah, um…

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I'm heading out. My quook-up's
been tied to the bed for half an hour, so…

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I'm going to untie them. Just kidding!

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Or am I?

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-Bye!
-Thanks!

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Can you imagine?

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No. You?

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I'm open to things, but handcuffing
you to the bed isn't really--

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Hey, who says
I'd be the one getting tied up?

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Oh. Okay. So you're into it?

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I don't know, it might be fun
to try new things sometimes?

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Okay.

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Do you want me
to take a blindfold like this

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and examine your whole body?

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Hi.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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-Are you interested in dessert?
-Yeah, sure.

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Today we have
the chocolate mousse with orange zest,

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cheesecake with red fruit compote,

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or a threesome of French cheeses.

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A threesome?

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-Yes? One threesome. And for you, sir?
-Mink.

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A threesome!

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-Two threesome?
-No, the cheesecake for me please.

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-Okay, so one threesome and a cheesecake.
-Yes.

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-You wouldn't like that?
-No way.

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-Because?
-Yeah. You don't do that.

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-Why not?
-No.

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-Is everything to your liking?
-Yes. The threesome is really great.

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It's delicious.

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Oh, yes.

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Would you be open to that?

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To what? Your piece of cheese?

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Nice.

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No, to a threesome. Oops!

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Yes, of course. I mean…
Yeah, why not? I mean…

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We're not doing that, right?

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Why wouldn't we, actually?
Because we don't have the courage?

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-I have the courage. That's not why.
-Yeah, okay, then why is it?

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I don't know, I'm happy with you.
We don't need it.

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We don't need dessert either,
but it's tasty.

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-The dessert is very tasty, yes.
-Yeah. I know.

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What are you trying to tell me?

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Okay.

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-So?
-Okay, could be interesting.

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Okay, if we were to ever do it,

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where would we even find a third person?

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Well, yeah…

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-Yes! Who would be open to a threesome?
-Loon…

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No, okay, not like that.

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"Hagueish Seed" needs to be inviting,
but not come across as too desperate.

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We want to seduce the customers,
so to speak.

155
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So the slogan
my colleague Bo came up with for you, is…

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"Hagueish Seed,
where satisfaction comes first."

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-Are there any questions?
-Yes. An important question.

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Did you bring your bikini
so we can go straight to the beach?

159
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Yes. We're moving on to the colors…

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-The Finnish sauna?
-Yes, exactly.

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The caprese?

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-Yummy.
-And the goat cheese?

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Thank you.

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Minkie!

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-Look at him! Handsome man.
-What's up, man?

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Cute.

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And? Did he manage it?

168
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What?

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Spot your G?

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-Jesus!
-Did my suggestion help?

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Yeah, kind of. The room was soundproof,
so that was very chill,

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and made me worry a bit less,
but it didn't result in a…

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Yes. That, yes. Thank you.

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Well, I'd say cuff him to your bed until
he knows exactly where that G is located.

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By the way, your handcuffs
gave us another captivating idea.

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Oh?

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Okay. No laughing.

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It might be a totally stupid idea.

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But Mink and I thought
it might be really good for us

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to have a threesome some time.

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-Oh, my God!
-Luna!

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Yeah.

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Okay. Okay, okay, okay, cool.

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I'm honored, absolutely, but…

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I'm not sure if this is a good idea,
because I really love you guys--

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She doesn't mean with you!
Of course not with you!

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-What do you mean? Look at me!
-You're gorgeous, but it would be too…

188
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-…awkward?
-Yeah.

189
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Dude! This is every man's dream!

190
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Yeah, but… Our sex is good,
why would we need to add a third person?

191
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Why not? The more, the merrier.

192
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-No way.
-Well, I might know a good candidate.

193
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-Who?
-What's up?

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Let's go, man.

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-No.
-Why not?

196
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Dude, I love you,
but I'm not getting into bed with you.

197
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-You don't know me in bed.
-Yeah.

198
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-I'm sick, man. Sensitive.
-I'm not falling for it.

199
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Okay. Are you going to look online?
"Hot couple looking for a fun night."

200
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:42,040
-No. Online seems like such a hassle.
-The whole thing is a bit of a hassle.

201
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I don't understand
why it never works with someone else.

202
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:47,520
It didn't work out
with Emma, either, did it?

203
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-Or with Thijs.
-No. Nothing worked with Thijs.

204
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Poor Thijs. RIP, man.

205
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-But I just don't get it with Mink.
-I think you're just stuck in a rut.

206
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A threesome could
really get you out of it.

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-You think?
-Well, you can always try.

208
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,000
-You really think so too?
-It'll definitely make him try harder.

209
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,640
A little competition never hurts.

210
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,320
-Listen, you guys are going to fix this!
-Yeah.

211
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Tonight!

212
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,840
-Yeah, right.
-Yes. Tonight.

213
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,200
-No, not tonight.
-Yes. Tonight!

214
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God damn it.

215
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,360
-Tonight is the…
-There he is.

216
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That could be your type, right?

217
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,800
-Yeah, I could do breakfast with him.
-Yeah, I've got your number.

218
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,480
-No, you're my type.
-Yeah.

219
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,080
Hey! Do you come here often?

220
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,280
I work here.

221
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,640
-With Mink.
-Yeah. I know.

222
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,080
Um, can I get a vodka please?

223
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,280
-Hey, can I get a beer?
-Sure.

224
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,320
Yeah, I don't know…

225
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,800
-You have very beautiful ears!
-What?

226
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,520
Very pretty ears.

227
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,000
Hey. Here you go.

228
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,120
-Thank you. Cheers.
-Cheers.

229
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,920
Do you know where the bathroom is?

230
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,440
What do you do for a living?

231
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I'm a painter.

232
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That is so cool!

233
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,240
Yeah.

234
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,520
And do you
paint abstract or figurative, or…

235
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,640
No, I paint houses and walls.

236
00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,880
Oh, sick.

237
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,120
-Yeah.
-Cool.

238
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,680
Oh, right. I forgot.

239
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,120
I can't flirt to save my life.

240
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,760
The only place where I flirt
is on my bike.

241
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Because there are zero consequences.

242
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,800
You know the other person is going
the other way and you'll never meet again.

243
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,640
Bike flirting is perfect.

244
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,920
Short enough that it doesn't get awkward,

245
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,920
but long enough
for that delicious tingle in your tummy.

246
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,560
Fortunately, Mink always
knows what to say.

247
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,960
-Hey.
-Hey, sweetheart!

248
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,200
Hi.

249
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,680
-Is this your girlfriend?
-Yeah. And it just so happens that we--

250
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Dick.

251
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,920
Are you okay?

252
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,760
Are we interested in men,
women, or everyone?

253
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,840
Everyone. Definitely everyone.

254
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,560
Our passions are
karaoke, Netflix, deep-sea diving,

255
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,200
salsa dancing, board games, activism--

256
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:22,400
Yes. Yes. If I had to describe us,
the phrase would be "board game activism."

257
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:28,120
Okay, great.
I'll pick traveling, coffee, and karaoke?

258
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,440
Coffee?

259
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,960
This is never going to work.

260
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,720
Oh, shit. I swiped in the wrong direction.

261
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,720
Let's have a look. Okay, this is Benedict.

262
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,560
-Benedict.
-Yes.

263
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:48,320
He studies at the conservatory,
extremely skilled with his flute.

264
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,280
Wow, a winner. Super swipe. Let's go.

265
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,240
Done. Ooh! She's also very cute.

266
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,120
-Oh, yes.
-Hey, a coffee lover.

267
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,360
Hey, I know you!

268
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,640
Who, me?

269
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,440
Yeah, I… I think I know you, right?

270
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,760
Yeah, no. Yes, that's possible.
I'm a very famous artist.

271
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:18,280
You probably know me from
my bed protests with my partner, John.

272
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,960
-Hi. John. Nice to meet you. John Lennon.
-A pleasure.

273
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,600
I dated Ringo for a while.
I think we met at that party, right?

274
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,960
-Oh, was that you?
-Yeah.

275
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,040
Yes, exactly.

276
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,280
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.

277
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,760
We were just on our way
to the next bed protest.

278
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,440
-Someone has to do it, right?
-Yes. Busy, busy, busy.

279
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,840
Sounds fun, a bed protest.

280
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,600
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

281
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,240
-Hey, tell Ringo I said "hi." Bye!
-Okay. Bye!

282
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,200
Wait, Mink, stop. Stop!

283
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,840
Could she be the one?

284
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,800
Really?

285
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,520
-She was the perfect person.
-It was just too good to be true.

286
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,680
Yeah, shit, man.

287
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,200
I'm trying to find someone 24/7,
morning, noon, and night,

288
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,960
and you score on a fucking bike.

289
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,360
Our score's still zero
because she cycled away, out of our life.

290
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,320
There are lots of people who'd want
to cycle into your life for a threesome.

291
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,760
-Yeah, but this was really--
-Let's cut to the chase.

292
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,800
You guys downloaded that app, right?
Isn't she on it?

293
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Oh, my God!

294
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,680
Why are there so many people?

295
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,960
Whoa! What?

296
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,560
I've matched with us.

297
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,120
Whoa.

298
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,960
Well, I'm done with it.

299
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,960
I've had enough.

300
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:02,920
Hey!

301
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,480
Hey!

302
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,600
What a handy app. You immediately
end up in bed with your match.

303
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,120
Yeah, but you were cuter
in your picture than in real life.

304
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,520
Also, did you read on my profile
that I love deep-sea diving

305
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,920
and enjoy exploring new places?

306
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,400
Well…

307
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,840
Holy shit, Mink!

308
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,640
I found her! Look!

309
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,080
This is her, isn't it?

310
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,800
Holy shit.

311
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,640
-Yeah.
-Yeah, that's her.

312
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,040
See? It's quarter past. She won't show.

313
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:16,520
-She literally said, "I'll be there."
-Yeah, okay. But what if that was a joke?

314
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,720
"Hey, Luna and Mink!
I remember you as John and Yoko. Ha ha."

315
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,160
"Rarely had such a direct proposal,
but fuck it, why not? I'll be there."

316
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,080
Okay.

317
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,520
What do we do when she gets here?
Shake her hand? Three kisses?

318
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,840
You don't shake hands
when you're planning a threesome.

319
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,360
Okay, what then? Three kisses?

320
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,120
-Yeah, three kisses, yeah. Hey!
-Hey!

321
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,880
-"Hey, we're glad you're here…"
-"Super, nice to meet you."

322
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,640
-Hey!
-Hi!

323
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,760
-Oh, hey!
-Hello.

324
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,240
Hey.

325
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,720
-Hi.
-Hi.

326
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,480
-Eve.
-Luna. Hi.

327
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,880
-Hey.
-Hey, I'm Mink. You found it.

328
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,120
Yeah. Sorry I'm late.
I was at work and we ran late.

329
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,640
-It's okay. We just got here too.
-Oh, good.

330
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,040
What do you do for a living?

331
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,360
I work for an environment organization.

332
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,560
-Oh, wow! Yeah.
-Cool. Great. And important.

333
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,960
Yes. It does mostly
feel like fighting a losing battle,

334
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,800
but kind of important, yeah.

335
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,240
And what do you do?

336
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,440
I'm a communications strategist.

337
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,880
Yes. Luna is very deep
in the world of the data analysts…

338
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,800
Yes.

339
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,480
…and communications strategists.

340
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,400
Yes.

341
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,240
-And you, Mink?
-I work here.

342
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,080
-It's just a side job. I'm still studying.
-He's still studying.

343
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,960
Mink is a little bit mañana-mañana.

344
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,160
Right? He's on his third subject.
But you like this one, don't you?

345
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,240
-Yeah.
-What do you study?

346
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,680
-Well, I started--
-Can I guess? Yes?

347
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,440
Okay.

348
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:52,240
Okay. Mink. You started studying
something your parents wanted you to?

349
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,920
-Guilty. Yes.
-Yes.

350
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,480
-Law?
-Yes!

351
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,400
Then you failed all your exams and decided

352
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,880
you wanted to understand the world better,

353
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,720
and then you chose history?

354
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,480
-No way!
-Okay.

355
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,920
-Okay.
-Holy shit!

356
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,240
-Well, go on!
-Okay.

357
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,760
-Now you're starting to scare me.
-Oh. Okay, you work here…

358
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,720
Hotel management?

359
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,200
-How?
-Fuck off. Really?

360
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,480
This is really scary!

361
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,120
Want a beer?

362
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,040
Another round?

363
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,720
Well, we were thinking
all these beach bars are great fun.

364
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,200
So if we get a drink at each bar…

365
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,600
You'll have enough courage
for this at the end of the night?

366
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,160
Maybe you could
choose it as your next subject?

367
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,520
This is all your fault.

368
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,960
-I want to sit in the hammock.
-No!

369
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,000
-Beer?
-Yes.

370
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,520
-Jesus.
-Hey!

371
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,440
-Hey!
-Yummy!

372
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:06,920
-Well, here's to polyamory then.
-All right!

373
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,960
Are you monogamous besides tonight
or do you have an open relationship?

374
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,720
-No.
-Yeah. The… monogamous.

375
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,760
-Yes.
-Yeah.

376
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,920
-Yes. Right?
-Yes!

377
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,240
-Jesus!
-That's clear.

378
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,600
And you?

379
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,200
I only do threesomes.

380
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,240
Oh, it's a hair.

381
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,960
-Do you see it?
-Yes. Give me your finger.

382
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,840
I think… that it's gone.

383
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,760
Stop running away.

384
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,640
-Okay, okay, be honest.
-Yes?

385
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,200
Don't lie. How often
do you guys usually do it in a week?

386
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,680
-Okay. Trick question.
-Be honest.

387
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,120
-Okay.
-Okay?

388
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,240
Three, two, one…

389
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,080
-Four.
-Three.

390
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,000
-Okay.
-But four times, right?

391
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,240
-So two then?
-Yeah.

392
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,240
That's okay!

393
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,520
I see a phallus.

394
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,840
-No, really! If you look at those four…
-Oh, what?

395
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,360
I see…

396
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,120
I see…

397
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,200
Wow.

398
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,720
Fuck, I can't get it in.

399
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,360
Oh, no, wait a minute.
This is where we left off.

400
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,200
Loon, I can't get it in.

401
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,200
Here.

402
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,320
-Yes!
-Okay.

403
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,160
-Do you guys want something to drink?
-Water.

404
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,920
-Water?
-Yes, okay. The same.

405
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,360
-Hey.
-Hey. Thanks, sweetie.

406
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,280
Water.

407
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,760
Have you guys agreed on
who can do what with whom?

408
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:50,040
Nothing. Or, no, everything.
Or, right? Everything is okay, right?

409
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,160
Yeah.

410
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,120
Ah, yes!

411
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,360
Give me your hand.

412
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,320
A bit harder. A bit faster.

413
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,040
Do you want to?

414
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,320
Yes.

415
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,720
Oh, I'm coming.

416
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,160
Yes!

417
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,080
-You?
-Yeah, me, too.

418
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,680
Yes!

419
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,040
Yes!

420
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:27,840
Well…

421
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,680
Well…

422
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,840
-I'm going to clean up.
-Okay.

423
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,240
Do you like this?

424
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,040
Sorry, were you talking to me?

425
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,880
No, to your boyfriend
who's knocked out on the couch.

426
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,240
Yes. I like it.

427
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:10,840
Give me your hand.

428
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,320
Show me what you like the most.

429
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,520
Like this?

430
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,720
A bit faster?

431
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,680
No, like this. Like this. That's good.

432
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,640
Yes.

433
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,840
A little slower.

434
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:36,960
Here?

435
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,360
Yes. A bit harder.

436
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,680
Yes.

437
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,000
Hey.

438
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,600
Oh, my God.

439
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:14,560
I just woke up on the couch
with the worst neck pain in the world.

440
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,320
-Wasn't it 100% worth it?
-Yes.

441
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,480
-Could you please give me a massage?
-Yes.

442
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,840
Hey, Eve's still in the shower.

443
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,600
I know. What? You want to do it again?

444
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,240
No, but how does this work?
Do we make her breakfast, does she leave…

445
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,080
I don't know. Maybe we should
make her breakfast. That's nice, right?

446
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,320
Make breakfast?

447
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,840
Yes. Okay.

448
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,640
Yeah. Fuck.

449
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,680
Arugula with ketchup.

450
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,280
Do you guys have a hangover?

451
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,640
Did you come?

452
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,320
Do they have veggie sandwiches?

453
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,880
Yes, right? I think so.
Our sandwich is also…

454
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,280
Holy shit! This is so good.

455
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,480
Yeah, right? It's the sauce.

456
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,320
But also combined with the eggs.

457
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,800
Eggs are my only guilty pleasure.
I was completely vegan at first.

458
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,280
But I got fed up with the "a better
environment starts with you" bullshit

459
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,240
while the government does nothing,
so I thought "fuck it."

460
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,800
"I'm eating eggs."

461
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,440
But you do things
at work that help the planet.

462
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,600
Yeah, but…

463
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,200
In the end it's just… complicated.

464
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,240
Yeah. Maybe we should
all just climb up that scaffolding and

465
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,640
go to another planet and start over.

466
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,720
-Good idea, Mink.
-Yeah.

467
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,400
It's a really good idea.

468
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,920
Hey!

469
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,800
-Hey, girl, what are you doing?
-I'm not asking.

470
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,560
-Here! Yes, I found them.
-Oh, great.

471
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,000
-Here you go.
-Thanks.

472
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,720
-Well.
-All right. Cool.

473
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,560
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

474
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,800
-Bye!
-Bye, honey.

475
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,680
-All right. Bye!
-Yeah. See you later!

476
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,320
-"Thank you?"
-Yeah, I didn't know what to say.

477
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,280
-That was unbelievable.
-Yeah?

478
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,320
I was pretty nervous
in the beginning but it was so good.

479
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,600
I can't remember half the things
that happened, but what I do… holy fuck!

480
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:57,560
I woke up and I thought,
"This is why we're here on Earth."

481
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,120
You can have the night of your life,
together with the love of your life.

482
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,760
-And a third person.
-And a third person. That's right.

483
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,840
-For the entire night you just--
-The entire night?

484
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,880
It wasn't the entire night, right?

485
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,160
No, I mean
first at the beach and then at our house….

486
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,600
Anyway, almost the entire night…

487
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,920
OUR MISSION - PROJECTS - THE TEAM

488
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,000
Luna.

489
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,560
How is the "satisfaction" campaign doing?

490
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,480
Good. Yeah, very good.
Sales are continuing to increase.

491
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,560
There are some negative reviews,

492
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,760
mainly saying the product isn't entirely
what the satisfaction campaign promises.

493
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,440
-Okay, but sales are still increasing?
-Yes.

494
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,640
Good. You can't please everyone, right?

495
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:54,160
We're grabbing lunch at the sandwich bar.
Do you want chicken again?

496
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,800
-Actually, I'll have a veggie one.
-Good going, Luna!

497
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,720
JUST ATE A VEGAN GRILLED SANDWICH

498
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,040
SO GOOD

499
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,040
IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU

500
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,480
WAS THE SANDWICH GOOD OR…

501
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,200
Yo!

502
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,200
Yo!

503
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,040
What's that sneaky smile about?

504
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,480
Okay!

505
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,000
Tell me. What was it like?

506
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,760
What?

507
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,920
Yeah, your PowerPoint presentation.

508
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,200
It was nice.
But I already told you yesterday.

509
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,920
No, Mink told us.
You just stood there like this.

510
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,400
So?

511
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,560
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

512
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,920
And also, well…

513
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,640
Yeah. Satisfying.

514
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,280
"Satisfying" as in…

515
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,320
Yes. Satisfying as in…

516
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,320
-Oh, my God, Luna!
-Yeah, but…

517
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,840
Oh, my God. I said it would
be good for you. Tirza needs to know.

518
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,800
-Oh, my God! Tirza.
-Yo, shouldn't you be working?

519
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,800
Shouldn't you be working?
No, listen up, I have some breaking news.

520
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,080
-Three guesses who came?
-Not Luna?

521
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,280
-It's your girl!
-Fuck. You can't talk about it without me.

522
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,800
-Our girl.
-Oh, my God, Luna! Finally!

523
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,840
Sorry that we're so…

524
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,120
WOULD YOU LIKE

525
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:52,760
WOULD YOU MAYBE LIKE TO SEE US AGAIN?

526
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,360
IN WHICH NEIGHBORHOOD DO YOU LIVE?

527
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,600
So much terrible news.

528
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,920
JOOSJE DUK
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE EXIT

529
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,480
What do you think of Eve?

530
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,480
What?

531
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,160
What did you really think of her?

532
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,120
Why?

533
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,160
No reason.

534
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,840
Have you thought about her again?

535
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,840
Do you feel weird about it?

536
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,320
No. No, absolutely not. No, I…

537
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,320
was just wondering.

538
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,280
Is it harder than you thought?
That someone else was there?

539
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,920
Because, yeah, I mean,
Eve's an awesome girl, but…

540
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,400
it doesn't mean anything more.
I don't feel anything.

541
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,680
I love you, sweetheart.
Really. You know that, right?

542
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,720
You're everything I want.

543
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,360
WHY ARE YOU ASKING WHERE I LIVE?

544
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,720
DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER OR SOMETHING?

545
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,960
Hey, fuck! My egg.

546
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,200
-Calm down.
-Shit.

547
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,000
-Turn the burner down a bit.
-Yeah, like that.

548
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:23,320
-Good thing you don't work in our kitchen.
-Yeah. Have a nice day at work, honey.

549
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,560
-Good luck with your PowerPoint.
-Thanks.

550
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,760
-Hey. Come in.
-Hey! Thanks.

551
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,400
Okay.

552
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:46,200
-Isn't Mink here?
-No. Uh, Mink has exams. Couldn't make it.

553
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,200
But I thought it'd be rude to cancel.

554
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,800
Okay.

555
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,960
-Do you paint?
-No, what makes you think that?

556
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,400
-Do you want a drink?
-Great, yeah.

557
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,400
I just made tea.

558
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,840
I mean, in the end,
all those bad decisions are based on lust.

559
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,880
You know? People just need
things that are satisfying.

560
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:11,280
Eating meat, flying,
buying clothes made by children.

561
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,800
So you never
do anything purely out of lust?

562
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,360
Rarely.

563
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,840
So, am I getting a tour or…

564
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,520
Well, if you want a tour…

565
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:39,360
This is my dining table.
Lots of world problems are solved here.

566
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,080
Ah, right. That's there.

567
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,240
And this is my queen-size bed.

568
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,560
Lots of problems get solved here too.

569
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,800
So, you say "yes" to threesomes
because the world is ending?

570
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,360
That's a little reductive, but…

571
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,880
actually, not entirely untrue.

572
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,200
And…

573
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,440
How was it for you?

574
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,480
Well, it wasn't my first threesome, but…

575
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,440
clearly it was for you guys.

576
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,680
But for a first time, you weren't bad.

577
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,600
Yeah?

578
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,920
And how was it for you?

579
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,240
-Hey!
-Guess who's finally done with work?

580
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,160
-How's the PowerPoint?
-The PowerPoint is going great, sweetie.

581
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:56,000
Is it okay if Samir joins us for dinner?
Veggie tacos? Or do you prefer--

582
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,240
Tacos are great.

583
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,320
I'm going for a swim then I'll come home.

584
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,640
Okay, sweetie, have fun.
See you soon. Bye.

585
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,280
-Bye!
-Bye. Love you.

586
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,520
-Wine?
-Yeah, that's good.

587
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,440
Okay.

588
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,320
Red or white?

589
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,440
Oh, I've got chilled white. That okay?

590
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,840
Loon, say something.

591
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,000
It was really tasty.

592
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,160
No, about Samir's impotence.

593
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,400
That's not…
I couldn't get it up that one time.

594
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,800
-That doesn't make me impotent.
-No, but, seriously…

595
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,360
Hip hip!

596
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,680
-Climax!
-Climax!

597
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,280
-Homemade.
-Wow!

598
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,800
-Do you want a drink?
-No.

599
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,880
Okay, great.

600
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,360
-Okay.
-Tell us.

601
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:18,680
Yeah, well… We had sex and then I came.

602
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,080
Hello? Details?

603
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,040
How did it happen, where,
when, what way, what time? All of it.

604
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,000
Okay. Eve was with Mink doing…

605
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,360
Mink was with me doing…

606
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:39,560
Going down on you? Or 69'ing?
Doggy style? No. He went down on you?

607
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,880
Oh, he went down on you and then you came.

608
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,480
-But what did he do differently this time?
-Everything, actually.

609
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,920
-Oh, was it because Eve was there?
-Yes.

610
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,920
Well, yeah. Or, no, actually.

611
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,080
Huh, you're being weird.
Did you even come?

612
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:58,560
Yes.

613
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,560
Not because of Mink.

614
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,360
Okay.

615
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,040
Yes. That works too.

616
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,800
And Mink doesn't know anything?

617
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:12,720
No.

618
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,240
-He'd already passed out on the couch.
-Wow.

619
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,280
Yeah.

620
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,400
Yeah, and then Eve and I kept going and

621
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,440
she asked all these questions,
which I found super awkward at first.

622
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:30,880
But, yeah, it ended up being kind of…

623
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:32,680
liberating.

624
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,840
Okay. So now you know
what works for you, right?

625
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:44,120
Can't you make Mink do what Eve did
down there without him realizing?

626
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,720
Okay, so much for the worst advice ever.

627
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,480
Loonie, you have a real problem.

628
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,720
Ah, okay. No, great. Thanks.

629
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,200
And there's only
one solution for your problem.

630
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,520
-Never have sex again.
-Exactly! Never have sex again.

631
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,520
No, you have to talk to Mink.

632
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,960
But when we're in the flow…

633
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,200
-I don't want to interrupt it.
-No.

634
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,400
Not during sex.

635
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,280
Bring it up during
an unerotic, boring, rainy day.

636
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:17,720
Good luck.

637
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,560
Well… talk!

638
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,320
No, I don't want to talk,
I want a vulva cake.

639
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,920
You're such a baby.
Here's your vulva cake.

640
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:26,840
Thanks.

641
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,520
Nice jacket. Looks good on you.

642
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:41,800
You can borrow it sometime.

643
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,400
What should I do?
Take white or red to Sam's?

644
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,080
White. Red makes him rowdy.

645
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,280
I feel so sorry for Sam.

646
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,880
What? For his rowdiness?

647
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:00,800
No.

648
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,760
-No, his little problem.
-Oh, yeah, it's sad.

649
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,320
He's too stuck in his own head.
He shouldn't stress as much.

650
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,200
But I can imagine it's difficult when you

651
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,680
really want it
and that's why it doesn't work.

652
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,160
He just needs
to find someone he's comfortable with.

653
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:23,040
Someone he can relax with.
Like I can with you.

654
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,360
So tonight, I'm going to find
a Luna for Samir.

655
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,480
Well, good luck with that.

656
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,920
-Bye, sweetie.
-Bye, honey.

657
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Love you.

658
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,600
Hey.

659
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,560
This is a very full-bodied, fruity wine.

660
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:10,760
With earthy tones
and a complex aftertaste.

661
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,920
It's a wine that occasionally
runs away when things overwhelm her.

662
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,120
Which she really regrets.

663
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:30,120
But she's also elegant and spontaneous.

664
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,360
Let's give her a chance then.

665
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,480
-Yeah, abstract or…
-What?

666
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,880
-No.
-So, the lady studied her terminology.

667
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,320
And you? Do you have any other hobbies?

668
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,680
Or do you just make PowerPoints all day?

669
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,840
Yes. Well, no.
Yeah, it actually comes down to that, yes.

670
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,840
And does Mink think
you're creating a PowerPoint right now?

671
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,720
Probably.

672
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,280
And do you think it's okay
that he doesn't know you're here?

673
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:26,960
Yes.

674
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:28,960
Sure?

675
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,320
Aren't you getting satisfied at home?

676
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:38,600
Fuck you!

677
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,360
A bit more pressure.

678
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,040
-Like this, you mean?
-Yeah.

679
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,320
Faster.

680
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,560
-You want it faster?
-Yeah.

681
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,760
You're not used to this, are you?

682
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,400
Yes!

683
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,960
Did you hear me come home?

684
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,520
No.

685
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,960
Did Sam score last night?

686
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,680
-Your favorite sandwich.
-Yummy!

687
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,520
Thanks.

688
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,200
And? Any crucial world news?

689
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,640
Nothing but misery, as usual.

690
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,520
Fuck. Eve was right after all. We're dead.

691
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,080
Yeah, seems that way, yeah.

692
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,960
Hey, Minkie, I wanted
to discuss something with you.

693
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,560
We need to come up with outfits
for the costume dinner.

694
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,360
Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

695
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,160
-Superheroes, right?
-Yeah.

696
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,160
Well, we have Superman.

697
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:58,520
Ant-Man. Iron Man.

698
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,560
Okay. Are there any women flying
around in the superhero universe?

699
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,520
Yes, there are plenty. There's Catwoman.

700
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,760
Yes, I love that! Perfect.
I'll be Catwoman and you can be Catman.

701
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,960
No. Catwoman is dating Batman
and Samir already claimed Batman.

702
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:10,880
Oh.

703
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,120
But maybe we should
find him a Catwoman, right?

704
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:19,280
Okay, girls. Supergirl, Turbogirl…

705
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,480
-Oh! Powerpuff Girls!
-Eve!

706
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,720
-What?
-Eve would be a great Catwoman.

707
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,640
We're not inviting Eve
to our stupid costume party.

708
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,960
-It'll be fun.
-I think it's a weird idea.

709
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:34,040
Loon, think about it.
We could try to match Eve with Samir.

710
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,600
Samir needs a rebound.
Eve is going to fucking love it.

711
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:42,480
Honey, Samir and Eve?
I don't see that happening.

712
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:47,240
Yo, Sam! Who does Batman date?
What would you think about…

713
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,320
Hello. Hi.

714
00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,360
And? How do I look?

715
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,480
You make me feel so hot.

716
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,640
Yeah, I'm feeling fucking warm, too.

717
00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:13,000
I usually flirt with my eyes,
but you can't really see them now.

718
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,280
You still have your chin. Flirt with that.

719
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,200
Right.

720
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:26,000
-Yeah, right?
-Hi. I'm Samir. Mink's best friend.

721
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,400
So, how did you meet again?

722
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,440
Wow!

723
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,080
-What a woman, huh?
-She's never going to fall for Samir.

724
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,520
Hey, doesn't it make you nervous
that she's here now, after she made you…

725
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,400
No. I don't think about that anymore.

726
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,840
-Samir was vegan for a while, right?
-Really?

727
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,160
Not for long.
About two months. Vegetarian, actually.

728
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,320
-Ah, vegetarian.
-Yeah, I did eat fish.

729
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,800
Let's go!

730
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,680
-Six, six…
-Yeah!

731
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:01,000
-Drop Shot, tequila or limoncello?
-Limoncello.

732
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:04,520
-That's the best of the three.
-I know what you like best, right?

733
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,120
-Okay.
-Hey!

734
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,080
Delicious!

735
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,800
Okay, next question for Bo.

736
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,280
When was the last time
you were truly in love?

737
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,320
-Yeah, I never fall in love.
-I'm always in love.

738
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,920
Okay, so you're not
in love with your quick-up?

739
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,600
-Quook-up, you mean.
-Quook-up.

740
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,400
"In love." Those are such big words.

741
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,080
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

742
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,880
-Shit.
-Okay, wait.

743
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,240
-Here, a towel.
-Sorry, it's so stupid.

744
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:24,040
Oh! Oh! Sweetie, not in front of everyone!

745
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,600
-You dork.
-Come on. It's fine.

746
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,160
-Okay.
-Okay, next question. Whose turn is it?

747
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,800
My turn. A question for Eve.

748
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,000
Show me what you like the most.

749
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,040
No, like this. Like this. That's good.

750
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,240
A little slower.

751
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:53,880
Fuck.

752
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,440
-Good morning, sunshine.
-Oh! Fuck. I have to get up.

753
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,400
-I stink.
-Yeah. I want you, smelly boy.

754
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,760
-I've got work.
-Or we can stay here a little longer.

755
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,160
When did you get so eager?

756
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,680
I just want it to work.

757
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:18,960
What do you want to work?

758
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,000
-Tonight otherwise?
-Okay.

759
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,200
-Deal.
-Okay.

760
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,840
Fuck. Preheat. Shit.

761
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,280
Hi, sweetie.

762
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,120
It was so crowded on the beach.

763
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,920
Did you do all of this?

764
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,960
What are you doing?
You look fucking gorgeous!

765
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,120
Thanks.

766
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,720
But I forgot to preheat the oven.

767
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,600
Well, that's not a problem, right?
We're not in a hurry.

768
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:28,560
Nice.

769
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,600
I'm a bit uncomfortable here, honey.

770
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,080
But this is one of your favorite spots?

771
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,800
Sorry, the sensual music is a mood killer.

772
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,680
Okay.

773
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:25,480
-Can you go a little slower?
-What?

774
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,280
-Can you go a little slower?
-Okay.

775
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,200
Okay.

776
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,840
-What's up?
-Nothing. Come here.

777
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Okay.

778
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,240
No, wait. Not too fast.

779
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,080
Give me your hand.

780
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,560
-Yes.
-Okay.

781
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,200
Here.

782
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,000
A little to the left.

783
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,640
Yeah.

784
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,440
-What's with all the talking?
-I want us to truly enjoy this.

785
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,760
-We are though, right?
-Yeah.

786
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,000
Yes.

787
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:41,960
Yes.

788
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,040
-Yes.
-Wait, sit up. Yeah.

789
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,360
Yes.

790
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:57,640
Yes.

791
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,600
Yes! Yes!

792
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,960
-Yes!
-No!

793
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,280
-What?
-Yeah, no!

794
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,960
-I thought we were both coming.
-That's what you always think.

795
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,400
-Loon. What…
-Yeah, I'm going to take a leak.

796
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:24,280
Loon.

797
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:30,080
If it wasn't good for you,
then why don't we just keep going?

798
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,680
-I have all night.
-Yeah.

799
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,080
It's not really just about tonight.

800
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,360
It just never quite works out.

801
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:48,520
What?

802
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:50,800
Sex?

803
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,640
No, not sex.

804
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:57,000
What then?

805
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,280
Coming.

806
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:10,560
Are you serious?

807
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,640
I always just go along with you.

808
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,200
You go along with me?

809
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,120
You're faking it, you mean?

810
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:33,480
No, I'm not faking everything.
I think it's really good with you. It's…

811
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:37,680
So you aren't faking it, but also you are.

812
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:39,960
Jesus.

813
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,920
Why didn't you ever
say anything about this?

814
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,720
I've wanted to talk to you
about this so often!

815
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:46,680
When?

816
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,600
Yeah, I…

817
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:54,800
I didn't know what to say.
I don't want to hurt you.

818
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:56,240
All right, then.

819
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,800
You did a great job. Congratulations.

820
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,080
You could have asked me if I wanted
to try something different as well, okay?

821
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,800
No, Loon. Not if you never mention it.

822
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,320
Couldn't you guess
that I don't always want it the same?

823
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:17,840
No! Not if you pretend to like it.
I don't have a sixth sense, you know!

824
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,200
No, I wish you did.

825
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:26,240
Is that why you wanted a threesome?
Because you thought--

826
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,240
Mink, stop it.
Don't be ridiculous. We both wanted it.

827
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:33,760
-I didn't need it. I did it for you!
-It was super obvious you did it for me!

828
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:37,480
It was a threesome! With three people!
Sorry I wasn't all over you!

829
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:40,440
-No, luckily she was there.
-Yes, it was more fun with her.

830
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,440
Yeah, at least she made me come!

831
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,240
Is that true?

832
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,520
Loon?

833
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,640
Fuck you.

834
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,280
Fuck.

835
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,440
It's going to be okay, Minkie.

836
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:37,960
HEY… I TOLD MINK ABOUT US.
DIDN'T GO GREAT.

837
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:52,480
FEEL LIKE COMING OVER?

838
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:02,680
SINCE IT'S YOU…

839
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:13,440
Do you like it?

840
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:15,840
No.

841
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:21,320
Sorry. I'm not exactly a kitchen goddess.

842
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,000
Hey. Why did you tell him?

843
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:32,200
Just… because I couldn't keep avoiding it.

844
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,960
I really… like you.

845
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,120
And what about me do you like so much?

846
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,080
Okay. Um…

847
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:55,120
I feel very free with you, and very open.

848
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,840
And detached from everything.

849
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,640
You mean I'm good at going down on you.

850
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:10,600
A little faster.

851
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,520
I like it when you finger me.

852
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:04,600
Yes.

853
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,880
-Like this?
-Okay. A little lower. Yes.

854
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:25,400
Hey.

855
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:27,880
Where's your head at?

856
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:30,560
I'm sorry.

857
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:31,920
-Hey.
-I'm sorry.

858
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,400
It's okay. Come here.

859
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,280
Good morning.

860
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,720
-Good morning!
-Hey.

861
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,720
-Hey, good morning.
-Thank you.

862
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,200
You got up early.

863
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:04,960
-Yeah, I'm about to go to an exhibition.
-Ah, that's great.

864
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,360
Do you want to come?

865
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,080
Sounds fun, but…

866
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,160
Mink could come home
and I'm not quite sure what he…

867
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,760
He knows about this, right?

868
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,520
You told him, right?

869
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,000
No, I…

870
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,640
I didn't tell him everything.

871
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,840
I told Mink that…

872
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,320
That he can't make me… but you do.

873
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:44,200
Come?

874
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:48,280
Is that all you said?

875
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,280
-Is that what this means to you?
-No, of course not.

876
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,160
What does it mean to you, Luna? Because…

877
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,280
If this is just a casual thing, then fine.

878
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,760
It doesn't have to be more than that.
But in that case, it has to be…

879
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,480
equal.

880
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,560
Do you understand? And honest.

881
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:16,200
So if you're only thinking of yourself,
that's fine, but I won't waste my time.

882
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,360
You'd be better off buying a vibrator.

883
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:22,760
Well, I already have a vibrator.

884
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,960
Wow. Okay.

885
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,800
I guess I shouldn't
have texted you yesterday.

886
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:35,760
Yeah.

887
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,600
-Hey, Minkie.
-Hey.

888
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:08,840
So?

889
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,040
Have fun last night?

890
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:16,520
Well… No, of course not.

891
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:17,920
No?

892
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,720
-No.
-So you didn't have fun with Eve?

893
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,480
Why the fuck are you doing this, Loon?

894
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:34,120
What is this about?
I don't get it. Why don't you talk to me?

895
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:40,120
Why are you doing this?
How long has it been going on?

896
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:41,680
Sorry.

897
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:46,160
Sorry, I… I think I've made a mistake.

898
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:47,760
That's fucking bullshit.

899
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:53,320
-Sorry, I'll talk about it if--
-No!

900
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,400
No, I don't need to hear it.

901
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:06,880
I don't want this anymore.

902
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:12,200
I'm done with this.

903
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,000
Lulu, look who came to visit you.

904
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,840
I know you're not asleep.

905
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,240
You always sleep on your back
with your mouth open.

906
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,160
Hey. How's it going?

907
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,480
Loon, are you wearing that to work?

908
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,800
-I called in sick.
-Loon, no!

909
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:03,840
What? I told them I got food poisoning
from a Hagueish Seed bar.

910
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:06,280
Luna! Turn it up! Come on!

911
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:18,000
Oh, my God! Luna, you can't be serious.

912
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,160
Luna!

913
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,640
Okay, Angel. Enough is enough.
Charlie is calling.

914
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,240
No.

915
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:33,560
-Get dressed. Now.
-We don't even have a Charlie.

916
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,160
-Hello?
-Good evening, Angels.

917
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,320
Good evening, Charlie.

918
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:43,840
So…

919
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,000
Why are you…

920
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:49,440
Charlie's never on screen,
so I just dressed up as myself.

921
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,040
Sorry.

922
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,560
-How's it going?
-Bad.

923
01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:59,720
-You told us you were "okay."
-Yeah, managing badly.

924
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:03,600
I feel so stupid that I made Mink…

925
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,160
And I never should have… with Eve…

926
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,680
It's just so hard to talk about this.

927
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:15,560
Yeah, it is difficult.

928
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:20,640
Well, when I had my little problem with…

929
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:23,640
Well.

930
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:28,320
When I couldn't get it up
while having sex with that girl,

931
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:33,800
I didn't want to talk about it,
because I was embarrassed.

932
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:37,720
And because I thought I was a failure.

933
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:43,960
But when I discussed it with you and Mink,
it wasn't a big deal in my head anymore.

934
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,720
Instead, it was
just something I had to deal with.

935
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,560
Just like we all have things to deal with.

936
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:53,000
Yeah. Okay, um…

937
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:58,160
I've kind of figured out
that you were right.

938
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:04,400
I'm afraid to tell my quook-up
that I'm in love with them

939
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:06,880
because I'm really scared
that I'll get rejected.

940
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:17,880
Yeah, penetration never makes me come.

941
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:21,680
Yeah.

942
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,920
And I think that Mink
does want to talk to you.

943
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,800
But you have to give him a chance.

944
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:32,040
And you have to start the conversation,
because he won't.

945
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:19,640
-Hello. Are these yours? Yeah. All good.
-All good.

946
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:24,640
Shit!

947
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:28,000
Jurre, someone dropped a glass.
Could you pick up the big pieces?

948
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:32,360
Loon.

949
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:34,760
What are you doing?

950
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:39,840
-Hey. I'm Luna. This is my first day.
-Oh. Yes.

951
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:44,640
What are you doing? I'm working.

952
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:47,520
Me too. I'm earning extra money like you.

953
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,960
And if I get lucky,
I might fall in love with a colleague.

954
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:52,800
Stop the charade. What is this?

955
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,200
Well, I really miss you,

956
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,640
and I hate
the way things turned out, and--

957
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,320
You think I'm suddenly
going to pretend nothing happened?

958
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:04,400
No.

959
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,360
-Yes?
-Do you think I need this right now?

960
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:16,160
I think you might need some help outside
because someone dropped a glass.

961
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:50,560
And a gin and tonic, right?

962
01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:16,560
I'm almost done with my shift,
so you can call it a day.

963
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:23,760
I thought you might like
to have a drink after work?

964
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:31,560
Yeah, I think everyone will hang around
for a drink, so if you want to join…

965
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,240
There's still some stuff
of yours at my place.

966
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:41,720
Oh, okay.

967
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,280
I'll come by to pick it up soon.

968
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:52,760
Unless we want
to give this another chance.

969
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:01,920
I feel like shit about this, Loon.

970
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:08,760
It's so stupid. I should have been,
literally, the first time we were here,

971
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:12,840
I should have been clear with you
and I should have been honest, but…

972
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:13,880
I don't know.

973
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,360
It was all so exciting that first time

974
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:18,000
and I like you so much.

975
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,480
So what are you thinking?
We have sex again?

976
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:30,040
And every time I'll wonder,
is she into this or is she pretending?

977
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:32,560
That's just going to make me insecure.

978
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,120
Well, we could talk about it.

979
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,320
I just don't see how!

980
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,760
-Especially after everything with her.
-But that's definitely over.

981
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,000
That rhymes.

982
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:49,840
Yeah, I don't know how either.
I don't know. I…

983
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:55,240
I just know that I really would like
to start over again with you.

984
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,840
But only if you want to as well,
because otherwise it…

985
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,400
Yeah, then it ends.

986
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:25,320
Well, okay.

987
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:27,920
Then it ends.

988
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:03,240
You know you can live here forever, right?

989
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:07,440
Yeah. But I can't do that
to your quook-up.

990
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:11,760
Lots of light, as you can see.
Very spacious, isn't it?

991
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:14,800
-And are utilities included or excluded?
-Excluded.

992
01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:16,320
Yeah.

993
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:21,240
Speaking of new chapters,
I also have a teeny-tiny bit of news.

994
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:25,440
My quook-up and I
are in a "pre-lationship."

995
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:30,080
-What? Bo, that's huge! Congrats!
-You've been ready for a relationship--

996
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:34,400
Whoa! Not a relationship!
Pre-lationship. Pre-relationship.

997
01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:36,720
Calm down, please.

998
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:39,680
-Well, here's to your pre-lationship!
-Thanks, girls.

999
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:44,640
-Morning.
-Morning.

1000
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:49,440
I think I'm finally
over my food poisoning.

1001
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:54,040
Oh, my God, yes!

1002
01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:55,720
No! I'm getting wet!

1003
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,640
My girl is back, my Lulu girl is back.

1004
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,800
Luna. I'm glad you're back.
How are you feeling?

1005
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:06,800
Better.

1006
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:09,960
CAN YOU COME
GET YOUR STUFF LATER? X

1007
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:13,800
SEE YOU LATER! X

1008
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:16,720
-Can I get an egg sandwich, please?
-Of course.

1009
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:19,440
It's orgasmic!

1010
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:21,800
Yes. Thank you.

1011
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:23,960
-Have a nice day.
-You, too.

1012
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,000
-Hey.
-Hey.

1013
01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,640
I didn't know
if I was allowed to just stick it in.

1014
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:44,400
-Oh. Yeah. You could have stuck it in.
-Okay.

1015
01:23:45,240 --> 01:23:46,080
Come in.

1016
01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:51,840
-Are you okay?
-Yes! You? Hey.

1017
01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:56,400
I have your…

1018
01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:05,360
-This should be everything.
-Cool. Great. Thanks.

1019
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,480
-If there's anything else…
-Oh, and these.

1020
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:08,400
Yes.

1021
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:10,120
Thanks.

1022
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,440
Did you get a haircut?

1023
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:16,000
No. You?

1024
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:17,680
No.

1025
01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:23,240
-Yeah, okay.
-Yeah.

1026
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:26,240
-Thank you. And bye.
-Yeah, of course.

1027
01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,560
Yeah, great.

1028
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:31,680
Oh, I still have this. This is yours too.

1029
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:36,600
This isn't mine.
This is yours, I just wore it a lot.

1030
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,080
Well. It's yours now.

1031
01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:43,080
-Okay. Great. Sure?
-Yeah.

1032
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:45,360
Okay. Bye.

1033
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:47,160
-Okay. Bye.
-Thank you.

1034
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:48,920
-You're welcome.
-Yo.

1035
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:49,960
-Bye.
-Bye.

1036
01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:10,080
Uh, I found this when I was tidying up.

1037
01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:24,160
That's a present from Bo.

1038
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,000
So you put that in your…

1039
01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:53,560
No.

1040
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:58,960
No, you put it on there.
Inside doesn't work very well.

1041
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:04,280
Okay, so when I was inside you,
that wasn't really…

1042
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:07,120
Well, I really liked that, you know.

1043
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:11,200
But that… Yeah, that doesn't make me…

1044
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,400
And this does.

1045
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:18,240
Yes.

1046
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:20,040
Jesus.

1047
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:27,280
But this is really quick stimulation.
So it's totally different.

1048
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:32,440
We don't have to talk about it
if you don't want to.

1049
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:33,400
I do.

1050
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:35,880
I do want to talk about it.

1051
01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:42,680
So, what did I do wrong?

1052
01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:47,200
Well, you definitely
didn't do anything wrong.

1053
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:51,520
If this little pink toy
has more success than me,

1054
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:53,880
then something must be wrong.

1055
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:58,120
Okay, but then I guess
it's a mix of things. That I couldn't…

1056
01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:02,760
I didn't tell you what I liked either,
so you couldn't have known, and…

1057
01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:06,920
Maybe you could have asked a bit more.

1058
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:11,240
Okay.

1059
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:13,920
What did you want?

1060
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,080
Well, a blindfold, right? And candle wax.

1061
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:25,200
Then we should have used
those handcuffs instead of a threesome.

1062
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:33,560
Well…

1063
01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:35,880
Maybe…

1064
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,040
A little more foreplay?

1065
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:44,000
Or actually, yeah,
taking everything a bit slower.

1066
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:48,240
Because if we go really quickly,
then sometimes

1067
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:52,240
I think it has to happen quickly
and then it doesn't happen at all.

1068
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:57,800
And maybe I do a lot of things
that you think I could do better.

1069
01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:01,520
No, not at all. No.
But I understand what you're saying.

1070
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:02,440
Yeah?

1071
01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:08,640
But it can be very difficult to say so
in that moment because you're just so…

1072
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:13,480
But what was even more difficult
most of the time…

1073
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:56,160
Subtitle translation by: Adam Dean








