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- Hmm. Oh, I don't know.
- What?
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Well, as old as he is in dog years...
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...do you think Snoopy
should still be allowed to fly this thing?
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- Rachel?
- Yeah?
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Remember when you came, you spent two
weeks getting trained by another waitress?
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Oh, sure.
Do you need me to train somebody new?
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Ha-ha-ha. Good one.
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Actually, uh,
Terry wants you to take the training again.
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Whenever.
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Do you believe that?
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Yeah.
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So that's two boxes
of the Holiday Macaroons.
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On behalf of the Brown Birds of America,
I salute you.
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Just admit it. You have no backhand.
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Excuse me, little one.
I have a very solid backhand.
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Shielding your face
and shrieking like a girl...
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...is not a backhand.
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I was shrieking...
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...like a Marine.
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All right, here, watch me execute
the three P's of championship play.
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Power, huah...
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...precision, shew...
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...and panache.
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You broke a little girl's leg?
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I know. I feel horrible, okay?
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It says here that a Muppet got whacked
on Sesame Street last night.
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Where exactly were you around 10-ish?
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Well, I'm gonna go see her.
I wanna bring her something.
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- What do you think she'd like?
- Maybe a Hello Kitty doll?
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The ability to walk?
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I'm gonna get back to retraining. Ahem.
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All right. See you guys.
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Look out, kids. He's coming.
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And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.
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Have fun. Oh, wait. No, don't.
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I forgot. I am totally against that now.
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What? Me having a job?
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No, no. I am against innocent trees
being cut down in their prime...
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...and their corpses
grotesquely dressed...
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...in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights.
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Hey, how do you sleep at night?
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Well, I'm pretty tired
from lugging the trees around.
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Hey, Phoebe, listen.
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You got this all wrong.
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Those trees were born
to be Christmas trees.
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They're fulfilling their life purpose
by making people happy.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Yes, and, uh, the trees are happy too...
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...because for most of them,
it's their only chance to see New York.
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After you've delivered the drinks,
you take the tray...
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Gunther, Gunther, please.
I have worked here for two and a half years.
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I know the empty trays go over there.
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What if you put them here?
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Huh.
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You know, that's actually a good idea.
They'll be closer to the mugs.
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You know what? You should have
the other waitresses do that too.
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- They already do.
- Huh?
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That's why they call it "the tray spot. "
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I always heard them talk about that.
I just thought it was a club they went to.
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Oh, God.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
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Sweetheart.
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So this must be kind of neat
for you, huh?
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Your dad tells me
you get a couple of days off school...
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...and you don't have to sell
those cookies anymore.
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Well, I kind of wanted to sell the cookies.
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The girl who sells the most
wins a trip to Space Camp...
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...and gets to sit in a real space shuttle.
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Wow, you really like
all this space stuff, huh?
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Yeah. My dad says if I'd spend as
much time helping him clean apartments...
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...as I do daydreaming
about outer space...
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...he'd be able to afford a trip
to the Taj Mahal.
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I think you'd have to clean a whole lot
of apartments to go all the way to India.
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No, the one in Atlantic City.
Dad loves the slots.
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He says he's gonna double
the college money my grandma left me.
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Huh.
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Well, good luck to Dad.
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Say, how many more boxes
would you have to sell in order to win?
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- The girl who won last year sold 475.
- Yeah?
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So far, I've sold 75.
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Four hundred, huh?
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Well, that sounds doable.
How much are the boxes?
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Five dollars a box.
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And what is second prize?
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A 10-speed bike.
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But I'd rather have something
my dad couldn't sell.
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Well, that makes sense.
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Could you do me one favor?
If it's not too much trouble.
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- Yeah, Sarah, anything.
- Could you pull the curtains open for me?
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The astronauts from the space shuttle
are gonna be on the news.
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Since we don't have a TV,
the lady across the alley...
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...said she'd push hers up to her window
so I can watch it.
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Yes?
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Yeah, hi. I'm selling Brown Bird cookies.
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You're no Brown Bird.
I can see you through my peephole.
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Um, no, hi. I'm an honorary Brown Bird.
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What does that mean?
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Uh, well, it means that I can sell cookies,
but I'm not invited to sleepovers.
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I can dial 911 at the press of a button,
you know.
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Now, go away.
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Please, please. It's for a poor little girl...
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...who wants to go to Space Camp
more than anything in the world.
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- I'm pressing.
- No...
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A policeman is on his way.
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Okay, okay. I'm going, I'm going.
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- I can still see you.
- All right.
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Hey.
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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Well, I thought a lot
about what you said...
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...and I realized, all right,
maybe I was a little judgmental.
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Yeah. Oh, but, oh. Ugh.
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Now, now, Phoebe, remember, hey...
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...they're just fulfilling their Christmas...
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- Destiny. Yes.
- Sure.
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- Right.
- Okay.
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Yikes. That one doesn't look
very fulfilled.
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Oh, that's one of the old ones.
He's just taking it to the back.
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You keep the old ones in the back?
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That is so ageist.
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- We have to make room for the fresh ones.
- So, what happens to the old guys?
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Well, they go into the chipper.
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Why do I have a feeling
that's not as happy as it sounds?
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No. No!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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And these come in the shapes
of Christmas characters.
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Santa, Rudolph and Baby Jesus.
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Oh.
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All right.
I'll take a box of the cream-filled Jesuses.
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Wait a minute, one box? I'm trying to send
a poor little girl to Space Camp.
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I'm putting you down for five boxes.
Chandler, what about you?
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All right, do you have any, uh,
coconut-flavored deities?
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No, but there's coconut
in the Hanukkah Menorah-eos.
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I'll put you down for eight boxes,
one for each night.
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Okay.
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Mon?
- I'll take one box of the Mint Treasures.
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One, and that's it.
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I started gaining weight
after I joined the Brown Birds.
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00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:11,591
Remember Dad bought every one
of my boxes and I ate them all?
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No, Mon, Dad had to buy every one
of your boxes...
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...because you ate them all.
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But, you know,
I'm sure that's not gonna happen this time.
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Why don't I just put you down
for three Mint Treasures...
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...and just a couple of the Rudolphs?
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No.
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Oh, come on, now.
You know you want them.
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Don't do this.
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I'll tell you what, Mon.
I'll give you the first box for free.
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Oh, God, I gotta go.
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Come on.
All the cool kids are eating them.
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And later I wanna show you
why we don't just trap spiders...
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...under coffee mugs
and leave them there.
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I'm training to be better at a job that I hate.
My life officially sucks.
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But wasn't this supposed to be temporary?
I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff.
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Well, yeah, I'm still pursuing that.
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How, exactly, are you pursuing that?
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You know, other than sending out résumés,
like, what, two years ago?
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Well, I'm also sending out...
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...good thoughts.
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If you ask me,
as long as you got this job...
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...you got nothing pushing you
to get another one.
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You need The Fear.
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- The Fear?
He's right.
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If you quit this job,
you then have motivation...
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...to go after a job you really want.
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How come you're still at a job you hate?
Why don't you quit and get The Fear?
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Because I'm too afraid.
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God. I don't know.
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I mean, I would give anything to work
for a designer, you know, or a buyer.
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Ugh. I just don't wanna be 30
and still work here.
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Yeah, that'd be much worse than being 28
and still working here.
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- Rachel?
- Yeah?
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Remind me to review with you
which pot is decaf and which is regular.
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Can't I just look at the handles on them?
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You would think.
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Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what?
I am a terrible waitress.
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Do you know why I'm a terrible waitress?
Because I don't care.
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I don't care. I don't care which pot
is regular and which pot is decaf.
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I don't care where the tray spot is.
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I just don't care.
This is not what I wanna do.
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So I don't think I should do it anymore.
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- I'm gonna give you my week's notice.
- What?
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Gunther, I quit.
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Does this mean we're gonna have to start
paying for coffee?
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Okay, 12.
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Twenty-two.
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Eighteen.
188
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- What?
- I spelled out "boobies. " Ha, ha.
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Ross, put me down for another box
of the Mint Treasures, okay?
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Where are the Mint Treasures?
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Uh, we're out. I sold them all.
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What?
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Monica, I'm cutting you off.
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No. No.
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Just a couple more boxes.
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It's no big deal, all right? I'm cool.
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You gotta help me out
with a couple more boxes.
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Mon, look at yourself.
You have cookie on your neck.
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Oh, God.
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- Whoa. So how many you sold so far?
- Ah? Check this out.
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- Five hundred and seventeen boxes.
- Oh, my God. How did you do that?
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Ahem. Okay, the other night,
I was leaving the museum...
203
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,868
...just as Laser Floyd was letting out
of the planetarium.
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Without even trying, I sold 50 boxes.
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That's when it occurred to me.
The key to my success: The munchies.
206
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:20,006
So I started hitting the NYU dorms
around midnight.
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I am selling cookies by the case.
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They call me...
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..."Cookie Dude. "
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Okay, stop what you're doing.
I need envelope stuffers, stamp lickers...
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Oh, hey. Who did these résumés for you?
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Me, on my computer.
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Well, you sure used a large font.
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Uh, yeah.
Well, "Waitress at a Coffeehouse"...
215
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...and "Cheer Squad Co-captain"
only took up so much room.
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Heh, heh. Hey, that's funny.
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You're funny, Chandler.
You're a funny guy.
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You know what else is really funny?
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Something else I might have said?
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I don't know, I don't know.
221
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Weren't you the guy
that told me to quit my job...
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...when I had absolutely
nothing else to do?
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Ha-ha-ha. Huh? Huh?
224
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,349
Sweetie, calm down. It's gonna be okay.
225
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,101
No, it's not gonna be okay, Ross.
226
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Tomorrow is my last day,
and I don't have a lead.
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Okay, you know what?
I'm just gonna call Gunther...
228
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...and I'm gonna tell him I'm not quitting.
229
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You don't wanna give in to The Fear.
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You and your stupid Fear.
I hate your Fear.
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I would like to take you and your Fear...
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Hey. I got great news.
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Run, Joey. Run for your life.
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What? Rach, listen, have you ever heard
of Fortunata Fashions?
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- No.
- My old man's doing a plumbing job there...
236
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,092
...and he heard they have an opening.
237
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Want me to see
if he can get you an interview?
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00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,432
Oh, my God, yes. I would love that.
Oh, that's so sweet, Joey.
239
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,436
Not a problem.
And now for the great news.
240
00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,356
- What, that wasn't the great news?
- Only if you think it's better than this.
241
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,484
Snow-in-a-Can.
242
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,654
I got it at work.
You want me to decorate the window?
243
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,867
- Give it kind of a Christmas looky?
- Christmas cookie?
244
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,499
Okay, and this one here's a Douglas fir.
245
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,295
Now, it's a little more money,
but you get a nicer smell.
246
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,964
Looks good. I'll take it.
247
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,634
Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
You don't want that one. Uh-uh.
248
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:32,221
No. You can have
this cool brown one. Ooh.
249
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,724
It's almost dead.
250
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,686
But that's why you have to buy it,
so that it can fulfill its Christmas destiny.
251
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,606
Otherwise, they're gonna throw it
into the chipper. Tell him, Joey.
252
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,107
Uh...
253
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:47,028
Yeah, the trees that don't fulfill
their Christmas destiny, heh...
254
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,489
...are thrown in the chipper.
255
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:53,618
I think I'm gonna look around
a little bit more.
256
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:58,414
Pheebs. Heh. You gotta stop doing this.
I'm working on commission here.
257
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,335
Hey, guys.
I'm here to pick out my Christmas tree.
258
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,964
Well, look no further. This one's yours.
259
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,007
Ah.
260
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,469
Is this the one that I threw out last year?
261
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,640
All right, you know what? Never mind.
Everybody wants to have a green one.
262
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,602
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to get so emotional.
263
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:23,106
I guess it's just...
The holidays are just hard.
264
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:27,026
Oh, honey, is that because
your mom died around Christmas?
265
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,529
Oh, I wasn't even thinking about that.
266
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,864
Oh.
267
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:42,083
Hi there. How many did you sell?
268
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:46,838
I'm not gonna tell you.
You're the bad man who broke Sarah's leg.
269
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,800
Hey, now. That was an accident, okay?
270
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,176
You're a big scrud.
271
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,888
What's a scrud?
272
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,141
Why don't you look in the mirror, scrud?
273
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,438
I don't have to. I can just look at you.
274
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,274
All right, girls...
275
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,610
...and man.
276
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,155
Let's see your final tallies.
277
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,116
Oh... Debbie.
278
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:19,328
Three hundred and twenty-one boxes
of cookies. Very nice.
279
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,123
Not nice enough.
280
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,916
Charla.
281
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,127
Two hundred and seventy-eight.
282
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,212
Sorry, dear, but still good.
283
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,965
Good for a scrud.
284
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,384
Let's see.
285
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,261
Ooh. Yes, Elizabeth.
286
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,806
Eight hundred and seventy-one.
287
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,933
That's crap.
288
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,397
Sister Brown Bird.
289
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,733
Good going.
290
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,196
Who's next?
291
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,786
- Hi there.
- Hi.
292
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,372
And batting for Sarah...
293
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,875
...Ross Geller.
294
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,128
Eight hundred and seventy-two.
295
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:14,759
Although it looks like you bought
an awful lot of cookies yourself.
296
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:21,182
Ahem. That is because my doctor
says that I have a very serious...
297
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,684
...nougat...
298
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,396
...deficiency.
299
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,567
Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
300
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,070
Well, I lost.
301
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,198
Some little girl loaned her uniform
to her 19-year-old sister...
302
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:42,245
...who went down to the USS Nimitz
and sold over 2000 boxes.
303
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,416
Hey. How'd the interview go?
- Oh, I blew it.
304
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,710
- I wouldn't have even hired me.
Oh.
305
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,754
- Ugh.
- Come here, sweetie.
306
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:58,511
Listen, you're gonna go on like
a thousand interviews before you get a job.
307
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,434
That's not how that was supposed
to come out.
308
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,062
This is just the worst Christmas ever.
309
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,399
Rach, maybe you should just, you know,
stay here at the coffeehouse.
310
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,653
I can't. It's too late.
Terry already hired that girl over there.
311
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,366
Look at her.
She's even got waitress experience. Ugh.
312
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,493
Last night she was...
313
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:27,790
...teaching everybody
how to make napkins into...
314
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,333
...swans.
315
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,753
That word was "swans. "
316
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,714
"Swans. "
317
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:42,471
Well, seeing that drunk Santa wet himself
really perked up my Christmas.
318
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,231
Ah! Oh, my God.
319
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,358
Merry Christmas!
320
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,196
You saved them. You guys.
321
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,364
Oh, God, you're the best.
322
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,117
Looks like Night of the Living Dead
Christmas Trees.
323
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,372
Hello?
324
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,374
Yeah, this is she.
325
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,587
Oh! You're kidding. You're kidding.
326
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,215
Oh, thank you. I love you.
327
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,675
Sure, everybody loves a kidder.
328
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,510
I got the job.
329
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,846
- Oh, hey. All right!
- That's great.
330
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,433
Oh! God bless us, every one.
331
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,147
Here we go.
I'm serving my last cup of coffee.
332
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,283
There you go. Enjoy.
333
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,035
Yay!
334
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,913
- Should I tell her I ordered tea?
- No.
335
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,082
- No.
- No.
336
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,458
Um, excuse me, everyone?
337
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:56,045
Uh, this is my last night working here...
338
00:20:56,213 --> 00:21:01,634
...and I just wanted to say
that I made some really good friends here.
339
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,470
And it's just time to move on.
340
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,435
And no offense to everybody
who still works here...
341
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:15,064
...but you have no idea
how good it feels to say...
342
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,775
...that as of this moment...
343
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:22,822
...I will never have to make coffee again.
344
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,825
Now, Mr. Kaplan Sr.
Likes his coffee strong.
345
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,412
So you're gonna use two bags
instead of one, see?
346
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,373
Now, pay attention
because this part's tricky.
347
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,960
See, some people use filters just once.
348
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,346
I'm sorry you didn't get to go
to Space Camp...
349
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:53,102
...and I'm hoping that maybe somehow,
this may help make up for it. Okay?
350
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,729
Presenting...
351
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:58,983
...Sarah Tuddle's Private,
Very Special Space Camp!
352
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,323
Really, Mr. Geller,
you don't have to do this.
353
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,615
Oh, come on. Here we go.
354
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,121
Stand by for mission countdown.
355
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,706
Ten, ten, ten.
356
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,124
Nine, nine, nine.
357
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,460
Eight, eight, eight. Ow.
358
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:19,545
Okay, blast off.
359
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,766
I'm an alien. I'm an alien.
360
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,935
Oh, no, an asteroid!
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