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♪ Well, East Coast girls are hip ♪
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♪ I really dig those styles they wear ♪
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♪ And the Southern girls,
with the way they talk ♪
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♪ They knock me out when I'm down there ♪
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♪ I wish they all could be California ♪
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♪ I wish they all
could be California ♪
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♪ I wish they all could be California ♪
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♪ Girl ♪♪
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You got this.
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You got this. You can do it.
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He's on the next floor up!
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Lunchtime.
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Eat this.
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Oh.
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With record inflation
and unemployment numbers soaring,
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the economy hit historic lows Monday.
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However, in a positive sign, the
stock market has gone through the roof,
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creating five brand-new
billionaires today.
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Topping the list is...
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You know I'm supposed
to be retired on a beach somewhere?
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Amihan?
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Ami, is that you?
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Do you know who I am?
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Give me your phone.
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What do you want?
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Sir, please, whatever it is,
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I'm sure we can fix it.
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You got any painkillers?
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Of course I do, I'm a grandma.
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Get 'em.
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Here. Over here. Come on.
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All right.
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- If you really want to help me, then...
- I'm so sorry, dear...
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...but I do know who you are.
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Ah, fuck me.
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We're gonna be rich.
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Go, go, go! Clear!
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- Don't move.
- We have a visual.
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Subject deceased.
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- We have a go.
- Jackpot confirmed.
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- We're good.
- Well, then, bring him in.
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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
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♪ Money ♪
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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
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- In, guys. Come on, let's go, let's go.
- ♪ Money ♪
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- Come on, come on, come on, let's go.
- ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
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♪ Money ♪
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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
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Congratulations, Tala Almazan.
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I'm Johnny Grand,
and you just won the Grand Lottery.
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We're going to LEGOLAND!
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And that'll get me another 50K, right?
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Don't be greedy.
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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪♪
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♪ Uh-oh ♪
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♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
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♪ Uh-oh ♪
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♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
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- You're fucking joking, right?
- ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
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No, our daughter did not get the part.
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She totally shit the bed.
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Got in the audition room
and completely clammed up like an amateur.
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I-I thought you ran
those goddamned lines with her.
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Well, it didn't work, did it?
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All she had to do, Leanne,
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was catch the baseball,
wink at the camera and say,
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"Betty Butter is the best butter
when buying better butter."
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I just fucking did it.
I just fucking did it.
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Well, it was a big job, Leanne, okay,
and she fucking blew it.
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Maybe she'd book more mature parts, Leann,
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if she didn't dress
like Strawberry fucking Shortcake.
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Don't you hang up. Goddamn it.
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Oh, sure, now you can act,
when there's no one who can hire you.
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That's great.
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Give me a goddamn break.
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I don't want to make a scene
in front of your, uh, daughter
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because you're her daddy
and little girls love their daddies
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even when they're assholes,
but maybe if you weren't such an asshole
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and asked her if she actually
wanted to be an actor,
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she wouldn't grow up
to fucking hate your guts.
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Thanks, Dr. Phil.
How much do I owe you for that bullshit?
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Why don't I report you to child services
for child abuse?
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You know, I'm off duty, but I can
definitely still arrest you, if you want.
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You're a cop?
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Officer Katherine Kim,
Ventura County license 62638.
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So, I highly suggest you start treating
your daughter like a human being
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as opposed to a fucking ATM.
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Yeah.
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I really do like your dress, sweetie.
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Sorry for all the bad words.
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I only curse when your mom's
being a fucking bitch.
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Excuse me, do you have the time?
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Oh, yeah.
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- It's, uh, 4:30.
- Uh-huh.
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You're a little young for a cop.
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Um...
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Well, I'm not a cop.
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I'm an actor.
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I knew it.
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You're pretty good.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, I just hate fuckers like that.
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Yeah.
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So, what would I have seen you...?
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All right, did you play a businesswoman
who moved to a small town
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and learned to love Christmas again?
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No.
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- Then I probably wouldn't have seen you.
- Hmm.
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I've been, uh, out of the business
for a while.
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- And now you're back?
- Yeah.
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Me and millions of other people.
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My dear, you listen.
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There's only one you.
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You are unique
and you have your own voice.
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Now, you just be true to who you are.
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You're gonna make it, I can feel it.
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Oh.
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Well... thanks.
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That was really nice.
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Now, what's your name?
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Because I want to keep an eye out for you
when you're famous.
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Katie. Katie Kim.
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Oh, well, Miss Kim...
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...I hope your legs fall off?
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I-Isn't that what actors say?
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Yeah, that's exactly what they say.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, my God.
That Golden Girl bitch stole my watch.
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What the fuck?
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Yeah, thanks for nothing.
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...and due to multiple
winnerless rollovers
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prompting record-breaking ticket sales,
tomorrow's jackpot
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in the monthly Grand Lottery now stands
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at a whopping and historic $3.6 billion.
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We've never seen anything
like this before...
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♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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♪ On the half shell,
they're the heroes four ♪
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♪ In this day and age,
who could ask for more? ♪
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♪ The crime wave is high
with muggings mysterious ♪
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♪ All police and detectives are furious ♪
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♪ 'Cause they can't find the source
of this lethally evil force ♪
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- ♪ This is serious, so give me a quarter ♪
- ♪ This is serious, man, give me a quarter ♪
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♪ I was a witness, get me a reporter ♪
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♪ Call April O'Neil in on this case,
eh, you better hurry up...
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Protect and earn.
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♪ Where I come from isn't all that great ♪
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♪ My automobile is a piece of crap ♪
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♪ My fashion sense is a little wack ♪
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♪ And my friends are just
as screwy as me ♪
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♪ I didn't go to boarding schools ♪
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♪ Preppy girls never looked at me ♪
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♪ Why should they? I ain't nobody ♪
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♪ Got nothing in my pocket ♪
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- ♪ Beverly Hills ♪
- Um...
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Excuse me, sir. Uh, what's going on?
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Is there an evacuation or something?
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Lottery Day tomorrow.
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♪ Livin' in Beverly Hills ♪
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Lottery Day? What does that mean?
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Lottery Day.
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No, yeah, I heard you.
It's just I'm new in town,
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- so I'm not really up on the L.A. stuff.
- Read the sign.
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Oh.
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♪ Beverly Hills ♪
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♪ That's where I want to be ♪
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♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme ♪
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♪ Livin' in Beverly Hills ♪♪
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Well, at least the neighborhood's diverse.
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It smells like shit and piss.
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Get in the back!
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Get in the back of the car!
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Ta-da.
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Oh, wow.
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It looks a little different from...
the Airbnb photos.
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Yeah, I think the lighting is different.
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Well, the entire room is different.
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Oh, yeah, no, it was a different house,
'cause we use fake photos.
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'Cause, like, who's gonna stay here
if we don't?
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Wow, I've never been catfished
by a house before.
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What?
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Oh, wow. Okay.
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That's interesting. Is this you?
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Oh, my God. Yeah, that's me.
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That's my manifestation board.
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You gotta manifest the stuff you want
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or else bad stuff's gonna happen
to you, dude.
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- This is a nice, nice little bed here.
- Hmm.
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So, why are you here?
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Are you here for, like,
pleasure or pain or...
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No, I'm an actress.
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Yeah, me, I'm a marine biologist at NASA.
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Why would NASA need a marine biologist?
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Psych, bitch.
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- I got you. I totally fooled you.
- Yeah.
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I'm an actress, too.
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Actress recognize actress, okay?
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Are you gonna get that?
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- The phone?
- Oh.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my God. 'Cause I know...
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- Yeah, it's my fucking mom. Bye.
- Oh.
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She calls me all the time.
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I haven't answered in two years.
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How 'bout that?
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Then she just calls and calls and calls.
And she's like,
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"Shadi, I love you."
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"Shadi, I miss you."
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"Shadi, how are you?"
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Hmm. That's sweet.
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Fucking asshole.
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- My mom's dead.
- Lucky.
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Yo!
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Oh, my God, DJ's here. DJ.
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DJ. DJ.
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- DJ!
- DJ!
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- Oh, my God.
- Wh-why don't you just go out...
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I can't wait for you to meet him.
You're gonna literally die.
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- He's a deejay named DJ.
- Wow.
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- I, honestly, I think his parents were fucking psychic.
- Right.
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- You've got to meet DJ. Come on.
- Oh.
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- Baby!
- Baby!
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- You see how big the jackpot is?
- Oh, my God.
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Like, what, like, $3 billion.
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That's, like, twice as much as a million.
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- That's so...
- This door!
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Yeah. That's us.
That's you and me.
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- That's you and me. That's you and me.
- That's you and me.
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Come here, come here.
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Okay.
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This is DJ.
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- This is him.
- Hi. - Hey, I'm DJ.
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- Uh, really cool to meet you. Yeah.
- Yeah, you, too.
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Do you guys have a house key?
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- Yeah. Oh, here you go.
- Oh.
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- Yeah, just go for it.
- Thank you. Thank...
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Oh, shit. Oh, I'm so sorry.
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- What the fuck was that?
- Babe?
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- I thought you were gonna dodge it.
- Why?
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Look at your bag.
It says you go to fighting school.
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Oh. Okay, what the fuck is stage fighting?
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It's fake fighting for movies.
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Wait, they fake fight in movies?
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Can I have the fucking keys, please?
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- Could you chill. Could you just chill.
- No.
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May I have the house keys, please?
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- Yeah, sure. Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Ooh.
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You got quick hands, Katie.
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- That was a good catch.
- That was a great catch.
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Mm.
253
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,166
What's her problem?
254
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,333
She's an actress.
255
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,083
Fuck.
256
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,291
No, we're not cool.
257
00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:29,851
Hey there.
258
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,392
Did you just win the Grand Lottery?
259
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:34,208
Is every citizen of Los Angeles
now trying to murder you
260
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,416
so they can win an unimaginably
large sum of money?
261
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,916
{\an8}Well, you can turn to me, Noel Cassidy.
262
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,541
{\an8}I will get you to sundown.
263
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,309
Sundown, sundown.
264
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,916
Oh, what the...?
265
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,166
Oh, shit.
266
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,583
Oh!
267
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,083
What... What is that?
268
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:09,916
What the fuck is that?
269
00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:14,791
Is this my new friend, Katie Kim?
270
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,000
Did it rain last night?
271
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,250
'Cause there seems to be
a pretty big leak in your ceiling.
272
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,666
That's crap. It doesn't rain in L.A.
273
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,416
No, I'm not lying.
There really is a leak in your ceiling.
274
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,000
No, I know it's leaking.
275
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,916
That's actual crap.
We have a sewage thing.
276
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:33,166
Um, it's just that all
of my-my clothes are wrecked
277
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,625
and-and I have a showcase
in a couple hours.
278
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,000
Man, Katie, I feel so bad about this.
279
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,750
Like, let me make it right.
280
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,625
Why don't you pay me to rent my clothes?
281
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,458
You want me to pay you?
282
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,458
It's your sewage on my clothes.
283
00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:47,375
Whoa, it's not my sewage.
284
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,750
It's the people upstairs.
285
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,958
My sewage leaks on Mrs. Kachekarian.
286
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,666
Okay.
287
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:53,916
How much for the clothes?
288
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,833
Uh... $40. That's the going rate.
289
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,291
Fine.
290
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:02,458
Great.
291
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,892
Oh, this is going to be so fun.
We're going to look like twins.
292
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,708
Worth every penny.
293
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,375
You going to Comic Con or something?
294
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,708
No. Why do you say that?
295
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:16,101
If you're not going to Comic Con,
296
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,851
why are you dressed like
the British robot from Star Wars?
297
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,000
How far are we from the destination?
298
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,708
Wait a second, are you famous?
299
00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:23,166
- I recognize you.
- Uh-huh.
300
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,708
- I do.
- It's possible. I was in...
301
00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:27,017
Are you in that video where you put
a can of Monster up your butt?
302
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:28,166
No, that wasn't me.
303
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:31,083
- It was orange flavor.
- You think the flavor would jog my memory?
304
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,767
I don't know what it's like
to shove something like that up my butt.
305
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:34,833
I don't either.
306
00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:38,125
I worked with a ton of celebrities
when I did construction.
307
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,226
I actually installed
Machine Gun Kelly's panic room.
308
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,416
What does Machine Gun Kelly
have to panic about?
309
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,375
Running out of skin to tattoo?
310
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:45,875
What do you think I'd panic about?
311
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:47,541
Not talking?
312
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:48,750
Bingo.
313
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,673
Awesome.
I think I'm gonna put my headphones in
314
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,601
for the rest of the ride,
if that's okay with you.
315
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:55,065
Okay, keep the volume low
so you can hear me when I say stuff.
316
00:16:56,666 --> 00:17:00,916
Okay, make sure
to thumb-print those lotto tickets, L.A.,
317
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,875
because we are just ten minutes away from
drawing our biggest jackpot winner yet.
318
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,333
Great. They're rebooting Barbie.
319
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:25,416
Katie Kim.
320
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,250
Oh, yes, present.
321
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,958
All right, so,
we're just about ready for you,
322
00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:36,333
but first, that's going to be $400.
323
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:37,625
Oh.
324
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,458
Because it had said $200 online.
325
00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:41,750
Yeah, that's our online price.
326
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,458
In person, it's $400.
327
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:47,208
Oh. Well, in that case, maybe I can go
get a computer and just do that online.
328
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:49,541
Oh, I wish. That'd be so great, right?
329
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,458
Unfortunately, you're here,
330
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:55,083
in person, so it's $400.
331
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,250
Are you serious about being famous?
332
00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,416
Yeah.
333
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,791
Oh. Real cash.
334
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,125
- It's retro.
- Yeah.
335
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,500
Okay, come on in, and hey, smile.
It's your big break.
336
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:08,958
Come on.
337
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:11,166
'Kay.
338
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,083
Oof.
339
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,791
Hi. I'm Katie.
340
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,958
You just come from some sci-fi thing?
341
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:22,083
Oh. No, I...
342
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,083
- Any acting experience?
- Yeah, totally.
343
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,375
Uh, mostly when I was younger.
344
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:29,000
You couldn't turn on the TV
in the mid-2000s without seeing me.
345
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:32,125
Oh, are you the kid from the
Spaghetti Squares commercials?
346
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:35,458
Yeah. "Who cares? It's Spaghetti Squares."
347
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:38,750
Well, we are honored to have
canned pasta royalty in our presence.
348
00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:42,125
So, anything since Spaghetti Squares?
349
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,458
I was taking care of my sick mom
back in Michigan,
350
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:48,791
and, uh, just got back into town
and ready to act.
351
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,541
You left your mom by herself?
352
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,875
Is she okay?
353
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,791
No, she died.
354
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,500
No, so she's not.
355
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,750
Which I thought was implied.
356
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,625
Oh.
357
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,125
Did you kill her?
358
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,541
No, um...
359
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:04,267
All right, well, is this your monologue,
or did you prepare something?
360
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:06,250
No, I-I... Sorry, I have something, yeah.
361
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,916
Registering player
for the next draw.
362
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,833
Good luck, Katie Kim.
363
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:16,434
Hey, Spaghetti Squares, are you ready?
We got a lot of girls waiting.
364
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,958
Yeah, yes. I'm going to start.
365
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,184
- You should really have that memorized.
- I do, I do. I'm sorry.
366
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:22,833
Real actors are always off-book.
367
00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:26,708
Yes, and I am also a real actor,
so I will be going off-book.
368
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:27,791
Enough!
369
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:30,291
That's enough now.
370
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,458
From all of you.
371
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,583
You think water moves fast?
372
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,041
Well, you should see ice.
373
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,416
It moves like it has a mind.
374
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,958
Like it killed the world once...
375
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:40,250
- Touch your toes.
- Is that from Deep Blue Sea?
376
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,583
Uh...
377
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,166
Sorry, I-I, I just, I had more.
378
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,684
I want to know if you're flexible,
so touch your toes, please.
379
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,083
Why?
380
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,916
'Cause we want to see
how vulnerable you are.
381
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Mm. Mm-hmm.
382
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,833
Could I see you, uh, jiggle a little?
383
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:53,958
Give me my money back.
384
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,625
You paid to be seen. You were seen.
385
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,333
- Libby.
- Oh, that's me.
386
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:04,125
- Hi.
- Hi. Good to see you.
387
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,916
Hey. Don't let them get to you.
388
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,833
You are worth so much more than this.
389
00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:13,083
Thank you. I, like, I really needed
to hear that today.
390
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:14,208
Hey.
391
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,791
Don't let them get to you.
392
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,041
You are worth so much more than this.
393
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,333
Don't let them get to you.
394
00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:22,083
You are worth so much more than this.
395
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,458
- So much...
- Break a leg.
396
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,333
You break a leg, bitch.
397
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,541
Break your entire fucking body.
398
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:28,875
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
399
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,666
Are you seeing it's her?
400
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,500
Oh.
401
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,041
Excuse me.
402
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:56,291
Oh, I-I definitely didn't get the part,
so there's no need for the death stare.
403
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,958
Oh. Oh.
404
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:04,291
Ow.
405
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,458
Oh, shit.
406
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:08,791
What the fuck, ladies?
407
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:11,075
"Break a leg" means good luck
in the theater. Calm down.
408
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,583
Back off, Riley. She's my jackpot.
409
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,250
Congrats, girlie. You're famous now.
410
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:23,291
And I'm gonna be rich.
411
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,541
Ho. Ho, ho, ho, ho.
412
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,875
Oh, oh, oh, not the heel.
413
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,833
Jesus. Hollywood's gotten
extremely competitive.
414
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,041
What?
415
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,500
The fuck is going on?
416
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:46,000
- She went down here.
- She's my jackpot!
417
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:53,208
Oh, come on.
418
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,208
She's mine.
419
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,375
My jackpot.
420
00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,625
Jackpot!
421
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:01,000
Oh, shit.
422
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,500
My jackpot!
423
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:07,083
She's mine.
424
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,291
- You want some of this?
- Everyone!
425
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,583
Time out! Hey!
426
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:12,875
What is happening?
427
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,250
Everybody back off.
428
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,541
Thank you.
429
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,458
She's my jackpot.
430
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:18,208
What is that, a sex thing?
431
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,642
- What are you doing? Let go.
- No. No, you let go.
432
00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:29,083
- Let go. Let go.
- No. I will not let go.
433
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,708
- Ma'am, ma'am.
- We're bonding. You can't kill me now.
434
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,375
Hey, girl.
435
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,333
You're better than this. Maybe you're not.
436
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,125
Can't we help each other out?
437
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,500
Oh!
438
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:54,125
Oh, my God! That's your student!
439
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,541
No. No, please, no.
440
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,250
Oh, my God.
441
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,166
I'm so sorry about that.
442
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,875
Ah! God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Let me go. Let me go.
443
00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:05,416
Wait, don't, don't let me go.
444
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,958
Don't let me go!
445
00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:08,791
...elbows to bring your knees.
446
00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:10,208
There we go. Beautiful.
447
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,416
Oh.
448
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,916
Oh, ladies. Thank God.
449
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:29,041
Oh. You guys have the cards, too.
450
00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:31,208
Uh-oh, you guys have the cards, too.
451
00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:32,809
I think I'm just gonna go
through the wall.
452
00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:35,166
Okay, okay.
453
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,642
I'm-I'm going with you. I'm going with you.
454
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:38,791
Wait up, Trish!
455
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,708
Ow.
456
00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:44,041
Katie Kim, you're mine!
457
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,500
It's my money!
458
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,875
- Door.
- That's my jackpot.
459
00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,750
X block!
460
00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:58,875
- You're dead.
- I'm not here.
461
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,309
I'm just a haunted yoga mat, y'all.
462
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,541
Oh, ooh, I would faint, too.
463
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,750
Oh, what the...!
464
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,555
Don't do it, Jessica.
465
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,416
Why me?
466
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,916
3.6 billion reasons.
467
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
What?
468
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:34,791
Now what?
469
00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,041
No.
470
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:43,458
Ten percent.
471
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:44,916
What?
472
00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:49,083
First five takedowns are free.
473
00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:51,083
After that, it'll cost you ten percent.
474
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,166
That's freebie number two.
475
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,416
Oh!
476
00:24:56,541 --> 00:24:57,666
That's freebie number three.
477
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,267
You are really burning through them, eh?
478
00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:00,541
I'm keeping track.
479
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,875
Go.
480
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,541
- Oh, my God.
- That's freebie four.
481
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:05,791
She's mine.
482
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,291
- Here, take this.
- Gotcha.
483
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:11,809
Scroll to the bottom,
use your thumbprint to sign it.
484
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,458
Sorry if the screen's a bit cold.
485
00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:15,041
Sign what?
486
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:18,000
That's your last freebie.
487
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,083
Guy!
488
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:24,309
Okay, you know what, he was attacking me,
so I'm not gonna charge you for that.
489
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:25,500
That's just me being nice.
490
00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:27,541
All right.
491
00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:29,875
Hey, why is there so much legalese
in here?
492
00:25:29,958 --> 00:25:30,998
Standard terms of service.
493
00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,851
I don't mean to push you,
but it's now or never.
494
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:33,875
Okay.
495
00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:35,083
Okay, great.
496
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,392
Ah, congratulations.
497
00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:38,934
We have a consensual
business relationship.
498
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,708
Hold my coattails.
499
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,458
- Make your feet sharp.
- What?
500
00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:54,208
Whoa.
501
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:56,708
Oh!
502
00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:00,666
No, no.
503
00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:04,958
- Oh, hell no.
- Oh, hell yeah.
504
00:26:06,291 --> 00:26:07,458
Whoa.
505
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,155
I did not sign up for this shit.
506
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:16,666
Oh. Oh, girl. Oh, girl.
507
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:17,958
Ooh!
508
00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:19,083
I felt that, too.
509
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,809
- Right in the bean.
- Okay, okay.
510
00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:22,666
Okay, you done? Untie me.
511
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,916
You sure about that?
512
00:26:29,416 --> 00:26:30,791
Yeah, wax off, bro.
513
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:35,666
You got fast hands.
514
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:38,000
Well, I'm not looking for
hand compliments right now.
515
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:40,625
I want to know what the fuck is going on.
516
00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:42,208
And what am I threatening you with?
517
00:26:42,291 --> 00:26:45,375
Oh, that shoots enzyme-protein-peptide-
bioactive constituent rounds
518
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:47,083
that cause temporary paralysis.
519
00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:49,208
- What?
- Wasp venom.
520
00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:52,208
Lottery security requires
a specialized set of tools.
521
00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:54,833
Yeah, you-you are holding that all wrong.
522
00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:56,517
- No, I got my finger on the...
- Just it's, no, you...
523
00:26:56,541 --> 00:26:57,958
Give me that thing.
524
00:26:58,041 --> 00:27:00,708
I just want you to know that I'm not mad.
525
00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:04,208
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
526
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,476
Do you want them to choke on their tongues?
527
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,601
Based upon the last four minutes
with them, yeah, a little bit.
528
00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:09,791
I would love that, actually.
529
00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:13,625
Okay, listen, the drone posts
your location in 14 minutes.
530
00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:15,833
- We are leaving.
- The drone? What drone?
531
00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:20,559
Okay, so the rules say your fans
can't kill anyone else
532
00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:21,833
for your money, just you.
533
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:24,309
Also, your fans cannot use
lethal ballistics... that means no guns...
534
00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:27,833
but anything throwable is legal
and, trust me, they throw some nasty shit.
535
00:27:27,916 --> 00:27:29,000
Hold on, hold on. "Fans"?
536
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,208
I don't have any fans.
537
00:27:30,291 --> 00:27:32,500
Hey. It's Katie Kim.
538
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,500
We should go. Car doors open.
539
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,142
There she is.
540
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:40,666
That's her.
541
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:41,958
There's Katie!
542
00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:43,642
Hey, you really don't know
what's going on?
543
00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,500
I know you're some sort of
kung fu bodybuilder
544
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:48,333
that cares about the tongues of people
he beats up.
545
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,708
I mean, that feels rude,
but not inaccurate.
546
00:27:51,791 --> 00:27:53,309
I need the money!
547
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,041
I live in that food truck!
548
00:28:02,708 --> 00:28:05,125
♪ All I need is money, money ♪
549
00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:07,041
♪ Get, get, get me some ♪
550
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,625
Yeah, go, go, go!
551
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:11,958
Go!
552
00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:17,375
♪ All I want is money, money,
get, get, get me, get me ♪
553
00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:19,166
Go, go, go!
554
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:21,101
♪ Get, get, get me some...
555
00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:22,541
Oh, wow.
556
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,291
That nice girl from the bus.
557
00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:25,916
- Good for her.
- I gotta go.
558
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,559
- Okay, Irene.
- ♪ All I need is money, money ♪
559
00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:28,666
♪ Get, get, get me some ♪♪
560
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,416
Let's go get some.
561
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,851
Only six hours
till sundown, jackpot lovers,
562
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:36,083
so if you want to find Katie Kim,
563
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:37,684
you'd better move it.
564
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:39,916
Katie, you won the lottery,
565
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,267
and now anyone with a losing ticket
566
00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:43,833
that kills you before sundown
gets your money. Legally.
567
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,166
Okay, that's murder.
568
00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:46,333
Oh, not in California.
569
00:28:46,416 --> 00:28:47,816
It's just a chance at the big time.
570
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:50,166
Okay, when the fuck
did this become a thing?
571
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,750
I don't know, a few years ago?
572
00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:53,708
How did you not hear about this?
573
00:28:53,791 --> 00:28:56,517
Me and my mom just watched movies
and emotionally neutral baking shows.
574
00:28:56,541 --> 00:28:58,958
We didn't watch the news.
It was too depressing.
575
00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:01,750
Yeah. But you gotta keep up
with what's going on in the world.
576
00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:03,458
It's your duty as a citizen of Earth.
577
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:07,291
Hey, look, the Shutterbug's gonna post
your location every 14 minutes,
578
00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:09,517
but your fans around here,
they're just gonna see it tailing us.
579
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,208
Oh, shit.
580
00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:18,583
- Hey, hey!
- Come on!
581
00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:19,916
Let's go!
582
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,040
I need you to put this on.
583
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,708
Get her!
584
00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:29,708
I'm sorry it's a little matchy-matchy,
but I need you to protect the head, okay?
585
00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:31,541
Oh, shit.
586
00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:34,500
♪ The time has come, the time has come ♪
587
00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:36,458
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ The time has come today ♪
588
00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:39,541
♪ The time has come ♪
589
00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,166
♪ The time has come...
590
00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:42,559
Helmet on, hold on tight, please.
591
00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:43,666
Go!
592
00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:45,708
Shit.
593
00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:47,351
Huh, they used
Clooney's tequila.
594
00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,226
I never got the tequila craze.
I'm more of a gin guy.
595
00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,541
You ever tried Artingstall's?
596
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:53,916
I will buy you a fucking case of it
if you let me out of this goddamn car.
597
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,166
Ah, God, be careful.
598
00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:09,333
Biker! Oh!
599
00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:11,125
Oh, shit.
600
00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:14,916
♪ The time has come, the time has come ♪
601
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,625
♪ The time has come today...
602
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:17,791
Knives. Knives. Knives.
603
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,875
Uh, this isn't mine.
604
00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,583
Did you thumb-print that?
605
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:28,125
On accident.
606
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,375
Cancel. Undo. Force quit. Delete.
607
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,291
Get down.
608
00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:42,333
How do I cancel this?
609
00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:44,642
You really want to quit the lottery
and miss out on all that money?
610
00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:45,666
Yes, I do.
611
00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:49,541
The only way to quit is...
612
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:54,333
The only way to quit is?
613
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,125
The only way to quit is?
614
00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:00,833
Oh, shit.
615
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:03,666
Goddamn it.
616
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,059
I don't want to sound like
a broken record,
617
00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:06,483
but I told you to protect the head.
618
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,250
But the only way to quit is what?
619
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:13,291
The only way to quit
is if you leave the city.
620
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,101
Okay, then let's leave the city, then.
621
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,965
The closest Quit Line is just past
the blue neon cross on the Grapevine.
622
00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:24,083
Blue neon cross, Grapevine.
623
00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:26,458
Let's go before I fucking
throw up in here.
624
00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:28,666
Har-har. Nobody quits the lottery.
625
00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:36,583
Go, go!
626
00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:41,500
Hey, you, that way! Shithead, that way!
627
00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:42,708
Let's go!
628
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:54,833
Hey, bootleg Captain America,
I'm dead serious.
629
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,541
I want to quit.
630
00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,416
Are you listening to me?
631
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,666
I want to get out of the game. Now.
632
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,791
Come on. You really mean that?
633
00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:06,916
How can someone whose face
looks so much like a giant ear
634
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,875
not hear what I'm saying?
635
00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:11,541
Okay, you're really bringing up
some stuff for me there.
636
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,500
Kids at school used to call me
Earface, okay?
637
00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,000
Get me outta the game!
638
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,541
Okay, I will get you to the Grapevine,
639
00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:23,125
but after I do,
you should seriously consider therapy.
640
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,916
Thank you. And I will.
641
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,708
But I-I...
642
00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:30,458
Wait a second.
643
00:32:30,541 --> 00:32:32,041
What's the catch?
644
00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,416
What, what is that?
645
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,934
You know
what you're doing right now?
646
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,083
No, I don't.
647
00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:45,541
You are looking
a gift horse in the mouth.
648
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,833
- Shit. Windows up.
- I thought you were having a stroke.
649
00:32:50,916 --> 00:32:53,684
♪ All we ever hear from you is blah, blah, blah ♪
650
00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,458
♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ♪
651
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:56,666
Ow!
652
00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:58,950
♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah ♪
653
00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:04,666
♪ All we ever hear from you
is blah, blah, blah ♪
654
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,541
♪ So all we ever do is go ja, ja, ja ♪
655
00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:09,351
♪ And we don't even care about
what they say ♪
656
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:10,916
Pull over!
657
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,416
♪ 'Cause it's ja, ja, ja, ja ♪
658
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,708
♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah ♪
659
00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:16,000
Oh, fu... Oh, shit.
660
00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:18,208
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit.
661
00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:20,083
Ah, ah, there's swords.
662
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:23,250
Goddamn it. Oh, oh, oh.
663
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,625
You... will... not... stab... my... face.
664
00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:28,083
- Ow.
- Oh.
665
00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:30,838
Oh, yeah, the wasp gun.
That's a good idea. Yes.
666
00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:33,666
Oh! Oh!
667
00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:37,375
Bad. Bad biker. Bad biker.
668
00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:39,458
- Dude, she's not a dog.
- You don't know that.
669
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,291
- You drive.
- I-I don't drive.
670
00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:47,125
I can't drive. I can't drive.
671
00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:48,250
Fuck, I'm driving.
672
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:51,166
♪ All we ever hear from you
is blah, blah, blah...
673
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,583
What are you guys doing back there?
674
00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:56,375
I am a big man in a small back seat.
Cut me some slack.
675
00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,258
♪ And we don't even care about
what they say ♪
676
00:33:58,291 --> 00:33:59,476
♪ 'Cause it's ja, ja, ja, ja...
677
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,855
Here. Hey, could you pass me the helmet, please?
678
00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:07,708
Thank you.
679
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:11,541
Passenger door open.
680
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,601
What the hell was that?
681
00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:17,226
You think I'm gonna kick somebody out
of a moving car without a helmet?
682
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,875
I'm not a monster.
683
00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:22,309
Hey, be more careful.
I just paid this thing off.
684
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:23,809
Well, if you're waiting for an apology,
685
00:34:23,833 --> 00:34:26,114
you're gonna be an old fucking man
by the time that comes.
686
00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:29,541
Katie, could you pop the trunk, please?
687
00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,541
Oh, my God.
688
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,833
- Don't slow down.
- It's a dead end.
689
00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,583
I've seen deader.
690
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:45,708
Holy...!
691
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,125
Hit the brakes.
692
00:34:56,458 --> 00:34:58,000
Protect the head, bitch.
693
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,601
It's good to see that
you're coming around on helmets.
694
00:35:06,666 --> 00:35:08,333
Your car's all fucked up.
695
00:35:08,416 --> 00:35:09,583
It needs a tune.
696
00:35:09,666 --> 00:35:11,458
You know, it's not, uh, your fault.
697
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:13,250
You're just driving wrong.
698
00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:23,333
Hah! We lost 'em.
699
00:35:23,416 --> 00:35:25,625
Hey, what was your favorite part
of the chase?
700
00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:27,726
For me, it was, like, a toss-up
between the alley and...
701
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,583
Oh, balls.
702
00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:35,416
Okay, let's go. Let's go.
703
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,333
One, two, with the...
704
00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:38,875
- Oh.
- Fuck!
705
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,333
Why?!
706
00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:44,333
- So you get ten percent if I keep going?
- Yeah.
707
00:35:44,416 --> 00:35:45,500
What do you get if I quit?
708
00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:47,708
Zero.
709
00:35:47,791 --> 00:35:49,666
But I'll still help you. Get up.
710
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:51,351
Everybody wants a cut of me
except you, huh?
711
00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:54,458
Listen, Golden Rule: you treat people
like you want to be treated, and then...
712
00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:56,125
Oh, you dirt-faced me!
713
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,083
Put your hip into that one, didn't you?
714
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:03,666
Really hit the target there.
715
00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:04,666
How's it look? Good?
716
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,625
You look like a Muppet
just ran into a wall.
717
00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:08,125
Wow, that was wild.
718
00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,333
I can smell my own face. Good job.
719
00:36:11,791 --> 00:36:13,916
No problemo. I'll just crack this guy
back into place.
720
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,440
It'll be back to normal. Easy peasy.
721
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:21,083
Fuck! Oh, shit!
722
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:24,291
It feels like my nose
is tickling my dick hole!
723
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:26,791
Shit in my sneaker!
724
00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:29,125
Ah, fuck!
725
00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:33,125
Okay.
726
00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:34,958
That was good.
727
00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:39,500
Ah, shit.
728
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,783
Finally, some real help is here.
729
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,309
They're gonna try to kill you, Katie.
730
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,375
I am so happy to see you.
731
00:36:45,458 --> 00:36:47,583
Everybody has been trying to kill me.
732
00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:49,333
Oh.
733
00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:54,083
Shit, shit.
734
00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,000
Sorry.
735
00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,500
Katie!
736
00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:06,250
You came to Hollywood
to get recognized, Katie.
737
00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:07,625
Just embrace the irony.
738
00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:17,184
Pinky Pooh Pooh.
739
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:19,125
I love you.
740
00:37:19,208 --> 00:37:21,500
All right,
that'll be 20 bucks.
741
00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:28,750
Oh, no.
742
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:31,083
- I don't see her.
- Here.
743
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,333
Where is she? Where is she?
744
00:37:33,416 --> 00:37:35,666
Nowhere to run, Katie!
745
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:38,208
Where are you?
746
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,041
Excuse me. Uh, one ticket, please.
747
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:42,875
Oh, sorry. We're closed for renovations
till next week.
748
00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:44,500
Oh, goddamn it.
749
00:37:44,583 --> 00:37:45,583
Oh.
750
00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:47,916
Oh, oh, oh. No, no, no, no, you're safe.
751
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,708
Uh, come on. I'll-I'll just send 'em
down the street to my favorite titty bar.
752
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:53,500
My daughter's about your age.
753
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:56,500
And I think this lottery is immoral.
754
00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:58,125
Thank you. And I totally agree.
755
00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:00,916
And I also love Spaghetti Squares.
756
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,375
- Oh, you rec... you recognize me?
- Mm-hmm.
757
00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:05,378
Cool. I got recognized.
758
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:10,059
Hello, and welcome
to the Fameland Wax Museum.
759
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:12,208
Jenny from the block says
have a great time.
760
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:14,208
Is that supposed to be J.Lo?
761
00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:16,541
Looks like a statue of a woman
asking to see the manager.
762
00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:19,625
Okay.
763
00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:21,666
All right. Where the fuck are we?
764
00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:27,125
Hello?
765
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,500
Katie.
766
00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:30,500
Oh, my God. You poor thing.
767
00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:31,958
I just saw the news.
768
00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:33,208
Shadi?
769
00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:34,666
Yeah, girl.
770
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:36,041
Are you okay?
771
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:37,708
No, no, I'm not okay.
772
00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:39,751
I-I need to get to the Grapevine
to stop the game.
773
00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:41,375
Can I borrow your car?
774
00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:42,458
Anything for you.
775
00:38:42,541 --> 00:38:43,833
Like, where are you?
776
00:38:43,916 --> 00:38:45,500
I'm...
777
00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:47,208
hiding.
778
00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,708
Where are you?
779
00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:51,125
I'm at home.
780
00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:52,934
But, yeah, I think you should
just tell me your address
781
00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:54,666
and I can, I'll be right there.
782
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,666
Ah, Pinky Pooh Pooh.
783
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,625
I love you.
784
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,351
You know what, I think I'm actually
just gonna sit tight.
785
00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:03,892
- Hello, and welcome to the Fameland Wax Museum.
- Shh, shh, shh!
786
00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:06,541
Okay, got it.
Um, I-I'm coming. Just sit tight.
787
00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:08,166
Uh, uh, everything's gonna be fine.
788
00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:09,416
Okay.
789
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,083
Love you.
790
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:15,458
- Yes, yes, yes, yes?
- Yes.
791
00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:17,017
- You got her?
- She's fucking in there.
792
00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:18,559
- In the museum?
- She's in there.
793
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:20,541
But we can't go into the museum, remember?
794
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:21,791
We're banned.
795
00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:24,476
They're not gonna remember that we had sex
with one of the wax figures.
796
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,750
That was a long time ago.
797
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:27,416
It was, like, three weeks ago.
798
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,791
Come on, babe. Get with it.
799
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:30,583
I'm with it, I'm with it, I'm with it.
800
00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:33,000
♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪
801
00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,666
♪ Murder ♪♪
802
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,916
Shh, shh.
803
00:39:41,416 --> 00:39:44,375
Sorry, we're closed for renovations.
804
00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:47,083
Oh, you two are banned.
805
00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:51,000
What you two perverts did to the Tin Man
keeps me up at night.
806
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:52,625
Wait, that was the Tin Man?
807
00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:54,416
I thought we were fucking RoboCop.
808
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,541
- Is she in there?
- Who?
809
00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:59,166
You're a shitty actor.
810
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:01,333
Hyah!
811
00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:03,291
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
812
00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:04,541
Sorry about that, brother.
813
00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:08,916
None shall pass.
814
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,184
Hello, and welcome
to the Fameland Wax Museum.
815
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,500
Oh, shit.
816
00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:14,958
Jenny from the block says
have a great time.
817
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,000
Katie?
818
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,726
None shall pass.
819
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:22,791
Ugh, it's my mom again.
820
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,916
I get it. Someone has to pick up
your heart meds at the pharmacy.
821
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,375
I'm busy.
822
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:31,791
None shall pass.
823
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:34,541
Man, this place is chatty as fuck, huh?
824
00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:40,208
Who's ready to go to the Grapevine?
825
00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:42,291
I mean, you guys got here so fast.
826
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:45,916
- Wh...
- Yeah, wh-what was so crazy about that
827
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
- is, like, I thought we were at home...
- Mm-hmm.
828
00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:51,500
...and then I realized that we weren't.
829
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,291
You're not much of an improvisor, are you?
830
00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:54,791
Fuck you. I'm great at improv.
831
00:40:54,875 --> 00:40:56,458
I just need time to prepare.
832
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:58,333
Oh.
833
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:02,875
- How 'bout you curl up with a good book, Katie.
- Nice one, babe.
834
00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:04,875
- Using my props.
- Ow!
835
00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:07,250
How dare you hit a woman?
I will kill you for that!
836
00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:14,833
Ow!
837
00:41:14,916 --> 00:41:16,208
Oh, shit, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
838
00:41:16,291 --> 00:41:17,333
Okay, hit her.
839
00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,083
Yeah, you guys gonna kill me? Huh?
840
00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,916
What if I turn the tables on you
with my staff.
841
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,666
Watch out. She's gonna use magic.
842
00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:30,833
Incoming. Staff memo.
843
00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:38,250
Oh, God, that was stupid.
844
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,750
We are, like,
so blessed.
845
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,625
Wait, guys, come on. We're friends.
846
00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,000
We traded clothes.
847
00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:50,443
Yeah, and now you're making me
get your blood all over them.
848
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:53,041
♪ When I walk in the spot ♪
849
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:54,958
- ♪ This is what I see ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪
850
00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:56,166
♪ Everybody stops ♪
851
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:58,000
- Enough!
- ♪ And they staring at me ♪
852
00:41:58,083 --> 00:41:59,708
- ♪ I got passion in my pants ♪
- Mm. Mm.
853
00:41:59,791 --> 00:42:01,875
♪ And I ain't afraid to show it ♪
854
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,500
♪ I'm sexy and I know it...
855
00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:07,041
Stop being such a dick
and just let us kill you.
856
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:10,500
Well, here goes Cher number one.
857
00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:13,750
Here goes Cher number two.
858
00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:16,416
They're the Kardashians, you idiot.
859
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,916
What? Really?
860
00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:21,291
Well, try keeping up with this Kardashian,
motherfucker.
861
00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:23,500
Who wants some head?
862
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,500
♪ I got passion in my pants
and I ain't afraid to show it ♪
863
00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:30,625
♪ Show it, show it, show it ♪
864
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,059
♪ I'm sexy and I know it ♪♪
865
00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:35,916
Welcome to
the murder room.
866
00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:38,458
Wait, is that knife real?
867
00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:41,250
If it isn't,
this is gonna take a while.
868
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,166
Oh, shit.
869
00:42:53,416 --> 00:42:54,458
Owie.
870
00:42:54,541 --> 00:42:57,250
No, no, no. Get her, babe.
Get her babe.
871
00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:58,973
Don't get her, babe. Don't get her, babe.
872
00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:10,750
Oh!
873
00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,583
- Ow.
- I got her.
874
00:43:16,291 --> 00:43:18,211
We're rich, babe. We're rich.
We're billionaires.
875
00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:19,833
Oh, shit.
876
00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:24,166
Great. Now I'm the weirdo
that cares about strangers' tongues.
877
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,541
- Get up. Come on. Get up.
- Okay.
878
00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:31,166
Oh, no, no, no.
879
00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:32,625
- Oh.
- We're locked in.
880
00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:35,348
- We can't kill you from in here, Katie.
- What? Girl, you cheated.
881
00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:38,833
And here at
the Fameworld Wax Museum,
882
00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:40,625
you can see celebrities like...
883
00:43:40,708 --> 00:43:43,000
Well, that looks like Katie Kim,
884
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:45,142
but she's not dumb enough
to walk around here like that.
885
00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:46,601
- That's not Katie Kim.
- Oh. Oh, shit.
886
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:47,625
That is Katie Kim.
887
00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:54,291
Holy crap.
Did that look as cool as it felt?
888
00:43:56,916 --> 00:43:58,596
Watch your toes. I'm gonna peel out, okay?
889
00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:02,416
She's getting away!
890
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:03,750
Go, go, go!
891
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,958
Hey, hey, hey, hey. No shoving.
892
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:07,767
Safety first when you're trying
to kill somebody.
893
00:44:07,791 --> 00:44:10,125
♪ Bleed that, you be like,
there ain't life, no, no...
894
00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:11,750
You stole a cop car?
895
00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,291
Borrowed.
896
00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:15,916
Oh, you're hurt.
897
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,351
Uh, let's just get you to the Grapevine.
898
00:44:18,375 --> 00:44:20,767
You get the money if I keep playing.
If I quit, you get nothing.
899
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:22,708
And-and if you kill me, you get it all.
900
00:44:22,791 --> 00:44:26,166
So why the hell would I trust you
to help me quit?
901
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,050
Why are you trying to convince me
to kill you?
902
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:30,208
Because you are making some solid points.
903
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:35,785
Have you ever considered the possibility
that I actually might be a nice person?
904
00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:37,083
Yeah, oh, yeah, sure.
905
00:44:37,166 --> 00:44:39,875
A nice person who, like, loves
and wants a superyacht.
906
00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:41,416
I don't want a superyacht.
907
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,166
You so want a superyacht.
908
00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:44,791
- I don't want a superyacht.
- You do.
909
00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:45,958
- I don't!
- Superyacht!
910
00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:48,166
Whoa.
911
00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:51,666
Can you stop crashing?
912
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:53,083
You don't get it, do you?
913
00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:56,291
They're going to post your location
in less than three minutes, all right?
914
00:44:56,375 --> 00:44:58,333
That means every asshole
in a 50-block radius
915
00:44:58,416 --> 00:45:00,500
is gonna know exactly where you are.
916
00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:04,000
Jesus Christ, we need a bomb shelter
or something.
917
00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:07,416
Bomb shelter. Bomb shelter.
918
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,166
- I have an idea.
- Yeah?
919
00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:11,958
♪ I bleed it, you know I bleed it ♪♪
920
00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:27,750
What the fuck?
921
00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:33,666
- Hello.
- Hey.
922
00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:36,541
You here to move something or...?
923
00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:38,375
- No.
- No.
924
00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:40,833
Oh, my God. Fuck.
You're the cat walkers. Duh.
925
00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:42,000
You walk your cats?
926
00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,625
No, uh, cat walkers walk my cats.
927
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:44,833
I'm not weird.
928
00:45:44,916 --> 00:45:49,708
Uh, no, actually, we, um,
we are here for you.
929
00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:53,083
- We are here for you...
- Mr. Gun Kelly.
930
00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:54,375
...Mr. Gun Kelly.
931
00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:56,416
Why are you winking at me like that?
932
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,875
Why are you winking at me?
933
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,458
Oh, is this a sexual thing?
934
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:05,666
Yeah.
935
00:46:05,750 --> 00:46:07,041
- Yes.
- Got it. Okay. - Yeah.
936
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:09,750
Yeah, okay, so, um...
937
00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:11,791
- No and...
- Oh.
938
00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:14,625
...you would turn my asshole
into the Eye of Sauron,
939
00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:18,416
so let's not go on that Fellowship
of my ring.
940
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,958
Fare thee well, my little Hobbits.
941
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:25,583
Forget it. You're dead,
you unattainable asshole.
942
00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:27,166
Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit, okay.
943
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:28,500
Hey, Seth Rogen's next door.
944
00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:30,291
He's definitely easier to rob than me.
945
00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:31,916
Hey, if you kill her,
946
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000
remember to tip your friendly tour guide
a couple mill.
947
00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:39,000
Shit, shit.
948
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:46,166
Freeze.
949
00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:47,875
Panic room.
950
00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:01,500
Time to manifest, bitch.
951
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,791
Where is she?
952
00:47:06,416 --> 00:47:07,916
Noel, get in.
953
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,125
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.
954
00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:10,434
You can't just steal
people's panic rooms, dude.
955
00:47:10,458 --> 00:47:11,541
What are you, Jodie Foster?
956
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:13,559
He's just gonna give everybody the code,
they're going to open the door.
957
00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:15,125
We're fucked.
958
00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:16,208
Not if he can't.
959
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:18,458
I'm sorry, Mr. Gun Kelly,
but you know too much.
960
00:47:18,541 --> 00:47:20,208
I-I really don't, though.
961
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:22,208
- Ow.
- Ow!
962
00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:24,875
You know, I'm more of a white wine guy,
but this feels...
963
00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:27,375
...pretty good.
964
00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:29,666
Oh. Ho, ho.
965
00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:31,666
- They're over here.
- Shit, shit, shit.
966
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:35,791
Where are you?
967
00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:36,958
Fuck.
968
00:47:41,416 --> 00:47:42,833
Nice. Whoa.
969
00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,083
What the fuck, dude?
970
00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:46,142
I knew you were trying to kill me
this entire time.
971
00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:47,416
Kill you?
972
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,726
I was trying to save you...
your face was just in front of my gun.
973
00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:51,583
That is such a murder-y thing to say.
974
00:47:51,666 --> 00:47:52,916
You just want my money.
975
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,416
Really?
976
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:58,250
Okay, you know, that hurt.
977
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,625
So, Machine Gun Kelly has a panic room.
978
00:48:07,708 --> 00:48:10,500
What's that guy panic about,
running out of skin to tattoo?
979
00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:12,458
Am I right?
980
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:13,916
Espresso?
981
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,458
The, uh, machine matches your outfit.
982
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,434
How'd you find out about this place?
983
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,166
Lucky guess.
984
00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:25,500
God, there is no way out of here.
985
00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:26,750
Yeah, I see that.
986
00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:28,250
I don't think you'll need one.
987
00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:29,791
He'll be out for hours.
988
00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:32,250
I think we can just wait
the whole thing out in here.
989
00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:34,250
Oh. Oh, what a surprise
that you think that.
990
00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:35,833
You want to open that door
991
00:48:35,916 --> 00:48:38,916
and make a sprint for the Grapevine,
be my guest, all right? Relax.
992
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,833
We're in a hermetically sealed box.
993
00:48:40,916 --> 00:48:43,236
As long as nothing unexpected
consumes our oxygen reserves,
994
00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:44,541
we're gonna be completely fine.
995
00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:47,083
Okay, can you stop reassuring me?
996
00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:49,375
I am allowed to panic in a panic room.
997
00:48:57,416 --> 00:48:59,791
We got some time to ourselves, so...
998
00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,208
where you from?
999
00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:04,583
Me, I'm a Massachusetts boy.
1000
00:49:04,666 --> 00:49:06,500
Not the Ben Affleck part of Massachusetts.
1001
00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:09,500
The part that smells like dead fish.
1002
00:49:09,583 --> 00:49:10,875
Interesting things about me:
1003
00:49:10,958 --> 00:49:13,351
I hold the World Record
for Fastest Ironing of a Dress Shirt.
1004
00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:14,458
18 seconds.
1005
00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:15,875
I'm proud of that one.
1006
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:17,642
I got two sisters,
both in law enforcement...
1007
00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:19,708
one on the good side, one on the bad side.
1008
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,666
Oh! I'm a Hufflepuff.
1009
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,416
Knew it right away when I read the book.
1010
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,916
Took the online test......
confirmed it.
1011
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,750
I have a single adult zoo membership.
1012
00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:29,000
And, yes, I do use it.
1013
00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:30,541
And every week I buy a bag of salad,
1014
00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:33,105
I don't touch it, it turns to mush
and I throw it in the trash.
1015
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:38,916
Oh, hey.
1016
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,208
Lucky charm?
1017
00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,208
Hey, man, don't touch that.
1018
00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:44,166
Relax. I thought it was cool.
1019
00:49:47,541 --> 00:49:49,083
It's stupid.
1020
00:49:51,750 --> 00:49:53,666
My mom gave it to me.
1021
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:58,500
She always loved movies and movie stars,
1022
00:49:58,583 --> 00:50:03,125
so I decided to become an actor
'cause I knew it would make her happy.
1023
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:06,416
She knew Hollywood was a hard place,
1024
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:10,750
so she gave me this to remind me that
she'd be proud no matter what happened.
1025
00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:17,083
I guess I still try to act because it...
makes me feel close to her.
1026
00:50:18,166 --> 00:50:20,375
Did you, did you do okay back then?
1027
00:50:20,458 --> 00:50:21,875
Yeah, I...
1028
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:25,875
I was in a bunch of stuff,
mostly when I was a kid.
1029
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:28,208
You make good money being a kid actor?
1030
00:50:28,291 --> 00:50:29,458
No?
1031
00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:32,375
You'd have to ask my dad.
1032
00:50:32,458 --> 00:50:34,125
Wherever he is.
1033
00:50:38,125 --> 00:50:40,500
Uh, well, you know, hey, look at that.
1034
00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,851
In a few hours, you'll never have
to worry about money again
1035
00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:44,458
for the rest of your life, so...
1036
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:47,125
If you don't kill me
and take it all for yourself.
1037
00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:50,791
Wow.
1038
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,041
Thanks.
1039
00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:56,250
I tell you I'm a Hufflepuff and still,
still the suspicion?
1040
00:50:58,083 --> 00:51:01,166
I don't deserve this negativity, you know,
but I always put up with it.
1041
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:03,750
That's what my therapist keeps trying
to get me to recognize.
1042
00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:12,791
Sorry.
1043
00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:15,958
I want to trust you, it's just that, um...
1044
00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:20,208
...I've been proven wrong
every other time in my life.
1045
00:51:21,291 --> 00:51:23,083
Katie, let me tell you something.
1046
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,625
Once, there were four baby turtles
1047
00:51:29,708 --> 00:51:32,291
who were thrown into a sewer
and covered in radioactive ooze.
1048
00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:34,208
And what did they do?
1049
00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:36,226
Did they spend their whole lives
not trusting people?
1050
00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:38,541
No. No.
1051
00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:42,791
They spent their lives protecting
New Yorkers and eating pizza.
1052
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:45,041
So...
1053
00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:47,375
So, so...
1054
00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:50,833
You... you gotta find
your inner Turtle power.
1055
00:51:52,666 --> 00:51:54,833
Can I be Michelangelo?
1056
00:51:56,875 --> 00:52:00,000
No. I'm always Michelangelo.
1057
00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:04,333
Okay, so tell me Noel,
1058
00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:08,333
why would you make me sign a contract
giving you ten percent of my jackpot
1059
00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:12,250
and then five minutes later
say that you'll help me quit?
1060
00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:14,333
'Cause here's my list of priorities, okay?
1061
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:16,375
One: Save people's lives.
1062
00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:19,166
Two: Make enough money
to continue saving people's lives.
1063
00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:21,583
I love what I do and I'm good at it,
1064
00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:24,101
but that doesn't mean I get the right
to make you risk your life
1065
00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:26,791
if you don't want to.
1066
00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:29,125
Katie, you're a human being,
you're not an ATM.
1067
00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:32,916
Katie!
1068
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,291
Oh.
1069
00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:39,250
Oh, what the fuck?
1070
00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:48,416
Who's that?
1071
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:50,875
Some enemy from your past,
back for revenge?
1072
00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:52,458
Worse.
1073
00:52:52,541 --> 00:52:54,208
My Airbnb host.
1074
00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:57,833
I got a bad feeling about this.
1075
00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:04,291
Wake up, Colson Baker!
1076
00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:07,000
What's the code?!
1077
00:53:07,875 --> 00:53:10,250
You beautiful scarecrow.
1078
00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:25,291
What the fuck is she doing?
1079
00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:28,500
Done missed work for this shit.
1080
00:53:34,875 --> 00:53:40,041
Wake your tattooed ass up!
1081
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,875
Did I fall asleep in the pool again?
1082
00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:53,250
- What's the code?
- Huh?
1083
00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:54,583
Do you remember me?
1084
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,083
We hooked up in 2019.
1085
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,333
It was crazy.
1086
00:53:57,416 --> 00:53:58,541
Um...
1087
00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:00,458
Fuck you. What's your code?!
1088
00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:01,833
Oh, 6-9-6-9.
1089
00:54:01,916 --> 00:54:03,375
Ugh, that's so lame.
1090
00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:06,708
Oh. Oh.
1091
00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:08,083
Oh, she has the code.
1092
00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:10,250
She has the code.
1093
00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:13,500
Fu... uh, fuck.
1094
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:14,958
Fuck, fuck!
1095
00:54:15,041 --> 00:54:17,791
Fucking shit! Goddamn it!
1096
00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:18,875
- Fuck!
- Chill.
1097
00:54:18,958 --> 00:54:20,916
- Fuck it.
- What are you doing?
1098
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,833
- I'm getting us out of here.
- Okay, okay.
1099
00:54:22,916 --> 00:54:24,416
Noel Cassidy for Louis Lewis.
1100
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,041
It's an emergency.
1101
00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:29,083
Okay, then, take the phone
in the fucking bathroom!
1102
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:31,583
Motherfucker! Louis, hey. Noel.
1103
00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:34,125
Yeah. Yeah, I know, I got a lot of nerve.
1104
00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:36,625
That's why they call me
ol' Lotta Nerve Noel.
1105
00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:38,184
Yeah, I know, I know, fuck me, right?
1106
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:39,666
Yeah, yeah, I suck, yeah.
1107
00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:41,470
Can you stop catching up
with your gym bros?
1108
00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:43,000
They're gonna come through the door.
1109
00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:44,833
Louis, I'm with the jackpot, Katie Kim.
1110
00:54:44,916 --> 00:54:46,916
Yeah, I don't know how either, yeah.
1111
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,059
We need an urgent Phone Strike
on our position, please.
1112
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:50,250
Yes, yes and yes.
1113
00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:52,142
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, my friend. Thank you.
1114
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,434
Give me your phone. Give me your phone.
Give me your fucking phone!
1115
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,375
- What is a Phone Strike?
- Gonna find out.
1116
00:55:00,708 --> 00:55:02,625
- You got the code?
- I got the code.
1117
00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:04,708
6-9-6-9.
1118
00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:06,125
Machine Gun, you my boy.
1119
00:55:12,125 --> 00:55:13,833
Oh, oh.
1120
00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:15,333
Kick that phone.
1121
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:21,892
AMBER Alert?
We're getting an AMBER Alert?
1122
00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:23,333
Hey, don't steal kids, y'all.
1123
00:55:23,416 --> 00:55:25,250
Whoa!
1124
00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:30,666
Oh, shit.
1125
00:55:32,708 --> 00:55:35,548
It's the phone, it's the phone.
Baby, get rid of the phone.
1126
00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:39,166
My hand!
1127
00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:41,250
- Ah, my face!
- Ah, your face!
1128
00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:42,958
Babe, ow. Babe, ow.
1129
00:55:43,041 --> 00:55:44,767
- Babe, ow.
- You don't look good. You don't look good.
1130
00:55:47,583 --> 00:55:50,000
Go.
1131
00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,559
Shit. I know they were trying
to murder me,
1132
00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,458
but I'm not pro dicks on fire.
1133
00:55:53,541 --> 00:55:54,791
You need to go. Go, go, go.
1134
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:58,541
- Make it stop.
- Oh, sorry.
1135
00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:01,250
Oh, I'm sorry. It's either a hurt dick
or a burnt dick.
1136
00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:04,166
I'm doing it for your own health. It's not going out.
1137
00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:08,416
- I'm helping you. I'm helping you.
- Why?!
1138
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,166
Just put some cream on that.
1139
00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,684
You'll still be able to procreate.
I think.
1140
00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,458
Babe. Babe, they're getting away, babe.
They're getting away, babe.
1141
00:56:15,541 --> 00:56:16,791
Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit.
1142
00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:17,875
- I'm outtie.
- What?
1143
00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,708
- I can't go on without you.
- You can.
1144
00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:23,458
Avenge me. Avenge, my queen.
1145
00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:28,375
Fuck.
1146
00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:33,583
There's your ride.
1147
00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:36,726
Thank you so much. This is...
1148
00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:37,750
- Katie Kim?
- Yes.
1149
00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:39,892
Yeah. You guys those male strippers
from the billboards?
1150
00:56:39,916 --> 00:56:41,958
Oh. Thank you.
1151
00:56:42,041 --> 00:56:43,833
Oh, hey, fine.
1152
00:56:43,916 --> 00:56:45,041
Oh, uh, he's with me.
1153
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:47,083
He's not on the list.
1154
00:56:47,166 --> 00:56:48,250
He's on my list.
1155
00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,892
Well, our orders are only to bring you.
1156
00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:53,125
Okay, well... I'm the billionaire here...
1157
00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:56,291
and I'm not getting in the car with you
Jason Momoa-looking motherfuckers
1158
00:56:56,375 --> 00:56:58,833
- without him.
- Thank you, but we should go.
1159
00:56:58,916 --> 00:56:59,916
- Okay.
- Just get in.
1160
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,291
Thank you.
1161
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:13,500
Where'd she go?
1162
00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,500
Oh, you're dead, Katie Kim.
1163
00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:28,625
Bulletproof glass. New gear.
1164
00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:31,166
You guys must be doing pretty good.
1165
00:57:31,250 --> 00:57:32,410
So, you work with these guys?
1166
00:57:32,458 --> 00:57:33,625
Oh, no, I'm a freelancer.
1167
00:57:33,708 --> 00:57:36,208
I... called in a favor.
1168
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,125
How you feeling?
1169
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:41,916
How am I feeling?
1170
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,208
Like I'm about to put some lucky
therapist's kids through college.
1171
00:57:45,291 --> 00:57:46,583
How?
1172
00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:50,458
Because I'm gonna need
a lot of therapy after this.
1173
00:57:50,541 --> 00:57:51,750
Oh, I got it in my head
1174
00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:54,958
that you were gonna start
some scholarship fund or something.
1175
00:57:55,041 --> 00:57:57,333
Oh.
1176
00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:02,125
How are you feeling?
1177
00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:03,708
Oh, don't worry about me.
1178
00:58:03,791 --> 00:58:05,875
I was severely traumatized
long before today.
1179
00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:07,750
Cool brag, weirdo.
1180
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:11,958
What happens now?
1181
00:58:12,041 --> 00:58:14,250
We'll debrief you in Beverly Hills.
1182
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,166
Don't worry, you're safe.
1183
00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:17,708
Actually safe.
1184
00:58:17,791 --> 00:58:19,750
Yeah, cool brag.
1185
00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:21,208
Weirdo.
1186
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:25,666
I couldn't think of anything,
so I used yours 'cause I thought...
1187
00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:28,142
- it got me, so I wanted to get him with it.
- No, that-that was okay.
1188
00:58:28,166 --> 00:58:31,166
That was a good use.
I think it... I think it worked.
1189
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:33,125
- We'll work on it.
- Okay.
1190
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,375
We're here.
1191
00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:44,767
You guys really upgraded the place.
1192
00:58:44,791 --> 00:58:46,041
This must've cost a fortune.
1193
00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:48,000
You saved that many jackpots?
1194
00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:51,250
We're the best,
and we only want the best for our clients.
1195
00:58:58,291 --> 00:59:01,041
I thought you said guns were illegal.
1196
00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:03,250
We can use rubber bullets to incapacitate.
1197
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:05,625
But kills have to be close quarters.
1198
00:59:07,375 --> 00:59:09,250
Minimizes collateral damage.
1199
00:59:10,833 --> 00:59:14,708
The, uh, creepy guy vibes aside,
these guys are the real deal.
1200
00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:16,041
I mean, look at this place.
1201
00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:17,934
These guys could control Jurassic Park
from here.
1202
00:59:17,958 --> 00:59:19,809
Except this time
the dinosaurs wouldn't get out.
1203
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:24,041
Katie Kim, welcome to LPA.
1204
00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:26,250
I'm Louis. I'm a huge fan.
1205
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:28,375
Of Jurassic Park?
I feel like a lot of people are.
1206
00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:29,976
That's why they make hundreds
of those movies.
1207
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,375
No, are you kidding me? Of-of you.
1208
00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:35,375
I mean, most people don't last
15 minutes without representation.
1209
00:59:35,458 --> 00:59:38,750
You've already made it several hours,
pretty much completely alone.
1210
00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:41,333
That makes me so proud to say
as an Asian man.
1211
00:59:41,416 --> 00:59:43,750
- Well, I wasn't alone.
- Of course not.
1212
00:59:43,833 --> 00:59:46,416
You had all of our ancestors
looking out for you.
1213
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,583
No, I was with him.
1214
00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:50,041
Oh, you meant Noel.
1215
00:59:50,125 --> 00:59:51,458
Okay.
1216
00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:54,261
Honestly, Noel was lucky the wind
was blowing in his direction today.
1217
00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:56,309
I mean, signing a rollover jackpot
as important as you,
1218
00:59:56,333 --> 01:00:00,000
that's not a job for...
no offense, Noel... but a hobbyist.
1219
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:03,583
Luckily, he realized that
and called us before it was too late.
1220
01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:07,250
Listen, I just really want to get
to the Grapevine and finish this day.
1221
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:09,625
Totally hear you, totally hear you.
1222
01:00:09,708 --> 01:00:11,333
But...
1223
01:00:11,416 --> 01:00:14,083
we are the biggest lottery
protection agency in the city.
1224
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:17,500
Your life is about to change,
if you let us change it for you.
1225
01:00:17,583 --> 01:00:19,625
Hey, that reminds me. Um...
1226
01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:23,083
Please accept a little welcome gift,
on our behalf.
1227
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:25,726
It's an official LPA phone...
so sorry you lost yours in the strike.
1228
01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:28,250
Noel, use an Apple Store
across the street.
1229
01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,583
I'm sure they got some cheap models
left in stock.
1230
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:33,708
Come on, I'll show you around.
1231
01:00:33,791 --> 01:00:36,375
More of a Motorola guy, but fuck yourself.
1232
01:00:41,416 --> 01:00:44,250
Attention.
Lottery ends in four hours.
1233
01:00:44,333 --> 01:00:47,083
Oh. This is where you keep
all the good-looking people.
1234
01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:50,541
- Sure is.
- Not all the good-looking people.
1235
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,375
You're good-looking.
1236
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,375
Pity shoulder pat... that's brutal.
1237
01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:58,125
That is our wall of winners.
1238
01:00:59,791 --> 01:01:02,476
In a few hours, your face...
... is gonna go right there.
1239
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:04,291
It's been a while since the last one, huh?
1240
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,375
Yeah. Well, you know,
1241
01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:09,208
half the jackpots these days
are so desperate,
1242
01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:11,976
they decide to risk keeping the commission
rather than letting us save their lives.
1243
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,333
Now, we charge 30% here,
1244
01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:15,291
which sounds like a lot, I know,
1245
01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:18,125
but, uh, we also have
the highest rate of survival in the city.
1246
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,458
Sir?
1247
01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:21,208
Thank you.
1248
01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:23,083
So, what do you say, Katie Kim?
1249
01:01:23,166 --> 01:01:26,041
Can we officially make you a billionaire?
1250
01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:28,916
Without that Phone Strike,
we'd be dead meat.
1251
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,291
So, they do deliver.
1252
01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:34,541
What percentage does Noel get?
1253
01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:37,166
Sorry, Noel?
1254
01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:40,458
Yeah. He saved me way before
you guys entered the picture.
1255
01:01:40,541 --> 01:01:42,083
Yeah, I'll tell you what.
1256
01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:46,166
We would be happy to give Noel
five percent of our commission.
1257
01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:47,541
Five percent?
1258
01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:50,416
Wow, waiters must love you.
1259
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:52,458
- Fifty percent.
- Katie, that's...
1260
01:01:52,541 --> 01:01:53,750
Fifty percent.
1261
01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:56,583
Uh... okay.
1262
01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:58,625
Tell you what.
1263
01:01:58,708 --> 01:02:02,125
I think it's only fair that Noel receive
the same commission that we charge.
1264
01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:04,166
- Thirty percent.
- Say-say what?
1265
01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:05,708
Say 30%.
1266
01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:07,166
How's that sound?
1267
01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:16,666
Excellent. Wonderful.
1268
01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:18,500
You made the right choice today, Katie.
1269
01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:21,708
I know that every single agent,
myself especially,
1270
01:02:21,791 --> 01:02:23,625
we're all here to kick butt
on your behalf.
1271
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:29,208
Really? Because you look more ready
to challenge Celine Dion to a sing-off.
1272
01:02:29,291 --> 01:02:31,976
Well, I did always have trouble
hitting the high note in "All By Myself,"
1273
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:36,083
but, uh, I reckon I could blow
her face off pretty good with these.
1274
01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:37,291
Slimline grenades.
1275
01:02:37,375 --> 01:02:39,750
You're safe with us. I guarantee it.
1276
01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:42,458
Come on.
1277
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,625
You can come, too, Noel.
1278
01:02:46,833 --> 01:02:48,750
Come on, Noel. What are you doing?
1279
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:52,750
Your fans are very smart, Katie.
1280
01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:54,642
They don't wait for your location
to be posted.
1281
01:02:54,666 --> 01:02:56,208
They just follow the drone.
1282
01:02:56,291 --> 01:02:59,666
I feel like you might want to use
a different word than "fans."
1283
01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:01,559
Well, they're rabid,
I'll tell you that.
1284
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,642
And they want to get me almost as bad
as they want to get you
1285
01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:05,142
since I'm standing in the way
of their money.
1286
01:03:05,166 --> 01:03:08,083
We can hold them off here for a while
but, uh, not indefinitely.
1287
01:03:08,166 --> 01:03:09,291
What?
1288
01:03:09,375 --> 01:03:12,166
What, you build a bunker like this
and you skimp on the windows?
1289
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:15,791
Well, when the pot is $3.6 billion, Noel,
we don't take any chances.
1290
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,250
That's why we're the best.
1291
01:03:17,333 --> 01:03:18,375
Makes sense.
1292
01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:19,708
All right, so here's the deal.
1293
01:03:19,791 --> 01:03:21,934
First, we'll dispatch a fleet
of autonomous decoy vehicles.
1294
01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:24,142
Most of your fans will follow those,
thinking you're in one of them.
1295
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:26,142
Once they do, we'll exfiltrate you
in a different vehicle
1296
01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:28,000
to a hidden underground fortress,
1297
01:03:28,083 --> 01:03:30,250
and, uh, from there,
you're home free, Richie Rich.
1298
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:33,041
Isabella's going to take care of you.
1299
01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:35,375
Miss Kim, follow me.
1300
01:03:35,458 --> 01:03:38,000
Oh, and, uh, Isabella,
why don't we make sure
1301
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:41,625
that Miss Kim gets an outfit
that's, uh, not visible from space.
1302
01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:43,500
I-I don't normally dress like this.
1303
01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:45,458
We probably shop at the same store.
1304
01:03:45,541 --> 01:03:48,875
My comfort zone is dressing
like a husky tween.
1305
01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:50,267
Okay.
1306
01:03:50,291 --> 01:03:52,101
Agent Ash,
call on line three.
1307
01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:54,750
Louis, uh, I just wanted to say
it was really decent
1308
01:03:54,833 --> 01:03:56,226
what you did back there, cutting me in.
1309
01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:57,458
You did not have to do that.
1310
01:03:57,541 --> 01:03:58,708
I know.
1311
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:00,583
Thank you.
1312
01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:02,875
I, uh, hope the past
is just water under the bridge.
1313
01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:05,666
Hey, we're cool.
1314
01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:07,458
All right?
1315
01:04:07,541 --> 01:04:09,083
It's good to see you.
1316
01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:11,791
Would you do me a favor,
just fix yourself up a little bit.
1317
01:04:11,875 --> 01:04:15,750
You look like Wreck-It Ralph after
a 14-hour cocaine bender. Geez.
1318
01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:18,208
You look like...
1319
01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:19,916
Fuck.
1320
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:24,416
Wow, this is how
the other half lives, huh?
1321
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:27,208
My doctor's office is in a strip mall
next to an El Pollo Loco.
1322
01:04:27,291 --> 01:04:28,708
Ow! Oh.
1323
01:04:28,791 --> 01:04:31,471
I hope my health care pays for this.
Just kidding, I don't have any.
1324
01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:34,541
- Um, can I ask you something?
- Shoot.
1325
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,958
You been doing this a long time?
1326
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,250
A while.
1327
01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:41,416
You save a lot of people?
1328
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,500
A few.
1329
01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:45,375
Then what do you spend your money on?
1330
01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:49,583
Because, um, well, I can tell that you-you
might not be spending it on yourself.
1331
01:04:49,666 --> 01:04:50,916
Excuse me?
1332
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,934
For starters, you dress like a gym teacher
at a funeral.
1333
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,041
I was voted Best Dressed my senior year.
1334
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,666
Ah, so you were homeschooled?
1335
01:04:57,958 --> 01:05:00,142
- And you clearly cut your own hair.
- My grandmother cuts my hair.
1336
01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:02,708
I'm just saying, it's...
it's dangerous work.
1337
01:05:02,791 --> 01:05:07,791
And anyone with their head screwed on
right would make their money and stop.
1338
01:05:07,875 --> 01:05:10,958
So, uh, well, why haven't you?
1339
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,166
Thanks.
1340
01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:13,750
That's a fair question.
1341
01:05:15,833 --> 01:05:17,125
Um...
1342
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:19,500
I used to be a mercenary, private sector.
1343
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,833
With Louis.
1344
01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:25,500
Our unit got sent all around the world
to do bad things to bad people.
1345
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:27,916
And we weren't paid to ask any questions.
1346
01:05:29,166 --> 01:05:30,541
One day, I did,
1347
01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:33,500
and I found out some of those people
weren't as bad as they say.
1348
01:05:34,666 --> 01:05:37,250
I tried to convince Louis.
He wouldn't listen.
1349
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:38,583
So I just bailed.
1350
01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:40,708
Right there in the middle of a job, but...
1351
01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:44,666
...because I wasn't there,
the mission went sideways,
1352
01:05:44,750 --> 01:05:46,375
and, uh, my unit...
1353
01:05:48,958 --> 01:05:51,458
Louis and I are the only survivors.
1354
01:05:53,666 --> 01:05:57,041
So the money I make, my ten percent,
uh, goes to their families
1355
01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:59,000
and the families of the good people
we hurt.
1356
01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:01,166
Oh.
1357
01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:04,875
Wow. That's heavy.
1358
01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:06,041
You know what?
1359
01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:07,805
Because of what you negotiated with Louis,
1360
01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:10,166
they are gonna be getting
a whole lot more now, so...
1361
01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:13,458
...thank you.
1362
01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,875
M... my dad was my manager.
1363
01:06:18,958 --> 01:06:21,375
He had me working my ass off
since I was eight years old.
1364
01:06:21,458 --> 01:06:23,666
And then, on my 18th birthday,
1365
01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:28,500
I tell him I want to take charge
of my own time
1366
01:06:28,583 --> 01:06:30,583
and my own money.
1367
01:06:32,041 --> 01:06:34,333
And he said...
1368
01:06:34,416 --> 01:06:38,125
"Okay, sweetheart.
I'll take care of you. Trust me."
1369
01:06:39,541 --> 01:06:41,625
Then the next morning, he's gone.
1370
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,625
He took every cent I ever earned,
1371
01:06:44,708 --> 01:06:46,666
left me and my mom high and dry.
1372
01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:48,916
Then my mom got sick
1373
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,291
and I had to quit to take care of her
because no one else would.
1374
01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,583
She finally died a month ago.
1375
01:06:56,875 --> 01:07:00,791
Left me with $600
and a bus ticket to L.A., so...
1376
01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:03,375
here I am now...
1377
01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:04,625
trying to start over.
1378
01:07:04,708 --> 01:07:06,125
Katie, I am...
1379
01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:09,666
I-I'm not trying to compete
with your story. Um...
1380
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:13,458
I'm just explaining that my own father
1381
01:07:13,541 --> 01:07:18,291
didn't hesitate for a second to choose
money over me and my mom, so...
1382
01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:20,083
how was I supposed to trust you?
1383
01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:24,041
Sure.
1384
01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:27,208
But I do trust you, Noel.
1385
01:07:27,291 --> 01:07:29,750
For some weird reason, I-I do.
1386
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,666
I think it's because you look
like a bulldog
1387
01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:36,000
that, like, a witch cast a spell on...
1388
01:07:36,083 --> 01:07:38,166
...and turned into a human,
like, against his will.
1389
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:39,892
You ever get that?
1390
01:07:39,916 --> 01:07:41,000
Yes.
1391
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:46,625
Miss Kim, please put your face right here.
1392
01:07:46,708 --> 01:07:48,916
This is a prosthetics machine.
1393
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,750
Go ahead and pick any face you'd like.
1394
01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:52,250
Oh, cool.
1395
01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:55,333
It's just an extra added layer
of protection for when you're in transit.
1396
01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:57,541
If people can't recognize you,
you're a lot safer.
1397
01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,745
Oh, my God.
There are so many different faces.
1398
01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:02,583
Cool, cool.
1399
01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:04,166
Oh, I like this one.
1400
01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:12,166
Oh. Oh.
1401
01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,041
This is, it's weird in here.
1402
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:16,083
It's crazy.
1403
01:08:16,166 --> 01:08:18,541
Um, hey, Noel?
1404
01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:20,500
- Yeah?
- Why'd you get so upset earlier
1405
01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:22,958
when you were asking Louis
for help in the panic room?
1406
01:08:23,041 --> 01:08:25,101
Is it 'cause you didn't want to lose out
on commission?
1407
01:08:25,125 --> 01:08:26,208
Oh, come on, no.
1408
01:08:26,291 --> 01:08:28,267
There's a lot of bad blood between us
after what happened, okay?
1409
01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:30,833
I hated that I needed him.
1410
01:08:30,916 --> 01:08:33,458
But he seems to be past it, so...
1411
01:08:33,541 --> 01:08:35,958
I will suck it up as long as it helps you.
1412
01:08:36,041 --> 01:08:37,958
He's definitely
still a dick to you.
1413
01:08:38,041 --> 01:08:39,416
Oh, yeah, yeah.
1414
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,958
That's Louis.
1415
01:08:41,041 --> 01:08:44,333
That's why I was so surprised
when he caved in on the 30%.
1416
01:08:44,416 --> 01:08:47,583
Not like the old Louis, but I mean,
people change, right?
1417
01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:50,208
Oh, yeah,
I've found that not to be the case.
1418
01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:52,208
I mean, do you really trust him?
1419
01:08:52,291 --> 01:08:55,083
Our lives are literally
in his hands right now.
1420
01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:00,375
Hey, girl, hey.
1421
01:09:00,458 --> 01:09:02,333
What? Too sexy?
1422
01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:04,958
Let's go pee standing up
1423
01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:07,441
and make more money
than our female counterparts, am I right?
1424
01:09:08,833 --> 01:09:10,541
What's wrong?
1425
01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:14,041
This, this equipment, staff, the facility.
1426
01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:15,791
Those are huge expenses.
1427
01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:18,083
And moving out of this bunker
doesn't make sense.
1428
01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:20,500
You saw how long it's been
since they had a jackpot.
1429
01:09:20,583 --> 01:09:22,851
And the ones they had before, that weren't
that big, not big enough for all this.
1430
01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:24,083
So you think it's a setup?
1431
01:09:24,166 --> 01:09:26,142
- I don't know.
- What don't you know, Noel?
1432
01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:28,416
Um... why I just farted.
1433
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:29,916
It's probably the muscle relaxants.
1434
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,666
Nothing loosens a sphincter faster.
1435
01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:33,226
And since I know what Noel usually eats,
1436
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:35,750
I'd say it's best we get the hell
out of here ASAP.
1437
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:37,083
Shall we?
1438
01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:38,791
Yes.
1439
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:41,416
As long as you're ready, Noel.
1440
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:43,875
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, we should go.
1441
01:09:43,958 --> 01:09:46,000
That's a strong look, by the way, Katie.
1442
01:09:46,083 --> 01:09:47,851
Not many women could pull off
a goatee like that.
1443
01:09:47,875 --> 01:09:49,250
- Oh.
- Dig it.
1444
01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:51,500
Thank you.
1445
01:09:54,916 --> 01:09:58,250
Hey, Louis, uh, you sure it's a good idea
to move her out of here?
1446
01:09:58,333 --> 01:09:59,851
I mean, this place seems really secure.
1447
01:09:59,875 --> 01:10:02,541
Oh, if people know where she is,
then it's not secure, is it, Noel?
1448
01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:04,351
You're not questioning my expertise,
are you?
1449
01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:06,958
No. No, Louis, you know me.
Always looking for a way out.
1450
01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:08,559
Ain't that the truth.
1451
01:10:08,583 --> 01:10:10,875
Attention.
Lottery ends in three hours.
1452
01:10:10,958 --> 01:10:12,226
Okay, we're in trouble, aren't we?
1453
01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:13,583
Yes, we are.
1454
01:10:13,666 --> 01:10:15,392
I could never figure out
why more than half the players
1455
01:10:15,416 --> 01:10:17,416
that killed jackpots this year
requested anonymity.
1456
01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:19,666
Now it makes sense.
1457
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:22,375
I think that Louis
has been murdering his clients.
1458
01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:23,875
Wait, what? No.
1459
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:27,041
Why would he do all that,
the-the decoy cars, the disguises?
1460
01:10:27,125 --> 01:10:28,500
He patched up our wounds.
1461
01:10:28,583 --> 01:10:31,101
I know, he has to. He has to make it look
like the agency's doing their job.
1462
01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:33,791
That way, the next jackpot does
the same thing that we did:
1463
01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:36,333
walk right in here
and look for his protection.
1464
01:10:36,416 --> 01:10:38,333
Katie, we're in a honey trap.
1465
01:10:38,416 --> 01:10:39,958
Oh, shit.
1466
01:10:40,041 --> 01:10:41,500
Hmm? What?
1467
01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:44,625
Noel sharted.
1468
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,559
Noel, buddy,
would you squeeze your asshole shut
1469
01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:48,125
and hold it in like a fucking man.
1470
01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:49,208
Seriously.
1471
01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:52,083
- What do we do?
- I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
1472
01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:54,375
Just give me a second.
1473
01:10:56,041 --> 01:10:57,291
See that, Noel?
1474
01:10:57,375 --> 01:10:59,958
A big breachable door
with a bloodthirsty mob behind it.
1475
01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:02,625
Too risky.
Told you I knew what I was talking about.
1476
01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:05,458
Well, Katie Kim, your chariot awaits.
1477
01:11:05,541 --> 01:11:07,892
Just hop on in and we'll dispatch
the decoys from the main exit
1478
01:11:07,916 --> 01:11:10,250
to clear the door and, uh,
get you out of here to safety.
1479
01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:12,041
This way, Miss Kim.
1480
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:14,416
Noel, you're gonna ride with us.
1481
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:15,500
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
1482
01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:17,791
Uh, uh, you know,
I'd really prefer to stick with Noel.
1483
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,083
If that's cool.
1484
01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:21,250
- You're much safer with us.
- Sure.
1485
01:11:21,333 --> 01:11:24,791
Uh, but it just...
and-and I don't want to mansplain...
1486
01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:28,375
uh, it's just that he saved my life
four times today.
1487
01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:30,833
And he's kind of a lucky rabbit's foot,
1488
01:11:30,916 --> 01:11:33,125
except he's the size of 80 of them.
1489
01:11:33,208 --> 01:11:34,958
Look, I know we all love big,
dumb animals,
1490
01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:39,333
but as the guy who just saved you
and that just a moment ago,
1491
01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:41,666
I'm asking that you give us a shot.
1492
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:43,875
Um, I don't know.
I think we should just stay here
1493
01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:46,708
'cause that door seems, like,
really strong and, like...
1494
01:11:46,791 --> 01:11:48,291
Katie...
1495
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:50,416
I'm not going to let anything bad
happen to you.
1496
01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:52,166
Okay?
1497
01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:54,541
I'll take care of you, sweetheart.
1498
01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:55,875
Trust me.
1499
01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:05,041
Okay, thanks...
1500
01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:06,875
Dad.
1501
01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:08,934
♪ Blowin' doors off hinges,
I'll grab you with the pinchers ♪
1502
01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:10,208
♪ And, no, I didn't retire ♪
1503
01:12:10,291 --> 01:12:12,708
♪ I'll snatch you up
with a needle-nose pliers ♪
1504
01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:14,583
♪ Guaranteed to make your body rock ♪
1505
01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:16,750
♪ Check-ch-check-check-check-
ch-check it out ♪
1506
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,434
- ♪ What-wha-what-what-what's it all about ♪
- Oh, shit.
1507
01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:20,250
♪ Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out ♪
1508
01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,916
♪ Let's turn this
motherfucking party out ♪
1509
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,625
♪ I said, "Doc, what's the condition? ♪
1510
01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:26,791
♪ I'm a man that's on a mission" ♪
1511
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:28,125
Come on, Uncle Pete!
1512
01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:31,791
This murder lottery is no place
for a older gentleman like yourself!
1513
01:12:31,875 --> 01:12:34,125
Kill Katie Kim! Kill Katie Kim!
1514
01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:36,000
She's worth $3.6 billion, yo.
1515
01:12:36,083 --> 01:12:37,833
Don't lose her!
1516
01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:40,083
♪ The Rapping Duke combined,
now, don't test me...
1517
01:12:40,166 --> 01:12:42,416
Hey, this gets you to the courtyard.
Take Louis's Lambo.
1518
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,375
The security expert left his keys
on the tire.
1519
01:12:44,458 --> 01:12:46,708
- What about you?
- I'm gonna buy you some time.
1520
01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:49,083
I'll be fine. Now, go, go, go, go.
1521
01:12:49,166 --> 01:12:51,000
♪ Smoke out a chimney ♪♪
1522
01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:54,916
She's escaping.
1523
01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:01,250
Oh, you gonna cry now?
1524
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:02,375
Fuck!
1525
01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:04,583
Ah, my balls.
1526
01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:05,916
Try jumping up and down.
1527
01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:19,875
Okay, Noel.
1528
01:13:19,916 --> 01:13:22,041
I'm only going to ask you this one time.
1529
01:13:22,125 --> 01:13:24,083
Where the fuck is my jackpot?
1530
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:26,958
Oh, man, I would remember,
but I just got kicked in the face.
1531
01:13:27,041 --> 01:13:28,641
Oh, you think you're fucking funny, huh?
1532
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:39,541
Oh, no, she's escaping.
1533
01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:41,583
That's not what you wanted
to happen, is it?
1534
01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:43,583
These fucking decoys.
1535
01:13:46,166 --> 01:13:47,625
She's in one of the cars.
1536
01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:49,375
- Which one?
- How the fuck would I know?
1537
01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:50,541
Put a team on all four.
1538
01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:52,684
I want eyes on every single camera
in a three-mile radius:
1539
01:13:52,708 --> 01:13:54,375
phones, CCTVs, ATMs.
1540
01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:55,833
Go, go, run.
1541
01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:15,809
We're trying
to track her phone,
1542
01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:17,184
but she's deactivated the locator chip.
1543
01:14:17,208 --> 01:14:18,458
Fuck!
1544
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:20,767
- All right, what have we got from the cops?
- Still nothing.
1545
01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:21,958
Okay.
1546
01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:23,583
Autopilot off.
1547
01:14:23,666 --> 01:14:24,916
All right.
1548
01:14:28,041 --> 01:14:29,875
One of the decoy cars
just changed direction.
1549
01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,708
- Take the 210 North. Go.
- No, no, no, no.
1550
01:14:31,791 --> 01:14:33,559
- Take the 5. Try to cut 'em off.
- What are you gonna do?
1551
01:14:33,583 --> 01:14:35,416
The fuck I should've done
in the first place.
1552
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:36,833
Oh, my God. This just in.
1553
01:14:36,916 --> 01:14:39,583
Katie Kim has just lost
the Shutterbug drone.
1554
01:14:39,666 --> 01:14:42,434
Which means that her location will not
broadcast again until the end of the game.
1555
01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:45,416
Which means that,
unless she makes a major mistake,
1556
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:47,458
most lottery players
will be sitting around
1557
01:14:47,541 --> 01:14:49,684
with their thumbs up their butts,
doing what we're doing:
1558
01:14:49,708 --> 01:14:53,166
drinking and toasting to our new hero.
1559
01:14:55,208 --> 01:14:58,583
Well played, Katie Kim, wherever you are.
1560
01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:12,083
Hello.
1561
01:15:12,166 --> 01:15:14,333
Turn the fucking car around, now.
1562
01:15:14,416 --> 01:15:17,041
Uh, nah, I'm good, but fuck you very much.
1563
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:21,083
Let me tweak my pitch a little bit:
turn the car around or I'll stick this...
1564
01:15:21,166 --> 01:15:23,125
in this oversized hunk of beef here.
1565
01:15:23,208 --> 01:15:25,809
Yeah, why don't you, uh, go ahead
and say something persuasive, Noel.
1566
01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:27,791
Katie, get out. Get out, keep going.
1567
01:15:27,875 --> 01:15:29,416
Don't-don't worry about me. Go.
1568
01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:32,333
Your altruism is getting
a little excessive, Noel.
1569
01:15:32,416 --> 01:15:34,833
You're gonna have to skip leg day tomorrow.
1570
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,708
Hey, leave him alone. It's me you want.
1571
01:15:36,791 --> 01:15:38,833
Exactly. That's the idea.
1572
01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,250
- Stop.
- The next one's going in his brain.
1573
01:15:42,333 --> 01:15:45,041
Ah, Katie, don't stop, don't turn around.
1574
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,500
Just keep going. Get to the Grapevine.
Fuck this guy.
1575
01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:48,583
Yeah, fuck this guy.
1576
01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:50,333
What's it gonna be, Katie, huh?
1577
01:15:53,125 --> 01:15:55,500
Okay, all right, I-I'll turn around.
1578
01:15:55,583 --> 01:15:57,250
- No!
- That's a good girl.
1579
01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:59,375
Now show me.
I want to see you turn the car around.
1580
01:15:59,458 --> 01:16:00,750
I'm doing it.
1581
01:16:08,291 --> 01:16:09,517
All right, I'll drop you a pin.
1582
01:16:09,541 --> 01:16:11,875
I know a nice quiet place
where your fans won't find you.
1583
01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:15,208
If you're not there in 24 minutes,
well, the next time you see Noel's face
1584
01:16:15,291 --> 01:16:18,458
will be when I mail you his fucking head!
1585
01:16:18,541 --> 01:16:19,583
'Kay, bye.
1586
01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:24,916
Oh, man, fucking Noel.
1587
01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:31,666
Oh, you really think nobody's
gonna find her in here?
1588
01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:34,101
Of course not. Nobody gives a shit
about theater in Los Angeles.
1589
01:16:34,125 --> 01:16:36,166
I do.
I saw the last performance here.
1590
01:16:36,250 --> 01:16:37,625
Other Space: The Hip Hop Musical.
1591
01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:38,750
Vin Diesel was amazing.
1592
01:16:38,833 --> 01:16:40,708
Shut the fuck up.
1593
01:16:42,375 --> 01:16:44,291
- She's smarter than you think, Louis.
- Really?
1594
01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:47,184
She's a wannabe actress who moved to L.A.
expecting to have a good experience.
1595
01:16:47,208 --> 01:16:48,568
Yeah, she's a real fucking genius.
1596
01:16:48,625 --> 01:16:51,125
Okay, so you're gonna kill
an innocent woman for what?
1597
01:16:51,208 --> 01:16:53,489
'Cause your fucking bozos
bought too many cases of LaCroix
1598
01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:54,833
for your executive lounge?
1599
01:16:54,916 --> 01:16:56,309
Don't pretend like you don't LaCroix.
1600
01:16:56,333 --> 01:16:57,767
It tastes like a drawing of a coconut.
1601
01:16:57,791 --> 01:16:58,916
Coconut is the worst flavor!
1602
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,333
You cannot judge it based on coconut!
1603
01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:03,916
It's a delicious zero-calorie beverage.
1604
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,517
I'm tired of people shitting on LaCroix.
1605
01:17:07,708 --> 01:17:10,083
See, this is exactly why no one wants
to work with you, man.
1606
01:17:10,166 --> 01:17:13,375
You talk about these jackpots
like they're, like they're fucking people.
1607
01:17:13,458 --> 01:17:15,166
They're big walking ATMs.
1608
01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:18,291
And this one is the biggest
fucking ATM of all time.
1609
01:17:18,375 --> 01:17:21,541
You really are a reprehensible
chunk of wet shit, Louis.
1610
01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:23,625
Oh, grow the fuck up, you dick stain.
1611
01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:26,041
How do you think the world works? Huh?
1612
01:17:26,125 --> 01:17:28,833
It runs on money.
1613
01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:30,958
You know the mission that you bailed on?
1614
01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:33,666
Now, that... that was a fucking jackpot.
1615
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,291
That family was guarding millions in gold
for those warlords.
1616
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:37,833
That money changed my life.
1617
01:17:37,916 --> 01:17:39,809
You never should have gone in there
knowing what we knew.
1618
01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:41,226
You got all our men killed without me.
1619
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,791
We didn't need you.
1620
01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:45,291
There was no danger in that raid,
you dumb fuck.
1621
01:17:45,375 --> 01:17:48,375
There were no fighters around for miles,
no one in the house was even armed.
1622
01:17:48,958 --> 01:17:50,559
It was the easiest fucking job of my life.
1623
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:54,166
Just walked in, took out the family,
grabbed the jackpot.
1624
01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:56,208
Th-There was no firefight?
1625
01:17:57,291 --> 01:17:59,458
Let's just say I don't like to share.
1626
01:18:01,708 --> 01:18:03,583
You killed our team for gold?
1627
01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:05,000
Yeah, I did, Noel.
1628
01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:07,541
It's just business, okay?
1629
01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:09,142
High-stakes business, winner take all.
1630
01:18:09,166 --> 01:18:10,375
Welcome to the real world.
1631
01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:13,625
You evil fucking son of a bitch.
1632
01:18:13,708 --> 01:18:16,000
Oh, compliments will get you
nowhere with me.
1633
01:18:16,083 --> 01:18:17,791
Yeah.
1634
01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:20,458
- Sir.
- Have the team rally on my position.
1635
01:18:20,541 --> 01:18:22,583
It's time to close this account.
1636
01:18:30,458 --> 01:18:32,333
Stupid Noel.
1637
01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:35,916
Why couldn't you have just been
a fucking asshole like everybody else?
1638
01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:40,041
Watch the clock.
1639
01:18:40,125 --> 01:18:42,325
You kill her one second after the bell,
you get no money
1640
01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:43,708
and you get a murder charge.
1641
01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:46,750
So we go fucking fast
and we go fucking hard.
1642
01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:55,250
Where do these guys keep their guns...
1643
01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:57,208
grenades...
1644
01:18:57,291 --> 01:18:59,083
Bingo.
1645
01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:03,000
Looks like a fucking SpongeBob gun.
1646
01:19:16,666 --> 01:19:18,875
Katie Kim.
1647
01:19:20,208 --> 01:19:21,583
Center stage.
1648
01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:25,458
That's a... deadly-looking weapon
you got there.
1649
01:19:25,541 --> 01:19:27,666
What's the range on that thing,
like two inches?
1650
01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:28,916
I'm shaking.
1651
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,250
Let him go.
1652
01:19:32,625 --> 01:19:37,375
You literally have
zero leverage here, so no.
1653
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:40,208
I don't know, I have a little.
1654
01:19:40,291 --> 01:19:41,583
Oh, yeah?
1655
01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:44,166
See, you get all the money if you kill me,
1656
01:19:44,250 --> 01:19:49,000
but what happens if...
1657
01:19:49,083 --> 01:19:50,500
I do it myself?
1658
01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:53,416
- Katie.
- Let him go.
1659
01:19:54,625 --> 01:19:58,458
You expect me to believe
that you would kill yourself
1660
01:19:58,541 --> 01:20:00,791
for this guy?
1661
01:20:02,375 --> 01:20:04,250
You met him, what, four hours ago?
1662
01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:05,750
I said let him go.
1663
01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:07,333
Uh-uh, nope.
1664
01:20:07,416 --> 01:20:08,916
Not buying it.
1665
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,500
- Bullshit.
- Bullshit?
1666
01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,333
I'm gonna die anyway, right?
1667
01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:17,500
So the only choice that I have left
1668
01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:20,208
is whether or not I want you to be rich
because of it.
1669
01:20:21,750 --> 01:20:24,708
Let him go.
1670
01:20:26,083 --> 01:20:27,375
Go ahead.
1671
01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:29,458
No, go ahead. Pop your own skull.
1672
01:20:29,541 --> 01:20:33,291
I'll just wipe your prints off
the bolt gun and tell them I did it.
1673
01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:35,416
Not with a million of my fans watching.
1674
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:37,125
Fuck.
1675
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:39,125
Oh, shit.
1676
01:20:39,208 --> 01:20:41,416
You're crazy, Katie Kim.
1677
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,541
What do I have to live for anyway?
1678
01:20:43,625 --> 01:20:45,208
I got no friends.
1679
01:20:45,291 --> 01:20:47,208
I got no family.
1680
01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:50,041
Everybody fucking sucks.
1681
01:20:50,125 --> 01:20:53,291
I came to this town
chasing a stupid dream that,
1682
01:20:53,375 --> 01:20:55,500
deep down, I know won't happen.
1683
01:20:55,583 --> 01:20:57,125
Not for me.
1684
01:20:57,208 --> 01:20:59,708
And you're right, I did meet him today.
1685
01:20:59,791 --> 01:21:01,250
Today.
1686
01:21:01,333 --> 01:21:04,208
And that's the best relationship
I have in my life.
1687
01:21:04,291 --> 01:21:06,875
Isn't that fucking pathetic?
1688
01:21:09,666 --> 01:21:12,041
Aren't I fucking pathetic?
1689
01:21:12,125 --> 01:21:14,791
Katie, don't do this. Please.
1690
01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:18,500
Why keep pretending
things are gonna go my way?
1691
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,750
So let's just fucking do this.
1692
01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:24,666
Fuck you and fuck your money.
1693
01:21:27,208 --> 01:21:29,833
No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop.
1694
01:21:29,916 --> 01:21:31,791
Okay, okay.
1695
01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:34,708
I'll let him go.
1696
01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,916
Okay, now give me the gun.
1697
01:21:48,958 --> 01:21:50,291
Okay.
1698
01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:51,625
You win.
1699
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:54,541
That's a good girl.
1700
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,791
Push kick!
1701
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:03,208
Acting, motherfucker.
1702
01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:08,166
Bravo.
1703
01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:10,666
Daniel Day-Lewis wishes he had your range.
1704
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:16,291
They know you're here. Run. Run!
1705
01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:20,666
♪ I think I'll go for a walk outside now ♪
1706
01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:23,625
♪ The summer sun knows me by name,
she's calling me ♪
1707
01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:26,708
♪ I gotta get out, gotta get out,
get aw ay ♪
1708
01:22:26,791 --> 01:22:29,416
♪ I gotta get away, get away, get away ♪
1709
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,000
- ♪ Get away ♪
- Whoo!
1710
01:22:31,083 --> 01:22:33,267
- ♪ Everybody's smiling ♪
- ♪ Sunshine day ♪ - We're not gonna miss this one.
1711
01:22:33,291 --> 01:22:35,059
♪ Everybody's laughing ♪
1712
01:22:35,083 --> 01:22:36,250
♪ Sunshine day ♪
1713
01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:38,916
- ♪ Everybody's smiling ♪
- ♪ Sunshine day ♪
1714
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,666
♪ Everybody's laughing ♪
1715
01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:42,375
- Let's go.
- ♪ Sunshine day ♪
1716
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,000
♪ Sunshine day...
1717
01:22:45,083 --> 01:22:46,833
- Let's go. Whoo!
- Katie!
1718
01:22:46,916 --> 01:22:49,583
Oh, oh, honey, take the roast
out of the oven in ten minutes.
1719
01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:50,875
I gotta go kill this girl.
1720
01:22:50,958 --> 01:22:53,291
Oh, love ya.
1721
01:22:53,375 --> 01:22:55,208
See you at the Hollywood Theater, bitch.
1722
01:22:55,291 --> 01:22:56,958
♪ It's a sunshine day ♪♪
1723
01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:02,458
Oh, shit.
1724
01:23:02,541 --> 01:23:04,666
Hey, good to see you again, not a cop.
1725
01:23:05,416 --> 01:23:07,333
- Ow.
- Oh.
1726
01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:08,916
Time to die.
1727
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,625
- Oh!
- I love you.
1728
01:23:10,708 --> 01:23:12,333
Holy fuck.
1729
01:23:17,708 --> 01:23:19,291
Cops!
1730
01:23:19,375 --> 01:23:20,916
Fuck.
1731
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:26,125
Yeah.
1732
01:23:27,958 --> 01:23:29,833
No!
1733
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:31,601
Where do you think you're going,
you little shit?
1734
01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:38,166
You're a loser with no friends.
1735
01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:40,166
What do you even need that money for?
1736
01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:43,410
What are you going to do with the money,
buy more white suits, you fucking diva?
1737
01:23:44,125 --> 01:23:45,791
Fucking die.
1738
01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:48,708
Oh, shit.
1739
01:23:49,333 --> 01:23:50,875
Fuck off, mall cop.
1740
01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:55,458
No.
1741
01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:59,041
Oh, shit.
1742
01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:06,851
Ah, fuck this.
1743
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,875
It's Turtle time, motherfuckers.
1744
01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:10,083
On the half shell.
1745
01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:11,642
♪ On the half shell,
they're the heroes four ♪
1746
01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:14,083
♪ In this day and age,
who could ask for more? ♪
1747
01:24:14,166 --> 01:24:16,226
♪ The crime wave is high
with muggings mysterious ♪
1748
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:18,250
♪ All police and detectives are furious ♪
1749
01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:21,041
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪
1750
01:24:21,125 --> 01:24:22,958
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪
1751
01:24:23,041 --> 01:24:25,375
♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪
1752
01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:26,875
- ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E...
- Oh!
1753
01:24:26,958 --> 01:24:28,500
Turtle power!
1754
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:35,250
Stop being such a loser
and let me kill you already.
1755
01:24:37,375 --> 01:24:39,125
[screaming
1756
01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:41,000
Fucking psycho! Ah!
1757
01:24:45,291 --> 01:24:47,250
- A little help, please.
- Ow!
1758
01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:49,208
I'm on it.
1759
01:24:49,291 --> 01:24:50,625
No, no!
1760
01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:53,458
Finally.
1761
01:24:54,291 --> 01:24:55,958
Where you going, Katie?
1762
01:24:57,708 --> 01:24:59,333
Katie, run.
1763
01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:05,708
My ticket, my jackpot.
1764
01:25:05,791 --> 01:25:07,791
Well, I gave you one star on Airbnb.
1765
01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:09,541
Now you'll never be a Superhost.
1766
01:25:09,625 --> 01:25:11,791
Not cool.
1767
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,291
Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
1768
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:16,333
No, I'm going to enjoy this.
1769
01:25:17,875 --> 01:25:19,166
Shit.
1770
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:24,166
You're fucking with my money, Noel.
1771
01:25:24,250 --> 01:25:25,875
Bye!
1772
01:25:27,041 --> 01:25:28,791
Owie, owie, owie, owie, I'm sorry.
1773
01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:29,916
No.
1774
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,000
Wait. Remember all the good times
we've had?
1775
01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:33,833
Like when my roof leaked
human shit on you?
1776
01:25:33,916 --> 01:25:35,458
That was hilarious.
1777
01:25:35,541 --> 01:25:37,000
Call your fucking mom back.
1778
01:25:39,041 --> 01:25:41,750
God, I should've just stabbed you.
1779
01:25:59,875 --> 01:26:01,541
Katie, four minutes. Climb!
1780
01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:04,166
Oh, God.
1781
01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:16,000
Let me take that off your hands,
Van Damme.
1782
01:26:23,541 --> 01:26:25,916
Looks like it's showtime, motherfucker.
1783
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,267
Uh, excuse me, can I borrow that?
1784
01:26:27,291 --> 01:26:28,375
Maybe, can I...
1785
01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:33,250
Yes. Oh, shit.
1786
01:26:34,208 --> 01:26:36,583
Huh. After this, there's an oboe
going right up your ass.
1787
01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:12,333
Hi, Miss Kim. Good to see you again.
1788
01:27:12,416 --> 01:27:13,250
What?
1789
01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:15,916
Your watch keeps terrible time.
1790
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,916
Oh, let me reset it for you.
1791
01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:21,708
Ouch.
1792
01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:27,375
- You know what? Good to see you're okay.
- Ow!
1793
01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:29,125
Excuse me.
1794
01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:35,500
Katie, two minutes!
1795
01:27:54,291 --> 01:27:56,041
Whoa.
1796
01:28:07,708 --> 01:28:09,291
I'm coming, Katie. No!
1797
01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:17,291
Where do you think you're going,
Katie Kim?
1798
01:28:17,375 --> 01:28:18,833
Shit.
1799
01:28:25,875 --> 01:28:26,916
Hey, Katie, girl.
1800
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,040
- Uh-huh, you're a horrible actress!
- Go on, bitch.
1801
01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:40,166
Katie, stay away from him!
1802
01:28:46,958 --> 01:28:48,583
Oh. Ow.
1803
01:28:48,666 --> 01:28:50,208
Where you going?
1804
01:28:57,416 --> 01:29:00,000
You're doing a terrible job
of protecting me.
1805
01:29:00,083 --> 01:29:01,666
I think I'm gonna have to let you go.
1806
01:29:03,458 --> 01:29:05,375
Katie, 60 seconds!
1807
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:08,750
Shit.
1808
01:29:10,708 --> 01:29:14,041
Keep going, Spaghetti Squares!
1809
01:29:20,875 --> 01:29:22,166
I've got to say, Katie,
1810
01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:26,083
two people of proud Asian heritage
trying to kill each other for money...
1811
01:29:26,166 --> 01:29:27,750
very inspiring.
1812
01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:32,958
Leave her alone, Louis!
1813
01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:41,958
No!
1814
01:29:48,291 --> 01:29:49,541
Oh, I'm sorry, Katie.
1815
01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:51,892
Looks like you don't have what it takes
to get out of this now.
1816
01:29:51,916 --> 01:29:53,166
I do have one thing.
1817
01:29:53,250 --> 01:29:55,000
What's that, your little lucky charm?
1818
01:29:55,083 --> 01:29:56,333
Fast hands.
1819
01:29:57,375 --> 01:29:58,208
Wait.
1820
01:29:58,291 --> 01:30:00,916
Is that a grenade in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?
1821
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,125
Fuck me.
1822
01:30:07,708 --> 01:30:11,125
♪ I can see the future ♪
1823
01:30:11,208 --> 01:30:14,875
♪ Painted in my eyes ♪
1824
01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:18,375
♪ Open up the door and ♪
1825
01:30:18,458 --> 01:30:21,333
♪ Fade into the light ♪
1826
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:24,666
♪ Dive into a world I know ♪
1827
01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:27,500
♪ Take my hand and ♪
1828
01:30:27,583 --> 01:30:31,958
♪ Follow me into the sun ♪
1829
01:30:32,041 --> 01:30:34,375
♪ There's no end 'cause ♪
1830
01:30:34,458 --> 01:30:37,833
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1831
01:30:38,916 --> 01:30:41,000
♪ This is where we come alive ♪
1832
01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:45,625
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1833
01:30:45,708 --> 01:30:48,833
♪ This is where we come alive ♪
1834
01:30:48,916 --> 01:30:51,750
♪ Out of the shadows ♪
1835
01:30:51,833 --> 01:30:54,250
♪ And into the light ♪
1836
01:30:55,916 --> 01:30:57,333
♪ Bringing the unknown ♪
1837
01:30:58,916 --> 01:31:01,833
- ♪ This is where we come alive ♪♪
- Six! Five! Four! Three!
1838
01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:03,750
Two! One!
1839
01:31:13,750 --> 01:31:16,083
You're off the clock, boys.
Your boss just blew up.
1840
01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:18,000
Oh, sorry, sir.
1841
01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:19,083
You did it!
1842
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,958
Ooh, you got a little bit of Louis
on you there.
1843
01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:30,833
Yeah, I think his, like, tooth
flew in my mouth.
1844
01:31:30,916 --> 01:31:32,958
Hey, um,
1845
01:31:33,041 --> 01:31:36,541
I don't know if you were still expecting
that 30%.
1846
01:31:36,625 --> 01:31:39,916
Come on. I'm a man of my word.
Ten percent.
1847
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,291
But I'm not a woman of my word,
1848
01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:45,708
so I hope you'll be happy with 50%.
1849
01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:49,416
Just so you know,
I was gonna double-cross you.
1850
01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:50,750
I just ran out of time.
1851
01:31:50,833 --> 01:31:52,250
No, you weren't.
1852
01:31:52,333 --> 01:31:55,041
'Cause you really are a nice guy.
1853
01:31:55,125 --> 01:31:57,041
And I trust you.
1854
01:32:00,833 --> 01:32:01,958
Over here.
1855
01:32:02,041 --> 01:32:03,041
I.D., please.
1856
01:32:03,125 --> 01:32:04,750
Oh.
1857
01:32:04,833 --> 01:32:06,166
Not my real height.
1858
01:32:06,250 --> 01:32:07,916
Hey.
1859
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,416
You saved me.
1860
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:11,666
You saved me.
1861
01:32:11,750 --> 01:32:13,625
The people with the sheet,
they helped a lot.
1862
01:32:13,708 --> 01:32:15,041
Yeah, they did. They helped.
1863
01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:17,000
And, hey, just so you know,
1864
01:32:17,083 --> 01:32:19,125
I think my mom would've really liked you.
1865
01:32:19,208 --> 01:32:21,541
Katie!
1866
01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:23,708
Hey. All right.
1867
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:26,750
Hey!
1868
01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:30,250
Congratulations, Katie Kim.
1869
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:34,875
I'm Johnny Grand,
and you're our biggest jackpot winner yet.
1870
01:32:36,625 --> 01:32:41,208
{\an8}All right, so what are you going to do
now that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim?
1871
01:32:41,291 --> 01:32:43,791
{\an8}I'm gonna get the fuck out
of Los Angeles.
1872
01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:45,559
Ooh, watch the language.
There's kids watching.
1873
01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:46,958
{\an8}Sorry, children.
1874
01:32:47,041 --> 01:32:48,833
{\an8}All right, right this way
for an interview.
1875
01:32:48,916 --> 01:32:52,375
I think I've had enough publicity
for today, but thank you.
1876
01:32:52,458 --> 01:32:54,809
- No, the cameras...
- No. No, wait, wait. She said she'd had enough publicity.
1877
01:32:54,833 --> 01:32:56,642
If she doesn't want publicity,
that's her right.
1878
01:32:56,666 --> 01:32:58,517
- Hey, pal, it's live. It's live.
- Give her space.
1879
01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:00,184
Come back here,
we'll give you the check.
1880
01:33:00,208 --> 01:33:01,642
I thought all actors
wanted publicity.
1881
01:33:03,041 --> 01:33:04,434
I don't think I want to be
an actor anymore.
1882
01:33:04,458 --> 01:33:05,458
Yeah?
1883
01:33:05,541 --> 01:33:07,208
It's like, what's the point?
1884
01:33:07,291 --> 01:33:09,184
Fucking wrestlers and YouTubers
are movie stars now.
1885
01:33:09,208 --> 01:33:10,708
Yeah, I know, tell me about it.
1886
01:33:10,791 --> 01:33:13,083
Sort of makes it feel like
anybody can do it, right?
1887
01:33:14,833 --> 01:33:17,250
Hey, my last ten bucks.
1888
01:33:17,333 --> 01:33:18,708
Yeah, yeah.
1889
01:33:18,791 --> 01:33:20,083
You want to split a hot dog?
1890
01:33:20,166 --> 01:33:21,583
Ooh, lengthways or widthways?
1891
01:33:21,666 --> 01:33:23,583
What?
1892
01:33:23,666 --> 01:33:25,458
I might have a concussion.
1893
01:33:26,541 --> 01:33:28,125
It's always hard to tell with you.
1894
01:33:28,208 --> 01:33:31,541
Ah, you, always with the quips. Quick.
1895
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:37,666
Oh.
1896
01:33:37,750 --> 01:33:39,083
I got you, big guy.
1897
01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:44,958
God, your hand is so big,
it's like a whole-ass ham on my shoulder.
1898
01:33:46,416 --> 01:33:48,583
Good thing my mom got me that bus ticket.
1899
01:33:48,666 --> 01:33:50,333
What's the plan?
1900
01:33:50,416 --> 01:33:52,250
Oh, I got a few ideas.
1901
01:34:00,416 --> 01:34:04,041
♪ When you're feeling sad and low ♪
1902
01:34:04,125 --> 01:34:06,666
♪ We will take you where you gotta go...
1903
01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:07,916
Ready?
1904
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:09,333
Oh, shit.
1905
01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:13,666
I'm sorry. Ooh.
1906
01:34:13,750 --> 01:34:15,250
Oh, my...
1907
01:34:15,333 --> 01:34:17,101
- ♪ Colors of the world ♪
- ♪ Spice up your life ♪
1908
01:34:17,125 --> 01:34:19,184
{\an8}- ♪ Every boy and every girl ♪
- ♪ Spice up your life ♪
1909
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:21,625
{\an8}- ♪ People of the world ♪
- ♪ Spice up your life ♪
1910
01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:22,958
♪ Ah ♪
1911
01:34:23,041 --> 01:34:24,708
♪ Slam it to the left ♪
1912
01:34:24,791 --> 01:34:26,767
- ♪ Shake it to the right ♪
- ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
1913
01:34:26,791 --> 01:34:28,750
- ♪ Chicas to the front ♪
- ♪ Ha ha ♪
1914
01:34:28,833 --> 01:34:30,541
♪ Go round ♪
1915
01:34:30,625 --> 01:34:32,892
- ♪ Slam it to the left ♪
- ♪ If you're having a good time ♪
1916
01:34:32,916 --> 01:34:34,601
- ♪ Shake it to the right ♪
- ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
1917
01:34:34,625 --> 01:34:36,833
What? Everybody's eating pizza
out of trash cans.
1918
01:34:36,916 --> 01:34:38,291
It-it's not gonna work.
1919
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:41,291
Mm, what is that?
1920
01:34:42,291 --> 01:34:43,916
What's up?
1921
01:34:45,416 --> 01:34:47,000
What the...?
1922
01:34:47,083 --> 01:34:48,416
Oh, great.
1923
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:52,166
Hey! I'm being sued
for copyright infringement!
1924
01:34:52,250 --> 01:34:53,708
Fucking...
1925
01:34:53,791 --> 01:34:55,291
Eat fast, I guess.
1926
01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:57,083
I told you this would happen.
1927
01:34:57,166 --> 01:34:59,017
- ♪ Slam it to the left ♪
- ♪ If you're having a good time ♪
1928
01:34:59,041 --> 01:35:00,934
- ♪ Shake it to the right ♪
- ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪
1929
01:35:00,958 --> 01:35:02,750
- ♪ Chicas to the front ♪
- ♪ Ha ha ♪
1930
01:35:02,833 --> 01:35:04,500
♪ And go round ♪
1931
01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:06,101
- ♪ Slam it to the left ♪
- ♪ If you're having a good time...
1932
01:35:07,208 --> 01:35:10,333
It's really hard not to laugh
when just take the kick.
1933
01:35:10,416 --> 01:35:12,666
She kicked high.
1934
01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:14,184
{\an8}- ♪ Slam it to the left ♪
- ♪ If you're having a good time...
1935
01:35:14,208 --> 01:35:15,875
{\an8}No. No, no, no, no.
1936
01:35:17,291 --> 01:35:18,601
{\an8}Whoa, I didn't know that was gonna happen.
1937
01:35:20,041 --> 01:35:22,000
{\an8}Don't look a gift mom in the mouth.
1938
01:35:22,083 --> 01:35:23,375
{\an8}As they say.
1939
01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:25,125
{\an8}Yeah, my mom's mouth is so disgusting.
1940
01:35:27,750 --> 01:35:30,184
{\an8}You ever notice that Los Angeles
really looks like Atlanta sometimes?
1941
01:35:30,208 --> 01:35:31,708
{\an8}That's weird.
1942
01:35:31,791 --> 01:35:34,125
♪ Hai, si ja! Hold tight! ♪
1943
01:35:35,208 --> 01:35:36,768
I knew you wanted a superyacht.
1944
01:35:36,833 --> 01:35:38,416
I did want a superyacht.
1945
01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:41,226
Dude, of course you wanted a superyacht.
Everyone wants a fucking superyacht.
1946
01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:43,583
Greta Thunberg wants a fucking superyacht.
1947
01:35:45,541 --> 01:35:47,041
Oh, cheers, bud.
1948
01:35:47,125 --> 01:35:49,000
Mm.
1949
01:35:49,083 --> 01:35:51,041
The money's changed us, hasn't it?
1950
01:35:51,125 --> 01:35:52,708
Yeah.
1951
01:35:52,791 --> 01:35:54,916
We're gigantic shitheads now.
1952
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,166
Hey, can I get
my dolphin sandwich?
1953
01:35:58,333 --> 01:36:00,916
Mommy's mad. You know what Mommy does
when she's mad? She spanks.
1954
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,166
I'm not giving you a tip.
1955
01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:04,416
Guess what. I won Best Spank in 2019.
1956
01:36:09,416 --> 01:36:13,625
{\an8}What you two perverts did
to Laurel and Hardy keeps me up at night.
1957
01:36:13,708 --> 01:36:17,666
{\an8}What you two did to W.C. Fields
was inhuman.
1958
01:36:17,750 --> 01:36:18,875
{\an8}You were banned.
1959
01:36:18,958 --> 01:36:21,125
{\an8}It took us weeks to clean up Tom Hanks.
1960
01:36:22,208 --> 01:36:24,250
Hi. Uber for Katie?
1961
01:36:24,333 --> 01:36:26,101
Come
with me if you don't want to die.
1962
01:36:26,125 --> 01:36:27,184
That was pretty good, huh?
1963
01:36:27,208 --> 01:36:28,684
We
should get to the chopper.
1964
01:36:28,708 --> 01:36:32,250
I'll slap the tattoos
right off your skinny man tits.
1965
01:36:32,333 --> 01:36:34,291
♪ All I need is money, money ♪
1966
01:36:34,375 --> 01:36:35,458
♪ Get, get, get me some ♪
1967
01:36:37,250 --> 01:36:38,583
Fuck!
1968
01:36:38,666 --> 01:36:41,625
- ♪ Get me some ♪
- Thank you. Thank you. Ah.
1969
01:36:41,708 --> 01:36:43,125
Oh, shit.
1970
01:36:43,208 --> 01:36:45,875
How will I deejay?
I-I can't push a button.
1971
01:36:47,750 --> 01:36:49,083
How will I jerk off?
1972
01:36:50,458 --> 01:36:54,458
{\an8}All right, so what are you going to do
now that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim?
1973
01:36:54,541 --> 01:36:57,250
{\an8}Well, I've been running for my life
for the past ten hours,
1974
01:36:57,333 --> 01:36:59,059
{\an8}so I'll probably go home
and take a massive shit.
1975
01:36:59,083 --> 01:37:00,625
{\an8}Lovely.
1976
01:37:00,708 --> 01:37:03,208
Hey, Candice.
Um, my panic room got invaded,
1977
01:37:03,291 --> 01:37:05,666
and I just don't feel safe
in there anymore.
1978
01:37:05,750 --> 01:37:07,392
Is there a way we could build a panic room
1979
01:37:07,416 --> 01:37:09,541
inside the panic room
that I could panic in?
1980
01:37:10,333 --> 01:37:11,750
Okay, great.
1981
01:37:11,833 --> 01:37:13,458
Hey, also, I just sent you a picture.
1982
01:37:13,541 --> 01:37:16,333
Um, could you buy me these darts?
1983
01:37:16,416 --> 01:37:18,750
They're fucking awesome.
1984
01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:22,250
Pinky Pooh Pooh.
I love you.
1985
01:37:22,333 --> 01:37:24,708
But I love
your $3.6 billion more!
1986
01:37:24,791 --> 01:37:27,208
This isn't the first time I've killed
in this costume!
1987
01:37:27,291 --> 01:37:29,750
And I never take it off
'cause I'm a freak!
1988
01:37:29,833 --> 01:37:32,666
Don't forget to tag us
when you post the pic with the body.
1989
01:37:32,750 --> 01:37:35,958
He's fucking huge. He would turn
my asshole into a sewer, so...
1990
01:37:36,041 --> 01:37:38,125
Sewer hole. Sewage hole? Suet hole.
1991
01:37:38,208 --> 01:37:39,476
What do you...
what do you call those things?
1992
01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:41,208
He'd turn my ass into a sewage hole.
1993
01:37:41,291 --> 01:37:42,666
Sew... Into a sewer hole. Okay.
1994
01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:45,958
You would turn my butthole
into the Lincoln Tunnel, so...
1995
01:37:46,041 --> 01:37:47,833
Lord have mercy on my butthole.
1996
01:37:47,916 --> 01:37:50,791
We fucked right over on your signet there.
1997
01:37:50,875 --> 01:37:54,125
That is not an oil stain in your driveway.
1998
01:37:54,208 --> 01:37:56,125
I, um... You're a real...
1999
01:37:56,208 --> 01:37:57,309
Just, it's actually just pee.
2000
01:37:57,333 --> 01:37:59,791
- He is a championship male squirter.
- Yep.
2001
01:37:59,875 --> 01:38:02,458
And it goes... it's like splish-splash.
It's, uh...
2002
01:38:02,541 --> 01:38:04,416
Secret, it's just pee.
2003
01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:05,976
I don't even know how that works.
2004
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:07,875
Yeah, guys, the, uh...
2005
01:38:07,958 --> 01:38:09,250
It's from the back.
2006
01:38:10,666 --> 01:38:12,250
Damn.
2007
01:38:12,333 --> 01:38:14,750
This is so stupid.
2008
01:38:19,541 --> 01:38:21,500
Did it hurt when you stuck the can up?
2009
01:38:23,500 --> 01:38:25,101
You don't have to have shame here.
I've done some crazy stuff.
2010
01:38:25,125 --> 01:38:26,458
No, I have a very tight butthole.
2011
01:38:26,541 --> 01:38:27,541
Okay, TMI.
2012
01:38:27,625 --> 01:38:30,791
♪ I feel sick and tired of all your shit ♪
2013
01:38:30,875 --> 01:38:33,416
♪ I'm tired of it, I'm tired of it ♪
2014
01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:35,291
♪ I'm tired, I'm tired...
2015
01:38:35,375 --> 01:38:36,791
Forehead and the tricep.
2016
01:38:36,875 --> 01:38:39,958
I don't know how much a bigger steak
we can cut for you, boss.
2017
01:38:41,708 --> 01:38:43,500
♪ I really think so...
2018
01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:46,250
Eat my box!
2019
01:38:46,333 --> 01:38:47,333
No, fuck that shit.
2020
01:38:47,416 --> 01:38:48,833
What-what flavor is it?
2021
01:38:48,916 --> 01:38:50,125
It's, uh, pussy flavor.
2022
01:38:50,208 --> 01:38:52,750
Oh, I'm good. I-I... I'm allergic.
2023
01:38:52,833 --> 01:38:54,583
It started later in my life.
2024
01:38:54,666 --> 01:38:58,041
Ooh, adult-onset pussy allergy.
2025
01:38:58,125 --> 01:39:00,166
International Women's Day is very hard.
2026
01:39:00,250 --> 01:39:01,708
Hey, break a leg at the audition.
2027
01:39:01,791 --> 01:39:03,333
Bitch, you break a leg.
2028
01:39:03,416 --> 01:39:05,250
- Wh...
- Break your entire fucking body.
2029
01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:06,833
No, it's not like... It's...
2030
01:39:06,916 --> 01:39:08,541
- Thank you, I will.
- Yeah.
2031
01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:11,625
I'm sorry.
2032
01:39:13,166 --> 01:39:14,708
I want to know if you're flexible.
2033
01:39:14,791 --> 01:39:15,791
Are you flexible?
2034
01:39:15,875 --> 01:39:18,500
- I can blow myself comfortably.
- He can.
2035
01:39:18,583 --> 01:39:19,958
And my dick isn't even that big.
2036
01:39:20,041 --> 01:39:21,250
It's not.
2037
01:39:21,333 --> 01:39:23,458
I look like someone's sketchy uncle
2038
01:39:23,541 --> 01:39:26,583
who smokes in his studio apartment
and eats canned beans.
2039
01:39:26,666 --> 01:39:27,916
What's up, bro?
2040
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:29,708
Let's go take a dump standing up
2041
01:39:29,791 --> 01:39:32,708
and make more money
than our female counterparts, am I right?
2042
01:39:32,791 --> 01:39:36,458
This is a guy that takes a dump
standing up.
2043
01:39:39,916 --> 01:39:41,625
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
2044
01:39:41,708 --> 01:39:43,583
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
2045
01:39:43,666 --> 01:39:45,458
Oh, my God. That was really funny.
2046
01:39:46,875 --> 01:39:48,958
I once played Tetris
for about 65 hours straight.
2047
01:39:49,041 --> 01:39:50,375
I speak fluent Dothraki.
2048
01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:51,767
I don't know why I thought
that'd be useful.
2049
01:39:51,791 --> 01:39:53,142
I sucked my thumb for way too long,
2050
01:39:53,166 --> 01:39:55,208
and since my thumbs
are three times normal size,
2051
01:39:55,291 --> 01:39:56,750
my overbite was bananas.
2052
01:39:56,833 --> 01:39:58,267
I believe that Honeycomb
is the best cereal.
2053
01:39:58,291 --> 01:39:59,916
All other cereals are trash.
2054
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:01,208
Oh, I make my own socks.
2055
01:40:01,291 --> 01:40:04,541
My calves are always bursting
through the store-bought ones.
2056
01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:07,500
I estimated that I've eaten about
8,000 chickens in my life.
2057
01:40:07,583 --> 01:40:10,500
Oh, and I believe in aliens,
but I'm not a weirdo about it.
2058
01:40:10,583 --> 01:40:11,916
I once broke my femur.
2059
01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:13,833
Still finished my shift at Baskin-Robbins.
2060
01:40:13,916 --> 01:40:16,000
31 flavors ain't gonna scoop themselves.
2061
01:40:16,083 --> 01:40:18,458
I nursed a baby squirrel
back to life once.
2062
01:40:18,541 --> 01:40:21,375
I fed it Muscle Milk in an eyedropper.
2063
01:40:21,458 --> 01:40:23,000
It was jacked.
2064
01:40:23,083 --> 01:40:24,791
You guys all named Riley? What?!
2065
01:40:29,708 --> 01:40:31,125
If you're not going to Comic Con,
2066
01:40:31,208 --> 01:40:32,934
why are you dressed like
the British robot from Star Wars?
2067
01:40:32,958 --> 01:40:35,791
No, I'm not C-3PO.
2068
01:40:35,875 --> 01:40:36,875
That's not his name.
2069
01:40:36,958 --> 01:40:39,166
Yeah, yes, it's definitely C-3PO.
2070
01:40:39,250 --> 01:40:41,541
No, it's definitely not
'cause I'd remember that.
2071
01:40:41,625 --> 01:40:43,833
Yeah, it's like Todd Beasley.
2072
01:40:43,916 --> 01:40:46,333
'Ello. I'm Todd Beasley.
2073
01:40:46,416 --> 01:40:49,833
You'll be malfunctioning in a day,
you nearsighted scrap pile.
2074
01:40:49,916 --> 01:40:52,000
Okay, so you remember that entire line,
2075
01:40:52,083 --> 01:40:54,083
but you don't remember
that his name was C-3PO?
2076
01:40:54,166 --> 01:40:56,708
- That's not his name.
- Not his name.
2077
01:40:56,791 --> 01:40:58,291
Yeah, that's it.
2078
01:40:58,375 --> 01:41:00,208
That's what it is.
2079
01:41:00,291 --> 01:41:01,500
Bitches.
2080
01:41:01,583 --> 01:41:03,083
Okay, sorry, wait, one more time.
2081
01:41:03,166 --> 01:41:04,750
One more time.
2082
01:41:04,833 --> 01:41:06,750
Can we throw our axes now, please?
2083
01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:07,833
Yeah, duh.
2084
01:41:07,916 --> 01:41:09,208
You just go like this.
2085
01:41:11,041 --> 01:41:12,291
Ooh.
2086
01:41:12,375 --> 01:41:13,833
Shit.
2087
01:41:13,916 --> 01:41:15,101
And don't throw them at each other.
2088
01:41:15,125 --> 01:41:16,583
♪ Sometimes you gotta be a bitch...
2089
01:41:16,666 --> 01:41:18,916
Goddamn it, I hate the fucking theater.
2090
01:41:20,583 --> 01:41:21,750
In the back.
2091
01:41:21,833 --> 01:41:23,958
- And one more, too.
- What are you doing?
2092
01:41:24,041 --> 01:41:25,083
I am fighting you.
2093
01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:27,416
You ready for this Asian thunder, huh?
Buckaroonie?
2094
01:41:27,500 --> 01:41:28,791
You fight like Scrappy-Doo.
2095
01:41:28,875 --> 01:41:30,059
You know when you fight someone,
2096
01:41:30,083 --> 01:41:32,226
you gotta make contact with your hands
and feet, right?
2097
01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:33,517
Oh, I hit 'em with my hands and feet.
2098
01:41:33,541 --> 01:41:34,976
I can hit 'em with my hands and feet.
2099
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:37,666
This... this...
2100
01:41:37,750 --> 01:41:39,750
and I do the... ooh! the subway stop.
2101
01:41:39,833 --> 01:41:42,750
I do the shopping cart... wow! into you.
2102
01:41:42,833 --> 01:41:44,916
And then I do the...
2103
01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:47,750
driving into the throat punch.
2104
01:41:47,833 --> 01:41:49,041
Ear fold.
2105
01:41:49,125 --> 01:41:50,833
Five years of stage fighting school
2106
01:41:50,916 --> 01:41:56,041
where I was number two, in a class of two,
but... I prevailed.
2107
01:41:58,375 --> 01:42:00,916
Okay. The w... The wig's off.
2108
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:02,666
I love your perfume, by the way.
2109
01:42:02,750 --> 01:42:03,958
What is that?
2110
01:42:04,041 --> 01:42:06,333
B.O. and other people's blood, probably.
2111
01:42:06,416 --> 01:42:08,791
Lady Speed Stick
and three hours of terror sweat.
2112
01:42:08,875 --> 01:42:10,958
It's Bullets. By Machine Gun Kelly.
2113
01:42:11,041 --> 01:42:12,291
It's his line.
2114
01:42:12,375 --> 01:42:14,375
No, wait, I remember now.
2115
01:42:14,458 --> 01:42:17,083
It was Colonel Mustard in the observatory
with the rope.
2116
01:42:17,166 --> 01:42:19,250
Oh, man, I think you stepped in dog shit.
2117
01:42:19,333 --> 01:42:22,416
I no think good no more.
2118
01:42:22,500 --> 01:42:24,434
See what happens when you kick somebody
in the face?
2119
01:42:24,458 --> 01:42:26,500
Hi, Miss Kim. Good to see you again.
2120
01:42:26,583 --> 01:42:28,958
Your watch is a piece of shit.
2121
01:42:29,041 --> 01:42:32,208
Lunchtime.
2122
01:42:32,291 --> 01:42:34,625
Mm-mm. It's punch time.
2123
01:42:37,250 --> 01:42:39,083
You broke my favorite mop!
2124
01:42:39,166 --> 01:42:41,000
Mop this, asshole.
2125
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:43,375
I loved that mop.
2126
01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:47,083
Oh, Mae West camel toe.
2127
01:42:47,166 --> 01:42:50,000
W.C. Fields' penis.
2128
01:42:50,083 --> 01:42:51,750
Oh, the horror.
2129
01:42:51,833 --> 01:42:53,083
Oh, you...
2130
01:42:55,833 --> 01:42:57,750
♪ Well, I think so, think so, think so...
2131
01:42:57,833 --> 01:42:59,708
Oh, my God.
2132
01:43:00,666 --> 01:43:02,666
We're gonna be so rich.
2133
01:43:02,750 --> 01:43:04,833
♪ Think so! ♪♪
2134
01:43:08,208 --> 01:43:11,250
Hey there, friends,
it's your old pal Johnny Grand here
2135
01:43:11,333 --> 01:43:14,791
to let you know that the Grand Lottery
is coming to your town
2136
01:43:14,875 --> 01:43:17,291
with our biggest jackpot yet.
2137
01:43:17,375 --> 01:43:18,916
We got exciting new rules...
2138
01:43:20,875 --> 01:43:25,666
...and some fun new tools, so be sure
to get your tickets for the next drawing.
2139
01:43:32,125 --> 01:43:35,583
It's gonna be a whole lotto fun.
2140
01:43:37,250 --> 01:43:39,416
I guarantee it.
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