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OK: “Shipe ge punan”,

It means “hello everyone”!

My name is Sorgoï Prakov and I come from Sdorvie.

It is a small country between Russia and Belarus

I am 29 years old,

and I am a cameraman for Sdorvian television.

I'm here because I was selected by OLO TV International

to film a sort of tourist "video trip" in Europe.

Too happy! This is going to be my first big film...

I have three months and two

cameras to visit cities, meet people,

and try to define my own "European dream".

I'm starting with Paris: a week, then I'm going

to draw a very, very big heart that crosses

some European capitals.

The goal is also to post the videos day after day on the Internet.

Uh...

Hello everybody

So, here we are!

It's the first day of the

trip and we are very lucky

because the weather is very nice!

I'm excited to start today

by a strong cultural symbol...

You have probably already guessed what it is,

so, I show it to you...

Hello Sir...

I would like to taste

typical French food.

“Croissant” is really

really traditional? I think I'll taste it.

I arrived yesterday...

- Yes ! - Yesterday, yes.

Everything is so new here.

But there are few French... here?

Lots of tourists, yes.

- Do you know where I can find... - French people?

... typical French people?

“Place de Clichy”?

Great, maybe I'll do that...

- Thank you so much ! - OK.

I made a little drawing of the Eiffel Tower.

Hey...

- Hey. - Good evening.

Please... We can't film the hotel, sir.

It's okay, it doesn't work...

I've already been filming all day.

Ah OK.

What are you filming

during the day?

Today I went to the Eiffel Tower.

Ah OK very good...

It's really huge, really beautiful.

But lots of tourists.

Yes yes.

It is very much visited!

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Ok... And what is your name?

- Fabrice. - “Fabrice”.

- Delighted. I'm Sorgoi. - Okay, Sorgoi.

- Yes good night! - Good night!

Ok: I'll do the editing

Of my first day in Europe.

I'm going to go now.

See you tomorrow!

Today we are going to the center of Paris:

“Beau-Beaubourg.”

I think that

...there is a lot of art.

Mhh... So good!

Okay: it's 2:00 p.m....

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Ah! Very good camera...

Because I’m filming my documentary too!

You know, at the same time!

But... Do you like Japanese manga?

Eh, I do not know.

- But what... - Hey, you! Please...

One question each.

My question is: What do you think of the "European dream"?

A European dream?

...is there a European dream?

Um... Never heard of that.

Okay, I'm standing in front the Pompidou Center.

The thing is... The guy wouldn't let

me in because of my camera system.

I think I need to do something else.

I just have to check if... Oh!

Oh ! My camera!

Amazing!

...Thief!

- Thanks! - You want to sue the guy?

No ! It's good...

I'm so happy you got it!

Amazing!

I think it's best to go to the police.

- No, it's over now... - It's over, yes.

- We're not going to report this... - Where...?

Who is this guy?

I think you should be more

careful with your equipment!

Thank you, thank you very much!

You're welcome, you're welcome... Goodbye!

Bye!

Okay, perfect.

I believe we will continue

the visit to Paris tomorrow,

but also in the evening to see

“Paris by Night”!

They offered me a beer, that’s really nice.

Thank you so much.

Lots of trash!

So?

- So? - It's good...

Aaah... Very good!

It's strong, isn't it?

What is your name?

Andre Kulash.

Good evening, excuse me!

I would like to go to "Nah-see-oh..."

It's far... over there! And...

You can follow us, we're going that way...

Okay I follow you.

And there we will tell you...

One kilometer or so.

You can come with us!

You want to come to the

you want to come to a party?

- Come on! It's a great party with lots of people

- And you can come... - Yes, come!

- You're welcome! There are lots of nice people...

And good wine! Good French wine...

It's a good start to discover Europe.

And here's a drink for you!

It's nice... but not too much!

It's like beer!

How are you?

How are you?

Very good.

The Chinese...Chinese.

- Do you want to drink wine? - I already have white wine...

You know what?

In my country, we say:

"We all want to be the star of a movie"...

Hi...

Is it a French dance?

French dance?

What's your name?

My name is Sorgoï... And you?

Sorgoi?

Yes!

Excuse me, uh...

- Good morning! - Good morning!

I am Mathieu!

- “Mathieu”? - Yes...

Sdorvia?

Um... It's a small country, just...

A small country...?

Yes, between Russia and uh... Belarus.

And why?

Here we are...

Hey... Mr. Fabrice!

Hey, Mr. Sorgoï.

How are you my friend?

I'm doing well!

I see you enjoyed “Paris by night”!

Oh man... This is just crazy!

- What ? - You know...

I fucked a girl... Already!

Okay, I'll give you your pass...

I think you need some rest now.

Yes... A good night's sleep and afterwards, a good breakfast!

So: big migraine this morning...

Well, not really in the morning because it’s 2 p.m.!

It was a really

big party last night.

And I saw the rushes.

It was...

Rather naughty! SO...

Maybe I should be stricter with myself.

Oh thank you... Thank you very much!

Maybe...

Maybe I'll stop cycling for today.

This is to see your size,

because there are different sizes...

Okay, fine...

Oh, that looks good!

Cool ! Is it expensive or is it okay?

Try first...and then the price.

Ahhh okay, great!

Oh cool, I feel...

I feel good now!

There is a sort of...

I don't know!

I will see.

- Hello, excuse me. Do you know what it is?

What kind of event?

This is an anti-terrorist event.

...the police, and I think it's a little heated here.

So I do not know.

Oh sorry.

It's like a big event there.

Crepes are...

...It is really good.

But I think... There's also a lot of fat in it.

And so I have a little...

Well, I'm a little fat too.

Saint-Lazare... Clichy... Here... There too...

Only black people! No more white people now!

They steal, they...

Okay, so I...

Here there is...

It looks lively around here!

Lots of small bars, restaurants...

It is really awesome.

- Good evening! Is it possible to enter?

- Yes it's good. - With the cameras too?

- No problem. - Ok good ! Thank you so much.

Oh that's cool!

It's a great place!

You want something?

Uh... Like what?

Like something for fun...

- Like... - Something to enjoy the night!

- Drug ? - Drugs, yes!

- This one is very strong. - OK, agreed...

Did you eat anything before?

- Um... I drank a little. - Did you drink a little? OK.

Three!

Did you take three? It's very strong!

- Yes it's cool. - It's very strong, man!

I've already taken it before... So it's ok!

Thank you so much!

It's good... Thank you my friend!

- Good evening... - Good evening too!

I'm... It's... Like...

I'm pretty much okay, but I need to find my way back to the hotel.

And I don't know where my jacket is!

So: no more credit cards...

I...about...

I will fix this problem tomorrow.

Hello, hello, it's Sorgoï...

I'm in Paris...

I call you...

I'm calling you because

my credit card was stolen.

You can send me another one to:

Otherwise, I have good images...

See you later...

I'm waiting, I'm waiting...

Ok: I am very unhappy because my producers ignored my emails.

I don't know, I'll probably have to

stay two or three more days in Paris.

But it's okay, I... It's okay.

It's 6 p.m. now... And I was prevented from entering the "Louvre".

I find this really stupid, because...

It's supposed to be a cultural place, and no one lets you film there!

As if tourists were terrorists!

Oh that’s nice!

I have cash here...

SO ?

It's nice, but it's a little strange

what I have done...

- Hey girl... - Fuck you!

How's it going.

No, it's not okay.

- Hey girl... - Fuck you!

They didn't want to play Nosferatu.

- So, I have to go to Bastille... and then I go through there...

...To the Pablo Picasso museum!

- Hello, I'm looking for Pablo Picasso... - Speak French!

The Pablo Picasso Museum?

The Pablo Picasso Museum? Isn't it there?

So I don't really know where Paris is anymore...

Maybe I'll ask.

Do you work for TV?

Camera, film?

- Yes, I'm making a documentary. It's for television.

You, sex films?

It's a... cultural documentary.

YOU ? Porn movies, you...

- How much does your camera cost? Dear ? She's fine ?

- Wait, my friend! Stay cool... No problem.

- I'd better go... - No, no, stay, buddy! Hold on.

Hey, wait, will you give me a camera?

No, I can't... Woh, oh, oh...!

No, please don’t touch me!

- No no. - How are you?

- It'll be OK ? - Yes it's good.

OK Bye.

Whore!

- The guys... They wanted to take my camera.

OK ! Thank you, thank you very much.

- Bye ! - I'm going now, over there.

- Are you sure? - Yes it's good.

No it's OK. I can...

Ok... I'm calling the hospital!

No ! You need to see a doctor!

Don't call the hospital, please.

It's okay, I'm fine.

But look at your face...

How are you. I just need some sleep.

Just a little sleep...

The guy... He broke my camera.

SO...

I still have the rushes for editing,

but I don't know what to do now.

I no longer have money for my trip

if I buy a new camera.

I have to find a solution.

And then

no news from my producers.

SO...

If you want we have this model.

516 euros.

It's a Canon.

It has a backlight for the night...

She does HDV...

It's this one.

OK.

Here we are!

The first image of my new baby.

Really good quality, right?

Hi !

I think I'll call you... Taïta!

Yes it's good! Put your tongue... A little...

No ?

Maybe it will work out there...

Ok, we have a date, great to have met you...

Ok, that’s really nice, thank you! I think that...

Thanks for the movie. I'm going to put you in my big movie!

Okay, good luck... Hi.

I just want a ticket to a romance movie.

No: you cannot enter a cinema with cameras.

- I don't know, it's... - It's illegal, understand?

For hacking, you know.

I don't know ! Here in France...

Understood ?

- But I'm not recording... - Sorry! Go away!

You know what? Uh...

You can go fuck yourself!

Hey!

- I know you! - Do you know me?

Your camera... Director!

We saw each other at Damien’s party!

Last week.

Oh yes ! I remember.

You have the look!

Good style!

It's because something happened to me.

What happened?

People have broken my face.

Bad place, bad time...

Dirty guys.

It's stupid... Do you want to hang out with us for a bit?

Hmm I do not know.

Afterwards, we go to a party.

You come with us?

There will be girls...

Many girls.

Cool ! I like girls.

And you...

You know... the last time I

knew a girl it was a boy, actually.

So now I'm scared.

I want to be sure you're a girl.

I am a girl.

It is not seen?

I'm sure I'm a girl.

"Pink".

Do you have a sort of "European dream"?

- No. - Not really?

You don't care about Europe?

- No, I love Europe. - You like Europe.

But no "European dream"...

In the genre of the “American dream”?

Because I am looking for this European dream.

And at the moment, it's pretty hard.

But I think you're in the wrong place. You should go... to Barcelona.

I'll give you my number...

So I'll give you the number.

Just there.

My cell phone...

And my name.

I usually only do this to girls...

You think we have a choice, that we can do whatever we want...

But ultimately, what are your choices?

- Which is yours? What is your choice?

My choice is to be free...

It's your point of view...

Yes, because you are there in your little comfort...

You all know each other and, yeah, you're nice... ok.

Just because you have a camera on you, you think you're free?

It doesn't mean anything...

- Do you want me to show you freedom? - Yeah, show me...

Show me!

It's my name.

What are you doing?

I do not care.

What are you doing!

You're crazy, man!

I think I'm free now.

You're so stupid, stop dude!

What is his problem?

Whore !

I do not care.

I burn it...

You're not at home, man.

It's just... I wanted to know if you could pay me for the

last day since I haven't been able to sign the register yet.

Ah yes, let me see...

My money is in my room.

SO...

Can I pay tomorrow morning?

Ok but this is a daily account here.

You have to pay every day.

Yes yes, I know that

and it's just this once, ok?

I'm just... so tired.

Tomorrow?

First thing tomorrow morning.

Ah Super!

Thank you so much.

So this is the room...

That's great !

I'm really exhausted.

I need to sleep now.

Thank you so much!

Bye...

It's really nice here...

I feel the history of this place.

I don't know if there is an expression to say that in English.

“Gushia” means that

you can enter the mind of a place and that place can enter your mind.

Good morning! Excuse me, I'm looking for...

Great.

It's crazy.

I'm not very happy because

I thought it was

more interesting, but I only saw:

shops, tourists and cops, so...

And I feel disappointed.

A big heart.

Things...

Of love.

I think I'll go out just to

see what's going on around here.

And maybe go to parties, I don't know.

I have to pay attention.

Not in the back, motherfucker!

Tell my wife I loved her...

I... killed them all.

You guys are funny.

Fuck them.

I think it would be more interesting

to continue the film without money,

just to show you what it looks like

a European nightmare!

Damn head!

Yes... Okay, okay.

Ok, so see you at 5 p.m.

17 rue des Lomberts.

Ok good !

Thank you so much!

You know, you save my life!

Yes Super! See you soon, yes...

Ah... So good!

I am very happy because

I didn't know where to sleep

10 minutes ago

and I just found

a roof

and maybe a new friend.

That’s so nice of Mathieu.

I think my luck is coming again!

Wait, you didn't close the door...

- Sorry, uh... - In France, we close the doors!

Do you want something to drink?

Um... Why not!

- Why not? - Yes cool.

- I don't always live alone... My girlfriend comes from time to time.

I already told you, I don't remember.

Um... So sometimes, she's there...

...and she sleeps here, with me.

So! Ah, I wanted to put on some music...

Maybe I'll have another drink.

Do as you like!

Make yourself at home.

It's a very good wine.

Yes! Thank!

Good! Sorgoi...

You told me you were having money problems last time.

Yeah, you see...

I have to go check my credit card at “La Poste”?

I think it will be okay.

So tomorrow I will be

back on the road!

Ok, I don't know where I'm going to sleep.

And I must be

a little careful

because of the cameras.

Because

I have the computer too.

I don't want any more problems.

Ok, I went to the store.

Because I wanted to buy this.

This is for greater security, because...

...a guy wanted to steal the camera.

I have to be very careful.

And that too: very useful for work.

Sorry if you couldn't see when

the guy tried to steal the camera, but

I can't turn

all day, okay?

Good morning!

I would like to put

my battery...

This place is really bullshit.

It's like

too many people, and

and too little...

...And shit!

I think that will do the trick.

It's good.

It's safe here.

The park is closed at night.

So here I can hide my stuff.

I won't have any problems.

And I have... a little money from Mathieu.

So I can have fun

for two or three days.

And then I don't know what I'm going to do.

A crazy night, this night.

Is it for TV?

Yeah.

I don't know, I'll show it...

In Japan...

Maybe in Germany.

- I don't know. - It's good to know.

Kiss my ass.

Hey...Hello!

OK...

Hey...Hello everyone!

There's some good music here, right?

- Hey... You like it! - Thanks!

It's like a cultural exchange!

You drink my vodka, and I drink...

I introduce you

my new friends there.

And I'm going to give them... The big show!

1984...

it was the birth of Punk!

Punk!

Punk!

“No Futur” for guitar.

It was...

I called my mother, and...

She said the police were looking for me there.

I don't know.

It was an accident, and...

Now she thinks I'm sick.

That I should go to the hospital!

I will never go back there.

Leave me alone.

Leave me alone!

You, fuck off.

Kiss my ass.

Oh, oh, Roger...

I don't have very good...

I don't have very good...

I am here...

...there

where Roger lives.

Hi!

Good morning.

Yes, it’s breakfast!

Roger wrote that

on the box for me.

“Help Sorgoï to continue his film.”

"Please."

It's really good because you

can give me the money directly

if I show this.

Anyone can be my producer.

It's a good idea.

That's really nice.

Roger is so cool because...

...he also gave me this!

It's a new jacket.

Good morning!

I will look...

It's here?

It's crazy, right?

I think I have a drinking problem, too.

It gives me energy, here in France.

I didn't drink as much

when I was in Sdorvie.

Roger gave me a little gift...

It's to protect me.

It's too easy to make money, right?

I think I found a new job.

Yeah it's good...

Lots of things...

It's good?

If you are happy I am happy.

How are you.

Wood, wood, wood...

He's too drunk!

Roger is drunk!

Drunk, drunk!

In my country, we say:

I'm doing the editing here.

But not much battery.

So I have to be careful.

Give me your money!

Roger is not happy because

he's a little scared or I don't know...

I've been there.

and there's nothing to do there!

I walked... and walked, and nothing!

So I'm just going to go see...

Roger!

Your cigarettes.

You don't look well, Roger.

Roger?

Come on, Roger!

Good morning!

I started... I'm going to

show you my new collection.

Video cameras!

This is my little Taïta.

Really beautiful, right?

And I don't have any wine left...

So probably tonight

I'm going out.

They completely destroyed

my steady-cam.

I don't know.

But it's okay: they didn't have the camera...

I'm going to draw a kind of...

What?

Look at this!

Don't worry, it's okay...

It's just for fun, it's good!

It's okay, it's a joke!

You don't touch me!

You know what?

When I play the psychopath, it's like

people

were becoming big shits!

So cute...

You're lucky you're not there...

...because it doesn't smell good.

It's the

This is the nightmare I have all the time.

It's, uh...

...a kind of child

and the child died

and I know it's Jesus

because the body is like that: on the cross.

It's on the wall and

his body is open here.

I take his heart.

And what I don't understand

in my nightmare...

...he is talking to me, Jesus but

I don't understand because it's in French.

I...uh...fuck.

I don't understand where...

I just

take a walk around the corner

to do

a kind of visit

of my new

my new castle.

What?

Today I decided

to go to the sea.

Roger told me

How magnificent it was there.

So I have to go.

Bad beer!

Or?

Compass, West, Brittany!

I am here with...

a compass.

It's the first day of...

...my new journey.

A road trip.

Like a road trip movie.

It's not really looking good at the moment.

But

I think we will soon enjoy it.

Hello Princess !

I hate you.

Can we come in?

- Good morning. - No...