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I want to see Pluto.

You can’t see it with the naked eye.

Even more reason to like it.

Why's that?

Because…

it makes me feel like I’m not the only one blind.

May, who did anything to you?

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KAIHUAROR

THE ACCIDENTAL TWINS

HERE’S SOMETHING FUNNY— I WAS BORN WITH TWO BODIES…

I’m really happy for you, Duean.

I heard this school has a high college acceptance rate.

Hope that’s true.

What about Ai-oon?

Got accepted to the same school?

Don’t even get me started.

I feel blessed enough that Ai-oon got accepted into her school.

I feel bad for the teachers, though.

She’s definitely going to give them headaches.

It’s alright.

Ai might be a handful,

but you can always count on Oom.

Right.

So how much is all this?

We’ve been chatting so much I forgot.

Damn.

You’re worse than I thought.

Was it your precious grandma or your beloved twin sister this time?

Piss off.

If you’re not addicted,

you shouldn’t smoke.

You’re wasting it.

You might choke on it to death.

Good!

Maybe I should just die and end it all.

You get this shit your whole life.

Aren’t you used to it by now?

If someone keeps stepping on your foot,

do you stop feeling the pain?

Screw it.

I can never escape Grandma’s words.

What can I do?

I was born less smart than my sister.

Maybe I deserve the condemnation.

When you’re with friends,

you don’t have to act cool.

If you’re angry, say you’re angry.

Hell, yeah.

I’m angry.

I’m freaking mad.

Happy now?

I’m annoyed.

I’m so tired of being hounded. Damn it.

Hey.

I know a place

that’s loud enough to drown out all the scolding you hear.

Where?

Faster. Go pass them!

What are you, turtles?

Keep up.

You guys are slow.

Hey, go faster.

Let’s shut him up.

Let’s go.

Go faster.

Bring it on.

Let’s race.

Shit.

The police.

Ko.

Ko!

The police.

Shit. The police.

Turn at the next corner.

We’re clear.

You’re pretty awesome.

I guess it’s my escape instinct.

(With the wind blowing and the exhaust roaring,)

(I realized that the sound I liked best...)

(was the sound of my own heartbeat.)

(It was pounding so wildly)

(when I found something I liked.)

(I just realized that something so beautiful in life...)

(was right before me.)

(Oom, you’re not as clever as you believe.)

(It was foolish of you to leave this woman.)

Oom, don’t tell me…

Argh!

Ouch!

Oom, go catch it.

Oom.

Oom, hurry up.

It’s gone, May.

But you’re the one killing me.

Are you hurt?

I am, too.

Ow.

Is it really gone though?

Does it hurt a lot?

I’m sorry.

It’s alright. You couldn’t see.

And it doesn’t hurt that much.

I’m not only sorry for hurting you.

I’m sorry for interrupting you

from what you wanted to do.

May.

What do you think I wanted to do?

You know,

when we lose our sight,

our other senses become sharper.

I didn’t just hear the cockroach buzzing,

I also heard your swallowing,

your labored breathing,

and the pounding of your heart.

There.

It goes again.

Now that the cockroach is gone,

you can do whatever you want.

I really didn’t mean to hurt May.

I know.

It’s a misunderstanding.

Leave now. I’m going to see May.

She’s waiting for me.

Don’t forget

you’re Ai,

not Oom.

The one that May is waiting for isn’t you.

Don’t get carried away.

Besides, the one that will be most devastated is May.

I know, alright.

I don’t want to keep lying ot her.

May.

I’ve got something to tell you.

I’ve got something to tell you as well.

I’m glad you came back to me.

I’m happier when I have you.

I want you to stay for a long time.

Can you not disappear again?

Please.

Pretty, please.

Please, Oom.

Yeah.

I’m so happy.

You make me happy,

so I’m making you happy too.

May, what are you doing?

Well…

May.

Doing what you wanted just now.

May.

May, wait.

May, don’t do it.

Why not?

Oom?

I’m… I’m hungry.

Let me go get…

If you’re hungry, be still.

I’m going to feed you.

May.

May.

Be careful.

May.

Let me do it. It’s dangerous.

I can do things more dangerous than you imagine.

Huh?

Here.

Let me.

I can handle it.

It’s fine.

Just wait for the food.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Can you get me the eggs?

Thank you.

Hungry, aren’t you?

Sure you can handle it?

Yep.

All you need to do is eat.

The pan is quiet today.

Normally, it goes ‘Zzzzt!’

It’s alright, May.

This is the less-oil recipe.

Just wait a sec.

Did you secretly turn down my stove?

Hm?

It’s pretty enough.

Wow.

Looking yummy.

Try it.

I’m going to try it now.

Whoa.

Good, huh?

It’s hot.

I'm kidding.

So yummy.

Eat that.

Then eat me after.

I’m tastier than this omelet.

I’ll be right back.

Hello, Grandma.

I hope you called to tell me you won the lottery.

Ai.

The doctor said Oom’s condition got worse.

Oom’s getting worse.

What’s happened?

I don’t know.

He’s examining.

I’m not allowed inside.

(I don’t know what is happening.)

(I’m scared.)

May.

I’m sorry, but I gotta leave.

My grandma is sick.

If I tried to stop you,

I’d be a terrible person, wouldn’t I?

Just kidding.

You can go.

On one condition, though.

What is it?

Today you leave me,

but if everything gets better tomorrow,

you have to come back to me.

Deal?

Okay.

Deal.

I’m off now.

Wait.

I have something for you.

BABE, CALL ME WHEN YOU CAN.

You need a hand?

The door is stuck somehow.

- Officer! - Miss!

Are you digging around at my place too?

No.

I live here but can’t get into my room.

Can’t you see?

That was a joke.

Let me take a look.

I think the humidity is making the door swell.

Should we join forces?

Come on.

One, two, three.

Jeez!

(Slender, pretty, and clean hands.)

(Checked.)

What are you looking at?

Your hands are strong.

They kept me from falling.

Thank you.

You’re welcome.

We’re neighbors after all.

Goodbye.

Hold on.

This is my card.

My name is Jan.

I’m a tarot reader.

Whatever you want to know,

just contact me,

and you’ll get my special service.

Thank you,

but I don’t like having my fortune told.

Wait.

MISS YOU, BABE.

I HAVE TO WORK ON A CUSTOMER’S GARDEN DESIGN TONIGHT.

TALK TO YOU LATER, BABE. GOODNIGHT.

Grandma.

Grandma.

Don’t cry.

The doctor is with her now.

She will be okay.

(There were times...)

(I thought I could replace Ooboom,)

(but it never happened.)

Doctor.

How is she?

The patient had a bloodstream infection that led to hypertension.

We administered antibiotics and inotropes,

and she has been improving since.

Her condition is now stable.

What a relief.

May I visit her now?

Yes, you may.

Thanks to the Three Jewels of Buddhism,

the heavenly gods,

and the guardian angels for protecting Ooboom.

I’m so grateful.

You forgot to thank the doctor.

Hey.

Stop bugging me.

You go home,

light some incense sticks, and thank all the divine beings.

I’ll take care of Oom here. Just go.

No, Grandma.

You’ve been here long enough.

I’ll take turns.

No.

She just got better.

I want to take care of her myself.

You can’t do anything.

You should go home.

Oops. I’m sorry.

You said you’re hungry.

Don’t forget to eat while looking after your Grandma.

I care about you.

Oh gosh, you’re back, my angel.

I missed you so much, Grandma.

Can I sleep in your room tonight?

Of course!

Ai, come check the stock.

I’ll make Oom something to eat.

What do you want, Oom?

It took you so long.

I thought you wouldn’t answer.

Actually, you could’ve just called.

It doesn’t need to be a video call.

I wanted you to see me.

Wait–don’t you want to see me?

I can turn the camera off.

No.

You can leave it on.

So how’s your grandma?

Is she doing better?

Yeah.

She is.

Why are you sharing good news with that sad voice?

Did something happen?

You can talk to me, Oom.

Some stories aren't ready to be told.

Then…

tell me the parts you want me to know.

You can share everything when you want to.

I will wait.

How about…

we start with something simple?

Did you finish my omelet?

I suppose not.

Why didn’t you?

I did my best to cook it for you.

Did you really do your best for me?

Why are you asking?

You saw how determined I was.

Eat it now.

I might not see, but I can hear.

I will listen to you eating.

May.

Right now, Miss.

Are you happy now?

I will be happier if you finish it all.

Will you keep listening until I finish?

Seriously?

Not just when you eat.

I want to listen to whatever you do.

You’re exaggerating.

I’ll show you

that I’m not exaggerating.

From the sound of that,

you’re definitely doing laundry.

I’m not.

No?

Then my hearing radar might be broken.

I guess I don’t pass for a fortune teller now.

Are you really going to the bathroom with me?

Why are you embarrassed?

I can’t see you anyway.

You know,

today is the day I wish I could see more than ever.

Come on, May.

You’re making me blush.

Grandma, time to eat.

Eat first.

Not hungry.

Grandma.

I brought you food.

I made it myself.

The new omelet recipe.

I added minced shrimp and sweet basil.

Delicious.

I’m not hungry.

You can eat first.

Jeez.

Have you eaten anything all day?

I’m not hungry.

I don’t have the appetite.

Just leave me alone.

If you were an old lady who actually took care of herself,

I’d definitely leave you alone.

I know you care about Oom,

but you need to care about yourself too.

Come on, go home and rest.

I’ll take it from here.

You know how to take care of patients?

Huh?

If something happens,

you won’t know how to deal with it.

I should do it.

You go and do whatever you want.

Fine. You can look after her,

but only after you eat first.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Stop annoying me.

I said I’m not hungry. Can’t you hear?

If you don’t go now, I’ll carry you out.

Let everyone know you’re too old to walk.

Fine.

I’ll eat.

Be out soon.

I’ll get the food ready for you.

You must eat three square meals.

Worry about yourself too, not just Oom.

How can I not worry about her?

She’s always led a careful, good life,

and everything seemed to fall into place for her.

She had a decent job,

and got married.

Everything was perfect.

Why did this horrible thing have to happen?

I don’t know if she can handle waking up and finding her husband gone.

I feel so much pity for her.

This terrible thing shouldn’t have happened to someone as good as Oom.

It should’ve happened to a bad person like me instead, huh?

This isn’t the time for sarcasm.

If you’re going to be like this, just leave.

You’re the only one I have

when there’s no one else left.

I want you to feel the same.

It’s hard to believe that

someone as stiff as you has this kind of thought.

When have I ever been stiff with you?

I’m always cute!

I didn’t mean it that way.

I meant…

everything around you...

makes you seem stiff.

How?

Like your home decoration.

It seems luxurious,

and everything is perfectly in order.

But it feels emotionless and lifeless.

Like living in…

a freezing ice cave.

It sounds like you’re criticizing me, and I should be mad,

but your voice makes my heart feel warm.

Huh?

Makes you what?

Makes my heart warm.

It’s like I’m listening to a bedtime story.

My heart is warm too...

when I’m with you.

It is good.

When did you even know how to cook?

I just…

imitate what I see and try it myself.

Why do you let yourself starve?

You do the same thing.

I’m eating now, aren’t I?

What more do you want?

Grandma.

What’s wrong?

Don’t say that again.

Say what?

Don’t say it should’ve been you again.

Grandma.

Grandma.

I’m sorry.

My Ooboom.

(Sometimes I think...)

(being a replacement isn’t so bad.)

(At least the one with the broken heart is you,)

(not someone you love.)

From today onward,

you must bring offerings to this shrine

every day until your sister recovers.

Wait.

Aren’t you going to come anymore?

I am,

but I need to make a living too.

We have household expenses,

Oom’s medical bills,

and…

I need to cook for you.

Oh, please. I can handle that.

You mean cooking?

No. I meant bringing food to offer.

I figured as much.

I’m heading home after this.

The wholesaler is delivering the goods.

I’ll take you home.

Aren’t you going out today?

I can’t leave you.

Oom might get worried.

Thanks.

SO HOW WAS MY OMELET RECIPE?

SO GOOD.

HENG CHAROEN

(Metawe was a charming)

(and mysterious girl,)

(so it wasn’t surprising that)

(someone weak-minded like Ooboom fell head over heels for her.)

(But I couldn’t fully condemn Oom)

(because what I was doing now wasn’t any better.)

(I had been deceiving May,)

(and I couldn’t keep doing it anymore.)

Hi, Pong.

Hi, Granny.

Your shop is open today?

- Yes. - You’ve been closed for days.

What can I get you today?

- Same old stuff. - Gosh, it’s very noisy.

…and one canned fish.

Sure.

Noisy.

Shit!

- That’d be all.

How much are they?

45 baht.

Grandma.

Yes, it’s me.

Why are you so loud?

I see you’re up.

Take the offerings in the kitchen to that shrine.

- This is all I have. - Let’s see. I need 45 baht.

Yes. This is it.

Okay.

Thank you.

We’re back in business. Don’t forget to shop here again.

Sure. I’ll walk here every day.

What’s with you now?

Take the offerings and go.

Let me brush my teeth first.

Haven’t brushed my teeth yet.

May, I’ll come see you soon.

(Leave me alone.)

(Oom, don’t come here.)

(Is that her?)

(Why would I leave you alone?)

(I have every right to interfere in your life.)

Will you listen to me for once?

I am your father.

I gave birth to you.

Can’t you be a good daughter like other people’s daughters?

Why don’t you ask yourself

if you’re a good father like some other fathers?

What part of me isn’t good?

I came because I meant well.

I wanted to recommend good eye doctors,

but you refused.

Do you want to stay home and be blind for the rest of your life?

Enough, honey.

Let our daughter make her own decisions.

May, watch out!

Oom?

So this is your decision?

I think your lack of judgment comes from your blindness.

I’ve told you this a million times.

You have a good life,

so spend it well.

And just stop with this…

same-sex thing.

Stop making me feel ashamed to call you my daughter.

Well, I’m ashamed too

to have you as my father.

I have nothing for you to be ashamed of.

You know who I am.

May, come back and talk to me.

May!

Let her be for now.

You know how she is when she’s angry.

Let’s wait until she calms down and come back.

Let’s go home.

All you do is run away from problems.

You’re her mother,

yet you can’t even guide your child to be a decent person.

You can lean on me.

We can go back inside once you feel better.

Why are you so warm?

I guess your family raised you really well.

Not really.

I was raised simply, just like any other kid.

That’s my dream.

I just wanted to be raised in a simple way.

But in reality, I was born just to disappoint

my dad and sadden my mom.

My dad wanted a son so badly,

but my birth was the reason

my mom couldn’t bear more children.

I feel like their bad fortune.

I’ve never known what 'family' feels like.

You feel like an outsider,

like you’re in the wrong place.

It’s so embarrassing

to have parents like mine.

You know,

apart from being blind,

I wish I could be deaf too

just to shut myself off from everything.

Actually, there’s a way

to drown out the voices in your mind.

It’s whether you’re too scared to do it.

I’m not scared of anything...

as long as I have you.

These are my attorney fees for this case.

Think of it as the price of my freedom.

Right now, all I want is...

to love someone.

I want to know what it feels like to be loved.

So, what’s it like?

Like the air in a balloon, I guess.

It makes us bigger,

beautiful,

and floaty.