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Akiko.

Akiko, wake up!

- Come on! - Daddy, what's happening?

- Stay here. - No, no, no, don't leave me!

What am I supposed to do?

I'm too busy with the campaign.

I can't raise a child...

Don't worry.

They'll take good care of you here.

Ugh.

What are you looking at, orphan?

Excuse me, you're not allowed to have phones here.

Don't look at me like that, you little whore.

No, no!

What?

Uncle!

I'm so sorry, Akiko.

Forgive me.

Uncle!

Uncle.

No!

♪ True killer ♪

♪ In the mirror ♪

♪ Best match for a sinner ♪

♪ A lot of things I cannot do ♪

♪ But I'm a sinner and none of it's true ♪

♪ True killer ♪

♪ True killer ♪

Oh, okay. Alright.

Well...

What do you mean we "lost the bid"?

You said the job was mine, Andre.

I bought a bomb for this, man!

Hello?

- Ugh! - Bad news?

Sounded like bad news.

I'm being punished for your screw-up with the Vetter.

Ever since you, Monkey, and Lady Columbo came into my life,

I have been losing contracts left and right.

Now I'm stuck with this $30,000 explosive coffee table!

Yeah, no. Gotcha, gotcha.

So would you say that now is a bad time to ask for a favor?

- What do you want? - Well, you know,

after that little salt stunt I pulled at Iris' restaurant,

she got shit-canned.

So I... You know, I was hoping you could help me

find her a new job?

- Like what? - Oh, I don't know.

Maybe potting flowers or arranging flowers.

Oh, you know, delivering flowers.

Bryce, this is a fake business. It's-it's fake.

Psst. So, like, what's the deal?

Yeah, no, it's going great. Yeah.

Please, Eunice.

Okay, she asked me for help,

and if I don't come through, she won't ask me again.

Please, come on. There must be something Iris can do here.

Anything. I'm desperate.

Well, Buddy is retiring soon.

Okay, fine.

She could be my new crime scene cleaner.

She can clean up all the dead bodies and shit.

- Oh, not that though. - Wait, what?

Boy, you better get up out my office...

Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait, wait. That job sounds cool.

Wha... No, absolutely not.

No, I won't have my daughter cleaning up large intestines for a living.

Oh, okay. So you were good with abandoning me at two years old,

but this is where you draw the line?

- Cleaning? - Oh, fuck!

Besides, true crime is my favorite genre,

right behind Sapphic sci-fi.

It'll be a great fit.

Mm-hmm. Bryce, let her do it.

No! No way, okay!

And what does Sapphic mean?

I don't get it. I need a job.

She's got one. What's the problem?

The problem is I'm your father, and I said no.

Well, I don't know what to tell you 'cause I'm gonna take this job

whether you like it or not.

So, looks like you better get on board, Dad.

Why you looking at me?

This is between you two.

This is why I ain't have no goddamn children.

Oh, yeah. I don't have kids because I love Ketamine.

Alright, fine, fine.

But you're gonna hate it. Trust me.

Hey, Bryce, Sapphic means lesbian.

Shocker.

See you tomorrow, boss.

- Ho! Right here, let's go. - Pay attention now.

The key to the perfect spiral is the fingertips.

Let them linger on the ball

as long as possible -You gonna throw it or not?

And...

Perfection.

Nice!

Yeah, bro, just think of it as

a grenade, minus the explosion.

There you go.

- I like the effort. - Let's go again.

Focus on your follow-through.

Follow-through. Oh, oh, okay.

Fine, follow through...

these nuts!

- Oh, my God. - Come on!

- Oh. Look at that! - Goddammit, Double-Tap!

That is it!

Slyke, I told you stop doin' that, man.

I'm sorry.

What, you didn't enjoy your stay?

That's not funny.

Stop laughing.

It's scary in there, y'all.

You see that?

It's nice to have a family, isn't it?

It's from the accident.

Mommy and Daddy were building smart stuff.

Ah, yeah, that's a bit of an understatement.

Dot's parents were physicists responsible

for building the world's largest particle accelerator.

They brought me to see it one day,

but... something went wrong.

There was a fire.

It swallowed us all.

The explosion took away everything she had

but gave her everything she is.

You see, every one of us has a story.

I mean, before Double-Tap joined the Co-Op,

he had terrible PTSD.

His whole unit was killed in action.

And Amara, right? Tell him about your father.

His name was Erasmus.

He was a sculptor.

The best in all of ancient Greece.

He claimed he could sculpt marble better than the gods could sculpt flesh.

As punishment for my father's hubris,

they decided to turn his only child into a statue.

- Me. - I think you're pretty.

Oh, me?

No, it's too long of a story to go through right now

and enough with all the heavy stuff, alright?

It's a mental health day. We're here to enjoy ourselves.

What, you're serious?

You've never had a mental health day before?

Ah, dude. It's like a recharge day.

When we face The Shepherd,

it'll be like nothing we've ever encountered.

So we need to be sharp, physically and mentally.

Hey, I'm sharp!

Oh, absolutely. The sharpest.

Oh, okay, tough guy. Yeah?

Who's sharp now, huh?

Oh, you want some?

Come here, you little furball.

Ow, ow, ow! Alright, uncle!

I told him to leave the lights on...

Huh?

- Yeah, let's not do that. - Look, I already told you.

I don't know where the monkey is.

- What was that? - Here, take a look.

Now let's try this one more time.

Where is Monkey?

Ugh, Bryce, I don't need a chaperone.

Hey, I'm your father, alright? This is your first dead body.

I wanna be there for you to hold your hair back when you puke

a-and to say, "I told you so," when you quit.

Don't hold your breath.

Hey, look, there are some things everyone expects with a corpse.

You know, maggots in the eyes, bluish-green skin,

you know, the classics.

But what a lot of folks don't realize

is dead bodies can bloat up so much that they just pop.

I mean, it's like a rotten empanada-filled balloon,

and here we are.

Iris, meet Buddy Simpkins,

your new supervisor, until you quit this job.

Uh-huh.

I brought some supplies.

Oh, disinfectant wipes.

- Cute. - Yeah.

Jeezy creezy, Buddy. What the hell.

You asked for a nasty one, Bryce.

Look, there's no way she's gonna want to do this for a living.

Oh, my God.

Are these holes from a machine gun?

Oh, no.

Don't worry.

I got something that'll send her running to the convent.

Say hello to Buddy's patent-pending Body Burner.

Please, children, keep your arms and legs

out of the splash zone.

Melts through flesh, bone,

anything organic in a matter of seconds.

Observe and savor.

Oh, Lordy.

Isn't that a lovely bouquet?

Oh, my God, you're an artist.

What the fuck, man?

Huh, really thought that would work.

But, I mean, after all, she's your kid.

We gotta get you on Shark Tank.

Fuck! Hey, this is regular yogurt.

- I wanted Greek yogurt. - Uh-huh.

Hey, look, I know I wrote Greek yogurt

- on the grocery list. - Yeah.

I mean, why am I even making a list

if no one's gonna take it into consideration, huh?

I wasted five minutes of physical form to write that list.

And then everyone says, "Ah, screw that list!"

And now you're not even paying attention to me!

Oh, I'm sorry. How rude of me, Bryce.

I'm just trying to avenge the deaths of my entire precinct

while keeping ancient nuclear weapons

out of the hands of an evil syndicate

that's been holding the world hostage for centuries.

But by all means, please continue about the yogurt.

Oh, I got a lot more to say about this yogurt situation...

Oh, hey!

Hey, what's with the grass stains, huh?

And wait, why do you smell like Hawaiian Punch?

Oh, I'm sorry, Capri-Sun.

I didn't realize you were rich. Where the hell were you?

What's wrong? Nothing at all. No, no, no.

I'm just about to chow down on some disgusting regular yogurt

that no one asked for.

My daughter loves blood and murder,

and you've been playing grab-ass evidently

with the Get Along Gang.

I'm great!

Wait, they don't make you feel guilty for taking time for yourself?

Hold on, wait. Does that mean I do?

Oh-ho, you're in trouble now.

Hey, you know what? Good luck telling Eunice all about the Co-Op.

You've obviously chosen a side,

and I'm sure she'll be very cool about it.

Don't worry.

He's got a lot going on.

I'll talk with him.

No way I'm going. Eunice hates me.

She tells me she has resting bitch face,

but she doesn't make that face at anyone else.

Look, just be honest.

She'll respect that.

Maybe.

Ow, look out, she's here!

- Huh? - Monkey...

Monkey! She's crazy!

We gotta get out of here!

Get off me, you animal!

Huh?

You destroyed my life!

At least come out and face me!

If I hadn't met you, my uncle would still be alive.

You are a curse, Monkey!

We were supposed to be a family.

Why did you have to kill him?

Why?

What the...

Who can that be?

I'm sorry, Monkey, but the Akiko you knew before is, is gone.

She's consumed with rage, thoughts that are polluted

with revenge and darkness.

She's killing in anger.

I-I wish I was wrong, but unfortunately...

I've seen this before.

Here, come with me.

Alright, should we watch a little movie?

Okay, first off, don't judge the hair, okay? We were all doing it.

Hey, guys, it's Maya, coming at you from the last leg

of The Galaxy Boys Malls Across America Tour.

These teen brothers are taking the country by storm

using their powers of the mind to steal your hearts.

Okay, if you haven't heard of The Galaxy Boys...

You're probably living under a rock.

Hey, Boone.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, What's up, Maya?

Would you say you're the leader of the group?

- What? - Okay.

I did not tell her to say that.

- I swear. - You told her to say that.

That was our last performance as The Galaxy Boys.

Right after this was shot, we were recruited by the government.

A dark ops division of the CIA.

They told us we'd be serving our country

and making a difference.

What 16-year-old would say no to that, right?

But what we didn't realize

is that we'd be molded into soulless killing machines.

So instead of making people dance,

I made targets walk into traffic.

Slyke absorbed heads of state, rebel forces,

anyone who was against America's "best interest."

Well, let me tell you what, all that death,

it changed us.

No, you know what? Actually, it ruined us.

But Colt...

Yeah, Colt was different.

I don't know if it was his way to cope or compartmentalize

or, I don't know, maybe that's just wishful thinking.

But he liked the killing.

He started going overboard, taking out targets

and anyone in the way, like innocent children and bystanders.

I mean, it was brutal, sadistic even.

And it wasn't until years later that we discovered

that the government was in the pocket of the Aldermen

and we'd been doing their dirty work all along.

This crappy video

is the last time I remember my brother's eyes looking like that.

After we were recruited, they changed.

There was nothing left behind them.

And that's when they came back to Slyke and me with our next mission:

to kill our brother.

And we couldn't say no.

Look, Akiko is your fight.

It doesn't concern me, but she took up the mantle

of Lady Bullseye to get her revenge.

That's who she is now.

When we reached that point with Colt,

we had to handle it before anyone else got hurt.

Do you understand what I'm saying to you?

Monkey?

Just remember, the ones you spare,

don't always spare you.

I mean, you should have seen her today.

Completely fascinated.

Didn't blink once at the guts and gore and blech.

She's like if Eli Roth and the ShamWow guy had a baby,

and that baby wasn't like an ugly little shit.

So what's the problem?

I don't want that life for her!

You know, I've tried telling her, but she won't listen to me.

Bryce, you've only been in her life for, like, a week.

Yeah, but I...

I'm sacrificing a ton to be able to talk to her, okay?

I'm not trying to be a martyr

'cause I know I've fucked up in the past,

but goddamn, lady, give me a chance, you know?

Bryce, she is giving you a chance.

This is what kids do.

They test you and fight you.

They don't just sit on your lap with a glass of milk

and ask you for life lessons.

Oh, okay, I-I mean, I didn't say I wanted that, you know.

Iris asked you for help, and then she turned around

and threw that help in your face to piss you off.

- That's a win. - It is?

- Huh. - Yes!

It means she cares.

If she didn't, she wouldn't engage.

And that's the worst possible outcome.

You seem to know a lot about this stuff for a childless woman.

- Wow. - Yeah, but... no.

No, no, that's not what I meant.

Oh, Jesus, I'm an idiot.

- I'm sorry. - You're not.

You're a good guy.

You're trying.

You think I'm a good guy?

I do.

What? Whoa, what the hell, Bryce?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I misread the whole good guy thing. That's my fault.

I was being nice.

I know, I know.

Hey, but be honest. Is it because I'm dead?

- You know? - What? No!

It wouldn't bother me if the roles were reversed, but I get it.

Huh, what?

Hi, there.

What are you doing here?

You tell me.

You're the one who put on my mask.

I did that because I need to kill Monkey.

And I didn't think I could do that as me.

I'm not strong enough. Not vicious enough.

Oh, honey, it's a good start.

If you add Bryce and that cop to your list,

you've got yourself a mentor.

Deal.

Shh, shh.

Time to shine, my pet.

♪ True killer ♪

♪ In the mirror ♪

♪ Best match for a sinner ♪

♪ Paddywhack ♪

♪ Old swan ♪

♪ Go fetch your own... bone ♪

♪ A lot of things I cannot do ♪

♪ But I'm a sinner ♪

♪ And none of it's true ♪

♪ True killer ♪

♪ True killer ♪

♪ True killer ♪

♪ In the mirror ♪

♪ Best match for a sinner ♪

♪ Paddywhack ♪

♪ Old swan ♪

♪ Go fetch your own... bone ♪