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SUBTITLES: N.PETRULEVICH, K.FREGER, L.NESTERENKO

-The heart was enlightened, we looked at it. Like a boy. But the hands are still

They're shaking. So what the hell with them, my hands.

I have problems with chicks. Not an eagle, I can tell you that.

-Well, there's nothing wrong with the wife, as far as I'm concerned.

-Yes, with my wife, yes. -So the male line.

we do not consider. Pyotr Ilyich, do you love your mother?

-Yes, of course.

-And with your grandmother. how is your relationship with your grandmother?

-Grandma died a month ago. She got me back on my feet,

She put her whole life into me. Grandma Vera was, in fact, 90 years old.

-So Grandma was 90, and you are now... 55?

That is, she became a grandmother at 35. Her mother brought her in a hem,

I was raised by my grandmother.

Her death has set in motion for you the process of moral revision.

You subconsciously feel a sense of guilt and comparing your every move

with what your grandmother would say on the subject your grandmother would say on the subject. To the afterlife

Do you believe it? -Absolutely.

-Peter Ilyich, you're an adult man. You really think,

That your grandmother is watching you... watching you?

There is no scientific proof of the existence of an afterlife.

But even so, Grandma Vera, didn't seem to be a fan

unbridled orgies, and I don't think she'd she'd be watching you,

As you yourself say, chewing on someone.

-Well... What should I do? -Change a mistress.

Your secretary. Vera Terentieva, if I'm not mistaken?

Your task is to find a mistress with a name not like her grandmother's.

It won't be a distraction. And chew Chew yourself up if your wife...

not much resentment.

-You're a little early for parole. you're going to parole. I still have so much to do,

Артем Саныч.

Уведите осужденного.

Спасибо.

Мне вас будет не хватать. -Для вас я всегда на связи,

Петр Ильич.

-Официально сократить вас не можем. Поэтому пишите-ка

по собственному желанию.

And as compensation, you will be paid your entire monthly salary.

Ivan! Ivan!

Are you here?

You're not the first, you're not the last. You'll find it sooner or later

something.

"Excuse me, can I have some water?"

"You can.

"I need to go to the bathroom." I am now.

Diana, it's me. I was fired. Yes.

I can not. I can't do it!

GROANS

- Ladies and gentlemen, our plane landed in the hero city of Moscow,

Domodedovo Airport. "What are you doing?"

-Please remain seated until the scoreboard is turned off

"Fasten your seat belts." "Give me some water."

"Mom, I'm sorry, it's over. "And leave it to my mother?" Just like my father.

Okay, let's get your stuff out. "Everyone's still sitting.

"It's all right, they'll move over. "Where do I stand?" It's still burning

"Fasten your seat belts." Let's wait. "Do you want us to be the last

got out? My mother has blood pressure, and you at least have henna.

"All right.

Excuse me, may I? "You can't.

"Moth, you'll never get married.

- why?

"A coward because. You have to protect your wife, but you can't even protect your mother.

Let me pass. "I won't give it to you. I feel sorry for people.

"Like what?" -Women,

which your son will kill. "What are you saying?"

"I don't know. Such mothers have excellent chances to raise a maniac.

"How's that?" "Please take your chair."

Our plane is in motion. "You think she's smacking you?"

She's smacking your father's nose. You're a copy of him. And he left her. Quit?

"I quit. "Well, he's taking revenge on him.

"What are you saying?" They shouted. What right

do you have the right to say so? "You'd better think about women,

which your son will kill, because in each of them he will see you.

IN CHORUS: Can you help me get my things out?

- thanks. "Yeah."

- thanks.

"Mom, let's go. Mom!

"You promised!"

"I'm sorry.

"Now."

So that's it. I'll check with my friends, and we'll find a good doctor.

- no. "No what?" None of you at once

it will not be registered. "No, please. I don't want.

"Now." Just be patient.

"I'm sorry. -Everything will be fine.

"So, what about the basement rental?"

That man is missing, isn't he?

I apologize.

Who do we have here, huh?

great!

You look absolutely disgusting. "I see you've grown fat."

"Never mind, I'll break the spell on you, too. I'm so glad to see you!

"I love you, too, darling. Well, I'll manage. I'll get used to it now,

I'll find an office and go ahead. "I'll find an office."

What as a non-native? Natasha, please make a website with a photo.

Artyom Streletsky. A psychologist? Or whatever is correct? And buy a rating

ads, so that in all search engines in the first lines was in the first place.

Break for five minutes. I'll be right there." Come on, I'll show you your mansions."

Here, you'll be across from me. I'll keep an eye on you.

So I won't let it hurt you.

Well, come on in. Not a palace, of course, but for the first time, I think, gorgeous.

"More than that, Dan.

"We should get you a table." I'll find you a computer.

"Why do I need a computer?" A couple of chairs are enough for me.

- A computer is an irreplaceable thing. "I really appreciate it.

"I'm so glad to see you, you criminal mug!"

"Likewise, my friend. "Okay, go ahead. I'll be back in an hour,

let's go get some lunch." I left my keys in the door.

THE PHONE RINGS

"Yes, Seryozha. "What's up?"

"I'm with Vanya. "Diana, we'll be here in half an hour

get out now. "I understand, Seryozha,

but Vanya needs help. -My wife and I were invited,

do you understand? This is a serious event. You need to be sure

by the time.

"I'm sorry. "Diana, how much is that

will it still continue?

"Well, tell me what it's like."

"As expected. Nothing good. How's Dasha?

"I haven't seen much of her. Well, I went to see her before she changed her address.

Subject, how's it going?.. We talked like strangers. And she doesn't want to hear about you at all.

"I see. - Temych, as I tell you to my brother,

Relax. Really, cross it out, and that's it. And this trash with a criminal record, and Dasha.

Really good. What was, was. "There was nothing. It's not my fault.

I know who killed him. I can prove it.

"Really?" You said the same thing before the trial.

Look at Cinderella.

Come over here.

A?Pretty? Tanya. Pretty, huh?

We met her a week ago.

At the yacht club. She has a friend who works as an instructor there.

I somehow messed up this seriously. I want to get married. Well then,

so that it's decent. For love, not for loot.

"I see. A girl from Kharkiv, came to enroll. He'll ask for money soon.

To get started, go to a new phone number.

"Do you believe anyone?" - For myself.

- Class! Well done.

THE DOOR OPENED

Hello, my good one.- hello.

"Give me your raincoat."

"Hello," I said. "Hello," I said.

"I'm Tanya. - Artem.

"Have a seat."

"Well, I'll go. I won't bother you. - Topics...

"I still have to stop by my father's house. - Well, Those...

Okay, you're just like always. It's good to see you.

Tanyusha, are you from Kharkiv by any chance?

DOORBELL RINGS

"Hello," I said. At home? - Alexander Andreevich has a patient.

"I'm his son. "Wait a minute...

"You know, I tried to talk to her frankly. She agrees,

that it's wrong, but can't do anything about it.

And the day before yesterday I caught her with two colleagues.

"I'm sorry. A very fascinating story. I won't be long.

Give me Dasha's address, please. "First of all, hello.

- hi. -And secondly, of course, I am very happy

I want to see you, but I'd really appreciate it if you let me finish the session."

"You'll finish as soon as I get the address."

- Artem, I think we both understand that we need to have a serious conversation.

And this requires time. "Okay, let's talk.

Is something bothering you?" "Not me.

- Listen, what do you allow yourself? I'm not here for free, I have a recording.

"I'm sorry. An interrupted session will, of course, have to be restarted.

But we will fully compensate for the time spent.

"What's the matter with you?" Is your wife cheating? How long have you been walking?

"What do you care?" And in general... -Artem, come out.

"Give me the address and I'll leave."

The ring is almost new, but it is already very tight. Married for two or four years.

No more than that. And after the wedding, they immediately started eating.

"Well, I think we have an agreement.

"The infidelities started right away. Hence the breakdown and sharp weight gain. See a psychologist

before that, they didn't dare to go. "I actually tried to talk to her

talk... "Okay, don't talk to him.

"You came alone. So either she doesn't know about your visit,

or she didn't agree to go with you. In the first case, you need to get a divorce.

- Artyom! "Because it's a signal

about the loss of trust. The last stage...

- Artyom, come out, please! -In the second case, you also need to

get a divorce because she doesn't care about your relationship.

It was good to see you.

"I'm sorry. Let's continue.

"Now."

Bear with me, I've already numbed everything.

MOANS Be patient.

There is. Just a little bit left.Well done.

"Hello," I said. "Seryozha, I'm almost done.

"You're the only doctor here, aren't you?" Change your clothes and let's go."

They'll start in an hour! "I said: I'll finish right now -

and let's go.

"Yes, brother, you know how to ruin an evening.

"I'm sorry. "Never mind, we'll do it next time

we call the psych ward - and go ahead, to the place of direct destination.

- Vanya and I have already decided everything. And he'll show up voluntarily

to a specialist. Yes, Vanya?

GROANS

Does it hurt at all? Okay, I'll get you some more painkillers.

"Don't forget your diapers.

My mother told me when she was carrying you...

I really wanted my daughter. So you were born a woman.

"I'm not a woman."

"I'm not a woman!" "And if you're not a woman,

mend yourself. GROANS

"What are you doing?" Stand back!" "Hurry up."

"Now, be patient.

Now...

"Hello," I said. "Yes, I'm listening."

- Does Dasha Solovyova live here?

"Yes, she said something about her brother. But I understand you've been here a long time

we didn't communicate. And, to be honest, I imagined you were a little older.

"I'm technically older. For a year. Yes, Dasha and I haven't seen each other for a long time.

I wasn't sure she'd be happy to see me.

- Who can not be happy about a loved one?

I'll call her now. "Don't do that. Let it be a surprise.

"All right, then.

Everything is ready.

How long have you been apart?" 10 years old? "About that.

Dasha just thinks I made a mistake.

A big mistake. "Actually, we all do from time to time

we make mistakes. "Well, yes. But mine will be

difficult to fix.

"Well, after all, there are all sorts of rehabilitation centers.

"I'm not a drug addict, if that's what you mean. Thanks.

"I'm sorry. - Just Dasha never

I didn't like my job. "You don't quarrel with your brothers about that.

"Did I say I was her brother?" I'm sorry, I keep getting confused.

I'm her husband. Artem.

-So you are the same Artyom who was in prison?

"Yeah."

And you're probably the asshole who doesn't know how to make coffee

and periodically has problems with sexual desire.

"What do you think you're doing?" -A tip. Do you want a woman

I didn't run from you to your ex, try to diversify your bed life.

"Volodya! Volodya!

"Why did you tell him everything?" What for?- hello.

"Have you processed it yet?" "What do you mean?"

- Meet Volodya, this is my ex.Artem. A professional provocateur.

In their language, this is called "provocative psychology."

What did he tell you?" Anything about our sex life?

What a platitude! Streletsky, you have nothing more interesting to think of

couldn't? Meet Artyom, this is my favorite man. His name is Volodya.

He's beautiful, he's intelligent, he's kind, no matter what

provocations. I love him very much. I'm not going to change it for anyone.

So you can just go home. "I can't. Your kind, beautiful,

the intelligent groom seems to have broken my nose.

"Let me see."

Do you know why it didn't work out?

You don't know how to stop. You're bullying people,

you get pleasure out of it. You think you're smarter than everyone else.

I've been reading you for a long time.

"You can read it, but it doesn't matter.

The main thing is that it works.

Ah! It hurts! "You don't have any fractures.

Can you do me a favor?" Please don't show up again.

It seems to me that we have long understood everything about each other.

- why?

Simple question.

- Ice. "It won't help.

Because we are different people. And, after all, I have a fiance.

"Oh, for God's sake, I don't mind. But we can communicate, right?

- Tema, you are a wonderful person, and maybe you are even a good specialist.

But I don't have to love you for that, do I?

"Don't love me.

But you care about me. - Was... once.

Right now, I don't care.

"That's all right.

"Really?"- of course.

In that case, would you mind coming to a small party?"

on the occasion of my lucky parole?

You can do it together with Vova. It will be full of people. An extra reason to prove it to everyone

once and for all, that you don't care. Most importantly, to yourself.

LYRICAL SONG IN ENGLISH

THE PHONE RINGS

Yes. - Great, Tem.

Do you remember my Tanya? Well, she's not fucking from Kharkiv.

She is studying at RSUH, and is from Oryol herself. He doesn't ask for money.

So go ahead and change your profession, Nostradamus.

"Yeah." Come on, good luck! "Uh-huh, come on, bye!"

"Oh...

Hello there!

"Tanyush!- Yes?

"Well, come here. Come on, come on, come on!

"Denis, I have to go. "Well, let's roll around a little more.

"I can't.- why?

"Time to go." "Where to?"

"To the institute. I've already missed the first couple, so I can't go any further.

"Let's do it tonight, then. "Yeah."

"I'll dial it." - You won't be able to dial it.

- why? "My phone's dead,

and there is no money for a new one yet.

- Mm. And what, completely dead? "Yeah."

"Well, I'll stop by then?" "Yeah."

"Seven o'clock?" "Yeah."

"To the university?"

Class.

-Hello! -Hello! By what fates?

-And I found you on the Internet from a photo. I've been thinking,

I don't really want to be a maniac... I'm starting a new life.

"Ah. What does your mother think about your new life?

"I don't know." I left her a note saying I was leaving. I'll live on my own now.

"You won't have any new life. "Why not?"

"Say goodbye to the old one first. And not a note, but eye to eye.

"I see.

Let me help you.

So...

Everything is ready. Now you can turn it on. Goodbye!

A KNOCK ON THE DOOR-I've already told you everything!

"I'm sorry... A KNOCK ON THE DOOR

I apologize... "For what?"

"Well, that's just what they say. No way. I called you an hour ago,

I'm going to see a psychologist. "Eh, Ivan?

"Yeah."

"Did you bring the money?"

Tea, coffee? - Coffee.

"No coffee." There is a good Indian tea. Will you try it?"

"Well, yes.

"Point over there."

I haven't settled in yet. Sit on the cot over there.

But no, Vanya. Take a chair in that room.

Where did you go, moron?!

I'm not talking to you. This...

Listen, but no, sit on the cot.

"Maybe I'll go somewhere after all."

"Well, tell me what happened."

Ay-ay-ay!

What, himself, or something?

By what? - With a stapler.

"Do you often do that?" - In general, quite often.

The last four years. "Why do you think that is?"

"I don't know. I try to resist, but I can't.

"I see. Are you registered? -On what account?

"Well, someone's darning you. Did no one send you to a psychiatrist?

"My wife is a doctor. She helps me.

"Pretty?"- what?

- Well, how is she nicho's baba?

"Beautiful. Very.

"And you're with her?".. "What?" What are you talking about?..

Your questions are strange. "What a penalty!

"You know what? I don't like you. I changed my mind.

- The session is already paid for.

Vanya! Just wait! Why are you so sharp? Don't be afraid,

I'll help you. "How?"

- Well, how psychologists help. If you want to rest yourself, come back,

if you cry , he'll let you go. "I don't want to cry.

"There's no other way. The only option.

"Why is that?" "You're a weakling. Just cry

and you can. Vanya! Well, what about cho, isn't it? If you want coffee, I'll give you tea.

You agreed. "This is a common courtesy.

-I'm chasing you around the room - you don't say anything. I'm squeezing money out of you, and you

I swallowed it. Wan, you don't know what you want. And fight for yourself

you don't know how. No offense, you'll get into the zone - you'll even get roosters

they'll fuck you.

Wan, what are you doing? I want to help you. Absolutely pripret - to the psychiatrist you

I'll send it to you, and he'll write you some pills.

"I'll sue you!" My brother is a lawyer. You will go to the zone yourself!

Got it, asshole?" "It's not my first time!

If I have to, I'll move out.

Working moments.

IN ENGLISH:Attach the pass. "Okay.

- So...

Does it hurt?

Are you sure you're all right?" You're a different person today...

"Which one?" "Well, I don't know...

Determined, or something.

"I hit a man. "Are you serious?"

"For the first time in my life.

"And how?" Are you worried?

"I'm glad.

Good for me.

"All right. Get dressed.

- Seryoga and I decided to sell our grandmother's apartment.

"We weren't going to.

- Changed your mind.

Diana, I wanted to ask you something... If the repair is done, it can be more expensive

to sell. Why don't we go to the apartment today? You'll take a look,

you can tell me what to do best. You taste good."

"I'm sorry, but it's not going to work today. Seryozha and I

let's go to the restaurant. Let's do it another time, okay?

TEXT MESSAGES

Oh, we're not going any more. He's having another meeting.

Well, let's go? Go. Wait here, I'll change."

"Artyom Alexandrovich! Hello again!

"Ah, my shaggy friend. "Anyway, I told my mother everything.

Right in the face. - Well done, congratulations.

"So I don't really have a place to live right now, and I don't have anything to do with it -

right now, money is stressful. I was wondering if you might like to

do you need an assistant or a secretary, for example? I'm in computers, after all

I understand it well.

"I don't need anyone. Bye!

PASSIONATE MOANS

"Oh, E."..

Dian... Diana, it's not what you think it is! Diana, me...

Why the fuck did you bring her here, you moron?

"Diana!

Dian, wait! "Why are you following me?"

I hate you! I hate it!

crying

"Hey!

No, brother, that won't do. Only I have the right to spend the night here.

"I have nowhere to go." "Don't push me to feel sorry for you.

"I wasn't going to. It's just that you're..."

"You know what I mean... pushed. It's all because of you.

- Do you want an adult life?

"I really want to."

"This is adult life. No one owes you anything.

"I see. "That's it, get out of here

and not a corn in the eye.

"Diana, will you stop?" "I'll decide when I've had enough."

Hate.

"Diana.".. Dian, please don't cry.

Do you hear me? Everything will be fine, everything will work out.

Please don't cry. "I won't cry.

Let him cry. "It'll be all right.

Everything will work out.

Just don't cry.

Diana, don't cry...

Diane... Diana, wait. "What is it?"

- Wait... - Does it hurt?

I'll do it myself.

"Diana.".. Diana, please don't.

- what? "Don't, it's not right.

- why? "Because... Because I...

Because I love you...

"What's up, you little bastard?" Did you want a thrill?

You got there with her, you moron!

Diane... Dianochka... My girl!

I'm sorry - " Don't come near me.

"I'm sorry.

"Get your hands off me!" "It was a mistake, I'm sorry!

"You idiot! "It's the first time I've ever done this...

I swear it! "I hate you!" I hate it!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"I'm sorry...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

INTENSE MUSIC

THE PHONE RINGS

- yes.

What's so urgent? Shot yourself in the kneecap with a giant stapler?

What? "I feel bad."

I feel really bad! I want to cut myself!

"Let's go."

"You must understand, I can't help myself, I'll cut myself!"

"Cut it if you want."- what?

"What's the big deal?" You always do. Fixed response

on stress. When you encounter a problem, you stop yourself and shift your focus

on physical pain - and wonderfully overcome your stress.

There's a drugstore across the street, buy yourself a Band-Aid right away. If you cut it, you'll seal it up.

See me tomorrow. All. "I really want to cut myself!"

To death!

- Vanya, if you had balls, you would have stabbed yourself long ago.

Drop the bottle. Go home and get a stapler.

"Help me!" "Why?"

"Help me!" "So that's the decision, Van.

Three minutes and that's it, no more suffering.

"Help me!"

"Clamp the wound!" We'll tie it up now. Calm down, let's breathe! I went to a circle...

"Help me!" -...young rescuers, we were taught.

It's okay, I understand... "I really need to live.

"Quiet, quiet. Here...

How's it going?"- thanks.

"You're welcome."

"How's it going?" "I'm fine.

"How are you?"

"Okay, can you walk?"

I see. And the psychologist, of course, is you. We are suing you, get ready.

- Always ready. "Let's go." Get up.

"We're not suing anyone. "Listen, this ghoul ...

I almost drove him to death, and you're protecting him, you idiot. Let's go.

"So what?" "What's that?"

"But I understood. "What do you understand?"

What do you understand?! "I'm a coward.

"That's fine.

"Always was. I should have told Diana a long time ago that you were this woman.

you've been fucking me for years.

- what?

"Okay, bro, you're not yourself. Come on, let's go.

Come on, what's up? "She's the manager of a restaurant,

where you played the wedding. "That's crazy.

LYRIC SONG IN ENGLISH

"I should have said it, but I didn't. That's why I suffered. That's why I cut it

I punished myself. "Dian."..

"And I knew if I cut myself, you'd come." And you always came.

And for me, this is the main thing. Do you understand? - So, here we are.

"Diana.".. I love you.

And I want you to be with me.

"What is this?" "But only for real.

Not drunk. And not to get back at him.

He's not worth it. "You little bitch!

"All right, quiet! Now, be quiet...

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Diana has definitely left your brother, but what will happen to you, -

there are no guarantees. Do you understand? "I understand. It's all up to me now.

You have a strange method, but... works.

I never thought I'd be able to tell Diana everything.

You've changed something in me. I realized that I was tired of being afraid.

-If you want to change something , get really angry.

"I take it this is the second session tonight?"

- yes.

"Take it."

Okay, I'll go. "Well, good luck.

- thanks. "Good-bye."

"So that's it. You live in a waiting room. The salary is small - for food,

underwear, socks. "Yeah."

"Well, for more books, if you save up."

And don't start snoring. I'll kick you out right away. Is everything clear?"

"Got it, yes.

"And think about what you're going to sleep on."