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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,994 I hear you're havin' troubles. 2 00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:04,129 Well, no wonder. Look at ya. 3 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:06,665 You want to change things around in your life, 4 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,734 so you come to hear the story. 5 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,936 Well, in high school, popularity ain't a contest. 6 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:15,307 It's a war, and dizzy harrison is its greatest casualty. 7 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,943 See, his story is really my story, 8 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,112 because behind every so-called hero... 9 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:23,382 Is a little pissed-off dude that don't get no credit. 10 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:26,185 [ fist pounds on table ] 11 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:30,255 we have to go back a ways. 12 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,123 You know, even as a small child, 13 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:35,094 dizzy harrison had his own particular style. 14 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:39,665 ♪ - [ james brown ] watch me, watch me - [ Singing along ] 15 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:43,569 ♪ I got it watch me 16 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,604 ♪ I got it, yeah 17 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:49,475 ♪ I got somethin' that makes me want to shout 18 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:55,047 ♪ I got somethin' that tells me what it's all about, ha 19 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,615 ♪ I got soul 20 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,284 ♪ and I'm super bad 21 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:00,752 ♪ ha 22 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:03,722 ♪ I got soul, ha 23 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,825 ♪ and I'm super bad 24 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,127 ♪ - ha - Ha 25 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:12,064 ♪ I'm a lover, love to do my thing, ha ♪ 26 00:02:12,066 --> 00:02:16,235 as you can see, I didn't have a whole hell of a lot to work with. 27 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,370 ♪ no one else 28 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:22,374 ♪ sometimes I feel so nice 29 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,709 ♪ good god 30 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:27,579 ♪ I jump back I wanna kiss myself 31 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,715 ♪ I got soul 32 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:33,385 ♪ ha, and i'm super bad 33 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,322 ♪ hey, I said i'm super bad 34 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,359 ♪ bridge come on 35 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,628 ♪ up and down 36 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,831 ♪ and around and around 37 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,635 ♪ up and down 38 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,672 ♪ and all around 39 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:56,808 ♪ right on, people 40 00:02:56,810 --> 00:03:00,245 ♪ gimme, gimme 41 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,482 ♪ yeah 42 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:07,019 oof! ah hurt mah'self. 43 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:09,288 And it's not like things got a whole lot better from there. 44 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:14,960 As the years went by, he got taller, whiter, skinnier. 45 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,063 First day, senior year. 46 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:21,400 - and we're gonna be the top dogs. - Ruff! 47 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,000 Ruff! ruff! 48 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,169 - ruff! - Ruff! ruff! ruff! 49 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:26,138 [ laughing ] 50 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,642 I wish I'd drowned this summer. 51 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:31,510 We all do, kirk. 52 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,479 Let's face it. we're blips, and we're always gonna be blips. 53 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:37,416 - "blips"? - Man, we barely on the radar. 54 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,951 Not this year. we're seniors. 55 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:41,453 Sorry, kids, I gotta go with dizzy on this one. 56 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,590 It's never too late to make a change. 57 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,593 - [ groans ] - Full metal jacket. 58 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:50,495 [ laughs ] dad, put those away. 59 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:53,532 - [ laughs ] - You're such a dork. 60 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,801 I say we be home schooling? Who's with me? 61 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,803 - my dad could teach drinking. - A'right. 62 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:01,273 Nobody bails. Bands stick together. 63 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:08,647 Guys, relax. music has the power to transform. 64 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,451 - ow! - [ Laughing ] 65 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:16,421 - [ muffled ] there's some pain. - Good luck, son. 66 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,057 Yo, blip, little help? 67 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:21,994 - [ grunts ] - Oof! 68 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:25,864 - [ animal roars ] - I'll never get used to that. I mean... 69 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:29,468 - [ car alarm wailing ] - Can anyone help me? 70 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:32,704 Get out of the way. 71 00:04:33,806 --> 00:04:36,441 - okay. - Whoa, hang on. 72 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,943 You're not gonna talk to her. 73 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:41,413 I mean, that is tina "assgood," man. 74 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:41,913 So? 75 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,782 That's like a wood elf versus al'kabar. 76 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:44,716 You'll get power-leveled. 77 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:48,186 We're not playing everquest. We're here on planet earth. 78 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:50,722 You speak for yourself. 79 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:52,424 I'm goin' in. 80 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,293 ♪ watch me 81 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,795 take this. 82 00:04:57,363 --> 00:05:00,699 You can do this. You can do this. 83 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,701 - tina. - And you are? 84 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,870 - dizzy. - [ Alarm continues ] 85 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,605 are you gonna help me, or what? 86 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,473 Oh, yeah. 87 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:10,976 Uh, you gotta know your, uh... 88 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,577 [ clicking ] 89 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:13,979 [ alarm chirps, stops ] 90 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,781 it's really very technical. 91 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:18,483 A blip is talkin' to tina osgood. 92 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,385 Yo, look at my boy. 93 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,020 Didn't they tie you up last year... 94 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,388 And make you wear rubber breasts? 95 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,924 [ muffled grunting ] 96 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,926 you remember. That's really sweet. 97 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:31,396 I imagine god having an ass like that. 98 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,332 Did that sound gay? 99 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:34,066 I've been thinkin'. 100 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,368 We're seniors now and, um, maybe sometime, 101 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:40,172 if you wanted to drink coffee, you know, 102 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,074 near me, 103 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,509 I would pay. 104 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,311 Tru yeah? y... 105 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,213 You' type. my... 106 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,214 [ school bell rings ] 107 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:52,250 you know those moments when a man makes a decision 108 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,252 that'll change his entire life... 109 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:58,657 And he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? 110 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:01,193 This ain't one of those moments. 111 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,061 I was thinking about this whole "type" thing, 112 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,231 and to be honest, you're not my type either. 113 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,634 [ laughs ] did you really think that would work? 114 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,971 No, but I thought it was worth giving it a shot. 115 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,239 You know something? 116 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,774 [ ethereal chord ] 117 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:18,577 yo, freak! What are you doin'? 118 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,380 Talking, exchanging words, innocent conversation. 119 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:24,316 Innocent? Then what's this? 120 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:25,650 [ gasps ] 121 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,018 [ gasping ] 122 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,821 oh, my god! That's disgusting! 123 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,290 Hey, loser, nice pup tent. 124 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,092 We need to cover you up. 125 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,293 [ fabric ripping ] 126 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,629 - [ rock ] - Ow! 127 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,197 Oh! 128 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,032 What is this? 129 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:44,069 Mrs. whitman, it's my, um... 130 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,138 Well, it's mine now. 131 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,739 Ouch! 132 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,507 Is this a weapon? 133 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,709 You can't bring loaded weapons to school. 134 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:53,645 Lady, you're... you're tearing the skin! 135 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:56,948 Mrs. whitman! [ screams ] 136 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,583 ow! my... 137 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:02,020 I'm showing this to principal zaylor. 138 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,756 - cut it out! - [ Cracks ] 139 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,094 [ no audible scream ] 140 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:12,330 ♪ girl, you really got me got me so I don't know what I'm doin' 141 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:15,066 ♪ you really got me you really got me 142 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:18,036 ♪ you really got me you really got me 143 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:22,541 ♪ you really got me you really got me ♪ 144 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:30,215 I know what you're thinkin'. It's not medically possible. 145 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:33,785 Let me ask you this... are you a doctor? 146 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:34,519 [ screeches ] 147 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:39,825 I have good news. your son's condition is treatable. 148 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,560 Condition? What condition? 149 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,062 That I can pee around a corner? 150 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:44,930 Dizzy, watch your mouth. 151 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:48,300 He can't help it. you see, what's wrong with dizzy, 152 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,168 in medical terms, 153 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,838 it's called tourette's syndrome. 154 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:56,174 [ laughs ] tourette syndrome? 155 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,211 Are you out of your f... [ muffled ] 156 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:00,245 language, son. 157 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,413 No, no, no. 158 00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:03,748 You're not gonna cure him with force, papa bear. 159 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:07,886 It's gonna take a lot o' hugs and a lot o' drugs. 160 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:12,457 Now, only take one o' these a day. nice pack. 161 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:20,165 ♪ your life is going nowhere fast ♪ 162 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,168 there he is. Diz? 163 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,670 [ slurred ] they gave me these pills for my tourette's, 164 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,006 but they're not... working. 165 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,109 Come on. It's not that bad. 166 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:36,481 Not that bad? At least as blips... 167 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:37,916 we were invisible. 168 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,753 If you break your dick in front of the whole school, 169 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:42,787 people remember that. 170 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,789 He's right. His life is ruined. 171 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,458 I mean, I'm an idiot. 172 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:50,228 I'll never be able to go back to school again. 173 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,963 I need more of these pills. 174 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,965 ♪ [ choir ] oh, happy day 175 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:57,369 - ♪ oh, happy day - Oh, happy day ♪ 176 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,703 yo, diz, man, how can you be depressed... 177 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:03,842 With all this beautiful church music like that playing, huh? 178 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:05,610 Diz? 179 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:07,312 Diz? 180 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:10,849 ♪ - oh, what a happy day - Oh, happy day 181 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:14,853 ♪ - oh, what a happy day - Oh, happy day ♪ 182 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:19,791 - oh, what a happy day - Oh, happy day 183 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:25,363 yes, yes, yes! 184 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,399 Thank you, brothers and sisters... 185 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:31,436 Of the sunshine gospel choir. 186 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,171 Very stirring. 187 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:34,773 Very hip. 188 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,041 Amen! 189 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:36,875 Yes, yes, yes. 190 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:40,412 Now, do the rest of you young people know... 191 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,080 What else is hip? 192 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,748 Sexual abstinence. 193 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,184 Can I get an "amen" on that? 194 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,519 Amen! 195 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:49,521 Oh, glory, hallelujah! 196 00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:51,022 Glory, hallelujah! 197 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,224 I said, glory, hallelujah! 198 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,659 Glory, hallelujah! 199 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:57,529 - glory, hallelujah! - Oof! 200 00:09:57,531 --> 00:10:00,065 [ slurred ] ladies and gentlemen, 201 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:02,634 brothers and sisters, 202 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:06,137 I'd like to talk to you all about sex. 203 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,407 The devil's middle name. sex! 204 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:09,874 Amen! 205 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:14,679 Do you know what the best form of sexual abstinence is? 206 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,082 - bein' me. - [ Murmuring ] 207 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,650 can I get an "amen"? 208 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:19,884 Amen! 209 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,686 You want to talk about some pain? 210 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,922 Let me hear ya! You want to talk about pain? 211 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,491 That boy's got the spirit. 212 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,192 He's an idiot. 213 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:30,528 If every member of the opposite sex ever told you... 214 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,063 You were not her type! 215 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,264 Amen! 216 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,000 Let me hear ya shout "amen"... 217 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:38,803 If you've ever had duct tape-uh ripped off-uh... 218 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,271 Your naked buttocks-uh! 219 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,640 Amen! 220 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,241 Let me hear ya shout "amen"... 221 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,911 If you've ever had your manhood right-angled... 222 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:51,349 In front of the entire-uh congregation! 223 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:54,352 Now, let me hear ya shout "amen" up high... 224 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,987 let's go, white boy. 225 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:56,855 Amen! 226 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,623 Let me hear ya shout "amen." 227 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,557 this boy was in pain. 228 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,994 He was in trouble. He needed guidance. 229 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,529 He was about to get a lesson in bad 230 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,464 from the best in the business. 231 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,633 [ flashbulbs popping ] 232 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,735 [ door slams ] 233 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,505 what happened to paco? 234 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,407 I got no answer to that question. 235 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:18,376 Back up. The new man is mine. 236 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:18,910 [ whip snaps ] 237 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,746 not the crazy eyes, luther. I was just messin'. 238 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,782 You been lookin' at my janet? 239 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,084 No. no way. 240 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,890 Eighteen years and forty-one days... 241 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,292 it's me and you, baby. 242 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,261 [ whip snaps ] 243 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,629 um, 244 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,998 okay, I'm scared. 245 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,736 - guard? - Oh, that's so... 246 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,604 Relax, white boy. 247 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,505 Okay. 248 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,740 What'd ya do to get in here? 249 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:52,343 Um, well, I-I-I'm not really sure. 250 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,146 S-see, I've been heavily medicated lately, 251 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,916 - and the last thing I remember... - [ Sniffing ] 252 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:01,453 is my dad dropping me off in school. 253 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,322 - you in high school? - Yes. 254 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:09,694 I still get chills thinkin' about it. 255 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,430 Fish sticks! 256 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:13,131 [ spits ] 257 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,766 well, I've officially become... 258 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,701 The biggest loser at my school, 259 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:20,205 so I don't think I'll be going back there. 260 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,173 So it's okay. 261 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,775 I know what you mean. 262 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,443 [ whispering ] I see that. 263 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,779 I was a bi-itch at the last prison. 264 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,715 I remember they strapped me to a chair... 265 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:34,285 With duct tape... in a dress! 266 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,387 With... makeup? 267 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,524 - fake... - [ Together ] rubber breasts. 268 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:44,429 My brother, 269 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,365 come on over here and sit down. 270 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:52,103 You know, high school is a lot like prison: 271 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,472 Bad food, high fences. 272 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,875 The sex you want, you ain't gettin', 273 00:12:56,877 --> 00:13:00,578 the sex you gettin', you don't want. 274 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,715 I seen terrible things. 275 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:09,354 Yesterday, an 80-year-old librarian broke my penis. 276 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,657 You win. 277 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,692 So how did you change things? 278 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,462 Got myself thrown out the last prison, 279 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,298 then I started fresh here. 280 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,366 That worked? 281 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,202 - watch this. - [ Whip snaps ] 282 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,170 [ gasping ] 283 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,705 - [ whip snaps ] - [ Gasps ] 284 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:32,911 wow. that's what I gotta do... 285 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,013 Switch prisons and start over. 286 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,482 You gotta tell me what you did to get kicked out. 287 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,483 I'll do anything. 288 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,319 Well, the first thing I did... 289 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,988 Was broke all the rules. 290 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,024 I can break all the rules. 291 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,959 Then I started actin' crazy. 292 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,996 Yeah, I can act all... [ imitating luther ] crazy. 293 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,531 Then I grabbed a broken mop handle 294 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,968 and snapped it across the warden's butt. 295 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,105 [ school bell ringing ] 296 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,408 hey, listen, you guys, i've been thinking. 297 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,242 I don't have to do this alone. 298 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,311 Why don't we get expelled together? 299 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,813 Nah, that's okay. You can go. 300 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:09,647 - what about you, glen? - No. 301 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:13,151 I talk a big game, but I'm not as tough as I look. 302 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,353 Okay, here we go. 303 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:20,091 Exactly what are you thinking, mr. harrison? 304 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,660 You know, you're right. 305 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,296 What am I thinking? 306 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:30,268 Hey, everybody, the answer to number 23 is "guam." 307 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,469 thanks, broke wood. 308 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,438 And, mr. luberoff, 309 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,007 there's more where this came from at finals time. 310 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,642 [ sputtering ] 311 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,577 ♪ watch me 312 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,345 [ screeches ] 313 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,715 my lord, dizzy... cheatin', bribery. 314 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,316 Those are grounds for expulsion... 315 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:49,120 or an obvious cry for help. 316 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,022 Would be badly upset. 317 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,325 Others, like the praying mantis, often eat their mates... 318 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,728 [ flips switch ] 319 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,197 what's broke wood doing? 320 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,601 ♪ walkin' through the corridors 321 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,803 ♪ third-year sophomore feelin' like an amateur 322 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,604 ♪ a spy in canada 323 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,740 ♪ talkin' to the counselor who's bored with his own jokes 324 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,308 ♪ - checkin' on my story - [ Students ] huh? 325 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,309 ♪ I must be immature 326 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,778 ♪ my brain's on a detour never gonna live 327 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,579 ♪ to be a senior 328 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,581 ♪ but I don't care 'cause I know it's unfair 329 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,816 ♪ I got plans to be the dropout millionaire 330 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,652 ♪ oh, no, don't get me wrong 331 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,487 ♪ me and school just don't get along ♪ 332 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,089 yo, that's principal zaylor. 333 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,358 [ gasping, laughing ] 334 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,094 [ groaning, straining ] 335 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:36,067 you're a fighter. Try this! 336 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,202 Chicken! chicken! 337 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:41,472 Say "mercy." [ groans ] 338 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,878 oh, you're almost at the head of the class. 339 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,981 - [ flatulence, splashing ] - [ Groans ] 340 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,383 [ splashing ] 341 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,286 and... cut. 342 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,422 [ laughing ] 343 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,158 [ screeches ] 344 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,594 this is the part of my job I hate. 345 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,362 Expelling people? 346 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,832 No, silly goose, we're gonna double your medication, 347 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:12,103 increase your therapy and you may stay another year. 348 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:15,640 Hey, loser, how's it hangin'? 349 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:17,976 You're kidding. 350 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,844 That toilet-cam was your best work ever. 351 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:23,581 Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here for the rest of my life... 352 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,555 Or am I? 353 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,027 Hey! hey! 354 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:38,496 What are you doing? 355 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,299 [ cracks ] 356 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,867 huh? halt! 357 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:47,438 Did you just break that mop, harrison? give me that. 358 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,840 Yes. 359 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:53,311 You destroyed school property. You're expelled. 360 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,646 Yes! 361 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,082 I did it. I busted out. 362 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,718 A'right, kid. I knew you had it in you. 363 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,620 You ready to be luther-sized? 364 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,354 Preach, my brother. 365 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,824 Man, I'm gonna take you from bitch to bull. 366 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,426 [ laughs ] 367 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,263 [ horse snorting ] 368 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,535 you wanna get a reputation at your new school, 369 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,571 you have to crack open heads in the yard day one. 370 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,808 Find the biggest, baddest cat and whup his ass. 371 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,144 Make sure everybody sees him go down. 372 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:30,615 "everybody sees him go down." got it. 373 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,682 [ grunts ] 374 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:35,586 you know, some people are born with that knowledge. 375 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,121 [ grunting ] 376 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,423 like barclay. 377 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:38,956 Who's barclay? 378 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,225 He's the bully at my last school. 379 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,326 [ grunts ] 380 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,995 he might be born with it, 381 00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,064 but with my insight, street smarts... 382 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,200 And knowledge of every action movie ever made, 383 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,201 we gonna perfect it. 384 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,171 - [ horse neighs ] - Uh-oh. 385 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,542 [ gunshot ] 386 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,976 ah, don't worry about that. 387 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,546 Happens every day. Same cat. 388 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,615 Never gets away. Come on. 389 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,217 The first thing you wanna do... 390 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:10,655 Is gouge the dude's eyes out so he can't see to fight. 391 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,690 Hey, this kid's in high school. 392 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,927 Oh, then you're gonna wanna fight dirty. 393 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,096 All right, set your feet, 394 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:21,999 spread your palms... tiger claw! 395 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:22,567 [ gong sounds ] 396 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,203 are you sure it's not "tiger paw"? 397 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,672 - [ groans ] - [ Hits ground ] 398 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,308 - tiger claw! - [ Gong sounds ] 399 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,310 now you're ready. 400 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,044 [ growling ] 401 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:35,847 just watch my hands. Watch my hands. 402 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,082 - [ bell rings ] - [ Groaning ] 403 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,219 - [ laughs ] - [ Laughing ] 404 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,590 grab some rope. We gotta build some muscle. 405 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,526 Oh, you act like you can't get up there. 406 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,429 Well, motivation's on the way. heh, heh. 407 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,932 Yes, indeed-y. Feed the needy. there you go. 408 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,100 Luther, what are you doing? 409 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,635 Yes, indeed. Oh, get up there. 410 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,104 What's that burning? That's me! 411 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,973 [ screams ] 412 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:06,511 uh, just roll around. You'll be all right. 413 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:10,648 If you can't act tough, you gotta look tough. 414 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:16,721 - ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... - [ Sizzling ] 415 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,890 butch up, girly-pants. 416 00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:20,591 Got a sec? 417 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,760 Phone call for you, warden. 418 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,596 Wife again? 419 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,899 [ horse neighs ] 420 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,435 [ gunshot ] 421 00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,404 [ laughing ] 422 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,908 I'll never get tired of that. [ laughs ] 423 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,645 if you talk the talk, you walk the walk... 424 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,412 Hey, luther. 425 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,548 Otherwise, you be lined in chalk. 426 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,784 Let me introduce you to somebody. 427 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,287 [ metal door clangs ] 428 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,355 - the funk master. - [ Hissing ] 429 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,858 [ trumpet fanfare ] 430 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,327 somebody... give me a beat! 431 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,529 ♪ stand on the stage lookin' good in the light 432 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,830 ♪ a young black rapper I do all right 433 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,600 ♪ and you can feel the kids a-kickin' his songs 434 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,935 ♪ and when I'm on the mike 435 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:04,702 them crazy eyes... 436 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,971 It's like somebody hit you in the back of the head... 437 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,775 And your eyes almost jump out your skull. 438 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:11,275 Try it! 439 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:15,313 This is your "brother, where my money" walk. 440 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,014 Where it at? Where it at? 441 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:21,219 'bout to bust a cap. 'bout to bust a cap. 442 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,222 Flare your nostrils out. You gotta open 'em up... 443 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:28,593 So everybody can see the rocks, the bullets in there. 444 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:38,236 Loosen the ass. 445 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,238 That's too loose. 446 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,974 They gonna try and play you like a bitch, 447 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:45,142 so you gotta hit 'em with a "bitch" first, 448 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:48,679 like "who's the bitch now"? 449 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,781 Watch this. 450 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,352 [ whip snaps ] 451 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,122 try it! try it! 452 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,291 [ squeaky scratching ] 453 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:07,164 [ together ] who's the bitch now? 454 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,234 I'm thinking, half brad pitt, fight club, 455 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,503 half anne heche, if these walls could talk. 456 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,539 This is for your student I.d. 457 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,109 Your new driver's license. 458 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,811 And this one's for the player's club. 459 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,180 Este! quieto, papi. 460 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,249 [ laughing ] 461 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,653 ha... that ain't right. 462 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:32,523 Billycock it! you know? Cock it. fire! 463 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,425 Cock it. Shoot the gun. 464 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,028 Shoot the gun! Cock it... 465 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,696 [ hits floor ] 466 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,465 tiger claw! 467 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,100 [ gong sounds ] 468 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,702 [ laughs ] 469 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,204 - [ yells ] - [ Bell rings ] 470 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:51,375 ♪ pick up on this wit' yo bad self 471 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:55,680 ♪ get up on this watch me ♪ 472 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,615 [luther] now you're ready for your new prison. 473 00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,084 ♪ just want to cling on swing on and so forth 474 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,386 ♪ go on, fall off the ho's roll on 475 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:06,490 ♪ till the next rock superstar with no shame ♪ 476 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:09,327 hey, mascot, you dropped your bagpipes! 477 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,661 [ honks ] 478 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,164 oh, thank you. [ groans ] 479 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,565 suck on that, pal! 480 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,499 [ panting ] 481 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,868 hey, tuba midget. 482 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:21,806 Have a nice day. 483 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,175 This place is a zoo. 484 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,210 He did say 12:30. 485 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,211 Yeah. 486 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:28,212 So where is he? 487 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,181 [ vehicle approaching ] 488 00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:49,467 [ murmuring ] 489 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:57,742 [ beeping ] 490 00:22:58,076 --> 00:22:59,710 [ hydraulics hissing ] 491 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,545 [ whirring ] 492 00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:08,586 [ chains rattling ] 493 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,722 ooh. 494 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,425 - what the hell is that? - [ Heavy breathing ] 495 00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:18,596 [ heavy breathing continues ] 496 00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,467 [ chains rattling ] 497 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:26,570 [ heavy breathing continues ] 498 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,610 [ whispering ] good luck, kid. 499 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,578 Flip him! 500 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,380 [ chains rattling ] 501 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:38,549 back in the truck! 502 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,825 [ both ] whoa. 503 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:50,561 Is that... diz? 504 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:56,567 - oh, my god. - [ Laughing ] 505 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:04,008 he's got kind of a... 506 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:08,212 Brad pitt thing going there. 507 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,786 From bitch to bull, baby. 508 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,396 I saw a little anne heche there too. 509 00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:26,730 Does that sound gay? 510 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:29,834 "find the biggest, baddest mother in the yard... 511 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:32,336 And knock his ass out." 512 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:36,707 lift the knees, maggot. 513 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:39,443 Maybe we'll win one sorry-ass game this year. 514 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:42,046 - I think I'm gonna puke, coach. - Use it! 515 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:44,915 Keep lookin' at the horse's ass and run. 516 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:48,018 ♪ on those saturdays when kids go out and play 517 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,788 ♪ yo, I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze 518 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,190 ♪ wasn't faded, not jaded just a kid 519 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:57,261 ♪ with a pad and a pen and a big imagination ♪ 520 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,863 biggest and baddest, baby... 521 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:02,166 A-t-t-a-c-k the leader of the pack. 522 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,801 Punch. a-t-t-a-c-k... 523 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,269 Carmen, more cheer, less bull dance, okay? 524 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:08,906 We don't want guys stuffing bills down your panties. 525 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:09,473 What panties? 526 00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:13,410 ♪ click, click, boom, I'm comin' down on the stereo 527 00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:14,512 ♪ hear me on the radio 528 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:18,449 ♪ click, click, boom i'm comin' down ♪ 529 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,385 [ whimpers ] 530 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:23,020 don't I have a dreamy boyfriend? 531 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:27,024 And make sure everybody sees him go down. 532 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,294 Careful. 533 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:33,364 Hey, you mind if I sit down? 534 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,099 Wrong level, bitch. 535 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,967 Bitch? say what? 536 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,141 I think we got a real serious problem here. 537 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:48,345 Yeah? well, if it's you, there's no pro... 538 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:50,814 [ screams ] 539 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,717 [ grunting ] 540 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:54,919 whoa! 541 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,453 [ laughing ] 542 00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:02,226 [ school bell ringing ] 543 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:06,830 ♪ I'm comin' down on the stereo hear me on the radio ♪ 544 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,133 - hi. - Okay. 545 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,971 ♪ click, click, boom 546 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:17,274 dude, what's with you? 547 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,610 Who's the bi-itch now? 548 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:22,746 - [ bell rings ] - [ Grunting ] 549 00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:30,421 you guys might want to come scoop up your friend. 550 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:34,858 Shit. 551 00:26:37,195 --> 00:26:39,096 [ panting ] 552 00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:46,170 [ grunting ] 553 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,786 [ grunting ] 554 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:05,122 god... 555 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:09,893 [ panting ] 556 00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:10,995 what are you doin', freak? 557 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:15,666 Knocking you into the hall and me into the history books. 558 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:16,967 [ whispers ] okay... 559 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,803 [ shouts ] who's the bi-itch now? 560 00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:30,180 You've gotta be kidding me! 561 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,750 [ body skidding on wall ] 562 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:35,386 oh, god. 563 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,287 [ panting ] 564 00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:44,728 - [ glass breaks ] - [ Glass hitting floor ] 565 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,439 don't push away. 566 00:27:59,544 --> 00:28:01,512 [ hits floor ] 567 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,588 help. 568 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:18,295 [ alarm ringing ] 569 00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:24,101 who's... the... 570 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:26,303 bitch... now? 571 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:28,772 - [ grunts ] - [ Gasping ] 572 00:28:28,774 --> 00:28:31,141 - [ alarm continues ] - [ Murmuring ] 573 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,343 coming through. Look out. look out. 574 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:38,082 Look out. coming through. Take your hat off in school. 575 00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:40,350 - [ alarm continues ] - [ Key chain zips ] 576 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,820 - [ alarm stops ] - [ Key chain zips ] 577 00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:48,025 can we all have a round of applause for conner maguire? 578 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,928 Everyone? Come on. yeah. 579 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,464 Everyone? You? yeah. 580 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:55,966 Come on. Don't be shy. 581 00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:59,870 Stop it! All of you! 582 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:04,675 Hello, son. 583 00:29:04,677 --> 00:29:08,812 Now, I told you last time, you start something, you're what? 584 00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:09,880 You're gone! 585 00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:14,618 Well, my friend, looks like it's last call, huh? 586 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,753 Last call? 587 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,654 He didn't start it. 588 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,389 I did. 589 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:23,861 Who the hell are you? 590 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:25,195 I'm the new guy. 591 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,230 [ whip snaps ] 592 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:28,132 [ gasping ] 593 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,769 [ whip snaps ] 594 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:37,040 hey, man, how's the nose? 595 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:38,809 Shut up. 596 00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:45,015 Look at "dat" freak sitting on "tob" of the tower. 597 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,583 Move! 598 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:48,018 I think we should unroll the welcome mat. 599 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,220 Yeah? I think I should go kick his ass. 600 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:53,757 Great. I've dreamed of dating the expelled guy. 601 00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:56,160 Expelled guys rock. 602 00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:58,061 Later. 603 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:01,331 Later. 604 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,600 You're not going over there. 605 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:07,838 Well, I wasn't. Now I am. later. 606 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:14,311 Hey, man, she just dissed you. 607 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,246 Dude, shut up. 608 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:27,057 Hey, new guy. Got a name? 609 00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:31,061 Harris. gil harris. 610 00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:34,832 I'm courtney. that's carmen. that's danielle. 611 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:38,602 So how do you like our little slice of paradise? 612 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,304 Well, I gotta tell ya, 613 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:43,974 it's nice to be somewhere without... bars. 614 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,209 You were in jail? 615 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:47,945 Did they give you a full body cavity search? 616 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:51,949 Forgive my friends. they get really shy around strangers. 617 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:55,185 My fault. I talk too much. 618 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,620 - that's hot. - Well, 619 00:30:56,622 --> 00:31:01,491 there's a party tonight at my house... if you can come. 620 00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:07,130 - [ paper crumples ] - I don't make plans. 621 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:11,401 Not my style. 622 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:16,974 [ phil collins ] and I can feel it coming 623 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:20,410 ♪ in the air tonight 624 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:23,313 ♪ oh, lord 625 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:27,251 ♪ but I've been waiting for this moment 626 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:30,721 ♪ for all my life 627 00:31:30,723 --> 00:31:32,222 ♪ oh, lord 628 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,325 ♪ [ band ] I, I, I'm just a love machine 629 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:39,596 ♪ and I won't work for nobody but you, ooh, yeah 630 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:43,400 ♪ - I'm just a love machine - Yeah, baby ♪ 631 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,136 a huggin', kissing thing 632 00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:49,439 - [ guitar chord ] - Whoo! 633 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,440 We love you, rocky creek! 634 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:53,577 We'll be here all week! We love texas, 635 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,380 and we love you too! 636 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,181 So I'm guessing that it went well. 637 00:31:58,183 --> 00:32:00,817 For the first 18 years, things were one way, 638 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:03,687 and in ten minutes it completely changed. 639 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,389 They bought it. 640 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:06,189 Things have changed. 641 00:32:06,191 --> 00:32:09,493 You know you just made it to the 50th level of kunark. 642 00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:11,862 Better. I got invited to a party. 643 00:32:11,864 --> 00:32:13,664 Me. dizzy gillespie harrison. 644 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,933 Excuse me while I do the boogaloo. 645 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:16,767 ♪ watch me, ha 646 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,503 whoa, slow down, funky white boy. 647 00:32:19,505 --> 00:32:22,606 Did they invite you or gil harris? 648 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,708 Whatever. The point is, today... 649 00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:28,278 Nobody stuffed me in my locker or singed off my ass hair. 650 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,146 - please... - No offense. 651 00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:33,984 Hey, are you saying these chicks party on a school night? 652 00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:36,353 Courtney does. 653 00:32:37,855 --> 00:32:44,127 That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen. 654 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,862 I know. Isn't it great? 655 00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:50,734 You have to do her, and while you're with her, think of me. 656 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,102 Okay, that sounded gay. 657 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,471 That's the thing. Courtney's expecting... 658 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:55,505 "gil" at the party tonight. 659 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:58,775 She's right. How would gil harris party? 660 00:32:58,777 --> 00:32:59,643 I think the question is, 661 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,579 how would gil get jiggy with this courtney chick... 662 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:05,415 And make her say "who's your daddy"... 663 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:05,983 [ laughs ] 664 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,085 while respecting her as a woman. 665 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:11,588 Diz, you ready for this? 666 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:15,225 Look, my dad loves this bike more than he loves me. 667 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,360 That's not true. 668 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:20,097 No, it is. he wrote it in my birthday card. 669 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:21,932 [ sighs ] 670 00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:26,203 so, please, be very careful. 671 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:30,674 This is a vintage, flat track racing bike. 672 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:33,276 - it's very powerful. - [ Pats cycle ] 673 00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:35,979 you have to know what you're doing. 674 00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:38,482 Stand back. 675 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,717 I'll start it for you. 676 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:43,286 [ engine starts, revs ] 677 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:45,756 [ screeching ] 678 00:33:55,767 --> 00:34:00,837 now, remember, I won't always be around to do that for you. 679 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:05,809 Now I don't see things the way I did before 680 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,711 can't stand feeling this way 681 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:11,515 courtney got tony hawk to come to her party? 682 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:15,952 It doesn't make any sense to feel so different day to day 683 00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:18,422 there's nothing cooler than that. 684 00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:21,425 When nothing's changed except for, oh 685 00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:24,061 - whoa! - [ Horn sounding ] 686 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:27,697 ♪ things have changed I don't feel the same ♪ 687 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,399 dude's crazy. 688 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,537 [ urinating ] 689 00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:37,207 hey, man! These are dockers. 690 00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:39,042 I made it. 691 00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,778 [ yells ] bush! 692 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:45,849 Hey! 693 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:48,518 Courtney, did you see that indy 360? 694 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,487 Tony, please. 695 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:55,759 Rani, did you see that indy 3? I could do it again. 696 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,161 [ wheels squeaking ] 697 00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:07,804 have any trouble finding the house? 698 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,372 Um... 699 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,309 Well, aren't you the strong, silent type. 700 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,977 [ laughs ] well, I... 701 00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:17,247 Wanna come upstairs with me? 702 00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:18,515 Um, I... 703 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,017 Wanna make out with me? 704 00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:23,019 Uh, heh. Uh, well, I... 705 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:27,090 Wanna take my clothes off with your teeth? 706 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:30,594 Okay, you talked me into it. 707 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:34,364 Aren't you coming? 708 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:35,632 Almost. 709 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,434 Courtney is such a slut. 710 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:40,337 Which didn't stop you dating her two months. 711 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:41,204 It was four. 712 00:35:41,206 --> 00:35:43,373 [ cat screeches ] 713 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:48,278 - [ hip-hop, indistinct ] - [ Chattering ] 714 00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:54,017 hey, new guy. 715 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,896 You wanna dance, new guy? 716 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:18,008 Heh, heh, heh. 717 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:22,245 Know why I like it out here? 718 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,213 The view? 719 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:27,117 Nope. it's because there's all these people around. 720 00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:28,084 Doesn't that turn you on, 721 00:36:28,086 --> 00:36:30,854 knowing we could be caught at any moment? 722 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:33,590 [ laughs ] yeah, well, that, um, 723 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:36,226 does make things interesting. 724 00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:37,260 Mmm. 725 00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:39,162 Wanna make out? 726 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:40,830 Okay. 727 00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,599 Oh, I forgot something. 728 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,367 [ rustling ] 729 00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:46,203 [ hitting glass, cat screeches ] 730 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,572 ready for dessert? 731 00:36:50,241 --> 00:36:51,641 Gil? 732 00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:55,779 Hello? 733 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,447 [ hip-hop ] 734 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,282 [ whimpering ] 735 00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:00,884 courtney, what's the matter? 736 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,986 I can't... believe it... 737 00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:04,788 What? what happened? 738 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:06,256 Gil... blew me off. 739 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,925 [ laughs ] it sucks to be you. 740 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,093 Carmen, put it away. 741 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,896 Honey, I knew that boy was trouble. 742 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:14,497 Shit. 743 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:17,100 Hey, hey, girls. I know what you're thinkin'. 744 00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:19,803 "he's too good-looking for me," right? right? 745 00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:22,606 Hola? habla ingles? hello... 746 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:25,008 - [ metal creaking ] - [ Yells ] 747 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:25,642 where'd you come from? 748 00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:27,344 I'm exercising. You got a problem? 749 00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:29,679 No. no, no. It's cool. it's cool. 750 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:32,315 Hey, what does that hit? Your, uh, lat's? 751 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:33,483 Delt's? tri's? bi's? 752 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,051 Back curls. Great for the calves. 753 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:38,188 Ab's, cool. so you really blow off courtney? 754 00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:39,422 You can tell us. 755 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,957 [ both ] you blow her off? 756 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,993 I didn't exactly blow her off. 757 00:37:42,995 --> 00:37:45,228 Oh, wait. stop, stop, stop. Stop right there. 758 00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,530 Any dude who disses courtney must date... 759 00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:50,800 The most outrageous women on earth. 760 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:52,702 Whoa, whoa! 761 00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:54,170 Hey, what can I say? 762 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:56,940 What can I say? You are the man. 763 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,075 You are the man! [ laughs ] 764 00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:01,144 did he say you're a fraud? 765 00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:03,213 I don't think you've been with anyone. 766 00:38:03,215 --> 00:38:04,914 [ murmuring ] 767 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:11,121 yeah, you're right. She's not just "anyone." 768 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,627 dude, this babe's got it all. 769 00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:18,595 Yes, she does. 770 00:38:18,597 --> 00:38:21,631 I bet she knows how to make a guy happy, huh? 771 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,701 Hey, I'd love to stay and chat, but, um, 772 00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:27,737 josefina's waiting for me. 773 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,939 You're not goin' anywhere. 774 00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:32,676 Don't make me do crazy eyes. 775 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,678 - [ whip snaps ] - [ Gasping ] 776 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:43,687 josefina. exotic. Me gusta josefina. 777 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:46,423 Guys, don't you see what's goin' on here? 778 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:50,493 Yeah, if we wanna get chicks, we gotta work on our ab's. 779 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,295 Let's go. come on. 780 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:55,465 Come on. up. ready? One, two... 781 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,033 [ groans ] 782 00:38:57,368 --> 00:39:01,137 I got it, I got it. Check me out, baby. bat wings! 783 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:03,273 Hey, chump change, get down. 784 00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:05,041 Backbones, baby! whoo! 785 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,509 [ engine clicking ] 786 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,378 watch. that bike won't even start. 787 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,213 He trashed it when he landed. 788 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:13,750 - [ clicking continues ] - Please start. please start. 789 00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:16,353 [ engine starts, tires screech ] 790 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,769 [ engine switches off ] 791 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:36,773 it's a full-time job tryin' to save his butt. 792 00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:44,247 I almost got laid! 793 00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:46,616 - whoo, hoo! - Did he say "brake"? 794 00:39:47,184 --> 00:39:49,352 [ screeching ] 795 00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:52,522 whoa! 796 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:57,260 I almost got laid! Hoo, hoo! 797 00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:58,928 [ laughing ] 798 00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:02,399 ♪ she's a bad mama jamma 799 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:06,536 ♪ just as fine as she can be 800 00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:11,274 ♪ hey, she's a bad mama jamma 801 00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:15,645 ♪ just as fine as she can be 802 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:17,781 ♪ hoo, hoo 803 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,084 hey, waiting up for me, dad? 804 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,485 Yes, we are. 805 00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:23,953 "we"? 806 00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:27,190 Hi. hey. 807 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:31,428 Uh, dad, what is miss pierce doing here? 808 00:40:31,495 --> 00:40:33,296 Kiki's here to help us. 809 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:35,832 Help us with what? 810 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:37,267 An intervention. 811 00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:41,004 We're surroundin' you with love. 812 00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:43,173 Now sit. 813 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:48,278 Okay, dramatic change in appearance, 814 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,679 lack of communication, 815 00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:52,582 altered patterns of behavior... 816 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:53,483 What are ya on? 817 00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:56,286 - [ squeaks ] - Is it crystal meth? 818 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,687 Is it the crank? 819 00:40:57,689 --> 00:41:00,457 Are ya ridin' the white pony, son? 820 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:02,759 [ mouthing words ] 821 00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:04,828 um, 822 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:07,931 no, I'm not on drugs, dad, I-I'm... I'm happy. 823 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:11,034 For the first time in I-I can't remember when, 824 00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,435 I'm actually happy. 825 00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:13,536 [ squeaks ] 826 00:41:13,538 --> 00:41:15,071 it occurs to me to tell you... 827 00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:18,942 That "de-nial" is not just a river in egypt! 828 00:41:19,009 --> 00:41:21,211 Look, son, it's all my fault. 829 00:41:21,213 --> 00:41:24,013 I've been so worried about alarms goin' off at work, 830 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:27,684 I missed the alarms goin' off right here at home. 831 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,519 But I'm gonna make it up to you. 832 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,321 Come monday, i'm quittin' my job... 833 00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:32,822 so we can be together 24-7. 834 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,959 But, dad, how will you pay the mortgage? 835 00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:37,760 I'll sell the house. 836 00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:40,296 Dad, do not... 837 00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:41,998 I repeat, do not do that. 838 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,102 Look, son, there's no possible way for you to understand this, 839 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:47,871 but when things get truly bad, 840 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:49,639 sometimes you have to make a drastic change... 841 00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:52,475 completely revamp everything in your life... 842 00:41:52,477 --> 00:41:53,810 [ mouthing words ] 843 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,645 just to get what you want. 844 00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:58,081 But I do understand that. I'm not sick. 845 00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:01,918 I'm revamped. I'm revamped. I'm revamped. 846 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,520 It's very sweet. 847 00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:06,589 Underneath the tourette's and the crank, 848 00:42:06,591 --> 00:42:09,292 he still wants to be like his daddy. 849 00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:15,131 I am so onto you. 850 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,599 [ muffled ] you are? 851 00:42:16,601 --> 00:42:18,835 You pretend to not want to be a part of this school, 852 00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:22,105 but you totally get off on being a bad-ass. 853 00:42:22,107 --> 00:42:24,741 [ coughs ] oh. you caught me. 854 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:28,678 Yeah, and that's why I want to use you. 855 00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:34,284 Okay, but, um, only for a couple of years. 856 00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:36,653 Come to the football game. 857 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,388 Our team sucks, nobody shows. 858 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:40,957 It's more socially acceptable to sit on a car and drink... 859 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,293 And puke than it is to watch a game. 860 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:45,895 It's hard work pretending not to care. 861 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:47,664 Yeah, but if you showed up 862 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:50,199 maybe some of these other fools would too. 863 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,135 I'm in. 864 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:54,370 [ speaks albanian ] 865 00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:56,005 you-yam-what? 866 00:42:56,007 --> 00:43:00,176 My grandmother's albanian. It means "I owe you one." 867 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,547 what was that about? 868 00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:06,783 Just asking the new guy a favor. 869 00:43:06,785 --> 00:43:09,152 And what could you possibly need from him? 870 00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:12,789 Oh, just things I'm not getting elsewhere. 871 00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:17,260 [ marching band, dissonant ] 872 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,434 [ cheerleaders ] go, fight, win! 873 00:43:24,802 --> 00:43:26,436 Go, go! 874 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,105 Fight, fight! 875 00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,775 Win, win! Go, fight, win! 876 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:35,378 [ counting off unenthusiastically ] 877 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:39,449 [ danielle ] here we go, guys! come on! 878 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,718 Come on, east highland! 879 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:42,719 Okay, ready? 880 00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:45,755 ♪ [ chanting ] how funky is your chicken 881 00:43:45,757 --> 00:43:48,024 ♪ how loose is your goose 882 00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:49,826 ♪ so come on, east highland 883 00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:51,327 so danielle finally dragged you out 884 00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:52,562 to one of these football games. 885 00:43:52,564 --> 00:43:54,564 I'm not at the game. I'm with you guys. 886 00:43:54,566 --> 00:43:57,834 Plus, I just like to watch her jump around. 887 00:43:57,836 --> 00:43:59,869 ♪ come on, east highland 888 00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:01,771 yeah, right. 889 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:03,806 [ imitates whip cracking ] 890 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:04,974 [ continues imitating whip ] 891 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:06,376 ride 'em, cowboy! 892 00:44:06,378 --> 00:44:07,644 Will you shut up! 893 00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:09,912 Man, that's not funny. 894 00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:15,418 ♪ east highland bend and shake your caboose ♪ 895 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:19,522 - whoo! go, east highland! - Come on, east highland! 896 00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:21,557 - come on! - Come on, people. 897 00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:25,595 - guys? - Hello? 898 00:44:30,234 --> 00:44:32,735 [ players ] one! [ coach ] one, two, three! 899 00:44:32,737 --> 00:44:35,972 - two! - One, two, three! 900 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,145 [ grunts ] 901 00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:45,581 guys, this is bullshit. we haven't won a game in five years. 902 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:48,985 We might as well forfeit. We're dead anyway. 903 00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:51,254 Ten-hut! 904 00:45:01,765 --> 00:45:04,734 He's out of his mind. 905 00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:14,944 Dead? 906 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:15,778 Did you say dead? 907 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:21,250 All this hoo-ha about being dead and not wanting to fight... 908 00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:22,752 And staying out of the game... 909 00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:25,388 Is a load of crap! 910 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:29,525 Did we give up when pearl harbor was bombed? 911 00:45:29,527 --> 00:45:30,993 I thought that movie made money. 912 00:45:30,995 --> 00:45:35,832 We didn't give up then, and we're not gonna give up now! 913 00:45:35,834 --> 00:45:40,169 American high school students traditionally love to fight. 914 00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:45,975 All real football players love the sting of battle! 915 00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:48,878 The only thing we have to fear is... 916 00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:53,015 - [ mutters ] I don't know. - Fear itself. 917 00:45:53,017 --> 00:45:57,420 What is wrong with you people? 918 00:45:58,055 --> 00:45:59,856 Where's the hunger? 919 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:03,359 Where is the school spirit? 920 00:46:04,128 --> 00:46:06,596 Washington high? 921 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,498 We're gonna beat 'em. 922 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:11,234 Lincoln high? 923 00:46:11,236 --> 00:46:13,936 We're gonna beat 'em. 924 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,872 Hardin high? 925 00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:18,841 We're gonna beat 'em. 926 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:20,309 Yes! 927 00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:23,479 Let's do it! 928 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:26,149 Let's... do it! 929 00:46:31,421 --> 00:46:33,156 - [ grunts ] - [ Whinnies ] 930 00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,557 go! 931 00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:38,094 That's my goddamn horse. 932 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:40,930 Hit 'em high! Hit 'em low! 933 00:46:44,201 --> 00:46:44,767 [ all ] hike! 934 00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:47,270 ♪ - [ singing ] yo - Hit 'em, hit 'em hit 'em 935 00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:49,872 ♪ - hit 'em, hit 'em hit 'em - Hit 'em, g 936 00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:51,340 ♪ hit 'em, hit 'em hit 'em, hit 'em 937 00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:53,876 ♪ - hit 'em, hit 'em hit 'em, hit 'em - What you gon' do 938 00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:56,813 ♪ - hit 'em high - Hit 'em, hit 'em hit 'em, hit 'em 939 00:46:56,815 --> 00:47:01,117 ♪ - hit 'em low - Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em ♪ 940 00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:05,755 [ continues, indistinct ] 941 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:20,436 - [ cheering ] - [ Whistle blows ] 942 00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:23,739 - yes! - Touchdown! touchdown! 943 00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:26,342 Yes! how about that, highlander fans? 944 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:30,079 That's our first victory since the last bush was president! 945 00:47:30,081 --> 00:47:34,517 - [ bell tolling ] - We won a game! we won a game! 946 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:38,521 Can you believe it? We actually won a game! 947 00:47:39,089 --> 00:47:40,556 Whoo! 948 00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:43,826 [ dizzy ] go, highland! 949 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:51,701 Danielle, what the hell's goin' on? 950 00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:54,170 You're insane. But thank you. 951 00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:55,238 [ speaks albanian ] 952 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,139 how'd you learn how to say you're welcome? 953 00:47:57,141 --> 00:48:00,109 From the only other person in the albanian chat room. 954 00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:03,179 Oh, what, you're impressed 'cause this guy showed up on a horse? 955 00:48:03,181 --> 00:48:06,315 No, I'm impressed because he showed up for me. 956 00:48:06,650 --> 00:48:08,751 Let's go. 957 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,654 She just dissed you again. 958 00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:14,757 Dude, do you ever shut up? 959 00:48:19,296 --> 00:48:21,864 Most guys wouldn't be caught dead shopping. 960 00:48:21,866 --> 00:48:23,900 Well, I'm not most guys. 961 00:48:23,902 --> 00:48:26,636 You did say swimsuits, right? 962 00:48:27,471 --> 00:48:29,772 ♪ [ singing ] yeah 963 00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:38,047 ♪ - uh-huh - Tell me that you want it listen 964 00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:40,716 ♪ tell me can you handle it 965 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:42,184 ♪ show me how you work them hips 966 00:48:42,186 --> 00:48:44,120 ♪ - and maybe you can go get it - Uh-huh 967 00:48:44,122 --> 00:48:48,057 ♪ - uh-huh - I know that you want it 968 00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:49,892 ♪ tell me can you handle it 969 00:48:49,894 --> 00:48:52,495 ♪ - show me how you're workin' it - How you're workin' it 970 00:48:52,497 --> 00:48:54,130 ♪ and maybe you can go get it 971 00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:56,599 ♪ girl, you messed up when you let me in 972 00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:58,935 ♪ told your best friend that you wanted me 973 00:48:58,937 --> 00:49:01,604 ♪ then she called me up and hipped me to your steez 974 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:03,806 ♪ told me you were lookin' for a guy like me 975 00:49:03,808 --> 00:49:06,309 ♪ so I said hold on, I ain't the one 976 00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:07,877 ♪ unless shorty really wanna have some fun 977 00:49:07,879 --> 00:49:10,746 ♪ then she said that you told her I was what you want 978 00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:13,082 ♪ - when I call you don't try to front - Come on 979 00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:15,351 ♪ I'm the guy in your dream that you had last night 980 00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:17,620 ♪ I'm the benz with the twenties that you wanna drive 981 00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:20,356 ♪ I'm tha thug in your life that'll treat you right ♪ 982 00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:23,359 got ya hooked 'coz I'm bringing everything you like 983 00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:24,226 ♪ uh-huh 984 00:49:24,228 --> 00:49:26,228 ♪ I know that you want it listen 985 00:49:26,230 --> 00:49:28,631 ♪ tell me can you handle it 986 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:30,533 ♪ show me how you work them hips 987 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:32,935 ♪ - and maybe we can roll wit it - Uh-huh 988 00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:36,005 ♪ - I know that you want it listen - Uh-huh 989 00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:38,607 ♪ - tell me can you handle it - Uh-huh 990 00:49:38,609 --> 00:49:42,078 ♪ show me how you're workin' it ♪ 991 00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:46,916 sorry about that. I been in prison a long time. 992 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:49,885 Now, this is real music. 993 00:49:49,887 --> 00:49:53,222 So, you're saying if I listen to all this, I'll get you? 994 00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:56,559 That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, 995 00:49:56,561 --> 00:49:59,895 danielle. I didn't see you come in. 996 00:49:59,897 --> 00:50:02,431 Oh. Hey, emily. 997 00:50:02,433 --> 00:50:03,933 How's it goin'? 998 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,035 Uh, great. How about you? 999 00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:07,670 Great. 1000 00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:11,707 Uh, hey, do you have the new creed cd? 1001 00:50:14,077 --> 00:50:16,879 Yeah. I-I'll check for you. 1002 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,647 [ sighs ] 1003 00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:20,816 - who was that? - Emily. 1004 00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:23,853 We used to be friends when we were younger. 1005 00:50:24,187 --> 00:50:25,821 Oh? What happened? 1006 00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:26,389 I don't know. 1007 00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:30,359 I started dating conner. You know how things go. 1008 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:31,694 I understand. 1009 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:32,228 Oh, come on. 1010 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:35,164 You're not the type who would drop your friends. 1011 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:36,165 [ clerk ] all right, time to go. 1012 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:37,600 - I'm shopping here! - You're not shopping. 1013 00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:40,970 You've been listening to this same song for six hours. 1014 00:50:40,972 --> 00:50:42,271 You're squatting! 1015 00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:45,441 Listen, bro, I've had a bad day. 1016 00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:48,144 So squat on this, puke face! 1017 00:50:48,146 --> 00:50:48,911 That's it. You're tossed. 1018 00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:51,747 Seth, you're not a bouncer anymore. 1019 00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:52,648 You've moved up. 1020 00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:55,317 Come on, man. who can toss her better than me? 1021 00:50:55,319 --> 00:50:55,851 Relax. 1022 00:50:55,853 --> 00:50:58,454 Come on, man! I'm sick of this! 1023 00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:03,492 - diz! you made it! -[ Glen ] perfect timing! 1024 00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:05,428 Man, I was starting to think you never check 1025 00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:08,564 the e.q. Message boards anymore. 1026 00:51:08,865 --> 00:51:11,467 Gil, do you know these people? 1027 00:51:18,608 --> 00:51:20,209 Uh, no. 1028 00:51:27,951 --> 00:51:30,386 Let's go. 1029 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:42,798 [ p.a. system: feedback ] 1030 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,869 if anyone's lost a pair of balls, we have found them. 1031 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:48,737 Wait, there's a name here. 1032 00:51:48,739 --> 00:51:52,475 Dizzy harrison, please pick your balls up. and scrotum. 1033 00:51:52,477 --> 00:51:56,278 That's balls and scrotum at counter five. 1034 00:51:56,646 --> 00:52:00,282 You know what? I have all these. 1035 00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:03,085 That's my microphone! 1036 00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:06,522 - oh, no! - Wait! no! 1037 00:52:06,524 --> 00:52:08,491 Aaah! 1038 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:11,861 [ blow lands ] 1039 00:52:13,263 --> 00:52:16,765 harris, get your punk ass in here! 1040 00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:21,470 [ sobbing ] 1041 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,975 colonel, what are you doing here? 1042 00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:29,211 You stole my horse, maggot! 1043 00:52:30,046 --> 00:52:33,282 Do you have any idea what the penalty is in this state 1044 00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:35,718 for stealing another man's horse? 1045 00:52:35,952 --> 00:52:37,286 Death? 1046 00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:39,922 This isn't iraq, son. 1047 00:52:39,924 --> 00:52:40,856 But I can tell you 1048 00:52:40,858 --> 00:52:43,659 there's probably a hefty fine. 1049 00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:46,028 You know what this is? 1050 00:52:46,596 --> 00:52:49,064 It's a bill for manure cleanup, 1051 00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:50,699 resodding the football field, 1052 00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:51,333 and to top it all off, 1053 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:55,004 somebody urinated all over mrs. campanella's rose garden. 1054 00:52:55,006 --> 00:52:56,972 Uh, that was me, sir. 1055 00:52:58,742 --> 00:53:00,843 And you want to know something else? 1056 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:02,778 [ heartbeat pounding) 1057 00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:05,381 it was all worth it! 1058 00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:09,485 Come here! Come here! 1059 00:53:12,155 --> 00:53:15,057 That was our first victory in five years, 1060 00:53:15,059 --> 00:53:17,193 and it's all because of you! 1061 00:53:17,195 --> 00:53:20,396 I love you more than my own good-for-nothin' son. 1062 00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:23,999 Sit down. Take a load off. 1063 00:53:24,668 --> 00:53:25,467 We got a problem. 1064 00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:27,836 We got a homecoming dance coming up. 1065 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:29,405 It has been the most... 1066 00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:31,473 God-awful experience for everyone involved. 1067 00:53:31,475 --> 00:53:32,875 Right, coach? I mean, aah-h-h-h! 1068 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:36,912 You have any ideas how we might turn this thing around? 1069 00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:43,118 - good music? - Music! 1070 00:53:43,753 --> 00:53:46,822 Hey, that is a fantastic idea, son. 1071 00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,524 You see that? Hey! 1072 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:50,025 What kind of music? 1073 00:53:50,027 --> 00:53:52,428 The only music worth being called music. 1074 00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:55,397 I'm talkin' 'bout the funk. 1075 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,104 ♪ [ singing ] ohh, yeah 1076 00:54:02,639 --> 00:54:04,673 ♪ who 1077 00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:06,909 ♪ mr. big stuff 1078 00:54:07,210 --> 00:54:08,944 ♪ who do you think you are 1079 00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:11,680 ♪ - mr. big stuff - [ Sighs ] 1080 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:14,917 ♪ you're never gonna get my love ♪ 1081 00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:18,220 hello? singing? 1082 00:54:18,222 --> 00:54:19,922 Who are we kidding? We can't play funk 1083 00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:22,825 - without a bass line. hey. - Or black guys. 1084 00:54:22,827 --> 00:54:26,262 We'll find someone. We don't need diz. 1085 00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:26,762 Oh, you don't? 1086 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:30,766 So somebody else is getting you paying gigs. 1087 00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:32,368 We're headlining at homecoming 1088 00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:33,035 two weeks from tonight. 1089 00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:37,373 - is someone talking to us? - I don't hear anything. 1090 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:40,209 It was diz. What's wrong with you people? 1091 00:54:40,211 --> 00:54:43,178 Look, I was an asshole at the mall. 1092 00:54:43,180 --> 00:54:44,480 A world-class asshole. 1093 00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,882 They're scouting me for asshole olympics. 1094 00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:49,351 I'm carrying the torch. [ chuckling ] 1095 00:54:49,353 --> 00:54:52,554 come on, you guys. I'm sorry. 1096 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:55,257 I got no good excuse for what I did. 1097 00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:57,926 It's not easy being the big bull. 1098 00:54:58,662 --> 00:55:00,462 You're the big bullshit. 1099 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,298 Gil's the big bull. 1100 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,667 - yeah, but that's me. - Is it? 1101 00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:08,070 So what makes you any different from any other high school thug 1102 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:10,639 since the beginning of time? 1103 00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:16,078 ♪ I know it's been a long road 1104 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:20,416 ♪ to get these towns behind me 1105 00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:21,817 ♪ and I 1106 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:25,321 ♪ will gladly reap what we may sow 1107 00:55:25,323 --> 00:55:27,256 ♪ I am there for you 1108 00:55:27,258 --> 00:55:30,959 ♪ and you're there for me 1109 00:55:32,028 --> 00:55:35,497 ♪ I stopped believing 1110 00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:39,234 ♪ a long time ago 1111 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,004 - quit it. - It wasn't me. 1112 00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:43,238 - then who was it? - Him. 1113 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:46,475 Hi, guys. Ed liggett. tuba. 1114 00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:49,345 The marching band's collecting bottles and cans 1115 00:55:49,347 --> 00:55:50,412 for the homeless, 1116 00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:53,782 ironically, taking away the only job the homeless have. 1117 00:55:53,784 --> 00:55:56,418 Any donation would be greatly appreciated. 1118 00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:59,555 Hey, buddy, you know what the homeless need? 1119 00:56:00,256 --> 00:56:01,390 A midget. 1120 00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:03,792 Why would the homeless need a midget? 1121 00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:05,494 Shut up. 1122 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,897 Hey! quit it! [ shrieks ] 1123 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:11,867 [ all laughing ] 1124 00:56:12,635 --> 00:56:16,004 [ shrieking continues ] 1125 00:56:16,506 --> 00:56:19,675 - what a throw. - [ Shrieking continues ] 1126 00:56:29,152 --> 00:56:30,953 little ed, are you okay? 1127 00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:34,189 Y-yeah. I'm from a rodeo family. 1128 00:56:36,926 --> 00:56:39,461 You remembered my name. 1129 00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,197 Come on. 1130 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:48,303 ♪ into this morning light 1131 00:56:48,305 --> 00:56:50,639 [ continues ] 1132 00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:52,107 what's gil doing? 1133 00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:54,276 He's taking him up the tower. 1134 00:56:54,511 --> 00:56:58,514 Ed liggett's gonna get his little ass kicked. 1135 00:56:59,516 --> 00:57:03,051 ♪ another day 1136 00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:05,454 ♪ are you waiting for 1137 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:10,392 ♪ heart in hand 1138 00:57:11,728 --> 00:57:13,796 who is that little dude? 1139 00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:18,100 ♪ see me where I stand 1140 00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:19,435 hey, conner, 1141 00:57:19,437 --> 00:57:21,737 what did ed ever do to you? 1142 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,540 ♪ heart in hand 1143 00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:25,974 ♪ heart in hand 1144 00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:29,611 ♪ - it's all for a woman - [ All gasp ] ♪ 1145 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:32,648 all right, freak. [ spits ] 1146 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:34,616 we don't call people that here. 1147 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:38,053 ♪ [ continues ] 1148 00:57:38,721 --> 00:57:39,888 danielle. 1149 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:43,225 [ ed ] she's going down there with the geeks. 1150 00:57:45,528 --> 00:57:48,130 - emily. - Danielle. 1151 00:57:48,331 --> 00:57:49,965 Look, emily... 1152 00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:52,568 I know. [ giggles ] 1153 00:57:54,704 --> 00:57:57,606 [ applause, cheering ] 1154 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,578 you backed him instead of me. 1155 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:03,512 Caught that, did you? 1156 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:04,379 This is bullshit, danielle. 1157 00:58:04,381 --> 00:58:06,348 My girlfriend's supposed to back me up. 1158 00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:10,118 You're right. your girlfriend should back you up. 1159 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,088 - find one. - [ Students gasp ] 1160 00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:17,926 I don't need you. I could have anyone. 1161 00:58:19,562 --> 00:58:20,496 Look, man, 1162 00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:22,698 I'm really, really sorry me and the guys 1163 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,466 pissed in your tuba. 1164 00:58:24,468 --> 00:58:26,568 - you did? - Yeah. 1165 00:58:26,570 --> 00:58:27,836 I thought it tasted funny. 1166 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:31,807 ♪ love to see you whip it sure could treat you right 1167 00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:35,277 ♪ give me just a minute of your time tonight 1168 00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:37,713 ♪ we're both here to have some fun ♪ 1169 00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:39,681 [ continues ] well, that's another win 1170 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:41,283 for the highlanders. 1171 00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:44,987 Mark's gonna help you pass trig. 1172 00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:46,722 Hey. 1173 00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:50,225 You don't remember me, do you? 1174 00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:54,396 "stop, please. Your ass is crushing my head"? 1175 00:58:54,398 --> 00:58:57,933 - oh! was that you? - Me. 1176 00:58:57,935 --> 00:58:59,501 [ grunts ] 1177 00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:01,570 [ announcer ] highland wins again! 1178 00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:04,873 ♪ whip it, baby whip it right 1179 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:07,809 ♪ whip it, baby whip it all night ♪ 1180 00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:11,046 what's your trip, child let it whip 1181 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,915 that's what I'm talkin' about. 1182 00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:14,950 [ continues ] 1183 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,220 hey, courtney, 1184 00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:20,989 I'd like to introduce you to a few old buddies of mine. 1185 00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:24,192 Hi, I'm... hawk. 1186 00:59:24,294 --> 00:59:26,695 And I'm... apache. 1187 00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:32,367 - yeah, hawk, apache and I... - Spent time in prison together. 1188 00:59:32,369 --> 00:59:33,735 Mostly in the shower. 1189 00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:36,238 [ continues ] 1190 00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:40,475 [ announcer ] can't you just smell the play-offs? 1191 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:42,844 Before I met gil... I probably would've just 1192 00:59:42,846 --> 00:59:44,179 looked at you with disgust and walked away. 1193 00:59:44,181 --> 00:59:48,016 Wiggling my ass just so you'd know what you were missing. 1194 00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:50,686 Yeah, well, the universe is upside-down. 1195 00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:53,655 And in a few minutes you will be too. 1196 00:59:53,657 --> 00:59:57,926 ♪ oooh-ooh-ooh, let it whip whip it, baby 1197 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,394 ♪ - whip it right - Let it whip 1198 00:59:59,396 --> 01:00:02,064 ♪ whip it, baby whip it all night 1199 01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:06,001 ♪ let it whip go on, whip, go on, whip 1200 01:00:06,003 --> 01:00:10,005 ♪ let's whip it, baby child, let's whip it right [ grunts ] 1201 01:00:10,007 --> 01:00:12,741 ♪ let's whip it, baby let's whip it all night 1202 01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:16,545 ♪ well, what's your trip. No, no, ch... ♪ 1203 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:20,482 hey, I finally understand this song, a'right? 1204 01:00:20,484 --> 01:00:21,850 Aaaah! 1205 01:00:21,852 --> 01:00:24,553 ♪ come on, whip come on, whip ♪ 1206 01:00:24,555 --> 01:00:26,922 - [ whistle blows ] - Yeah! 1207 01:00:26,924 --> 01:00:28,190 ♪ - whip it right - Aaah! 1208 01:00:28,192 --> 01:00:32,828 ♪ - whip it baby, whip it all night - Whoo! ♪ 1209 01:00:33,329 --> 01:00:34,529 [ roars ] 1210 01:00:34,531 --> 01:00:37,766 ♪ there is no time to lose 1211 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:41,737 ♪ you're the one I choose 1212 01:00:41,739 --> 01:00:44,773 ♪ you're the right one to choose, whoo-hoo ♪ 1213 01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:46,742 guys! hey, baby! 1214 01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:50,812 ♪ let it whip whip it, baby, whip it right 1215 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:54,116 ♪ - touchdown! - Whip it, baby whip it all night 1216 01:00:54,118 --> 01:00:57,586 ♪ - such a trip - No, no, child 1217 01:00:57,987 --> 01:00:58,587 ♪ let it whip 1218 01:00:58,589 --> 01:01:01,289 ♪ - come on, whip, come on, whip - Go, danny! 1219 01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:04,626 ♪ - dance, danny, dance! - Whip it, baby whip it right ♪ 1220 01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:08,463 - let it whip - Whip it, baby whip it all night 1221 01:01:08,465 --> 01:01:12,367 ♪ - such a trip - No, no, child 1222 01:01:12,369 --> 01:01:13,268 ♪ let it whip 1223 01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:15,604 [ announcer ] unbelievable! 1224 01:01:15,606 --> 01:01:19,441 We're going to the state championship! 1225 01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:20,042 [ gunshot ] 1226 01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:23,879 [ announcer ] the highlanders are on fire! 1227 01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,386 Whoa. A little spill. 1228 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:35,957 Remember... turn, don't burn. 1229 01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:42,698 Son, I just want you to know 1230 01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:44,066 that when you go off to college, 1231 01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:49,204 me and this house roll with you. 1232 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:51,173 Dad, do not... 1233 01:01:51,175 --> 01:01:54,843 I repeat, do not do that. 1234 01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:56,845 [ shrieking ] 1235 01:01:57,313 --> 01:01:57,946 just roll around, dad. 1236 01:01:57,948 --> 01:02:01,483 - you'll be all right. - [ Shrieking continues ] 1237 01:02:14,664 --> 01:02:18,667 - we're closed. - Hey, it's okay. he's with me. 1238 01:02:19,869 --> 01:02:21,837 Andale. 1239 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:35,751 ♪ well, I spent a lifetime lookin' for you ♪ 1240 01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:39,554 [ continues ] 1241 01:02:39,556 --> 01:02:40,922 you're really good at that. 1242 01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:42,491 It's the best part about working at this place. 1243 01:02:42,493 --> 01:02:43,492 I get to ride the bull for free. 1244 01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:47,729 And I get a lot of good tips for wearing a bandanna as a shirt. 1245 01:02:49,398 --> 01:02:51,133 Watch it, hoodlum. 1246 01:02:51,367 --> 01:02:52,234 That's estelle. 1247 01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:55,437 - she must like you. - Hi, estelle. 1248 01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:58,006 - ohh! - Hi. 1249 01:02:58,008 --> 01:03:01,777 Don't mind estelle. She's like my big sister. 1250 01:03:01,779 --> 01:03:02,410 She worries. 1251 01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:05,147 What could she possibly be worried about? 1252 01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:06,982 That I'll end up like my mom. 1253 01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:07,916 Working the day shift here 1254 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:10,118 and raising three kids by myself. 1255 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,253 I didn't know all that. 1256 01:03:11,255 --> 01:03:15,056 Well, it's hard to keep track of all the white trash cliches 1257 01:03:15,058 --> 01:03:16,825 well, I'm not worried about you. 1258 01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:18,960 You're not? that's a relief. 1259 01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:20,829 - you want a pad? - For what? 1260 01:03:20,831 --> 01:03:23,632 - [ groaning ] - Estelle! 1261 01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:26,301 [ grunting ] look... danielle... 1262 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:28,236 If I can do what I've done, you can do anything. 1263 01:03:28,238 --> 01:03:32,407 - I wish I had the confidence you have. - Don't ever wish that. 1264 01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,176 Why? you know exactly who you are. 1265 01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:39,514 [ continues grunting ] but you don't know who I am, danielle. 1266 01:03:39,516 --> 01:03:41,950 Before I came to east highland... 1267 01:03:42,418 --> 01:03:43,618 Hey! 1268 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:46,154 [ groans ] 1269 01:03:46,322 --> 01:03:49,090 you get good distance with the skinny ones. 1270 01:03:49,092 --> 01:03:50,859 Gil, are you okay? 1271 01:03:51,394 --> 01:03:54,496 That's just it. I'm not... 1272 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:56,398 hermano! 1273 01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:02,671 - they killed paco! - Paco? 1274 01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:04,439 Paco! 1275 01:04:04,607 --> 01:04:06,875 Ah, paco. 1276 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:11,213 - um, amigo grande. - Si! 1277 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:14,749 Las aranas negras. 1278 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:20,255 Black spiders. 1279 01:04:25,428 --> 01:04:29,764 [ speaking spanish ] 1280 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:32,234 hey. 1281 01:04:33,269 --> 01:04:36,271 Danielle, see this tattoo? 1282 01:04:36,273 --> 01:04:38,173 I don't need to hear it. 1283 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:42,611 There's some things about me that I need to tell you, 1284 01:04:42,613 --> 01:04:43,879 and you're not gonna like it. 1285 01:04:43,881 --> 01:04:44,546 Gil, it doesn't matter. 1286 01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:47,849 Anything you did in your past, I don't need to know. 1287 01:04:47,851 --> 01:04:50,819 Let's just think about now. 1288 01:04:53,189 --> 01:04:54,923 But I'm really dizzy. 1289 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:56,324 [ chuckles ] so am I. 1290 01:04:56,326 --> 01:05:00,996 - [ whip cracks ] - She's going to college, punk. 1291 01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:03,765 Hey, lady, nobody's stopping her. 1292 01:05:03,767 --> 01:05:06,501 That's a buzzkill. Good night, estelle. 1293 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:09,170 So, you ready for state finals tomorrow? 1294 01:05:09,172 --> 01:05:10,171 Hey, all I do is ride a horse. 1295 01:05:10,173 --> 01:05:14,743 Yeah, well, I'm worried. Those drillers can be brutal. 1296 01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:16,444 The drillers? 1297 01:05:16,446 --> 01:05:19,514 Yeah. rocky creek high. You know where it is? 1298 01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:20,949 I do. 1299 01:05:20,951 --> 01:05:24,119 Um, look, danielle, uh... 1300 01:05:24,121 --> 01:05:27,622 I can't go to that game. I hate that school. 1301 01:05:27,690 --> 01:05:30,058 How can you not come? 1302 01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:32,260 It's complicated. 1303 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:36,598 I hate that school too, but if you don't show up nobody will. 1304 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,034 Please don't bail now. 1305 01:05:40,136 --> 01:05:42,637 [ announcer ] let's welcome our undefeated... 1306 01:05:42,639 --> 01:05:44,906 - state champions, - Yeah! drillers! 1307 01:05:44,908 --> 01:05:47,676 - the rocky creek drillers, - [ Crowd cheering ] 1308 01:05:47,678 --> 01:05:50,946 and their opponents, from east highland high, 1309 01:05:50,948 --> 01:05:53,815 [ haltingly ] the highlanders. 1310 01:05:53,817 --> 01:05:56,017 [ cheering stops ] 1311 01:05:56,019 --> 01:05:58,520 I can't believe those kilt-wearin' wussies 1312 01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:00,288 aren't gonna show up. 1313 01:06:00,723 --> 01:06:04,659 [ bagpipes, faint ] 1314 01:06:04,661 --> 01:06:07,829 [ murmuring ] 1315 01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:33,655 [ cheering, shouting ] 1316 01:06:48,237 --> 01:06:50,071 hold! 1317 01:06:52,775 --> 01:06:54,442 What's going on? 1318 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:10,392 ♪ well, I'm an outsider outside of everything 1319 01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:12,360 ♪ I'm an outsider 1320 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,562 ♪ outside of everything 1321 01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:17,165 ♪ - [ continues ] - [ Whinnies ] ♪ 1322 01:07:17,167 --> 01:07:19,901 [ bagpipes squeaking ] 1323 01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:22,203 ♪ everything you know 1324 01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:24,005 ♪ everything you kno-o-ow 1325 01:07:24,007 --> 01:07:29,511 ♪ - [ continues ] - Come on! go! go! hurry! go! go! 1326 01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:32,013 ♪ I'm an outsider 1327 01:07:32,015 --> 01:07:34,682 ♪ - outside of everything - [ Whistle blows ] ♪ 1328 01:07:34,684 --> 01:07:36,217 [ marching band ] 1329 01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:37,819 [ announcer ] my, oh, my! 1330 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,855 What a miraculous, momentous occasion... 1331 01:07:40,857 --> 01:07:42,557 In highlander history, sports fans! 1332 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:45,193 With just eight ticks left on the clock, 1333 01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:48,129 the score is tied 24-all. 1334 01:07:48,131 --> 01:07:50,365 The drillers have the ball on the 50-yard line 1335 01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:53,401 and there's only time for one last play. 1336 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,703 If the highlanders can stop the drillers, 1337 01:07:55,705 --> 01:07:58,840 we're looking at overtime! 1338 01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:04,045 Who's that little dude? 1339 01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:07,082 [ whistle blows ] 1340 01:08:07,283 --> 01:08:10,485 [ twins shouting ] let's go, highland! 1341 01:08:10,653 --> 01:08:13,221 [ twins shouting ] let's go, highland! 1342 01:08:13,223 --> 01:08:16,357 This is the biggest day for texas 5-a football... 1343 01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:19,994 Since back in '93 when johnson killed kennedy! 1344 01:08:19,996 --> 01:08:23,665 [ marching band continues ] 1345 01:08:25,801 --> 01:08:29,104 [ chanting ] r.c.! r.c.! 1346 01:08:29,106 --> 01:08:30,538 Come on, highland! 1347 01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:32,040 - yeah! - Yeah! 1348 01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:34,909 - yeah! yeah! - Highland! 1349 01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:37,412 [ both ] highland! yeah! 1350 01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:39,280 Do you really understand what's going on here? 1351 01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:42,817 Their team isn't killing us, their fans are! 1352 01:08:42,819 --> 01:08:44,119 - whoo! - Whoo! 1353 01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:47,388 Get your heads in the game and let's concentrate! 1354 01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,389 Yo, man, we gotta split left. 1355 01:08:48,391 --> 01:08:52,327 Quick toss 29 on one. on one. Duncan gets the ball. 1356 01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:54,095 No way, asshole. Not duncan. 1357 01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:58,299 My team, my game, my championship, my ball! 1358 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:02,103 Just do your job. I'll do the rest. 1359 01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:07,408 Watch the back! Watch the back! 1360 01:09:07,410 --> 01:09:08,977 Red 71 down! 1361 01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:12,247 Go, rocky creek! Go, rocky creek! 1362 01:09:12,249 --> 01:09:14,482 Go, rocky creek! Yeah! 1363 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:17,952 Go, rocky creek! Go, rocky creek! 1364 01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:22,290 Whoo! rocky! 1365 01:09:23,559 --> 01:09:24,025 Aah! 1366 01:09:24,027 --> 01:09:27,228 Go on, get outta here, rocky creek! 1367 01:09:27,530 --> 01:09:29,664 Defense! defense! 1368 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:31,866 [ crowd joins in chanting ] defense! defense! 1369 01:09:31,868 --> 01:09:35,737 Defense! defense! Defense! defense! 1370 01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:40,208 Defense! defense! Defense! defense! 1371 01:09:40,210 --> 01:09:43,745 Defense! defense! Defense! 1372 01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:47,282 Defense! defense! Defense! 1373 01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:49,384 [ horse whinnying ] 1374 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:54,022 [ crowd chanting ] defense! defense! defense! defense! 1375 01:09:54,024 --> 01:09:57,992 - [ announcer ] fumble! - [ Crowd gasping, shouting ] 1376 01:09:59,528 --> 01:10:02,130 whoo! 1377 01:10:06,168 --> 01:10:08,203 Whoa! 1378 01:10:22,585 --> 01:10:25,520 [ announcer ] highland wins! 1379 01:10:25,955 --> 01:10:30,158 - [ horse whinnying ] - Go, highland! go, highland! 1380 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,137 This is for you, son. 1381 01:10:43,339 --> 01:10:45,173 Thank you. 1382 01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:51,112 Go, highland! 1383 01:10:51,114 --> 01:10:52,880 Whoo! 1384 01:10:56,919 --> 01:11:00,088 No-o-o-o-o! 1385 01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,626 Is that... 1386 01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,234 [ cheering continues ] 1387 01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:19,907 8: ♪ 00 wednesday night and I'm waitin' 1388 01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:24,345 ♪ to finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me 1389 01:11:24,347 --> 01:11:25,113 ♪ her name is nova 1390 01:11:25,115 --> 01:11:27,949 ♪ she's a rocker with a nose ring 1391 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:28,683 ♪ she wears a two-way 1392 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:31,286 ♪ but I'm not quite sure what that means 1393 01:11:31,288 --> 01:11:34,489 ♪ - hello... whoa! - And when she walks 1394 01:11:34,491 --> 01:11:35,256 ♪ oh, the wind blows 1395 01:11:35,258 --> 01:11:38,826 ♪ - and the angels sing - Hi! ♪ 1396 01:11:38,828 --> 01:11:41,095 she doesn't notice me... 1397 01:11:41,097 --> 01:11:43,097 -[ off ] -Hey! 1398 01:11:43,099 --> 01:11:44,365 Hey, dizzy dipshit! 1399 01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:47,568 - [ all murmuring ] - Where are you? 1400 01:11:47,570 --> 01:11:49,771 Yo, dipshit! 1401 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:53,174 How you doin', buddy? 1402 01:11:53,176 --> 01:11:56,611 - how's it goin', barclay? - Who is this guy, gil? 1403 01:11:56,613 --> 01:11:57,712 Just an old friend. 1404 01:11:57,714 --> 01:11:59,647 Any friend of gil's is a friend of mine. 1405 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:01,382 -I'm travis. -Lonnie. 1406 01:12:01,384 --> 01:12:02,250 Pete. 1407 01:12:02,252 --> 01:12:03,685 Ed liggett, tuba. 1408 01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:05,953 How you doin', man? 1409 01:12:06,722 --> 01:12:08,656 [ shrieks ] 1410 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:09,590 better now. 1411 01:12:09,592 --> 01:12:11,592 - what is wrong with you, man? - So I tossed a freak. 1412 01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:15,363 Excuse me, but we discourage name-calling around here. 1413 01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:16,130 What do you want? 1414 01:12:16,132 --> 01:12:19,534 You stole my state championship, asshole! 1415 01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:20,601 Again, let me remind you, 1416 01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:23,604 if you must talk like that I'm gonna ask you to leave. 1417 01:12:23,606 --> 01:12:24,305 Oh, I'm leaving... 1418 01:12:24,307 --> 01:12:26,641 As soon as I tell you the truth about your leader. 1419 01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:29,377 We know he was in prison . we forgive him. 1420 01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:31,145 Prison? are you shitting me? 1421 01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:35,116 All right, buddy boy, that doesn't fly arou... 1422 01:12:35,584 --> 01:12:38,653 Okay, you guys, back it up. 1423 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:41,956 This is my fight. 1424 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:44,292 Oh, baby, come on. Make my day. 1425 01:12:44,294 --> 01:12:47,161 - get him! - [ All yelling ] 1426 01:12:47,163 --> 01:12:50,331 - [ barclay screaming ] - [ Fabric tearing ] 1427 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:53,034 I'm gonna go wild on your ass! 1428 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,903 - take this! and this! - [ Barclay screams ] 1429 01:12:55,905 --> 01:12:56,637 [ fabric tearing ] 1430 01:12:56,639 --> 01:13:00,341 ♪ she's the girl all the bad guys want 1431 01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:03,311 ♪ she's the girl all the bad guys want 1432 01:13:03,313 --> 01:13:07,281 ♪ 'cause she's the girl all the bad guys want 1433 01:13:07,283 --> 01:13:11,386 ♪ 'cause she's the girl all the bad guys ♪ 1434 01:13:11,388 --> 01:13:13,921 [ groans ] 1435 01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:17,325 I wanna know what you know. 1436 01:13:17,327 --> 01:13:20,061 [ rock ] 1437 01:13:25,634 --> 01:13:28,336 diz, somebody spread the word about our band. 1438 01:13:28,338 --> 01:13:29,504 Hello. I think that was us. 1439 01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:31,672 But half of rocky creek is out there. 1440 01:13:31,674 --> 01:13:33,040 What? how did they hear? 1441 01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:36,244 - hey, guys. check this out. - "Creed"? 1442 01:13:36,246 --> 01:13:37,779 What idiot would fall for this? 1443 01:13:37,781 --> 01:13:40,114 There's a cafeteria menu on the other side. 1444 01:13:40,116 --> 01:13:42,850 Hey, anybody know where the v.I.p. room is? 1445 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:45,520 Excuse me, ladies. Hello. 1446 01:13:45,522 --> 01:13:47,021 Thank you. [ microphone feedback ] 1447 01:13:47,023 --> 01:13:50,057 - who did that? quiet. - Hey, fat ass! 1448 01:13:50,492 --> 01:13:50,892 Uh, hi. 1449 01:13:50,894 --> 01:13:56,831 Uh, well, I didn't think I'd live to see us win the state championship. 1450 01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,267 [ cheering ] 1451 01:14:03,672 --> 01:14:04,772 quiet! 1452 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:07,608 Uh, ladies and gentlemen, 1453 01:14:07,676 --> 01:14:10,244 suburban funk. 1454 01:14:27,563 --> 01:14:29,063 We can do this. 1455 01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:41,943 ♪ hey, do it now 1456 01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:47,381 ♪ yeah, hey 1457 01:14:49,051 --> 01:14:52,653 ♪ once I was a boogie singer 1458 01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:57,959 ♪ playin' in a rock and roll band 1459 01:14:57,961 --> 01:15:02,430 ♪ [ nora ] I never had no problems, no 1460 01:15:02,432 --> 01:15:06,400 ♪ burnin' down the one-night stand 1461 01:15:06,402 --> 01:15:10,905 ♪ and I decided quickly yes, I did 1462 01:15:11,073 --> 01:15:14,542 ♪ to disco down and check out the show 1463 01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:17,678 ♪ and they were dancin' and singin' 1464 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,847 ♪ and movin' to the groovin' 1465 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,649 ♪ and just when it hit me 1466 01:15:21,651 --> 01:15:24,085 ♪ somebody turned around and shouted 1467 01:15:24,087 --> 01:15:28,623 ♪ play that funky music white boy 1468 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:32,760 ♪ - play that funky music right - Yeah 1469 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:37,198 ♪ play that funky music white boy 1470 01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:38,866 ♪ lay down the boogie 1471 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:41,903 ♪ and play that funky music till you die ♪ 1472 01:15:41,905 --> 01:15:44,372 - [ stops ] - [ Equipment feedback ] 1473 01:15:44,374 --> 01:15:47,441 [ conner ] ladies and gentlemen, creed... 1474 01:15:48,877 --> 01:15:54,482 will not be here tonight... repeat, will not be here tonight. 1475 01:15:54,484 --> 01:15:57,718 And drop curtain. 1476 01:15:58,353 --> 01:15:59,320 Cue. 1477 01:15:59,322 --> 01:16:03,758 [ whimpering ] mrs. whitman, it's my, um... my p... 1478 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:07,528 [ mrs. whitman ] it's mine now! no, mrs.... you're... 1479 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:09,030 - [ cracks ] - [ All gasp ] 1480 01:16:09,032 --> 01:16:12,567 yo, east highland, you know gil harris. 1481 01:16:12,569 --> 01:16:14,335 [ cheering ] 1482 01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:16,237 hey, rocky creek, you remember diz harrison. 1483 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:19,574 - [ muffled yelling ] - [ Barclay ] guess what, folks. 1484 01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:23,044 Gil and diz are the same guy. 1485 01:16:23,046 --> 01:16:25,680 [ students murmuring ] 1486 01:16:25,682 --> 01:16:27,682 [ barclay ] he made fools of all of you. 1487 01:16:27,684 --> 01:16:30,318 You don't believe me, ask him yourself. 1488 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:33,654 Maybe for once he'll tell the truth. 1489 01:16:33,656 --> 01:16:36,157 [ all shouting ] this sucks! what's going on? 1490 01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:39,393 - hey, hey, hey! - No, it's all right. 1491 01:16:39,661 --> 01:16:41,929 I can handle this. 1492 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:45,433 Um, look, I can explain. 1493 01:16:45,435 --> 01:16:48,569 [ booing, shouting ] 1494 01:16:48,571 --> 01:16:50,638 [ whistle blows ] 1495 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:54,041 - boo! - [ Shouting continues ] 1496 01:16:54,176 --> 01:16:57,411 [ all gasp, shouting stops ] 1497 01:16:57,413 --> 01:17:00,214 - let the brother speak. - Luther! 1498 01:17:00,216 --> 01:17:02,516 It's not just luther. Spiders. 1499 01:17:02,518 --> 01:17:04,251 You play my kind of music. 1500 01:17:04,253 --> 01:17:08,122 - [ feedback ] - Hey! [ chuckles ] 1501 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:10,424 hey, red. Out of the way, red. 1502 01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:13,194 - I been in the pen quite a while. - [ Whimpering ] 1503 01:17:13,196 --> 01:17:16,998 everything you saw on that screen... 1504 01:17:17,332 --> 01:17:19,533 Was completely true. 1505 01:17:19,535 --> 01:17:23,304 - [ gasping, murmuring ] - [ Giggling ] 1506 01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:26,007 they're right. I'm a liar. 1507 01:17:26,009 --> 01:17:27,742 I don't know what I was thinking. 1508 01:17:27,744 --> 01:17:29,977 Well, actually, I do know what I was thinking. 1509 01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:32,747 - [ sniffing ] - I was trying to become... 1510 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:36,384 something more than just a blip on the radar screen. 1511 01:17:37,285 --> 01:17:39,053 So I made someone up. 1512 01:17:39,055 --> 01:17:42,189 Someone I thought you'd all like. 1513 01:17:44,126 --> 01:17:45,326 And all because... 1514 01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:49,096 I cared more about what other people thought of me... 1515 01:17:49,098 --> 01:17:51,432 Than about what I thought of me. 1516 01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:52,700 [ sniffling ] 1517 01:17:52,702 --> 01:17:53,334 but I'd bet 1518 01:17:53,336 --> 01:17:55,536 - I'm not the only person here... - Hold me, baby. 1519 01:17:55,538 --> 01:17:58,472 Who's ever let that happen. 1520 01:17:58,474 --> 01:18:00,341 What the hell's this? 1521 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,676 - [ murmuring continues ] - Broke dick! 1522 01:18:01,678 --> 01:18:03,010 - broke dick! broke dick! - Broke dick! 1523 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:08,049 [ conner, barclay, crowd ] broke dick! broke dick! broke dick! broke dick! 1524 01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:12,253 Broke dick! broke dick! Broke dick! broke dick! 1525 01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:13,521 Broke dick! broke dick! 1526 01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:16,157 You'd better come scoop up your friend. 1527 01:18:17,859 --> 01:18:19,527 - [ shotgun cocks ] - Move it! 1528 01:18:19,529 --> 01:18:23,798 [ students continue shouting ] 1529 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,704 anybody got a staple gun? 1530 01:18:31,073 --> 01:18:33,474 [ together ] who's the bitch now? 1531 01:18:33,476 --> 01:18:36,544 Diz! oh, my god! You're bleeding. 1532 01:18:36,546 --> 01:18:38,479 - my nose! - The crowd out there, 1533 01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:39,780 they're animals. 1534 01:18:39,782 --> 01:18:40,648 No, animals are kinder. 1535 01:18:40,650 --> 01:18:44,719 They don't boo when they're killing something. 1536 01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:46,887 Ow! ow. 1537 01:18:49,024 --> 01:18:51,659 Diz, you are amazing. 1538 01:18:54,596 --> 01:18:57,865 ♪ - you came along and stole my heart - What was that for? ♪ 1539 01:18:57,867 --> 01:19:01,635 - can't I appreciate you? - When you entered my life 1540 01:19:02,003 --> 01:19:05,139 you're scaring me. What's going on here? 1541 01:19:05,507 --> 01:19:06,040 You inspire me. 1542 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:10,511 I have to do something I've been wanting to do for the longest time. 1543 01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:12,480 I have to let somebody know how I feel about them. 1544 01:19:12,482 --> 01:19:17,852 - I want you - Um, you know, nora, I can't... 1545 01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:21,222 [ grunting, moaning ] 1546 01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:26,360 better than playstation 2? 1547 01:19:27,062 --> 01:19:29,163 Now it is. 1548 01:19:29,165 --> 01:19:31,098 Yo, I guess it's me and you, man. 1549 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:33,400 - and us. - And us. 1550 01:19:33,402 --> 01:19:34,535 And me. 1551 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:37,838 [ grunting, moaning continues ] 1552 01:19:40,742 --> 01:19:43,077 would you two get a room? 1553 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:44,912 I'm sorry. 1554 01:19:45,147 --> 01:19:47,748 I don't even know what to call you. 1555 01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:49,884 Broke dick seems to be popular. 1556 01:19:49,886 --> 01:19:52,453 You're the biggest liar I've ever met. 1557 01:19:53,688 --> 01:19:56,290 You're right. I'm a liar. 1558 01:19:58,894 --> 01:20:00,795 [ danielle sighs ] 1559 01:20:00,797 --> 01:20:03,798 you know, they called me dan the man. 1560 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:04,465 - what? - Yeah. 1561 01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:07,535 Of course, that was before I lost the braces and grew my boobs. 1562 01:20:07,537 --> 01:20:10,671 Then I became danielle the body. 1563 01:20:10,673 --> 01:20:12,473 I dropped all the friends I ever had 1564 01:20:12,475 --> 01:20:15,342 because they looked like the old me. 1565 01:20:16,077 --> 01:20:17,244 Very selfish and mean, 1566 01:20:17,246 --> 01:20:21,816 but, you know, I just wanted so badly to fit in. 1567 01:20:23,451 --> 01:20:25,719 Been there. 1568 01:20:25,721 --> 01:20:28,222 Do you even ride the motorcycle? 1569 01:20:29,591 --> 01:20:30,457 Yeah, actually, I do. 1570 01:20:30,459 --> 01:20:35,863 But it usually takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me. 1571 01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:37,765 So, what do we do now? 1572 01:20:37,767 --> 01:20:42,203 Don't ask me. the last plan I had blew up pretty badly. 1573 01:20:42,205 --> 01:20:44,538 Yeah, no kiddin'. 1574 01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:49,743 [ speaks albanian ] 1575 01:20:55,483 --> 01:20:58,586 [ students laughing ] 1576 01:21:01,089 --> 01:21:03,891 [ both grunting ] 1577 01:21:09,231 --> 01:21:10,464 so, you see, 1578 01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:13,234 I saved his narrow behind... 1579 01:21:13,236 --> 01:21:15,469 and he got to kiss the girl. 1580 01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:17,872 I hope that inspires you. 1581 01:21:18,006 --> 01:21:21,175 It has. It's taught me a lot. 1582 01:21:21,177 --> 01:21:22,443 It's easy for a man like myself 1583 01:21:22,445 --> 01:21:25,279 to forget what most poor slobs will do to get a woman. 1584 01:21:25,281 --> 01:21:29,350 ♪ I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare ♪ 1585 01:21:29,352 --> 01:21:31,385 my fault. I talk too much. 1586 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:34,889 [ bleep ] that really did burn me. sorry. 1587 01:21:35,056 --> 01:21:35,623 Nobody cares 1588 01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:38,592 'cause I'm alone in the world and 1589 01:21:38,594 --> 01:21:42,196 - nobody wants to be alone... - Oh, god. 1590 01:21:42,198 --> 01:21:44,098 - you okay? - That one clipped it, dude. 1591 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:47,167 I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare 1592 01:21:47,169 --> 01:21:51,605 i'm just a kid I know that it's not fair 1593 01:21:51,607 --> 01:21:56,677 nobody cares 'cause I'm alone and the world is 1594 01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:57,811 having more fun 1595 01:21:57,813 --> 01:22:00,981 - than me. -That's why I want to use you. 1596 01:22:01,616 --> 01:22:04,118 [ crew laughing ] 1597 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,720 ♪ and maybe when the night is dead 1598 01:22:06,722 --> 01:22:09,823 ♪ I'll crawl into my bed [ continues ] ♪ 1599 01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:12,860 - you starin' at my janet? - No. no way, man. 1600 01:22:12,862 --> 01:22:15,195 Shall we do that again? ' cause you couldn't understand 1601 01:22:15,197 --> 01:22:17,131 what the [ bleep ] I said. 1602 01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:19,767 [ garbled nonsense ] 1603 01:22:20,201 --> 01:22:23,938 - cut. - I'm sorry. that sucked. 1604 01:22:24,239 --> 01:22:25,706 Here on my own 1605 01:22:25,708 --> 01:22:28,776 and here it goes i'm just a kid 1606 01:22:28,778 --> 01:22:31,278 and life is a nightmare 1607 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,013 i'm just a kid 1608 01:22:33,015 --> 01:22:36,116 I know that it's not fair 1609 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,353 - man, look at that! -Ohh! 1610 01:22:39,821 --> 01:22:42,856 [ all yelling ] 1611 01:22:45,026 --> 01:22:47,127 don't give them mercy... 1612 01:22:50,665 --> 01:22:53,367 Oh, god, I blew the line. 1613 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:57,204 Check me out! Bat wings! whoo! 1614 01:22:57,206 --> 01:22:59,239 - whoa! - Cut! cut! 1615 01:22:59,241 --> 01:23:00,808 It's the worst night ever 1616 01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:05,145 you know what I need? I need three gallons of mineral water. 1617 01:23:05,147 --> 01:23:06,747 I need about 16 martini olives. 1618 01:23:06,749 --> 01:23:12,086 And I need enough hummus to cover this beautiful girl's entire body. 1619 01:23:12,088 --> 01:23:14,722 - you got that? - [ Whimpers ] 1620 01:23:14,724 --> 01:23:18,926 [ together ] who's the bitch now? 1621 01:23:19,294 --> 01:23:21,295 Hey, man, you got a smoke, man? 1622 01:23:21,297 --> 01:23:23,297 I know that it's not fair 1623 01:23:23,299 --> 01:23:29,503 nobody cares 'cause I'm alone in the world tonight 1624 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:32,473 how you doing? [ grunts ] 1625 01:23:32,774 --> 01:23:34,341 - better now. - Ooh! 1626 01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:35,909 Okay, cut! 1627 01:23:56,064 --> 01:23:58,832 [ whinnies ] 1628 01:24:00,635 --> 01:24:02,503 [ funk ] 1629 01:24:11,246 --> 01:24:13,213 ♪ uh-oh! Uh-oh! 1630 01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:15,916 ♪ [ grunts, rapping ] you don't know me, 1631 01:24:15,918 --> 01:24:16,683 ♪ -do ya. -No. 1632 01:24:16,685 --> 01:24:19,453 ♪ but I bet you recognize me when I start to bring it to ya 1633 01:24:19,455 --> 01:24:20,354 ♪ I ain't from around here 1634 01:24:20,356 --> 01:24:22,856 ♪ and this is what I miss it's a little different out here 1635 01:24:22,858 --> 01:24:24,258 ♪ that's probably why they watch me 1636 01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:26,326 ♪ don't worry when I finish with the mumble make 'em jock me 1637 01:24:26,328 --> 01:24:27,928 ♪ you can't help you can't stop me 1638 01:24:27,930 --> 01:24:30,697 ♪ yo know you can't stop me 'cause I'm swingin' like rocky 1639 01:24:30,699 --> 01:24:31,565 ♪ you can snap those two feet 1640 01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:34,501 ♪ the girls got to be bomb they callin' me new meat 1641 01:24:34,503 --> 01:24:35,536 ♪ what's wrong with this lady 1642 01:24:35,538 --> 01:24:38,205 ♪ but if you really wanna grab hold of me, baby 1643 01:24:38,207 --> 01:24:38,972 ♪ she'll say, "oh, no" 1644 01:24:38,974 --> 01:24:41,842 ♪ until I show her attention say, "oh, lord" 1645 01:24:41,844 --> 01:24:42,709 ♪ don't knock it till you try 1646 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:45,379 ♪ the next thing you know i'll be knockin' out the side 1647 01:24:45,381 --> 01:24:46,613 ♪ that ain't hard for the new guy 1648 01:24:46,615 --> 01:24:48,415 ♪ you didn't think I was gon' hit it, huh 1649 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,751 ♪ get up on this 1650 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,152 ♪ watch me 1651 01:24:52,154 --> 01:24:54,388 ♪ pick up on this 1652 01:24:54,390 --> 01:24:55,823 ♪ wit' yo bad self 1653 01:24:55,825 --> 01:24:58,158 ♪ get up on this 1654 01:24:58,326 --> 01:24:59,593 ♪ watch me 1655 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:01,695 ♪ pick up on this 1656 01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:04,064 ♪ wit' yo bad self 1657 01:25:24,252 --> 01:25:25,686 ♪ clean up your act and change your clothes 1658 01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:28,322 ♪ did you get it don't see you no more 1659 01:25:28,324 --> 01:25:29,256 ♪ don't come around here 1660 01:25:29,258 --> 01:25:31,692 ♪ unless you're doin' what I'm doin' to the man right here 1661 01:25:31,694 --> 01:25:32,993 ♪ you can practice till you get tight 1662 01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:35,963 ♪ you can stand in front of the mirror all night till you get it right 1663 01:25:35,965 --> 01:25:36,964 ♪ tell me what's wrong with ya 1664 01:25:36,966 --> 01:25:39,133 ♪ wouldn't have no soul but an afro comb to ya 1665 01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:40,334 ♪ about to teach ya how to talk 1666 01:25:40,336 --> 01:25:43,203 ♪ gotta move your legs 'fore the sister show you how to roll 1667 01:25:43,205 --> 01:25:44,271 ♪ dip a little bit move your neck 1668 01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:46,707 ♪ 'cause you probably couldn't catch a rhythm in a net 1669 01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:47,774 ♪ you're all beat with no stance 1670 01:25:47,776 --> 01:25:50,644 ♪ can't sing, can't dance can't jump 'cause you off balance 1671 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:51,512 ♪ gotta listen to the groove 1672 01:25:51,514 --> 01:25:53,881 ♪ that's if you ever could call yourself new and improved 1673 01:25:53,883 --> 01:25:55,949 ♪ get up on this 1674 01:25:55,951 --> 01:25:57,251 ♪ watch me 1675 01:25:57,253 --> 01:25:59,553 ♪ pick up on this 1676 01:25:59,555 --> 01:26:00,988 ♪ wit' yo bad self 1677 01:26:00,990 --> 01:26:03,323 ♪ get up on this 1678 01:26:03,525 --> 01:26:04,691 ♪ watch me 1679 01:26:04,693 --> 01:26:06,994 ♪ pick up on this 1680 01:26:06,996 --> 01:26:09,363 ♪ wit' yo bad self 1681 01:26:45,767 --> 01:26:47,868 ♪ tell me who you know who rap album full of singles 1682 01:26:47,870 --> 01:26:49,836 ♪ we're ready to play 'can't sing my jingle 1683 01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:51,004 ♪ your mama tell 'em don't talk to strangers 1684 01:26:51,006 --> 01:26:53,340 ♪ when the video come on hey, let 'em sing "danger" 1685 01:26:53,342 --> 01:26:55,142 ♪ they go outside and shake a feather 1686 01:26:55,144 --> 01:26:57,477 ♪ just make sure you don't break it 1687 01:26:57,479 --> 01:26:58,512 ♪ rhymin', signin' behind the beat 1688 01:26:58,514 --> 01:27:00,647 ♪ so if you hear 'em cursin' don't blame it on me 1689 01:27:00,649 --> 01:27:02,649 ♪ stand on stage lookin' good in the light 1690 01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:04,251 ♪ a young black rapper I do all right 1691 01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:06,320 ♪ and you can feel the kids a-kickin' his songs 1692 01:27:06,322 --> 01:27:08,488 ♪ and when I'm on the mike I can't do no wrong 1693 01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:09,556 ♪ I break 'em off I do my thang 1694 01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:12,092 ♪ trend-setter cuttin' up ain't nothin' gon' change 1695 01:27:12,094 --> 01:27:13,227 ♪ I tear down a disc break for two 1696 01:27:13,229 --> 01:27:15,896 ♪ and now I'm payin' my dues I wish they would call me new 1697 01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:17,864 ♪ get up on this 1698 01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:19,066 ♪ watch me 1699 01:27:19,068 --> 01:27:21,368 ♪ pick up on this 1700 01:27:21,370 --> 01:27:22,836 ♪ wit' yo bad self 1701 01:27:22,838 --> 01:27:25,205 ♪ get up on this 1702 01:27:25,306 --> 01:27:26,573 ♪ watch me 1703 01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,742 ♪ pick up on this 1704 01:27:28,744 --> 01:27:31,278 ♪ wit' yo bad self 1705 01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:09,783 ♪ get up on this 1706 01:28:09,951 --> 01:28:11,218 ♪ watch me 1707 01:28:11,220 --> 01:28:13,420 ♪ pick up on this 1708 01:28:13,422 --> 01:28:14,921 ♪ wit' yo bad self 1709 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:17,391 ♪ get up on this 1710 01:28:17,393 --> 01:28:18,625 ♪ watch me 1711 01:28:18,627 --> 01:28:20,894 ♪ pick up on this 1712 01:28:20,896 --> 01:28:22,362 ♪ wit' yo bad self 1713 01:28:22,364 --> 01:28:24,865 ♪ get up on this 1714 01:28:24,867 --> 01:28:26,099 ♪ watch me 1715 01:28:26,101 --> 01:28:28,368 ♪ pick up on this 1716 01:28:28,370 --> 01:28:29,836 ♪ wit' yo bad self 1717 01:28:29,838 --> 01:28:32,072 ♪ get up on this127579